>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Previous>>484789504
How do I reach the bottom right section of the map?
I will mod in small Miquella.
Any incantations that fuck Radahn's shit?
SOTE was still leagues better than BOTB and BOD.
I can fix him no seriously why can't we just smash him together
>>484808279Sorry buddy, loli flower pussy is for me
Ashes need a nerf or something, I'm not sure how you'd change them. I just finished an entire co-op legacy dungeon without doing anything but L2. I didn't even run out of FP until we killed the boss. Still didn't stop pressing L2.
So where do we go next?
>>484808540Stop getting past my filters, fag.
From what I can tell the only correct way to beat the game is a single weapon two-handed.Any fun ones in the DLC to build around?
Love and therapeutic care for Messmer
>heh I'll get this cool weapon that wont change my playstyle at all because I'll be rolling and attacking all the same anywayfun
>>484808523black blade/black flame as usual
Post your rankings of all fromsouls DLCs
TRC >>>>>>> TOH >>>>>>>> AotA >>> AoA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sunken King > Old Iron King >>>> Ivory King
Fujosisters, how do we feel about Starscourge Radahn's cloak having a Haligtree on the back of it?
Gaius is a showcase of how well designed to mounted combat in this game was. His fight is one of the best in the DLC on Torrent. Perfectly honest, easy to read, use of "reaL" horse combat techniques is effective [riding up on his offhand side, double back to maintain positions and more]Once they fix that bug that's making one of his super moves go off in an undodgeable 3 Flask tax, they fight will be perfect.
Miquella the Wrinkly.
Cipher Pata:>Acquired at start>WA is fast startup, fast recovery, deals 297% damage and 30 poiseCoded Sword:>Acquired midgame>WA is slow startup, slow recovery, deals 250% damage and 30 poisePata:>Acquired endgame>WA is fast startup, slow recovery, deals 187% damage and 18 poise
large clutches with dragonwaif
484808597huh huhhuh huh
>>484808693>Once they fix that bug that's making one of his super moves go off in an undodgeable 3 Flask taxwhich one
>>484808669brilliant post
so, she's officially the good guy in all this, right?
>>484808082>relying on rolling this muchscientifically proven to be bad in this game and you should be jumping more insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDhoDThUIHc
DAMN Leda looks like THIS????
>>484808882Oh shit i'm kind of hungry anonWhat's your favorite youtuber having, we'll eat it together.
>>484808868She is more tragic now that we know, but she is far from good.
my wife nanaya
>>484808848The field of rock blades. It's supposed to go off in a sequential way where you can ride away from it and it goes off just too slowly to catch you. instead it just sets off all phases of the attack all underneath you all at once if it bugs.
>>484808669kinda awful post ngl
>>484808778two of these deal only holy damage and the pata has a significant range advantage over other fist weapons
>>484808929built for shota cock
>>484808549It's not the damage that makes ashes feel so good to use, it's the extra hyper armor / range / stagger / knockdown etc. you get with them. You wouldn't need L2s for anything if normal attacks had proper step in and reach so you don't constantly whiff like a fucking idiot.
>>484808929Leda has blue eyes, no?
Stop crying about Radahn, nobody caresEvery thread its the same arguments, over and overIf you had spent half the time you do, coping, bitching and ragebaiting in these threads, you would've started to get a grasp of his mechanics already.Yes he attacks alot, and yes the pillars of light can be a bit much, but he doesn't have any undodgeable attacks, he doesn't have any oneshots, and literally everything he does is reactable. Stop crying about his cross-slash move what the fuck.Everyone keeps constructing their little scenario, where Radahn does 20 second long combos without any opening, and then teleports away from them and takes forever getting back into the fight, etc etc.This hasn't happened once in my 100's of fights against him. But if you try to argue with these people, they'll just refer to their made-up (or extremely unlikely, super-unlucky) experience with the fight, making any discussion useless.
I miss them so much bros
So, for some lvl 100 invasions fuckery what build would get me the most fun?
>>484808428There's two zones each with their own entrance. The first one is dragon's pit. The second one is in shadowkeep, at the stairs outside right before you enter the specimen storehouse, there's a ladder on the right side
>>484809148Damn did the numbered list really mindbreak you this hard that you've started preemtively complaining about it instead of matching the points?
Making new characters sucks even more now that I have to take them through so much of the base game just to get to the new shit.
>>484809041Holy damage is the best damage type in the DLCBoth cipher pata / coded sword weapon arts hit from further away than impaling thrust
>>484809148>"fights shit">"I agree">anon posts 2 paragraphs crying about themGet over yourself lmao
>>484809089For Kind Miquella, small phimosis shota cock only.
>>484808428Start here and head south
SOTE>AoA>DS2 ones>TRCI really enjoyed the frost land in AoA, downside is that it was pretty short. TRC only really had 1 fight which I really liked which was Gael. Twin Demons were pretty lame and dragon fights are pretty much always shit. Bayle is an exception because Igon is there, without Igon Bayle would be pretty average, slightly better than Midir because Bayle is more interesting. However the land in TRC was pretty nice. I liked the whole ash aesthetic of it kinda sinking and the verticalness of the levels.I enjoyed DS2. With the exception of Soul Memory I thoroughly enjoyed DS2.I didn't play DS1 enough to properly rank it.
I want to make themed builds for each kind of basic knightany suggestions for the godrick and raya lucaria knight's weapons?
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>>484808868Depends on what side you are. Marika leads you through the entire journey, does not revoke your grace in shadow lands and even throws her first husband against you as a final test, so you both are partners in crime.
>>484808672dont carereal ones are loyal to mohg and morgott while theyre still living in the sewers together
>>484808868"Good" and "bad" is such fucking post-modern jewish female terminology.She is justified, and she is redeemed. What the fuck even is a "good" person? A coward who lays down and dies as not to offend or inconvinience anyone?
>>484809148Radahn tanks my frame rate, he sucks. Period. Didn’t read your post btw.
>>484808540
>>484809401You don't get to be picky. You get to use Lordsworn items, basic Greatbow and their specific shields. For many you're even locked into AoWs like Redmane.
i just realized the parallel of ranni lifting marika's head towards the moon in her ending and marika taking those golden threads from that corpse and lifting them in the gate of divinity in the trailer shot
>>484809401They all use Knight's Greatsword and Partisan, but are you looking for something a little different so they stand out?
>>484809148you're retarded but I appreciate you posting lewd marikas
>>484808868No. Her actions were justified, everything she did after went way too fucking far. And her womb is cursed.
>>484809148Gael is such a better fight than Radahn that it's unreal they're both made by the same company.
Oh my god Reduvia completely shits all over this guy. Took me like 10 tries, goddamn. Fight still seems pretty dogshit in phase 2, I'm not looking forward to it on my other characters.
>>484808882That's base game though, the DLC is very anti-jump.
>>484809401Moonveil
I just fought Lichdragon Fortissax for the first time and he went down on my second try. I was expecting worse. Is 150 overlevelled for him?
>>484809570I have decided that I'm going to beat Radahn without any summons or deflections ir partying or anything like thatWhat's a level to do it at?
This is probably a hard pill to swallow, but Dancing Lion Divine Beast is the best boss Fromsoftware has ever done.It is their magnum opus.
How do I use this spell? Is this like Thops' Barrier, but 360 degrees? What does charging it do?
>>484809661Yes, but Fortissax is shit anyways so don't worry.
>>484809661150 is overlevelled for damn near any base game boss
>>484808882>top comment deconstructs entire video
>>484809710yep, agreed
so i started a new character, i want to try and rp a servant of mohg/mother of truth/ansbach inspired, so i thought about going arcane.what do you recommend i get early? i know there is that arcane sword near caelid, are there any blood spells i can get early too?i'm using this for now until i get something better.
>>484809661That hand is edited in, in the actual gif the kitty is just meowing
>>484809540>>484809567I want to stand out at least a little bit. like one can be straight sword + shield, the other greatsword with maybe some spells, things like that
>>484809713In melee range>what does charging it doMakes it do twice as much damage and last slightly longer.
>>484809286No, but I suspect the fight did some actual damage to your psyche, for you to make such an extensive list and post it in every fucking thread.>>484809318As opposed to the faggots who posts 50+ posts crying about Radahn in every thread?>>484809463>>484809570Here have some more>>484809621I disagree, as Gael is too easy. He is a VERY good fight though, dont get me wrong.
Miquella the forgiven
>>484809710Sorry I had a massive aneurysm and misspelt Ludwig.
>>484809838Does it protect from spewing attacks, like fire breath?
>>484809713Don't. It's a melee spell that provides no hyper armor and has enormous cast time.
>>484809597Her Divine Elden Womb is sacred.
>>484809710more like the opinion of someone who forgot to take their pill
>>484809468Would this actually work? I avoided all spoilers so up until the literal end of the DLC I assumed that by visiting all the Miquella crosses we would be mapping out all his pieces so we could put him back together for his ending. Since he left them behind instead of, idk burning them into nothing using giantsflame or some other bullshit, it's theoretically possible for a sufficiently-powerful Tarnished to beat Miquella senseless and then drag his unconscious body all over the place sticking compassion, eyes, fears, etc back into him until he's (mostly) a normie again right?
>>484808540I might not be able to fix him, but he can break me.PPPPFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBTHHHHHHHHHHHHHBLBLBLBLBLBLBBBBFFFFFFffff
Genuine Lore question, what would Godfrey think of Lightning and Beastial incantations? And how do they relate to him Thematically?Can it be argued that since he is the Lord Of Storms, as implied by his storm-like attacks, he'd be fine with them?Or just storm-like ashes only? What are the implications of Nepheli, his offspring, using technically both in the form of the Stormhawk axe's storm-based spin that also powers the axe up? Is it also there to imply that his off spring would be lightning users since that is technically part of a storm?
>>484809632post stats
>>484809918Somebody said it does. I'm too chicken shit to try.
Why is this nigga Haight in Limgrave tasking me with retaking his fort for him, because some knight stole it from him and his demi-human servants and he were driven out?Like isn't everyone except a select few in the lands between completely mad? How can Haight commune with the demi-humans? Why did the knight want the fort? Why is haight so focused on being next in line to rule limgrave - rule what? Theres fuck all left, why is he acting like he can still have a kingdom when its just him in a fort full of troggs?
>>484809773Blood Blade is at Fort Haight.Reduvia is outside the Patches cave.Bloodflame Blade is near the Church of the Rose
>>484809661>Is 150 overlevelled for him?absolutely, my first playthrough I beat him first try at like level 110
>>484809707It's not hard to beat Radahn like that. Just bleed or stance break him or use a shield to block him.Elden Ring's just kind of badly designed to the point where any mild attempt at optimization breaks the game in half.You need more restrictions than just no summon no deflect.
>>484809597>everything she did aftersuch as?>murdering hornsentbased>murdering giantsbased>sleeping with Cariansbased>blowing up the world orderbased>sending us to kill shota-griffithbasedim failing to see what the problem is.
>>484808778Have you used Coded Sword since release? It's been buffed quite a bit. The startup was massively reduced. It's basically an Ash of War stick I use to deal with dragons and death birds. Before the DLC came out with Golden Arc, it was basically my FTH crowd clearing "incantation" equivalent of Carian Greatsword/Adula's Moonblade.
what would miqella and trina look like if they fused back into their one original form?
>>484810068I'm a quality build, I'm just gonna be two handing a sword
>>484810035i will look into that, thanks anon
>>484809710>here your sacred beast horncucks>do you rike?
>>484810021don't ask questions about plot or logic or common sense in a fromsoft game
>>484809880Nobody posted about Radahn in this thread until you started sperging out."RADAHN HATERS COULD BE ANYWERE""THEY COULD BE IN THE TREES, UNDERGROUND, ANYWHERE"
>>484810156Griffith.
>>484809710Gherman, Isshin, Ludwig, Nameless King, Morgott are all better fights.
>>484810156Miquella, with even more feminine bone structure, an even smaller wiener, and, despite being technically still a guy, extremely petite A-cup tits.
>>484808868There are no good guys in the Lands Between. We get some insight into her backstory and can understand more of why she did what she did, which is character development, not justification.
>>484810287So Gwyndolin with legs.
>>484810115Lemme take a look in your eye real quick.Ooooh how unfortunate. You rolled wrong and lost your grace. To the torture camps with you.
give me your best messages
>>484809806I'd pick the most unique ones then>Gelmir Knight We never meet one so feel free to go Magma Sorcery and use a weapon like Magam Scimitar>Black Knight from DLCTop weapon options, very very strong, easy to build. >RedmaneGood AoWs, great candidate for Kngith GS. Also gets to use Gravity stuff but maybe not as a full mage but more in an AoW capacity>GodrickTry Gilded Greatshield and Partisan with a faith background for buffs and HP regen. Giant Hunt on the Partisan or something. Sound good? Any others you want suggestions for? I think I listed the coolest and best ones. Leyndell Knights seems a bit lame and Haligtree is just off-bran Leyndell....Cuckoos are kinda boring too desu, since they don't use sword magic or anything. If you really wanna go Cuckoo I guess consumable specialist fits. Lots of glintstone scraps and jars and shit.
>>484810194SOURCE NOW
>>484810259>THEY COULD BE IN THE TREES,Let's burn them.
>>484810001Godfrey is not the Storm Lord, he beat the Storm Lord. Godfrey is closer to ground punching and earthquaking. I don't think I've seen him do anything with wind. His son used dragon lightning though so he's probably fine with that.Nepheli is a descendant and her own person that was raises around hawks. Maybe the badlands starting getting back into the wind spirituality because the Tree was so far off.
>>484809641>the DLC is very anti-jumpMotherfucker have we even been playing the same game? Nearly every boss has attacks that are more easily dealt with by jumping over them than anything else.
>>484810259Not in this thread, no, I posted in advance.But go back to the previous thread, and the one before that, and the one before that, and ctrl-f "Radahn", you disingenuous cunt.
>>484810068what weapon even is that
>>484810194Miquella is gay.
>Character with mind control powers exists>My sense of engagement and enjoyment of a piece of media instantly disappearsAnyone else like this
>>484808882>click link>Sw*dish accent>close tabIkke i dag, svenskefaen.
>>484809661Fortissax is a midgame boss.
>>484810614Wow they're so powerful their mind control powers affect you outside of their fictional world.
Do you wish that ER's plate armors were thinner, like pic related?
>>484810407thanks for the suggestions anon, I'm saving them for later>.Cuckoos are kinda boring too desu, since they don't use sword magic or anything. If you really wanna go Cuckoo I guess consumable specialist fits. Lots of glintstone scraps and jars and shit.I was thinking about glintblade sorceries, but that's technically all carian stuff isn't it? it doesn't have to be exactly what they do in-game, just kinda inspired to it. maybe I'll use frozen armament and some basic sorceries>Leyndell Knights seems a bit lame and Haligtree is just off-bran LeyndellI would just do some generic holy stuff (golden vow and whatnot) for leyndell, and maybe I won't bother with haligtree at all
>>484810582bleed infused twinblade
>>484810393Nigga that's every 4th message now.
>>484810393These ones aren't even exceptional, I'm just a top level cosplayer who takes it very seriously. Try it just for fun even if you aren't a cosplayer. Put on a full set, leave a message with a gesture that fits into what that character would say and then swap back. It's fun leaving rot messages while in mushroom regalia
>>484809130I think it's meant to show the grace of gold, anon.
>>484810393I'm very funny and original.
>>484810614>Broooo he was kind controlled/corrupted/brainwashed/amnesicIt’s the worst plot device since always.
>>484810762From's armer designed peaked with Fluted and Elite Knight
>>484810817Cuckoos do use Glintblade sorcery in game. You can hate Caria and still use their magic.Fuck Albunarics though.
>>484810259Radahn haters could be here
>>484809130Looks more like white/greyhttps://youtu.be/m3YAIq-gNYo?t=84
>>484810762yes i want the fluted set i will always want the fluted set
>>484810017I just tested this on a magic dragon and it looks like a no.
>>484810762Just give me a non-retarded bascinet and sallet set.>drake knight settoo much ugly high fantasy bullshit>bloodhound sethideous gap behind the head and weird proportions
>>484811013thank you for taking the plunge, anon
>>484810407Would a gelmir knight have used man-serpent stuff? The ghost of a gelmir knight pleads us to kill the serpent, and Rykard ate his own soldiers when he went full magma snake retard.
>>484810554>Ctrl+F Radahn in the last thread>Immediately find a similar post to yours complaining about people not liking Radahn with a lewd 3dcg Marika as the OP>Everyone immediately tells you to fuck off and you tried it again this thread and got the same resultSchizomaxxing.
>>484810762yes, elden ring armor is genuinely terrible. Look at those fucking knight helmets from base game. like someone put head into hydraulic press
is there like a checklist of mandatory shit I can run through after making a new characterthings like smithing stone bell-bearings and golden seeds that everyone is going to want to have
>>484809386>didn't play DS1Opinion instantly discarded.
>>484810393My highest rated one...
>>484810393I'm not sorry.
>>484808929>yoooo it's saber #4581bo-ring
>>484810762If you make your torso as small as possible while keeping the chest proportionally large to the torso in the character creator, then most of the armor sets in ER will look okay.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....he's sleepy
>>484810897nigga, the grace of gold is granted by Marika not miquella. if anything miquella's color is whitesee >>484811007
>>484811129Rykard's Magma Sorcery is a chad shit and a huge achievement. It's him being a Carian chad. His knights would for sure respect the Magma Sorcery, just not Rykard's Rancor or the Blasphemous Blade.
what souls game had best lore
>>484809928>not using endurance to cast spellsngmi
>>484809130Only Carians have blue eyes
Fuck yeah
>>484811395ive played all of them and dont know what any of them was about
>>484810393I left a message with a gesture pointing towards the haligtree along the long ladder climb on Mt. Gelmir, people seem to like it. It's just a neat little detail and one of the first instances where you can spot the haligtree.
>braggart's roar is a weapon buff, and falls off if you twohand the other weapon man...
>>484811219That's a holdover from DaS3.
>>484810393I'm not home so I can't screenshot it, but it's one at Jarburg that just days "map?" With the dejection gesture, from back when the map showed a path to cross to the other side that didn't actually exist ingame
>>484810393Under the last of the passive/nonaggressive ant queens in the cave where you find Elden Stars.
>>484811349RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>484811368>if anything miquella's color is whitefrom all the cum he guzzled that's for sure
>>484811519Oh I forgot to mention it was 300ish appraisals
>>484811349He's a little cute if you're into sleepy scruffy guys with dark eye circles
>>484810973>Cuckoos do use Glintblade sorcery in game. You can hate Caria and still use their magic.ah that's good to knowis there any spell in the game (aside from bloodflame blade) that adds fire damage to your weapon?
Are incantations any fun? Their spells look very samy with very few exceptions
>>484811536Oh. I updooted that messageThose queens had loot. Every character I play in every single one of these games I play as a complete heartless sociopath. After I squeeze them for everything they're worth, they die.
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>>484811161thats ALOT of projecting, anonDo you feel like a sleuth because you found one of my posts? Yes I post in several threads, because the fucking tourist crybabies keep shitting up every thread. Are you dense?Now do as I originally told you, and go look thru the last 4 or 5 threads, and count how many posts are BITCHING about Radahn, you fucking weasel.What build did you beat Radahn with btw? And did you have fun?
>>484810393Put a note right near the start of the dlc warning about the mage who buffs the fly people
>>484811713FTH is the actually fun caster path in Elden Ring.
>>484810393>praise the message!
>>484811713kinda depends if you are into casting stuffi tried some but just smashing weapon art is just more efficient
SEX WITH DRAGON LADIES
>>484811713Incantations get a huge variety of spells and have a lot of optimal stuff as well.
he kind of looks like someone i know
>>484811713>Their spells look very samy with very few exceptionshow can you say this after comparing incants to sorceries
>lanky >bad posture>dorito-shaped torso with overly long limbs>mommy issues >edgelordWhy do women like him again?
>>484810393I play offline and have written no messagesWhy would you play online?
>>484809710aesthetically it is very high tier I'll give it thatcamera holds it back though
>>484811129>>484811394Oh I see. You mean the sword. Could use the Inquisitor Ghirandole. Or anything that's lore appropriate with "Eruption" which is >Skill of the knights who serve at Volcano Manor.So kind very canon. I just dunno what weapons can take that skill
>>484811713EhhhhI don't really like it as a full caster over sorceriesBut I enjoy it snignificantly more as a spellblade who also just happens to have a lighting spear that does real damage.
>>484810393>>484811536I also like this one. Finger pointing into the gears under the elevator to the Schoolhouse Classroom.
>>484811689What is with mutts and being obsessed with taking any jewish poison "drug" they can get their hands on?
>>484811980>I can fix him
>>484811980I dont understand, you just listed all the positives, what do you mean? You seem to understand it fine
>>484811980He has a nice face, and is tall/r9k/ was correct all along
My dear wives Ranni and Miquella, eternal.
I am once again asking you to invade enir ilim and gank for the lion knights
>>484810762The basic knight set you get at the roundtable is a disgrace to the basic knight sets from prior games. Its so barrel-chested while the limbs are so skinny, plus the blue cloth makes you look like such a fucking geek. I have no idea what they were thinking with that set.
>>484811504the black knight/ silver knight I assumne? gotta say DS3 had some nice armorhttps://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com
>>484812103>doesn't fix him>doesn't even sleep in the same castle let alone the same bed.>gives everything up just to be skipped and have her beloved killed behind her.lmao
>>484812084Ibuprofen is a good pain med though.
>>484811980>Lists a bunch of reasons to like him>"Why would women like him?"
>>484811980don't forget a bunch of gross snakes crawling all over
>>484811783Built him on an int mageFight kinda sucksSeems very weird to be so emotionally invested in a bad boss that you've started pre-emptively running interference for when people rightfully complain about the ending to the DLC
>>484811980He also has giant yaoi hands
>>484812218Enir ilim is the one place I don't invade. The host is getting fucked enough already. Same with jagged peak. If they're summoning, they're already getting absolutely fucking annihilated.
>>484810393It's ain't much.
easy win lads
>>484812160>>484812303I'm lanky, pale and have bad posture and people call me ugly
>>484811225>didn't play DS1 enoughLearn to read retard.Only completed it twice and offline without and co-op/invasions. Meanwhile every other souls game I have easily +500 hours.Some substantially more...
>>484811980say what?
>>484811980it's all of those things + having a handsome face pretty much
>buy sekiro>want to see everything in the game>game has no easy mode because fuck you>reach a boss i can't defeat>can't refund because it's been 10 hours by now>download a trainer for unlimited hp>cruise through the rest of the game and enjoy the experience>buy elding>want to see everything in the game>game has no easy mode because fuck you>reach a boss i can't defeat>can't refund because it's been 10 hours by now>can't use a trainer because it's an online game>never get to experience the whole game
>>484812496Are you ugly?
>>484811772Yes.>>484810520>I don't think I've seen him do anything with windHIs stomps generate a giant gust of wind and he gets enveloped by a storm during the fighting, twice.
>>484812496Do you have bad skin?>lankyDo you mean skinnyfat because I've seen a lot of guys who use "lanky" or "slim build" as cope for being skinnyfat
>>484812507Fuck off, tourist.
>>484810393
>>484812542
>>484812496You need to get yourself a desperate mommy hag like Rellana
>wanting historically accurate armor in a fantasy video game where it doesnt have any relation to earth or humans
>>484810824looks like heavy infused though
>>484811980>tall>decent face>has a tragic backstory>also has an """evil""" side because of muh genocide hornsent arent people so it's not really a genocideWhy do you think women like him?
>>484812348Just tired of people with bad taste flooding the discussion of a game I enjoyThe boss is only bad if you yourself is bad, people cant cope with thisredditspacingStop projecting your own feelings onto me btw, "i'm not emotionally invested" in this at all. I'm just bored and autistic. I'm gonna go play the DLC some more once I'm done digesting this food a bit more, and scratch my nuts properly, but until then I'm stuck tabbing between your insane ass, and some shitty saint_riot stream VOD
>ansbach is perfectly fine after the gankspank>"I'm nervous but let's go fuck up a god">keels over dead along with thollier without another word afterwards so players can get his epic armor setthis shit will never not be a stupid way to end NPC questlines
>>48481249690% chance you are not ugly and just need a much better haircut asap
>>484812621This isn't /dsg/ shitskin.
>>484812756vaxx status on the NPCs in the DLC?
>>484812756Ansbach and Thiollier dying to Radahn was something I thought was a nice touch.Better than them falling to despair and/or invading you or some shit.
>>484812756>purpose complete>dies many such cases, even IRL
Doing a new playthrough with spirit ashes, any new baddies worth picking up? Definitely going to grab nepheli, latenna, tiche and the nox shimaidon sisters from the base game.
>>484812756ansbach I get because his whole thing is being an old man gearing up for one last fight but I do wish poison dude survived
>get summoned for the leda gank>her ganks hp gets boosted to like 100kfucking dryleaf dane had more hp than consort radahn
>>484812496I'm sure you look fine, most m3n aren't actually ugly
>>484812725get a screen that's not shit
>>484812749you're gonna make me cum
you reckon they'll improve their garbage quest design in the next installment
>poison flower blooms twice>just casually stepping on bosses for 10-20% of their healthMan. I fucking hate that I'm like this. I've done 9 (or maybe 10? I can't fucking remember) arcane only arcane+dex/str runs and every fucking time I do this to myself I end up regretting it when I have to take out the occult beat stick.Fuck me. I'm going to do it again. Why the fuck am I like this with ailment builds.
>>484812749>Objective flaws in Radahn's design1. Radahn's afterimage attacks have no hurtbox and he can do these grounded so some punishes to attacks get "eaten" by his after image strikes turning off his hurtbox frame 0 as he charges them.2. Radahn's love of long anime combos can lead to periods of 20 or more seconds where he is only vulnerable for a tiny amount of time, removing interactivity and forcing you to play a damage avoidance minigame where the dilemma on where to push aggression is completely ignored3.The boss has no answer to greatshield strats.4. The boss has numerous one-shot attacks in his arsenal which can kill even with 60 Vig + 20 Skibidi + defensive talismans thanks to multi-hit protections not being properly enabled. His grounded afterimage attack can oneshot you ect.5. The boss has attacks that are undodgable outside of elevation differences or hyperspecific setups. His cross slash has challenge runners either take extra iframe talismans or spend the entire fight strafing hard just to have a chance at avoiding it.6. Visual disaster - A combination of Miquella's hair, giant bright white beams and the effect on his afterimages make parsing what goes on in the fight almost impossible.7. Inconsistent effects - the ground crumble effect used on his stomp and pulling his weapon out of the ground are the same and usually indicate grounded attacks but you can jump the stomp while not being able to do so for the weapon pull.8. Height jank with the uneven arena is rife which causes unintended interactions and random whiffs9. Uneven moveset. Some moves can oneshot you and have no hurtbox while others like Miquella's Light, his grab or his tornado gravity gapcloser are easy to avoid and have gigantic punish windows which both encourages AI abuse and makes winning feel overly dependent on 'lucky patterns'. If Radahn spammed the 1-2-cross slash the fight is artificially much harder than one where he spams grabs.
LANKLET FUCKERS REEEEEETHIS IS A MANLET POSTIVE SAFE SPACEOUT OUT OUTTTTTT
in a hypothetical scenario if i was about to have sex with a female in armor, how do you undress this thing?take the feet part off first?
>>484812938>Miquella's followers would not take Miquella's needlethey're all vaxx'd'n'pozze'd and don't kid yourself Verification not required.
>>484813012Poison guy wanted to die anyway.
>>484812542both Sekiro and Elden Ring have an easy modefor Sekiro it's called "not summoning the bell demon"for Elden Ring it's called summoning spirit ashes and hiding behind a shield
>>484812952I guess it makes more sense if you look at it that way and is even slightly kino, but it's definitely fully divested from actual gameplay if that's the intent, because I didn't summon their asses.
>>484812930But it is, whyteboi.
>>484812075I literally felt the compulsion to appraise this message when I opened your pic even though I'm not in game. Holy shit Im cooked I've been playing too much this week
>get summoned>aw shit it's a dungeon run>decide to stick with the guy because he used the snap gesture to greet me>of course get invaded>invader spawns right at the edge of the boardwalk>push him off the edge easily>host uses FUCKING LION CLAW and jumps off the edge as well>get runes and can immediately go back to getting summoned
>>484812980I LOVE THESE NIGGAS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
>>484813082bro please stop, unironically, this is getting to the point where im starting to enjoy our stupid little threadspanning arguments, and I dont like that.>>484813050go ahead
>>484813086hit her hard enough to shatter the armor
>>484812980My personal crew. I HIGHLY recommend the avionette soldiers they're a ton of fun.
>>484813219>is an actual /dsg/ nogFuck man I legitimately feel pity for you.
>>484813284I love these guys so much too
>>484813219dont embarass us dark souls chads with your racebaiting
>>484812220You gotta play around with the bodysliders to get the Knight Set looking decent.
>>484813086>undressing the armored knight ladyAre you gay or something?
>>484812542as a kid i thought those were called spunow
>>484812980the imps you can choose as a starting gift are enough to fuck up most of the early bosses you encounter
>>484813284I'm sad that they're not as useful in thw dlc because every boss and enemy has an age attack
>>484813086Shoulder pauldrons and faulds off, then gorget, cuisses, greaves and vambraces. In this case you want to take the breastplate off a little later than usual because it's more cinematic and arousing.
>>484813086Helmet is always first dummyThen breastplate probably because it'll be a different piece to the body armour and likely very heavy, and the cuisses
Just beat all the bosses, consort radahn and collected all the dlc armor sets, what the fuck do I do now
>>484813126getting killed in 2-3 hits is not easy mode
>>484813086>his penis isnt armor penetratingLMFAO @ (You)
>>484812980Bigmouth Imp, Black Knight Commander Andreas, Bloodfiend Hexer, Gravebird Ashes (look it's shit but I love it), Inquisitor Ashes, Man-fly ashes (yes really), Messmer Soldier Ashes (actually good), Taylew the Golem Smith (also actually good)
>>484813368Holy anime cringe. Put an helmet on that piece of trash.
>>484813402go play sekiro charmless
>>484812980Taylew "the Golem" Smith
Again for the fellas in the back: Vortex Good.
>>484813045you might be right
>>484813402ng+ nigga
Oh, so you are supposed to be unable to defeat the final boss of the DLC. That is an interesting gimmick!
>DLC arrives>STILL no Ash of War that gives us that quick forward stomp the Crucible Knights/Godfrey/Radahn have.>Even let basic Messmer soldiers use it.But we get ANOTHER frost stomp, thank you Michael Zaki
>>484813086>take the feet part off first?Exactly. The rest stays on. Just like Miyazaki intended.
>RenallaEvery once an a while I think about her proportions and want to know what the devs were thinking when they modeled her.
my dear edgelord passionate husband and me
>>484813402Do it again with a different weapon.
>>484813653I’m a big fan of the lanky 90s anime ppl desu also reminds me of bb
>>484812980>new baddies worth picking up?BEHOLD!CANNON NIGGA!
>>484813373they did ok, i was using dragon communion and just blowing up the bosses while these hard workers kept aggro.
>>484811431rennala with short hairDAAAAAAMN I didnt know I needed that.Rennalla is the ALPHA MILF. I dont even care that she's taller than me, she can give me uppies and headpats anytime she wants
>>484812980he's from the dlc but i love him, he does insane ninja tricks
I am at Radahn and I'm missing 2 skibidi fragments to get to 20 skibidis, my autismo is making me want to find them
>>484813574If I'm going to be spamming animu moves with oversized weapons, then I'm not going to be playing as a bearded old dude. It's either Gutts or Griffith for me, and since this character is a FTH/DEX build, I elected something closer to the latter.
>>484813326I mean it's been ages and you still haven't managed to defeat any of the points, you've just been kind of vagueposting while seething about it.
>>484813082Fromdrones have yet to debunk any of this still.I KNEEL.
>>484808523Golden Parry
>>484813326>AI slop spamkind of embarrassing and cringe not gonna lie
>>484813784fighting that guy alone was more fun than 90% of basegame bosses
>>484813374>>484813397thanks
Remember when there were arguements on /dsg/ about whether this being split off into its own general was spam and shpuld be deleted?
The Virgin "Student of Sorcery" with their nose in books their entire life just to come to the conclusion>Yes there are indeed stars above usThe chad Faith upholders channelling the power of the gods through sheer hope and indomitable spirit alone
I cant even lie, this was pure kino
Remember that anyone who has a weaker build than yours is a braindead moron who doesn't know how to play the game and anyone with a stronger build than yours is a cheesing cheater that "Didn't beat the game"
>>484811980Look up the "tumblr sexyman."Tall, gawky, awkward, edgy men with pronounced and prominent facial features (noses, cheekbones, chins, jaws) like Messmer are absolutely bait for the sort of girls and women who spend their free time on Elden Ring fan art, fan fiction and fan communities.
>>484813793beat him at +17 @ level 185 and thought it wasn't too bad once you get a grip during the frenetic phase 2
>>484813895try out his weapon too, it's not very strong but so much fun
>>484813919literally just a shoddier version of Lothric and Lorian
>>484813086Lower her pants and stretch them down the thigh armor then plap away with her legs raised up and me hugging them. Enjoy the sweet sounds of wet plaps also the sounds of armor clanking and beautiful art made into armor.
>>484813653I dont care at this point
>>484813951correct.
>>484813397You can't remove the breastplate until the gorget comes off at the very least.
>>484813362sry chuds, ur gaem been blacked through and through
>>484813574Miquella and Godrick are literal anime prettyboys. Face it, ER has a lot of anime in it already, it's just not in your face like the typical JRPG offerings from Square or Sega.
Is there any reason to use the Sword of ***ht over Melania's toothpick?
>>484814056GOD i wish Rennala was my giant wife
>>484813972>tumblr sexyman>the fucking oncelerto women really?
>>484813339I really need elden ring collecting card game.
>>484808672The only thing i know is that it's Cute and it's Canon.My RadahnxMiquella folder grows bigger
>>484814192Damages through guard. Lower requirements. Much edgier.
>>484814285yeah women went insane over him
Someone datamines Rellana's face under her helmet and it's a 11/10 supermodel. Will the fujos kill themselves en masse? Or will they cope by speedrunning her bossfight to world record rates?
are thrusting shields better than a bigass greatshield and sword lance or antspur rapier?
>>484813809>then I'm not going to be playing as a bearded old dude.truly a garbage opinion
>>4848130821 Yes, thats an issue.2 Skill issue.3 Not many bosses do. Greatshields are the ez strat 90% of the time. This one has some chip damage. But I can't think of that many that greatshield doesn't work on. Mohg being one of them because he can piss blood as expected of the Blood Lord.4. skill issue. I've killed him 3 times so far solo and have never once been 1 shot.5.Cross slash is the only one I noticed which is an issue, doesn't do the most damage so you can just tank it often rather than getting into a panic roll and getting hit way more.6. Occasionally7.I don't know what you're talking about here.8. Never noticed this, sounds like a skill issue.9 skill issue.TLDR Skill Issue for all but 1 and 5.
Tfw no new spirit summons that have cool effects like the redmane archer and the bird and perfumer
Redbros, the bridge from Shadow Keep to Rauh Ruins is where it’s at. Killed like 2 blues, made a yellow quit and eventually killed another yellow and the host. They couldn’t handle the rain of fire lol
>>484814052why the fuck does your character look like he is named>the loathsome rapemaster>the inhuman cock muncher>the vile cunt penetrator>the forceful deflowerer
>>484810379No worries. It'll be back.
>>484814187>GodrickYou probably meant Godwyn. I understand that the golden lineage names are easy to mix up. I've done it myself a few times.
>>484814458Old people doing heroic stuff is kino of the highest order.
The bigmouth imp is kind of lewd, you could just jaw it right in...
>>484813908any yet you troons still keep raidingfuck off no one wants you
>>484813825I haven't even engaged with your points, they're all gay and retarded1. skill issue2. doesnt happen3. nothing has an answer to greatshield chads4. lies5. lies6. theres two instances of "flashbangs" as people call them in the other threads, everything else is just a skill issue7. two different attacks, this is like crying about different enemies with different feet stomps having different hitboxes8. this one is true9. nothing oneshots youso... we have one 1/9 points actually being correct. Do you see why I counter-signal your and your ilks bullshit?>>484813865Theres too little non-explicit 3D pics of her, and I'm not gonna sit down in paint and put a black bar over her nipples just to make anons cum in a videogame thread on a blue board when you could just as easily go to r34 yourself
Let me see your war face
>>484814585>>484814458It does make some of the dialogue about characters mentioning your youth or charm to be kinda funny though.
>>484814438If you mean for overall uptime? No. Not without shield grease at least. You have generally less uptime due to stamina management and stamina regeneration mattering a lot. You can maintain full uptime on some bosses but it requires a hell of a lot of moveset memorization so you don't try to refresh your blockpoints when it's too late or waiting to long and having them go away.
>>484814037I think the designs of the two brothers in DS3 is more interesting but its cool to see the best warrior in Elden Ring become a Super Saiyan puppet to a sparkly queerosexual
Why are some people rude?
>>484814676>pornsick coom spammer>cant into discussionmany such cases
>>484814718N
>>484814637What? I'm not trans or raiding, I'm just saying that was funny when that happened, I prefer here to dsg
>>484814786Low IQ
>>484814786because fuck you, that is why
>Messmer boss fight>pushing my shit in light no other boss>apparently it gets worst from hereFuck. I just can't do these giant combo, whizzing across the arena, tiny tiny attack window bosses. Had to summon for him in the end and even that was was a bitch given how he switches targets mid combos.>down to 20%>out of flasks>fuck up and get grabbed>I've only a tiny bit of health left>go full pussy mode and back off for the summon to take him on>he'd been dodging like a ninja the whole fight and seemed like he'd be comfortable>he gets 1hko from full health >still 15% left>have to block a fire combo>get an attack in>he does a non-fire combo I safely block>starts charging for another fire combo that will kill me>desperate R1 hammering to get hits in right as he's swinging the sword>it manages to kill himLuckiest win I've ever had. Still a fucking pussy for summoning for him though.
>>484814285Yes. Even worse, there were several different Tumblr accounts that roleplayed as alternative universe Oncelers with unique gimmicks and personalities which got massive followers. Some of the AU Oncelers even got bigger fandoms than the true Onceler on occasion.The Onceler isn't even the strangest one. Sans from Undertale, Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls, Wheatley from Portal 2, and so on. If a character is male, quirky and edgy, there is going to be a very female and very strange Tumblr fandom dedicated to him.
>>484814786They weren't hugged enough as children.
So that is what Thollier's concoction is for!
So, this thing...worth a try? STR/ARC seems to be the favourite of Fromsoft in this DLC right after FTH and pure DEX. The weapon art seems nice. Some people said it can be used for block counterWhat would you recommend to play up to entering the DLC? Just another bleedstars build? Eochaid again? Or a STR build with focussing on ARC only later?
>>484814786because people are rude to me
>>484814718>the only top that matches the new thong covers the new thongI HATE THE JAPANESE
>>484813086take off the upper thigh guards from behind by removing the belts behind them, then you should be able to reach her pants and pull them down a bit. she might have a codpiece you will have to take off as well, but once you get rid of that you have access to her pussy and she doesn't need to take off any more of her cool armour.
>>484814909
>>484814846counter-refute my "points", or concede.
>>484814718I'm too old for war faces, missy. I'm just here to get shit done then have a nap.
>>484813330This. First blow shatters her armor completely, leaving her practically nude. Lady Knights are built for instand loss
>>484814956Haha yeah, those are all really out there and wei->Wheatley from Portal 2Okay, listen...
>>484814951don't get distrated by the visuals, all of his combos can be dodged by 1 or 2 midrolls towards him and he has openings for a charged R2 or an ash after almost all of them
>>484814909Those are some dangly balls there, bro.
>>484809710lol
>>484815196Want those heels to stomp on my fucking neck desu
>>484814676gods bless us...
>>484814909HOLY SHIT, TRAGOTH LOOKS LIKE THAT???
what went wrong?
>>484815452Fromsoft got cocky and greedy
>>484815452FOTM tourists
>>484815452Never played it. What's wrong with it? I played the first one and that was trash, I assumed the second one would be just as bad.
>>484815452Devs enlisted jeenine and steelovsky for feedback. Never enlist the sweatiest turboautists for feedback even if they're technically good at the genre.
>>484810762Fluted set only looked good in the original. Remake fluted looks like shit.
>>484814956>"he would get me">"I could fix him"Basically the thought processes behind them.You also get very specific weird ships like Jack Frost (legend of the Guardians) x Elsa.
>>484815309He's a fucking mechanical eyeball. He just happens to be male, have quirky mannerisms, be morally dubious and have a silly British accent, so some mentally ill Tumblr girls lose their shit over him.To drag this back on topic, if Tumblr women can look at those characters and think they're hot, they sure as shit can do the same thing for Messmer.
Reminder to the newfriends joining us that /erg/ is /vg/'s first trans-positive and womyn-accepting general! Ever since a handful of them got uppity this time last year and received no pushback, we have increased our population of troonfugees. You will see them throw hissy fits over attractive women because it reminds them of what they can never achieve. You will see them throw similar hissy fits over bosses which they couldn't beat, which they'll decry as "objectively" bad bosses because they lack of ability to articulate or even comprehend that the issue is their own pathetic inability to play a video game. Instead they'll bait and shillpost about the game being "objectively" bad in the hopes that once enough normal people leave they can go back to turning this place into a fanfictranny ERP den.>>484814951Rolling towards him instead of away from him will help you get past just about everything he throws at you.
>>484815452It wasn’t made by From Shit so Fromdrones actually noticed the flaws instead of ignoring them and calling it a masterpiece.
>>484815602It's still trash, but in a different way than the first.
>>484815718FTH trash has nothing on Ranni's Toothpick
I can't beat him. I don't deal nearly enough damage, he one shots me if I ever miss.
all these weapons and all you do is roll
>>484815602gameplay still feels floaty and has no impact to itdifficulty = constant gangbangs by enemy mobs
>>484814909what did Miquella mean by this
I’m gonna drawfag some art of my pve character today… fingerprint shield and antspur. Also I’m a little sad there’s no more ant weapons aside from the shield.
>>484815042It's good in both pve and pvp.>Some people said it can be used for block counterIt's guard boost ends at 61 IIRC which makes it usable for blocking (some) attacks. It has 80 physical negation 50's down the line of elements. Marginally not as strong as Ruins, Watchdog, and regular Greatsword but is usable to block in the way those can be.>what would you recommend to play up to entering the DLCIf you're going to use this, grab the greatsword from Caelid. You can get it basically at the start of the game. Bleed or occult fuse it or just leave it as heavy and bloodflame blade it.It'll keep until you reach the DLC.
>>484815261Based combat grannies
What new DLC stuff does enough damage to be viable for invasions?
>>484815718So the ultimate FTH GS vs the ultimate INT GS, which is the best weapon in Elden Ring?Forgot to attach my image.
>>484809148>Look mom, I posted it again
>>484815884no need, its already done it seems >>484815652
>>484815884I wanted an ant armor set.
>>484815718Blasphemous Blade vs Dark Moon Greatsword?
>>484815884There's the dagger on the way to Astel. Technically a scorpion weapon, but works thematically.
>>484815452Man I liked Lords in the fallen in small doses but it takes way too fucking long to get a character going and all the tools you want to use are limited to end game. The pvp was laggy untennable dogshit, the co-op was laggy untennable dogshit, and all the cool narrative shit didn't get enough support.It has a crazy inverse difficulty curve where the enemies for the first 3 hours are all doing attacks with all sorts of variable followups and then after that they both don't and get stagger locked to death. The bosses are less boss fights and just chains of gimmicks. I still like it (in small doses) it's not like complete dogshit.But it's flawed.
>>484815659He has a relatability and sadness to the like way he lashes out kind of infantiley or childishly that makes me want to cry and makes me wish things had gone differently. Plus if you want to go to the more intimate side, it's an entire complex ran by a robot that has a mixture of hatred and used to be close with you, that's very very good
>>484815986They both suck for PvP. PvE balance doesn't really matter as anything works. Anyone who knows anything builds purely for PvP. I guess the DMGS is cooler, not just because it's an ice sword, but because of its huge story significance. BB is just some sword you take from Rykard.
>>484809148Don't care, didn't read.cold naginata'd him with mimic tear.Didn't learn shit and it took me 5 tries.
>>484815998https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/text/Stop%20crying%20about%20Radahn%2C%20nobody%20cares%20/posted a grand total of once
>>484809130Leda is Tarnished>Blessing of Needle Knight Leda. An unalloyed light that has never dwelled in an eye. Use to gain 40000 runes. Miquella gifted Leda with gentle gold to bring a soft hue to her faded eyes.
Why are there hornsent niggas defending/patrolling Midra's place
>>484816047I like to pretend rakshasa is an ant lol
>>484815986Blasphemers is a noob weapon that's (was don't know if it was nerfed since I don't use it) very good and makes PVE really easy.MLGS is a very fun weapon that was extremely OP regarding PVE because it's beam did MASSIVE poise damage. It was also really fun since the buff lasted ages and you could throw out lots of beams for low mana cost. Apparently that's been nerfed, but I haven't tried it since the nerf.
Can you genuinely get enough damage reduction for facetank builds to work? I'm doing a turtely build currently at 62% damage reduction but it looks like I'd max out near 70% which wouldn't be enough.
Downloading DS3 as we speak. I'll come with my verdict of which game is better in a 2-3 days.
>>484813082Seconding what >>484814472 said for the most part, although I do agree that the arena should have been flat. Also, Radahn's cape/Miquella's hair are annoying if you're behind him, but it's manageable. Also, I think the fight would be better if Radahn was like two feet shorter.
>>484814483Did you warp as Fire Knight Salvo?
>>484816371Blasphemous is cool because you can turn all your flasks blue and play very aggressively.
>>484816374So long as you also compliment it with prayerful strike on a great stars, yes.
>>484813779Carian Hag Supremacy
>>484816374Probably not, but maybe if you stack a billion defence and throw on some healing abilities like prayerful strike/blood tax (this would allow bleed as well) it could work great.
>>484812980Bigmouth Imp is by far the most fun. Unironically trivializes malenia and any boss that can be knocked down. Hew is a great tank and can be healed really well since his tankyness is from damage reduction not an enormous health pool. Horned warrior and divine bird have really powerful combos they can pull of
>>484815652how do I juice the most out of that rapier? just bleed and rot?
>ansbach actually says something cool if you summon him for radahnshit now I feel like I was supposed to summon
>>484810393I have a ~2600 updooted one that says to turn back and seek grace in the ant tunnel leading to Ainsel River. I stole it :^)
>>484816761I like poison+rot, but I carry a secondary bleed+frost weapon.
>>484816761Poison mist, bleed infused.Use poison mist, apply poison, rot, bleed.
>>484811161This you?>>484811783
>>484816374You mean without a shield? No.Every single one of Radahns phase 2 strings at ~91% physical and (80% I think) holy resistance will still do enough damage to kill you in a string if you hold it to your face.You'd usually still be able to hyper trade with prayerful. But, ghosts make him intangible while still doing offense.
>>484815979Impenetrable Thorns
>>484816263they're his jailers
Would (you) bully Redmane Freyja if you were attending the same school together?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuEcVKN9A3knever noticed the horns on the ankles before
>Coomer image>Retarded, low IQ nigger postEvery time.
So are Shadow Lands the lands of the Numen or what?
>Just tried out invasions>Swift Slash spam, Light of Miquella spam, Comet spam, etcPeople actually enjoy these?
WHAT IS MIQUELLA DOING TO RADAHN!?!?!https://streamable.com/eg3ljf>>484814909
Ansbach and Freyja’s relationship was cute. Honestly all the npcs were pretty alright. >>484816845Hornsent also has a few lines if u summon him for messmer
>>484816232>Le builds don't matter in pveMouthbreather take
>>484809325Grappling Leda to the ground during your duel and having your way with her!
>>484817160More like they're attention whoring for (You)s by pretending to be retarded
>>484817160>Noooo not an attractive female!So you're low T or tranny? Which one is it? Both?
>>484817160its fine bro, summon me and I'll beat him for you, just stay the fuck back and try to survive. "thughunt" in all the password fields, without the quotation marks
>>484817224>flagged for violatingnonce
I know I'm setting myself up for "because it's the shadowlands" but what's the lore reason why the DLC land is filled with shade-like humans and not zombie/hollow humans
>>484816371Darkmoon still hits like a truck. Really strong option for those dick bosses that like to give you exactly one attack between a string of 7 of their own.
>>484817572>because it's the shadowlands
>>484817572The scadutree is the shadow of the erdtree
>>484814786it's funny and should be harmless if you have a healthy level of self confidence, and if you don't and you get genuinely upset at words on a 4chan post, you need to re examine your own relationship with your emotions and evaluate your own maturity sincerely, perhaps you need to work on that confidence issue
>>484814090Damn thats trueIm retarded I thought the breastplate was a seperate piece that went ontop of another piece of chest/back armour, but the breastplate is the only line of defense between a weapon and chest flesh?
Did I beat the game?
>watching someone else play>can clearly follow the boss combos and see every opportunity to dodge and punish>actually playing>panic roll and die like a bitchWhat’s this called?
>>484816236>Change up a few words and posts it again next thread I'm not falling for it nigger
>>484814314would be fun
>>484817224radahnbros.........................>>484817473https://litter.catbox.moe/w22jta.webm
>>484817783si
>>484808868>>484808979She responded to a genocide with a genocide and then proceeded to attempt to genocide a few other groups. Hitler with tits and a braid. so yes
>>484816926>>484816904At +25 blood infused it's got a D scaling in arcane. Am I supposed to level str/dex instead? I thought arcane was the status effect stat generally.
>>484817697I get upset at people being mean sometimes because I consider 3chan to be my friends but like also I dint stay mad at my friends when they're mean ir we have fights so it's fine
>>484817572>zombie/hollow humansElden RIng doesn't have this. Soldiers in lands between just attack tarnished on sight and aristocarats are demented immortals.
>>484817336Is there any porn of these character WITHOUT exaggerated features?
Gwyn and Marika would've been the ultimate backstabbing, scheming power couple.
>>484817783>used a weaponno
>>484817796brown eyes?
>>484817861Don't forget she genocided giants even before Messmer got born.
>>484818026brown skin?
>>484817985>Gwyn >schemingIt’s been a long time since DS1, but wasn’t Gwyn a hero that through himself into a literal fire?
>>484817959Are you FUCKING GAY, anon?
>>484817959Considering Leda's inspiration, she's probably stacked underneath her armor.
>484817959>Another low T outs himselfKek, what is it about Elden Ring that draws these types like moths to a flame?
>>484818219Yeah Gwyn was a hero. Did literally everything he could to stop the fire going out too. Everything around him was going straight into the dumpster though. But given the existential crisis he was dealing with, I really can't fault him for keeping like the witches in check
>>484817187Numen are literally ayyysThey came to the Lands Between from "elsewhere"
>>484817959No
>>484818123seems I was correct.
>>484817864You don't use it for damage. You use it for status build up. If you want something for damage IMO just use the Sword Lance from Gauis, infuse it with Bleed, and go STR/ARC.That has as much bleed build up as a colossal weapon and you can still shield poke. It's really fucking strong.
Explain what just happened to me FromSloppers.
>>484815042Weapon art trivializes some content. Feels great in the open world for annoying enemies to close the distance quickly and knock them on their ass. Pretty fucking good against most of the bosses as well, though certain bosses you will want to swap to something to take advantage of weaknesses.
>>484818315Was Leda really inspired by Artoria?
>>484817447Did you respond to the wrong post?
>>484818460thats been an issue since day 1, notoriously fucks over no-hit runs on fire giant.
>>484818515What other media has a blonde girl with a sword
>>484817951My understanding is most of the people who worshipped the Erdtree have been blocked from their souls returning to the it so don't get reborn in a new body any more, leading to them eventually going insane.
Why did they make the Radahn fight actually impossible to complete as a spellcaster?
>>484818460Breath has always been able to diffuse off of the environmentBut that's still grade A bullshit. I'm sorry you experienced that.
>>484818219Gwyn was somewhat destructive in his approach to keeping the Dark down and he may have begun the plan with Frampt to produce his "successor" via the prophecy of the Undead.It's DS3 that makes him full blown schemer with the whole Ringed City plot.
>>484818460Out-fucking-skilled
>>484816243Bro, you lack comprehension abilities. It's literally telling you it's a false grace.
>>484818515Yes. It's because FGO based one of Morgan le Fay's (Artoria's nemesis) alternates off of Ranni, so this is Miyazaki paying them back.
>>484818460OUTFUCKINGSKILLED
>>484818515She literally looks like Artoria
>>484818410Okay Ranjeet. Whatever helps you sleep at night. I accept your concession btw.
>>484818675retard mages cant comprehend switching to carian slicer or night comet or something with an INT scaling melee weapon as a backup, they must always be able to cast comet azur and stand still or its too hard
>>484818675Because they balance the game around dodgerollers with heavy weapons..
>>484818675better load up that glintblade pebble because you're in a melee range fight now kiddo. It's how their encounter design works now. They create a fight to have a very limited amount of responses and build diversity suffers from it.There are some fights in the DLC where you can fit (nearly) every long ability in some of the common openings which is good fight design. This isn't one of them.
>Radagon protects Godfrey from a giant's stray arrow
>>484817941you have a kind heart and there is nothing wrong with that, if anything more people should value and admire people like you nowadays more than ever, but also for your own wellbeing consider that having your emotions negatively affected by insults upon a perceived friendship with an anonymous poster implies all sorts of parasocial issues, and you deserve better than to have your day even slightly ruined by dumb people like me calling another anon a stupid fag over meaningless discussion, don't let any kind of hatred sully your loving heart but especially don't let playful banter type of hatred upset you
>>484818673>most of the people who worshipped the Erdtree have been blocked from their souls returning to the itNothing really suggests so. Anyone can go to the nearest catacombs and properly die there.
I want more (You)s but I don't want to bait post.Cam you please just reply to this?I like ruin fragments
>>484818675I've beaten him twice. Once with Adula Moonblade spam and a fire throwing dagger to reset frost. And once with comet spam (this one was not fun).
>>484817187No, pillar of suppression literally tells you this spot was once the center of the lands between. It's currently shrouded and "removed" from the physical land between. The divine towers have an active spell that you can see while inside them that are maintaining whatever keeps the shadow realm separated from the land.
>>484818838Whiter than you, mudeyes. But always funny to see peo->>484819025>>484819025>>484819025>>484819025>>484819025nvm this is more important
I've been GOONing to 3D Marika porn for a while now, who next? High-test alpha male btw
>>484819025Ran out of off-model Marika pics already?
>>484818681>Ringed City plot.What was even the point of this?
whats a good ash for the scriptsmith hammer?
which greatsword do i use for my next run?should i just go south and pick up the claymore?
>>484814718
What's the current 'u didn't beat the game' cheese strat on radahn?I'm sick of trying and have other things to do.
>>484819025I hATE THIS.
>>484817138she'd choke you
>>484819151Artoria Lancer has a new model made by the same guy that made the 3D Queen Marika
I watched ONGBAL's no damage radahn fight and I unironically think I could have beaten him in about half as many attempts if I were light rolling, it's like he was designed around it and you were expected to be shielding if you're at middle or heavy equip load.
>>484819151Fuck a banana peel and pretend it’s miquellas scadussy and you’re Radahn
>>484818460The way they made it so you can hide from dragon firebreath behind rocks was by making it reflect off itthat also means they can do bank shot off the backboard shit
>>484818675Try spamming adula's or DMGS with a throwing dagger fire infused to reset frost
>>484818815>>484818387>>484818315How does Leda hide those huge knockers. The amount of binding she must apply to squeeze those into her platemail must be quite painful.
>>484819119Nice samefag, Ranjeet
>>484818751What's your point, I said she was Tarnished, she has faded eyes
>>484818981There's no true death. Demi-gods get true immortality, regular folk get returned to the Erdtree to be reborn in a new body. Death rune and the breaking fucks the Erdtree up and closes it off.It's the canon reason for enemies returning when you rest at a grace. Also all the demi-gods you "kill" are still alive up until you gain the ability to properly kill them with the death rune.
>>484819438She hardswaps them off when she puts on her armor, filthy tryhard.
>killing dragons in the base game is the most boring shit ever>discover igons quest requires you to go a dragon/drake slaughter ascension over the mountain in order to complete>kino of the highest order thanks to this niggas voice actingI know its probably elevated by the actor but im glad i got a good reason to go larping as a dragon slayer in the south of the map.
>>484819391Fucking Bayle making all the tombstones and rocks mirrors.
>>484819340I need to give this a try some day, heard you throw it in the microwave and it's pretty fucking good.
>>484819158Give the most dangerous humans a not so subtle white elephant to keep them completely separated from the world he was building
>>484819025>>484819025>>484819025>>484819025>>484819025You like things? I like things.. I... like (You)
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>484819025>I like ruin fragmentswhy?
>>484819309Nice. Now we just need to recolor the eyes and put her in Leda's armor.
>>484819158He thought he could prevent an Age of Dark if he kept humans with enough of the Dark Soul confined, so he "gifted" them their own city but also effectively forced them to stay there under the threat of being eaten by Midir.
Rate my STR build
>want to make fashion with the twinned helmet>recall that Radahn cape post as I try his armor>it matches well>also pic.relbros...?
>>484819309>>484819714The 3d queen marika and this is fucking terrible and you have shit taste.You should probably kill your self you thread spamming faggot. Fucking gooning over low effort garbage.
Modders just added surface climbing to the gameThis is not a drill
Miquella comes pounding on your door at 3am begging you to be his consort, what do you do?
>>484813779I want a heartbroken MILF widow to console.
stop stalking my posts btw or at least own up to it and tell me about it and then it's honestly fine, i love you
>>484819119>>484819153>>484819236>>484819612Thank you>>484818961Thank you but also I dunno I'm fine with it>>484819709I like the idea of finding a fragment of an ancient ruin randomly in a field and looking around and seeing nothing for miles around and not knowing where it came from, because it actually came from like a giant floating crumbling ruin in the sky you don't know about, it's esoteric and creepy
>>484819842now they just need a paraglider and we'll have truly become a gay open world game
>>484819782>61 endurance
>my convict's whole motivation for going into the Shadowlands at first was to pound LedaAn Elden Lord must seed after all.
>>484819782can you please make the STR 66 to get that effective 99 STR when 2handing instead?
>>484819885Tell my mates to kill me if I fail to kill Mikes sister.
>>484819158lock away 90% of the dark soul in a place beyond time with the kings of the humans and his daughter to serve as their whoreIf all of the Dark Soul was there, there would never be an age of humanity/curse of undead. But eventually the remnants exploded after the fire began to fade.
>>484819835Don't care
>>484819937Anon... we already are a gay open world game
>>484819904>i love you That's kinda gay, ngl
>>484819893ranni forces you to comfort her in the age of stars ending as part of their mother daughter "bonding"
>>484820013why didn't gwyn just genocide every human
>>484819885Hope I don't pass as Radahn so this doesn't happen to mehttps://litter.catbox.moe/upj2a7.webm
>>484810156Potara or fusion dance?
Remember the hype?
I need more Leda and Tarnished stuff
Stop posting Sabah
>>484819612Moore has GOT to have autism, right? Just listen to how he talks
>>484820138Canon btw
who is yemmy
>>484820138>head down, mask onI can sense a great deal of shame from this broken man.
>>484820197what killed it
>>484820231Pretty sure he's a bug in armor.
>>484820045Ps3 looking ass jerking nigga.
>>484820130dark soul weak because split many partskill many humans dark soul fewer partsdark soul spoopy
>>484820338actually playing it
>>484820197I had to leave for a week just the day the dlc went live, wish i stayed to see the cope of radhan being real and the threads discussing the first area discoveries :cccc
>>484820084I wasn't the first to say it
>>484820130fucking around with manus caused oolacile to be consumed by the darkthe more you try and push it down, the more it goes crazy and reactsthis is why gwyn's solutions are so passive, either confine it to the ringed city or let humans burn humanity in the bonfires
Is Enir Ilim an actual legacy dungeon? is it bigger than Rauh Ruins?
>>484820338they looked at peoples complaints and decided to turn them up to 10
>>484820407why didn't gwyn just kick the furtive pygmy in the nuts
What does Miquella smell like?
>>484819998not him but elden ring has no str cap at 99 when twohanding so you can exceed the 99 cap like that, however, the scaling falloff dips drastically at 80 so base 54str is a good number to hang at for twohanded str builds, at least according to reddit
>>484820231nah that's no autism speak, that's some pure textbook traumatized speak, he just has a lot on his mind
>>484820641because he'd probably vomit out a manus clone that'd one-shot gwyn
>>484820575It's extremely linear and very short. You'll understand when you get there. It's clear they didn't have the budget to close out the game.
>the Malenia Raper 5000This lil nigga is fucking hilarious. He sends her on her ass with every shot.
>>484819885Accept my fate
>>484820641OOOH RIGHT IN THE ESTUS FLASKS
Obese golden parry goblin is definitely one of the easiest ways to kill radahn
Are any of you queers competent enough to pull this statue asset up so we can get a close up of whatever mutant fuck marika is holding in this?It's the statue in Messmer's arena.
>>484820641Furtive Pygmy would have kicked his ass
>>484819519>There's no true deathIt's "a proper way to die", you literally got told that in the game.>to be reborn in a new body[citation need]>fucks the Erdtree up and closes it offThere is no evidence that souls can't return to the Erdtree.>demi-gods you "kill" are still aliveThey look pretty dead to me, kiddo.>reddit spacingFigures.
>>484811502>no weapon buff ash can be applied to scriptsmiths... except braggarts roarwhat the hell, make up your mind
im finna be thinking dark souls had better lore
Blasphemous Blade will forever be the best FTH weapon, huh?The difference with going 80 STR and 54FTH instead is very small (like 20-30 AR) and of course the 80FTH version has better Ashes since shit like Taker's Flame scales exclusively with FTH.80 FTH it is.
>>484820648Honeysuckle
Where are the romina lewds, she has to be the least popular fromsoft buglady
>>484820648Like lilies
>>484820641because he's so easily forgotten
>>484819937gliding on Torrent would be legitimately neat
>>484820648Radahn's cum
>>484820853Fr fr no cap, DS lore was bussin
>>484820909Entirely forgettable boss, literal who lore, boring drops, 3/10.
>>484820952who is?
I want to start a fresh new run but I was wondering something.My goal this time is to complete ALL the quests of the game. But since I already finished it once, I want to gather the spells/weapons I want to settle with for the rest of the game.I've seen that beating some bosses locks you out of some quests. But is the same if you just enter some areas?I know that entering the Volcano Manor for example would do that. But what about the rest?
>>484819998>>484820658The Greatsword two handed(heavy infused) :at 54 str has 826 arat 80 str has 884 arat 99 str has 927 arIt's not worth going over 54 unless you're going all the way.
>>484820658reddit is always wrong. you need at least 56 in strength to benefit from scaling.
whats the point of the extravagant ash of war when you cant use them on bosses. regular enemies are goddamn irrelevant
how big is the difference between 12-13 skibidis and a full 20?
>>484819885grazes his bud and prolapses his anus and sucks on it
>>484820978i was hoping torrent would get some upgrades at some pointmore health, more jumps, faster running speed, something like that
What do I do after I beat the DLC? Is it possible to shitpost in PVP in NG+?
>>484821250much bigger now after the patch
Who the fuck is Gaea?
>>484821357Radahn's ex
>>48482125040% damage and damage reduction
>>484819835Pretty sure some anon made the shit marika model and is just trying to market it.
>>484819842Holy KINO
>>484821298Play it again with restrictions or a specific weapon.Do a milady run.
Do these pass as two sides of the same coin? What should I change on the golden one to make it pass better?
>some of the Inquisitors in the Abyssal Woods/Manse are frenziedWere these guys just unfortunate casualties or is the hornsent Inquisition secretly a Frenzied Flame false flag scheme to push Midra towards embracing the Frenzied Flame?
>>484821357zanzibart
>want to use putrescent cleaver>ash of war is dogshitalways with these boss weapons
>>484821298invasions, colloseum or new runs
>>484821298unless you like being ganked or being funneled into a tiny arena with meta builds only, there is no fun in pvp.
>>484820231ISNT HE A SHIMP
>>484821256They were probably planning on doing something with Torrent in the DLC, but all that actually made it through the development process was the hilariously useless new raisin and Revered Spirit Ashes making him only sometimes get 1shot instead of always.
>>484821357insneeder here, gaea was the original final boss of the dlc before miyazaki submitted to reddit and made radahn gay
>>484821614Right now Im RL175 in the NG DLC with 55 ARC and 25 FAI. I'm tempted to do NG+ with full ARC/FAI so I can fuck around with some of these cool FAI weapons. should I do it?
>>484821649stellar fashion, i feel like maybe different, less thicc leggings on the silver one would fit better and match the golden one more, but i cannot think of any specific examples so
>>484821809https://litter.catbox.moe/upj2a7.webm
>he didnt beat radahn lvl 1 wretch no hits taken no status effects no weapon upgrades no summons no spells no parries no jump attacks no spirit ashes no buffs no ash of war abuse no scat fragmentsDid you really beat the game? Or did you beat FROM's terrible game breaking mechanics?
>>484821357It's the albinauric in the little house after Gaius that you get his trousers from, which is his wife/sister.
>>484821824NG+1 is fucking BORING
>>484821824do whatever you want to.
>>484821875Honestly, I can get it, but at the same time I think the golden one needs thicker ones, yet the erdtree sentinel legs are too ornate to match Radahn's chest.
>>484821298I did a parry only run of Radahn and found it to be quite fun.
>>484821679It's fun for 1v1 situations
>>484821903>can still roll and bleed him
>>484820828>They look pretty dead to me, kiddo.There's a reason they all leave their bodies in the arena anon, they're not dead, they're just fucked up. Morgott dies for real and his body dissolves when you come back with the death rune
Is Moore an NPC or a player? I swear I invaded him with the bloody finger, but he also showed up in that battle with the npcs.
I think Rennala is one of the most stylish bosses.
Your Tarnished awakens in an unfamiliar place with his legs bound.
>ener ilim Beginning of the end, bros.
>>484822283Did you mean Rellana?
>>484821737>A record of crafting techniques left by the non-human forager brood. Shared out of kindness toward Moore and his kin.The brood and Moore are explicitly stated to be not the same. The nonhuman bugs taught Moore and his KIN, referring to other actual humans. Game can be vague but this is one thing that is about as clear as it gets and I don't even understand where the idea that he is a bugman came from. Because he speaks funny? Shit remind me to spray Raid on the stuttery hobo going through it at the bus stop what if he is a big cockroach man.
>>484822283I disagree and I think her armor is too shiny/plastic. Looks like an anime character
>>484821979how the fuck am I supposed to enjoy the final boss weapons and spells? I'm not a cheating PCfat
>>484822348No that girl only has big booba. Otherwise she's pretty eh doesn't even talk and feels like a filler boss
>>484822398>I disagree and I think her armor is too shiny/plastic. >Nooo it needs to be covered in filth and grime and show signs of wear like in my heckin' DS3erino
>>484821679>could have been given a blue flame thing>instead we get bounce around like a retardWeapon looks so fucking unique as well, frustrating.
>>484822312
>>484822245>they all leave their bodies in the arenaOnly two of them, lol. >they're not deadProove it, faggot.
>>484822269You probably invaded a player cosplaying as Moore.
>>484821661it's probably just they're unfortunate casulties but it should've been the latter given that the idea of a subjugated people wanting to call the frenzied flame used to be more relevant before cut content reduced kale's role
>>484822283>Divine Lion gets a cutscene >Rennala doesn't What is this bullshit?
>>484822469What do you like about Renalla?He first phase is boring and she summons adds in her second phase.
>>484821095bump
>>484822383Awww i wanted him to be a shimp like gowry so badly :((( shimp in armor is just a cool idea
>>484822312>>484822554>gooks are still sunhumanthe wrong asian country was nuked
>>484822526hell even the boomerang throw he does would have been great
Imagine miquella picking St. Trina's Lilys and braiding them into his hair, and he picks one up and smells it and smiles thinking about her, even though knowing and not caring that she's still down there suffering all these years later
>>484822619Moon is pretty and music is calming. Also sweetlings are creepy
I haven't even done a single legacy dungeon in the dlc yet i am having too much fun doing doing co-op in just the basic bitch starting areas and dungeons.
>>484820224She hates you
>>484822383Better safe than sorry, Anon.
Anyone else struggling to get invasions at the first floor of the Shadow Keep? I'm at RL 135
>>484822702>sunhumanYou leave Solaire out of this. Astora is a perfectly fine place.
Switched to Str/Fai from Dex/FaiUsed to use the Spear of the Impaler as my anti-gank weapon. What's the good str/fai antigank weapons?
Anyone else struggling to get invasions at the room before Radahn & Miquella? I'm at RL 2
>>484822836>merges with a bug
>>484822684would be weird hugging one of them shrimp fellas with how many touchy arms they got
>>484822762Leda is for fixing
>>484822716Okay imagine if it was a greataxe smithscript weapon WITH the cool retard spin :D
>>484822554What does he do?
are there any ash of wars that put you in a running state? its a bit of a stretch but i wanna be sure.
>>484820231He's literally just mentally disabled. Stop reading into things that aren't there.
>>484821649>>484821875How is it, fellas?
>>484820909gotta hope for malenia yuri crumbs
>>484822741Imagine St. Trina having happy dreams and not thinking about her stupid stinky half-self-brother-rebis at all
>>484822762She considers you a worthy lord. She just neess some fixing.
>>484822741one of these days he will decide to finally go down to see her again and she will be dead
>>484823082yikes
>>484822874Blasphemous Blade if you got them in a line. Marika's Hammer seems to surprise anyone. Honestly though, a Sacred Dryleaf's Palm Blast has been doing work for me.
>>484823112And she'll drop her gear and a bell bearing.
>>484822741Did they ever explore each other's bodies?
>>484823014>>484822554>>484822312Why is the Tarnished a femboy? Most Tarnished I see are actually bearded muscular men like pic related or old bearded muscular Gandalf looking fuckers.
>>484821357the pig
>>484823047https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ejzqm1KWjg
>>484822571The rune is resealed at the start of Elden Ring anon, the game makes it very clear you need the can't kill demi-gods without destined death. Bosses that aren't demigods disintegrate, you only see a demigod disintegrate after you unseal the death rune, otherwise they stay in the arena.
>>484823047honestly i feel as though the legs you had on your Goldie on the first picture fit much better, something about the texture blends better in my eyes with the chest piece, but I'm no fashion expert
>>484823047looks cool is the right one a mod or is that from the dlc?
>>484823240He's probably some sort of caster, plus you can put type B heads on type a bodies anyways.
>>484823240I've had a faberge egg on my characters head so long I've forgotten what he looks like
how long until the backhand blade nerf?
>>484822762>She hates youIs that why you're the only person she trusts and why she still respects you after the betrayal?
Miquella X Radahn SUCKS. They should of done Miquella x Nedle Knight Leda and Malenia.
I love this spell.
>>484820802its a regular baby wrapped in a blanket
Is Eleanoras Poleblade good for PvE outside of spamming the ash of war? Never really fucked around with twinblades, except for the godskin peeler, and I fucking hated it
>>484823418I hate how this weapon only requires 10 STR and 13 DEX. Being able to wield a weapon with this level of expertise should not be immediately available to any base level Vagabond. In general the DLC is waaaay too frugal with base stat requirements.
A Tarnished of no renown
>>484822746>put summon sign down for a boss fight>get summoned>player doesn't have enough Sucadtree fragments so you or the host gets one-shottedThis kills the fun of being a helper.
>>484823083Why? I don't want her to be happy>>484823112Do you think he'd be disappointed? Happy? Just feel nothing?
>>484823638What do you want then.
>>484823605Messmer Shield is so based
>>484823582powerstanced twinblades are fucking brutal with bleed
Would you?
>Jerren>FreyaWho was right about Radahn?Did he want an honorable death or eternal battle?
>>484823567>boss jumps all the way across the arena in half a second and goes 75% damage before it completes.Doesn't even matter if you've a tear to tank for you as a bunch of the bosses will target you mid-combo.
>>484823319<;(>>484823359I see, thanks! >>484823368Right one is base game, the legs are from the DLC.
>>484820868How would 50 FTH vs 80 FTH translate to spell damage? Specially smaller "harrasment" ones like Fire serpent? Does anyone know?
>>484823473she respects everyone after betraying them, she's just polite>Worthy hornsent. I will dispose of you.>Sir Ansbach must have considered it an honourable end, being felled by your hand.>After all, the good fellow held you in the highest regard.>When we speak of it, we may speak with pride—that we were Sir Ansbach's final adversaries.
>>484823839yeah no, im not fucking gay. I was talking about elas poleblade, singular
>>4848236120 skibidi multiplayer in the DLC areas is the best it has been in this game.>buh buh but you die to one or two hits!!That's exactly right, faggot. You SHOULD be earnestly scared of getting hit even once.
>>484823858I trust Jerren more.He has known Radahn for longer and he wasnt saved by Mickey
>>484823047you look like a normie playing through the game for the first time, no offense
>>484823858He wanted an eternal battle but after being revived and puppeteered by an insane faggot he definitely wants a honorable death
>Beat Messmer in like 20 attempts max>Beat Radahn in no more than 2 hours>Got anally raped by Rellana for 100+ deathshuh...
>>484823858Who knows but I respect both of their interpretations of him. Unfortunately mickey used moog theremin’s body so ansbach and freyja had to be enemies (which they were in such an honorable way that I felt it was the most upbeat part of the dlc)
>>484823858honorable death because the DLC is retarded
Whoever decided the Light Greatsword guard counter should be 2 strikes that take forever should be shot.
>>484824116rellana fucked my shit up aswell that retard sperg hoe
>>484823858It's probably somewhere in-between. He would prefer and honorable death to living in dishonor, but he doesn't strike me as a warmonger either.
>a dozen tip messages on the ground overexplaining the short winter lantern section>meanwhile, i just had to look up how to get to Bonny Village, and thereby the rest of the map (an easily missable tiny hole in the dirt that is mentioned nowhere)
>>484824116>Got anally raped by Rellana for 100+ deathsIf only we could all be so fortunate
HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
>>484823473All of her companions going "Lady Leda spoke of you" makes me imagine her gushing about the new follower she found to all of her friends
>>484822458You can still trade the weapons>spellsBetter beat the game at SL 60 so you can actually enjoy NG+1 then.
>>484823774I want her to be alive and completely aware and not be able to do anything but wait for death that'll never come forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever The offers the eternal slumber as a consolation to the people suffering to ease their pain but I don't want it to be something she can benefit from herself, Luke how she talks to you like she's still aware of what's going on and not just sleeping it away
>>484824017It'd be cool if Jerren were a summon for Consort Radahn.
>NOOOOOOOO>YOU'RE CHEATING AND TWINKING, HOW DARE YOU KILL MY BEST FRIEND TRANS_SISSY_GOONADDICT69420???>OH MY FAUCI THIS SHALL NOT STAND, WITH THE POWER OF THE INFINITY STONES AND THE FORCE I, VACCINATED_DARK_BRANDON_SUPPORTER1995 SHALL BANISH YOU FROM THIS WORLD>STEEL YOURSELF YOU FRICKING RACIST, XENOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC, HOMOPHOBIC, FAR-RIGHT-ADJACENT NAZI REDCHUD!!!>ESTROGEN, BLAAAAAAA-ACK
I have not used a guard counter once in my 300 hours of gameplayThis might have something to do with me not using a shield once in 300 hours of gameplay
>>484824279i dunno for me a ton of messages telling to go north was there
Killing our friends with Leda!Sparring with Leda!Having armored sex with Leda!Worshipping Miquella with Leda!Telling Leda I want her to be mine alone!Leda taking this as betraying Miquella!Dueling to the death with Leda!Taking Miquella out after because why not!Leda!
>Standing here, I realize you were just like me trying to make history>But who's to judge the right from wrong?>When our guard is down, I think we'll both agree>That violence breeds violence>But in the end it has to be this way
>>484824326Do you imagine she touches herself to thoughts of the Tarnished?
why can't I hit radahn half the time in phase two? what a retarded boss
Is there a bigger cancer than enemies that parry with no warning whilst being stunlocked? No way of even knowing it's going to happen until the first time an enemy does it to you.
>>484824357are you literally a 15 year old /pol/ poster?
>>484824495>Tries to kill the Tarnished because thoughts of him are interfering with her duties
>>484824425
it's been 2 years and i still don't understand why Ranni suddenly said that we "sullied her name" after we did everything she wanted exactly how she wanted us to do it.
>>484823567functionally, whats the difference between miquella's light, blades of stone and fleeting microcosmaren't these all basically the same spell?>you target an area a distance from you and unleash a burst of aoe damage at that pointflash effects aside. And yes, miquella has beams of light a few seconds later
Where can I get official strategy guides for free?
>>484823567i will never love an armor set as much as the carian knight armor
>>484813368extremely gay. but still less gay than faggots pretending to be girls
>>484823858Jerren seems like less of a zealot, so I'm inclined to trust him more. Plus, the "eternal battle" Freyja and Miquella would have given to Radahn would probably have been abhorrent to the guy--an eternally brainwashed puppet wearing someone else's corpse, without his beloved steed? Sounds like a monkey's paw type of hell.
Played all morning and beat both Malenia and Mohg for the first time today. Mohg was completely manageable and beat him on my first try. Malenia took like 60+ tries and I ended up just cheesing her with Great Star/Wild Strike combo and the Redmane Knight summon. I was defeated morally and spiritually by the end of it.
>>484824668She was just being tsun
>>484824623Looks like Miquella needs to apply some correction to his favored knightess.
Do any of the new catalysts or seals perform better for general use than any of the base game ones?
>>484824743Unless he wasn't brainwashed.
>>484824668She's basically just annoyed that you didn't listen to her telling you to let her be alone, but she ends up glad you did. Like it's usually cringe to say but she is LITERALLY just being tsundere
Do sacred blade and orders blade clash with each other? If so I don't have to wear this silly hats to increase int just for it
Why did Leda murder every other Needle Knight?
>>484823858If Radahn conquered the stars and stopped their movements then why does Jerren say the festival only begins "once the stars have aligned"?
Which Elden Ring waifu is the best NTRbait?
>>484824743Jerren tries to kill Sellen for no reason though.
>>484824945Melina
>>484824918She is just that kind of bitch.
>>484824805The Tarnished can do it>>484824918She's crazy
>>484824918Miquella is hers and hers alone.
>>484815452Dog shit garbage animation work
>>484824849No, their only use is offhand for boosting that skill while you keep your mainhand erdtree seal / DCS / regal scepter / lusat / etc
>>484824956Anon I love my teacher wife but there's plenty of reasons to kill her.
>>484824717Anyone not playing a grizzled manly dude is probably a homo.>>484813574Anime is a degenerate media, so the natural reaction to it should be cringe.
>>484824945Radahn
>>484824956Iji orders him to after you kill Radahn
>>484824849dryleaf
>>484809401The only time a Godrick knight is unique is the one that has a Golden Vow Partisan. Otherwise they are as basic as they come.Cuckoo Knights use Cuckoo Glintstone and can use two sorceries, Scholar's Armament and Scholar's Sheild.Gelmir knights are non existent apart from the dude that gives you the Serpent Hunter Spear. Maybe use that and the Lordsworn greatshield.Redmane Knights have Lions Claw and Giant Hunt as well as Rain of Arrows and Radahn Spears as ammo for thier Greatbows. I'd say using Flame of the Redmanes and/or Flaming Strike is permissible too. Leyndel Knights have Lightning Slash and Thunderbolt AoW.Mosuleam Knights really don't have anything going on that you can do as the player. Maybe grab the greathelm for a helmet and use an Omem Bairn or something.Haligtree Knights have Glinstone pebble AoW and Sacred Order AoW.They are all extremely basic if you actually want to stick the what the Knights actually do. Anything else is an embelishment.
>>484824918She did say she was untrustworthy of others
>>484824918She's actually a paranoid schizo.Her version of "meds" is Miquella's powers of love and compulsion, but he abandons that so she starts going schizo towards the end of the DLC.
>>484824849Dryleaf is now the best seal under 50 faith. Carian Sorcery Sword is good under 40 int. Staff of the Great Beyond is better than the prince of death's staff at below like 60 int/fth, but I think is generally always worse than the Golden Order seal
I think Miquella destroying himself to ascend was a Jojo reference. I kept thinking of DIO's diary.
>>484823571The features you can make out are anything but regular. Flipper arm, grotesque face.
>>484824750malenia tends to do that to people
I don't "get" Messmer. All the other bosses so far have been fair enough, even Gaius, but this guy just flails around, and if you get to part two he straight up does these super combo things as a snake. I just can't work out the timings for some reason.
>>484825147Name one.
Antikino final bossChadagon mogs
>>484824668You're too autistic to recognize a woman flirting with you.
>>484824704It's kino
>>484824956Jerren is a Carian retainer and Sellen's methods are verboten.Also she bullies Rennala into a closet when she takes over the school and that's just mean.
>be me >level 150>60 vig, 54 Str, 68 Endurance>Great Jarsenal on means I can light roll in full Crucible set with my Heavy BroadswordReal gamer moment
>>484808279Why does the pvp in this game just doesn't feel good? I can't put my finger on it but it's just so boring. The other games felt more fun, even the garbage known as dark souls 3.
>>484824347What are you so mad at the literal actual abandoned embodiment of love and compassion for, are you bitter and hateful? Have you forgotten how to love yourself?
>>484824390>Dueling to the death with Leda!More like beating her into submission then stripping her and chaining her up, with a gag to prevent her from biting off her own tongue. And then you just replicate all the demented St Trina ryonashit from the archive but with her instead
>>484825107The Tarnished is an old man who lacks libido.
>>484824918>Long ago, the Needle Knights were in service of Miquella, but now they are no more. Save for one>Embroidered with a golden crossed-tree motif, the chalk white cloak and surcoat symbolize the honor of the Needle Knights. "Kindly Miquella fashioned us as his needles to quell all, to ward away all."If Miquella hadn't enchanted Leda to shut off her paranoid murder sprees, she'd have started killing Cleanrot Knights
>>484825324First phase of Messmer is pretty straight forward, a little janky camera work with him jumping around and visibility isn't always the best but mechanics wise it's not bad. Second phase is zanzibart tier garbage. AoE spam that instantly kills you and the snake hitboxes are ass garbage, just grab a shield.
>>484825352She's a murderer
>>4848254211. Who cares2. Actually she goes to the side and lets Rennala go back to the middle when she finishes turning into a ball.
So...its Prime Radhan the strongest lorewise?
>>484824164The guard counter is good though? Retard.
>>484810762From armor design peaked with pic related
>>484825501Murderer of who? Mages are scum and deserved death
>>484812496you're beautiful
>Elden Ring is a prequel to Dark Souls
>>484825430Bad netcode, war art spam, design of coop means invaders need to do cheesy shit if it's not a duel, which just goes back to war art spam or cheesy shit. Souls pvp is really only good until the meta and cheese gets fully figured out and then it's not worth the time.
>>484825542>fought to a draw with Malenia>now has homo super powersYeah
>>484825406>>484824704>40 poisewhy the fuck did they make 50 the bare minimum to be able to tank anything? makes so many of the really good looking lighter sets so worthless
>>484825501Only if you don't help her during the Jerren fight... You did help her, right anon? You didn't just let an NPC win every fight for you? That would be really pathetic...
>>484808882>attacks that look like they can't be jumped over, can be jumped over>attacks that look like they can be jumped over, can't be jumped over
Bread>>484825612>>484825612>>484825612
>>484825234>>484825485Leda was literally never charmed or enchanted by Miquella. Her own rune says she never used it. The Miquella obsession she has is all natural, as is the crazy.
>>484824425>NPC gank>it's the most kino "boss" in the DLCPeople who don't do the fight with every NPC present are missing out.
>>484825434I said before if I could go into elden ring for one day, I'd dig the pit that she falls into 5 feet deeper so that she falls just that bit further
>>484825324Apparently the combos look harder to dodge than they actually are. Couldn't figure them out though.The Snake Fireball actually can be blocked with a shield for a tiny portion of the damage it does otherwise.The biggest shit with him is that his windows for attacks are stupidly small, especially with a shield.
>>484815646Remake everything looks like shit. Westoids need to stop touching things that are clearly out of their leage creatively, all it does is ruin them.
>>484825682>muh poiseWho cares
>>484825620the drakeblood armour has no business looking as good as it does
>>484825716>I've come to a realisation...>There's ample evidence... Without Kindly Miquella's influence...>I'm quite mistrustful of others...
>>484825731But why manWait a minute, ryona anon is that you? Is it really you???
>>484825542Weaker than the Tarnished.
>>484825584No it fucking sucks, leaves you vulnerable forever while most other weapons can swing away and roll in between enemy combos.
>>484824668>Tch...! Baka Tarnished! You've sullied my name... now you have to make amends by sullying the rest of me!Eh? But Ranni, all I did was->No buts! I've used ancient Nox magics and a larval tear to give this flat-chested petite doll body of mine a fully functioning reproductive system. But because of my damaged nature, my fertility isn't very high, so you'll have to give me fresh creampies multiple times a day in order to guarantee I conceive!
>>484824028Here's your soul-drained pvp slop attire
>>484825960>two fast double slashes that combos into a r1 is... BAD!???I shredded Rellana apart like tissue paper using nothing but guard counters for her first phase.
>>484825152i almost always choose just the seafarer template without any change or some minor touch ups, dude is just pure character and gives these "i've been through a lot of shit" vibes
>>484825639Elden Ring is a prequel to all of them.All the Mending Rune endings the Erdtree becomes corrupted by Godwyn and eventually it becomes the Old One and causes the First Scourge.The Age of Stars ending is a prequel to Bloodborne. The Tarnished and Ranni shed their corporeal forms and have freaky space sex and produce a lineage of crazy outerspace eldritch gods, but they're all infertile.Lord of Frenzied Flame ending burns the world, creating the land of grey crags and stone archtrees, until what was consumed by the fire returns to the world, creating Dark Soulsbut that's just a theorya gay theory
>>484825923that's not the st trina ryonafag, he's not nearly as demented
>>484825639Considering the flame of chaos, arctrees, and other callbacks, it doesn't take that much to headcannon the two series together. The world of Dark Souls is simply one where the Frenzied Flame won and destroyed all disparity. Likewise, the Dark Souls is just a shard of the Greater Will (the GW is described as a vast void of darkness after all).
>>484826125>rellanaI can weave in guard counters into Radahn's combos with a fucking halberd, but I can't with the LGsword because it takes too long.
i hate open world exploration so much bros
>>484825923I hate her so much, I don't even know whyDepends on whatbyou mean but probably not
>>484826276NTA, they're referring to a certain dedicated schizo who used to post here about rape and ryona fantasies around St Trinahttps://archiveofourown.org/works/49017289/chapters/123668257
>>484825542>THE MIGHTIEST OF THE DEMIGODSYes. We are told this multiple times.
>>484826484Ohhhh then no, I prefer her being alone and not having anything but stuck down there forever yeah
>>484826263You're suppose to use guard counters to build up combos. The entire appeal of the weapon is build up momentum to get multiple attacks in as swiftly as you can (which is why the initial r1 is so trash).
>>484826627keep this black hearted anon away from my precious innocent lurkers itt
The current /erg/ thread has ended.The male - tranny - female post ratio is as follows:>7 : 2 : 1Thank you all for participating!
>>484827101Post your mathematical proofs immediately
>>484827101Statistics?
>>484827080Huh?
Realistically, who can defeat the great Kenneth Haight?
>>484813082>objective you will objectively never be a woman and fromsoft weill never ever make a switch game. obvjectively
>>484823828It's the best looking shield by far. Ticks all my boxes. It was my one wish for the DLC
>>484823047torso looks ridicuously skinny relative to the leg armor >>484823842only the singining obachans >>484824357kek. triggered the trooner >>484825152i always just make meme characters
>>484826181i was thinking the same, but sequel to bloodborne where the hunter becomes rannis dark moon abd rykards blasphemy leads to sekiro in the land of reeds or some shit. also, mohgwyn=gwyn and the tarnished is the furtive pygmy
rauh ruins is such a piece of shit area.
>>484830897Even the most devoted fans will agree. Although there is even worse.
What's the connection between Astrologer and Finger Readers since they both wear similar outfits and are associated with granting divinations?
>>484818232No>>484818315I'm not against her having big tits within reason>>484818387Your Pic is fine cause it's much closer to her model size & shapeI don't hate big tits, I hate gargantuan tits on a sloppy body with a tiny head. Beauty is in restraint
Anyone want to give me a good build for dlc? Using moon light GS right now but looking for something OP.
>>484836480Can't go wrong with STR/FTH, using BB, Ordovis, Great Club and such, with defensive incants to survive getting off the ashes/CR2.Like 2/3 of the DLC is weak or neutral to holy, and almost every new toy has a faith req.
>>484810614No because psycho mantis from mgs1 was awesome
Activating AoWs should have been Triangle + L2/R2 for Left/Right weapons respectively.
>>484810836He uploaded a screenshot with a reddit file name so he basically isn't human, idk how people get this fucktarded but yeah I've seen that message 10000 times. >>484810393How the fuck have you just now seen that for the first time? and even worse you actually think it's funny because you're a brain dead redditor. LOL TEH FIRST MESSAGE I EVER READ WAS LE FUNNY BETTER POST IT ON REDDIT AND THEN REPOST ON 4CHAN LOL SOOO FUNNYYY
