Messmer and melina's real parents edition >Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passwordergDied: >>486696676
>>486730629gay
>average miquella fag
What are good sorceries for fighting big enemies and enemies where the bosses are too big for the camera lockon? Is pic related any good?
sunflower boss is best boss in elden ring
>>486730762Radagon, Marika, who cares, a hole is a hole.
>>486730629This has more wholesome vibes than the MiquellaxRadahn shit
>>486730629They are not gay, they're basically brothers in arms
welp thats it someone who doesn't like "freaks" calls me a chud aren;t you the freaks? not american by the way, and wrong board, and fuck you, and if I ever find the people who insult me in real life im going to perform surgery on you WHILE YOU ARE STILL AWAKE goodbye.
I wish was Leda was real, she didn't deserve to be taken advantage of by a fag and his twink ;_ ;
>>486731323its not always gay to be gay
Radagon x GodfreyMarika x Renalla.
>>486731214Who'd have thought consenting adults who aren't related would be more wholesome than a child raping his older brother
>>486730941Usually multi-hit ones, but I'm not sure which is the best, myself
>>486730980I still laugh at the fact thay like I like immediately went to after killing it, posted on here like "What? Why did people like that so much, I three shot it" only for like while I was typing, hear it reapawn for ohase 2 and I died like scrambling for my controller and then afterwards it did become like one of my favorite bosses of the dlc
https://voca.ro/14VMAX33JJuL
>>486731418Godfrey x Rennala would've made some strong kids
>>486731214>Radahn keeps getting porn drawn as cuntboy topped by MiquellaRadahnbros.....
>>486731418>Marika x RennalaI instead postulate the following.
Elden ring lore is not interesting enough to warrant being as convuluted as it is.after a certain point of>it is said that it could be this.... but it could also be that! or maybe both at the same time ?? but maybe not... unless ???I just go "yeah whatever man" and murderhobo.
There has been an excessive amount of gayposting of late. I blame Type B players.
>>486731486wholesome
>>486731381Are you my friend
Is Zullie a woman or "woman"
>>486731640Nigga the whole DLC is gay af
>>486731738Type B.
>>486731738a ma'am
>>486731214Manly bromance is the most wholesome form of faggotry.
>>486731738its a 3 body problem
>>486731640You either get miquellafags or yurifagsyour choice.
I consider Type B to be the femboy bodytype.
>>486731774I was too busy killing things with all my new weapons to notice.
>>486731738No one knows and they don't really sayThey posted on /dsg/ back in ye day
>>486731552This is all radahn will be known for because the jp version hints he has a vagina and was born a woman and tried to become ftm trans. This entire dlc is a humiliation ritual for anyone who cared about the lore. All radahn will be known for is being miquella's wife he detransitioned with his cock. That's it.
>>486731878MODS
>>486731738biological woman, looks like marika IRL but significantly more attractive
>>486731958>posted on /dsg/guaranteed not woman.there's your answer.
>>486731910>miquellafags or yurifagsAll me btw.
>>486731738"woman" very obviously
Are the claws of night bugged or just stupid good? Their damage is crazy and the AoW breaks poise and almost instant procs bleed
>>486731418>Marika x Renalla.Best angry femdom sex in Lands Between.
i'll be honest, i'm just horny and really want sex. the immortal question is: how do i get it, and not get cancelled in the process?
>>486732020Post proof, I don't believe you.
>>486732020>the jp version hints he has a vagina and was born a woman and tried to become ftm transwhere does it imply this
>>486731381hey someone I know just had a nightmare about having surgery performed on them while awake you wouldn't have had anything to do with this would you
>>486732061I have some shamefully saved images that say otherwise. no Im not posting them, you were dicks to me in the last ten minutes and im going out, you'll have to guess by having been there so get fucked bot posters feds and newfags.
>>486732172>angry femdomIt turns lovey dovey half way through.Question is who tops?
>>486731878Fucked up looking balls and cock
>>486731878
ranni the witch
>>486732193pay a worker of the night dummy
>>486732252ntahave fun outside
>>486732276Marika is the top, I feel only Godfrey made her take it.
>>486731593Slop lore doesn't need to make sense if I dumpster and burn it at the end.Maybe when they write a better story i'll choose another ending.
>>486732252Please post them
>>486732232it depends if you keep pissing me off or notdreams can be premonitions>>486732561no.
>>486732061Kill yourself
Lucky godrick...
>>486732293Everyone is gay for Achilles.Even women.No exception.
>>486732623why does this picture exist
>>486732252ok but at least answer this.pics of whom? zulie or some random femanon.
>>486732623only good post
>give hornsent the stew>help hornsent against Leda>get his ass into the Messmer fight>he invades me laterThe hornsent cries out in pain as he strikes you, holy shit I enjoyed his death and Marika did nothing wrong by genociding 99% of their people
>>486732020IF this is true how would radahnfans react?
>>486732450>implyingShe power bombed him then rode him until he begged for mercy
>>486732172Renalla belongs to the men with a mommy fetish, sorry lesbos. Marika belongs to the men with a literal incest fetish, and we don't associate with them.
>>486731738There's no such thing as trans women, only eunuchs with mental delusions.
>>486731214Miqdahn is very wholesome
>>486732690they had postits with "acid spraymist" on itand yes it was /dsg/ before the split. im well aware acid spraymist is from elden ring
>>486732226it's a lie
>>486732276>Question is who tops?
>>486732772No, she was taken from behind like that one chick in Game of Thrones
c-cute!
>>486732596Nta but I know who this is. You're my favorite posters btw. I don't want the pics I just want to let you know that and compliment you every other day
>>486732938me on the right
>>486732772this
>>486732837>>486732938It's really weird how miquella x radahn is kind of an inverse of miquella x mohg. Either the two are being wholesome or miquella is being creepy towards/raping/threatening radahn or being an obsessive yandere for radahn.
>>486732893markia has the same energy as that chick with the tattoos in DMC 5.
>>486731552There's now a fic with cuntboy Radahn
Just willed an anon to die with my mindThey dropped all their items like an elden ring character that you finished their quest
Someone post the never forget pic with the Chinese interview text about miquella's hand and the veils w/ Miyahacki and Miquella raising his hand scene on the background. Plz.
>>486732020what's with all the trans shit in this game? what happened to miyazaki between DS3 and this? why is seemingly everyone both a boy and a girl at the same time? i guess it could only happen in a fake fantasy world like this which is so different from real life, but still.
>>486733369Humiliation Ritual
https://litter.catbox.moe/qzieog.mp4My best attempt so far. Didn't expect Radahn to leap through the sky again. Also:>Radahn goes for a hug>Miquella: "I promise you. A thousand year voyage guided by compassion.">A sigil appears above my headWhat did he mean by this? I have a rune that protects against his charm.
>>486732772>>486733010If you look at the new talisman you'd see a somewhat younger looking godfrey. We know as per grrm logic and we see through rykard that intense stress can make someone appear older than they are actually. I propose godfrey had brown hair like nepheli or blonde like marika and godwyn and his hair became white after his first time sleeping with marika. Infact I suspect the scars on his face came from her too. Also notice the damage to radagon isn't a 1:1 with the damage on marika as we see in the end of the game, I propose at least some of the damage to radagons body came from marika having weird violent selfest sex with him and he just couldn't handle it.
I stand with Blade aloft, Blood afire.
I killed off bayle but had to resort to jump attacks, these weapon recovery times isn't so good with how relentless these bosses are
>>486732292Greeks had strange views on genitals.Basically small dicks = high culture, respectable alpha males, big dicks = brutes, barbarians, half-apes, slave material. Weird, weird times.
this is basically how i imagine Marika now (personality-wise). like some rough and tumble sassy horny white trash woman who probably knows more about fixing a car then i do.
>>486733884>I killed off bayle but had to resort to [game mechanic]good?
5 hours trying to kill MessmerNo successAlso the horn guy is by far the worst summon in the game, I hope he fucking diesThanks for reading my blog
>>486733860Team Mohg was the best.
>>486734123i read and rated
I promise you. A thousand years of femboy sex.
why is ranni so mean?
>>486734037If you listen to melinas dialog she very clearly had the same "let the strongest succeed" mindset godfrey had. It's very likely the noble kindly matriarch was just for outward apperances much like godfrey is to hide horah loux and that the real marika is some unhinged aggressive shaman woman.
>>486734228If femboys irl looked like the ones in fiction then I would be bi. Alas, thats not the case
>>486734265i dont know
>>486734265she has autism
>>486734228Fuck off and give him Leonard back.
>>486734123if you don't mind summoning summon something actually useful like mimic tear.also phase 2 is actually easy the spectacle is meant to throw you off. if you're struggling with it then your approach is probably completely wrong.
>>486732764>how would radahnfans reactI cannot think of a way for radahnfags to ever recover if he turned out to be a ftm troon and got raped by miquella who wanted to detransition "him". Like how would a fan of radahn ever like him after that?
>>486734123>horn guywhat?
ok, how's this? i forgot to mention i'm pretty much only gonna be using the carian glintstone staff for the damage boost to the carian sorceries
>>486734427They exist but are super rare and are usually mentally ill
I just nohit Gaius on my 4th try, I don't understand why nobody ever talks about how strong dual greathammers are.
>>486731486>like like like like like like
>>486734517>phase 2 is actually easyThe snakes are easy, Messmer constantly flying through the Arena isnt
>>486712220vaati literally started his career by posting the shitpost DS1 lore speculations we posted in /dsg/.
>>486734452Leonard isn't back because miquella harvested him too. He fully intended on using leonards horse cock on rwdahn and make radahn "ride him"
>>486734596>Freyja is ugly as sin because she drank Radahn's blood due to a redmane rite and thus started the ftm processHoly shit it all makes sense now
>>486734452Leonard is taking a rest back at the stable while Radahn stands in as horse
>>486734693how does greathammer work
>>486734750which is why it's easy.you can bait him to do more snake shit by constantly disengaging from him and moving back.he's like godfrey's second phase, you move away from him so he's forced to use his dumber moves.
>>486734265She's not wrong
>>486734627god fucking damn it
>>486734678So they're miquella?
>>486731738If it's actually a woman I will be the first to apologize and express my admiration for a woman indulging in a rather masculine hobby and not loudly flaunting her sex online for clout, but after I've said that all I think you can see how profoundly unlikely that is.
>No INT Ranni Great Rune>No FTH Miquella Great RuneMiyazaki.....
>>486734997>indulging in a rather masculine hobbyvideo games were never a """masculine""" hobby and that should only be more apparent to you than ever, good bait tho
>>486735063great runes are such a missed opportunity
You know what's weird? Malenia with eyes actually looks a bit like melina, messmer and miquella. Why is that?
I think it would've been cooler if Radahn was also a failure on Miquella's part and he discarded him to become the Putrescent Knight and that's why it has a horse.
>>486731569The fact that Sellen didn't try to add Rennala to her ball tells she's not that bad
>>486734983>50 dexWhat for?
>>486735063>most of the game is about collecting great runes and the story is about how important the runes/elden ring are>basically don't do anything with them and their boosts are trivial
>>486735298shes their sibling
>>486735298Almost like they're related or something
>>486735313cold infusion i guess
>>486735302What's funny about the putrecent knight is, it went through 2. Not 1. But 2. Rewrites. Originally it was called knight of the glowm eyed queen. Then when they changed it part of the description for its remembrance says it was miquella's shadowbeast that got corrupted which is why it's with trina. But now? Nothing
How does trading in this game work? I want to get Marika's hammer and use it as my main weapon because it looks cool but its at the end of the game.
>>486735298woah... is there some sort of relation between all of these characters?Vaatividya needs to get on this STAT!
WHY THE FUCK DID WE GET ANOTHER COPY OF RADAHN'S ARMOR INSTEAD OF MIQUELLA'S CLOTHES
>>486735609YOU RIKE GAIJIN?!?!?!?!
>>486735298You know, looking at that image, rannis ghost face kinda looks like a fusion of that image of malenia with eyes and rennala's face. Pretty strange.
>>486735594You find someone you trust, you set a password through the multiplayer menu option, one of you leaves a summon sign and summons the other, you drop the items and pick them upYou can find people like willing to just give away items onnhere a lot too
>>486735298Do you really lack the most basic critical thinking necessary to realize this is a screenshot that clearly got painted over to add the eyes?>phoneposter filenameOh apologies, go on
Was St. Trina Fromsoft meta trolling the player?>loads of cut content related to trina >tons of speculation on her exact relation to Miquella, how dreams will play into the DLC, what her unsettling appearance means, etc.>in the DLC she's quite literally tossed into a ditch to die and has no greater relevance>requires sudokuing yourself 4 times to progress her questline which most people will not do on their own>when you finally get to talk to her she just tells you "uhh kill Miquella because Godhood bad" and that's it>diesAlso why does Miquella just arbitrarily have his own version of Radagon when Malenia and Ranni don't, but lore confusion is a minor complaint compared to how underwhelming she is.
is the dancing lion thing the filter for the DLC fuck it's hard
>>486730629Godfrey x Radagon? Now that’s nice I need some more art of them.
>>486734983too much dextoo low IntGo for 30 dex and 70 int (80 when tear in active)
>>486735530Looks fine then
>>486735910>Also why does Miquella just arbitrarily have his own version of RadagonIt's actually obvious really.Marika was never the original personality, this happens to all male Empyreans.
>>486735853I see, is there a specific place where people usually put summon signs for trades?
>>486735609>its a straight downgrade from the old setlel
>>486734983Get rid of all that dex and instead get both vig and int to 60, and pump your mind up more. Maybe get faith to 10 so you can get some defense buffs at least. Also dump Prisoner and play Astrologer/Vagabond instead.
>>486735487>>486735471Siblings usually don't look that similar. I don't even share the same face shape as my sister>>486735818Yeah you're kinda right ranni does look like a weird fusion of malenia and rennala >>486735882And with those eyes she looks like melina, messmer and miquella
>>486735609For the same reason we got TWO mid Starscourge GS reskins with the same fucking moveset, Teriyaki didn't give a fuck
is INT/frost a thing.
>>486736082Nope, just wherever, you like set the place with the personThe church of elleh or first step is pretty common since like those are ones that every character will have unlocked pretty instantly
>>486734265>Most non fair haired people have no idea red heads and blondes can fluctuate in color depending on age and sunlight exposure. They can even turn light brown.
>>486734952There isn't much secret to them.The running l1, regular l1, and jumping l1 are all pretty fast, and the jump attack deals the same amount of poise damage as a dual colossal sword one.I think it's even better than Colossals at staggering stuff because it's faster and consumes less stamina.
>>486735984>>486736164i'll go no lower than 40 dex and boost int to 60. this is supposed to be a carian sorcery build so i'm kind of expecting the 15% damage boost to do some heavy lifting and make up for the int difference.
>>486731738I dunno but her chalices taste damn good.
>>486735609It's bullshit, I just want my elden ring version of gwyndolin's moonlight set.
>>486736081This is cap and you know it.
>>486736463If you're blonde and your hair turns brown you should oribably just kill yourself, you got extremely lucky but like genetics screwed you anyway
>>486735910Because miquella was born of marika and radagon. A single God with two halves one male one female and thats what he inherited too. Malenia likely has a male half too we just never see it, but like marika we know she's capable of asexually reproducing and we know at least melina wasn't born normally as she comments on this with bocc"Your seamster, Boc...I see him crying, from time to time.I think he misses his mother.He wants someone to tell him he's beautiful.Does being born of a mother...Mean one behaves in such a manner?"
>>486736471You don't really need that much dexterity desu it's not like you will be using buffs or something
>>486735204I meant datamining women don't do that shit lol
>>486734265why does rykard look so old compared to ranni and Radahn.he looks older than his fucking mom and dad.
>>486734983>50 dexbut don't tell anyone you leveled that up
>>486677868Post your fic please
>>486735298cute!!!
>>486735567too much of the dlc still feels last minutethe discussion on radahn's armor and swords attests to thatthere needs to be someone at from soft who's sole purpose is slapping someone who suggests some arbitrary rewrite without good reasons
>>486736463In grrm and miyazaki logic this doesn't apply. Genetics in these series don't work like how they do irl. Radagon's kids with red hair all have the same shade of red hair. Melina has the pinkish hair we can see in the jarred shamans, marika's blonde kids all have her exact shade of blonde. This has been a long standing trope for grrm it's literally what starts the main conflict of asoiaf, the retarded fucked up hair genetics Martin admitted were faulty. We know Martin created these characters and at least partly designed their looks based on miyazaki's comments in interviews. So he's at fault here
>>486736946Heresy makes you old and ugly
>>486736657>If you're blonde and your hair turns brown you should oribably just kill yourself, you got extremely lucky but like genetics screwed you anywayI like might hair color thank you very much so I won't be doing that.
>>486736886there are still int weapons that benefit from having dex + the cast speed increase
>>486736223your mother is a whore
>>486736946With grrm when you go crazy over time or undergo stress you look older/your hair turns white/lighter. That's it
>>486736657It's just normal. I see blond toddlers every time I go outside but I know only the girls have any chance of keeping some of it.
>>486731738Zullie is a woman. It literally says lady in her bio.
>grrmhe didn't write shit and his influence is grossly overstated.about all he contributed is his name for marketing and it worked.
>>486736946He doesn't look that old. He just has a wild mane and doesn't shave.
>>486737257No my mom isn't actually a whore. She's a nurse she's a wholesome woman and has been a nurse since before i was born. Siblings don't have to look identical for them to be siblings that's why it's odd malenia looks too much like hers
>>486737081>In grrm and miyazaki logic this doesn't apply. Genetics in these series don't work like how they do irl.It mainly has to do with the type of lighting the hair receives and how much compact hair there is to block light shining through. Gel plays a big factor.
>>486732252I've seen you claim to have Zullie pics at least twice in the past and every time you preemptively say you won't post them because X or Y reasonFuck off baitnigger
Malenia is with the strongest and the prettiest.
>>486737378let me rephrase the question.Type B, or Type B body Type A head.
>>486736946He was always a sadist, but he was mostly known as a hero before his time at the Volcano manor turned him into Denethor.
>>486737378zullie is an actual dark souls npc. they could be using "her' for that reason.
>>48673724630 dex with Radagon icon is more than enoughWith 70+10 Int your spells will do very good damage with Carian Regal
>>486736946Hulk Hogan was 34 yrs old during his iconic match against André the Giant who was 40 at the time, both of these men look 100 yrs old. Some people just have bad age genes.
>>486737536I'm aware what I'm saying is their hair colors work differently than ours because that's what both Martin and Miyazaki have shown in the past. Martin's retarded and japs don't understand natural fair hair.
>>486737486>dont have tothey can, i dont see what point youre trying to get at because siblings can look very similar to each other
>>486737378That's just mentioning the avatar, which unlike his sex he's never been shy about flaunting.
>>486737419Keep coping shitskin>>486737602Is there any proof she ISNT the strongest? We know her army is undefeated so they won in aeonia
>>486732893>>486732172who tf is the artist for thesei keep seeing rennala + marika art posted here and it seems like its all the same person with this artstyle
>>486731738You're not getting a credible answer from here and it doesn't matter anyway.
>>486737779I dunno, these are old methods of finding out if a kid is yours or not.
>>486737419He at the very least named the demigods, worked out their family trees, and provided a vague timeline and some aspects of their character. His influence is unmistakable there.
>>486731738babiniki probably
How do I dodge Radahn's meteors consistently? It seems like it's a 50/50 chance whether I get hit or not.
>>486738326run towards the camera then towards the left, then roll right before contact.never go right.
>>486738326run left or right and jump to gain more distance just before they'd hit you
>>486738158>demigod names>All Ms, Rs, and Gs.>George Rail Road MartinI hate this fucking fat piece of shit show much.
>>486736463I knew a guy with the nicest strawberry blond hair, it was so silky and it would be most red in the wintertime, i was always jealous of his hair colour
>>486738041I think you're missing the point I'm making or you're agreeing with me and I'm not getting it. My point is that we've seen with both miyazaki and martin that there's little to no variation in hair color with offspring and parent. They either get the color from one or the other. Over time however that color can lighten to a whitish color like rykards, often to show stress or madness.
The hardest thing to do is coming up with fashion for a Dragon Communion build
>>486735307Raya Academy sorcerers in general seem to still hold Rennala in high regard even though she's gone crazy from lack of daddy dick. Even when the Cuckoos decided to overthrow the monarchy so the country could revert to whatever weird anarchist tribal raiding fuckery is going on by the time we arrive, Raya's keeping their queen locked up at the very top floor. And yeah, Sellen should and probably does have a grudge against Rennala for being behind the primeval current ban(or being manipulated into it if you believe the /erg/ theories about Radagon being an infiltrator/manipulator) but in her dialogue she seems more upset at Jerren. Instead she just says the Queen of Caria is no more while scooting Rennala over to the corner of the roomTLDR sorcerers are loyal
>>486738326I'm echoing the "run left or right and jumping at the last minute" answerThough I think the closer you are, the less likely this works, so try to put distance before moving sideways.
Since we're talking about hair color I'd like to remind you the shamans hair colors as we see ingame come in 3 colors, golden blonde, white, and salmon. Melina got her salmon hair from her shaman ancestory through marika.
>>486736946constantly dehydrated and exhausted from fucking tanith all day
>>486738798>Imagined the porn model Marika with Melina-style salmon-color hair>Dick twitchesWhy am I like this, fuck
'pill me on the estoc
>>486737213>>486737337Brown hair is disgusting
>>486738935no
>>486738542I have that silky hair. It doesn't apply to body hair or my beard. It gets tacky when it gets long and needs washing daily.
>>486738693>Instead she just says the Queen of Caria is no more while scooting Rennala over to the corner of the roomTsundereSomeone needs to writefag about Sellen taking care of the invalid Rennala.With or without smut I'll take it either way.>>486738798White and salmon might just be due to all the flesh bits attached creating a weird colour/lighting situation.
I do wonder why people solely blame Martin for the similar names when we had things likeQuelaag QuelaanQuelaana GwynGwynevere Gwendolin Michael does the same thing as fatty
>>486731738Can you honestly imagine a real woman hacking Dark Souls?
>>486738950Um, no.
>>486739048Try to throw a wrench in what I said again. I fuckinh dare you. See what fucking happens. I'll kiss you on the cheek
>>486738693They respect the office if not the person, maybe.
I just woke up from a dream where I was in either the Leyndell or Limgrave fight club colosseum arena but spectating from the stands, and the fight was between a Miquellapedo and Messmeryume, but not as tarnished. Like it was a fat fuck and an anorexic bitch trying to kill each other while I cheered them on. There were some NPCs in the stands next to me but I didnt look at them (in my dream I just knew they were NPCs) but we were all cheering on these two anons killing each other
>>486739195Yes, it's vomithair
>beat Midra >check his remembrance stuff and the shop>immense disappointment kicks inThe fuck? Nothing armor related at all, the incant is a worse unendurable frenzy and the sword is ANOTHER holy GS in a game where holy usually sucks ass
>>486739065>One of the incantations of the capital's ancient dragon cult. Summons a lightning spear and hurls it before the caster.>Charging causes a lightning bolt to strike the point of impact.>Long ago, GodWYN THE GOLDEN defeated the ancient dragon Fortissax, and befriended his fallen foe — an event that gave rise to the ancient dragon cult in the capitalBravo Miyazaki
>get to Mohg>see all the damage I'm not doing
I've played the game through a couple of times but I never did pvp or co-op aside from being summoned by my bro a couple of times.I think I want to start all over again for fun. What are meta level ranges, or like when should I stop leveling? Should I ever not get my weapons to +25? What else should I know?
What the fuck are those bullshit afterimage beam attacks? Am I just supposed to memorize where they will appear and dodge in the other direction?!
>>486739010You're on the list
>>486738693When I saw Rennala missing I genuinely thought Sellen had killed her and that I'd be locked out of respecs or respec some other way. I didn't laugh out loud but I did snort out my nose really hard when I ran a loop around the library and found Rennalla stuffed into the back like seriously sellen?
>>486738547It's kinda pointless for GRRM to do that considering his works are in book format and Miyazaki already leans on this for environmental storytelling like the Nameless King and Filianore. That Rykard painting is by far the biggest case of misdirection of hair color in his creative works so it's not as if Miyazaki hasn't done it.
>>486737973maybe this?https://x.com/Brush2h
>enemy turns invisible and can just one shot you if you dont know where exactly to hit themgood design
>>486738693>>486739048>>486739295>>486739616She accidentally turned into a ball. She was trying to cast a different spell, didn't change what she had in her hotbar, wasn't paying attention to it and balled herself.
>>486739424An entire city run by scalies
>>486739616Sellen's too petty to kill her.She'd soon rehabilitate her so she could lord it over her she's now the headmistressAnd then debate her again in the parlor.That or it's what the other anon says. Lingering respect for who Rennala was, or for the fact she's her queen and former headmistress. After all, we know Lusat at least was imprisoned but not killed.
>>486737613>>486737684>>486737905Notice how "lady" isn't capitalized in her bio. That's because it's not part of the character's alias. Zullie is referring to her real self here.And it doesn't even matter if she's trans or type B or whatever. If she wants us to view her as female then we should respect her choice and refer to her as such.
>>486739048>Someone needs to writefag about Sellen taking care of the invalid RennalaIdk how long you've been here but an anon probably is currently
>>486739580>You're on the listList?
>>486739697Gwyns wife was velka who had dark hair this fits. Do you think fillianore and trina would get along? Do you think they'd both nap together?
>>486739812>fuck it, we ball
>>486731094>Marika turns into Radagon in the bed because she feels like topping>proceeds to get plapped even harder by the tarnished because he knows what’s at stake if he lets up >tarnished keeps screaming it’s not gay if he’s just protecting his ass during the whole ordeal
Any reasons to not do NG+?
>>486739916You'll see soon enough
Kind of off on a tangent from what all the waifufags are saying but I just realised, I don't think Sellen even tried to hurt Rennala. If she did, Ranni's Automatic Mom Defense Counterspell[TM] would activate and blow her the fuck out.
>>486740218losing the ability to freely upgrade any weapons thanks to the smithstone bell bearings at the husks is the big one for me
>>486740032>Gwyns wife was velka who had dark hair this fits.Velka is an alias of Fina who is queen of the gods (see image).>Do you think fillianore and trina would get along? Do you think they'd both nap together?It would be very quiet company.
KekAlso, why squishy wizards dont use Miriams Vanishing more often to lose agree on Radahn?
Sellen wanted to become a Graven Mass. It was always her intention.
>>486740116Radagon died. Him dying doesn't affect marika as he is her she isn't him. The description for the sword made from him says its made of his remains. The Japanese version outright says its his corpse. Radagon dies and we either fuck his wife or daughter right after. He's a cuck.
>>486740363That's been patched actually!They no longer lose the smithing stone bearings from cycle to cycleAnd I think the gloveworts as well.
>>486740363I would get 100 of each non somber stone first but I probably wouldn't even use them all
>>486740253Stalkeranon-kun, I..
>>486740303maybe sellen beat the bossfight? she can cast founding rain of stars, she's unironically one of the strongest sorcerers in the setting
>>486740253Is that a good thing or do I need to fear for my life?
https://youtu.be/s91SZ2WvUSQ?si=hPjblPOphw57b9YU
>>486740392Would lautrec and thiollier get along?
>iron balls>missing one of two charged attacks agaisnt the big ass putrid treesXD
>>486739859Nah, fuck trannies. All of them.
>>486740459>The description of the sword made from him says its made of his remainsIn Japanese or English?Because in English all it says is>Sword wrought from the remains of a god who should have lived a life eternal.Radagon wasn't a god, EB was.
>>486740459We don't get to fuck anything, there is the Elden Lord ruling shit and the God bearing the Elden Ring more or less trapped in status. Both Ranni and Miquella discard their flesh in the quest for godhood. Maybe we can get a tugjob from a projection.
>>486740471rules hard, wonder why they waited so long for such an obvious QoL fix that the players have been asking for since the start practically
>>486740392I still believe the queen of lothric was gwynevere and that as a subversion of our expectations, her latest and final identity was Rosaria, a shadow of what she once was, a used up, dried out, deflated tits, hag but still beautiful
WOW, so when do I get to attack?
>>486740579If Sellen>Tried to kill/harm Rennala>Activated Ranni's trap card>Beat the Rennala bossfightand came out the other end unscathed, idk why she'd decide AFTER winning to leave Rennala alone.
>>486740835>We don't get to fuck anythingSays you. I’m fucking the lands between by instating the most ass backwards policies I can think of.
>>486740643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFpRUoncD-c
>>486740883roll into him retard
>>486740572>stalkeranonqrd?
>>486740979She realized Rennala’s basically a vegetable. What harm is there in leaving her alone when safe in the knowledge that she won’t do anything and you could probably fight her off if she ever tried?
>>486740835Cope. Coomers won.
>>486741083>"especially right now it's pride month"lmfaooo gotem
>>486741028Gotta keep the turtle pope busy
>>486740835>we don't get to fuck anythingWrong already drilled a hole into rannis doll body
>>486740883For some reason that last upswing seems to get me randomly
>>486740876Rosaria is more likely to be a reborn Fina/Velka. Bountiful Sunlight and Divine Blessings were originally her heirlooms until they were given to Gwynevere much like how Sunlight Blade was Gwyn's heirloom until it was given to the Nameless King.
>>486740835>we don't get to fuck anything Already creampied marika's stone ass. YOU may not get to fuck anything but the rest of us are better with women
>>486741216>Newfriends dont know the depths of autism that this place can degenerate intoToday, I will INFORM them>Oldfriends have forgotten the horrors that the Frenzied Flame can causeToday, I will REMIND them
>>486741264Gooning to mommy
>>486741461Honesty he’d probably appreciate having something to do, doubly so if I have his church rebuilt. Probably wouldn’t be thrilled to find out that I blew a third of the nations annual budget on setting up a tournament for the hunting and cooking of giant crawfish though.
>>486738935Echoes of Marika linger here:O Tarnished, Estoc is Bestoc.
>>486740883Why is your health so low? Have you considered not doing a meme build?
>>486740661No. Thiollier is a depressive who can rise to the challenge when he believes in himself. Lautrec is a tit with delusions of love from a goddess.
>>486741597Nope it's gwynevere. It's more fitting and funnier to he her. So it's her. That simple. Argue with me and I'll pat you on the head
>>486741661you could have at least spoilered that
>>486741661>Half a year has passed since stalkeranon's last appearance>A full year has passed since the 2023 summer fight club golden ageI can feel my cells aging in real time holy fuck
>>486740883Use a fucking greatshield
>>486741223she would realize that the moment she stepped into the library though
>>486741216Year-long meme about an anon who claimed to collect the steamIDs of every /erg/ fight club participant, and someone then actually posted them all after a while.
>>486741652Based
I don't want to get gravel in my urethra
>>486731531wheres the sissy hypno asmr
>>486730941moon or dark moon since they not only debuff but one dose frost bite also rain of stars and rykards rancor
>>486741661im on there
>>486741661why is 'lero like this
>>486734193ohh the white masks are mohgs harem now I see. varre is a cute bloodwife in all white with his bouquet
>>486741859>Argue with me and I'll pat you on the headWhy would a Shrine of Amana priestess give you a divine blessing anon? A very peculiar gift from someone who part of The Dead clan. Must be somethin...
>>486741661The FC stalkeranon is literally only the tip of the iceberg of the spiderweb of stalkering that goes on around here. Frenzy flame burns vigorously behind every post in this general.
>>486741858No she loved him. Just like how I love you
How good is poison dryleaf arts + poison flower blooms twice? Just want to go fist of the north star on some bosses
>>486741661I miss Nameless-chan>>486742467Hilariously not even the first time a dsg troon showed up in an erg fightclub with cheats active just to shit it upThe last time I saw one playerbase so obsessed with hating another playerbase was TF2 and Overwatch
>>486734452Leonard is guarding Trina
>>486741661>K.L.E.O.remember Noxy?
>>486736946gameplay things
>>486736463As if the modern plague of dyed blondes wasn’t bad enough, now this? How the fuck are you supposed to tell if someone’s actually blonde these days?
>try to play the assassin build right using poison infused daggers and bleed daggers>get rekt pointed down, t bagged poop put
>>486742943Look at their roots
>>486741661Thank god I play on console
>>486742675he has no shame he posted a webm of himself cheating in ds3 because he found his opponent annoying why are dsgtroons such sore losers?
>>486743219Well I got that much figured out, I thought you meant the color would change over time even in real blondes
>>486741661this in mentally stable behavior
>>486742943Pubes
>>486741661So did the guy he wanted to block deserve it or no?
>>486742643Pretty bad.Dryleaf Arts are slow to apply status, and the poison infusion will make them hit like a wet noodle.An Occult Venomous Fang, or a Heavy/Keen one + Poison Grease will build up status way faster, and deal a lot more damage.
>Radahn Phase 2 starts when he's 66% HP>Theoretically there could be a Phase 3 when he hits 33% HP>Miquella falls from his back dead because a scrawny kid is less able to tank damage>Cutscene begins, Radahn collapses to the boss chamber floor>His Empyrean God is gone, the mind control is wearing off, he's stuck in a body that isn't his>All the trauma of a thousand years spent as a mindless corpse-eating beast in Caelid comes rushing back>Screams wildly at the sky and flails his limbs like a mad animal as the Latin choir slop continues to play>And then... the sound of a horse neighing and knickering>The Tarnished looks around but it's not Torrent>Leonard comes through the Gate Of Divinity and trots over to his fallen master>The horse is no longer the scrawny, dying husk we saw in Caelid, but Leonard empowered by divinity. Strong, muscled, clean-legged and clear-eyed>Latin choir starts hitting the high notes>"Ahhh, you were at my side all along. My true mount. My guiding steed.">Latin choir is practically screaming now>Tarnished watches in horror as Radahn leaps onto Leonard and draws his gravity bow>Cutscene endsCONSORT Radahn with GOD Leonard of the Age of the HoofversusTarnished, on Torrent, of the Old OrderThe final battle for the Lands Between
is bloodflame claw even usable
>>486743463It does it happened to my dadt. My dad and I are the only blondes in the family because my dad started racemixing after my mom left him >>486743592How's dryleaf with occult
>>486734409Hot. I wish real women were like this.
>wonder why I don't have the Goldmask set since I'm sure I finished all alternate rune quests in the last NG+ cycle>look it up>turns out you have to reset the area after looting his rune to get the setBUT WHY!?WHY THE RESET! WHY NOT HAVE IT ALL BE THERE!
>>486743635>Tell me, Good Tarnished>Have you seen the light?>Are my Redmanes the honourable warriors I hoped they would be?and we pick between telling him about his guys all being hollow crazies, or his guys heroically fighting the caelid rot wildlife. VGH, kino..
>>486743661bloodflame talons I mean
>>486733924>he doesn't realize that modern times are the "weird, weird times" and the Greeks were actually correctbut you're probably the type that posts "built for BBC" (anonymously) a lot, so i digress...
>>486744090I'm in love with you btw
>>486744090>Brings up BBC unprompted>yet claims its someone else who would do somutt-san...
>>486743635>All the trauma of a thousand years spent as a mindless corpse-eating beast in Caelid comes rushing backthis reminds me that the passage of time in ER is completely unclear
I find it funny when playing through fresh and remembering when the game first released and this general was full of people crying about how bullshit crucible knight in limgrave was.Wild.
>>486744237Martin said the shattering happened 2k years ago in an interview. He shouldn't be trusted however because he's fat and won't finish wind's of winter
>>486733924I like small dicks, but that one just looks weird and thin
>>486744380I miss the momentousness, the headiness of when people first discovered the elevator to Siofra River.>It. Just. Keeps. Going.>HOLLOW EARTH CONFIRMED>Wtf there's an entire underground world too?
>It's the yer 2024.>Redditor scum still talking about the shit """"""""Lore"""""""""Hey retards, if you want to talk about that cringy shit, reddit is that way. This is a PVP only general so fuck off already.
>>486744237I still have no idea how much time Thops has spent outside Raya Lucaria. He obviously must have left before half the town sunk and the bridges collapsed and yet he's just there chilling in that church like he has arrived yesterday
>>486744525>thread gets comfy>shitflinger shows up to try to bait angerthe world you live in can be happier
>>486744194>the 1-minute knee jerk "N-no, y-y-you...!" reactionCaught ya :^)
Post your favourite STR weapons, big or small
why is the other eye closed?
>>486744807Wasn't me btw
>>486744843club
how to have fun as a faith build?
>IRL, normal marriages are similar to elite marriages but more toned down>e.g. instead of a royal gala in a great big wedding reception hall and a massive cake made by the palace kitchens, you rent a ballroom and order the cake from a bakery>Carian marriages have the woman gift her man a magic sword>At the end of her quest, Sellen gifts us a magic dagger (and offers to let us live with her)Uhh
>>486744882same reason as messmer
>>486744090>BBC mention out of nowhereAmerican moment
what if you could leave some stats unallocated when you respec so you could choose to be a lower level?
>>486744981lightning is fungiantflame fireballs are nukessacred blade as of war wrecks
>>486745009ok but your pic rel is unironically built
>>486745009Ironic from a Marika coomer
>>486744882illuminati. it turns out that the elite are all about transcendence, and living forever, and the secrets of the universe
>>486744981dragon incanations and frenzied flame stuffblack flame ball
>>486745089and give invaders an even easier time fucking with low level players?
How am I doing? Started as prisoner and want to do some rogueish mage that also stabby stabs peopleDoes arcane help with spells? It doesn't seem to increase damage
>>486744984Doesn’t matter I burned the world when I found out she left behind blaidd. The other endings let her escape so those are no good
>>486745416>How am I doing?are you having fun?>Does arcane help with spells?it's a requirement for some spells, but it doesn't do anything unless your catalyst scales with arcane
>>486744015>>486743661post cropped elden ring porn and i'll give you an answer
>>486745416depends on the staff that you're casting with but generally speaking only intelligence will boost the damageearly on vigor is the most important investment
>>486745607I will not do that.
>>486745416arcane is for bleed and poison.
>>486745305I feel like ancient dragon lightning and all of the buffs kind of suck the fun out of everything
why the fuck can invaders enter boss rooms
>>486745009>it's weird how only in modern times do we think big giant dicks are good and smaller ones are bad>wow isn't that weird that all previous societies except our mentally ill one thought this way? isn't it weird ALL OF THEM were wrong but WE'RE right in our unprecedented social media internet advanced technology times? isn't that WEIRD?i mean you can keep being mad about me calling you out about it, but that doesn't make me wrong. and it won't stop me from continuing to call you out for it. your fake shock just continues to prove my point so please, continue being mad at being called out instead of offering any argument against the actual point.
>>486745269Built for what? >>486745282I don't get what you are implying
>>486745009Built for Mending Rune of the Fell Curse
I'm starting to not believe you btw
I don't understand the story of the DLC and why everyone keeps saying Marika is redeemedI'm not entirely sure why Marika needed redeeming to begin with to be honest, I'm not sure what she did wrong at all>but muh fire giantsDefeating your enemies in war is not evil
This shit any good now? heard it got buffed
What I love the most about the Goldmask quest is how much it styles on CorhynPeak cuck gets cucked.
>>486741661>ImageSo this is the list then. Not surprised.
>>486739859>respect anon do you have any idea where the fuck you are?
>>486745741idkbut when it happens its so fucking basedmirror knight kings rise up
>>486745756built for BTC
>>486740835Pretty sure Ranni is a goddess now and a part of elden lordship was siring a lineage.Can't she just make herself a flesh body? It was pretty easy for miquella and he didn't have the full power of the elden ring at hand.
Redbull me on this thing. The build I want doesn't have the STR for jar cannon. Can this snipe without the lock on?
>>486745607this is the closest I got
>>486746191Only the strongest Tarnished may lay with the Queen.
>>486745715oh I meant dragon cult incantations the claw and bites are cool as fuck
Messmeryumes if I dressed my Type A up as Messmer would you be willing to do a Seamless playthrough with me? I'm so lonely and desperate for female interaction even if it's through the detached interface of a video game
>>486745741idk but if you have two goldies summoned they should be able to enter any boss room unironically
>>486746415>>486746419stroking
ngl love how elden ring is ripe for pubic_tattoo
>>486746461>I'm so lonely and desperate for female interaction even if it's through the detached interface of a video gamehave you considered playing overwatch or something
>>486746296yee, it tracks pretty wellthe base jar cannon usually needs to be aimed to hit players but this thing can hit with just lock ongood for coop for pressuring an invader and good as an invader if you take up a sniping spot it also knocks stuff off ledges really well
>>486746563that's a womb tattoo you idiot
>>486744090>"built for BBC"He's big.He's black.And you are ... his honored guest.
How fucking hard is it for hosts to not die in the three seconds it takes for me to fall down into Putrescant Knight's arena? When you summon phantoms your one and only job is to NOT FUCKING DIE how is that so hard? Equip any unupgraded greatshield and you're literally invincible, how is it so hard fucking hard?
>>486746631Mohg got buck broken by Miquella.
>>486746631
>>486745741let's be real here, the rare times it does finally happen: you deserve it. git gud and beat the boss yourself.
>>486746461you notice that the yumeposting stops on fridays because the foid roasties that whore for attention here are all out whoring for attention irl on weekends
>>486746461sorry I practice Seamless Celibacy until I get to play with my favourite tarnished again
>>486746662some people don't summon to get carried
>>486746249>Pretty sure Ranni is a goddess now and a part of elden lordship was siring a lineage. Can't she just make herself a flesh body?She transfers her essence from place to place through the whole game, but never takes a flesh body. If she could, why would she still appear as a a spirit bound to a puppet in her ending?
>>486746563Glad the hat stays on during mating sessions
>>486746737that was already disproven thoeverbiet
>>486746631>>486746715Yes, obviously. The Miquella stuff is Miyazaki's thinly veiled blacked sissy pedo fetish
>>486734696It's like a curse.
>>486746618Yes but Gelbooru has 15k pubic_tattoo and only 555 womb_tattoo
>>486746563why is her bikini not white or blue or something
>Loregooner meltdownYikes...This is why only pvp discussion should be encouraged
>>486734696reminds me of that one jeenine video of him hating on poor people and saying "like" more than 100 times
>>486747024why are you in this thread is dsg dead or somethig
>>486747024I love that ruckus room
>buttery smooth 60 FPS in Ruins of Rauh>as soon as I hit Enir Ilim I tank down to 15 FPSI admit my computer kind of sucks but seriously? How is half of the game great and half of it utter dogshit in terms of FPS? Usually it's one or the other for the entire game.
>>486747096/dsg/ has been dead for forever
>>486746813That is literally the purpose of summoning. If you could beat the boss without it, you would.
>>486746971Artist interpretation, also Deathbed Smalls
Welp yeah that's about it. I'm pretty well bored and done with Elden Ring all over again. Maybe if they would've pushed out the new patch I could've kept going longer but I guess I'll be taking a break from daily invades.
>>486747359Too offmodelRanni's appeal is she's petite and likely has delicious A cups underneath her robes
>>486747024>>486747096Get his ass.This is an INVADER thread. For INVADERS.
>>486747359perfect size
>>486730629>Lord Godfrey you are being too rough
>>486747341idk anon have you heard of having fun?
>using Mohg's body is morally wrong says the man who used to hunt innocents for sportI've done this DLC twice and it always seems to railroad me into taking Ansbach's side even though I find him insufferable, is there a way to side against him?
Can someone explain wtf the point of Divine Beast Dancing Lion is when we end up being simply teleported to Enir Ilim after Romina? Based on position, it seems logical that we need to beat DBDL to reach the big fucking door behind it that's blocked by the shadows, and after burning the shadows we can open that door. But instead we just get teleported, making the entirety of Belurat totally worthless
>>486747168The performance since the DLC dropped has been total shit ass, honestly, I used to get consistent 60fps everywhere and now it's like 50~ in most places and some drop a fair bit below that.I'm DREADING going to Consecrated Snowfield while that mausoleum is fucking alive honestly.
>>486747551YOOOOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY FIREEE FRFR
who added this dogshit ds2 boss to elden ring
>>486746563There is nothing but rope in that pussy
>>486747551Wanna know what's not fun? Waiting five minutes to get summoned and when it finally happens the host dies before you even get a chance to take aggro from the boss. I always have Shabriri's Woe equipped because I cannot trust these dumbass hosts but even that's not going to help me if they die before I'm even capable of getting a single r1 on the boss
>>486747751hell yeah
>>486747712wait whathe did that?
>>486747712Damn bro I don't want you siding with Ansbach either, you're too cringe, you don't deserve him.
>>486747890Thats why you coop with friends who you can count on to not be shitters or at least take your advice to level VIGCooping with the brainless wonders that make up 90% of every video game's playerbase v.s. cooping with the boys and talking shit as you crawl through Volcano Manor is two completely different vibes
>>486731552hot desu
>>486747169they go by /fsg/ now
>>486746886Ok Destiny
So the food chain isRadahn < Miquella < Tarnished < Malenia < Miquella
>>486747712If you don't like an NPC just kill and/or don't interact with them retard. They all die anyway
>abyssal woods did this dlc really need 5 giant empty areas
>>486748073All I want is rune arcs so I can actually interact with one of the game's mechanics (great runes) rather than ignoring it like everyone else does because they're so poorly implemented, how else am I supposed to get them besides suffering retard hosts who think 60 vigor is optional?
>>486746563The Elden Womb
>>486748410Thanks for 40 dollars
>>486748514CURSED BY SOMEONE OR SOMETHING
>>486748446Invade because babysitting retard hosts is hard but raping them is piss easy
>>486748410How many more Belurat-sized dungeons do you think they could have fit if they didn't waste time with the big open areas?
>>486748446just send summon signs to summon pools
Miquella!
>>486747923>>486747945I just find it hilarious that the DLC expects you to sympathise with a bloody finger of all people. Mohg is the furthest thing from "sympathetic" as you could possibly get but the DLC acts like Miquella defiling his body is anything less than deserved poetic justice.
>>486748815He has less testosterone in his body after he farts
>>486748945>scat fetishist pedo
fc now?
>>486748815i want to flip his skirt up>>486748945never post again
>>486748704I've tried invading, nine times out of ten it results in the host and his overlevelled phantoms spamming aoe spells at me that are easy to dodge 1 on 1 but impossible to dodge when it's three of them doing it all at once. Invaders got shafted hard with Elden Ring, I unironically pity them.>>486748772That's what I do, that's the source of the suffering I'm describing.
miquella's womb
>>486749117start one
>>486748935ainsbach himself is a pretty noble and cool dude
>>486749142if you're doing faith just stack fire damage buffs and laser them from across the map with that frenzied flame spell
>>486749042What scat? It's simply the cum in his bussy coming out
>>486749162st. trina...
i do not like wing stanceit feels too slow
Queen Marika's Tits!
>>486747359how do i get a woman like this IRL?
What part of the lore should I ruminate on next?
>>486749320Anything for mommy..
>>486749341she needs to kill a demigod with the rune of death at the same time she dies
>>486747442>>486747542Agreed, Ranni is always the perfect size
Is the Great Mace worth using, or is it outclassed by similar weapons for a STR build?
>>486749427It's a worse Great Stars with higher requirements, but it's still good
>>486749341Keep posting goon material on a video game board, I'm sure things will work out eventually.
>>486749427Do you like how it looks? Then it isn't outclassed. Stop chasing numbers you fucking faggot.
i am so confused about the intended order I'm supposed to be doing things. a bunch of anons told me I'd ruin quests if I fought messmer so I've just been going around him in every direction. There's stuff to the north and northeast of the shadow keep I haven't done outside of the avatar which I have done, and then there's also this whole area to the west of the shadow keep that I just started exploring. I can't seem to get to the map fragment and it's frustrating me, they love putting it at the end of the area for some reason so you have to explore everywhere without it. Was this area intended for before or after I fight messmer? what about the stuff to the north and northeast of him?
>>486749267Miquella strictly tops.
>>486749421god look how fucking flat she is that's fucking hot
>>486749171
>>486746662honestly? i love this. as someone who unironically tried to help with the dancing lion boss (because it's literally my favorite boss of the entire DLC and this hasn't changed even after beating the whole fucking thing), it makes me giggle with glee, like miquella might.gonna keep posting this image because it keeps being relevant for some reason.
>>486749627its fine just go wherever you want
>>486749320Heavenly
Am I the only Rannifag who isn't sexually aroused by rope and plaster
Who put up the sealing tree? Marika? Seems unwise to put in charge the only dude whose power can destroy your precious seal AND confine him in the same land where said seal is
>Oh, what's that? You're trying to heal right after I finished my 17 hit combo? I don't think so, cuck!
>>486749672>/dsg/I'll pass
>>486749421the superior lore accurate ranni
>>486749717Lies and slander
>>486749192Doesn't change the fact that he served Mogh, a literally insane incestual pedophile rapist who sends his servants out to murder innocents. I cannot understand how the writers of the DLC expected ANYONE to sympathise with Mohg. What Miquella does to Mohg is literally nothing more then what Mohg intended to do with Miquella, it's poetic justice.
>>486748514Absolutely perfect breeding material
>>486749717noncefingers typed this
>if you kill someone at the same time with the black knife it breaks the death mark in halfhow did they know this would work?
>>486749785Ah, wrong screenshot>>486749724no, hence I I masturbate to off-model fanart.
i still cannot believe someone approved the hitbox on Gaius' charge
>>486744090>>486749717honestly as the OP of the BBC call out post, im just laughing right now. i literally won and it's hilarious.
>>486749710so how do I get to that fucking map fragment?
>>486749904>>486749837Cope. She is prime BBC material
>>486750049
>>486750112Proove it
>>486750003make it a 2v2. last time i joined the FFA i just got one-shot multiple times and im not interested in rejoining in that case.
>>486749696>toxic megacolonwhat a name
there's no black people in the lands between
>NIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSMust be Tel Aviv hours. Don't you kikes have some helpless Palestinian children to blow up?
>>486750003Bet this is gonna suck ass and attract the usual dsg niggers but alright, I'll join in a few minutes
>>486749909I never found those, I've only found the three fingers and the two fingers
>>486750170cool thanks!
>>486750003ill join just to shit on xergites
>>486750373it's funny because at first i was researching gastointestinal disorders (because i had one but it's fine now, all cured etc) i came across "megacolon" as a disorder. look it up, it's real. it's like lmao, megacolon? MEGA colon? like, hey doc, what's this disorder? oh, he's just got like, idk, a big fucking colon? well what do we call that? idk MEGACOLON?? lmao.but then, IT GETS WORSE. lmao. it's just too good of a name for invasions. is there a gigacolon? idk. but it's still funny in a morbid way. my other name is "The Fecalith" btw, go have fun looking THAT up.
>>486750414Big Boggart...
>>486749639>>486749809Unfortunately that's the only one on Gelbooru with accurate Ranni
>>486750640>just to shit onscat fetish anon...
>>486749767>not attacking the boss when he's in neutral because he might counter attack at any moment is basic common sense>not healing when the boss is in neutral because he might counter attack at any moment is a foreign concept beyond the ken of mortal mindsI will never understand this.
>>486750309>>486749904>>486749837Blacked Blacked Blacked Blacked Blacked
>>486750363most people hate the 2v2, sorry
>>486750651>In more extreme cases, the feces consolidate into hard masses inside the colon, called fecalomas (literally, fecal tumor), which can require surgery to be removed.amazing
>>486750747BOOBA Ranni is canon after she gets pregnant with our third Demigod child
Why americans are so mindbroken by niggers?Why are they like that?
>>486749730Messmer revered Marika, he obeyed her out of his own volition.
>>486750986jews unironically
>>486750839So you're saying I should never try to attack the boss or heal? Wtf is this clown logic?
>>486732676it's literally canon
>>486750918Based, she's our property after all
>>486751030This. Jews use blacks as a buffer and distraction. Malcolm X was talking about this decades ago.
>>486750860No that's Miquella
>>486750414black k***hts
>>486750170People always say "oh just look at the map it'll tell you where to go" but the map is misleading as fuck. There have been many times where I've looked at the map and seen what looks like a gradual slope up into an area only to physically go there and see that it's a sheer cliff. The map lies.
fc status?
>>486750309as a white guy it makes me angry that i have such a weakness to hot blondes but irl they're all fucking crazy because of modern culture and i'd honestly probably have a happier life with a latina who actually respects Christianity and traditional gender roles.>Verification not required.
>>486750860
>>486751083You are her consort.
>>486751071I'm saying those same opportunities where it's safe to attack the boss, after they finish their combo, after a move with big endlag, etc., those are the same opportunies where you're expect to heal. Fromsoftware, especially with this latest DLC, are trying to teach you that you have to apply the same mindset you use for finding a safe time to damage for finding a safe time to heal instead.
>>486750892case in point: fiber is important. eat some psyllium cereal.
>>486751483Whites are 8% of the global population and you want to racemix with a goblina that will balloon as soon as she pops out the first baby?Weak faggot, find a White girl amd make White babies.
>>486751030>>486751124reminder that whenever Israel is getting bombed the blacked spam on /gif/ drops by 70%
>>486751524We are her LORD ConsortAnd it's our duty to BREED a new Demigod pantheon with Ranni
>>486751549What do teh nip words say
>>486751524Yes, and she is our property
>>486746415>>486746419>>486746563>>486747359>>486748514>>486749320>>486749341>>486749421>>486749837>>486749904>>486750309>>486750747>>486750918>>486751083>>486751523>>486751796>>486751875What's just happened, is it coomer hour or something?
>>486750986>meanwhile the Japanese game has a sissy boy passed around by them
>>486751524>>486751083>>486750918>>486750747feminists must fucking seethe at this shit but i just think it's hilarious lmao. sorry about evolution, ladies, but we want to fuck the shit out of attractive women. they fucking hate that shit so much lmao. sorry not sorry. :^)
>>486751796this art looks so good
i hope htey buff spells s many shitty spelsl in this dlc sigh
*raises spork*White "people" are everything wrong with the Lands between actually.
Me? I wanna fuck Ranni’s mom
>>486751943>is it coomer hour or something?some day you'll realize that this is every hour (for men).>Verification not required.
>>486752110shut upenjoy your haima rekin
I started doing the DLC again but does anyone know why my average but not potato pc cant run elden ring well ?It goes down to 20-30 fps (plus added stutters when fighting any ennemy, boss or not), within 2 to 5 minutes of gameplay, I can even see it slowly going down if i just explore, first in the 50s, then 40s ttil it reach 20 and is nearly unplayable, makes me even wonder how I finished this game several times in these condtions but I wanna enjoy the divine beast fight all over again and I cant in these condition...I tried even playing in the lowest graphic settings, and while its a bit better (as in it delays the fps drop for like 2 minutes) it the same issue.I could kill someone for an answer please does anyone got any trick to improve performance ?
sorry guys but elden ring general loves MEN post your bitches somewhere else
>>486751943My gf and I are going to the club tonight and our love language is touch. She's requested that we not touch each other till our Primal scene, where I'm going to bite and scratch the fuck outta her before breeding her right there in front of everyone. She also loves being my property and getting mind broken by me.So yes, I am buzzing with sexual energy and am just waiting for my chance to relieve this pressure deep inside her womb
Why do we shill JeeNiNe?
>>486745009>>486745756>>486746415>>486746419>>486746563>>486746943>>486747359>>486748514>>486749320>>486749341>>486749421>>486749837>>486749904>>486750309>>486750747>>486750918>>486751083>>486751523>>486751796>>486751875>>486751943>>486752532stroking
>>486751673how? i don't disagree but why is every "fuck the white man" protest full of white women? i hate it. i wish it weren't true, but it is.
>>486752389funlliy enoug htat one is like one of the more decent ones fuck
LilAggy or Tulok & MangoCall it.
>>486751523>just jerked off>anon posts this>already hard againGODDAMIT STOPFUCKING STOPSTOPPPPPPPPU~
>>486752796>Why are these protests filled with paid actors?No matter how bad you think White women are, shitskin women are 10x worse.
I hate everyone in this thread.
Was seducting Rennala herself really necessary? Marika could have sent any other great champion to do that, she didn't had to do it herself.
>>486745741Because if you can summon for help so can I
>>486753165hotyou should post more
>posted it again
>>486753139same
>>486753139The fuck did I do?
>>486752868Tulok & Mango, he makes fun builds>pic relatedLilAggy is just your average streamer speedrunner but props to him for fucking parkenharbor
God I wish I was straight.
>>486753112>No matter how bad you think White women are, shitskin women are 10x worse.but are they, though?i don't want to get robbed by the court system. do i need to become amish or something? how can i ever trust a white woman when they all betray? seriously look at any BLM protest or some shit, look at how many white women are there. do you REALLY want me to delve into my bookmarks, anon? cmon now.
>get to Maliketh>suddenly remember what true bad boss design isConsort Radahn WISHES he was as badly designed as this fucking faggot furry shitter.
>>486753165Average Miquella/Marikafag
>>486753139rude
>>486753217the Mirror Knight was pretty cool for that. i wonder why there wasn't an invasion-style boss. could you imagine if an invader could choose to back up Leda during her fight?
>blackedposter and political_commentary.jpg guy in the same threadyep time to take my leave
>>486752791I'm sure with the right guidance you can be graced with sweet release
>>486753398what did miquella do
>>486753324Women are stupid and easily manipulated. Do you really want your kid to fucking look like this abomination?
>>486753283parky is fuckin hot
>>486751785not true unless you post proof
i hate this boar nigger so much it's unreal.
Just started a new character - anybody wanna co-op castle morne with me? I love that place. If not it's okay - just looking for fellow tarnished gamers.
Good raid guys
>>486753479>if an invader could choose to back up Leda during her fight?One day I'm gonna just go all in writefagging up how I'd handle ER's multiplayer and re-introduce covenants. Not in this thread, this one fucking sucks
go 6 next
>>486753283I find tulok & mango to have a super fun writing but also it can get obnoxious and repetitive, feels a bit like background noise even if it has quite the original runsLilAggy feels a lot more fun to watch, like I actually laugh, but there's not a lot of video and he tends to cheese a lot as well as skip bosses like malenia which makes it a bit less interesting in terms of challenge
why is it always marika
>>486753283>Karl Marx in D-tiersounds about right.
>>486753521Got passed around by black guys
>>486753625FIGHTING A BOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR NEDON AN OPEN FIELD
>>486753576100%
>>486753679Make a youtube video essay about it, I'd watch it.
>>486753165>>486753737Are we being raided again?
>>486753492They're always together because both are parasites who feed on each other.
Marika bros.... don't look.
go 6
3/6
Assuming 99 in all stats, what's the best infusion for a weapon?
>>486753576She's a low class whore.
I like Marika but for nonsexual reasons.
>>486754023Miyazaki and most people regard him that way, yes
4/6 isnt there a match on
>>486754270And...?You don't like low class whores, anon? Are you gay?
5/6get your ass in here
go 4
>>486753772His videos are for sure background noise. I think that's why I watch them over LilAggy, who's still funny, but it feels a little more with him and the chat. Tulok & Mango crafts a fun story with his videos. You're right though, it's a lot of repeated jokes, but I absolutely love how he dunked on OnlyWaifu for shitting out a whole video crying about Tulok's "Secret Starting Class" videos
Love the Sekiro build bro, fun to see how you did the prosthetics and mortal blade
>>486754309I don't like Marika. I could forgive the warcrimes but I can never forgive her throwing her own children into the sewers.
>>486752403Leda and who in that art?
>>486754382I have standards, unlike a coombrain such as yourself.
5/6!!!!!!!!!!!!
qrd on full faith builds? playing a caster in a sense
>>486754693use the erdtree seal on your main head with another seal in your offhand for passive bonuses
>>486753283Who the fuck are any of these people?
>>486753152Sell me on Marika x Rennala what’s the appeal?
>>486754496That's Redmane Freyja>>486754441Only waifu is kind of fun to watch cuz of the characters but also its like mostly pvp and they can be a bit of an asshole at times yea so fuck emI do absolutely love Rusty's rankings tho because of his writing which are mean but fair tooDont think I watch a lot of streamers/youtuber beyond these and the previously mentionned tho, maybe i should find some new ones
>>486754568getting on now
>>486754917is it fun/viable? I get for big ass bosses it must feel good but what about the rest, trash mobs etc
>Only waifu is kind of fun to watch
>>486754970the two most powerful women in the lands betweenit's canon
>>486754693You're gonna be using Catch flame a lotA LOTI can't stress how much you're gonna be using Catch FlameAll the best FTH incants are shit you find later in the game
this thread piqued my curiositywhich questline do I have to complete to see marika? I wanna pump when she is on screen
>>486755209it's viable, for regular enemies you can still use a weapon, just sacred or flame art infuse it
Wait, since WHEN can you use the co-op summoning sign at the Roundtable Hold?!
best /erg/ thread since the dlc dropped
>>486754693
>>486753663no one who posts here plays the game
>>486755284Marika x Rennala is pretty hot
If you like MiquellaConsider transitioning
>>486755776Kill yourself tranny.
we are 10/6
>>486755776Why do you want people to transition anon
Team fights when?Pokemon club when?
>WOWIE THIS IS GAME IS SO FUN HAHA IT LETS ME ROLEPLAY AS A MARVEL HERO!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT THIS NEXT BOSS>NOW LET ME JUST SUMMON SOME BULLS TO CARRY ME THROUGH THE LEVEL....>OH! HEY THERE RACIST_INCEL_ARYAN1488!! CAN YOU CARRY ME THROUGH THE BOSS?>W-WAIT SOMETHINGS OFF... ARE YOU A HECKIN NAZI???>N-NEVER MIND. M-MUST'VE JUST BEEN MY IMAGINATION>ANYWAYS, LET ME SUMMON ANOTHER SISSY FAGGOT TO CARRY ME THROUGH THE LEVEL, I HOPE THIS ONE IS A FELLOW BERNIE SUPPORT-ACKK
Who did it better?
>>486754309I actually hate Marika and her diseased womb. But goddamn is she shot as fuck and I would gape that ass wide open, repeatedly.
poopa what do you think of the blacked marika poster
>struggle with Commander Gaius>finally beat the boarnigger>go towards the hinterlands >two tree sentinels run out>dodge all their moves flawlessly, nohit both of them God it's hilarious I ever had trouble with tree sentinels, really feels like both my character's strength and my own skills have increased exponentially
>>486756174they're both garbage that shouldn't be in the game
>>486756295no fun
poopa join the fc friend
>>486756181
>>486756174Bloodborne 100%. It's so forced in this game, messages on the ground saying "Beware... you're IN for a SCARE" "COMBAT, IS NOT AN OPTION..." and they're just walking around doing fucking nothing as you sneak by them and then parry them later on if you want shit.Only good thing about them was that one giant rat cowering behind a bush watching one.
>>486756394I'm not playing this shit for forced stealth sections fuck off
>>486756287He's busy spamming
>>486756512joyless
>>486756174i feel like the aging untouchable are more stylized and i like their name better.But i think the bloodborne wintern lanterns were tougher to deal with. The aging untouchables are really easy to sneak through and even easier to parry to death
>>486756295there should have been more of them in the game. abyssal woods is too empty. imagine how cool it would have been to have a long game segment where stealth ACTUALLY mattered? such a fucking waste, makes me sad. such a great premise, ruined.
>>486756512>he fought all the moonlight butterflies and gold golems in crystal cave too
I like Marika when I found she committed war crimes I see why she likes Godfrey now. She as much of a war monger as him.
>>486756174They do their own thing extremely well.
>>486756579Based.
Is the great katana really that good? It just feels so slow for its weight class.
Occult fingerprint shield or blood fingerprint shield?
>>486756174>>486756456>>486756512I was nervous traveling through the woods wondering if/when I'd be ambushed by whatever sole monster the first stones alluded to. Unfortunately there were just the few wandering back and forth in a couple little areas. I wish it was just one and they wandered the whole woods
>>486737486Nurses are on if the most unfaithful professions out there dumbfuck
>>486756174Winter Lanterns obviously>creepy singsong warns you of their presence>you don't need a fucking dev message telling you how to interact with them>parrying them was organic and intuitiveThe aging untouchable is just a soulless rehash of the concept couched in an "epic callback" to vainly obscure how soulless the rehash is, and is used to try and force an out of place and painfully railroaded stealth segment in a single obviously unfinished area.
>made it here early through hard work?>fuck you go back
>>486756905>big long big AR weapon with a quick running poke and a good moveset which includes horizontal slashes for AoE and has natural bleed on it because lmao katanasyeah it's good. it's not slow for its weight class, you're just retarded unfortunately. remind yourself that true combos are almost non-existent in ER, this isn't DS3.
>>486757001Nurses are important to our Healthcare and should be given whatever they ask for
>>486734696Huh?
>>486756905They're good in pvp because their moveset is super minmaxed for their AR, but their R1 chain is mediocre so they're not all that great in pve.Basically it's all about the red great katana, because it has an R2 thrust in addition to the crouching and running thrusts, and stupidly good hyperarmour to abuse them with.
>furnace golemsWHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING
>>486757138>main objective is to collect great runes >doesn't collect the runes>can't enterwhoa
>>486757206>true combosSorry I should have clarified for PvE
>>486757138>WHAT'S THIS? I CAN'T JUST SKIP THE GAME??? FUCK ME NO FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GONNA CUT MY DICK OFF IM SO MAD IM GONNA BE A GIRL NOW IN PROTEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAplay the game, speedrunning faggot.
>>486757407>great runes are almost never used in the story regardlesswoah.........
Can we go back to talk about greatshields?
>>486757138What's the minimum requirement here?
>>486757356I haven't bothered to do more than two of them so far because they're so fucking boring to fight
>>486757480facts checked and true
>bringing up trannies unpromptedamericans just can't help themselves
>>486757587>Vyke had two great runes before he got CHAOS'DFucking whose great runes
>>486757108my only complaint about the madness dudes in the abyssal forest is that there weren't more of them. honestly it just feels like a missed opportunity in general for From that the open world feels SO. FUCKING. EMPTY. like holy fuck, there's just literally nothing at all except potential desktop pictures for 99% of the open world, it's insane. it's just literally insane idk why they thought this was good game design when im just running around an open field 99% of the time.
>>486757743IT DOESNT MATTERGREAT RUNES ARE COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS
>>486757732they are completely obsessed, it's so weird
>>486757817I have decided they do.
>>486757480Why did they make Malenia fine with Miquella wanting to fuck Radahn?
>>486737486tell me your mom is a whore who has had children from multiple men without telling me your mom is a whore who has had children from multiple men.
cool build sekiro
>>486757957Oh my mistake
Alright that overloaded redditmask build was pretty funny
I wish I could swing only once or twice on the Rellana's twin blades fire ability.
>Americans start leaving work, freedom of the weekend is ahead>Thread is flooded with BBC shit
>>486757990You know how Marika only used Godfrey for war and then kicked him out? It's similar here. Radahn is just a pawn to be used, his end goal is Malenia.
>>486757990She supports true love
>>486757458it's still also good for PvE for the aforementioned reasons. anything with bleed that can be heavy infused and 2 handed is good in PvE let's be real. literally just put some blood grease on it you don't even need any stats to bleed things out.source: i use a heavy great katana for both PvE and PvP.
Did something happen to the fc? I've been 1/6 for a while now.
>>486758297theres a match
best stat spread + weapon for insufferable faggot maxxing??
Can someone explain what's wrong with my build? I took all the best items from the Tiktok guides like greatshields and the best weapons, and talismans that give me free stats, but I just get blown up instantly and can barely move. This game fucking sucks
I thought the DLC was pretty before but after removing the default color grading it is so much prettier
>>486757573Damn, looks like you saw through my 12 hour speedrun strat.....
>turn on the stagger meter mod>it turns out that when you break malenia's stagger when she's on the ground or during attacks she can't be knocked out of it depletes her meter like a stagger happened but then she regens full posture immediatelywhat the fuck
>>486756909Blood is way better, having 150 blood buildup on top of the madness is better than a bit more madness, even good players have trouble keeping up with the buildup of both status at once.
>>486758084sorry anon, it's my fault. >>486744090 i tried to make the point but some anon tried to (unsuccessfully) rebutt me, and, well... this is the result.
>check recently played on a whim>mfw i recognize niggas from >>486741661
>>486756056Wait what? They brought Mound-Makers back into the DLC? How did you trick the host like that? I wanna do that.
>>486758432are you using spirit ashes?
>>486758547It's a massive flaw with the boss
Do you play online or offline? I don't know what to do. I like the social aspects of playing online but invaders are really annoying.
>>486758432you got a laff outta me 10/10
>>486758353How fucking long are these matches?
>>486758432just copy this and you'll be fine. this is from a professional playing the game so you know it's good.
>>486758941Play online, you don't get invaders unless you summon people in this one
Its been a decade and the camera still makes me dizzy when large boss spazz out near you
>>486758975they can go on indefinitely
>>486758941First time playing through is offline, always.
>>486757990It's entirely in-character. She sees Miquella as her big brother and is extremely devoted to him for spending who knows how many centuries laboring to cure her. She would never question him, which is a rarity in a world filled with girlbosses.
>>486758941just dont use a great rune and you will never be invaded
>>486756871>When cars don't stop for protestersAll cars should take the train pill.https://files.catbox.moe/y6xxv0.webm
>>486758941Play online, you don't get invaded if you're solo, only if you summon someone. You still see messages and bloodstains while solo. You can still use spirit summons or NPC summons if you *really* need the help, but you should be able to beat the game without that.
>>486759251Great runes have nothing to do witb invadions,
>>486759120if it is bigger than a car don't lock on except to reorient when they do olympic gymnastics over you despite weighing 400 tons and being made of metal/stone/
>>486756456Was legitimately expecting to die in one hit on sight like the messages say but when I realised they were just winter lanterns I literally ran right through the entire area. What a fucking joke, I was actually excited for an honest to got stealth section for once. It's like they were afraid if they commited fully to the stealth section that HDHD zoomers would complain about it being too hard. Problem is, even if you create a stealth section with as much forgiveness as the Abyssal Woods you'll still have shitters complain it's too hard, as I've seen many times already. Retard normalfags hate stealth sections no matter what. Doesn't matter if you make it so easy you don't even have to stealth, they'll still hate it. Either commit to the idea completely and say fuck you to the retards or just forget about it entirely and don't bother.
>>486759263damn, was that train blood-infused? must have had a high arcane stat if it could trigger bleed in one hit, wow.
>>486758941>>486759157I can't believe the queers I'm playing with here, I wish I actually got invaded at least once while playing this game.
>>486757990She's literally a fujoshi. Miyazaki probably thought that would be hilarious.
>>486759365I watched a couple of streamers and they all complained the area was too hard and stealth sections are bullshit.You underestimate how bad normal people are at these games, even with all the handholding.
>godfrey cosplay even has a phase 2Good job anon, very nice
>>486758162that's not true love
>>486759624According to Miyazaki it is.
>>486758086Sadly the opposite is true. He was willing to sacrifice the sibling who loved him the most because of his childish infatuation with Radahn. None of the post-shattering demigods were the people they once were but Mike arguably lost more of his humanity than Rykard did shortly before being devoured.
>>486759730>Torrent
Daily reminder that Miquella is a sexual predator loli. He is neither good nor innocent.
>>486759120Strange when the camera zoomed out a little in sekiro
>>486759016why are you so mad?
>>486759585I laughed so much when I saw her do that the other day, it's so high effort
Does the base game story affect the DLC whatsoever? I intentionally stopped before burning Melina at the forge of the giants hoping against hope that she might have some story relevance but after finishing the DLC she hasn't shown up once. Is there any part of the base game quests/NPCs that has an impact on the DLC?
>>486759574I don't underestimate it, I know how dumb they are. All I'm saying is if Fromsoft isn't willing to say "fuck how dumb you are, suffer through this stealth section anyway" then they shouldn't bother doing stealth sections period. A half-assed "stealth is optional" section is just an insult to people like me who actually like stealth mechanics in video games.
>>486759781Why is it a childish infatuation when he's the same age as Malenia?
>>486760007>>486759903>>486759807Yes but do I do it or not
>>486759894who said i was mad?
as a phantom I should be able to activate my taunters tongue to punish shit hosts
>>486760152>Torrent
>>486760152do it
>>486758375High poise armorFrost potsShotgun crossbow with bleed and sleep bolts in off handMain hand thrusting weapon like spear gspear ts hts or colossal
>>486759730why was it deleted>Torrent
Are Beast Claws a str, quality, or dex weapon? I feel like I get much more damage from dex than str
>>486760121Miyazaki's sissification fetish
Does someone have the Yabbadabbadoo posts of Malenia?
>>486760007>>486760152>>486759785>>486759903>>486760272lol some of us just hang out in these threads with the autoupdate on :^)
>>486759468>damn, was that train blood-infused?Yup. Mohg would be proud.
poison build feels kinda meh.>proc poison (which doesn't even do that much % damage)>get a ~20-40% damage buff from talismans and equipment>buff ends in 30 seconds>enemy now has super high poison resist so they're not going to get statused again for a while
Fc still on?
>>486759740Miyazaki is WRONG.
>>486760548yes
What's your favorite level range for coop/pvp?
>>486760519yep.
>>486757990fujoshi literally means "rotten girl"
>>486760120I genuinely thought it would be a dedicated stealth section and used the stealth ash of war to avoid everything.
>>486760519Works on my machineYour moth flight?Your arcane?
>>486753165>>486753737Hot
when are they fixing furious blade of ansbach
>>486760787Stop being Jewish.
>>486760557this doesn't look consensual, anon...
can you guys stop spamming cancer plz
>>486760557This is of course way more based and queers deserve the noose, but Miquella unfortunately did not end up being this based. I wish he survived, the game ends up feeling too much like Ranniwank if she's the only one who survives. I say this as a Rannifag, though I'm a bit of a Maleniafag too.>>486760950>Malenia>Refusing Miquella anythingGood one.
>>486759730>TorrentTorrent
>>486757291That's just the Stockholm syndrome
>>486757743did he give them back? what happened to them? did they despawn? what the fuck
>>486760557Eternal reminder that Mike didnt give a rats ass about Malenia.And she is a cuckquean
>>486759730Who's Verty? Is she a cute girl? She's using a cute anime girl for her profile pic so she must look like that irl. Can you introduce us? I'd like to get to know her. Do you think Verty might like to get to know me?
>>486760654As any homo sapien with a functioning brain would. Sadly Fromsoft can't even expect even that bare minimum from their player base.
>invade with a melee build>have to spend 20 minutes playing mind games with 3 people to get to the sub 1000 hp mage host>invade with a mage>throw uncharged fireball at host>invasion endsI give up.
>>486761360He cared that she prepped the BVLL for him
>>486761403have you finally realized that PvP is a fool's errand?
>>486760557Miyazaki confirmed that Malenia sits on her chair while Miq and Rad do the deed….
>>486761403It is pointless to play melee invader you just get blendered of course>play ranged>enemies just flail around on the ground until you run out of mana
>>486757356They wanted a big bad war machine that was a manifestation of Messmer's apocalyptic crusade, but fucked up & copy pasted them in a bunch of places that have no strategic value in war, so it became just a dumb field boss in dumb places with no stakes.Imagine if we got a spot on the map where hornsent & messmers forces were fighting each other like that spot in Luirnia with the tank & giant, with the Furnace Golem striding through & maybe some big hornsent monster like those strung up in the storehouse
Is INT or FTH better for a Sword and Board build?Focus on the Sword/Board, using spells for off hand stuff
Getting late so I gotta go. Fun club bros.
>>486761693Unless you do what I do and invade with the fingerprint shield and shield crash while blocking the blender.
There should be a marry Malenia ending.
>>486761778Faith
>>486760950its not rape if it's miquella>>486761360>>486761586shutu p you are WRONG
>>486761778faith, because 95% of sorceries are damage spells
Elden Slop are you American? me and you seem to have nice connection since your spear/halbert doesnt hit me from a mile away and I can actually strafe it. t assassin.
>>486760519Yeah this is the essence of it.Normal poison does no fucking damage and is wholly irrelevant outside of triggering the buffs and activating poison flower blooms twice, which isn't even that big of a payoff.Deadly poisoned is designed explicitly for synergy with the damage buffs with its 30 second duration, but has only a handful of sources (only 2 of which scale with arcane)And with either approach you run into the fact that it's easy to poison a boss once, but hard to poison them twice and nearly impossible to poison them 3 times. In fact for the vast majority of bosses the number of hits required for a second trigger of poison would just kill them with a real build.
>>486761925>Deadly poisoned is designed explicitly for synergy with the damage buffs with its 30 second durationReminder that if you poison infuse the venomous fangs, deadly poison lasts 90 seconds.
>>486761778INT is more for damage, and FTH does everything else plus damage. You can also get Sacred Blade pretty early and that skill caries
>>486761819Might as well if Miquella doesn't want her
>>486761925>In fact for the vast majority of bosses the number of hits required for a second trigger of poison would just kill them with a real build.this is why I'm really struggling to enjoy this build. It feels like a self-imposed challenge more than anything
>>486762152Every build that isn't just beyblade bleed bot or some goats fingerprint tank is a self imposed challenge.
>>486761778FTH is honestly just better than INT in ER in general. Not only does it have a big variety of spells to use, it has the best buffs to use.
>>486761582No, I just realized that there are literally 0 advantages for playing a melee build above level 100.
i truly don't see any benefit pure faith casting has over melee in boss battles, aside from melting large bosses with ADLS
>>486762510Demon Souls is the only game were int is better than fth
There should have been a lesbian romance between Malenia & Trina instead of a gay romance between Radahn & Miquella.Two flowery themed girls, one a hardbodied tomboy & the other a soft bodied pillow princess... What if we were to find out Trina put Malenia to sleep to delay her Rot condition or something. Malenia caught between her loyalty to Miquella & her love to Trina. Red & Violet are the opposite sides of the color spectrum too.
no i am not an amerifat
No frenzy dragon?
>>486758489How did you do that?
>>486762662It has been legitimately ages but I don't remember FTH being particularly good in DaS1, the only offensive spell I remember in that was Lightning Spear and it wasn't that great and there wasn't a wide swath of buffs to use that pushed you to use FTH a lot
gideon would be a cool fight if he just calmed the fuck down a little bit
>>486762960>no poison/frenzy/death/sleep dragon>instead got another variant of dragonice
before the DLC is there any point using any weapon other than glinstone kris or moonlight blade for int? even as a int/faith nigga the night and flame swords sucks ass
>>486762034Yeah but that's BORING.Set-it-and-forget it poison is just walking away and letting the boss die without you needing to do anything. This is why they made regular poison so shit in the first place.The problem is that they tried to design two different unique gimmicks that work off of poison and actually provide gameplay, but undertuned both of them to such an extent that it's just not worth engaging with.Even Flower Blooms Twice, which is insanely powerful, just isn't great to play with because the hoops aren't worth it.
>>486762510>all the spells are worse... but there's more of them!
>>486762704i don't find lesbian romances attractive sorry bro add a cock in there
I cannot beat Radaquella with my current build. It just can't be done with my level of skills, such as they are. Do I really have to respec into something cheesy just for one fucking boss? It feels like a betrayal of the character I've been playing for so long.
>>486763114What hoops? Poisoning enemies is very easy.
I want to make a queen Marika build Recommendations on what to use as spells/weapons? The hammer would be sweet, but its too far in the game
>>486763027>Lightning Spear >Sunlight Spear>Sunlight Blade>Darkmoon BladeFaith in DS1 was op
>FOUL TARNISHED
>>486763124FTH is in a pretty good place after the DLC.
This shit is hilarious to use, it can just snap to wherever you need it at the last second
>>486763326oil-soaked tear is a must
>>486763124I'm playing an INT run for the first time ever and the only spell that feels better than a FTH equivalent is Glintstone Pebble since the FTH equivalent would be Discus of Light and that requires INT investment AND even then Discus of Light does more damage if it hits both times
>>486763471>>486763471>>486763471
>>486763497What does it do?
>>486763524>egr>pvp generalsomeone make a new one
>>486762960>>486763090>No Holy Ancient Dragon Charmed by Miquella
>>486761403>invade with a melee build>it's open world>immediately go stealth with concealing veil>get into position and watch the host>force a 2v2 out of the situation or leave them with a dead levelhonestly it's really not that hard idk why you people complain. you don't have to "spend 20 minutes playing mind games with 3 people" you can just become invisible and wait until conditions are favorable.
>>486763124I played faith first and now an int buildI gotta say 90% of the int spells is just throwing blue shit in different ways
TRES
>>486763496>Banished Knight>Dragon Communion
>>486763496>it's another anon using gay one shots in the FFAsee this is why i don't join those anymore. i'd question your mental health if you were just like "haha i just like pushing 1 button and seeing if it insta-kills anyone haha" but here we are, with you posting that webm, so...
>>486764135Just dodge lol, the windup takes a year and is loud as fuck
>>486763240I'm in the same position. The consolation I've made is that the events of the DLC has driven my character to such depths of insanity that he's embraced the frenzied flame and thus is free to use any method necessary to defeat this boss with the explanation being "he went mad bro nothing he does makes sense" and that's why he's now using bleed/rot when he never did before.
>>486764135last time I join an fc, someone was using the midra sword and spamming L2
>>486764135no one asked bro you probably joined only once
>>486764303>>486764303>>486764303>>486763657here you go
>>486763837>just spend 20 minutes waiting for the right momentThere's a reason why the average youtuber PVPer busts out the Golem Arrows Greatbow, or the Sleep Arrows Bone Bow every other invasion when playing physical builds.
>>486764270>Just dodge lollike those anons who died to it did, right? fuck off. you'll never hit anyone with that in a 1v1 but because it's a 4 person FFA you can just spam it and laugh if you get lucky while others are actually trying to play the game. and if other anons catch on and employ the same tactics you just get 4 people spamming 1-shots, hoping they hit, playing completely braindead. it's all so tiresome...>Verification not required.you're damn right.
>>486763997Mein neger. Been my main setup for over a year, really fun to play
>>486764506>There's a reason why the average youtuber PVPer only posts montages of their wins against noobsFTFY :^)
>>486763837Yoinking that image
>>486764376This is the thread
>>486764553Them not dodging is likely just because they didn't know it could do a 180 like that. If they knew they could have easily rolled it because they could clearly see it being cast.Off-screen one-shots is rarely an issue in these clubs, which you would know of you actually participated in them.
Does anyone else listen to Death Grips while they play ER?
>>486766146I mostly listen to Pink Floyd.
>>486763524Avoid this thread, it's an /egr/ thread, not the real /erg/ thread.
>>486747712>>486748935There's nothing to suggest that the whole "Bloody Fingers" invasion stuff only became a thing AFTER Miquella mind controlled Mohg.There's a genuine likelihood that the evils committed by the Dynasty are 100% the fault of the rapist empyrean.
>>486766672Huh, how do they pair with ER? Too mellow for me, personally.
>>486769406The mellowness is the point, I use it for comfy solo stuff.
>>486741652Ass? As in, poonie or bumhole? Very important.
>>486763524Shit thread>>486764376Good thread
>>486770102That's cool. I understand completely, I just as often go for something mellow over something as high energy as Death Grips. Did you ever do the thing where you listen to Dark Side of the Moon while watching Wizard of Oz? I tried it once. It was really fucking boring and didn't seem to sync up very much at all. Maybe I was too sober.
>>486773106I really tend to go for the slower music in general. If I want heavier stuff, Hamferð is a favourite.
