>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Previous>>486794893
Cute OP!
What the fuck is that
@everyone JeeNiNe Media just uploaded Underrated slow oneshot? at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEj2sutOGjo !
>xdd infinite poise long ass combos with variable timings deals as much damage ass a boss and has 9000 health lmaowhy is from suddenly so bad at enemy design?
>>486829537they give you the l2 button for these
>>486829426terrain glitching?>>486829440>g9 using mushroomim disgust (my character is a mushroom)still waiting on argentinian neet girl date night cosplayer, god knows google can't find that.
Why is there a Lord of Frenzied Flame in some random mansion in the woods?Wasn't Vyke the last person who attempted to become one and he failed?Why does he have a greatsword lodged in his head?Why does removing the greatsword turn him into the eye of Sauron?Who is Nanaya?Why was she tormenting him?Was it some kind of BDSM play?How did she die?
>>486829389So I'm guess radahn would be the one wearing the wedding dress? Do you think malenia would help him go dress shopping?
>>486829537>walk up to them with a Bloodfiends Arm>Charge R2 twice while somehow dodging all their attacks >Riposte gg ez>
>>486829440that's not underrated though? also people can counter devonia's hammer by literally just running away from it whenever you do the big flashy spin up shit. source: i used that shit for awhile. fun against noobs, can't hit anything against anyone who knows shit (or is just skittish/passive).
>>486829104Do it. Seamless is so much better that it isn't even funny and I hope it becomes just as ubiquitous as Wex Dust was for Dark Souls 3.
>>486829634Read descriptions. The base game mentions that many people had the potential to become the lord of frenzy flame but were too week. It mentions multiple people so it wasn't JUST vyke. Midra is just an example of a failed lord of frenzy. That sauron head is the same head you turn into. It's the lord of frenzy persona possessing him as it possesses you in the end.
We were rawbed
>>486829834why does this guy get memed so much?
I forgot how awful getting upgrade materials is in the base game.>want to have 2 weapons>don't have enough smithing stone 5s/7s>bell bearing is in a future area
>>486829912soldier of god, rick
>>486829912Because he's the strongest boss in the game at the start of the game but a large percentage of players miss him because what is exploration
>>486829912cause all the game journalists quit at margit
>>486829912day 1 meme on reddit, and they still think every time you tell a joke it gets funnier
If you could bring any NPC with you into the Shadow Lands, who would you choose? They'd even get a little questline
>>486830096Melina
>>486829639He should be the one, yes. But would Miquella stop using his white dress and go with a suit?>MaleniaShe would make it weird.
>elden ring has just turned into a dressup for meI think i need a small breakAlso, post tarnished
>>486830067How would you know that without using leddit? Imagine outing yourself kek
>>486830096Gideon
>Midra>Metyr >Dancing LionShoi Miyazawa is a good composer
>"spinny dudes" with the chakram can grab you in midair while you're jumpingwell thats new
>>486829634Midra was a sage studying the finger ruins and got frenzied. He's not a Lord of Frenzy willingly, the implication is either that he was tricked or simply delved too deep in his research and was infected by knowledge beyond his kenVyke was the last person, Midra is an ancient predecessor. His fall to frenzy oresumably predates even the MerchantsThe greatsword is the seal containing the frenzy inside him and blocking his connection the outer god. Removing it breaks the seal, and he's consumed by frenzyThe Hornsent Inquisitors impaled him with the sword when they discovered what had happened to him. Presumably he subjected himself willingly to the Inquisition, not wanted to become a Lord of Frenzy, but the Hornsent were needlessly cruel to both him and his servants (who are dead and beheaded in front of the mansion)Nanaya was his mistress, but was likely a frenzy bodysnatcher like Hyetta and the one responsible for getting him frenziedShe's laying dead but unbloodied in an area of the mansion the Hornsent haven't reached, implying she managed to hide from them and then just died of starvation/old age there. She's cradling the remains of an even older lord of frenzy to keep it hidden from the Hornsent, implying Midra was at least her second try
;)
>>486829537Wait until you meet the divine beast warriors. Horned warriors are easy compared to them
>>486830323I hate video games
>>486829743The Bloodfiend's Arm is so funny to me.It's just a generic colossal weapon but with short reach. It's not even particularly exceptional as a bleed weapon, its buildup is only a few points higher than a blood-infused Duelist Greataxe and the AR is worse. Like there is literally, objectively nothing spectacular about this weapon.But it's a colossal with innate arc scaling, so it got all the millions of cookie cutter RoB arcane builds from the DLC to finally try out a strength weapon after 2 years and they suddenly realized how broken strength is and how they've been overlooking the real easymode all this time.
>>486830318did he died
>>486830318>blues face when
>>486830203The good news is that you have good taste
>>486830318Absolutely devilish.
>>486830203I miss playing dress up games
>>486830390
>>486830318>blue looks right at you>approaches>turns away>pan left after killing host>blue is just staring at youActual fucking comedy
>>486829927JUST CHEAT IT (CHEAT IT)CHEAT IT (CHEAT IT)NO ONE'S GONNA SAY YOU BEAT ITSURE IT'S NOT SPORTING, SURE IT'S NOT RIGHTIT DOESN'T MATTER SINCE YOU'RE NOT WHITEJUST CHEAT ITJUST CHEAT IT
>>486830493Thanks, mang
You need 12 of each stone type to fully upgrade a weapon
>>486829976what does that image have to do with elden ring? is this a spam bot?
>>486830592>finally give us proper attacker-sided pvp grabs with the Greatsword of Damnation>don't give us this guy or Godfrey's slam dunksWhat a missed oppourtunity.
>>486830318That man is never leaving furniture intact again
>>486827571>>486828329Here https://x.com/KikiGlitterCos/status/1643393885492609029?t=l4_Y8luHEZZOEKlqMCOFUw&s=19>>486830274So midra got groomed?
>>486830210all non 4chan content is reddit, retard
>>486830203
Likely a dumb question, but since the dlc would take place before the burning of the erdtree and our trip to the ashen capital.Does that mean that consort Radahn is still weaker than bosses like Maliketh or Godfrey?In fact, all the bosses in the dlc would still be below Godfrey/Radagon tier in power, right?
fire knight's greatsword is fucking BUSSIN'only fear I have when I try to invade I might get cucked by rain
>>486830779>everything I dislike it reddit
>>486830096that guy in the beginning of the game that's kinda like the Trump of the lands between.
>>486830934Correct.
>>486830096Melina. She would have so much to say we were robbed.
>>486830949Grafted Scion?
>rot exultation>blood exultation>shard>the new kick talisman>stupid mushroom crown>poison and bleed enemy>time for the big poison blooms twice payoff>3k:(
>>486829389reminder that isn't Radahnreminder that is a mind broken Mohg
>>486830096my wife Ranni>the quest would ofc be to pick up her aunt for threesome and miquella for 4some afterwards
>>486830875>since the dlc would take place before the burning of the erdtree and our trip to the ashen capitalThe hornsent and the redmane woman both refer to you as lord of the Erdtree and of Marika
posting in a miqdahn thread
>>486831097
Is Renna an actual deity? I thought it was just an alias Ranni made up
>>486830096malenia easy
At what point in a playthrough should you start the DLC?
>>486831275Renna was her teacher and who she took the appereance of after stealing rune and going doll mode
i was testing out strats for killing mohg relatively early on and anon who told me like a week ago meteorite staff isn't enough was correct. i did however manage to do it with minimal trouble by simply adding some extra time to grab the somber stones from volcano manor and dragonbarrow to get the full moon staff to +10. you could easily do +9 as well. i ended up with him needing one comet to kill. level 69 vagabond, all stats in int, +3 int hat, jelly shield, golden vow dagger, ritual sword, graven school, magic scorp, godrick rune.
>>486830934the obvious point that youre weirdly refusing to acknowledge is that 'reddit' is shorthand for npc internet culture. lurk more
>>486825165The critical hit animations with the Hornet Ring in previous Souls games were pure sex.
I DID beat the gay bros.
>>486831379after elden beast, duh
>>486831379After you beat Mohg
>>486831236So that means it happens after the game? And likely with a basic ending in mind?That seems very unlikely of fromsoft, sounds like the Hornsent might consider you as such since you are a tarnished blessed by grace, so you are a candidate to the throne and as consort to Marika.
>>486831379after you kill mohg
>>486831487I just used a Great Hammer with Prayerful Strike on them. It's insanely strong. No need for a shield at all.
>>486831523Towards the end of the game, I think. Miquella calls you the "aspiring" lord of the old order, meaning you haven't become elden lord just yet.
>>486778643Nepheli needs to spank someone. All that pent up sexual frustration needs to be unleashed.And Miquella needs a lot of spankings.Truly a match made in Heaven.
>>486831379basically around the time where you have to go to farum or even after burning the treee, its endgame content.
>>486831262>>486830949>rightful ruler of limgrave>has found himself in quite an unfortunate situation>you'll need to help him recapture his fortressdamn was this done on purpose? it really is trump. dude is even blonde.
I'd like to point out something interesting for /erg/ if you look at most of these characters who's models we seeMessmerMelinaMalenia Miquella Radahn RanniThey all have similar faces. A similar face shape for most of them, thinner lips, some have pretty sharp noses, etc. Idk what this means bit I think it's pretty interesting how similar all of them look. I'll be posting more in a bit
>>486831869that's not malenia's real facethat's not ranni's real face
>>486831979If rannis real face isn't the ghost face why is it there
>>486831907>he promises to knight younah that sounds like trump too. very loyal to his constituents, rewarding those who do right by him.
Name a bigger loser than Malenia
>>486832104>who do right by himI hate that phrasing.
>devonia's hammerwhat's the point? i can do that much damage with a great katana off of a simple running poke into piercing fang roll catch, especially on a counterthrust hit.
>>486832217Finlay
>>486832217radahn.
Does anyone have an "new character roadmap" or something with all the golden seeds, sacred tears, and bell bearings marked? I wanna make some cosplay builds but the agony of doing that run 5+ times feels dauntingpicrel
>>486832328They are equal in that.
>>486830778based thank you for delivering anonI found tholier and igor, also when I touched the cross the sky became "day" despite being night and pitch black a moment before, that was interesting to say the least.
>>486832235why?
>>486831767did you really had to commission that
>>486832479Because it sounds generic, but when you take it apart, you realize that it's a nice way to suggest that the person is deeply hypocritical.>who do right by himIn other words, who do right according to the faggot's own moral code. Which means nothing since morality is relative.
Radahn didn't consent. Mike is worse than Griffith.
>>486832465>he took a bullet for himself.what does this even mean? how does one "take a bullet for themselves"?>>486832576>In other words, who do right according to the faggot's own moral code. Which means nothing since morality is relative.>since morality is relativeah, another one of *those* types...
>>486832576>Which means nothing since morality is relative.Spoken like a true libtard atheist
>>486831379After killing the final boss
>>486832576>morality is relativeNobody who says this truly believes it.
>>486829537parry him retard
good morning erg!!
>>486829313I miss cute Miquella and Malenia fanarts.
>>486832217Radagon.>son liked his current wife's ex more than him >daughter killed herself so she wouldn't have to listen to the order and fingers he dedicated himself to >son went crazy and fed himself to a snake>his probable snake son pretty much ignores his existence focusing solely on his wife>his probable kindling daughters entire purpose is to burn the erdtree which he doesn't want >his empyrean son left the golden order because he was too lame to help his daughter. Later died and married his other son>empyrean daughter chosen as a vessel for scarlet rot as a kid he couldn't help her was used by her twin to kill radahn she failed and now sits rotting away in a rotten tree eventually succumbing to the rot >his body broken and shattered due to marika's shattering of the ring, his attempts to fix it are for not, shares a body with marika so is crucified despite his loyalty>own wife hates him and calls him a dog>wants her ex husband or one of his men to come back and kick his ass>tarnished shows up and kills his dog>doesn't want the tarnished in the erdtree bars it shut >tarnished runs off>beats the shit out of his rotted daughter>kills his gay sons>burns the erdtree >releases destined death for everyone >beats the shit out of him>he gets turned into a sword by the very being he served, reflecting his only actual use, as a tool >tarnished kills the being he serves >tarnished either marries his wife, his daughter, or burns the entire world Name a bigger cuck than radagon. No seriously, name one. He's more of a cuck than godfrey, than rennala, than malenia, than radahn.
>>486830592sick
>>486833162
this poison perfume is fucking amazingFs in chat for base game perfume bottles
>>486830592I hated dying to those guys but i can't deny that they are cool
>>486832576>morality is relativegoooooooooooooooood morning west coaster
>>486832576The post that triggered /pol/
>>486833364he's so cute...
>>486833487>someone says some dumb shit you'd expect from 15 year old>gets rightfully made fun of>"F-fucking /pol..."
>>486832576>moral relativismlolyou're not wrong about a leader only helping their own being hypocritical but and the rest is off topic so im not typing it.
>>486833487>/pol/*people who aren't evilFtfy
>>486829426What the fuck is thatit's a fucking cheat, that's what the fuck it is
>>486833375>dlc adds two years later weapon with ash that does the same thing people used fetid pots for since the beginning of the game>suddenly everyone starts using itJust another proof to the pile that the crafting system is pure, undiluted garbage.
>>486832576>morality is relative
>>486829537The replies to your post are missing the point. But I understand you anon.
I killed a man with this thumb
>>486833749I like crafting stuffI DO NOT like farming for hours for the rarer recipes I FUCKING HATE that there are no merchants for some of that even now, I feel insulted as an indie dev like mods can fix this so why can't they?mods aren't a fix cause you can't play online with mods, and im on ps4 anyway. I want a vanilla fix.
>>486833059lizzyyyyyyyyyy good morning
>>486833059You are not HIM
Ranni is a DORK
>>486834054
>>486833676I think the terrain just isn't synced up
Trying to decide whether to kill or “save” Millicent. Which reward is better? I’m using fists/claws/etc. (fast multi-hit weapons) so I’m thinking that I should save her for the rotten sword insignia which gives the massive DPS boost for successive attacks
>>486833162>>486833364and now we can all enjoy our sexy shota whore-slash-rapist!it's great!!!cuteness is for girlssexy pervy shota is for real menor sth
>>486834285the canon is to kill her at the windmills to get the prostethic talisman
>>486834285You also get a somber 10 stone
>>486831869damn, Miquella is pretty cute.
>>486833225In order of things I hate it's 1.Hornsent2.Elden Best3.Radagon4.Omens5. Fire giants I would do anything to see the tarnished or godfrey murder radagon and elden beast it would be so cathartic. Even if just being there killed me I'd die happy knowing they got killed. Fuck that fire giant haired piece of shit golden order simp
>>486834302Please keep your TDS out of our general. Thank you
>>486834285rot wing for sure unless you NEED 5 dex and can waste a physic slot to stack thorny cracked tear with that / are going ng+ anyway and stack both talismans
>>486834307I'm one of the only if not the only female(xx chromosomes) here and I like pervy rapist shotas and fictional gay guys. It's the only reason I support Miqdahn as a couple.
>>486834441Ahem>>486834383
>>486834383Nice TDSS lmao
>>486834302>Trump Oh sweet summer Americunts
>>486834285If you kill, then you can stack her hand talisman with the regular winged sword talisman for more successive hits boost. This takes up 2 tali slots, but you get more damage in total. If you save her and pick the rotten winged one, you get the best talisman. But you can't stack it with the other winged talisman. It gives you the most bang for your buck.
Ranni and Tarnished are gonna return from their voyage to find that the Golden Order has been replaced with another fantasy version of Christianity and a lot more Godwyn faces.
>>486834537See >>486834549
>>486834694You're the one who's off-topic, sweety
Mohg will possess godwyns body in the sequel. All the power of godwyn with mohg behind it.
I can’t believe how badly they fucked up Enir-Ilim’s reveal.You burn tree, get a cutscene showing shadows vanishing revealing the upper tower. So far so good. But then you randomly teleport to outer wall which is extremely weird and doesn’t even show off the new area in a cinematic way. It’s so lame.What should’ve happened.> same burning cutscene > no teleportation > instead do a camera fly-through of lower Belurat, leading up to previously blocked door > player is expected to be smart enough to figure out where to goGo on, try it for yourself. Start at Dancing Lion and walk into Enir-Ilim, imagining like it’s your first playthrough.The build up of walking up stairs, finally entering the door, then riding elevator up, greeted by a extremely nice looking view of first Rise, and boom title card pops up. Then once inside room you get your first proper look at area when you step outside one of the 3 exits.It’s so well done that I am 100% sure this was original plan, and moronic playtesters were too low iq to figure out where to go after burning tree.Making dancing Lion mandatory would also be a good thing. Second to Messmer he’s the poster boy of DLC, and it wouldn’t prevent any exploration, since you could still deafeat Lion after burning tree. Only difference is that he would have to die before reaching final dungeon.How could they fuck this up so bad?
Millicent Blade of Tarnished
>>486834798who care about the reveal. Traversing it sucks. Playing there sucks. The enemies are boring. And the route is just upwards stairs and roofs.
>>486834480Females were a mistake.God should have stopped at Adam.But noooo, He HAD to create dumbness with tits.As a new Elden Lord I will fix it.Age of Maidenlessness it will be.
>>486834798you dont have to walk back up the stairs after you do all that that I haven't done yet? seems dumb. totally going to warp out and do that anyway.
>>486834867is that Kuro?
Are there no nox men?
>>486834957>Females were a mistake.>God should have stopped at Adam.>But noooo, He HAD to create dumbness with tits.that was our fault. Lilith was too much woman so we asked for blonde bimbos. calamity followed.huh, elden ring is just the book of genesis...
>>486835107You fight a bunch of priests anon, they are the ones with the putty hammers.
>>486834798the gayest part is you teleport 5 feetjust make an invisible bridge reveal itself or some kind of magical bridgefeels like a fanmod
>>486834285the best repeating attack talismans are from both of millicent's quest endings. help on 1st playthrough then kill her at windmill
>>486835107Nox monks are men.Swordstresses and Nigjt Maidans are female.
>>486835142Was the gloam eyed queen Lilith
>>486835107Monks are dudesNightmaidens and Swordladies are girls.
>>486834307>>486834480SHUT UP
>>486835279tfw no nightmaiden wife
>>486835492
>>486834480based
>>486830318Post more taunties being wrecked
>>486830096I don't even want to think about what the DLC could have been but definitely >>486831369
>>486835464Both versions of miquella can be true.
>>486830318glorious
I like ansbach a lot more than varre so far, probably cause he's bhernals VA unless im hearing things.finally getting the quests kicked off now I found thollierhowever, I clearly remember hornsent saying "if you find more crosses" than the map lists, and I have, and no new dialogue....
>>486835464His Age of Compassion involves everyone loving and being loved at the compromise of free will.What's a term for forcing some lovin' on someone?
>freyja has over 12,000 (twelve-thousand) hp on NG
Reminder that Miquella is a straight shota. His tree house is filled with tall women for him to have sex with.
>>486836359Sorry bucko but he's gay.
WHY DON'T PEOPLE LEVEL UP SKIBIDIAAAAAAAAHHHH I SHOULD NOT BE FIGHTING RADAHN IN A WORLD WHERE THE SKIBIDI LEVEL IS FUCKING 2!
Only straight incest is allowed
>error filesize is too large: 4.01mbok I guess I wont post screenshots
>>486836359Just because Leda wants it doesn't mean she gets it.
>>486836587These 2 are more like cousins than straight up siblings so it's ok
>>486836428Assuming all Needle Knights and Cleanrot Knights are female, we are talking about a total of 4 groups entirely made up of women. The argument of him being gay is because of Mohg and Radahn, 2 people. And he's the top in both cases. He's not gay at all.
>>486833487it triggers no one from /pol/ because anyone with even just an inkling of knowledge knows that objective morality was proved centuries ago
>DLC adds 1 new scythe>its shit and only obtained after beating itt-thanks
>>486836263>his age is just the age of rape
>>486836587I agree.
>>486836714Yes I remember when Miquella said he was "only a half-brother so it doesn't really count"
>>486836918it has great dex scaling
Name a single reason to play any build other than 54 STR 20 DEX. You have 15 seconds.Pro tip: there is no reason.
>>486836715It's really common for rulers to surround themselves with people they're not attracted to in order to think more clearly. Them all being female just meant he's less likely to get distracted as he is gay
>no fat-tailed crossbreed dragon wife optionMiyazaki is a hack
>>486836715>2 peopleAnd the only person he shows any care for is Radahn. He gay and a rapist too.He doesn't give a single fuck about Malenia.
>>486837038what an interesting image
Mike is only for guro.
is there a dump of all the dlc icons yet? at HIGH resolution, like the other pack, not ripped from fuckstralife.
This is the only way I know how to play anymore
I still find Messmer as a whole kind of hilarious>do my merry cleansing crusade for mom>get confined into the hidden lands>hundreds of years later lots of visitors all of a sudden>one is my brother who is like... willingly dumping his body all around the place? eh whatever>his fanclub is also going around, oh well>keep brooding in dark incel tower>random Tarnished comes in>OH NO YOU WON'T FUCK MY MOM DAMMIT>die
I’ll marry Zullie!F*ck you Ymir she’s my new mom!
ALRIGHT how about thisWe split miquella in halfGood boy miquella gets called miqqy, a cute nameRapist miquella gets called Mikey the name of a guy who's likely raped a brother or two
>>486837649Leave innocent Trina out of this. Mickey is a nasty person 100% believe me!
>>486837461natural evolution has turned reds into the rats they're suppose to be
Does someone have that image of Ranni playing with dolls
ALRIGHT how about thisWe split miquella in halfGood boy miquella gets called Trina, a cute nameRapist miquella gets called Miquella the name of a guy who's likely raped a brother or two
>>486837852This one?
>>486837581>Messmers racism for tarnished made him seethe so hard he released his serpent dooming himselflmao
>>486837445wish i was next....
Can you reach Raksha without going through the shadow keep?
>>486837103>>486837079you guys are wrong, ughh. this general is infested.
>>486838026just get someone to drop the shit for you
>>486833225I really like this picture becaise all indications are that Messmer doesn't have a problem with anyone in the DLC except us (and Hornsent but he's an asshole). He was probably cool with them waltzing through the Shadow Keep
>>486837649>>486837769New head canon. Miquella was a gay shotaTrina was a lesbian loliTrina was in love with malenia. Malenia was so loyal to Miquella because they were twin siblings and miquella's female half was her girlfriend
I dont get how Miquella becomes a God without an elden ring or outer God to host
>>486838119Sorry but Miguel a bad. Not good not good at all.
>>486838302the gate of divinity
>>486838119Anon miquella can be malenias cute gay brother. They can both have cute hijinks together. Miquella can come up with silly little schemes to get radahn to notice him. Malenia can help.
The forager brood bullshit in the DLC makes me think Fromsoft should start start putting in a tutorial note at the start of their games saying something like "friendly NPCs cannot be locked on to, so if you ever have any doubts whether a stranger is nice or not, try locking on first!"
>>486838202Answer the question
>>486838216Cut dialogue has Messmer mentioning Miquella warning him about the Tarnished before heading to the gate. You had a bullseye put on you the moment you entered the Shadow Lands.
>>486837457check the OP
>>486838421no nigger you cantign 10/10
>>486838429Where did you read this
based?
>>486838687I made it up.
Say what you will about the fight, his design is fucking SICK
>>486838302The Elden Ring is the Crucible, Miquella is closer to reach it than other gods. The plan of Marika is to use duos and love to reload the haligtree
>cant cast dragonflower bolt, can't use heart (mushroom not dragon) on this character anyway>gavel and ash will be separate NG rewardsoh boy I love convoluted quests with impossible solutions. fuck it IM going to drink the death juice, I have grown weary of life.
>>486838841Shame we can't deck Torrent in armor. Mitsubishi you had a chance to make horse armor dlc electric boogaloo 2 but you didn't
>Replaying the game after 2 years>Use a str build with frost claymore and misericord>Simply smash anything with claymore then switch to misericorde for almost instakillWhy do people shit on greatswords? I stunlock literally anything. Gonna swap to flamberge soon
>>486838429They also changed Messmer's voice to be less evil and more depressed and bored so you can't really trust older stuff on its own
>>486838841A shame he can’t walk anymore
>>486838637thanks I didnt know it had been added yet
>>486838840Ok, works for me
>>486838396Radahn is not cute.>>486838306Wrong again...
>>486839043literally nobody has ever said that greatswords are bad in pve
>>486838841Bro this artist drew Marika with CANNONS
Anybody actually use this shit? Especially for PvP?
>>486838026Sadly no, you need to beat the Hippo and then go down the waterway to access that part of the map
I will say something controversial. I like both versions of miquella, the cutsey boy who loves his sister and would go to great lengths to help her. And the gay yandere into brainwashing people who'd go to extreme lengths to make the target of his obsession his consort. Both are good, both can work together, and I still love miquella. No matter what I will always be on his side. I refuse to beat consort radahn, I did to prove I could, then reloaded my save and now I headcanon that my tarnished relented and miquella got his age. Good, evil, wholesome, depraved, I love miquella. I will always love miquella. No matter what he does I will be on his side. No matter what you post, no matter your memes, your jokes, your theories, I'll always go "based but only when miquella does it".
>>486838302I'm only confused about how I entered the land of shadow. I touched an arm and things went dark, suddenly I'm on a different continent. How long was I out?
>>486839486its over.
>>486836598Just convert it into a jpeg.
>>486839456I thought you could drop down to the main part of the castle from the church side.
>denied honorable death against the true son of Godfrey before the gates of Leyndell, instead sent packing to the ass end of nowhere as he was deemed not even worth killing, setting him and his armies up for defeat after defeat in Caelid via the Cleanrot Knights for the rest of the war>denied honorable death against other mightiest demigod due to a sword penetration being 1 inch too shallow, left to rot to death for 10 years of unending pain while eating your own dung>denied honorable death against five great warriors at the festival, instead revived as a chimera golem abomination and literally ass-raped by an emotionless husk of a twink >actual death is being shanked by the Tarnished solo in the ass end of nowhere, so thoroughly outclassed that even after trying to make it a 2v1 with a literal god on his back doing 99% of the work he still loses, thoroughly abandoned by his followers to the point the last remaining one is cheering for his ass rape, on a tower made of desiccated corpses with no one he even knows in the entire continent he's in, while the twink literally tops him; last sensation he feels is the twink creepily stroking his face was it an elaborate humiliation ritual
>>486839601how about increase your fucking 1990s file limit instead of making me do more thingshow about that? 4chan.
>>486839224He's cute by proxy. Miquella is cute and miquella loves radahn so radahn is cute. Their kids will be cute too, I'm certain malenia will be a good aunt to them. I'm certain they'll both support radahn while he's pregnant
>>486839452it's very helpful for radahn if your offense costs a lot of stamina
>>486837581Messmer is Ignatius J Riley
>>486837461HOLY SHIT IS THAT SKELETON MAN?SKELETON MAAAANSKELETON MAAAANSKELETON MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>486839452just use the new turtle neck craft
>>486839704you should be shot
>>486839224You can deny it all you want. Miguel is BAD
>>486839452Fingerprint shield + greatshield talisman + that + Marika's braid = Radahn B Gone
>>486838302the dlc's lore sucks and breaks the base game. Marika doesn't even need the Elden Ring.
>>486839594Cope. Miquella won. What'd he win? My heart and he hasn't let it go. I WILL ALWAYS BE TEAM MIQUELLA ALWAYS
Maybe Rykard had the right idea.
Making a Tree Guardian build focusing Dex/Fai. Is it better for my Sacred Blade Swordspear to have Keen or Sacred affinity?
>>486839629>10 yearsJerren says it's been centuries.
Since the Gate of Divinity was built on top of the tower meant to communicate with the divine, does that mean that becoming a god means getting blessed by the GW?Did Miquella actually talk to the big G in space while the fingers keep on wiggling without anyone talking to them?
>>486840149no and no
>>486839870
>>486840116jerren never gives a time but the banners in his arena from a pre-Aeonia battle still being there and the corpses not all having become skeletons indicates that it hasn't been that long.
>>486839792Miquella thanks malenia for helping deliver him his husband radahn. She would've been the maid of honor if she could come. The tarnished would've been the best man if he just obeyed miquella.
>three cheaters in one afternoon of co-oplmaoEAC what???
>play mmo>i am able to grind for hours and put a ton of effort if it means getting something what will increase my dps by 5%>play elden ring>never use golden vow because an 11% damage increase is not worth the effort that is changing weapons to cast itpsychologists, explain
>>486839930>Maybe Rykard had the right idea.Maybe Godskins had the right idea.
Does anyone ever use the rowa shit on torrent? Why in the fuck should lose time swapping to his food and back when I can just take a sippy and he gets healed too
>>486840231lol
>>486840351you're stupid
>>486840369From didn't think things through.If Torrent never got healed by the flask, then the rowa fruit would have seen more use.
>>486840351in an mmo you feel compelled to justify your monthly sub by subjecting yourself to brainnumbing autism
>>486840514They should have given the food poise boosting properties while on horse. Boom, all of a sudden Torrent is constantly fed like a pig 24/7
>>486840238Cope. He suffered centuries because everything about radahn is a humiliation ritual
>>486840369I completely forgot that's a thing. Would have been nice to use against those furnace golems because there were several moments where they only damaged Torrent and I spent flasks healing him while I was at full HP.
>>486840293>She would've been the maid of honor if she could come.
An order that would reject her is not an order worth fighting for.
We could duct tape Miquella?
>parrying RoB on the second flurry of the AoW
So pretty
>>486840231the FP shield meme is getting ridiculous now. miyazaki really fucked up with the ez mode on this one. the game is a joke now, difficulty-wise.
>took a week-long break>can't fucking recall where I left off>can't recall who's dead, alive, etc>CAN'T RECALL WHAT FUCKING SKIBBIDIS I PICKED UPA A A A A A A A A WHY ARE THERE 50 OF THESE FUCKERS
>>486841056..and throw him in the river
>>486841169No... not kind Miquella...
Weapons that scale with everything for a max level character? I thought Rellana's but they're shit, I hate dual weilding when you don't attack with both weapons at once.
>>486839452Considering how much stamina the Moonlight GS takes, y e a h . . .
>>486840809She would've looked cute dressed up. Miquella probably would've tossed the flowers specifically so she could catch it, stumble a bit, and have the tarnished help her up, Miquella winking at the two of them with a sly smile on his face before he rides off on leonard who's been resurrected as well.
>>486841142You don't need all of them. The returns diminish pretty hard by the last few
>>486841238Miquella the dumb
I have STR, ARC and INT, only enough in me for one more before I burn out. Full FAI or DEX, what’s more fun?
>>486840351Because in an MMO other people usually expect you to put in the effort to increase you DPS. Also 45 seconds isn't really that long, whereas a DPS increase in an MMO is usually a permanent fixture of your character or a buff that typically lasts minutes at a time (that sometimes isn't even your responsibility to maintain beyond reminding the half asleep Paladin to cast Blessing of Might again).
>Install Seamless, make new character>Can use CE to put together a build in 10 minutes and start invading>Still feel compelled to build the 'proper' wayWhy am I like this.
>>486829537Just block his attacks with a greatshield bro haha :)
Miquella is cute.
>>486841641Miquella the Stupid
Miquella the soggy
No but seriously why don't the Fire Knight weapon's innate fire damage reset frostbite?
>>486841993pls understand
>>486841817It's possible to transfer your vanilla saves to Seamless, if you didn't know.
>>486833225>cuck than godfreyH A R A M !We all know that Godfrey spent his days warring for Marika, fucking Marika and then knocking up Radagon hermaphrodite pussy.We all know that Radagon is just cuck-Marika and we all know that Radagon was the mother of Messmer and Melina.And when Marika put in her Phantom Pain-tier secret plan Godfrey knew of it, and for his return, she used her Godhood to self-cest mastur-impregnate a dynasty with herself and Rennala to create a lineup of mighty foes for him as a welcome back present, which we know he would've liked as the game makes mention of his grace vanishing when his last worthy foe is felled.THEREFORE, the entire crux of Elden Ring's story is a wife wanting to give her beloved husband what he wished, mighty opponents for him to kill.
fuck bluefags
Miquella the Kindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzSG-b9tqf8wtf...
I wanna microwave him like a hamster
>>486841817I am the same. But in my case I don't really mind the grind that much since I think it's relaxing even.I will still cheat in Larval Tears. There is no reason for this item to be run limited, from is retarded.
>>486834010>>486833998
>>486842151I did not know that. Thank you anon.
>>486842270I'm gonna commission artvof Rya cutting
>>486841407>ywn marry malenia>you malenia, and miquella will never revitalize the haligtree together(radahns there too)>you will never watch the joy on malenia's face knowing she's found love, has her brother back, and is cured of the rot>you will never spar with malenia while miquella watches with popcorn>you will never adopt millicent as your daughter and cure her of her affliction as well thanks to miquella >you will never give millicent brothers and sisters to make up for her rotted ones>you will never safeguard miquella along with malenia ensuring the age of compassion is an eternal age of joy and love ITS NOT FAIR
>>486842259You now remember the bug in Dark Souls 3 that let you respec infinitely on a single NG cycle.>>486842394No worries, just make sure you back up your save folder.
Doing a Faith/Faith heavy build and I’m noticing my weapon options are somewhat more limited than I’d like with 80 Faith and essential stats to the basic necessary thresholds. Would it be worth dropping to 70 Faith to give myself more points for STR/DEX or would I be giving up a significant amount of Faith damage even when it’s already that high?
>>486842458i really do wish we could side with Miquella, i dont care about the Morality of it, i just want to be able to side with a character i like, a characer that HAD an ending at one point before it was cut, shit sucks man...
>>486840963you forget the true words of the great Kenneth Haight? Servant to the true Order, and celebrated repudiator of the false? He claims:>Under the Erdtree, commingling with the demi-humans is made possible. >Even the vulgar shall not be left behind, under the rule of true Order. >Which is why I, Kenneth Haight, next in line as the rightful ruler of Limgrave, have sworn to uphold it! >Just you watch, my friend. Just you watch.I have no reason to doubt the reformed perfect order will welcome and find a place for the vulgar and unusual.
>>486842753Morality is a lie anyway.
aTE 4 ENERGY DRINKS BY RANNI I'M TWEAKING
Favorite theories? For me it's>The Tarnished main character is a demigod>Marika wanted to guide Godfrey all along to her because he was the one she truly loved>Radahn stopped the stars to protect Ranni and also to protect himself from Miquella's faggotry
>>486843048all of these are terrible
>>486842753I want to marry him
>>486842986>getting overcaffeinated with Ranni>thinking too fast to keep up appearances she reveals her silly side
>>486843048based
He knows this game like the back of his hand
>>486842538You could use the tear that gives 10 levels to FTH and stop at 70.But you could also use that slot for something like the Oil-Soaked tear.I have a 80 FTH build that can wield the Fire Knight Greatsword at 166.
>>486843137Nta but like I dint mind th egodfrey one
Parry on casting tools, good or bad idea?
>>486843220fair
>>486835739Here's a taunter group.They were cheesing the flowers below with ranged so I knocked them off and killed 1 with cannon of haima. I was about to head down there when I see one swap to Nanaya's Torch and the Taunter Tongue get turned off. So after that I waited. They resummoned there teammate down there and that's when this happened.
>>486842454Wow! She's just like me.
>>486843187Outplayed
>>486843284is it carian retaliation (spell) or carian retaliation (ash of war)
>>486843191I’ve been wanting to try the Oil Soaked Tear in invasions given how fire heavy my loadout is. I figure it’d be subtle enough and probably under utilized enough that you could catch a lot of people off guard with it.
>>486843187*teleports behind you*
>>486842212is that AI generated?
i will just leave it herehttps://x.com/tarnishamster/status/1636911819125301249
>>486843284As LE RANNIFAGU, I'd like this very much. Would make playing a spellblade more fun.
>>486843294Forgot my webm lmao
>>486842162We also see that the grace doesn't point you towards him but him towards you showing marika's preference, but not just that. We see how based all of godfreys' descendants are>Godwyn was the only demigod no one had anything negative to say about, even his killer(s) likely didn't dislike him. He also ended the war with the dragons, beat a fuckhuge one, befriended the dragons, and made one(likely fortisaxx) fall in love with him>Morgott is the least insane least retarded living demigod, just wants to protect his home and persecute omen for fun, was cured of his curse as a reward for his service in the end >Mohg was a blood cultist but was still a fair guy, allowed anyone of any standing in his cult if they were loyal and capable, was evil and crazy but a fun evil and crazy. Pre miquella mohg was based even post miquella mohg retained much of his basedness even through the mindrape >Nepheli is a noble warrior, a kind and honorable soul, wants nothing to do with genocide, and takes up her rightful place as ruler of limgrave with the great kenneth haight there to guide her along>the tarnished(maybe) objectively the strongest dude around that actually fights, beaten multiple gods, fought the mighty maliketh who made demigods piss themselves and fucking won, beat up the freshly god miquella and his husband, kicked the shit out of the elden beast and radagon. And the only one who could truly finally end godfey, his own progineyHell, he didn't even have to do anything and he practically stole one of radagons kids from him, radahn based most of his life on godfrey, even made sure his hair was done like his before he became miquella's elden lord, radahn even mimics godfreys stomps and miquella hops on his back like serosh did for godfrey. Godfrey fucking won
>>486843187What the hell is the point of DCing at a bonfireWhat's the fear?
>>486843570Ah, ladders and comets, a match made in heaven
All of the people talking about marrying fictional characters here are desperately lonely virgin incels, btw. Sure are a lot of them here...
>>486843284OP. Makes shields even more worthless.
>>486829537>long-ass combosHis longest combo is 5 hits and is telegraphed with a long start-up animation. One of them can easily be rolled, the other has such poor tracking that you can walk behind him and hit him the entire time. The majority of his attack strings are 1-3 hits.>variable timingsFalse, he has no conditional attacks, all the timings are consistent. You're just panic rolling and getting rollcaught.>9,000 healthEat your Scooby-Doo fragments.But most importantly, get filtered.
>>486843672me on the left
>>486843687how are shields worthless
>>486843187>Heh, hardswappers are so sweaty, imagine unironically doing it>*unplugs the cable at match speed when he's milliseconds away from losing*Jesus
The invasions where you win against a party who were right at the boss and chose to gank you instead are the best.
>>486843723See? There's one now!
>>486843751unplugging is just another tactic
I sure wonder why the Ringed Finger looks so similar to Rykard's hand!
hehehehe
>>486829537I'm really glad the DLC added more enemies that are an actual threat to retarded casuals like you
>>486842753>>486843145I don't even care about marrying him. Or malenia really. I don't care who miquella's consort is. It can be radahn, me, godwyn, malenia, hell he can marry marika for all I care. I just want to support him. I want to make him happy. I want to protect him. I want to serve him. Something about him just makes me want to serve him you know? Ensure his will is done.
>>486843496you know, it takes like 30 seconds to rip that shit off twitter and upload it to catboxhttps://files.catbox.moe/9jp1hd.mp4
>>486843596some kind of twisted pride
>>486843687>Makes shields even more worthless.shields are one of the strongest things in the entire game. shit like the dueling shields or FP shieldpoking have been proven to completely trivialize the game. but by all means: continue.
I had a dream I was invaded by poopa
>>486844065Malenia...
>>486843960Wtf this game is so easy you just spam thorns at everything an- ACK
>>486843574>Godfrey fucking wonY E SH E D I D !
>>486844065Leda...
Would Iji's mirror helm work against Miquella's charm?
>>486843687This guy is still operating on DaS3 logic.
>>486844210Miquella isnt an agent of the greater will so.. no
Did Messmer know Miquella visited Shadow Keep before his great rune was shattered? Did he personally let him in? Did he know Miquella was conniving with his mortal enemies the Hornsent?
>>486844065He's a fictional character, anon. Go support a real person, in real life.
>>486829537You wouldn't last a second in DeS
>>486844210It wards off the greater will specifically, and miquella was crafting needles that ward off outer gods similarly so like probably not
>>486839452It's a mandatory talisman on all of my melee builds.
>>486843904>I sure wonder why a hand looks so much like a hand!
>>486844280look mike really liked the design and they needed trailer bait. there is no more lorethat will be $39.99 + tip
>>486844280There is cut Messmer dialogue where he stated that Miquella warned him about you. Do with that what you will, nothing left about it in the final version tho. So i guess he just let himself in
>>486844448arigato gaijin
>>486844415why do i never see any streamers use it, then? they'll use FAP +2 but not chloranthy +3.
>>486844257"I was once an Empyrean. Of the demigods, only I, Miquella, and Malenia could claim that title. Each of us was chosen by our own Two Fingers, as a candidate to succeed Queen Marika, to become the new god of the coming age."
>>486844280Miquella showed up for 5 minutes, cut off his arm, and left it oncthe floor and left and Messmercwas like too baffled to do anything
It's hard to demonstrate how much better the game can look with just a little bit of modding help.https://imgsli.com/MjgwNjAxDLAA especially should be a standard in every game already, brings back so much detail in vegetation and textures that otherwise get lost with bad anti-aliasing methods.
>>486843672It's 4chan
WHEN IS THE PATCH?I want to see the nerfs so I can decide on what character to make.
>>486844623How do you use DLAA? Is it a ReShade plugin, or a mod?
>>486844623it just looks like the brightness is increased, I lower it to 1
>>486844748What patch? If the database was updated, it could be unironically two more weeks. At least that was the case back after launch.
>>486844529honestly to this day, moonrithylls greatsword is still what bothers me more than anything. even though its more minor, its a prime example of the pure fucking lazyness / lack of creativity / lack of giving a shit by fromsoftso many people would dream to be able to work at such a company as an artist, and design all types of beautiful weapons that could fill that slot, yet fromsoft literally just ctrl-c ctrlv's that shitjust insulting
>>486844760Changing the brightness doesn't fix the game's low contrast / dynamic range, and its own HDR settings leave something to be desired. Also a lot of areas that should be dark (caves, catacombs, etc.) are have a very high base light level for gameplay reasons - which completely invalidates the existence of the torch and lantern. Although both of these items look like shit and don't cast dynamic shadows.I used to turn it down to 1-3, now I just leave it at 5 and fix it myself.
>>486844529>that'll be 40 dollars
>>486845040People begged for a version of the troll knight's sword with a unique greatblade phalanx skill. They added it. Stop being such a fucking drama queen, faggot.>but they didn't make a unique model for itPeople specifically asked for a version of that sword with that skill. 2 weapons out of 103 are reskins. Literally 2, and they're both directly tied to their original counterparts.
>>486845040i'm more thoughtful on if this mindset is more effective with the butcher knife reskin or the greatsword.Then again, we saw this in the base game too. With all the soldier, common soldier and knight armors, along with some of the chainmail stuff. And the Prelate chest and Banished Chest + Head.
You guys have to admit there's something about miquella that makes you want to follow and obey him.
Did Godfrey get along with his first son.
>>486830274>The greatsword is the seal containing the frenzy inside him and blocking his connection the outer god. Removing it breaks the seal, and he's consumed by frenzyWrong. Enduring the endless pain caused by the sword was challenging and horrible but it was something he was capable of doing. The Sword wasn't sealing a damn thing. Midra giving up and realizing life isn't worth living and wanting to end his suffering by pulling his own head off is what allowed the Frenzied Flame to surge forth and manifest properly. Frenzied flame comes to those who believe life is meaningless or full of too much suffering and such to be worth living. When he pulls his own head off, he's finally giving up and ending his multi century frenzy flame edging session.
>>486844623My monitor is so shit I can't even tell what changes.
>>486845040>its a prime example of the pure fucking lazyness / lack of creativity / lack of giving a shit by fromsoftinvaders have been complaining about this aspect of the company for years now. it's nothing new.
>>486845409Awwwwwwwwwwwww
>>486830096Renalla.
Gaius would be my fav DLC boss if his charge attack wasn't actual cancer
>>486845815No. She's too mentally fragile. She may genuinely fucking die of grief seeing what happened to her son.
>>486845304Why not change the original's ash of war within the first week of the game after all the complaints? Its not like anyone on the fucking planet actually uses it. Would take a developer like, what, 10 minutes tops?But nah, theyd rather force people to pay for it, and use it to bloat their "over 100 new weapons!!!" advertising shtick. Fuck you for defending this shit, fromdrone.
>>486844759https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/4513You can install it as a ReShade addon
>>486845323True?
What builds are you guys invading with lately, and how has it been going for you? Currently loving the heavy great katana with piercing fang on it. God I love that weapon.
>>486845040I hope u riked the 99th Berserk reference!
>>486845409needs more godfrey daddy-ing
>>486843328Do you act like her and have a back like hers?
>>486845798Funny but I don't get it with elden ring
>>486845409yes but marika hated the sight of them
>>486846020>Why not change the original's ash of war within the first week of the game?On principle, you shouldn't make a change like permanently removing a skill from a weapon. I shouldn't have to explain to you why this is a bad idea. It should have initially been greatblade phalanx, but it wasn't, and you can't undo that because theoretically you'd be displeasing the players who actually want to use that weapon with troll's roar (even though no one does).>They'd rather force people to pay for itNow you're just being a disingenuous faggot. It's not like the DLC contains any other content, after all. Don't bother replying.
>>486845409Marika's cursed womb:Omen twinscursed twinsfire siblingsexception being GodwynRennala's blessed womb:Rykard, Radahn, RanniAfter seeing her other half's normal children, Marika thought she should try having children with herself.The Hornsent Grandam really cursed that strumpet
>>486846404>you beat radahn with a shield? pussy I beat him with only an ultra greatsword.
>>486845304>People specifically asked for a version of that sword with that skillF U C K I N GW H O ?AND WHY NOT JUST MAKE THE OG VERSION CAPABLE OF SWITCHING ASHES?
>>486846020>theyd rather force people to pay for itWe act like From is a Based™ developer that doesn't do gacha-tier p2w updates, but when they do shit like adding an incant that's discus + rings of light in one spell and better in every way...
>>486846195
>>486846526>The Hornsent Grandam really cursed that strumpetThats why she sent Messmer to cleanse them. You cant curse someone if you dont exist.
>>486846091Mage.It's very strong. I win most invasions easily. Biggest hit against another player has been a 1.8k and that was missing the 4% damage talisman.It's really fun when you actually get to have a fight. The mixups mage can do is pretty crazy.
>already encountering ganksquads in seamlessIts over.
>>486846526All of the carians were cursed mentally Rennala was mentally fragileRellana was a simpRanni was an autistic needRadahn was an obsessive fanboyRykard fed himself to a snake All of them were bad goldmask is truth
lol im getting so many free heals off this shit xDDD
>>486846769Goldmask was wrong about everything. JUSTICE FOR CORHYN
>lake of rothow to make this less painful without magic?
>>486846176Berserk fans are midwits sniffing farts and saying it smells like roses.Marika is the same as Rheas mother some whore addicted to fucking anything even nonhumanoids. Yet berserktards are quiet about this?
>>486846620if you had been here for more than a month you would have seen someone posting that piece of shit troll knight sword and farming replies from people mad that it didn't have that skill like every other week
>>486846424Okay, so why not just add another reskin into the game in a new random chest in carian manor or some shit, that has greatblade phalanx on it? So everyone can be happy and get what they want? Why did it instead take 2+ years, with a pricetag requirement?Go on. Give me a valid reason as to why the multibillion dollar triple-A company couldn't do that. Ill wait.
>>486846683>Godfrey went along with locking his kids up in the sewers>Art still depicts him as "the good parent"Lol
>>486846939you rush to the end while sipping flasks>>486846997stop lying
My headcanon is that godfrey was the lion of the hornsent prophecy there to save them. He was heavily imbued with crucible juice and was strong as fuck. Marika saw his wrestling moves, walked up to him, body slammed him hard enough to crumble buildings nearby, and he was in such shock he immediately kneeled and swore fielty towards her, making the hornsent seethe that she stole their messiah
I'm lvl64 with 13 hours played and I haven't even gotten a great rune yet, am i playing the game wrong?
if i'm 2 handing my weapon, is there really any point in getting any more than 55 STR ever?
>>486847032Because nobody cares but you. You will have exactly one Carian Themed Weapon that can take any AoW in your game and it will be a Thrusting Shield and you will LIKE IT.
>>486846939if you roll in the rot and get rotted on solid ground you get afflicted with a lesser version of the rot
>>486846764I think seamless co-op has about a week left before gankers start running CE scripts to instakill invaders>>486847032That valid reason is that you're being a whiny, pedantic loser. Grow up, get off the Internet, and get a grasp about what's actually worth getting this pathetically upset about in life.
So is Thiollier’s mask on his forehead and the dark gap in the hair near ther neck where he’s looking out, or does he just have alien proportions?
yikes r*ddit chud is back
>>486847205no, put those points somewhere else>>486847248>ad hominemnot a good look
>>486847070Yeah he didn't want to but marika started crying and went on a rant about how much she hated hornsent and omen and how much every one of them deserved to die. She was ranting for an entire day straight. He eventually relented and allowed her to lock them away, her mother's instinct slightly overpowering her genocidal racism for a second, but ensured they had a nice spacious part of the sewer to hang out in unlike the other omens
>>486846939Roll in the gunk, get out of the lake and let the buildup from being covered in rot proc the weaker version. And then run straight to the other exit while ignoring everything there's nothing of value in there.
>>486847145Post a picture of your map
>pointing out valid critisicms of the game = being a whiny pendantic loserdo fromdrones really think like this?
>>486846020>>486847032>>>/reddit/
>>486847145You're playing the game your way. If it allows for it, it can't be wrong.
>>486847508You aren't pointing out mistakes shitstain-kun. You're demanding they do official changes that suit your niche desires.
>>486844529wheres the tibia mariner and deathrite bird and marigga™ or the ancient dragons (and drakes) and tree sentinel and falling star beast
>>486846997>>486846620hi i made an edit when er came out and it was carian knight helmet with the sword and greatblade phalanx icon next to it and i pretty much complained about the ig sword having trolls roar instead of phalanx or a combo of the two every time colossal swords were discussed. im not at my pc rn so u can enjoy this instead
>>486845304>>486846424>>486847536>>486847248>>486847679So this is the power of /erg/....
Finally tried Giant Crusher. Damn, this is the epitome of strength. Two handed even without any buff, it's already good enough to block and guard counter lots of nasty things. Now to apply deflect tear and RKR.
>>486847070it's AU-godfreyfrom the universe where he grew some balls, became a man, kicked his white trash wife out and took care of his offspring as an admirable single parent
>>486846769Rennala was mindbroken through divorceRellana was a pedo going after her twin sisters's ex's sonRanni simped for the GEQ(Melina)Radahn had daddy issuesRykard did nothing wrong
>>486847868thats two people at most
>>486846020Hello. I'm in love with you. Please tell me you love me back.
>>486847070We don't know about how much power he had in ruling anyway. All of this is just based on the fact that he held his son.Which is a lot more than Gwyn did. Fromgames don't have that many good fathers>>486847915He should have taken them with him. Morgot and Mohg would have thrived in the badlands
>>486847915Poor Mohg.
>>486847915Godfrey's the white trash parent silly. Have you seen how he fights?
>Come to a dedicated thread of people who know what they're talking about because they obsessively play the game>Get BTFO and starts making shit up/v/edditsister...
https://x.com/TheSafeAnnaAnon/status/1814428042250596421
>>486847818this guy's telling the truth
>>486847804The fallingstar beast was when the DLC really lost for me for good.
>>486847070marika banished godfrey
>>486847967HeadcanonRennala was an authoritative bitch who ruined her own nation Rellana was indeed a pedo yesRanni is a fucking loser femcel whackjob that's all she is. She ruined everything because she'd rather sit around in her tower for centuries than do anything productive and the moment someone tells her to get a life she offs herselfRadahn was as creepy as miquella was Rykard ate people
>>486831416Renna is the third sister of the Three Sisters of Caria. She'll be guarding another red haired shota in the next DLC
Stop criticizing my favourite game developer.
>>486848295>Rellana was indeed a pedo yesBased.
Why is this faggot spamming deviantArt fanfiction tier of the parents. Are you ok? Your parents aren't coming back brother
>>486848272>an area near the end of the dlc is where it lost me
Is that... a reused asset? FromSoft, no, gaming itself is dead.>>486847145Not really, no.
>>486830096Jar Bairn
>>486846574Ohhh lol
>>486848389>abandoning her family and birthright because she didn't get to molested messmer as a kid so is trying to make up for lost time as an adult is based
>>486848272i couldnt get over rellana. the name alone did it but no cutscene no nothing no dialogue no faceinsulting
>>486848056>Morgot and Mohg would have thrived in the badlandseverything would be better than a fate of sewer ratwhat kind of whore parent does that?
>>486848421Yikes sister this isn't a good look for you..
>>486848510...okay, I'm taking back my based.
>>486848421That's all generals are after enough time elaspes post release. Just fucking obsessive smelly losers who would rather write greentext fanfic about shipping characters or incest smut and shit. Next patch will fix it for about 3 days but then after that expect a steady trend of degeneration of and bad quality.
>>486848421were stuck with these fags cause mike shit all over the base game then put in homosex at the end as his final fuck you
>>486848295>Rykard ate peoplebasedpure keto diet
>get the urge every so often to make a sneaky bandit that backstabs and uses crossbows and rapiers while looting a dungeon>about an hour into the run remember that a lot of enemies and bosses are just poise monster niggers and I am effectively tickling them with a toothpick and they have shitloads of non-parryable attacks>an unleveled GS/Colossal outperforms my +10 rapier just with Jump R2Fucking reeeee
>>486848149Not all white trash parents are bad. My dad wasn't abusive he'd just get drunk and fist fight the neighbors.
>>486848675Why do you reply to your own posts?
>>486848467>near the endYou have to fight zero (0) bosses in order to get there.
>mad rad does the aerial meteors>instead of doing the usual gap closer he just slowly walks up>does the undodgeable basic combo as soon an im in rangeThis game kills me
>>486843574>how to beat maliketh>just don't be a godbig think moment
>>486830096Why did the artist make her lightER skinned.
>>486848510>>486848612She's just dedicated. You WISH a woman loved you so much she abandoned everything, went to the afterlife with you to help you genocide hornjews for eternity. Rellana is the most loyal person in the lands between. Her and Malenia are beacons of loyalty
>>486843596he has a greatrun active
>>486848910You're here because no one loves you. Buy an ad faggot
>>486849065Stay mad
>>486843687>shields>worthless
>>486846939flame cleanse me is an incantation, not magic. it also costs like 12 faith so wtf are you doing without it?
>>486843570>this actually workedlol
>>486847248>I think seamless co-op has about a week left before gankers start running CE scripts to instakill invadersThe guy who made Seamless also made Blue Sentinel for Dark Souls 3. I'd imagine he'd implement something similar if it ever got too out of hand.
/dsg/ lost...
If you rolled against an enemy or boss you didn't beat the game. Prove me wrong. You can't.
fingerprint sissies eternally seething cause they know they had no other choice
>>486829537They have infinite poise because they take forever to land a hit that you can hit them twice before they launch their attack
>>486849528frfr
Is there any buff that's good for slow weapon? Almost all elemental things I know works much better with faster hit. The only buff I know that's the opposite is Determination/RKR
>>486849578>>486849742ROLLFAGS AND SHIEDFAGS BTFO
>>486846315It will be like a mystery to you, brave tarnished.
Brave Tarnished... thy Intelligence befits a crown.
>>486848514The name only bothered me because of those other things. The whole game is filled with names like that, but they're at least important characters (except maybe fukken Godefroy.) You'd think Rennala's fucking TWIN would get fleshed out more than a random npc enemy like Moongrum
>>4868302034/5 expose legs. Stop being a whore.
I'm not finding summons at SL150 for anything past Messmer, am I too underleveled or something? Are people going past 150 for PVP?
>>486848295Can you blame Rennala for going crazy? her husband left her for their God Queen, how can anyone compete with that?I sub to the idea that Ranni was forced to marry Godwyn so she brought destined death back, and Marika went crazy seeing her child die after ridding death from the Lands Between because of what the Hornsent did to her people.
>>486830203mixed set shitter
>>486849952He's just a pathetic coomer in the AGP pipeline. First he's playing as leggy waifu whores, next he's dressing up in his spare time and gooning to tranny porn. Eventually he 42%s and his parents bury him under his borth name
>>486850035I don't believe it because I don't wanna. I love you though *smooch*
some people are too horny
>>486831379After becoming elden lord or lord of star. Miquella address you as Lord of the old order.
>>486850137if that type b isn't chinese. Morgot isn't interested
>>486845815She would chimp out and try to kill you after seeing Radahn. Realizing she can't stop Miquella herself and knowing you're the one who brought her there to suffer. She was past this demigod shit.
>>486850008i did a test on my 90 at dancing lionat 90 there was no signs to summonat 100 still nothing110 there was only one125 and still only onewent to 190 and the whole floor was littered with themmost people are clinically overleveled, unironic rune buyers running around
>Invade Haligtree in Seamless>Spawn in the room where Millicent hangs out, after the Cleanrot Knight>Party is all there, they start swinging and spamming L2>See Millicent's ghost aggro on themDid I just inadvertently fuck up her questline for them? Please say yes.
The IP counter hasn't even gone past 2 digitsLol. Lmao even its the samefags erping general
Why does this game have prebuff rituals longer than most MMOs
>>486830274I believe that Midra was holding back the Flame of Frenzy BECAUSE of Nanaya. But then you show up and bully him so he finally snaps.
>>486850298Not if I rape and impregnate her. She'll be my wife ill give her new kids
>>486850386>IP counterAnon I....
>>486850372I guess they're getting the prosthesis
>>486850008>Make 150 build for arena >Queue for nothing for 5 minutes>Move over to my main 298 build>Instant matchWhy is this
>>486850008>Are people going past 150 for PVP?YES you retardI just got coop in Farum Azula at RL 180Normies aren't doing this "meta level" shit because they have sex
>>486849870You're gross
>>486850603No one plays on 125 or 150. Everyone plays 200+
>>486850372If she died yes, if she survived they can probably go to the church and ask for forgiveness
>>486850464I won't lie, her mindbroken state consistently is making me aroused the more I replay the game.
>>486850603Because even 150 is an artificial stopping point.
>>486850386>IP counter
Okay so I accidentally put this in the last thread , but basically east of fort faroth there is a bat lady with a hat ( like the one near makar) she is on a ledge overlooking radahn's arena , there's a normal-ass bat there and a miquella lily .
>>486850137This game probably has the most fujo pandering out of any Fromsoft game
>>486850884>>486850469I havent refreshed the website since before it was removed so that I can still see it
>>486850302Most of my normies friends went into the DLC on NG+X or whatever with their ''main''. In NG+ its not uncommon to get to RL200 or even above.
Patches should only exist to fix issues. There's absolutely nothing wrong with the first version's difficulty
>>486850929Thanks for telling us, anon.
>>486851037
>>486850137elden ring should have been a dating simall those waifusall those husbandossuch a waste(is there a japanese term for a porn where one of the characters is a monster-man? they have such a tidy and precise way of sorting porn into very specific kinks... )
>>486837581He's already had to deal with having stepdads that are possibly younger than him. He doesn't want to go through that humiliation again.
>>486841002I really wanted the emote of D's twin raising his sword in the sky and gloating about killing Fia.
>>486851087But he can't fix anything
>>486851294Varre is trans?
>>486846895Because it's funny anon, well done
>>486851087He's in the game to prank retards, what are you talking about?
>>486850635For several I have been a treasure worth going insane for so I guess your mileage may vary!
>>486851406nah, just a crossdresser serial killermen are easier to hunt when you wear a skirtfunny but true (don't ask me how i know)
>>486851569You're a rat
>>486846020>fromdrone>spacingkek
>>486829537Loving the DLC so far but I despise these pieces of shit. Their shoulder charge lets them glide 10 meters towards you in 3 frames even though the animation looks like they'd be doing it without moving at all.They are somehow harder than the NPC bosses and some of the fancier and bigger looking enemies in the DLC, it's definitely a balance problem, given their context it doesn't make sense for them to be so challenging.They didn't filter me mind you but I can still acknowledge there's a problem with them.They're harder than gwyn from DS1, to put it into perspective.
https://youtu.be/fSR-kQKQn5c?si=Xd79B17DmjpX2vBMM-Melina?
I have the staunch belief that the greater will is fromsoftware. It's created more universes than just the elden ring one. It creates a universe, gives it a few updates, throw in some balance changes, patches, then leaves to the next world. It's a meta reference to how they develop games.
>>486850137Need immediately more art of flustered Messmer while his snakes are all lovey with a girl tarnished. Those snakes were a godsend and a gift, thank you Miyazaki.
>need to farm blessed bone shards off enemies to get a big stockpile of blessed bone shards to make the golden vow consumablewhy the fuck do we get runes thrown at us like candy in the DLC with NOTHING to spend them on at vendors
>>486850137I can absolutely respect this but sex with men of such stature seems like it would be unpleasant.
>fire giants flame>frenzy flame>messmers flameare there any other fires i should know about?
>>486851691>They're harder than GywnCapra Demon from ds1 is harder than Gywn
>>486851691They're not that hard, just fight them a few times and you'll get a grasp on their moveset. Everything they do is telegraphed early, they have no fast "get off me" attack like runebears' shoulder charge so you can just reaction roll everything easily.
I can't beat Mohg. His dodge timings are unintuitive. I can't parry him and his second phase is beyond retarded. I barely damage him without bleed so I can't stop boosting his attack.
>>486851839Yeah they really didn't fucking learn. Shoulda just let us buy all the important shit. Now I'm gonna hafta CE more.
>>486851087He causes problems, not fix them
>>486851839You know Cheat Engine exists right?
>>486851839something something this is all your money will be worth in the afterlife something something
>>486851927build?,He goes down pretty easy with Bloodhound fang.
>>486837070because greatsword only requires 12 so you can start hero at 9 dex then wear the divine lion head and stack strength instead
>>486851913do these types of bestial/str buidls have a lot of faith?
>>486851883uhm you forgot ghostflame sis
>>486851856>would be unpleasant1. maybe that creature is a masochist2. MAGIC!3. small dicks?4. we really don't know how sex looks in Lands Between, every insane breeding option is possible
>>486851883Meow
>>486851641I am in fact a living legend.
>>486851718You only found out? This is what happens when rewrites occur at the last minute, dialogue like this is cut out completely because the devs don't want to hire the VA to record another acting session.
>>486851839Ginding inflates playtime and tricks players into sunk cost mentality.
>>486852176im outta here...
>>486851883there are like 17
I should still be able to play the base game without issue if I copied over my saves for Seamless, right? I just have to not transfer the Seamless saves to vanilla.
I'm the only one who actually wanted to fuck radahn and I feel like I've been cucked by miquella the game has been ruined for me what do I do?
>>486851856insane stomach bulges but still pleasurable because of magic or some shit
>>486837070sword too small
Who was in the wrong here?
>>486852046Melee140Blood Hookclaws +19. Also have Uchigatana +25 and Bolt of Gransax +10 but they suck in this fight.Don't even understand what to do during his 2nd phase.
>>486852443Correct, though you won't have any of the progress from your seamless save obviously. Your base game save should still be there as you left it.
>>486852565You just know that second guy got teabagged 10 years ago and he's still seething about it
>>486852520>your swordsmall >my swordbig
new to invasions in generalis it true that invasions boil down to 1-2 shotting people with an AoE magic or ash of warand that it's not very engaging since there is no back and forth fighting, you just hide behind mobs for 20 minutes and then kill the host in 1 button press?
>>486852520Convince me not to male a type b named renalala and have her be the missing third carian sister whos str int and wants to have lesbian sex with marika
>poison hand makes your gloves invisibledo all fist weapons do this? is there a mod to stop this from happening?
>>486852584Just for reference, how much health does Mohg have when he's done nihiling and phase 2 starts?
>>486852723tranimer
>>486852734All Carians are straight.
>>486850137CUTE
>>486852857Miquella made sure radahn wasn't
Still the titular undisputed king of "when is it my turn to attack"
>>486852838Go back
>>486852810>nihiling40-50%>phase 265-70%. I usually have a time to inflict one bleeding during nihiling
>>486852613Excellent, thanks anon.
>>486852723Chadnimer
>>486852838Stay
>>486852857Thats why she's missing and her name forgotten. She was banished for being a lesbian and was sent away with godfreys troops.
>>486852723You're fighting three people who collectively have 4x your flasks, 3x your consumables. Every time you deal damage to them but don't kill them you're essentially accomplishing NOTHING.
>>486852696i'm a grower not a shower
Can't play the game right now, can I put carian retaliation or any other special parry aow in a parrying dagger?
>>486837581Well, at least we fight a prime demigod with no bullshit attached which is nice
>the moment you walk into messmers room he calls you a dirty niggerpetty based ngl
>WORRY NOT, MY FAIR PRINCESS, OH MY FAIR MAIDEN HOSTCLITTY. IT IS I, MARVEL_ANIME_TRANSGENDER_RESPECTOR_69420 THAT SHALL DEFEND YOU FROM THIS EVIL, TRANSPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, FAR-RIGHT FASCIST INVADER CHUD>DO NOT SULLY YOUR HANDS MY MAIDEN FOR I SHALL BANISH THIS EVIL FUCKING NAZI TRUMP SUPPORTING CHUD GOD I FUCKING HATE HIM SO MUCH FROM OUR WORL-ACK
>tfw you agreed to your wife's Phantom Pain-tier plan>tfw you, thanks to her plan, are forced to take your Tarnished and yourself out of your home>tfw you're forced to abandon the children you loved for this>tfw you barely, if even that, saw them grow>tfw you hear tales of the beloved Godwyn, the brave Morgott, the odd Mohg, the ever-trying Godrick>tfw you finally return and you find them all dead>tfw you weren't there to protect them>tfw you find your own kin, your own Tarnished soldier, your own child>tfw said kin and soldier is the reason three of the four kids are dead>tfw Serosh can barely handle your rage at this point>tfw you're about ready to cover Leyndell's remains in enough blood to change it from The Golden City to The Red Ruins.
>>486853249It's really weird that the dlc established the word "drake" was essentially the N word for the lesser dragons.
>>486852613It's also possible to keep your progress from seamless by just getting rid of the modded items before renaming the save file back to vanilla.
>>486853330Your obsession with Trump and Biden is unhealthy.
>>486851927get GOOD
>>486853421He's Hispanic, it's like dbz to him.
>>486853462holy shit your build does 0 damage
>>486853361It would hurt more knowing your own descendant/descendant of your favored soldier was wholly intending to marry your wife or had married the woman who killed your son. It would be bittersweet being beaten by this guy. On one hand your blood is proven to be the mightiest once and for all, on the other, fuck this guy lmao
>>486853407is this real? that'd be real great but I thought the save file was permanently flagged once used in seamless or something
>>486851927Second phase?>>486853462lmao
>>486853642>marry your wifePretty hard to marry what is essentially a statue that has no life in it and is just the anchor for a bunch of fancy outer god amendments
I wish the snow witch was in the game. She could teach me more snow sorceries.
>>486853609+12 daggers please understand
What are /ERG/'s honest thoughts on type bs and type b players?
>>486853957that would require effort on fromsofts part
>>486854074>copypasted sliders>full set without helmetthey are all LAME
>>486854074they can both be equally good or bad, type A players usually look like clowns, type B usually look like type A
>>486853924Watch me. I'm marrying it and I'm raping it there's many holes in her I can use. Doesn't matter if she's dead. If it didn't stop miquella it's not stopping me.
>>486854074both a built for omen bastards
>>486848295>Rykard ate peopleIn fairness he mostly ate his own people, and his people really shitty people. I mean, revolting against the Golden Order isn't wrong in itself, because the Golden Order was kind of awful in a lot of ways, but the Recusants were just dicks about the whole thing.
>this is a rapist according to FROM
Is the rot rapier actually worth using? Yeah it procs rot but it does the low damage version and the weapon does pitiful damage
>>48685305670% for phase 2 is pretty bad. You should specialise your build more, like the blood talisman, multihit damage talisman/tear, cast a few buffs etc. get the shackle and maybe throw poison pots at the start or something. Do you have some bad stat spread where you're neither proccing bleed fast nor dealing respectable damage with the weapon itself?
>>486854440He actually looks like this. This is his ingame model. He's not cute or sexual in any way.
>>486854440he's so cute
>>486854440Forced consent is still consent.
>>486852105No, that's the point of bestial incantations. Getting access to incantations without investing heavily in FAI. Typically you want 25 for golden vow and then you're free to invest in more unga for your bunga.
>>486854301>I'm marrying it and I'm raping itYou really should stop watching porn, it's made you madder than Shabriri.
>>486854440its an allegory on how white people are evil, also evidenced by how they have replaced all the redheads in the game like popular media has been doing
>broadsword>square offLet me guess. You need MORE?
>>486854440
>>486853540What about Spaniards and dbz????
>>486853462based dagger GOD>>486853609your meek and feeble lowly desire for Big Numbers is borne out of the antivirtue that is impatience, you will never EVER be a dagger god
>>486854574>in elden ring you put the wedding ring on the right ring finger as seen with ranni>miquella has a ring on his right ring fingerRadahn consented. Radahn asked for it. Radahn wasn't raped. Radahn was a miquellafag
>>486854574You're not really supposed to see his face on the pre-godhood model. He's obviously intended to be quite beautiful. It is funny how he actually looks older there.
>>486854469isn't that still 16% or so of the boss hp, you can also just put bleed on it
>>486854574I always thought his sister was the hotter twin.
>>486854675yes
>>486843904Either a retcon or there is even more unknown lore connecting rykard to metyr. I’m calling it now, lorechuds will come up with some headcanon that vaguely links rykard to metyr to explain the retcon.
>>486853715As long as you don't have anything fishy in your inventory you should be fine. I renamed by save file back to vanilla and launched the game with ModEngine2 to make sure EAC was disabled and the game was in offline mode. Since seamless wasn't installed I lost all the modded items and could go back to vanilla just fine. Still haven't had any trouble when online.
>>486851927>>486852046>>486853462>>486853790How do I Mogh?>No Summons>No ranged hit an run>No bloodhound free dodges
>>486854440I wanna SPANK HIM>>486854574
>>486854950stop posting fan art
>>486854713Who's the animator? I've mostly quit hentai so I'm not familiar with the big names atm but my interest is piqued.
>>486854860the Miquella model in the cutscene seems to be the real old one they had for his cut ending and cutscene, so thats probably why it looks kinda rough when compared to his new god model.
>>486854483Ok, I will try to change talismans. My buff game isn't that strong but I will double check which Ashes and Incanations I have.>Do you have some bad stat spread where you're neither proccing bleed fast nor dealing respectable damage with the weapon itself?Don't know. But the only boss I have a problem with before was the Gargoyle Duo
>>486854074type b with a man's head
>>486854440how would miquella fell if i raped him instead? would he forgive me?
>>486855051https://x.com/TheSafeAnnaAnon/status/1814428042250596421
>>486854975Did you not watch my footage? Hit him with your big holy cock sword.
WHY ARE DRAGON COMMUNION SPELLS SO SHIT AS A COOPERATOR???THEY'RE NOT FP EFFICIENT AND 80% OF THEM HAVE LONG CAST TIMES AND NO HYPER ARMOR
>>486844046I still have no idea why I can consistently beat Gundyr but get my shit pushed in by his Horned Warrior clones.
does crystal burst ever get good or is it one of those where you need 80 int for it to do mediocre damage?(Unrelated picture because i can't find a single piece of art of the demi-human queens)
>>486854960>buy iron greatsword>look at description>Greatsword with a blade of unusually thick steel.
Now that the ashes have settled, how do we fix the fingers?
>>486855135Many thanks.
>>486854675Where the FUCK is the greatsword version we had back in DS3?
>>486851883BloodflameBlack flameGhost flame Magma
Is this what you guys desire?
Do those who live in death deserve golden rights?
>>486854635Its not porn. I've been into statues sense I went to a museum at 12. There's something about female statues that turns me on, even more than real women, I've had sex 3 times in my life, I wasn't attracted to those women as much as I was to the statues. I regularly scroll online jacking it to female statues its what I masturbate the most to. I have a minuture statues of venus i hotglue sometimes. Not all fetishes are caused by porn addiction but they're often made worse. I've been a statue fucker for a decade and a half now. I will rape statue marika.
>>486855145breath attacks are great in pve and pvp, yeah they're expensive what can you dodragonmaw is one of the best spells in the game, ridiculously high damage, literally infinite poisedragonclaw is alright, a little risky to use but it has a wide aoe and high poise damage so it can clear groups wellgreyoll is almost exclusively for pvp roll catches and mixups, in pve it just isn't worth the risk
>>486855165Steel is just iron with more carbon mixed in :^)
>Bayle isn’t a plasma shooting bionic dragonSuch a waste..
>>486855165Steel is refined iron bro
>>486852996Only thing I can think about seeing these cool models is that in the next game they should let us invade as monsters in the area
>>486854440suddenly i have this strange urge to want to become a rape victim
>>486855405uhh
>>486854440we don't really know HOW he lookedthat cutesy wee angelic lad persona could be an illusion he planted in everyone's mindin real life he could be ugly, fat, acne-ridden eternal edgy teenanger with bad body odor, greasy hair and week-day old underwearif you can convince everyone that you are insanely beautiful, why show your true face?
>>486855424Dragonmaw is the only one I find myself using and half the time the bosses are too busy chasing around the cowering host making me miss. Breaths can only do so much damage before I run out of blue flasks, especially in the dlc where the health bloat is unreal. Also hosts with no skibidi levels are another huge problem I run into
>>486855137Dodge R1? I can barely do any other thing.I can't wait for DLC bosses.
>>486855306The bastard sword? We've had that way before ds3
>invade 10 times @ RL 170>10 different ganks/grace duelistsYup. Show's over folks, now it's just dregs and remnants
>>486855405t. Pygmalion
>>486855145Yeah it sucks. You'll nuke bosses with Dragonmaw when playing solo but in coop you just tickle the boss. The only good communion incants in coop are the rot and frost breaths while someone else is distracting the boss.
>>486855382yes
I honestly hope FromSoft looks at the build data for pvp and incorporates more large humanoid bosses that have unique combinations of affinities and builds. Almost all of the large humanoid bosses are more fun to fight. Messmer and Rellana being the best examples in the dlc. But look at the mausoleum bosses. Blackgaol Knight would have been a great overworld boss if he were the size of Elemer and aesthetically wasn’t a ghost. Same with the others. Idk how From fumbled on that.
>>486855774I think he's talking about square-off.
rate my tarnished decided to be extra edgy>confessor loyal to the two fingers>arrives in the lands between confused and looking for guidance>eventually brought to the roundtable>"The fingers want you to put Godrick down">Ok! >kills Godrick and achieves lifetime dream of meeting the two fingers in person>kneels and shows great reverence>the two fingers speak>The Greater Will has long renounced the demigods. Tarnished, show no mercy. Have their heads. Take all they have left.>Ok! >Dedicates life to slaughtering the demigods>returns to Godrick's corpse and beheads and bleaches his skull>wears it to bring terror to the remaining demigods>huge axe to behead their remains>will probably go mad from the slaughter and fall to the frenzy flame by the end of the game
>start collecting all the legendary weapons>realize I have missed my chance to get Bolt of Gransax>mod my safe to get it>get the few rest I am missing>no achievementFUCK
>>486855405better than tiles, at least...
>>486855774The greatsword stance, dummy. We should have had that as an AoW in this game.
>>486855628You must understand what site you're on. I am going to rape statue marika I will cover her in cum it's good she's dead, i won't have to beat her down but if it came to it I would and I'd rape her right after I get harded than marble over female statues infact what's stopping me from turning other women into statues? Tell me that? Pidia/seluvis had the right idea, but the wrong result.
>>486851883>meow
>>486855972Then they would have to give him a real moveset.
>>486855405unfathomably based
>>486855669for bosses just use the regular ice and rot breaths to trigger the status effects, they do as much build-up as the "upgraded" named versions which is pretty dumbagheel and smarag are really strong against anything with a corresponding elemental weakness, such as erdtree avatars getting completely dumpstered by fire
>Sword Of Milos>the sword inside the spine has a Fire Knight-like aesthetic>H M M M M M M
>>486851927>>486854975carian retaliation timing is fairly easy against his blood drop move so that'll give you a bigger window to hit him. You just have to get used to his blood timings, get as robust as you can and if your damage is horrible you can cope with scarlet rot pots on his phase transition. If your AOW is too weak you actually have to fight his phase 2 which fucking sucks. get used to his blood spray dive combo which he'll spam at range, you might get an opening immediately after or after/during his next melee combo. if you can't L2 plow his ass you just have to learn the roll timings for his moveset, SORRY>>486853462thats some good stabbing boy, i'm proud of you
>>486854962Carians have a cathedral for one of Metyrs children. Giving the finger creepers jewelry woul just be ancient carian tradition.
>>486856272If a copy of something is inhibiting your ability to enjoy the real thing I really don't think that's based.
>>486855972And now that I think of it, literally every npc invader or humanoid boss would have been better if they were slightly larger than the play and weren’t shaded that ugly red color. Best examples being Vyke, Bernhal, and Elenora, but even the cannibal lady would’ve been 10x more kino if she were scaled up a bit and not shaded red.
>>486856178What are you talking about? I’m not saying he needs to have remembrance boss level complexity. How does making him slightly larger affect his existing moveset?
>>486855382no, I wanted a gangbang of 5 desert sorceresses
>>486855162heard people saying it's decent but yeah no just use anything else
Just starting a second playthrough and I actually felt like I was too strong until I came across Niall. He's not even terrible but I really just have no patience for taking out annoying minions before I can enjoy a boss so I'll fuck with this retard later.
help the left side of my right index finger is sore because of using the left stick with it while i swap spells
>>486854962>>486856393Metyr has a special blue child/sibling they made their own chapel for. They clearly revered them in some way, at least pre shattering. It's likely they put rings on them as decoration and rykard has so many rings on his own band to mimic/parody it
>Romina>Disgusting>shapeless pseudo-woman, looks like she's on HRT>Embodies rot (aka stagnation, death, the opposite of the feminine ideal)>Moveset consists of retarded anime flips and apparently being filled with helium>Both her boss weapon and spell are fucking dog shit>Zero lore, just stands in your way because Fromsoft wanted a dog shit rot swamp and boss to be mandatory to complete the DLC>Quelaag>Beautiful>Curvy and womanly, is unapologetically feminine>Embodies fire (civilization, life, birth, femininity)>Moveset is kino peak Dark Souls, challenging but fair, with a unique gimmick that even one of the best bosses in ER had to copy in lingering area denial>Powerful and important soul, the only downside is that the player has to choose between two amazing, top tier weapons when cashing her soul in.>A rich tapestry of lore interconnected with the deeper themes of the setting and a major faction within the world, with optional in-game lore drops that completely recontextualize her encounter and make her into a sympathetic figure.Reminder that the lore of Romina is the end result of putting Quelaag through woketrans DEI leftard filter.
>>486856393Okay, maybe lorechuds are onto something. I kneel.
>>486856707>no patience for taking out annoying minionsanother reason why INT is easy mode. You just walk up and sweep the trash with carian greatsword then move on
>>486856792I take back what I said. There is no retcon. I kneel, Lore-sama.
>>486856801Why the fuck is everything political to you? Why are you so obsessed?
>>486855632Miquella looked like >>486855382 he's actually a fat bastard rapist who rapes other men while controlling everyone into thinking he's a shota and later a femboy God. If you use his discarded rune fragment which can help you resist charms this is what you get.
Why isn't Rykard a redhead?
>>486856801I disagree but if all the vibrant pink rot assets in the dlc were reshaded or at least desaturated, it would be more aesthetically aligned.
>>486856907Yeah but I always found it a bit boring, STR is much more satisfying as a crutch for me and atm I'm experimenting with thrusting swords and katanas for variety's sake even though I don't know what I'm doing.
>>486857075Marika grew a futa cock and raped rennala. Rykard went insane because he learned he's the product of futa rape.
>>486856801How does xhe wear a tie
>>486857075I don't know why people are acting like there is overwhelming evidence for him being blond. One blondish-grey image from a spinoff manga doesn't have me convinced.
>>486856053That happens sometimes. Try putting them all in your stash and then bring them back to your inventory.
>>486856461Imagine an Elemer-sized Vyke with both madness and red lightning movesets. He could replace sewer Mohg and the game would be all the better for it.
I'm going to post a headcanon I have. Everytime we weren't on torrent, torrent was in the shadowlands being ridden by miquella. Everytime we summoned torrent miquella repeatedly faceplanted. His actual initial plan wasn't to discard his flesh, but once we he summoned torrent he was riding at full speed and slammed against a sharp rock cutting a chunk out of him, he then realized it didn't hurt and a funny little cross appeared over it so he started doing it out of boredom eventually incorporating it into his plan.
>>486857395Anon, if you look at his portraits without blood red Volcano Manor lighting they aren't redheaded either.
>>486857415Thanks. Just read that somewhere else and did it. Now, collecting the talismans will take a lot longer. I have only one of them. At least I can collect them all myself.
>>486857539Rykard had white hair like morgott. The hair colors are all alchemical (black, white, gold, and red).
Having 40 vigor at level 30 feels great, I love that I can use great runes in seamless invasions
>>486857819>K***ht Leda
>>486857696Godspeed. The same thing happened to me with the weapons when I had achievement notifications turned off. I tried putting them in my stash and removing them like 5 times before I noticed it had worked the first time.
>>486856635It affects all the hitboxes, for example horizontal swipes might start missing since npcs arent intended to be scaled up. Therefore they would need to update his whole moveset at which point just make a new boss.
Continue invading on my wizard and nuking hosts and phantoms easilyORMake a new faith character (never done faith before)
>>486857734Reddit headcanon
>>486857819how did you get 40? is that with the rune activated?
>>486855085Are you having any luck son?
What's being used to make WebMs nowadays?the last time I used WebM4Retards was around 6 years ago
should i rez mogh to give him the carian crusher on my int guy or try progressing to dancing lion and experience it as int?
>>486858223WebmForLazies is still good. Retards is a defunct branch because woke sadly but... Lazies is way better than the last version of retards.
>see people posting about seamless co-op invasions>they are all massively twinked fighting absolute trash players>they all have DLC gear and max potions/consumables>they are also runearc'd while the hosts are usually NOT rune arc'dSo are seamless invaders just completely shit players that need an insanely massive advantage?
>>486852723SometimesSome people aren't like that
>>486858223it's called webmforlazys now due to DEI and it works just as goodyou know someone is using it if it doesn't lag with 4chan's new player like pic
>>486857945I actually didn't know about the chest 90 hours in. I read things going there, but had no idea what it meant. Was not using these items anyway. The idea you can have all of the weapons with yourself, but also somehow there is a chest, crazy.
>>486858394Had no idea this could even happen.
>>486858325They're retards, like any and all Seamless/Convergence or whatever other mod players.
>>486858313ESLbro is here.Is retard considered as a slur?
>>486846091Mages got so much QoL with the DLC that its hard for me to enjoy playing anything else.Now I think I'll get some stuff for my lower level invaders.
>>486858594Yes but only by hypocritical retards. Literally every word for mentally disabled people can be used as a slur. Nobody wants to be retarded or compared to retards. Retard in Anglo countries is basically a step down from Tranny and that's a step down from Faggot. Faggot would lose you your job. Retard/Tranny would get you a citation and warning from HR.
>>486856461I said this all the time with Dark Souls 2. The vast majority of invaders should have been bosses.
>>486858594Kinda. It's not on the level of the N word or anything. If you used it to refer to someone with actual mental problems it would be considered a slur these days. If you're just talking about someone doing something stupid, most people don't care.
>>486846759Gravitational missile is just so good that it almost makes invasions boring.But I guess it's always fun to see a gank squad get ragdolled around by explosions.
>>486857395hair color is important
>>486858223ffmpeg or handbrake
>>486858013Ahh, I just imagined they would just have to adjust hitboxes and slow the speed of his attacks slightly to match his scale. But that makes sense. I know from is notorious for asset reuse, could they just give a large Blackgaol Knight the same greatsword moves as other large knights? He seems like the easiest fix. I just wish we had a larger than life Vyke lol
doing an axe only runjesus christ what happened to axes? they used to be perfectly viable weapons they are now useless
>>486858594you can say it on most normgroid sites and not get banned but if you put it in a software name its sure to rattle somebody who wants to start pulling out their yugioh deck of dissabilities
>>486858223webm for lazies. if you recorded in mkv use handbrake to format it to mp4 at about a 2k bitrate if the clip is less than 30 seconds, below that things get really crunchy. don't forget to uncheck the audio. if it's longer than 30 seconds after you do the 2k bit rate use da vinci resolve and export it under 2k bitrate, for whatever reason DV compresses things better than handbrake. for me mkvs don't really work in DV for some reason, if they do for you just use DV. hopefully you end up with a compressed mp4 at 8mb or less. now run it through webm for lazies. if your mp4 started higher than 8mb shit is going to get really fucking crunchy, for example this was 9.28 before getting run through webm for lazies
>>486858594MhmmWhat happens a lot in America is that there's a 'nice' medical term for it, then people call other people that as an insult to say that they're dumb, and so that word becomes a slur do they jnvent a new nice term.Retard used to be the medical term but became a slur
>>486858929>ffmpeg I'm surprised this isn't the first thing people recommend. Even I, a genuine retard, can use it.
>>486858594It depends. A decade ago, no. A few years ago, yes. But now it’s being renormalized via American comedians. Same with faggot. Comedians are desensitizing the nono words so they become more of a meme than a slur.
why do retard think frenzy flame as a restart. it's wiping everything clean.
>>486858223ffmpeg as always
>>486859000Works for me. You're the problem.
>>486859000hand axe has never been more oppressive
>>486857882no... they told me that was fixed....>>486858134radagon soreseal + godrick rune, bare minimum stats as confessor>>486858325anon, I'm using a +1 leda's sword and bare minimum stats to hold it, I do almost no damage and every other host is using a katana that bleeds me in 4 hitsI'm also only using golden seeds/sacred tears/talismans that you can get without killing any enemies or in stormveil, so I'm on the exact same level as a host, except he has 1 or 2 friendstry having fun
>>486859267because it was the frenzied flame that allowed life to exist, therefore the frenzied flame is fallible, and therefore life will happen again, like it or not
>>486856031cool story but you sound like an npc that will invade me in the late game and die then I will find out about your story through another npc or the description of the sword you will drop
>hornsent spams hyperarmor WA five times in a row without stopping
>>486859351The frenzied flame is just a tool to accelerate entropy. The One Great is just entropic soup. So in that sense yes there can be a restart in terms of probability like a fantasy Boltzman Brain, but it’s not guaranteed.
>>486859629if the frenzied flame is supposed to be a mary sue eternal thing that creates life and ends it is the beginning and the end and the alpha and the omega then yes, it has to make a compromise in that during an infinite timeline then the chance of life restarting is 100%
>>486859181Looks too similar to mpreg
>>486859331>uhh no because im using bare minimum stats>as he posts a video fighting 3 retards none of whom are using a rune arc>who are hitting you for what looks like 20-50's because of your massively high artificial level due to the rune arc you are usingKeep coping while you have a stupidly big advantage anon.
Why did they put so many ugly shaders over Scadu Altus? When I first got there, the skybox was normal and it looked beautiful. Then I rested at the site of grace and the skybox changed to this disgusting pule color. It’s way overdone.
>>486859443you rike?
>making new faith character>planning on using the Rakshasa armor set>was going to make a male>last invasion the host was wearing rakshasa set and was female>the armor gave her perfect curves making he waist look slim with nice curvy assUhhh should I just make a female? That set looks really nice on a woman.
>>486859787The frenzied flame is not a mary sue and doesn’t create anything. It’s more a mcguffin that has ultimate destruction powers. Once everything is melted away by frenzied flame, it ceases to exist. The One Great isn’t a mary sue either, it’s just fantasy-entropy.
>>486860425Rakshasa is a female, yea.
>>486859957ok, so I shouldn't use great runes because SOMETIMES there's a host that doesn't have one? I shouldn't use my upgraded flask because hosts don't always gather golden seeds/sacred tears? should I also lobotomize myself so that I don't have extra knowledge that they don't have? how far do you want to take this, idiot?
>>486856809It’s just a way of memorizing the game.>Ymir says the crucible comes from a rapture>deep underground lies the celestial rapture, full of giant bull tombs>in the real world underground cities are the food of the Tree>cosmos and sanctuariesWhat if hornsents were giants living close to the crucible rapture, in the Scadurealm? What if the shadow world is the ancient version of the world, the one holding the rapture/crucible as primary fuel (non stabilized form of the great will?)?What if Trina is the «real» one making gods by making you eternal dream? So that you enter the Scadurealm without being dead (living in death)?
>>486860486You can do whatever you want, but to say it's fair because "muh 3v1" when you have 3 times more HP than everyone else and do more damage than everyone else there and have more flasks than everyone else there and take substantially less damage than everyone else there is just a silly thing to say.
bi-annual reminder that red man bad
>>486860431the frenzied flame and the scarlet rot are the biggest mary sues in elden ringin fact they contradict each other because they have powers that could destroy each other but ofc they never interact
>>486860431The One Great is not entropy. The One Great is the monad, a primeval singularity of all the matter and souls that ever existed or will. Entropy is the law of regression and the yearning pull to collapse back into the One Great. The Frenzied flame is just a part of the One Great that resents being forced to exist and be seperate from the monad and wants to go back to not existing.
>>486860515I missed the Ymir dialogue, or at least, didn’t make the connection. No idea he mentioned the crucible. I’ll need to ruminate on this for a bit.
>invaded 5 times>2 of them were cheatingShit man. Have people actually figured out how to cheat without EAC finding out or are these guys gonna get banned eventually?As for what cheats they were using.One was using far more stats than he should have. Full Solitude, either the new Arc/Int Staff or the Int/Fth staff, far too much FP, max cast speed, etc. I'm assuming his stats were all 99 because I also dealt less damage to him than anyone else. Eventually killed him because he was terribleThe other one when I spawned in, used a grab attack like life drain fist, I then got teleported 50 metres through the ground to him, then fell to the ground, taking fall damage then he did it again. I just alt-f4'd here because I was permanently locked in getting grabbed and falling.
i hope the dlc2 is good
>>486861312People could always bypass EAC.How new are you?There were cheaters around for the whole of souls 3.
>>486860959Nothing like that was said, he's headcanoning. >Long ago, we began as stardust, born of a great rupture far across the skies. We, too, are children of the Greater Will. This is just the same shit Hyetta was outlining.>All that there is came from the One Great.>Then came fractures, and births, and souls. It's all just Gnostic Cosmology. Comic related: Gnostic Cosmology for dumbasses
holy shit wtf is wrong with dancing lion. every attack is covering whole screen. is 131 too low for this furry?
>>486861312>EACLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>486860687>when you have 3 times more HP than everyone elsethere are 3 of them>and do more damage than everyone else therenot enough to kill anyone in a single opening unless they are extremely stupid and mash R1 into me>have more flasks than everyone else thereI got them legitimately by killing tree spirit x2, margit, and godrick at level 30>and take substantially less damage than everyone elsethey can use great runes as welllook, here's a clip where I'm getting my ass kicked because of bloody slash and phantoms mixing up their timings, and then the samurai fucking kills himself from spamming bloody slash. was this "unfair" because he literally forgot to heal in between spamming L2? dumbass
frenzied flame good bro trust me
>>486861407>cheaters around for the whole of souls 3EAC wasn't in souls 3 you fucking muppet.
>>486861576Yes it was.
>>486860814You don’t know what a mary sue is. You keep using that term incorrectly. I don’t think Elden Ring even has a mary sue, but if anything, Ranni would fit that term better. >>486860864I see the distinction you’re making here and think you’re spot on. I think the frenzied flame wouldn’t be able to non-exist itself seeing as it’s an existing essence. I think the distinction between it and the One Great is that the frenzied flame would also regress everything back into one essence: the frenzied flame.
>>486861695I'm going to kill you
>>486861531You're still just coping anon.Listen champ, just play how you like, I'm just saying that to say you've properly nerfed yourself without going full twink is silly because you are already 99% twink.
>>486861797You can't because I have infinite HP enabled and disabled status effect build-up as well as levitate for ledges.
>>486861347>dlc2this wasn't the only dlc?
>>486861695>>486861576>>486861797>>486861898hmmm naruhodo... soka sokaa... subarashiii~~
>>486861898Ahh sorry anon, but I've just teleported behind you and backstabbed you and while I do that I've increased my animation speed which actually bypasses infinite health. I learnt that in my DS3 days.Which I'm pretty sure there was 0 anti-cheat since I could do whatever I wanted which was just use CE to kill cheaters.
>>486860785I want to impregnate Leda. for miquella of cource
>>486861839I'm asking YOUwhat do you want me to do to have a """fair""" invasion?
>>486862234Shit mate why do you even care about my opinion, just play how you find fun.
>twinkingnot a problem if you play at a REAL man's level (125 and above)
>>486862020Ratita...
>>486862124I still have honest merchant and blue sentinel installed on my dark souls 3 and I play online with it I don't think EAC exists for any souls game but elden ring, even afte
>Florissax and the dragon above her are the sameY/N?
>>486862380if you can't come up with fair rules for an invasion at low levels, why are you even speaking?
guys we are at page 8
>>486862940>>>/vg/gig is that way, champ
>Bayle is the oldest dragons>people think he isn’t a threatHe probably invented madness, being a dragon being mostly about fights and pain...
>>486862807No, the Sax surname is an ancient dragon only thing.
>>486862856>fair rules>non DLC gear unless you've actually made it to the DLC with your character and gotten that shit yourself (you haven't)>no rune arc (99% of players do not use them, I know this because of how much I've invaded, especially since you're invading people who haven't even managed to get the rune in the first place)Here's some basic shit. All you're doing is twinking and picking on literal retards as shown in your webms.But again, it's your game so just do whatever you find fun, but deep down the reason you seem to constantly reply to me is that you know you have a massive advantage.The rune arc alone is just such an insane buff.
If Elden Ring PVP is so good why it isn't a side event on EVO?
>>486863116Isn't madness a manifestation of primordial chaos and disorder? It probably predates everything in Elden Ring by eons.
RoB should never have gotten nerfed.
>>486858941I certainly wouldnt complain, they could even grab animations from older games if there are any that havent been used yet.
>>486863579s tier bait webm
>>486863314I just think you're absolutely insane for thinking a build with no bleed, no magic, no stunlock ashes of war, invading into a 1v3 suddenly becomes OP because I can use a great rune.point conceded. I'll try invading without one since I see it pretty rarely. you better kiss my fucking feet for killing theseheathens even without it
my m8 just gave me meth for free and its some actual fucking garbage jesus FUCK i cant sleep
>>486863795shoulda taken the weed instead, boi
>>486863742Just think about it like this.You're a RL 30. With Soreseal you're essentially a RL 50. With Rune Arc, now you're a RL 90.There's a reason invaders hate rune arc'd taunter duelists.But seriously anon. If you find it more enjoyable, do not listen to me. Play however you find fun. You should never listen to some dumb cunt on 4chan if it means you're forcing yourself into changing and ruining YOUR fun. That's the point of invading, to have fun.
>half of my invasions are hosts already in a boss fightwhat the fuck
>>486864052no, I want to prove I'm better than the disgusting shit eaters that are RL fucking 80 in stormveil with moonveils and bloodhound fangsIt's my game, and I'll drop a few points of vigor to meet my stat requirements if it makes the kill sweeter.If you want know the real treat here, I'm playing on the cracked version that uses Spacewar for networking, so the overwhelming majority of my invasions are chinese/russians/south americans with over 300 ping.
>>486864247>using soap afterwardsholy based
>>486860425>there's a difference in appearance when wearing armor in this game besides a bra stand-inHuh? Proof?
>>486863403Correct. >>486863116Bayle's the oldest DRAKE and it seems Drakes have crucible influence where Ancients don't. >>486861732>I think the frenzied flame wouldn’t be able to non-exist itself seeing as it’s an existing essence. I think the distinction between it and the One Great is that the frenzied flame would also regress everything back into one essence: the frenzied flame.This is a fair interpretation, especially given it's very malevolant attitude whenever given a mouthpiece but I dunno if it's fully accurate. Frenzy seems to just undo shit, not just assimilate it. It can burn away spirits themselves. It's trying to end disparity and pain by erasing all divisions [and everything else as a result] through all consuming flame.
>>486862227Yes, for Miquella!
What happens to the flame of frenzy after everything is burned to ash?
>>486865267I don't get that part about Marika and Rannala.
>going through DLC as wizard>summon because why not>invaded by player using Beast incantations, beast claws>full beast mode>poor guy runs into a deadend>summon 1 is spamming unending madness>summon 2 is spamming stormblade>i'm spamming gravitational missileMan this is fucked. Invaders have fucking 0 chance.
>>486865471There's nothing to burn and nothing exists anymore that could feel despair or pain so... It's gone too.
Does the damage from Poison Blooms Twice scale with anything other than the upgrade level of the weapon? From my testing I don't think that it does.
>>486865520I'm of the opinion that friendly fire would instantly balance invasions, but that would just lead to "epic troll" phantoms that bloodboon the host constantly
>>486865476Just remember who is the second personality of Marika.
>>486865623I don't think so.It is affected by the gear that boosts kicks like the bird legs and that one talisman
>>486865874What about giving invaders multiple different finger things that you could use.Like how Mohgs rune gives you the ability to buff enemies.Have one make it so for a little while phantoms can damage eachother. No targeting eachother, just turn on friendly fire for a little while.
>>486865476Some people like to think that Marika actually gave two shits about Rennala because her possible masculine counterpart fucked her.Ignoring the fact that she ordered Radagon back without warning, left her to wallow in her own delusions, did not try to rescue her from her imprisonment, and took her children away from her by making them demi-gods.
>>486865476my headcanon: that whole radagon shenanigans was just a way for marika to tap that aristocrat assmarika & rennala have the best vibes, real lady and the tramp story, university professor and white trash, you just know sparks are flying every time they fuck
>>486864958I think they're probably referring to that waist thing.Left is Male, Right is Female.Male the right one has too wide hips because of the waist thing, but on a petite female it looks like it gives the woman some nice curves. I definitely see what the guy is talking about.
>>486866518It's a nice headcanon, but>white trashWhat does that mean?
mister baker................please..........
CHAOS BAKE THE BREAD!!!!! CHAOS. BAKE. THE. BREAD. >>486866540>>486866540>>486866540
>>486866076I guarantee that would lead to massive bitching that their 99 Str Heavy guts sword Giant Hunt just accidentally killed their friendBrainless magic spam was always a problem in invasions, it's a real kick in the balls that carian retaliation still gets you hit 50% of the time
>>486866653CHAOS?
