Rizzing Up Cute femras Edition>Patch Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0ad1ca4bbafeb2ee244994bee15b3a74c0278e1d>Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshellshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources8>In-game Events>Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign (From July 2 to July 29)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/f40f92a83dec07cb7b1c34713e5193c1dd513731>Meetups• July 27, 7:00 PM EDT | Cuchulainn, Wolves' Den Pier, Top of the Ship | Casual CC Sync Meetup >>487358505 (Cross-thread)• July 28, 6:00 PM CDT | Sephirot, Tuliyollal Instance 1 (12.9, 15.5) | Tural Thread Throwdown >>485962949 • August 3, 4:00 PM EDT | Rafflesia, Gold Saucer, Mahjong Lounge | /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament >>486892289 Previous Thread: >>487818417
I love femezen so much it's unreal
I really like the arenas.
when do I get to show off my adventurer plate to the thread
femlala of darknessformy femlala of light
Confess.
>>487827601is that my homeboy runar
miera are made for femra
my catboyy
>>487827719You will not survive this.
>>487827719I'm a little shy about meeting new people in the game despite it being a baby MMO at times.
why don't they just increase hunt HP again
>meld>portrait breaks
>>487827719i love hrothgals even though i shitpost that they're bad. i'm hoping to astroturf people into not liking them so that there's more for me.
femra x middies
>>487827719I would consider being with another femlala as a femlala but we'd really need to get along quite well>>487827801{Great Nebula} {Heart of Corundum}
>>487827850femra x fiddie
>>487827764IDK probably, I found it on online booru somewhere.
>>487827719I dig the goonie
>>487827719
>>487827892>we'd really need to get along quite wellThat requires you to want to get to know them rather than just being accepting of the idea of it
>>487827719it's almost 2am and it's hot so I'm whiffing all my seiton tenchus as I melt into a puddle
>>487827719I swapped to goldsmith but didn't have the gear, so I was just standing there topless in booty shorts in front of everyone and I still don't have a shirt and I don't wanna buy one so I'm just gonna be topless until 90 ;_;
my femlala acts a little like this
I gotta get my crafters up man. Gathering is so much more fun but nobody else is gonna level these jobs.>>487827719Being hated gives me a sense of comfort so I like shitting on the race I play as until people join in
>>487827708I'd post mine but mods don't show up on adventure plates anymore
>>487827801my wife returns...
>>487827850I like this.t. femra
>>487827831They actually do, they scale with amount of people, but this scaling is actually capped, so when 300 retards come hit it, it's all the same.It makes me believe that Square is very in the dark on how the community interacts with hunts, I almost want to think they they believe the following:"Player found an A rank in the wild, surely they will shout it's location so all of the active players in the very much alive overworld of this map we carefully made and crafted will go and kill it!"
>>487827719I have become obsessed with leveling crafting, especially since I committed to the omni-crafter bit. The things I do to delay me playing Dawntrail. Y'know, that expansion I pre-ordered and have not interacted with for over a month. It's like I'll never feel prepared enough.
>>487827801KUHAHAHAHA{Living Dead}
>>487827801i ama meenaaddicted to the sensation
>>487827719Im close to getting all my DoH leveled to 100 and geared in a few hours but im not partaking in the crafting rush on the 30th
>>487827979sis that's a fiera
Post a screenshot of what you're doing in game right NOW
heckin did it
>>487827719I am about to go try to fall asleep while thinking about hugging my favorite hrothgal.
>>487828093
>>487827904>>487827719I'm a shy fiddie who wants a pretty and confident femra eb to take the lead
>>487828093Inventory cleaning
>>487828036I like you.t. middie
>>487828112>H3name a tuber who fell off harder
https://youtu.be/5qZay2znm8w?si=kZPa4pL6PGOriKF8
>>487827950You're right, and I don't really have anything to add to that assessmentSorry I was losing limbs to scavs in tarkov and didn't formulate that thought particularly well
>>487828158Same
bros I love femra
>>487828093Just finished the Stormblood weaver questline. Just taking a minute before I leave to appreciate the sights of Kugane.
I think its time I slept before I make more mistakes...
>>487828269Prove it
>>487827847what are you
>>487828271That mining helmet... makes you look like you have a really big head from where the ears are.
>>487828353Want to play the game?
>>487828093Turning in HQ items to my grandcompany to get a good chunk of exp for my DoH.
>>487828093replaying Heavensward
>>487828353How?
>>487828072Any advice for speeding things up?t. sitting in 50-60s with every crafter besides weaver in the 80s
crafting did not work out todayso this ugly dumbra spent her time gathering garlicnow she's much stinkier than usual, not goodbut she did find a lucky treasure mapso maybe a little good
>>487828360maliddie, of course
>>487827719A girl in my FC called me cute and I think she was being genuine but I still can't shake off the suspicion she was making fun of me.
>>487828093About to get SCH to 93 so I can spam Worqor Zormor
>>487827719I take lewd personal screenshots of my femezen and wish I had an eb to share them with.
Really fucking tired of these cringe transbians faggots on this fucking game. Female characters literally owe my male character sex. Yes, I'm a chud, and yes, TTD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qZay2znm8w
>>487828093very littlei am probably going to go work on my smeltery a little more while crafting and then pass out
>>487828191I got something you can clean right here!jk hello wife /pet
>>487828093same as it ever was
>>487828562My femra is male character only. Male characters that are my self insert golems that is
I went to ask a femra out but ended up accidentally having sex with her!?
>>487828580Hello wife, enjoy replaying HW
>>487827719I post about things I know my EB likes in the thread to see if he'll respond and see if he realizes it's me
>>487828656happens to me all the time
>>487828448Simple. Impreggnate the Akemi.
My malera needs your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
>>487828569metal concert gf
im horny and gay in ff14...
>>487828205I bet you say that to all femra...
>>487828562>TTDYou keep my beloved out of your mouth, chud
>>487828509I like these posts. They're cute
why would you play a game you hate?
Which one is the most fun monk reaper or viper?
>>487828715why?
>>487828715how original
male characters owe my catboy sex
>>487828742cute
>>487828473keep doin GC turn ins for a good boost of exp and when i was lvl from that lvl range i was in the firmament, made some good gil from some of the scrips.
>>487827850
>>487828269same bro>>487828353i'm well known for my fondness of femra, what should i do to prove it to you?
>>487828568kek
>>487828656meena hands
What's the best clothing aesthetic for female raen? Do I lean into the oriental or the princess-knight or yorha/military, or something else?
>>487828093fishin'
>>487828093Alliance roulette. I got alliance C so I can't help kill this boss
>>487828739thank you anonit's mostly just me trying to use gpose and maybe find a way to be creative with itbut i'm glad someone likes themi'll get better someday
>>487828676Amazing>>487828839They are meena hands…
I want to grief the cc meet tomorrow but I might not be able to make it
>>487828784I fucking laughed when I saw Barroth.
>>487828093waiting for my frontline to pop
>>487828921you're certainly on top of things
>>487828921very cute tail
>>487828784>vincent maleraOH MY GOD
>>487828907i'll grief it in your stead
>>487828548Holy moly that ass
>>487828910
>>487828843I think somewhat masculine aesthetics work best with how small and girly they look. Armors, suits, etc.
>>487829031Sex with Aru's femra
>>487828510my hrothgal would like you if you called yourself a middie
i'm treating the pain from my foot cramps as character development
>>487828873>>487828093I forgot my screenshot...
>>487828921/plap
>>487829031sex with aru and chi
>>487828784Tifa's kinda short here for a femroe.
>>487827601Hrothgay
>>487828813i feel like there’s something lewd at the bottom of this image
>>487829135and less ugly
>>487828652There are more trannies on your race than any other combined.
Anyone else in their 30sI'm 35
>>487828902Do those hands know how to paint, by chance?
>>487827719I impregnate femra
>>487829060erm aru's femra doesn't exist actually
>>487829209They can do a lot of things with the help of a well trained Adder.
I am a male middieWho no longer has a femra wife...
>>487829262as what?
>>487828093buying tome gear
>>487829205i have a confession anon... i'm 25
Where the fuck do i even get nightlife from? I've always just got the link from a partner like a lazy fuck.
>>487829165extremely lewd
>>487829410Hey man thanks for posting that gonna fucking kill myself
>>487829340Middie
>tfw no raider eb that I can craft and pentameld a full set of gear and consumables for on tuesday so he can go have fun kicking butt in savage while I cheer him on
>>487827948Based.
>>487829575>not joining eb in raidngmi sis
>>487829548you guys seem to be fond of making them mothers
>>487827719Although I don't hide the fact that I'm a gooner, a lot of my friends underestimate how many hours I'm up to no good around this time most nights
>>487828962yeah the table>>487828974ty>>487829109/slap
Is himcess x himcess love possible?
>>487829410ok maybe my mind was in the gutter
>>487829454my bad bro>>487829686nta but im fond of that and being lovey dovey with them
If I use Sonar and I killed like ARR-SB A ranks solo am I gonna get blisted. Do they keep track of that kind of stuff....
>>487828696
>>487829638I am not good enough for savage I just want to help them how I can
>>487829781Appal and Effy made it work for less than a year
>>487829575i had this and it was not nearly as nice as you might think
>>487829720
>>487829804they can smell you
>>487829804no anon nobody gives a shitnobody gets pinged for thosethe only courtesy you ever need to bother with is maybe saying in /sh its location and that you're going to kill it in 30 seconds, but even that is unnecessary
>>487829793>maybe80% of this denizens of this board can't go out without thinking something degenerate every 5 minutes.It's like you fags think being horny is a personality.
>don't mind wuk lamat as a character>think dungeons getting tougher isn't a bad thing>going to have to see discourse on my fucking twitter feed and this thread along with who said what and who's a fucking nigger and who's a fucking trannoid for the next two years>xivg doesn't have lulcows for world's first like /dg/ and tratto or dipshits to cause half their world's first group to get a ban fromdamn this game's making me wish I was still in /dg/ for once, amazing.here's hoping post patch gives the normies something else to chew on and discuss.
>>487828987The front's not half bad either.I really like my thighlander.
what is the common treasure map PF etiquette?
>>487829804yes, and i will be looking for you now that you outed yourself
>>487829967Ass worshipping this thighlander
>>487829984bring 3 maps, could be FFA [everyone rolls need] or loot goes to map owner, depending on what the PF says
>>487829858Really? How come?It seems like it would be comfy to craft with a purpose instead of just doing it for gil
>>487829919my bad
>>487829961going to have to see discourse on this thread along with who said what and who's a fucking nigger and who's a fucking trannoid for the next two yearsThis is all we do here, anon.
>dubfags insist english is the intended language>game is full of japanese isms and jokes that make no sense in english and usually have awkward replacementsmake it make sense
>>487830039do braaxskin maps really need 8 people or are they doable at lower amounts
>>487830020no....It was just one A-rank.........
>>487829967Not a fair comparison. Photo of the back was in normal clothes this is in revealing. Please submit equal photos of front and back for judging
>savage?>no I will be spamming treasure maps why do you ask?
>>487830101>>game is full of japanese isms and jokes that make no sense in english and usually have awkward replacementsname 5-10
>>487830101It's weird that you have such a big chip on your shoulder about this.
>>487829830Improving at doing harder content with your future EB is a wonderful bonding experience. As long as you are willing to try, you are good enough
me on the left
>>487830227crazy the two femezen are the cutest in the party
>>487830084yeah, was what I meant to also say in that postI know that's what you guys do, was what I saw the past two years/one year since I stayed out while I played ARR to EWwhile I don't care for the cheeseburger politics and "debbie said she likes x color of dicks" discussion, I can deal with it while I level jobs and DoL/DoH
Hrothgals?
before microplastics:I DONT WANT TO FARM GEMSTONES AAAAAAAAAAAHafter microplastics:hheyyyy anyone wanna do a fate train for gemstones? :))
>>487829961>He isn't doing content>He just sits in threads all day to talk about the game instead of playing itI pity you people sometimes. It must suck never playing the video game you say you do.
>>487830306Powerful Tail
>>487830306man they really overdid their arms and I don't get why. Yeah they should have been bigger than the other races, but not like 4x bigger. 2x would have been good.
>>487830346>>487830298
I am a femlalawho's rushing to max out my crafters so I can make gear for my friends ;_;i have wvr, leatherworker, carpenter, and blacksmith at 90which should i prioritize for making gear my friends might want most? this is my first expansion where i've been able to do this..
>>487830348>Hilda>shy and flusteredCompletely out of character. How do people come up with this shit?
NAFUCO-226-VAVUWO-221
>>487830306I need a hrothwife, bros.
>>487830403If they play melee you'll probably want BSM ARM and LTW
>>487830306Holy fucking moly, I need this in my life.
>>487830313I did notice that when I was grinding fates out this xpac, when the fuck did hunt train conductors started doing this cringe shit?Were they not getting enough attention since they all do secret trains privately on their worlds, even though the point of trains was so that the most people can get the most out of A rank hunts?
>>487830403armorer because only tanks matter
who here /FRU/ waiting room?
>>487830541Me, Eden's promise was my first Savage tier so an ultimate based on it has a lot of value to me, I plan to go super fucking hard on it if possible.
>>487830541if we got an actually interesting ultimate I wouldn't have unsubbed this expansion
I CAUGHT HER. What should I do next?
>>487830541got any tips how to pass the girls kissing phase
>>487830145I suppose to be equal I'd use the same outfit for the front then.
>>487827695*fights u*
>>487830624make her lick your glue stick
>>487830624pull on her ears
>>487827719i'm a sticky slimy veena
>>487830643Ass absolutely clears in my opinion but I’ve only seen a small handful of source material
>>487830631Ryne and Gaia are just friends.
>>487830704Holy moly, I know it's a golem but do you like F+
>>487830487>>487830460Thank you. Unfortunately my ARM is level 1... so I'll focus BSM/LTW.
>>487830704It's insane how hot the catgirls that SE makes.
>>487830376Their arms are okay-ish in vanilla. This body+awkward pose makes them look bigger also I forgot to apply proper scales when I took this picTheir real fuck up is absolutely UNHINGED, INSANE even scaling on clothes. All sleeves are like 2 times bigger then they should be.>>487830371>>487830436>>487830464Government doesn't want you to know but you can just pick up hrothgal in your nearest city and bring her home.
>>487827801i hope its a wildchargei'm going to rescue the other healer into it
>>487830306I agree wholeheartedly.
>>487830749who love going on dates and holding hands
>>487830763probably because they're not sameface limsacat retards like elk and towa
>>487830704Can we fight in the bed
>>487830165its just weebs popping off after getting shit on for 3 expacs
>>487830849>aims the knockback onto a bed
>>487830806Uhhhh hrothbros? What's going on here?
>>487830809>she doesn't have friendship kisses, friendship dates, friendship finger interlocking, or friendship facesitting cunnilingusYurifags are delusional, this is just what friends do
Catgirls are for femrasFiddies are for fieras
neet bpd eb to drop me cryptic messages just before they head to bed after keeping me up late so i'll be forced to think about it on a work night, ruining my sleep and focus the following morning whilst anxiously waiting for them to elaborate because i can no longer tell when it's a nothingburger or another one of their melties when they wake up past noon where?? FUCK
>>487830704I just double teamed this whore with honey b lovely.
>>487830793Does she like miera?
can ryne and gaia have babby
>>487831006commie femra might be up your alley
>>487830806this may be a bad time for a treat but its too late...
>>487831014>>487830763>>487830758the character data says she has a 100 bust
>>487831000where does this come from
>>487831029well zoraal ja managed to have a baby without a mommyI think it is possibleaether works in mysterious ways
>>487829781It works for a bit but then it becomes harder to disassociate the fact your eb is a grown ass man and you're only prison gay...
>>487831096pure facts and logic
>>487831112Would skull fuck
>>487830740Very true, this is why most of my outfits show it off.
>>487831112I see something
>>487831112genuinely one of the weirdest anons, i can't figure you out dude
>>487831112whatever
>>487830227Malera mog the fuck out of everyone jesus christ
>>487831006Is this a cry for help
>>487831176i cant either
>>487831006Thanks, I'll start doing that with my EB more often, it sounds fun
>>487831112SAVE ME NIGGERMAN AIEEEE
>>487831147Not even King Arthur could get my face out of that ass. So damn juicy. Very good looking
lizzort
>>487831217are you actually as big of a gooner as people claim? what are you looking to get out of the game, xivg, and the people you meet here
>>487831096thats kagami hiiragi from lucky star
>>487830624sending malerakeep her restrained
>>487831036>commienot into trannies.
>>487831295He's legitimately braindead. When people talk about posters who only think of cumming with other men they're talking about people like Zir.
>>487831284Does this lizzort like sunnies?
>>487830793May I save this image?
>>487831295primal pals are cool and i like funny things in game that's about it i used to erp and stuff a lot
>>487831284cute
bweeeeeea
>>487827719I shitpost here more than I play the game because I have a lot of dead time at work to shitpost but I don't have a good way to play the game or any other game to fill that time instead, and when I'm not working I'm sleeping and scraping a little time to do the rest of the shit that needs to get done. It's very frustrating and is the biggest reason why I've been so miserable lately, and I'm sorry for goofing around with a bunch of anons and not being able to interact in game, but I don't have a lot of other ways to pass the time.
>>487831205What mod for the body and greasy skin
>>487831367literally never had that kind of interaction with him though>>487831381that's not much but alright
>>487829869i never cared for Metallica. my mom's ex-husband's band was signed to Lars's label though, and that connection got me tickets to see and meet Mastodon and their manager Nick before he passed
>>487831284added
>>487831457>literally never had that kind of interaction with him thoughno one has
>>487831493literally no one says 'xaeladies' wtf
>>487831515so mostly people just make shit up about you because you post gooner style characters?
>>487831427I'll always love you jammies cat.
>>487831000all of those are for femlalas
>>487831205more
>>487831000Femra for my catgirl?
my xaelady enjoys a nicely cooked steak
>>487831442material edit the constants on body with penumbra (use a new/custom mod) a_mtrl and face fac_mtrl, set the effect to 42 and resize the tiling to 225x225 with 1.300 strengthbest way to do this is to grab the material using the "on screen" function
My only issue with nightclubs in this game is how absolutely dogshit every single DJ is. They are all unbelievably bad boring and talentless most of them can’t even be considered a DJ
>>487831616yes noob
Why did they make mablu so sexy
My malera
>>487831374Only cool ones>>487831384You too>>487831493There I am
>>487831660Aren't xiv "djs" just fags who make a playlist on youtube and then link it to cytube?
>>487831660>go to a nightclub>everyone is just standing doing an afk dance>nobody even talks because they are all there with friends and a group alreadyI don't get it... what am I suppose to do there?
>>487831718proof?
>>487829869>>487831464*makes a 9-minute long track with repetitive, unintelligible lyrics that are more spoken (with a fake gravelly voice) than sung**makes 300 more of them and they all sound identical to each other**and they're all shit*
>>487830313MeI need to get the EW gemstone mount to now...and who knows how many other items I missed...
>>487831703they kept her mask on
>>487831015you buns are into weird things like pegging.>>487831379You may
>>487831205mlmelmlmelllmmmnmmhgit's da sweat pheromone expansion
>>487831767>>487831660I really hope JP opens up for travel one day so y'all can experience the DJs who live-stream their mixing and shit, some of the live shows were pretty great while talking to friends in game
I gave fate leveling one attempt and got so bored to death that I went back to waiting 30 minutes in DF for dungeons to pop
Do you like my sci fi ish gunbreaker? Deciding between this head band or the modern baseball hat
just died in the normal raids
>>487831695weird
>>487831205People have gone way too over the top with oily skin these days.Everyone looks dirty and greasy.
>>487827719thinking of doing an erp session that has mpreg in it, honestly, but i'm too lazy to do it
>>487831905rope
>>487831515NTA but I always wanted to request some specific poses from you, but I'd have felt weird on a personal level because they'd clearly be designed for me to enjoy.
hi
>>487831619Thanks anon
My male midlander
just came. just came HARD all over my desk
I am a femlala who likes mahjong and femlalas
>>487831838why would a froth have pubes or a bikini line
>>487831838This bun is not into pegging. Actually rather vanilla for the most part.
>>487831427i like your posts a lotbut also>sprays cat with water in the shape of a star of david
>>487831865Oh shit it's clockwork for another 45 minutes LETSGOOOOOO
tfw you get honey'd
>>487831968Sphene is cute
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED, FORMERLY TO CHUCKS
>>487832023Can I clean your desk with my my mouth?
Uh oh, look who is my prae run
>https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/The_Wanderer%27s_Palace_(Hard)Why did they turn this dungeon into a literal expansion. What is so good about this dungeons lore that made them think we should have an expansion about Wuk Lamat and lizards
gripping Preebitz Depran's hair tightly by the roots and physically, emotionally, and sexually obliterating them until Preebitz Depran hold as much disdain for me as much as I hold disdain for Preebitz Depran
>>487831895that's just another cowboy
>>487832068Yes please.
>>487832160I didn't know you could sexually abuse hair roots, but alright
Do I have to play cc to get an eb?
>>487832252this is exactly why I'm going to destroy you
>>487832123hell is hot
>>487832045Oy vey
>>487832305yes but if you are too good you get thread enemies who mark you so be careful
>>487831796i think they just figured out how to make good entry-level metal
>>487832151There are only like 5 mamool ja characters in the entire expansion, it's almost entirely just hroths and some melodrama with the regular races.
>>487832324N-nyaa....
>>487832151Cause they made the same slop before and everybody slurped it up even though it was a bunch of filler
>>487832317You wrote it, you had full control over how you worded it>Absolutely fucking wrecked while learning a new jobThis HURTSCasters get the ROPE
>>487832068hot........ this is pretty much pheromone/smell-induced hypnosis so yeah this is my shit...
>>487830060Because you lose out on millions of gil and your reward for it is getting to watch someone else have fun, and if you think you're going to actually matter you're wrong. You'll get mocked if you even try to say you contributed to their clear.All being a crafter for my EB taught me was that if I wanted to get anything out of it I'd be better off making gear for myself and getting into PF.
>>487832160Peeshitz Diaperman
every expac, i just sink millions of gil into buying GC turn-ins to get all my crafters to level cap but never actually use them
Dawntrail is THE hypno expansion.
>>487832479So do all these old ARR dungeons actually tie in lore wise to this expansions at all? Otherwise what is the lore reason for reuse
>>487832151>>487832479Serious question, why are you people so bothered by continuity? Most people are happy about species having a consistent existence throughout the universe, it's only a select group of faggots that think that every enemy in existence needs to be an entirely unique being and shouldn't be allowed to be a single member of its species.
>>487832426that was a little mean admittedly, i'm just a prude
>>487832580>buying turn-insYour gatherers retard?
>>487831968>>487832069>>487832121SNEEEEEDLEESTEN TO ME
>>487832580same bro i just do gc turn ins for a few weeks and then do the quests and never touch them again for another 3 years
https://x.com/phxshift/status/1816535663489302535?t=IqE4jpszls-8qP9c9qE2tw&s=19
>>487832639I'm just fucking tired of fighting reskinned goobbues for the 9000th time.
>>487831790I lied
>>487832121>>487832692Boomer reference.
>>487832479my femra thinks she's bottom right (figuratvely, not literally a sin eater)
>>487832305Why do you want a PvP Femlala EB? Why not a normal femlala?
>>487832671i do that for gatherers tooi think i've crafted like 5 total things everi did do gathering for collectibles for my burger king crown, but only the bare minimum>>487832694based
>>487832659It's okay anon I probably shouldn't talk about eating cum in the general to be perfectly fair
>>487832068do you think her feet taste like honey?
Gm fk work
my WoL's type?sin eater women
>>487832580A person I'm acquainted with told me they do this and it's why their crafter and gatherers were maxed so soon after the early access launched. I don't understand why he does it when he never touched them in the first place or makes anything. Same goes for you, Anon... Why!
>>487832769Normal femlalas won't eb another femlala.......
death to all polycules and polykeks
>>487832883The PvP Femlalas like male characters, nonny...You want the normal femlalas who understand the importance of femlala x femala relations!
>>487830932Froths need to keep those middies warm.>>487831047We take those.
>>487832632I know Amdapor does, iirc Eden's from that civilization due to some cross-shard travel shenanigans>>487832639I'm not bothered by continuity, I just hate when it's used as a "omg guys look we remembered this old thing we made"Sin Eaters and Amdapori creations being linked didn't add to the world outside of the Sin Eaters being light aspected creatures
>>487832832What are you queuing for?
>>487832832Nobody gives a fuck.
>he lets other people make stuff for himrelying on others makes you weak. when they desert you, you'll be helpless
>>487832496Why couldn't I be born with his autism, mine is USELESS>>487832883I think you've got it backwards
>>487832880i like funny orange numbers on my character sheetalso i can pretend to be a crafter, people see my lodestone and just see 100s, they have no idea that i never use it
>>487832980>I just hate when it's used as a "omg guys look we remembered this old thing we made"This mentality only exists in your head, bro. You're the one attributing this shit shit to it.
>>487832998aglaia>487833012thanks for the (You)
>>487833029>he doesn't have a pet he has collared to make stuff and gather for himYou can go to Limsa right now and pick one up within 5min
>>487833198what is the point of doing stuff like this
Fellow male brothers, reply to me with whatever you have been wanting to post.
>>487833182I mean he is pretty good at PLD, to be fairThat BLM was allowed to freecast two games in a row and I hate it>>487833198Papi Chai!
>>487833270"community"
Do you need to penta meld your gear as a crafter to be able to craft the new stuff?
>>487833270god forbid people have fun
>>487833270>Ameko Taiyou: For this special round, we'll be giving away a Gong Cha x FFXIV Mount Code to the closest to 69 /random roller! Type /random and hit enter after I say "GO!" Remember, it's one entry per player! Good luck everybody!
So when are they adding content for people who don't raid because raiders are elitists
>>487833270cotrannity
>>487833230Erza is why I have a thing for red hair
>>487833226Ohhhh! How much exp does it give? I just go for the highest level dungeons and fate spam but have heard that is a good option too.
>>487832852
>>487833270niggas when they see people having fun
>>487833270people like talking to other people and hanging out in hubs
>>487833230its funny how I watched this whole series as a kid and didn't pick up on how many times Erza was put in a situation like this (or Winry got harapan'd, etc)>>487833357wow did I make this post too
>>487832151it's less wanderer's palace and more realizing they could still extract shit from FFXI's decaying corpse over and over and over. thankfully DT knocked out two FFXI expansions in one go so 8.0 and 9.0 can instead fall back on milking whatever is left of FFXII or FFXIII
>>487833270
>>487833380I love these cute licking anime girls.
>don't really feel like playing >boot up a macro to craft for me>watch something while ignoring any tells or mentions as the game jerks itself off for busy workYep, peak comfy. I love Dawntrail so much bros.
oi oi oi I thought the queues were supposed to be good
People hang out and talk in limsa = normal, okay, fun socialising People hang out and talk in clubs = bad, weird, gooners, freaks.Never change xivg
>>487832852didn't know the name of the cat I want to fuck was work but gm
>>487833198>Papa chaiSophia chads
>>487833565for me its instead of clubs its xivg
>>487833270Clinical depression
I kind of feel like I'm going out to Western Hightlands a lot over the course of leveling jobs to murder deepeyes. This game hates deepeyes, so many things demand their tears.
Am I crazy or can Midare be cancelled midway through a channel if it times out?
>>487833282I will impregnate Akemi Sanzo
>>487833565Bro thinks chatting in an adult setting is the same as talking in a major city
>>487832036>bikini lineblame whoever made bibo texture>pubes because pubes are hot duh!>>487832043I suppose a bun is fine too, then.
>>487833230I wish i had a red haired fiddie that i can collar like that
Fat Cat Fact #239Fat Cats can fit their body through surprisingly small spaces if they want to but they probably won’t bother unless there is some nice food is involved
nvm it was fast
>>487833654i'm like halflway through s2 and they want you to hate skylar so fucking bad its crazy
>>487833270Try making friends, Anon. Then you won't feel excluded, and then the sight of people having fun won't bother you.
>>487832305if you play cc you have less chance to get an EBif you don't have one going in you're legitimately perma NGMI >>487832934this is incorrect for some of them ackshually
>>487833705red hair doesn't look good in this game sadly
>>487833565Yes, and...? That's true.
The sunnie council deems you... unfit
>>487833712>there is some nice food is involved
>>487833282I don't deserve a relationship but at the same time I want a moonie wife (this is not an invitation)
>>487833565Last time I went to a club I added a woman on discord and she sent me pics of her hairy pussy. Was kinda hot.
>>487833669bro thinks people only sexpest in clubs
I’m convinced half of xivg is people that can’t afford a house or keep losing the lottery and use this as an excuse to shit on the club/private house function side of the game
>>487833705My red-haired fiddie would collar you instead.
>>487833776>this is incorrect for some of them ackshuallyExample?
all this work has made my femlala a little sweaty...
>>487828093logging in for mischief
>>487833364it's especially good on dps since the queue times aren't too badif you stack the azeyma earring, food and your fc buff it can get you like 3 fourths of a level
>>4878339251. me2. I'm not telling on anybody else but some of them
>>487833882I cannot afford a house but also the only time I went to a club someone sent a tell for me to get into a hot tub and I immediately logged out for the remainder of the night
>>487832852cringe futranny sexpest>>4878337912 trannies and a moonie
>>487833791the sunnie council acts like it has a choice in when or how it gets plapped
>>487833565Do both and not give a fuck, anon>>487833952Please reconsider
>>487833703>I suppose a bun is fine too, then. This bun is happy. >because pubes are hot duh!This bun is very happy.
>>487833964Cool that's lots more than I thought it would
>>487833882i have a large and think clubs are cringe
>>487833882>own a house>no point being there as no friends visit so you're all aloneWhy would having a house help?
>>487832934my pvp femlala likes male characters
I thought you DIED
>>487834021I heard this one loves male middies
>>487833831Sending a Fat Cat to eat that extra word
>>487834000>Please reconsiderI'm no Sophia and no, the other post from the other thread isn't me, It's from a stupid ass wabbit
>>487833791I am the sole member of the shadow sunnie sect... Besides fat cat who doesn't know he's on it too... We decree the council will be plapped
>>487832883What I want after a long day of CC matches is to fall into the arms of a tall, handsome EB as he brushes my hair and asks me when dinner's going to be ready.
Leveling alts from 51 to 71 is the most mindnumbing shit in existence.
>>487834067eets is just an aussie aren't theythey've got a real normalfag job iirc it's like an electrician or something
femra aren't for anybody they are the background characters of xiv
>>487834413based
SHADOW WIZARD MOONIE GANGWE LOVE CASTING MEOWS
>>487834325
>>487828093Gooning
>>487834021It would break their trust to give names sorry sisjust know that some pvp femlalas do indeed like other femlalasI won't ever EB anybody though hehehe
>>487834413bee-utiful!
Mooncoons
>>487834413How did they make the hot cat so hot then make such a fucking ugly honey bitch
What happened to that one femra
>>487834402What's a non normalfag job?
>>487834402Yeah but I don't see Eets around much, so it was nice to see even if they were FUCKING ANNOYING>>487834172The menacing one? Which rabbit is it
>>487834474that's a very large bee
>>487834539which one
>>487834539Everyone fanta'd off femra or unsubbed after DT ruined them
>>487834539Fanta
>>487834559It is a big bee.
anyone else take massive bong ripz from ur bong bef4 u q up 2 tje mew raids lol??im so fuickiong ripopes n zooted rtigjnt now holy FGIUCKL im fuckin just took like 3 fucking buds and smached them in and ripped im fuckin in outer space LOL i think I fed like 8mtiems in my last raif tjhe one with the fuhg whoi drinks an energy fdruink LOL fuckin guy drtnakm it up and oynched the robot thats funny af frfr aasdnywnanadslkj
>>487834680>begginfg
>>487834680Big with a capital Bee
>>487834662>after DT ruined them???Femra were some of the biggest winners in DT
>>487834538I might be at the pvp meetup you can find me there
>>487834735Oh thanks.I'm actually doing shit properly this time and using PSDs so I can just fix that.
>turn on /xivg/ radio >goon house>plapwave>nu ebinism>post ebinism>euromelt>prog rapemetal>non-standard line dance>veenasquirt>hardblush>rhythm & woobswhy do you guys have such weird tastes in music i don't get it
How the fuck do I give my character eyebags
>>487834743NTA but I knew it was you even with the silly hat
>>487834687I had a WoW raidlead who would audibly race the countdown timer for a pull with a bong-rip>>487834838>plap wave>euromeltI would absolutely be into these
Another episode of my co healer (pure healer) in the static does not even half of what i heal.One of many reasons why im gonna quit playing healer. Your fun is dependent on your co healer. How am i so unlucky? This is like 4th or 5th static i have been in where my co healer was shit. The last static he was a "good" healer but ego dps faggot so didnt heal either.Man healing SUCKS.
>>487834890you mean the ultra swag kino mega awesome hat <- true
>>487834838>/xivg/ radioLink?
>>487831112Whatever
>>487834939Just quit bro, we're playing DPS now
>>487835014damn that's some good goon stuff
>>487835014Ace.... what happened to you....
>>487834838>>non-standard line dancetoday my theory will be proven as FUCKED
>>487833712Needed my facts<3 haven't seen you the past few nights.
>>487833230How do I find an EB like this?
>>487835014Sex La'fay
btw nobody likes miera
>>487835034The problem with that is if you are looking for a static nobody ever looks for dps. I always look for hardcore-midhardcore statics
>>487835014Ace I already jerked off to you 3 times today... don't make me cum again I'm empty
>>487831112posting it ok oyasumi
>>487834939Healing is suffering and a big reason for it is the co healer for me too I fucking hate them more often then not. It's only in extremes or savage though otherwise I'm fine besides the rare roulette retard. Being a DPS main is a lot more fun I wish I did it sooner because I just do my rotation and don't worry about anything. If we wipe and it's not my fault I don't have a car from the world just throw me back in and start that timer.
>>487834942silly me, my mistake, sisterI should get one for myself at the meetup...
bros I still haven't done any of the extremes
>>487835218i do and that's what mattersthe envoys from the maliddie shadow council have granted us the knowledge of being Kenough
>>487828093I love the Praetorium
>>487835306Wanna?
>>487835306same bro
>>487835274Correction>Don't have a care in the world
>>487834593Food one
>>487835265for a second i thought you were AN
>>487835306I'll do them with you bro
>>487834939>>487835234if you've been through that many statics and your cohealer was bad in all of them have you considered that you may be the one who's lacking? doubly so if you're playing SGE since people rarely run double-pure
>>487835014>losing to Black Cat
Is there a autoplugin that makes it so you don't get kicked out?
>>487835467https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Eternita-S/MyDalamudPlugins/main/pluginmaster.jsonAntiAfkKick from this repo
>have titania, innocence, diamond gwibs>have hydaelyn and barbariccia lynxsHow difficult would it be to get the rest of these guys?
Will we get DC travel with the patch? Will EU and NA frens be able to do maps together?
>>487835463Dick sucking lips made for my sunnie
>>487835468testing
>>487835094>>487835254Glad you're enjoying it!>>487835114The femelezens corrupted me by locking me in a cupboard in the femelezen castle and forcing me to subsist on a diet on bread whilst only having lingerie magazines and watching the femelezens change into lewd outfits.>>487835179Anon McAnon>>487835463It was going to include Eutrope as well but poses with more than two people suck. Also Yaana is just so much more cuter IMO
Nobody unironically likes fiddies
>>487831112whatevs
I just noticed the OP says Endwalker
Any meltdowns?
>>487835457How does this make sense when im complaining about my co healers not healing? You mean my dps? Im still parsing 90s but when you breakdown healing done i always do around 70% of my co healer. More or more depends.
>>487835609EU and NA are able to do maps already since travel to 'stralia was never closed.
I can't believe we got a raid boss named after that stupid yanny/laurel meme from years ago
>>487835306>>487835393>>487835383>>487835441I'll come help teach a clear or two if yall wanna make a PF
>>487827719I enjoy Gpose and modding more than the actual game, I have been playing off and on since Shadowbringers came out and have only just beat HWand made hundreds of lewds
>>487831112
>>487835727>whilst only having lingerie magazines and watching the femelezens change into lewd outfits as entertainment.low int femra moment
>>487834838I only listen to steppegaze. R1a btw
>>487835819I'm on Crystal but can go Dynamis, just loading into a PVE Tarky raid
>>487835809Nobody wants to go there tho
>>48783579790s on what, normals?
>>487835764Ace is posting so stick around for the scheduled meltdowns about him posting lewd stuff
>>487835757>no 4chan>no xivngmi
>>487836005how frequently do you see people say 4chan ingame
>>487835274I had a taste of dps freedom when we did top clear. I was helping out some people and i played sam instead of healer. That was FUN i was free from my healer chains of pain. No care for nothing i do my rotation correctly we wipe and repeat. That was heaven
>>487835892My shits are whiter than you
>au ra>males are chasers>females are transWhy them?
>someone says something to me ingame about "the thread"instant blacklist
>>487835926based tarkov enjoyer I hope the wipe treats you well.
>>487836158Play one to understand
>>487835951I cleared every ultimate and im talking about savage if thats what ur asking. Who cares about normals? Im complaining right now because i have ptsd of that happening again and yes we did reclears on normals few days ago and the healing doesnt look good again..... So im worried
>>487835757I wish this stopped PF for showing. so I don't have to see any lbgt shit
>someone says something to me ingame about "the thread">instant whitelist
Would anyone be interested in fighting Extreme Zodiark?
>>487836172>Someone in a discord server, or worse my fucking DMs, talking about bullshit posted in the threadI love my friends but I really wish people would respect that if I wanted to know what was going on in the thread, I would have it open already.
>>487836205I'm playing PVE to scratch the itch, but seeing as Labs has opened up I suspect the new wipe is coming soon, so I'll probably put another month into live like I do in every wipe
>>487836172yeah some people ACTUALLY care about this threadcred shit its crazy
>>487836172
>>487836306Damn you're soft
>>487836158most asian coded race
>>487836127White poop is a sign of pancreatic disease btw
>>487836347Only if you give me sloppy toppy afterwards
>>487836005cant use 3 letters or less unforch>>487836306the worst is when it blocks the first 4 letters, no matter the word, "transfer", for example would get filtered
Miera fit
>viper has literally no utility and not even a single defensive move other than role actions, so the only thing you're ever doing is hitting the boss.>Is somehow the most fun class in the gameI don't understand.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1c1a16tUifUN09KoCgNx1EyOsk1HLYGm-b-q7lz6W8C4/edit?usp=sharingthoughts?
>>487836529virus link watch out
my meena has a big cwarrot but he's a soft faggy bottom...
>>487836529oh hell yeah free dolphin porn
>>487836158it's like how viera attracts feminine types - fags and bioholesau ra attracts those with incomprehensible unhinged energy
>>487836385Well, yeah, you kinda have to. A thread cred score of at least 6000 is mandatory if you want to be allowed to even think about ERPing or crystal charging with the higher tier ebins. Some ebins of eld are even bracketed up to 8- or 9000.
>>487836485I didn't say they're white
Why do all melee jobs play the exact same? Are the designers really so uncreative they can't make something unique? Like just make a job that does channeled attacks or SOMETHING different
>>487836529i regret opening this
>>487836518It's balanced out by being absolute dogshit in pvp
>>487836529MY EYES
>>487836663We know you didn't rajesh
>>487836529>41 pagesThe fuck is wrong with MMO players man for real>>487836664I mean... SAM gets a cast bar (and they hate it)
>>487836381>my pc does not like being in uldah and on streets of tarkov simultaneouslyI could have predicted that somehow
>>487836218When I first tried XIV I had just played Yakuza 0 so made a Male Ra mobster in U'dah, I nuked that character at around level 30 after actually meeting other Ra players.>still have his appearance saved in slot 1 to remind me.
>>487836518>I don't understand"utility" as it's defined in xiv isn't inherently funrpr's utility is fun because of the auditory feedback (the satisfying crunching noise when the shield breaks, the way the burst feels when you put out your buffs, etc). but utility that's literally just "tap a button, receive % dmg mitigation" is boring as hell. vpr is fast and flashy. that's all these jobs ever needed. mitigation should be given to healers instead.
>>487836615Holy moly
I am going to let my friends down in savage on tuesday...
>>487836529>that conclusion pagejaps are funny
hiiiii
>>487836598You like catboys?
The Minstrel's Ballad: Nidhogg's RaPe completion time: 1:34.
>>487836934Are you male or female
>>487836942bitch we have upgraded graphics
>>487837024male
>>487836942omggggg gurl did you not hear bout them upgraded grafixxx? this is such a bad look sis you better delete this
>>487836934I have promised to wipe my static repeatedlyI will not let them down
>>487836615>>487836932Nah, he's rightOnly lalas can even come close to the average femra's mental illness density and the mizzards aren't far behind
>>487835587Zodiark's Lynx is laughably easyAlso how the fuck did you get Barbie's Lynx? Bitch is stingy as fuck with them, even after the 7.01 update. 47 runs and I haven't even SEEN a flute.Yes, I really am that unlucky.
>>487836942hey cutie
>>487837187He ain't right about viera
>>487837416The cat sisters are top sexThe adult ones, obviously, I'm not ZT
>>487837416i hope black cat savage is fun
>>487828093passin out
>>487837089>>487837168no we dont its 2023>>487837398hehe hello
>>487837118sexo
Thinking about buying an actual pacifier for use during raid next week.
>>487828093im fucking rn
>>487837685I probably don't want to know the answer, butfor what fucking purpose, Anon?
>>487837720Language, young lady
>>487836910>actually meeting other Ra players.Any stories to share?
>>487837776sorry.....
>>487828093putting off doing my weekly M1-4 clears
>>487836529>That AppendixNigga what the fuck is wrong with raiders
>>487827719Stand back everyone! I´m fantablobbing!
>>487837464let me guess... soft faggy miera
>>487837945No, just a miera who wants to do content
>>487837783Nothing actually crazy, just seeing how creepy the males were, literally every interaction they had with anyone playing a fem character was in the hopes of something lewd and how they loved to hang about Ul'dah looking for newer playersAnd well, the femra speak for themselves, all are attention seeking autists, some deserve it being artists or great Gposers, but every last one of them is addicted to attention.
>>487837765I have a nervous tic where I constantly get the urge to be sucking on, chewing, or eating something.
If any of those anons who thought about the extremes are around, I got out so I'm happy to run em if you want>>487837901It's okay, tile-clacking brings out passion in people, sometimes for the worse /pet>>487837976Breaking into DS's house and clapping every time he synthesizes a recipe
>>487838243>sucking Well anon I have just the idea
>>487838243Oral fixation!Do you bite your nails at all when you're paying attention to something, chew on your fingers or pencils or anything?Are you diagnosed with ADHD?
>>487828093Working on it.
>>487828093standing around trying to decide what to do now that I finished DRG
>>487838256This door stays LOCKED
>>487838489That armor make characters look so thicc, it's magical
>>487838243That's leagues cleaner than I thought it was for. Thank you for only being a little weird, Anon.
>>487838604Open upI'm no longer asking
>>487837608sex with moonies
>>487836942you are forever basedbecause you got this referencehttps://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/487119870/#487125825
>>487838717Do not bang and clear the lalaboy
>>487838495>>487838595/pet /pet /pet I love hrothgals so much
Tired of trying to align shit with my party I'm just going to use my samurai skills whenever I feel like it
>>487838324No>>487838335I don't bite my nails but I do pick them and have since I was little. Otherwise no, but I do find myself unconsciously chewing on things sometimes, either the neck of my pajama shirt or something like a blanket if I'm in bed. I used to use gum but would never chew one piece for longer than a minute or two before swallowing it and getting another, especially for things like mentos, altoids, etc where they have a crunch at first.I am not, but I've never been tested.
>get shitposted>the second after it happens, anon, who is on my friend list but almost never talks to me, pings me ingame>"wow the thread's really coming after you huh?">same thing happens again several days latergosh i'm starting to wonder why only this particular friend seems to instantly notice and care about me getting shitposted!
>>487838057>My Boyfriends Woober (Unreal)
>>487838832you are the kill the nigga fast guy - however you gotta do it
My femra looks like she has the Oblivion town music on a constant loop in her head.
>xiv community when a NPC has anything that is exclusive to them and not shared with the player character
>>487838993My femlala looks like she has https://youtu.be/Ds14zhfHEvE on a constant loop in her head.
>>487838256ILL SHOWYOU MUY WOPRST SAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>487839014Let my casters wear armor
>>487838926His name? Albert Einstein
yeah but are you lalafellin or a lala-felon?
>>487838812Don't you tell me how to live my life, I thought that was my entire gimmickAlso that's a LalaMAN>>487839206DON'T DO IT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FORProbably
>>487838495>>487838595smooching both of these froths!
male
>>487839014give me the emotes yoship, i'll give you my shekels
>>487839292Ausfag, so bothWonder what that cat's doin
>>487839014Literally me after seeing transformed honey b lovely
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BENCH
>>487839348
>>487839348He looks so zesty he swims upstream in a dick to lay his eggs like a fucking slalmon
>>487839412lmfao
>>487839412same bro wassup||do you like femra||||that play mahjong||
hrothgals should be required to wear pants at all times
hrothgals should be required to wear plants at all times
>>487839503>discord spoilersEetswa...orRena...
>>487839503ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER IVE BEEN ROTTEDIGNOREMEFOREVER
Any updates? I curios how many players hop on femroth train.
I love my bunny :)
i should be able to farm hrothgals on my islandplant some froth seeds
Extreme Zodiark defeatedFrom which point of reference do the meteor showers rain down? I found it quite confusing
>>487839693get tigers
>>487839547I agree. I'm getting tired of all the uncomfortably hard erections they give me from walking around town without them.
>>487839453>>487839475I don't see it
>>487839679yummy
casts engorge on your wol
>>487839636
>>487839547
>>487839679can i touch your boobies
>>487839721>From which point of reference do the meteor showers rain down? I found it quite confusinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj72zqZakEalso hey grug nice seeing you
>>487839880good lord
I have this autistic thing where I need to explain why my characters like anything, why they prefer a certain weapon, why they develop a certain skill etc, they can't just want it.so, How do I give an in character reason for being into rimming? either giving or receiving?My first idea is maybe they're an Ul'dah gladiator and they make their opponents eat their ass after defeating them, feels like something the Ul'dah crowds would love
All miera are faggots who take it up the ass and nobody likes them
>>487839880holy moly
>>487839547not sure about all that
>>487839871Eets it is>>487840045Oh that's pretty cool worldbu-oh
>>487836956Yeah, they can be very cute!
>>487840153You have to world build your lewds too, if it's not canon it's not worth doing.
Is effy single and does she like sunnies
>>487840149I love you hrothgal
>someone asks if I use mare>I ask them what that is>if they tell me about it I ask them if they use it>if they say yes I tell them it's illegal and I have to report them>I blacklist them and report themJust doing my part
>>487839917Hi and thank you
>>487839547covering up the already fluffy legs just makes them sweaty...
hrothgals owe me sex
>>487840340That's the idea.
>>487840340that's sexy, though
>>487840308Udonge wouldn't be mean like that, I would know since I'm an Udonge-coded soft faggy meena
>>487840153erm... eets doesnt browse here anymore :3
>>487840414>>487840438Wanna huff my sweaty gooch? No? Yeah that's what I thought.
>>487840516YES YOU STUPID CAT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>487839547leg marks are sexo tho
xivg... i need your thiccest cats thighsbut only if they aren't going to die from cholesterol damage
>>487840516please
The most masculine mierda
>>487840340>>487840149>>487839880my wives
My gimmick? My WoL never wear pants
>>487840647sorry i fantad cause cats look kinda poopy
>>487839861cursed feet magic...
>>487840512Guh>>487840220To an extent, I agree, but it comes down to kink vs fetish
My femra thinks Elidibus is the peak of male attractiveness
Setting miera on fire and watching them burn to death as they realize they're going to hell for being faggots
>>487839721i finally made it to grug party :)
>>487840235Effy belongs to Azimborea now
>>487840871come find me
>>487839846Yummy Bunny>>487839903If you're on Primal, yes. Otherwise you have to wait for DC travel to open up.
How do I groom miera into changing into another race?
>>487841025Wait you could only be Eets thoughYou're not Ace or Iri, you're the only other ausfag femra I can think of off the top of my head
>>487838926>friend shitposts me>ask if it's him>"Uhhh no,,, that really hurts my feelings...">I don't really care>"No dude, this sucks, now if I stop, I mean, the shitposter stops, you'll think it's me. and if he keeps going you'll think it's me">almost explain how this is retarded to think but hold my tongue>the shitposting stopslol>month later>shitposting starts up again>ask if it's him>he has a huge meltdown>sarcastically asks me "Why would I ever be obsessed with you?">bluntly say "I don't know why you are, you're in love with me or something">gets extremely mad and blocks melol
>>487840887doing the lords work
>>487840235effy and i are dating (she doesnt know it yet) (im a malera btw)
>>487840235he's waiting for his chance to get back with appal
PLEASE stop making me want to jerk off to hrothgirls, I should be asleep right now.
>>487841241Based narcississy invents random people being obsessed with him in his head
How do I groom miera into being my femra's loyal husband?
>>487840676based
lammit-coded maliddie for my ardbert-coded femlala.....
>>487841230i could be
>>487840676ok uchiki
I hope all miera players get exposed for being pedorapists and nobody likes them anymore
>>487841565Once I'm out of this tarky raid I'm hunting you down
What makes someone become a schizo and shitpost others?
>>487841664Have you seen how sissy coded miera players are? If anything they'd be the ones getting raped
>>487841505That's the thing though he admitted that it was him the whole time before blocking me and saying I deserved it, not like it could have been anyone else when you use information nobody else knows
my femlala is buttfuck coded
>>487841757nothing better to do than seethe
>>487841428go to sleep
>>487840045Fetish researcher here (off-time hobby, not actual job title)Rimming as a fetish usually manifests due to two main sources: power dynamics and oral association. Anecdotal evidence has a high rate of both sides being victims of being force-fed as a child, also usually to break the "picky eater" habit.Also tends to have a near identical overlap in causes with those into mouth-spitting, but the two seem to be mutually exclusive for a reason I have yet to divine.Both, however, are also likely to enjoy sweat and scent- though those are extremely common fetishes, so that might be square rectangles.There's your /d/ lesson for today from professor Anonymous R. Etard.
>>487841802True, they're all about as masculine as a basketball American, disgusting freaks
>>487841241>>"No dude, this sucks, now if I stop, I mean, the shitposter stops, you'll think it's me. and if he keeps going you'll think it's me"Why would the shitposter know you had a private conversation with your friend? What a fucking retard lmao
>>487841842The one on the left owes my sunnie+ sex
>>487839679>>487841087fuck off you cringe tranny faggot
froth feet beans
>>487841087im on primal :)
>>487841884What about pregnancy/preggo? Tell us professor
>>487842009lol
>>4878415351. miera are wives, not husbands2. just leave a dildo under a cardboard box trap, you'll catch one in a minute
>>487842009Hi Kanchelle
>>487841884Thank you Professor, you hit the nail on the head there with oral and sweat too, so either you know your stuff, or you know me... lolthough in rp, an extremely picky eater would be a fun/silly character trait to give someone, so maybe I run with it, thanks!
>>487841753YAY
>>487842114Holy moly... Where do you wanna meet up?
My miera is Ben Franklinpilled and exclusively goes after milfs.
God I fucking hate mierda.
I like mierda
>>487842523You like cock too faggot
>>487842615gehwgeewfrffeehehehehe...
>>487842615Are you offering? That's gay bro.
>>487841884>Anecdotal evidence has a high rate of both sides being victims of being force-fed as a child, also usually to break the "picky eater" habit.>me with my intense anilingus and cunnilingus fetishes having a flashback to my parents forcing me to finish meals to the point that I would throw up
>>487841984Yeah there were a bunch of red flags like that
Maliddies fuck womenMhiggers fuck womenMalezen fuck nobodyLalaboys fuck girlsCatboys fuck womenMalera fuck womenHrothgar fuck menMierda get fucked by men like the disgusting pathetic pieces of shit they are
Do you reckon stockpiling orange gatherer scrips or crafter scrips is more valuable right now?
>>487827685FPBP
I like bunboys, from Miera to Mierz
>>487842997I like you as a friend
>>487842997You know for an ESL joke that's not too bad.
>>487841884What about facefucking and choking/oxygen deprivation by other means (see above), Professor Etard? Both receiving and giving.
>>487843074Thanks, frendo
>>487842853Absolutely assblasted these niggers at square made a chest wrap only to give it to a single DoH job.
Miera are made for the cuck chair!
>>487841884Now is this just for ERP?Because I love licking buttholes and sniffing ass in ERP because you just get to describe itBut I would probably throw up IRL because you actually have to smell and taste thingst. picky eater
>>487841884doc what does it mean if i like feet and getting bullied
newfag here what's the difference between miera and mierda
>>487842397up to you
>>487843198It’s just a pun.
How do I get femlalas to like me?
>>487843198I'm talking out of my ass here butMeirda = WeirdoThat's what they're trying to say, that they're weirdo's
>>487843170>But I would probably throw up IRL because you actually have to smell and taste thingsHave you ever actually done it though? Because it really doesn't taste like much if they are freshly cleaned (as they fucking should be). There might be a very faint musky aroma if it's not entirely overpowered by the soap they used to shower with.
Fk work going home
>>487843198one of those things is shit the other is shit in Español
>>487842118>Pregnancy/preggoAssuming by the former you mean a breeding kink, that came free with your human instincts. Usually exasperated from a strong connection to your family line, or no connection to your family line. Extremes are typical- think "pride of my forefathers!" level, or "I will raise mine to scorn my family." level.Assuming by the latter you mean the pregnancy itself, once again you have the "it came free with your human instincts" bit. Possibly related to the more primal "claim, reclaim, and reclaim my mate again" instincts. Definitely less intense than the former when it comes to feelings on family. There is another subset that have this fetish that's more related to mild-to-extreme inflation and orbfuckers, but those are a whole class of fetishes I'm still trying to understand the inner workings of. They're... something else.
so uhm ahh... mooners...
>>487842420Franklin was hagfucker and he's based as fuck for it>>487842348You don't show up in player search on any server, you're in an instance, aren't you.>>487842997Kek>>487841884I'd say you're not far off the mark. From my own anecdotal evidence and experience, Fetishes are usually created during formative experiences in somebodies growth, god knows my people pleasing behaviour is because I grew up learning to head off physical fights between my parents, so I got very good at reading people and trying to make sure they're happy
my femhroth kicks retarded miera in the chest
So the rest of the thread is just going to be Q and A with professor pervert, right? Am I reading the room correctly?
Grooming a miera to suicide
>>487843142no it is actually pure souljob and class exclusive gear is the last vestiges of soul this game has
>>487828093leveling reaper & trust
>the malera that got cucked by a miera is having another episodelmaoooo
>>487843405NTA but i def find pregnant women alot more attractive? is that just basic instict to protect a pregnant woman(no one specific)?
>>487843405Huh. Fair enough, interesting.
>>487843508Sex now
are you a villain loving female or a scion loving female
>>487843667How does a sissy bottom cuck anyone?
>my femlala bumbles into your room and wakes you up>she stumbles over something and falls on the floor, but miraculously preserves the plate>she stumbles and wobbles her way to your bedside and turns on your bedside lamp (the light burns your retinas and the first thing you see is her smile) >she forces the plate into your field of vision and smiles at you expectantlyLate night/early morning snack....Well...? Eat it...
>>487843760maybe...race/gender/do you like moonies
>>487843776I'm going to rape you
lust inducing crafter gear
>>487843813
>>487843838are those hot fries? I'd probably eat this just for those honestly
>>487843776no one here is female bro
>>487843895Retarded meme fetish like miera love
>>487843838Are those flaming hot cheetos, melted cheese in a tortilla?That looks sick as fuck and I'll take 4
moshi moshi anyone want to do expert and high level dungeon roulette on crystal right MEOW?
>>487843842Fiddie and I love catgirls so much it's unreal
>>487843234Griddy on Behemoth?
>>487843838I hate girl dinner.
>>487843838You should be more careful with your pictures, foodlala, I can see your vehicle VIN number back there.
>>487843516try again
I feel like I'm wasting time gathering without queueing for something. Is doing the highest level dungeon as DPS a good use for that? Or is there something else I could be grinding instead?
>>487844008Those are Andy Capp's Hot Fries in an MRE tortilla with MRE cheese spread.
>>487843952>>487844008That's right. Flaming hot cheetos, melted cheese, and a toasted torta..>>487844090It's not dinner! It's a snack! Now put it in your mouth... and eat it all...
>>487844026sure.
>>487844068uuoohhhh... rare fidder spotted...
Hermanos?
>>487844153I even went to your FC house to see if you had a room I could take a pic in while hunting you down lmao>>487844198I have no idea what an Andy Capp is, but it still looks extroadinarily edible>>487844204Yep, wife materia
is it possible to make a cute/good looking male midlander? i fucking despise being a male viera because of a lack of hats/any usable hats looking stupid with the ears sticking out/constant clipping
>>487843838*throws the plate at you*Bitch I ain't british
>>487844306yes helloi am an excalibro
>>487844306Que paso?
>>487844130This one was just a random pic I found online, but thanks for worrying about me~
>>487843405Anon I think you're forgetting one of the main draws of it being like, total domination/submission or to look at it in another way, conquering/being conquered
I FUCKING HATE MIERA HOLY SHIT
>>487843508you owe my sunnie+ sex.
>>487844306Lamia, Primal.
Leviathan, Primal.
>>487843882some of the profession sets look awesome on malerathere's a fishing gear one that's kinda sus with a slight tummy window though
>>487844087sure, sounds good to me
>>487844342>>487844362>>487844439GET ON THE GAME!
>>487844513Leviathan, Primal
>>487844338noyou come off as a creep no matter what you do
Dawntrail made me understand Zenos perspective.
>>487844306なんだ?
>>487844341*cries as it hits the wall behind me and shatters into a billion pieces*You're so mean...!
I woke up after having a dream of me in my lalaboy's body getting railed by a fulala againNow I'm rock hard
>>487844596but I am on the game..
>>487844338We don't want you on maliddie. Stay miera you scum.
not too long ago it was the maleras undergoing the same mistreatment for committing the crime of existing. stay strong MIERDAS the storm will pass
>>487844668It's so over
>>487844596I already am though
>>487844596I'm taking a break bro
>>487844306Ultros, Primal.
I Love Malera (Savage)
>>487844729Malera hate was a meme but we know how mierdas truly are.
>Midlander>Muscle slider: 100%
>>487844596heres nothing to do for me until savage drop, im bored of ex, ive already horded crafted materials for savage, i dont like leveling alts. honestly if they released the crafted shit last week then id have something to do....
>>487843080For both sides, it's a power dynamics thing. Unfortunately, those are extremely common, so it's really difficult to pinpoint causes. On a base physical level, to give it feels good, and gives a sense of power over your recipient. That sound means you can deny air to them at will. To receive, it's adrenaline heightening senses, making "things more intense." A loss of control can also play a large factor, but that's been about a 40-60 crapshoot, odds favor "do".>>487843170Usually, only in theory. Most fetishes are surprisingly only fun in fantasy, and I have heard more than a few stories of "tried it, not into it anymore." This fact REALLY screws with data, and can render weeks of research only somewhat correct.>>487843187Feet? The sex centers of the brain are close to the feet-controlling part of the brain. Common for wires to cross.Bullied? Inferiority complex. Don't let it get too bad, or you'll start looking at cuckshit. This isn't an insult, but an actual, genuine warning. I refuse to research into this area more, because cuckshit disgusts me more than I would be curious to know why they are that way.>>487843516>Fetishes are usually created during formative experiences in somebodies growthThe one thing that damn bastard Freud was right about.>>487843672Ayup. Something something protect offspring mammalian instinct. You see it in most common pets.>>487844382You're right, I am forgetting it. I'll be honest, I tend to forget obvious answers because I assume people already know them. There's a name for that phenomenon, but I'm blanking on it.
>>487844338i saw this on EC and thought he looked pretty okay, he can wear hats at least
>>487845043>bust slider 250%
>>487844554I'm there, on a bench
>>487844715>>487844789>>487844905>>487845051Here's something for us to do
>>487845161I gotta wait til reset for rolos, im all done
>>487844338I quite like my Midlander, they made the baby face look way better now it has a young adventurer vibe to it, think like Link, also has the best scars too.
>>487844947love you too kitten
>>487845161I already did mine anon...Try me again when they reset though!
>>487845309You look like you run trolleys for a living
>>487845087>Usually, only in theory. Most fetishes are surprisingly only fun in fantasyMight need to keep that in mind Mr Professor, I've kind of accepted this, but I'm kind of weird in that I can just ERP to do any weird fetish I want, then have normal sex (missionary/doggystyle/blowjob) IRLMost women I meet aren't even into the weird stuff besides just making you happy, so it's not really worth it My best example is armpits, loved sniffing my gfs armpits, but most normal people don't want that and view armpits as gross. Not really the same if they're just doing it to make you happy, instead of actually being into it too.
>>487845309That child face with those big shoulders and biceps gives some wierd sort of whiplash.
>>487845381Gotta make money somehow.
it's so fucking hot here that the stench from my sweaty balls is hitting my nose
>>487845908that's awesome dude
Soon.
>>487845161maybe at reset @ me, im too lazy to hop on now
>>487827719My femlala’s fc was talking about server travel and aether last night, and they all made fun of her when she brought up balmung too.
>>487845469Splitting the fine hairs is part of the fun of my research. When I specify "people with ___ fetish" I try very hard to separate them from the partner-pleasing. To use a specific anecdote, one subject I was using as a case study for watersports wrecked about three weeks of monitoring, questioning, and other sciency-sounding words for trying to figure out how he ticks because he tried it in real and decided "this was the worst idea I've ever had."Another fun thing is I have found that women tend to have quite a few fetishes, but because I'm not one of them, they are extremely reluctant to mention that they might have even one. It's a massive bottleneck in my research, really.So now that I'm remembering I'm on the ever-so-ban-happy /vg/, uh, Final Fantasy XIV. You'd be none too surprised I'm a Scholar main.
>>487830403I did it... whew! I'm all sweaty now.
>>487846589/clap
>>487845309>>487845624reminds me of that muscle asian guy meme that has like down syndrome or something
>>487846535You're also a catgirl
>>487846749Hey, now, that's just playing statistics to your advantage! That's the most common type of WoL! I'll be just a little impressed if you figured out if I'm a sunnie or a moonie first try, though.
Hi
>>487846634thank you, thank you~when my leve thingies come back, i'll finish off crp and do the others....
>>487846938sup little cucky
>>487847015He's the one who cucks people
>>487846934You're a sunnie
>>487847015Getting my coffee in, how are you doing fella
My femlala can’t afford to live in the nice part of the goblet, and went home home tonight to a bunch of biggers on the curb being questioned by the sultansworn.
>>487827601furry beastfucker astroturfing edition
new thread??? idiots??????
>>487847064You lost the gil toss, and now you must pay the price.Go play CC against a SCH-DRK combo.
>>487827719My femlala has DSL (the internet)((Not the lewd DSL))(((please help I can barely do anything online)))
Bunny butt
>>487845624this applies to every miera modbeast too
>>487847319Spot o' the ol' midlander/viera hybrid growing in your womb, ma'am?
At the end of the threadno one will noticethat I am a free-use femra...
>>487847415pass, I don't want to eat all of the eggs
Which body mods work on femhroth?
>>487847415>that I am an average femra...ftfy
>>487847395never say that again. in fact never post again period
>>487847319would bury my face into that cake
>>487847292Damn, You were more forthcoming with information and personal anecdotes than the average moonie experiences I've had, and you evoke a couple of people I'm familiar with who have also been Sunnies, so I hedged my bets on itThe catgirl guess wasn't a shot in the dark nor statistics, though. I mentioned earlier my ability to read people, and something about the way you phrase things and the punctuation you use made me think Miqo, especially over Elezen, though it briefly crossed my mind.>Sch-DRK in CCThat's not a punishment, being the only Melee on my team would be though
>>487847415noticed and on my way
>>487847582Tsk! People just cannot appreciate good sperm craftsmanship nowadays...
Why are femras so tiny compared to maleras
My femlala crawled into several strange man’s laps last night, but I was too drunk and they were too ESL for me to actually want to close the deal with them.
>>487847748Body dimorphism die to harem breeding culture.
>>487827719My avatarfagging gets many rapes and I can’t really tell if it’s a compliment or not but they still make me smile with a sort of sense of confusion
>>487847319>eb ringkill yourself ntr loving tranny
>>487847748You have two paths to go downEither males get pregnant or just have small members
I amRogging in
>>487844427say wht now
>>487847748Femra are stretchy
I crave attention
BUY MY CRAFTSMAN'S COMMAND MATERIA XII ON PRIMALNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>487847319cute feet
>>487848092Rape
>>487848020>Sees EB ring>Mind immediately jumps to NTRAnon...
>>487848048Cute hrothgal
>>487848051My sunnie+ is owed sex with your moonie
>>487848029Small penises are cute
>>487848185okay fine. *redeems*
>>487848229t-thanks, you too...
>>487847465You don't eat her eggs, silly, you inseminate them... Duh...>>487847537You should have more respect for femra! Other than my femra, that is, she doesn't deserve such things.>>487847690Thank you, I'm glad someone understands.
>>487848029>Either males get pregnant or just have small membersits both
>>487847656>a couple of people I'm familiar with who have also been SunniesAh, I'm also leveraging the fact that I am peak literalwho, nobody would recognize my moonie.'Tis fun to see that players of similar races have similar typing patterns, it's like a variation of the rule that You Can Tell A Lot About A Man By His Waifu.>That's not a punishmentdarn, everything I know about PvP comes from thread-complaints, so I assumed that was as painful as they say.
>>487848309I play femlala, I’m grateful for anything smaller than my torso
>>487848029There is no link between small females and small penises on males
It's almost end of the thread so no one will know I can bench 100lb
>>487848331pan my welsh wife...
>>487848535Good job
>>487848535HOLY SHITONE HUNDRED LIMIT BREAKS?!I THOUGHT THE LB4 IN SoS WAS MASSIVE.
>>487848535Is that good or bad?
>>487848331Does she like mierda
>>487848597On my way to the 225lb club>>487848651Mid
>>487848535on each side or total
>>487848048sex?
>>487848330DRK+DRG is Frontlines, Scholars are damage padders in FrontlinesCC is a different ballgameI did think I could try narrowing you down, but if you're a literal who, there's a good chance I can't.For the typing patterns, I think it's more a personality is drawn to a particular race or gimmick, therefore they end up feeling similar kinda deal. It'd be interesting if the race changed the style or thought process, but that'd be way more rare
>>487848696You’ll get there keep eating and training
>>487848535Do you like Malera?
>>487848535do you weigh like 40 pounds
>>487847319>bibo
>>487827719had a dream last night of my femlala in a cute, loving embrace with someone and I woke up yearning for the same thing. bros I think this thread ruined me
>>487848180He's whoring himself in /xivg/ you dumb cuck.
It's the end of the thread so no one will see that I love you :3
>>487848331Blow your fucking brains out tranny retard
>>487848331I think your fiddie and my fiddie should kiss
>>487847319>EB ringHey... wanna..?
>>487848774Yeah
is vpr in CC "bad" like CC pct in that you cant just pick it up and kill people with a wave of your hand like drg so bad players think it's weak or is it actually shit
>>487848940>////<
>>487848837That's just longing to be loved, anon. That can't be from this thread, that's something deeper in you yearning for acknowledgement
>>487848535Counting the bar or just the plates?
>>487849030it's actually unbelievably shit lmao. Do NOT pick this job unless you're trying to grief, it's irredeemable dogshit.
>>487848181Thank you>>487848728{maybe}
>>487849060yeah but there's other things that were conveniently not mentioned...but I understand, you're probably right
As the thread ends I a tired of pretending to be mean. I love you all no matter how gay or straight that sounds.
>>487849109do you like sunnie+
>>487848048I am going to yurirape this hrothgal with my moonie
>>487849069You supposed to count the bar?
hey anon..BOO!
>>487849160Wanting to be the femlala?It being with a race you're ashamed to admit you want to be with?
>>487848895You're the only one that jumped to that conclusion, anon
>>487849030its only good as a retard magnet
>>487849179I love you, too, anon.
>>487849179I dunno, I think we can get another good hundred posts out of this thread. I love you too, in the most platonic friendship way possible.
>>487849290You lift the bar at the same time, so yes, and different bars have different weights
>>487849290Idk, I've never really been sure on that. I think a standard olympic barbell weighs 45lb though, that extra weight is nothing to sneeze at.
>>487849418>>487849418>>487849418
>>487849179Thank you anon, I appreciate that. I love you guys too, a lot of you are nice people and strangely genuine. It can get wearying to see so much negativity when I'm browsing the thread, sometimes I forget it's all just jokes and shitposts.
>>487849323No that's what he's doing by posting himself looking like that.
>>487849290i dont think so no, pretty sure it's standard for the bar to be 45 lbs
>>487849194Yeah, I like every female>>487849204Not if I consent first...
>>487849307umm ... oh look the thread ended, sorry got to go...
There extending the dc travel bans. It’s fucking over for balmung
>>487849508It's okay, anon, I am also a femlala who would be their femlala if they could
>>487849602I wouldn’t being a woman would suck irl, completely dominated by biology. Being a midget too would compound it. Imagine just doing shit like opening doors as 2’10” Femlala.
>>487849468>IT'S HIS FAULT I IMEDIATELY THINK OF BLACK MEN FUCKING MY WIFE WHEN I SEE AN EB RING!!!
>>487849894You're the only one talking about black men.
>>487849030its a pretty good pressure job
>>487849835I do imagine it, that's why I write the way I do
>>487844335[10:26]You successfully attach a wife materia XII to the Ra'Kaznar Spriggan Frypan . 32 materia were lost in the process.
