The Bard That Was Promised EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>492686546
>>492769824reverse uno card rapes him
S x H together forever
>>492768771Actually though. I'm on my first playthrough and I unironically don't use 2 of my party members in battles. Shadowheart does nothing but throw water bottles and rez if someone goes down, but she can 1v4 with guardian spirits and melee attacks if she had to. Lae-zel is strong enough to solo entire fights but I use her as a distraction/shovebot. My sorc and Astarion do all the damageI'm normally very autistic about optimal strats but camp casting is pure pointless tedium. I would do it on a blind solo Honour run however
>https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524It's up.-seluneheart is now monogamous and will react negatively to you cheating on her-you can now convince shadowheart to kill Viconia with a restored cutscene-saving her parents is way easier, convincing her to kill her parents is now the hard check-deleted all retconned banter-fixed some angles in her sex scene
>>492769437Is there a more basic and pathetic fetish than cowtits?
>>492769513>tadpolesCan’t tell ya how to roleplay your character, anonIf anything, a necromancer would slurp down every tadpole they came across because it’s more POWAH
What's the whiner's favourite pizza topping?
>>492770136You are going to hell for being a faggot
>>492770008Modchads rise us
>>492770136Being a poopdick enjoyer
>>492770240Your piss
>>492770136>large but realistic breasts are a fetishI think you’re gay, anon
>>492770136Those are literally just some normal-sized boobas nglWith all the sexually-charged cringe ITG getting angry at that is p fucking pathetic
Frog.
>denying reality so hard that they have to modify the game to suit their delusional reality in their headslol
>>492770240>toppingMore like bottoming, judging by his catty behaviour
>>492770295Modhaters lost the moment Larian wanted players to give Laezel a mullet
>>492770008>-you can now convince shadowheart to kill Viconia with a restored cutscenethat's been fixed, you can convince her to kill Viconia without mods.
>>492770136Why are you gay?
so here i amwizardwarlock sorcererwhat the fuck do i choose? or maybe mash them together? multi classing isnt that fun by my opinion so now what?is wizard the one with uber magic missle spell at the end of the game?
>>492770450frogger's gate
>>492770457Need to see this scene but with Tav also looking like Halsin
Dadstarion is the best
>>492770536Viconia will be double dead then
>>492770457Let his face trigger the Shart cucks
>>492770457Lady Shar covers their eyes
>>492770008mod maker said he's putting in her monogamous act 1 banter too. what a king
>>492770661Now thats an idea
New player asks for advice. Gets told to install a mod (cheat) to improve the "immersion." Gets told to play the Dork Urge even though they didn't want a Chosen One type of narrative. Gets told to snort every tadpole like a line of coke, it's free power. Society.
>>492770592what exactly do you find fun?>is wizard the one with uber magic missle spell at the end of the game?yes, level 10 evocation wizard, adds your int modifier to each missile's damage
>>492770592Evocation wizard has “Uber magic Missile”>HOLY HECKARINO MY MISSILES DONT MISS XDWarlock is an Archer that gets sles>HOLY HECKARINO HUNGER OF HADAR AND ELDRITCH BLASTSorcerer is a Wizard that burns all of their resources within 2 fights and then begs to long rest and for their rogue to steal more scrolls because they’re useless>HOLY HECKARINO FOUR CHAIN LIGHTNINGS AHHHH NO SAVE ME FIGHTER-SAMA
>>492770961He's also restoring cut dialogue lines and might also work on other companions, this mod is going to be a must have in the future
>>492770457I mean Larian sabotaged her character on purpose so what's wrong with modders fixing her?
>>492771053versatility but also uber dmg, it seems i cant have both
You look like you could use some company
>>492771143I can see it becoming a "Larian featured" on their mod thing
>>492770994you're not going to do a full Halsin origin run are you
>>492771009>new player wants specific class fantasy>they get advice to do so>’le white male human Paladin’ retard throws a hissy fitSociety
Would you play it?
>>492771178the author (larian) is the sole decider of her character. it is wrong of you (the consumer) to decide whether a character is sabotaged or not much less alter her character to suit the deranged narrative in your head
>>492771313Go bears!
>>492771313>no Mintharawtf
>>492771313>no MintharaNope
>>492771313>no Mintharayes
>>492771404>t. mindless company droneElon Musk is one of the great thinkers of our time eh? get fucked
>>492771404She has monogamous banter and lines in act 1. Her lines in Act 2 are monogamous too. They did a heel turn in Act 3. Nothing wrong with modders fixing shit inconsistent writing
>>492771313
>>492771652again not the place of the consumer to decide the writer's intention
>>492771221>versatility but also uber dmgcleric lol
>>492771652She has lines about how great Shar is in acts 1 and 2 as wellShould Selune Shart be deleted since it’s clearly a “heel turn”
does anyone have a "beautiful" photo of mintharaOne where I can see all her teeth perhaps
The Really Shadowheart mod is pissing off so many transsexual redditor freaks it's insane your lifestyle will never be normal get over it. The game belongs to the fans, the only canon that matters is mine. Seethe.
>>492771732His intentions are irrelevant. The shitty and scattered writing can and will be fixed by modders>>492771846Nice attempt at a coherent thought but please do try again
does anyone have a "beautiful" photo of mintharaOne where I can see the interior of her vaginal canal perhaps
>>492771917Here you go
>>492770673Yes
>>492771304The class fantasy is already present in the base game. Cheating so you stroke your ego and be the edgiest, darkest Necromancer, servant of the Dread Overlord Dracolich the Undead is cringe. Oh, you're also a Bhaalspawn, in case you weren't special enough.
>>492771404>>492771732>it is NOT YOUR PLACE to modify a singleplayer rpg to suit your tastes>ESPECIALLY when modifying a character's writing/preferences to be more consistent with that character's stated interests/tastesThis isn't a compelling argument btw
>>492772218god he's ugly
Love ( for Gale Dekarios ) comes easy these days
>>492772034no one is "pissed off"more like baffled someone could be as eternally asshurt as shadowheart simps
>>492771846if shart had no character arc and randomly became a selunite in act 3 then ya that'd a heel turn
Why doesn't asterion love me back?
>>492772328Cute post, cute Tav, etc. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
>>492772328YEAH HE SEEMS THE TYPE TO COME EASY
>>492772410So, just like it is in-game
>>492771257Give yourself Halsin tag?
>>492772491
>I'm not pissed off I'm not pissed off please reply to me
>>492772583Indeed, why is der Nürgler like this?
>>492772410Shart openly says that she and the other Sharrans used to have relationships with others under the self-justification of it being “seduction training” >>492772260Why are you posting such stupid bait
>>492772491Thanks anon!>>492772507THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!!!!!
>>492772528What kind of school lets a tranny be the principal?
>>492772330If they did the same thing to whoever you romanced, you'd be mad too.
> Select Halsin> try to talk to Shart> I already have an appointmentBros?
>>492772772My characters are volcels, no one is more qualified at judging characters than me here.
>>492771009New player pretends to be open to new ideas. Given advice on how to improve the base experience. Reacts poorly because the new player has very strong opinions about topics they know nothing about and a specific vision about how things should and should not be. Society.
>>492772770Don't look up the US Assistant Secretary for Health
paying twice the game's price for a post-epilogue children cutscene!
>>492772442maybe if you stop calling him asterion
>>492772737Which one of your Tav designs is your main/favorite?
anyone get this weird issue where the arms seem to bend oddly during dialogue? wondering if its a mod I installed or something else
A soft caress as cold as death (cold as death)I didn't know you well back thenI blame it all on luck and vain (luck and vain)Your blood like wine, I wanted inOh darling, get me drunk and make me feelIt's not my faultI'm not to blameThese ain't my sinsI broke my chainsThere's more to doAnd I still want to live (live)I feel your breath upon my neckA soft caress as cold as death (cold as death)I feel your heartbeat in my soulOur futures bound, our bodies know (bodies know)Your blood like wine, I wanted inOh darling get me drunk, invite me inIt's not my faultI'm not to blameThese ain't my sinsI broke my chainsThere's more to doIf I can only live (live)I can't go yetDon't let me dieI'll never stopUntil I'm doneBut just tonightMaybe I'll rest in peaceI feel your breath upon my neckA soft caress as cold as death (cold as death)I hear your heartbeat in my soulOur endings bound, our bodies knowI can't go yetDon't let me dieI want to liveMy only oneThere's more to do, if we can only liveThe clock won't stop and this is what we get
>>492773329>no imageignored
>>492772732she says she was raised and trained to fuck people in the cloister. using child molestation as a justification for her being open to poly was pretty wild of larian
Thank Swen I can ship "companions" but without fanfiction or mods! I like when they kiss.
>>492773357Sorry here's the image
>>492773329Why does Astarion get his own song? What's Wyll's song?
>>492772772Nah and I'll give you two reasons why1. I'm a frog man and she's a wild woman who you need to tame, my kind of woman. 2. I actually have an irl wife so I don't get emotionally attached to fictional characters to the point of getting mad enough to make a mod like that
>>492773329Borislav ships Astarion with Shart btw
>>492773421my interest has returned and you have my full attention
>>492773329anyone who says this isn't astarion's song is a retard
>>492773421Why did the Wiener do this?
"This mod is great because it pisses off Reddit" is not a great sales pitch.Also sounds a little desperate, bringing Reddit into the equation, like they matter.Maybe it works on the NoAlphabets crowd though. Is that supposed to be the angle?
>>492773329this isn't astarion's song
Can you let mizora enslave you if you play as wyll?
>>492773565Larian's last heterosexual man.
>>492773480>to the point of getting mad enough to make a mod like thatI mean, shit is basically kept up a person that felt the urge to make dedicate an entire playthrough to just annoy people - let alone keeping up the spam in most threads.
>>492773480>I'm a frog man and she's a wild woman who you need to tame, my kind of womanThat's Lae'zel's romance now, but what if she kept trying to fuck other characters even in Act 3? What if she kept talking about how much she wants to suck off Astarion when you enter the brothel?
>>492770457ShartCucks honestly deserve it for bringing Halsin along in the first place. He stays in camp where he belongs.
>>492773901You deserve it for denying reality
You're not getting a (You), piggy. We went through that.
>>492773329Song about our beautiful vampire babygurl
>>492773901Yeah, the reason this topic keeps coming up is because other characterfags, mainly the Gortfag, is equally obsessed with Shadowheart as her fans are
>>492773901I wouldn't call the Gortsow a "person."
>>492773951>what if what ifBut she isn't written like that. Before she's your woman, she's anyones woman and thats how it actually works in most societies. Once Lae'zel considers you her man, she finds the idea of sharing you insulting.If shadowheart being a pure virgin anime princess is what you want, the reality is she was never to be written like that, she's a disciple of shar, they FUCK.
Who is "piggy?"
>>492773803retard
>>492774452This fat cuckold >>492774416 & the fat gortwhale
>>492773951>what if lol, lmao
>>492774452We are all piggy. Piggy is Us.
I now am reminded why I hate act 3>shitty villains that just become background characters after taunting you relentlessly when meeting them, are defeated very easily>you are at the end of leveling when you enter the lower city or even before, spend 80% of the act with nothing new>the emperor>every quest takes place in it's own mini dungeon, completely disjointed from the rest of the quests plots >the only interconnecting questlines are the bhaalist cult and the companions final quests>city environment is boring and too monotonous compared to previous acts>nostalgia baiting
testing
Throughout the main campaign, all companions are open to romance from all other characters, and senior writer Adam Smith is looking to create more complex relationships, with the help of Dungeons & Dragons lore to mess with the players’ heart strings.“So, Liselle, she’s the Githyanki. And Githyanki don’t really do monogamy,” Smith told VG247.“So if you sleep with Liselle one night at camp, the next night you might well just find her sleeping with somebody else. And she’s going to be like, ‘oh, that was a bit of fun, wasn’t it? How are you doing?’ And you’re just like, ‘oh!’ Heartbroken!”
>want to use spear+shield>defensive duelist doesn't work because it's not a finesse weapon>duelling doesn't work because it's a versatile weapon>GWM doesn't work because i'm one handing it>GWF doesn't work because it's not a two-handed weapon??????
>>492774515>muh boogiemenclassic autistic behavior
>>492774416>>492774521Did you speedread this argument? This is what prompted this reply chain: >>492772772
>>492774718>>duelling doesn't work because it's a versatile weaponyes it does
>>492774479
>game>reality
>>492773951You're lumping different issues together. The complaining would be reduced by approximately 90% if the sex pest was removed from the game and it was just the situation of the romance being okay with a night of fun with the drow twins. Which brings us to the question of why you would need the mod in the first place, since you can get rid of the sex pest. That's how you "fix" the game, no modding needed.
The only canon that matters is mine
>>492774869
>>492774907
>>492775025>>492775053am i on facebook what the fuck is going on
>>492774659Lae'zel was open to Halsin polyamory at some point in development too. Her and Karlach got rewritten.
>>492775118Hey waddaminute How would YOU know what facebook looks like, you dont leave this site do you anon?
>>492774576I would rather be able to use and enjoy my level 12 abilities than to hit level 12 and haha game is over and barely use them
I love my husband
>>492774907The mod targets more than the sex pest
I fuck gort gort gort down the river
Gale specifically approves of Halsin joining.
>>492774796sorry I only deal in realities and not what if situations that you've constructed in your mind
>>492775350same
>>492775391Take that back troon
So we're just lying now huh
>>492775391"Why yes my love that sounds DElightful, absolutely magical, yes I think Halsin could stink up your womb and I would just be fine with it !"
>>492775315he looks like hes going to verbally abuse me
>>492775441Then why did you butt into an argument specifically talking about theoreticals?
>>492774839just what exactly do you gain by lying about this?
>>492775541He's an NPC who can't picture a red apple
>>492775541because I hate reality deniers
>>492775228i-i was joking anon its a jokethis is the only tab i have open i swear
>>492773817No, and it's incredibly frustrating.I played Wyll as resentful of his father who banished him and greatful and horny for his sexy seductive patron.I wanted an option to let Wyll's father rot while telling Mizora I liked our mutually beneficial arrangement.Larian is obsessing over kissing animations while Wyll's storyline, both companion and origin, is still so half-assed.
>>492775602Check the combat log, not the tooltip.
>>492775714Thats what I thought, now get back to your respective side of the H x S debate.
>>492775538That heavily depends on who you are
>>492775452not him but he does
>>492775602nigga just hit withers with a spear and a shield then read the log
They seriously made Halsin a companion just to be a homewrecker?
>>492775829yes mr withers
>>492775729That's a good thing. This character is dogshit and needs as little content as possible.>>492775840They're hard coded to approve which clearly shows that this is a last minute retcon. Pressuring him into sex used to be a difficulty 30 persuasion check, you're basically raping him. Feel free to blow your brains out now, thanks. You won't be missed.
>>492775991only chuds care and making chuss feel bad everywhere all the time is very important
If the schizo is supposedly gone or "reformed," why does it insist on derailing threads?
>>492776012It's like a teacup poodle next to a rottweiler
>>492776045yui companion mod when
>>492776045I now understand why that one anon lumped galesis with all the vile personalityfags, you're obnoxious and have no idea of what you're talking about
>only chuds care and making chuss feel bad everywhere all the time is very important
>>492776551Shut it, swine. You don't want a piece of this.
>whipped out the mig imagesNow you know he's mad
>>492776045that's what i'm pointing out. act 3 made a lot of retarded changes, but keep going on your unhinged rant sis
>>492776379That wasn't even me though I like Wyll
>>492776732Fluboobayhaywadretoyuipop
>>492776329Soon. Model swaps will let you kill Ketheric with Goku and anime cat girls>>492776695>>492776379>>492776765I'm Anonymous
I heard people loved Halsin here
>>492776864WE DO
>>492776864You heard correctlyI wish he could hold me
Fellas, let's stop fighting and try to focus on the only important thing: my cute freckled Tav.
Running my fingers in Astarion’s curls
>>492776864Halsin is the co-protagonist of my favorite act 3 moment
Bearchizo became Shadowheart's greatest soldier in the span of a year what the fuck did I miss
Astarion is gay and bear schizo return!!!
Another day spent wishing I was as cool as Halsin
>TotallyNotMe became the most valuable poster in the span of a year, haha how could that have happened?
>>492777272schizo died months ago newfag
>>492776045>Pressuring him into sex used to be a difficulty 30 persuasion check, you're basically raping himSorry, they retconned this. Now he secretly YEARNS to be in the chair
reminder that astarion is a top in every sex scene
>>492777518Yeah hes a alpha
>>492777518Missionary with Astarion
>>492777493If fans restore the rape check or god forbid make gale fully monogamous they hate BG3 and are terrible people
>>492776045Wyll is cool.
>>492777253i also dream of running my fingers through his pubes
>>492777678This character is dogshit and needs as little content as possible.
>>492777493shadowwhore x galecuck is cute and canon. cutting gale's lust for her was a mistake. there perfect together
>>492777841Someone is upset they didn't go with Karlach to Avernus and got cucked by Wyll in the epilogue.
>>492777678Wyll is a sweetheart
>>492777604I do that
New player here, fresh off the ship, ended up killing some faggy elf (kinda looked like V from DMC5) because he put a knife to my throat, but when I told my sister that, she said I had bricked my save and that I should restart. Is the faggy elf important or is she messing with me? I like the goth girl and the frog girl, though.
>>492778132Yeha you bricked your game go back
>>492777396>became the most valuable poster in the span of a year,It's very easy to become a valuable poster when the average person here spams cuck fanfics or italian pastas. Just look at this garbage lol >>492778026 like, come on.
>>492778132Yeah you're supposed to do that, no worries.
>>492778157I wish there were more interactions between Minthara and Jaheira. Despite wildly different ideals I think they'd be good friends.
>>492778132uninstall now
>>492778273Nere for a companion and sexo. Why is Kagha ranked so high. I feel like Hope is more special
>>492778470Kagha is the Fidel Castro of BG3
>>492778552she’s just some chud druid beneath Halsin
>>492778691She's the hero of baldur's gate
>>492778735She’s never been!
>>492778892She is in my heart and that's all that matters at the end of the day
LARIAN LET ME ROMANCE THE DEFAULT DURGE
>shartfags having a meltie>galesis having a meltieOnly Wyllfags have the right to complain
>>492779214>galesis having a meltie???
Why is *it* so desperate to drag one of the last waifufags into the thread drama?
no one's having a melty it's just the gortwhale replying to her very fat and ugly self
>>492775729Wyll doesn't make a single decision for himself the entire game. Fix this, Larian.
>>492779214>[HEADCANON]
Going with the full party after all
d'aww
>>492779447No one asked
>post timersI can't stop nooticing
>>492779471now lets see shadowheart's response
>>492779481true
sigh
Those guilty of sigh-worthy behavior shouldn't sigh.
>Halsin posting stops>whiner spam begins
>>492779824I'm a born again waifufag
>>492779905sounds like you want more Halsin
>>492779905Dont you think its ironic calling me a whiner when all you do is whine?
>thread slows down>attention whoring timeI just think that's interesting.
I’m gonna meltie when the patch breaks my mods
>>492780010I think it's pretty ironic coming from you, yeah.
>>492779905he's posting things to whine about this says a lot about our society
STOP FIGHTING JERK OFF INSTEAD
>>492780112Not a problem if you are a pirate chad
>3DPDI'm good, thanks.
>slopweenie is too broke to buy BG3
>>492779961mm daddy
Shadowheart has werewolf genes and wolves are monogamous. Larian dropped the ball
>>492780321handsome
>>492780314>too broke to buy the game>too broke to buy a better riglollmao even
>buying live service gamesishygddt
>>492780383Larian should cut off her writer's balls before he's allowed to write another character again
Are you invited to the githyanki cookout /bgg/?
I'm waiting for the patch to finally start my Durge run.Does the "Pet Scratch" workaround still let you keep Wyll and Karlach after raiding the grove?Who are the best Durge romances? Obviously Minthara for Bhaalist but what about resist?
Anybody who claims to have delayed their run for the patch is a paid shill btw
>>492780314I bought BG3 for my PS5 then spent 2.5k on a gaming laptop so I could buy BG3 again and play it with my PCMR friends.
>>492780508The best romance is the one that makes your heart go doki doki, not the one that has 4% more content or exclusive lines. Hope that helps.
>>492780478John has Halsin tell you he's poly because deep down he's a bear and bears don't mate for life. Shadowheart has wolf genes and now it no longer matters that wolves are monogamous because group sex is John's fetish
>>492780764You're larian's greatest soldier and we should all strive to be like you>>492780781What a shitty fetish
>>492771313No Minthy, no buy.https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/smolderscrolls
>>492780508>Who are the best Durge romances?Astarion, Minthara.Lae'zel works too, she's not into pointless bloodshed but still gets horny by blood.>but what about resist?Astarion or Shart
exactly what this thread needed
>>492780508whoever you love most for resist, all companions get sweet moments
It's lobotomized yank hours
Rent free
>Lae'zel works too, she's not into pointless bloodshed
>1920x1080>2560x1440 Some good anons, some wastes of oxygen.>2880x1800 The worthless pig fuck.>3840x2160 Untitled anon, the namefag.>varying dimensions each postAgents of chaos.
>agents of chaos
>>492781427All 1920's are to be shot
Shadowheart is pureShadowheart IS pureShadowheart IS PURESHADOWHEART IS PURE
>>492781427Who are the good 1920x1080 posters?
>>492781595me
>>492781595
>>492781427
>>492781595FrancoisErnestNoah
>>492781628Funniest post you've ever made honestly.
>>492781758Good list cut it there
>>492781595There are a couple of waifufags.
>>492781992WOAH MAMA WATCH THAT HAND
>>492781792Thank you
>>492781992uh huh
>>492781992She is a retard for doing this. I'm on Lae'zel's side
>>492782092sexo
Never got this camp scene before
>>492782143A surprise fingering is pretty convincing
COME SISTERS, SOOTHE ME
>>492782308You can get this by spamming Long rest just after recruiting her.Not sure what event disables it, guess it's recruiting Lae'zel or Artifact being used to break the Absolute attempt to control you.
Oak Father preserve us all.
>>492783087I didnt get the Absolute scene yet. I guess its a long rest before that scene and if you didnt rescue her or otherwise see the artifact (at the Grove)
Wtf was wrong with this midget?
>>492782308Shadowheart’s fidget spinner
>>492783625he's brown
>gaming laptop>2.5k
With how many trannies are invading crpgs, what are the chances for the next Larian game or even the next BG4 to be woke slop?
>>492783706>>492783747chuds, the lots of you
>>492783747100% for both
>>492783625>midgetThere is your answer. Also why are his eyes red?
>>492783625I hate septum rings so much
>>492778552She has a compelling story as some who walked the path of evil with good intentions and is set up for redemption if she us turned from the shadow druids. Halsin had a reason to accompany the party into act 2, but he doesnt grow or is challenged. The only real narrative change to Halsin is that he realizes he is a bad arch druid and decided to hand the reins to someone else.
>>492783625mommy issues.She was a prostitute.
>>492783948Dont mind my Bhaal skull piercing and creepy red eyes ma'am, just drink the wine please
Are the mod tools restricted pieces of shit?
>>492784213Does the swine post slop?
>>492783745u poor?
>>492784376fool and his gold are soon parted
>>492783747lol woke slop is already in bg3 dude.>valeria>gay male deep gnome couple>alfira and lakrissa gay couple >lora's kid is autistic>you have options in character creation to be a hermaphrodite>you can have gay and polyamorous relationships>astarion whining about how being a slave sucks and how consent matters when asking him to suck some bitchs blood for an amazing potion>wulbren beung painted as a cartoonishly racist and obvious bad guy>nocturne (aka rennald) is a literal trannywake up. Its not gonna change.
>>492775315NORWOOD
>>492784376You could have spent the same amount of money on a desktop pc with a form factor suitable for carrying on the go, a 4080+, and even a monitor, rather than a heatsink of a machine with a fraction of the performance or longevity
>>492784769>lora's kid is autistic???
>>492785061It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet.
>>492784769>lora's kid is autisticGetting eaten by a Hag, being in her stomach for a few days and then being spat out would probably have any normal kid act like an autistic kid for some time.
>>492785141>>492785350Youve got to be kidding me. Even after you go back and collect the reward the kid only knows one word. The brat is an actual genuine nonverbal autist.
>>492785535She's traumatized you retard
>>492785535She was recently eaten by an otherworldly being, anon
>>492785535I assumed the kid was still freaked out but you do you bud.
>>492776379What the fuck are you talking about retard
>>492785535I'd imagine that if the kid was somehow acting out of the ordinary, it would've been mentioned when her mom gave you any leads about finding her.Her still acting traumatized after returning to her mother isn't something i take as proof that the kid is autistic.
Missionary on top of Astarions grave
woke in bg3 isnt distracting like some other gamesdevs take notes
Hehehaha baited them another ruse by the rusemaster
>>492786360I did that with him
>>492786487We've had multiple threads get derailed because of Nocturne's existence
>>492786552I never met Nocturne in my game. I win
even with context her quotes are insane
>>492786360I HC that my tav and astarion go back to his grave every year to fuck on his anniversary
I can't decide between mobile and alert. The initiative is huge with how this game does it, but I feel like times when movement just isn't enough are way more frustrating
>>492783747Clear bait, but the game is "woke." I randomized my female character and I realized late into the game it had given her a dick. And of course, the gay gnomes, the they/them gnomes, the gay gnome couple that repeat "YOU'RE MY HUSBAND" on repeat, Shadowheart's childhood bestie trooning out, gAylin, Karlach, the assorted gay couples that add nothing to the game but are made to be visually prominent and "valid," the orgies, the open relationships. Practically every female character that isn't written to be explicitly unlikable is girlboss coded>>492786487Also clear bait, it's extremely distracting. It's somewhat easy to look past until the Underdark. It's intended to be noticed, that's literally the entire point
>>492786736Weird. How? Are you giving up a +2 buff like a chump?
>>492787173brain rot too far
>>492787024Sexy
>>492787165You get>someone to cast longstrider (same increase as mobile)>get Misty step>get Boots of speedinstead of mobile
>>492787520Fair point
>>492787226I don’t know. I just never found her
Pointing out to gay gnomes to suggest BG3 is woke slop is kind of amusing. Larian was obviously mandated by WotC to meet some quotas, and they picked a race nobody gives a shit about as the recipient, which is really the best compromise. If you removed all the gay gnomes, did you un-woke the game, or did nothing change? What is the societal implication of a bunch of midget terrorists (freedom fighters) being homosexual? Doesn't quite fit the progressive inclusivity you would expect.
i didn't know nocturne was trans until my second playthrough, just thought she was some bitch lol
>>492786973Before I silence you, foreva
>Larian was obviously [MADE UP SHIT]Yeah I am sure the faggots, trannies and furfags at Larian had nothing to do with it whatsoever.
>>492787789is your second playthrough when you found her
>>492787275Not an argument. "Woke" is just a buzzword to describe leftist propaganda and the game is full of it. I provided some examples. Simple asThe fact alone that you can randomize a custom character and accidently get a girl with a dick and balls was enough to prove my point however. Don't get me wrong, my friends and I had a good laugh over that, but it's absolutely, categorically absurd>>492787672because propaganda quotas are by definition "woke," describing them as such isn't amusing. It's amusing that they even exist at all. Convince some +30 childless cat owners that racism is bad, migrants are good, and chuds are bad using DnD fantasy as an aggregate. Now what?
>>492787672Her head is comically big for her body
Were the previous Larian games woke? It's a yes or no answer, and if you answered "no" then it must follow that the difference with BG3 was the involvement of WotC. Feel free to install various mods to un-woke the game by turning the gnomes straight and Aylin into a man. We can't let the morally bankrupt progressives have this win.
Really Shadowheart mod just added all the new hugs and [impossible] stay in camp lines in 1.3 updatehttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524
>>492788439Midget races are disgusting, yes.
>>492788542based
How many "impossible" flags for Astarion are there in the data?
>>492788542Hugs are already in the game
>>492788542You will never erase the truth
>there are people out there who genuinely want to hug lines of code
>>492789423this
Put the cheeseburger down, Gortsow.
>>492789539Yeah
patch 7 finally put in the content where shart plays with the owlbear and scratch at camp
>>492789550True love <3
>>492789539nah man i want to FUCK lines of code
>>492789626a strange desire
>>492789539>skipped the romance because I don't want lines of code touching my perfect princess Autism is my superpower
>>492789625Gort is my hot lover
>>492789539Everyone wants to hug Withers you soulless beast
>>492789753He makes me feral
>>492789851Mod that adds the autism hat WHEN
>>492789626Seriously though, how fat are you?
>>492790681Yet again, post wrist anonIt’s a simple thing that proves the validity of your question but you keep refusing to do itLooks like a ham hock, I imagine
>>492790681Luckily asterion likes BBW
>>492790681We've been over this, I look like Thisobald
>>492790262Find one and I'll post her wearing it
>>492787672The fact that all the gay gnomes are ugly too. Larian was doing a service
Why did Halsins writer write Halsin as a self insert to romance another character he wrote?
>>492791873Because he is based
>>492791873He made his perfect waifu. Anons would do the same if they could
>>492791873>>492788542
My Tav is living happily ever after ruling Baldur's Gate with Minthara. Officially, the patriars and Grand Duke Wyll Ravenguard rule, but everyone owes Minthara a favor, and she's always present at public gatherings despite not holding a title...her wife, the paladin who saved the city from the Absolute, is always popular and was named the city's protector after the death of Ansur. Minthara eventually converts to Eilistraee's faith, but she insists it's only because it's because they are a common enemy of Lolth. It works, as many Eilistreeans join her in taking over Menzoberranzan. We used the Gondian designs to create a mechanical army, but no illithid magic involved of course. There was also no shortage of people who hate Lolth who joined up. Lolth's faithful are slaughtered until the remainder either convert or flee, but the actual number of people killed remained small, since the actual clergy are resented by much of the populace. More allies came from within Menzoberranzan as without. Disenfranchised drow as well as several slave races were among the first to join the rebellion. Menzoberranzan is now a center for commerce and opportunity.Life is pretty good. We have a vacation home in Menzoberranzan where Minthara grew up, but she says she actually enjoys the surface, now that she has a city to call her own. We spend most of our days helping run the city, since Minthara likes to sit in fancy chairs and give orders while I am actually invested in helping the city run smoothly, so we make a good team. Occasionally we get called to complete some quest that is too important for people we don't know or too dangerous for the average adventurer, since we have recently grown past level 12.luv Baldur's Gateluv happy endingsbut most of all,luv MinthySimple as.
i need to be railed by astarion right this instant
>>492770295girls with veils are so erotic.
aint reading allat
When Astarion says a "night of passion" my mind goes to wild places.
>>492791635yea this one does it for me
>>492792579This is what everyone who mods their games to hug people sounds like btw
Stop sexualizing Astarion
nobody read that
>>492793220fuck you
>>492792579>and then the drow woman married a female surface elf, learned to love the surface, became good, liberated Menzoberranzan(everyone evil died, everyone good lived) and everyone lived happily ever after(especially me and my drow wife)>also she let her surface elf wife(me) handle all the important tasks and just sits around acting like a caricature This post gave me cancer You don't understand herYou can't handle herYou don't love her Simple as
>>492792579Hmm. It's a nice fantasy to indulge in. I can appreciate that.
I regularly host reunion parties for the group but don’t invite Minthara
>>492794101how can you do that to someone who literally did nothing wrong
>>492793220Larian sexualizes him at every opportunity
Memory holing the first runs where I killed Minthara, which doomed the timeline.
>>492794297made me giggl based
>>492791635I actually like this one. Post her wearing Orin’s armor
>>492794432Derp frog
>>492790945fat women aren't people
>>492794637Well Asty likes bbw, so who cares
Big Black Wyll
>>492794394k. once i get it
I miss the pregnant Wyll poster
>frog's writer is poly irl
>he can't separate the art from the artist
What happened to the Gort sisters in my absence?
>it's posting twitter garbage again
>>492795501they died from overgorting
>>492795501i'm here and i love my sexy blonde wife
>>492795532You're a cretinous phallus
>>492795501They’re all in my bed waiting for me to get home from my chef job where I get piss drunk before heading home
This game isn't for right-wing chudcels, go back to your shitty paradox map painters
>>492795886
the craziest thing about this nigga is that he is hundreds of years old, or just 10like this nigga is either hundreds of years old or only 10bhaal only got resurrected in 1482 and the game happens in 1492this means he is barely 10 or born before he died, meaning he is hundreds of years old
>>492796083I don't like this post
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524
What happens to Love & Harmony when the swine goes to sleep?
>>492796289I fuck it
>>492796152did I repeat myself too much I was trying to make a point
>>492796083He’s probably younger than 10 desuIt’s not like he existed during the events of 1 + 2And I doubt he and Gortash were scheming for 10 yearsWhich makes you wonder how he has genuine memories and has canonically lived a full life
>>492796289You're a deep gnome with an inferiority complex
>>492769682Good evening. I love my wife.
>>492796608Asterion had a crush on her
>>492796608You know she murdered a child, right?
>>492796725Astarion once crushed her, if you get my meaning
>>492796849Happens to the best of us
>>492796849Just one? She's not so bad.
>>492796849Nobody's perfect
>>492796386year one of my life: I played with my friends year two of my life: I killed my parents in a sadistic ritual year three of my life: I pissed around last light and murdered people thereyear four of my life: I returned to baldur's gateyear five of my life: I joined a paladin order to redeem myself, but then promptly slaughtered themyear six of my life: I discovered my identity and became leader of the Bhaal templeyear seven of my life: I plotted with bane's and myrkul's chosen to conduct a nefarious elder brain plan year eight of my life: I stole the crown of karsus from mephistopheles year 9 of my life: My sister scooped my brains outyear 10 of my life: I woke up on the nautiloid
>>492797125He is literally me
Sir, Halsin has hit the second tower
>>492797354 >Halsin flying to steal your half elf half human gf
>>492795645wait im actually really into this
>>492797215what a shitty life, bro
>>492792579Honestly pretty based. I'm glad to see something other than the usual shitposting here.
>>492797125year 11 of my life: railed by a vampire twink daily
>>492797592my fellow patricianunfortunately being blonde gives him a disadvantage to INT checks, but thats okay id still ride him
>>492796849It didn't happen. And if it did, she had a good reason.
>>492796083I think dragonborn grow up fast, and I'm also pretty sure they don't live particularly long. If it's one of those, being literally 10 is the path of least resistance, but I guess there's probably some way he could have been made a little earlier?
>>492798220No they just didnt put any thought into the writing
>>492798220this applies to EVERY dark urgenot just canon durge
>>492798220>Psychologically, dragonborn were considered mature as a human adult by age 12, and when they reached age 15 they were considered legally adults in dragonborn society.
>>492798515is durge a shota?
Alerting the Flaming Fist that there’s a wandering adventurer party grooming an innocent 10 year old
>>492797102True, we are all flawed creatures. This should be motivation for self-improvement and atonement, not an excuse to discard the "human aspect of us.">>492798037There is never a good reason to murder a child in cold blood.
Is this program safe to run? My antivirus flagged it as "gay" and "reddit"
Fuck off pedos
>>492798739>Shadowheart and Astarion both sexually abused>turn around and do it to anotherWhat did Larian mean by this
>>492798830>There is never a good reason to murder a child in cold blood.Agreed. It's a good thing that never happened.
>>492798879This is cute and I saved it
>>492798739the poor innocent necrophiliac ten year oldthis is the peak of swen's artistic genius
>>492794385
>plot hole pointed out>pedo trannies start spamming
>>492798891this isn't even pedoit's literally the timeline that can be pieced together through logic durge can't be more than 10 yrs old
>>492799274is the spam in the room with us?
>>492799274>spammingYou mean talking about the game?
cancel bg3
Karlach throwing my gnome is pretty funny, can I invest in something to make my gnome more submissive and chuckable? (he's a bard)
is Orin the older sister technically?
>>492799412YesStop this and discuss preferred pancake toppings and black people and kissing gale
>>492799669I'm more of a blueberry syrup guy
i wanna kiss astarion tho
>>492799669I think Orin would like raspberries on her pancakes
>>492799794that's fucking rape brochild rape even
>American hours
>>492799961It’s 10 o clock in America bro, these are Aussie hours
>>492799927I'm sorry. I just love food so much. Its in my thick, thick blood.
>>492799917not a pedo btw
it's okay guys he was actually born before bhaal died in the first place so he's legala 200 year old vamp-I mean Bhaalspawn if you will
The Dark Urge is not 10 years old, you dweebs.Blood in Baldur's Gate takes place in 1477 DR, 15 years prior to the start of the game. They were already a seasoned killer then, making them in their mid-20s in BG3 at the very least.
>>492799071
>>492800430>They were already a seasoned killer then>making them 20sAnon Durge is a divine creation of the lord of murder, he came out of the womb knowing how to kill
Why would Bhaal even make a Dragonfreak?
>>492800602to piss you off
>>492800430how the fuck was he born put of bhaal when baal wasn't even alive in 1477it's said bhaal SCULPTED him, so it couldn't have happened when he was deadthis means he is hundreds of years old, but just never appeared in the old bg games for some reason
>>492800721Why u so mad bro?
>>492800602It’s funny and Bhaal likes a good laugh
>>492800762out of*
>>492800602Did Swen use bhaal to self insert? He made bhaal a lizard and dragon fucker in his game
>>492801058That would be prettyy based im ngl
>>492800762How literal does sculpting him really have to be?
granpa durge is 134 years old
>>492801198Swens self insert is Toobin
>>492801398Does swen randomly have a black daughter?
>>492801481yes
>>492801481Xe is French
>>492801258bhaal takes PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY for this taskhe couldn't have been born out of bhaal's flesh (which he wouldn't even have as a dead god) out of nowhere because bhaal was deadbut lets assume that happened... DEAD GODS RESIDE IN THE ASTRAL PLANE. DURGE WOULD HAVE BEEN BORN ON THE ASTRAL PLANE AND JUST WANDERED INTO BALDUR'S GATE TO GET ADOPTED OUT OF NOWHERE
>>492801258Literal, it is literally what he does with his own blood>>492801058>yeah you gotta make sure he’s got a nice, red, fuckable throat>”what was that, sir”>red, intimidating throat
>>492800602why did bhaal make femdurge so pretty?to maximize the amount of bhaalspawn she could birth?
>>492793872whoa she looks spicy hot here....
High T posting recently
I don’t care about durge
just accept grandfather durge and be happyIt would explain his knitting hobby
>he plays with virtual dolls>he dresses them up and takes pictures of them to show internet strangers>he calls them his "wife-oos"
>>492802903dumb whores its pronounced >why fuuuuus
>>492803041Shart and her chudface
>Protagonist is an old white man>Leftists still like himhow did seen do it?
>>492802903>I do>I do>no I call them husbands
>>492803332Minsc isn’t that old
>>492803332swen*
>Protagonist is [HEADCANON]
>>492802903they aren't dolls they're action figures
i made my dollies take their clothes off today......
>>492803727Detective Tav died 15 years agokeep on coping
>>492803727I don’t want be a edgelord murderhobo!
>>492771418>Jaded and sexless math teacher, headmistress, etc.
>>492804401More like lunchlady
>>492804494Orin can be that dangerous delinquent
can't sleep, so might as well ______
sucking off school janitor Gortash in the supply closet
>>492804907Kill Alfira!
>>492804907Kiss Astarion
>>492803298
You call it medieval fantasy, yet I see no kings, princesses, castles, or knights. So how is it medieval?
>>492804907give astarion backrubs and tell him its going to be okay
>>492805785I don’t think anyone who hasn’t been kicked in the head by a horse calls it medieval fantasy
theres no horses in bg3 either
>>492805785I don't remember calling it that
>>492806064you wouldn't say that if you saw Karlachs schlong
Yes, you did. You calling me crazy?
Jaheira wants to know about supplies. Will we make it home?
>>492806684Burning through our oil, but it should just about do.
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE
>>492807015Just about?
Still laughing at this
>>492807126>Zevlor orders the gates closed>completely willing to leave outsiders to die>”how could the Druids force us out of the(ir) Grove, don’t they know we’ll die? We should kill them”What was their problem
>>492807834YOU LED GOBLINS HERE?>>492807849WHERE IS THE DRUID?
>>492807849Was he planning not to, or just taking too long to do it?
>>492807995“NOBODY GETS IN! ZEVLOR’S ORDERS”
>>492808106I just don't feel like it really took all that much convincing
>>492807960>>492808106Please! There's no time!
Now that I think about it, how long were the tieflings actually at the grove?
>>492808338Just long enough to get back on their feet, surely
>>492809065It was always about the goblins being a threat on the road, not them.
goblin sex
post your yfw when you want the grove to open the bloody gate because the pack of goblins will be on you any second but nobody gets in by Zevlor's orders
>>492811259
I have a bomb and am going to blow up Wyrm’s Rock unless Gortash meets my demands.1. More frog pictures
>>492811863Why didn’t Wulbren just use his runepowder bomb to blow up GortashWe have to walk by him to get to the foundry anyway
>>492812061It was never about stopping tyranny
>>492812210Why would he lie
Alfira nipples, pink or purple?
>>492811863
>>492813603Now i want to do a nega-aradin run where my tav looks exactly like him but black
These hours are so comfy
I'm back
Is this the place where I can beg for a drawing of my ugly male drow? I would love to partake in art trading with any of the resident drawfags, here's an old request I've done for /v/ but I would add a bit more details and colors this time around.Also, my friends and I are going to start another run soon once patch 7 drops and I would appreciate some advice on how to build a powerful supporting character, I'd like to be able to heal and buff them effectively.>>492801274>>492800430>>492799017>>492798879>>492798707>>492801805>>492802930 (this is possibly the coolest looking durge drawing I've seen so far)Based art enjoyers.
Nevermind
>>492814282I'm going to bed rn but you gave me a sweet sweet succulent (You) so if you post your drow ill try to draw it tomorrow
I think it’s cool this game has such strong women. And I mean, like, literally strong women. Of the main six companions, the three female companion characters are the strong/tanky ones with the powerful melee attacks and the medium/heavy armor. Legit warriors. The men, meanwhile, tend towards classes that lean more on stealth or brains rather than brawn and are best kept away from the front lines.It's super different from how things normally go, and that's neat. Sure, having a Strong Female Character is the norm now, but I would have expected them to just have an obligatory female Paladin or Fighter or whichever melee class and call it a day, have the remaining ones be a rogue or ranger or sorcerer or something. But ALL THREE being front-line, scarred-up warriors? Wild.I also like that the two you start out with on the Mind Flayer ship(Lae'zel and Shadowheart) are both women.
/bgg/ is /bfg/ (beautiful frog general
>I'm going to be a degenerate freak and also a faggot but also can you please help me with some build advice?
Ansur almost ended this run. I should have done hoh first.
>>492814917
>>492815070Don’t look now but there’s a spooky ghost following you
>>492814624Thanks, I would appreciate it if you could draw him with a simple shirt, what can I draw for you in return?>>492814917>beautifulI agree, I romanced her in my first and only run.>>492815024Thanks for the warm welcome.
>>492814626Did you get this from Reddit
>>492815557No I wrote that
Well?Holy shit, a hand tailored scene just for one class? I'm sure this quality will continue till the end of Act 3 haha...
>>492816590>5. I have a friend, someone who might be able to teach this girl a few things. Let me give her a call.
If it were someone other than that elephant I would probably feel bad about becoming an unholy assassin
>>492817862Valeria did nothing wrong
so when is the patch?
>>492818360Thursday
>>492771313Wyll would be occult club leader or some shit.Lae'zel still best girl as always.
>>492818360Friday
>>492818360Tuesday.
why the fuck is she an elephant anyways
>>492817931Ignoring a murder investigation to get wasted?
>>492818982https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/HollyphantBecause it’s funny>>492819260Her superiors told her to relax and stop being so paranoid and seditious, then demoted her after she warned them about Zariel. She’s just following orders
do you think the little elephant fucked any of the hookers
>>492769682You should be able to recruit her to the party on Dark Urge runs
imagine tying lae'zel up after killing orpheus and having valeria stick and entire elephant trunk up her ass while me and shadowheart piss on her, and everytime we get near her face she says "chk!"
>>492819661That’s a pretty specific thing to imagine, anon
>>492819661
>>492814626Ikr? Subverted gender tropes, girlbosses, and gynocentrism in 2024. Shocking. Powerful, even.
>>492819721you need specifics to really make the scene come alive in your mind's eye. I can hear Shadowheart's howls of laughter when some of her shar pee gets into Lae'zel's mouth and she starts sputtering and going on about astral whatevers.
Cazador calls Astarion darling in one of the cut lines of the nightmare scene So that's where Astarion picked up the habit
I love my wife Lae'zel
>>492814626>all women are strong compared to youthank god for withersinto the backline where you belong ladies
I get the vibe Mizora is in love with Wyll, she's literally obsessed.
>you can use all of your Illithid powers as a bonus actionthat's fucking awesome wtf
>>492822327Illithid powers are very strong, but nothing absurd barring CullUnless you get that buff and then they’re fucking gigabusted
>>492822327the only power worth a damn is the once a day free crit, once the whole party has it (except karlach, who NEVER takes tadpoles in my games for some reason) it trivializes most fights
Is Pelor even a forgotten realms deity? That sword in Cazador's dungeon is the only reference I remember to him in any stuff that takes place in the setting I know about
>>492823004He is, yeah. For some reason, 5e relegated their info on gods to a little blurb at the back of the PHB and basically never talk about half of them, including Pelor
>>492823239I guess I always assumed there wasn't room for two sun gods, and always thought of him as a greyhawk one since that's what most of 3.5's shit was, but they do share some stuff like that
>>492823540With the 30 years of multiverse they’re leaning into, everything is everything
>NOOO YOU MUST LET CHILDREN THIEVE>WELL HIS PARENTS DIED OK? IT'S JUSTIFIED, OK?!well look where being a retard got youi stood 3 minutes in jail, and you got blown up by my thunderous smitei looked up what's the general sentiment is towards this situation, and most of them said "well they must steal in order to survive", "it's a harsh world and a harsh environment and nobody's there to teach them"motherfucker, literally every single tiefling adult is looking after them, even the druids are feeding themthe only message i got from this is that the writers at Larian are incompetent parents raising spoiled children (if they have any)
>>492823762the only good tiefling child is Arabella because she actually learns from her near death experience caused by thieving. Meanwhile Mol sold her soul to a devil and doesn't give a fuck about it, and plans on starting a thiefling gang in the city despite them no longer needing to steal to survive.
>>492824451Arabella learns something alright
On my first playthrough I thought Lae'zel was Orin during her romance scene because it was so out of character, so I turned her down regrettably.
>>492823762When people complain about the game being woke because of optional and purely player driven things like the optional choice to play as a lesbian, I roll my eyes. But stuff like this actually is woke. The reason it's done this way is because you're supposed to see all criminals as down on their luck fundamentally good boys who are just trying to survive, and that's the obligated response the game wants from the player even if nothing actually supports it in-game. This kind of thinking runs throughout the entire game's refugee plot, eventually getting so ridiculous that you're treated like an asshole for not letting someone just up and steal somebody's home. A lot of the writing in this game would have been better suited for a rant on reddit.
>>492824879god shes so hot
>>492825141>you're treated like an asshole for not letting someone just up and steal somebody's home.God that quest pissed me off, squatters should never have fucking rights to steal a person's house just cause they were there.
>>492813223>strawberry gomeugh didn't you fignish this playgrouggh alrdy?
>>492770450the healing potions are turning the frogs gay
>>492814626This says a lot about our society
>>492825141How does the game treat you like an asshole for getting the squatters out? Arthur rewards you and half the companions approve if they speak up. The refugees don’t like it, but obviously they wouldn’t. You can get them out in like three different ways, ranging from “here’s 100 gold to fuck off” to “if you don’t leave I’m gonna cut your head off in front of your kids”
>dream visitor who is supposed to be your object of desire cannot be dragonbornDiscrimination?
>>492795267>a boy
>You're laughing, laezel writer might be into little boys and you're laughing
>the 4channer declares others to be what it sees in the mirror
I unironically lost my honor mode run right at the netherbrain. I tried to dimension door invulnerability sphere to the crown but emperor's dream visitors can pierce through itIs there a way to cheat the achievement? Do people even care if you've got the achievement?
>>492827550yeah the mind flayers can stun through the globe too iirc. darkness works like a charm though. you could use cheat engine to enable god mode and the game doesn't recognize it as a mod
In planescape: torment the hag attacks you if you say you're a polyfreak. John take notes.
>>492827550IIRC if gale suicides in act 3, you get the achieve.
baldur's gate playthrough but everyone is a rogue
>>492827426>4channer dated ass post
>>492827426I've never described any of you as a cute girl though
>>492827426Tut tut tut. Kevin is a nasty nasty man. End of story.
>>492822014listen to her death screams in the pod. theyre pretty visceral and its quite clearly she actually does have some degree of legitimate affection for him
>>492828048uh I guess good luck with the persuastion checks
>>492821085Where did you find it?
polyfreaks are literal fags more news at 10
>>492795267>>492828093>mentally ill morally reprehensible sexual deviant subhuman>cat owner Why is this so common?
>>492828384Dog purify the soul, c*ts give you toxoplasmosis
>>492828384>he gets to have fun and i don't>why?
>>492828275Rogues are great with it.
>>492828703He can't stop talking about how depressed and sad he is on twitter...
I kill frog every time. She's ugly and evil. Why should I tolerate her?
>>492828853she has hispanic female cousin energy and she's hot.
>>492828853This but her writer
>>492789539I will not let real people touch me.
I want a greasy /bgg/ femanon
>>492828093Kevin is neither a daddy or a bear LMAO
>>492829507you'll have to settle for disguise self
>>492794101> I regularly host reunion parties for the group but don’t invite MintharaOur group was my character, romanced Astarion and Minthara. Did she want to be a third wheel?
>Shart’s writer is normal>Shartfags are degens>Lae’zel’s writer is a degen>Laezelfags are normalWow… like poetry…
>Shart's writer is normallol?
>>492828853I killed her on my recent playthrough cause I couldn't abide another Fighter in the group.Sure, I could have just respec'd her to something else, but I also RP as my character being racist against filthy extraplanar aliens like Gith and Mind Flayers.
>Shart’s writer is normal
Yes, Shart’s writer is normal, and your hissy fit reveals how abnormal you are schizo
>Yes, Shart’s writer is normal
I know nothing about the habits of the various writers and what they post on twitter or whatever. Hopefully I never will
>>492830427If this guy wrote Shart, we’d actually have a good character on our hands
>>492781427> >varying dimensions each post> Agents of chaos.That's me. I do it to fuck with noticers.
>>492830458You will because their fetishes will be shoved down the throats of all your favorite BG3 characters
>>492830626I've already done a ton of runs, and it hasn't been a problem yet
>>492830695Boring reply try again
>>492830732I can keep replying if you'd like, but I don't think it will make you happy
>>492770457Halsin got himself captured by Orin without me needing to mod anything at all. Everyone in camp including Shart seems to have forgotten about him
>>492828703>fucking overweight ugly subhumans in the ass>having to manage two mentally ill subhuman personalities 24/7>having to share my house with 2 overweight ugly subhumans >having to share my bed with 2 overweight ugly subhumans>having to prepare food for 2 overweight ugly subhumans>fecal matter present on every surface>you’re just jealous of all this FUNlmfarofling on floor laugh cat owner detected
>>492830805Try again.
>>492830921Here's another in these trying times
>>492831093
>>492830826> Shart seems to have forgotten about himHow do we tell him
>world of magic and gods>choose to worship the evil goddess of destruction that promises you nothing but non-existence >her ethos revolves around her sister Selune, the holy goddess of light, that offers an eternity of peace and salvation >Sharrans do nothing but feel bad about themselves, talk about how much they hate Selune, and eat people But seriously, what the fuck is their problem? How does a religion this fucking retarded organize?
>>492831561He'll die, she'll have a one-liner comment, and that will be the end of it
>thread is making fun of subhumans like kevin>whiner brings up shadowheart out of nowherenot an attentionwhore btw
>>492831719And then one night, years from now, you’ll hear her moan “Big H…”You’ll pretend you didn’t hear it. But you did. And it’s eating you up inside. That bitch. How could she do this to you? There’s only one way to make it so she doesn’t think of him anymore.
>>492831854Who hurt you?
>>492832028Someone who’ll never think of Big H again….
>>492816590>hand tailoredThere are no options that result in anything different than other classes, it's just cosmetics, basically the same as something like:>Ahh, well met traveler! I see you are a <classname>! >Well, anyhow, we best be off.
Games are made for fun. Larian writers are not gods. They're hacks, game journalists and fanfiction creators. Nothing wrong with replacing the parts of the game you don't like.
>>492832770Irrefutable.
>>492831710I've always wondered, when it comes to evil deity worship how illegal is it?Like obviously any Bhaal or Shar cults would be shut down by any proper law enforcement, but something more mundane like Bane is that a crime, or are you just known as the kooky Banite who runs the neighborhood watch as a tyrant.
>>492833068There's a respected Umberlee's temple and she's chaotic and evil.
Perhaps you'd care for a little extra company...
>>492792579I'm not reading that
Modders get extra hugs and dialogues what do vanillatards get?
We cannot know if Gortash would be a good or bad ruler. What is his tax policy?
Do not disguise yourself as a female githyanki and take off your clothes worst mistake of my life
enlarged shadowheartelixir of cloud strength shadowheart
>>492835473Save files that will not be bricked when the next patch comes out.
>>492835717Reduced person gnome Tav>Fully.>Inside.>Shadowheart.
>>492835606benis hahaha
>>492831710I guess it's easier to get promoted in their hierarchy? That's really all they have going for them>>492833068Umberlee is tolerated because it's basically them just demanding tribute for blessings for safe voyages or whatever, but really it just varies by location. For the major metropolitan cities that aren't dedicated to a single god, I assume the big lines to cross are direct enemies of the major good gods and gods of things that are essentially just crimes
>>492835606LARIAN wtf
>>492835893>Umberlee is tolerated because it's basically them just demanding tribute for blessings for safe voyages(no guarantees or takebacks)
who is the poster child of bg3?
>>492836271shart
>>492831710Nihilists, maniacs, and brainwashed people.
>>492836271Aradin
>>492836271Shart Astarion Gale Laezel and Karlach
>>492835606I guess I learned something about Githyanki anatomy today
>>492836271schizophrenia
>>492836271who's on the front?
>>492836314karlach and wyll canonically kill each other in their duel and as they're both dying, wyll apologizes profusely
>>492836763Wyll canonically dies after the brain got destroyed because he can't swim
>>492836817shadowheart and frog kiss and fornicate during their beach sesh and she learns how to float there. wyll however dies to karlach anyway
>>492836737
>>492836271Francois
Whose idea was it to make Wyll an ugly nigger? Why couldn't they make him actually hot and make him look like Idris Elba or Wesley Snipes? This is chocolate man erasure. There's a reason he's the least popular companion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B69GfSqEZEs
>>492837296Which bg3 companion would enjoy undertale the most?
>>492837465Shadowheart, due to the autism
>>492837465Karlach 100%
>>492837465Shadowheart
I want to trick durge players into eating my shit. And I bet I could.
Admist posts about futa gith cocks, cuck spam and chocolate men lust this might be the worst post I've read today
>>492837853Frogfuckers are into eating shit. Why would they romance her otherwise?
Reminder that Durge is canonically eight years old
>>492838256Only Wyll and Gale would care about the age of consent
>>492838256That shit is canonically lying dead in Orin's bedroom.
>>492838256Nope
>>492838804Proof?>>492838498Not in my game>>492838374You forgot the H-Man
If you don't want to eat muffins with Shadowheart's shit, you don't love her.
>>492837081Any need for racism? It doesn't make you look cool and edgy
>>492839156there's nothing racist about their post
>>492837853Anyone playing hot topic presents: faggot as their character wouldn't need to be tricked, just tell them it'll make them look more gay and retarded and they'll jump
Patch 7....where?
>>492839606Deep in space, the final frontier
Larian's second project is called Project Sunny
>>492828286major rapist vibeshttps://x.com/niewiadoumo/status/1787947230365634883
>>492839717The boy slouches too much to be loved, I would never
How much money did Larian make from bg3? Are they no longer indie?
>>492839717Sounds like Daisy
>>492839897They haven't been indie for over a decade
>>492839897They're indie so long as they aren't owned by a publisher. But they've gone from garage films to a24.
>>492839867the best line the game:>DO NOT SLOUCH BEFORE ME BOY have you no respect for youself?
>>492839671source?
>>492839954who tf is daisy
>>492839982>Astarion’s spent all game trying to get hyped up for confront Cazador>comes in with weak slouching, immediately looking weakUnironically good advice from Cazzy
Astarion kissing a woman in front of Sebastian to annoy that faggot
>>492840052
>>492840087>he doesn’t know
>>492840237Any need for queerphobia? It doesn't make you look cool and edgy
>>492840087Someone tempting you to use tadpoles. That was for the main character. Cazador would turn off most of the players.
>don’t bring Astarion to fight Cazador>tell him Cazador is dead>he freaks out, starts crying that I took away his choice>”As soon as we’re through with the Elder Brain, WE’RE through”>immediately talk to him again>calls me “my friend” and thanks me for “what I did for him with Cazador”What is this dude’s fucking issue
>>492840237Screw Sebastian. He always dies
>>492840389Any need to copy me? It isn't cool or edgy
>>492840710yes it is
>>492840503he overreacted
>>492840510I want an option to free vampires but catch Sebastian and kill him.
>>492840510You're just jealous because Sebastian was Astarion's one true love. He even remembered him after 170 years
I really hate how Sebastian is forced on us. It's fucking ridiculous. I get it, Astarion slept with many people to lure them. I didn't need a teenage love story added to the game. Jeez."You taught me how". Fuck off!
>>492840965Very true
>>492840984Do you think they fucked again after epilogue if they survive?
>>492840984Astarion was my first PC and I hated when I was stuck in a gay conversation loop.
>>492841235Yea
patch today or tomorrow?
>>492839867Nothing but facts.
>>492841419Thursday
I wonder if Cazador was as spineless and weak as Astarion when he was a spawn.
>>492841806it only took him half as long as Astarion to ursurp his master, I would fathom Cazador was a more cunning and defiant spawn than Astarion. He was definitely rebellious and also got worse punishment than Astarion.
>>492841806He was actually banging coeds from the bardic college dailyThey don’t call him Cazador “10 Inches” Szarr for nothing
>>492842026>asian>10 inches
Cazador sacrificing 7000 people to get a 10 inch cock from mephistopheles
>>492842102It’s like a baguette
why do people complain about the black elves and not the asian elves like Cazador
Cazador “Banh Mi” Szarr
>>492842293Who complains about black elves? Never seen that
>>492841419Friday or early Saturday realisticallythey want people to test it on the weekend
>>492842341https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/text/nigga%20elves/
>>492842293They should never have gotten rid of his fu ManchuIt makes him actually look intimidating
>>492842293DND elves can look like anything, so who cares
>>492842198>baguette>asian
She doesn't even mention him lmao
>>492842541Shadowheart goes from a 8 to a 10 with that hair.
Wyll selling his soul to become white
>>492842527>>492842324
>>492842541he's a joke character just download the really shadowheart mod and filter his name
>>492842445/tv/ isn't included, but that's where the most seethium can be found because of the rings of power.
>>492842608I prefer this
>>492842541Based
Sorry Wyll, but i want that BHOOAL buff...
>>492843063>>492843063>>492843063
>>492843265>E A R L Y A G A I N
>>492831710Most common Shar worshippers treat her as a divine painkiller. They don't know or care about the more complex stuff.
>>492849607He left because Welch desecrated his work. She was fired a couple of months later...
