Previous: >>492883920Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Big Run: 9/6-9/8• Grand Festival - Past vs Present vs Future: 9/12-9/15• Version 9.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v900• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
>>493012185a classic example of a game that does this wrong is monopoly which goes on for a long time after a player has already won
weyyo!
reminder these are the criterias for a sub to be worth something>an area of effect >non-LoS restriction >long range >paint >actual damage (at least 60) >consistent/guaranteed effect
I love joey!
Its a bit long but its funny, 3 cephs try and open a chest oh and it has Tako's at the start.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g6uW-lKJTg
I love Aori.Who would like to play anything?
>>493013384Loved it. Super well animated and it was funny
>>493013815Muffin squid!
>>493013384The animations are expressive enough and the dialogue expected enough that you could probably eliminate the subtitles altogether and have a better end product. Overall very impressive.
Nice!
>>493015151you need to work on your facial expressions
>>493015151stop drawing coom shit
>>493016645The seller even added a cute little squid origami/cutout art to the package <3
I saw we were sharing AI covers last thread soI made Deep Cut sing Fatal for shits and giggleshttps://voca.ro/197fGN11Ivpj
>>493016953if you make a thousand of these you'll get to make a wish!
>>493016645is this the tower records release with the only good version of inkoming on it?
>>493016953Oriwoomi.
>>493012519it's a good sub, lets you control space for longer than succ, at cost of having to babysit it. for a defensive weapon, it's really damn useful, it just amplifies your main instead of doing job for you like some entitled kids expect it to. >>493013229all a sub needs is to justify the downtime it induces, which is 1.5-3 seconds worth of ink recovery, white frames and fizzy shaking (when applicable). every sub largely justifies itself, whether by giving more than 2 seconds worth of disruption (as in, time needed for the enemy to go around or/and regain lost positioning, not just the raw second splat bomb takes to blow), helping you secure a splat (~10 seconds of downtime on enemy side) or helping you or your teammates get into action quicker. most subs do that.sprinkler is the only one that does none of that, but it is the kind of sub that leeches off your repositioning time when you'd be recovering ink and likely swim around with a full tank anyway, a lot of other subs do that but sprinkler is mostly doing just that, and for weapons it's on it's often enough. the most problematic one is mine, actually, with the placement limit and largely being on slow passive weapons you don't get much effect out of them throught the match. almost every placement justifies itself, you just don't get as many placements as other subs. beakon actually didn't justify itself throught 1 and most of 2, the buff to every beakon giving two jumps has made it actually worth using outside of very niche circumstances like awkward maps where time saved with just one guy is worth it (mostly triggerfish zones and moray everything).
>>493016645white!
>>493016645>>493016953Very cute. I got this about a week ago myself alongside some stickers, keychain and other goodies.
>>493019508The cover is cute now show us some of the stuff inside it
Post grandfest outfits for your cephs.
>>493019346Need Squid Sisters in helldiver armor.
>>493019786Maybe later not right now.
>>493019670It's mostly just artwork, I got a digital version too so I can post some of the stuff from that when I have time
>>493019786I've posted mine like 5 times the past few threads lol
>>493019786My teeheeing license has been revoked.
>>493020545You don't have to repost them, it's a request for those that have yet to post theirs.
>>493020945but they are not-me. Why aren't they me. Why isn't everyone me. Why isn't everything me. Me meee me meee meeeeee me meeee meeeeeeee me me meeeee meeeeeee me me me meeeeeee meeeeeeeeeee me me meeee me me meeee meee meeeeee me meeeeee.
I’m trying not to be a neet anymore so started doing volunteer work to get into working… I only did 3 hours of data entry and went home and slept the whole day with a splitting headache after waking up… Post some squids to make me feel better
get fucked hydrafagget fucked splashfag
>>493017586Yeah it's the Tower release of Inkoming, so I assume it's also a Yes to the second part of the question.>>493018803And straight no less!
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>493024079Some squids
493025287whoops
>>493024079
>>493025454forgot pic
>>493025586squids after eating the crystals. THIS SHIT LACED
Post the girls' night image, you know the one.
>>493028519
>>493028640>team past after losing
>>493024198squidbagging e-liters and hydras is always morally correct
imagine being such a colossal asshole that you replace ability doubler on your splatfest tee with respawn punisher
>>493030249I never use ability doubler.
>>493029851drag em and bag em
>Nintendo just DMCA’d a mod that gives Sheldon’s Picks skins to a handful of weaponsthird kits bros?
>>493030370I sometimes keep it if I wanna have some doubled utility subs and such, but if you want a bunch of the same ability it's objectively worse than a pure piece of gear. They really should've made it a 2.5x multiplier or something
>>493031239Nintendo would dmca the sun rising and setting if they could
>>493030987They dmca'd someone's fucking selfie earlier today, don't try to find reason in it.
>>493030370I never changed the splatfest tee main, only put a qsj sub at bestI'll probably do for the three day fest though,
>>493031570it’s the only mod that was dmca’d
I guess GG S.
>>493031845GGs F, this match making refuses to put us together, its evil and wants us to fight each other.
callie the squid
>>493033582
How do you feel about Reefslider being reworked to function similar to Junkrat's RIP-Tire from Overwatch? In my opinion this would make Reefslider feel distinct from Triple Splashdown and the "charge forward" specials such as Ultra Stamp and Kraken Royale. I don't really play Overwatch, so what specific considerations would be needed to make it fit in Splatoon?
>>493034806Reefslider is fine it's already been buffed more than it should
>>493033784hii
>>493034806splat is way too fast-paced for a rip-tire. and rip is too low on effect in general, even for someone like me who prefers weak specials. bring back curling bomb launcher instead. considering the curls it launched were nothing like the actual curls, they should just be able to bring it back as its own thing.
>>493035574is your woomy the one that doesnt get to play with the rest and is just sorta standing off to the side
>>493034961>Still can't destroy bombsNot enough
reefslider just needs to delete bombs, that's itwould have prefered the kits that have it have triple splashdown but whatever
>>493035932That only happens because she doesn't put herself out there.
Anybody wanna SR in a bit? I need to get all the News rewards I missed.
>>493036153Yes, will be ready in 5 mins.
this is you (foreground)
>>493035574woomy on the right isn't wearing pants
Reminder Noble is french too, death to the french
>>493037297If team past wins Ammonitlings could be a thing...
>>493036153I assume there will be no SR...
>>493036034im sorry anon your woomy is a coward, she probably doesnt get bullied but most likely doesnt get to participate in a lot of things
>>493038304>limiting head gearsNot happening as playable
>>493036328sorry for taking so long, i'm opening the room
The team that wins will definitely determine the type of playable race we'll get next game, past gets some extinct species, present gets another ceph that's currently alive and future gets robo woomies.
>>493038616Please delete this
>>493038737Just finished a turf match, wait a lil for me.
>>4930387372/4
>>493038963im sorry you had to find out this way
>three wishes doesn't have half a mil views yetit's.......over.....................
>>493039609it's a fucking bore manIt's not ear hurting like riot act but I'm not ever seeking it out
>>493039609If it only was the deep cut part I'd listen to it more.
>>493039940no plan survives is good because it has my wife featured on it
>>493039609Speaking of three wishes someone told me it sounded like a disney parade song and now I can't unhear it. https://youtu.be/QV2fuqpasu4?si=0IgrxTczQGqriqBpIs there like a name for this style of music anyways??
>>493039940Idk what you mean it's very catchy. >>493039996This but with the squid sisters part. I also find myself skipping off the hook's verse entirely for some reasonPearl kinda drags the song down a bit ngl
I could get top 500 if seasource played every match
>>493040434shit taste
>>493040084wife(male)
>>493040598those are fins, not feet
>>493031570What was the selfie?
>>493040973Some Splatoon e-celeb
>>493041082Who? A Nip?
>>493040973Basically someone posted modded screenshot and under that tweet posted a selfie, Nintendo dmca'd both tweets.
>>493040434I’m glad nearly every thread understands the superiority of seasource
>>493041245>>493030987That just sounds like Nintendo's going harder on mods than anything else, which doesn't surprise me.
>>493041214https://x.com/OctaSpla2n/status/1830713796119408880Nah just some western chick
>>493038705Instead of headgear they get stickers, charms etc to decorate their head shells
>>493041412so why wouldn't they just take everything down on gamebanana then?the sheldon's picks mod is the only thing that got taken down.
>>493041585Who says they won't take down the rest of those mods? They took down a selfie as collateral damage, I doubt they are okay with certain mod links and not others.
>>493041245Was it modded? It just looked like two Finalfest pics
goblinlings (goblings?) when
>>493037297
>>493041846frye is right there
>>493041793She's wearing 2 headgear pieces on the right pic.
>>493041946yeah but when can we play as them
>>493041479that means nintendo owns her nowshe will be extradited soon
(re)learning inkjet is the most satisfying learning curve Splatoon has to offer>0-15 matches: insta deaths, only get assists or 3-4 shot splats>15-35 matches: consistantly land 2 shots, directs become more frequent>35+ matches: first shot after activation is always a direct, get directs shooting upwards, projectile speed and max range is fully ingrained, 2 splats average per activationit's worth dropping it for a season just to go through that again
>>493013815Callie if she started listening to punk/heavy metal/hard rock.
>>493031570Every single day there are more examples of why copyright is complete bullshit
>>493042054I wish they weren't so chintzy about players getting access to idol-ish features like colored fingers or stylized eyemasks.
>>493041479>>493041973>>493042098>my splatoon character not the only thing that changed in those 5 years
>>493041585where are her pants?
>>493042279
>>493042421colored fingertips are a sign of reaching adulthood which is why only Eight gets to have them and only in her second campaign where she's 19
>>493042771Why is Frye the only inkling with it.
>>493042918because pearl is permanently stunted with the body of an 11 year old and callie/marie don't do it because being youthful is part of their aestheticthat, or it's just an octoling thing and frye did it because shiver gave her the finger pass
>>493042771Why aren’t marinas green in this picture then
>>493042918Because she's a vampire squid not a common woomy. The rest of her family would be the same as well as any other vampire squids around the world.
Anyone else noticed a sharp increase in the competency of freelancers since triumvirate was a thing? It’s like they all locked in
>>493043056artist forgor
>>493043213I think your just getting lucky I've still notice the same old crap.
>game's making me put up with the same deadweight teammates 3 games in a rowI understand why people AFK now
>>493043045>shiver gave her the fingerhot
>>493043213
Octobrush sucks compared to inkbrush and painbrushWhat is the appeal?
>>493043459Its true.
>>493043693Brushfags are mongoloids and pick their respective tardstick based on feelings.
>>493043213In terms of killing kings, a bit.They seem better at focusing boris bomb, and understanding how joe's targeting works.
>>493043709why is shiver into toefucking
>>493043709But once off camera and back stage Shiver returns to her normal horny veemo state.
>>493043693Low skill floor and good against shitters. Also, painbrush is far worse
N, we are stuck in the bloody limbo.
>>493043967Painbrush is better for killing and inkingInkbrush lets you actually dodge chargers and get nasty flanks/rushes and is the best at inking for low costOctobrush costs too much ink for the tiny amount it does and the slow speed. It should at least ink more or have a slight bit more movement
>>493044191Or cost less, goddamnDoesn't help that all subs are expensive for it
>>493044025I have enough tolerance for one more try before I stop and kill myself
>>493044191>Painbrush is better for killingAssuming that you can even get into a good position and not die in your startup lag>inkingIt’s the slowest painting brush
>>493040348>Pearl kinda drags the song down a bit nglHere I thought I was the only one who felt that way. Pearl and Frye being rappers is integral to their characters and musical stylings. I get that. But, man, it just wasn't necessary as part of Three Wishes. Pearl's rap is the worst part of the song.>stop hating Pearl and FryeI like Pearl and Frye.
>>493044585I think I'll stop here for tonight, GGs M, sorry for the horrendous gameplay
When is it going to be my chance to win? Can we just skip to the part where you tell me the game's lost so I can move on to a match I stand a chance in?
>>493045029Yeah, those last shifts were kinda "fucked" if may I say so in such manner. Yet, it was still a pleasure to play with you comrade.
>>493044637>Assuming that you can even get into a good position and not die in your startup lagYes but you should be trying to flank with it or special spamming to begin with.>It’s the slowest painting brushFor startup yes, not for actual turf points to get specials goingRoutinely easier on both turf war and objective to be successful with it because the specials are at least worth spammingOctobrush specials suck to spam and it's just harder to get kills or inkIn 2 the kits for it were better as well, and the kits for ink/pain are vastly better too. In 3 the kits are just don't synergize well
jelly abuse is encouraged
>>493043693octobrush is lowkey the strongest brush. inkbrush is too focused on being a little piece of shit to be good at anything else, painbrush is painfully exploitable, while octobrush is a reliable, consistent and remarkably versatile weapon. it doesn't excel at anything, but it has enough of everything, including a rather rare combo of mobility and cover abuse. it's very freeform, easy to use and lets you play with opportunities that are way out of your skill bracket otherwise, at cost of having to consider your ammo and positioning more. >>493044191don't use it like a brush, use it like a normal weapon. only use its roll for short bursts of mobility, less than a second. >>493044637net output is broken for brushes, there's too much overspray. inkbrush has insane output but it's all overspray in a short cone. painbrush paints like a dynamo, and we all know how good ranged inking followed closely by fat hitboxes can be.
>>493045935shiver and frye with my balls
>>493045935Cod I wish that were me.
>>493046809>octobrush is lowkey the strongest brush. inkbrush is too focused on being a little piece of shit to be good at anything else, painbrush is painfully exploitable, while octobrush is a reliable, consistent and remarkably versatile weapon. it doesn't excel at anything, but it has enough of everything, including a rather rare combo of mobility and cover abuse. it's very freeform, easy to use and lets you play with opportunities that are way out of your skill bracket otherwise, at cost of having to consider your ammo and positioning more.I don't know, it's easier to just close the distance with inkbrush than approach with the much more limited kits of octo. Ink brush has kits that synergize really well while zipcaster is redundant and suctions are good but too expensive for how expensive the main weapon already is to use.Beakons are okay (depending on the team), but ink storm doesn't go well with it either to help you close the distance.>don't use it like a brush, use it like a normal weapon. only use its roll for short bursts of mobility, less than a second.Been trying but it's fruitless since normal shooters just outrange you and you are too slow to dodge charges or sloshers like with normal brush. I really don't want to be one of those faggots who uses ninja squid since I don't have to with other brushes to be successful, but octobrush seems to need it since it doesn't seem good at any particular role, just sort of okay at inking and below average on splats unless the enemy is asleep at the wheelMight try using the inkstorm kit with another set of gear but the zipcaster one just seems really bad unless the enemy is just not paying attention, at which point other brushes can exploit it more. The skill gap with movement for the ink is just too much and the specials for pain are better so it doesn't really feel like you are building to much except getting picks on people who aren't paying attention with the zipcaster
>>493043213Maybe you're on to something, I did Wave 3 and Fug kill with a 3-ceph team this rotation easily.>b-but reduced quota/HPAnd yet, until recently losing a player in freelance made everything spiral out of control and wipe within 15 seconds.
>Most maps with traffic in the background drive on the left>but some drive on the right>The truck Sheldon drive's in 2's final boss has the driver's seat on the left>Vehicles parked in the hubs have blacked out windows but position of the windshield wipers imply the driver sits on the leftSo which side is it?There are more left-hand traffic maps than right but there are no examples of right-hand drive vehicles in the series
>>493043213No. I haven't even kill the triumvirate once since I kept getting players I had to carry hard and that never used specials
>>493048619woomy city planners are silly
>>493047237>Past? Present? Future? I just wanna grill, for god's sake.
>>493047237the sammin are industrializingwhat mechanized terrors will they create now
>>493048843Now I'm imagining that you have to drive on these things to cross different parts of the city
>>493049258That doesn't even make sense what idiot design that road?
>>493049487the chinese
>>493049487woomyshe got paid quite handsomely for it too
NOT SO FAST we still lost lmao, the galfaggot on the other team was a smurf
Never paid it much attention till last week but this is the exact same van they use in Splatville for clean up work after a fest. Did Shiver loot the floating van for city clean up work?
>>493049669edging
>get raped by premade of 2 gals, pencil and rb>wait 2 minutes before queueing again>get matched up against that same premadeis the game that dead?
>2 turf match in a row being matched in a team that doesn't try to win at allNigga fucking try. I killed 2 and base invaded, had their backline run in circle. Fucking push holy shit
>>493050235yes
>>493050235they say that victims typically go back to their abuser
>>493050583Ruined by shitty proportions. Coomers have no taste
I think open is deader than series on average because people don't want to deal with premades unless they have a full stack themselves.
MKII is such a faggot weapon, they should've raped fizzy bomb with nerfs last game.
>>493050782Fuck off don't touch fizzies unless you buff Aerospray. MG depends on it
>>493050683Frye just wants to mess around with a Hydra so she added some extra ink tanks.
Hearing all the salty takes makes me happy i stopped playing this shit game. Comfy squid posting is where it's at. Enjoy your shit netcoding, rigged matches, unfun weapons and bad map design
493051001hardstuck B+
>>493050683you can just say you're gay, dude
>>493051113cope
>>493050887Maybe you should try playing a real weapon.
>>493050887>I can only secure kills from doing bomb into reefslider into bomb
salmon runshop rotationinterested?
>>493051220try not to have an aneurysm looking at this one
What do team future players look like?
>>493052114
>>493052114like nerds
>>493052114like this >>493050583
Post cephs that look like they'd bully your ceph
>>493051754>interested?Yes but sadly looks like I won't make it for some time.
What would Splat Tim choose?
>>493053517Past
squid juri
>>493053517Present. "He does it" is present tense.
>>493053659nice
>>493053517Timmy already joined present
Anyone wanna fish for 2 kings?
>>493050583>>493051775Sex goblin
>>493053916sure
ded gaem
>>493053517Splat Tim only moves fowardHe isnt held back by the pastand he isn't satisfied with the presenthe seeks to do it forever
>>493054101Open
>>493054334send a notification please
2/4
Cough... Cough... Where... The yebs-- COUGH...
>>493054590ye-abs damn
Pro: Callie wants you inside her, rawCon:
>>493054590right here
>>493054861kill yourself.
>>493055013I think you replied to the wrong pic, footschizo. I'm expecting a written apology
>>493055216kill others as well
>>493054837Ye-abs are the best, aren't they?>>493054942Good yebby! How do I get him into my SR copters?
cephs with hips wide as they are tall
gotta appreciate a hard workin' yeb
>>493055675woom looking at all them yebs
>>493055584Is that feasible
>>493055663You already posted this last time...
>>493051449MG uses Fizzy bombs to combo enemies with more range or firepower.Shooting alongside it so the enemy has to stop firing and retreat making it more secure to pursue.
Which one of you fags keeps posting cephs on the designated gentoo board?>>>/g/102219148>>>/g/102207706
>>493055789maybe half as wide now that i think about it
>>493055893I did?
>>493055893That wasn't that anon it was me actually sorry anon. We get mixed alot
anyone buy a festival shirt?
>>493056010it was meI will not apologize
>>493055789>big pubis monsFinally Rayzor makes the right things "fat"
>>493056568That's not Rz's art.
>>493056010I only post cephs on /a/ and here.
>>493056409how does one not get any kills with the blobbler???
>>493056620not based enough, I guess
>>493056620By being a veemo.
>>493055898Shit gameplay
I miss x battles. I need to grind faster.
>>493054861I would like to wife the muffin, and then impregnate her during passionate love making. 4 children thank you very much
>>493056620358 points thats how they didn't do anything but die I guess. When blobbing even your worst score should never be below 900 points on any mode.
>>493042609So Callie basically used Dr. Strange powers to see into the multiverse?
>>493055898Aerogay MG is still a bad kit, cope
>>493057484the universe where Callie willingly got octo'd and became a superdiva with octavio bringing a new era of octowave to inkopolis without the help of octo expansion...
>>493056068Oh...>>493056186"We" why are you two yebby enjoyers hiding from me...
>>493055898that was fresh! keep it up!
why does blueberry frye feel so right
>>493057639why are you like this
>>493057779are you the one that friended me on the switch or?how many yeb lovers are there anyways??
>>493057295I can guarantee that your night together will be messy, passionate, will give her a swollen belly, and you'll spend the rest of your life with her.
>>493057820Anon, you're supposed to call him trash
>>493058240oh sorry..>>493055898awful clips from an awful player with an awful weapon. super uncool actually!
>>493058290what is frye? chopped liver?
>>493057931kissable goblin
>runs straight into the enemy>dies to the enemy breathing on them>presses ouch at the speed of light>repeat over and overim going to lose my mind i need my kpop audio qs be damned
>>493057931do you think shiver sucks on her fingers like they're icecream?I bet they'd taste like icecream
>>493058938How am I supposed to flank on a straight line?
>they took away my x battler pass>i hate clam shitz>salmon has my least favourite boss and not a fun rotation in generaltime to turf my wars!!!
>>493058074Yeah that's me dude!Still waiting for a time where we can play together, my weyy boy wants to impress your yebby in Open.And sadly, we aren't that many, so I cherish my few yeb posters around.
>>493059292i mean i can play right now!!!
nice heels
>>493059902sexo
>>493059902She can step on my balls
>>493059902This woomy is ready to step on many a yeb/weyys
GG's FB I guess? Disconnect time out?
>>493060186yes it banned meggs
>>493059902whoremy
>>493059902she's serving cunt
you open your locker only for this yeb to fall out. wyd?
>>493060373I can only wonder why Agent 4 would be in my locker. He is the dummest Agent, so I guess that might explain a few things. Anyway, I give him a kiss before expediting him back to Captain 3's residence.
Help, my plaza's flooded with weyyos wearing effeminate accessories
>>493061112Sending a tied up yeb to a woomy's house, how scandalous.
>>493061112agent 4 is clumsy but he is actually the smartest one. he is in college yknow?
>>493059624I'm a bit busy right now, otherwise I would have invited you.Are you gonna be free tomorrow, anon?>>493060373Help him...Maybe invite him for a smoothie after.
>>493061232What! You have it all wrong here.>>493061378Hmm, I guess you are right. All the Agents are pretty smart in their own ways, but I commend Four for pursuing a higher education. What a good yebby.
>>493060373Call Marigold and complain that the jannies aren't picking up the trash properly.
Damn inkmine, you got me
>>493060373cum on face and walk away
>>493060373Free him and part ways because even if I saved someone's life they still wouldn't be friends with meexpecting to be rewarded for doing the right thing is a fools idea of being good
>>493062027Anon that is not nice. Yebs are just as a nice as every other ceph out there.
>>493062408Not you
>>493061524okayyy tomorrow morning or maybe like tomorrow night but like night night like later in the night!
>>493063247Can she pee on my ice cream?
>>493060373ass rape the jew boi
>>493063668Sir this place follows health and safety laws. Now if you want woomy to shoot her yellow ink over your icecream then yes she can do that.
can i join that turf
I swear to god spending 30k on a gacha roll makes it like 90% more like to be a light blue capsule than the 5k or conch shell rolls are.
Saw a yebby dancing while in high heels, I was impressed.
>>493064273You sure can mine
>>493063592I should be around tomorrow night, alright!
>>493059210>not a fun rotation This rotation fucks. You're off your rocker if you don't like it
GGs all turfers
>>493064463
>>493066197Image didn't upload right
>>493066395slut
>>493057639Why the fuck would you make such a universe? You heartless heathen...
>>493066395She's gonna damage the pads
>>493067371Corruption is extremely erotic. Evil girls are sexy
>Dress my yebby like a total slut>Walk around splatsville for a while>Pop a bonerI can't be the only one, r-right?
>>493067924not even horny or anything I just think punk callie is cool and she and octavio would go on tour with their industrial pop remixes
>try turfing>/ink/ joins>lose 5 or 6 times in a row while they keep getting put on the enemy teamth-thanks
>>493068256I did something like that once with a veemo. I gave her a slutty outfit and made up stories where she whores herself out to yebs.
>>493068256Anon, I have some news for you. Your yeb ain't the slut... you are.
>>493068647I thought youre always together on the same team
>>493068695This was every other post on /ink/ back in 2018
>>493068647/ink/ never joins turf
>>493068773That's only if you queue together initially, if people drop in on your lobby their team is randon.
>>493068974Do you live under a rock?
>>493068647are you the beans guy? cuz just saying you got some matches in the same team as me and we won together so its not all that bad!
>>493069216They never join mineWhich is fine I suck anyway
No one ever joins me in X battles
>>493069398good yeb. that combo is peak
>>493069406i would but... got kicked down to S so... that gottas wait
>>493069398What a nice looking yebby we have here.
>>493069713joey and his strongest soldiers
>>493069713I like it when cephs hang from their launcher like that it makes them look soo cool
>>493069475>>493069952Got this fit too.
>>493071216https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
Oh nice, my amiibos are getting here Friday
>>493071302Was thinking more of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXJtz1TgmIM personally.
>>493071216Light and dark, neat yeb indeed. Think you got an outfit in mind for the Rockin' Leather Jacket from Annaki? It's a blue and white version of the biker jackets from Rockenberg.
GGs terfs.
>>493071216oh niceI got this one thats all red I need to do it with other colours...
>>493071732The grizz version of the captain cap could work
ggs turd sorry I'm so shit
>>493071956Green.hmm what are some good blue gear you guys?
>>493071981Might be worth a shot if you already have it or have Gold Scales to spare.
>>493071732I actually wear the aviators and punk cherries with that CBA taking a picture right now.
>enemy uses hammer>they're fucking invincible from the front>I use hammer>literally every weapon can just shoot me from head on and I die instantly??????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>493072910Aim lower
Trislosher players are all mouthbreathers, Nouveau players even more so. I will think less of you as a person if I find out you play the weapon.
>>493072910just make yourself lag
>>493072162I think this is a nice set of blue gear. Also based FA-01 Jacket enjoyer.
>>493072960>hammer>aim
>>493073470Retard, to shoot through it
>>493073637>hammer>>>>aim
Can we just stop pretending wall isn't a huge problem for 3 games straight and rape the thing with nerfs already?
>>493073401oh that shirt is good actually. I'll keep this in mind. right now my yeb's main fits are these I have them saved on my trusty big man amiibo!
>>493073815unironically skill issue
>>493073873t. 52/Squeezer main
>>493073864bratty sex with sarcastic yebby #6
>>493059292stop grooming all the yebs
>>493074198but not the others? fake fan...
>>493074118never played eitherliterally git gud
>just need 1 more win to get to next rank>put into FLAR queuewonderful
>>493074526Explain how to deal or play around it if you don't have a weapon with a bomb. Of course you won't answer because you're full of shit baiting for (You)s.
>>493073249brb changing my weapon to trislosher nouveau
>>493074198classic!!
>>493074670>back up>shoot it>wait for it to disappear
if a hammer goes up to you you just flee to the side then shoot behind.chances are they'll feel untouchable and just keep moving foward so you can just jump on the back and blam!you can also just do what i do with them and krakens... run in circles and dodge everything til they run out and become easy prey
>>493075840Oh yeah, let's let the fag enabler crutch shooter do as it pleases because for some reason 52 has some retarded ink efficiency and popping wall means nothing to it.
>>493076940git gud
>sonicfag is a shitterbig shock
>all of my teammates are octolingsshould i just afk those games?
>>493078110yes, and report and block them all after
>>493078110>in the forced veemo queueI'd just stop playing for the night.
squid supremacists
ice cream time!er, she's standing right behind me, isn't she...?
>>493078716Woomy game, woomy thread, woomy world.
>tfw best buy still hasnt shipped my Amiibo
you're a squid now
>make /ink/ uncomfortable just by being an octoUh based?
>>493074308Not grooming.
grooming woomy
>>493079587hating something doesn't make me uncomfortablein fact im pretty sure it's when i strive the most
I think most octo haters are just tako lovers who are mad that we can't play as them
My woomy is a futoko...
>>493081204A lot are from splatoon 2 era that were upset that people were calling veemos cuter than woomies, it legitimately broke a few inkers minds that they would spam daily hating on octos when octo expansion dropped. Some even refused to buy the dlc because they would be forced to play as an octo, it's pure insanity. Interesting to take note, octo lovers don't hate inklings but inkling lovers hate octos. Proves a big point
>>493081464smart woomy
>>493081204It is dumb though, all that effort for OE to then intentionally slightly miss the mark for no good reason.>b-but hats won't fitstupid
>>493081148Joining /ink/er sr lobbies as a pink slopsuit drill veemo with red eyes so they don't slack off and try their best.
parko is an enemy
Splatoon 3 is going offline starting September 6th due to poor sales, and only having a concurrent player count of 40 players...
>>493082638but what about big run?
>>49308263839*I'm going to sleep.
YOKO SUPREMACY
>>493082638you will be compensated by nintendo sending you fish flakes in the mail
>>493047654see, your issue is expecting a versatile gun to have overpowering advantage states. you don't get to skip neutral with octobrush like you do with other two, you gotta work to create and maintain advantages to get the job done, noy rely on cheap flanks and brute force. octo's toolkit gives it a very wide spectrum of advantages it can capitalize on, and then its fat quantifiable hitbox gives it great ability to secure splats, you just have to push your advantage a bit more to make up for overall slightly below par performance.>zipcaster is redundantit's one of the better zipcaster users, and zip is a great fit for its kit- it's strong but not a free win, you gotta work mentally for it to function.overall, for you personally, i would suggest sticking with octobrush, it'll be a great learning experience. it is good at teaching the exact skills you seem to be lacking. don't go with ninja and sharking, it's not that kind of weapon (no weapon is that kind of weapon, there's no reason to shark with anything other than .96 gal), pick stock octo and learn how to find and create opportunities and control the pace of the match.
>>493084831Even with it under performing compared to other brushes I can get top of the score for kills or turf, the issue is that it is too mediocre to deal with big threats and to make any big turn around plays that the other brushes can do much easier.I used it a ton in 2 to great effect because the kits were better but in 3 the kit just feels weak and is too liable to get outranged or run out of ink, especially with the new map design and "melee" weapons that are better or faster and shit like squid rolls that can help enemies get away fasterIt just struggles even harder to deal with stuff that brushes already can have trouble with like splatlings and chargers and for a tiny range and damage buff that isn't as useful as the speed from the inkbrush letting you make higher risk/reward plays or to pursue fleeing targets/causing panic. Just doesn't ever seem worth it with how team reliant the kits are too.
>>493084831worded it weird. i meant that if you want to shark, there's zero reason to use the traditional for the playstyle rollers and such. 3-liner shooters, s-blast and range, bloblobber, flux, swords, any of these sharking with ninja will blow the pants off any puny roller doing so.the only roller that should shark is dynamo on occasion because it's funny. but really, because its entire game plan is to get into people's heads, so it should take turns being demonstratively visible and very sneaky to build up enemies' fear and paranoia.
It's a "carry your shitters against an all Jap team" kind of night.
I'm still so sad we're just gonna get another baint&click with festive sfx all over it instead of a proper Anarchy Rainbow ω-3....
>>493085553STOP HER, SHE'S GONNA DIE OF A HEART ATTACK
Sorry folks, I'm just not a fan of sharks - and don't worry, they'll be around long after we are gone.
Is sub power up ever actually worth it?
>>493087503Beakons, that's it.
>>4930875032 subs of spu is fun on burst bomb weapons
Who keeps freshing me???
>>493086413It's embarrassing that the team couldn't deliver at least one or two more Omega-3 covers for the two most important Big Runs in the game. Just 'Bait & Click'. That's it.
how much of 3 is sitting on the cutting room flooror did they really produce this little with a bigger team
>>493088296exactly! the new one isnt even that different they just took the song they already made and sprinkled some whistles and drums here and there and that's it.I think a now or never Omega-3 cover with tiny motifs from tomorrows nostalgia today, we're so back and anarchy rainbow would've been the perfect send off for the grand run honestly
I love freshing everyone.
>>493088746I think you're pretty fresh yourself!!
I need a weapon that can turf AND brawl. Last time I tried to go full unha with roller but we had no turfers and I wasn't able to properly flank or anything because nobody was inking the zones, and the enemy took it back too fast when I did manage it. I tried bloblobber and had the zones inked a lot of the time but then a dualies fag kept running around and murdering everykne with triple splash.Sidenote- how the hell are you supposed to deal with triple splash?
>>493089090Aerospray MG - turfs alot and gets you the killsNzap 89 - turfs ALOT and gets you the killsTrislosher - Gets you alot of kills and it turfs a good amountPainbrush - gets you enough kills and being a brush it turfs pretty good.
>>493089090splatanamove out of the way the trade isn't worth it
>>493079030it's only out today isn't it
>>493089090also when you see the triple splash down just look up and try to splat the player before he gets to the ground. you'll still die probably but a trade is better than dying and letting him go on turfing your side of the map!You could also swim away if you're a pussy...
>how are you supposed to dea-report them
>>493090264her ears feel so small without the earrings
>>493090421are these new?
>>493090421My queen
>>493089376I hate this shoot the splash down shit. I swear to god everytime I react like spiderman and start shooting the splashdown user I hear the fucking ink armor sound and die
>>493090662They should really make the clones weaker so you can clear them faster
>>493090468Apparently posted on Splat JP's instagram.
>>493089090Splattershot
>>493085829>or turfanon you're not playing tw in the year of our lord 2024, do you?>the kitsthe overall meta was better. octobrush largely didn't change while things around it got stupidly stronger. and yes, map design. but octo is still one of the most versatile guns around, a lot of strong options are more focused and/or less consistent.>outranged or run out of inkthat's kinda the point, you get all that versatility and consistency, you gotta have some weaknesses to contend with. if you can't, probably not the weapon for you.>big turn around plays>that can help enemies get away fasteragain, octobrush is not that kind of weapon, it's not an all or nothing "skip neutral" button, it is exactly "play neutral" kinda gun, you want to keep a steady pace with it. no chasing people down into their own turf, no huge plays unless you outplay the enemy fair and square, but also no big downs unless the enemy dumps two trizookas and a cooler upon your team. >splatlings and chargersnot any more than something like sshot. can sshot beat a charger directly? usually not. can it not get shot by a charger? that's its job. >tiny range and damage buffoctobrush has like twice the effective range of inkbrush, and with it also much better cover abuse. inkbrush is cuddle range, octo is almost a proper 2-liner.
I think splashdown in 2 was balanced. Shit but it was a good anti-special special.3 is just a shitshow. I wouldn't have minded the power increase so much for specials if they all weren't safer panic buttons.
>>493089090aggro bloblobber is what you seek. pick up deco and play very in people's faces, when up close you get oneshots. use marker to finish those who escape your wrath.dullies hate good blobs because they can't roll safely. be a good blob, learn to move with the blobs and place them where you predict the enemy to be.
>>493091209
>>493091209>>493091434F L A T
>>493091209Shiver sexo
>>493091013>anon you're not playing tw in the year of our lord 2024, do you?As an example, also mean for getting pts for special in general. And yes I use it to test weapons and gear set ups sometimes.>the overall meta was better. octobrush largely didn't change while things around it got stupidly stronger. and yes, map design. but octo is still one of the most versatile guns around, a lot of strong options are more focused and/or less consistent.I don't think octo is as versatile as you make it out to be, especially compared to standard shooters and dualies.>that's kinda the point, you get all that versatility and consistency, you gotta have some weaknesses to contend with. if you can't, probably not the weapon for you.I can deal with the weaknesses I just think that inkbrush is better for having ways to play around them with fast movement. Octobrush is still very short ranged as far as "versatile" weapons go and inkbrush can make up for the range with mach speed.>again, octobrush is not that kind of weapon, it's not an all or nothing "skip neutral" button, it is exactly "play neutral" kinda gun, you want to keep a steady pace with it. no chasing people down into their own turf, no huge plays unless you outplay the enemy fair and square, but also no big downs unless the enemy dumps two trizookas and a cooler upon your team.I notice that the best scenario to use it in is to fake retreats but other brushes do it better still.>not any more than something like sshot. can sshot beat a charger directly?Specials are more versatile to do it and since the shots are more controlled and cost less you can shoot in a bigger arc for longer over cover to deal with it sometimes. sshot has an easier time imo. Only thing that has a harder time than octobrush is like dynamo roller but I barely use that thing since I don't like the kits or weapon itself>octobrush has like twice the effective range of inkbrushCover abuse is still not great though.
only respectable octobrush main we had switched to inkbrush in 3I think he might be dead or moved onwish it could be me
>>493093338>wish it could be meIt still could.
>>493057484Hmmmm, I think her silliness allows her to break the fabric of reality. Also, good morning. :D
>>493094152Oh, probably. I'd imagine even Dr. Strange would be astonished that she even had such a power. Good morning to you as well, friend! :D
is it an uncontroversial opinion to hold that there are way too many splatoon 3 profile icons
woomy
What if splatoon manga but the demographic is above the age of 5?
>>493095046
i fucking love woomy
>>493095328
>>493094812One for each character, idol, shop peepsOne for each with 3d rendersOne for each in tableturf variantsOne of the idols and agents in 2d artwork formI personally think it's good. Makes for alot of cool nintendo profile pics
>>493095328i, woomy, love fucking
/ink/ers and their mains Timmy/Fantasy = Clash blasterCranberry = SlosherRainy = Splat Chargersoup = Range BlasterFreakazoid = ExplosherPanic/ChkTendies = Splash-o MaticSnakeHand = Squiffer Chavo = Inkbrush Broy = Hydra splatlingrc = Mini SplatlingWhacka/Ballin/Hot Beans/Booyah Boy = Dynamo RollerAuralian = Big Swig RollerBrostar = Splat DualiesGreat Tusk = Splatana Stamperä = E-literJoey = BlobloberFrye Fan = Ballpoint Splatling Nono = Aerospray MGSaber = Splatana Wiper Hippie/Tokay = Undercover BrellaMehtaru = Jet SquelsherExcelExcel/Urchincel = TrislosherBargo = Splat BrellaMeaya/Yxx = Glogga DualiesRandom Guy = Tetra Dualiessema = Dapple DualiesNoble =SplattershotKold/Squinty/Gurkan = N-zapOfflock = Tri stringerNekolin= .52 GalLunar = Splat RollerMorgan = Flingza rollerRANG/(You)/Grezarzagra = splattershot JrReuniculus/Happy Sky = Nautilus
>>493095836Morgan is based
>>493093338Did he really?He's on poolsclosed btw
>>493095937I'm silly, not based.
>>493096025I said respectable.
>>493096084Silly based flingzer!
>>493095836A lot of these mains seem off
I think I just broke 30 for the first time.
>>493096601Was it just staggered spawns jumping to the tower 3/4s of the game?
>>493095836I main dynamo tho. I just play a lot of eliter too.
>>493096801First 1/4th is me screwing up.RLRQ-WX49-S71V- W7T3
>>493097123The list has spoken
https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/1831256135434641481?t=nshllmxyRqhrjC8bxE7gag&s=19 Nogami finally remembered the left and right dpad buttons exist
>>493097964I wanna spray my special white ink all over woomy
>>493097964This is a historical moment in Splatoon
>>493095836You misplelt Bloblublober
>>493097964This is groundbreaking news
Who would like to play anything in 20 mins (Or maybe a lil later)? I know that most likely nobody, but still must ask.
>>493098421We playing Open right now
>>493097964I've genuinely wanted to be able to emote or dance or do anything other than spin around and squidbag during splat fests basically since this series began
>>493098421>>493098475i can join in a bit for open too
>>493097964>フリカゾイド buttonDamn...
>>493096084I like you either way. No homo.
>>493097964
>>493098871press up on the d-pad to get high
>>493098871Bunnies confirmed.Wave 3 dlc with bunnies as a playable class
watch as yay gets translated into "yippeee"
>>493099071too optimistic
>>493099071>>493098871
dancing is cringe desu.leave that kind of thing to the professionals.
>>493095836I may have diversified, but my heart will always be with the Jr.
>>493098759Oh, that's sweet.>>493098475Great! I can join now.
so did the netcode actually get any improvements?
>>493099401Not in any way that's been demonstrated concretely, people are just going off vibes.
>>493099401I feel like sometimes I die quicker
>>493098421i can play some zones at rotation if you'd be down to play at that time still
>>493099771Hmm, I wanted to join the other group that is still playing right now, but can host after rot to play with ya.
>>493099358Just saw we started one
>>493099230What do you do at parties then?
>>493099883yeah sure, don't worry
>>493100006Damn, I go turfing then.
>>493099401wtf woomy why did you have to go and do that
>>493099154>>493099136I'll still yippe in my dreams.
>>493099401i feel it got worse.i never had issues before then they did something and i noticed ive been having errors more often>>493100106She was on team chaos
Approximately 2.5 years until we all try splatoon 4's testfire and oatmeal tells us the tickrate is still 15 frames
>>493099136ngl this reminds me alot of ACNL's club LOL and it's auto emote featurealso wish this was a thing from the startdo you think this will be a feature on the splatfest reruns as well?
>>493100068We ready (sorry I pressed continue earlier)
>>493097964>Posted at the same time as the Nintendo of EUROPE twitter account. NOT splatoon NA account. Who the FUCK IS RUNNING THE SOCIAL MEDIA
>>493100789in europe is daylight in north america is still early
>>493100789social media marketers read >>491480120
>>493097964It's been a long journey, hasn't it?
>>493101248Thats me
>>493100062Hosting a zone room. I still play kinda bad after a lil break. And host M btw.
[Festival infiltration report]It's Fuuka.There is a platform for staff to use in front of the giant clam stage, but it is dangerous so climbing on it is not allowed.Come to think of it, there seemed to be cameras and drones left behind on the second floor.Hmm, it certainly could be a great spot for taking photos...
>play two games>one sided stomps twice in a row>remember why i quit playingthe matchmaking is still shit huh
>>493102132Smaller playerbase = less ability for them to make balanced matches without wait times becoming too long for people to even bother playing
>>493102132just woomy post instead its much cozier
>>493102035>the english version mischaracterizes shiver againgood morning i hate treehouse
>>493102132just afk
>>493102225post it
>>493102406I'm on my bed but just search nintendo of europe.
>>493102132yeah it's a shame too, I used to be pretty good at this game and I can't stand it.I wish I could be naive and stupid and just play to enjoy it but I'm too much a sour old bastard now.
>>493101891is it ok for me to play?
>>493102225>>493102406>>493102463
>>493102406"Your favourite reporter Shiver here, with a public safety message. Officially, you are not meant to climb the scaffolds for staff in front of the Giant Clam stage. I know they're the perfect vantage point for photos. I know they're unguarded. Just saying."
>>493102926Yes! Room is up, but I must ask. You only want to play open rn?
what's wrong?The translation looks fine.
>>493103252never mind, something just came up, sorry to interrupt you. next time though!
>>493103030>>493103042what about this is mischaracterization
>>493103030Thanks for letting us know about a potential sniper perch Shiver. Pearl will be taken care of. Look, I even have her in my sights right now...
getting up on the conveniently unguarded scaffolding and taking a shot (at big man (I grazed his ear))
>>493103379Bitch has no ears
>>493103316It's not reserved and cool like Fuuka.
>>493103379>Every ceph hides in their ink as it happens>Top X battle sniper takes the shooter out>When the bodyguards move Big man off stage he raises his fin and lets out a loud AY!
>>493103484idk feels like you guys just like to complain sometimes
>>493103484what is reserved and cool about barking like a dog when she sings
>>493103315Okay, good luck then.
>>493103603Why do you think half the general is pastfags?
>>493102787They were stomps in two different directions. I'm still good, the game is just shit at finding people of equal goodness.
>>493103030>>493103484I despise treehouse and even I don't really see anything that bad. just remove the "just saying"
>>493103667Shut up 3 newfag, we own thisvplace
>>493103728Have fun playing with nono
>>493103687She's clearly sending a message to her fans, kill the competition for Deep Cut.
>>493103883Most people have her blocked so it doesn't matter
>>493095836Thanks for including me, but you needed to do a bit more research.
I don’t care who wins as long as Off the Hook loses.
yeah i'm team past, how could you tell?
>>493104073Splatoon 4 return of the reptilians
>>493104073>evolvingfake pastfag
>>493103983based
>>493103942You only play Jr when we're together
>>493104968cute!
Why are so many of you so bitter, or rather why aren't you doing anything about it? You dont deserve to play colorful woomy game if you're going to stay like this
>>493104968He just like me
>>493102132Every match feels like a fucking life or death scenario where I have to turbo tryhard and carry retarded teammates to barely get a win or just get stomped, rarely do I get matched with fellow good people on my team who can pull their weight and I can be more laid back in the game.I wish Splatoon had side games that weren't multiplayer focused like how pokemon has mystery dungeon so I can enjoy customizing my veemo and enjoying the game without all the damn stress of terrible teammates or insanely fucked balance all the time.Maybe something like a turn based rpg/tactics game or a top down diablo clone or something
>>493104968to be fair it doesn't take that long
>>493105340doing anything about it always ends up the same way so why bother
>>493105340Colorful woomy game doesn't deserve to have me play it because it stays like it is and they refuse to do anything about it. Of course I'd be bitter.
>game ends with only one inkjet shooter and zero zipcaster shooters
>>493106220There'll be a 3rd splash kit with zip.
>>493106220yeah and the inkjet shooter hasn't been usable since the patch that inkjet was at its most busted, and even then it was only on the cusp of usability
>>493106334femoid artist
>>493106635most of the yuri artists are femalein fact i'd say most of the deep cut artists are female (this one isn't a deep cut artist but still)
>>493106220The kits in 3 have been so unfun for the most part in my opinion. It's strange how even though some were perfect in 2 they changed them. I get the removal of ink armor and tenta missle nerf even if I think it was heavy handed, but changing the kits for stuff that was already pretty balanced and fun into things less intuitive and with less synergiy is strange to me.I might be biased though since I dislike most of the new/splat 1 returning specials. I like how they made splashdown actually useful instead of always a death sentence though as well as crab tank.
>>493107190Oh and reefslider is alright too
Reefslider just needs some invicibility extra frames or the ability to defuse bombs
>>493107190I think it's weird how 3 generally has fun ideas for new main weapons, and the new specials are basically fair and have counterplay to them (tacticooler aside), but they seem like they're really afraid of giving most weapons strongly synergistic kits.
>>493107552They might be afraid of making some things too dominant like 2 but if that were the case chargers/long range would not be so damn powerful and the map design would have not been made in such a way to make them so strong either3 is just confused compared to 2. I like the qol but apart from that, the campaign, and shit I hate like battlepass/having to have internet to claim news items the game could have just been updates to 2 and it would have been fineI'm probably not going to buy splat 4 if they put the same effort in from 2 to 3 or less, especially if the online is still so bad.
there will never be a funner kit than ttek in 2
>>493107707someone cut off veemos legs oh the woomanity
>>493107832Tenta Sorella Brella was hilarious on splat zones
when they said the game would have chaos in didn't think they meant the balance and maps
>>4931082153's maps are the opposite of chaotic
sbmm makes playing anything off your main in tw basically throwing
>>493108247design wise sure but I mean more in the sense they're meat griders
nnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh i know what ya said about me behind my back nigga
>>493108545What does sbmm stand for again?
>>493108627spill the tea sis
>>493108645super bros mario mario
why do they make that stupid face when they do sisters style
>>493108645Skill Based Match Making.
>>493105434Yeah it'd be swell if there was some kinda singleplayer mode that was really fun and replayable
Ah dammit my team didn't followGG rc for quick turf
>>493095836these are super cute
>>493107504Jihadslider needs less recovery frames after the explosion. Sitting on your ass like a retard for an entire second is what kills the special.
>win gacha prize>remember I turned off lobby noctification and forgot to put it back on I'll remaon unfreshed...
>>493109989stinky ceph
>>493109741You can find more like these on the booru... if it's still up
>>493109989Fresh!
>>493095836timmy "mains" clash blaster whenever he plays with /ink/ because he would mog the fuck out of everyone if he werent playing with a handicap
>Change veemo to weyyo>Lewdness increases x16
>>493109536gg
>>493110304Not you too!
>>493110128Booru is indeed still up
Yebweyy gang, we have to stop weyyos from becoming veemos
>>493110836reread his post
>>493110383just a crumb of goblin cleavage.. please nogami...
i’d probably play a yeb/weyy instead if they didn’t all look like faggots
>>493098285im gonna bloblublob you
>>493110836This yebby has autism
>>493110960hiro looks straight
>>493111063>this
>>493111152top woomy x bottom weyyo is quite popular in the fandom
>>493110960That's the reason most yebweyy players play them
I think yebbies are cute, especially when paired up with a cool woomy.
I have the straightest yebweyy in this general.
>>493111725post him
Nono's weyyo was the straightest and now he's gone...
>>493111885post him
A bee excited by the Nuraneva Gear has come to Bankara Town!Hachi: "This is a commemorative photo of the Slime Union."Fuuka: "Who the hell are you? Don't underestimate a thug like that!"
>>493111885He may be straight but he's still the biggest faggot here.
>>493111885>so straight he transitioned
>>493111961coom art
>>493111961I want to grope a veemo
>>493110836Just because a weyyo dresses cute that doesn't make him a veemo
fuucrack
>>493112451is that a boy?
>>493099401nopestill getting sniped through walls and late-killed by JP players
Americans please wake up and do something, homosexuals are roleplaying in the thread unchecked
>>493112884you clearly don't know your basic octo anatomy, anon
>>493113109enlighten me anon I want to learn
>>493113150he's referring to the eye ringsweyyos dont have the extra spikeit's a reliable tell, something inklings lack and why hime yebs exist
>>493113074you don't even know what roleplaying is, maybe you should google it instead of sperging out in the thread like a drama-seeking little faggot
>>493113074post more straight texts/pics/vids instead of complaining like a faggot
>>493103030>English localization makes the character use English slangwhhoooaaaaa this is clearly outrageous and unprecedented
mlem
>>493113579>t. NoA localizer
>>493113109there aren't any octos where i live>>493113231oh i see. what an interesting evolutionary trait
>>493113661>t. seething autist that spergs over nothing
>>493087503Loads of sub power up is funny on point sensors. You can chuck them over half a map's distance and they last for up to 16 seconds. Nobody runs more than 1 sub of sub resistance, so you can put someone, or even multiple opponents, on the back foot for a good chunk of time per throw.
utsuhorns
>>493113951she has to work very hard on growing her horns in order to cut them off for the millions of woomies that want their own horns
>>493114137it's okay, she eats enough for it
Playing a weapon without a lethal bomb is like pulling teeth. They should just remove utility subs next game, most of them are hot garbage anyway.
>>493107782>They might be afraid of making some things too dominantThey already did this though. Machine, Splash, Squeezer, Ballpoint, Trislosher Nouveau, Stamper, Pencil, etc. We already have a whole slew of ridiculous god tier kits and OP weapons, it's just that most of them were launch kits. Now the new kit releases have all been weaker and can't hope to keep up.
>>493108645Squid-based matchmaking.
>>493108645smash bros melee moments
>>493114825>picks something she doesnt like>has a bad timeyeah they should change the game to accomendate you
>>493108545splat3 never had sbmm, it was always ebmm
>>493116801>"just don't take it!"all the more reason for those subs to be changed, if your only defense is "pick something else"
the only matchmaking splat3 has is FLAR
>>493116873Extremely based matchmaking
>>493116801I could make an argument about how much better bombs are in this series, but given the way you type I'll just call you a retarded nigger and move on instead.
>>493116936flar is essentially what engagement-based matchmaking isforcing losses (and wins) to trick you into playing more
>>493103942this woomy doesn't wear shoes wtf
>>493117180Balanced matches that you have a 50% shot at winning are more engaging than 1 guaranteed win followed by 1 guaranteed loss thoughbeit
>>493114825consider this: learn to play neutral properly and you'll be less reliant on subs and be able to run fun shit like bekkins
>>493116876Picking something else is probably the best choice for you. Not every kit is for everyone, and a lot of it comes down to your playstyle. If you're struggling with utility subs then removing them entirerly from the game is just stupid. What a childish take
>>493117257love yourself
Still disappointed W-3 isn't playing on stage during this. But at least we can get Goldie's on normal waves.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PPhCuIfDEE
>>493116936TOCIY
>>493117407>funI only have fun when I win.
Goji raped a newborn to death this morning.
>>493117724okay redditor
>>493117782Based.
Reminder that it's okay to filter any and all /ink/er names because normal people just say initials while only the local freaks actually say them.
>>493118207are you that scared of other people, anon?
>>493118453How does something like this even happen? Is it some sort of birth defect? I just wonder what it takes for a person to be raised, grow up and then end up obsessing over someone like this.
This game's become way too fast-paced and aggressive for my tastes, I will never be able to keep up with all these adderall-addled zoomies playing cooler meta shit.
>>493118398What part of your under developed brain associates keeping your living space free of shit all over the floor as being scared? Literally the only people that make posts like you did just now are those terrified that their schizo posting won't be seen by the masses because that's the only positive thing you have in your lives
>>493118579
>>493118727that's just most people over 30, if you didn't git gud at a game before that threshold then you ngmi
Keep your bullshit to yourself if you don't want Truth to be spoken.
>>493118921
Are (You) prepared for the Big Run?
>>493118569mindbroken schizos will be mindbroken schizos
>>493119008I'm not cheating and watching videos of people playing it, so no I'm completely unprepared
>>493118586Yikes! I hit a nerve with that one huh? Please see a therapist anon. You dont have to be afraid anymore
>>493097964>Posted at t the same time on the Splatoon Japan and Nintendo of Europe account>Not splatoon Na>Nintendo of Europe which hasn’t announced any other grand festival stuffFucking WHY
>>493088746Hello fellow pool fresher.
>>493118837its okay anon
>>493119123
>>493119292Small indie
>>493119305no it's not
>>493119412whats wrong
>>493095836>Not on list>But in the imageAll is as it should be
>>493119571my recent wins dropped below 30
>>493119370You should reflect on why this makes you so mad
>>493119860i think the reason youre suffering is not because you have lost matches but because you put all the importance on winning rather than just having fun>but its the only way i can have funyou decide that, you can change it, it might not happen overnight but it sure is going to be better than feeling bad over and over again
>>493117767>the guy who unironically likes fwar
>>493118398I don't mind people talking to each other in the thread. Talking about each other is when shit gets retarded real quick.
This seems like something I've heard before.
>>493120708She's right.
We are already in the content extension. Grandfest is happening past the 2 year mark which means it's more than we were promised.
>>493120253We get it Nono you throw matches for fun
Thinking about salmon
>>493122046Timmy...
>>493025569My big fat daddy boyfriend... Big Man, my old cute man...Post... more...>>493058290Literally my dream kind of boyfriend, I want that emotive Big Man on my life...
sniffing woomy armpits
woomy sniffing armpits
>>493090125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xE5fRuhanYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrcA9sh_dbs
what is best splatband and why is it h2whoa
>>493028519nobody posted it...
>>493126584Wet floor
>>493126584turquoise october (and derivatives)
>>493095836>Great Tusk*Great TuskS.But yes, checks out. Lately though, I have been pretty enamoring of Slosher Deco and vanilla Dousers. Looking back, we should've gotten an Angle Shooter for our second stamper variant.>>493124843Hopefully in the future, we will get some duo idols with either as just like Big Man, a big cute mascot character. Big Man walked, and he walked hard, so others could run.
>>493126774H2whoa adjacent, i'll allow it
>>493126712Fine
>>493126584Yoko
Has anyone managed to get into that area yet?
>>493125737woomy keeps sniffing my armpits! what does she want??
anyone wanna SR at rotation?
>>493127015yaay
>>493128363Yes.
>>493128363I can fish
>>493126947You don't even play with me and the boys anymoreI HATE YOU
GrizzCo Memo:Valued employees,It has come to our attention that some of you have chosen to disregard your assigned golden egg quota and have regularly participated in non-company-approved self-destruction for the purposes of increasing the occurrence rate of King Salmonids. While we at GrizzCo Industries appreciate your tenacity and dedication to keeping the Splatlands safe, we must remind all employees that the collection of golden eggs, especially during the imminent "Big Run" event, is our top priority. Failure to meet the 700 million egg quota set for the event may result in docked pay and/or the termination of any employees who do not adequately contribute to the final tally. Remember: A productive worker is a happy worker
>>493128363yes!
>>493129223But us a happy worker a little worker?
>>493129223I HATE YOU MR. GRIZZ
>>493128729>>493128984>>493129282room's up
>>493118207I did this in another general I used to browse, good advice>>493118398Nah. In real life we get to just walk past the crazy homeless man spouting nonsense.
SR room 4/4 starting
>rank-up battle>get 3 of the worst teams imaginablethanks nogami
>>493133305how bad are we talking?
>>4931333821:2 kd ratio and barely knowing how to use their weapons
>>493133305Ah the typical rank up teammates. MMR at its finest. Have a cute woomy to relax with.
I miss soup, I miss him ruining my rank up once
>>493133305sorry mate, our engagement-based matchmaking algorythms figured out that if we deny you a rankup now, you'll play 2 more series and another rankup, but if you rank up you'll be done for the day, and we can't have that
>>493134428I knew satan was behind ebmm
Woomy in the lightHer heart liberatedAble to woom again
>>493135242ea literally has the patent for it so not far from truth
GGs SR room
ggggggs slom!
you know I've been playing a little bit of clam blitz just now and its not so bad actually... I mean it's not great but maybe I've given it too much hate for no reason these past 2 years...
GGs SR comrades!
GGs bros, sad we got all bronze from Joe
I was going to use Frye's horns but they just don't look right on my veemo guess I'll go with Shiver's....whatever that thing is.
kill yourself
The Amiibo are in stock at Nintendo if you guys want it now.
Is Otyugh the ultimate form of Woomy they are not telling us about?
just carrying some timmies to victory
>>493137491so thoughtful joe! what a hero
>>493136476toesies!
Hang all footfags
>>493138414Not a single foot in the image you see a Frye you react on auto.
It sure does feel bad missing a solo wipe.
>>493136476Have you tried any of the other headgears?
>win 4 series games in a row>get a huge lead in the 5th but then teammate disconnects and we lose>proceed to get stomped 3 games in a rowFLAR
>>493138785Yeah I tried them all out I might go with Marina's earrings I do like them.
(You) me if you want in.
>>493138697>you aimed a bit too low your cool clip is ruined
>>493138697The worst feeling for me is dying when trying to goal the RM and someone else does it right afterYou feel robbed, bitter... unsatisfied
>>493140421kill yourself >>493138691that wasn't me, mr obsessedbut i do agree with that anon's sentiment
Pls rate my fashion. First 3 are my cutest fits. The rest are just me trying out some different combinations. New cap looks okay weith the order suit. New survival suit is lewd and shows maximum midriff, damn.Also, how's the order suit + buckle-down boots combo look? I was going for a naked boots look, tight white curves contrasted with heavy leather.
>>493140574Good woomies & Love Yourself
>>493140574Sex/10
>>493140574SEXO
>>493129223FUCK YOU GRIZZ GIVE US BACK OUR DENTAL PLAN!
>>493140574PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>493140574I've seen a lot of people using the white boots with the hat or the iridescent shoes. The black boots work if your going for a dom woomy
>rank-up again>win>lose>win>lose>stomp lossebmm FLAR
>TC Series>teammate spams "This Way!" the entire match>uses kraken to chase random enemies instead of taking the tower>lays beakons in plain view of the enemyI hate it here
>>493140574>1000 coomer fits and one actually decent onemaybe the fashionschizo was right.
>>493140574How do all of the outfits look with the Friendship Bracelet?
>silver x rank badges on their side>on my side: all kinds of colorful ttek badges except the ones that ensure me they're competent teammatesI love predictable outcomes
Whatever anon mentioned sploosh being op in turf and using killer wail to just go into their spawn and turf yesterday thanks for the easiest turf session of my life today
>>493095836Tokay is still kicking?
I didn't want to play today anyways
>>493148321How do you get that much timeout? Even as someone who ragequits and AFKs more often than I'm willing to admit I never get it over 10 mins.
>>493140574PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN I LOVE PORN
>>493144425>maybe the fashionschizo was right.Whats a fashion schizo?
New>>493148557>>493148557>>493148557
>>493129223>Some of you may be wondering why the amount of 700 Million Golden Eggs was chosen, and I again remind you, the decision was completely arbitrary. On an unrelated note, there are new bonuses avaliable for employees who would like to volunteer for a unique task. Simply deposit the collected eggs into this 'special storage silo' (photographed here), and when it is full, press the large red button. I, and Grizzco, thank you for your continued service.
>>493148598Some tard that constantly larps as a /fa/g.
>>493149592I've never seen him.
>>493126584It's High Tide Era
>>493135419great day in the morning
MY SUPER LASER PISS
>>493151204>already has another special readyOP
>>493148786That would actually be really cool. Grizz sends himself a rocket
>>493151204>mk III colors>using the mk I's special
Super fresh octo lice
what is a woom?a miserable little pile of silliness.
Nono I made a room
woomy in the darkwoomy woomy woomy wooching chong nip nong dong
