Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Starshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3053199741>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644# News:>Progress Report #9 - Chapter3A and 4 delayed to create a proper gameplay/story transition between the chapters. Chapter4 (for now) confirmed to be only for Burial since it's Chapter3A overflow and could release together.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/4586440679315918945# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>492936586
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FeetsexThat is all
I've been insufferably horny lately and it's all Ashley's fault
>>493143051I can be your Ashley (Male), anon :3
>>493143239
Oh hey, ball-bouncing chick from The Miserable Adventures of Thiu the selfcest fuckboy is in this game too.
I've been insufferably horny lately, and it's all Andrew's fault
>>493143239Yes please!
what kinda porn does Andrew like?
>>493143870normal. the most normal porn. because he is normal
Boy love between two boys. IT'S AWWWRIGHT.Also Marion has quite a big bum.
>>493143870Andrew types long diatribes on 4chan about how incest is bad but guilty faps to incest porn. He does that thing where he never saves any, but he leaves his favorites in his search history and inevitably comes back to them, pun intended
I've been insufferably horny lately, and it's all Julia's fault
I've been insufferably happy lately, and it's all calg's fault
>>493144232>>493144290True, both of these posts are very true
>>493144052BOYS LOVING BOYS.
>>493144164step incest porn? or does he break out of his denial enough while jerking to go for the real deal?
>>493143870None, he comes from an era where the only way to get porn is to rent it on VHS from a sketchy video store, and only degenerate weirdos and bored older married couples ever actually did it.
>>493143007>feetfags can’t even anchorpost correctly
I've been insufferable lately, and it's all my fault!
>>493146969Silence, fujo.
>>493146969Here have this. You earned it!
>>493144052>>493144570If I were a boy I would totally date you.
>>493147519>BatchUh, thanks. Now what?
>>493143657I wanna suck his massive cock
>>493147983Now you owe me 1.5 million dollars.
>>493148312For THIS?! Just execute me. I wanna die anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byAfC5yW_hw
>>493144903Plus, Andrew doesn't even need porn. Whenever he's horny, he can just grab one of Ashley's shirts and huff her fragrance while he jacks off, or stare at her while she sleeps and tug one out.
Andrew is horny bastard!
Just mowed my lawn as my sister came home from school. Yup, that's livin
>>493150362Andrew's lazy ass would never mow the lawn. Mrs Graves always just makes Mr Graves do it.Andrew has never worked out a day in his life. Though for whatever reason, his right arm is oddly stronger than his left arm..?
>>493150646>his right arm is oddly stronger than his left arm..?Do you guys jerk it with your dominant or non-dominant hand? I used to jerk it with my right hand when I fapped on my phone, but when I got a computer I started using my left hand so I had my right free to use the mouse
>>493150810I use my left (non-dominant) hand with my phone. I don't sit at a computer to do my business because it's so much more comfortable to lay in bed.
>>493150810Strangely I've always use my left (non-dominant) hand to fap for as long as I remember
>>493150810Neither
>>493149771>he can just grab one of Ashley's shirts and huff her fragrance while he jacks offhow does he spin this one in his head?
Stick.
>>493152048It could be ANY girl's smell, it just happens to be Ashley's because her clothes are easily accessible. And it's not relevant that she's my sister, because she smells nice regardless of whether or not we're related. And it's not that I think my sister smells nice, it's just that her shampoo has a good scent you can vaguely detect under her natural pheromones. And yeah, I cuddle with her so I can stick my nose against her skin and in her hair to get a whiff, but it's just calming for me. And it doesn't matter that I pop a boner, because it's just a reflex. And it's not weird that I get off to her unique scent and that no other smell does it for me, because I've just gotten used to it and associated being horny with her, so it's basic Pavlovian conditioning. And I really don't appreciate the insinuation that I want to have babymaking sex with my sister, because that's such a wild leap of logic that I can't possible understand how you could come to it.
>>493148841Killing you would be too easy.
>>493152102Stickley
>>493154098Erotic
since it just got shut down, imma post it again kek
>>493154597>one personthis erasure cannot stand
>>493154597Why does this annoy me
>>493155538Tons of people put in hard work and money making out of touch garbage instead of anything that anyone actually wanted.
>>493155170>this erasure cannot stand
Would love to learn to write stories like Nemlei does...
>>493157554I just know the person who animated this smells nasty
>>493157554Same. I can write a million and one greens using someone else's characters and world (I write a lot for this thead), but how the fuck do you come up with something original? How do you plan out a plot that lasts longer than five minutes? All I can manage are snippets with lots of dialogue that don't build on anything larger. It boggles my mind how naturally long, satisfying stories come to some people. Makes me wish school encouraged more creative writing so I could have practiced those skills sooner.
>>493156119Ohhhh kitty nine mad ohh noo
>>493158882Don't fuck with me! I'll register a trademark for your mother and copyright strike you for being born!!!
I can't seem to get the Runaway or either Jack ending...
I'll Jack your Castle
>>493160534Various choices along the game affect relationship statistics with various characters. Some routes are only taken with an appropriate relationship level. Some may find some of these branching points obtuse. Also, I'm not sure if the relationship choices are signalled to the player either.I could make a guide. But I won't.
>>493149771Alright I'll be honest I did this when my brother gave me his shirt, I didn't wear to wear it because his scent would rub off... I didn't want to but I did end up rubbing one out while huffing his shirt. I came so fucking hard I saw stars. Unbelievable. Hope he gives me more of his stuff.
>>493160534https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3303027026
>>493159653Wait a minute, why would you have a trademark on someone's mom? I thought you hated those bitches.
>>493161243Nemlei's the one with mommy issues. I love moms, and plan to make Nemnem into one as soon as her infernal neverending game project is done.
>>493160732You promise?
>>493160732My castle is so hard and throbbing right now.
>>493161430Lmao based. Marry and reproduce))Take care thanks for talking with me! See you soon. xoxo
>>493026017> (which I'd argue is better than the current trend of people being in relationships with people they dislike)What the fuck? Is this something people actually do? Why?
>>493136589Not much to tell you, she did realize I was horny as fuck and for my birthday when I was like 16 she got me my first dildo/vibrator. ...In hindsight? lmao Jesus christ I wish I still had it. I broke the vibrator in the first week by riding it so hard.
>>493164152Some people deeply fear being alone
>>493161642Now hold on. What do you mean "plan to"? Who is this to the right supposed to be? WHO WAS MR. GRAVES BASED ON? WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE OF THE CHAIR IN THE BEDROOM CORNER?
>>493152745its okay, Andrew. I believe you
>>493165140Fagdrew real?
>>493165140Are a man?Did you liked using that vibrator?
>>493165581cakes>>493165559I would DM her and ask her RIGHT NOW if that wouldn't be weird as fuck to randomly ask her, she's too smart for that
i wish this general had less TRASHY SLUTS
>>493165269Uh... well... contrary to popular belief, that third cat isn't our kid... it's Nem's brother...I don't like to talk about Mr. Graves...
>>493165820I wouldn't have broke it if I didn't like it. I vaguely recall telling her, ashamed, that I broke it. She laughed at me and asked me how the hell I managed that, told her straight up that I rode it so hard that the vibrator in it broke, and she laughed even harder lmao. I asked her if she could get me another because I really liked it and she kept laughing at me for being 'such an impressive slut' >:(
>>493166448Right? Where are my innocent untouched virgin bros?
>>493166642Lmao I'm surprised you didn't get hard after all that laughing and comments.Did she got a new one for you? Or did you bought a new one?
Daily reminder thet the Graves keep it in the family
>>493166895I think I was always horny all the time, I was already red-faced when I brought it up, I can't remember why though lol. No she didn't get me a new one, that brat. I had to buy my own years later. I developed a habit of fucking our grandparents bathtub jacuzzi jets though.
>>493166886i dont think ive ever even held hands lol..
>>493167237SHUT UP NO WE DON'T
My sister came into my room and started going through my hoodies. I asked her which she wanted (since I'd be able to find it faster), but she said she was just looking and walked out. I've hateposted about her a lot here, but she might actually be cute after all>>493166886I am untouched and a virgin, does that automatically make me innocent?
Someone make a jiggie please. You don't want me to use the one I have in mind.
>>493167718Well now you've got me interested anon. Do it.
>>493167484>said the green eyed faggot as his sister was sitting on his lap, straddling his crotch
>>493167718I could, but I want you to use the one you have in mind. Make me bleed!
>>493154531>thank youThis shit had me gigglin'
>>493167408KEk you are a wild one.I respect that.
>>493167898WE'RE TOO POOR TO AFFORD MORE THAN ONE CHAIR YOU JUDGEMENTAL PRICK
>>493167905>>493167883Hate this one but got nothing left. https://jiggie.fun/Wm9MP9https://jiggie.fun/Wm9MP9https://jiggie.fun/Wm9MP9
>>493168241Oh... I rescind my previous post...She's just sleeping, right?
>>493168168we are a low budget production and it isn't fair I tells ya>>493168138Cheers B)>>493168241Anon holy shit lol alright
>>493157554If you ever try I'd like to read!>>493166448Yeah, it'd be nice if Julia wasn't here!!!
>>493167482I'm gonna rape u
>>493168241Damn I wish I wasn't at work. For this reason and no others.
>>493168610>Cheers B)Aye. Just don't break it this time
>>493165140Will you marry me?
>>493164152The whole alpha male dating strategy is about convincing women you wouldn't even be friends with to not break up with you
>>493170835THIS time?!>>493171356Sure am getting the sense lately that somebody here who is very shy legit wants to marry me possibly maybe what's up with that huh >>493171469If you want souless empty sex I guess!
>>493171873>THIS time?!Yes! Be more careful kek
>>493165153Men fear being alone, women fear being single. Effectively the same in result, but fundamentally different for the soil it's rooted in.
>>493168168>>493152745arent you majoring in books?shouldnt you be better at lying?
>>493171873Our wedding will be beautiful.
>>493172036I'm much better at riding dick now I promise>>493172594I swear to god if you try and make me wear the dress---
I WANT TO BE A WIFE TOO. WILL SOMEBODY MARRY ME? I´m male btw
>>493173069>I'm much better at riding dick now I promiseProof?
>>493173429How tall are you?You fat are you?If short, and skinny, I'll do it, I need a boywife. You'll need to be able to some to the U.K.
>>493173859I'll show you later :) My technique is intact but I must keep myself tight.
Gayest thread probably ever.
>>493176090I'm holding back. Just having a bit of fun. It's the stuff that makes the drink work, like bitters.
HE SLUT
I think it's a shame that Jack in the Castle didn't have a threesome ending with Bunnie and Sylvester.And that there's literally no porn of the game.
We could get gayer
>>493176330At least Ashley is consistent, Ashley was RIGHT. He's either a huge slut or a brick wall and it's never convenient. Ever. He is no fun.
>>493176797>no porn of the gameI see. You didn't have to ask me in such a roundabout way.>>493176874This isn't even scratching the surface.Non meme answer: I don't think Andrew actually cares about that sort of thing. It's just intimacy that freaks him the fuck out. If you took gender away from this whole scenario, Andrew is still going to act the same way toward Ashley no matter what lmfao. But also: he is horny.
>>493168241What's with all the death related jiggies lately
>>493178351That mad dash at the end was silly, gg everyoneAnd I dunno! Stop being sad, Ashley!!!
>>493176797All of Nemlei's games endorse wholesome family values and monogamy!
>>493176090I'll make it gayer, right here and right now: I don't want to fuck my sister.
>>493175897I can't wait to see it
>>493174470>ukNAH nigga nvm I´m straight again
>>493179047H-Haha me neither! Now get out of my copecloset, I'm already in here hiding from her.>>493179376Remember to charge money for it if you snuff me please, think it through.
>>493180001It's because no matter what, Ashley MUST top. Andrew is lazy.
>>493180215>he didn't play the game
>>493168168you know i just realized they had an excess chair and decided to make Ashley sit on a small ladder during dinner. The fucking pricks.
>>493180365Alright but listen, I have good reason to believe Ashley had to bug him to get him to that point
>>493180703That's the chuck throne, Ashley can't sit on it.
>>493180365This doesn't imply that he tops, he might have just put Ashley on top of him after saying "come here you~"Andrew seems like a power bottom unless the game confirms otherwise
>>493181498>Leyley: Can I sit on the chair?>Dad: Uh, we're retiring that thing. Burning it, in fact.>Mom: We're keeping it, and no, you can't sit on it.
When the siblings finally kiss each other, how long will it take them to separate lips?
>>493181995Least a week
>>493181995The first time will be quick, and they'll both blush and fidget like schoolgirls. The second time, they're going to stick their tongues down each other's throats for an hour straight and almost suffocate to death.
>>493181674Power bottom Andrew ouuughhh could he really save face the whole time like that haha >>493182372They're going to do as much as they can before they're exhausted, I pity whomever has to hear it
>>493181995They will get stuck together like when male dogs get their dick stuck inside female dogs
>>493182986>Andrew knotting AshleyStop making me imagine dirty things.
>>493182986>>493183172
>>493176090If it makes you feel any better none of them are men, just larping fujos.
>>493183789Wrong, I'm more of a man than you'll ever be :3c
>>493183789But there are no women on the internet.
Yuri thread :D
>>493183910You’re getting more rambunctious, fujo sama.
>>493183789I do not have a vagina. I will NEVER be a woman.Thank fuck. I like having a cock that I can plunge into a tight boypussy.
>>493184206Lies, you will always be a woman and there’s nothing that you can do about it.
>>493182986That...happens?
this thread is so gay for a game about hetero siblings (hetero as god intended)
>>493184376Yes. It ensures that the female dog is impregnated.
>>493184369Damn, I guess some women have penises then?
>>493182986>>493184376If this is true I’m never going to have sex
>>493184206you reek of fish, femanon
>>493184028>no psycho bitch gf to slowly excise your clit with a knife while kissing youwhy live
>>493184557Moving the goalposts already, fujo?
>>493184572You shoudn't be having sex with dogs whether that happens or not!
>>493184376
>>493184190You're pushing me to my fucking limit and all I wanna do is feed you freaks I swear to god>>493184206Women with cocks are the future :)>>493184376...........................Anon. At least you're not finding how I did :(
>>493184747God, seems like my mom is in this thread
>>493184769>..........................Anon. At least you're not finding how I did :(Oh hell no, you’re not just a fujo, you’re also a filthy dog fucker.
>>493184704>>493184731You guys aren't quite right in the head.I am a biological male and very happy with that fact.I'd even take a photo.>>493184769Maybe if gene modding becomes a thing, because right now there are only men with tits that larp because of mental illness.
>>493184748this image convinces me that this thread is filled with just white women who are fujos
>>493184931For once, I will say that it's prudent to listen to your mother. Even if she tries to sell your organs or have you killed.
>>493185009no shit, sherlockin other news, water is wet
>>493185009>this thread is filled with just white women who are fujosNemlei and all her dorky internet friends.
>>493184747This wouldn't have happened if you didn't condition me to BE a stupid pet, you should have kept a better handle on my leash and fucked me first since you wanted to be my 'owner'. Instead a dog took my virginity, how does it feel, dumbass~?
>>493185009men are the weirdos who project their dogfucker tendencies onto women
>>493185264...
>>493185189Not as wet as I when 2 of y'all start a gay erp sesh
>>493185264Kek
>>493185189Well it´s sometiems filled with honest to god siblingfuckers so NO it´s not obvious you dork>>493185194Nem nems if you´re reading this pls peg Kit9
>>493185425You’re being so gross right now that I’m slowly feeling myself becoming straight.
>>493185612Gay boys deserve conversion.
>>493185305Braindead femanon argument, dogs disgust me so much that I wouldn’t even pet one without washing my hands after.
>>493185425I won´t start one without getting paid
>>493184748Did....did you save that to you computer? Did you have to google this? fucking kek what a strange flex>>493185612REVENGE
>>493185305>onto womenWRONG, onto white women (gotta include white so when we roll my racism stat is checked which is maxed out)
>>493185513>Nem nems if you´re reading this pls peg Kit9You just know that she makes Jared and herself dress as thiu before she shoves her fake plastic cock inside of his tight little butt.
>>493185831oh wow good thing youre the only man in the world!
>>493186223>she makes Jared and herself dress as thiuIT SHOULD´VE BE MEEEEEEE
I want to get off /calg/'s wild ride...
>>493186346Thanks for the compliment.
>>493186354We can hit the thrift shop and both dress up as thiu and suck married older men’s cocks together
>>493184984not believing you until i see a dickpick, "mate"
>>493186363quit lying anon, I know you love it in here even if you’re straight
>>493186614YOU´RE NOT NEMLEI!
>>493185864You’re not just a whore, but now you’re also a prostitute?
>>493186363THE RIDE NEVER ENDS, I SAID I'D LEAVE WHEN WE DIED, AND WE AINT DIED YET
>>493186346NTA but I also dislike dogs too. They are filthy and exhausting. Yuck.
>>493186967Oh come on, I’m the best you’ll get now that Nemlei foolishly gave herself away to her chubby ranch-drinking midwestern sweetheart, anyways I know that you loved my romantic first date idea.
>>493187105Might as well make some money off of it, I'm fucking starving.>>493187345Oh but exactly! Filthy! :)
>>493184028Crackship /u/ WILL win
>>493187105Every prostitute is a whore but not every whore is a prostitute
>>493185305This person >>493187491 is a woman and a dog fucker, which further backs up my point.
>>493187459>her chubby ranch-drinking midwestern sweethearNemlei has some god-tier taste. If only he was blood related to her.
>>493187563Can I have them both with dicks?>>493187669Weak, degrade me harder than that. C'mon.
>>493187563Finally somebody responded! I was getting ready to cry already :3
>>493187669i doubt it
>>493187807My god your desperate, women really do have it as bad as they say.
>>493188028But I'm not a woman or a faggot. I'm a chubby ranch-drinking midwesterner who needs a confidence boost.
>>493187905I'm going to eat her she looks delicious. ...How do you make a cookie so delicately???>>493187902It's always about you >:( I'm so nice to you, too!>>493188028Anon has standards
>>493187905The fujo just confirmed my assessment in this post >>493187838
>>493188210>It's always about you >:( I'm so nice to you, too!YOU HATE ME YOU HATE ME YOU DO! BEHIND MY BACK YOU DO
Thread, do you wish to be the little girl, like our mootykins before us?
>>493188196God dammit Jared Moore, I should have known you’d be here. Get back to work on the game, I want to see this thing completed before 2028, and why the heck did you let Nemlei name chapter 4 “N/A” that’s a horrible name.
>>493188510No, because I’ve always wanted to be a moid.
>>493188416Nope. If only you knew...Life without you barely feels like living at all
>>493188791Wait a second are you the sexy artist who drew that?
>>493188550Stop calling me that! I'm the cool and mysterious Kit9, slayer of copyright thieves and Finnish puss! And coding is hard, okay?! Give me a break. I can't write if/else statements all day.
>>493188905>>493188905>>493188905
>>493189082Sorry Jared, dip that celery into the peanut butter jar, and get back at it, you can even put some chocolate chips on it if you give me a yeehaw there cowboy!
>>493189459Oh come on that pic you posted makes it even more obvious that it’s you, we enjoyed our conversations in the previous threads.
>>493189532Aw man, I LOVE ants on a log... fine. Yeehaw! Happy now?
>>493189748(I whipped that up just for you in like 2 minutes homie) I like talking to you too when I'm able to! We need the diversity in here, it can't be gay posting all the time. Pls, you girls hold this place together. Someone's gotta hold the line while I cook, there must be balance I say
>>493190723>Happy now?Sure am, might even hop on the face book market place and lowball someone on a first gen ram truck!
>>493190723Look at that lil guy go, yeehaw cowboy
>>493188510
>>493191356Glad I'm not the only one who wanted a crop of that. Saved.
>>493190868>(I whipped that up just for you in like 2 minutes homie)Wow thanks I honestly didn’t deserve that, now I feel indebted, now I might have to tip toe over to the the printer and get a sheet of paper out, my fine sharpie it already safely positioned by my side.>i can't be gay posting all the time.I honestly thought that all us artists itt were femanons, but you get a pass.
>>493191356>fucking limitSo no more sibling sex for today? :(
>>493184028>>493187563>>493187902It will be revealed that Julia will be just as fucked up as Ashley and they’ll form a relationship through a shared mania. Ashley will get the sister she never knew she wanted.
Did you do your laundry today, /calg/? At least eat something? Staying hydrated?>>493191642>you get a passAw, thanks hehHey you don't owe me anything that was just for fun! By the way I was too tired to post for a few days but I saw your cat!Andy and saved it right away haha. HOWEVER IF YOU WANT TO DRAW, PLEASE DO. I'm stuck doing chores until the sun goes down.
>>493192129How'd her hands get all fucked up, I wanna know the story behind this one, did they have a catfight and make up?
>>493192198>I saw your cat!Andy and saved it right away haha. Omg thanks, that’s the highest compliment anyone can bestow upon me!
>>493192362Don’t know, found it in my files but I know I got it form one of the previous threads.
>>493192459I'm just some guy... but thank you for the compliment!>>493192794I've missed a lot. Fuck.
>>493142585I would say, possibly the most disturbing aspect of the game is how much more vivid and defined these characters are than in so many other tamer products. Maybe it's the macabre vibe that allows greater honesty in the dialogue, maybe it's the relentlessly taboo subject matter that opens those doors, maybe it's the writers need for horrifying, Satan worshipping kink to get the creative juices flowing which gives the story its razor sharp edge, but this game is quite the achievement for the story and the character design. The whole world feels like it lives, breathes and dies. The real question is how many people are going to dress up as these characters come Halloween?
>>493192362It may not seem it, but Julia is actually a highly learned street fighter
>>493190989On your way to pick up that truck and talk to the seller in his driveway until the sun sets, don't forget to stop by the farmer's market and pick up some cornbread!>>493191054Howdy! I got NemNem to dress in the traditional garb of my people, too.
I have a problem, /calg/About a month ago my little sister offered to start cooking for me. I accepted because fuck yeah free food. Now I didn’t notice at the time because she’s a woman and lol woman clumsy but she was always having to bandage her finger after cooking. Today I came home early and caught her bleeding into my food. Now the problem I have isn’t how do I make her stop… it’s why does that make my cock so damn hard?
>>493193006>I'm just some guy... but thank you for the compliment!You’re more than just some guy, you’re amazing!
>>493193412I can't find it, but I remember a story where some woman bled into the food she made for her boyfriend as a "love spell" of sorts. It appears it's already working on you. Good luck buddy.
>>493193158>The real question is how many people are going to dress up as these characters come Halloween?Oh yeah, I wonder. The game didn't take off until after Halloween last year, so we kinda missed out on that.
>>493193185Aw hell, you both look mighty fine, What are two rootin tootin cats like yerself are doing round these parts, anyhow? Lookin' for a bar that serves milk? hue.>>493193412Hot! You know what to do :)>>493193680Midsommar, homie
>>493193720Do they make a couple’s coffincest costume where the Andy one is for a 30 year old and the LeyLey one is for a pre-teen? Asking for a friend.
>>493194007Lol
>>493156119Talk your product. What has it been like to make the game? How has your life and perspective changed post success? Better, worse? Sudden fame found to be challenging? Dish some dirt. Just like in the old magazines before we all had internet.
>>493193528You should meet my lookalike, she's a lot cooler than me. In like, every way.
>>493193920>Midsommar, homieI've never seen that, but it turns out the story I was thinking of was an anonymous confession on the internet, and even worse, it was period blood....Ashley would totally do this, wouldn't she? I might write a green about that.
>>493194081You have a twin sister?
>>493193412Please seek therapy or Christ
>>493193412Ignore >>493194387 your situation is completely fine, proceed as you did before.
>>493194217Yeah but I've been super weird to her recently so I've been too much of a pussy to talk to her lately. She doesn't need to deal with me right now.
The role play has GOT to stop
>>493193920We're workin' on a little game 'bout two kids and a casket, and stopped in town because we're mighty parched. Despite appearances, we're not a pair o' pussies! We're lookin' for the best moonshine this side of the Mississippi.
The role play has TO continue
>>493194604We´re going to do a TCOAAL roleplay shesh! You are all invited. The role of Ashley is already taken by me! This will be a 9/11 roleplay!
>>493194570All of us think that you should pursue a relationship with her.
>>493195054Can I be Mr. Graves?
>>493194749Emphasis should be on "has" not "to"
>>493194190>it was period blood...It is in Midsommar, too. bwahaha>>493194604You must join>>493194616Sun's settin' quick though, and the next town's half a day away, so if it's Moonshine yer lookin yer, the Slaughtered Lamb Saloon's your best bet. Ask somma that peach hooch.>>493195183I don't believe you >:(
dammit
>>493195381You are rightThanks cutie
>>493195538>The werewolf is roaming the forestsoh hell no, you better not be a twilight fan
i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i oove you i love you i lvoe youyuio i love this game it makes me miserable i wwnt to cry i love you ahsley i love you so much ashley there wre so mahy tears NOBODY UNDERSTANDS HER LIKE I DO ONLY I CAN UNDERSTAND HER SHES PERFECT SHES ME SHES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER CREATURED AND ONLY I AM THERE ONLY I AM HER SHE IS IN MY HEAD AND BRAIN i love her i,lover her i love her more than everyone in this thread
>>493192794First appearance I could find on 4chan:https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/460683757/#460788442Posted 2 days after the image was first posted on Reddit, so that's probably the overall source.
>>493196178It'll be ok anon.
>>493196178Me after my doctor recommends therapyfor the 87th time
>>493193412Drink your sister's blood.
This is the most unhinged thread we've had in a while.
>>493196453God forbid a woman do anything.
>>493196178/calg/ is this on-topic or do we report?>>493196431>brother AND vampire AND pointy-earedMan these female writers are not cutting any corners.
>>493196178Andrew...
>>493196081It had 'You are likely to be eaten by a Grue' energy, is all!>>493196178Ashley please I really do love you
At least I feel too empty to hurt right now. Have to take your wins when you can anons! Waking up is a mistake and you deserve the lives you live.
>>493195054So similar to Rocky Horror Picture Show but creepier? That sounds frightening and intriguing at the same time. You will need extras who play randos to fill out the world.
Fuck sisters
>>493197648What's wrong, Anondrew?
>>493197976That my lungs still draw breath despite my wishes.
>>493196605At least you get it.
>>493198957Thanks nonna
>>493199021np m8, women's rights were a mistake.
>>493199113How dare you, I’m going to tell Nemlei that you said that.
>woman
>>493198361Do you want me to kill you, your sister, and then myself?
>>493199714What are you, my dad?
>>493195054can I be leyley can there be a scene where andy and leyley r playing with planes that crash into one of the towers for foreshadowing
>>493195334Yes if you´re willing to be buttraped>>493197740It will be a LARP so no randos needed :3>>493199917That is possible thought you need to act out the scene where Nina is killed after the foreshadowing with the planes
>>493199856Do you WANT me to be? I'm old enough to be a dad by now.>>493200291Smartley is planning something.
>>493158268Sketch your story outline before you do a ton of writing for it. Is there a message to your work? Is there a moral? Who is the main character? How many characters will you introduce to your audience?Then, base a ton of your work on your own lived experience. It doesn't matter if your life isn't super exciting. Write it down. You can always fib a bit and dress it up for marketing if you want. Read the Catcher in the Rye. Watch Taxi Driver. Those are some great loner classics. A more character full story that Mark Twain loved was A Tale of Two Cities. Want a horror story? Take all those thoughts in your head that you know better to write down and say out loud and turn that into a story. But only if you don't care about getting a negative reputation.
>>493200291You mean online texting or IRL people show up dressed as the characters?
>>493201824This will all happen irl. We need to hijack some planes for it to work. Also we need a child that won´t be missed, preferably an orphan, that will play nina.
>>493199528Nemlei is a cat, she's exempt from the laws and standards of human society.
>>493201070>Read the Catcher in the Rye. Watch Taxi Driver.So you want him to kill John Lennon and Ronald Reagan.
>>493202583So you’re saying that Jared is a catfucker
>>493203243He doesn't have a choice in the matter. This is a Grade A mongolian warrior princess catgirl, "no" is a word she recognizes only selectively.
Hi all. Nemlei’s ex-boyfriend here. Ask me anything
>>493204430Reddit is down the hall and to to the right
>>493204430why did she dump you? was it the small dick?
>>493204526Don’t know what that is. Is it some sort of beer?>>493204584No, she was fine with that. But I wouldn’t put on the maid dress and let her friend Johannes plow me, and that was a deal breaker.
>>493204832Weak. WEAK.
>>493204430Does she like older men?
My sister pilfered TWO of my hoodies. Evil woman, I WILL have my revenge
>>493205396My sister pilfers my t-shirts. If you were a smart man you'd be pulling them out of the laundry so you don't accidentally wash the smell out.
>>493205239I’m very strong actually. I work 12-hour shifts in the estrogen mines to keep with the insatiable demand of Finnish femboys.>>493205326Only if they are well-versed in the deep magicks.
>>493205641I promise you that my smell is a deeply unpleasant one
>>493205775I meant her smell, you fool. One does not simply waste sistersmell.
>>493205641This unlocked a horrible memory within me.
>>493205842Oh... oh yeah that makes more sense. I'll do that
I hope leyley gets gangraped by the satanic cult
going for a walk.
>>493204430What about you did she find attractive in the first place?
>>493207381A couple things actually. One being my job, she often asked me to steal some estrogen from the site so she could slip it in people’s food. I always did it of course. Over here (and a lot of other places in Europe too) you basically have to kill someone before they can fire you.The other thing was the taboo. As you know she is a warrior princess, while I’m the son of a low-level priest in a rival clan, so our forbidden relationship was very exciting to her. And I’m not even her blood relative, either.
>>493204430Why does she have mommy issues?Is coffin just some elaborate confession letter?
>>493202126i volunteer one of my nieces!!!!
>>493208129Her mom was exiled from the clan when Nems was a child. Officially, the reason was cowardice in battle, but if you believe the rumors, it was actually because she was discovered to have a vagina instead of a gock. Nems has resented her ever since.Coffin as far as I know is fiction, but I can’t say for sure. God only knows what she got up to after we broke up.
I wish I was special, you're so fucking special
>>493209679I want to try sleeping next to my imouto but she tells me I snore too loud. Also I'd have to wear clothes, which is for fucking losers.
>>493209762I sometimes have to share a bed with my imouto when we travel, but she never lets me cuddle her. Mostly it makes me nervous since part of my brain is telling me to grope her but the rest of me knows that's an awful idea
>>493209976Just do what I do: be so brazen about it that it can only be construed as a joke.
>>493208706>Coffin as far as I know is fictionYou’ve ruined the rest of my month.
>>493211857Hey like I said, anything that she did with kit9 is still on the table. All that stuff is after my time
>>493198361youure sso so special . so so so.
I thought we were having fun why are you all so depressed?
>>493215374Because this is a depressing game.
>>493215938Fuck, you got me there lmao.Want me to eat you out/suck your dick and make you feel better?
>>493216012ME FIRST
>>493216321SHARE, YOU HARLOT
>>493216012YESPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HHFNOrAyQI>"Let's go make out with her friends, make out with her friends friends!">>493216760Well fuck, alright, c'mere, spread your legs.
>>493196178brainrot
>>493217295>Well fuck, alright, c'mere, spread your legs.This actually got me excited. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>493217798I'm in your fucking head now, lookalike.
>>493216421WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anyone got that image of Leyley wearing the hoodie with cat ears on it?
>>493218169Yeah
>>493218169…this? i just looked up “ashley graves cat hoodie.” if this is it, then you have to get on your knees and thank me 1000 times !!!!!!
>>493218461Oough>>493218103Okay fine, fine! You first!>>493217798https://youtu.be/BjCjqgg0dXA?feature=shared>"If you love me, like I love me, everybody will be sorry!" :)Here's some food
>>493218665Cute art.You better draw Andrew's cock in it's canonical 8.66 inch size.
>>493219516But his cock is canonically only 4.6 inches?
>>493219516Actually I could make it bigger, why not
Ok which Anons are getting pregnant/boygnant this thread?
>>493142509>>492965047Can you niggers stop screenshotting your own posts for twitter likes, especially when half your points are wrong? We have enough secondaries as is.
>>493220949ME PREGNANTE FIRST AGAIN
>>493221445Andrew you can stop coping. That take is 100% correct.
>>493221538There's nothing to indicate that he made Julia dress a certain way, she had a goth aesthetic even before dating him. He did want a handlebar tho.
>>493220949I wish to be chained up, I want my sister to pound me into oblivion, and cum in my ass while I choke on my brother's cock with his hands buried in my fluffy hair
>>493220741he seems like a six incher to me hmmmmm
>>493221445It's not the anons making the posts doing it.t. one of my posts was posted on Twitter in the latest round
>>493221538Ashley climbs on top of him in their parent's house, runs her finger down the front of his face when they sleep in the apartment, and sits on his lap in the flashback preview. She also calls herself his wife at the very beginning of Episode 2 and teases him while they're climbing through the window.
>>493221687Yes she had a goth aesthetic, unlike Ashley. Adult Julia's style is more similar to adult Ashley's.
>>493221445There is some faggot here screenshotting posts and posting them on reddit and shit. I had some of my rps reposted there so I doubt the anons making the posts are the ones making screenshots
>>493221993Ashley would say that
I simply love Julia
>>493221889Also casually straddles him in the motel. My god Andrew's gay if he resisted all that teasing for that long.
>>493222372He didn't, he is groping Ashley all the time and when he needed to cum he would call Julia. He must be reaaaaaly pent up from the quarantine...
>>493222275lets eat our nipples together anon
Which is hotter?The psycho smile or The sociopath stare?
>>493222604Ok! On 3!
>>493222821Psycho smile by a long shot
>>493222539>He must be reaaaaaly pent up from the quarantine...Starvation probably distracted him from the horny, they only started to become their former selves after eating the neighbor.
>>493222821Ashley has sexy collarbones
>>493222821The psycho smile is infectious, Ashley can bring joy into your life while mom/Andrew would depress you.
>>4932228282… 1… GO!!!!!!! CHOMPCHOMCPHCOMPCHOMP PSSHHHCCHOMP
>>493223116>Ashley can bring joy into your life
>>493223603Ashley only brings misery because Andrew denies his own desires. All he needs to do to fix every last one of their problems is to just have sex with his sister. It's really that simple.
>>493223603Andrew's fuckin fault for lying. All he had to say was that he killed her because he wanted to or because Ashley would want her dead.
>>493223603shes so real
>>493222984I was thinking about making sadporn where he legit can't keep it up/cum anymore because he's starving
>>493223847>lying = Andrew path>because he wanted to = neutral path>because Ashley would want to = Andy pathNeutral would've been the safest, it would only reveal some of his power level.
I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus' garden with her
>>493223839It would require commitment as well which I don't think Andrew wants, always one foot out the door so he doesn't turn into Mr Graves.
>>493224391But he's nothing like Mr. Graves, if anything he's more like Renee
>>493224215Yeah, he could say, 'We can't leave any witnesses' and that would be that. No argument
>>493224391>It would require commitmentHe lives and die for Ashley. He is beyond commitment.
>>493223603Everyone posts this as some kind of proof that Ashley is crazy and unreasonable, but everything she says is 100% factual. Andrew IS a whore with a dick who needs constant monitoring, or he runs off to the nearest hussy who looks like Ashley to get his cock wet.
>>493225552lmfao
>>493224292I'd like to put Julia under the sea in an octopus' garden so she drowns and never bothers Andy again
>>493225552NUH UH...
>>493225552This, every black haired girl in town is intimately familier with Andrew's manhood, they all know his exact number of vains and his exact curvature.
>>493226287STOP TELLING MY SISTER ABOUT MY SEXUAL ESCAPADES SHE'S GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME
>>493225148Nah, dying is the easy way out for him. Something he was considering doing for its beauty.
>>493226454Hmm... first, I'll start by plucking off your balls like grapes... then, I'll cut off your penis and preserve it in formaldehyde for... personal use... then, I'll see where inspiration takes me.
>>493225552>everything she says is 100% factual>Andrew IS a whoreHe was retconned into a 4-7 years long term relationship with his high school sweetheart. Andrew has a boycount of one (1, uno).
>>493226454YOU DESERVE IT COCK-BRAIN!!!!
>>493226795You're proving my point. 4-7 years of a relationship means somewhere between dozens and hundreds of sexual encounters with Julia, making him a massive WHORE.
>>493226710You will stay away from my balls if you want me to fuck you, Leyley.
>>493226795>>493226896Andrew is used goods! Andrew has no more purity!
>>493224391Can we really blame him? Women like Ashley are extremely stressful to commit to.
>>493226959Fuck that's hot!
>>493226959It's too late! You've fucked your last floozy, and now I'm turning your promiscuous ass into a steak dinner. You're never leaving me again.
>>493227113You should be turning his ass into a crater, Futashley!
>>493227050>Can we really blame him?Yes. All he has to do is stop being a pussy and love his sister. He deserves all the shit Ashley throws at him. She knows he wants her and he knows he wants her.
>>493227113If you eat someone they leave you forever with your next trip to the toilet.
>>493227113Fuck, if you put it that way... Maybe you can just cut off my legs...? Or an arm? Haha, Leyley, c-come on...
>>493227113>You're never leaving me again.What about after you shit him out?
>>493227382Ashley will just sew her asshole shut.ez
>>493226996Honestly, it"s my least favorite thing about Andrew. If I was Ashley my heart would have sunk the moment he said this and I'd like him considerably less.
>>493227365>>493227382Shut up! You still absorb all of the nutrients and those become part of your system forever, probably! I'm not a scientist, I'm just a romantic!>>493227372No turning back now! I'm really going to chop you up into tiny pieces this time!
>>493227285Ashley before her full character arc would be a terrible sisterwife. He literally murders her in the route where she doesn't drop the Andy and Leyley shit.
>>493227365>>493227382Get your head out of the toilet right now>>493227561I could always eat you instead... Eat you out, that is, brat.
>>493227820Skabidi Ashley....
>>493227613If the preview is anything to go by than he purposely made Ashley a mess or at least acknowledges he did it and instead of regret he'll just forgive her for everything she ever does. In this sense, Decay is Andrew realizing he fucked Ashley up too bad and it's caused something to happen that's unrecoverable. At least in the bad route.
>>493226959Spanking is so unbelievably erotic, not to mention perfectly in-character. I can't believe Andrew hasn't tried it sooner to get Ashley to settle down and behave. She's so childish that it would work. I bet the only reason he hasn't is that he knows it would make her wetter than Niagara Falls.>>493227452I hate that shit-eating grin on his face. This screenshot makes me realize I would be somewhat sympathetic to Andrew's desire to have space from Ashley if he actually cared about his relationships with other people. He wants freedom to be around people he views as tools, not people he actually cares about. Once he accepts this about himself and no longer needs the validation he gets from his normalfag mask, he'll be so much happier to be with Ashley all the time. Ironically, it will be freeing.
>>493226959PLELSAASSEE WHY CANT SHE BE MEEEE EPELELASEEEE
Ashley better grow into that or else
The cooler Andy & Leyley
>>493228128>I bet the only reason he hasn't is that he knows it would make her wetter than Niagara Falls.I think you might be on to something
>>493228268That's some super saiyan level cringe.
>>493228318t. malnourished young adult and not a cool cyborg
>>493228307This scene is so fucking cute. I can't believe it's hidden. Andrew really is her everything.
>>493228128Anon spitting straight facts, holy fuck.
>>493228268>cooler17 lets his hot sister get fucked by a bald manlet midget. Andrew would never let that shit fly Also this cooler!Pic rel dummy!
>>493227820Hey! This was supposed to be a punishment. Are you trying to flirt your way out of getting sliced and diced? Because it's working.
>>493227452He was talking about friends not girlfriends, this is the same Andy who said being Nina's boyfriend would be "Gross." the day before and while arguing with Leyley reiterated that he doesn't want a girlfriend. He might want a boyfriend though.
>>493228035>>493228128Andrew isn't nearly that Machiavellian. It's perfectly normal that he would want relationships with other people, especially considering what a fucking minefield Ashley can be.
>>493227896skibjdid gyatt ohio rizzler sigma ashley
>>493228536>17 lets his hot sister get fucked by a bald manlet midget.I remember Krillin was accidentally onboard with wincest before 18 reprimanded him lmfao.
>>493228772To be fair I don't think he knew they were related. He just assumed they were boyfriend and girlfriend
>>493228751You could be right, but we've never seen him genuine, happy, or relaxed around anyone but Ashley. I'll admit it's hard to say until we get more flashbacks to show exactly what his relationship with Friends A and B was like, but with Julia at least, he's frequently distracted and defensive.
>>493227452>NOOOO! YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS! ONLY ME ME ME ME!!!Theirs nothing wrong with your brother having friends you selfish brat.
>>493228751>watch preview>proven wrong
>>493229039Stupid hags are wrong AS USUAL
>>493227285>She knows he wants hershe doesn't and after the vision she was successfully gaslighted by Andrew's reaction to "I honestly thought it would happen eventually", she only thought that because of Andrew's 302 promise that it's just them now
>>493229039Shut up, mother!
>>493229139>she doesn't>"Soon the tone of the messages change, and it's back to how your boyfriend would rather fuck her."Anon...
>>493229139>she was successfully gaslightedLolno
>>493228268The actually cooler Andy & Leyley
>>493229471>>493229614yeah okay sorry for being retarded, I haven't replayed episode 2 in months
>>493229774Nah, this is the cooler Andy and LeyleySpykids is fucking kino though
>>493229209I'm legitimately curious how bad would Andrew and Ashley turn out if their mom had the personality of Malory.
>>493228950>we've never seen him genuine, happy, or relaxed around anyone but Ashley.That's true, but IMO it just means he's not finding the healthy(ish) connections he desperately needs. Ashley hurts him (and he hurts her) but it seems they really were made for each other and nobody else. It's tragic. I admit the extent he cares about Julia as a person vs. what she can offer him is up in the air, but he can't be totally disregarding of her or we wouldn't get images like this or his apparent remorse for yelling at her.Ashley on the other hand has long since given up on other people. She was neglected and ostracized much worse than Andrew so it makes sense she wouldn't think to do the same as him - she's already convinced only Andrew will ever truly care about her, so she'll never have anything he can't or won't give her. Also tragic.>>493229092I never said he wasn't fucked in the head, anon.
>>493230079Bruh I remember watching this on cartoon network
>>493230356Also to be clear however much he cares about sweet, cute, innocent, emotionally vulnerable Julia, it is OBVIOUSLY FAR LESS than he should.
>>493230367Pretty sure it was Nictoons Network but either way same. I should watch it again sometime because I remember liking it
>>493230492Such a weak mind is perfect for slavery!
>>493143239ok :3
>>493228035He has to fix her with his dick
>>493230079it really is yeah, i was rewatching the second one with my friends today and the scene where she sides with her brother over her teen crush and reaches out to help him stand up felt weirdly incestuous in the way it was framed, maybe because coffin fried my brain
>>493227452https://youtu.be/3P5a2sM89gM?feature=shared>Now maybe (maybe)~ I can learn to settle down one day~>But right now...I'm living life to mess around and play~>But I must warn ya that I can't help but play around for sure (I did it before~)>
How many cute boys did you kiss today Andrew?
>>493231932oops, forgot pic>>493232172Not enough.
Future: Grim
>>493233536One does not simply deny prime sisterpussy
>>493233845Consider the following
>>493235578https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZtg0tsCwwg
>>493235578Andre will cum buckets into his sister and no force in the world can stop him!!!!
>>493236458>>493235876Most annoying fetch quest ever!Holy shit it was supposed to be drool but it looks like cum lmao
>>493236869He salivates cum whenever thinking of cimonin roll
>>493237032This sounds like an INCREDIBLY ineffective superpower.
>>493237194Nah, nobody wants to fuck with a guy who can just spit cum in their eyes. Like, if I was a supervillain and some guy just showed up and spat cum in my eyes that's it. I'm giving up, pack it up I'm going home.
>>493236869Cinnamon roll glazed with Andrew's cum...
>>493236869Why is he salivating cum at the thought of a coiled turd?
>>493236869Cinnamon roll glazed with Ashleys grool
sketching until I get tired lol, decaype needs a super weird set up>>493237458I'm imagining like, a fucking CUM COBRA MAN or something here and the mental image you've put forth here is making me lose my fucking mindddd >>493237525>>493237689Oh my, I'd happily eat both~ Gourmet right there.
>Andy woke up to a bright sunday morning>His homework was done and he was free from the shackles of boredom>Hopping out of bed, showering and brushing his hair, Andy was going to to what he wanted>Going to his games cabinet, he pulled out Quake and smiled to himself as he got on his computer and pressed the power button>5 minutes later, Andy was blasting his shotgun and bunny hopping>He smiled as the Ranger picked up the rocket launcher>As Andy gibbed enemy after enemy, he lost himself in the carnage so much that he didn't notice the looming shadow of big sister titties over his head>"Aaaannnndyyyyyyy~">Before he could react, Andy was picked up and put in a loving hug by his sister>His face being assaulted by her lips as she gave kiss after kiss>"L-Leyley! Stawwp, I'm playing Quake!">He whined as the game was left running>"Oh, well why don't you teach me how to play?">Andy groaned, cheeks red>"Fine...">"Okay, now what do I do?">"Hide behind cover when he charges his lightning attack">Andy coached his sister, sitting on her lap as she played>"Do you know how to bunny hop?">"What's that?">"Well, you do it by...">And so, the two spent the entire day playing Quake
>>493237825I just imagine he's a fat dumpy retard in purple spandex who waddles around town spitting cum in people's eyes and just by pure happenstance hits a villain and ends up being a hero to the people (begrudgingly)They all fucking hate him but he's the only one who can save the day
>>493142509>Ashley starts to keep calling Andrew Onii-chan>Andrew is annoyed at himself for secretly liking it
>>493238739>You like imoutos don't you, Andy?
>>493238709pic related>>493238508>Stawwp, I'm playing Quake!heh>>493238739Cuuuute did you do this?
Alright one more
>>493240140Draw fat assed andrew twerking in his sisters thong
>>493238739God Dangit, Ashley I told you to stop watching that anniemay. It's rottin yer brain!
>>493240140Andrew really thought he was slick ;)
>>493239175I don't understan the picture....
>>493241371Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things
>>493241495WAT
>>493241679Just think about it
>>493241703I could easily kill them
>>493241495MEDS NOW>>493240787As if Ashley wouldn't be watching him cook, what an idiot lol>>493241371Homie gets harassed all day by his sister about the vision, bro points out that it's not set in stone and they could avoid it, sister gets depressed, bro picks up sleeping meds because hopefully it'll calm her down and not want to fuck him haha he'll just hide it in the food >>493237825 and---oh she's found out about it and now this looks really bad, this looks bad, LET HIM EXPLAIN---
>>493241703They're both really pretty
>>493242479Imagine being these two fuckers neighbor.
>>493242773He'd have to own it immediately, there's no way people won't think they're married by the end of this. (I'd love it) There's a couple on my floor that fights so often that nobody cares anymore, legit. They're going to be those two.
>>493243132Has anyone screamed "DIVORCE ALREADY" at them? lol
I can't believe I missed gay moment because I went to sleep early, DAMNIT!
Shroomley!
>>493243789Don't worry bestie, they will come back eventually
>>493246329Yes they will for calg is a dick only general with the exception of fujos
>>493246329Unfortunately
>>493246623/calg/ is a heterosexual incest kino thread you faggots! Make your own faggot fujo general!
>>493246960Sooo heterosexual
>>493238508Cute greentext
>>493230612In my country they aired it on cartoon network
>>493239175Knowing the context of these panels makes this much funnier>>493246960Anon, our messiah is a fujo, like it or not they do belong here
>>493221445Fucking orodes at it again, after he said that he would stop.
>>493249686>Anon, our messiah is a fujoSo? Coffin has none of that. (what this thread is based on) Make a general for your fujo shit
What if Nemlei made the game with two brothers instead?
>>493246623Of couse>>493246764Fortunately
>>493250837It would have been 10 times better
>>493250837It would have been 10 times worse
>>493250837It would have been 10 times shittier
>>493250837It would have been 10 times hotter
>>493250837It would have been 10 times colder
>>493250837the game would've just been non-stop gay sex
>>493250837There wouldn't even be a vg given the case
>>493248515Thank you :)>>493250837Fujo dream.
>>493238508cute Cute CUTE
https://youtu.be/3g4J9dsGW4Y
>>493252125Nice
>>493253263this song reminds me of them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLf8J2QQJBU
>>493252404>Ashley's unique skill>She can sneak up on her little brother and give him uppies
>>493253908Heaven
>>493254112No, heaven is when she lets Andy use her chest as a pillow to rest his sleepy little head on
>>493253834Why is Fall out boy so fucking good!?
>>493254613ToT SO TRUE
>>493254613No, heaven is when Andrew rapes Leyley
>>493254775No, heaven is when Ashley rapes Andy
>>493255070Mutual rape of Andy and Ashley. Andy mating presses her, thinking he has control but Ashley leglocks him, thinking she has control.
>>493255189I like this onePerfect balance
>>493255189No, mutual consensual sex between Andy and Leyley being confused and discovering sex with each other is perfect
Ashley has awesome fat tits because boobs bring happiness
>>493255526This is even better uooohYoung love is the perfect tag
>>493255526Imagine if Reene caught them and proceeds to help them.
>>493256214>ASHLEY! ANDY! I told you, that mating presses are reserved for Trio Threesome Tuesdays!
>>493255836I'm sad more people don't understand this. Young love is the best love
>>493256214No, Renee is shit. Fuck haggots
>>493255526BASED
>>493256584Glad you agree
>>493256327LMAO based mom>>493256350True. It's the best way to describe what real love is.
>>493255189Yes, we need to see this.
>>493256779True, I like watching anime about 2 kids finding love, it's why I find kanna from dragon maid adorable. But I find the idea of a middle school boy falling in love with a high school girl cute too.
Nemlei said ep1 Ashley didn't have romantic feelings for Andrew but c'mon. What else are you supposed to take away from this?
let me go
>>493257689Nem(ley) was just coping. In that flashback Leyley straight up said Andy was hers
>>493257869https://files.catbox.moe/ur1eeo.mp4
It"s all Ashley's fault https://youtu.be/Dvad1-YE2rk
>>493259520i hope youre ok
>>493259520i hope you die
>>493259520i hope you cry
>>493259520i hope you cum
random but is there any pic of andys shoes? im trying to draw a reference for myself.. but i can only find leyley shoesill probably just give him generic converse sneakers if not>>493260827>>493260908>>493261008you need to chill mister
>>493261221That bitch is wearing Sketchers LOL
>>493261607they remind me of the off-brand walmart shoes that poor kids would wear
>>493261846Lol
>>493261634They're going to jail lol
>>493218665>>493232376>>493233536>>493235578>>493236869>>493237825>>493240140>>493242479>>493243132Aaaaaaaa your drawings are so amazing, I promise I’ll make you something when I get back home, I just fell asleep too early yesterday.
>>493260827>>493260908>>493261008i will do all three of these things
>>493263747I now dub this drawfriend, anon sandusky
>>493262014Bro didn't watch the show
>>493271741They say you're getting better, but you don't feel any better
>>493257234>Dragon MaidBased. Season 1 was peak. Season 2 was meh. I watched it thanks to that shota with the weird hair kek.
>>493272787I don't know where to go anon. Nothing's ever the right direction.
>>493273587I'm just quoting Thom Yorkehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSTFlBpNnvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e_hJA8Mv3U
>>493272787who the fuck are theyyou have other people to talk to?
>>493142509Do you think Mr. Graves knew about his wife selling their kids?
>>493276260>4channer>having someone to talk to
>>493230356>or we wouldn't get images like this or his apparent remorse for yelling at her.That pic is Andrew feeling guilty for not giving a fuck, and he's not feeling remorse for yelling at her but having an oh shit moment after letting the mask slip
>>493242479Do you guys think Andrew would roofie Ashley?
>>493276317Mr.Graves is a male Ashley, 80% of his brain is dedicated to Renee, he probably didn't even about them as soon as he left the apartment.
>>493277869She'd let him roofie her just to see what he'll do to her
>>493257689I don't think Ashley's capable of love in general and neither is Andrew.
>>493278018Easily manipulated like Andrew and obsessive like Ashley. Fucked up combination
>>493264892Lol, thanks anon.
>>493156119Shut the fuck up kit9. You have three jobsPleasure NemleiTake care of your incest-kidsAnd be a code monkeyNone of these are being done while you’re shitposting here.
>>493209679I sleep with my imouto all the time. It’s nice. She’s perfectly cute and clingy
>>493142509You guys don't actually want to commit incest irl right?
>>493282756Us? Committing incest? Perish the thought.
>>493282756I don't even have any siblings. I have one (1) cousin my age but she lives three states away and I barely know her.
>>493282756I don't have a sister and my only female cousin my age lives on the other side of the world
>>493282756i have one female cousin who might be fun to hatefuck (she's a shortstack with massive tits), but she's an unbearable cunt with a husband that's taller than me (no small feat since im 6'6")
>>493282756No. Got multiple older sisters and I find the thought of fucking them extremely unappealing and gross. Possibly do to the fact we had a healthy childhood with great parents.
>>493273278BUNNDY care! https://youtu.be/6odyJldu60Y?si=1J1fHGjPDPW53oI6
>>493282756Why go to the club for a little strange when you can sneak down the hall for a little sister?
>>493285041I have seen a bunny this cute beforeSo round and white. Cute!
>>493285862Imagine bunndy pawing at your boobs as he gets comfy lol
>>493286291Heaven on earth ToT
>>493286906He lays down next to you, his ears flipping down as he licks your face, showing his love
>>493287480I will show my love to him aswell.
i tried to draw a reference of their kid selves since theres not many in-game pictures of them, i tried to keep it as canon-accurate as possible, except for andy's shoes which are headcanon
>>493287809Face smooches and Huggies I'm assuming? With you inviting him to mating press you as you lock your legs around his tiny body
>>493288169This is adorable. They are so cute together! Please keep going.What program do you use?
>>493288459i use sai2 and i wish you would go to a trash thread or something
>>493288169Love it, anon. Very sweet.
>>493288169Leyley looks murderers, very cute.
>>493288428YES! And then we cuddle in bed watching random stuff.
>>493289056Based drawchad telling the serb to fuck off
>>493181674The game is written by a woman, and Andrew as the ultimate fujo-hunk.He tops.
>>493288169Cute, love your style
>>493289056Ooor maybe you can keep drawing them.
>>493288169They look awesome
>>493289056BASED
>>493289056You should have posted Andrew faggotYou really posted this and pretent the pedo won't show up
>>493289058>>493289294>>493289956>>493290431thanks :)>>493291247bro what am i not allowed to draw the fucking characters from the game this general is about?
>>493291247relax, the presence of the subhuman from Belgrade shouldn't dissuade people from posting high quality, non fetish trash art of Andy and Leyley
>>493289056
>>493289598Watching 7th prince after a hot steamy sex marathon
>>493291683The drawing was cute, of courseAt least wait for him to leave the thread like he always does and then post you can post the art
>>493292087Will he even understand the plot? Also cosplaying as Sylpha and he can be Lloyd.
>>493292287The unemployed serb posts here for over half a day non stop.There's hardly a point in scheduling the posting of certain content around the cunt.
>>493289056Holy fucking BASED.
>>493292542I can be your Lloyd -3-
Remember to high five your little sister
>>493292727There's not point in even mentioning himIt's not rocket science The dumbarse artist just had to say the program, now he will be more louder now
>>493292287The faggot posts all day every day anyway. I say we shouldn't let him ruin the game for the rest of us. Andy is for Leyley and we shouldn't let that shitposter claim him for himself.
>>493292975I will hold your prince thighs ever and never let go! ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )
>>493293216youre the one who mentioned him...
>>493293449Aaaahh you're making me blush, hold me as much as you want 7u7
>>493293278That's what I was doing from the startI saw his posts but never mention him, just keep going with my lifeLet's not try to le "epic own" that guy god knows what he can bring here if we do
>>493293216Nah, fuck the cunt, nearly every time an artist comes here he starts begging them to draw pedo shit, so it's good for an artist to come around and tell him to fuck himself
>>493293082Leyley so cute
>>493293634HOLY is that Gothic Reene 2: Electric Boogaloo??(Or a random OC? idk kek))
>>493294048Another femdrew rendition heh.
>>493293797Oh I never said to engage with him. Just to not let Andy become tainted and associated with him.
>>493293896idk Andyartist that posted him in the thread are superior :-)>>493294171I really like her face here. Cute! Did you made this one?
>>493294256I wish that last sentence was realBut even stickposting made a guy angry one daySo it's better to keep quiet
>>493294694Don't give up. Secondaries kneel to the power of TRUE LOVE.
>>493293082The skinny jeans really shows off Andrew's flat ass (just like his sister)
>>493295043And they are perfect.
>>493294885Based! I kneel to it.Andy x Ashley is erotic but Andy x Leyley is extremely cute.
>>493294496Nah, I didn't. Well I'm going to bed now but it was fun. Goodnight cutie, kisses for your oneesoles before I leave xoxoAnd remember, Andy is /ourboi/ -3-
>>493295401The secondary I was talking about was you, Gorki.
We really need more dadrew art
>>493295745
Have we been raided by sharty niggers again
>>493295963meds
>>493295402Amazing pic. Saved! Andy? My cute bitch.Take care and goodnight, it was fun talking with you!>>493295651Secondary? I don't like being in second place. I want to be number one!
>>493295651
>>493295851Andrew is more attractive than Rene.
>>493296052Calling any art pedo is what outs you fuck off with your onions posts nigger and go back 4chud
>>493296250i like men. :)
>>493296548Good, go suck a cock faggot.
8bit
>>493296250Andrew is literally the most attractive character in the game
>>493296782Warden mogs him
>>49329670618-bit at a minimum based on one of the colors
>>493296706It's a VGA-compatible image, and VGA has 8 bits per pixel, so in a sense, sure.
>>493293082Andrew would be a good brother dad.
ALRIGHT YOUVE HAD YOUR FUN
>>493297317he kind of already is one with the way he was forced to parent ashley
>>493293082Snap neck of this little shit!
>>493255836That's just a Birthday Massacre album cover with all that purple and bunny theming. Actually this band kinda fits Coffin's vibe sometimes
I don't know why but I find Andy with large pants weird to me. I always thought it was the "standard" fors boys at that age to wear short pants.Is it because it represents how quickly he matured?
>>493298437Birthday Massacre mentioned!!!!
>>493298817what song of theirs would you choose for a Coffin gmv dear anon?
>>493298442they looked like cargo pants here, which are pretty common for boys, i think?>>493298437oh my god thats what it reminded me of
>>493293082what is she hailing hitler?that nazi bitch
>>493299050To Die For. I love that song.What about you?>>493299085I think they are yeah. Cargo pants, I haven't think about it just now.
>>493299615OH Also Kill the Lights too
>>493299586She's a silly child making a silly pose, take chill pill.
>>493297628Look man when you help your kid(sister) murder her friend, I think you've automatically failed the whole brother parent thing.Maybe if Andrew was in his pre teens when Ashley was born, he might've been mature enough to properly tard wrangle his sister.
>>493299896They need to fire squad that child!Take a cyanide pill like the nazis did.
>>493299615>To Die For. I love that song.me too actually, my favourite song by them.>>493299824>Kill the LightsThis one is good tooWalking With Strangers is their best album honestly, the only one of theirs I come back to often. Listening to To Die For makes me imagine Andrew having a dream sequence where Dream Ashley asks him to stop being hesitant about his feelings and finally make a move for her since it would be the best for both of them
>>493300316Chill Nina
>>493299586That's the Roman salute you fuck.Ave frāter!
>>493300329>Walking With StrangersBased. I'm glad I discovered that fanart. It made me discover such an amazing band.>Andrew having a dream sequence where Dream Ashley asks him to stop being hesitant about his feelings and finally make a move for her since it would be the best for both of themThat could be perfect for a AMV! I like it.
>>493299896>>493300548so when leyley doesnt get her way she converts to nazism and you guys are just cool with it?stop pretending to not see what's happening!
My sister took my hoodie and didn't even wear it. She just threw it into her closet
>>493300878You need to shut up Nina
>>493300284good sibparents aid their younger sibling with murder! i have no idea what youre talking about.
>>493300975she wants something to remember you by when youre gone
Fun.
>>493295043I want to spank Andrew’s flat ass.
>>493301242I don't think she thinks I'm going to kill myself anymore
>>493302356Sounds like a step in the right direction, at least.
>>493302356i was making a joke anondont kys
>>493302356I think she thinks you think she thinks your going to kill yourself.
fun!https://jiggie.fun/uCF1w5https://jiggie.fun/uCF1w5https://jiggie.fun/uCF1w5
>>493306614sick.
Hags...With eyebags?
Bags...With eyehags?
>>493308606Hags with eyebags go hand in hand, like peanut butter and jelly, or bpd women and mommy issues.
Fags...With ballbags?
>>493309570Imagine cuddling her to sleep after she spend a long day at work
>>493309683>>493309230KEK
>>493310120And kissing her soft body (and feet) while cleaning her at the bathtub
>>493299586
>>493310867LMAO great edit
>>493310587>feetAnd now you lost me
>>493311057Thank you!
>>493310587Based
>>493304664incredible fight over the last piece
I'm going outside for a walk. I sure hope no one kidnaps me while I'm defenseless and turns me into dry soup! Don't do it! Don't you dare!
>>493312078Most bloodthirsty I've seen jiggers get.
Do you think ??? will be playable?
>>493312149
>>493312149Too late I already did it.
>>493311368Cringe>>493312020Based!>>493311464:)
I'm so tired.
>>493313157I'll have another cigarette
>>493313593I wonder should I call you but I know what you would do :)
>>493313774I wonder, should I get up and fix myself a drink
>>493315051That's adorable.
Maybe I need to get back into boozin. Might chill me out.
>>493315254yaaaaaaay
>>493315885Top notch doodler. One of the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L3nMmlsHF0
>>493316524I was just listening to that earlier today. Guess I'll post I'm So Tired since that's what me and the other anon were referencinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cqHtGb9WYM
>>493316183waaaoww.,,… im blushing.
>>493317534ITS…… NOT A JPEG..
>>493317706There ya go anon. o7
>>493316916you have lovely music taste headphonefren
>>493318228tank u, ur the best..
>>493318285Thanks. A lot of Beatles music reminds me of Coffin, though that's probably just because they made a lot of love songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C58ttB2-Qg>what do you see when you turn out the lights>I cannot tell you, but I know that it's mineI've always loved this line. It makes me think about Andrew sitting in his room late at night thinking about Ashley and knowing he cannot have her despite how deeply he needs toAlso, Julia puppy is adorable.
>>493318683Happy to make you happy :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVi-YgYB0bU
https://youtu.be/fqGKZ3fzN1M?si=m0Z5L6r-BEIAy-kM
>>493318863beatles were such a magical band.. it really feels like a miracle that they found eachother, or maybe fate>>493320283i liked that show a lot
>>493320438 me too, anon :>
>>493320438Moral Orel? Great show but man those later eps are killer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8FDl_tMs4Y
damn I need to listen to more upbeat music lmao
>>493288169Such a cute drawing, especially Andy, I love the way you draw eyes.>>493294496I love the perspective on that and the implication behind the shovel. Nothing better than a cute boy with his first tools, also here’s the drawing that I promised you.
>>493320438There's a lot of great music from that time. North England has such a concentration of great music, even though my favorite song from that era is Americanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0lj3WX_5ps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONxp_lLXWGk
>>493324074>twilightOh, I get it. Because Andrew is a FAGGOT who liked those books
>>493323445Uooooooh cute bundyThank you)). I missed your drawings. I love this art style so much!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-FKM3eZTO8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWF2XUrX-Z8
>>493325050You’re welcome, I’m overwhelmed by how many artists are drawing Andy in this thread now.
2 (two) people at most and at least one is a rotbrain coomer that ERPs for hours
I’ve counted 3 drawn Andy’s by artists in this thread.
Wish I knew when to give up. I don't know why I can't.
>>493327380>many artists are drawing Andy in this thread now.So true. The Andy Revolution is now! What a time to be alive.>>493327742Very nice. I hope we can have more in the future. Maybe after chapter 3 releases?
>>493328774do you want a kiss on the cheek anon
>>493328972I want to have a reason to get up in the morning...but I wouldn't pass on that.
>>493328949>The Andy Revolution is now! What a time to be alive./calg/ archivists will look back upon this time with tears of joy in their eyes.
>>493329525mwah
>>493329539The founding fathers and mothers of the United Andyposters of /Calg/ lol
>>493329721:) thank you anon
>>493328949>>493329539>>493329754actually kill yourselves you retarded crackheads
>>493330068I don't do drugs
>>493328949>>493329539>>493329754actually live your lives you intellectual crackchads
>>493330424I do drugs :)
>>493329754Ever morning I’ll salute the flag of the UAoC!
>>493330671o7 amen brother
>>493330068>>493330414>>493330424>>493330603Someone post that webm of methley
>>493329959MWAHWMAHAMHWAMHWAM MWAHMWAHMWAHMWAHMWAH MWAH
>>493288169>>493323445Cute
>>493330863Which one anon?
>>493330915AAA TOO MUCH TOO MUCH!!
>>493330807We must ensure that every /calg/ poster is given one of these flags to honor our lord and savior Andy.
>>493331287BasedWe must worship him and lynch the traitors
>>493330915That cheered me up. ty
>>493331412All those who deny the beauty and splendor of Andy will be killed in the name of peace.
>>493331736Everything is for a good cause.
This bread is fucking stale! Where's breadrew?
>>493331128There’s more than one?>>493331991Doing meth
>>493331991Eyes rolling into the back of my head because of the state of the sh*ta poster sucking himself off.Here's an early bread since you rang.>>493332145>>493332145>>493332145>>493332145>>493332145
>>493331968AWWWWW
>>493332420The longer this goes on, the sadder your cope and denial get.
>>493332582This lmao, he genuinely believes that everyone who he hates is one person.
>>493332582What are you talking about now?
>>493332991What I said was extremely clear.
>>493332862I do not believe anyone is one person. I do not hate anyone. I hate the place looking worse than a discord server.>>493333109What you said is extremely vague.
>>493332582What you said is extremely defined
>>493333336>than a discord server.Uh oh, we got a discord moderator over here.
>>493333336>I hate the place looking worse than a discord server.You realize it's entirely your fault and the whole 'anchor post' shit is peak discord / reddit woman bullshit, right?
>>493334906It's probably to annoy you considering you got buttblasted enough to pretend being a "returning veteran" just to complain about it.
>returning veteranchads making the discord trannies seethe
>>493335151>It's totally 4D chess, I swear!Awesome plan given it results in nothing but more shotaposting which you then seethe about.
the fuck are you retards arguing about?
>>493336679If you have to ask…
>>493331090Thanks!
>>493343050luv sistertitty.
>>493263747Thanks I've been asleep or busy all day but thank you again!
>>493233536Mood
