Someone make a real thread.

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I love sluts!

>>503399010
You can't see Rya's right nipple

>>503399185
no, you can see both

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apparently this one can also one-shot

>>503398101
sure boss, but you gotta pay up front however

>>503400567
>pays up front

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>>503401050
sorry boss, but the payment didn't go through, the DLC still isn't in my library.

>>503401429
1009340537
Add me on steam and I buy it for you

>>503401429
>pays behind

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Good morning

>>503402572
this AI shit is so bizarre

>>503402572
Why are tommy robinson and gordon ramsay serenading an invcel?

>>503401735
sent

>>503402572
Normally these are spamming and annoying but this one is just so nonsensical what could the prompt have even been?? Orange and blue man in harmony make glowing red monkey seethe?

>>503403026
You didnt

>>503403232
holy fuck you actually... wow
thanks man

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>>503403757
Np lil squishy

>>503404024
where do you get this money maddy

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Malenia.

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DEN DUELS???!?!?!?!?

>>503405240
kys faggot

>>503404703
I use inspect element to double my steam wallet before buying anything so that it's free, and you don't have to say that

>>503405327
>>503405240

>>503405327
i should kill myself because i want to play elden ring?
hm,mmm

>>503406476
58% yourself grass you pedo

no

>>503406914
Is it ugly on purpose?

WAKE UP ERG

dead thread dead game
get told to kill myself when i try and get people to play the game
typical

>>503407382
Wash your greasy hair at least

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>>503407382
>>503407463
im palying pve today

>still thinking about that image of me from 5 years ago

>>503407382
Stop telling people to play some weird mod, get people to play normal fcs first then ease them into the mod

>>503407382
I'm going to remodel your shithole

>>503407382
don't make me pull up your steam name history and your tranny selfies, seethe

>>503407603
Like it or not, that's your image here now. Also we've got no reason to believe you've changed lmao

>>503407603
?

>the grasstranny is already on the defensive
uh oh melty incoming

>>503407603
Elden Ring wasn't even out 5 years ago, there wasn't an erg

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>>503407603
I think about you every day babe...

>>503407637
it's been 2 years of eldogshit PC online I'm not jumping through hoops because retarded erg users are incapable of installing a 70mb file that auto updates itself
>>503407681
things that wash over me like nothing and have 0(zero) affect on me LOL
>>503407894
?
>>503407958
the genesis of erg was not the genesis of the whole internet

>>503407894
lol you called it it's already fuming

Someone post it

>erg talking about me again

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>more /dsg/niggers shitflinging
just let /erg/ die

>>503408159
Then stop trying to?

Also why are you talking about it then?

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https://youtu.be/KYKb34Ij2_A

you have been invaded!!!

>>503408443
It happens every single time the den maps fag posts

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>>503409074
>>503408443
HIHIHIHIHIHHII!!!

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pretended to suck dick on video award
still lives with his parents award
most retarded tranny award
ugliest faggot award
chopped off their own dick award
jerks off to racemixing award
shittiest net award
lost every major football event award

yeag that's grass

>>503408648
im spoonfeeding you more fucking info whilst calling you a shitbrained moron, moron
it takes 3 seconds to search "elden ring den maps" and then 4 clicks and a unzip drag double click batch file and type the password and you're in
FCs need 3 more whilst den maps only need 1 more so *in theory* it's a lot easier to get someone to game + net is far superior but no
erg users want to sit around for 30 minutes waiting to play on the same 1 of 3 circle arenas that are far too large and with dogshit net
>>503409074
because erg is retarded and doesn't want to play eldog on better net
>>503409253
obsessed

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>>503409305
And yet we play the game together more often than you
Curious

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>why don't you pvp w erg?

>>503409253
that's someone's son

>>503408773
I wish there were more players on seamless to invade because invasions feel so much more exciting when you both get spirit ashes to fight beside you anywhere, and also Mineral rocks so hard and the picture you posted looks just like this one girl i knew in high school that was obsessed with me and wanted so badly to be me but one day she accused her dad of SAing her and her family fell apart because of it and she moved to oklahoma and my friends and I all were pretty sure she just made it up but was too proud to admit she was lying and also everyone thought she was a closet lesbian and now she posts dumbass MAGA stuff on facebook for her creepy uncles's 4-6 likes on avg

>>503409451
at 3am with 2eu players and 2na players for the most dogshit experience
if i was still sleeping like shit i would be in those FCs
because i was 7 months ao

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>>503409526
It's always fun seeing hosts and their friends freeze for a second when you summon as an invader before realizing "Wait I forgot I could do that" and summoning theirs too, I think most people forget that they even can outside o-

From ruined Miquella.

>>503409887
Imagine making Radahn a boss twice. What a mess.

>>503410114
From has issues with their popular character.
>Radahn is liked
>immediately turns him into a loser who get brainwashed
>fan love Miquella
>instantly retcon his entire story to make him bad, even through the late-minute retcon is painfully obvious

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>>503409664
Don't care, still fun, still played, and still will continue to play
I understand ehy you're annoyed if you think that den maps is better, but you'd probably have an easier time finding people to join in different groups, if people here aren't being receptive then you're not gonna attract people by teying to force it
I'm not saying this to be rude or ironically, but have you tried dsg? They're usually better at the game and dive more into its mechanical systems than us, they're probably more receptive to downloading and trying mods like that that work better with like meta fights

>>503409664
Not meta I mean but more like mechanically crunchy
Idk the word

>>503409253
>>503409491
taht's my boyfriend

>>503410354
you're so cute

>>503410563
Kill yourself

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https://youtu.be/2v_pzR99lHA

>>503410354
... he is from dsg
but nyobody in dsg wants to play elden ring pvp

>>503410748
I can't help it, you're a cutie pie

>>503410720
>is getting assraped
>swaps to skeleton armor or red bug helm/flower chest to max heal
>tries to out zwei THE zweiguy
many such cases

>>503410754
I dont understand then, that doesn't make any sense
If the reason for posting here is because people on there don't want to do it, and people from here also don't want to do it, wouldn't that just mean the outcome would be not posting it here either? That doesn't make sense to me

>>503411026
What?

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::::D

>>503411189
Change that filename NOW

>>503411189
hello vriska serket

Why did lore discussion for this game totally die when the DLC released?

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>>503411254
>>503411267

>>503411684
It didn't, it picked up a lot, but unfortunately it was mostly focused on pre-existing characters so moat of the discussion is about character motivations and stuff like that instead of new revelations
There's some hesdcanons about what the gate of divinity is but a lot of the "big" questions have very little lore stuff about them

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big damage

>>503411847
I'm going to cry for real

>>503411684
I wonder...

>>503410720
>takes the pvp in this game seriously
It sucks how Elden Ring's pvp is so horrendously bad it's completely ruined the reputation of asymmetric pvp, just in general, for an entire generation of zoomers. Times were that people agreed that the pvp was fun, both invasions and fight clubs, and it was a lasting part of vidya culture.

>>503411917
What sword is that? Why is it on fire?

>>503412052
>Times were that people agreed that the pvp was fun
in your bubble maybe, there are a lot of people out there with either a vitriolic hatred of souls pvp, or a complete lack of interest in it

I respecced a tiny bit for the next fc to bring smithscript daggers in exchange for some health
I expect to feel annoying for using them

>>503412052
In what world?

>>503412335
You will never satisfy 100% of people but I also will not fall for your attempts at historical revisionism. "No the game doesn't suck, things were just always this bad!" is cope. Elden Ring is a clear negative outlier in the perception of the online components for a variety of reasons which all combine to make it feel bad, and these have pretty clearly poisoned the well for the asymmetric online formula in general moving forward.

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I member arguements about if pvp was a mini game or the mode meant to give the games longevity

>>503412765
Riiight.
How long since you stopped taking your medication?

>>503412765
>Elden Ring is a clear negative outlier in the perception of the online components
I agree, but don't pretend that souls pvp was some widely beloved thing, it was always something that a minority of the playerbase engaged in with any regularity

I think a lot of ER's negative pvp reception is that it's much more popular than the dark souls games, which means more casuals who aren't interested in it and only see it as something that annoys them while they're having fun with their friends

impossible to sink in more than one or two hundred hours into any of these games without engaging with the multiplayer sincerely, say what you will about the brokenness of certain weapons or available tactics, but facing off against other players is the last true great challenge you can keep building upon for long term gameplay, parrying a boss as nauseoum gets boring fast by comparison

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>>503412059
fire knight UGS

I have started a replay of dark souls uno, i fell back upon myself and wept a little when i witnessed a hollow soldier open and close a door on his pursuit of me in da Burg, what happened to little interactions like these? bloodborne had the right idea, I wish Miyazaki wasn't a big vindictive baby that took away features and passion purely because he malds about the playerbase just not getting it with his little motifs of stagnation

>>503413363
I dont think I agree, that CAN be a path people go down, but there's also mods, or challenge runs, or new builds, I think it mostly comes from different ways to give the game variety
Pvp can be that hut I don't think that it's the final step, just one of them

>>503413525
terrorific shit

>>503413712
never seen that

>>503413732
>mods
only for sufferers of AIDS with enough time to jerk off and troubleshoot installing shit
>challenge runs
autastic and masochistic
>whichever one the other was
who cares? if it is unfun it is a waste of my time, beating up another human player? now that is fun and proof of your prowess as an individual over another sapient being, whereas prowess against the computer is barely better than masturbating and undoubtedly a greater degree of homosexual

Pinning M*dison down and raping her...

>>503414070
Nevermind I regret trying to discuss it with you

>>503414136
you HAVE to say that

>>503414136
You don't have to say that and THINK FAST, L2 R2

>>503413170
IMO people complain about the online for two reasons
>Trying to coop in the open world sucks, there's a reason 1/3rd of the PC playerbase has the Seamless Coop mod installed, and since the open world is the vast majority of the game's content it means the coop usually feels clunky as fuck
>No real online play covenants or serious tie-ins to the lore sucks a surprising amount of soul from both coop and invasions.
>Even after multiple patches, the pvp balance is mostly "lol lmao xddd" and it's trivially easy to do 3000 damage/hit with almost any weapon, so your average host's experience with the red man is getting oneshotted or gangraping him in a corner. No matter how much people complained about true combos in DS3, this is worse. And furthermore, every other host coming with overleveled password phantoms + the lack of solo hosts means the redmen are forced into meta sweatlord oneshot builds just to survive, I have literally never seen the kind of casual/themed/roleplay build in an invasion like I saw in DS1-DS3
>making solo invasions impossible, plus the presence of way more offline summoning mechanics like ash summons, means a huge fraction of the players just won't ever participate in the online system at all, whereas in earlier games you were pushed way more strongly into it more consistently

>>503414151
It is only natural to regret your reality being well-challenged when you are loser

>>503414285
>>503414268

my boyfriend was looking at my hands when I was playing Elden Ring next to him and he kept saying how pretty my hands and fingers are :)

>>503414382
I hope that maybe Fromsoft will have seamless type co op by default next game, but honestly I think they'd somehow mess it up if they did, esspecially since I just realized if they did, it'd be on THEIR netcode

>>503414602
No they didnt

LD FC tonight?

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>>503411975
dont cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclbRYmGG9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsKu3Jh5IAs

>>503414382
cosplay and soulful invasions in elden ring can only work at low level and even then you always have to have a back pocket carian ret+lightning miseriecorde for max level pw phantoms

who palying they pve rn

>>503417185
Everyone

You know what? I dont care if uts an unpopular opinion, Im going to say it
I hate Fallingstar Beast

>>503411684
Cause there's nothing more to discuss, remember?

>>503418037
Who is patches?

>>503418154
Patches is the Furtive Pygmy.

>>503418154
THE UNBREAKABLE

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One thing I always liked and headcanoned about patches is that of the three characters he interacts with/talks about (I'm going to ignore Tanith because it does literally nothing so I have no idea what it's supposed to be), he obviously tricks and is mean to you, he's mean to Diallos, but he talks about Rya but isn't mean to you, he just asks you to help her
Which while sure could just be because he's joining/going to the Manor and she's a talent scout, I like to imagine it's because he can't bring himself to be mean to her like he does with other people

>>503419326
Mean to her*
Kinda said the opposite of what I meant to say

>>503419326
goddamn girl, you really self-insert into rya

>>503419714
??????

>>503419836
It's retarded, don't pay it any attention.

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I forgot how much I don't really like exploring mountaintops. I should go kill mog and go to the dlc.

I want to taste varreposter's blood

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>>503421087
it probably tastes like salty coins in milk

i don't think hardswapping is unfair or anything, and i think if you're able to do it fast enough with some consistency then that's worthy of some praise and you earned it, i also just think it's really, really fucking gay and i can't help how i feel about it

>>503423431
Yeppers

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She's talking about her boobs

>>503423671
I would like to touch her boobs

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>>503423671
godless witch, get ye gone

>>503423838
Based.

>>503423470
hm

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I ask that you endure

>>503423794
Wtf why would you even say that, that's so weird why did yoy say that unprovoked nothing even hinted at that

>>503424202
What if I don't have that ash?

>>503424384
I'm sorry, I don't know why I would say something so perverted for absolutely no reason whatsoever

>>503424678
Endure.

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remove snek

>no rot incant seal
makes me sad

>>503424384
>>503424848
uh

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>>503425773
there's literally only 1 good """rot""" incantation

>>503425969
yes and I want to buff it

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>>503425915

>>503397106
Eldie Ring babies

>>503429021
jesus kek

>>503429954
Stop answering yourself to try to bait people into clicking on your AI trash, faggot.

schizo

>>503430058
Based and called the trash out.

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>>503430058
>>503429954
>>503430574
>>503429021

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What is that retard's big idea?

dsgtroon coded bump

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I can't keep up with this drama. How about you fags post some quality pvp webms?

>>503432986
Only troons play PvP.

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>>503433097
Then just post some quality pve webms instead of obsessing over troons

>>503433203
What the fuck is this abomination.
Actually I prefer PvP to whatever this is.

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>>503433502
i'm glad you've made your choice

>>503433659
Well
>fight against a monster centipede made of fingers that gives me nightmare, ends up with the guy dying at 0,1% health remaining
OR
>stupid cheating invaders getting rekt like the bitches they are

Yeah that's a quick choice.

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>>503433915

Kissing Madison on the lips because I love her and no other secret, nefarious reason.

>>503434673
stay away from her, she's mine

m*dison already has a bf THO...

Yous dont have to say thats

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>>503434673
>>503434828
>>503435328
>>503435539
maddy is grass

*t poses*

>>503435679
You dont have to say that and no, I dont think

hey gemmy
*kisses u*

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>>503419326
Cause she's got a good heart even if she's not exactly "innocent," for her role in the manor's activities. She sounded genuinely sorry about lying cause she was afraid of cruel treatment and people like Patches know what other things cruel treatment can lead a good person to do when it's all they've known. He doesn't want her to be treated the way he was because he doesn't want to see her turn into a complete scoundrel because it's the only way of treating people she's experienced first hand.

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>>503436054
wha wha wha
>>503435786
i have 37 int and i just checked so ur wrong...

>>503436183
CUTE

>>503436183
Arent you not suooiised to help a reptile shed?

>>503436463
Patches doesn't have a degree in reptileology

>>503436305
gemmy do i have permission to post a webm of two caged up femboys kissing each other while holding hands

>>503437150
uh... ur gonna get banned... and i'm not your mommy... just do what you want. you are free.

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I swapped to euphoria because i wanted to kill with the ash of war but he didn't heal

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aieeeee pata running attack save mee

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>>503438225
behead pata fags

wake up

>convergence changes type A and Type B bodies to Masculine and Feminine
Based beyond belief

>>503439641
why did she leave?

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>>503439813
no idea. i guess they didn't like me playing passively so i didn't get hit with madness

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>>503439276
I'm doing the dlc on my 18th character while I have the invasion finger on
How many characters do you have, erg?

>>503440237
one that I use for pve and the rest for pvp that i play once in a while.

>>503437352
ok ill do it next time ur here btw i just came handsfree for the first time

>>503441573
look ma... no hands

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Radahn!?

is there an ash that buffs ur weapon with magic like flaming strike and lightning slash and sacred blade?

>>503409253
does xhe even play anymore since the chainsaw bug got fixed?

>>503439813
probably because he was fleeing too much, but the invader is to blame for that since she abused iframe status buildup

>>503439641
this is just a duel where one person has double the heals

>>503447728
abused? isn't that a feature of the game?

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>>503447965
yes, that is indeed the risk you take when invading. if your opponent is equally skilled and you can't get one up on them then you're most likely just going to lose by attrition, which is why you shouldn't be attempting to duel as an invader in the first place. weirdly enough, almost every invader i come across does this, i even try to make it easy on them sometimes and fight enemies even knowing an invader is around, but more often than not they just watch me fight before coming to do so themselves for some reason.

>>503446631
No, actually, now that I think about it

>>503447991
Nah, just one of those bugs that's existed forever.

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starting a new playthrough is kind of annoying because I want to use a dlc weapon but it's a long ways away
However this is the first time I've played since they sped up a lot of the weapons R2s so that feels great. The regular Halberd R2 uncharged no longer feels like a useless joke move in pve

>>503449814
I can drop you a dlc weapon if you want

>>503448357
The average invader is just as much of a shitter as the average host.
It's just that they don't have 2 teammates and matchamaking on their side so you get to see what they're actually like when alone.
Also add to that all the people doing Varre's quest at midlevels.

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Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! The REDMANE ARMY!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING my BROTHER?!?! RADAHN'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REPEATEDLY COOM into MIQUELLA'S tight BUSSY!?!? B-but you are TOO LARGE! You will RUIN him for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after RADAHN STRETCHES out my beloved brother PERMANENTLY with ANTI GRAVITY HIP ATTACKS and ZERO G SPINNING COCK LUNGES, OGHA and JERREN will DOUBLE-TEAM him?!?! EHHHHH??!?! You're both gonna SPITROAST him like the DIRTY TWINK WHORE he IS?!?! JERREN is gonna FILL him with his RED MAGMA-like SEMEN?!?! ALL while OGHA WHISKS his MIND AWAY with PLEASURE like A RAIN OF GRAVITATIONAL ARROWS?!?!! And NEXT is IJI?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! YOU joined back as the BLACKSMITH of the REDMANES JUST to FUCK my BROTHER?! WAIT PLEASE DON'T USE YOUR CARIAN MAGIC TO BROADCAST THIS ACROSS THE LANDS BETWEEN!!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU!!! WAIT, you WON'T until HE arrives??!? And WHO could that possibly b- WAIT the TARNISHED?!?! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to BEAT ME again and FORCE me to BLOOM? Making me be REBORN and SPAWN more clones like MILLICENT and her SISTERS who are PART of ME? THEN you'll ORDER RADAHN'S KNIGHTS to hold us down and FORCE US to WATCH our beloved BROTHER get VIOLATED by the ENTIRETY of the REDMANE ARMY from EVERY POSSIBLE ANGLE? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing my SWEET BROTHER getting GAPED, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER like the ELDEN RING as my MIND BREAKS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATIZING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, where I will KEEP MUMBLING TO MYSELF I'm UNDEFEATED, which will eventually DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED into the BASE OF THE SCADUTREE where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in DEEP WITHIN, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED BROTHER getting FUCKED THROUGH while I become A DROOLING INVALID?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!

>>503449926
No, that wouldn't be right. I already muled a bunch of shit and used Grand Merchant for PVP characters a year ago, I want to just play through the whole game + dlc again nice and slow and enjoy it

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>>503450604

>>503450604
these copypastas honestly kind of impress me in a strange way

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MARIKA'S TITS!! RANNI-SAMA?!? YOU WANT to RELIVE the EXCITEMENT of the SHATTERING but go even FURTHER??!?! WHHAA--!?! YOU are going to create an AGE but with ONE key DIFFERENCE?!?! The UNIVERSE in which this AGE will take place, will be * GULP* LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN MY WHORE BROTHER'S BUSSY?!?! And FUTHERMORE you are going to make EVERYONE 10 TIMES STRONGER?!?!? So what you are SAYING is, the SHOCKWAVES from ALL the FIGHTING will be HITTING my BELOVED BROTHER'S PROSTATE??! And each FALLEN WARRIOR will EXIT though his URETHRA and make him TREMOR in PLEASURE?!! You REALLY mean that there will be HUNDREDS of STRONG GUYS ALL inside my brother, AT THE SAME TIME!?!? And WHENEVER he ORGASMS, ALL the FIGHTERS will be FULLY REJUVENATED, ENSURING that the BATTLES go on INDEFINITELY?!?! IF someone HAPPENS to get KNOCKED OUT, they will get TELEPORTED in front of my BROTHER and RADAHN and then be FORCED to HELP YOUR BROTHER RUN an INTERUNIVERSAL TRAIN ON MINE!? WHHAAA--??!? THERE'S EVEN MORE?!?! I'm NOT going to be ALLOWED in this AGE?!? INSTEAD you are going to place me in the NULL REALM, ALONE, REGULARLY giving me ONLY JUST enough TINY PUFFS of OXYGEN to SURVIVE?!!? And THEN, you will place a PORTAL in FRONT of me, SHOWING my BROTHER getting PLEASURED in REAL TIME?!?! So I will be FLOATING around in the ENDLESS VOID, GASPING for AIR for my DEAR LIFE, while being TORMENTED by the SIGHT of my BROTHER GETTING VIOLATED?!?! And I will be LEFT and ABANDONED there, LOCKED AND TRAPPED IN my very OWN PERSONAL HELL, ROTTING for ALL ETERNITY?!?! But the ASPHYXIATION will in fact AMPLIFY the PLEASURE RECEIVED to UNKNOWN HEIGHTS?!!?! CUM will be FLOWING OUT OF ME like a RIVER and EVENTUALLY I will FILL the VOID with my CUM?!!? And THEN I'm going to be FORCED to DRINK it ALL, while being SHOWN to ALL YOUR SUBJECTS through a magic PROJECTION in the SKY?!?!? My HUMILIATION WILL BE SPREAD ACROSS the UNIVERSE, MILLION of BEINGS ALL LAUGHING AT ME?!?!? YABBA DABBA DOO LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!

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>>503413363
yeah
it CAN be fun to use a mod that ports sekiro's deflecting mechanics and other stuff from older games just for the novelty of it, but at the end of the day you're still fighting the computer just with a different set of tools
the most fun i've had in elden ring outside my first playthrough was twinking in stormveil

>>503430058
Kek, positively seething

>>503455562
i wonder who you think you are replying to

hostcels are pathetic

>>503433659
Based invcel rapist

>>503455656
It doesn't matter. Every retard other than gr*** that gets upset is merely a bonus.

hosts and furled fingers SEETHING

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Finally got seamless working again, I forgot I manually edited my regulation.bin. Im embarassingly rusty at invading, I actually felt bad when the host bowed after killing me because I did not deserve it

>>503459736
why do you keep posting this tranny? can you stop?

>>503460215
Shes not, and its just at the top of my pictures and so is easy pic to click to convey mood, and idk if you want me to, sorry

>>503460363
if you're serious then that's an unfortunate looking biological woman. hope she's doing all right. don't post her anymore.

>>503459736
why not invade in regular?

You think Marika is quiet or loud? Quiet Marika or Loud Marika?

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>summoned to help defeat bayle
>look at scadutree level
>0
>host dies 45 seconds into the fight
every time

>>503460363
grow a spine, maddy

>>503460946
Gee
>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*
I
>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*
wonder
>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*
why
>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*
I
>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*
might
>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*
not
>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*
do
>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*
that
>*The Host of Fingers has begun fighting the area boss. Returning to your world.*
I DO try to do regular invasions, it just does this all the time

>>503461213
Im sorry and you dont have to say that

>>503461246
damn, it's really that dead huh?
and seamless invading is faster?

you're a narcissistic lolcow for constantly posting your face here

>>503461485
I literally like just got 4 seamless invasions in a row in 40 minutes where I invaded the second I queued
That is more invasions (that actually result in a fight rather than ending from the boss thing) than I usually get in an entire night where I devote it to trying to invade in vanilla

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>>503461093

>get summoned again
>host dies within a minute again
why do people do this?

>>503462005
>a minute
that's good

>>503462078
if you die within a minute of fighting a boss you're not good

You know what? Fine, I'll say it
THE REASON IM AGAINST HARDSWAPPING IS BECAUSE IM JEALOUS THAT IM BAD AT IT
THIS IS TRUE FOR MOST OF YOU TOO THAT DISLIKE IT

>>503462170
>he has slow finger movement
KEKYPOO!

>>503462160
hosts lasting a whole minute is better than usual

Cam you beat Elden Ring using only the triggers, bumpers, face buttons, analog sticks, dpad and menu buttons?

>>503462471
probably not

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>>503462569
Correct!

>>503462471
>playing on console
lol poorfag detected

>>503462812
>>503462691
Nope
It's joke about not being able to enter name if you use controller on pc without using keyboard

>>503462916
what a great joke

>>503462956
It's not that good, it's a kind of okay joke but thank you

>>503462916
>>503463083
you're so cute

>>503463267
Kill yourself

>>503463323
love yourself

>>503463413
love myself

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>only Torrent takes damage
>my character screams

>animetroon
ez skip

anime is really bad and also cringe

messmer vs midra
who wins

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thicc?

>>503464339
sexoooooooooooooo

>>503464339
that's somebody's son

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>>503464339
still less than thicclenia

spiderfag...

anime website, anime game.

>anime website
>anime game
so we just telling lies now huh

sorry your general is so dead you have to come here for any sort of interaction. i'm not lol

Who are you talking to?

femanon has a bf btw stop being a cuck

you incels need to stop picking on maddy :/

this is elden ring general not maddy general, stop talking about the ugly lolcow cunt

>>503467535
fucking finally made a webm jc idk why ts is so hard

>>503467535
turn your brightness down jesus

>>503467870
lil nga brightness is down. idk why its that bright after converting to webm. im still trying to learn how to do ts.

>>503466410
noo

why is this faggot still posting his mid ass clips?

>>503468631
post stats pls
how come my rellana swords don't do that much damage?

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>>503468843
50/50 dex/fai

>>503405240
where is that?

I just shat and ejaculated and now I'm ready for Elden ring

>>503469080
>>503468631
I like the idea of doing a FAI INT build and using the RTB, SoNaF, and the Staff of the Great Beyond
kinda cool that both of the FAI INT weapons are also stance weapons that make excellent use of Rellana's Cameo

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>make fun, creative build
>invade
>runed poiseblob at the Liurnia shack with a GUGS

>make the most minmaxed build possible, by using every single piece of equipment and consumable imaginable to have both optimized defenses and enough damage to delete any player's healthbar in seconds
>invade
>clueless host + phantoms going through the game

>>503472713
yiff in hell

>>503472713
My cat looks like that

>>503472713
i fuck that cat

>>503468725
>>503467535
jrjrjmmewo

>>503470068
one of the arenas on the DEN maps mod

>tranime webm
post hidden

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>>503472408
it's one of the like 3 actual int/fai weapons in the game, yeah. I just went with dex/fai specifically to maximize the flame-version of the weapon art

>>503473523
what

I love meli meli

>anime webm
post viewed

is 108 too low for Mountaintop of the Giants? I'm getting owned in the Zamor Ruins

git gud

>>503475794
Probably closer to 120ish is what I'd expect to get over the course of it but 108 isn't unreasonable, there's like a like weird difficulty spike in mountaintops

the femanon has a bf btw don't be a simp

>>503455562
Yes you are.

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Because Rya can't cum from anything but rape and so every few weeks cycles between self loathing isolating herself and being disgusted by herself and ending up purposefully putting herself in dangerous situations partially in the hope that something will happen to her, like that she'll get raped and relieve whatever frustration built up or finally put out of her misery and won't have to deal with what/how she is any more

>>503467535
Why are you playing on kbm, you freak.

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Maddy I took your advice on steam. Shoulda known better than to try and make new friends while this situation is still going on. What a fucking joke. Tell everyone I said hi.

>>503481537
You dont have to say thst and I dont know what youre referring to

>>503479883
That's kind of hot

>>503484543
It's funny how it's actually canon, you wouldn't expect it to be but it is

>>503485704
Yup, definitely canon.

>>503481537
Ohh nvm I understand what you mean now. Good luck

>using my magic to create a figment of my dad to beat you up

>>503486058
Fuck off. Don't patronize me.

>>503485704
Of course, sweetie, it's fancanon.

>>503486058
It is!

>>503487918
Even if it wasn't canon canon (it is), fancanon is more valid than ingame lore anyway

>>503488065
Do you know anyone else that also wants to be raped? Just asking.

>>503488484
It's not that she necessarily WANTS to be, it's just that's the only way she can feel those things and the closest she knows how to experience and express intimacy

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Why are you ERPing on an Elden Ring thread at 8:50am PST, Seymour?

>>503488759
You need a boyfriend.

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>>503488806
Oh that isn't erotic roleplay, thats a character study, from from the lorefag discussion we're having

>>503489005
Makes no sense

>>503489439
Sorry, I meant Rya needs a boyfriend

>>503489552
Oh, with her I don't think it'd work out. It already didn't with the tarnish3d (though they never got that far) but most likely she'd be annoying and make the Tarnished's life hell if got that far and eventually acted in such a way that would either end the relationship or make it so the only way for it to continue is if he got abusive

>>503488149
Of course, of course.
Now take your meds.

>>503489804
Is Rya a virgin?

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>>503489949
No meds to take

>>503490083
No, the prequel thing to >>503479883 she has sex both when she gets raped and then afterwards when she realizes the starting sentence of that one

>>503490651
??? Why

>>503490651
Kill yourself

>>503490958
based

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>>503490651
this

>>503490746
making up disgusting headcanon about Rya. Her father is in charge of justice in the lands between so anyone who says this is sentenced to rape

>>503491986
Well she would tell you it too, so he would sentence his own daughter to rape?

>>503492662
she would never say this though

>>503492949
In his insane headcanon, she would.
And it's all that filth cares about.

>>503492949
>>503493121
She would, she literally asks you to kill her, do you think she wouldn't say negative things about herself?

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Endure

>>503495636
Tbf he didn't burst into flames until he stopped enduring

Apparently the ingame filenames for the Erdtree Avatar is "ShadowofErdtrees"
Huh

wait what the fuck
Sepuku only costs 4 FP?

>>503507578
It costs health so ueah

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Metyr told the GEQ to kill the gods. There are no gods except for the Greater Will and the host of his Elden Ring

Now that the dust has settled, who was the worse ruler: Marika or Gwyn?

>>503509529
didn't they both condemn humans to being cursed forever

>caring about fromslop lore

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>>503510860
Are you really gonna make a fuss over such a small little thing like that?

>>503509486
Why?