Lazy Editionall things Dragon Age but only Origins, 2 and Inquisition are canoncareful lot's of gay shit:http://dagna.booru.org/index.phpPreviously:>>503454885
>>503559763You start
All praise to Andraste, Bride of the Maker
All praise to the Maker, may his Light guide us through the darkest threads
I'm here for the elf wenches.
>>503560465Andraste was a mage, and a prophet. Nothing more.
do a BHARV
>>503560741The biggest elven wench will forever be Mythal
>>503560725
>>503560876is pretty shitty they turned Solas into a pussy whiped simp
Never in my life could I even assume that, of all the things Thedas has to offer, the Imperial Chantry will make me believe in the Maker
>>503561260Well, they didn't fucking lie back in the days, that much is true.
you know, Andraste being a vessel of Mythal is garbagebut if she were a mage and a Dreamer like the Tevinters that first contacted the Old Gods would be cooljust no elf shit
>>503561643Well, according to the current lore there's a much higher probability that she was an OGB for Dumat (Dirthamen)
>>503561780>to the current loreAnything not found in Origins, 2, or DAI is non-canonical fanfiction by fat fuck weekes and can be safely ignored.
>>503561780I just said, no elf shit
>because you convinced Taash to become rivaini some of the antaam will join the lords of fortuneSo wait, wouldn't that mean making Taash more Qunari would send them back to the Qun?Because that sounds like a terrible idea, like hell am I ever bothering with that route.
>>503561890>>503561924>thinking that's from DAV when people have been speculating on that shit for a decade
>>503561924Old Gods ARE the elf shit, bwo. It's not too late to believe in the Maker.
Man I did not care for Mythal. Why must she be everything
>>503562040>Old Gods ARE the elf shit,only in Trannyguard
Solavellan supremacy Solavellan superiority >>503557075Yeah sure bitch except you haven't shown fucking ANY evidence that you ever loved him so you're just on some narc shit until proven otherwise>>503555232not a neet I have a stem career
>>503562040>the MakerNo thanks.
>did you make that body? >why didn't you give yourself hair? had you not heard of hair? i chuckled
>>503562193But shes Andraste
>>503562173>only in TrannyguardTevinters renaming and restyling Elf shit for their own has been known since forever >Commonly known as "Silence." Silentir is historically attributed to Dumat, the Old God of Silence, though its depiction is often debated. Some depict a dragon in flight, while the most common modern depictions show a man carrying a horn and a wand. Other scholars have speculated that the latter interpretation shows scales, which would point to the constellation being a supplantation of the elven goddess Mythal.>Commonly known as "White Wolf." Fenrir has always been considered an oddity among scholars, as wolves hold no special significance within Tevinter folklore. Many scholars see this as proof that the Imperium deliberately supplanted older elven constellations names. As a result, Fenrir has been associated with the elven trickster god, Fen'Harel, though others claim that it is a reference to an old and unverified Neromenian tale of a wolf escaping hunters by fleeing into the sky.>Commonly known as "Shadow." Tenebrium is generally associated with Lusacan, the Old God of Night. However, as it is traditionally depicted as an owl rather than a dragon, even in Tevinter texts, some scholars believe that Tenebrium originally represented the elven god Falon'Din, who is sometimes represented as a giant owl in tales. Another explanation is that the owl is a nocturnal hunter and would have been considered a terrifying omen of loss to ancient cultures.
>>503562559Leliana is Andraste!
>>503562682and in Inquisition Solas says Old Gods have nothing to do with elves and in Origins you face Urthemiel
>>503562774Not in VG. False.
>>503562858He says "in lore" they have nothing to do with each other. Motherfucker is using weasel words. Again.
>>503562960>VGNo one cares about Weekes' shitty fanfic.
>>503562858G-god of lies
>>503563076The DA wiki hasn't updated most of its pages. I hope they never do.
Which stage of grief is that
>>503563279basedi downloaded a database dump a while back just in case they try to canonise failguard
>>503563581instead of acceptance you just lose all hope and stop caring
sometimes things being cancelled is good
>>503560794>the temple of andraste is built upon the temple of razikale>makes rook hunt down the red lyrium venatori relics, is never specified what he does with them, and his soldiers use red lyrium weapons>the church gets %s from the slave trade, and by promoting slave rebellions they make slave traders and owners pour more gold into its coffersWhat is his endgame
>>503564223Fenrisfags would have killed him for that
Have the people suprised that it was all elves just been living in denial for like 15 years
>>503564223after concord and veil guard I think CA was smart to not eve release Hyenas
>>503563279No wiki is ever updated anymore
I'll miss being necrotic Captain America when I finally move on to my Mage run
>>503564782I don't think I could survive shield tossing for 100 hours
>>503565546Charging the shield, seeing everything melt, and then parrying the shield back at them feels magical bro.
... Why does Alistair use the babymaking excuse to reject a royal marriage when female Couslands also can't have kids?
>>503564640source?
>>503566012What exactly does he say, and when does he say it.If it's unhardened Alistair he might just he dodging the throne and using whatever excuse he can think of, and relenting if it means marrying his gf.
>>503565718I was enjoying that for the first act until I realized it was going to be that for the entire rest of the game
>>503566012female Cousland's womb is for Leliana only
>>503566012>he doesn't know about the great dragon sperm of the Theirin, a true danger to all the grey wardens
>>503566330Surely the melee necro tree has more than just.. shield throwing?I'm specced into grey warden and it's a blast being able to be in the thick of it whilst weaving shield blasts/thrown shield chains and igniting the fuck out of everything on perfect parries.
>>503566330I regularly use the necro shield and the two projectile-ish attacks with the scythe too. That with parrying, plus the nuke is fairly decent variety
>>503566760I unironically spent more time in melee as a death caller.
>need to NOT punch the First Warden to redeem IsseyaWell damn, finally a real reason not to knock his teeth out.
cullen should have stayed a schizophrenic incel
>>503568402It literally makes no difference.
>>503568689Who says he isn't?Bros still asking Leliana about his former flame, despite calling her an abomination last time they met and wanting all her kind dead, and that Leliana is dating her.
>>503568860he's romanceable so he lost his incel membership on principle
Is spellblade fun? I hope I don't have to be a nu-crow to do it.
>>503569604All about lightnings, but shitton of combos with the party members.
>have the griffons move to Arlathan and become its protector >Evka just says nothing for the rest of the sceneDamn, she must be seething inside
>>503564223Is that a little nod at Wynne getting killed off in one of the novels?
>Sees Gaider talking a lot about DA characters>Click on his Alistair thread>Admits that Fiona wasn't planned as his mother and it didn't really work and he probably shouldn't have done itI feel vindicated.
>>503571076I hate when people draw him with elf ears
>>503571076>Alistair was emotionally abused as a child and made to live in the dog kennels>mom was an elfWhat did Gaider mean by this?
>mod that replaces top surgery scars with tattoos>cites real world tattoos of the like>it's trueWell bugger me sideways. That's actually a good idea because you can also just say the character's tattooed.
>>503571076Is Fiona being his mother in the Calling or the Stolen Throne?
>>503571076i kek'd when he banned his mother from his kingdom
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TR5INE_IcSs
>>503572195She was introduced in the Calling where she had Maric's child - they don't call the kid Alistair but the implication was there. Don't think it was for sure confirmed until Inquisition. I always thought it complicated up what should've been a simple story. Plus it kind of felt like they wanted Maric to seem more like a good guy who wouldn't cheat on his wife with a servant.
>>503572627meant for >>503566257
>>503572486no you did not
>>503573091That's the only thing making it worth siding with the mages
>>503571076A mage elf servant working in Maric's household and getting creampied never made sense to me. Alistair also doesn't have e*vish features.
i remember that the tresspasser dlc felt more like a humiliation ritual, didn't the inquisition have tons of loyal soldiers and fortresses a moment ago? why just stand there and let the bureaucrats dissolve everything you had built?
>>503575146>Alistair also doesn't have e*vish features.Human/Elf kids are always humans.
>>503575278Not according to Weekes.
>>503575278my ninja Feynriel has pointy ears (not as pointy as elves but pointer than humans)
>>503575225>didn't the inquisition have tons of loyal soldiers and fortresses a moment agoThose were lended to you to stop the Breach and Corypheus, not given. Same with the soldiers who were only lended if not volunteers. Your job is done and you've got an army in their borders, no shit the nations either want you dissolved or under oversight, and the fact that the Inquisition fucked up utterly with the Qunari and Solas' elven spies was the last straw.
>>503575404>WeekesNo one cares about that fat fuck failure's fanfiction.
>>503575404Where?
>>503575551Where what
