Helen Sexo Edition>NewsSmissmas 2024 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=234882Comic 7 is out: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=235677New community MvM tour: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=234001>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Team Funtress: fun.tf2.host (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>506948710
medic won
i get second hand embarassment reading all these nerd posts about "stinky (barely mentioned in the actual game) did this to poopy (not in the game at all) in the lore" crap, i.e bunch of drip fed web comic slop that does not matter at all apart from some of the random shit in it that gets added to the game as a shitty hat or something.grow up and get a better hobby, or atleast spend your time talking about a game with story and dialogue and shit like bethesda gamesfat cringey nerd faggot losers
>valve fucking expands the TF2 universe by revealing more teams>ms pauline has a fuckload of australiumBROS....
>atleast spend your time talking about a game with story and dialogue and shit like bethesda gamesYour bait was almost believable until then why'd you mess it up there
Let's hear your community college level interpretation of this sequence in the beginning.
>overnerd having a melty he got lesbians kissing in his comic
TF2 lore nerds obsessing over their comics again, thinking about the last time they had a circle of friends in the high school comic book clubi dont even dislike the comics i just find it HILARIOUS how nerds manage to make something like that so boring and serious
Fuck Miss Pauling. Get head from Miss Pauling. Highlight Miss Pauling posters. Fuck Miss Pauling on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off Miss Paulings bra. Follow Miss Pauling threads. ERP with Miss Pauling posters. Cum inside Miss Pauling. Hang Miss Pauling in shibari bondage. Have Miss Pauling make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into Miss Pauling. Fry Miss Paulings brains with sex. Toss Miss Paulings salad. Urinate into Miss Paulings mouth (she's into it). Judo throw Miss Pauling onto a bed. Blackmail Miss Pauling into sex with their dox. Twist Miss Paulings nipples. Report your love for Miss Pauling to Valve. Always uber Miss Pauling. Split Miss Paulings legs in half. Sexually heal Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling surprise buttsex. Critically hit Miss Pauling in the womb. Impregnate Miss Pauling. Get trapped into sex by demon Miss Pauling from the underworld. Dump sperm into Miss Paulings cum dumpster. Submerge Miss Pauling into a vat of cum. Eat Miss Paulings pussy. Dissect Miss Paulings clothes off. Dominate Miss Pauling after defeating a bread monster. Slap Miss Paulings face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give Miss Pauling prom dates. Make Miss Pauling suck'em. Cream inside Miss Paulings' holes. Lobotomize Miss Pauling into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling your love paste. Drown Miss Pauling in mad milk. Whip Miss Paulings ass with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with Miss Pauling. Invite Miss Pauling to your mvm lobby. Feed Miss Pauling your semen. Give Miss Pauling your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck Miss Pauling like an alligator. Slice Miss Paulings clothes off with the half-zatoichi. Clone Miss Pauling to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Listen to Miss Paulings farts through the ConTracker. Take a golden shower with Miss Pauling. Lick every sweaty surface on Miss Pauling. Tongue punch Miss Paulings fart box. Ignore "this but xyz" posters because Miss Pauling is superior.
>>506991521this but fempyro
>>506991308you're actually retarded if you couldn't tell it represented the administrator not even remembering what she wanted revenge for
>>506991521Hands off.
>>506991308Foster parents were killed because Z. M. didn't have any siblings to kill?
>>506991308>Baby Admin doesn't remember how her parents died>Was it murder? Poison? or drowning? She doesn't remember
>>506991308that's the administrator who's family got assassinated by the mann family across the multiverseOR she's the one who killed those guys
>>506991308Her killed her parents and then they got revived with Australium when she wasn't looking and then he killed them again
>>506991424are they really mad anon?if so screencap.Kissing is somehow less intimate than fighting a pack of cheetahs on a cliff with your girl who willing to do anything and everything with you. why?
>>506991493its the first official thing in years that isn't some shitty hat crate or skins or mediocre maps
>>506991718>>506991763>>506991795https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAA1xgTTw9w
>>506991460>olivia somehow reverse aging with australium>turns to loli and does >>506991283if you truley wiafu her you like her any form really.Comic was such a good send off. I do wish they showed QTF and the other. Classic got a whole comic arc.
>>506991521This but Chadrasmas
>>506991986Now you lost me. I'm not a pedo, sorry
>>506991424>NOOOOOO THE GIRL CHARACTERS ARE KISSING EWW GIRL GERMS TF2 players are such massive homos. They pretend they have a heterosexual outlet via a character like Miss Pauling or some fanfic but they are all closeted homos and it shows.
>>506991835why should i screencap his melty? you do it
>"You have a lovely family, Jeremy.">Spy complimenting his son on being a better father than he ever was or could be and Scout could only take the compliment at face value because he's still in the dark himself.My feels were fucking destroyed on that panel.
the comics are a joke and if you take them seriously youre a nerd loser
how long are you going to attempt to troll us
the game is a joke and if you take it seriously you're a nerd loser
>>506992113>>NOOOOOO THE GIRL CHARACTERS ARE KISSING EWW GIRL GERMS yes
>>506992101fine you can take big milky, well she asian may she would be a hitomi
homo
>>506992113anon, its its gay and lame.You gotta understand the gay part is the least interesting thing.
>>506992515Now we're talking
>>506991424>>506992118i misread i thought you saying overwatchfags are having a meltdown over their comic.
>>506992773because they are
>>506991308PHD in psychology hereIt's just a "parody" of famous comic book covers like the previous ones
>>506991092Reminder Saxton got to fuck that
there are so many pajeets in this thread it's unreal
>>506992867Who cares? Like any normal person I also wish overwatch had died during the breast milk incident, but we as a people need to accept that overwatch is just a permanent thing we have to deal with till playing games on the internet is no longer a thing.Just hope this isn't like league of legends and they get an arcane a decade from now.
it seems like each of the other teams have a class repping themdoes this mean our mercs are just the shittiest of those classes so they get their own class F?
>>506992867pics or it didnt happen
>>506993231pretty obvious if you had basic reading abilities and scroll the thread and see the seething troll anyway post tf2 kino
Comic was fuckin' nothing. I only care about the guy posting admin art he drew on catbox
>>506993548right making things up. there is no seething.
>>506993676whatever you say readlet
>>506993849words of a LIAR
>>506993189What was the breast milk incident?
>>506994027some overwatch dev drank some womans breast milk couple of times. You have a kid is no excuse putting out delicious treat like that in the break room. anyways, some blue hair thought it was bad and they did a whole sitdown protest over it.
>>506994027it was when fempyro produced so much breast milk she drowned the cast of overwatch
>2020>leaks keep saying the 7th comic was supposed to be a tie in for some shitty space update>4 years pass>we get something much more kino>all the characters we love so much celebrating smissmass together>tfw tf2 finally gets closure
Now that those of you that have the reading comprehension to know that the final comic is about letting go, will you all stop playing this dead game and let it rest?
>>506996072you should let go... of your money and buy the new smissmass cosmetics
>>506996072No.
>>506995486it wasn't kino, it was vapid and you fell for the le wholesome meme
>>506959729What the fuck is this?Is this an item I'm unaware of? Is it a tease related to pyros identity? QRD please
>>506996072you idiot, the comic was about finding the trophies that makes you happy and letting go of the ones that dont.
>>506991197are he and heavy raising baboon babies together
>>506997038yes
Did it for (you)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6RkAKFXeHo
>>506996542have you ever experienced happiness in your life
everyone says the final panel got them emotional but real fortressheads lost it at the Spy face reveal
zesty didn't like the endingbased non shill
WHEREWASSCOUT'SMOTHER
3 NIGASON CART
teenage obesity with olivia mann as she realizes being a glutton is her true passion...
>>506998137Possibly dead
>>506998235this, but it's childhood obesity instead
>>506996072>stop playingwhy should i
>>506996858have you ever used google in your life>>506997383yeah, this wasn't it, it was a "I guess the real team fortress was the friends we made along the way" nothingburger ending
>>506997812Except I'm pretty sure the comic artists don't even work on the game so this complaint is just looking for something to be a whiny bitch about where there isn't.
>>506996072give me an alternative
>>506998431>olivia gets fed up with the company ownership thing in a few days and hands it over to hale>doesnt know what to do>eats to pass the time rather than drink>hale frees her from her duties>just doubles down on eating since she doesn't know what else to do.
>>506991308https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Non-player_characters#John_Wilkes_BoothAn very likely unintended visual with the man wearing a pillar of hats
>>506997812Based people calling him a baby through reactions
>>506997812has anyone directly pinged this faggot with a "hey retard, the comic guys dont directly work on the game"
>>506997812No wonder likes "woman" who are just a blob of muscle
>>506997812cringe unhappy man
>>506999612>has never seen a muscle in his lifeThere's nothing hotter than a GF who can help you move a couch and then crush your head like a watermelon with her thighs
>tf2 comic writers be like
>>506999942Have you seen what his mascot looks like?
>>507000169Yeah, it's Baiken but with two arms
>>506997812We already knew he hated it because Olivia got older
>>507001380That would actually be an understandable point of contention. Zesty isn't even bringing any logical argument against comic #7, he just wants it to suffer collateral damage from the bots and MyM which have nothing to do with it.
>>5069978128 year old update lives rent free in his head
Pauling is a cuckquean and watched scout conceive every. single. one. of his children from the corner of the room.It's canon in my heart. .
>>506991092>>506982206it's because tf2 base concept art and general setting was based on the more social (communal and individualistically) and caring focused 60s before consumism and atomization in society which broke economic mobility and community development, ow by being more modern uses the modern trends of social avoidance and general understanding by seeing everyone as separated entities with no respect and consequences to others, thus being more asocial and hateful by that lack of communication, this is in lore and story, in ow everyone does an specific thing without replacement or care for others while tf2 withhis bigger team size and teamwork mechanics encourages mutual aid and to do prospective actions for others (spy, medic etc) while still having enough agency for self actions which help people instead of just being drones to support one specific plan or character.tf2 has community while ow removes community through hyper individualism, this isn't about ethnics but simple closeness of the characters in lore and gameplay.
>>507003452>>507003346>>507002857you didn't need to post that chat GPT tier post 3 times
>>507003640i wanted to make corrections to the writing, it's a quick analysis of why tf2 was and is on all parts more social, it was made on a time period where online gaming was more social which in turn mixed with the game themes makes for more social characters by that characterization being the only one which makes sense for the setting of tf2
>deconfirmed as Blutarch and Redmond's uncleSo who the fuck is he?Are we even sure he's dead at this point?
I woke up, do we have any new porn of young hag administrator?
>>507003906if you make a correction you can self delete the previous post you know>>507003965check the previous thread for catbox links
>>507002839>Pauling doesn't romantically go for scout but ends up helping him meet other women based off their back in forth in comic 7>the one condition is that she gets to watch.I really want to spread and spam this concept on twitter because seeing proud cuckquean Pauling art would be hot as fuck and incredibly based. But that would require me making a twitter account again.
>>507003913Silas is Zephaniah's brother. It's been so long Jay and the others literally forgot despite digging out that photo for a gag.Ironically they could've just said Zephaniah killed him and that's how he became the HHH and Zephaniah became an only child.
>>507004443me waking up early to post on tf2g
>>507004568TEUFORTEUFORT
>>507004443poking ms pauling's chubby belly
>Event for a vidya happens>/v/niggers flock to the /vg/ thread to baitpost and try to stir shit>Repeat
So the chick in between medic and soldier isn't pyro then?
>>506998526Well shit, what the fuck else did we want? To see the mercs die and suffer? They're going to die anyways for fuck's sake. So at least let them have happiness free from the war that we have personally subjected them to for the past 17 fucking years
>>507006275No, that's Heavy's other sister. Pyro's just barely visible below that
How soon until we get Unmasked Spy[TM] as a cosmetic
>>507006505Oh gotcha he's begging like the dog that's hilarious Yeah I haven't read one of these since like 2010 I don't know a lot of the people.
>>507006705Like negative 15 years. It's been done many times over the years and always looks roughly the same as what they went with
>>507004395I'm not even sure why Zeph specifically mentioned he had no siblings when the running gag was that each of his ancestors killed all of theirs. It serves no purpose other than making Helen's torture sting just a bit more, I guess.
>>507009903It honestly would've worked better as a "you reap what you sow" kinda thing. If he hadn't killed Silas there would still be a Mann heir
spy's face reveal (and taking his gloves off) was a great decision by the writer(s)he doesn't have to run or hide anymore, and just be him
>>507010396He still didn't have the balls to say "grandfather" to his granddaughter
>>507002839>>507004192hnnngghh
>scout and spy on friendly termsheartwarming, also i really like future scout's hair! cosmetic when
After all these years I still don’t get what this guy meant by “endless supply of kids”. Are they pedos or were they planning to raise kids as child soldiers or something?
so wtf happened to tfc engineer
>>507011357The ambiguity is part of the joke
>>507011357I always figured they had noble intentions of starting an actual orphanage since it was right after "turn over a new leaf" and it was just written weirdly, like maybe he was going to say "endless supply of kids to teach"And then the joke is Pyro kills them despite their sudden change of heart
Does Zesty think Eric Smith writes the comics
>>507011357>>507011782Yeah, I thought that tooAlways thought the joke was their good intention and change of heart being dismissed when killed by Pyro
>>507011869i assume it's more the fact that emporiumtards are going to start churning out comic7 related slop and eric, in a pink cookie induced coma, will select the slop
>>507011869>>507012008No, he's mad at the comic writers themselves for writing a happy ending as if the people who draw pictures are the same people in charge of programming and Steam maintenance
Team Fortress, Dota, and Counter-Strike run circles around Deadlock, singing "You will never be a Valve game" (YWNBAVG)
Wait. If the Administrator's been forcing Zepheniah to watch his Gravel War go on forever and ever, does that mean whenever you go Spectator mode, you're playing as Zepheniah? Was HE the mythical 10th Class?Probably not, but still fun to imagine.
Holy hell I think Sniper fucked Heavy's other sister
>>507010072>would've worked better as a "you reap what you sow" kinda thingIt's funny because as is we can't even see Zeph as a villain. He's heartless, but we don't know if he even killed Helen's parents or if he's just indirectly responsible or if she's entirely mistaken and just thinks he caused it because she was a child at the time. The worst thing that he personally did was try to have Grey killed as a newborn, because he was weak and deformed which was frankly par for the course in that time period.
Now that the dust has settled, what did I think of the last comic?
>>507013960It lines up with her having fantasies about him in the previous comics... absolute kino
>>507014863it sucked because they didn't officially confirm fempyro but on the other hand, they didn't deconfirm fempyro and avoided confirming lesbo pauling so it could've been worse
>>507014863kino
Just passing by to wish you guys a merry ChristmasFarewell
>>507015172you too bitch
>>507015172Bro got poked to death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
Just finished reading the last comicSo we just will never find out why Helen had a deep grudge against the Manns? We’ve been on a cliffhanger for 7 years and we still don’t know what the debt was, just those three paintings of (presumably) her crying over her dead parents..
My money is on her being Zephaniah's sister and is just acting on the instinctual desirer to destroy her sibling.
>>506997812>MyM still living rent free in his headThis man literally wakes up every single day and thinks about Valve ruining his precious gameAnd bro only started playing in 2012 lmao
>>507016313Yeah, the point is that it no longer matters what he did, the Administrator doesn’t even remember why she’s torturing him anymore because of how long it’s been.It’s possible he killed her parents, but as shown with the 3 different murders, she doesn’t even remember how they died
>>506997812>Wahhhh why won’t these writers and artists just start coding and fix muh game wahhhhDumbass is barking up the wrong tree
>not a single new piece of olivia smut so farits never been more over for this game. dead IP
>>506997812I now know why people think zesty is a fucking retard but then I remember he also said he does not eat hotdogs and other similarly shaped things like bananas only because it reminds him of penises so yeah
I liked the comic, it was very funny, I liked the story, if think the ending was very nice and cozy. I feel like if this comic dropped back in 2021 or 2022 I would be sperging out about it being bad, but I really like it. I guess this is what it feels like to mature as a person.
>>507011869Zesty has been perceptive and on point with the terrible slide in quality with cosmetics in the past but sometimes he really is just getting mad about nothing.
>>506991308She doesn't remember her own backstory, like the Joker. Maybe her parents died, maybe something else entirely. Whatever it was, it was enough to make her dedicate her life to revenge. The idea is that vengeance is what truly keeps the cycle of violence perpetuating. And the thing with vengeance is there's no real way to get rid of it - you'd have to force someone to forgive and that doesn't happen much. The only real surefire way to end the cycle of violence (or rather the cycle of vengeance) is to just get rid of any of the vengeful parties, to cut it out at the roots. The Administrator dying is one example, since both she and zeph died and they had no living heirs to carry on a blood feud, the fighting died with them. The mercs were fueled by money and camaraderie, they didn't need to keep fighting after the people paying them stopped existing.
>>507018050It's a habit of his to get unreasonably upset over something trivial to the point of annoyance. It's like a quirk of his. Makes his streams unwatchable after a certain point.
>>507018050All of Zesty's "good" opinions are just basic bitch shit that everyone who has played for over 10 years already knows about (but most of his fanbase wasn't even born in 2011 so they think he's a genius.)Whenever he actually expresses his own original ideas he always sounds retarded.
>miss pauling
emporiumcord is NOT sending their best
Valve can "move on from TF2" as soon as they revert matchmaking, mym balancing, and stop the content slop mill that is the modern workshop.Comic was great though.
this
that
>scout had a billion off springs and is now living a happy neet life>Miss Pauling is still a office wageslave and didn't show up to the christmas party from envy what she could have haduhm, a bit problematic tf2 comic artists?
>>507019713TSMT. TF2 ain't over until it's debloated until what it was in its glory days.
>>507022481Breedbros, Elonsisters, we WON.
>Scout moves on from Miss Pauling>Instantly gets laid and has childrenWhat did VALVe mean by this?
Kill festive pyros. Give festive pyros coal. Dont include festive pyros in the comic. Behead festive pyros with the strange festive eyelander. Roundhouse kick a festive pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a festive gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy festive pyro mains. Defecate into a festive pyros festive sandvich. Launch festive pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry festive pyros in a wok. Toss festive pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a festive pyros gasstank. Judo throw festive pyros into a woodchipper. Twist festive pyros heads off. Report festive pyros to Valve. Karate chop festive pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant festive pyros. Trap festive pyros in quicksand. Dump festive pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify festive pyros into a vat of acid. Eat festive pyros. Dissect festive pyros. Exterminate festive pyros in MGE. Stomp on festive pyros skull with the strange festive mantreads. Cremate festive pyros with the strange festive degreaser. Lobotomize festive pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for festive pyros. Crush festive pyros into a paste. Drown festive pyros in strange festive jarate. Vapourize festive pyros with a strange festive pomson. Kick a monkey festive pyro from your mvm lobby. Feed festive pyros to alligators. Slice festive pyros open with the strange festive half-zatoichi.
>>507011357Only you bring up that pedo shit every time.
>>697939413>be a "big dummy" with an umbrella in TFC>hunted down by Snipers>escorted to safety by HWGuy, Soldier and Medic>live through the TF2 wars>celebrate Smissmas with the mercs in their first postwar party
>>507022806let go of your one sided crush and you will get laid
So, any hope for "Fuck you and farewell" update?
>Hale leaves the company to a Red suit and Blue suit Yep, tf3 confirmed
>”The Heaviest Update” drops>it’s the final update>it’s themed around heavy and medic being in a gay relationship>new voice lines for heavy and medic confirming that they are dating>new official map that’s themed around a 70s pride parade>new cosmetics alluding to pyro being a trans woman>femboy scout cosmetics added>since the Administrator is dead, Ms. Pauling replaces her as the announcer>she makes quirky jokes and quips all throughout the match>casual is reverted to its 2016 state >server browser is removed, casual is the only way to play the game>you have to install a modded client to even connect to community servers >200 new cosmetics, all of them are random pop culture references that don’t fit the artstyle>no hats mod no longer works with VAC>AI image detector scans objectors and bans people with offensive images>localization files updated
>>507025240yeah that sounds vasednot based, but vased
>>507025240>absolutely everything is broken on launch and it takes months to fix it all
>>507025649it has been so long since the last major update that the newgen tf2 players would freak out
>>50702408720th anniversary in 3 years, assuming they do something similar with the Orange Box like with what they did for the Half-Life anniversaries (documentary and new game content)If they don’t even acknowledge the anniversary then I don’t think we’ll ever get anything major ever again>Here’s to another decade!
>>507026169I mean closing it for good after they transition the games they care about to OW-style item handling would be pretty major.
I feel like the anniversary update would mostly just fix a lot of the minor graphical stuff that used to be there on launchhttps://youtu.be/w1W5DU4zmAA
fun fact in the inside of the robot tyrants helm there's blurry writing that says "tf2 emporium forever"
so uhhmerasmus died?Are we going to fight his ghost on scream fortress from now on?
The only acceptable final update for me:>Puts a ton of the art style breaking slop cosmetics in pyroland, usable all year round but opt in for ugliness>Reverts all the mym weapon balancing>Updates community browser to not scare off zoomers>Valve servers back in server browser>Valve servers now act like Quickplay valve servers>Because we're not using the fucked mym server coding, there should be no excuse to not have arena mode in>Community servers can be put in matchmaking with a opt in toggle>No more seasonal content slop updates, at most a yearly general content update that's smaller and more focused on the quality of submissions instead of the seasonal theme but none is better.Before any zoomers/emporiumsisters complain, look at the map picker and tell me we don't have too many maps in the game. And then tell me you couldn't easily drop from of the newer maps and lose absolutely nothing of value. Same goes for hats.>Up the entity limitDid I miss anything bros?
obsessed with zoomers
TF2 is rated M for mature, """zoomers""" shouldn't be playing it in the first place.
>>507011357I can't remember the last time the phrase "endless supply of free kids" was leading to something not nefarious
>>507029516Zoomers are in their 20s grandpa
>>507028490the game takes place before the comics the worksloppers are 105% going to make merasmus ghost fight with vscript so yes
gen z started in the late 90's I probably pay more taxes than you boomertranny
>>507029591they're probably millennials dude
>Comic ends>Leaves a big glaring plot hole of why Soldier needed money and pointing to the picture of the Mann familyThis shit is not over
>>507029591>bragging about getting fucked more than other generations
>>507029786>Silas retconned to not be Zephaniah’s brother, just some Mann relative?>Writers having no idea what to do with the man in the middleNice that they referenced that picture but why do that if you’re not even gonna reveal who it is?
>>507029786>>Leaves a big glaring plot hole of why Soldier needed moneybut anon.. it was like 17 bucks in real currency, he probably just needed some quick change for bus or something and since he is a bit of a moron took a loan from the mafia
Is the PoV character supposed to be the pyro or is it supposed to be (you)?t. genuinely retarded
>>507030543Pyro is beside the turkey with his dog anon.It's (You)You're team fortress, too
>>506997812Golly gee, what a fucking faggot
>>507030609Whoa
I unironically believe Zesty should apologize for his opinion on the comic, he rarely has bad takes so him having a meltdown over it is damaging to his otherwise spotless reputation
avatarfags hating on zesty is friendly fire
>>507031250>zesty>spotless reputation
>>507031250A man is entitled his own opinion, even if it is a shit one
believe it or not, sharing a negative opinion is actually a childish schizophrenic crybaby basedjak hiveminded autistic nuclear meltdown
>>506997812
>it's a "learn to let go" plotAbsolute fucking kino
I don't agree with Zesty but acting like this is a massive deal is the typical toxic positivity that F2 has been suffering form for years now.
>>507031250I feel like after that whole trade bot debacle and the "zesty" summer case he had to maneuver a landscape in which he had been proven right multiple times despite the allegations and built up enough momentum to really have an impact on the tf2 ""community"".After realizing that he became like those right wing grifters that profit out of the anti-woke crowd by continuing to be constantly negative about everything despite not really caring about it because his whole job now is to create resentment towards valve by any way necessary in order to further his goals
>>507028774>Reverts all the mym weapon balancingyou mean JI? mym balance changes were mostly good
trannies here would really rather discuss zestynegro rather than actually play the gamekill yourselves, all of you
>>507032340If you want to play the game, just fucking play it retard. Wow, people on a discussion board would rather discuss things than not use the board and play the game.
>>507032592fuck off to reddit, e-celeb dicksucker trash
>>506993849>>506991424You fucking liar, I looked at the threads and there is nothing of the sorts. Only people pointing and basedjacking at their fav!Only thing I got out of it was how little art ashe gets. A bratty spoiled cowgirl. She should be the one being rail by horses not DVA or kimono.
>buff merasmusOk guys, hear me out-
>>507032945Funny thing to say after complaining about how everyone else isn't doing what you want. Your neuroticism is showing, xister... nobody likes you here...
>>507032592holy... truth nuke...
>>507033212
>last comic got out>there is nothing to look forward to>possibly we wont get any huge update in the future>game is alive but no one at lolvohq truly check on it, no seasonal updateswhat then?
>>507033282You are the minority, maggot. You'll never have a home again.
>>507033289>end of slop, just bug fixesInstant improvement right there
>>507032179>After realizing that he became like those right wing grifters that profit out of the anti-woke crowd by continuing to be constantly negative about everything despite not really caring about it because his whole job now is to create resentment towards valve by any way necessary in order to further his goalsWhat the actual fuck are tou talking about you gigafaggot?This is a 30 year old retard that reviews pixels for a fucking 20 year old game, what does this even have to do with anti-woke or whatever the fuck you're talking about?Did you get this fucking mindbroken from seeing someone criticize star wars?
>>507033289The game has enough content already but valve really should fix or remove matchmaking before abandoning it entirely. Its fucking retarded and unacceptable that it sometimes takes five or more minutes to find a match in a map with green activity or that servers sometimes just die and never get new players even in popular maps like Bad Water. No other game has those problems.
>>507033630No, he's right. Zesty's platform is very similar to what he describes. There's even a traditionalist/liberalist dichotomy, lol. You just have a killswitch in your brain that makes you freak out when someone makes a political comparison.
>>507033763>zesty vs workshop is a dichotomy for the right vs left>you're the mentally ill here btwMedsOr a bulletEither is fine
>>507033939What? I didn't say right or left, I said traditional vs. liberal. Which is literally what is going on with the artstyle between people who want the old days of cosmetics back vs people who are fine with the new stuff.It's funny how you did exactly what I described and freaked out with right vs. left at a simple description.
I don’t get why Zesty doesn’t use the no hats modMany hats are bugged with it sure but you can use nhcustom2 and filter like 90% of the slop that isn’t bugged
Why hasn't Valve added this masterpiece to matchmaking yet?https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?l=norwegian&id=2885420762
imagine obsessing this much over a dude with the name of Josh Edgington who has more bionicles than he's got years left to live
imagine thinking everyone has the same obsessive personality disorder you do
>>507025240
>>506997812Valve could literally drop a meet the medic sized update tomorrow and he would still complain
>>507029786>>507030143Wasn't it the Japanese mafia to which Merasmus owed money? Why is it the Korean mafia instead that is pursuing him?
>>507035406Merasmus is in debt with a lot of mafias.Also just read the comic it's free.
>>507035406Merasmus was in debt with the Japanese mafia during the in-game eventsThe Korean mafia comes later, as the comics take place after when the game takes place
>>507030543I didn't notice Pyro at first, so I also thought he was the "big dummy" Scout was greeting. It's too bad Pyro didn't get a proper moment in this comic. At least Demoman had a panel in which he looks at the picture of the robotic mercenary.All in all, I'm satisfied with the fact that they didn't try too hard to give equal screen time for all the mercs. Soldier and Scout were the most prominent in this volume, Spy too had a brief but significant moment in which he showed his true face. Engineer had a small role throughout the comics, but had a heart-to-heart with Ms. Pauling towards the end.
Valve employee here, our message was for you to go play Deadlock instead
>>507032058And unlike FNV:DM this one actually works because you can't use someone's severed head to save TF2.
>>507037181I've played through dea dmoney like 3 times and have no idea what you're talking about with a severed head. Like at no point in that dlc is a severed head relevant.
>>507037535retard
>>507037535I think you can bypass weight limits by decapitating Elijah and putting all the gold into his head.I never did this personally and just snuck out, but I had to rely on drugs I only had because of RNG loot generation
>>507013960but who is Tavish wife? one of the kids arriving outside has eyepatch while demo also does so must be Demo's?
>>507015101they did, check the break room panel with demo staring at the portrait and the fem shaped demo set, the TF industries lobby has femsniper and implies the comic mercs are just one of many teams...
>>507037860Ah yes this is definitely a heritable trait.
>>507037849>>507037535Pretty sure you can reach thru the barrier.For me it’s gib at the door/stair (using fist of north rawr and gib perk helps).I never let go
>>507025240this makes everyone mad for at least one reasonnow type quit smoking in console because this is excellent bait
>>507038173literally every degroot has it... their eyes are cursed...
mge brother......
>>507038757Vslop creators have a chance to redeem themselves by making ghost fort with Merasmus who isn't a complete pushover who can win only by hiding in some inaccessible area.
tom jones tattoo cosmetic...
>>507034537his last name CANNOT be edgington you have to be making that up that's way too funny
>>507039021buff merasmus could work as a vsh replacement for hale
HEAVY SISTERS ARE NOT FOR FRIENDS TO FUCKING! Heavy will run out of sisters if team wants babies with! Why can’t demo find good apple farmer to make him scrumpy? And sniper has kangaroos wife does he not? No more heavy sister marrying!
>>507039839oh I thought it was edginGton not edginton
>>507040098Nomen est omen.
>>507033630I didn't get mindbroken by anything nigga I like Zesty but I just wanted to say that he acts like the anti-woke youtubers you'll find online because his streams are constant reminders of the shitty fucking state of the game and on top of that he overreacts to it by screaming when something relatively innocuous happens.He's cultivating resentment because if you don't do that people tend to forget that something bad exists, if you don't press an issue 24/7 the herd will just forget it and go do something else, that's literally what happened with the first #fixTF2
im dumb whos this
>>507041160read the comic bro
Anyone play TF2C?
>>507041160heavy's sister
>pyro has a pet nowvalve copying ideas again
>>507042927> dalmatians>fireWhy??? Why is it always spotted freaks?
>>507041424I still need to reinstall it
>last mann standing is a girl
>>507045586she got fired tho
>>506991092>just found the last comic is outHOLY SHIT ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
>>507045759yeah but...she's alive
>>506997812I miss the old Zesty, where he had 2k subs and you came to his channel to laugh at funny clips.He didn't post stuff like this because no one would've cared.
Funnily enough despite Zephediah's unawareness and the Administrator's attempts, Zephedia's desire of his kids following the Mann line history of murdering sibling and achieving greatness came to beBlutarch and Redmund got killed by Grey and he had a single daughter
>>507045759She'll come back as the leader of GRN team in TF3, fighing against Bidwell (BLU), Reddy(RED) and Spongebob Squarepants (YLW).
>>507048328zeph probably wanted it before he died though, and olivia not killing a sibling (unless?) is probably a bad thing in his eyes
>>507045586>the person to break the mann cycle is a girlpottery men btfo
>>507049102but anon, the mann cycle was also being perpetuated by the petty whims of a woman.
>>507049384Administrator did nothing wrong.
>>507048642>olivia not killing a sibling (unless?) is probably a bad thing in his eyesZephedia was also a single child, so at worst he could think she's as much of a failure as a Mann as he is.
just hit me>zeph wanted the loser sibling to be burried in the shit hole >she does just that holyshit.. maybe she was a secret sibling like graymann..
dead fortress 2
>me after reading the 7th comic
>>507004443this is just mei overwatch
>>507006453I would've preferred to see them actually doing things instead of cutting back and forth between merasmus babysitter plotline, admin's motivation and the story as a whole being a bland "move on with your life lmao" platitude, and saxton being depressed
This is some real fucking missed opportunity with Ms. Pauling not being lesbianImagine the tragic kino the picrel scene could've been if Pauling was heartbroken
>>507018035or youve gotten used to slop being shoveled into your maw (hint: it's the latter)
>>507018229>zeph died and they had no living heirs>who is olivia mann>what is olivia mann having a woman moment a number of years down the line and being mad she got fired from the ceo position of a multibillion dollar company>what is olivia mann repeating the 'random woman vs mann co' storyline all over again
>>507011125I was genuinely expecting the ending to be negative because of how jaded Ive becomeNice to see the mercs all alive and together instead of getting one of those "Where Are They Now?" endings where they all fucked off to different corners of the world alone
>olivia>olive>olive branch
>>507034098>I didn't say right or left, I said right vs. leftkys pedantic faggotroon
>Trade lock from community market has worn off my Secret SaxtonsIt's Time
>>507045586wasn't Hale her guardian by that point?Isn't that basically an adoption?Would she be Olivia Hale by that point?I mean she was already Gray Mann's adoptive daughter anyway, so it's not like she was a Mann by blood
>>507045994no that is DAYS AWAY
The comic was so disappointing we only had a single thread reach bump limit over it. Jesus Christ, how incredibly grim. I remember back when these released, we'd have multiple threads reach like 800 posts per hour and it wouldn't calm down for a week...
REDDITORS ARE LEAVING TF2 BECAUSE OF THE COMICVALVE UNIRONICALLY SAVED TF2
Imagine being forced to watch 24/7 2fort matches and dustbowl matches forever.
>>507060475to be fair, /v/ had a sticky for it
>>507060713>yeah the game itself has has had one of the biggest falls from grace in FPS history but atleast we got the heckin comic finished and thats what REALLY matters
>>506991204no idea what you just said
>>507060719I'd want to kill myself after watching mike73494939@gmail.com try to carry intel from the enemy base on 2fort using the exact same route for 3 hours straight.
>>507061513what he wanted to say that his whole personality revolves around getting mad at inane things online
>WHY IS MY 17 YEAR OLD GAME NOT GETTING ANY MORE HACKING UPDATES???>I DON'T CARE THAT NOBODY PLAYS IT I WANT MORE I WANT MORE
>>507061750i just want my seven collector's conscientious objectors to gain style 2 and be all class instead of multi-class weapons and also more strangifiers
I don't like any TF2Tubers
>>507061809Well, more people would've played it if they didn't neglect it for 7 fucking years.Also people would've handle tf's death a lot more calmly if there was any game like it.
>>507049102>I am no Mann!
>>507062190Heard Marvel Rivals is good; don't know if it's like TF2 fully, though.
>>507062190What death? Servers are full. You can hop ingame right now and play
>>507062408He doesn't play the game and you know it
>>507061809Don't want to update the game?Then stop selling cases and cosmeticsValve is getting paid big money for nothing and we as consumers have every right to demand heavy update
To be honest, I can understand Valve not wanting to work on the game since the game is being held up by duct tape.
>>507062401OW, Marvel Rivals or other games like this are not like TF2. Games like TF2 are team-based games with quake-adjacent gameplay in which you don't get annihilated by sweatlords with 20 years of experience and can call people niggers and faggots on official servers.>>507062514I do, sadly.
>>507061809>volvo brings back spells>tradecels seethe>mfw
>>507061809>nobody
>>507062576Nobody is forcing you to buy the cases. You can play the game without spending a single dollar
>Game engine is more than 10 years old?!??!>AIEEE IT'S LITERALLY PREHISTORIC, MY ZOOMIE BRAIN CAN'T COMPREHEND ANYTHING THAT ISN'T UNITY OR UNREAL AAAA
>>507062880Most of these are bots, realistically the game only gets 2000~ players daily
>>507063040doomer cope lol, the bots were banned.
>>507063009Nah Source is fine its just TF2s code
>join castaway>same old micspam from the same guy every time the instant he joinsi know you're reading this, faggot
>>506997812>this anon >>506939893 posts pic related>someone crops out his post and claims in the same thread that it's zesty's>two threads later turns out that it IS zesty's post but from discord>for whatever reason its sender is still conveniently cropped outCan someone from Zesty's discord actually confirm that he's behind this shit? Thanks in advance.
>>507063009bro the code got worse with time, 2007 code is spaghetti and bad in 2024 bro they would have to redo the entire game to update it today bro
come to miladychan /v/
>>507062880i know it's a bait but this drop from idle bots going offline is hilarious
>>507063125The ingame bots not the idle bots that sit in menu for drops, retard. Those are anywhere between 70-90% of the """player"""count on steam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52-HWhvAMm4
>>507063445and note how we HAVENT had those spikes again yet, this is the real number.
>>507063445>37kweird way to spell 2000
So was the Administrator the boss for ALL of the merc teams or just for Fortress? Were all the other teams also fighting over Mann properties? She always brought up that Fortress are idiots but they seemed to have the biggest part in her revenge arc.
I don't give a shit about the playercount as long as I can find a badwater match in under 2 secondsin fact, every official map like 2fort or dustbowl never take more than 5 seconds to findtherefore game is alive and doomshitposters can suck my cock
>badwateryou're why the game is dead
>>507035943And in the TF2 Monopoly board, Merasmus is in debt to the Russian Mafia.
>>507063905Y...y-y-you don't understand! We don't have as many players as League of Legends! Even though bots are finally gone and the game is fully playable, if your game doesn't have at least 150,000 peak players daily it's fucking O V E R
boost bonk bam
coffee cheetos chicken
>>507062408>What death? His heart is beating. Who cares if it's done artificially and there's no brain activity
>>507057346She is heartbroken. Gay is boring.
because especially when you put down that lumbah!
>>507045586i dont like how she has long scout face.I wish she was a smug brat GRRRR
>>507061809I just want weapon rebalancing and bug fixesGame is way too saturated with hats and maps. Make the shitty weapons we already have worth using
>>507064227>>507064995doritios /d/ickgirls doom64
>>507065236She's disappointed, not heartbrokenShe didn't even react at all to what happened, not a single word about administrator
>>507065113holy retard
>>507065113dead people don't have working hearts you moron
>Disingenuous bait floodYeah there must be a thread up on /v/
>>507065113>real people on the servers>artificial???
>>507063445It’s crazy that there were tens of thousands of idle bots and I’ve not seen one soul talk about how Valve gave them a slight inconvenience. No screencaps or anything
>>507065423>people don't freeze up in tragic situations.Tell me you aren't a person without telling me you aren't a person.
>>507057346what are you talking about?being shocked to see it was all a fart, a lie, nothing. There was no grand plan there was no moving or changing the world it was just to make a corpse suffer. There was no paycheck or pay off just an old bitter lady and her personal issue is more better than some weird lesbian whatever.being "heartbroken" adds nothing but makes her shallow and nothing more than a pawn. She is more than that, after risking everything involving machines, the classic team bullshit love is the last thing that should be on her mind.
>>507011357or they were child traffickers
>>507065734Nobody's talking about it because the conversation already happened, 99% of people know there are a bunch of idlebots sitting on menu screen for drops but since they don't affect gameplay(unlike the cathook aimbots) people don't really mind.
>>507063826Maybe the lore that the mann brothers own half of the world each are true and we were just focusing on the gravel pits they are actually fighting over.
>>507048328and that daughter left the legacy behind.
>Scream Fortress 2025>Fixed the Australium torture device and removed Zephaniah’s ghost from the maps (replaced with a hatless ghost)Ez lore fix
>>507067051They also need to replace merasmus with a ghost since he died
>>507065289>i dont like how she has long scout face.ah so Gray was one of the men scout's mom fucked.
>>507065510>>507065596>>507065712Jesus Christ, you zoomers are genuinely hopeless if you cannot grasp such a blatant and obvious life support analogy. Kill yourselves now, it'll be easier on yourselves and everyone around you
>>507067243That takes place after the in-game events though
>>507067243>>507067368plus I am pretty sure he is actually already is a ghost in those maps, it's just that after the comics he stays dead.
>>507065510>>507065596>>507065712retards
>>507067325YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>507067363you have a bigger zoomer mindset with your whole "if the game isn't getting updates it's le dead" schtick
>>507063273>It's trueZestybros... why are we such faggots with hatred for everything?
>That’s right! The restless spirit of Zepheniah Mann will scare senseless any player unlucky enough to cross his spectral path, rendering them temporarily helpless with fear!>The restless spirit of Zephaniah MannHoly shit bros they knew all along…
>>507068827>the last page genuinely angered mewhy? because there's a happy old couple in it?
So, where's /tf2g/ server?It's a fucking saturday night for fuck's sake
>>507069334>TF2 ends with them fighting a bunch of cheetahs (cheaters)Woah…
>>507067363Your analogy doesn't workTF2 right now is botless, completely playable, servers are fine and the playerbase is large enough that it took me 8 seconds to queue into one of the new Smissmas maps earlier todayYou would know all these things if you actually played the game instead of just shitposting about it
>>507069271>the life extending machine sometimes fails causing the mann brothers to temporally die>Zepheniah mann's ghost is not always active on the mapthe times where he is a ghost are the times where the machine has yet to revive him.
>>507069334This is more intimate and heartfelt than any lesbian kiss
>>507065734any1 remember guy who spent 80,000$+ on upgrades to premium to make profits from thousands of idle bots but Valve banned them all, I think he wanted to sue Valve too
>>507069474172.233.246.87
>>507071701I dont remember, post source?
>>507071701and he got banned before even beginning to farm any drops
>>507028490>>507029786Merasmus is already a ghost on Ghost Fort dumbasses, that's why it's called that Go back and read Doom Mates again, he's died before
>>507071701is she retarded, you are supposed to use your hands on the controller
>>507072060second quote meant for >>507029581
>>507069973Dare I say... kino?
>>507072187she wants you to put them in your mouth
>>507072685What for?
>>507072773cuz she wanna
>>507029581we will never have new map content added into tf2 files because some workshop troons got butthurt over asset licensing and now instead assets are rented out or some other weird legal mumbo jumbo.this is why they're all packed into maps now and unlike HHH or Merasmus or Monoculus, you can't spawn any other boss such as krampus outside the map he is at because he's packed into map. long gone are days where with each new map you could use that maps assets in hammer without any legal trouble and make map with those assets
>>507071701lick
>>507061035>>yeah the game itself has has had one of the biggest falls from grace in FPS historyHalo as a franchise, Destiny 2, Titanfall 2, Quake Champions, Battlefield V, the absolute fucking STATE of Turok, Borderlands, and lest we forget our lord and savior Douk Noukem... frankly I don't even think TF2 is in the conversation for top 10 biggest falls from grace in the FPS space.
>>507073235>the absolute fucking STATE of Turokoh noi dont even want to knowbut im gonna look it up anyway
>>507049102>potteryHI kriegp
>>507073864[cerebral bore noises]
>>507074531>cerebral bore
>>507061285obsessed
>>507041160that fempyro, she's real just like us sister!!
>>507065734Basically nobody gives a shit about idlebots, just cheatbots
>>506997812zesty like a year ago>"the comics are okay but we should not treat them as canon because they're a huge departure from the games, which makes sense because they're written by different peoplezesty in this meltypostt>"this is obviously valve, the company, throwing shade at their audience and not just the writers of the comics speaking pouring their heart out to the audience"I like zesty but he can be a total crybaby over analyzing shit sometimes>>507011357this shit confused me too because i completely missed the last line he says. to me the joke made sense as them turning over a new leaf but once i re-read it and noticed this line it's made me completely bewildered by what direction the joke was actually going in. essentially i'm with this guy >>507029574. it can't be what I thought before because when he says "free kids" they both have evil grins
>>506997812WAHHHHHH CRY SOME MORE!
>>507023001Fuck festive pyros. Stuff festive pyros' stockings. Do include sexy festive pyros in the comic. Get head from festive pyros. Fuck a festive pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy festive pyro cunts. Have the festive pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into festive pyros. Fry festive pyros' brains with sex. Toss a festive pyro's salad. Urinate into a festive pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw festive pyros onto a bed. Blackmail festive pyros into sex with their dox. Twist festive pyros' nipples. Report your love for festive pyros to Valve. Split festive pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal festive pyros. Give festive pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit festive pyros in the womb. Impregnate festive pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon festive pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a festive pyro cum dumpster. Submerge festive pyros into a vat of cum. Eat festive pyros' pussies. Dissect festive pyros' clothes off. Dominate festive pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap festive pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give festive pyros health packs. Make festive pyros suck'em. Cream inside festive pyros' holes. Lobotomize festive pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for festive pyros. Give festive pyros your love paste. Drown festive pyros in mad milk. Whip festive pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a festive pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck festive pyros like an alligator. Slice festive pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>507074531>ps6 logo looks the sameLet me guess, no games as well
zesty dick yesty
>>507077490this but young festive administrator
Ms. Pauling was made for Administrator's old granny pussy
>>507077786no, she was made to drunkenly show up at scout's door and be impregnated by him only to become one of his many ex-wives because she's afraid of commitment (this is canon)
>>507061809it literally, and im not kidding, still makes like 200 million a year. if league still gets updated, why not tf2?
>>507078031She's one of scouts baby mama's...
>>507078031not canon
What's Jay Pinkerton's emailI need to ask him again about PaulingImagine if he still confirmed her being a lesbo lmao
>>507067532I don't think he is, he just has some sort of green magic armor that goes away when he gets stunned
If I was young Gray Mann I would’ve plapped plapped the Administrator before reviving her
>>507067243>>507079196Literally just reread Doom-Mates you fucking retards. I realize it's been 12 years but the entire point of Ghost Fort is he's a ghost
Implying im big server community owner, what would be your request to improve community servers?
>>507079587Keep it simple. And allow calling people niggers in chat.
>BMOC + AllfatherSovlfvl>Dapper NoelSoulless plastic slop
>>507079761TRVKE
>VALVe initially planned only 6 comic parts>All 6 parts were supposed to be bi-monthly>The first part was released in summer 2013>That would mean the final part was supposed to come out sometime in 2014They were done with this game a decade ago holy shitHere's proof that there initially were 6 parts btw:https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=11332
>>507069334Is this line a reference to the sourcemod? Or is the mod referencing the same thing? There is a similar line in Starship Troopers but it's not the same
>>507077490My gf(tomboy) finally got into tf2 & enjoying it these past couple of weeks. She likes playing pyro, I’m a shotgun heavy fat scout these days so gave most of pyro unique quality weapons. What cosmetic/item should I get her? Mostly uses stock. She like castlevania, hellsing and anything involving vampires and guns really. made me install fempyro, her idea Do you guys have a favorite pyro cosmetic?
>>507079886valve also planned to have a TF2 TV show but could hardly even finish the pilot episode in like 2 years or so
>>507067896>>507069586Cope, you guys are hopelessly retarded and too stupid to get an obvious analogy lolLmaoing @ ur life
trying too hard, /v/edditor
>>507076608>the writers of the comics speaking pouring their heart out to the audienceand you call other people crybabies lmao. grow some balls and wipe up those tears pussy lmao
>>507080034>Do you guys have a favorite pyro cosmetic?I like the seared sorcerer because I like wizards and black mage, if she likes occultish stuff she might like it toopyro doesn't have any vampire hunting gear but you could maybe get the hot case and burning question with the tomb readers for a hellsing loadout>made me install fempyro, her idea based as fuck gf
>>507080042the analogy doesn't really work when the game is not artificially alive
>>507079761bmoc is 40 dollars DOE
>>507079587default settings, so crits and bullet spread, but the old server ruleset that all those #fixcasual youtubers keep bringing up that lets the server have a 45 min timer and all that shit so you aren't stuck playing 2 games and then forced to sit through 3 loading screens
>>507080034>Do you guys have a favorite pyro cosmetic?I like the partizan, simple but looks nice and I like the molotov. Also the dead cone because I'm a pvzfag.
>>507080661>"That cant be right">Look it up>It actually isHoly shit
>>507080371it's an emotional expression, sure, but it doesn't imply tears. why does that expression offend you?
>>507080580>thousands upon thousands of idle bots>forced positivity across every forum>MyM so you spend 30% of the time in loading screens instead of playing the game because you can't refresh maps, and everyone's funneled into the same 5 mapsretard
>>507080034brigade helm is both my favorite pyro hat and also my favorite hat in the whole gametoo bad i never play her
>>506991092So did valve scrap that final comic that got leaked years ago, was it fake or did they get nostalgic and changed the ending to shill their new projects that will release in 2XXX
>>507079587>pre-MYM server settings>Moderation is just for cheaters, not policing what people say
>>507081038not offended you just don't know what you're saying and you're projecting your emotional over-sensitivity onto a comic being published lol. "pouring your heart out" is not done by publishing a 20 page nothingburger that says "thanks for playing" lmao
>>507081039who cares?who cares? (1) this is the only "forum" I usethat's fair, but I can still find a match in 5 seconds, ergo there's players, ergo game's alive
>>507081026It was part of a limited distribution during a steam winter sale, the smissmas caribou was the rarest drop and it's literally $1100>>507081072It was possibly not fake, when Jay was posting about making the new one it said "draft 27" and that's a lot of fucking rewrites
>>507079587What this guy said >>5070810752 week long bans for furfags and trannies too with a link to a mental help hotline embedded in the ban notification
>>507077490male
>>507080931>>507080498Good idea. ThxShe really in to big boobs, gas mask and being preggo and breeding >>507081045I’ll check those out thx Wish tf2 loadout had fempyro model so she can figure out what she like.
>>507081328>who cares if you're rightI do lol, get btfo. Game's on life support
if valve made made a source 2 port that was identical to launch tf2 would you play it
>>507077490female
>>507081657>She really in to big boobs, gas mask and being preggo and breeding God I wish I had your gfyou are a lucky motherfucker>Wish tf2 loadout had fempyro model so she can figure out what she like.You used to be able to load it into TFMV but I haven't been able to get that to work with the new version
>>507081657sounds like you got yourself a keeper, god damn, lucky you
>>507081474>from what we can gather the old ending was just a gigantic fuck you, go do something else dork with the world getting nuked and all the plot points just being a lol ancient ones, lmao>valve starts enjoying making new things again after they finally tardwrangle enough retards to actually finish projects (steam machines, controller, ick on eck, alyx, cs 2, the new shitty heroslop shooter)>change the ending from a giant fuck you to a thanks for being part of the journey but we want to do something new again Ehh, i can honestly see it
feel like if tf2 source 2 came out they'd treat it like cs2 and remove a bunch of content like alternative gamemodes
I use stock flamethrower because it allows the most flexibility in terms of offense, defense and support.I use the scorch shot to harass snipers in the backline and destroying stickies.I use the homewrecker to help out my fellow engines whenever I'm on the defense.This is the optimal way to enjoy pyro.
>>507082314I need to cool her off with my mad milk
>>507081258the projection accusation is hilarious, you are extremely angry over a comic and it is obvious. you even outed yourself at the end of your post
>>507082301>release cs 2 in a clearly unfinished state despite the fact that 1 was clearly doing fine and even had a e-gay league that was thriving>remove a bunch of maps and features, don't even give a heads up to the old map creators to update their shit>proceed to abandon the game What were they genuinely thinking
>>507081889>>507081940Never give up! You find a tomboy who enjoys casually playing tf2 with you one day one that insists/begs you to wear her cervix like a ring after you win/clutch a tough round Just be yourself but also be the best you can be.
>>507082314male, inflated chest
>>507082314female, natural milkers
>>507083119thanks bro I sure hope it happens some day
>>507081732faggot
>>507083257>elmaxo's friend
So I just finished reading the latest TF2 Comic issue.Can I say that I actually got emotional over the good ending (for the mercs)? It brought me back to 10 years ago or so, when the story just began.Fuck. I'm feeling nostalgic but also happy.
>>507079850Can you explain how the Holiday Punch strange works>Tickle Fights Won: XIs it just how many times you made someone laugh with a back"stab" or do you need to kill someone while laughing?
Demoman is just soldier but he takes skill
>>507084495
>>507084425it's how many times you've made people laugh, doesn't matter if it's a backpunch, random crit or whatever
>>507084639yes
>>507084639A delayed-fuse projectile with an arc takes more skill to use than a straight rocket. Furthermore it's borderline useless when you get bumrushed at close range thanks to the fuse delay.
>>507084821Thanks anon
>>507085415No it doesn’t you spam it on a choke while you at safe cover. There is no skill
ATTENTIONThey retconned Team Vanguard, if you go read Comic #6 it is now called Team Ajax
>>507069474AGP troons run this server and I wish I was kidding
>>507079587SPRAYS AND ALLTALK STAY ONdon't replace user textured items like a little bitch
>>507086326>TFC team hunted down the other teams>The statue in the lobby is commemorating the dead teams>The reason the F is missing is because the TF2 team managed to surviveThe plot thickens…
>>507086326Marketing showed team starting with letter V didn’t do well with certain countries… also we already ordered the As and cant reorder & go over budget.
>>507079587Forgot the sauce sir https://skeb.jp/@MikokoMiyazawa/works/247>Implying im big server community owner, what would be your request to improve community servers?Implement pre-MYM weapon balance revert
>>507032058It's mostly kino but I would have liked to see more perseverance from Scout, he gave up on Ms. Pauling too easily. Not in character.
>>507068827Zesty is a huge cock sucking niggerfaggot that should hang himself
>>507081072>>507081474>>507082238Jay claims that the Zephenial reveal was supposedly always a constant through the many drafts and iterations, and that he and other guys at Valve saw a bunch of fake leaks that all went in completely other directions.The blood sacrifice story may very well be a fake leak, but I will say that if you replace the "abomination that looks like Abraham Lincoln" with Zephenial Mann, and it's not *that* different.
>>507082301I genuinely do not want source 2 for tf2 but it needs the edict improvements and other engine improvements that gmod has that will be the best case for tf2 right now. Servers crashing from the edict limit has been the biggest blight ever.
>>507066946She's more unaware that it's a thing at all(like her father Grey) than abandoning it really.
>>507091325>Not asking if he's still thinking that Pauling is a lesbianYou had one job you retarded fucking niggeryou braindead retard
>>507087669Nah, there very clearly WAS a team F on the bottom, but it was ripped off because Fortress was a failure.
>>507091325>Erik robbed us of a 600 page finaleDAMN YOU ERIKKK
>>507091325>Not asking if he's still thinking that Pyro is a womanYou had one job you retarded fucking nignogyou braindead retard
>>507091325Robbed
>>507091325>not asking if Heather was on a WoW binge since #6ONE FUCKING JOB RETARD
>You are on your way to KRAMPUS
>>507091325>Eric 2 pages into the comic
>>507091325>Left out the other characters because the story got too boring.That’s unfortunate, but it also explains the many plot holes such as with Charles Darling or Silas Mann
Found this funny easter egg hidden in one of the maps updated recently. Stay peaky!
>>507093067post the source baiting retard
>>507091325>Write Eric Smith an email asking to fix a bug>…>Have no idea if my email was even seen or of it went straight to the spam folder>Write Jay Pinkerton an email about the comic>Here’s the whole behind the scenes lolWhy can’t Eric be like this…
>>507091325>Spy giving his mask to his granddaughter.He just casually confirmed spy being scout's dad, nice
>>507093067That's it, no more map updates for anybody. I thought you fags learned your lesson after we removed hat updates.
>>507093312Eric is publicly known as the only TF2 dev so he probably gets 100 emails a day and can't read them all>>507093338Spy being his dad was already confirmed when he gives that monologue to Scout while pretending to be Tom Jones (this was also when he said his real name for the first time)
>>507093147Here's a hint for all you chuds>December 11, 2024
Was gonna get some crimbo cosmetics but nah its too late im getting a taunt instead
>>507024196Oh god they're named Reddy and Bidwell too. I can't fucking believe I missed that. That's very well done indeed, especially with the "Um, maybe we could both co-own" shit.
>>507093067>game about two retarded sides at constant war over petty shitSay what you will but it fits
>>507093067>workshop anon was serious about this
>>507093067Stay Sneedy <3 xx
ITT: shit with better lore than TF2
>>507094537>Bidwell
>>507095490
>>507024196>>507094537There's still Australium too. Sniper's mom is unaccounted for with the Australium rocket
>>507095490This shit from 2007
>>507095998>PCeww no way
>>507093067>>507093717>>507094747>>507094769its fake. womp womp
>>507096827I can't believe anon would lie on the internet
>>507091325So they didn't forget about Silas and he isn't Zeph's brother...
>>507096509moblers out
>deadslop
>>507096827Your screenshot doesn't appear to be in the same location. There is a building on the top right of the screenshot that's missing in yours.
>>507097267mastercomfig removes the outer bounds stuff. the overhang is the same
https://www.teamfortress.tv/65234/new-tf2-comicCompfags furious over comic #7
holy FUCKING shit guys, no fuicking way..
>>507097351Doesn't seem like it. The lighting is also off as well. You sure you are in the right place?
>>507096827i also noticed koth_krampus has a cat room out of bounds
>>507097219chadlock won
>>507096827Damn it, random internet stranger on the anonymous board! How could you lie to me like that?
>>507097892actually, the chinks won with marvel rivals
>>507097191I bet i'm richer than you in Crate Simulator for TF2 by BarneyGames
>krampus loaded>buddha on>pants offyep its gaming time
>>507096827>anon edited the map just to remove the texture so he can pretend the other guy was lyingThe depths that people will stoop to for shitposting
>>507097940Truly the Tran S. Wright of 2024
>>507098814What would pee gaming have to say about this, you fucking degenerate!?
>>507098814you hurt him...
the krampcord have logged on
>>507099802krampus fuckers are slightly less annoying than fempyro gooners
What if krampus fucked fempyro?
>>507100327that's because you're a gay furry
who here mains Doctor?
>>507100327The krampcord are OKAY when not incredibly horny>>507100619Krampus is canon but fempyro isnt so idkI cant imagine they would be into eachother, i dont think he would rape her.
spy's daughter reveal made me tear up
>>507100849what do you think you're proving by using the wiki for this when they literally use "they/them" to refer to pyro and never once calls them a man
>>507100649NTA but most gay furries like Fempyro
>>507016967>And bro only started playing in 2012 lmaohe regularly talks about him playing in 2009
>>507101290>gay people like a womanokay now you're just being a retard
Jesty Zeus
>>507101501ZUES!
>>507099285DeviantArt ahh shit>>507101501MatFagic>>507101718ZEUS! IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME, COWARD?I AM THROUGH DOING THE BIDDING OF THE GODS!COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME NOW, ZEUS!
>>507086326I fucking knew I didn't imagine the word "Vanguard" and I reread the entire fucking comic to remember where it was brought up, but didn't pick up on the Ajax change
Why did Zesty choose a slang for gay as his nickname
>>507102543nigga gay
>>507102543I have literally no clue what it actually means it probably wasnt meant like that
Scout is just sniper but he takes skill
>>507102543zesty was originally and primarily is a food sensation gaybo
>>507016967>hates compies>hates snipers>started playing when PvE coop mode releasedReally gets the noggin' joggin'!
>>507102000This was a completely unnecessary retcon.
How the fuck did the TFC team take out ALL of the other teams when they used advanced mecha suits and shit?
Bet you never even played tfc nigga
>>507102543It's just a nickname he had before he even started playing TF2 and I don't think it's gaycoded at all.
funnily enough, comic #1 actually references batman's dead parents and cheekily claims its above such displays
I haven't read the comic yetIs it long? I would rather do a few MvM tours than read a comic.
its pretty long
>>507104559do you also watch family guy clips on your phone?
>>507104559I think you're lost, buddyreddit is two blocks down
>>507104559zoomer moment
>>507105663obsessed
>>507105663>>507105367>>507104921Theres nothing wrong with wanting to keep on the grind, nerds.
>>507082791>projectionno u, here's your (You), etc.
>>507082314>I use the homewreckerI used to think this was based, and then I started playing spy and I realized that this thing is actually super busted and should be nerfed. Neon should have its ability to remove sappers removed completely because it makes no sense, and the homewrecker should take two hits like the neon used to, and like every wrench in the game barring the jag
I ask a simple question and these nerds start calling me names.Yeh, i think i got better things to do than be here with the stinky nerds
>>507087368alltalk is gay because it prevents anyone who wants to talk from playing spy if they don't wanna give themselves away
alltalk is gay because the only thing worse than listening to 12 retards is listening to 24 of them
alltalk is based because I can force 24 retards to listen to me
https://scrap.tf/raffles/0UEMVUwhat is the solution
>>507095904She's dead by now(timeframe of the 7th comic's ending) right? She's lost in space in a rocket where the only supplies she's got is wine.
>>507102543zesty started meaning gay sometime in like 2019
>>507104347>nicknameSo other people were calling him zesty? How is that not gay
>>507107385the rocket is clearly stuck in orbit around earth so it probably landed somewhere
Chudded too hard in a Casual server and got votekickerino'd.
>>507107838yeah, i did that once tooa spy backstabbed abd cut my 27 kill streak, so i screamed into my mic NIGGER NIGGER
>>507107838Get an EU vpn
>>507107838deserved
>Queue for new Smissmas maps>End up in VSH>Round already ongoing>See thisI can never escape this game. You don't get this kind of community autism anywhere else.
i fucking hate chuds in tf2dont they know its literally always been transcore
what body cosmetic for heavy ass. or should i swap out the mask and green colors for a hobo solly outfit.
How do I into Demonknight cause my Eyelander feels like its 5cm long at best.
>>507110092>feels like its 5cm long at bestmuch like your penis
>>507110069I have a MY ASS IS HEAVY loadoutthis is what I use
>>507110645nice nice
>Spy confirming himself as Scout's father
>>507110069the blown out boxers
>>507108720KINO
>>507110338de_stroyed
>>507111235why are people acting like this is new? he already did when scout was dying and he admitted it while disguised as tom jones
>>507082314literal perfect creature
>>507110338>>507111752im black though so this not only makes no sense but youre just plain wrong
>>507111914Uh no he was implying Tom Jones was Scout's father duh
So fellas.Are we back or is it over?
>>507112234if you're a redditor content with slop, we're backif you're tired of pretending that it's anything else, it's over
>>507099285i hate when that happens to me
>>507112234wet's boverk
>>507112234if you're a tf2 fan, we're back.if you're a shitposter/doomer, it's over.
>>507112959Just let it happen anon~That's it... give in~~
>>507112234Comic tourists all went home, normal coverage has resumed.
>>507113553i'm sorry but i'm not in the mood to erp tonight
Aww
>>507112234The team behind the comics doesn’t have anything to do with the game itself. They’re just artists and writers.Expect the usual seasonal updates
>>507100728Mostly in MvM
>>507113553bro this bitch is so fat now wtf...
Mr.Pauling gonna turn her inside out.
>>507115273>>507116073whats with freaks wanting to gender swap scout/pyro to fem...
>>507093312eric is too busy sifting through dozens of emporiumtard emails whining about how they removed the fag flag
>>507117227>pyro>gender swappyro doesn't have a confirmed gender or identity so if anything it's the only one it makes sense on
>>507090367The biggest blight is you jerking off to kids you gypsy faggot
>>507120960Please stay on the topic TF2 :) we don't care about your personal vendettas
Spy and Heavy are the only characters done right in the comicEngineer did nothing and Pyro was ruined with Meet the PyroEveryone other merc was made a retard for shallow laughs at one point or another
>>507072920>slop isolated in the slop containment fileAnd that's a good thing.>>507082301I don't mind having half the game modes (including Mannpower, PASS Time and miscellaneous VSlop) and maps removed. Maybe do it like CS:GO and CS2 where community maps are swapped out for new ones every few months. The overwhelmingly popular ones get to stay permanently or until a better map pushes it out.>>507082314I've also found myself using the Scorch Shot and Homewrecker for their utility, though I prefer the Dragon's Fury for its burst damage. I can just pop out from walls a few times to take out Sentries effortlessly. The Scorch Shot is more ergonomical than the Detonator in that you don't have to worry about right-clicking; it is sure to explode upon contact with a surface. The Detonator also deals too much self damage for a half-baked rocket jump, so I'd rather settle for Scorch Shot jumps that are mostly adequate for simple boosts and deal far less self damage.
>>507122283I beg to differ on Pyro, my point of separation with him is when he magically understood what TFC Scout and Soldier said for "I must PROTECT DA CHILLUN" pointsIf they needed that moment than have Olivia get physically kidnapped by the two and have Pyro witness it
>>507082878I'd rather they have stayed with CS:GO even if just to avoid confusing its brand identity. These days, when talking about the game, especially something originating from the GO era, I'm not sure to call it by its old or new name.
So is TF2 dead and finished now? I just read the new part of the comic.>>507115273Uoh
>>506997812>he's so bitter he can't just enjoy it for what it is like a week before christmashonestly sad i thought zesty tried to always posture as a happy person
>>507123927>new part of the comic.????????
>>507123927The story is over, but the seasonal updates will probably continue as long as they make money
>>507124396seeing it for what it is is specifically why so many people don't like itit's a fake feelgood disappointment, like throwing a celebration for getting 6th place
JUST RECOLOR THE UNDERSIDE OF THE HOODIE TO BE THE SAME AS THE TOPTHEN WHEN IT CLIPS THE NECK IT WON'T LOOK TERRIBLE
>>507126000this makes me feel better about myself, i'm a pretty negative person and i found it pretty cute and heartwarmingzesty is dead inside maybe
I still want weapon rebalances
>>507079587a mod that either restores the 2007 art style, or turns all the mercs into anime girls, but you can't choose which and are locked into it with a 24 hour cooldown when you connect to the server
I just found out tf comics 7 came out. Kind of surprised I didn't find out yesterday considering I'm an extremely online loser. Anyways, it feels weird knowing that TF comics is over, end of an era.
>>507115273had her as my menu background for ages nowhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/369062
>>507135415holy zased
>>507121583Suck my dick bitch
>>507025240make pyro a real woman instead of a tranny and im on board.
they really didn't have to remind me it was seven years
>>507139414remember, whatever, it feels like forever ago
Seven years ago I bought a skirt for my totally awesome Femscout cosplay.Male medic main btw
>she's planning much worseTorturing the corpse of her enemy-lover yandere style? That's it? That was the evil plan?
>>507141405There's was once this incel on the sonic general (yes I know autism incarnate) that could probably tell you in a few dozen posts minimum on how Gray is objectively right due to misandry being the most evil thing ever in his eyes.
>>507141405I mean keeping someone you hate alive forever and yourself alive forever just to torture them forever is kind of fucked upGray just wanted his father's fortune
>>507142264Yet Gray was totally fine with sucking blood out of millions of Australians, murdering and torturing people, child trafficking (probably), terrorism, and worst of all...Distributing Robotic Boogaloo hats.
>>507141405daddy issues Gray
>>507142531Admin kept a war going for 100 years just for petty revenge, who knows how much genocide all her teams have committed all over the world compared to Gray
>>507142643>>507142532>>507142264Honestly, kind of a cope. It's pretty clear that the Administrator was planned to do something far bigger, but they changed the script last minute.
>>507129378castaway
>>507142881this is more of a thing about how pauling and administrator are similar...
>>507143275I don't see how they are similar at all. Pauling wanted Australium to please the Administrator - she did everything to please the administrator - and that's really it. The Administrator wanted Australium to do... whatever evil thing she planned. Truth is, Pauling is a one dimensional character with nothing going for her aside from "AIEEE ADMINISTRATOR SAMA!!!!"
>>507142881If you believe Jay it's what they always had planned>>507091325but he admits they shortened the comic a lot so it's possible there was more she was going to do
>>507133480After finishing the comic I now feel empty, all our bros got happy endings. The story is finally over. I spent so much time with these characters, it's so sad saying goodbye to all of them. Bros, what do we do now?
>>507143613I think Jay is a lying piece of shit. There is no way a team of professional writers hyped up a big climax for the story for 6 chapters, only to dumb it down with some bullshit nobody really cared about.
Did they change the story because of time constraints, mandate restrictions, or on their own volition
>>507143650Be happy that it happened and we got proper (and good) closure
>>507143650Frag. The game really isn't going anywhere.
>>507143967Jay said they wrote the same ending they wrote 7 years ago
>>507143765>>507143967Honestly if the alternative was the leaked "everybody fucking dies because of le eldritch abraham lincoln" I much prefer what we got
>>507143613why would I believe jay, he's a moron
>>507144559>>507091325
>>507141938dang whispercel i havent seen u in forever
>Valve announces the biggest project the community has been waiting for in ages>People are still debating about the comicOk, what do you think Valve was talking about? Heavy Update? The return of the animated series? Migrating the game to a new graphics engine (TF2 is the only game still on Source 1)?
>>507148373it's not going to make sniper fun or engaging so i really can't care that much
>>507148373>And, honestly, we can think of another, much more popular project we're involved with that you're STILL waiting on: The Sagrada Familia in Barcelona, which began construction in 1886 and still isn't done, and which the Spanish government hired us to write a delay-themed blog post about after seeing an early draft of the blog post you're reading right now.Do you mean this line? based retard
>>507148668that shounic video of forcing snipers to have a laser on their rifles was a good nerf to sniper so he can actually be interacted with outside of being a barely visible blob that kills you
>>506997812Who the fuck is Zesty
>>507148684>based retard>based retard gang
>>507152712it's almost useless because it wont change quickscopes
if you're regularly dying to up-close quickscopes either the sniper is cheating or you have a massive skill issue.
>people genuinely think a laser-scope would nerf snipervisibility isn't the issue
>>507166028if you hate snipers the vaccinator existsit's team fortress
>>507152712Terrible idea, all that does is encourage quickscopes. Maybe not in a single match but give it a few weeks/months and that's what will happenIf you play sniper the way valve intended, by getting into a good position, watching a sightline and taking time to line up your shots, you get nerfed because people know you're watching a sightline. Your carefully lined up shots are more likely to be foiled and you'll get less kills. Meanwhile the fag who goes around quickscoping has zero change to his gameplay. So naturally when you are punished for charging your gun up and holding a sightlines for longer, you'll be encouraged to make quicker, snap shots which will just exacerbate the quickscope problemIf you have a problem with dying to sniper in general, why don't you complain about instantly dying to a spy you couldn't see or a sticky trap that was hidden behind a wall?
>>507167407Extending sniper's charge until headshot would also be good then. Is it like 120ms now? I've read about it like 8 years ago and didn't check it since.
>>507168482no, vaccinator.
>>507168482The only option I really agree with for needing quickscopes would be making the rifle's base damage be 40 so the quickscope is only 120, but have it still charge up to 150, or even maybe 160 to compensate. But honestly quickscopers are not a problem I run into enough for this to be justified.
>you now remember open fortress and tf2 classic
>>507152712I sent them a suggestion like that but mine was a little different. I complained about bots in the TF2 then suggested them to at least change sniper if they ain't going to do jackshit about it.At my suggestion intensified laser becomes visible on certain charge thresholds and each successive shot pulls that threshold down. If initial shot would cause a visible laser at 80% performing a quick scope headshot would cause it to appear at 65%. So in case you need to hard scope for your second shot after a successful headshot, hard or quick scoped, your laser will be visible around that charge ratio.Going by that, for first 4-5 quick scope headshots or so, you won't feel any difference but once you manage to nail five of them in quick succession even your quick scope draw will have visible laser.They haven't responded to that by changing anything in the game but started an onslaught of ban waves for bots. So I guess message is clear that they won't change sniper in any way.
>VALVe named the Medic after Hermann Goering's cousin, HerbertBased?
>you know remember fortress forever
>>507167407>why don't you complain about instantly dying to a spy you couldn't see or a sticky trap that was hidden behind a wall?because both of those can be mitigated by paying attention and don't cover half the map. you keep making this analogy and it keeps being shit
>>507170881It's a lovecraft reference, but don't tell anyone that
>>507167407>why don't you complain about instantly dying to a spy you couldn't see or a sticky trap that was hidden behind a wall?>listen to foot steps or observe ammo boxes enough to locate the spy's whereabouts>listen to decloak noise and you can hunt him>stairstabs and matadors are easy to read and only require you to stand still or crouch and track the spy for a counter>there are specific weapons that make playing spy a living hell>check your corners as you step out and you can see the stickies and pistol them>whenever you suspect it, a simple airblast or a rocket explosion scatters them away for you to hitscan them>some of the demoman weapons also can destroy stickies for a counterSniper has none of those qualities and could be compared to random critical hits instead of any other class which are balanced on their own.
>>507169970Too bad they both a ran by rabid troons with no intentions of actually making good games.
My one pet peeve with the comic is how some of the classes barely got any spotlight.The Demoman and Medic didn't even have a line.
>>507117227pyro is up to your imagination so I like to think she's a venus
>>507141405the implication was that she was planning some sort of world domination. everyone ASSUMED she was going to become some sadistic overlord, but in reality, the administrator was just petty and revenge driven. that's the point, we all assumed she was a mastermind, when in reality, she was just self-absorbed and lame
pyroland items should be visible on halloween
Why is Olivia Mann chinese?
>>507117227tranny self inserts
#SaveGangGarrison
>>507172191Bros... we got old
>>507184047faggot
>>507175467what else should we ask to the writers?
>>507183931I mean, the conspiracy she's built is so sprawling she's not far off from running the world, it's just that her only policy positions are forever war and increasing funding for the Zepheniah Mann CBT Machine.
>>507188410their initial ideas regarding certain characters and events that were removed or shortened because they were "boring"
>>507184047This, but>also add winter restriction for some really out-there Christmas-themed cosmetics, such as 99% of the 2021 hats (this already exists for the noise maker).>future smissmas updates have these restricted items as bonus drops without>future summer updates add Pyroland-restricted bonus items like following pets or whatever, allowing cosmetic creators to add disconnected stuff like the Botler without the risk of annoying the regular playerbase>make full moon activate Pyroland cosmetics, but NOT the gibs, texture replacements, vignette or voice pitch changes (you gotta wear the goggles or balloonicorn for that)>halloween does not activate pyroland or winter cosmetics>full moon is the one time a month everything is allowed>also add a setting for tf_forced_holiday to allow full moon, so all this can be toggled for community servers that let people use their goofy cosmetics>also-also add tags on the workshop to allow creators to tag their items as "PLEASE RESTRICT THIS" so valve actually listens to them instead of doing the bare minimum and make the item a mercenary grade tradeup fodderThis is sort of a draft of a compromise with the actual game's artistic theming whilst allowing the silly cosmetics to exist without taking up case slots.Plus, could allow for newbie submitters to get their creative juices flowing before trying to make more "standard" items by letting them deliberately make restricted items, thus allowing for a healthier criticismbase (as you can write off "artstyle-breaking" items as being only visible once a month and not one of the few cosmetics we get a year). This would let newbies get positive objective criticism rather than just "never upload again". Thus, dismantling the clique nature of the workshop.
I wouldn't care about seasonal cosmetics restrictions being unlocked because all cosmetics are equally ugly to someone who doesn't engage with Barbie simulatorsIt would make no difference to someone with a high caliber of taste like me
>>507188410>Full names of the remaining characters>The names of the missing B and D teams>What happened to TFC Engi and Medic>Anything about the Mann family picture (especially the man in the middle and whether he was retconned or not)>Where Silas Mann fits in the Mann family>Explanation for the in-game ghost of Zephaniah>What they meant to do with Charles Darling's sub-plot
>>507192384I will ask ALL OF THESE questions and update you.
>>507190665And yet, Valve is arguing whether they should remove Halloween restrictions
>revert quickplay>revert balance changes to love&war>bring back spells into the halloween contractEveryone wins
Yes...I think I will open today 2 2024 smissmas cratesone cosmetic, one warpaint
>>507056769Doing what things? I do your mum
>>507193238shitty lootalso I had to open the scream fortress warpaint
cope seethe cringe cry mald skill issue stay mad dilate git gud touch grass sneed L words
>>507194258opened another 2another shitty lootthis time I opened two halloween 2024 cases, both warpaint and normal
>>507057828what? *rapes and beheads you*
>>507194617last digit is even = I'll open last 2 cases for todaylast digit is odd = No cases for the rest of 2024
>>507106032>keep on the grindLemme grind your dick down a few more centimeters to get you to a grand total of 3
>>507194946a little better because the warpaint is factory new and is strangeok, that's all for today, I opened 6 cases and got nothing interestingbetter luck tommorow
>>507175467>look up Herbert Ludwig>First result is the obituary of a dead SS soldieruhhh kino...
>>507166028>shitters are still jumping on the ban sniper bandwagon because they need something to cry abouthow about we DON'T nerf more shit into the ground so that it becomes unusable?
>>507195549Bizarre post
>>507056769https://youtu.be/lWsuokWmEZI
>>507148668>>507152712>>507170396Kill yourselves, you are all trash shitters and as soon as your pathetic tantrum gets listened to you'll move on to the next class that you need to blame for being shit at the game until that gets nerfed too. If you hate this game (and you do), play something else.
>>507188410Hints as to where miss Pauling might be at currently.
>>507116073>cocky tomboy x serious professional young manthis pairing has NEVER been done
Seriously though, why shouldn't the Rainblower or Lollichop be visible on Halloween?
>>507003980ok, sorry for making various posts, i remembered that they didn't delete at all but i was very likely wrong.
>>506997812> Absolute and utter crybaby meltdownI like zesty and he takes on the game but why the fuck is he so negative about everything all the time. It's Christmas, the last comic dropped after 7 years and zesty over here acts like an angsty teen when he's in his 30's. This is embarrassing.
>>507197932Hello Fagger.
>snipercord is having a melty in the general AGAIN
>>507197932>WAAAHHH I CAN'T USE SNIPER IF HE BECOMES OBVIOUS BY A LASER POINTER!!>WAAAHHH YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW HOW STRESSFUL IT IS TO POINT AND CLICK HEADS>COME ON GUYS THAT'S NERFING SNIPER AND IT'S NOT FAIRAre you for fucking real? Your damage output unchanged, your power is not budging. You can still quick scope anything on your sightline and can melee crit all the same. Also developers refused to put such change, yet Shounic sounded it. We'll see what happens. Just stop your bullshit.
>>507203880Yes, b4nny's reddit editor's word is law as apposed to the industry veterans who have left sniper alone for decades with no issue before 202X
why did valve retire the sniper vs spy cosmetics?
>Remove all sniper mains>Keep the sniper as he isSimple as
Last few hours of tf2ooging before I drive to my grandma's place
giving sniper a laser beam is the only suggestion i've seen that's so polarizing in the sense of getting both>it won't do anything at all>it'll ruin sniper completely
>sap sentries>homewrecker pyro removes it right away and engineer repairs it in a snap>try red tape recorder>all sentries get degraded to level 2 before pyro can reactI think HW is not as busted as here claim it to be. You either don't use red tape or you don't have an organized team to seize the opportunity.
>>507204109Fagger's favorite ""argument"": developers are until gods, until they aren't.
>>507204334cannot wait for the yearly sniper main herd thinning if this happens
>>507209127>alright, before we let you onto the servers, does anyone have six gorillion kills on their rifle?>i do!>*BLAM!*>Ok, anybody else?>I have a hale's own machi->*BLAM!*>Alright, anyone else?>....>Don't be shyyyyy...
>>507200921like many tubers he found what gets views and milks it, people come for him having meltdowns over hats being slightly darker than normal red color
>>507210898I don't believe in this kind of strawmanning but I would like to say I'm a pretty hardcore zesty fan but don't really do his cosmetic streams, I like his regular tf2 streams a lot more
>>507183612Kyle... no...
I hope someone eventually makes a video with all the retcons in tf2 lore, including issue 7.Fucking love me some dumbass retcons.
>>507211472Just in comic 7 alone>Silas Mann is apparently not Zephaniah's brother or even important>Zephaniah wasn't actually dead >Australium was supposed to be local to just Australia and New Zealand but Soldier just happened to deus ex machina a cave full of the stuff in America somewhere>Team Vanguard changed to Team Ajax
tfc team FEARS this
https://scrap.tf/raffles/DPPPQ8honeypot delivery
>>507082314why is buxom women overheating so hotit's very dangerous
>>507218435because you can just imagine her unzipping her suit and letting her gigantic sweaty breasts breathe
>>507082314god i wish that were me
>>507197932TACTICAL TRUTH NUKE INBOUND !!!
>>507210898Yeah but why? He has a job, one that seems to be paying pretty well. He doesn't need to whore out for money and I doubt he does it for attention since all he seems to get is negative except for his video comments.
>Bette Mann (Redmond, Blutarch and Gray's mother) was a Darling before marrying Zephaniah Mann>Never expand on thisIdk, it just seemed like a pretty important detail, the fact that the Mann and Darling families are intertwined
>>507220087>sniper mains are sharty usersexplains a lot lol
sharty seether is back
...Why didn't the Administrator just revive her parents when she found out about Australium's properties?
>>507225059>died when she was young>whatever she injected the first time would do something to them>they'd be just bones by the time grey comes and revives her with australiumidk
why am i crashing after every 2nd match now with mods?
https://youtu.be/9W-aKL74rZo?t=1638When is castaway going to revert the Scottish resistance?
>>507091325How come he didn't ask where Ms. Pauling is and why is she not part of the group shot in >>507083865 ?I know she bought the turkey but why was she excluded in the final shot? She could have been in the phone as voice message or on a monitor or something. But here she is just completely absent. No, the turkey doesn't count.
>>507227472The same reason Hale and Olivia aren't there.
>>507227472pauling is hiding inside the turkey like a stripper hiding in a cake
>>507227472>She could have been in the phone as voice messageThey didn't have cell phones in the 70s retard
>>507228254
People always say Demoman has 2 primary weapons, so what would happen if they actually split into 2 classes?
>>507228896nade launchershotgunmeleesticky launcherscout pistolmelee
>>507227668We saw what happened to the both of them. Pauling just disappeared.
>>507229218Grenade man should still have the shields, in my opinion.
>>507229467sure
>>507229306Yup. Good job.
hehhttps://files.catbox.moe/135y4x.png
>>507231538that was scarily quick
>>507231538finally
>>507231724I finished it the day after the issue realesed and posted it on shitter
/tf2g/ - team fortress 2 gooning
>>507231954although I was beat by maximumpingas. though his drawing looks a lot more loli than in she's in the comic for the post timeskip. I like doing things on-model though.
>>507232103back in my day it was furries pedos, now you got autogynophile pedos...
>>507232390>maximumpingasnice, thanks, not just a good piece of olivia art but a good artist in general
>>507232573pyro looks like my foreskin when I'm flaccid
>>507232658Yeah, he draws very cute. Pingas' style is also very easily recognisable.
>>507028348fuckin really?
>>507227023who is this faggot and why does he just reiterate his initial thought over and over
>>507231538impregnating olivia!
>>507235401the average youtube grifter
>>507061513>>507061750not even making this shit up with the captchamakes total sense though
why is this 20 dollars
why is a thing you wear on your hip that no ones sees nearly 25 dollars
>>507237435women (medic gfs) spend money on anyhting
I need her bros
>>507237435>>507237680I have infinite sadness for any newfags that have actually ever purchased something from the official store.
>>507203880putting lasers on sniper makes the game a fucking disco, fuck outta here with these shit ideas, just make it do 125 damage on quickscopes and call it a day, medick mains are gonna have a party
>>507238726I can fix her
Tf2 is over. Now what?
>>507240265the same thing we always do pinkyfrag
>>507240265"wake up babe, new 'loyd dropped"grind MvM until i make it BIG
>>507240553>>507240553>>507240553Move! Schnell!
im trying to make pic related a spray but converting it to .tga destroys the quality. what do???
>>507241216make sure you export as a 32 bit tga and have an alpha channel
anyone know an active server with custom weapons?
>>507203880>the fundamental team balance needs to change after 17 years because... well it just DOES, OK!!!also>Shouniclmfao fucking kill yourself cattle retard.
>>507223624uhhh that's an anti-sniper image, retard
