He Won Edition>Currently discussed serversTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla-)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (Mop, Legion coming soon)Mistblade 3 (Sheilun Realm) https://stormforge.gg/en>Upcoming serversProject Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client)>Guilds<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone<Touch Fluffy Tail> - MistBlade 3, crossfaction , whisper anyone>TurtleVanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)Curated list of addons that should work in turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX (embed)Reply to OP with upcoming server updates and news.Previous thread: >>506742913
Pandaland is comfy
>>507023705
started playing sheilun pandaria, what am I in for? people seem chill so far in chat
>>507025242Rdf spam into complete slog for wotlk/cata leveling and then super comfy pandalands.
>>507024584Now, once all the spics level it will be unplayable.
>>506944509>"tbc+" talents, arms warrior gets bladestorm for example.This sounds retarded to me. Wotlk made dozens of changes that made Arms not shit in pve and you'd really only need to do one of two things to make it great in vanilla/tbc pve: either you simply move Improved Slam from Fury into Arms where it belongs to make their filler not suck, or you simply import the Taste For Blood talent which gives them an on-demand Overpower every 6 seconds via Rend for good damage with low rage cost. That's all.The smallest change makes the biggest improvement. Gay shit like Bladestorm is just overkill.
>>507026408It really tells about their schizofrenic design decisions. So they went with TBC instead of WotLK because it's more "vanilla-like" as their vision, after the first beta everybody told them that TBC is actually "boring-like" so they went full retard and started to add broken OP retail stuff to all specs. Another waste of potential.
>get stronger at healing for the guild>buy consumable slop to heal better in raids (forget like half of them anyways)>sylma berates me for healing too much>i don't run a dps meter so i'm happily unaware>send Sylma hatemail and proceed to be mean to her in response, piss her offAll i wanted was for mommy Sylma to praise my heals...
>>507027778first we have a bratty tank and now a brat healer?dpssissies need to step up their game and take control
>>507027968am content with my place
>>507024584I'm probably gonna pass on mb3 altogether. I have a feeling it'll be mb2 on repeat, plus it's just another pvp server anyway where you get meaninglessly punished for playing something that isn't good 1v1.Besides, I'm sure there are better memespec-connoisseurs than me who can absolutely hardcarry wpsg to server-firsts.Here's a relic from the archives for you to enjoy while you're waiting for queues to pop in your engaging leveling experience:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb82_vQ6Jvk
>>507027968Elay is anything but bratty
>>507028496>constantly threatens to wipe or sabotage dungeons/raids, always picks fights just to rile up anons into hatefucking her
>>507028656>constantly threatens to wipe or sabotage dungeons/raidsIt's not on purpose>always picks fights just to rile up anons into hatefucking herThis never happens and besides, Elay is quite agreeable when you call her out on anything, she's brazen and sometimes does something stupid things but doesn't hang on them and moves on with you
>>507027169It's either that or they're a bunch of actual cucks who are too afraid of player numbers or whatever to do what they want. Waste of potential indeed.
If we don't have enough for mc will we pug or just delay it to next week?
>>507031043Attempt with what we have. Pug if we need to.
>>507031551if pugs join I will leave
>>507026408Here you can check the talents, they put improved slam on arms tree as well. https://talents.project-epoch.net/
I love him..>>507028656Never happened, Elay is a quickshot bimbo, but if you call her, she will obey, she might lack some braincells but she's open to bargaining and learning, just use the chat goddamit.>>507027778Asa..>>507027968The gobbo duo keep outthreating some mobs out of Elay
I love stealing aggro from mobs as a healer..
>make a character on moppy >immediately get an invite to some spic guildis there some addon that auto invites new players or what?
>>507031754Ok.
>>507023190Bronzebeard Closed Beta is dropping in a few hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePwcARO-Nak
>>507036925>classic r*tail experience...
>>507032158based bimborei she only needs str not int
>>507037142Still better than the fake vanilla that is turdle or the Seal twisting faggotry that is furrypoch
>Seal twisting faggotry that is furrypoch
>>507038040>D-D-DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS!, SEAL TWISTING IS A GOOD MECHANIC, IT WASNT A BUG! AND DO NOT CRITICIZE ANIMATION CANCEL IN ESO TOO!
>strafe jump badHow's the VR going, Carmack?
>>507036925>Closed Betawake me up when its free
may i ask for a qrd (quick run down) on epoch's envisioned utopia at end game? will they eventually add onto their stack the wotlk and tbc assets, textures and sounds that they have thus far committed to ignoring?
>>507027169They backtracked on the more insane changes though
>>507027169at that point just go play SoD
>>507027169vanilla and boring gameplay-wise are the same thing so it's not wrong desu
how come epoch's discord required an email and phone number to post?
>>507007234>>506936543You retarded monkey retard, it takes exactly same amount of point to get to the same exact talents.The only real difference is that you can take imp ambush in addition.
>>507043024so you are saying sub rouges are bussin?
>>507043169No, I'm saying sub tree was never about epic damage, it was about utility/control, which stayed the same. Hemo damage is normalized here, which might mean it deals less damage though but I haven't played it yet to actually know, turtle wow devs are acctually retarded when it comes to balancing the game
>>507039812Which further reinforce that they're retards with no plan or vision, just adding random shit and see what stick.>>507041504That's correct, my literally (word)filtered election tourist friend. That's why it's part of my point.
>>507044276imagine the plaps
>>507043024What's with irritating agent?
https://ascension.gg/news/ascension-classic-alpha-announcement-bronzebeard-the-original-9-class-realm/480
>>507045585sounds sick but its yet ANOTHER paid alpha which makes me really doubt about the validity of them being able to deliver on their promises.it starts to seems more and more like they bite more than they can chew.
>>507046110If you won the giveaway from early this year, you got a free pass since that was for trained chimps to test the servers permanently.Also DP isn't hard as shit to get since 15k gold doesn't take too long to farm, and 15k is literally 100DP.
>>507047035how long will it take me to farm 15k gold starting from zero on another server?also how limited in scope content wise is that alpha?isn't it capped at like level 20?
>>507047390Not too long, bloodforged Tmogs sells a lotJewelcrafting sells like a motherfucker as enchanting.People are desperate for the new item enhancements as the high risk food.Also people will pay 25g just for one Enchanted Leather or old Mooncloth for the Dungeon 2 set quest since the cooldowns werent removed from that and Arcanite.
Turtle WoW feels so much buggier than it used to. Mobs are overall weaker, they don't leash right. Anyone else noticing this?
>>507047886would i be better doing that on the seasonal server or the regular one?
>>507047938no
>>507043024
>WotLK Talent Trees in Vanilla>3.3.5 client>Cross-Faction Grouping>Mystic Enchantmentshow do you balance the game accordingly?
>>507048919You don't. That's the best part.
Consider Worgening on tauri.
>>507045585>challenges >trials >gamemodes >artifact enchantments >"runes" >prestige (level resets)>lootboxes from quests (admittedly they've been reduced, but it's still fucking cringe)Not sure why they are marketing this as Classic+, it sounds like slopkino.
>>507049870Is basically SoD. Which ironically is basically Blizzard's Ascension.
>Robe of the Archmage of the EagleAdmittedly this made me laugh, feels like something out of an oldschool funserver.
>>507050018Honestly it doesn't really sound too appealing to me, but i'll be fair and give it a try.
>>507050138which server is this? Ascension?
>>507047886>>507048285plz i don't really know what the ascension meta is and where most people play
>>507050421New "Classic+" by ascension, yea
>>507045585So if i want to prestige and raid at the same time, they expect me to go 1-60 on 1.5x in less than a week? Or do people usually have a mirror character or alt to farm prestiges on? Either way, seems pretty fucking bugbrained to me.
>>507051046isn't the whole point of prestige is being an alternative to raids so people who prefer leveling still can gear up?
>>507050138And you paid 15$ as alpha tester?
>>507051616no he is a paid shill
>>507052132am i to understand that you believe private servers pay money to individuals with the intent of persuading others to join their servers?
>>507051616no i grabbed the photo straight from the news post on the website lmao.>>507052132this >>507049870 and >>507050138Are my posts, how the fuck do you read either and think i'm being positive about this gachaslop of a server?
>>507051554I thought prestige was for mountsmogs, but if it also gives endgame gear then that's even more retarded.
>>507052910i might be wrong i just briefly skimmed through the article, but that was what i got from it.and it doesn't sounds retarded to me, giving people more options is always good imo as long as its balanced properly.
>>507052623am i to understand that you are not advocating for ascension+ but rather making fun of its policies and additions?
Next time that fag logs in i'm going to get him banned by collaring him and making him spam racist shit in the middle of stormwind
I wish warhorn was more active he is a real leader unlike the current fraud
>>507053295Only now you learned that the ascension is le bad faggot is Akalix[/spoiler when they literally ripped off what Ascension did to kill the world boss mafia, though Turtle's attempt will be a grindy half assed one so the mafia continues?
Sylma ERPed with hunter pet. Without hunter consent
>>507054620am i to understand that you have taken it upon yourself to assume my position without so much as an interpersonal relationship between the two of us?
>>507054923have there ever been standards set on the rules of engagement for erp, or is it a free for all?
>>507051046You can have a raid character and a Prestige dedicated character since the currency for prestige and achievments is shared, minus the title for each prestige, though the prestigious is account shared.is pretty much what am i doing since you can also do trial and build master challenge for tokens and buy tmog and mounts later which are the brown and red retex of the paladin sets in shadowlands also if you are insane enough to do adventure mode you can get the backpack tmog as some unique heirlooms which still works on non beta CoA trial realms
starting to feel burnt out, what do
the only reason you feel that way is because the server you have decided to invest time into is dedicated to controlling the attitudes, and thus behaviors, of its playerbase through censorship tactics not seen since the days of stalin's regime.
censoring dissent is based thoughbeit
>>507056840When I felt like that I played a little less for a couple of weeks then came back fresh und fashy
Bruh!
>>507057996hah!
>>507058169worgen knotbait
the lack of modesty leaves me with deep resentment
>>507049496male vulpera > male worgen
do i roll turtle or mistbladewhich guild has less trannies and spergs?
>>507061894>which guild has less trannies and spergs?both
>>507061876you're bottom
do i roll turtle or the new ascension after farming enough gold to afford it?
Noob question, but in Mistblade 3's realm option it gives me the Mistblade server with medium pop (and my previous characters) and Sheilun that says new. The latter doesn't mean that it has no players right? Just that it is new. Because in their site Mistblade has only like 178 pop and Sheilun has the bulk.
>>507061894mistblade doesn't have a guild it has four players in a chatroom
>>507031043Hoping to run without pugs but it depends on our numbers really, I don't mind suffering without pugs if it makes it a little harder
This here chud destroyed Pearl's guild...by doing nothing?
>>507023190I've never played Moppie. Is it good? Is it fun? Should I just keep playing Classic Fresh instead?
when is fmc having their first marriage?
I'm so desperate for affection that I would say yes to anyone if they proposed to me in game
>>507067929Yes you should play on Turtle!
>>507068570when sylma decides to stop playing around and marries skoll
>>507068570"Now the bride may kiss the knot~"
>>507071347i did the same joke without being repulsive
i want to watch her kiss it..
>>507062252vulpera tops are patrician tasteespecially when topping worgen women
>>507072220who...
>>507072537>vulpera>with a womanlmao
pumping
hag
plugged and caged for raid
>20 onlinefmc won
Back to the grind
isn't it ironic how plugs causes leakage
best class for leveling while gooning?
>>507076052Any melee
>>507076052Priest. Not even for healslut memes but a significant portion of leveling is going to be you dotting and wanding which is slow but you're basically never in danger.
>>507067929You can do both? The mop server has increased rates, 3x exp, 2xrep/prof. So It's really not that big of an investment.
>roll human on Sheilun>have to practically fight with dozens of others for every early quest (which is the norm)>roll orc afterwards>easily coast through the entire valley of trials with a small fraction of players compared to before and even most of them being afkEhm....Hordebros? Our recruitment tactics seem to not work. The pigskins have both the women and the numbers.
>>507072537>>507074342male vulpera dom x female pandaren using giant elixir sub = top tier
>>507074342horny bastards would fuck anything
>wanted to create a nelf hunter to do some world pvp with and general shithousery>thought it would be cool to get a cat pet and just sit in stealth and ambush people>somehow most of my ambushes dont work because people always see it coming>wtf is going on here>make another character to do some testing>at lvl 80 you can see my stealthed cat from around 30 yards>at lvl 80 you can see me in shadowmeld from around 10 yardsso that was a waste of fucking timefuck you whoever put this idea in my headi'll go back to my troll hunter and stack attack speed insteadcunts
>20 year old game>people are still falling for shadowmeme
>>507081742meld is more for ambushing out in the world/hiding or defending nodes in BGs and more so for classes without such luxury like a nelf warrior defending a point has way better adds fighting off someone compared to a gnome warrior sitting out in the open
>>507077446All the hordes already finished the starting zone while you were playing human. On launch I got to level 6 when the zones were packed, then I regretted my class choice and rerolled, and most people already left.
>>507083952trueeeeeeee while alliance sissies are rping in goldshire horde chads are already speed running WC
The Worgening.
>>507085059What was that?
I'm so tired of worgenposting
>>507076052
I am mentally unwell
>>507088792gravity defying helves...
>>507090145the h stands for hover
>>507090629That's not Skoll
>>507090629they are discussing raid perfomances
If only I could dual wield totems, I would have a workout...
So cold and alone
>>507087135gooning
Moppybros... I don't feel so good...
>>507091219Guys I figured it out and pulled twins in the process. Aliansissies wish they had this raw, masculine aura.
>>507091219That lightning strike can't be healthy
>>507092630Burub vs Korok... who would win?
>>507092846>The tale of burub and asaasa
>>507091219Superior Korok shoots lightning out of both nipples
On my way to strat living.
>>507092630>>507093083He should play moppy and do gay things with me
>>507092630>burub surrounded by two women (non canon straight)>>507093083>korok a bull of pure masculinity shooting lightning from his nips (very gay and canon)
>>507093178I've played moppy before and nothing gay ever happened then. I won't fall for it a second time!!
Not like this..Hakka bounded those two..
>>507043765>Which further reinforce that they're retards with no plan or vision, just adding random shit and see what stick.but enough about tortuga wow
>>507093490they just hearted out
>>507093490sylma sisters not like this...
Feeling like a nerd at graduation party in FMC
>>507093293>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgVX3HzSV7gNow this here's the story of two young men from the city of Thunnut Blulb. The story of Burub and Korok.>Y'see Burub stole Korok's girl>So he had himself two!>In each hand a mace. Connected braids and a focussed, cross-eyed gaze.Now Korok didn't like that, not one bit. And he didn't have what you'd call a "calm demeanor">Korok was as big as the come>His anger could sink ships!>Connected to the elements and shot lightning from his nipsBurub knew he was in a bit of trouble. So he ran to hide in the only place he knew.And hunkered down in the homosex streets of Stormmrots Ciic.>It didn't take Rokkor long>To find where Burub lay his head>When he stormed the city, the lightning was flying and the Stormmrots guards were deadBurub lay there, bloodied and beaten. He was within an inch of his life!When Rokkor approached him with revenge in his heartYet, when he looked into Burub's eyes, he noticed something strange.That same faggotry that he had since birth.Turns out these two boys, were /bara/s>So he too Burub's hand!>And as they whistled down the street!>What they lost in enemies, they gained in bros and did ERPRE
Cromwell.. do not forget....
>>507095006>abandons your guild without saying anythinghe can rot for all I care
i wonder what a tel'abim banana tastes like...
>>507095919Woggies
WHO WILL LEVEL WITH ME?
ive stated no multiple times. i don't know why you think getting me to respond on separate occasions will somehow alter my position. no reason exists, NONE AT ALL, for me to level when freshie is around the corner!!
real talk sisters when fmc decides to swap over to turdles inevitable freshie before or shortly after epoch's launch will the players whomst have taken the game name upon themselves reroll or will they stick to the stagnant and decaying century old server?
epoch will last at most a month before it permanently dips below 1k pop
what do I think of troondle 2.0?
epoch may or may not represent the end of turtle wow. what we know so far is that its present state is in no shape to contend with any other server. this much is true. that does not mean it won't be popular. look at turtle wow for instance. it's scripting is poor, its balance is poor, its...well you get the picture. the one thing epoch does have that is most certainly better than the competition is custom questing zones and dungeons. that doesn't make up for its faults, however.
>>507098163Sorry, my Forsaken is already max. She could make use of those bindings though.
>>507100667the only thing epoch needs to do to kill troondle is to put in bloodelves/draenei it's as simple as thatuntil then, troondle will remain simply because of alliance highelves
>>507099984i go where she goes
>>507101330Epoch devs are retarded so that will never happen
>>507101795DoAwhy even play that garbage over literally anything else
>>507101795it's over...
>>507101330have you ever driven in a motorized vehicle on the highway? ever notice how when you're surrounded by cars the speed of your vehicle matches the speed of the group? this phenomena can be explained by watching a school of fish go where every other fish goes, moves in the same way every other fish moves, sleeps where every other fish sleeps. basically, just because a server is populated does not mean it has value. that is why wallcraft.. just kidding. i won't start on that. but i am very much interested in 1.12 servers, even if it means playing on a turdle freshie. also high elves will become available on wallcraft after the completion of sunwell plateau. draenei will be available too (after some yet to be disclosed acheivement similar to that of high elves).
>>507101795>remove the only reason to play on their servershan't be touching that dogshit server then
>>507102220>have you ever driven in a motorized vehicle on the highway? ever notice how when you're surrounded by cars the speed of your vehicle matches the speed of the group?no, I drive a 15 year old benz with 500hp and floor it in 3rd lane going 320km/h flashing my lights at retards who block it because i live in germany and just can do that
>>507102512here in the states things are very standardized and regimented so as to control the output of the workforce more efficiently. they'll tell you that the reason for speed limits is to ensure safety but that's a cover for the real objective aimed at sustaining a high functioning economy.
>>507102576Sylma is a pedogoddess to?!
>>507103790It's being replaced by a Plaguelands Wolf as soon as the abilities I need are siphoned.
>>507104219You're sick!
>>507102576
Pretty cool game
>>507106239how come pets dont require underwater breathing?
>>507106169She's a good girl
All three LBRS gems in one runFMC truly is blessed by something
Gonna go watch some worg x nelf stuff and pretend it's her...
Another eventful day helping FMC and the city of Stormwind.
sylma and ela RUN fmc
>>507107128seems said pet gets the same effect.
>>507106239What server are you playing on?
can we just stick to moppy in this thread? i don't like turtle
>>507110672everyone is just posting what they like if no one is playing moppy and everyone is playing turtle then this is what happens
>>507110672There are no cute sluts on moppy
>>507111471More than half of the MB3 roster are cute sluts.
>>507101795Did you gen this Li Li? I like the shimapan
>>507111613Those eyes don't look AI to me
>>507111570Proof?
>>507111570more than half is like 2 people and they all went back to turdle
>Spandex wearing Tauren named FruityGuys I think I'm in love
>>507114279Can I watch while you guys....?
>>507112827We have a dozen or so people, about half hit or are about to hit max level. Keep lying liar.
>>507114479not joining a guild owned by schizokino, sorry!
FMC pals there's a new noname video with a woggie!
>>507114618who?
>>507114712might commission him to make something with the raven haired druid
i wish i could play bal or resto druid on turtle and still see my characteru need to use tree and moonkin form right?
>>507114816Good luck. I've offered 600$ for an animation but he doesn't take commissions.
>>507114917There's a glyph of stars that you have to pay for lol
>>507114917You could the glyph of stars for balance OR you could buy any illusion and use it to toggle out of your form and back into your caster form. You could level Slow and Steady and never have to pay real money for it either
Also Merry Christmas if I am not on before then
>>507115638rape
>>507115638GMs wearing extra slutty christmas attire.
>>507115823I think that's Belle Frock or something like that, it drops from Snowball quest or you can buy it, those grotesque socks are new though I think
>>507115740>raping a christmas elf under a christmas tree
i'm ashamed to admit it but i fantasize about trolls
>>507114714the person who made the mb3 discords and then deleted them just before launch should tell you enough
>>507116263Gonna fill her with worglets
>>507116779Trolls are kind of hot if they are rapey
>>507116779Trolls are pretty cool but I don't care for the Jamaican accent mon.
i need her healing touch
>>507111570Oh yeah? Name five and post a picture of each of them.
why is mb3 full of jajajas
what's the deal with the schizo sylma drama
>>507121096schizo hates sylma
>>507121096sylma didn't erp with him on mb2
>>507070091Turtie isn't fresh...>>507076765>do bothIt doesn't just work like that!If I do roll on Moppie what specs are fun... What does the guild on Moppie need...?
what is the current 2h warrior 'rotation' on turtle? spam DS until execute phase or MS->WW->DS until or what
>>507125095bloodthirstbloodthirstbloodthirstbloodthirst
Are there any private servers that add new classes? Something like a shadow priest on ketamine sounds fun.
>>507125095Spam DS.
>>507124775the guild on mop isn't going to be raiding go with whatever and find a guild that needs yougo shaman you'll get a spot regardless of spec
day 5 of farming the scar and I just went ahead and bought a vellum for 25g, now I at least got a perma ghoul summon, kinda wanna go for an abomination but starting too realize a. there too expensive, and b. you might get punted trying too tame it solo, most my income is from farming oily and running up and down the scar
>>507129526>the guild on mop isn't going to be raidingIt's so freaking over... What's the point of a guild that doesn't raid...
That's not right...
>>507129993normally you could do other things or cooperate with another guild to raid but moppy is about 10mans and there's nothing to do but raid sofind another guild like the other anons did
>>507127874Ascension a52 is worth a look if that's what you want, plenty of options for it. I have no idea why ascension is no longer included in the OP.
>still a turtle thread
Thinking about making a paladin, I'm assuming the quickest way for me to gear once i hit 60 is to go holy?This is on turtle btw
>>507137079mop is better
>>507137130nah and I already played that lame shit back in the day and have every CM set on retail live.I like turtles vanilla+ aspect and it's the only reason I'm playing it otherwise I would just keep playing retail.
>>507137079Going prot with a guild that wants to gear you would be quickest, holy is decent but you'll be competing for all the best healing items (cloth/leather) still
>>507137252cool but mop blows trannywow out of the water
>>507137606whatever you say faggot boy if you like it so much go play it stop bitching about it itt and trying to recruit people doing their own thing
turtle wins again
>>507137482I mean same thing will happen with any dps or tank gear also.I just wasn't sure if it's the roll that will constantly get me groups, I usually like to pick the most requested roll when I hit 60, grab some gear so I'm not some 3.7k hp free HK, then I do pvp until officer rank sets and play ret from there to 14 unless I get a premade or small group then i'm willing to stick with holy.
>>507138116I mean if you wanted to roll with Anons you could probably go Ret off the bat for raiding But for doing your own thing then I'd say prot is best for dungeoning your gear and holy will get you into more raids, so I guess just sticking holy and hoping for a tank for dungeons would probably work the best?If you're strictly interested in PvP then from what I've heard both sides lack (competent) healers
>>507138110>>507138116>>507138375mop won bigly
finally got around too taming a abomination in acension, this one I might keep, the chain ability is broken, he's basically an undead bear with aoe cleave and a smack ability, still no vellums but but the set up I have for affliction necromancer is pretty stable I can heal from my dps damage while channeling, this includes life steal, a lich is next on the shopping list but I don't think ill have an easy time finding one.
>>507138375true I just wasn't sure if FMC will still be around by the time I hit 60 since I'm being retarded and doing a HC run.
>>507139079I'm sure we'll be around in one form or another, can always join as you level up if you wanted, I think you'd be our second immortal
turtles cc2 is so bad everyone is asking for it to be reverted
>>507140382actually i'm loving it
>>507140382what is cc2?
>>507140382this is why mop won
i think during our next raid i'm going to come out as trans
>>507141075filthy....
>>507070091I didn't know that Turtie did a bunch of class changes, maybe I really will play Turtie... how long does it take to level? What does the guild need?I'm only level 35 on Freshie anyways...
>>507140646t.paladin
>>507141610What we need is (you) really, if you really wanted to expmaxx then you can turn on warmode and live under tents and it's probably something like 2.5x for kills that way, it doesn't take all that longIf you insist on playing something the guild needs then we need mages and warlocks still, we have at best one of each.We have enough healers and tanks for 20 man's and that's probably the limit of what we can do alone as a guild.Please do play what you will enjoy though, there's more than just raiding to consider
>opening the class channels on the troondle discord to check the doomposting>get to hunter channel>some literal tranny had a meltdown because people called its dogshit build dogshitlol
>>507142389>check it out>its realLMAO u just know stephuwu is a bald grown man
>>507129526i am going to be raiding (LFR)
>>507143236Grim.Be the force the guild needs to get raiding!(Or if it fails join another guild)LFR is beyond soul destroying
>update turtle wow>see the retarded icon for their shitty launcher on my desktopINTO THE BIN
got drunk real bad and opened a christmas present early what servey?
>>507142186>We have enough healers and tanks for 20 man's and that's probably the limit of what we can do alone as a guild.So I guess I'm looking at DPS...Smite Priest is a good meme while leveling in Classic, and it looks like they added some more DPS talents for Priest?With the changes is Shockadin PvE "viable" at all? I don't mind playing a spec that would be labeled objectively bad, like Vanilla Moonkin, as long as it can still technically function and not do less damage than the tank.>Watching the changes video as I write this and hearing Holy Shock can no longer target enemiesIt's over before it even began...I liked Brilliance Aura thematically for mage, but it looks like they removed that...Enhance with the Flametongue talent increases your Fire Totem/Spell damage and focusing on Fire Damage seems kinda neat...They said they were reducing Feral's Reliance on Crowd Pummeler to function as well, so that might not be so bad, and I don't mind Powershifting if Wolfshead Helm still works...I'm not much of a Rogue player, but Subtlety also looks pretty interesting.So I guess I'm looking at choosing between Smite Priest, Enh Shaman, and Sub Rogue!
>>507145385I mean yes but you know how Anons are I'm sure some will sadly drop into the nether, I think someone that can perform multiple roles is ideal and it also lets other people flex a little, our resident hpala enjoys hitting things and I like playing around as feral.Shockadin is dead and buried yes, feral is in a good spot I feel, Arcane mages are monsters, smite priests do well but need a little gear to get going proper or so I've heard, we only have one rogue so I am sure they'd enjoy someone else who can try out the 'support' specWe need ranged more than melee but a body is a body hahaAnything you pick will be welcome though, with a lot of melee and only one shaman and extra windfury would be excellent.Follow your heart!
now that's a sylma post
>>507145385Just play elemental shaman.
>>507146074Sub Rogue does seem really interesting... but I'll probably end up going Shaman, since I think I want to play a Tauren. If Tauren could be priests, I'd probably consider that as well.>>507146568My brand of autism only lets me have fun playing special snowflake specs...
>>507147656Snowflake spec is the 2nd most play shaman spec?
>>507147656Hope to see you around then, I would say that I have seen many enhancements and very few elemental shamans if you like being the unique d00d (Plus you can more easily flex to healing and that's a nice option to have)Anyone online can invite, yell and scream if you need bags and stuff
>>507147872I like Ele in Vanilla but I think doing something with Flametongue & Fire Totems, sort of like the Ele Devastation spec in Vanilla WoW, interests me most... saying that also made me realize they changed Elemental Devastation from giving melee crit chance.I think the talents would look like this:https://talents.turtle-wow.org/shaman?points=AoCYNAQDABAAAAFANYAIFATIAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA%3DIf only Turtle would give Tauren some new classes like every other race...
>>507149642I'm kind of dumb and realized the text on the talent refers to all spells rather than just fire spells, which makes a lot of sense rather than just buffing the one singular fire spell Shaman has. Maybe I'll play some kind of deep into the Enhance Tree ele shaman for the memes, instead.
>>507149642Why would you take a talent to give you totem threatWhy would you not get bloodlustFlametongue is better than your searing totem or magma totem unless you have zero melee in your group
>>507149642>>507149815If you want to meme it up it that would be fine, we're not exactly tryharding things haha
>>507149642I saw a dagger-focused enh shaman once, using Frostbrand which with talents gets guaranteed crits if the target is afflicted with Frost Shock. Don't know how viable it is for raids though.
>>507150183I like Spellhance with dagger in Vanilla, but now that I see the Elemental Weapons talent presumably applies to all spells and not only fire spells, I'll probably go Ele with Stormstrike.
>>507150396>now that I see the Elemental Weapons talent presumably applies to all spells and not only fire spellsI'm pretty sure "fire totems and spells" means fire totems and fire spells, not every spell in your arsenal. Otherwise all ele shamans would be 23 points deep in enhancement.
>>507150396Remember Turtle has custom spells too, I think Taurens get some janky spirit link totem and Orcs get spirit wolves for instance
>we only have one rogue
>>507151597be the change you want to see
where do I grind for silk cloth? Im alliance and like lvl 40also they reset my talents, what specc should I go for? I like Destro in TBC but I don't think the funny fire carpet spell is in Vanilla
>>507154423oh I guess I should add im on turtle WoW
>>507151597Oh shit sorry yes we have two I keep subtracting one because one of them rerolled kek>>507154423I heard affliction has some fun with that red death ray, hillsbrad foothills or maybe centaur down in thousand needles are okay for silk You might be best farming something more valuable and buying silk because silk is so cheap given SM drops it by the handful
>>507137482I'm only wearing one cloth piece as a paladin and that's just because I refuse to run MC or buy plate shoulders, most of the good holydin gear is plate/mail with some exceptions.You unironically compete more with prot and ret than other healers for gear if you exclude rings, neck and trinkets, it's super easy to gear one.To add, your preraid is gear is strong and some of it you only have to buy/craft.
>>507154423>silkAnywhere there's large amounts of humanoids in the 30-40 range. Alterac is pretty good for this, there's ogres in the center and syndicate mobs to the northeast. If you can find easy groups then repeated runs of SM:Lib is also good (especially if you want to grind for Hypnotic Blade).>specAffliction draintanking is usually the go-to leveling spec for vanilla since you require next to no downtime between pulls (health is mana and you drain life to self-sustain on mobs) and voidwalker aggro is unreliable. I haven't tried leveling as demo since the class changes hit though so maybe it's better here. For raids any spec is demo is good (demo might also be good now but the game literally updated today so no one's figured out for sure yet).
>>507150691>>507150730I ended up changing my mind, since I just couldn't decide on a Shaman talent tree to save my life.I think I'll probably go Orc Rogue:https://talents.turtle-wow.org/rogue?points=CoaAKAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAoYYDJCYBKQoBAA%3DOr Troll Priest:https://talents.turtle-wow.org/priest?points=DoACAbaAZIAoAACoFCABAoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA%3DI really like playing a Tauren, who are arguably the biggest and most imposing race, and then having a really cutesy name... but oh well.
>>507106239why is your game so wide
Get over itTurtle lostMoP wonPearl won
>>507156025sexo gremlin...
>>507156584Back off, she's mine
>>507156089he's American
>oh geez, I thought 'surely they just forgot to change the description' but I just tested it and yep sure enough Greater doesn't boost it while normal doeswhy can't turdle ever patch anything right
feels good
>>507156025Go ele shaman we can be shamans togethert. Burub/Rokkor
Could someone post a link to the recent patch notes
>>507156727sexo anon...
>group with orc for Hinterlands trinket quest>loldudeweed name>asspulls mobs we dont need for quest constantly>ass pulls 3 elites and kills us>"dam"Why are orcniggers like this.
>>507156493pearl is team turtle now
based orcGOD dabbing on the transfolx
Duuuuuude check out this sweet ink I gotLike broseph these tats are the bomb
>warmane onyxia>filled with bugs, shitty aggro range>filled with low iq third worlders that dont speak english>everyone cheesed bg bug at launch which gave everyone r14 and infinite honor>population dead as fuck, heroics are barely ran>they added cross realm bgs with blackrock tbc version where everyone can make an instant 70 character with full pvp bis that then destroy the onyxia players because their gear is worseanyone else play on onyxia? how are you liking itim loving it so far, its very "kino"? is that the word kids use nowadays? anyway
>>507163145Ladies (male) feast your eyes
>>507163384I'm glad Warmane exists to filter the absolute dregs of this hobby
>>507163516negro elf power
>>507164208cute
>>507163145>>507163516wtf i'm not gay but this looks nice..
>>507164519I used to be black and white but it looked silly with the tribal paint shirt. Luckily I had some turdle coins lying around from levelling S&S way back. Now I am fully BLACKED
>>507164208>Elf>PowerChoose one
>>507164208i want to touch this elf.. in various kinds of ways..
>>507142186>turn on warmodeDon't do that, you are never going to be able to level with it because every fucking 60 nigger will treat it as his duty to wipe his feet on you and that is on top of having to compete for item spawns, mobs and nodes with a billion fucking reds.
>>507164875bee nice>>507165210won't happen !!!!!
>>507163516>>507163145Free use (faggot)
Hehehehe....
>>507166947>Free useAckshually there's a 15 gold windfury tax for every mdps in my group every raid>(faggot)True!
>>507167354Yeah because the fmc mdps are trans women.
>>507167610Trans women, cis men. My tax doesn't discriminate. Everyone pays their equal share
>>507167610>Yeah because the fmc mdps are trans women.If only
Sometimes i wonder how my life would be if i was born a true fag
what professions should I take turtle sisters
>>507169158poledancing/fellatio
>>507169158>high on antisocialenchanting, jewelcrafting (you will still have to socialize for certain enchants or go through the pain of getting them)>pve/pvp minmaxengineering always>passive saveupsalchemy, blacksmith (if you're melee dps, may not apply for rogues since last patch)>moneymaking professionsno idea, fishing is the easiest and laziest but it's a secondary one
>>507169158Fishing. Eels and Blackmouths are always in demand and the only thing you need to invest is time. Since they killed spellpower scaling of shadow and frost oils, grave moss is going to tank, but you can still farm ghost mushrooms I guess. But herbalism in general is chicked 24/7 with every gromsblood/black lotus spawn being camped by bots, so don't bother with that. Enchanting is good only for disenchant value, you are never getting any money with the high end enchants because the server is old and everyone has those enchants but you, so you will be forever on the backfoot.
>>507169861and farming with survival isn't bad for making money. It can be way better than fishing according to the local berry farmer.
>>507170169sshhhh...
>>507170225I'm stealing the berries...
>>507170278GET FUCK OFF MY BERRIES!!
>>507169861>no skinning and herbalismdid i brick my character?i thought those would be BiS on a druid because of travel form
>>507170528You can unlearn profs, my man.
>>507124775turtle isn't just not fresh, it's stale and rotten as all heck. the servers been active for 17 months 36 days 18 weeks and 19 months.
>>507167610>transNo.
>>507170373>>507170528I forgot about skinning, i think it goes into passive incomes, herbalism and mining require more effort but they work in a similar fashion, these can be good if you have good farms in mind but cosmetic otherwise. I'm no expert so takes this with a grain of salt and i hope other anons answer to my posts with anger and autism
>>507170630i was just exaggerating, but are those really shit tier profs?i made some decent(for my level) money selling grave moss.also i took skinning mainly to stack all the leather i gather while leveling and change it to leatherworking later but i might grow too attached and won't want to replace it once i max it.
The new mop server.
>>507171305Skinning is a shit tier prof, leathers go for vendor value on ah, unless you want to do something like farm rugged leather for rugged armor kits and then turn them in for darkmoon tickets, skinning is basically useless. Grave moss is good, but it's not going to be good for much longer. Leatherworking is a joke, jewelcrafting is where all the money is and it will always remain relevant because of the ring and amulet enchants it provides, even more so if you go gemology and produce highest tier enhancements, they will always be in demand.
>>507171504>Leatherworking is a jokeis there no worthwhile gear in there at all?
>>507171709There is, but no one wants it anymore because it sucks compared to what you can get in the custom content that is easy to run and you can pug your way to Naxx if you are determined enough. No one is going to fucking bother with Hide of the Wild on this server. Your only recourse is devilsaur as a tribal leatherworker because the server just got a lot of fresh 60's, but even that is more of a gamble than an actual solid source of income, because many of those fresh 60's just have guilds that will carry them through ZG/Kara 10.
Wtf? Why?
so do i just solo manastorm until max level?
F R E S H when
>>507175909Anon freshie already launched
will ascensions CoA and "Classic+" ever fully launch freely?isn't CoA on alpha for years already?
We're so freaking back turtie sisters...
>learn moonglade teleport>go to moonlgade>full of horde scum>make sure to /spit on each and every single one of themall in a day's work
>>507179994You sure showed those big, strong, masculine...
>>507176759they already delayed wrath launch again and said that CoA and Bronzebeard will release in march.Also some people got fucked over and they have to buy bronzebeard closed beta
>>507180587Maybe their characters are like that, but the players themselves have got to be the whiniest bitches in existence. I've killed a dozen in at-level pvp while leveling and every single one of them sent angry whispers in their esl-speak.
What's the go to turtle build for affliction locks?
Should I hold onto cloth at all on Turtie or just vendor?
>>507186004Don't vendor, it sells fine past wool. Jewelcrafters need it for the gritted paper.
What is she doing over there?
>>507185837stay away from the voodoo
how the fuck do i stop server hopping every single day
>>507187038getting her PHAT PANDAREN PUSSY non-conned by CARROTS
>>507189312by not being a frogposting giganiggerretard
>>507191390i can't
Bronzebeard is fun.
That's a lot of cats.
>>507196187I can't believe all female druids in FMC have secret alts in tauri to meet Mr. Woggie...
>>507197164those are all sylma's altshas to multibox to keep woggie happy
>>507195670yeah wish it wasn't paywalled and i could play
>played on ascension a while back>put a good amount of time into it>could probably buy bronzebeard access with gold>log into my characters>all are flat broke because i forgot i splurged on golden ability ticketsthe jews won
>>507197164My worgen is canonically incel creep virgin.
>>507197551How the fuck do you die so much? Warmode enjoyer?
>>507204312I think that's the deaf guy.
>>507204312I skip to higer level zones when I get bored of the current ones
>>507205179I salute your guts, but you are clearly insane.
>>507205179>nelf likes getting raped by big monsterschecks out
>>507205920I accept hp pot donations and 5 key replacements
>>507205179Cute elf
it actually went down to 55 but regen instantly started>>507206040no
i should have got her a christmas present...
>>507202348kind of hot
This spanish bro said I have a nice tmog
>>507213241each tank and dps is assigned one healslut
Is there any horde RP at all on turtle? There's a ton on the alliance side of things but I can't find anything for horde characters.
Give me some funny, neat or nice ideas for a femtauren trp
>>507218610she loves big human cock
>>507218610grass dealer
>>507218610femtauren shamanfastest totem delivery service this side of kalimdor
>>507218610I was thinking of making mine a peacebloom addict, just in a constant blissful dumb state of mind
Downed a bottle of chianti. Feeling nice and mellow rn
>>507219961I'll drink to that!
>>507220859human cock slut
>>507220859built for BHC
>>507219961full moon ...
>>507222391Company!
I love this place so muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=basedbwtI1edE
link broken hm... it's moon temple ost anyways
>>507220859>>507220969>>507221641
>>507212203is tauriwow fun
Is there anyone online who could maybe possibly invite me to the Turtie guild if it's not too much trouble sorry...
>>507226997give a nick
>>507226416Yeah it's okay. Comfy server really, everything progressed so there is no need to hurry. Maybe we'll get WoD pre patch next spring.
>>507227080Animeprncess
>>507227514sex with this lil animey
Time to sleep for real.
>>507228867The pillow is on the other side.
>>507228867Sleep tight Mr. Wolf
How's the moppy guild doing?
>>5072321194 online... discord deleted...
moppy sisters what went so wrong?
>>507232168Can you post proof?
>>507232638no...
I'm logging in...
It doesn't look that bad if people are still active and half the characters aren't alt
>>507232119general consensus is to let it die and maybe reform a guild when MSV has begun being farmed on the server there's no one to RL and no one trusts schizokino with a wet match
Is there R14 on Turtle
>>507236742yes, there is also no rank decay so you no longer need to poopsock for 2 months straight and can take a break inbetween
>>507236742Yes, if you don't PVP your rank progress will slowly decrease but you can't derank, anyone can eventually get it.
Is there any ERP in FMC
>>507239634yes whisper fuutank
>>507239634/w Burok
>>507239634/w skoll
>>507239634They don't call it the Forced Mating Corporation for no reason
>>507239634some ERP but keep it to themselves
>>507239634yes but the landlady gets mad if you talk about it on /g
>>507243653>broadcast that you are erping in guild chat>make notes about erping in guild notes>constantly flirting in emotes while in a dungeon even with randomsreally keep it to themselves
my friend keeps begging me to play on turtle, but i don't want to fund shenna's second vacation home or fund the goldselling mafia's second rl human trafficking bunker. he's a good friend though, how do i get him to stop seething at me?
>>507245803You don't sound like the guy that has friends
>>507244741>broadcast that you are erping in guild chatI've said that erp did happen but never "broadcasted", it's honestly hard to care when getting called a slut 30 times a day even when I wasn't erping in any shape or form>make notes about erping in guild notesIf I make a guild note it gets replaced with some knot or slut variation, anyone can change them>constantly flirting in emotes while in a dungeon even with randomsMost emotes are sfw but I won't excuse the say chat
Not my fault that Blizzard put /kiss and /flirt in the game
>>507244741>really keep it to themselvesYeah. I've never read any ERP in guild chat or otherwise. If anyone ever did that it'd get screenshotted and posted here.
>>507246916Doesn't /kiss make you blow a kiss? Wow, real hardcore.
>>507244741none of this happens
>>507247073If you do it below a mistletoe it counts as real one and you get a debuff
>>507247073You could even /slap someone if you're into that real kinky kinda stuff
I cum inside Sylma's pussy (cat form) every single day
>>507247301>Wolf paws wrote this post
>>507244741Man, your seething is fucking hilarious, you're like a spurned woman. Get good at writing and you won't get passed over in favor of someone else.
>>507247416She purrs the entire time she's tied.
sylma is pure
>>507246373>>507246917>>507247167>>507247837>make fun of erpers>erpers come outevery timeback to moppy to knot elves for me
>>507249064Cope.
>>507249064it's not coming out if it's already been said that some do erp, or is it?
I want to erp but I am afraid that I will suck at it and disappoint whoever I do it with...
>>507249526If you have that much self awareness, you're probably already better than most.
>>507249526It is what it is.
Stop replying to bait just let people seethe about FMC
but I like responding to bait and shit posts
FMC is the largest and greatest /wpsg/ guild ever to exist
it's true, FMC has cleared the Marsh Windsor escort dozens of times. No other guild can claim the same.
You fags like to suck your own dick.
>>507252137i can just fit the tip in and no more
>>507252137I wish I could
I wanted to try out moppy but leveling is too uninteresting
i find it very unfair that the world basically revolves around people with jobs. how can we change the world to be more fair and equitable to us NEETGODS?
>>507253128You were supposed to listen to the correct funny manlet with a weird mustache.
>no frens on turtle yetFeels lonely man
>>507252934wdym uninteresting? With x3 rate you can get 90 in few days. IMO end content in Pandaria is uninteresting. That's why i am making twinks there rn. Just to ejoy low level content with quests in various zones and doing random dungeons.
>>507249064>make up shit>people who know it's untrue say soPost screenshots of all the ERP going on in guild chat.
Ok. Now I will check the back of tmogs as well.
>>507254476>wdym uninteresting? With x3 rate you can get 90 in few daysanon said the leveling is uninterestinggetting to max in 3 days doesn't interest him
>>507253128>the world basically revolves around people with jobsIt doesn't. No one that runs the world we live in works an actual job that requires any kind of labor, they collect their deposits and they hire people to do their work for them with that money. You are no different from a wagie that works 8 to 8 when it comes to impact at large and ability to influence economics or politics.
>>507254672You can .xp 1 or 0.5 there
>>507254476>>507254850NTA but leveling in Cata zones sucks harder than your mom and the bottlenecks in TBC and WotLK zones are shit.
>>507256317I dunno why people fellate MoP so much, half the fucking classes are unplayable in general PvP and any sort of balance only seems to exist in rmp arena setups.
will /wpsg/ ever escape the shadow of pearl?
>>507232119We have almost 10 players at max level, and will be figuring out raid scheduling soon.I refuse to raid if we pug. I will sit out if there is no room for my fellow anons. We will die doing comfy Moppy content.
>>507256317it's been 14 years it's time to admit the cata zones are a direct improvement over vanilla even if they aren't the same as they were when you were an adolescent
>>507257442they're dogshit
>>507257442they're horrible to navigatei like the idea, the visuals are fantastic and fun especially after playing vanilla foreverbut they just suck to play in
>>507257442this but completely veiled in sarcasm
I joined FMC and they made me watch sissy hypno involving wolves and worgen before they let me do any content with them... what's up with that?
>>507257442Lord no, some are passable in quality but there's way too much IMpassable terrain that it feels claustrophobic at points, they made the Barrens feel small evenBut the worst crime was the new quest design of 'Quest at camp A until you get breadcrumbs for camp B to then complete and get breadcrumbs for camp C.'On one hand it was nice to weave a bit more of a focused story into each zone but the sub-par writing didn't really accomplish that for many zones but the linear quest hub system was such a travesty for replaying Actually try levelling alts on x1 rates through Catazoth, it's depressingly bad
>>507258695I feel this. Sometimes I get annoyed about how 'all over the place' vanilla questing can be. Then I remember the streamlined alternative and said annoyance goes away. Granted it's not all bad, some zones have a real nice progression to them (looking at you Fiona's caravan).A little bit of both would have been perfect. Have some zones be more open ended, with others having a more linear, zone-wide story to tell.
>>507258440>Guild venerated animalsWoggies, wolves, spiders, snakesIt's only the beginning.
>>507257442lol no.not only it completely destroyed the open world by making it completely meaningless with how gimped all the mobs are compared to you, but they also took a huge dumb on the worldbuilding with le quirky meme storylines and quests.
>>507263718> but they also took a huge dumb*dump
Up to 18 (+1) signups for Molten Core...The dream... *Coughs up blood* so close...
>>507257197>I refuse to raid if we pug>he would rather kill the guild or run raids twice that pug 2 people once all 20+ members are 90
Finally ready to really play the game
>>507265907built for wolves
>>507265907Yeah she takes knots
why does my wolf pet have large cat scratches over him?
>>507266825he fucks feral druids
>>507265907cute.would lick sweaty abs after a hard day of questing.
>>507266930me too
>>507265907any chances to get an item qrd so i can cop that look?
>>507268565I hate how the only mogs you can reliably mix and match are the low poly vanilla ones. TBC and onwards everything is made to be part of a full set and is a different tint so you end up looking like a clown
>>507268565Turtle just has the set on the Darnassus quartermaster, the belt is called 'garneg's war belt'
>No Draenei in turtlelmfao shit gameWhy do classicfags all hate Draenei
>>507023190how do I turn off warmode? I'm lvl 60 and /pvp doesn't do anything. I can't do any of the christmas event because any time I go there I get jumped by multiple horde.
draenei and vulpera and demon hunters and death knights should be part of turtle!
>>507272653Uh, why are you forgetting pandas dude? wtf man?
>>507270057Go back to the glyph vendor
>>507272653This but just Draenei
On Turtle at lvl 20ish I looked for a leveling guild for a week and couldn't find one, so I started my own. in the month it took me to get lvl 60 my guild went up to 350 members, whenever I'd log on there would be 20ish people on.I didn't play for 2 weeks and when I logged on I was the only guild member on.Did the rest of the guild stop playing because irl holidays or am I just running a dead guild? Did they stop playing because I stopped?There are 10 lvl 60's but they haven't been on in a few days. What should I do with the guild? <Rising Star>
>>507276308I guess you can try to reinvigorate it? Either that or hand it off to someone you know and trust if you're not interested
>>507254294we're all frens in fmc anon :)
>>507277187Joined FMC and unironically nobody has been a raging cunt so far. Pretty chill people.
>>507277324when the tranny isn't online it's okay
>>507277419>the trannylike there's only one
>>507045585>pay for this>pay for that>become vip and get all these benefits!Tired of seeing that faggot ass pay to win bloat server
>>507277483the noticeable one
>>507277419Who are u referencing.
the same person walks up to me and pets me in gilneas yesterday, then saves me also in gilneas, then shows up in badlands to save me?? am I a targeted individual
>>507269034They're a complete and total retcon and all of the reasons for the playable draenei to exist are flimsy at best.Not to mention people didn't really subscribe to world of warcraft for space aliens
>>507277543lmao no they're all attentionwhores
>>507277654sylma
>>507278464Unironically never had a problem with him.
I love WoW so fucking much
i like to raid naked with the heating turned up to max
>>507278680sylma by himself isnt a problem but the way some faggots in the guild fawn over him is gay as fuck
for the alliance!!!!
>>507265907I lvl'd 2 wars, 1 on alliance and 1 on hordemy alliance one was nelf that armor set is literally fucking CHEATING lol it's like the moment you hit 20 you have a full kit stacked on stam and AP with high armoron horde you're in peasant fucking clothes with shit stats no equivalent except the org helm and thats 1 piece
>>507280672most of that is just wanting a tank or healer for something
>>507280672a lot of it is joking obviously, retardnow bring back SYLLLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA posting
>>507280839While the armor and the weapon from the night elf rep are nice, Horde gets a fat lvl 45 2h mace from tauren rep which is something nice to tide you over 'till ice barbed spear or other high level 2-handers.
>>507281637by then lvling is easy as war though and there's so many different wep drops and options by 45war feels like absolute shit at low lvls so having a full kit that early on is way better than a sub par weapon that late in the game
>>507280672she's a cool druid who doesn't afraid of anything
"i like to raid naked with the heating turned up to max"
>>507281637How easy is it to get Ice Barbed Spear now on turtle? I hear they changed that quest to it's old version so you now need to kill a boss inside of AV instead of just winning a game. I typically stay far away from BGs so I have little idea of what goes on in there.
>>507281637>fat lvl 45 2h mace>all spiritlmao
>>50728316910 IQ take, weapon damage and speed are what primarily matter at that level and just getting your weapon from a vendor beats some raggedy greens with 2 stam and 5 armor penetration on them
>>507283314smoothbrain noshoes doesn't know shit, shocker
>>507283473Let me know how much the shoes matter when your skull is caved in by my totem
draenei hardly has any sci-fi elements to them and calling them blue space goats is as dumb as calling orcs green space men
>>507283946>hardly has any sci-fi elements to themthey literally fly a space ship, which is way less fantasy friendly than a portal
>>507283946Their home is a part of a fallen spaceship, they are space nomads who travelled in space in a spaceship using crystal space magic in space. They're at least a little sci-fi after retconI wouldn't mind draenei but I'd want revamped forgotten models or something, there's enough pretty races for those that want that.If we ever do get new races it'll probably be worgen and ogres given their animations are already pretty thorough, but honestly I think the Turtle team is happy just releasing new illusions instead of races proper
>>507284315their "space ship" essentially is just a massive portal
>>507283314>greens at 45 as allianceeven if you had badluck you'd still have fucking bonebiter or whirlwind axe, retard
>>507286415>ESL reading comprehensionWeapons outshine armor any day, and this one had higher top-end damage than executioner's axe
>>507287062Keep coping even though you're wrong and retarded about what we discussed, lilbro
>>507280994acting gay isnt a joke its just gay
>>507288060how is it gay to like thicc night elf babes?
>>507288676tranny irl
>>507289483hope your incessant nonstop seething causes you to /gquit one day you insufferable faggotnobody in the guild gives a fuck about "muh trannies/gays/faggots/furries" or whatever buzzword your schizobrain comes up witheveryone is just having fun, questing, doing dungeons and raiding except you being an election tourist who desperately tries to fit instfu and play the game nigger
>>507289859lmao ok trannychaser
>>507289859>>507289982samefag
>>507289483>caring about IRLlook thicc night elf babes > anything
night elves are hotter than blood elves
>>507290695Both are made for worgen
>>507288676>>507290383Not that anon but it definitely has crossed into the territory of being gay.If you look at your male buddy's female character and think "oh, that character is hot" then yeah it's not gay.But when you're flirting with your male buddy because he plays a hot female character, yes, that's gay because you're flirting with another man ultimately.
>>507290695agreed
Orc women > everything else
>>507290885the better question is why are you looking outside the game? faggotwhen I see sylma in game I just see a thicc night elf i aint thinking about the real world im thinking about WORLD OF WARCRAFt when i play world of warcraft
>>507290930BASEDWe need more orc women itt using the fat mod.
>>507290695wrong
>>507291026Then according to your standard you'd have no problem flirting with a 12 year old boy in World of Warcraft if the little boy happened to be playing a hot elf.But to the rest of real world that's not just homosexuality, that's also pedophilia.
>>507290885Is it gay to read written porn made by a man? If no, it's not gay to flirt with your buddy's character cause you're not flirting with him, you're flirting with him writing how his toon would flirt back
>>507291584Yes, it would be gay to write porn with a man where the other man pretends to be a woman and you pretend to be whatever is fucking that woman.Which is essentially what ERP is.
>itt niggers that can't separate fiction from reality trying to call others gaygo practice imagining an apple in your head you npcall that seething about troons and pedos gives you mad dr. pizza vibes
You're typing sexual things to another man, who then reads them, gets horny, and writes other sexual things to you until you make that other man cum.That's gay.
You've been deluded by fantasy.The hot elf does not exist.The reality is you've been having computer sex with a man.Gay.
fantasy vs reality
ITT.
>>507292653>>507292959both are correct really.
>>507292653>>507292959>>507293084The easiest solution to all of this would be to just play the video game as a video game and not a sex simulator for lonely men
just found out erp is gay :/
ITT
>>507293265Or do it privately and stop shitting the threads with their bullshit.
Why do I hear purring and panting....?
>>507293809Why would I play an MMO privately?
>>507294160You're not playing an MMO, you're announcing in the thread how you're masturbating with other men online.
more people arguing in this thread than playing wow, you gotta stop posting and grind to 60 for the big fmc raid on the 28th
she doesn't actually erp in cat form right?
>>507294756I am?
>>507293635me with the tail
>>507277975>Not to mention people didn't really subscribe to world of warcraft for space aliensI did
>>507295116Sis...
>>507295116>>507295324This will not go unnoticed by FMC.
>>507295738I have friends in high places
>>507295116my wife on the leftplease dont hurt her
>>507296046
>>507296249you are a horrible cow
>>507291581bro what the fuck is wrong with you? no one talked about flirting with anyone lol
>>507296374I am the greatest
>>507295116>>507295909>>507296249>>507296660holy mamathis should have been the femtauren default bodywhat were the devs thinking?>make cow race>give the females the flattest ass and smallest tiddies in the gamefucking retards
>>507296814anon not everything has to be sex
>>507297218everything MUST BE SEXO!!!!>getting the mail?SEXO>reading the paper?SEXO>having dinner?SEXO!!!!!
>>507297218counterpoint: tauren should be constantly dripping with milk
doe
>favorite part of ambient music comes on while out in the world>turn my speakers sky high to listen to it>mom walks in to tell me something>a warlock randomly dead stops on top of me and his succubus slaps her ass during her idle animation>her moan and ass slap sound blares through my house>my mom gives me a funny look then closes the door and leavesman wtf
>>507296629>no one talked about flirting with anyone lol>ctrl+f "flirt">11 resultsSounds like you didn't read the thread
No one knows that i'm a spider irl
>>507298302play the game muted
>>507299984how i know when rogue sneak up on me then?
>>507300123if a rogue is that close sound wont help you
>>507298302i wish i could turn off music for specific zones. i'm tired of the stormwind song but i still want to hear music in all the other zones. also real niggas always have ambient turned up to max
Gilneas before bed
>>507300792based BBT (big beautiful tauren)
>>507299984
Need your help guys.Which race/class combo should I pick for the comfiest lvling experience just walking around killing boars, reading quests and taking screenshots at my own pace?The server is Turtle.
>>507303985Dwarf hunter
>>507303985dwarf female warrior in slut plate and always keep giant elixirs on you
I wasn't strong enough to tank the last third so the elf made me stand behind him and I was really sad about it and there was no good loot and my fur is soaked and my hooves hurtI miss Mulgore
>>507277975They're not a retcon, they're an expansion of the existing lore. I hate it that you retards use terms without understanding their meaning. It would have been a retcon if they erased the other draenei and acted like only the non broken ones ever existed.>people didn't really subscribe to world of warcraft for space aliensThe plot of Warcraft is literally space aliens invading and demons are also aliens from outer space that destroyed countless planets. Fuck off.
It's not like the turtle devs would have to stick 100% to the og draenei lore if they were to add them
>>507306786I'd rather they didn't add any more playable races period.
>>507303985Hunter for sure. There's a reason why the class had such a bad rap on vanilla retail. You could go 1-60 as a hunter without ever partying up with another player to complete any objective. It resulted in a lot of hunter players being moronic pricks that didn't care for party or social dynamics and causing problems every time they were a part of a group. A good hunter is worth his weight in gold though.
blizzard if they were awesome
>>507308897I threw my hands in excitement while reading this post (I've never done that before)thank you
>>507308897>>507309567Y'lor planed this, btw!
>>507312949I did nawt.
>>507309567thank you, drawing in paint is oddly fun for me
>>507313532oh my word another one
who do i /w at mistblade 3?
turtle or mb3? :3
>>507315558just /who -g"Touch Fluffy Tail"
>>507313636feel free to give me a tip for the picasso tier art
>>507316226I sent you two potions instead.
>>507315801turtie
>>507317169how loud does that ass clap?
>>507317234your addiction to erotic films have rotted your mind
>>507317672
>>507317234extremely loudly for orcs only
>rolling the 5th female night elf in the span of a week>doing the nightelf starting zone for like the 7th time in the same span of timei wish i didn't have autism
>>507317234I couldn't tell you, no one has
>>507319870i though webms didnt have sound but i can clearly hear the "BOIOING" soundeffect
>>507319984You may be insane anon, all i hear is "peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" from this webm
>>507306786faggots who play female draenei are so fucking annoying, fuck off
Ya'll still fuckin with them private servers?
>>507320827female draenei are the greatest thing blizzard has ever created
what's this?it doesn't seems to be mentioned anywhere in the spellbook
>>507321240Did you check passives?
>>507321240It's from superwow displaying hidden auras by default
>>507321014>retoilet>classic eras dead>F R E S H is classiclite>SOD LOL>HC *crickets*Yeah.
>>507321046t. ranny
>>507321014Yea bro I'm on Shei Loon's
. . .
>>507325278Cute elf. And I mean you.
>>507323353you forgot to mention the bots
>>507325278>he's probably thinking about human women..>I should get frosted tips
>>507325738there are 3 elves in the picture
>>507325981The skimpy orc lover.
>>507326130there are 3 elves in the picture
>>507325738Th-thank you...
>>507326545post some skimpy bikini AI
Doing Uldaman with a gnome and a nelf from *the guild*, they're nice, but the third world pugs we brought along (not pictured) are being a menace. Currently at Galgann Firehammer and the dungeon difficulty has gone up big time. Pray for us.captcha: W0RGNX
>>507326890Why is the booba on that undead lady so big?
>>507327312fat grafts
>>507327312I think it happened with the latest class changes update on Turtle, they buffed boob size of disc priests in general..
>>507326645Closest I have is pic related I'll generate some later~
>>507327312implants
>>507327808well at least you finally figured out how to make beer have foam instead of steam>garbled patreon logo/signature
>>507328127that's thick cum slop, anon.
>>507328127>garbled patreon logo/signatureGets me every time too.
I want to play as moonkin on turtlewow.
>>507328127Maybe some Gobbo just scratched something into the wood.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZi5nKEYeJw
>>507327808 need some ass
another day without freshie le sigh
>>507324308yeah I am but I don't see how that's relevant to this conversation
>Hey man can you help me with quest??To the ignore list you go animal
>>507331239>running through hinterlands>"can you help me with jintha quests?"no i don't have an hour to carry you
>>507331239>running through westfall>see another player running past meFuck this guy, I'm so angry, fuck this dude.
>>507331780Based. If I could kill my own faction, I would.
>running past some guy in westfall>he starts screaming at me that he hates meWhat did I do bros?
>>507333397You existed without his consent.
Can I get an invite to the FMC Discord?
>>507333765join the guild
>>507335086Who can satisfy her?
>>507335181ragnaroses giant molten cock
ragnaroses are red
>>507327312"Yes they're real, they're not mine but they're real."
>>507335813this deplorable joke needs to be removed
>>507328656Is that so?
>>507336131why are you such a slut whore?
Despite having 2 pieces of Zul'gurub class set I don't have 2 set bonus... Nice game turtle trannies!I'm missing 22(!) Heal power. Horrible.
>>507336489>he doesn't know
>Firefin Snapper School>Firefin Snapper School>Firefin Snapper School>Firefin Snapper School
>>507336489Is it mog'd? It doesn't show if it's mog'd
Turtiesisters what do I need to make Tents? There are no Tents at the Crossroads...
>>507336131 more
>>507337519https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=706
>>507337519put sharpie in pooper
>>507337519just grabbed a loch modan tent
i hope turdle gets rid of the tent exploit i mean gaming in their upcoming freshie
>>507336402What happens if I tell you? Are you going to fuck me?>>507337609Behave yourself, anon...
please keep your genslop to the other thread you frequent
>>507338129 Would best in combat and pin her down with my orc.
please keep your genslop in this thread that you frequent
>>507338293But they're asking me... I'm practically innocent.
>>507337519Try outside Org
>>507338129i would tear your ass apart and leave it bleeding
>>507335960I purposely say "hey guys" or begin a sentence with guys when addressing a group just to piss off troons
>>507338394Oh no~ yet another orc wants to plap me into the ground~>>507339006Someone's got violent fantasies...
Any mail user wants a bunch of free 13-17 melee gear?
>>507337519sex...
>>5073361312 skinny shes fatter in-game cause of the thicc mod
>>507339379 We will find out if she can bare orc children. More ass.
>bare
>>507339594not really, even with the mod helves are twigs with big flappy flipper feet
>>507338129Horde seedbed
i don't mind the ai stuff but you should probably take the erp proposition posts elsewhere because it's just going to cause drama
>>507337631>Total Cost: 1g 45s 65cIt's so freaking over...
>>507340693You could get that much by getting 5 hops in westfall and selling it on ah right now.
>>507340801I don't think Hops would sell for that much on the Horde AH...
>>507339594Don't use those mods any longer. They remove my long ears when I wear a helmet. long elf ears>big ass.>>507339781Are you going to help me try it out? I think I posted enough lewd stuff don't want to be banned. Maybe ask me on /heals/ when I'm there.>>507340594For the Alliance
>>507341137They'd sell for that much on either faction ah, they cost a fortune now because of the christmas event. Same goes for small eggs.
>>507341158 bet
>>507341158>for the AllianceBASED
>>507338129She was built for Tauren...
red riding hood if she was into 3 monsters (DRINKS) and 2 coffees
>>507341242What is this supposed Christmas Event...? I know Eggs for Cookies, but what are Hops for?
>>507342148Beer quest to get a furbolg costume.
>>507342148Hops are for a furbolg illusion quest. You exchange 5x of them for thunderbrew lager keg in Westfall from a dwarf and then bring that keg to the event place and turn it in. I dunno if the dwarf is horde friendly. I read that there's a horde alternative in Swamp of Sorrows somewhere, but I don't play noshoes.
>>507340693Surely a vaunted member of FMC will help this traveller out?
>>507342450I can help her out if she helps me out in return if you know what I mean.
>>507342450There was already plenty of help given. You teach people how to make money instead of giving them handouts.
>>507342798Wrong!
>want the tribal tatoo chest from winterveil>keep getting shit thats already avaliable from vendors and other questswho had the bright fucking idea to make holiday items gachashit?
>>507343115You now remember the Turtle Easter lootbox fiasco
>>507343115You don't need luck if you have nice friends
>>507343615Giving shenna money is an excellent way to lose my friendship.
I remember someone saying something or another related to cloth/leather for fashion tokens. What types of cloth/leather should I keep to sell on the AH rather than sell to the vendor? (On TWoW)
>>507345674The most sought after item is the small leather collars that drop from various low level felines, because the cheapest and most efficient way to get fashion tokens is to turn in items at the level 10-19 level range. Every handful of levels the items required for it change and as you grow in levels it gets more and more expensive to get those tokens.
>>507345674Wool coth for the fashion coins
>>507345674>>507346319Damn really? Ignore my reply anon>>507346325
>>507346492You can look them up here.https://database.turtle-wow.org/?npc=51292#startsNote the difference between the lowest level and the highest level resource requirements. So if you want a lot of fashion tokens, best to start early.
>>507345674Regardless of fashion coins, wool and mageweave sell for the best. Silk is basically worthless.The fashion coin quest requirement changes every 10 levels I think? Starts as bolt of linen from 10-20 then wool etc.Though I imagine less people are buying them on high level characters given we all just got hundreds of fashion coins just for logging in You could download Aux and scan all the leather cloth so you have an idea of what to vendor if you like
>>507346740Damn I should've looked into that earlier gonna be annoying to get a bunch later on. Thanks anon!
>>507347241If you had started playing a couple weeks earlier you could have had 100+ tokens for free, lel. But this is fortunate in some way since most people now have a ton of them, material prices have kind of tanked.
>>507345584i had a duplicate and asked a GM to delete one to send it to a friend and they actually did it
>>507346740I see, this is useful... I figured I would just grind to level combined with Rested XP, to make Gold off mob drops and such - so this is useful to help me decide on where/what mobs to grind...
anyone actually ever plug up for raids? what one do you use?also what spec is good for warlocks in turtle? is it still ds/ruin shadowbolt spam for raids?
I love killing aoe mages
>>507341158be gonewe dont like skinny hoes here
>>507349785https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgtv8PWdeIQ
Moppy Fresh
*Sighs wistfully* I wish Elf girls liked Tauren...
>>507338129Have you considered that whenever you guys wipe, the mobs and/or boss which killed you will have their way with your helpless elf, raping and claiming you against your will?
>>507350224Zuluhed won.
>>507350450All elf girls get bvlled
>>507350450looks like sylma loves them
>>507349645Fag
>>507350858syllllMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>507350224pearl could have saved mb3
>>507350858Her name is and will always be Pearl.
>>507348721yes, hush 2 largest sizewarlock can do a little more now that debuff slots are raised and raids can be smaller but i think ds/ruin is highest dps still
Can't believe I'm unironically playing with caged and plugged gay people, trannies, furries, erpers, dog fuckers and other sick people.
>>507353737Then don't?
and worst of all; frogposters
>>507353737They don't call it gayming for nothing
>>507353737this is why you never join a 4chan guild
>>507353737Dumb frogposter.
>>507353737i'm all of these
I may be new in town, but can't you call me something else?
>>507353737I am all of those things
>>507354473
>>507354473Proof?
>>507354914I'm Pearl
>>507354914I'm socialising with family right now so I can't post my plug or any other proof
>>507353737You forgot diapers
>>507353737It's a fine medley
pearlgasm
Pulling single mobs just to piss this guy off
i got kicked from the 'cord, can anyone please share the plug pics?
>>507353737i found out theres 3 unironic real women playing with fmc how disgusting
>>507356491Women don't play WoW silly
women (male)
>ESLs think they can threaten me
>>507356706my wife (male)
>>507356986>threatenI think he's trying to flirt.
>>507357127no no, this is how yurops flirt>MI SCUZI YOU WANT BONGA BONGA IN MY TWINGO??
>>507356986Burok's massive musky tauren cock...
>>507357278I think he might be south American the way he speaks 90% in angry all-caps. He probably got hit by a mute though, hasn't said anything for a few minutes now.
>>507357407wait your turn like everyone else
>>507357278>oi m8. u wanna shag innit?Why can't they speak English?
>>507357489Wait my turn for what...?
any fmc erp recommendation? who is a good typer
>tank queues are complete dogshit 15-59 on turtle because every dumbfuck is playing warrior/paladin the one thing that makes me miss live servers holy fuck this sucks dick
I amA male Tauren
Why is Turtle still advertised and considered as an RP server? The vast majority of players don't give a fuck about it, and when I do find people to RP with, someone else will follow me and spam the chat and otherwise try to disrupt it.
>>507358136neat
>>507358158I think most RP is in closed groups
>>507358136I am a night elf mohawk
>>507350468Sometimes~ ugh the times I've wiped against these green trolls in lbrs with most of the trolls still alive or the times I was overwhelmed by those Worgen in Gilneas city. Once even with a full group of women.Then the times I tried to kill Tharil'zun only for him to beat me handily over and over again. I think it took me over 10 times to finally get him. I'd probably have a blackrock clan tattoo on my ass by now if the game would be of the adult kind and be highly pregnant by now.
>>507358158I was thinking about getting the roleplay addon and trying to engage but I never did it before so I'd probably be bad at it
>>507358158this has been my experience as wellgod I wish tel'abim didn't flounder, could've been the perfect filter
>>507359024>god I wish tel'abim didn't flounder, could've been the perfect filterInstead of having to deal with spammers, RP events would instead be flooded with PVP'ers on Tel'Abim.
>>507359762you misunderstand meI want all the powergaming memeniggers to leave for Tel'Abim, not the other way around
>>507360229>I want all the powergaming memeniggers to leave for Tel'Abim, not the other way aroundFair point
>>507357752Just read their trp
>>507353737I am all of those eight things, except seven of them
Time to SLEEP.
>>507360874*pat pat pat*
>>507360874You found the pillow this time, great work.
Also finally some news about legion on tauri! See you there!
>>507361150Why the fuck would I want to play legion? Mmm, I can't wait to farm artifact power and then spin my loot roulette so I can get that +3333 to all stats trinket for my bis raid setup! Oh and don't forget the legendaries that I must get so my character wouldn't be dogshit compared to those that have them!
>>507361150You wont!
>>507360874He needs his sheathe licked by 2 nelf whores
>>507361338As opposed to getting the same things in the same order, of course? Don't you have yet another whirlwind axe to go fetch classicbab
>>507362142I skipped my WW axe in favor of Bloodstone Warblade. Cope.
>>507361997I'd clean it out solo
>>507362238You will have this opportunity soon
>>507362232>admitting to the fact that getting different things is betterI sneeccept your chuckcession.
>>507362536You don't get "different things" in leejun. In addition to that I like it how you skim over the fact that the deciding factor whether your character will get to raid or not will depend completely on chance. If you don't get the right legendaries you don't get to fucking raid and legendaries are completely random. Fuck off. In vanilla you could replace valuable excellent drops with shittier but no less valuable drops, you don't get that luxury there.
>>507362808>You don't get "different things" in leejun.Literally, genuinely, did not bother reading the rest of your post after this retarded part. Don't deign to presume I didI accept your concession again
>frog poster
>>507363008I actually played legion when it was current, you know fuck all subhuman frogposter. You can jerk yourself off about your sneedsessions as much as you like, reality won't change that legion is dogshit. Enjoy your dead empty server.
I got really angry at the shaman over dungeon pants in guild chat I feel bad about it now, atleast I didn't shout it at him
>>507362238log into mb3 and clean mine and my pet's
>>507363306Me tooYou mad and retarded btw
Vanilla players are just shitters it's known factNo wonder they don't like legion lol, can't goon and erp mid raid there!
>>507363252what of it
>>507353737>tranny guild is full of... le trannies?!I bet you thought the "hnnnng worgens" shit was ironic too.
>>507363580ign? gimme a hint
Moppy Fresh.
>>507358158>Why is Turtle still advertised and considered as an RP server? The vast majority of players don't give a fuck about itSo like a retail roleplay server then.>and when I do find people to RP with, someone else will follow me and spam the chat and otherwise try to disrupt it./ignore but also I've seen GMs port people out and even ban for interrupting roleplaying events.
>>507366118I hit 90 and quit before the spics level. It was fun, call me again for MB4.
>>507363580please
>>507358158Turtle WoW is a RP-PVE server. This means some players will join for the RP part, some will join for the PVE part, and some will join for both elements.There have been "pure roleplay" servers in the past. They generally tend to get not more than 20 players on them at best, and that's because roleplay is extremely niche in the WoW private server community. The only other roleplay server to have similar numbers in terms of roleplayers is Epsilon WoW, but Epsilon isn't everyone's cup of tea.Ultimately you have around 250 roleplayers on Turtle Wow, with at least 100 on at any given time. You can easily find and make roleplay happen. If someone griefs it, it's easy as hell to ignore.
