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Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
come on, that was a real... what is it?
based Joseph Mother thread baker
Adventure.
>>507334050>*falls into hole*
>>507334050Worst fit in the verse, this kid needs some fashion lesson fr.
>>507333585
>>507334501
>>507334730The monster human has so much potential but "nooo monsters did not claim a singular human life" because monsters all have to harmless lovable parody creatures.
>>507334943is this that au where everyone is edgy
>>507334730The monsters didn't kill anyone in the war.
>>507334974>AIIIIIEEEEE why does this fairy tale game not have EPIC WARS with LORE
>>507335215Yes.Thankfully, Deltarune exists.
>>507335215Well it did have an epic war.It's just that the epic war ended in a horrible massacre instead of the Avengers coming in through the wormholes to save the day.
>>507334974Morally bizarre
>>507334974It was said that monsters did not claim a single human SOUL.It is possible that monsters defeated humans at various points, but every time, declined to take their SOUL for various reasons.
>>507335548That would be ridiculous.They would be idiots not to.
Fuck off Humanmonsterwarshit
>>507335676You say this, but we don't know everything about claiming a SOUL.At the very very least, we know that a SOUL can rebel against a holder it does not approve of if it is motivated strongly.We also know the SOUL retains some level of control in the shared body. Not absolute control, but it was Chara's will that wanted to reach out and smite their village while Asriel held them back.And you'd expect most humans would not want to share the body of their killer.
Asgore is eating hard-boiled eggs with salt. They're the eggs that appeared in his fridge. Not in a package, just like that.Although Kris visited today, he feels more pathetic than usual. Perhaps the joy from earlier that day made the bleakness of later look worse in comparison.He's torn between eating the shell fragments or using them as fertilizer for his plants, they are a good source of calcium after all. Asgore tries to grind them into something edible in his mouth, but it only feels like particularly pointy mush. In the end, he spits them out and puts the chewed-up remains in the soil before going to bed (Well, mattress.), a bland, slightly metallic taste in his mouth.His flowers deserve better.
>monsters never took a single human soul>somehow they knew that they could absorb humans souls and absorbing specifically seven would make you a god
>>507335548>>507335676In Waterfall there’s a horrific depiction of a Monster who absorbed a human soul, they seem to be scared to do it.Also if Chara’s anything to go off of, the human could take control of their body.
>>507335676>>507336173Besides, have you MET the average monster? They aren't exactly the most headstrong people in the world.>>507336310Taking a random straggler's SOUL is far different than full-on warfare.
so did this thread flourish in the last three days?
>>507336353>In Waterfall there’s a horrific depiction of a Monster who absorbed a human soulIsn't that just foreshadowing for Omega Flowey?
>>507336664Flowey isn't a monster
>>507336209Merry Christmas everybody!
>>507336310It is possible that before the war, a human gave their SOUL to a monster at some point. The humans had to know too.
>>507335021no this is that au where everyone is purple AND edgy
Dess is the Asriel of Deltarune
>>507336885chara pits...
Gaster is the Gaster of Deltarune
>>507336625No, but we almost won a soccer game.
>>507337367So true
Before they were hunted to extinction, monsters in modern-day Turkey practiced polygamy with exclusively human partners, presumably in order to get enough souls to become a god after their deaths. It is said that this is what inspired the humans in that area to form harems.
What if fave was a minor warlord in the Warlord Era of China
>>507337367explains why I want to fuck Dess
>>507337860Aren't most eras of Chinese history Warlord Eras
>>507338009Yeah but the Warlord Era was cooler
>>507337647>ALMOST>https://youtu.be/tEGncjlPjnAsorry to hear that.well.i am here to make it worse.
I wish this slut was a degenerate 4chan pervert. Her art style is so fuckable and I'd love to see these deltarunes naked and having nasty sex
>>507337860The silent khan is invincible, yet merciful. China is unified again under their infallible determination.
>>507338491
>>507337084X!TaleBut worse
>>507338491both of these things post on 4chan.
>>507334730I can fix him
>>507338516Chiang Kai-shek solos Chara, sorry not sorry.
>>507338491Anon I think you need to shift a gear down on your Underrune libido
>>507338491Noelle X Player X Chara..
>>507338869toby has a poster of him in his office and likes to throw darts at it
Susie goes on a rant about the time she tried to kill herself by swallowing an entire pack of printer paper but instead she just went into a two-day coma. She just recalls the taste of her own breath, the damp moldy feeling of herself. Everyone just thought she was sick. Guess she was. She takes a whiff of her panties...yep, she pissed herself.
>>507338738
>>507336885m!chara's strong reassuring arms...
>>507338738holy noelley
>>507339079Also easily best Dess design full stop.
>>507337860Imagine your nation's army losing to 12 year old
>>507339079oh stop crying marinara-angel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JXfsq01E_sWhat if Toby livestreamed himself making music?
>>507338869MY FAVEISFRISK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>507341454Same difference
>>507341618No.
>>507339416frisk looks like he is 4 year old chinese child whose life expectancy can be calculated by parental neglect divided by pollution through the square root of truck-kun.
make the thread go faster
>>507341936Where'd you find this?
>>507342732no.in fact i'm going to stop posting now for the rest of the day.
I love fish
>>507342732no.time for shleep.
>>507342812https://x.com/WyntonYang/status/1573818174826479618
I love you Kris Dreemurr
if richard nixon fell in the underground he'd constantly wave a knife in front of monsters and threaten to kill them then kill himself in order to get them to do what he wants and it would be surprisingly effective
>>507343065If the dog made his faggot version of the Chronicles of Narnia... Where the internet exists somehow... in 1953
doomin'
Gaster X Player X Chara X Frisk X Kris X Mugsy X Vessel X Sans X Papyrus X Grillby X Asgore X Gerson X Burgerpants X Nicepants X Mettaton X Mad Mew Mew
>>507345063AND Asriel
I like the “Gaster is a priest/cult leader” theory.
>...I've never seen a human before.>...>Whenever I and my dad were alone, we'd just spend our time...wondering what humans look like.>"I bet their noses are rock-hard! I bet they have double-jointed fingers!">But...it'd always end something like...>"What're you asking me for? Gorey's the one who knows!">I never did ask him...before the last human came.>If I did...that would spoil the game, right?>Y'know, I don't really know who won that game.
>>507345721He's a scientist, not your fucking clergyman!
>>507342732Sorry lil nigga, site’s cooked
>>507337860Interesting hypothetical.I think their faction would form as a result of naive, ordinary soldiers banding together to create their own government and achieve their own power unrestrained by their higher-ups. Maybe there's already a different leader of these troops, whatever the case may be, while Kris isn't even considered at first, they end up proving themself fit for the role of warlord and tactician, though without much of the connections, power or influence of the stronger factions. This is all assuming they crawl their way into the military and aren't adopted by some rich/powerful family.Like I said, not as powerful, so they would evade getting conquered by rival warlords by a mix of intimidation and diplomacy (if coming up with ACTs for the enemies translates well into military warfare, that is.) They would play up the former by drawing inspiration from Chinese mythology into their tactics and appearance to the enemies, the equivalent of their demon motifs. To the people, they and their faction would appear as a beacon of hope (if the blank Ch2 save being pacifist by default means anything) that rapes and pillages less.Less doesn't mean none at all, they would try to stop it entirely at first, but after realizing that disbanding the men who try to reap the benefits of war would mean disbanding the entire military force, they'd begrudgingly try to use it to their advantage. Stepping in only when they know someone is going to tattle to the rest of the group or when there's more people to spread that reputation of savior, knowing full well there will be many more they can't save, feeling powerless to put an end to that mistreatment, even though they are of a much higher status than when they first started, and betrayed that even their fellow men with whom they founded the faction would stoop to such levels.
>>507346480And thank fucking god for that.
>>507346121qrd?
>>507346121clergymen and intellectuals are the same pop type
>>507346662By the time the end of the era is officially announced, the above, alongside the other horrors of war, would lead to some brutal final years of their reign. Think public executions, much stricter and sudden law enforcement, maybe hunting down everyone apart of that original group just because they feel like it.Since they would have been obscuring their public image and face as part of the intimidation strategy, among other reasons, and would have gotten more connections with the duration of their faction, Kris could easily get a new identity and, less easily, assimilate into the life of the new order. Disappearing one day, the only ones to know their whereabouts being their closest confidants, if those confidants haven't been killed first.After the end, who knows. Perhaps they open up a bakery, or get more into religion to find some meaning in all that they have seen and endured, suffering they don't even know the worst of as they've sacrificed others to the battlefield to save their own skin, even under the guise of making sure the faction doesn't lose its leader and tactician, even under the guise of not wanting to know how someone like them would really be treated by their own soldiers.
DESU the concept of a Parallel Quest doesn't even sound all that incompatible with how Undertale's timelines work, existing simultaneously and being observable from one's own. We already have fun values that create strange events and differences in speech, just bullshit it as those having astronomically large or mathematically strange ones. That was essentially the concept behind AUs in the old days, wasn't it?
>>507346828Aw, how cute of an ending. *Gets dumped in a mass grave in Nanjing by the Japanese*
>>507346667For some reason I really like art that uses solid black backgrounds, always just hits better
>>507346990If they don't kill themself first, sure.
Christmas has come early https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFyBznTpVMU
>>507347480YEAH!!!
>>507347480not watching this is toriel in a fur coat
>>507347480he's milking it at this point
>>507346121I know you’re referencing something but>Mystery Man appears to be wearing robes>Gaster “followers”>parallels Lucifer (666, fell from grace while Gaster fell into his creation, lives underground, Gaster Blasters look draconic, Lucifer is associated with snakes and dragons)>wants to banish the “Angel’s Heaven”
>>507345050loomin'
>>507348210get that faggot shit out of here.
>>507348790while i agree, you must see the silver lining by how it ends.
>>507345474X God of hyperdeath Asriel
what if George Washington fell into the underground
>>507348967X Gandalf the Grey X Gandalf the White X Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight X Benito Mussolini X The Blue Meanie X
name ONE good ship
>>507348927The silver lining s that you can't make me believe it if I don't want to.
>>507349353USS Constitution
>>507349353USS Gerald Ford
>>507349353In Undertale/Deltarune or in general?
>>507349353
>>507349410that just sounds dismissive.i agree with you, but toby is a faggot-fan and he will put faggots in his faggot game and YOU VILL LIKE IT!and the natural consequence out of not liking it or telling a faggot "NO!" in his videogame causes a genocide directly or indirectly and then toby will teach you something about not ever wanting any sort of power over anything and infact you should be happy that toby wants to tell you a shitty story and if you want any agency in it you are probably the sequel to hitler.
>>507349353The USS Enterprise D
>>507349353I like the Soleil from Turn A Gundam because it looks like a turtle :)
>>507349353flowisk (frisk topping)
>>507347998>>wants to banish the "Angel's Heaven"While this is true, he also happens to summon a being that could be the Angel, supposedly for the purpose of PREVENTING the world from falling into darkness.Is he some sort of Semichrist? Not the antichrist, but a GRANDPA SEMIchrist if you will.
>>507349857Sad faggots are being manipulated into becoming a fertile resource for the soulless, I can live with that.
>>507349857>incoherent schizo-babblehuh?
>>507350673what does this even mean
>>507350673>fertile>faggoti don't think that works.
>>507349353I present the Asia II for your enjoyment.
>>507349857You'd be surprised what a few text and video edits can do though. Toby can't do shit about that.
>>507350859Literally having their souls harvested as a power source for some soulless abomination of science. I don't know how much more literal I could be.
i just had a nosebleed and my only theory is that I made my ramen noodles so spicy that my blood decided to exit my body to escape
>>507350978what are you even talking about dude
>>507351109I was talking about Undertale's faggots, and considering Deltarune's biggest faggot is suspect #1 for "Who's gonna cause The Roaring?" I'd say it'll be more of the same.
>schizo enters thread>no one understands him>i understand him just finethread is literally communicatively handicapped.
>AI-generated postersOof
>>507349353I'll do you TWO better.Thrash Machine X the Swan from the Acid Tunnel
>>507351332"I can perfectly understand the schizo" probably says more about you than anyone else don't you think
>>507351464i haven't been reading the thread and thought you were replying to someone talking about kraut LMAO
>>507351270Sorry I don't Speak /pol/nese I Speak American
>>507351270i tihnk even pro-faggot posters know that noelle will cause the roaring.no discussion needed here.either we>give noelle her fuckbuddy dinoor>she pursues her eternal winter (which might also cause the roaring.however: since the power of dark and light are out of scale and the dark tries to encroach the light, noelle might have to literally decimate the entire dark world, make the light world bleed into the dark world rather than the dark world bleed into the light world and then with all her power she will bring the winter that never ends.a twin apocalypse.
>>507351565
gyoat
>>507351720>incoherent schizobabblehuh?
>>507351612Exactly my point lol
HOES MAD
Toby should use more Mega Man X soundfonts
>>507352198Are you talking about yourself
>>507352396If you stop crying i'll make the thread fast for you again.
sorry stimmybros, it’s over
You guys arent taking his advice seriously it's fucking infuriating
>>507352465Who are you talking to?
>>507352940/utg/ has no friends./utg/ is a deathmatch
>>507352104https://voca.ro/1ihnCz1oMWt1
>>507352940I don't really consider anyone here my friend though
>>507352465Stimmytard says what?
>>507353160i'm your friend
>we've been beefing with mickey mouse
>>507353286I don't even know you though
>>507353156Gay ass voice
>>507353156why do you sound like that
>>507353370why do you keep talking about yourself in the third person
fontcest.
Which Transformer is your Fave's Favorite?
>>507353380yes you do.i post here every day.we've talked many times.
>>507353370Nine is godhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EQzx-OzQmU
>>507353634witnessed but woefully disregarded because i don't listen to music much.
-_-
>>507353634>>507353763my favorite ship…
>>507353763It's just drugged up beach music for parties and burnouts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDKh61eMMuE
O_O
I wonder if the hornier Noelle art would look good if you elongated her head to be more canon
>>507354002my music is built different.>https://youtu.be/hpdxusM-W9oDI-DA-DI-DI DI-DA-DI-DIT!
>>507354353what kind of outfit is this
>>507354482what does it look like?
>>507354676i don't know thats why i was askingit's hot
>>507354405Reminds me of some ragtime stuff I've heard once. I like a jazzy piano roll myself. Smoky lounge music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKSEif87L9Y
>>507354482She neon evangelioned across chapter 2 very evangelionally.
>>507354301
>>507355069thug life ralseo
>>507354753it's a latex catsuit
>>507354482A catsuit
>>507353156PAPYRUS!?!
totally spies ruined a generation
>>507354763very,VERY,far off.>https://youtu.be/Z9rAIrWyD-E?t=12just a song about some happy but very horny radio OPs messagint .-.. .-.. on some girl's civil frequency.
>>507355165https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpZgKI97K1M
>>507355332I was that generation. It ruined me, no contest there. Life was going to be hard enough never being James Bond. Now I have to go through life not being James Bond or being a popular girl with cool friends living in Beverly Hills while also doing James Bond shit in my spare time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-h8CEZPvBM>>507355405Love finds a way.
>>507355517thanks for the song fren
>>507356041what the fuck are you talking about??
>>507356296him and kraut have finally hooked up.love finds a way!
>>507356041>everyone dead>those that didn't wish they did>"love"macabre humor.
>>507356296This>>507356338But alsoThis >>507356345And unrelated to any of that but >>507356267No problem friendo.
the inmates really are running the asylum now>no normal anons or at least a silent portion>only schizoposters>said schizoposters are now fucking each otherhas it EVER been this over??
https://files.catbox.moe/a0bqvv.mp4
CHARA!!!!
>>507355332How?
>>507356503was listening tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oumae7TdCakand started daydreaming about hockeya daydream about a what if a hockeyplayer tackledsomeone in the face with their massive ass at high speedi wonder if it would count as a penalty or notlol xd
>>507357292because women in skintight suits are bad but faggots in kids entertainment is a net positive on humanity according to a gay gooner that veils himself as a prude when presented with heterosexual content.
>>507357435kraut what the fuck does half of this even mean
>>507357435
>>507357435Holy fuck what are you on about
>>507357501read again until deeper understanding has been reached.
>>507357634i'm gonna be reading that for a WHILE
>>507357435Be dead honest with meIn there a single moment in the recent disneyslop animated series that was even half as fetishy as the average Totally Spies episode
>>507357667learning is always hard.i am too.
>>507357865I am also always hard.
>>507357865you should see a doctor about that, more than 2 hours isn't healthy.
>>507357435>>507357865>>507357634I think it's actually because Totally Spies had a disturbing amount of fetish content including TF, furries, weight gain, muscle growth, feet, and probably some other stuff I'm missingYou probably should have looked that up schizoposting about the gays
>>507357865>>507357912send pics :3
>>507357936>This fucking showOh right
>>507357435It's moreso because it's THE "writer's barely disguised fetish" tv show. I don't think gay people in children's media are even half comparable to it.
You n-words will do anything but talk about Undertale/Deltarune>erm but there's no content*brap*
>>507357936 (me)looked that *before up schizoposting
>>507358238>not ballsy enough to say nigga on an anonymous websitewhere's nigga anon when you need him
>>507357936i am glad you are passionate about it, but i was but a widdle boy and i prefered watching shin-chan.i didn't watch that girl's shows.
>>507357936If you watch French animation with any regularity you get used to all that and worse quickly.They get away with it because of their art skills.
Jockington is beautiful because he could be the gag character, the living weapon, or the vital setpiece of the story and all of them would make sense.
>>507358334So you whined about the gays for no reason then?
Toby Fox and Lovecraft are the two extremes of New England authorsNow class, please define the axis that they are on the opposite ends of.
>>507357936This has more fetish content than gushing over magical girls. Got damn I shoulda been watching Totally Spies as a kid.
>>507358301everyone knew what you meant but ESLbro..
>>507358238Hey man this is like the only time I've even brought up off topic cartoons.
>>507357912>https://youtu.be/Td3ej30nUI8
>>507358312I'm not black I can't say nigga
>>507358364He's actually all 3.
>>507358454it'd be easy to point out to the one random canadian cartoon they aired every 12pm but i never really had one of those so i have no fucking idea what caused me to be this wayfucking canadians
>>507358623Neither am I I just have their nappy hair so they mistake me oftenSwarthy is the word for it I think
>>507358741I'm not swarthy either
>>507358718it's actually French, and not Quebec french but France french
>>507358426i was referring to mostly UT/DTwhat the fuck does totally spies have to do with that and how is it gay?>tfw you will actually enlighten me the plethora of tongue-in-cheek references to fetishes, one being rampant faggotry.
>>507358838You were literally complaining about someone saying it ruined a generation and assumed it was because it had girls in catsuit though and decided it was a good time to whine about the gays. Did you even bother reading your own post or do you just see red whenever you go on these rants
>>507335676Well They are mostly idiots
>>507358990did i?>tfw the age is kicking inlink me that post you mean.
>>507359128>>507357435it was literally 15 minutes ago >because women in skintight suits are bad
Do we need to sacrifice an anon to translate Kraut babble? Because god dammit I loathe the fact I get the concept he's trying to make, his point is the idea that while the 4Kids of the world had to censor women's thighs meanwhile yoai/yuri is nigh (thank you russia) openly airedI yearn to lose Determination
>>507359128>early on set dementia Grim
>Looks at the news in Germany latelyKraut, what did you do this time
>>507358741>Neither am I I just have their nappy hairBrothers in denial.
>>507359245His point is wrong though because kids aren't watching lesbian or gay sex on TV and you'd have to be clinically retarded to believe such. Also Totally spies wasn't even a 4kids show and if anything, there was a deep LACK of censorship with it.
>>507359317serene drive through magdeburg.>>507359228you are making the wrong point at the behest the wrong things and against the wrong things.
>>507359558>no actual responseso you admit you just see red when you want to whine about the gays
>>507359370
>>507359558We know, gay people are bad or something, we get it. It's one of the only things you can think about because you have no actual problems in your life
Kraut spending his Christmas trying to bury the memory of his dad dying alone because he was too busy posting on /utg/ by posting on /utg/
>>507359779>trying to bury the memory of his dad dying alone because he was too busy posting on /utg/is this real
>>507359749>That thumbDon't worry anon, I still bite my nails too
>>507359749you have been promoted to mexican asriel cosplayer
>>507359749yup looks about a 1/4th to me.grandma had a secret.
>>507359749>the nails look worse than minei didn't even think it was possible
>>507359749grim
>>507360005No, it's on my paternal grandfather's side. His side is full-on ambiguously black.
>>507359764i wish i could get angry about some show that is old enough to drink hard liquor that i never watched because it has shit screentime and was generally uninteresting.but hey: i am sure it makes for a compelling argument how faggotry is okay but this cannot go on and i know that this is the point how actively it is said in a near religious way as if you had any interest in children that goes further than you grooming them on discord.shut yo ass up.
Which faves bite their nails
>>507357140>Chara the Character
>>507360161krisMANK
https://static1.e621.net/data/47/dc/47dc58b98048d5d58dfb54a51edcfb48.jpg
>>507360151>incoherent schizobabblehuh?
Kraut’s having that same kind of histrionic meltdown when he was yelling that these games were anti-religion for some reason
>>507360151Literally no one was even angry about the show, stop being a schizophrenic retard for one second. Is this really impossible for you?
>>507360295ralsei holy FUCK
>>507360396tardwrangling is just a very hard job to do because retard-strength is a source of power that no one should underestimate.a thankless job.
Did you guys already do your Christmas shopping or do you believe that Christmas is gay and invented by companies to sell you shit
Just let Doomerbro handle Kraut and laugh at the fireworks
>>507360396>when he was yelling that these games were anti-religion how mad will he be when he realizes that Deltarune is anti-religion?
faggotry is bad for general entertainment, and corrupts children. I would never show any sane person Undertale.
>>507360151You're not gonna like to hear this, but there isn't a single kid who's been traumatized from seeing a gay person in a cartoon. Just like how there isn't a single kid who's been traumatized from seeing a straight person in a cartoon. Your nonexistent son/daughter will be fine
>>507359749No but if you post like one it doesnt matter anyways
>>507360843>Racism
WOOP WOOP DEMOCRACY ALERT DEMOCRACY ALERTAnother season of footie is in the books, and as promised: it's poll time once again. We have a prime spot on the /vg/ team to fill and a star player to beat mercilessly with hammers, plus the usual tiny detail fiddling and suggestion boxes. Unfortunately, the video archive for yesterday's games is still not up yet, but as soon as they are I'll let the thread know; until then, stand up and counted! Or don't.https://forms.gle/KHZUDw2Zch1V5nSV6
>>507360475okay?does that mean you will shut up about irrelevant shit that you just want to be seen as relevant because it would distract from the point of contension with your retarded what-aboutism?>it ruined a generation of kidshow many kids have you touched that startled schizofying because of inflating leotards or dan schneider's feet fetish?
>>507360767I don't think Toburger the world's most famous episcopalian (whatever that means) who added a bunch of his experience growing up religious into Deltarune would make an anti-religion game
>>507359859Yes. And plays exactly like that scene on Metalocalypse where Toki's dad drowns
>>507360898Why do you keep thinking about grooming children unprompted?
>>507360697i have bought one $4 gifti suspect i will be killed in an unfortunate matricidal pushing onto the highway
>>507360823we KNOW fuzzycwitterschad
>>507360697I'm incapable of understanding what my family members would actually want, even the ones I see frequently. I'm incompetent.
>>507360898for a cartoon you've never seen you sure are very upset that one person made a passing comment about italso, you seem to really like to accuse people of touching kids. Is it projection?
>>507361017too soon?
doomerbrap is REAL quiet rn
Low impact consensual cuddling
>>507361303What's high impact cuddling; Wrestling?
>>507361387Hand to hand combat
>>507361284he saw my ralseo e6 link and it made him "busy", if you catch my meaning haha
>>507361214Too soon for you? maybe, i hear jail is pretty good over in germany
>>507360928Marriable Frisk..
>>507360767it's what!!!!???
wucanitbenou
>>507361504has any indie game dev that grew up religious ever made a game where religion is good? i feel like its always they grow up religous and end up hating religion
>>507361757Scott Cawthon
>>507361757Scort Corthon
>>507361648Fic where Frisk goes back to his village and pretends none of this ever happened? Gets hitched too? based.
>>507361757Scott Pilgrim
>>507361757You should check out Faith: The Unholy Trinity
>>507361757mr. fnaf
>>507361757Scott Cawthon says hi. He also says that not every indie is a reddit atheist like Toby.
>>507360697It's less for those reasons and moreso that its a lot of pressure and money to HAVE to buy things for so many people. I'd rather just buy things for the people that are important to me in my own time whenever I actually feel like giving back to them in some way.
Guy who makes things up while flapping his arms around for stimstims
>>507361757>all the instant replies for FNAFslop Scott cocktonFor an actual good game, Faith the Unholy Trinity's dev Airdorf is a christian.
>>507360881>Humans
>>507361840>>507361903>>507362029>>507362083>>507362108i know scott himself likes religion im talking about games though, fnaf has nothing to do with religion.
>>507362108Toby doesn't even use reddit and he hasn't exactly said much about what he believes in
>>507361284>>507361504I'm playing borderlands 2 with friends.
Kris is a normal human beingJust like you and me
>>507360952His experience? Do you have a source of anything like that?If anything, the religion in Deltarune feels almost nonexistent.
>Both indie games made by prominent and proud Christians are just horrorsloppa
>>507362482He made more games than just FNAF, you know.
>>507362482...He has made many religious games, just none of them caught on lmao.
do indie devs have a track record of hating religion? most hateful i can think of is TBOI and even there its just a critique of the horrors of what being overzelous about it can lead to, isaac ends up going to heaven in the end
>>507362606If only humans were real...
>>507362623(We) are heavily implied to be the Angel of God in UT/DR.
>>507362706>guy who says earthbound depression unironically
>>507362482well yeah, because the other religious games he made sucked assbesides, fnaf has everything to do with religion. william afton was an atheist who wished to harness the power of souls, there is a literal afterlife and the main goal of the fandom was finding out a way to get the children to be able to go to heaven and rest peacefullyevery bad action and problem came from an attempt at disturbing something humanity shouldn't mess with, and redemption was the true way to rest peacefully while leaving behind your sins (remnant and agony), it's rooted in christian values
>>507362527You know what I meant though. His fans consist of that, if they aren't the tumblrites.
>>507362706to be fair, one of the most influential horror movies ever made was based on a book written by a christian guy. I guess religion and horror go hand in hand
>>507362565comfy, and might i add, kino
>>507362993Are you still living in 2016 cause tumblr hasn't been a big force in fandoms in forever now.
>>507362992As an outsider, I thought he wanted immortality. It'd be very funny if FNAF's glowies already completed their own remnant experiments and waved immortality in his face.
I beget the day Christfags were allowed to infest 4chan
>>507363004Lots of the Bible is basically a horror story
>>507363263There's a platform called Reddit that I think you'll really like
>>507362992>was an atheistproof? you dont dont know that ol willy wasnt a god fearing christian
>>507362783they have a track record of hating all traditional values
>>507363181I’ve always felt like a weirdly high amount of autists on this site have this kind of time capsule mentality where they’re permanently stick in a prior year/general time period on a mental level so they end up saying weird shit that doesn’t parse in the modern day
>>507363321Nigga, I was here before any of you decided to make it your home. Why don't (you) go to reddit instead. There's plenty of Christian friendly subs I'm sure you'll like
Where's all the Islam inspired games where you succeed through the power of Allah
>>507363263Paganism with Christcuck Characteristics or bust.
>>507363270Only if you're a a blasphemer.
>>507363376As they should
Nice chat room!
>>507363263I know a guy who used to use the trip christfag in the early 2010's who actively used 4chan to try and recruit for christianity because he knew it was full of disaffected young men who might be open to hearing his message.
>>507363418I'm not even Christian, and eve then, they're the kind of Christians who think it's ok for a man to fuck another man in the ass.
>>507363539I'm neutral on religion, but I grew up on it. I think you'd be kinda silly to not think a lot of bible stories don't contain elements of horror. A father nearly killing his son to appease god, swarms of locust plaguing an entire land, the ENTIRE book of revelations. Like come on.
>>507363617/vg/ is just a Discord general chat but you don't get to see the names of other people.#Fact
>>507363349he definitely did not care for god at least, if he believed in the existence of god or not doesn't matter because his only goal was escaping death forever and becoming immortal through harnessing the life energy of his victims and using them to become god himself, all he believed in was that if hell was real he didn't wanna go there and he sure wasn't gonna look for redemption in godhe didn't "fear god" so much as he wanted to become god and feared hell, and i'm pretty sure no christian believes that they can become stronger than god. it's a weird situation where he's meant to be The Bad Guy Who Hates God but scott can't imagine a villain that doesn't fear hell because hell is like The Worst Thing Ever, All The Time
Kraut mysteriously went quiet
>>507363494You don't need a video game to simulate that. You can head to the Middle East and live it out yourself.
>>507363494Bomberman?
I grew up with hispanic women I can sympathize with the muzziesI wonder what MT has to say about this matter>...>What's an Islam?
>>507363872He's googling more Christmas markets in Germany for....reasons
>>507362783I don't know of any myself. Unless you consider gay people existing to be anti-religion in which case both UT/DR would be. If anything, anti-religion is mostly a JRPG trope.
>>507362783Probably some nigga like Phil Fish
>>507364056Homos are anti-Jewish. It's a fucking abomination to even think about, let alone to promote in any positive light.
>>507364449shut up Kraut. you're not even religious
>the /pol/fags are coming to vg nowwhat? did the jannies start giving a shit?
chapter 3 and 4 will break this general
>>507362783> isaac ends up going to heaven in the endheadcanon.isaac dies in the box and is in hell.
>>507364556Did you really think we have no other interests other than reading Yockey
>>507364602>didn't play repentance
>>507364574>Shortest chapterFor like a month
>>507364543im not kraut,I came here 2 days ago.
>>507364556>nowYou should check out the War Thunder general sometimes, my friend
>>507364732>literally said chapter 3 and 4 together will be longer than 1+2dumb COOMER
>>507364738Why are you kraut?
>>507364602>Didn't beat The Beast
>>507364445>when you tell her you shank small children in your free time
>>507364830yeah that's probably because it's a fucking war game about military shiti do not expect to see people talking about religion with even so much of a hint of relation to utdr in the general for talking about fucking sans the skeleton
>>507364732He said that once years ago but more recently he's said both chapters combined are longer than chapters 1 and 2
>>507364902Im not. I'm Ben.
>>5073647323 was stated to be the shortest, but he hasn't commented on 4 at all..
Fave who is unusually confident about games they never actually played
>>507364858Sauce on that??>>507365049Huh... Then there is hope ...maybe
>>507364858He did not say that. He only said they'd be longer than Chapter 2 by itself.
>>507365018to be fair not every religionfag is a /pol/fag and most /pol/fags aren't that religious and only really use it to push their ideologies. I don't think we have THAT many besides Kraut and this other guy
>>507365049which is devspeak for "one of them is going to be really short
>>507365079Hi BenWhy are you kraut?
>>507365207If you're taking the most doomer of interpretations, sure. But even if one of them is short that would only make the other one extra long.
"
>>507365197>>507365203Do you guys not read the newsletters?
Chapter 3 will be the MOTHER 3 Chapter 6 of Deltarune
>>507365197>>507365203https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/summer24/>I’m not sure if Chapter 2 is still the longest chapter, but Chapter 3 & 4 together are definitely longer than Chapter 1 & 2 combined. Thinking about that is kind of crazy…NOW SHUT UP!!!!!SHUT UPPPP!!!!!!!!SHUT DA FUCK UUUUPPPPP!!!!!!!!
>>507365197>>507365203not him but he did infact say that. even him going "I'm not sure if Chapter 2 is still the longest chapter" which leads me to believe he miscalculated how long the chapters would be
>>507361139saaame
>>507365610Its been years of bait thereSo... NoBut how interesting, i hope he delivers
>>507365630Nah Chapter 6 will be the Mother 3 Chapter 6 of Deltarune.
>>507365018I think we only have like 2 actual open /pol/fags at most. The ones who do have are just very, very loud about it
Giving Papyrus a library of Hayek's works for Christmas. I doubt he'll ever read them, but I can't think of anything better. I don't know what tools he'd need to build puzzles.
Fave's Big Bubbling Blister Boil
>avatarfags follow games they don’t likelel
>>507365383Good question. Which one of these is Kraut?Because he's a Christian(I assume) and I am not.
>>507365878I would give him a copy of La-Mulana and La-Mulana 2 but then his puzzles would become so dastardly and bastardly it would make it really annoying to get through his yard to his front door
Been noticing some very /utg/esque posts in another thread
No you haven’t shut up
Don't tell people to shut up, it's rude
>>507366847That's probably me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMDe72dgTgIReal Kino.
it's rude to talk about someone who's listening
>>507366847Dont visit other threads
>>507367339oh it's joe i've heard a lot about this guy
>>507367339>See the like-to-dislike ratio and the commentsOkay now I'm curious
Hello /utg/ and welcome back for soda review numbah 124!Today, we have Mtn Dew: Frost Bite.It has a slightly foggy appearance, with a blue color.It has a citrus-y aroma, with a faint bomb pop like blue raspberry.It has a crisp citrus flavor, followed by a mellow blue raspberry flavor.It has a faint citrus aftertaste.It contains 55 mg of caffeine, which is 13.75% of the 400 mg threshold stated by the FDA.Overall, pretty good. The difference in flavor is subtle, but it's there. I like blue raspberry flavored things, albeit not as much as root beer, so being able to find a good tasting blue raspberry soda is a very nice change. The caffeine content is something that should be taken into account as it is very easy to drink multiple cans. But would I call it an energy drink? Kind of. It's kind of an energy drink.9/10. Fantastic.See you again tomorrow at 7 PM EST for the next review!
>>507367405So its better to talk on people's backs?Why do they have multiple backs?Why would we stand on them?That's not normal
>>507367841hey i'm drinking this right now!it's a good soda.
Nigga soda
>>507368192Dr pepper?
What if Noelle did this in a future chapter
>>507368748I would say wow!
>>507368748I would react like this >>507339904
i saw mommy kissing asgore
i saw daddy kissing asgore
>>507370197homewrecking faggot. Get away, Kris, I've got the shotgun.
i kissing asgore
Me kiss Toriel
I raped Milhouse.
me grug, me kiss toriel, me grug, grug kissing toriel
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>507370517NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE
>>507370735What?
I had a little drink.i hope the local totally spies schizo fought the wall ghosts in his house and lost.
Alcohol is bad for you, ya know
>>507366160>dusttale but instead of killing everyone sans just helps make papyrus' puzzles extra infuriating
>>507370306I'm so confused
>>507371295good.
I wanna marry Chara
it's already been one and a half hours into christmas proper.i've toasted to the holiest day in the year and i'll be having duck later on.
>>507371783> into christmas properit's christmas eve dumbass christmas is the 25th
>>507371295
>holy dayIt's a pagan holiday for partying hard.
>>507372120>saying ignorant shit like Weihnachten is not the holiest day and instead saying the sequels are holiersacrilege.i hope your town does not burn you as a witch(er)
>Kraut is a time traveler from the future
>>507372307gote game gote thread gote holiday gote party
>>507372405you should apply for the position of a quantum computer because you are both right and wrong at the same time.
>>507371595good on sans for transitioning always knew he had it in her
Where’s hummy, I like him
>>507371220You had to take a drink to drown your sorrows after your little meltdown huh?
>>507372120It's not even Christmas Eve where I am, it's still the 23rd. Stop traveling through space-time.
>>507372756troonshit begone.
>>507372760:)
>>507372337In first world countries we celebrate Christmas on the 25th.
>>507372771you think about my emotional state more than i do and you waste more time dwelling on it than i do.i am happy to see that you care so much about me but i can assure you that others waste much more sweat and blood trying to disagree with me than i do to make them contradict their own biases.
>>507372760Hung himself due to spending another Christmas alone. Holiday depression, many such cases.
>>507371783You should draw more often Kraut.Your Susie is very cute.
>>507372964>blah blah blah blah stupid shitShut up biiittttchh
>>507372964So when's your next meltie
>>507371783Kraut have you ever been to America
>>507373530This is what undertale is about
bill clinton just died
>>507373701>IT'S REAL
>>507373701>Meanwhile George W. Bush is still walking around freelyThat son of a bitch just fuck off already. It's like Kissinger all over again.
>>507373625i REALLY don't want to.
>>507373701I did not have sexual relations with that monster and whatnot
>>507362482>He's never played the GOAT Pilgrim's Progress
>>507374208Come to Pennsylvania, my friend. We'll take care of you.
>>507373701Which one was he again????I get my old man yaois mixed up from time to time
>>507374435He's the one who got a blowie from a government secretary
>>507374435Bill Clinton was the one that had sex in the White House and had to tell everybody on live TV that he didn't do it (he did).
>>507374731>>507374774First black president
Cill Blinton
>>507374395>I am 1/32th german esé>doesn't speak a lick of german>all cultural ties are relegated to shit like "texas-german and "pennsylvanian dutch"yeah naw, i'd rather talk to bridge goblins about their riddles three.Frohe Weihnachten, Anon.
>>507374731you mean like al of them did. Power gets you women, that's an unquestionable fact.
>>507374774It's a little funny though cause, honestly, that's probably happened innumerous amounts of times before and after him
>>507374774Can you imagine the country throwing a scandal over some whore? Crazy, right?
President Mettaton is going to the Dealey Plaza on November 22! I sure hope nobody has any nefarious plans....
>>507374932I know that, he's just the one famous for it at the time
>Ruincrats are lying about the Underground not being ready for a yellow monarch to pressure me out of running AGAIN I swear I'm THIS FUCKING close to going Geno
fisk
How many human/monster couples were a thing after the barrier broke?
>>507375298I don't get it
>>507375438Frisk “Wilson Fisk” the Human
Am I gay if I want to put my wiener in Mettaton EX
are you voting for Mettaton or Eden as first Robot President of the Underground
>>507375438ZAMN
The baddest bitch you will ever met in your entire life will own a Mettaton sex robot when AI powered fully customizable sex robots start to become commercially available
>>507375709Yeah
>>507375715The monarchy will perpetuate unto enternity.
>>507375709Yes, unless you're also into women then your bi/pan (whichever one you think has the better flag)
>>507375715>poison water supplysounds like something the world most persecuted people do on the regular.
>>507376015>>507376106But he's a ghost in a robot
>>507375878>I will own a Mettaton sex robot when AI powered fully customizable sex robots start to become commercially availableEverything keeps turning up Anon!!!
>>507376216Still man though
>>507376216With a vibrating ribbed robocock that comes in multiple flavours
>>507376212quiet or i make you drink the distilled water
>>507373701Wikipedia hasn't updated yet, I don't trust it.
>>507376614i would quite literally be less salty if i ingested the battery liquid you feed me.
>>507376621He's just hospitalized but I wouldn't be surprised if he did die later down the line. He is like 80 after all.
>>507376954
>>507377238sissy krissy
>>507374996>master1200STOPSAVINGSAMPLES
>>507377647never
Distilled water elixir as the ultimate healing item
>drinks chemically purified waterfucking alien lifeforms itt
bandagebandage on your bandage
Scientists say that they found microplastics inside the testicles so every time you ingest fave cum you're literally eating plastic
humans are angels
>>507378354Why do you think all the men are so low T and gay?
This is where Doomerbro talks about the millennium history of being gay
>>507378684They had microplastics back during the ancient greek period?
I'm so full from eating microplastics yum
>>507378826yummers
Fave fulla microplasticsFave fulla heavy metalsFave fulla lead (singular)Fave fulla asbestosFave fulla-
in the tum tumout the bum bum
>RFKs new regulations go into affect causing Ralsei's microplastic count to drop significantly, boosting his T levels and turning him into a buff shredded gorilla-goat
>>507379108Fave fulla high fructose corn syrup
deltarune babies
The government never got around to replacing all the lead pipes and lead paint in Toriel's house so that's why Kris acts that way
If Undertale's so cool why doesn't it have a predatory gacha which causes me to go into debt after spending thousands of dollars on 6 copies of sexy swimsuit fave
Deltarune takes place in Flint, Michigan
>>507379507why does undyne wear swimkini so tight that it gets her a cameltoe?
>>507379513I thought it was somewhere in the Bible Belt.
>>507379507i love how you can tell when fanart was drawn by a japanese person
>>507379593feels like she’s wearin’nothin’ at all
>>507378057It's literally just boiled water
>>507379593That's how it looks in all of Alphys's human documentation.
Undertale takes place in the Okefenokee Swamp.
>>507379507Imagine the cool refreshing taste... of fish
>>507379671Of Fucking Course It IsThere Is Japanese Text Literally Written On It
Undertale takes place in Hell
>>507380004i didn't even notice the japanese text, i just saw the box mettaton. japanese artists love box mettaton.
Jockington being used to hold a radiator together!>Come on, Kris!>If it doesn't, burn a bit, and maybe even, a whole lot,>Then what are you doing??>Jock...>What are you doing???>Oh, nothing, I just, heard this thing, banging about!!!>Please stop.
>>507379757no, to distill water you don't boil it.water in a kettle is not distilled.you put it through a STILL that's why its DISTILLED that means you boil it and lead the vapor through the funnel to condense on th walls of the still's pipe and then collect in a seperate container.AND THAT water is distilled and all "pollutants" are left behind.lime, salts, minerals and some chemicals that are represented from the water treatment facility.all the good shit and some of the bad shit.and distilled water is not meant to be ingested because osmotic pressures will equalize what you ingested with whats in you and that will cause you to lose more minerals.
giant brap above
>>507380419someone smelled all my fart away
>>507380025>helluva bigot tale
>>507333585https://youtu.be/kRa6J7ExBXk?si=sUldN_2cC0ChjXS1
he's so FREAKING epic...
Fave's Stand ability to boil water
>>507380716he's doing a zesty-ass "fabulous" hand gesture
Fave's ability to drink standing water
>>507380669Can you get a new gimmick
>>507378468Perhaps that is why being without them is Hell...
>>507380741Humans are 60% water. That's basically the ability to kill anyone by turning them into vapor.
>>507380357No, it's literally just boiled water. That's it. That's all it is.Seriously where did you get this schizo shit from? None of what you said is even remotely true
>>507380716He FREAKING broke his wrist
>>507381013
>>507380025most likely.
>>507380843noh~
>>507381013no you just heated water.distilling describes a purification process in chemistry you fucking high-school dropout.this is not even high brow, this is literal 101 type stuff in a field i am not an expert in.
When was the last time any of you gayfuckers drank water
>>507381273I'm drinking it right now btw
>>507381273I got a water bottle IN MY HAND, RIGHT NOWAnd for the sake of memes I am chugging it as I hit post!
>>507381273I drink so much water it's genuinely annoying. I have a 24 ounce bottle that I have to keep getting up to fill every hour. Sometimes I'll drink the whole thing in 30 minutes. I'm drinking some right now and need to fill it up again after filling it up about 30 minutes ago.I like water.
>>507381273I’m schlorping my bath water <3
>>507381180My nigga, its just boiled water
i am full of mineral water if it was a historical figure featured in a netflix special.
>>507381273I'm drinking Armagnac de Montal V.S.O.P.
>>507381716You're full of historical figures?
>>507381702>in a seperate containermy brother, the seperate container is connected by a STILL (therefore DIS-STILL-ED)the impurities are left in the boiled container as the concentration of pollutants increase by ppm as the chemically pure water runs through the chemically inert still-funnel into the secondary container.i can glad you can read, but read right.
>>507380357Its just water not a symbiote parasite. I don't really know where you're getting your science from but the human body doesn't work that way.
>>507381702Anon you can't just ignore everything after the word "and".
>>507381925nope, it's just boiled water.
Niggas arguing about water on CHRISTMAS
Hard boiled faves
>>507381925>>507381958It is literally JUST boiling water, though. You're not putting in secret chemicals or anything like that
>secret chemicalspure schizo moment.
>>507382145
>>507382145Nobody said that. The transference of container is paramount though. Boiling water and condensing it in the same container leaves the same contaminants. Therefore it's not purified.
>>507382076Christmas isn't until the 25th though
>>507380357How is that chemically purified though? You're not putting in chemicals when you distill it
>>507382271>Nobody said thatsomebody did infact literally say that >>507378057
Krautsiebros not like this…
>>507382236You really gotta stop talking about yourself in the third person...
Distilled Fave
Boiled Fave
which undertales is this
Fave ready to eat
>>507382808kris ralsei susie
Why does distilled water conversation always end up like this?Why is it such a controversial subject on /utg/?
>>507383005it rustles kraut's jimmies
>>507382330y'know, now that it has become apparent that you dont know what distilliation is, i am glad that you dont know because i know for a fact that you just drink water that was hot once.because if you actually drank distilled water you'd do yourself a disservice.
Fave insists that milk pasteurization is harmful and detrimental to the quality of the milk, even though pasteurization is literally just the process of fucking boiling milk.
Thy body will be boiled by the hottest waters. What remains of you shall be drunk by fave.
>>507382808susie ralsei and kris in that order
They are putting chemicals on the water that turn the freaking FAGS GAY
>>507383147not all vitamins are heat-stable, but so are pathogens.i like my milk risk-free.
>they cook their food instead of just stuffing it RAWheh… get on my level…
i either eat it entirely raw or charcoal it, no inbetween
>>507383176fave gets distilled by the spanish inquisition.he's been still ever since.
>>507383352When I was a kid I remember eating whole strips of raw bacon because I was so hungry. Surprisingly I never got sick and I didn't even know eating raw food was a bad thing back then.
>>507383496
Can monsters eat raw meat like animals or do they gotta cook
>>507383694they're made of magic so i doubt a foreign pathogen could really do anything to them
>>507383694fave put human milk on the charcoal to distill it
>>507383694It almost certainly depends on the monster. I mean when you think about it, anything Grillby eats is getting cooked automatically.
favewe have to COOK
>>507383694Well, Asgore got sick from eating buttercups, so I assume they have to cook human food. When it comes to their own magic food, however, they can just manifest it as raw whatever-the-fuck and just consume it with magic.
according to /utg/ sous-vide is distilled meat.
>>507383910ralstuh...
>>507384175>join battleONWARDS!
>>507383970i'm gonna distill my meat in you
what’s the distillation of your fave?what’s their very essence?
>>507383109You still haven't answered where the chemicals come in though
>>507384453water is a chemical
>>507384421Rose WaterUOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>507384513How is it being chemically purified though
>>507384648Distillation removes all chemicals that have a higher boiling point than water.We are having two different conversations, one which means "purified of chemicals" and one which means "purified by chemical process".
i love /utg/
/utg/ would rather discuss water than appreciate Asriel
>>507384453>mineralslime, salts, akalimetalsnatural occuring (sort of)>chemicalschlorineused for anti-bacterial properties during water treatmentfluorinegood for you>excess of various other chemicals/and metabolitesnearly permanent fixture of groundwater due to civil overuse of medicine leeching into drinking waterrealistically speaking you ought to get rid of the lime to prevent kidney stones.
just be thankful that even though it's taking forever deltarune is still coming out silksong bros aren't so lucky
If Toby is a TRVE /utg/ lurker then we'll get a reference to distilled water in Chapter 3
>>507385014Asriel appreciation +1
>>507384546>"a children">Shows Two Of EmKris Was Never The Sharpest Tool In The Shed
>>507385014A cup of water with water peeking slightly over the brim > AsrielSorry man, it’s just the way it is
mettaton will be my dad
>>507385384is it distilled, boiled or fresh?
>>507385849Solid
Toby Fox doesn't need autotune
I'm drinking water out of a plastic bottle so I can fully ingest all the microplastics possible
Fave melts the plastic bottle into the water for that nice rich creamy plastic goodness mmm yumyum
>>507385343The pills have been taken
>>507386142this reminds me of my favorite video on youtube>https://youtu.be/fgK_lBMMUxQ
This 97 year old man still eats lead paint chips the old fashioned way
Super Undertale Galaxy
you've seen how kraut gets about water, but what about food?
>>507386718Idk get something wrong about some German food that's impossible to pronounce and he'll probably go on a tirade about its history and it somehow ends with jews
All german know is sauerkraut and beer
>>507386978the eternal pretzel and their lyes.
>>507386718German food sucks. I went to what's supposed to be a really good and authentic German restaurant in Manhattan and the food, which was some pork with gravy and sauerkraut was absolutely terrible. The best part was the mashed potatoes on the side.
>>507387224SSei...
>>507387240retard-kun>>507387293Reichsei
>>507387240Germans will feed you strips of pickle, cheese and hotdog mixed up with mayo and try to convince you it's the greatest food on earth.
>>507387413It was authentic.
>>507387240sauerkraut is one of those foods you just know is going to taste fucking nasty from the name alone
>>507387481i am convinced whomever eats pickles "stripped" also eats children, but i am also convinced that whomever eats pickles with gusto but gets upset about sauerkraut eats dick as a comfort food.
European food is just add more salt
>>507387613The sauerkraut wasn't the worst thing in the world, somehow the pork was worse.
Undertale if it took place in Germany be likeThis is my brother Hans
>>507387756really? how'd they fuck that up?
>>507387583>authentic>suckedi am sorry to hear you were scammed by both your bad decision making skills and you ability to understand that it wasn't authentic.
It's Christmas Eve eastern hemiebros!! It's Christmas Eve!
what did you get fave for christmas /utg/?
>>507387818It was poorly cooked, had very little to no spices, not even salt, and the gravy was bad, too.>>507387946Authentic is authentic. If that food was authentic, I dare not see what it's really like across the pond.
>>507387946enlighten us on true authentic German cooking your highness
Deutschland citizens say they have the best food and it's named some shit like CUNNYWURST
>>507385071It's not being chemically purified though
>>507384546cringe
>>507388159what did it taste like
>>507384546This is shit
>>507386718I said something about some german deserts just being knockoffs of already existing deserts and that seemed to get him angy
>>507388609Sour. Just sour. I have no idea how one makes pork and gravy sour. I guess Germans like sour food. I had to shovel mashed potatoes in my mouth just to somewhat hide the taste. And it was like 50 dollars, too.
EuroTale (it’s just a shitload of wars within the Underground over random shit)
>>507387240I found out this existshttps://x.com/onionweigher/status/1860720289232859324
>>507388159>ITS AUTHENTICaccording to whom?you already explain to me how they managed to underseason the fucking sauerkraut when its literally salted cabbage to drain it of its water into a brine.if you can manage to make sauerkraut taste bland and not tangy, you fucked up big time, kiddo and your shit is not authentic if you fail to do something as elementary as sauerkraut.>porkdid they at least add a brown gravy?
>>507388924What the fuck
You VILL NOT insult Germany in his presence
>>507388928They underseasoned the pork, not the sauerkraut. The sauerkraut was okay. And yes, the pork did have a brown gravy. It was not the best.
>>507388924reminder: when stores get pillage before a great calamity hits, be it a volcano erupting, tectonic plates moving, the sea level rising or hail the size of volley balls crashing down on people's sost spots ...this is the type of shit no one steals.
>>507388924>this is kraut's average lunch
IT'S THE NEGAFAVE
>>507389152and you said the sauce is "sour"?what did they say was the sauce?sauerkraut is just kimchi with less spectacle. not much about it, but it is a contrast to rich meats
>>507389543There was no sauce, just gravy. Unless you consider gravy to be sauce. I don't know why the gravy was sour.
>>507388159And how exactly was the place authentic?
>>507390051It had a German name, it said so, had German founders, probably, and it made me stand outside in freezing weather for an hour so I had that classic Eastern Front experience.
Y'know despite growing up around the Russians(one of my childhood friends had direct mob ties) I don't think I've ever eaten their food
>>507389619yeah you are naming so many anomalies that i am pretty sure you've been thoroughly deceived.but worse yet you are not very smart to eat foreign food to the country that produces the authentic food for authenticity.that's like me going to italy to eat japanese and be upset they fuck it up because they drown it in olive oil.
Does fave think The Nightmare Before Christmas is a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie
>>507390184Nigga got fooled by a hipster eatery lmao
>>507390307Maybe the food was just bad. But isn't Manhattan supposed to be a cultural center? You'd think the foreign food there would be authentic.>>507390360The place trends on Instagram and other social medias apparently, so I probably was.
does fave play the hip new hero shooter slop with a marvel skin
>>507390446If it's in the united states nothing of culture is preserved. It's a forever pot of slop.
>>507390682Okay, you got me there.
Hello, this is Fave Undertale.Give money or computer esplode.
>>507390446maybe it was, maybe you don't like german food full-stop (acceptable too), but the way you explain that, the entire joint sounds dubious.>cultural centerthe hell does that mean? that a jew that traveled there 100 years ago and probably gave the keys to a korean knows how to make german food?
>>507390963There are a lot of immigrants from all over the world there. I don't know about Germans specifically, but I heard a lot of a Slavic language I couldn't quite put my finger on.
Undertale Vs Capcom 2
it’s kinda like how burgerland cooka da pizza better
>>507391057IF you want to torture yourself with poor german food then at least do it in the places where you'd expect germans in your country.texas, florida, pennsylvania and the midwest.here's a lesson in media literacy:any person of greater power in NY, D.C and CA with a german name is probably not german.a peace solution: try german pastries cakes/pies.whomever don't like those have no SOVL.
>>507391057The european immigrants are from several decades to centuries ago. The ones who now run the businesses are 3rd to 4th gens who are basically americans at this point. They wouldn't know how to cook shit.The best you get is authentic mexican or asian food.
>>507391510>Germans>PennsylvaniaYou're a bit mistaken. I've been to Pennsylvania tons and tons of times and the only "German" people are the Amish.
>>507391689this anon gets it!
>>507391689That's fair. Do Europeans even immigrate to the US anymore?
>>507387753Yeah and?You gotta problem with salt punk?!
>>507391907No.
kraut is being surprisingly docile. this is a comfy thread.
>>507391907There was an uptick in the amount of Eastern European elderly folk back when the Ukraine war started that I noticed in my city, but I that could just be me.
>>507391907A lot of ukrainians and russians, and anyone from the balkan regions. Basically the poor ones or at war.
>>507392202I gave him some of that distilled magic and he calmed right down, ya hear?
>>507333680maybe it's the way you're dressed
>>507392202when people are not difficult with me, i am not difficult with them.
>>507392460ONE MORE PUN, AND I'LL BE DONE!
I hate kraut and his innate ability to derail an undertale/deltarune thread into a political or cultural argument.
>>507392202He's happy because he found out that he can use his sauerkraut as lube
>>507392439That's fair I suppose. Most european inmigrants often arrived at other countries either looking for opportunities in the middle of a crisis/war. (The others were exported criminals)
>>507392449you mean you boiled the magic liquamen?oh no.
>>507392552how drunk are you?
They censored the machine guns in the Undertale Remake and replaced them with paintball guns.
>>507392552That's usually not true. You've started conflicts often
>>507392723i wasn't very drunk when i came back and now i am completely sober.weirder yet: i feel mentally more sound than someone who is too retarded to understand distillation.
>>507392552What if I want you to be difficult with me babey~~~
>>507392202I have had a lot of good conversations with him. As long as it's not about retarded drama or certain *ahem* political *ahem* things, he's perfectly fine. Like those tortoises that only hit their heads on black things like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO6ANzwFuGU
>>507392650It’s because 90% of people here are just orbiters (general) that don’t know how to start any actual conversation so they’ll just rebound off of the very small pile of people who actually say something It’s why it’s very easy to become a thread personality, all you have to do is never shut up and you’ll get autists eating out the palm of your hand
We're all just here for a good time, right? Right? RIGHT?
>>507392956i feel empowered to bring up terrible things to make people angry that bring up my name in a patronizing manner.
I drew Berdly as a hatchling
>>507393210That's okay, I'm not autistic so I don't get mad at the usual things that make people here mad.
>>507393210You’re so cute Krautsie
>>507393203i’m convinced everyone still here has some sort of humiliation or degradation kink
>>507393228>very telling
>>507339860hongry
>>507393228i improved it
>>507393821gem
>>507393821i laughed, good job kraut
>>507393228Baby My Beloved
>>507392202That's the power of the Christmas season. Praise Santa Christ.
>>507392202Very telling>>507393821
>>507394227don't make peace with pedophiles.
>>507394305^ Doublespeak
heya guys, whats going on.
>>507394305how on earth did that drawing look sexualized to you
>>507394467berdlyfag has busted it to less sexual things before.
>>507393985Just as when the germans, french, and brits laid down their arms at Christmas Eve at the height of the great war; Kraut gives /utg/ peace for one day.https://youtu.be/npR0IYDhRoM?si=mZQVUdxE1b9yTZf0
what music are you guys listening to on this festive night
>>507394467Krautsie likes em young and tenderized (see also: Noelle)
>>507394612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK9_H3FX98I
>>507394632i have no yet tried to hammer my love interest or brine their meat in vinegar.yet.
>>507394612I'm listening to some guy go into detail about which of the classic Final Fantasy games are the best ones (even though I know it's going to be the Pixel Remaster version 90% of the time)
>that papyrus picI’m NOT clicking that
"i have no yet tried to hammer my love interest or brine their meat in vinegar.yet."heya kraut, hows your day been.
>>507394804now i’m curious what the remaining 10% is
>>507394305okay Mr. "loli is a bodytype"
>>507394612https://files.catbox.moe/44wmvw.mp3Just a nice, relaxing song for a nice, relaxing night. If only I could understand the lyrics.
>>507395212For FF1 the best port is probably the PSP version. And for FF3 and FF4 the 3D remakes are the best.
>>507394612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsVSBhSwJg
>>507394612>https://youtu.be/9p97sxREC00this shit banging yo
>>507395368>hoi4 player
>>507395619Uh oh
>it's christmas>thread is filled with politics and baitwhy are you like this
Fave believes that White Mage is the coolest class (they play the healer role in every game ever)
>>507395735
>>507395656there's three types of players out there.call of duty players that want to play the american campaign and win for the bad guys for the nth time, then there's hoi4 players that want to invent a fascist finland and then there's people that play checkers.
>>507395735Christmas isn't until the 25th though
>>507395735>Anon is a time traveling wizard
>>507394612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l-cJ-206iQ
>>507395832>stealing my reaction images
>>507395735don't spoil the christmas thread for me i haven't gotten around to reading it yet
>>507395843no the 25th is the first christmas day, but christmas is 24th.that's like celebrating the sequel than the source material.
>>507395959
>>507394305I'm no pedo Kraut, I'm not the anon you're thinking about :(
"why are you like this"we should only post christmas stuff for the next 2 days. (then shitpost as much as possible on new years)
>>507395835I play modded only. I don't even know how anyone knew that song, which is from a mod.
>>507395967No, 24th is Christmas Eve, and its barely even just started. people don't tend to celebrate christmas until late into the night
>>507395843>noncanon timezone
>>507395809For me it's the Ninja because throwing shit and dealing 9999 damage is awesome
>>507396024don't even try to reason with the guy he's projecting his own insecurities
>>507396068your christmas festival lore is not canon.
>>507396239okay Mr Celebrates Christmas 2 days before actual christmas
>>507396024>thought i was beating a pedophilic schizophrenic>just a normal schizophrenicnow i am sad.
Happy Festivus for the rest of us
its cheistmas star being nice things about fave
>>507396023
>people are still confused between Christmas Eve and Christmas Day
>>507396534He will be missed upon his death. Underappreciated, at that. Somehow the only sane man, though his master is wiser. Given her beliefs in human history, that might reflect poorly on him.
>>507396646>images (4) (2).jpg
>>507396646my peeny hurte
>>507396646presents are put under the tree on the day of christ's birth (24th) its called "heiligabend" (holy evening) for a reason.and traditionally the kiddos wake up getting these present on the 25th.but we only have a life expectancy of 80-or-so-years and that means we dont have time for that shit! presents are under the tree on the 24th on by early morning. STAT!.
>>507396724Dammit foiled again
All I know is that I'm eating the next person who plays that annoying ass Mariah Carey song
>>507396957>ALL I WANT FOR KRISMAS IS YOUUUUU
>>507396957https://youtu.be/fFyBznTpVMU?si=wOYNj1D8yGWzvXBO
That’s it, I’m unleashing the Krampus on you fuckers
https://youtu.be/5FTK5aH6OEw?t=588I link this for no reason other than that I looked at Ralsei's face while listening to it and it fits rather well.
Merry Christmas Eve for those in the canon timezone.
>>507397129scary fucking swiss christmas demon shit in my deltarune thread? REALLY MAN!?
>>507397109What the actual fuck?
Which characters would be Santa Deniers and which would be Santa Believers
>>507397109dude this sucks
>>507394612I appreciate this moment in time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzoZGajfqX8
>>507396724IS THAT FUCKING RANCER? TAKE AS MANY YOUS FROM ME AS YOU LIKE!
Noellefags...
>>507398145Whatever they are doing is less cringe than you making a screenshot and posting it here.
>>507398384Hi Ugh718
>>507398384nah, he's got a point.
>>507398145>hace 2 semanasay dios mio...
>>507398426>>507398437What's next, a reddit comment you don't agree with? Fuck off.
>>507398530
>>507398530>NO! DONT DISAGREE WITH REDDIT!!!jesus christ you're sucking the christmas cheer out of me like doomer sucks dick.
new bread when
>>507398634No it's because it's like making conversation out of the homeless guy shadowboxing his made up friends on the side-walk
>>507394612https://files.catbox.moe/dd4yu8.mp3
>>507398634So you want to see reddit reposts here? Why?
Snowgravebros...
>>507398145Imagine the first comment as actually Noelle and the following as Monster Kid. Makes the screenshot less pathetic
>>507398820when you hear it you'll shit bricks
>>507398873I see an amalgamation of traits in that guy without any one character sticking outThis is the final boss comment
>>507398872i was JUST discussing that post you fucking freak stop spying on me
>>507398843funi
>>507399027Discussing it with whom?
>>507399147wouldn't you like to know infoboy
>>507398872We need to remind people that Bi people exist
>>507399185well yeah kinda like who do you discuss random reddit posts with
>>507399147>>507399284i'm discussing it with your mom
this thread SUCKS
>>507399375*starts dry humping you*
>>507399417life is full of disappointments.you are one of them.
>>507399417make a new bread then
>>507399547Oh boy, what flavor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SthcxWPXG_E
*frows up*
>>507399780momi i frew up
>>507399864>>507399864>>507399864>>507399864>He baked?>Post it
>>507394612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f73Fzhpa2vc
>>507398872Good. Lesbianism is a disease.
