Previous Thread: >>507428095>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP)>12/24 (Tue) After Maintenance - 1/8 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)Yuuka (Pajama) (3*)Noa (Pajama) (3*)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/510>Events:Secret Midnight Party ~The Oni Holds a Bell~ 秘密のミッドナイトパーティー~オニの手は鐘と共に~ - 12/24 (Tue) After Maintenance - 1/8 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)>Content:Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Outdoors - Heavy Armor) - 12/25 (Wed) 11:00 - 1/20 (Mon) 3:59 (JST)Total Assault: Hovercraft (Outdoors - Heavy Armor) - 1/1 (Wed) 11:00 - 1/8 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Lessons - 12/24 (Tue) 4:00 - 1/1 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Commissions - 1/1 (Wed) 4:00 - 1/8 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Normals - 1/8 (Wed) 4:00 - 1/15 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Hard - 1/15 (Wed) 4:00 - 1/20 (Mon) 3:59 (JST)2x Experience - 12/28 (Sat) 4:00 - 12/30 (Mon) 3:59 (JST) - 1/4 (Sat) 4:00 - 1/6 (Mon) 3:59 (JST)>>(GLOBAL)>Banners:>12/24 (Tue) After Maintenance – 1/7 (Tue) 1:59 AM (UTC)Kanna (Swimsuit) (3*)Fubuki (Swimsuit) (3*)Kirino (Swimsuit) (1* - Welfare)>News:GIFTCODE: GIFTFROMKANNAPatch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=2701320>Events:Say-Bing! - 12/24 (Tue) After Maintenance - 1/7 (Tue) 1:59 AM (UTC)>Content:Total Assault: Binah (Field Warfare) - 12/31 (Tue) 2:00 AM – 1/6 (Mon) 6:59 PM (UTC)Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field - Light Armor) - 12/25 (Wed) 2:00 AM – 1/22 (Wed) 6:59 PM (UTC)2x Lessons/Scrimmages - 12/23 (Mon) 7:00 PM – 12/30 (Mon) 6:59 PM (UTC)2x Normals - 12/30 (Mon) 7:00 PM – 1/6 (Mon) 6:59 PM (UTC)
I want two things for Christmas:
>Login>Pajama Noa greets you like thisHNGGGH
___
Merry Bingmas
>>507437754
Is SKirino worth farming?I'm planning on skipping the banners for bluefes, kisaki and god knows what else
>>507437798Why did you repost?
sexo
Sex Christmas
merry C&Cmas
what are ya eatin for Christmas /bag/?
Post>next year for surestudents
How do you go from this...
>>507437794
>>507437689sex with hikari from christmas eve all the way to new year's dawn
>>507437689That's a big hat.
My Lovely StudentWife Noa
Merry christmas bros!
>>507437826Just get her to 3*, basically clear 8 boxes, and that's good enough already.Box event is a chore to farm welfare.
>>507437830I didn't get Kanna in the last 2 rolls. No Kannasex :(
https://x.com/yamasaning/status/1871522107907276955Noa is perfection. Simply perfection.
i want to kill myself
It's over...
Wakapubes...https://x.com/nmti_col/status/1871552119939182693
A WHAT?!
>>507437885to this
Momoi
>>507438005Finish your paperwork first, sensei
Hina should transfer
>>507437885>>507438054She knows what Sensei likes.
>>507438035Quite the faux pas, Chihiro
>>507438008Actually painful...
>>507438056This is my daughter
P.Yuuka L2D.Now that's a lot of voice work and moan at the beginning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKfQWfJCZ0A
Wtf Maki is sexy now????
Holy shit SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
ATSUIATSUKETE HIKARABI SOU
>>507438030>>507438035lol
Your Christmas present? One "fluff your dog as much as you want" voucher!
>>507438008Bro, whyHow? I'm hurting for you.
Would you roll for this alt?
>>507438153
Noa love
>>507438290nyes
>check bonusYeah i think i will pass on this one bros
>>507438206>ATSUKETE
>>507438290Would yuzu give a footjob If I asked
Zoos gets coal for Christmas
Merry Christmas from a land down undaa. Summer has been awful so far
Merikuri /bag/!
>>507438008Plana wouldn't have done this to you.
eimisexmerry christmas
>no new tweetit's so over...
Why are we still here?
Feliz NavidadFeliz NavidadFeliz NavidadGonna rape Sensei and make him a dadFeliz NavidadFeliz NavidadFeliz NavidadGonna rape Sensei and make him a dadWe're gonna make kids for ChristmasWe're gonna make kids for ChristmasWe're gonna make kids for ChristmasUntil he can't get it up!
>>507438030Delicious. Would smother my face in
>>507438368She might be too embarrassed but you can always use her free pass to make her do it
IT'S TIME
>>507438498Money, food, and of course my precious students
This is a Rabu event and I'm all here for it
>>507438403>>507438439Merry Christmas, anon.
The little brat... told me to unwrap my present...
>>507438030Disgusting animal
>>507438739GRRR *goosh* *gooosh*
>>507438754Enjoy your games, anon.
>>507438754what are you gonna play?
Niya doko
>>507438941hag correction needed
Merry Christmas /bag/
more like hug correct niya
>>507438941I want to believe
Which students would gift sensei a chastity cage for Christmas?
>>507438920She didn't write anything incriminating, did she...?
What would you do in this situation?https://files.catbox.moe/omupqs.jpg
>>507439069leave, I don't like childs
>>507438920What was that? WHAT DID YOU WRITE DOWN!?
Nobody gives a fuck about Christmas.All festivities are retarded>hurr let's pretend some random day has a special meaning because of a meaningless made-up number on a piece of paper>>507438941Hopefully never.
100 rolls without a single pink. This is the worst banner I've ever had since day one. I can't afford to pity right now, fuck me why did I even try.
>>507438920What if it's doodle Sensei?
>>507439190Fark you!Go to sleep!
Christmas with dog
>>507437689The most shocking thing is that Noa did not rape me while I sleptShe respects my rights
Niyaniya doko
>>507439190Zoos gangsta until no one celebrates her birthday.
>>507439201>take an uncalculated risk>sufferThe human expression at work
>>507438008A-anon
>>507433828>>507434187I tested it out and changed wiki text to>Next time any EX skill is used, draw Toki's EX skill card.This is the first case where skill puts EX card first on top of the stack, but not into your hand. So after her non-Abi-Eshuh normal fires off (either on 35 second timer or upon Abi-Eshuh mode ending), nothing changes, but once you use any EX skill you're guaranteed to draw Toki EX card.This isn't like dHina where you get to just cycle all shots because card never leaves your hand, but you can get two activations (card in hand + card on top of stack) lined up.If you already had Toki EX in hand, nothing happens, you don't get to draw two of the same.
>>507438893Thanks>>507438938Nine Sols
>>507439201Why didn't you say bing?
>>507438739Its right there, bro, you just need to extend your arm
>>507437874home batch mcrib
>>507439190enough from zoos already
>Merry Christmas at this timeYou do not live in Japan. You are not Japanese. You will never be Japanese.
>>507439201It's Christmas so treat yourself to a few extra rolls. The double purple's just waiting right there.
WAH WAH CHRISTMAS SUCKS I HATE IT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>507438885>*goosh* *gooosh*fuck you, I want to forget
>>507438030Sniffing Wakamo for hours
I got spooked by cSerina. Is this a prank?
Pure sex
>>507437874Oyakodon
>>507439581>spookedSomething like that. Make sure to lock your chimney gate tonight. Or else.
>>507439581Merry Christmas!
>>507439581MERI KURISUMASU
>>507439396>another extremely calculated upskirt shotThe brat is too powerful.
>>507439408I want to assist to Gehenna's Christmas unholy sabath
>paruru
Christmas suck...
>>507439581I actually got spooked by her too on my 3rd ticket and pulled Fubuki on my 4th
>>507439736>less than $1Why is so cheap? Condoms here cost $5 and no one uses
I think I'll get around to reading my Momos this Christmas.
merry christmas
>Time to go to sleep, Sensei~
>>507440013Mama...
>>507439654pic unrelated right anon
Merry Sexmas.With Ibuki.
My happy wife Mika
I rabu Rabuon Christmas
My adorable daughterwife Azusa.Merry Christmas.
>>507439451?But we celebrate christmas on the 24th...
>>507439351oh so it seems like it just makes cycling much less cancerousI'd say it should've been like this from the get go but better late than never I guess
Fuck Guns 'N' Roses without SlashA real man never uses hair product unless he's blackToilet paper is for queersGargling after a blowjob is how they make light beerYou can't have no fun with an unloaded gunMy dad says that's for pussiesAin't gonna lift the seat to whizzJust 'cause it's called men's gymnastics doesn't mean it isThis Fairtrade coffee tastes like gayNow seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey
AAAAAAAAA I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH HARE SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>507440064Maybe
>>507440321Veritas win #47459865479
Miyako Status?
We all hate Hare here
>>507440321why she needs such a long pillow
>>507438738>>507438403>>507438439Happy christmas
>>507440463Out of the way MiYUCKo, I'm trying to look at Sora
>text says Fleiz Navidad>MERRY CHRISTMASUUUfor what purpose
>>507440510to grind on it
>>507438403>>507438439>>507438738Merry Christmas
>>507440563
>>507440563That image makes me so angry.It brings memories of me losing to my aunt in arm-wrestling when I was in first grade. I hate Konoka now.
Christmas date with Rabu
wtf Tomoe
>>507440719HANAE DON'T LOOK
I can't decide between big tits and cheek pull for my one a banner roll
>>507440670My aunt used to do the same but she lifts weights with my uncle, so it was always an unfair matchup
>>507440321Overflowing Hare's stack
>>507440670Rape your aunt since your stronger now
>>507440719This can't be fucking real
>>507440794always bet on big tits
Has anyone posted Pajama Maki's portrait here yet?
notable stuff from the event- millennium expo is probably the anni event- the reason maki chose millennium over wild hunt is "complicated"- noa teased knowing something about koyuki('s talent/shinpi?) but decided not to say it
https://x.com/moraeneukdae/status/1871362216878018615Man, revisiting Vol F with voice acting hits a lot different (even though it's chink voice acting)
I want my meds to fuck me on Christmas
REMINDER THAT BANANA-SHAPED HORNS ARE STUPID AND ARE FOR STUPID STUDENTSESPECIALLY IF THEY LOOK LIKE CHOCOLATE-COVERED BANANAS
>>507440628Trannylators think they're getting DEI money
Here, /bag/. Made this for (You). Thanks for the year of wanting to kill half of you and wanting to have a drink with you guys. The stream threads were the best part of /bag/. Merry Christmas
>>507440810>muh weightsif she's a woman she's still no match for you, that's how wide the gap is between sexesunless you're some lazy faggot made of jello
Seia sure does love hugs
>>507432923
How long do the Christmas lines stay for? Also holy shit it's snowing
That's two 100s already.https://x.com/makiron_luvNoa/status/1871521823764164825
We didn't get the Venice event though
>>507440841What do you think?
>>507440719?!?!??
>>507440176I am not going to cum on your adorable daughterwife's belly today.
>>507440880
>>507440825>since your stronger now>
>>507432923But Fubuki hates working and is good with children. She is begging to be a housewife
>>507441008Jesus.
>>507440995that doesn't look like hugging...
>>507440849>- millennium expo is probably the anni eventI just fucking know all the Rio secondaries are going to shit this place up for months
>>507440969Based anon. Merry Christmas
>>507440991I can beat her now, as a teen I couldn't
>>507441053Shut up, I grew up drinking lead water
>>507441008i kneel
>>507441149Anon, have you never hugged a girl before?
>>507440916Good thing Aru can't read or this would hurt her feelings.
https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/boards/vg.meta/text/%22rio%20secondaries%22/
>>507440330i like you
I need Kanna to perform resuscitation on my bing
>>507441229NORMALFAGS OUT OUT OUT!
Riofags are secondaries thoughJust look at Asayuki
>>507441028
>we got Noa and Yuuka's boring ass pijamas instead of the dinosaur
>they actually reuploaded the 4th Anni PV to include Kirino this timekek
JPbros, did you pull for them?
>>507441425> 5k pyroxMy chances are shit.
>>507441371Holy ass
>>507441371It should be illegal to be this hot
>>507441425I gave pYuuka a 10-roll and got nothing. That's all I'm giving
>>507440841
It isn't well known, but Rabu is actually a SRT dropout
>>507440176Since the usual anon won't cum on your adorable daughterwife today, I will. On this face specifically. >>507441404
I will pull for Yuuka (Truck)
>>50744142550 pulls, nothing
Unironically what the fuck did they mean by this
>"Hey guys, I want to know if I can roll for this character. I'm not that interested in the story but I wanna try it for her">Posts Rio
Serika LOVE!
>>5074414255 spooks, no rateups. ended up having to pick Noanot pushing it any more. arona can suck my dick
>>507441523Her body is all she's good for so it has to be ridiculous
>>507441609She was handcuffed to a railing and couldn't make it on time
>>507441609
>>507441425How good are they gameplaywise?
>>507441581incorrect
>>507441425t new yuuka face
So according to the replies from one of the previous threads, I should draw Michiru, Pina or Miyako (not drawing her though) for aggie. However, I forgot to mention I am drawing one of them getting violated. So I should ask again.
I like Miyako.
how do i turn off the Christmas theme
>>507440321Fuck she actually looks adorable
>>507441609Oh no no noLook at the top of her head
>>507441863Draw Pina getting violated.For the holiday.
>>507441696She gas good taste in robotic designs, a perfect sense of rationality and she is also far smarter than elves though
>>507441581Does anyone has the comic of the helmet gang asking Saki where did she get her helmet?
>>507441863PINASEX
>>507441753>when you stay the night at Yuuka's and fall straight to sleep at 9:00 PM without a hint of funny business
>>507440719Sensei has to dress up as Santa for Cherino and Hanae
>>507440628Localizers At least it doesn't say happy holidays like a certain other gacha game was forced to change every merry Christmas in-game line to.But they're literally saying Christmas, we know they're saying it, we can hear it, the localizers are retarded. Americans always do this stuff.
>>507441939Maybe.
Soundpost test
>>507441951Yuuka would still act like this before Noa so you'd get raped by Noa instead
Who is Tommy Vercetti of Blue Archive?
>>507441737
Track Yuuka and Pajama Yuuka are both wasted alts.
Reminder that everyone that rolled for the mutt will get raped under the excuse of lifeguard duty. Was it worth it?
>>507441425They couldn't make Yuuka any sexier? What is she 10?
/bag/, rate the current event in Global.
>>507442112is it rape if it's my wife?
>>507441679congratz anonyou're halfway there
>>507442061>not a webmDisappointing
>>507442153Have not read it/10I have better things to do on Christmas so I'll read it later
>>507441679Based
>>50744215310 bings out of 10
>>507442127Baby
>>507442085TOMMY VERCETTI? HUH SHITDIDNTHINKTHEYDEVERLETHIMOUT
>>507441850>The PJ BJ
>>507442153>event with the cops AND Rabu10/10 Would bing again
Headpat your shopkeeper
>>507442127They can't make Yuuka sexier than her base outfit anyway, might as well make her cuter instead
>>507441850>>507442293STOP THIS NOA!
>>507441679I kneel
>>507442153Started reading, at the wave pool part nowI feel really bad for Kanna I hope she gets a happy end to this
>>507441679Eww
...
>>507441863I don't care about pina so do pina
noa a shit for brown seafags (factually proven)
>>50744215310/10Kanna is cute, Fubuki is cute, Kirino is cute, even Rabu and her lackeys were cute. And for once the fat robot wasn't a bad guy. I think that was the first time I ever saw robot mooks actually being helpful
>>507441863>not drawing her thoughmiyucko bros....
>>507442468blessed roll
Just got done telling Ibuki and Kokona that Santa isn't actually real, but only after they finished crying from the coal I put in their stockings KWAB
Uh oh.It seems Hina has contracted a terrible disease.
>>507442352They literally did though
>>507442343*SLUUUUUURP*
>>507438008https://x.com/mitsukiyo_5/status/1871503861548208367?Not even your screenshot, but now you will be cursed with the same luck in your next desired banner.
>>507441584Shoo
How many more main story updates till chapter 3 gets wrapped up?
>>5074427892last is on bluefes
>>507442157If you orgasmed multiple tomes until she did once, yes
>>507442468Cute and canon couple
New story contents worth summarizing or looking into>Event story(full)>Toki's new momotalk>Kotori's new momotalk>Mashiro's new momotalk>Pajama yuuka momotalk>Pajama noa momotalkMeanwhile I'm going to check JP Twitter to see if anything notable happened
>>507442153I'm not done yet but It's the first story I've found worth reading in months and it's making me consider comitting unwise acts with my pyros so pretty good.
FUCK THE POLICE
>>507442613>KWABWhat’s this zoomerspeak?
>>507442679She doesn't look sexier here though.
The JTF watchin', Hasumi plottin' to get meWill I survive? Will I pass out? Come on, let's picture the possibilityGivin' me chargesValkyrie writin' warrantsI told Chief Kanna I was raised wrong and that's why I break HelmetsWas hyper as a kid and lonely as a teenOn my mobile, callin' VigiLanteeZ to the scene Packin' credits in my drawers, betrayed by the lawGirlies I protect with a passion, I'm livin' rough and rawCatchin' sukeban at fast ratesBallin' in the haunted cafeHustle 'til the sunrise', never stopped 'til the credits cameLive my life as a HERO until the day I dieLive my life as a Vigilante, 'cuhs even gettin' pieSaori got me tossin' junkI put the top down, now it's time to floss my stuffKeep your head up Hiyori, make these JTF girls sufferUp with Misaki in her truck , burnin' rubberThe credit is mandatory, the cakes is for laterThis HERO lifestyle, equipped with the bulletproof haloMake sure your eyes is on the buffet ticketGet your money, Princess, let's get rich and we'll kick itAll Eyes on She
>>507442930It's that little animal you see with summer chise
>>507442781guh phew
>>507442613based fuck christmashumbug
Fuck you.
Hiner
>>507442930it's an asp meme
why is it snowing in the thread
>>507442930/asp/ zoomer acronym for kek what a bitch
>>507443054>Fun? Why the hell would you do thatGod I hate this fat pig
>>507443110I dunno, but as usual blame gehennoids.
>>507443063It’s not my fault you have to make burgers even on Christmas eve
>>507442153I really enjoyed it/10Just wish I had enough pyros to roll for Kanna without bricking my rolling plan.
>>507443054Of course she doesn't, she doesn't like spending money, fucking fat calculator wouldn't even let me buy the latest gunpla instead fo
>>507443094What's going on down there?
>>507442930the summer of 92
>>507443063Is this Santa?
>>507443020What the fuck
>>507443212Christmas
SANTA ISN'T REAL?!
It's hard to work with an erection
Have a holy jolly RizzmasIt's a Sigma time of yearSo retro in OhioWith Reddit and PibbyHave a holly jolly RizzmasAnd when you gyatt down the streetSay hello to PeppinoAnd steamed hams are so sweetOh ho, the Fanum TaxBussin' uncannyPickle Rick waits for youRizz his SkibidiHave a holy jolly RizzmasAnd-a Huggy Wuggy's hereFreddy FNAF's got a holy jollyRizzmas this year
>>507443257Serina mogs Kazusa in vocals
>>507442942>the casual dark shirt that shows her sweat and the outline of her bra>her upper arms peeking out from the jacket>the jacket is like a super short skirt and similar to her base jacket and hides her butt, but now half of it is showing>ASS>LEGS>cute ponytail
>>507441863None then. Fuck off.
Shuro!
>>507443350Were (((we))) millennials really this fucking cringe as teenagers
Maki: "Yuuka-senpai! The last time you were on Schale's duty, you came home really late... what were you doing?"Yuuka: "T-That was... about Schale's job, so it's secret!"Yep, it's canon they had sex.
>>507443350kill yourself
>>507441863Umika
>>507443094
>>507443502I don't know. Probably, in the eyes of the generation Xers or whoever
Good girls get presents
>>507443506Bros my reputation as a teacher is crumbling....
>>507443430Seia has been a bad girl this year so she's only getting coal.
>>507443590Oh, Hina must be coming to cover the rest of my body in the blanket. What a good girl.
I fuck dog
>>507443502Yes, gen x was cringing when we were cranking dat
>>507443506>Yep, it's canon they had sex.Just like Kayoko.
>>507443506what the fuck
>>507443726tell your dog to put her fishnets back on
>>507443590Students that watch me sleep?
>>507443506>what students thinkThey totally had sex, it's obvious.>what actually happenedYuuka helping Sensei with his paperwork until 3 AM because she can't muster the courage to make her move.
Kill yourself subhuman
And heaven and nature singAnd heaven and nature sing
>>507443267NO. NOW PUT ON YOUR WORK BOOTS
>>507443807> Caught my student eating fried chicken> NYOOOO SEX!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKfQWfJCZ0A
>>507443350>I'M A FIRIN' MAH LAZAAAAAAAAAAAAR BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM>Dinner.>It's yours, my friend.
Friendly reminder to pat your students.
Dog fuck me
I deny any allegation regarding my engagement in sexual intercourse with a certain Hayase Yuuka
I confirm any allegation regarding my engagement in sexual intercourse with a certain Hayase Yuuka
>>507444013I don't.
>>507443927>he doesnt know
I confirm that I fucked Kokona.
Yuuka needs to lose the twintails.
What did she mean by this
>Anime Sensei
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Hayase Yuuka
Christmas is a holy day, do not fap to your students. https://may.2chan.net/b/src/1735054428393.jpg
Sex with Ako (Reindeer)
>>507444152she doesn't know she's dressed like a prostitute
____ ______ ____?
Part 1: >Koyuki is monologuing to herself about the end-of-year party she wants to have to celebrate surviving another hectic year. Noa and Yuuka interrupt her delusion. Koyuki is locked in the Reflection Room for mindlessly spending the Seminar’s budget without permission.>Yuuka wonders if there’s even a point to this Reflection since Koyuki isn’t cooperating at all. Noa agrees, saying this behavior is typical for Koyuki.Koyuki tries to guilt-trip Yuuka, saying it’s cruel to lock her in the Reflection Room on the last day of the year, even if she is at fault: “Isn’t it okay to have fun today?” Yuuka gets triggered and demands Koyuki reflect on her actions, proceeding to gently beat the shit out of her.>Yuuka has something in mind and asks Noa if she has free time. Yuuka tells Koyuki to behave, which immediately terrifies her. Koyuki accuses Yuuka of using Noa to intimidate her, which pisses Yuuka off: “Are you trying to say I’m not scary at all!?”>Yuuka relents somewhat, admitting Noa has an amazing memory, but... Koyuki adds that Noa is someone whose words and true feelings don’t align. Noa gets pissed and tells Koyuki they’ll “talk in a quiet place” about that later.Yuuka remarks that while Noa’s pranks might be harmful, they’re nothing compared to Koyuki’s antics. Finally, Yuuka has had enough and tells Noa they should leave the room.>Noa stares at Koyuki and smiles for a bit. Koyuki is confused, but Noa brushes it off: “It’s nothing.” After they leave, Koyuki checks the door and laughs to herself: “It went well,” she says, as the scene cuts to the Schale building where Sensei is working at his desk.
Merry Christmas /bag/gots
MERRY CHRISTMAS ALLERGY DONOR
Haven't post in a month, soMerry Christmas /bag/gies!
Just had mind-blowing, sweaty, s-s-sex with Sensei...!
https://x.com/_scarfy_chang/status/1871558919593869792sexy momoi
I need to have it with Yuubab
>>507444152Kayoko pu-
hashire sori yo~
Spoiler your shit, nigger, I actually give a fuck about the slice of life events
>>507438739
>>507444301pics or gtfo
>>507444134But she’s only 11
>>507444253I didn't need to see that
>>507444013>>507444075quit giving me the run around
>>507444013>>507444075
>Revised and updated.https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/1871526397698822266https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZJgWFvVVto
>>507444220wouldn't that imply she DOES know that she's dressed like a prostitute?
Part 1.2>As usual, Sensei is buried in work. A short flashback shows his wife (Yuuka) reprimanding him for not completing his work on time and insisting he get everything done.>Suddenly, Koyuki contacts Sensei and asks if he’s working. She says she has something she knows he’ll like: she shows him limited-edition cards (or something). Sensei goes nuts and asks where she got it. Koyuki replies that she bought it “properly.”>Sensei suspiciously asks, “With what money?” Koyuki deflects, asking why he’d ask such a thing. Sensei warns her she’ll get in trouble again. Koyuki laughs, saying that’s a problem for next year—right now, it doesn’t matter.>She explains she just wanted to share the unboxing with him and feels hurt by his “heartless” response. She adds that, as always, she’s in the Reflection Room and invites him over to enjoy the unboxing together.>Sensei hesitates, saying his wife will scold him if he doesn’t finish his work. Koyuki tries to persuade him with her earlier words, but it’s not enough to convince him.>Koyuki then tortures him with slow, deliberate unboxing over the phone, teasing him with all the possibilities and strategies they could use with the new figurines:>“Buuuut, you’re too busy for work, riiiiiight?”>“Shall we wrap up this year and spend a hot last night together?”>“It’s all up to you.”>Finally, Sensei slams the phone down and rushes out the door to Koyuki.
MERI CHRISTMASUMERI CHRISTMASUMERI CHRISTMASUMERI CHRISTMASUMERI CHRISTMASUMERI CHRISTMASUMERI CHRISTMASU
>>507444203Would /bag/ be able to mount and ride Reindeer Ako?
Is being baby the new sensei meta?
>>507444405How about giving me a reacharound, if you catch my drift?
>>507444503SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Open r/a/dio>Caramelldansen
>>507444431this is how i want to go
>>507444441>his wife (Yuuka)Stopped reading
>>507444501You can’t reach for the police officer’s gun, sensei
>>507444362Interesting argument, however:
>>507444458You either baby Sensei or become the baby.
>>507444228
>>507444301Oh, hi Wakamo.
>>507444608cringe
>>507444712>he never called his favorite teacher mom
Naturally, I cummed outside
>>507444441>A short flashback shows his wife (Yuuka)did he really just type thatboo[-]
>>507444786(lie)
>>507444705READ
>>507444826Get filtered
/bag/, I got you an elf for Christmas. You can ask her to do ANYTHING
babzoos was an omen
>>507444405Bro that’s a corrupt cop. She is gonna flatten your dick under ridiculous charges like dressing inappropriately in public or seducing officers of the law!
>>507444786Just do it responsibly.
>>507444772>>507444608
>>507444761I called my her my girlfriend once then she laughed and stopped giving me any attention outside of collecting homework
>>507444941I think this text has been edited
>>507437689choo choo brats
>>507444941sauce
>>507439190>Shitting on xmas of all holidaysYou're just mad you didn't get the new skullman plush
>>507444982>editedimproved*
>>507445048I wish they were choco brats... like >>507445092
Merry Christmas
>>507445092Sensei, don't look!
Canon Yuuka bushhttps://files.catbox.moe/u7y5in.webp
Just saw Serika being cute again...
>webp
>>507445121>Children fanart>It's always daughters>Never any sonEverytime
>>507445209uuuu yuuka webpee on me
why does EX use webp now -`‸´-
>>507445209I prefer the one with purple pubes and cute butthole
>>507445360Download full image
>>507444876I can't read, I play Blue Archive
>>507445293if I have a son, he could cuck me. I've seen the doujins
Just impregnated Yuuka's meaty body.
>>507440969alright, but if you're a seiafag then fuck you
coom in doom
>tfw I'm in area 7 of normal missions>Next cafe upgrade it's at 9-5I don't know if ignore the event and try to push it. Also I don't even have enough furniture to get max comfort level in my current cafe
>>507445472>Waka is the shortest It is because she a minor ?
>>507445293Kivotosians can only produce females
>>507440969good job bro
FUTOSUTO
So since global got a bunch of the pakeji like a month ago are we not going to get any selectors or rate up tickets for blufes itself?
>>507445547CRAFT
>>507445547
>>507445293Because I do the ritual and become my own son
>>507439190okay so because of this I decree that azusa's birthday tomorrow should be overshadowed by christmas OPs for other timezones
>>507445508we are all seiafags here
>>507445631May be the case.I'm willing to bet we're still getting them.
>>507445636With what?! Y'all told me not to roll until bluefest so I don't have those stones
>>507445472cum
>>507445631The only extra thing that we got was the shitty selector.Of course we are going to get the next bluefes selector up to C.Hare, stupid.
>>507445508Better watch your tone or you'll get what Seia got last time
>>507445472I die from the fucking smell, holy shit PEE YEWW
>>507445735Save up 8 of the crafting orbs from your daily missions and use them to do 3 nodes from the regular crafting. You can get furniture that way. You can also buy some furniture in the event
>>507444772>>507444608>>507444959
>>507445631It was the old selector re-released for no reason (not complaining)If they don't release the new selector for bluefes I'm pretty sure the scary KR people will be furious and Nexon probably doesn't want to deal with that
>>507445801is that a wienerpeesucky stone? just what I needed
>>507445735How the fuck do you not any stones? Don't tell me you didn't do the Hard Node mission daily.
>No christmas pakejiArona has fallen
Niyaniya for 4th anniversary
I don't know who to upgrade, but who should I not upgrade, i've been broad stroking it and that's nbot efficient.
>>507445852
>>507445472Now this reminded me that we will get wakamo doujin again from wisespeak for c105https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=2730742
>newcuties is a miyuckofaga bad start
I love my beautiful wife
>>507445905>>507445861Oh wait what the fuck the hard mission quest gave stones?!I haven't done any of them because they cost 20 of energy
>>507445547>>507445652>getting smooched on ChristmasA fate most horrible.
Hello, /bag/. Although I've quit the game no thanks to its shitty localization, it doesn't change the fact I have abandoned my students. I'm here to greet the students I've abandoned a Merry Christmas, sending my best wishes that they're at peace without me. Even to this day, I still think about them, the smiles on their faces, and their eagerness to make me smile. My Christmas wish is for the best of you all.Hina. :-)Oh yeah>t. bananapicker
IM GOING TO SAY IT
Omg I get it. Say Bing= Saving
>>507445801fuck you and your hockey puck bitch
>>507446094newbab....
>>507446141What? NoThat's stupidYou're stupid
>>507445982Post roster.
>>507446052Of course it's Wisespeak.Then again, I'm thankful he haven't done anymore FGO Tamamo prostitution doujin.Cut that man and his foxfu a break.
>>507446141What are you talking about?
>>507437794how's pYuuka?babuu babkaibuu?
>>507446141That doesn't make any senseLeave the premises immediately and never come back
Which students would say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas?
>>507446310all the white women
>>507446243Chise wouldn't say that.
>>507444340Enough lying nobody gives a shit
>>507446141But Say Bing by itself doesn't mean anything? It's like a one way word play. Doesnt mean anything.
>>507446238https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/d/d0/Yuuka_%28Pajama%29_Title.ogg
Todd wishes you all a Merry Christmas!Also the entire Bethesda collection is now on sale on Steam, check them out right now.
>>507446201I'll post it in the next thread, I got quite a few and it's honestly, overwhelming. I'm making an excel, thanks ahead of time.
>>507446310The ones that have been expelled from school 109 times.
Morning bing
>>507446538>Excel spreadsheet for student upgradesYuuka, I found your canon Sensei
>done reading Arius, Shanghaijing, Valkyrie and SRT Christmas messages>left with a whole lot of everyone else and their alts...I'll take it slow tomorrow. Not like I have plans anyway.
>>507446094You really should be doing at least one full sweep of node for elephs you need each day regardless of it rewarding crafting stones. Some say even two nodes worth is also efficient, but that's up to you. Elephs are important for a bunch of them.
Think I might make the thread glow tonight. I have plans.
>>507446494I made the mistake of buying Starfield. I'm not giving Todd another cent for the rest of my life.
What the fuck
>>507446538I'll probably be gone for Christmas dinner by then but I'm sure some others can help you.
>>507446538Actually, in one of the next couple of threads
>>507446538bro just use thishttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-lBJa3h4mXHkmuSKohoHe60WVVg1eRG9bA73jHqHzwA/edit?gid=702790264#gid=702790264and since you're probably autistic enough use https://justin163.com/ (even if it's outdated and abandoned, the UI is better and still works for older students) or arona.ai/calc (warning: korean) tooall you're missing after this is "who do I upgrade"
After opening cards with Koyuki, sensei very nearly gets caught by a returning noa and yuuka who came to throw a pajama party in the reflection roomAfter discovering the cards and dragging koyuki off, sensei is now locked in the reflection room, however, Kotama, who has been wiretapping sensei, offers to help sensei escape. Sensei, who complains about the wiretapping soon finds himself blackmailed by Kotama who demands 10 unique good morning calls from sensei.
one cake
/bag/, you told me that Dorontabi would publish a doujinshi that is SFW... You lied...
seia's cake
>>507446953What fuck Kotama
>>507446747This but for Outer WildsFallout in space just doesn't work
>>507446993Is it sfw or not?
Come and get your Christmas present, Sensei
Hayase YuukaGiving birth to meI'll try harder in the next life
>>507446953Milenninum is nothing but trouble.>>507446993This is just baby play, how is it not SFW?
>>507447031GUH
>>507446960I DONT KNOW WHY IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
>>507447009>buying an obsidian game when chris avellone is goneHonestly that's on you.
>Seia will never give birth to youIt's not fair bros
>>507446993that's sfw
>Still doing the same unfunny shilling for Bethesdaslop joke a year+ later
>>507446993Not even Dorontabi can fix Hina's ugly face.
>>507447031
>>507446953>literally rigged and blackmailed
>>507447224Stop projecting, Makoto.
>>507446953What? I'd do that for free for her
>>507446993bro your R18 sticker?
>>507447198but she can give birth to your children which is an acceptable alternative
>>507446203He and i think ichinomiya the one that consistently did Wakamo doujinKinda interesting that ichinomiya went from being yahagifag to being wakamofag
>>507447009>>507447164Outer Wilds isn't Outer Worlds
>>507446953What the fuck, she has to be pulling the strings.
>>507447349I'd rather she give birth to me
My precious desert rose.
Say NIGGER
>>507447419someone is, but it's not her
>>507445173Artist?
>>507447290And how exactly are you going to say "Good morning" in 10 different ways....?
>>507446953>10 unique good morning calls from senseiLiterally no one wants thisSensei is a ragged man already
Decacunny is that popular huh
So which students ended up getting coal?
>>507447471
>>507447613momoi
Merry Christmas my Miggas
Bros... I'm gonna miss an entire day because i'll be spending christmas with my family.Enjoy your game without me. I'll be bricked to death.
>>507447613Everyone from Gehenna
>>507446953just according to keikaku keikaku means plan
Babyplay is cringe.Petplay is cringe.The Japanese are cringe.
Stop drawing sad Seia in alts...
>>507447613Wakamo because it'd be funny.
>>507447748>Stop drawing Seia
>>507447737Post porn before you go anon
>>507447613Koyuki
>>507447748sensei...
>>507447737Are you really gonna miss this anon's >>507446671 Christmas lights set-up??
don't rape sensei
>>507447547It's in the image blind bro...https://x.com/niwlite
The Seia bullying must stop
>>507447031>>507447237I don't think I could ever settle for a girl without at least decent tits. Like look at that, it's as close to heaven as you're gonna get as a mortal being.
>>507446953Following veritas’ instructions, Sensei soon finds himself hiding in a kitchen in order to hide from an approaching seminar. Koyuki is also hiding in that exact kitchenYuuka comes in and very nearly discovers sensei who kicked a piece of kitchen equipment. However, koyuki boldly reveals herself to distract yuukaAs yuuka chases koyuki off, veritas and sensei mourn koyuki’s death, with kotama promising to create a website in her honour… just for koyuki to pop up right next to them.
>>507446879Thanks i'll check these out, well besides the korean one.
We must bully all foxes.
>>507447368 I like her Yahagi doujins a lot more than the Wakamo doujins, but she made like 15 of them so I can't really complain about her stopping.
Merry bingmas
>>507448046Why are we afraid of students dammitLet's fight backWe're adults
>>507448046clever girl
I get it now, the event is called Say-Bing because all the KSPD alts have lifesavers, essentially doing life saving.
>>507447748haha what a loser
We should bully Seia more often
>new hare doujin lets you know the color of Hare's nipples with RGB codes
>>507448149STR 1 pointDon't forget you slut
Don't forget to wish your studentwife a merry Christmas and give her a headpat and a nice present in the cafe!
>>507438178Back to the Kaiser labs with you!
>>507443176Lol, imagine not getting off work early, AND having Christmas off, truly a Mcwagey L.
>>507448149I'm sure it'd go well.
>>507448198This but Wakamo.
>>507448256I'm imagining.
Did we get anything last Christmas, or am I having another dementia inducing episode again?
>>507448149You are right, I'll use my adult strength to fight b-AAAAAAAACKK!
Kirino...
>>507448324
>>507448326Nope
>>507448376Cutest weapon
>>507448256Cute touch
>>507448256BA doujins have some weird as hell fetishes. You don't get this with chinkslop
>GiftcodeI don't remember the last time I used a code.
>>507448256It was Maki's, my bad
>>507448046Hare calls maki to prepare for a more physical escape from millennium(destroying doors or windows)However, koyuki is unfazed at the prospect of damaging millennium property, using its wealth as an excuse.Sensei feels this is getting too extreme, and tries to offer the more honest solution of confessing and owning up.However, Kotama blackmails sensei YET AGAIN. Questioning him regarding what exactly he’ll confess to seminarMuch more aware of the imminent consequences, Sensei resolves to escape once more, only to run into security drones which koyuki is told to disarm rather than destroy.
>>507447613Me but the coal is Karin
>>507447595dude has been shilling this on misskey all year. I feel like I've read the whole thing with how many panels he posted
>>507448509too much white...get some black lace panties or something...
Stop posting images
>>507448149>He thinks he can fight back
ToT
I will doompost about the art count for this event
Explain this
>>507448376I want to see those blue stripes
>>507448896I like children.
>>507448789Imagine the taste of the water.
>>507448149Hitting students is kind of a dick move.
I forgot an image of Ako's tits on the monitor when i asked for the maid to clean my roomFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Guess who's cooking the Christmas dinner
>gookino music>lots of cute girls>BA pack soonWhy aren't you playing djmax, /bag/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGGpe2tD10M
>>507448501Kirino died for our sinsThis is the reason for the season
>Hanae nursing handjob complete with milkHoly shit, what a present
it's time to celebrate the birth prophet issa!
>>507448256>braidsThat's my son, not Hare
>The free Kirino gives area attack buff + coverSo she is just a better Kotama? I've hear people here that Kotama is good for newbies but isn't this Kirino better?
You’re a battered rape victim.
>>507448896Its just business.
>>507448789Yummy.
another bond 100 chihirohttps://x.com/aY2jqMQaQY16080/status/1871532747405365718
>>507448876you couldn't possibly do this on christmas
>>507448952This is my fetish
>>507448724She's a very clean and pure woman, she doesn't allow dirt or blemishes
>dad saw my ibuki figure and said she looks cutehuh
>>507446248
>>507449240He's a true comrade.
what did they mean by these vaguely phallic shapes?
>>507449196Noa has 51 images and Yuuka has 96flop event lmao
>>507449129> Cost: 5No.Not to mention Kotama's atk buff is higher.S.Kirino is used for Chokma, in which she is the core there.
>>507449198Noa bride
>>507449265
got my cousin to try out our game boys
B-Bing..
-1
>>507449331goodwe must save some art for Christmas fanarts
>>507449374When are you getting him to suck your dick in his favorite students cosplay?
Merry Christmas /bag/gots.
>>507449395> 355More like "Oh god".
>>507449240>mom saw my Izuna acrylic stand and told me to stop buying that chinky dyke crapMerry Christmas :)
>try to post image>File too largeRepublic of Hitlerstan nonsensehttps://x.com/tentenchan2525/status/1871483383643316547
All Mika deserves is my dick in her ass.
>>507449374If he is uncomfortable with having a harem of school girls as an adult he is unworthy
>>507449395bricked
I'm paying artists to stop producing any and all Seia art.
>>507449395WTF is that screencap size? Did you just use AI to enlarge that image?
>>507449462sir this the heterosexualest thread on the board, you can pick literally any other to indulge in your filthy tastes
Remember early threads are allowed.
>>507449483>Step 1: Put the image in your screen>Step 2: Screenshot it>Step 3: Post the screenshotNo need to thanks me
all students should be boys
I didn't bing my students today
>>507449578Galaxy Gallery allows you to upscale small images
>No imagesI'm going to die alone
didn't ask early thread schizo
>>507448789>>507448896Nexon knows who their audience is.
>trying to play BA discreetly to do dailies before reset>little cousin sees>now bugging me to play because she knows my phone has games>says no and she starts whining>dad tells me to let her playWHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
Merry Christmas!
what killed the hype
>377nani
>deleting your own post to get the last image
>>507448896hot...
>>507449001Link??
>>507449742Tell dad you don’t want your cousin to lose braincells at such a young edge.
>all the anons that bricked themselves when bluefes is around the cornerThere will be no miracles to save you.
what revived the hype?
>>507449770to be fair it's christmasNo one would spent their day talking about a mobile game in a 4chan thread.Everyone is with their loved ones
>>507449742Let her use up your stamina on some random missions
>>507449742lock yourself in the bathroom
>>507449742Show anyway. I've shown my little sister various games and even played some
>>507449531he's not a /pol/monster like me but he's got sense to not let people tell him he can't enjoy girlsI think it's mostly his frustration with mihomo games, and our gacha system being fairly generous that got him to give it a shot, let's see what he thinks
Gehenna is bad.
>>507449742Make a post in 4chan about it
>>507449820I lied ( . v . )
>On the /a/ dj thing>They only play weeb musiceimi.jpg
>>507449742I remember showing my cousin princess connect at christmas once. she thought it was weird I was playing a "girl game".
Alright, baggots. What are you doing this Christmas?
>>507449985>radio from an anime board in an anime site>why do they be playing animu songs do1?
POST FASTER /BAG/
There's no wayhttps://x.com/silverchariot96/status/1871499309633650915
>>507449742Perfect time for a belly blast
>>507450029Play games.
>>507449864>No one would spent their day talking about a mobile game in a 4chan thread.Uhhhhh…
>>507448149(USER WAS RAPED FOR THIS POST)
>>507450123>>507450123>>507450123
key sexo
>>507449742Download guardian tales and let her play
Snap back to reality.
hmm nyo
>>507449742I mean, it's not like you are playing Dust BrownUnless you have Eimi or some swimsuit unit everyone is covered fairly well, and they even look kinda cool with their weapon.The strangest thing she could notice is that everyone is a girl, but you can say that characters like Maki or Fubuki are boys and she would believe it.
Hare and Sensei banging.
All foxes owe me sex
>early>hoshitnonah
>>507450249Even Mari?
https://x.com/nmti_col/status/1871552119939182693Thoughts?
Sensei (me) owes everyone sex.
>>507450350SNIIIIIFFFFFFF
>>507450330Mari is a cat
>>507450330But she's not a fox. ..
newfag here what does coom in doom mean
>>507450350I just Kanna drinking a jar of cum..
>>507449742Make her clear Set for you
>>507450676kek
>>507449742mario if he real
haha mari got cucked
MARI IS A CAT
>>507450542Coom = ejaculateDoom = doomfox = Seia
>>507450270You lost
i like that you get to pinch fubuki inn her L2D, which other student also have a extra feature like this one?
>>507450985Seia is a hopefox.>>507451121S. Hiyori
Chiaki HATE
I don't think Mari is a car
sex?
ded
early threads are /bag/ culture now
>>507451873blame the mods for allowing the /feg/ schizo to make early threads
i have 65% bonus should i farm lower stages?
coom in coom
>>507452078Just fill in the planner broI personally always farm 9-12, because I usually get 3-4 purple artifacts
coom in hope
Seia more like say, uh, where's her banner lmao!
Based.
Cringe.
Rio?More likeRi-no!haha
>earlyniggertryFucking tourists. I can't even read the event cuz I'm stuck at work
>>507452935>stuck at work during Christmas Eveyour fault for being employed by jews
rio and seia are NOT getting banners.
>>507452935sameI'll be home in an hour though, and I'm looking forward to reading it
>>507452005who???
>>507453121I can't wait to see my comfy wife and daughters shitposting at holiday speeds. Camp rerun couldn't come any sooner either
Banging your students is unethical behavior, Sensei.
>>507453386Oh you mean the JP event? kinda jealous, the event looks super funKuyashii!!!
Binging my students
>>507450330She's the biggest fox slut.
>>507453629ded/bag/...
