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it's christmas tonight
Miyako love
It's time to choose /bag/Do you want to be the babyorDo you want to fuck the baby
Bwos Do we hate Hoshino still?
This is the one.
Bah Humbug
*Plap plap plap*
>>507484775the christmas hat fits arona perfectly
It may not seem like it but this is a jolly Kasumi general Ho-ho-ho? More like WA-HA-HA. Merry christmas.
>>507484913can they just be gay together?
Momoi never had the makings of a varsity gamer
Glory.
>>507485069Nice
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125513687why is Nagi like this?
>>507484925Zoosie would never say that.
>>507484936Are those really her hips?
Can you handle both?
Arona and Plana love!
>>507484975AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AS WELL!
Based Fubuki
>>507484913I want to be Noa's baby..
>POV: You dropped the soap bar in Abydos
>>507485254She isn't wrong
>>507485152https://files.catbox.moe/ok69g0.mp4
>>507485342you know, Serika with light coloured hair would be kinda nice.
This your student?
>>507485153Perhaps
>>507485069I want them
>>507485476Wait a minute, that's my wife.
>>507484913NeitherI'm creating the baby
Hina should transfer
>>507485476That's my baby!
>character who fans wrongly portray as having no friends>reisa>character who actually has no friends>wakamoHuh.
I think sensi is having sex with some students secretly which is illegal
>fags on the last thread arguing during christmas on a basket weaving forumStfu and have a melli kurisuamsu /bag/gots
>>507485342
>>507485374wtf is this real?
>>507485572I will transfer my fluids into her womb instead.
>>507485572to mihomo slop games
>>507485572Her cunny to my face
Merry Christmas /bag/!C&Cord wishes all of you a nice time with friends, family and loved ones!
I think my son has gyno
Nagisa love
What does she eat?
Forgive.
Most insane Trinity event: the snacks are gone :(Calmest Millenium event:
>>507485750
>>507485514>>507484936GET PREGNANT NOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I just want an RTX 5090 for Christmas...
Can't wait to spend christmas reading with my comfy wife
>>507485923Ice cream
>>507485940Fuck you for making me chuckle
>>507485923Sensemen
>>507485923Yogurt
>>507486073BING CHILING
>>507485648Rumi The Oppai
>>507486119Careful
>>507485923Do you really want to know? yogurt
Old, fat and ugly is peak form for sensei.
>maki posted constantly for 3 dayspost your maki's relationship level
waahh wahh where present waahhh
My precious desert rose.
>>507485923Batteries just kidding, Yogurt
You stop this NOW.
Yogurt aforementioned
I can't get to the mailbox to get the present my mom mailed me because a moose keeps wandering around my street, and I still haven't gotten Kanna or Fubuki after 15 bings.this Christmas sucks
>>507486382Bro? Your gun?
>>507486382throw some fireworks at the moose
>>507486382Just fucking kill him
>>507486382that moose is meif you get in range I WILL maul you to death.
>>507486382Just wrestle the moose to assert dominance?
>>507486250Groping a cute girl's thighs is one of my fetishes and it always pisses me off in porn and hentai when the guy just goes straight for the crotch and completely ignores those delicious supple squishy thighs like they don't exist.
>>507486312I hate anons like you the most
>>507481594A fucking air fryer
>>507486382>gift from momYou make your stand here and now you pussy.
Left or Right?
>>507486382I got sick three days ago and here's my rolls I hope your christmas gets a bit better
Merry Christmas from the whitest Sensei.
>>507486629Both
>>507486629grasses
>>507486382Do this
>>507486382Go and get the rifle.
>>507486629The glasses stay on during sex
Her ass isn't even that big
>>507486640Wonder who will be the students for next year.
https://youtube.com/shorts/9-MmuUQxBoM?si=_FTL87Dkoy7HEIfW
Uzawa Reisa thighjob
>>507486382Funniest post I've seen in a while. Also do pic rel
>>507486382I ain't ever squared up against a moose before but I'll be damned if any animal stands between me and something from my mom.
>>507486829wrong
Merry Christmas big sister!
>>507486738Asobi asobase was better.
>>507486870
>>507486829Merry Christmas /bag/. Enjoy your holiday.
>>507486738Nichibros was better
>>507486990
>>507486629but no one asked
Should I blow my load for Kanna?
>>507486629Taking away a character's glasses is like an angel without their wings, even if in this case it doesn't make sense to also be wearing a sleep mask at the same time
>>507487123Reisa armpitjob
>>507486629She fucking blackmailed me.
>>507486564Thanks anon u the best, the weight of my life dicisions are lifted, momentarily. Get the best pulls.
>>507486265Karin seems to have stolen all of Iori's melanin
>>507487236Your fault
>>507486629Why does she only have one side braided...?
>>507486118Which students would sit on Santa's lap and start crying?
Which of these portraits do you think is the cutest, and which one is the sexiest?
>>507487348Ako
>>507487348Why would they cry?
I don't want to get philosophical but that post is stirring me inside
>Make sure everyone else fall asleep>Sneak out with sensei>"I want to be with you alone and go even further"How can anyone compete?
>that is correct Mr. State Trooper, I shot and killed this moose with my PTR-91 in a public suburb just so I can get to the mailboxc'mon guys
>>507487407Cutest: MakiSexist: Maki__
Millennium babes for Christmas
>>507487407Maki
>>507487473There are already multiple students that have slept with Sensei.
>>507487407Cutest: HareSexiest: Chihiro
>>507487473>Sensually whispers in your ear on the title screenThey can't.
>>507487510>SexistMaki..? Based
How do you redeem codes on an iphone, /bag/?
>>507487503This is actually a valid reason though.
>>507487407Hare is the cutest and sexiest is hard to pick between the two cows because both do a different kind of sex
>>507487445Santa is a scary strange adult and they don't understand why their mom willingly gave them to him.
>>507487407HareNoa
>>507487407Cutest: NoaSexiest: Noa
>>507487608>>507487473
>>507487609I blame my e key. Maki is innocent.
>>507487574and Noa is one of them
>>507487407Maki Maki, Koyuki
>>507487503Implying Americans haven't shot and killed things for anything less
>>507487301Maybe she's a side-sleeper and thus can only keep an earbud in the non-pillow side of her head
>>507487503>State TrooperI thought you might be Canadian and thus would at least have an excuse, but you really don't. C'mon guy. I bet you're in some super rural state like Maine where people shoot their guns off all the time anyway.
>>507487503He was standing between man and a gift from his mom. That moose has no fucking excuse.
>>507487764>"Take your swing"
>>507487407Cutest: HareSexiest: Noa
>>507486382BULLWINKLE'd.
>>507487503>carrying out one of your god given rightsYou're free to go, sir.
>literally nobody said bing throughout the entire eventI feel lied to
>>507486382Moose Hyakkiyako student when?
>>507487503This but unironically with wild hogs in Texas.
>>507487915>Chise didnt appear in the eventI hate this place
What's going on right now here?
>>507487668Probably Ibuki cause she's a child.
>>507487503>the moose was charging at me officer
>>507487962https://x.com/handleitgrips/status/1867836452765102138
>>507487993I'm bending Hare over and taking her from behind
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>507487697>>507487473>>507487608
>>507487962You're hotboxing your car parked at the side of the street when this lady cop comes up and raps her flashlight on your driver's window.>Niisan, license and registration please.Your response?
>>507487574>>507487746Students Sensei has slept with/spent the night with>Akane>Chihiro>Kayoko>Hina>Chinatsu>Mika>Tsubaki>Shun>Toki>Momiji>Shiggy>Hoshino multiple times>now NoaNot beating the manwhore allegations.
>>507488054Is coming right for us!
>giftfromkanna>didn't get any giftkanna is a liar
>>507485930>850x1200
PYuuka's EX animation made me realize that toymakers in Kivotos probably dont have to worry about making their toys safe for childrenThey can just put fucking bombs and shit in them
>>507488224It's a Honda...
>>507488224I'm not a poor and retarded so I don't do drugs so I guess I'll just say good day officer
>>507487523I will be a father of four by September
So how are you planning on ending it all once you realize Rio isn't going to be blufes?
kanna is a b(e)ing>>507485930I forgive you rio -t.key
>>507488314You typed it in all caps?
>>507488353
>>507488434I will console myself with my Sumire bluefes
>>507488320Child shun's event has the kids playing with white phosperous grenades
>>507488380>Sir, I need to see your license and registration.
>>507488224I'm the guy who pointed the car out to her because I'm not a faggot druggie, she then thanked me over nice coffee date
.
>>507488504>here you go ma'am
should I really buy a ps5 or an onahole
>>507488434I don't care whether she is or isn't the bluefes student
>dogsex swimsuit alt on global>Noa pajamas alt on JPThey really want to drain our pyros on both JP and Global right before fes, don't they?
This Christmas sucks
>>507488494That's just what chinese children do in our world as well.
>>507488561Get a hooker
Would you play it
>>507488561Those 2 things are not even close too the same price. Bu get yourself a Lolinco Virgo, that thing is a semen sucking thing of beauty
>PYuukaI can't imagine saying this without thinking about "Pee Yew" implying Yuuka stinks
>>507488054Living in Maine makes you aware of how dangerous they can be, so I wouldn't hesitate to shoot it either. Blue Archive.
>>507487523source?
>>507488669>implying
Saggy Christmas
>>507488561Onahole
>>507488619Only if I can be Professor Peroro
>>507488597Just don't make it sucks, problem solved
>>507488617it's annoying beacuase I can't even get it hard when it comes to it
>>507488619What's you fags' main on Kivopoly?
>>507488561>no exclusivesGet a PC
>>507488815Get her to roleplay
>>507488669Call her babuuka instead.
>>507487503have you seen real moose before? they're bigger than a fucking car of course I would use a PTR-91 against them to get the mail
>>507488664That Whatchamacallit Virgo, how much does that cost, Officer?
>>507488778alright you got me
>>507488619I've never played Monopoly in my life
>>507488894But I like Ibuki
>>507488696can't stop noticing the 5.56 case ejecting from a .50 cal gun
>>507488918>HeeheeSTOP I'M TIRED OF NOTICING
>>507488448Huh I need to typed it? Just login is not enough? Where do I typed it?
bing bit never was funny
>>50748891454.99https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/onaholes/sujiman-kupa-lolinco-virgo
>>507488839I already own one
Woah you can get characters from just lessons with enough patiences.
>>507488778
>>507487240
>>507488778heh
>>507489008
>>507488971okay, and?
>>507489120it will be not tight....
>>507489008>>507489101
>>507489175try the poopchute
>>507488561notice how anon talks about buying ps5 but not its game
>>507489078The snow on the Christmas page layout really enhances this.
https://x.com/emiyadaili_KNK/status/1871556438512025910ks
>I should fuck a prosty in the asssaid no one everfor the love of god, anon, please don't
No heeheehee allowed after this post
>itthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNr8su3gecU
>>507489289bing
I'm actually really looking forward to Toki's bond item. The instant enhanced normal on EX and bonus accuracy is kinda crazy.
I should fuck my sister in the ass
>>507489386that's not Kisaki...
>>507489234that's gross af
>>507489465It's in the game right now dummy.
>>507487407Cutest: HareSexiest: Maki
https://x.com/yamasaning/status/1871522107907276955?t=BlyAbAlyzB6mV9ETzBkQtQ&s=19spin Noa spin
heehee
>>507489476Midori pls
>>507489016Account > coupon
>>507489539it's not real until it's on my server
>>507489639Well that sounds like a (You) problem.
My niece likes this thread keep binging
>>507489442I'm balancing it out by enjoying the r/a/dio thread.
>*bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee... *bing* Heehee...
>>507489704Does your niece need a 45 year old Sensei boyfriend?
>>507489698no I'm happy so I'm making it your problem instead
>>507489078>>507489264when will it end?
>>507488778Not a meme but she is actually standing on the second half of the EX cut-in.
Merry Christmas /bag/
Merry Christmas!
First the foodThen the fuck
>>507489841I'LL MAKE YOU A PROBLEM
Is /bag/ a Bing General?
>>507489897Is this AI?
>>507485831Merry christmas
>>507489892Smart way to do it honestly, I love seeing all these little animator tricks.
I thought all the girls had Christmas lines in the lobby, what a ripoff
>>507489974/bag/ is DuckDuckGo general.
So Is Noa Sensei sexual now with this alt?
>>507488903Ba-buu-ka
>>507488561With the onahole, you can at least pretend you have game
>>507490000The deformed cross on her hat says yes.
>>507489892Can you change the pillow to a condom or something for science...?
Bing
>>507489458I binged
>>507490000I saved it last year so I don't know. Be sure to take your meds
>>507489957I'm even kind of looking forward to seeing if Kotori's item makes her get used for things like hovercraft since my Kotori is pretty seriously invested
>>507488082They need to fucking release koyukidev from the dev jail already. She could have 2 amazing alts but nexon refuses to give them to us.
>>507490079I'm still using Google and US spyware.
How would he fare as Sensei?
>>507490243Yes Serina...
>>507490309Koyuki is condemned to NPC hell forever for raiding my doujins drawers/folders
Did they use to give Firing Drill coins to new players?Because I have the memory of being new in the game and having a bunch of them, and I don't know if it's true or not
Come over Sensei~
Merry Christmas
>no one ever said bing>Chise wasn't in the event>I didn't get Kanna>Kirino is ugly and stupidI hate this patch
>>507490324No you can't turn the clock back.
>>507490304She'll probably be used as filler Wakaboat or used in some weird JFD. Not sure if that healing bonus she gets really makes her that much better though.
>>507490404You are ugly and stupid
I really wish this bitch would stop sexually harassing my wife
>>507490478Yeah, I am. It takes one to know one
>>507490432women will never understand that reverse helicopter is harder than normal helicopter
>>507490345He would merge with Key.
>>507490304MORE DAKKA
>>507490432I WANNA GO BACK
>>507490367sometimes web events or stream/anniversary gifts include firing drill coins >>507490450healing buff will definitely not help her EX, since it doesn't fix her other issues (extremely slow windup and short shield duration). But I'll at least have her in my back pocket for weird stuff.
>>507490004
>AI slop
go camping next year, /bag/.
>>507490505I have that account muted
>>507490372Nice pajamas. Where did you get them? Your granny's closet?!
I thought they don't teach this part of CPR training anymore? mouth to mouth resuscitation
>>507490404>my wife got her bond gear just in time for ChristmasI love this patch.
>>507490541Man up faggot.
>>507490572Half of /bag/ would die if they went camping.
>>507490404you will not slander my adorable, hardworking wife like that
>>507484936>>507485154>>507485548>>507487407>>507487874>>507489558>>507490372
>>507490631Nebra disk status? 40/80 T1s means I'm going to put off the level 2 upgrade for a bit
>>507490621>I don't nothuh?
>>507490572Does going innawoods shooting guns with frens considered camping?
>>507490572as a ZOG I already do that for a living
>>507490724Fuck the police
I know we joke about Pina, but does anyone care about Minori? I don't think I've ever seen a single person say they they were a fan nor have I ever seen her on someone's menu screen
>>507490568Doodle Sensei was drawn by Arona who herself is an ai. Therefore (You) yourself are sloppa.
>>507490621Neat detail:Women are in more danger of dying when they need CPR performed to them because the dolls they use now don't have breasts, so it's a different feeling than bare chest.Also, nowadays men will never risk putting their lips over an unconscious woman, even the CPR instructors blatantly recommend to not do it and just wait for a woman or professional to do it for you.
Hinyawife
>>507490869we have one minorifan around, he just doesn't post her that much
Any santa clothes doujinshi?
>>507490903this is too retarded to not be true.
Is Sensei getting raped for Christmas?
>>507490372Noa's definitely the type to tease me for getting dazed during ear-cleaning and lick my ears after cleaning them.....And that's why my head's already on her lap!
>>507490968merry fucking clitoris
>>507490958>last six week before bluefes are 4 weeks aoi and 2 weeks yuuka eventI can't buy anything. My receipts are getting checked 24/7
what the fuck is her problem
>>507490869she's cute and I admire her dedication, but she's still commie trash and will be lined up against the wall like the rest
>>507490869I do but my crafting backlog is becoming significant
>>507490869She's an average girl from PortlandA communist activist who doesn't really want to fix anything, she just wants to protest and be an activist, its her entire personality. She holds a struggle session with herself after she has a selfish thought about hoarding sensei for herself. She's an average leftist college chick who made her entire personality into being a communist, but with no real end goals.If anything her personality was too accurate to what it was parodying. I see her momo's and I just see real life people. She reads childrens stories and talks about how they're secretly anti proletariat messages.
>>507490903>the dolls they use now don't have breastsThe fuck
>>507490805Double negative to show emphasis that you aren't against the idea of doing something
>>507491195based
>>507491231glad I don't have advanced brain rot like you
>>507491065It's not rape if that's what the students wished for Christmas
>>507490903>this is too retarded to not be true.Not that Anon, but...https://www.heart.org/en/news/2020/11/23/why-people-fear-performing-cpr-on-women-and-what-to-do-about-ittl;dr People are afraid of being called a rapist, because no good deed goes unpunished. There have been court cases in the past, most get thrown out but the fear is real
>>507490903It's over, we're fucked. We will die
>>507490869I like her but she's a bit overbearing sometimes so she's not in my top students or anything.
>>507491340This isn't brainrot, its an obvious parody. She is a literal communist, read her momo's. None of what I said is close to inaccurate.
>>507490132Is this ok enough
You can swim right /bag/?
>>507490792After upgrading it I'm down to 209 T1/70 T2. Gonna have to craft the rest when maxing BHosh potential. I have to do SHosh as well. Floor 74 looks better, fuck Set.
I think I fucked up on my skill selection t's so hard anons
>>507491450Anon we're talking about blue archive and you started whining about women in portland. What are you doing with yourself?
>>507491519It's simple. If there's a yellow dot, I upgrade
>>507490572only if I can take cMaki with me
Sensei, what type of swimsuit did you wear when you visited the Valkyrie Police at the pool?
>>507491490I want to say mean things about your inability to do Set but it's Christmas so I will merely post this angry Mari.
>>507491231>no real end goals.Her goal is more pudding. Which is a more real goal than what activists that come out of colleges aspire to
>>507491462>Noa throwing big Haniwa insteadPerfect!
I-Is this the power of Yuuka?
>>507491347I still remember that guy that changed a woman's tire, and she called him a rapist and had him thrown into prison, and his wife instantly left him and his life fell apart until security footage shows he literally did just change her tire, they didn't even have any bad interactions. She just accused him for no reason.Doesn't matter if it gets thrown out, the second your accused people around you are told to break things off or else they're supporting your evil. Your job and your wife instantly drop you.
You all got bingd
>>507491628Just swim trunks, I don't have the confidence or physique to wear anything crazy in front of my students
>>507491658She is indeed the Mash of BA
>>507490903They don't even teach you how to do mouth to mouth for cpr, it's fallen out of favor in recent years apparently in first aid training. Chest compressions are the main focus now
>>507484775Look at what just arrived just in time for Christmas https://files.catbox.moe/lqv9ci.jpgI'll take pics of that unscanned Hina doujin later
>>507491490It wouldn't be so bad if more ooparts (nebras, lenses, etc) had coin options. Let me buy those things in the permit shop I don't care.
>>507491790Ibuki!
>>507490903You reap what you sow and all that.
I wish this game was like FGO and you could burn students you don't like for materials
>>507491628What else are you gonna wear besides a swim trunk?
>>507491790>Shinosawa HiroBased
>>507491628This is one of the few moments in the game that actually supports female sensei being canon.
>>507491896I'm gonna wear a budgy smuggler
>WAAAAAAAH I WISH THIS GAME WAS LIKE FGO AND YOU COULD SIT THERE FOR 5 YEARS WITH NO UPDATES WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>507491628Diving wetsuit. I'm not getting sunburned.
I wish this website was like 2chan where retarded posters can get ejected out like among us
>>507491658>Been trying to get base Yuuka to 100>Last year January she was at 50>Now at 85 after an entire yearI'm not worthy of Yuuka. She deserves better
>>507491973I don't see anything in that dialogue that hints that Sensei is female
>>507490940Hinyan
>>507491973Swimsuits for males exist you know.
>>507491973delusion sets in
>>507492092>>507492118Please do not feed the animals in the zoo.
>>507491629Heehee I hope you have a merry one. Remember to give your wife her favorite gift, preferably something purple.>>507491795Surprised they don't just commit to the JFD shop being the go to for ooparts. Its already shelved with a good amount.
>>507492118>>507492092yeah but you don't call "swimsuit" to swim trucks
>>507490903>>507491347>be first responder/EMT>get in trouble for saving someone's life and forever stamped as a creep/rapist etc>get in trouble for refusing to do your job and save someone's life3DPD asked, and so they shall receive
Better late than never.Blue Archive radio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN2jq61RwD4
>>507492118>Swimsuits for males exist you know.They're called swimming trunks
Haha, no, monkey
lol lmao
>>507491790Muchuki!
>>507492237>>507492209水着 either way
>>507492182Omg, hi Farfie
>>507492242OMG MINE, MARRY ME ON THIS HOLY DAY
>>507492209It's just a translation of 水着. How else would you translate it? Even if Sensei is male, he could be wearing speedos or a diving suit for all you know, that's why they call it a swimsuit.
>>507492270literally me
>>507492084Have you considered praying to the crafting chamber? Give it a shot, commit, and you shall receive its blessings.
>>507492209>don't call "swimsuit" to swim trucks
>>507492357>>507492304my point still stands
>>507491648I'll have to animate that later.
>>507492265
>>507492380Stop worshipping a goddamn ROCK
Aru is the best girl in this game. I have no proofs, but I have no doubts either.Merry Christmas
Wait you guys go swimming...?
>>507490372Please be gentle with my ears..
Merry Christmas bros
>>507492405kys tranny
Don't you guys have families to spend Christmas with
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8611294>43MB
merry christmas /bag/.
>>507492478i know this sounds like a meme but at a local park in my mexican ghetto the most white man appeared one day, told me how he used to illegally eat manetees then taught me how to swim
We, the Blue Archive General, don't support the Seia posters blatant IslamophobiaRest assure our Muslim brothers that >>507492445 will be banned
>>507492518Merry Riosumas
>>507490958>>507491343slut panties
>waging on Christmas
>>507492445Don't fight it stray lamb.
>>507492405You fucking moron. Female swimsuits dominate the image results because female fashion is a much bigger industry than male fashion where guys usually just grab whatever's on the shelf and there's less marketing involved.
>>507492478I was a competition swimmer during school and also worked as a lifeguard.
>Heehee
>>507492636We celebrate Christmas in January in my country thoughbeit.
>female sen-[-]
>>507492380I craft to the third level on each craft each day. Still not enough. I don't get enough rubik's cubes or laptops, so I mostly get fod for the selector boxes and give her the excess
>>507491483No...
>>507491628Borat swimsuit
>>507492631why Aoi?
>>507492829New player, how do you get enough crafting orbs to do that every day?
Didn't get shit from santa this year too.
Female Sensei is fine if she only exists to get her holes filled by Male Sensei.
>>507488232Wakamo cucked forever...
>>507492958...
>>507492958Do 3 hard nodes every day
>>507493004or futa students
>>507492607A FUCKING ROCK!
>>507492958Do all your dailies. You get two per day everyday and you get some extra with a weeklyThe dailies are "Normal missions or event missions x20" and "Hard mission x3"
>>507492958You don't, you use materials you have an abundance of or aren't using at all/any time soon (i.e. arius/red winter levelling mats)
>>507492405Are you stupid?
>>507492084Took me 1,5 years to go from 50 to 100, and that's with 7 headpats a dayIt's step by step, just keep at it.
>>507493185i wont lose today...
>>507493004>Female Sensei is fin...Stopped reading there.
It's called holiday tree.
bros why is my download going so slowly again...
Christmas sex with whom, /bag/?
I am a female sensei and I want to FUCK Ibuki
Where Otogo
eimisex
>>507493449Sensei
>>507492829Well at least you're almost to 90. I've been told things get easier after that but rest assured if that ends up being a lie the person spouting such claims will pay.
>>507493330would
>>507493449Maybe ask in general where all the characters ANRE'T underage?
>>507493457were gonna have to arm wrestle over her. have a seat
Happy Festivus everyone
>>507493518>ANRE'T
>>507491781Yeah and there's the danger of contracting diseases or exchanging blood or other bodily fluids, specially if you break a rib while doing compressions, which could easily happen, also puking
>>507493457How does it feel to be like 2% of the fanbase?
>>507493330That's a man
>>507493457Calm down, man.
>i'm closer to 90 than i am to 20 merry christmas, /bag/.
>>507493457pls be in Abydos
>>507492930sides are too thin
Do you guys happen to have a map of the BA section of C105 separated by school/character?
>>507493518WakamoMakotoKayoko
How many 100 bond Yuukers do we have?
>>507493490>doubting the proven, peer-reviewed fact
>>507493701No way we have a 56-year old in this thread
>>507493548The what?
>>507493701Ojisan...
>>507493392Whats in her hat?
>>507492310That's Mel.
>>507493860I can see it
Why is rabu instinct is to run when she see police?
>>507493469You'll get your Otogi when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
>>507493701might as well end it all
>>507493860
YES, PORN POST
>People talking about bond 100 YuukaI'm struggling to get her to 15 to get her extra equipment item
>>507493172>red winterfuck you, max your Shiggy and oShiggy NOW
>>507493449I'm already in her bed, I might as well go all the way.
>>507493897I thought I told you not to post thiHOLY SHIT SHE'S GOT MOVES
Which student(s) would give a baby for Christmas?
>>507493860thank god the vagina is covered up or else I'd have to ask you to put this on a red board
>>507493897look at her go!
>>507493953
>>507493449Christmas sex with Serina, of course.
>>50749344915 years old
>Finished all the Mission Guides up to Eridu's>Story recap is next>Still haven't finished watching through V3 yetWell I gotta pleasure the big titty elf, wish me luck /bag/.
>>507493457TITS OR GTFO
>>507494167Out of 10!
>>507493859Normally I'd show you what I think of your so called peer-reviewed fact by giving you lip but I'll take a page from that earlier anon and chill because its Christmas.
>fem senseis>ojisan senseisBlue Archive is for everyone
>>507494086>>507493860really wish i could see the cunt desu
Noafag didn't slack off as well https://x.com/makiron_luvNoa/status/1871521823764164825
>>507493897SHIMOE! heehee
Merry Christmas, /bag/
>>507494348>log in to game>instantly bond 100What's your excuse for not having one, /bag/?
>>507493449
>>507493457>>>/2d/cc/
>>507493953Now I get it. Funny.
>>507494428I work on multiple girls at once
>>507493949DESPITE being 13% of Kivotos population, Helmet gangs commit 90% of the crimes
why did the pj alts flop harder than even satsuki and chiaki?
>>507494335melly kurisumas to you too
I need more rectangle body
>Bitch lives like thisUmmmmm, Noafags? Is she an unironic psychopath?
>>507494502To be fair, the helmet gang rarely does anything worse than what students are doing every day
>>507494561Reminds me of Yuuji's room
>>507493449nobody because Santa would give me coal for defiling a woman outside of marriage
>>507494589>dindu nuffin
Where's my Skullman plushie?
>>507494657Name one thig they've done
Holy mother of SOVL https://x.com/MclaRenTC/status/1871520855043514409
>>507494683why is this zoos unripe
>/bag/gots sighted in the r/a/dio threadShow the /a/nons how we party.
First bote that comes to mind with each prompt?>Kissing after finding yourselves under a mistletoe>A comfy Xmas dinner with your bote wife and her sisters>A bote wraps herself in ribbons and tells you she's your present >Having a playful snowball fight with her>Giving gifts to the little destroyers together with her>Having a slow afternoon watching Xmas movies and snuggling together >Visiting a shrine with her on new years and she wishes for a baby next year >Xmas Eve Tokyo Sky Tree date and having loving sex later that night
>>507494561She's just like me fr
>>507494705Do you drink wine with cake?
>>507494561Bitch has no personality.
>>507492182Yeah. At this point they should just add all ooparts to JFD shop. One of the reasons why I'm prioritizing Shiroko Terror over Hoshino is that I can simply buy Totems and Roman Dice in JFD shop.
>>507494781>I play video games and say nigger
What the fuck is a bote?
>>507494180good girl panties
>>507494732gotta save my partying mood for new years ever/a/dio every top of the hour that day is fucking great
>>507494561very fitting and not just because they are both white
>>507492175Fair enough.
>>507494561She's just very reserved.I'm kinda the same way, except I'd probably not have a pure white room.
>>507494561Reminds me of Johan Liebert
>>507494561>Is she an unironic psychopath?Go read her memolobby momotalk again. The only thing keeping her normal is the instability of Millennium.
>>507494769It can work. Depending on what cake you're eating.
>>507494180why is she blind/raped
>>507494748>bote>destroyersBro...
>>507495135I'm not sure if you can post that
>Sensei will gladly leave Koyuki to Yuuka and Noa to be punished/avoid scolding himself and even tell her misdeeds to SeminarWhy is Sensei such a snitch towards Koyuki?
>>507494732
>>507495135you cant post that!
>>507495135
In all the BA far art I've seen the top 3 cucked characters are>Yuuka (Noa cucks her)>Ako (Hina cucks her)>Midori (Momoi cucks her)
>>507493724Pls respond
sex immediately followed by a 45 minute nap (i am tired)
>>507494561No, she just likes it minimal.
>>507495407i don't
What would /bag/'s response be if 4fes was gehenna? To be honest, I'd be pretty pissed. It should be Hyakkiyako.
>>507495295Sensei is a rape victim
>>507492958As someone who actually does use their crafting rocks on only the first node it's basically a non issue because the actual problem is the mats for stages 2 and 3 which will start drying up way after than the crafting rocks.
>>507495402>Ako (Hina cucks her)?It's usually sensei who cucks Ako out of Hina.
>>507495402>Midori (Momoi cucks her)It's often the other way around
>>507495686proofs?
>>507495615EndOfSanta
bing
>>507495471>A place to see what's important>A place to start something new
>>507494428kayokofag said 100 isn't that impressive
>>507494425Merry Christmas Riobro
>>507495742me on the left
Merry christmas my Miggas!
>>507495801>all these 100s in a single dayIt really is overrated.
>>507495686The joke is usually that Sensei likes Momoi more despite Midori being the more thirsty and desperate one.
>>507495686I've seen more images of Midori seething at Momoi and sensei than the other way around
>>507495742Chise is one of my top 5 impregnation targets
>>507495615Is that horrible swirly effect the other way to keep AIsloppers from stealing your art for their algorithm? I thought there were more invisible ways to do it.
>>507495717mMidori's Momos have her undressing (You)
>>507493490It doesn't really get easierlvl80 is about 50.7% of the way therelvl90 is 72.6%lvl95 is 85%So lvl80-90 is 21.9% of the entire grindlvl90-100 is 27.4% of the entire grind. tl;dr you've been lied tohttps://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Affection
>>507495830which is why i won't bother with it at all, let alone getting it on the very first day
Momoi is 10x hornier than Midori for Sensei, but she just does a better job at hiding it
>>50749349090s are the easiest.
>>507496016Excuse the pun, but Momoi has better game than Midori
Did they change artists from Kirino to sKirino? Why do her eyes look so much more uguu
>>507496010>sale on 100% discount >preorder FUCK! STOP TEMPTING ME WITH THESE DEALS, IBUKI NEWEL!
>>507496165Yes
>>507496016Momoi is a gamerbrain. She has no concept of sex. Unless something changed with mMomoi.
Good night /bag/ and don't forget to pat your students in 18 minutes.
>>507496010gamers was a mistake...
Reminder
>MomoiTyler1>MIDoriErobb
>>507495471>>507495795>Her room slowly filled as you got closer to her.Man....
>>507496242ok i am now horny
>>507494561>you want to sully the her roomit's a metaphor. she is the pure white room.
>>507495830why don't you have one
5 > ^ 2 = 3% 8 =Xy
>>507494732>its playingCheers!
DOWN WITH KOYUKI
>>507496381No reason to go above 50 on meta students for stats.
>>507496337literal whos?
i hate kei now
>>507496337and hopefully Yuzu will go the way of Twomad
>>507496324kek
>>507496324>He's been at it for almost two yearslol, What a loser!
>>507496337You expect me to know your westernshit references?
I cry when auto doesn't include a healer.
>>507494748source?
>>507496420>he doesn't have the pink title for increased rates
>>507495795Starting something new and important with Noa....
tfw I love key now
Yeah, このセリフ is in no way making it into Global dawg
>>507496598gogurt postedxmas is saved
>>507496224Momoi is gamerbrian, but she has played eroge. That's why she ran away after Sensei asked what the reward for winning her sim date route was
>>507496508You ain't got twitch, lil blud?
>>507496561It's AIslop
>>507496337at least use gen alpha streamers not early gen z / late millennial ones
Didn't get a present from Santa this year.Santa is a bitch
>>507496583>buyfags spend several hundred dollars on gift packs>rate increaseUhhhh
Say what?
>>507496610That 40 year old single woman that's the head localised is gonna have a heart attack with this one...
8 = > * | . v . |
>>507496731what?
Uhhh what does Tsurugi thinks adults do on Christmas? What does she know that I don’t know, huh?
>>507496651Way to laugh at your own loneliness.
>>507496768I hate math
>>507496798Tsurugi isn't as pure as some would like you to believe
>>507496731bing chilling
All I want from Santa for Christmas is to be happy.
>>507494901>>507496858SEX
>>507496598Kei is gone
I'm drunk and want to fuck kayoko.Have a good Christmas/bag/
>>507496740Deserves it for giving us a tumour
I want Seia for Christmas
>>507497017
>>507497001Have a good christmas!
Please say hi to my wife and 4 children
>>507497030Next stream definitely
All I want for Christmas is my Mama
>>507497152Sorry it was a nightmare
>>507497152I'm gonna be the father of your grandchildren
>Don't worry /bag/, the Princess has been secured and is ready to celebrate the winter events! Koyuki's school is awesome! They have bots that bring you boba and everything! Let's head over to get some sweets for the night!
>>507496610artists should start referencing it now so that global normalfags can collectively look forward to it, witness it being censored, and start seething uncontrollably until they uncensor it
[-]
Leisa (Cringe)
>>507496610
>>507497152babAris wants the phone to play gamesWould you give it to her?
/bag/, why are you posting here instead of enjoying Christmas with your family?
MOMOI'S A SCRUB
>>507497152babarisu cute
>>507497428That's just regular Leisa
>>507494561Noa always felt like the type of student that's really twisted deep inside, she just hides things really well.
>>507492297Managed to pull a $200+ card Into the mutsuki sleeve you go!
where ogogee banner
the snare sample in this song makes me think of fucking st. anger's trashcan
I just unlocked Scrimmage, that's for end game mats right? I can barely beat 3 - 5
>>507497539Fuck no
>>507497547I’m phoneposting while everyone settles in for the nightI am above posting imeji from mobile, so someone please post an elf sexo for me
>>507497351>line referencing sexy lacy underwear of an underaged student characterI dunno, this feels like it probably crosses some kind of no-return line they wouldn't budge on. Not even a problem that could be solved by an age-rating increase or something
Her ability is never learning
>>507497428>>507497608>>507497553>>507497560>>507497575>>507497547>>507497485
>>507497742rape
>>507497547I hate them
>>507497748
>>507497539$500 in microtransaction charges by the end of the day
>>507497726i can only offer key sexo in these trying times
We know Niko has the biggest ears in FOXbut who has the 2nd largest..?
>>507497714>end game matsIt's for Unique Equipment (UE) upgrades. You don't worry about it until you reach 5* on a character
>>507497730Isn't it already rated M?
>>507497547I already celebrated it with them and it's 2AM here, now I am just chilling with /bag/.
>>507497152Hi Anon's wife and 4 kids
Why do girls love to go under Sensei's desk?
Mika love
>>507497595>tfw I recently spent ~600 putting together theMaliss deck. Damn waifu tax. Also god damn I wish the TCG economy was more like the OCG's. Don't have to get a mortgage just to put together a new deck you want to play
>>507497547Because I'm wagecucking and have nothing better to do during the downtime
>>507497884I mean, I'd say it's essentially something only relevant once you're near the end of the midgame, no?
>>507497918wtfIt's 2am here tooWe have so much in common...
>>507497547I got sick and didn't want to drive for hours and make everyone else sick and be miserable all week so I'm listening to r/a/dio and drawing
Don't forget to pat your students, bag>>507497547I'm doing both
>>507496610This teasing is getting silly, might as well just show official pantyshots outside of chibis by now. The KV had the right idea with this promo image (even if they had a lot of wrong ideas elsewhere).
it's christmascould you spare some of your baby batter for big shiroko in this very special day
>>507497730The game is too epic to be stopped by age-ratings
>>507497894Sensei, I don't think ANY Western media rating allows explicit sexual references for underaged persons
>>507495660I'm assuming you don't mean Ako is interested in Hina but even if you're a retard that does that still doesn't work since Hina isn't even the slightest bit interested in Ako anyway
>>507497884Thanks, will just do it when there are dailies for it. It's so overwhelming, just started playing about two days ago and all the tutorials were in the first day.
Would you place the story of this event in your top 5 favorites?
>>507498083Draw a crying student wearing a Santa hat
where were you when they assassinated noa's character
>>507498302Haven't read it yet?
>>507498239It's a tame reference and I've seen similar in T rated games, let alone M.>>507498280In general, unless you have both the full and half monthlys (which make it cost no stamina), then it's not worth it unless you have something to upgrade now
>>507498302Hmmm
>>507497547not spending near $2000 to fly out for just a couple days unless it's an emergency
>>507494425>>507495829Merry christmas anon
>>507498189I'm not dumb, if I give her a taste she's going to drain me dry for the rest of my life...
>>507498239Maybe this is brainrot on my part, but if all she does is talk about it in passing and nothing is shown or explicitly done, is it that serious?
>>507498443Just drink more zinc and eat more oysters.
>>507496610Translate it weebs
>>507498239Me on the left.
>>507498160Is it weird that I feel bad for Kohane, and only her?Not even a bananapicker
>>507498239Anon, have you ever seen a single Neptunia game, most of which are rated T? Or an underage pantyshot in a PG-rated movie?
>>507498601Chihiro definitely doesn't wear a bra under there
>>507498309nah I'm chilling
>another christmas home alone playing BA
>>507498708You're not alone, you have /bag/!
>>507498618It's not weird, she's a top tier character design by Doremi. I've already forgotten the other KV girls, but Kohane is special.
>>507498636>NeptuniaI'd wish they make a mainline game again already.
Millennium will fall.
>>507498495Too close... any closer and she'd be kissing me.
>>507498708you have us and ogogee
>>507498618Yes. Kaoru is also an 11/10 design that deserved better
>>507498083What a coincidence.
Not Shana Mogs most of 2024 BA students
>>507498687Put a Santa hat on her
>>507498536No baby batter for wolves
>>507498862>>507498958>>507499057I wish character designs like this made it to Yostar's BA clone because holy shit that game looks fun gameplaywise but the gacha girls look so generic while the cancelled game KV actually looked visually interesting.
>>507498687Where's Bazoos?
>>507498443more for me then
>>507499057>>507498958>>507498862Get out, bananapickers. Your futa game is dead.
Merry christmas
Finally an ex challenge that didn't make me want to tear my hair out.
>>507493120>>507493004Failed product.
>>507485514devilish body
___
>>507499229>bananapickersBuzzword forced by angry Koreans.>futa gameMeme forced onto the game to ruin its reputation, again from angry Koreans.
waah waah where's my present waah
A-anyone with pYuuka mind recreating this moment?
>>507499203she just went to the corner store for skullman merch she'll be back any minute
>>507497730Are you new?
>>507499057Should I watch Shana? I downloaded the first episode when it started airing 20 years ago and completely forgot about it.
>>507498708You are super special, that's why you are here with me.
>>507499253Merry Christmas
>>507499574It's a terrible adaptation but the ending is cool. Prepare to see a decent amount of loli pantyshots and hear a lot of Kugirie being cute.
Go back to your gen- oh right
>>507498352god damn takayaki leaves us hanging with only part 1 of his abydos book
>>507499574I watched every season. It's very mediocre
merry christmas, /bag/!
>>507499574depends on how much you can tolerate that particular era of tsundere
>>507499782Oh, it's Retard Plaza
Merry Christmas /bag/ and remember.There's a tiny bit of Koyuki inside of (You).
>>507499985Needs more students
>>507499985JACKPOT
>>507486382Did you win?
Nobody gives a shit about Shana, all those old series are nothing more but nostalgia bait + collab whores now.
>>507500068にはははははは
>>507500132He died
>>507500209>>507500209>>507500209
>>507498958>mfw feel disgusted from seeing my precious students being sullied by my guiltiest pleasure>suddenly a way out appears in front of me in form of Kaoru>she was the perfect scapegoat for my shota-eater JK pupil fantasies>then some gook thought a cock joke of her game's title was funnySome say the 2nd nuke mindbroke Japan into making anime. I say Tojo's experiments on the Koreans mindbroke them into putting dicks on everything.And no, I refuse to take Saya's concoction.
>>507500148FUCK YOU SHANA IS HOT
>>507499574I watched the anime years ago when I was getting into weeb stuff and I most of the time I had no idea what was going on.Shana was cute tho.
>>507500219that's getting deleted
>>507500148Some of the openings still hold up to this dayNo clue what happened between s2 and s3, but s3 was kino.
>>507500221Have you ever thought about killing yourself, for Christmas? And lol at blaming the gook when the majority of artist (aka 90% of them) drawing dicks were the Japs.
>>507500468BA loyalists sure get aggressive when someone says something nice about the game they don't like
>>507500191I'd kill myself if I lost to a moose.
>>507498540>White.>My favorite one with lace.
>>507500468arr rook sameAnd I don't recall ever having suicidal thoughts, so all I can give for Christmas is a (You). I hope you're enjoying the holidays as much as me, anon.
>>507486382Stab its chest open and eat its heart
>>507500683game?
merry christmas deds
merry christmas to you too
Good morning ded bag! Merry Christmas! Happy Wednesday!Wishing you all the best for today too!
xmas this year was pretty alright
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>>507499574Nah it sucks and I say that as someone who watched it multiple times
