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insane pyro pussy

>>507614314
sex with fempyro

i should become a fempyro

>>507595949
only a little more than regular soldier

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

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3 NIGAS
ON CART

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU

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Fuck Miss Pauling. Get head from Miss Pauling. Highlight Miss Pauling posters. Fuck Miss Pauling on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off Miss Paulings bra. Follow Miss Pauling threads. ERP with Miss Pauling posters. Cum inside Miss Pauling. Hang Miss Pauling in shibari bondage. Have Miss Pauling make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into Miss Pauling. Fry Miss Paulings brains with sex. Toss Miss Paulings salad. Urinate into Miss Paulings mouth (she's into it). Judo throw Miss Pauling onto a bed. Blackmail Miss Pauling into sex with their dox. Twist Miss Paulings nipples. Report your love for Miss Pauling to Valve. Always uber Miss Pauling. Split Miss Paulings legs in half. Sexually heal Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling surprise buttsex. Critically hit Miss Pauling in the womb. Impregnate Miss Pauling. Get trapped into sex by demon Miss Pauling from the underworld. Dump sperm into Miss Paulings cum dumpster. Submerge Miss Pauling into a vat of cum. Eat Miss Paulings pussy. Dissect Miss Paulings clothes off. Dominate Miss Pauling after defeating a bread monster. Slap Miss Paulings face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give Miss Pauling prom dates. Make Miss Pauling suck'em. Cream inside Miss Paulings' holes. Lobotomize Miss Pauling into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling your love paste. Drown Miss Pauling in mad milk. Whip Miss Paulings ass with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with Miss Pauling. Invite Miss Pauling to your mvm lobby. Feed Miss Pauling your semen. Give Miss Pauling your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck Miss Pauling like an alligator. Slice Miss Paulings clothes off with the half-zatoichi. Clone Miss Pauling to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Listen to Miss Paulings farts through the ConTracker. Take a golden shower with Miss Pauling. Lick every sweaty surface on Miss Pauling. Tongue punch Miss Paulings fart box. Ignore "this but xyz" posters because Miss Pauling is superior.

>>507616840
this but insane pyro pussy

Asking out that dial tone again, I see.

>>507614314
in the next room demofloyd is her present

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>>507622000
This will be demofloyd in 2025 (he's about to explode fempyro pussy)

yuros can't help fantasizing about NTR

fempyro enjoyer here, she belongs with demofloyd

demofloyd enjoyer here, she belongs with engie, he'll treat her better

>>507623046
same anon, husband material, but boyfriend thats never the case

obsessed with NTR award

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>I main Heavy

>>507626858
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f1/Spy_DominationHeavy04.wav

>>507626858
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/28/Heavy_taunts02.wav

>>507623397
fempyro enjoyers be like

I only see the floydfags spamming their cuck fetish doe

We killed everybody and took a briefcase!

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Just a bit more testing and the map is a-go-go baby.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUgtf47opj4

i see the pornography is safe

>>507631856
the camera's clipping through the hat, fail

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/mlp/ can get 50 people on their server on Christmas day but /tf2g/ can only get 7 on castaway
It's official. /tf2g/ is upstaged by horse fuckers

>>507632612
what are you, president of their fan club

>>507632721
[Yo' mama joke]

It's a shame there still isn't a Jarate drinking taunt. It would sell millions.

pyro can have it too

>>507633617
???

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Forgive me lord, for I have sinned.
I have been using the Wrangler a lot lately and I have been enjoying it.
I killed a pocketed pyro and his medic, a scout and a heavy on mercenary park with a wrangled mini -- possibly more than that.

I have also taken to using the Rescue Ranger -- I have learned how easy it is to sit far behind cover and spam repair nodes at my sentry while it mows down half the enemy team simply because it was in a cheeky spot.
And... Lord please help me, but I have been using these two items together. I don't even feel that defenseless. I've killed several people with the Rescue Ranger who had me dead to rights and got at least one point-blank Wrangled sentry rocket on a spy.

>>507633756
Repair Nodes don't exist ingame, they're cut content bruh

>>507633617
Urinate into a festive pyro's mouth (she's into it).

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>>507633809
whatever the rescue ranger darts are called. idk

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greetings fine fentle-i mean gentlemen, I would like to purchase one fine potassium bonnet! don't worry, my keys are as real as they get!

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>>507634583
do you actually use /sthg/ or are you on a fentanyl crusade across /vg/ or something

>>507634759
probably unrelated, our resident autist always posts shit like this unfortunately

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How sexy are they to be honest?

>>507638016
Fempyro > Femscout (SFM version) > Femspy > Femgineer (Goggles on) > Femmedic > Femscout (original) > Femgineer (Goggles off) > Femheavy
In that order

>>507638252
Oh yeah and Femsniper who isn't in that pic would be between Femspy and Femgineer

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The scottish resistance is actually really fun to use. Underrated too. Thoughts on my creative name and description? Couldn't think of something else

>>507633756
For your penance you must do 5 rounds of actually trying while on the losing side of a casual roll and endure 20 minutes of building at the intel of a CTF map

footrest delivery
https://scrap.tf/raffles/TBNSOC
https://scrap.tf/raffles/ALLXUO
https://scrap.tf/raffles/MMWI7Q
https://scrap.tf/raffles/WK519I

>>507640461
scottish resistance is well known to be underrated it's just that nobody wants to learn how to use it

>>507641565
It makes his matchup vs scout even worse if you do not pre-plan to fight him.

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>>507641565
I usually use it when I'm play alone without a kritz med. It kind of sucks in direct combat but it's amazing to set up a few layered traps to fall back into while sniping people with loch n load's increased range. My only problem with it so far is that it really doesn't pair well with a medic ubering you for example since you can't really can't do as much with a uber as you could with stock stickies.

Also started using steam record to capture funny clips. It's really nice to be able to clip the last 10 seconds or so and doesn't really have a performance impact.

>>507642586
fuckin sick

>>507642586
>It's really nice to be able to clip the last 10 seconds or so and doesn't really have a performance impact.
I've been doing that with Geforce but Steam makes it even easier

>>507642903
For some reason whenever I altab steam's record crashes and doesn't go back up until i restart the game... It really sucks sometimes

>comic
so how do you all manage to deal with the feeling that there's really "no more" to TF2?

>>507642586
>>507643059
i use ds_* commands to do that, they work pretty well

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What's in the briefcase?

>>507643586
my commissioned furry cub smut collection

>>507643586
my AI generated furry cub smut collection

>>507643586
my commissioned fempyro smut collection

>>507643586
my photographed furry cub smut collection

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time for some early morning TC

>>507643586
pornography staring your MOTHER

pornography starring the briefcase

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pornography staring me

pornography starring a red spy

>>507644723
>1st game i get into got vacc exploiting tards
>2nd game i run into holyape who thinks im a cheater and leaves the game
maybe early morning tc was a mistake

pornography staring ze man loose inside zis building

pornography starring the administrator

pornography starring olivia mann

pornography starring fempyro

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>>507647217
>>507647240
>>507647443
pornography starring all 3 of these at the same time

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>>507644723
>>507646167

damn i didn't know territory control was that toxic baka

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So what if they reworked the gas passer to be more like incendiary rounds from l4d2? 4-5 teammates can pick it up, counts as medium ammo and gives your magazine ignitable rounds and in the case for stuff like the minigun, 25% of it's ammo into ignitable rounds.

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Would a Source 2 port really affect the game? I don't know much about game engines.

>>507651013
if cs2 is any indication it would make the game run shittier for no benefit

>>507651013
The physics engine is supposedly completely different, so rocket jumping would have to be re-coded

>>507651013
Compiled maps are larger so there's more filesize bloat and I think the physics engine is different so you're not going to get a lot of that tight crisp TF2 movement and predictable explosion/damage push

>>507651013
It'd probably make the game unplayable for people playing on low spec systems. I guess, I don't really know.

>>507651013
it would kill players with potato computers

>get into a game with a 600+ tour
>goes scout
>fuck all dmg, almost no mad milk or fan of war
>feeds last wave giant on empire over 20+ times
kill all boosted high tours

>>507656391
>caring about what anyone does during last wave

kek

>>507656536
how are you this stupid

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>>507651013
Yes, would make the game unplayable for most people without a gaming pc or not a good one.
Which would be a shame since the game's demographic is exactly just that.
It's basically calling for the genocide of about 60% of the playerbase.

i wish i had a cute girlfriend with a job who would buy me a strange kunai

>>507657110
all you need to do is bootlick the furry "women" on footrest tf

>>507657185
Anon, may I ask what's footrest tf?

>>507657392
just look up scrap.tf footrest incident

>>507638016
None of them are above a 4

>>507638016
>frenchwoman is wearing a veil
Keeeeeek.

>>507657110
wish i had a cute girlfriend in general

>>507649672
They should just make it work like a real gas canister that can leave a trail of gasoline on the ground which you can ignite.

>>507662410
yeah, wish i had a gf who looks like this

>>507665490
pedo

>>507679018
meant for >>507672038

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>>507634167
bioshock 2 mentioned

>>507649672
>buckshot
>5.56
wtf

>stabby stabby streamed on christmas eve and christmas day
somebody save this nigga

>>507679018
why is hate in the harry potter font

peak just dropped
https://youtu.be/5bl9KcXLs_A

>>507687936
let me guess, you need more (from life than tf2?)

>>507684167
you may notice they're on separate lines

>>507694217
why so generous

remember when one of you got really upset when i said i want a nice looking badge? i'm still laughing at you faggot hahahahahaha

>>507702412
Let's just say I'm going to go on a very big killstreak on New Year's Eve-- on I don't plan on coming back from

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>>507702708
a-anon?

>>507702708
>Some of you are alright, don't go to Dustbowl tomorrow

I LOVE NTR!

>>507705328
average fempyro enjoyer

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>>507702708

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>the TRVKE was dropped a week ago
>memoryholed already

>>507706060
What truke?

I'm not particularly interested in the game, but I'm looked some posts and history. For 15 years Valve and community servers been constantly changing the balance, every month, lol.

IMO, ideally, it should be done differently - some kind of very complex and comprehensive algorithm, or neural network, which very subtly calculates the course of combat of the teams + features of the map itself + features and experience of the each players, and depending on all this, slightly changes the characteristics of the weapon in real time.

>>507706060
It was pretty much common knowledge what was in the video, and made by a literal who

100% sure about the release of HL3 before 2029 and TF3 before 2035. Valve games have always been mega-revolutionary. This time the emphasis will be on the simulation of liquids and destruction. The graphics will be advanced with path tracing or AI rendering, but with the preservation of style. Modern fluent UI with smooth animations, like in overwatch/valorant. There will be running and aiming mechanics in TF3 like in any FPS.

why can't i strap a headset on my face and feel like I'm inside team fortress 2 yet. and no I'm not doing the hacky workaround to make vr work again on it

>>507707838
remember games like crocodile swompy, cut the rope, tierdown, beamng, ace of spades - mechanics from these games should be in tf3. in tf3 on each map there will be all sorts of valves with which you can heat buildings with water, the pyromaniac's flamethrower will really burn wood and this will cause buildings to collapse, characters will die from smoke and to counteract this you will need to put on a gas mask. there will be a cars, helicopters, tanks. with the help of a crane moeno you can destroy buildings. this is only a small list of everything that will be in tf3. tf3 as a whole will become closer to battlefield and ace of spaces, but will not become them completely, there will be a balance between them and the old tf2.

>>507707838
> but with the preservation of style.
https://youtu.be/MfCLT-B0QsQ?si=gRjD_Ln-YSmbW4z1
https://youtu.be/TUDRF8l6GJA?si=3FXnDVr_hnvrLXAB

>>507707838
>valve games have always been mega revolutionary
You mean like artifact? Aperture desk job? Counter strike 2? Deadlock??
Old valve was revolutionary. Nu-Valve only knows how to spend 10 years on a game to mediocre reception

Most portant - TF3 should have anticheat based on AI neural network.
The structure of the game will not allow you to read files or use wallhack. Generally, it will be completely impossible to create and use cheats for the game.

The best writers will be brought in to write the lore and story for TF3. You will simply be blown away by the depth of philosophical thought and allusions in TF3, and the new characters will be a perfectly honed alloy of history.

>>507707838
They should never make a TF3.

>>507710441
cobson would say that

>>507679018
no arrow

>>507694217
if you do giveaways please use https://mannco.store/giveaways instead of footrest, thanks

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>>507702708

Changes to TF2 that genuinely everyone would agree to? I'll start
>Heavy gets a slot for his food items
>4th cosmetic slot just for badges

>>507711981
Remove soldier

>>507711981
reduce explosive radius by 99.9%

>>507711981
has anyone play tested the heavy sandvich slot thing

>>507694217
>>507711778
Don't listen to this faggot, mannco is worse because they make you join a discord server

>>507711981
Equipping both the scorch shot and the phlog gets your account vac banned instantly and your inventory is wiped

I know allclass fundimentals, the engine, and most classes generally well, but for the life of me I can't comprehend how flanking pyros can play, start a fight at almost any typical long to mid range distance, find a way to close the gap and win. I get flareplay is an art and the shotgun is also valuable but the transition to getting in flamethrower range feels harder than it looks.

>>507711981
They should make a police officer class.

>>507712223
What's wrong with Soldier? Apart from trolldiers.

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>>507714668
Use your mobility scooters
>>507714918
He's an easy class that can be abused to hell

>>507712397
So you turn Soldier into a Sniper that can't scope?

>>507714918
High health, high mobility, high support potential, splash damage.

>>507715107
Problem?

>>507711981
I have never heard someone speak in defense of spawning character outlines being unfair to spies. Apathetic, yes, but never defending it.

>>507714918
Inane 1v1s with mobility and sometimes mobility control
And great crowd control for groups. His greatest weakness is multiple enemies that aren't grouped together and spread out.

remove medic from the game

surprised killstreak weapons aren't more popular
basic kits are not expensive and it's really fun to see your killstreak number

>>507711981
I don't agree to any of these changes.

>>507711981
>Heavy gets a slot for his food items
This would be too powerful, but I'd like to see it done for a month as a trial.

remember the color-averaged spy?

my stats froze around 10 years ago when I last played. How do I fix this?

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What map is this?

>>507719021
scout and sentry up to no good

*tsk* buffed.

>>507712473
you're talking like you don't even have a discord account already you insecure shitlord, just use a dummy account or something its not like they will boil you in lava for being in a discord server, i'm only saying this cause the niggers at scrap.tf have banned all my 4 alt accounts slimy cunts

>>507721406
I refuse to use a site that not only makes you join their shitty server but also makes you stay in their shitty server or you get kicked out of every raffle
It would be one thing if you could join and leave but those fags don't even let you do that

love it when the idiot medic stops healing you to miss a crossbow shot

love it when i miss my crossbow shot and the idiot i healed dies

rotfl i just dropped the sub zero suit

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>>507723079
>>507723430
couldn't be me...

>>507723997
Not your fault, he wanted to die

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>>507712473
you can disable the discord requirement while making a raffle
this raffle that is active right now for example doesn't have the discord requirement https://mannco.store/giveaways/details/z1Kw8A3uNuAHgqP

what's with the spy main hate

>>507711981
remove random crits

>>507731534
Because Spy is only viable because of DR Kunai.
Even Medic has more variety with the existence of his mediguns.

>>507687936
he seems unhealthy, terminally online stoner
i still like his content but he seems pretty lonely and unhealthy

>>507730802
They must've added that recently because it used to not be an option at all
They probably got a lot of blowback should still be on scrap.tf because yellowdice is a fag

>>507711981
remove tranny pooners from the game

>>507731534
the whole class relies on interrupting duels you have with someone else/kill stealing or abusing lag/glitchy hitboxes
maining spy means you are just doing either of those two making you appear as subhuman

>>507711981
yearly reruns of limited edition stuff: halloween unusuals, decorated weapons, collector kits, spells

>>507711981
free hatz!

lately it feels like uncletopia kicks you a lot quicker for tabbing out while it loads for being idle, it used to be more generous

>>507734190
Tradefags wouldn't like this one...

>>507735169
not real players

Do you think anything will happen with the crates due to the big push against them on youtube happening recently?

>>507736713
No lol

Changes to TF2 that genuinely everyone would agree to? I'll start
>4th cosmetic slot just for badges

>>507737405
Remove quick scoping for Sniper outside adding a new sniper rifle with a damage debuff but allows it

100 engineer bots is okay but sprays CROSS THE LINE

do people unironically think soldier takes zero skill to do anything.

he doesnt take zero skill but he probably has the lowest skill floor because splash damage is easy to spam

>>507736713
are youtubers getting bored lately or something, its not exactly news that valve has had a child casino since the start

>>507741227
One of the anti scam guys made videos against valve and casino sites since one of the casino site owners paid him to do so.

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>child gambling is good
>if you have a pure heart you can totally win on your 2nd try or something

Man, this book really ruined gaming huh

>>507736713
eu pushed against casinos ingame hard in 2016ish
the only noticable outcome (from valve) was french people now have the xray scanner before opening a case in csgo/cs2 (which makes no actual difference since you have to comit to that case after use) and opening cases/crates in tf2 is disabled for people in Netherland
if several govs can't knock it down then no way a outrage social media video will lol

>>507732059
Not true
Spy is like the stickybomb; nobody wants to play ot the safe slow way the weapoj was intended to me used like. Difference is a stickybomb has the design to be indeed used offensivly and bluntly.
Decloak> pick> hide and cloak is a viable strategy that works much more reliably. The escape part or choosing when strike is where people often underestimate and disrespect

I had an idea for a crate system alternative a while ago


instead of crates you'd get a catalog of like 5 random items from the pool and you could pick one from it, it would leave the user more satisfied and less likely to be alienated

that being said it probably wouldn't work since it takes rage gambling out of the equation and you would lose people who would unbox several times to get one hat they want

>>507745598
the alternative to unboxing has already been made and is in every multiplayer game now, battle pass
>hey here is the free garbage for daily grinding, here is what you could miss out from your grind if you don't buy this seasons pass for a tenner btw :)

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>>507743424
I unironically have a friend I introduced to the game last year who unboxed an unusual on his second case

if you sell something on steam market the money stays on steam wallet right? no way to actually cash out

>>507750189
Yeah, it's all monopoly money and that's the trick

swipez has joined castaway tf2

>>507752260
Ok
and?

>>507752639
I have contamination and mutants in my brain.

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this will be demofloyd and fempyro in 2025

oh great the floyd autist is peddling AI slop now

I enjoy fempyro, i'm ok with demofloyd.

no you don't

>>507761197
best use for ai slop i have seen