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now we wait for the year to be over
Wife.
Two more weeks
In this thread we post our clips
weyyo!
No one here has any clips worth posting, good players don't post in this thread anymore.
>>507711945
>>507712045There never were good players in this thread
>no true woomy fallacy
Henlo Nintendo.Please give all Splatlings charge storage in Splattune 4. I promise it'll be veryy balanced.
Nogami came to my apartment and turned my woomy into a floplet.
charge hold should be a goo tuber exclusive gimmick
>>507712543Swim hold should have only been a gootuber gimmick Vertical swing should have only been a Flingza gimmick
>>507712926Verticals only exist to buckbreak Dynamo.
>>507712926A change like this would kill Carbon Roller.>inb4 that’s a good thing
>>507712543henlo redditor. go back.
What did he mean by this?
>>507713452Always keep them guessing Jerry.
>>507713452Is this nono
>>507713607>squid icon nope
Say something nice to him.
>>507713112To splatting? Okay 4channitor, thanks for the advice!
>>507714332Bro can throw subs for days
>>507714332He has a top 500 badge and I don't I am required to kneel
>>507714332He's easybto splatI'll grind mine this season, top 500 is the new top 5000
>>507715353you weren't good enough to hold on to top 1000, yet you equate yourself to sploosh anon skillwise
>>507713525I dont get it
>>507715597You didn't have him in your friendlist, you didn't see just how much he grinded for that badge. I barely played X last season
>>507715767you misunderstand me, I'm not saying sploosh anon doesn't deserve his accolades, I'm saying YOU are fucking dogshit
>>507715701don't worryneither do i
>>507716641He deserved it and so will I
Keep your ears clean, focus on the specific noises you need to hear on the field of battle and act accordingly.
>>507717712kill yourself
>>507717725I listen to europop while I play.
>>507717712>the original and its gross copy
>>507717837>>507717959dude shut the fuck up you harass him every day
>>507718106Stop using the third person you're not fooling anyone
>>507718106glazing nono is criminal
You guys act like he's Adolf Hitler when all he does is post samey clips and crappy image montages made on his phone
soooo what did you guys got for christmas?
>>507719392Coal
>>507719392Salmon Egg
I WANT A YEBBY BF SO BAD
>>507717712>he has pictures of every cephs he played withCreep
>>507719716ew faggot
Woomy hyperborea will become real in Splatoon 4.
>>507722520>Woomy hyperboreaAnd what is Woomy hyperborea?
>>507719392ten thousand dollars
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>507723154Front side or back side?
>>507719392Food
What’s a crunchy tako look like?
>>507715597DESU I completely cheesed it. Chose Clams because nobody plays that mode. Waited for the middle of the season, had something like ~40 matches then stopped playing as soon as I was classed with a good score. Then waited until the end of season. >>507715353I recommend making a list of maps you get a winrate >60% from the app and only play on those, good luck!
>>507723580
>>507719392My brother got me Luigi's MansioneHe has some humor.
>Comes in normal and SO color
Hitler, Mussolini, FrancoWhich one for Shiver?
>>507724459Hirohito, obviously.
>>507723154YOU'RE LATE BUSY STUFFING YOUR FAT MOUTH AGAIN?
woomer breaks into your house to be your sleep paralysis demon and you wake up to see this, wyd?
kill yourself
>>507724385shitter clip
>>507724385Oh hi rainy been a while you posted like this
>>507725005she better be on birth control
>people other than nono are posting clips/ink/ is healing
Where the post Squidmas YEBS?????
Woomy hypervoreia
>>507725005>Woomy wants to ride the human?>Lets Ride!
I knew this rotation was bad but attempted to freelance anyways.wave 2 losewin with a glowfly roundwave 2 losewinwave 2 losewave 1 loseDid better than expected with randos especially shocked to see them respond and return to the this way when they started the match by shore killing scrappers. But returned to the basket after two of us kept hitting this way.
>no asked to salmon today
>>507730926It was just a random run after some challenge
>>507730926
>>507730926blame lil judd for bringing the worst weapons in existence into rotation.
>>507730984Ugly shoes desu
>>507731818i was only wearing them for the qr...
Bamboozler defenders for SR awfully quiet today, how come?
>>507732201bamboozler can’t function in an environment with low damage weapons that also can’t paint
Anyone down for some Salmon at the hour?
>>507732396NO, I had my fill of this rotation today.
>>507732201Carbon is the real shitter weapon here.
Anyone for open?
Almost time
>>507734401Okei.
>>507734629Opening in a second
2/4 open
Does anyone want to try salmon run? We can at least give it a try till we get 1 horrorboros if it's truly as painful to play as some of you suggest
>>507735625I'd like to try.
>>507736720Will open after this one.
>>507736945I have a new connection, so gonna try open by myself first.
>>507734401Is it too late? This rot doesn't look very hot but also I haven't played it yet, so I would appreciate a king or two.
>Flounder/Crableg>knowing my luck I'll roll the former 90% of the time if I played
I'll attempt freelance for now then, let me know if you wanna play
>>507737357I'll
>>507737263It's for anarchy open.
>>507737061No issues so far. Will wait to join you now.
>>507732201>3 relatively inefficient single targets with poor ability to clear trash>one carbon that has to do all the janitor work for the comp to functionyou give that carbon to a randumb and you're getting swarmed pronto
>>507737653Brain fart, I meant to reply to >>507732396 Sorry.
>>507737558Just got done with freelancers, all went fine. I'll open a room now - Tofu
>>507737797Opening
>>507738371can you send another notif?
Would've won if that cocksucker fired their fucking weapon
>>507739174We're getting a single freelancer each round that does absolutely nothing, going 0 revives and 5+ deaths with the least amount of power eggs and golden eggs. I hate match making for salmon run, if it even exists
GGs open
ggs opbbt
>>507740656gg>>507740564
>>507739753Its the day after Christmas and some of them just marathon'd SR I ran into ones today that didn't grasp toss bomb into maw. But yet they understood group together to fight Grillers while roller deals with smallfry.The news ones are really strange this year.
GG's Mik, thanks for joining. I concede to the people saying this shift is bad, it really is but it's still doable>carbon and wave breaker for horrorborosAt least we killed it and that's good enough for me
>>507742119GG's T. And all the flyfish spawning everywhere was the worst, at least we got competent randos near the end lol
>>507719392I bought a single pack of Pokemon cards for myself. Didn't get anything good. I would've been perfectly happy with an SSP Marill.
>beat Boris with 48 seconds to spare, with this shit weapon set and while freelancing>9 bronze, 4 silverEh, I'll take it, at least it wasn't 13 bronze
I need more bronze again, just one more gear and that's it.
>tell /ink/ers to post their cephs>they expect silly art in return>don't draw anything>just download their cephs and hoard themno wonder santa didn't visit me this christmas
>>507745993Did you get any cool yebs?
>>507745993Good approach to collecting cephs.
>>507745993>hording cephsOh I don't think so squiddo
>>507745993This isn't the first time an artist betrayed us. :(
>>507747251
>>507747251>>507747723This is a solved game tho
>>507747842So is Splatoon 3.
gg D
>>507745993he got 12 of thembe patient
>move to new location>order starlink because I want good internet for once in my miserable fucking life>it doesn't work even mounted on the roof because there are too many trees aroundnever had a lower x scorewhy would I ever be allowed to play a game I enjoy any gameit's simply not in the cardsstarlink is the only option here above 6mbps with a fucking wired connectionI guess I have to go with that and hope it doesn't disconnect constantly
I will legit kms if someone like Mike makes a cute gif of Nono before me.
>>507745993hey give her back >:(
>>507745993oh nooo dont chain my veemo up in the milking dungeon noooo
>>507749209inb4 I missed another mike draw because I never feel like posting my character because it's a "he" and not a fucking "she"
>>507750978Getting drunk with woomy
>>507750978>>507751067stop drinking
>>507751231you can't tell us what to do.
>>507750978soul
>>507750978don't let woomy drink that, she'll start talking about the octos againI think I might unironically stop drinking alcohol. I only drank two bottles on christmas night and I'm still feeling like shit 2 days later
>>507750978>woomy wearing her 2019 glasses for the 2025 partycheapass
would acht have nipple piercings yes/no
>>507753002Yes, of course she does and I'm sure she has one more place with a piercing too.
>>507753202yeah on her cock
>>507753346butt hole
>>507753002>all those ear piercingswouldn't be too far-fetched
>>507719392now with color
>>507755224am i glad that he's in there and that we're out here and that he's the sherrif and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and i just remembered we're out here.what i wanna know is where's the fsh?
bonk
>>507755546>>507755778>>507756027
I got two sporty cephs for this next one.
>>507756898Frye and Callie
>get home>dont wanna sploonWhy can't AI just take all of our jobs and then we get UBI? I wanna have the energy to splatoon all day.
Universal basic woomy
>>507763464my woomy is not basic.
My brain is a Frye jumping up and down.
who else is watching squid game while playing turf war
Late night yebbies...
>>507724385>rainy>happy sky>freakazoid>panicPremade discord lobby.
>>507768865and youll never get invited :P
I haven't been able to play the game for months due to emotional trauma associated with it. Wat do?
That's like saying I'll never get aids.
>>507769696Did your /ink/ bf dump you?
>>507769774Not exactly
>>507769429one-time invite will be sent on new year's, be prepared!
I have sent 3(three) splatoon skebs out
grooming woomys in my private fishcord
>>507771061is it /ink/er art?
>>507771354My ceph, only one has been accepted so far
>>507771061So yes. You're an /ink/er.
i would draw a yebby but he ate all my crayons...
>>507772310It's your fault for leaving them where he could find them... I'll buy you new ones, but you have to draw a very silly yebby.
>>507772310draw with yebby's ink
cracking open a yebby to harvest ink for my yebby drawing
>>507773113NO!!!!!!
cracking open a cold yeb with the wooms
this yeb loves you
stop cracking yebs open...
I don't know if you check the thread, but GGGGGGGGGGGs t!
Is Switchmart from /ink/? GGs if so
I wish I had a cute woomy.
>>507781841I only got a coomy.
>>507781841What's stopping you?
>>507781841here ya go
sex with /ink/ers
>>507782326This but with their cephs instead
is it worth getting splatoon 3 this late into its lifespan?
>>507782718Its still pretty active
>>507782581I wish cephs were real...
>>507783753
>>507782326*monkey paw curl* you're in bed with nono and joey
Anyone wanna salmon *laugh*
>>507786840I've already played this shift but I'm up for torturing myself some more
>>507787098Aight then I'm opening a room
>>507787218Name? Room's not showing up
>>507787361Why wouldn't it? I checked I'm in the pool and have my things on. It's N Someone joined me we're 2/4
>>507787482Oh I have you blocked that's why, good luck with whoever else joined
>>507787523Blocking people is for dummies, you're not a dummy anon
>>507787523LMAO
>>507787579I've never cared what other people think of me for what I do, I'll block whoever I want for whatever reason I have
>>507787523Don't be a faggot and unblock him
>teehee I have him blocked yet I'm able to check the pool and see it's 2/4Load a single bullet and load it to your forehead
>>507787851Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
>there are people unironically defending nono ITT
GGs SR! Nice golds. I'm done for with this rot
if the game put you against top 10 x rank player five time in a row does it means the game hate you or lthink you're god enough to be in their lobby?
>>507793063If it's X it means no one playin'If it's series it's very bad luck If it's open, it's normal this far into the game
>>507793063top 10 isn't even that good so it doesn't mean anythingif you can get 2100 you can get top 10
I rape my woomy everytime she lose a match
>>507788247Wrong person, the one who was blocked mentioned the lobby was 2/4 not the person who blocked them
>>507780024she killed thousands
I'll give up my life to take yours
>>507793885Your sacrifice wasn't vain there is now one less flyfish in this world
>>507793885>there's a swarm building up>you got carbon in a comp that really hates trash otherwise>you try to be a hero doing cool shit instead of fulfilling your duty as a janny (doing it for free)anon pls
>>507796114>wave started>will get revived anyway>did my cool shit and got my clipJokes on you
What benefits would we have if the other subs were in Salmon Run?
>>507796895Curing would be cool to move around
Sex wth my woomy
>>507796895flyfish gets buffed
>>507796895Curling bombs for motionBurst bombs for fast wall painting
people still play salmon run?
>>507797631it's the only part of the game that still offers varietyranked meta has converged to metaphorical crab
Will we see HER again for new year?
I like silly wommys
Silly woomies are alright
I like stupit woomys
I like woomys' pit
>>507799829>hair
I like porl and muhrina
>>507800042I prefer shaved too
>>507800125>inkling>any hair at all
>>507800213Fan art are fun because you can go beyond canon!
>>507800213
kill yourself >>507800534
>>507800436just because you can go beyond canon doesn't mean you have to go full retard>>507800534grizz pls>>507800635not hair, specifically has the same inky texture as the tentacles
Woomy buying grizz goo to grow hair in erotic places!
>>507801721she drank it instead...
>>507802063Fuzzy poomy!
>>507802063Stalker Sasquatch!
>>507804203Landwhale
good morngyes
>>507804781That's what you are
>>507804203sweaty cephs...
>>507806772Morning
>>507804203Chubby meaty woomies UUUHHHH rond soft belly and thick legs
I prefer my woomies on the leaner side
I like my cephs how I like my coffee.
Burst bomb!
>last guy on the tower decides to use booyah bomb You fucking retard
>>507809235Gross stickman
>>507809765>overtime>last guy on the tower uses Inkjet
>>507809763woomy no...
>>507809765>>507810745Which special benefits which rank mode?
>>507810745>overtime>last enemy uses splashdown>quickly climb up the tower and win
>>507811158>rainmaker and clams inkvac>zones and towertriple ink strike
>reefslider phantom killThey will never fully patch it
>>507812262>went back and looked at the enemy's povThat's not how I remember it
>>507812262>>507817183So this is the power of a lag switch
>>507817537Wifi + Handheld
>>507817912only big man could break love's winstreak
>there are people still playing the game instead of posting borderline ero images they found on twitter/pixiv with the caption "woomy!!!!XDDDD" to bump the thread everytime it gets close to page 10 for years till S4 comes out/ink/ isn't fully healed...
>>507818579>Cares about the on-topic images>Not about the constant "kill yourself" and schizopostingYou're part of the problem
woomy vagina in my mouth
>>507818727that's footschizo falseflagging
>>507818579>>507818727The tourists will be here before you know it. We must prepare!
woomy!!!!XDDDD
Cephs enjoying the festivities and the food
woomy is now laying eggs in my mouth
>>507819575Now this is my kind of woomy.
>>507819575>>507819720This woomy would put your child in the microwave or abandon it in a trash bin
>>507819575damn bitch you live like this?
>>507821687this image makes me sad in a way that's difficult to describe
>>507821687>taped switch dock??? Do women do this?
>>507821687imagine the smell
>>507822498whenever putz slams his desk in anger his switch becomes disconnected from the dockshe taped it down so her switch stays in place while she's raging
praying to cod that the swiitch finally fixes the fucking input lag we've been coping with for 8 years
netcode first please
>>507825790balance? weapons? specials? maps?
>>507824731>>507825790Neither is getting fixed until Japanese players complain.
I wanna play TC but it's Humpback and humpback is absolute shit with my weapons... :'(
roller players are so cool;;; The only skillful AND soulful weapon (apart from carbon which is for retarded baby)
ikagaki
This kills the /ink/roach.
>>507827949Forcing a yebby into oral sex is rape even if he's your bf
>>507828404Woomies can't rape
My woomy watched Blackbelly Park and now she started swearing :(
>>507827949*yawns* how boring
>hydra and e-liter on humback zoneThis never ends well...
>>507827949I don't get what point you're trying to convey.
>>507830507He hates couples like picrel
>>507830507>>507830935this is the future (((salmonids))) want
>teammates refuse to fucking paint the stage>they have good weapons to do so>they get flanked to death every 5 secondsThat makes me so fucking mad holy shit
>>507831918ngmi did everything in his power to make players think that the only reason to paint is to get specials
I wish someone would punch me in the head
How is nintendo the one pushing for gyro the hardest but also the worst at implementing it. Going back to splatoon gyro after playing with fortnite gyro for a week is so laggy
>>507832521
would you cuddle a fish
I never had any teammates, I made them up. It's not just like I feel I'm going 1v4
>>507834023This is what you see when you get splattedRespawners rob your ceph of a happy ending
>>507834023callie is a squid, not a fish
>>507834023not this one :)
Good fishing with good /ink/ers
>>507834023only this one :)
>>507835896kill yourself
>>507835914She's not real, faggot.
footschizo spreading christmas cheer
>>507836259she's real to me :)
>>507836259Yes she is
>>507836259Yes she is and look at how big her flops are.
>>507834023Which one?
>>507836818I would engage in the act of procreation with that squid after she reaches the legal age
Do you ever wonder where all those cephs vanished to? I mean they couldn't have gotten lost after Cuttlefish's and Pearl's infamous rap battle.
>>507836348>>507836452>>507836818MEDS
>>507837194Meds are for globalist NPC faggotsGlowniggers need to take a long walk off a short pier
>Glen Fiddler is actually pro salmonid immigration>Thinks splatlandians aren't "smart enough" to work his jobswtf I thought he was on our side
Sailor Coco
What a peculiar rotation tho...
>>507837861how
>>507838019>playing solo vs playing with /ink/It's that shrimple
Anyone for open at the hour?
>>507838282sure, shall we be festive?
>>507838282>scorch zonesnah
>>507830935Pretty sure this is about Yurifags
>>507838595scorch is good tho?
>>507838459I'll wear a sweater.
>>507838683>t. should be drug out and shot
>*SLUUUUUUUURRRRRP SCHWSCHWSHRRRLPP*>*SMACK* *SMACK*>*SLUUURURURURURRP SCHWEEEEEEEE*>*SHAKE* *SHAKE* *SHAKE*>*SIP* *SIP*>*SMACK*
>>507838282Perchance
>>5078382823/4 starting
>>507839004woomy on my dick
I hate editing clips to get them under 4MB but I like posting them Here's one sloppy wipeout
>>507838683XDthe zone is way too fucking big and the map is heavily long range favored and easy to lockout
>>507840134kill yourself
>>507840134The double humiliation of being defeated by you and having that defeat being captured into the shittiest clip imaginable
>>507839715I'll join shortly
