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>>520846987Love all the daisy content.
>>520846987Sarasaland is a desert.
>>520847170Mario Tennis 64 really saved Daisy from obscurity. Spinoff content continuing her legacy, allowing her to get a mainline game playable appearance, and even adding new mario land content down the line for her is really sweet.
Of the Mario subseries, the Yoshi Series is far more connected than the D.K. and Wario series.
>>520832353CuteMini Pauline must have so much fun with her dad
>>520848146>DK and Wario have their own supporting casts and enemies>Yoshi just has Kamek and (Baby) Bowser.Ya think?
I love her
>>520846987>Daisy has an Arabian palace populated by Shy Guys nowTerminalMontage won.
>>520848146Yoshi is the Muppet Babies of Mario.
>>520847170The fact that we'll finally get to see some of her subjects in 3D after three decades is unreal to me. My only real gripe is the confused identity of the track. If it's Birabuto Kingdom themed, it should be based on ancient Egypt, not arabia. Maybe it;s because it was SMB2 themed originally, so we're getting a sort of weird hodgepodge of both.
>>520848921I guess. It's not really canon just like how Muppet Babies isn't really canon.
I like how Rosalina closes her eyes a bit for some animations now, cute
>>520848587the "first level" curse strikes again
>>520849656Mario has no canon.
>>520849796Mario has no offical canon.
>>520849505>Some shy guys move to Sarasaland like how that one Prima guide for MKWii claims Birdo moved to Nimbus Land>Their culture integrates with the Sarasaland cultureThe lore...
>>520849796It has layers of canon.
>>520848146Wario land at least has Captain Syrup stealing from the mushroom kingdom at the start of it. Even Donkey kong got vsDK games and that "young cranky lore" to connect it somewhat. Ware feels vastly apart though outside of the Mario themed microgames.
>>520849796>>520849865
>>520850003More like Daisy ruined Shy Guy Bazaar.
>>520850184Well shit
>>520850184How do we know that is officially santioned by Nintendo? Maybe the communist bomb-ombs built it without Nintendo's approval.
>>520850485Bomb-ombs? Never existed so that does that. Bob-ombs however.
Papa!
>>520851256Cute.
Are all the Bridos, called Catharines? Considering the character we know as Birdo is Catharine to the nips? Can you play as "a light blue Catharine"?
Why are Peach/Daisy/Rosalinafags so weird?
>>520853037True love does things to a man
>>520853581Mario and Luigi aren't weird.
>>520853037Other than some overzealous fans going a bit overboard, I just see a bunch of people liking the characters and being excited to see them.
>>520854025Luigi is very weird.
>>520853037Some of them want to live vicariously through a "mean girl" high school drama. There's a type for everyone and when Nintendo starts catering towards one over the other it breeds jealousy and a desire to start shitpost wars over each other.
>mfw witnessing the Switch 2 discourseWhy is everyone on both sides such douchebags?
>>520848507>>520849657I have always wanted to give her a boyfriend but even if i manage to create a new character for Nintendo to be her BF right now i feel like it'd be too late for her and the fanbase wouldn't be so open to her having a romantic interest.
>>520855268Stop looking at the retarded discourse
>>520846987>>520850312>shy guy bazaar repurposed for daisywasn't there a supposed storyboard leak last year for the second movie that had mario and luigi in a bazaar or was that bunk
>>520848146Yoshi series has baby Mario, Luigi, and Bowser while DK and Wario just do their own things.
>>520855268>BOTH SIDES!111Stop being a bootlicker. The games are overpriced and offer little quality for said prices.
>>520856697I looked things up myself, and the name on the leaked storyboard image directs to an instagram account for someone who used to work at Illumination, so things point to it being real.
>>520851660
>>520857525NTA, but you can kinda see Nintendo's logic.>The massive roster>The new costumes>The open world>Track variations (?)>Mario Kart 8 plus DLC was around $71.99>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, if you bought the Booster course passOf course, that does not change the fact that $80 is too close to $100 and nobody in their right mind wants to pay $100 for a video game As a wise game once said "Never pay more than 20 (50.09 according to the US Bureau of Labor) bucks for a computer game, especially for a game on the Switch 2. At least MK8D doesn't require you to buy the DLC to experience it.
>>520857525I just don't, several dozen people with degrees in programming work to make these things, they have to feed their families.I'm sorry commie friend nobody would labor for the good of the people.
It's Mario's fault.
>>520857525>and offer little qualityWhen the competition is slop like COD and Monhun? Nah. Nobody's up to Nintendo's level of quality in the AAA space these days.
>>520859443The "COD and MonHun slop" has the basic decency to allow themselves to be sold for 20 dollars less than a year later. Meanwhile Nintendo will go deep into 2030 still charging 70 dollars for Mario Tennis games will less content than the one from the N64.
>>520859357This is why you dont buy bullet bill-themed condoms from Bowser
>>520859443>Meatriding a company that pretends they came up with Discord in 2025
>>520859129nta but yeah, im in two minds about it.on one hand i know i will get my moneys worth with it, ill play it for a thousand hours, but $80 is just too much to spend in one go.if this was any other company it would be 60-70 but the alt costumes would be a part of a deluxe edition that's 80-90
>>520854837>it breeds jealousy and a desire to start shitpost wars over each otherBut I like Peach and Daisy friends.
>>520861464You're one of the good ones, then.
Daisy, my beloved.>>520861464>>520854837Never understood the "us versus them" idealogy myself. I think the other three girls are great and deserve the attention they get. I'm just happy Daisy is getting in on that too.
https://x.com/DocShoddy/status/1909305172792057862
>>520859129I've seen people suggest having the DLC be free for Mario Kart World but lol as if that's happening
>>520864567Yeah, I can't see that either. Maybe new costumes, but new tracks/drivers would definitely come with a price tag.
>>520862423>spoilersIt stems from a persecution complex and victim mentality, meaning: Mental illnessWorry not about it since you're not on that boat
>Trinen and Bowser keep hyping this direct up as to why the game will cost 80 buckshttps://strawpoll.com/eNg6vXB8LgA
>>520862423>spoilerIndeed. They all have little victories>Rosalina was in 3D World>Daisy in Wonder>Pauline making a strong comeback after years of nothing>Peach gets her own game againAnd now they're all appearing in Party/Kart games together. It's great
>>520865187is there really anything they could reveal that would make everyone collectively go "oh wow maybe it is worth 80 after all"
Does he have a chance at returning?
>>520866750six hour rosalina sex cutscene
>>520867275Isn't there a ufo in the main art?
>>520866750career/mission mode?
>>520867409There is, but it looks nothing like the Pagosu or even the generic UFOs in SML, so for now it's a complete mystery. Its placement over the location meant for Daisy is kind of interesting, though.
>>520867275considering tokotokos and batadons are back of all things, anything's possible
>>520846987Hoping this new DK game finally wakes more artists to the fact the female Kongs are pure waifu material
>>520867814Could be a redesign for Tatanga. But most likely just a Galaxy 1 reference.
>>520866750All DLC is free
Lol.>Yes we actually are greedy and think you all are faggots who will pay whatever we ask for
>>520870504They’re called jewtendo for a reason
>>520848479>>520857026Really says a lot about this series when these characters are all this fanartist could think of for Yoshi's baseball team compared to the more interesting and unique ones for other captain's teamshttps://x.com/eternalflamebry/status/1903506969572290800
>>520870504Then why'd they move manufacturing from China to Vietnam?
I love her so much
>>520870504>Trusting a xitter account to make an honest summary
Also lol
>>520870504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH4AoMYnkFgIt's PR talkThe second the thought of tariffs toward China was gonna happen Nintendo moved their manufacturing to Vietnam (only for that country to get caught up on tariffs as well)Either Bowser is telling the truth or not, the tariff drama is gonna be used to increase the price even further lmao
>>520870504Nintendo is trying their absolute best to make this their very own XBONE huh
>>520867275Nintendo likes to randomly bring back characters (Boom Boom, Pauline, Reznor - even if only for one game) and with Super Mario Land getting referenced more and more, it's possible.
>>520872264It's nowhere near as bad as the Xbone so far thoughXbox One got mogged hard by the PS5 right off the gate and the Switch 2 at least has games people want to play It won't do as well as Switch 1 but that was a given
>>520872579*by the PS4What I'm saying is that, Switch 2 doesn't have a moment humiliating it as sayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWSIFh8ICaA
>>520867275I want Wart to return as well.
>>520872579>So farThey've bleeding goodwill in record time as soon as the direct finished airing. It'll be XBone tier pretty fast if they keep up the bad PR streak
>Wii won't power on>look up fix>"unplug everything for 2 minutes and plug it back in">unplug everything>wait 2 minutes>plug it back in>worksThanks weird YouTube video from 10 years ago. Now I can play Galaxy 2 again
>>520872728Daisy oughta put in a good word for him.
>>520872973Wake me when the Mario Kart Direct and its following trailers have a ludicrously bad like/dislike ratio and people are still clamoring DROP THE PRICE up until release
>>520866750>Free DLC>Return of mission mode>100 character roster with WarioWare/RPG/DKC characters
>>520871151>Mario's team is RPG characters and support guys>Luigi's team is lotsa ghosts>Peach goes all in on Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom>Daisy's is the various lifeforms of Sarasaland>Birdo goes "The game known in the United States as Super Mario Bros. 2 was originally...">DK's is Kongs and friends as expectedHuh. There are Yoshi's Island unique species like Raven or Crazee Dayzee that could have been also on it.Wonder what Waluigi's team will be. Just leftovers from Wario's team like Diddy will likely be to DK? Or also a bunch of different literal whos introduced in side games? Also wonder if it will be Bowser has an all-boss team while Junior has typical turtles, that is Petey's and Bowser's goes in on Koopa King instead.
>>520873502Diddy could theoretically be Rare characters/his friends from Diddy Kong Racing.Either Bowser or Junior could end up with the Koopalings. Junior could also end up with RPG/spinoff characters but there probably aren't enough to associate him with (Buddy, Spawny, the captains? Paper Junior?) or with Sunshine-related enemies while Bowser having his mooks is also likely given Peach and Daisy. Petey would probably be the other kings but if not, then the piranha plant-adjacent enemies (or Sunshine enemies). Waluigi probably could have Wario's leftovers (Wario Land characters while Wario has his friends from Warioware?) or maybe the Tennis/Golf handheld characters.
>>520868308This kong girl is a need for me.
>>520872051This is the stupidest looking shit lol
>no hall effect sticks>no oled screenwhat the fuck nintendo
>>520874475>Nothing says that Waluigi doesn't know Eggplant Mans, Sarissa, Bowyer, Onigiri, or Sumo Kong
>>520873502>>520871151Needs the Huffin Puffins
>>520874913She does look a bit weird with the tail, not sure which type of monkey she is ment to be, a spider one?
>>520873185Still remember when i first saw this art one morning, we had the imminent future right in our face back then.
>>520868308Meanwhile I'm still hoping for non-barafag non-hyper porn of DK for whatever reason even if I know that will never happen>>520877418Spider monkey seems about right, long, skinny limbs and black fur
>>520859949>>520860329>deflection and and hom>central point not addressedConcession accepted.
I better look at my love in her Aurora costume
>>520878945
>>520878945>>520879153
>>520878945Rosalina (Aurora)? At this time of year, at this time of day, and this part of Vancouver, localized entirely within your Switch 2?
>>520879401Yes!
Can't wait for the smbg game night where we all play MK World and some anon just shouts slurs the entire match
>>520880254barely anyone joins the game nights we have now
It's been a while bit it was recommended to me againhttps://youtu.be/Li4j82QbBvk?si=7EuD5TlbDIFtF4n_
>>520878945My wife is amazing
>>520880576>bitbut*
>>520872051lmao
>>520852903Yeah, they're all called Birdo. Kind of all the generic species.
>>520867356*sniff*
>>520872264XBONE had no games anybody wanted, people are complaining about the price of ONE Switch 2 game because they want it.
>>520873369Nobody cares about 2 and 3 and the first one will likely end up happening to NSO subscribers.
>>520866750No. If retards collectively decide to moan about anything they'll find a reason anyway. See Dexit. At least this isn't as retarded but still.
>>520865146>persecution complex and victim mentalityPersecution fetish and victim complex* get your terms right
Feeling WASPY?
>>520886146Weird, doesn't Wario normally just puff up if he gets stung?
I love Luigi
>>520857525As opposed to what?
>>520886146Will waluigi have a bee costume?
>>520890695The waluigi alternative is a vampire named the wampire.
>>520857525>The games are overpricedSame price as garbage like God of Soi Ragnacuck here in Europe, and I don't hear people complaining about that. Mario Kart is only the price it is to drive bundle sales, the moment the bundle is done selling they'll drop it.
>>520870504The tariff had never any reason to impact a decision made minths ago. You are complete morins if you believe it ever could.
>>520872264They can't, the xbone was as bad as it was because the PS4 existed alongside it. No one's competing with them. Plus, 449 is really not that much. A PS5 with playable discs is 550.
>>520882942>Cutting Pokémon is good!How does that Game Freak cock taste? It's a shame how some people are cultists for Nintendo like you. At least you only came around when Nintendo released the Switch. I don't want to know the damage you would have done if you mindlessly made the likes of Federation Force a success in the dark ages.
>>520896330>Muh federation force! CULT!Imagine being this retarded.
>>520892262>the moment the bundle is done selling they'll drop it.Never gonna happen. Nintendo even stopped doing Nintendo selects, they're not dropping the price of their games beyond eshop sales making it like 55 dollars occasionally. You'll be able to pick up a secondhand copy for a bit cheaper though.
>>520896330>hating on Fed ForceNewfag
>>520896705>retarded!!!!You are. I feel bad for people like you. You always twist yourself into a pretzel to convince yourself that Nintendo can do no wrong. You're like the people who did the same for Disney before they took it a step too far and lost even them. It's like you view Nintendo as something more than a company, something that inspires blind loyalty. >>520896861It was a bad game which nobody wanted. But Nintendo back then was making bad decision after bad decision.
>>520897108>You always twist yourself into a pretzel to convince yourself that Nintendo can do no wrong. You're like the people who did the same for Disney before they took it a step too far and lost even them. It's like you view Nintendo as something more than a company, something that inspires blind loyalty.Holy projection batman, are you venting about some past embarrassment here? I just called you a retard because you were being retarded, I have no need to defend anyone or anything.
>>520897289Crying projection is the same thing is crying no u. Not an argument.
>>520897476You'll find the cultists never have one. They just think everything is acceptable because it has the Nintendo logo on it.
>>520897476Where was yours? I just saw a paragraph long ad hominem. I don't need to go on a huge teary tangent to call you a retard though, I do it without pretending to make a point. Newfags like you constantly whine about the "cult".
>>520897775>ad hominem>You're totally crying!>newfag!This is how we can all tell that you're new. Only newfags constantly posture about supposed newfags. You really need to stop worshipping Nintendo so much. A real fan doesn't blindly accept everything they're given.
>>520898087>This is how we can all tell that you're newNice "no u">You really need to stop worshipping Nintendo so muchIs this Nintendo worship in the room with us? Still no sign of an argument by the way
>>520898234>Nice "no u"It's facts. Newfags always claim the people they're talking to are newfags. It's the equivalent of downvoting from their home site.>Is this Nintendo worship in the room with us? Yes, it's you wearing the clown shoes and eating rancid shit while telling me it's tastes fine.
>>520896330>caring about Pokemon on the first placeHow does being retarded feel like?
>>520898532>Newfags always claim the people they're talking to are newfags. It's the equivalent of downvoting from their home site.Oh is it now? I wasn't aware. I'm sure you'd know about that, though.>Yes, it's you wearing the clown shoes and eating rancid shit while telling me it's tastes fine.Because I called you a retard for making the sweeping, retarded generalization that anyone who disagrees you is a cult member? You're emotional and irrational, calm down.
>>520898628>Why do you care about that, it was always shit!Even if it was, that's no excuse to add more shit to the pile.
>>520897108According this week's internet discourse Nintendo were the good guys when they were doing bad and making bad decisions.
>>520898717>I'm sure you'd know about that, though.>no u after crying about itYou can't help yourself>that anyone who disagrees you is a cult member?No, just anyone like you who hangs around /v/ and thinks being a fan of something means you have to worship it and think that they can do no wrong.
>>520898973>no u after crying about itIt's facts. Newfags always claim the people they're talking to are redditors. It's the equivalent of downvoting from their home site.>just anyone like you who hangs around /v/ and thinks being a fan of something means you have to worship it and think that they can do no wrong.Have you tried calming down and approaching discussion without having an autistic meltdown because someone disagrees with your opinion? I don't worship Nintendo, I have my gripes, we all do.
>>520899240>Look at my epic repeating of your post!!! Downvote. >autistic meltdownCalling a shit eating cultist a shit eating cultist is just calling a spade a spade.
>>520898798Pokemon is shit period
>>520899387>DownvoteMan I really gotta be careful, a few more of these and I'm in danger.>Calling a shit eating cultist a shit eating cultist is just calling a spade a spade.Yeah I don't see any proof of cultists, I'll be honest.
>>520899481The last thing you do with a big pile of shit is to add more to the pile. Clean it up, don't make it worse.
>>520899565>Man I really gotta be careful, a few more of these and I'm in danger.Not surprising a Reddit tourist would think that. >Yeah I don't see any proof of cultistsYou're living proof. I'm curious though. What's your limit for a Nintendo game? Excluding any kind of limited edition, would you pay $200 for a Nintendo game? Would you pay $300?
>>520899793Real Nintendo fans will gladly pay $500 for the newest 3D Mario.
>>520899793>Not surprising a Reddit tourist would think that.Hey you're the one that downvoted me buddy, I don't know how that shit works, do I get banned?>You're living proofHow?>What's your limit for a Nintendo game?Nintendo doesn't get special limits, 70's the limit for any game on any platform, and even that's stretching it. Most of my switch games have been imported from France at about 50 a pop,
>>520900039>I don't know how that shit worksI don't think anyone believes that a Reddit tourist like you doesn't cry if someone downvotes you. All you types are the same. I wonder if Reddit is what leads to these cultist types. That upvote downvote system must lead to quite an echo chamber.>How?You're gleefully slurping up shit because it has the Nintendo logo on it.>Nintendo doesn't get special limitsYou're defending $90 games. It's already past your so called limit. And that's the pre tariff price as well.
Tour city tracks are garbage
Until this day, I never see a legit argument on why game nowadays should keep being $60 like in the late 2000's even with inflation and increasing cost to make one
Shy Guy having their home annexed and colonized by that ginger whore and we cheer for it
>>520903602>increasing costThey have ai now, it's never been easier to make video games. The increase in price is artificial.
>>520903602>increasing costYou mean decreasing cost. Electronics decrease in cost over time, that's why 4K TVs don't cost $20,000 anymore.
>bet you didn't guess that I was the Great Conductor's assistant!Why the fuck would we have guessed that, and more importantly why did you withhold this information you stupid pig fuck
Pookey Pong Poonaza
>>520904710Except for phones tablets computers etc.
>>520903971Ai is literally a meme that is useless whenever you create something. Its a glorified google to stackoverflow that wont answer any question regarding closed tech with no online doc.
>>520892174And you know these two costumes are alternatives to each other because..?
>>520904710Are you fucking retarded, anon? The cost to make a 4k television, as per your example, decreases over time due to increases in manufacturing efficiency and decreasing hardware component costs. As technology advances in software production, shit costs more and more to make. I'm not saying that people should be happy to pay more for a video game, but your logic is spastic-tier.
>>520903602Honestly people are too used with how comparatively cheap game prices actually compared to other hobbies or even basic "unnecessary" spending, that they're getting too spoiled when the industry inevitably can't afford to be that cheap, with shitton of DLC, microtransaction, season pass, and any of that shit to relieve the burden I see a lot of people out there saying that "no games is worth more than $60", and I'm just asking myself, on what fucking basis lmao? Especially since that "$60" doesn't have the same amount like it did a decade ago
>>520898920that video was soul as fuck
>>520910867People are obsessed with the idea that a company is somehow ripping them off when selling them a game. This is because modern games media is obsessed with discussing the industry, and games from a more "meta" sense (i.e prices, what 'woke' material the game does or does not contain etc); there is so little discussion of the actual game itself. It really cheapens games as an art-form. Steam reviews are the worst for this - they're, at best, a customer satisfaction metric, not actual criticism.Imagine somebody writing up a new painting from an artist spent half their article complaining about how the gallery was too expensive to visit, or that the catering was shit.Games aren't taken seriously because the so-called experts are retarded and just write the slop that gets then clicks. Unfortunately, you need time start watching 10 hour video essays to hear anything worthwhile about a game.
https://x.com/En20Silva/status/1909259874598621411
>bing bing wahoo! >art
>>520908407>As technology advances in software production, shit costs more and more to makeLol.
>weeb>meme
>>520911462>This is because modern games media is obsessed with discussing the industry, and games from a more "meta" sensei blame youtube, reviews and lets plays became a lot of peoples primary entertainment
>>520911462>Companies can't rip you offYou have their whole boot in your mouth. Games are a product. Terrible practices deserve to be brought up.
>>520912865its fucking cancerous
>>520913264>games are a product All a matter of perspective. In this case, you've the small-minded perspective of the average normie.
>>520905585Aussie hands typed this post. I hate you fuckers so much it's unreal.
>>520911629I blame the people making 20 hour videos about the genius of children's cartoons for this mindset becoming bigger. I stumbled across this video essay about Chowder one time where he was crying that some other content creator was disrespecting the original creator of the show by talking about some ship. Pretty pathetic stuff.
>>520913926AND WE HATE YOU!
>>520913830On the bell curve you're the midwit. Vague appeals to art doesn't mean you can nickel and dime your audience.
>>520913960Don't think it's that deep or stretches outside that far.People who still spam "bing bing wahoo" never think the mario series should be talked about more than the dead memes /v/ still spews to this day (64 mario with a circle on half of his body, etc.) Which make you wonder why they're here and not making more of those /v/ threads.
>>520914313The game isn't "appealing to art" - it is the art. Are you autistic?
Is an book a product?
Truly terrible thread, this.
>>520915236Consolefagging will do that for you.
>>520914714You're the one vaguely appealing to art.>Art doesn't have a price... We should be happy to spend whatever Nintendo needs for them to finish their work!No, fuck that. Selling video games is like selling prints of art. I'm not buying your overpriced print.
>>520912147Do you genuine, factually, no autism and no falseflagging, believe that it was cheaper to make Ocarina of Time with 48 developers across 3 years than it was to make Breath of the Wild with double that time frame and four times the number of developers?
>>520910867Game prices have always been weird as fuck. On the Gameboy you had full lenght adventure games like Kirby sitting right next to a Sudoku game for the same price, and obviously it was cheaper and faster to make than Kirby but it's how audiences were raised and trained.Like an anon pointed out Nintendo's big mistake was likely thinking they could jump instantly to 80 dollars instead of not making it all 70 first.
>>520916420>making it all 70 firstOther console already doing that for years, and they already have 70 dollar game in TOTK.Nintendo doesn't exist in a vacuum
>>520916420Even $70/$80 could have been salvageable. But going $80 digital and $90 physical isn't good. It's nullified by buying the bundle, which is why Nintendo is saying that they aren't going to be producing the Mario Kart bundle forever. I don't want to imagine the inevitable $90 3D Mario, $90 Smash, $90 Zelda, and other $90 games. And with how fast we went from $60 to $90, it makes you wonder if 80/90 could turn into 90/100 or 100/110 if GTA releases for $100.
>>520913264>Terrible practicesTell me why game getting expensive like anything else on this goddamn planet is "terrible practice"
>>520917393It's not 90$ physical, it's 90 euros physical specially in the UK because of UK's silly physical game tax. It's 80 dollars digital and physical in USA.
Reminder they CHOSE this outcome, even when it's clearly a retarded choiceTHEY are the one who responsible to this mess and makes EVERYTHING expensive
>>520917553You're mistaken. It's £74.99 physical in the UK while it's $90 physical in the US.
>>520907561Not trying to be rude but have you not being using the internet a lot recently? There was another load of ai image spam about a week ago. Unfortunately it isn't a joke.
>>520918046Is this some kind of weird ironic bit where you pretend to be a retarded Twitter user for laughs?
>>520912865>>520913326Still nothing compared to the faggotry of anime youtubers
>>520917393What i don't get is , since most of game sales nowdays are digital, there's much less production costs involved, so they could sell it for 70$ digital (which is already kinda expensive but it's the times i suppose)Nintendo doesn't even have to deal with storefronts since most of those sales are via eshop anyways. Really stupid move on them.
>>520918796It's not wise for a company to beef with retailers when they need retailers to sell their hardware in the first place.
>>520918238I could say the same to you. Mario Kart World is £74.99 in the UK physically. https://store.nintendo.co.uk/en/mario-kart-world-70010000096802But I see where the problem is, they haven't announced the physical price in the US yet. It's still going to cost more. One look at the the US website for World have it show $79.99 with a trio of asterisks, meaning that's only the digital price. So no, it's not going to be $80 physically.
>>520918624ah i don't watch those
I'd rather have genuine discussions like this one over gay Luigi spam and shipping faggotry
>>520919738Do we know what it will be nonphysical?
None of you faggots are being made to buy it
>>520920893Everything is getting more expensive, but when luxury hobbies like video games start doing it, that's where everyone draws the line, for some reason.
>>520920626We've only been given the $80 so far, but considering that pre orders aren't open and Nintendo would probably go with the cheaper option to advertise it, I think it's safe to say $80 is the digital price in the US right now. The question is then if the physical version will be more expensive which while it potentially might not be it's looking pretty likely it will be. $90 would be the most likely option. The UK and EU's prices are a few over that in their equivalent in dollars, which would be standard. The question then is if tariffs could affect the prices of the games, even digitally. Which I won't pretend to know anything about, but I'd reckon that if Nintendo do have to raise prices in the US that digital wouldn't be immune even if the tariffs don't directly affect it.
>>520921610>luxury hobbiesThis lmao, I don't know why people deems vidya as necessities and fucking splurge in it like it's a drinking water or some shit. With how vitriol and legit pure venom some people spouted about, you would think that we as a species completely forgot the concept of "saving" for some goddamn reason
>>520857525Mother fucker i have been the most anti Nintendo ever since the direct.And yes, both sides, you're reply proved me right jack ass.
>>520921610Arguably while video games are a luxury, people need their luxuries. Luxuries are what keep people going.
>>520868308>>520867356>>520874913>>520882287>>520914986Respect women. Pornography and lust is a sin, an attack on the human soul by demons. I hope you anons get this information and warning to heart so you guys can awaken and see the light. Stay safe anons and bless this thread and may it stay away from evil.For further help i suggest reading this article.https://www.gotquestions.org/overcome-internet-porn.htmlSeriously, being unable to control yourself is demonic, it makes ya a target for unholy influence. You're being a puppet to spread evil in this word and i hope ya manage to free yourself from this perverted and damaging mental disease.
>tfw this entire thread proves me right and both sides are douchebags
>>520922229And Nintendo is still markedly cheaper than the competition, even when you take game pricing and inflation into account. I don't get what the problem is, or rather I don't get why people draw the line at Nintendo's pricing when they ought to be prioritizing more important things like livable wages and food. This whole discourse just feels like a serious case of FOMO, a lack of understanding of basic economics and the inability to budget accordingly.>>520924526The people arguing endlessly about this likely have access to a good phone or PC, which are also luxuries. They can stand to wait a little longer to get the next console. It's not a necessity, and if you think it is, you have bigger issues to deal with.
>>520924564Stop spamming this everywhere schizoid.
>>520924880it's clearly a falseflag nigga
>>520859129The roster doesn't seem great. No Koopalings, no DK characters, and no higher tier enemies like Petey, Kanek, or King Bob-omb.
>>520924880Well if there's a better way to convince people to make this website better by embracing chastity then i am open to suggestions.>>520925025It's not.
>>520924564unfunny fake schizo
>>520926006I haven't been keeping up but i assume the honeymoon phase is over.
>>520926127I'm being serious, not trying to be funny.
>>520926380You're not being serious you're attention seeking and trying to look deranged. Go somewhere else.
>>520924804If they're a Nintendo only person then they feel like they're going to be left behind. Not like Nintendo does price drops anymore.
Do you think the next console will be "failure" like gamecube and wii u?
>>520927079Hopefully, but probably not. The Gamecube and Wii U didn't have mainline Pokemon.
>>520927079definitely not a wii u tier flop, but it will likely underperform
>>520924564I dont know what to say
>>520927238The only good thing if it doesn't do well is that the casuals will stop bothering to buy it
>>520926006>No KoopalingsGood.>no DK charactersSome of them will probably be DLC like Diddy and Funky in the MK8 Booster Course Pass>no higher tier enemiesKing Boo is in. Petey and King B already have a poor track record and Kamek seems like he got turned into an item
>>520928196>Funky will totally get inthe absolute cope
>>520928415He's the most iconic mario kart character
>>520928196>Good.Bad. Koopalings have more of a reason to be in Mario Kart than most other characters. They were just a problem in 8's base roster.>Some of them will probably be DLCDLC isn't a good excuse. >King Boo is in.The only one. Mooks aren't bad by themselves, but when there's so many it's pretty glaring that the higher tier enemies aren't in. Lakitu can have multiple roles, so Kamek should as well. It's only understandable with Bob-omb, though that's why King Bob-omb should be in. >>520928415Funky's probably one of the more likely DLC characters. I think it's only the DK Cast, Petey, King Bob-omb, and Poochy that have been left out. The Koopalings as well but I think that adding them all in if they're not in the base game isn't going to happen.
>>520929607>Funky's probably one of the more likely DLC characters.cope harder
>>520928415>>520928848Funky Kong always makes me remember the time when used to play Mario Kart wii with my brother. We kept making fun of each other making claims how another's favorite characters were some stupid ones that actually neither of liked, and most often that character was funky kong.
>>520929607>The only one. Mooks aren't bad by themselves, but when there's so many it's pretty glaring that the higher tier enemies aren't in. Lakitu can have multiple roles, so Kamek should as well. It's only understandable with Bob-omb, though that's why King Bob-omb should be in.King Boo is most likely in because Boo is generally a staple Mario Kart item.
What is the full list of characters?
>>520919738>>520920626they updated the site for pre-orders but before the did they had the price listed for physical and non physical
>>520932448https://www.mariowiki.com/Category:Mario_Kart_World_characters
>>520932905Meant the roster
>>520933095That is the roster.
>>520933685Oh you were serious. How very weird.
>>520933919It's hard to believe but Cow is a a part of the roster.
>>520937809Do you genuinely find this sexually attractive?
>>520937970do you not?
>>520938024Of course not, you're just a weirdo
>>520939801you sounds gay
>>520937970No, I'm a god fearing Christian man.
>>520939951This is a lot less cartoonish than what you previously posted but still not that attractive
>>520940194I think you're just gay bro
>>520940086>>520940408Bros…
>>520940408Are you from /co/ by any chance? They tend to be really into deformed women.
>>520941080dude it's okay to not find women sexually attractive, homosexuality is widely accepted
>>520941721Why didn't you answer the question?
>>520942489i'm not from /co/now answer this, can you visualize an apple in your mind?
>>520942973Yes but this is an image for midwits to feel smart
>>520943390>now liesyou don't have to lie anon, if you can't find a "deformed women" attractive you might not have much imagination
Damn they neutered the fuck out of Wario StadiumWhich I guess is okay, since that track kinda sucks ass
>>520944119So you're basically admitting that you're not even into the images you post, and that you have to filter them by reimagining the characters as actually being sexually attractive? have you considered simply looking at images that are drawn attractively, instead of accusing everyone of either being homosexual or retarded when they merely question why you post ugly drawings?
>>520944383holy shit get filtered
>>520944383>we're not so much as eliminating details as we are focusing on specific detailsdid you even read the post?
>>520941080They're fucking cartoon characters you autist
>>520944565You clog up this general posting ugly images which you just admitted that you don't find attractive. And then you set out attacking anyone who criticizes it.
>>520944871sup npc
>>520944781Yes, that is exactly what he said in his post. When he gets off to those images, he's filtering it by reimagining it in a more attractive way. That's not what ordinary people do we just find images that do look good.
>>520945036Is that your best response then? Anyone can reimagine something as looking better, but the thing that non retards are capable of is simply finding more attractive images to look at instead of needlessly mentally filtering ugly images. Why can't you take criticism?
>>520945043No amigo it's that you lack the imagination to see a cartoon woman as a woman. You lack the ability to visualize mentally so it's difficult for you to find an "abstract woman" sexually attractive.I assume you're gay because a normal man would see that and want to fuck it
>>520945274Nope. Your cartoon woman is ugly, ugly things are ugly. There's no need to reimagine an ugly thing as attractive when you can just look at attractive characters instead. You're an insufferable faggot.
>>520945423You don't even understand the argument amigo. Typical from someone unable to visualize an apple
>>520866750track builder
Can you guys please stop talking about faggots and whatever the fuck wlse you're talking about right now?
>>520945924Your argument catastrophically failed, its result was you admitting that you posts images here that you're not even attracted to. You're a fake degenerate actually, you can't get off to anything that isn't 3d, and if it isn't 3d then you have to image it being so or else you're not attracted. What a normalfag.
Just post off model.
>>520946136That faggot should just get off to this instead, at least be honest with himself
>>520946349Nigga you're arguing a strawman you created. You literally lack the the iq necessary to even understand the argument
>>520946641>if you can't find a "deformed women" attractiveIt's exactly what you said, you have to filter the images you post in order to find them attractive. You're a normalfag trying to be a degenerate.
>>520946641NTA, but didn't you try to strawman him when you starting talking about picturing apples? Sounds like you're the retard.
>>520946446I'd hit that to turn her back to normal
>>520946848>you don't have to lie anon, if you can't find a "deformed women" attractive you might not have much imaginationmaybe post the entire post esl>>520946898I assume he's unable to find cartoony women attractive because he lacks even the most basic levels of imagination. Usually people can recognize a smiley face or shapes into the forms and such, he lacks this ability.
>>520947221If you wanted to force yourself, you could imagine anything in a more attractive way. But this is completely missing the point. You come here to post ugly images, that you admit to not finding attractive, and then accuse anyone who asks why you do it of being homosexual. Don't you think that's rather insufferable?
>>520947432again you're literally too stupid to understand the argument and just fight a strawman. You lack the creative spack that allows people to find "abstract women" attractive. You're a 5 so you're probably unable to see 2 dots and a line as a face, you lack that inner spark.There's nothing wrong with that, 5 go onto become scientists and such, be proud to be a 5.either that or your a faggot
>>520947863>more midwit ramblingsDo you find the unadulterated, imaginationless images attractive? Do you often get off to them in that way?
>>520948094>midwitthis is below midwit anon, this is shit even retards can understand.>Do you find the unadulterated, imaginationless images attractive? Do you often get off to them in that way?Why do you ask so many questions when pushed into a corner?
>>520944319Wasn't the main criticism of the original track was that it was overly long and bland?
>>520946446Anon that cartoon woman is way too cartoony, post a real person next time
OOHHH NOOO CARTOOONNYY WOMEN IN MY MARIO THREADI'M GOING INNSSAANNNEEEEE
>>520926554That's really just your own pessimism.And how is preaching the word of God deranged? Ya really got a devil on your shoulder. >>520946446That's disrespectful.
>>520948481No, you misunderstand. You're the midwit, you read some twitter screencaps of retards being unable to do that and assumed you're special.>Why do you ask so many questions when pushed into a corner?So the answer is no then. You post ugly images and cannot get off to them without imagining something else. And then get mad when someone question this behavior.
>>520950569>No, you misunderstand. You're the midwit, you read some twitter screencaps of retards being unable to do that and assumed you're special.>So the answer is no then. You post ugly images and cannot get off to them without imagining something else. And then get mad when someone question this behavior.How do you still not fucking understand the argument being made. Holy shit are you a brick wall
>>520937809Did they fucking nerf her tits
>>520927079No way in hell lol, at worst it's probably do 3DS numberSwitch 2 doesn't have the massive debuff of shitty GameCube disc nor the lack of early life killer apps of Wii U
>>520950869No, tits just become compressed with tight material pressing against them
Post turtles or any minion you like
>>520951096Jumpman is Mario.
>>520950869About the same as MK8. She's bustier in Mario Tennis Aces and pre-Odyssey, but flatter in Odyssey and other spin off games.
>>520950869Yeah, they’ll never be large again
>>520950727What you don't have an argument at all lol. You admitted that you cannot get off to what you post without imagining something else.
>>520951096i doubt nintendo is gonna do deep DK lore, but i really hope they are. it would be really funny
>>520952265respond to you arguing a fucking strawman? No I don't think so. Have the last word buddy, I'll just continue to post Pauline.
wait if mk8 dx has 96 tracks at $85, what is the excuse for world to cost $80 with only 30 tracks?the shit ton of enemies and npc's you can drive with? the costumes? the supposed open world?
>>520873502>Wonder what Waluigi's team will beUnironically the Ware cast. Sans Mona, everyone would have bad chemistry with Wario due to his cheapskate nature in Ware.
>>520952554But you've continually refused to deny it, and it's exactly what you wrote? All you had to say was that you think >>520937809 is extremely hot but you didn't. Post your ugly images somewhere else.
>>520952554why does pauline have the tiktok sneer
>>520953018cause she's cute
>>520953226tiktok sneer is not cute tho
>>520953316it's cute only when Pauline does it
>>520953018Every female character in the mario movie had to be le uber quirky, even the fucking mayor of NYC who had a single scene.
>>520952554She reminds me of that girl from Friends with the nasal voice.
>>520953803Well yeah, it’s an Illumination movie.
>>520957749kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRTyF0T8arw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLcBk5CPfa4
Diddy has gone off to college
Queen Bee got robbed
>>520963486She's delegating.
Pauline is so hot bros, holy shit
>>520963705Stingby isn't even one of her people. That is extremely levels of delegating.
>>520964094Tour’s costumes were meh but they nailed them this time around.
Does Batadon have a monopoly?
>>520937809Unf, this really emphasizes her curves.
Why do people love Giant Land so much?
>>520966656Artificial/forced/legit soul
>Rock Wrench got its shell backMandatefag status?
>>520968427..amogus?
>>520968427Based
>>520968427They fixed it a while ago. That is unrelated to any "Mario Mandate" thing since it was just Nintendo messing up their own design.
>>520969009I wish they'd get around to fixing Ninji. Hate the "That wasn't a mouth, those were red pajama buttons" design.
that gay troll at least got a lot of pauline posted by someone else in his seethe, time to save them
>>520971583Can you not talk about yourself in third person it's very schizophrenic
Does Miyamoto actually harbor a cartoonish, frothing hatred of the Kremlings and the Kremlings alone? Any other Rare reference seems fine now, but the Crockoids are stylized very differently from the Kremlings, and the crocodile skeletons inside them aren't stylized at all. They are the least Kremling-esque Kremling references you could make, as if there is an actual, explicit moratorium on them. Is he just insecure about Rool being too similar to Bowser or what? Maybe he just thinks British cartoons are repulsive like he delicately implies in that one Banjo interview?
>>520971945Has he ever shown any offence to other allied countries like usa and australia?
>>520972281His daughter married a British man. That might be it. Still, it's weird to only target the crocodiles in this. Maybe Tanabe really got into his head.
he's going back in the vault isn't he?
>>520973102How do you know about his relatives? Do you have more information?
>>520973781We'd have to wait for a potential Wrecking Crew revival.
>>520971904Not your boogeyman.Also stop projecting gay schizo troll.
>>520975854That's right, anyone who dislikes what you post is a troll. As well as homosexual and a retard. Do you have anything else that we need to know about people who disagree with you?
>>520976772Take your Meds
>>520973781He never left. You were just assuming that a movie using him would make the game version prominent.
>>520974083There's a wedding photo and some info. Might have been posted here.
>>520974083There's this one infamous photo. Not sure if they're still married or not, as this was taken years ago.
>>520976932He will be prominent again in the Switch 2 era. Cope and seethe.
>>520977551I can't imagine the pain Miyamoto must have gone through.
>>520977551If he does hate uk then this is definitely it lol
>>520977593That won't happen
Is what we know about the roster the total amount or will there be more?
Where the hell do I begin
>>52097850650 is a good number, but i wouldn't be surprised if they revealed even more characters during the direct.
>>520978551SMW
>>520977551Holy shit the guy looks ugly lol, and if he can get laid and married there's no excuses anymore
>>520971273That's the way it's been most of its existence.
>>520978551Is this your first time with Mario? Go with Mario 64.
>>520979194It's funny, I've played a few Mario games, but I've never actually finished one. My attention just gets taken by something else when playing around with emulators.
>>520978995the brit on the left mogs him badly
>>520978270You're delusional.
>>520979437You can't go wrong with 64 but if you haven't gelled with it before maybe try Galaxy. Or Odyssey.
>>520977551Dylan Cuthbert said his wife is unrelated to Miyamoto, despite the uncanny resemblance.
We have an estimate of the cups and track order.Crown City and Peach Stadium are both used twice.
>>520982154Why are retro tracks in the Flower, Star, and Special cups?
>>520982154Because one is played at daytime and the other at night while probably raining, totally not cheap at all for Nintendo to do that
>>520982804Probably a side effect of the open world change.>>520982918Those areas in particular looked fairly big, maybe they have different layouts on the second go?
>>520982154The retros really aren't strong, are they? And why does the Lightning Cup have two Mushroom Cup retros and a Flower Cup retro?I know Mario Kart 8 took all of the good retros bar Shy Guy Bazaar and Airship Fortress but there's repeats from 8 anyway so they should have taken better ones. The nitros are really going to have to carry this game online until DLC comes out.
>>520982154Where is this from?
>>520984419It was posted in a /v/ thread, I don't know the original source.
>>520982154Why does it need a dozen classic tracks? For $80 it should be all brand new tracks.
>>520984495It will be interesting how they label the presumed switch nitro tracks, whether they'll just label them with tour or put switch next to it.
>>520978551>Super MarioSuper Mario refers to the mainline 2D and 3D Mario platformers. You should just name this group "Mario". Unless you want to make a separate group for Super Mario.>t. autistic OCD fuckwad
>>520984404you know we're down to slim pickings when wario stadium is one of the few remaining
>>520984580At least there aren't tour city tracks
>>520984580Are you genuinely retarded? The same amount of work goes into the retro tracks, not even the layout is kept intact many times with lots of additional detailing and paths.
>>520982154>>520984419There's a bunch of videos floating around (Mariowiki has a similar list).>>520984580Because it's easier than coming up with entirely new nitro tracks, especially when Nintendo is getting bolder and bolder about reinterpreting them.>>520984848>Still no Wario Coliseum
>>520985167If they same amount of works goes into it why not something new
>>520984580it's been an even split of nitro/retro since the ds days.i guess bcp sort of broke that trend.
>>520985280Because Nintendo and Nintendo fans like nostalgia nods. If you don't like them you'll have a bad time since the company has been making free use of it as far back as the 90s.
>>520985506Who are these fans?
>>520985657I can't give you the official fan list without first making sure that you're a fan too.
>>520985280nostalgia sells>>520985004it would be funny to see nintendo try to add a mini Singapore to the open world
>>520982154ermmmmmm NO GBA tracks????
>>520846987Sarasaland is not a desert.
>"Hey motherfucker, remember when you threw me off a cliff in Cool Cool Mountain?"
>>520985795People who are real fans want new things not nostalgia
>>520986624GBA got a lot of love in 8DX, time for a break I guess.
>>520986749Mushroom Kingdom is not a grassland.
>>520986749Mario Kart World disagrees with you.
>>520986856It has rolling hills and grassy areas though.
>>520918184AI is a joke though. It doesn't actually create anything. It doesn't make games in the slightest. People cry about AI taking over, but in the field of video games its all fucking generated image slop shit, chinese phone games filled with genned anime girl art and retarded assistant search engines. The video games themselves are still made by real people, whether they be in sweatshops or not. Bonus content: COD getting retarded AI art banners doesn't mean AI is making video games
>>520987431And lots of other environments.
>>520987376No it does not, since it doesn't even call that map Sarasaland.
>>520986856I feel like the Mushroom World makes that a bit vague.
>>520988547They retconned Shy Guy Bazaar into being a Daisy track. It's meant to represent Sarasaland.
>>520986839No one really cares about your personal opinion in the official fan club.
>>520989006Sarasaland is made up of 4 kingdoms.
>>520988837I mean in Odyssey what was called "Mushroom Kingdom" was a lot of grass, trees and mushrooms, lakes, etc.
>>520924564>respect women>lust is a sinContradicting statements. nofap has ruined people akin to evangelical christianity.If you can't jack off to thoughts of hot people, a cartoon or porn without feeling intense guilt, you've got problems that have nothing to do with women or anyone that enjoys porn. Go figure yourself out and kindly fuck off. sincerely someone that used to feel guilty for liking pornNow post more hot Nintendo girls
>>520989006No, it is supposed to represent Daisy, just like her Yacht and other Daisy-related maps did thru SML references, but at no point does it ever claim to be Sarasaland nor does it claim to be a canonical depiction of Sarasaland, and in fact, it will likely be ignored in future games and Daisy will stay a yellow Princess that just happens to exist.
What are Daisy's tax policies like? She has 4 vassal states after all.
I'm guessing no one has been allowed to race on the track in pic related? I really want to see these motherfuckers up close.
>>520989386And two of them being tropical islands means there's still going to be a shitload of sand.
>>520989710Deserts =/= Coast beaches
>>520989632I don't think anybody tried.
>>520990136Well, fuck. Guess we'll have to wait until release.
>>520990003Well anon in SMB3 Desert Land(aka Desert Hill) has a lot of sand also palm trees and some what, and what world comes after? Water Land(aka Seaside) which has water, sand and palm trees, so no idea what to tell you really.
>>520990761Maybe we'll see something on the Direct.
>>520991425Irrelevant, since they are different lands far away with different kings.
>>520989632>>520990136So is it supposed to be Muda and Easton combined?
>>520992387I don't think Muda is part of the equation at all.
>>520992514Right, Birabuto's the one with the palm trees.Birabuto and Easton, then?
>>520992387Looks more like Birabuto with Easton residents. It seems to have Daisy's castle as well, meaning that just like Peach, World 1 is her place of residence.
>>520993008>Sarasaland is a desert confirmed
>>520993008>>520993690I'm not entirely convinced of it, yet. Easton Kingdom had caves with waterfalls and spiders in it, and was obviously meant to be analogous to Easter Island. Shy Guy Bazaar is still called Shy Guy Bazaar, just with some Daisy elements thrown in, so it's more a mix of SMB2 and SML than any one location in particular. I'll wait to see if Nintendo continues with this trend before I make any final judgments. Chai Kingdom when?
>>520989476What a tsundere.
Doesn't literally every region in Sarasaland have a castle?
SSUREEEEEEEEGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!SHE EVEN MADE A 'THANK YOU' LETTER I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!!!!(minus)
>>520996528good grief they're naked
>>520996528Definitely my favorite fan artist as of right now
too bad nintendo is gonna de-canonize your ship lol
>how can I make this into an argument?
How much of /smbg/ has decided on getting a Nintendo Switch 2 for Mario Kart World regardless of tarrifs?
>>520997818Not a dirty american so the ORANGE MAN means nothing to me
>>520996528It's so sad to see a zoomer girl obsessed with a ship that will never sail
>>520996015Only Birabuto and Chai have officially shown anything resembling a castle/temple/palace. You find Dragonzamasu in some kind of underwater labyrinth and Hiyoihoi is deep in a cave. That being said, it's probably fair to assume Daisy has a residence in each location as part of her royal privileges.
>>520997818Not my problem.
>>520996528who
>Foreigners make up the bulk of this general.That really explains a lot.
>>520997818The prices don't bother me too much, so I'll definitely be getting one.
>>520998184also im trans if that matters
>>520999483Did you forget that we had a resident spic (a Genofag I might add) for a while posting merch
>>520999037It's a mareach south korean artist.https://x.com/SsuregiGame/status/1909145138905121046
>>520997818I'm not getting a Switch 2 unless K. Rool is in Bananza.
>>520997818notmyproblem
>>520997818I'll still get one assuming the price post tariffs still ends up being cheaper than the standard price here
Possible explanation for the DK age issue:DKC takes place in the future, and when that DK appears in a Mario spinoff, he traveled back in time.Baby versions of Mario characters are also playable in a lot of these spinoffs, so DK and Diddy being time travelers isn't that weird.
Now that Wario Stadium has finally returned, Mario Kart 64 is the first game in the series to have remakes of all of its tracks.
>>521004882>looks absolutely nothing like wario stadiumNo refunds
>>521004882surprised this didn't happen for Super first.>>521005025eh, the original track sucked ass and was way too long, so i think in this case it's ok for it to have been trimmed down a little.
>>521004721Kongs age differently.
>>521004721
>>521007273Bowser time traveled in that game too(obviously the real answer is just inconsistent writing, but still)
>>520848146
>>521008536On one hand this is a fundamentally deranged and nonsensical thing to say, but on the other, most Yoshi games are crap that shouldn't be a part of Mario's world. I'll pretend it makes any sort of sense for that.
>>521008536"universe" in this context probably mean next door knowing mario naming schemes
>>521005251>eh, the original track sucked ass and was way too longPeople hated Wario Stadium? This is my first time hearing of it.
>>521016112it's a mostly flat dirt track with not a lot going on. the version in mario kart world may as well be a completely different track, but i think here it's objectively for the best, unlike sky garden in 8dx.
Cute, kissable Luigi!
Kissing someone who is easily startled during a fireworks show is exceptionally dangerous. You could lose a tongue.
>>521018150>a tongueDo you have more than one tongue or something?
Bad pun aside, I'm surprised how tricky it is to get 100 coins in each course. I legit had one coin missing in Shifting Sand Land and made sure to collect all of them before I went in the pyramid.
>>521019245I was also a lot better at this game as a kid than as an adult, or the controls and camera really are showing their age.
>>521016112It was always one of the more disliked tracks from 64.
>>520998184>It's so sad to see a zoomer girl obsessed with a ship that will never sail>girlNobody tell him...Also while on the subject and this may be a pointless rant (feel free to TLDR me right now), but I've been kind of moody on this subject for a while, even now when I'm bursting with joy; I don't like bottling my feelings, so let me speak my heart for a bit.I don't care if this pairing never becomes canon, that'd be ideal and I wouldn't oppose it, but I wouldn't lose sleep if this status quo remains for the whole run of the franchise. The ship never sailing will not stop me from enjoying it.I'd lie if I said the whole skit you had going on last thread didn't get to me, specially with that kid Paulie out of complete nowhere, it's admittedly scary. I'll save the "unlikely" arguments because this is Nintendo we're talking about, this company is fucking unreasonable. I don't believe whatever the hell everyone is theorizing is true, mainly because there is not much precedent to set the ball rolling and it's too much of a change on the brand image... but again, Nintendo is unreasonable, so we'll see how things play out, we can only wait.If things turn out for the worst, I'm obviously going to weep, cry a river and a half, why not? But I'll get it over and I'll keep enjoying my ghost ship because why shouldn't I? It's a nice pairing and being creative with it is such a fun time.You can say as you might now, in the future, and it will suck all the same with or without Nintendo's input, but you're not going to stop me from being happy for indulging in such an autistic and overly corny fixation, I'll keep treasuring this pairing because it gives me days like these where I can smile with so much joy.
Your argument is invalid.
>>521021227Okay, KC.
>>521021227most reasonable shipper I've ever seen
>>520998184It's fine, I'm obsessed with a character Nintendo will never bring back.
>>521032169From a different media work, a different sub-series that is dead, or an abandoned character whose contemporaries are still alive?
https://x.com/bianxiee_arts/status/1908527161763602824
>>521016112Waluigi Stadium is the better rendition
>>521016112It's not bad but there's been so many better tracks. After 8D had so many great tracks from the franchise's history, it's really lacking. Should have been Wario Colosseum at least.
>>521032496Different media work
>>521017826Rosalina...
>>521016112It was kinda meh, of the tracks called after a Character felt like the most lacking one,
>>521011378Is it that deranged though? The Yoshi's Island origin isn't compatible with the big city/Brooklyn origin.
>>521008536There's definitely old interviews that contradict this Yoshi Mario claim. Miyamoto was heavily involved with Yoshi's island and even almost had adult mario in the game as a gameplay style. Tezuka's being senile here.
>>521037282>The Yoshi's Island origin isn't compatible with the big city/Brooklyn origin.The former is a Mario in his baby years, and the latter is in his at least young adult years. They easily can make sense timeline wise.
>>520873369Consider Diddy Kong Racing DLC where all of Timber island has the Mario Kart World treatment. With all the Diddy Kong Racing characters
>>521037301IIRC there's an interview around Mario 64 time where Miyamoto still refers to him as being from Brooklyn.>>521037420Generally Mario's origin is one of discovering the Mushroom Kingdom for the first time as an adult in our world which the games contradict by showing Mario lived in the Mushroom World as a baby. Not to mention Partners in Time having him fight Bowser as a baby which messes with things more.
>>520866365>>520867356i love rosalina so fucking much bros.ever since galaxy i've felt a certain way about her that i have never felt with peach
>>521038302>IIRC there's an interview around Mario 64 time where Miyamoto still refers to him as being from Brooklyn.>Generally Mario's origin is one of discovering the Mushroom Kingdom for the first time as an adult in our world which the games contradict by showing Mario lived in the Mushroom World as a baby. Not to mention Partners in Time having him fight Bowser as a baby which messes with things more.Miyamoto already combined both "brooklyn" and the mushroom kingdom world though. New Donk City entire foundation is built within, never mentioning traveling dimensions in the past history of it.
>>520997818Im not gonna pay that much for video games or gaming consoles, so i will skip this
>>521038698Not exactly, New Donk is a city built after the events of Donkey Kong. Furthermore New Donk seems to not have many people from where Mario is considering how the New Donkers look. I wonder if Tennis GBC is what they had in mind where eventually relations get to a point where you can get a plane over to the Mushroom World.
>>521039751How much fun could a girl possibly have with her hypnotized friends together in her room, with nobody else around?
>>521021227The movies have the highest odds of sailing the ship, same for Sonic and Amy.
What do you think the total main roster will be for MK World?
>>521041942Fifty
>>52104194252
>>52104194254
>>520917393You're incorrect presently about physical games costing $90USD, as the other anon pointed out. I don't think, given the current backlash, that Nintendo could jack the price up in the face of the economic insanity occurring - I think they will just ship a lot less systems to the US and know that they'll be selling the hardware at a loss (which is something Nintendo has historically really, really disliked doing, despite there being arguments to do so as a way to get the install-base up and then recoup the losses on software).
Worst thread of the year, so far.
why didnj' tthey just make a mario kart mmorpg instead of this halfway shit?
>>521048261i see you don't go on /tv/ very often
>>521049818i think he's talking in terms of our threads, since this was mostly pricefagging.
>>52103749495% of Diddy Kong Racing's cast is not worth bringing over. There is no one that genuinely cares for "that one turtle who was in a Banjo level"
>>521048863Because MMOs are gay as fuck.
>>521016112Same, i really liked it when playing Mario Kart 64. It was cool. So weird to hear that others disliked it
>>521016112Honestly, it's probably one of my more liked tracks from Mario Kart 64.
When are we getting a trailer for the movie sequel? Also, what "deep cut" characters do you think will appear?
For anyone interested the SMRPG OST has been released. There are three options, one called the "sound box" that has both SNES and Switch music, another that is just the Switch one and a vinyl one.The sound box includes what is essentially a re-issue of the extremely expensive original OST release from '96.
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Will Poochy be in World even though we haven’t seen him at all? Surely there’s no reason to exclude him when he already has a perfectly working character model, right….
>>521074084most characters have been reworked for world it seems, either way there is still the direct coming up so they might announce more characters
>>521076204>Smashkartfag>>>/out/>>>/sthg/
>>521074084Something something not human something something Goomba won't be added either.
>>521076317im sorry
>>521078189OUT
>>520846987where's her hijab?
>>521078895K. Rool's fate still being completely up in the air despite the new game is the most utterly demoralizing thing.
>>521086520you would think nintendo would get the hint that people like k. rool what with the smash ballot
>>521088616It feels like when people where complaining about Metroid Dread lacking Ridley...
What in the actual fuck?https://x.com/ZackScott
Luigi's anatomically incorrect penis...
>>521088616>>521086520His return in Smash was great but bringing him back in Donkey Kong was the real goal and Bananza is definitely the make or break moment for me. Save for the crumbs DKC got, I'm not holding my breath on K. Rool returning and I'll happily accept his permanent shelving over being led on for another fifteen years.
>>521090373At least we got that high quality Disney villain song from his VA from the cartoon. It may not be official, but it's cool.
>>521089265WOWIE-ZOWIE
>>521089265Too many elephant fetishes in the Mario fandom
>>521091216It blows my mind that a character can have fans dedicated and skilled enough to pull together a tribute like that all on their own but Nintendo can still view him as completely nonessential to his brand or too similar to Bowser or whatever excuse. Fans got him into Smash, too, thanks to Iwata's idea to give them a voice for the game. I slightly err on the side of him being in Bananza but it says so much that it's still just as likely he's permanently shelved in the DK series. The other classic supporting characters who remain present are also Rare's creations so it's never going to make sense.
>>521097757DK isn't going to be in a healthy state as long as we have to be -relieved- to see that characters like Cranky are in a game after all.
>>521097757I don't have evidence, but I stand by my stance on Iwata proposing that ballot. Deep down, he knew that people wanted more from Smash and him speaking English meant he was aware of the western fanbase. Had he not passed, I bet he would have addressed the K. Rool situation personally and directly.For damn sure, Sakurai wasn't the one that pushed that ballot. He was checked out of Smash during that period, having worked on two games simultaneously.
>>521097757>not japanese>not relevantseems obvious
https://warioforums.com/threads/warioware-manga-wai-wai-wario.3186/Apparently there are several Wario manga series but only one so far has been translated into EN.
>>521099003I do really wonder how Iwata would have felt about this recent pricing crisis.
>>521102440Lmao
>>521097757>permanently shelvedThat doesn't seem to be the case since he's still being pushed to a certain degree.
>>521066201no one cares
>>521106389Stanley is on that mural too and he cameos in a game every once in a while, but I wouldn't consider him a character Nintendo is pushing.
>>521106389Fucked up Geno and Mallow can't be there. I wonder if they added the SMRPG remake renders of Mario and Bowser to represent them.It's a bit funny they still only use Ness and Mr. Saturn to rep MOTHER.
>>521066201i cares
>>521066201Does it still have the typo?
>>521106389>snipperclips is there with all their first 1st party titlescool to see how far these guys went
>>521106389>FDC represent
Geno for Mario Kart
>>520917338>Other console already doing that for yearsYeah but its OK when companies not called Nintendo do it.
https://x.com/ya_mari_6363/status/1909431274554667108
>>520977551Imagine looking at your wife and you see Miyamoto
>>521074084World is not reusing any old model or animation, even some "repeated animations" seem to be re-animated instead of reused outright, so no, 'they were in Tour and can just be dragged and dropped into World!" is not a factor.
>>520917338Even some Steam games have done that.
Wapeach's untrimmed garlic clove unf-
>>521128573Anon, that's obscene.
>>520924564You're a retard. Women can be respected and do porn. If your don't that's a fucking you problem retard
>>521134849>Women can be respected and do pornyeah but they shouldn't be, that kind of behavior shouldn't be promoted
>>520971945No wtf
>>520924564>>521134974You're completely missing the part about being able to enjoy porn healthily and not as an addiction
>>521004721There's only two donkey Kongs and jr is the current one and the modern one
>>521050236Mother fucker you can play as the cow from moo moo farms in this game eat shit
>>521134974You can eat shit and hair with a fork and spoon like spaghetti in a diarrhea sauce you christard
>>521137075>everyone I disagree with is Christianlol
>>521137292Well if you aren't you're even more of a retard
>>521137867damn anon compelling argument
>>521136765I guess Kongs just age slower than humans
>>521136930You autistic loser, the enemies are clearly there for laughs and because they're easy to implement, they don't even have alt outfits like the major characters. Completely different from wasting resources on the losers from Diddy Kong Racing.
What new thing can they even show in the MK direct
>>521147168free roam missions
>>521147168HIS return
>>521147753Lovelitchi when
>>521147168>missions for free roam mode>more characters/karts>dlc
>>520846987Why do the new tracks looks so plain and boring ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zev94RoroLc
>>521149778Keep Saying it
What character and costume are you going to main, /smbg/?
>>521152080I'm thinking eitherBaby MarioSwoopsBurger Toad
>>521152080Fishbone
>>521152080goomba
>>521152080cataquackbiker waluigipro racer rosalina
>>521152080Luigi's Mansion King Boo which is coming for free this halloween.
>>521152080Presumably Dry Bones since I like Dry Bones. I can imagine the kinds of clothes Dry Bones might wear, but probably won't happen. Daisy's costumes looks neat as well.
>>521152080Mario(no costume), Mariachi Waluigi, Fishbone and Peepa
>>521152080>CharacterDaisy>CostumeRandom
>>521089265Playing PvZ2 and shilling them for more than a decade does that to you, something important "just" break and he unfortunately never noticed it
>>521136930Moo Moo is Mario Kart staple since 64 you fake fan
even if it's only minor adjustments i still hope we can get SOME kind of kart customizationand i mean more than just swapping the emblem
>>521159407Probably they decided to go for more characters and reduce the combinations for better balance.
>>521159407mario looks like he is puffing his cheeks in this game
Since Daisy is playable in a mainline Mario game in Wonder could that bump her up to having a more unique moveset maybe using some badge abilities?I know being playable in mario 2 nsmb and 3d world did not help toad
>>521160845We got Captain Toad from those
questionhow would a cool tech themed Mario game go? like maybe it would be the characters in battle-bot mech fighting each other in wacky battle fields?
>>521172341Something like Super Duel Mode from Mario Party 5? Could be neat.
>>521179169yeah but definitely more expanded on, almost like babies first armor ore or something
>>521179363True, otherwise E. Gadd Body/Boo Body, E. Gadd Jet, E. Gadd Engine, and Mr. I Laser/E. Gadd Cannon would break everything.
>>521153652naked Mario...
>>521152080Standard Mario in the Standard Kart
>>521159407Is the original kart from SNES/N64/GBA not in? I like the metal pipes welded together look. These karts look like they have too many safety features.
>>521187278unironically a based playstyle i did it for a while late in 8s lifespan and unironically had a lot of fun
It's Peach's fault that Mario is a fatass
>>521187762It's thankfully in, as it has been since Mario Kart 7 and onwards. We don't know if it needs to be unlocked like in those games though.
Does anyone know where I can find raws of the Super Mario-Kun manga?
I can't wait for April 3rd, 2026 when the Daisy Movie premiers.
>>521089265
>>521211885This still isn't Princess Daisy.
>>521212220I wasn't talking about Princess Daisy.
>>521187278based.
Which character are try hard meta chasers going to pick day one?
>>521219361It depends on mechanics that are not known yet. At best you could assume it would follow a similar pattern of maximizing benefits to top speed, acceleration, mini-turbo while minimizing the amount of screen the character takes up.
Look at this cutie.
>>521159407I'm glad combos are gone. They were ruining the game.
>>521160845In Smash? Daisy is in Smash because she's an easy clone of Peach. She's always going to be that Peach clone. Realistically it'd only change if she became an era defining character like Rosalina and even then Ganondorf exists. Unrealistically, it'd probably take Nintendo mandating Peach's moveset to be changed after it was already implemented in the game.
>>521211885Beeg tatas
>>520932813dk isn't gonna be worth the money.
>>521222703*mario kart world
>>521196502she understands that he needs the engery.
>>520924564you could cast some omnipotant spell that deletes and prevents porn being made forever and the same amount of people would just use non porn images to jerk off to.>>520924804all that is mute when nintendo rarely price drops their games. how much is mk8 gonna cost now that world is out? and thats assuming they even have the respect to do that since mkworld is already much higher than mk8s launch price.
>>521223778In the past Nintendo at least did the selects. But that's never going to happen now. Not even Switch 1 games can do that with Nintendo now reselling them to you for more than they originally retailed for with performance boosts.
>>521222962He eats too much of her cake, that’s not giving him energy.
>>521224954Mario is entirely moving on cake energy. That's why he can fall asleep anywhere in like five seconds. Sugar crash.
>>521143640Lol Okay retard how does your argument actually apply to Diddy Kong Racing characters
>>521225984NTA but Diddy Kong Racing characters aren't like the mooks, who are already in the game. So that's why Cow is in the game while none of the characters from Diddy Kong Racing will be in the game aside from Diddy coming in for Mario Kart World Deluxe for the Switch 3.
>>521225840So that’s why he acts so hyperactive. And that must be why mushrooms and leaves give him powerups. Vegan propaganda.
>>521223778>all that is mute when nintendo rarely price drops their games.if you are buying games directly from nintendo no, but a lot of retailers drop the price of physical games a few months after release.i buy most my games on clearance
>>521228159It varies. If you aren't Warioware or 1-2 Switch shovelware generally the sales you get are only a little bit below the price of the sames when they're on sale digitally.
Randomly came across this old thread, people want to fuck the cow now?>>>/v/707613545
>>521231020yes >>707903898
Universal Studios is planning on opening a UK location. Do (You) think there's going to be a Mario area?
>>521231020There are /v/fags who want to fuck babies, anon.
>>521231257? >>>/v/707903898
>>521231649>>521232486cursed>>521231396has there been any nintendo rumors, if so, yes
>>521231396if its as big as they are saying its going to be then it might as well.>the park is gonna be larger than bedford, the town its being built byfucking hell
>>521232486Wonder attracted the worst fetishists to Mario and the fandom never recovered since.
>>521232486Hold the phone, I can get behind this.
>>521233631https://x.com/Daaglaas/status/1910147621789802497
i'll save daisy from the elephant
>>521235550Is this how ZackScott gets back into relevancy? An elephant transformation fetish?
>>521235983I'm guessing his PvZ mines have dried up.
>>521235550Do you think Nintendo ever regrets the elephant power up?
>>521236631Probably not as much as the Super Crown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO0GfNnPrKUthoughts /smbg/? I think he makes a strong argument and it makes me feel as retarded as these e-celebs for thinking 3D Mario would debut alongside Mario Kart.
>>521239707i really wanna know what fae mood possessed nintendo that gave them the idea of the super crown.replacing blue toad for toadette, forcing one player to play an easy mode character like nabbit, giving her an exclusive power up that turns her into a peach fusion and then adding ""lore"" for it in a free update to a different game's switch port
>>521239707There's something cursed about new 2D Marios when their powerups spawn new subcategories of Mario fetish art.
#TRVTHNVKE
>>521196502>>521222962>>521224954>>521225840>>521227584
>>521245540this but completely unironically
>>521235550daisy autism is powerful, see SYACVG before likes were hidden.
>>521241446It would make more since to launch/announce the new 3D Mario near the movies release date.
>>521245605
>>521245540Do retards still not realize Geno is not even owned by Nintendo?
I will play as arab Wario.
>>521251753So what? You think they couldn't do it
>>521245540Why should either of those DeviantArt OCs get into the games?
>>521258654Okay well the reason they shouldn't get in is the same reason you should eat a plate of my shit and hair like spaghetti in a diarrhea sauce
>>521251753It's more about the principle, like how half of social media goes rabid nowadays when you put a single RPG or spinoff character in your Mario fan roster.
>>520990136These fuckers will be playable right?
>>521263297Doubt it, but it's cool Nintendo has acknowledged they exist after like 36 years.
>>521263883bro if the fucking fish bones, cataquacks and conkdors are playable, these goons better be
>>521245540I hope RPG characters never get in
>>521245540This, but replace geno with toadsworth there was no reson to completely get rid of toadsworth like they did, he was funny
RPGfags will never see Geno in Mario Kart, even if they put RPG characters in the game
>>521273686Geno seems like one of those characters everyone says is cool, but can't explain why, so they like him because other people like him.
>>521273686Huh? But I see Geno in Mario Kart right now.
diddy kong secret banaza boss
>>521267703Geno is a cool DA OC just like how Shadow is a cool DA OCUsing DA is an insult or a buzzword doesn't invalidate how he's written
>>521221254they added an extra bit of player expression by gearing builds toward specific playstyles, as well as general aestheticsit's only even remotely as bad as you say it is when playing for best times, cause playing for rank is basically useless
>>521273975Pretty simple, the initial concept of a warrior from a mystic location being sent by a mysterious higher authority to fix the mess Smithy made by possessing a neatly designed doll with badass skills is honestly pretty rad. I love how despite being cool he's cheerful and not overly serious like you'd expect just by looking at him.Mario characters aren't really known to be 2deep4u in general at all anyway and all are very basic lol
Toad is and will always be a try hard character
>>521280616will someone make something like this for mario kart world's 50+ character roster, i wonder
>>521239707ironically enough they don't seem to regret it seeing as they put peachette in MK8.you would think that would be something they would want to bury badly but apparently not
>>521280616the person who made this is a wario main
>>521269113He was old, anon. He probably died surrounded by his friends and family.
>>521280840Yeah, but it'll be as copypaste and soulless as the ones they did for wii, 7, and beyond.If not worse.
>>521280616I’m a Mario main, and fuck the person who made this.
>>521089265i respect his power. im just not into the elephants>>521235550>>521212153these are hilarious
>>521288657Unironically would love a random waluigi battle in a main mario game or something. it'd be charming.
>>521288657What would their teams be?
did mk7 remove fake item boxes for a reason?i thought they were a clever tool that are both best used and most easily avoided by people who know item box placements on tracks
>>521290709Someone on the dev team clearly hated them, they got nerfed every game since they got introduced until they eventually just vanished.
>>521279462>Geno is a cool DA OC just like how Shadow is a cool DA OCVery true, excellent argument for why neither should exist.
>>521290642Waluigi had>Swoop>Tarantox>Huff n Puff>Shrooboid>Porcupuff
>>521290709What the fuck, I can hear the sfx of it being placed down in my head
>>521280616The main Wariofag cope image.
>>521297910Look at him go, haha.
>>521297910I wonder what Birdo's eggs smell like
>>521280616You make these claims according to...? Like, what basis is there for this shit?? Is this just "whoever chooses the character i dont like must be an asshole, source: trust me bro"???
>>521301543Anon, that chart is pretty old.
https://youtu.be/U3aWAmSpF6E?si=6mHYwEjOyNH36kgq
>oh boy a new day and some cool stuff to see in the news app tod-God fucking damn you.
>>521307638I read it for the articles, I swear
>>521258418Square-Enix is notoriously greedly. Cloud almost wasn't part of "everyone is here" because they wanted him to be DLC so they would get a cut of every single sale a second time. I assume adding Sephiroth as DLC was a compromise so they could keep getting paid on every DLC purchase.
>>521298571stop that
>>521280616i liked toad until what happened with paper mario
>>521322054the voice from gamecube era onwards made he hate the fucker
>>521279462I don't understand what makes you think I care about what autistic people on the internet think much less why do you think I care about a dead art site.I just hope he never gets in.
>>521273975We went over this like fifty times during the remake release, with all the FAGGOTS going "Whuh? Huh? Why is he popular hUH?".Dude doesn't have a lot of dialogue but his whole shtick is that he's a star warrior, possible the highest ranking one, hence his stoic and calm demeanor.He just gets to earth to help Mario, he literally says "I possessed the toy that looked the strongest" and that's all you need to know.He's a serious, strong and sometimes hot headed character, as evidenced by the times you can try to leave Star Hill before getting the Star Piece or if you refuse to return Peach.
>>521324665Now I hope he gets in just so you can seethe like the tranny you are.
Reminder, he is owned by squeenix and will never get in
>>521336271And for years we also thought the game would forever be stuck on the SNES because Square-Jewnix owns the game.And look what happened.
>>521336932It got a mediocre remake that made an already easy game even easier because SE got desparate for money after sqaundering millions on shit projects?
>>521337740And no one fucking predicted it.Because everyone doomposted for le schadenfraude and to "dunk on genofags".Literally NO ONE predicted an SMRPG remake could be coming, because everyone thought Nintendo and Square both wanted to pretend the game never even existed.
>>521338601We all knew SE was notorious about their IP to the point that the crossover between them and capcom mixing content between mhw and ff14 was enough of a surprise.As for no one predicting it, there was a fuck ton of fake leaks about it over the years, but yeah I don't recall any situations of someone who seemed assured of it and not just someone being wishful.
>>521336932So? Do you really think Nintendo would negotiate a deal with them to bring over 1 character in an otherwise all first party owned game, with nothing else? This isn't Smash Bros, we haven't even seen first party non-Mario characters even, and you want them to bother with Squeenix for a bumfuck RPG character when they can already shit out someone like Starlow or any PM character without the hassle?
>>521336271Niggas really love to be wrong and doomerfags at the same time brah
>>521340519>Do you really think Nintendo would negotiate a deal with them to bring over 1 character in an otherwise all first party owned game, with nothing else?Worked for Mario and Luigi and that was just a cameo.
>>521341045Imagine if they brought in Geno with a Black Mage racer as well. Would have been great.
>>521340519honestly I think it depends on the developers. I get the feeling like most would prefer to create their own new stuff than using another dev teams creations.
Alright, I got my Switch 2 preorder done and paid, so I can simply wait until it comes and pick it up. Mario Kart World will be the first game I play on it.
>>521342279I'm sure you'll be 7th in the world in Mario Kart too, Elon
>PM still doesn't have a PC PortSeriously, fuck them for decompiling it but not actually making a port.
Anyone know what the fuck this is supposed to beI only understood that Peach was smoking le weedzors and that Mario inseminated Peachhttps://youtu.be/INCzdgghkqc
Galaxy 2 is so much better than the original
>>521354847What is there to explain in the first place?
dumb question but can anyone here tell me if there's a site with the little fanfares 3ds games had on the home menu, the ones before selecting a game, like mario saying "super mario 3d land" or the mk7 motor revving with a small fanfare
>>521369602Youtube.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuvLtCmNmVQ
>>521370116thanks, i tried searching 3ds home menu fanfare or home menu game select music.... nothing came up, idk if they even have a specific name
>>521355134It is, yes.
>>521348952Recompiling it might take less time
What's next for the DK franchise?
>>521373650Gonna banana slamma my penis into Donkey Kong’s donkey hole!
>>521375545K. Rool...
Trying to create a cup in Mario Kart World will be interesting.
>>521386351You did what in yer cup!?
the open world is cool and bringing back old characters is nice to see, but i was kinda hoping we were gonna see more tracks actually based on specific games and areas rather than just referencing them
>>521397640How are you going to drive to the actual Dinosaur Island or Kitchen Island or whatever when there is mostly water? Isn't Wind Waker.
>>521398958This game has cars that turn into boats.
Wuhu lsland dlc. Trust the plan.
>>521398958this was what i was hoping for before the open world reveal, i know its off the table now.
>>521397640maybe dlc will be little mini worlds
>>521280616Yoshi main. I'm not gay.
>>521342279Damn bootlicking must taste good to a drone like you
>>521404458>bootlicking is when buying a mario game in the mario general
>>521404458
>>520832353SEX
>>520859443Hey now Monhun wasn't always slop
>>521404458Sour grapes.
>>520857525>bootlicker>offer little qualitylol kill yourself bandwagonigger, you weren't going to buy it even if it was $20
>>520863672sex
>>521386351>the Peach and Daisy Cup
>>521405475On the contrary, that anon is probably gonna Buy It Anyway
>>521406616I don't get it
>>521399156Far too much open sea to be fun.
>>521407894Me on the right
I miss when we thought the game's gimmick was a fuel tank thing instead of being 90 dollars
>>520859949In contrast, the games I buy will still hold value and I can resell the games for nearly full price years later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehcg4uuJnVk
>>521409714It really does seem weird to charge money for that.
>>521404706>>521404868damn i love mario but does that mean i need to be a bootlicker and eat up the $600 for the switch 2??
>>521409978no one said you need to?
>>521409978you sound upset
>>521305962A smrpg classic.
Less than a week before the final confirmation that Mario Kart will take over this general.I'll see you guys in GameChat, we're bound to get a bunch of proper namefags.
Nintendo discovering webcams and chat functions was sickeningly adorable. They're so fucking proud of themselves for trying to hock this 20-year-old tech at us.
>>521426729You honestly believe they only just discovered those technologies exist, don't you?
>>521426729There were implementations of such things in older systems.
>>521426939That's certainly how they behave in the presentation
Is there anything stopping anyone from dropping n-bombs in the chat all day and night?
>>521427297That's not the impression I got.
>>521427297Did we watch the same presentation?
>>521427467Or worse, exposing themselves via the camera function.
>>521427958They do have penis recognition software. Mario will come out and say "Nice cock! Can I have it?" but it'll sound like shit because it'll be Kevin.
>>521428879I am testing this out day one
>>521427467By being banned, like every other voice chat?
>>521429413They can automatically ban you if you say it? Sounds like intrusive tech.
>>521431567No, but they can hear recordings of you using it as it's all recorded, and if you get reported they can access it and verify if you said something against the ToS
>>521427958Really not seeing how the camera is anything but a huge mistake that nobody asked for in the first place.
>>521432905Then don't buy it?
>>521348952Chill out nigga, theyre prob busy with decompiling/making a port of another game, be more patient
>>521406775Peach and Daisy = two girlsYou figure the rest.
>>521436154Too far abstracted.
>>521436274he's talking about 2 girls one cup
>>521436154Oh, that old joke. I see.
>>521436274You're too far retarded.
>>521436546you're way too retarded*
>>521021227i'd buy this couple more if mario actually got annoyed or argued with her sometimes, the movie had that
>>521436751Not getting two jokes in a row is impressive, anon.
>>521436546>>521436490I understand what he meant when said that way. I meant "too far abstracted" to mean that it cannot be understood that way without being told that. Those two are commonly paired together already and have more commonalities than just "girl".
>>521437198New Mario thread.
Peach's butt!
Daisy's bigger.
>>521434227>be more patientThat shit was done a year ago, they got no fucking excuses. Fuck whatever that other game is, why decomp it if they aren't going to port it unless they don't know how to port it. At least be honest about being incompetent.
