POCHIE TUESDAY!troondle ACK!-ed>a VERY important linkhttps://catbox.moe/c/f2o09z>Recent NewsPOCHIE STAFF HIT BY C&D BUT SERVERS NOT GOING DOWN.EPOCH STORE OPENED, Buy mounts and cosmeticsBlizzard files a criminal RICO case against TurtleWoW, Shenna and her entire teamKezan and Menethil mergedAscension crew is effectively in charge of the server. Old epog staff fled like rats from a sinking ship due to C&D.Dutch promises both Guru & Kezan will continue running and a new dev team will work on both servers.Changelog finally returns, new fixes coming up.Free faction change to alliance now in Orgrimmar, 5% xp bonus for allies coming up.Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.>https://ascension.gg/>What is Project Epoch?A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.>1500+ New quests>2000+ New creatures>2000+ New bugs>2000+ New items>...and MORE!!>Guilds (mostly dead)<DESU> Gurubashi Alliance<Racial Knowledge> Kezan>Previous Thread>>539244528
the closer I get to 60 the less I want to play
>4k is comfy>2k is kino>1k is what we wanted>500 is more than enough>200 is great, we're like family>100 is enough to raid>50 is the two raids keytotes envisioned>25 fills a raid, as long as nobody quits>w-we can try to kill some bosses with 15>g-guys, why I'm alone?
>>539360563>Is the damage range really flat like that?yes, it's a normal weapon you can enchant and shit, but it will say "1 damage speed 1.60 (0.4 dps)", but below it will say "+32 weapon damage" and two digit int values, which actually means it's actually 32-32 (always hits for 32) 1.60 weapon with actually 20 dps for players level 10. People are not using it because they don't know how to calculate dps, so they get hung up on the 0.4 dps
>5k on kezan>nigberts are doomingFor what reason?
>>539361235idk about you but with the 5k players right now i still have niggers fighting my quest mobs practically wherever i gothis server has been out forever, why do i have congestion in level 30 zones?
>>539361476I'm concerned that we lost half the pop
>>539361583very concerning. I am moving to turtle-wow, everyone should also move.
enh shamans are worse than rets
im gonna coom
Why do I get pvp flagged every time I login now?
>>539361784been spamming a lot of dungeons, 47 so far and i dont think ive seen a ret paladin yet there are TONS of shamans though as a brownie i dont mind em
>>539361385Damn I really need them to fix this soon.
Is In Dreams fixed yet?
>>539360418>>539360830any useful info? Like THE NAME so i can spam a target macro?I think i found the spawn spot, becuase theres like 3 chink hunters standing there
Killing the anvilrage overseers flags you for PVP.Bravo kaytotes.
>>539362370
When will the Anals of Hajiri be fixed?
>>539362813Sweet, thanks. Will try it again today
>>539362883>Analhnggghh
>>539361994Do you have one of the kill quests for a zone for the bloody tokens? If you have that in your quest log youre permaflagged.
>>539363089I'm gonna Hajiji your anals
any decent feral weapon im level 31
>A fucking shaman just ninja'd Herod's helmet from a warriorI am so mad right now
dead server general
Hit 40 and getting a bit sick of drain soul bros, I miss when dots did actual damage and you could just chain pull 4-5 mobs instead of sitting there draining
>>539363362>ninja'dlol
>>539363523Yeah yeah you know what I meant
>>539363362Warrior is retarded, when you make groups as a warrior you only invite clothies and especially on this server where shamans are the official nigger class
>>539363642shamans need on everything>sure there is a rogue and its leather>but it has 23 agi hnnnngggggg
Is there an addon to auto-decline party invites? Tired of getting spammed with 500 invites while mining ore.
>>539363102Don't have anything like that. It only started after I ran to 1k needles and aggroed those two stupid cows guarding the elevators. Ever since, I get flagged when I login but if I loading screen to another area it goes away. Annoying as shit since I'm also doing soul of iron.
>>539363801Leatrix plus
This is you if you complain about someone rolling on something for main spec.
Raid Day Tuesday EPOCH Bros! Oh wait... So how many more Tuesdays with out even a MC or Ony release update? What is the point of this server? is it going to be just a bunch of 60's with no PvP or Raids to do to?
it's better without shoes
>>539364330maybe games not catering to trannies nolifing them in 1 week is a good thing, maybe its time for men to enjoy their time instead of having trannies like you be autistic speedrunning browns
>>539364330Hopefully another couple of months so I can hit 60 on 'splorer and get my t0.5
>>539364464>no shoesYou're not a nigger orc, this is the alliance, hussy. Put some damn shoes on, or else I'll discipline you.
>>539364464they should port the ascension fishnets to epoch, they're so fucking good
>>539364512it's not a real classic experience if faggots don't raidlog MC day 1
>get ganked in warmode by some group of niggers>create an image of them calling me a nigger>they get chat banned 24 hours because the head GM doesn't even check logs if you just send him a picture on discordi love this server
>>539364464without shoes how will the sweat build? what am I supposed to drink when I am thirsty if it all goes into the ground?
>>539364464>>539364560>>539364854I got zug'd and they took my shoes :'(
>>539364806I did this twice and the gm just told me to ignore them
>>539365180seems its based on if they dilated or not yet
>>539364806You've posted this exact scenario like 5 times now and it wasn't true the first 4 times. Why do you keep pretending this is real?
>>539365256or you just made it up entirely
>>539365309I've only posted it once, but if you think it doesn't work just try it with a friend, retard.
>>539364330>>539364512>>539364513>>5393645434500 online and 1000 level 60s online. This shit server is so fucking embarrassing.You faggots need to release gaytotes and his homo dev team is gone and Dutch has better projects to work on.Any of you who spent money on this slop should really consider offing ur self. SHENNA WINS AGAIN
>>539365405You're genuinely retarded if you think they won't mute people for saying nigger.Just go spam it yourself until they decide to give you either a 3 day or 1 day chatban.
>>539362370yes
https://files.catbox.moe/hj5xgv.pnghit 60time for BBC waiting room
>spent money lol
Did the pfquest guy get over his melty? Questie hasn't been updated in over a week but pfquest just got one 30 mins ago
Someone explain to me why a 5k population is le bad now?
>>539351740real faggots like to wear pretty dresses and act like princesses
>no you don't get it I totally epically pwned these guys by shooping them saying nigger they don't' check logs bro>just spam nigger in game so you can get banned bro you'll see!So they check logs then?
I can see how this is hard to understand if you're an ESL brown, yeah.
>>539365530they don't unless you're spamming it every second into the world chat, nobody cares about your funny pajeet gamer word
whose retarded idea was it to bloat the loot pools of t0 dropping bosses with useless custom garbage loot?
xer's clitty is leaking again
>>539366151Benched pedo
>>539365812because its not higher and the tourists left.5k is fine, you can find a group for stuff, you can push retards out of farming spots.problem is in that 5k are retards who can't speak english, pretend to speak english and trannies.
>website hasnt been up since like 2 weeks>no one fucking knows the server exists, not even chinks kek>no bugs fixed>bbc is coming>players leaking HARDyeah turtle totally lost guys
>>539362707Anyone? Does anyone actually play the game here
You guys really gotta update your scripts.
FINALLY GOT MY LOCK SHOULDERS OFF JANDICEFUCK YEAH!!
>>539366714i dont play hunter soz
>>539360861Who is this baddie?
>>539366796wish that was me...
Kek ghorast is getting benched if he doesnt get his shoulders
So really why isn't there a road map and release date for raids and things? it is very concering to see most a good portion of the server online is 60 and we don't have anything to look forward to besides prebis? if i gain any more Healing power now ill be ready to heal a BWL raid.
>>539366865jaina
>>539366714this thread is not your personal search engine nigger shut the fuck up
>>539367180because it's a BBC waiting roomwe'll launch ony and MC for you guys to grind for the next 2 years soon after we launch BBC don't worryhttps://files.catbox.moe/y5y4vi.png
>>539363325manual crowd pummeler is pretty good at that level and you might be able to solo it
>>539367309damn, imagine how hard that puffy ring would suck on a shota dick
>>539366151they bloated the loot pools of every fucking bossits awful, if they wanted to add so many items they should have added an extra drop slot
>Thread likes BBC nowWhat happened
>>539368284always liked bbc thoughbeit
>>539368284we always liked BBC+
>>539368284at first people didn't like ascension too but now it's very good and cool
>>539368284Just troondle shitposters. No one is seriously going to play on that retail-lite shithouse of a server.
this was literally the brownest, most brazilian, most shitskin server i've ever played on holy shit am i never going to listen to you faggots ever againfuck off
>>539368284it's just one shill
>>539368284white women general
of everyone i've told about BBC+, only the poor people have said they don't wanna play iti'll let you make the connections yourself.
>>539368963Zigger bots that don't get money from their KGB handlers?
alright, kinda rude.
>>539368284I might give CoA a try tbdesu
>only the poor people But it's gonna be free when it launches?
>>539369116is he wrong though? you seem kinda.. zesty
What did Jiang Hu mean by this?
>>539368284BBC has always been my favorite
THERE'S A HUGE GREEN RING THAT MAKES NOISE WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING CLICKING IT YOUR FUCKING RETARDS?
>>539367196sit the fuck down shitskin before i make your house look like yemen
>>539369372Just said I don't wanna join his guild. I have no idea what drama is between them or care.
>>539369738i noticed you didnt deny being a zesty lil nigga tho
>TURTLE GETS SHUT DOWN BY BLIZZARD>EPOCH GETS CLOSED BY DVTCH>COMPLETE BBC TAKEOVER
>>539370019how the fuck are they gonna shut down turtle? worst that might happen is they get the host to axe it and they have to switch
>Shenna gonna get sued into oblivion>Epog gets handled by DvtchBVLL and his cohorts with numerous bug fixes every single dayYup, yup! I'm thinkin' Epoch won bigly!
>>539367309>>539365739godbless sloppa
>scholo runs where we kill jandice>barely anyone on the server bothers with the lever>the secret chest always has like 2-4 green boes>just wait for everyone to leave and loot it for myself every timeeasy 10-15g every run, people are stupid
>>539370019How can they win so easily and effortlessly destroy every other server?
I had no intention to play Bronzebeard but everytime you guys say BBC+ I get hard
>>539370429I missed those thanks
>>539370668im not going to be able to play with the amount of time im going to spend gooning if this general is filled with blacked dranaei and nelf slop
>>539370780>blackedits blued, idiot.
>>539370532what lever
>look how cool I am for spending money on childrens' games!!!!neck yourself söy faggot
>>539371209you gonna cry brownie?
>>539371209how old are you?
What is blud yappin about
>claims to be white>plays on a pirate serverFunniest shit I've ever seen.
I notice he didn't claim to not be brownuh oh...
>lfg addon doesn't have ZFoh no no no no please no
>>539371191you know, the only reason to even fight jandice in the first place?
you aren't wasting exp while you quest in epoch, right?
>>539371781>Using LFG addonBulletin board or fuck off
>>539371901>using a group browserdisgusting
>>539371996If you don't think BBS are sovl as fuck there's something wrong with you
>>539372174yeah I think this is soul and shouldn't be trivialized with an addon. parsing text is a skill
>>539372316Lmfao
I'm going sword spec. Fuck axes. Axes are cringe and cookiecutter and boring.
>>539372692what class?
>>539372886Warrior
>>539372940no one cares about brownies
>>539366151Mage?
I was thinking about playing on Chromie Craft can somebody redpill me on that?
>>539373308Pitlord is still sitting his ass on the quest portal
Pally kill time is kind of fast as prot with Ret Aura, BoS, Shield Spike and Consc
>>539373308Here I can help you out >>539225729
slopquests?
>ask World Chat if Archaedas in Uldaman is bugged>they say no>go to Uldaman>he's bugged
Should I even bother running RFK as a shaman or will there be two dps shaman running it just to roll on the axe?
>>539374771you should run it for the necklace, if you're horde
>>539374643what's bugged about archaedas? i killed him twice i didnt notice anything
>Turning Searing Gorge quest mobs into 20k elites>Effectively impossible to complete on your alt or as a fresh player on a server older than 1 monthHonestly this is the litmus test telling me the Epoch devs were a bunch of short-sighted retards.>We will fix it after launch>We will balance it later>We will make it fun for first month of the game and make new player/alt experience miserable
>>539375365Group up nigga
>>539375446With whom, the server is so fucking dead it takes hours during peak hours to get groups for any elite quests. Everyone is either 60 or quit.
>>539375548to what server did they quit, hmmm?
>>539375293We all clicked the altar and nothing was happening.
>Thalanaar signpost in 1K Needles is broken and points in the wrong directionThis is kind of kino, was it always this way in WotLK or is it something new on this server?
>>539375365That just their "genius" design, same with their ideas for wbosses and raids.
>thought the only elixirs available on the AH were Elixir of Accuracy>realize I had the Elixir tab selected and they're the only ones tagged properly by the systemI was actually bugging, I flew from Gadgetzan to TB just to see if maybe it was something with the neutral AH before I realized.
>>539376726Whats wrong with World Bosses?
Nobody is gonna buy your lesser wizard oil for nearly 1g little bro.
>>539377418:(
>>539377085For starters, what isn't? And then Kaytotes great mind decided to waste time making more wbosses and enforce faction PvP on his xfaction PvE custom server. They're beyond retarded and that's why Epoch failed.
>>539377658The only world boss that forces wpvp is the one in Searing Gorge though.
>>539377658good morning sir, clocked in for your shift i see
Does Abundant X School just mean it has more casts in it?
>>539378701She must have shaved
Asking for a favor: if your character has items from a set equipped, can you tell me if the tooltip for the set actually updates correctly?Example: you equip an item from a set, and it goes from 0/X to 1/X in the tooltip from the character window.
i cameth to save alliance
Need classic + announcement, hype for the server is dead. too many ESL eurotards
As arms the rotation is the tbc one right? pummel after aa
>>539380041What's AA
>>539380041>pummelSlam*
>>539380180autos
>decide to don the gas mask and look for info on the epoch subreddit>find this dude having a melt downpvp kills being worth experience makes this even better.
..................guys?..
>>539380575>didn't post a pic.I'm a failure.
i'm so glad i didn't roll on the niggers server, dodged a trillion headaches.
>>539380889What number of specifically people level 11 to level 17 must there be in Thunder Bluff for you to feel comfortable
>>539380984>roll on the pvp server>complain about getting corpse camped>mfw the game is over 20 years olds and retards are STILL somehow falling for it.
>>539380984delicious wpvp tears
corpse camping is bannable per the old epoch website and I have gotten some undead nigger crew banned for it
>>539380889low level zones are empty, no one is wanting to start on a dead server with no roadmap
>>539382001I just got to lvl 20 and the zones are bussin fr fr
>>539373568can i get a quick rundown?
>gaytotes took the money and ranLol
this could be us on BBC+https://files.catbox.moe/5i3qom.jpeg
>>539375365i soloed every elite quest in searing gorgewhich one are you talking about?
>futashitNo, could never be me.
got a 24 hour speech ban for asking a player called Netanyahoo , "why did you kill charlie?".FUCK THIS SERVER
nobody asked you faggot
>trying to farm giant clam meat for this commission quest>only getting blue pearlsTell me these things sell
>>539382730I think i also called a bunch of bots in stormwind faggots or something
>>539382730no one wants to hear about /pol/ shit in an elf simulator. i wish they did the same for tranny shit.
Warmode on Kezan feels 100x more fair, been jumped a few times. Won some of them, lost some of 'em. Never been corpse camped
>>539382774They usually sell pretty well since you need them for a quest in Badlands and most people are too lazy to get them
>>539382959Nice
>>539382550everyone agrees that gnomes are just fill ins for lolis right
>>539382909normally i would agree but naming his character is literally asking for it
>i am NOT gay, i just NEED to see a dude in the picture or I can't cum!
>>539383345Who are you talking to?
>>539382363That mob shouldn't be there, and when I wrote about it to them in discord I was told that it's normal and just wait for a restart. Actually this will be the answer for you to any bug you notice.There is also a whole guild of troons who will constantly remind about themselves in the world chat, and if you try to troll them you will get a 24 hour mute.
Is zul'farrak closed off? I havent seen a group for it all day on gbb
>>539383623sadly ignoring bugs is kind of par for the course on private servers, nostalrus was probably the worst for it
>>539383893I never knew about Nost being infamous for bugs. Which were the worst ones?
Dead server, classic + waiting room so europoors can't play
I wish there were more underwater quests or even an underwater questing hub. Yeah I liked Vashj'ir, I don't understand why people's minds just melt when they have to move 3dimensionally.
>>539383334no
>>539384760sexo kiddo
Apparently Alliance/Horde balance in Gurubashi has improved thanks to the offer of faction switches through an NPC. It's now ~48/52%
>Raining in-game>Raining outside IRLIs there a comfier feeling?
>>539385209
>>539384407too many to count, probably the most notorious shit were the meme items scaling with spellpower that people made stupid builds aroundif it wasnt game breaking or didnt block content they completely ignored every bug report, doesnt matter if a boss ability is double or triple hitting etcmost of the really bad stuff like rage being broken did get fixed tho
best healer in game?
>>539384407not him but nost had bugs that lasted the entire project. infamous ones being that shaman wf never worked correctly, and when asked about it devs would say "lol dunno we dont play horde".and paladin consecration was bugged (favorably) so that it scaled with attack power making taking it a very smart choice while leveling, even becoming part of several youtuber paladin "guides" for official classic (like the one alex made) because they thought thats really how consecration worked as they were nostbabies.
This is just wow with extremely minor changes that could be made in less than a month.
How do you even GET to baradin hold?
>>539385682>"lol dunno we dont play horde"
>>539385574Me.
>>539385682>pserver jank mistaken for official implementationEvery single time. Just like when people hyped up classic calling it super fucking hardcore mega sweat shit because everyone had played pservers for 15 years that accidentally made Rag harder and then he died to level 58s in questing greens.
>niggers complain game bad pop low>niggers get annoyed at getting invited for killing the same mobs you need>niggers get annoyed at pvpmaybe this server should fucking die.
Shhhh. She doesn't know.
why are they spending so much time on fixing irrelevant quest bugs instead of the classes? >sweeping strikes still bugged>execute still bugged
>>539387189Bro these dwarves really need to get better at security. I smuggled myself into Kharanos and no one batted an eye lmao.Wish the cart NPCs at least spoke Common/Orcish. Weird that I can just understand her
>>539387338cause it is easier
>>539376607That's awesome lol. Never noticed that detail. I don't know if it's Epoch-only.
>>539385574seriously what healing class is the top?i always see people asking for a healer in chat, surely you fucks want another one on the server so give me the info
>>539388008why do brown skin no shoe niggers think this thread is their personal search engine and they're entitled to have any query they make answered unconditionally
>complete the stratholme undead dungeon>mage pipes up>"maybe we can seek for the hearth singers?">everyone just leavestake that god class picker
>>539388310thread about the server, question about the serverstfu nigger I don't want to join your fucking discord to ask one question
>>539388008ill post you the healer logs from the MC and Ony we did today on our first ever tuesday raid night.
ALLIANCE ABOUT TO ATTACK THUNDER BLUFF IN GURU
>>539388008depends on what content you mainly want to do
>>539388440too brown and low IQ to look up info yourself i'm sure you'll be a great healer ranjeet
>>539388008Priests are the best dungeon healers by far, Druids might be good in raids though.
>>539388639>>539388727pve mainly, some pvp probably more once arena comes out cause im not a huge wsg fan
>>539385682you could resist your own totems, so tremor totem pulses and you resist it and dont break the fear. there was also a time where if you summoned an infernal it would be enslaved, you set it to stay and drop the enslave which would make it attack you, however if it was on stay it would not move and so you would go out of range and drop combat. that infernal is now there forever untill it dies. you could do it with all enslaved demons
>>539388821priest or paladinpriest gets you phatter heals in dungeons, but you have to buffer them in advance and know mechanicspaladin is mindless heal spam for dungeonsif you want to raid you can consider shaman
>>539388727>>539389140okay thanks ill keep that in mind
can a level 5 character disenchant high level gear or do i need to level up?
>>539385826anyone please?
>>539389056I remember people dropping the infernals and then parking them in lowbie zones to randomly annihilate lowbies that passed by.
>>539390621that was me, outside of undercity
>>539379094Set tooltips don't work for me. The bonuses still apply, though.
>>539390530go to arathi highlands
>>539390958yeah this is busted even without any UI addons. it still shows correctly if you inspect other people though which i dont really understand
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
aaaaieeeeeee
Glad to know the random server crashes haven't stopped
>>539393051this server is 'quirky'
there's a couple of hunters twinking wsg 19 for weeks now and the guy had a meltdown on my whispers. Hopefully the moderation will take my report seriously, such behavior should not be tolerated if the server is to be successful long term
>>539393163I don't fault people for finding some way to have fun on this janky ass server. Also why can't I login? Dutch is doing it on purpose.
>>539393304I'm in
>playing hardcore>server crashed near where mor'ladim patrolledAt least I wasn't directly in his path, so I won't get fucked over.
Do you think a rogue named "Killyoudead" in a guild called "nothing personal" might be friendly? I wanna go say hi
so I haven't seen a crash like this since the terrible launch. I JUST got a darn port, I hope I didn't lose the gold and end up back in IF
What about my generous proposal?! Are ya in or are you out?
>>539393651it's you who's out, gobby, OUT OF YOUR MIND.
>>539393304That's what I told him to enjoy the dopamine of my whisper which is the only reason to be spending weeks at wsg19 (I already leveled 2 chars to 30 this past week and these hunters are always sitting there) but then the guy started having a meltdown and explaining himself saying it's about duh marks even though they cap at 100. Anyways I don't care other than thinking these guys are fags and since he called me bad names I hope they punish him , it would be funny.
So are the servers offline or is some other tomfoolery going on?
>>539393720
>>539393819I'm literally in-game right now anon. Guru is working.
pochie shut down to launch BBC+
>>539393553Sounds like an upstanding bloke to meGive him a bell for sure
>>539393876I wasn't talking to irrelevant Guru brownoids
>>539393986Ok enjoy the login menu buddy
How can one server crash but the other be up? And why is it always Kezan???
>>539394107Carebear tax
I miss Menethil so fucking much, that shit NEVER crashed.
>>539393163>be shaman>purge the lvl 19 twinks>they melt down and start talking shit in /say and whispers, and spam emotesDidn't expect them to get so triggered but it's hilarious.
Nice textures bro. Lmao
I think I might actually just wait for BBC+ this server is just too retarded and broken for Ascension to save
>>539394364that's a clit
>>539394364It took Blizzard 20 years to fix texture wrapping for mountains btw.
>>539394364god I hate badlands so much
>>539393791was the hunter called "leman" or something
>>539393791anyone twinking level 19 has never had a job in their life
What is the appeal of twinking?Why wouldn't you want to play with your class' full toolkit?
Healing feels so much easier at 60 now wtf, was that much mp5 shit really broken? I'm like barely having to drink anymore
anyone twinking is a massive faggot and a chickenshit bitchmade loser retard, most likely a shitskin or a chink too.
>>539394875Retards who aren't that good at endgame pvp using their full tools and countering other classes tools so they pick a bracket (typically 10-19 since it has the largest stat disparity) to dominate over and feel good that they can kill a player with 400 health at level 12 as a level 19 twink with over 1k.
its unironically over
I find it funny how some flight paths go out of their way to fly low by enemy campsLike, the wyvern is lucky the enemy doesn't have anti-air lololol
>>539388507Does any one know what the best DPS is for raiding on epoch? i was wanting to maybe play elemental shaman
>>539393163Yeah the horde is filled with twink hunters in the 19 bracket because they have a 100% lose rate at every other bracketthere's some autistic paladin that only runs flags with swiftness pots and 2k health too.
>>539395301ive seen that faggot ass niggercunt too
>>539395194>wanna actually play wow>denied itWhat a wretched life we lead
>>539395301they are alliance>>539394693there's two of them but this one no, i forgot the name. waspa or caspa or something
LET ME INLET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Remember when you nigcels said this server would be good
ITS UP
>back in>back in IF>without the gold I just spent on the portOH COME ON
REAL
>>539395775it's true
>>539395845>he actually got fly of despair'd
>>539395957least the mage logged back in and ported me again for free. Nice of them.
>>539396042That was nice of him
would you fuck a gnome?
It was me, i crashed the server, i needed to to spawn this rare, because i knew shitskins and chinks cant outspeed me on their little shitboxes and dial up/mobile data tether connections
>>539396250I said the same.
>>539396329would never hunter but is the rare the only source now?
I stopped playing the moment they got rid of Menethil and I'm starting to think I made the right decision.
>>539397139That was over 2 weeks ago, get over this thread troon
>>539396942Yes
>>539397439No, I like complaining
Huh. I guess Allies tried to raid UC while I was away. Buddy's hanging out in the hallway now.
The carts should get attacked as in impromptu quest.
>>539402078Yeah add a cart attack that spawns every midnight (every time related quest is broken)
>>539385713by OG blizzard, yes, under a week even.by today's shitzard? lol, lmao even.
more work got done on the servers when we had GPT vibe coders
>>539393914unf, that cutie is only going to play on BBC+
>>539402616less work than what is needed to fix it all
Has any one ever even tested MC and Ony during a Beta? like from what ive seen so far its highly likely MC is totally in a bugged state and its going to take a long time to fix it? why is there not a road map release by now?
>kill ogre in Stromgarde>drops a human head
Dead DESU guildDESU guild DeadDed server Ded DESU guildDESU guild Ded
>>539404025you've got heads in your inventory too
>>539404784Yeah but I was going for HIS head. Was he just wearing an Ogre costume?
>>539394875as someone who has made a twink before, its jsut something you do when you're bored. ive never made a 19 twink though because the balance is atrociousthe people making 19 hunters are the worst though, theres so many things you can do like make a level 10 rogue to dodgemax but they pick the most boring strongest stomper class in the bracket with the biggest disparity possible
>>539404889he was on his way to turn in a quest
>>539405004>cut down an adventurer in his primeWe live in a fucking society
>>539376892It is the same in the alchemy proff itself. All the vanilla elixirs are mixed with the potions in the crafting list and only Elixir of Accuracy sits under the Elixirs tab. Probably because it is from WotLK.
>>539405689It'll get fixed eventually
>>539406069>eventuallysure and class bugfixes are coming any day brother
>>539406203Don't forget about the molten core and onyxia coming soon (late December)!
>>539406335and they will surely work day one no problems
>>539406385they'll break it later like a lot of these quests
sometimes I wonder how the hell oldBlizz managed to make WoW such a timeless game.
>>539406662By giving a shit about leveling and understanding it needed to not be a theme park but a camping trip if that makes sense
are professions changed much, I am making a druid and didn't know if I would need lw for helm or to go alch for all around utility
>>539407029LW is good for money but don't go for the helm they integrated the energy you get from it into furor for powershifting.
>>539407315Ah I see, I knew their was a furor change but im not 10 yet so havent checked it out. good to know, and if lw does actually make some gold then ill check it out
>>539406662by doing whatever they wanted they thought was fun. putting design choices into the hands of executives who dont even play games is a mistake of the industry
>>539407029I dont even know any of the new philosopher stone alternates. Are they viable for roles other than caster?
>>539406662It was the perfect balance of things. The game didn't bother trying to tell some grandiose narrative to the player directly and instead let them learn about the world from the small interactions they had while questing and or doing dungeons in it. They also handled the game's traveling nicely, making you have to wait til 40 to get a mount and 60 to get a fast mount forced the players to have to take potentially dangerous paths they might not come back from and to be more careful while traveling. While some specs were just fucked overall each class felt distinct and unique from each other and making pally exclusive to ally and shaman exclusive to horde gave factions unique checks and balances to handle.
the blackpill is that classic+ will never work in WoW's original format. They would have to make huge sweeping changes and move to a mostly horizontal progression system which WoW freshtards would never settle for.
>>539407978>putting design choices into the hands of executives who dont even play games is a mistake of the industrydesu but with wow they did play the game, it’s just that as they grew they hired more ppl, hardcore raiders, who designed the game more and more around hardcore raiding.
>>539408913people are conditioned to want retail and actively ask for it indeed
>hit 40, can finally wear plate>go craft up some new plate gear>can't equip it until 41 and 42UGH
how much longer until raiding will open? im almost level 60 and just did the molten core attunements today, is ony attune any different on horde side?
>>539409658at least it has stats on this server.
>>539409686True, I mean I got the Steel Plate Helm and the Mithril Gauntlets which are nice. Least I have something to look forward to.
>See an enemy rogue 13 levels lower than me >Make mental note and go about my business>While fighting a mob, I see the rogue stealthing nearby (our level difference means that stealth is detectable from way further away)>Think "this motherfucker isn't about to try anything right">He lines up right behind me and starts shanking me>Turn around and bitch slap him>He's fukken deadI guess I must commend his bravery. Foolish, but brave.
>>539360861>blizzard files criminal RICO case against TurtleWoW, Shenna and her teamWhy is it that these retards never manage to stay anonymous? I can't understand the line of thought that went into this, they built something huge, probably made lots of money and then went full retard with buying ads and treating it like it's their own game. If you do all that, you must first make sure that you and your steam stay anonymous, otherwise this is the inevitable outcome.
>Seal of Light Rank 1 and 2 are exactly the sameNice.
so i am just gonna die to this stupid level 3 spider unless I beg in a city???
>>539410489should have killed it faster lmao
>>539410489the actual cure is u can queue wsg from anywhereunless ur a soul of cuck
>>539410547i assumed it was just gonna be a harder hiting attack like all the other low level mob casts they added
>>539410489it takes like 2 hours to get level 90 first aid
>>539410489either level up first aid or go into a central area in a capital city and ask for a healer.
>>539381519>99% of pservers are PvP servers>99% of PvP servers are horde servers
>>539410772yep pvp servers only worked when normies played this game and all rolled human/elf/dwarf and blood elves didnt exist
>>539410619im 99.9% sure that if the debuff expires while you are offline nothing will happen also
>>539410489iirc one of the goldshire quests rewards you with cure poison pots
>>539410224Because most digital enterprises are based in the west, who cooperate with legal requests even from the east. If Discord gets a subpoena to release the IP on whoever "Shenna" is, then sure, they could be hiding behind a VPS in russia as well, but the services also release tertiary information, like what the PC name is, what the user name on the machine is, which files there are, etc. So even if they use a proxy, you can then use that information to go to Microsoft, subpoena them to install a trojan through a forced update for the fingerprint you provided. No individual is having the opsec you need to hide from this; you would have to run a mainframe that runs on a personally curated linux distro, which does *not* have an internet connection, but supplies atomic virtual machines that all have internet connections that get routed through several VPS.And yes, Microsoft and other companies are legally required to do this, and it's getting even better by 2030, because the EU has already legally mandated browsers such as Firefox and Chrome to accept QWACs (supersedes certs used by websites by force and replaces them, in order to decrypt SSL) issued by the EU without question and to obfuscate that SSL traffic is being man-in-the-middle'd by the EU when it goes through the frankfurt node. That way they don't need to subpoena companies anymore, because they can instead just inject anything they want into anything you download.
>>539411280I guess it really is as difficult as you make it sound. They need to have physical servers located near NA and Europe preferably, which is a privacy problem by itself for starters.I don't think TLS would work like that? When a browser connects to a site, it downloads its public key to use for encryption for data it sends to the site, site uses its private key to encrypt the data it sends to the browser and to decrypt data sent by the browser. Do you really mean the browsers would replace the public key with EU's public key if it notices it's connecting to some specific MITM IP?
>pop fell under 2kugh oh...
>>539409282I honestly hate how true this is, you can always seen it in class balance discussions. Using shadow priest as an example, they want aoe damage of some kinda and they always fall back onto mind sear, for whatever reason they can't cope with the idea that maybe some classes shouldn't have the tools for every type of situation, its how you get to every class feeling the exact same but with a different particle effect. Some shadow priests can not accept the fact they are single target, mana battery utility with buffs, debuffs and dispels, they won't be topping meters and groups will be passing them over outside of maybe 1 in 25man settings or if your 10 man group is all casters.A different example is defensives, priests want dispersion because their "get off me" tool is generally trinketed / wotf or broken by damage and can't cope with the fact priest is shit solo and shines in group play.People can't cope with the fact that 'class fantasy' is having your class suck shit at things while another class shines at something else and maybe more.now on this server everything sucks, shamans stormstriking themselves, rogues poisons sometimes not applying, not even resisted just straight up not applying, prayer of mending not choosing a random target to bounce to when everyone is full health, shit bosses with shit loot in a shit location containing an important piece for classes like solakar for priest shoulders or jandice for warlocks.they patched my mooncloth exploit, you could de the moonwell ring and recover it for a price and the cd was up.>>539411745fuck off deca
>>539411674Correction to this: Yeah it would work because as I said browser downloads the public key, so if it connects to, say 4chan, through a MITM node, it gets the public key from the MITM node and the MITM node decrypts and encrypts again and sends data forward to 4chan like a proxy. But this would be obvious for anyone who is not technologically illiterate because you could see the cert changes vs. actually connecting straight to 4chan.
world of runescape waiting room tbqhdesu
Switfness Potions are so goddamn clutch for WPVP, bros.
>>539411280in the end its irrelevant though because its legal in russia and they arent going to extradite they are just jerking off basically, i mean i guess there is the one american caught up but thats all they'll ever get
>>539411912what is the appeal of runescape recreated in wow? can't you just play the original which is better?
>>539412342umm.. i'll just do both at the same time?
Can a rogue backstab you if your character is fully with their back against a wall? Like can you scum an angle for it even there?
>>539412441idk any rogue that isn't dogshit is gonna be playing mutilate envenom anyways
>>539411802people think they want classic+ but what they really want is classic- quality of life removed, classes gutted and in the end you get a older style of game, aka a real rpg
>>539412441I'd guess the backstab angle calculation uses a dot product between the backstabbers direction vector and the victim's direction vector, probably checks if angle is less than 45 degrees, so I'd guess this depends on what kind of wall we are talking about. WoW is full of wonky walls which are not straight 90 degree walls so I'd guess one can scumstab plenty all around the world.This is just a guess, I don't even play WoW anymore.
>>539412580Being in a thread for a game you don't play is bad for your mental health btw
>>539412413open two instances of runescape then?
>>539412496>mutilate envenom>while poisons still broken as fuck
>>539412640implying i can't do all 3
>>539412615Sounds like a projection to me. I'm mentally well.
>>539412684runescapers are fascinating breed of gamers
Tauri soon, brehs... home ...
>not having one monitor with 12 osrs clients up, one monitor with 12 rs3 clients up, and one monitor with 4 WoW clients updo you even fucking game, you retard casual fuck?
Why does <PIRATES> in Gurubashi have a reputation for being full of assholes? What's their deal?
>>539412893pirates in real life were like 90% arabs and jews
>>539412976
>>539412893>Gurubashinigga everyone on PvP server is an asshole
>>539413492Untrue, the grand majority of people I've ran into have been nice
>>539411802Classes being asymmetrical and not having a tool for every problem (and wanting to naturally group up to bring their own unique benefits to a party) is anathema to modern MMO players.
Is it true that Arms warriors prefer slower weapons? Why wouldn't you prefer a faster 2H if it was available and didn't have worse stats than a slower 2H?
>>539413645Abilities scale off of weapon speed. Slower = More Damage.
Wait did they turn off ghost form or am I bugged? I just died and insta-respawned at a graveyard.
>>539413571>their own unique benefitsLike what?
>>539413776died where
>>539414248Hillsbrad Foothills
>>539413697But prot warriors do want the fast weapons for threat gen, correct?
>>539414385Generally tanks want faster weapons I think yeah, I know prot pallys want a 2s or faster weapon to maximize reckoning stacks.
Which classes would you say benefit most from being Herb/Alchemists?
>>539413571It doesn't work when you have god classes like hunter and lock who have no weaknesses and can solo everything in the game while being op in dungeons
>>539414572None, those are the worst professions by far
Doing the Stromgarde elite quests puts fucking hair on your chest as a Horde player, goddamn.
>>539414669What's so bad about em? Haven't gotten there yet
>>539413571Yeah that's why every raid comp will look like this:>minimum amount of tanks>minimum amount of healers>minimum amount of utility classes for buffs>rest warlocks / hunters
>>539413861Unique buffs, CC abilities, cleanses, interrupts. >>539414582There's absolutely nothing wrong with some classes just being really really good at soloing and being able to tackle things other classes couldn't by themselves. Plus they do bring some utility like traps or summoning/healthstones and the like. I fucking love having a warlock around as a tank because of the free extra pot plus the imp stamina buff.
>>539364231what was the item in question?
>>539414705Specifically the Horde one just has you fighting through a really tight area of 37-38 elites so you have to be fairly smart with your pulling and mob positioning to do it without pulling 5 elites on you.
>>539414660Indulge me
I got filtered and quit around lv 30. How's endgame? Is it still kezan/guru? Are they both alive?
>>539414721you need 1 warrior (tank) and rogue for armor debuff on bosses as that gives extra 200+ dps per huntermaybe a wasp pet as well
>>539414773There is something wrong about it when they are also fucking op in group content though
>>539414773>Unique buffsLike what?>CC abilitiesFocus target and kill it fast instead of CC.>cleansesHealers do it anyway or just outheal shit.>interruptsFocus target and kill it fast instead of CC.
>>539414971The problem is that your class is either good in group content or eternally benched cause endgame is all about group content only.
>>539414938No. Read the bonuses and come to your own conclusions.
>>539414990You're obviously being obtuse on purpose so I'm not really going to engage with you.
>>539415209Surrender accepted
>>539414968>rogues being expose armor bots every raidthat does sound like TBC
>>539415397I hope that the MC is so far away that I can also get my warlock to 60 at this point
Requesting tyrande/onixya/jaina doing a shota blowbang
should change the "mostly" to "completely" dead for the DESU guild
>>539413645>>539413697Abilities don't scale off weapon speed, they scale off weapon damage.For the weapon of the same type and level, they're designed to have the same dps. Therefore, slower weapons will have higher per hit weapon damage, since they need to hit harder per swing to have same dps as a faster weapon.If you need to know if something's an upgrade, just look at the actual damage number of the weapon (the one that reads as a range of values like 50-100) instead of the dps number on the weapon.
>>539415397Nah, in TBC rogues werent even used as EA bots. You maybe had one in raid and only if said rogue was RL/GM's personal slut.
>did the rescue ages ago>never got credit for it>stuck with a broken lorewalker cheevoFuck my life.
>>539415797>MUH MOUNTIES PETTIES AND CHEEVIOSr*toilet is that way xister
>>539415854I'm doing explorer and it's a good metric for when I'm done with a zone.
>>539413697based retard>Before normalization occurred in patch 1.8, instant-cast special attacks used the same weapon-damage formula as auto-attacks, even though their rate was determined by the global cooldown and therefore independent of the weapon's speed. Because of this, slow weapons with lower weapon DPS could lead to a higher total damage per second than faster weapons with higher nominal DPS.
>>539414990its so easy to work around that strategy as a developer that its not even funnyyou can make mobs do whatever bro, how about you kick the spell or it wipes your account and leaks your email/password publicly
>>539416002technically not everything was normalized, actually templars verdict never was in cataclysm even and it was paladins main damaging skill
>stupid dwarf cunt runs up and snipes a node I'm mining and is obviously waiting for me to pull the mob nearby so he can snipe the rest>just stand there and wait until he leavesAre people like this even human?
>>539416905typical fucking digger behavior lmao
>>539410056I understimated this little rascal. He actually remained stealthed for a good long while staring at me until I overpulled a pack of elites and got to low health. I managed to escape anyway, but I commend his ambition
I'm Affli for levelling atm, lvl 40. Should I continue using blueberry until the 50s when I will probably go demo? Puppy and succ don't seem to do much more damage for holdin no aggro and being squishy as hell
>>539417358imo never ever use blueberry if you have any other option
>>539417463Why? Shield is also super useful if you get jumped
>>539415954>did dun murough on my warrior before cheevos were implemented>didn't get subsequent credit
...what's the point? They made the herb bag you can buy from every herbalism supplies guy 16 slot, and it's not even unique.it's not even expensive; the 16 slot bag is like 3s.
>>539416905it's a game, why would I not sniper your node? yesterday I was in a group with someone for a quest and saw a rare spawn so I dropped group to tag it, then I stole the chest next to him that the other person didn't see :)
>>539417529not as useful as sleep or a good pet doing damage
>>539417603dunno, that gives you the tea recipe too though right? that shit is amazing
>>539417683good morning saar
>>539417815yeah, it does. Which makes it especially weird. It gives you a GREAT quest reward. Why throw that in?
whelp no need to worry about the spider poison, fuckin died when an entire cave spawned on my head like I got layered even tho there arent fucking layers
>>539417906probably just some mage aoe'ing their way through
>>539417550I wonder if I can submit a bug ticket and have them like, re-fresh the server check or something.
>>539417712I feel like taking no damage is more important though, so I can convert my health to mana and have 0 downtime. With the other pets I take damage every mob and run out of mana faster it feels
>>539417683Crab bucket brain
>>539417997nah it was the night elf imp cave with the druid questmob. anything dead respawned, and anything alive shifted to their spawn, but I got the rare to drop the transmog weapon so hope it sells
>>539418018are you needing to sacrifice grinding mobs?
>>539418089>>539417832slave morality, thanks for the mithril
>>539418198No, but only blueberry holds any aggro
>>539360861When the fuck did they update the cash shop and what is this coomer shit?
>>539418265then why are you draining?
>>539418295they realized they have to milk the cow while it's hot
>>539418295they know slutmogs are the real sellers
>>539418295dont worry bags and auction bots will come soon enough
>herbalist quest gives you several flasks>alchemist quest gives you a bunch of weedsscammed...
>>539418295You must be quite dense.Can an anon please buy this and become the new thread queen? All races except gnomes may apply.
>>539418468is the apron cool at least?
>>539418332wtf else am I meant to do as affli for damage? I throw corruption and drain
>no changelog update in almost 24 hoursI think they're prepping something big for today, an announcement maybe.
>>539418703Retard.
>>539418652no. it's almost exactly same as herba apron but with very slightly different colour
>>539418718something like merging epoch into bronzebeard?
>>539418625Gnomes have reserved seating.>>539418703If you're at high health you'd be better off wanding or even swording for damage.
Do people really find these ugly 144p character models attractive enough to slutmog them?
>>539418809they forget to texture it?
>>539418870You mean if the mob is at high health?
>>539418914none of the profession tabards are textured lol
>>539419006but they gave them all shitty bags so
>>539418902I have fapped to my human female wearing black mageweave leggings multiple times
>>539418840How would that work even? Might be cool though if Epoch somehow got the world clickables.
>>539412893It’s a just racist griefing guild run by unironic Nazis & other /pol/ types, half of what they talk about in their guild chat is Jews & Nogs. They got heat all the way back in 2019 for stream sniping & griefing people like Asmongold on Faerlina.
>>539418990>>539418703shadowbolt, immolate, searing pain. anything that isn't drain, that shit's teeny tiny damage.
god damn what is wrong with this fucking auction house, I have to go through every page to not get scammed jesus christ how is something like this not top prio
>>539419386use an addon? i hear some versions of auctionator are fucky but thats only the scamming/database parts.
>>539419220okay how do I sign up?
>>539419535i use aux but if I am looking or something like a bag I have to still sort through the fucked ass pages
>>539419386Most people are using addons like auctionator for this exact reason, retards will just flood the AH with single stacks to try and trick other retards.