>>539350162>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>underground regular tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1UEAZQB6X_4io08uffnhuO9TLAMt9QF6HIn3e0azUrOc>registrationhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/18_4a0TdrNtKh-9IWXSX9CWyqhsebUP0jruGIgdPN89A>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HcRTxTjGGiGq29l3gvclx6FrgZHYgCPFHTHZHo0_wug
>OP of a character that won't win
>>539466438Xapitan looks like THAT?
>>539466764is this an asapin or a futoshi general, sir?
>>539466878Steve general
>>539466959UOH? Koito looks like THAT?
Have to make an uncomfortable call in a couple minutes. Hold me.
Before a new outfit, chop wood, carry water. After a new outfit, chop wood, carry water.
>religionfags preaching to other religionfags about their superior type of religionfaggotrypajeets, I swear
>>539467648This is a mahjong general sir
>amae "reddit" koromo
>>539467617*holds you*
>last row of draws, everyone is tense, genbutsu discards all over>ryuukyoku>nobody is tenpaiBravo keksperts
mahjong is still alive
>>539467648reddit is on the other street anon
The repo wwyd is so easy
>>539467648>amaekoromo is redditor
>>539468091>same guy posting almost every comment
>have to schedule an interview>interviewer is in a timezone 12 hours ahead
>>539468326stop hiring jeets
>>539468361they are the only ones with the necessary skillset
>>539468361I'm the jeet that is going to be hired anon, he is me.
I wish I started learning Japanese a decade ago so I could read all of these mahjong books to reach Master 2
>>539468621just play
>>539468770I play a lot. I'm being facetious for the most part but I do want to read some of these books.
>>539468621the best material is in english thoughbeit
>oh no I'm being oppressed>call the guards, there's a koromo on the loosego pray on the carpet in the middle of a street or something
>Another Hero's Adventure
Cynthia tonightJoseph tomorrow
>>539468218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ximp2WSLREQ
>>539469746Shit ain't been released yet, cuntelepathoid, so how can you even know whether it's good?
>>539469883saved
Why is pajeet active during burger hours?
>>539470834Toronto
>>539470834Koromo Amae
>>539468494What skillset is that?
>>539471598Their sole redeeming quality
>>539471748There isn't one, thoughbeit
>>539470092wait wtf, burgers don't chi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v6Ev-gns7Ecynthia-7.png
>>539472190The Joseph video is my favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tsX8X01aE&t=217s
>masterkek gets a fast haneman ron on me on E1 turn 3 and then emotes he's happy>dama target him to get my points back>get them back and some more>fate decides he has to be triple ronned on south 2>he can still run it back, but decides to ragequit insteadLol.Lmao.Shouldn't have emoted.
>>539471997shuntsu are made up by bugmen too weak to kan
リィチ イッパァツ ツモォ ピンフ イィペィコォ ドォラドォラニィ ヴァイマァン!!!!!!
>>539473447この淫乱な猫を妊娠させたい
>>539468621you don't need nip to reach master 2, the material in the repo is enough.
>>539473886I'm 95% sure Daina wrote RB1 as "I'll teach them to play wrong as a joke"
>>539474030
>>539474030Howso?
>>539474030do tell what part you feel is a joke
>>539472902God, boomerjong is disgusting.
well mahj'ed
>>539474030RB1 is enough for Saint 1 at least.
>>539474740nta but >RB1 is enough for Saint 1 at least.in your dreams maybe.
I had a streak of 30+ games with shit luck and then I switched to Wanjirou and it all went away
>>539470834I just use jeet as shorthand for brown people.
>>539474918You're just bad.
You can get to saint 1 without reading anything
>>539474918it absolutely is.
>5 block theory>complex shapes>when to go for specific yaku>kabe>suji>scoring>when to dama>when to callwhat else do you need for saint?
>>539475360akagi
Flow!
>>539475454do you really need someone to tell you to not queue when you're tilted?
>>539475360actually playing the game.
>>539475190I was saint 2 before I read RB1 and I immediately deranked down to expertkek.
>>539475597obviously, but you're reading to speed up the learning process so you don't have to fumble around figuring stuff out that everyone else has already been doing
>>539475106so true!
Majsoul post workout room 55237(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=55237if you werent in the gym this week do at least 20 squats before joining
>>539475012>>539475190>>539475360Rb1 is enough for expert maybe, anything more and you need to read japanese books and RMS and maybe you will reach saintAnd the proof for my argument is that the majority of fags here are not saint.
>>539475360ignore all that bullshit and just learn suji counting, that'll get you to saint
>>539475908I only read 3/4 of RB1 and reached masterkek.
>>539475882>300s timerLet me in
>>539475938what do you mean with suji counting? just knowing whats safe to discard depending on if its sujiblocked or what
>>539475908Two thirds to half of the anons here haven't read RB1 or have only read part of it https://poal.me/vil04dhttps://poal.me/gnrfhw
>>539475908not true. just play the fucking gamepeople here aren't saint because they don't play the fucking game
>>539475908The majority of the fags here have not read RB1, and if they have they skipped the important chapters that are too wordyt. saint, only read RB1 and the WWYD booksMahjong is really not that hard, retarded bimbo Vtubers can get to saint with minimal coaching
Thanks for reminding me to queue ranked today
>>5394758823/4
>>539475938isn't suji counting niche? I still don't know how to apply this. I know the idea of suji counting, but I just decide to push or fold without thinking too much about the live sujis
>>539476506it only works in real games where you can take a 2 minute turn
>he can't fold off bad feelings alone ngmi
>>539476630You need 2 minutes to count up to 18?
>>539476919i'm not going to read this post
>>539476320>Mahjong is really not that hard,Wrong.> retarded bimbo Vtubers can get to saint with minimal coachingHow is nina not saint then? where are the wertern saint vtubers ? the ones that make it are japanese and not retarded bimbos
>akagi poster is retarded and sucks at mahjong
>'Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta Ore wa Meikyuu wo Samayou' Gets Third Season
>>539475550No, for me, mentaru is about stopping gambling for less than a mangan and not giving up when you're last
every western saint e-celeb cheated
>>539477475Nina refused to join Ooi's harem so she got shut out of the saint/celestial club.
>>539477695grim
>>539477475>the ones that make it are japanese and not retarded bimbosbecause they're not playing the game.
>>539477816Remember this? >>532989885
it's grim a37 bros
>>539477816>>539478146grim
OFFICIAL STATEMENT ABOUT THE WRC INCIDENT https://youtu.be/wWu-msqdEJs?si=PcbOYnafCGtFjLji
>>539475550Remember to take a break. I always take a break when I'm tired.
>>539478526Kicking off a player simply because you don't like that he wears glasses as part of his outfit sounds incredibly stupid. It's called finding something to complain about and then doing it. I wonder if you would have done the same if they were part of LGBT community.
You've been playing Mahjong Soul for 7 hour(s), we recommend you take a break from jonging
>>539477475Nina was a saint and she throws for content
>>539478146>july of this yeartake me back, bros.....take me the fuck back....
>>539478737>>539479154you guys should queue nothing will go wrong
>>539478526
>>539478526yurokeks i kneel
Another day, another /mjg/ drama.
so put your grasses onnothing will be wong
doko
>Organizers clearly state that you can't do something>Italian boomer faggot keeps trying to skirt the rules>Keeps escalating with the referees that only tell him to follow the rules>Gets his physician to diagnose him with pink eye over the internet >Gets kicked outWhy are Euros like this? EMA is a joke.
>>539478526is this the Italian guy who couldn't score his hands?
>dad literally can't stop stalking mumGet a life already holy shit.
What the reason for the ban on sunglasses anyway? What does this rule have to do with mahjong?
>>539480042Mahjong players are required to look lame as shit.
>>539480042They were scared of the Italian guy and his condition required sunglasses.
>>539480507>lies about having fucking pink eye what did he think would happen?
Me and Rio
>another pair of schizos having a meltdown at each otherMust be a day ending in -y.
>>539480887how do you play mahjong while blind
>>539475106Game of luck.
>>539475882ggs thanks for the games
>>539475882gg's FUCKING NYAGGRESS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>539480042Japs associate sunglasses with criminals and rarely wear them.The player in question is some Chinkjong player anyways so nothing of value was lost. He used his position as the president of the EMA to get a spot, he doesn't even know how to play riichi.
>>539475908I've never fully read a single book and made it to M1In theory I could make it to saint1 with my stats and scores, but it would take too many games to be worth the effort.I do agree that reading boosts your playstyle by a lot, but it's just too boring.
>>539475882ggs, played for dailies, was a bit sleepy, distracted during the first match and that led to a loss. Second one could be better if not cat.
>>539478269hmmm yagooeykeks?
>>539481959It's over.
>>539481959she's won so many years in a row that all of her players already have all of her outfits
shitposter is right thoughmutts really are the subservient cucks of the j*ws and they do nothing about it. they really take it up the ass and ask for more
>>539478645most reddit post in thread so far
>>539482505unlike europe which is in the throes of revolution as we speak, right? everyone is fucked, let's just talk about mahjong
>>539478526>you can't weak sunglasses because... YOU JUST CAN'T, OK!?!?
>>539482869>weak sunglasses
https://jiggie.fun/m9hKw_400 pieces
>>539481959she's getting yet another outfit, has she really lost?
>>539482869>weak sunglassesoh no no no kodomokeks
>>539483020>>539482869>>539483108only strong sunglasses allowed
>>539481013But it's Mercredi?
>poker players can use sunglasses>mahjong players can't???
haha you made a typo now your shitposting career is over
>>539483141oh WRC janny, it's time to count my fu!
>>539478526>EMA is run by that retardno wonder nothing ever gets done in therethe board should get overthrown
I wear sunglasses so people don't know I have dark circles around my eyes
>cant focus on my daily ranked because of family dramaENough.
>catching up with thread>anon just straight up rawdog >named me for no reason and no contextW-what... why?
Majsoul Friends Room 87682(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=87682One half-blitz mahjong game because I can't stomach jade anymoreroom theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3l-U65SjEM
>>539483640This is why
I'm watching Tate Yuusha S4
Andrew Tate
One ranked a day, that's my promise. That way I will get to saint by next league
>>5394837042/4
>>539481070Watch Akagi
>wake up>do nothing (thinking I want to do thing)>go to sleep>repeat for 10+ yearsI wish there was a cure for it. Mahjong.
>>539483704started thanks for joining
>>539483986yeah he cheated against a blind man
>>539484034Cheating is actually the best way to win games in game theory.
>>539484034well read tetsuya then
>>539483986how do you watch akagi while blind
>>539484182he cheated against a high man
>>539484242>he didn't get to the buu saga
Been awake for 3 hours I'm so tired
>>539476919based
>>539479702>Don't even know the rules>Win tourneyIs there a bigger flex?
>>539485084this is default behavior for /mjg/ tourneys
>>539485084
>>539483034ggs
>>539483383this. they should force an /mjg/ TO janny to do it.then we will finally get loli in an irl tourney
>>539483640I don't know, SuccMahJong, it's probably because your name is funny.
>names
>someone goes negative east 3 in my asura gamefug
>>539486120You got the wrong anon.
The only fun part about this game are the stickers.
>>539486341Sure thing, buddy.
>+71 win>rank up means i only really got +4N*GGER
I was and will never be named in these threads
>>539486870Amae Koromo!
stop naming me in these threads
they're called stamps
ok avatarnegro
>>539483704ggs
>>539483704ggs thanks for joining. Don't have time for another
>>539483704jiji
>>539483704STOP chasing my riichisi mean gg
surely there are a group of fujos that are waiting until the last day to ticket bomb A37 to beat the dog
>>539487509Look up this Hoshino's history, it's just ggs.Kinda wholesome.
I came https://exhentai.org/g/3258129/9f4284eef8/
>>539487639he's the only one who plays her that's not a league tourist
I think league tourists are ok.
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/3541260/2d2de33de9/
>>539487631fujos are for a majority into fat furries like wanjirou over pretty boys, that's just how it isfat furries have extremely high sex appeal in general
doko or else
>>539487510This guy is playing in a tourney without us!
I'm brewing tea.
Round 2 and my asshole is still on fire
These threads are so bad now.
Post more rooms and the shit posting will stop
>>539489118but then if I join everyone will know I'm the shitposter
>>539487631it's already been about halfway through the event. if the vote is somewhat close to representing the population of voters of the second half a 0.5% difference is insurmountable
i'm just really happy i can finally buy that one outfit i've wanted
there are like 5 outfits that will never get re-runs that I want.
>>539478526>thinks he's a gangsta>acts like a retard>disrupts the game by having Date score his hands>disrupts the entire event by acting like a retard>forges medical prescription in cahoots with his physician>presides over >EMA>promotes a weird mahjong variant where you start with 30,000 points like in sanma or whatever>probably says pong, chow, and kongI have no sympathy whatsoever for this faggot
Majsoul Friends Room 36131(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=3613110s also known as the elusive double blitz
>>539489591>promotes a weird mahjong variant where you start with 30,000 points like in sanma or whateverthat's actually just normal mahjong without oka
>>539489690joining this half blitz room
>>539489690not joining until you host quad blitz
>>539489591for ease of calculating pointsif the uma is 5/15 you should start with 25k points if the uma is 10/30 you should start with 30k point
>>539489732that's just a quick swift room, baka
>>539489696so it's not normalunless sanma is normal mahjong, but with three players, less tiles and pei
kill yourself novice hag
>>539466438jongen jaya
>>539489902shan't play with (You)
>>539489902rude
>>539490072joining rooms to log names is cringe
>>539486749But now you’re already halfway to the next rank!
>>539490103damaniggery is more cringe
yeah im a league tourist so what, i'll still be higher rank than you ever will be
>>539486749God I wish I'd get a +4 win...
>artist I like releases new doujin>It has BLACKED shitFuck everything
Xenia would never say that
>>539490382word just came in, dama is based now
>>539489690>started
I am once again asking for support in finishing this collage before the end of the year! This should be the current state of the project assuming I didn't miss anything! Only 11 more spots untaken.If the original anon could also drop the previous submissions in a file or something to make sure everything is accounted for that would be great. I'm not sure how many participants are still around the thread considering how league affects player flux. At the very least all you have, doko.
>>539491137I wanted D3 to give south hag a buldge, shan't sing up
>>539491195I mean you can do C2, cam'on anon you can make that skirt into a bulge! Please?
>>539490471
>>539491137Thanks for taking over anon surely I'll get off my butt to finish mine by the end of this week
>>539491420hmm..nyo
>>539491137I missed you Mendelbro
>>539478526People taking a game of dominoes so seriously is incredibly funny. Also this guy talks like report of the week. How autistic is he really?
>>539492470don't compare my wife with this autist (male)
>>539489690ggnot really but still
>>539489690hehehe gg! almost got a triple yakuman too!
>>539489690Fucking RIGGED
>>539483383Nothing will happen because the EMA is Chinkjong first
>>539493153ACKagi
>>539493153lmao I only threw the 5sou because I was in tenpai for sanankou + some dora
>>539493153I know your pain.
MissMahSandshoku
>>539493591what pain, your hand would never complete and is callable anyway, he has closed suuankou tanki which he shouldn't have riichi'd
>>539493691Now now. Never tell me the odds.
queue for memesura at :05
Doesn't even take that many games or impressive stats to get to celestial. If you stopped being a FOC, you could be the next one.
>>539494047why would I want to be unable to snipe nina?
>>5394940471722 hanchan, no big deal.
>Casu Marzu - The Illegal Cheese That’s Crawling With Maggots
>>539494047if I had only ever played ranked instead of friendlies I would still be 2-3 years away from that many hanchans
>>539494047>only 1400 hanchan left to reach celestialAm I gonna make it bros.
>>539493994>didn't queue with any anonsGet me out of this game
>>539493295your hand wasn't sanankou + there wasn't any dora
>>539494528If you played 3 games a day you could do it a little over a year. 4 games a day (about 2-3 hours worth of time commitment) and you could get it done in under a year.
>>539478526He never broke a single rule is what he did! He was a brave mahjong player. And in /mjg/, Marco Montbelli is a hero. End of story!
>>539494528>>539494761follow your dreams
I hate wops
>>539494592Did you get it
You won't get nagashi if someone called any of your tiles anyway
another outstanding kurokitomoko post
>>539495778You shouldn't, but yes, you do.
>>539478526>Making up all that shit just to wear sunglasses instead of simply telling the referee to fuck offWhat a retard
>>539478526>greentexting outside of 4chan in the commentsI sure hope you guys don't do this
>>539496629Why would I do that?
Majsoul No Fun Allowed Room 60999(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=60999TonpuusenAka nashiKuitan nashiTobi nashiTips nashiRyanhan shibariI'm testing something
>>539488724you didn't see nottin
>>539496629More common than you think.
>>539496839does dora count towards the ryanhan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8
>>539496839>Eastshouldn't you have made it longer for less fun>>539496982no
>>539496839started, holy fuck Steve shut the fuck up.>>539496982it's not, dora is for unskilled luckshitter. You are not unskilled luckshitter, right?
Who will get the outfit tonight?
Desire is the root of suffering.
>>539497509Luigi
>put your glasses on>nothing will be wrong
>>539497509
Why don't they do rerun votes semiannually where they schedule one around February or March and one around this time?
>>539497509it's time
>>539497509Mario, since she's actually relevant
>>539497751bad fomo synergy
>>539497509It will be a male
>>539497509I think is her time.
>>539498348Sorry fujo but males don't pay the bills anymore
TO hereI might not be alive to set up the tourney matchmaking at the correct time.Please understand, you'll get an update on Friday (EU time)
>>539498685what does it need to set up exactly, don't you have the lobby ready?
>>539498685DON'T DIE
tourney the same day as the trails in the sky remake
>>539498685tourney?
>>539499147but trails in the sky isn't even that old
>>539499246
>>539498781Auto matchmaking is turned off by default, so even If you queue up you won't be able to play if it's not set to 'on'I'm confident I'll be able to turn it on by 19:00 UTC, but there's a non zero chance I won't be able to, so I wanted to notify you in advance.That being said, If you organised a tourney in the past you should have admin rights, so even in the unlikely chance I go MIA someone will be able to start the tourney
>>539499443why don't you just turn it on now? you can't queue until the tourney starts anyway
>>539499378add an eight after that 9..
>>539499967you're 1827 years old?
Just got a 12 days medical leave thanks to falling down a ladder
>>539499967and after that...?
>>539499967Lain
>>539499967
>>539496839I'm tired, ggs thanks for joining.
Why do I keep seeing Chudai in my X feed
>>539496839I would play for kuitan nashi alone.ggs, very nice rules
>>539496839>luckshitting daburii doragon: PUNISHEDggs
>>539496839Rigged room.ggs
Nice thread, I forgot you guys were actually pretty funny.
I have admin rights and I will be usurping TO's position on the 19th of September, 19:00h UTC.
Funny how it's practically impossible to make open tanyao worth anything without dora.
>M2 streamer selling coaching for $55 an hour
Okay /mjg/ its time to be honest. How often do you self-reply or make posts pretending to be another anon?
30 min before meltdown.
>>5395023351 hour 30, silly
>>539502335might want to check your clock
>>539502256never because i'm always paranoid that the jannies will see and judge me for it
>>539502256I don't self-reply out of self-respect, but I do switch up my posting style and adopt several different personas to make funny thread scenarios for lurkers to enjoy.
>>539502453Porn never gets deleted on /mjg/, we don't have jannies lurking.
>>539502256You know we can read your image meta data t*********. We know its you everytime.
>>539502256samefagging has and will always be frowned upon
>>539502256most of my thoughts come in the form of answers to questions nobody askedI gotta get the firestarter out there somehow
All me.
>>539502256Only times that I self-reply is for rooms or when no one answers a question that I did
>>539502256I self-reply all the time when I say gg after my koko ends
>>539502256I only self-reply
Soba ni ireru dake deOnaji jikan ni irareru dake deTooi kioku Yomigaeru kanashimi mo atatamete yukeru noni
>>539502256Last time was when I was shitting on K-man months ago
So anons, how did you come up with your username?
>>539502759Based anon, finally someone said it. Samefagging is pure cancer — kills threads, kills fun, and makes you look like a schizo arguing with yourself. Respect for standing firm.
All me (entire board)
>>539502998random gibberish that sounded funny
>>539502998Mine is self explanatory.
>>539502256only when drunk enough that I don't recognize the post as mine
>>539502759>>539503056samefag
>>539503083Transphobia isn't funny.
>>539502256I'd sooner kill myself than act like a faggot in that way.
>>539502256sometimes if think of something funny i'll reply to myself so everyone else can have a laugh too
>>539502998I was drinking water when I realized that I couldn't jong and then saki made me play
>>539502256Same as the other guy, I never samefag replies but I switch up my posting style
>>539503204work isn't supposed to be funny, just has to contribute to society
>>539502984Based memory flex — true commitment — only real posters can keep score like that.
>>539503185you got me
>>539503259ugly boy
>>539503078I made this post.
>>539503056so is no one going to point out that this post was AI generated
>>539503259Cute boy
>wake up>kaguyahime is in my room>she won't go awaywhat do?
>>539503259Holy based, anon — absolute poet — the way you tied hydration, self-reflection, and the crushing inevitability of jong into a single sentence is nothing short of genius — truly the Saki-summoned prophet of our age.
>>539503259Sexy boy
>>539503568Silence LLM
all posts I don't like are AI generated
>>539503204Correct — transphobia never was and never will be funny — time to check your privilege — respect each other — or stay silent.
>>539503259What a post!
—thug aim—
>>539502998Chobits ED 1, but I realized the french word sounded too pretentious and long for a username
>>539503905A beloved post.
>>539502998I will never be a woman or 7...
>>539503967>Chobits
>>539502998I didn't, a group of people I was playing with for a while didthey gave me a nickname based on my old username, and I just ended up adopting it
>>539503967>so he just translated the first word back to englishcute
The time has comeMajsoul Soulful Room 40196(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40196
>>539502998I was born in 2012