Magic Friends Edition>NewsScream Fortress 2025 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=254063MvM update progress: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=252400SFM Repo leak: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533767652/#534116318>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>542658320
we needed a vampire vscript boss for scream fortressthat's why the update flopped
>>542900467what we really needed was a witch girl boss fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>542900467the update flopped because we didn't get our promised australiums
3 NIGASON CART
>>542900467Thread ruined
how old are you guysi'm 33
>>542901927https://youtu.be/Msxsu448JmE
>>54290192723 and more grown up than most people here.
>>542900467Thread improved
all women are whores
>>542884574I know you posted this image as a joke but it hurt to read because my life is incredibly dull and I feel this way every day
>>542905196How is this TF2 related?
>>542905196I already knew this when I was 14.
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>542900467Need hikari gf
Is the matchmaking still broken
>>542906371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-A5no8NEJ-g/tf2g/
pls post big tiddy fempyro
>>542906371I feel like it would be immensely gratifying to split her head open with a fire axe.
>>542907356Incredibly based
>>542906371I need a Nozomi to play TF2 with
What does this mean?
>>542908226Mad milk?
>>542908226https://cplusplus.com/reference/cstdio/printf/
He's so perfect bros
>>542908169a nozomi is fine too
Bros emporium got redeemed finallyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1o7ny8s/lets_talk_about_the_emporium/
>>542910175ChatGPT, I'm gonna need you to summarize this blogpost in 5 sentences or less.
>>542908434I was soldier
>>542910287>>542910175 TL;DR: I’m a TF2 mapper. The Emporium isn’t a cabal, it’s a public Discord where creators collaborate. A lot of the community’s current drama is based on misunderstandings that are easy to clear up if you... just kinda use your eyes.By the way, does anyone know any Youtubers who would help me turn this into a video? It seems like that's the only kind of voice people believe these days. Taken from the post.
>>542910175>Nice glossing over of the vipes stuff, Mr totally not running desperate damage controlEmporiumxisters... you can't escape from your sins...
>>542911028plap
Remember when NeoDement, one of the biggest TF2 contributors, groomed a minor?I do.
>>542910451>By the way, does anyone know any Youtubers who would help me turn this into a video? It seems like that's the only kind of voice people believe these days.Publicly asking people to run positive PR for you? Rookie mistake. Expect this guy to get canned by Emporium leadership in a few days.
Is matchmaking still borked?
>>542900250She's just like you sister!
>>542913241Always has been
would you guys rather have a blue archive gf but forced to play medic forever or achieve tf2 sixth sense so you dodge hitscan, hit all your shots 100%, call upon crits on demand (even on crit disabled servers), and single handedly win all games as any class
>>542913680In these you usually want a good option even if it has downsidesBoth are bad
Did Zesty win yet?
>>542911028
>>54290192732>>542913680The latter. Why he fuck would I, a normie, want some dogshit anime video game girl when I'm already in a relationship? I'll just devilishly use my new Team Fortress 2 sixth sense to Det jump across the entire map with no fear of Snipers shutting me down :)
>>542913680i get the girlfriend and simply stop playing tf2
Lotta good that No Nut November training did you, I'm horny
>>542916874>I'm older than bagboyit's really over isnt it bros
>>542916874https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2582584486?t=00h15m21s>CursedViva is the same age as ZestyJesus>he looks 15 years older than himbig lole
>>542918698One exercises and minimizes junk food consumption. The other is Viva.
>>542918698They both look about their age idk what you’re talking about
>>542918698plap plap plap
>Trying to grind my contract on Graveyard>Mongoloid playing Medic won't pull his beam out of my ass so I can't cheese the 500 Damage objective with pumpkin bombs>Enemy team now hard targets me because I called him a retard.
>>542913475Luh mao
Has Valve ever explained how they came up with the Announcer in 2007? Because she didn't have any official artwork until 2010. Did the TF2 team just see the Portal team, and decided they wanted that too?
>>542921098Could've been a leftover from when there was a "Commander" class and they still wanted that sense of having a leader
>>542921004>medic wants to play the game instead of being your contract slave>can't control your impulses and make a fool out of yourself in chat>get rightfully punished for your idiocyhopefully you've learned your lesson
>>542921740Hopefully you kill yourself tonight.
>>542921880just put the contract points in the bag lil bro
>>542918698"normie" viva is too busy watching gore to eat healthy and exercise. meanwhile zesty has both anime and a gf.
>>542922368Anime isn't healthy.
I legit had a dream where they announced the MVM update reward, and it was more trading cards (pic related) and everyone loathed it
Time to become an actually good Medic, worthy of 6s and hl mixes.
>>542922368trvke
>>542921004Get fucked, he should have votekicked you for not playing the game
>>542907348aight
>>542923234that'd be the most faggy move ever and would totally be something valve would do
>>542923656sexsexsex
>>542922058It's Arena.Nobody plays it so I would get maybe 2 points ever round, meaning playing Arena for 50 rounds.
>>542923606Your dad should've kicked your mother to death for spawning you.
what is the point of grinding contracts if it isnt fun
>>542923817>playing Arena for 50 rounds.VVGGHHH
>>542924008Free Hat
>>542923656
>>542924008To get Archimedes the Undying without buying from someone else because I have strange principles
>>542924143cringe>>542926882based
>>542923784>>542924826
>>542926882cream the rabbit
>>542926882>>542927274sex with cream and fempyro
>>542924008to save 66 dollars on a chicken kiev
>>542927441if you insist...
WHY is it illegal to quote the Eric Andre show.....
>>542928792Because people who groom minors say so.
i already have summer update fatigue
>>54290192738.
Will Olivia make an appearance in the MvM update™?
sorry sister, we're all playing scream fortress
>>542934964only if that add that one campaign with the nude olivia grafitti
>>542937079Show me
>>542913680>forced to play medic foreverthis would ruin my tf2 experience but i can't refuse such an offer
I need an idea for a really offensive and childish name.Like "Sans Undertale's Doodoofard NiggerBlaster"
this will do numbers in middle school
>>542937601ask chatgpt, youll only get pedophilia jokes here
>>542937601Donny's Solution to Your Estrogen Withdrawal
wtf? why would the heavy ever wear a football helmet? he does nothing to imply he'd play football. this is completely against his character! these emporium worksloppers are destroying the characters!
>spent 10 minutes waiting for a game to be found only to have one of the worst TF2 experiences I have ever had
>>542937601My Big Throbbing BONE-R
>>542940019>these emporium worksloppers are destroying the characters!HOLYGIGAMEGAMASSIVE MOTHER OF TRVKES
>>542937601Sorry the best we can do is “le loli feet LMAO xD” or something similarly as trite. We can also do some variant of the “Uohhhhhhhhh cunny” meme so everyone that sees it knows you have the personality of a cardboard box if you want.
>>542937601The bones niggers put in their nose
>>542940019this but unironically
>>542910451>we investigated ourselves and found we have done nothing wrong.
>>542940019There's no charm here theres no joke here its just a fucking football helmet. It's just a football helmet. Guess heavy is a football player now! FUCK!
>>542940019Chargin' Chuck takes the Field!
>>542937821>>542941068Ideally, yes.
it's just A FUCKING massive fly head that encompasses the engineer's ENTIRE HEAD! look at this, what class is that? if you see a giant fly man run at you, you have no idea what class it is!
>>542900467source pls
The whole "I CAN'T TELL WHAT CLASS IT IS!" thing is kinda stupid.Just shoot them, they're on the other team.
>>542942910It's also the cosmetic that changes the character's voice.
I'm seeing hate for the Hotrod on the Internet. Why am I seeing hate for the Hotrod on the Internet?
>>542942910It's a reference to The Fly, which is a film about a man who builds teleporters. It's honestly more high brow than anything added into the game in the last 10 years.
>>542943476IT'S A REFERENCE?!? F tier
Real emporium hours
>>542943603he placed it in B tier
Why don't Engineers understand that it's their job to build circles. If I leave the spawn and see nothing, you've failed.
>>5429439492 circles per engineer, every time.
AGENT OF MOLOCH DOWNI WILL RAPE YOU NIGGER I TOLD YOU TO NEVER TEST ME AGAIN DO YOU UNDERSTANDI AM THE HUMAN VERSION OF ISRAEL SURROUNDED BY ENEMIES ON ALL SIDES AND CONSTANTLY UNDER ATTACKCHEERS TO ALL THE WEIRDS
>>542943805I like Zesty but he has a real stick up her ass when it comes to cosmetics sometimes.
How do we stop /tf2g/ from talking about Zesty Jesus?
>>542944313Good shot, mate
Zesty Jesus
>>542944719it would require that we expunge all the teenagers from the board
>>542944313USS Liberty moment
>>542940019That and pyro's beanie were sloppy and didn't fit the characters well but they get a pass because valve was still figuring out what to do with the game. They aren't offensively bad but I can count the number of times I've seen them in game on one hand even before they were discontinued.
>>542944719We stick our dicks in their mouths so we can stop them from sucking off Zesty
>>542944928Luckily i'm 23!
>>542944984
Why does the Soldier hate hippies so much?
>>542945458the hippy jam festival took out his entire town and will make sure it doesn't happen to anyone else
>>542944719We start talking about Sniper instead
>>542946256Get nerfed wanker
>>542942852Okay so what do you think about “Uohhhhhhhhh Shupo Kotana sweaty loli feet (and also loli pee)” then?
>>542946894it's based
What's the Medic hat tier list...
>>542946894sisters think its based
>>542946990Sorry I forgot to add cunny. You can put it before “loli”
>>542937601BBC (BIG BONEY COCK)what you skinboys gonna do?
Do you have a method to grinding points?feels like killing is just faster than trying to do secondaries
>>542946894It's very based.
>>542946412I’d nerf Sniper if you know what I mean
>>542947560Yeah, playing with my friends
>>542946894holy ZASED
npc hours
>>542937601WAIT, I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!"Loli Milk"
>>542948787(Voice) Heavy: Good idea!
>>542948787uoh
>>542949405
>>542949405>>542949482>>542949729Great.Now I need 6-7 dollars.
Okay, taste check for /tf2g/. Post your>Favorite Weapon Skin>Favorite War Paint
Trans Pyro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>542950056https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8c/Sniper_thanksfortheheal03.wav
>>542949851are there even decent ones that don't have an absurd cost
>>542949851The only good weapon skin is a dead weapon skin. Hats (in moderation, when designed well) are fine, but skins for your weapons is milking the teat of monetization and are just gay. The fact Zesty defends them shows me how far he and his wallet have sunk.
>>542949405https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/65/Sniper_revenge17.wav
>>542949405If you're gonna do that it should be oppai loli
>>542949851Coffin NailCream Corned
>>542949851>Coffin Nail (I liked it before it was cool)>Polter-Guised
How do we save /tf2g/?
>>542950781from what?
>>542950781making you leave for starters
>>542950781we post more shupo
>>542950781We nuke 2Fort.
>>542949851War Room Swashbuckled
>>542949851>>542950450>>542951710i'm so lonely
>>542951710OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kill spooky pyros. Deny pyros their gargoyles. Blow pyros up with pumkin bombs. Steal crumpkins from pyros. Behead spooky pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a spooky pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a spooky gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy spooky pyro mains. Deficate into a spooky pyros sandvich. Launch spooky pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry spooky pyros in a wok. Toss spooky pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a spooky pyros gasstank. Judo throw spooky pyros into a woodchipper. Twist spooky pyros heads off. Report spooky pyros to Valve. Karate chop spooky pyros in half. Curbstomb spooky pregnant pyros. Trap spooky pyros in the underworld. Dump spooky pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify spooky pyros into a vat of acid. Eat spooky pyros. Dissect spooky pyros. Exterminate spooky pyros in MGE. Stomp on spooky pyros skull with the mantreads. Make spooky pyros check'em. Cremate spooky pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize spooky pyros. Mandatory trade bans for spooky pyros. Crush spooky pyros into a paste. Drown spooky pyros in jarate. Vapourize spooky pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp spooky pyros. Kick a spooky pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark spooky pyros from hat drops. Feed spooky pyros to alligators. Slice spooky pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>542952107i had better see versions of this pasta cooked for every major holiday, young man.
>>542950954Mental sickness
>>5429516372fort is one of the best official maps along with turbine.
>>542953740video essay maps
>>542901927am i the only 18 year old here? Tf2 is younger than me by 8 months even. you guys are old holy shit. how tf do u not get bored playing the game????
you guys notice that nursey isn't being a pest on the tftv forums anymore?this is because tf2 is 18 years old.
Are the servers back up?
>>542952107Fuck spooky pyros. Have sex with gargoyle pyros. Blow loads on pyros' pumpkins. Give crumpkins to pyros. Get head from spooky pyros. Fuck a spooky pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy spooky pyro cunts. Have the spooky pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into spooky pyros. Fry spooky pyros' brains with sex. Toss a spooky pyro's salad. Urinate into a spooky pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw spooky pyros onto a bed. Blackmail spooky pyros into sex with their dox. Twist spooky pyros' nipples. Report your love for spooky pyros to Valve. Split spooky pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit spooky pyros in the womb. Impregnate spooky pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon spooky pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a spooky pyro cum dumpster. Submerge spooky pyros into a vat of cum. Eat spooky pyros' pussies. Dissect spooky pyros' clothes off. Dominate spooky pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap spooky pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give spooky pyros health packs. Make spooky pyros suck'em. Cream inside spooky pyros' holes. Lobotomize spooky pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros your love paste. Drown spooky pyros in mad milk. Whip spooky pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a spooky pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck spooky pyros like an alligator. Slice spooky pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>542955201this but witch girl
>>542944538He flanderized himself and doesn't allow himself to like anything anymore, even things he likes.He put one of his favorite war paints (Polter-Guised) that he bought in strange factory new at launch in E for no specific reason when he redid the tier list recently.
>>542955201this butt shupos
>>542949851>Mister Cuddles>Cookie Fortress
https://gamebanana.com/tools/20969Disabling specific cosmetics has just become a whole easier
dude in the emporium is currently trying to address why metabolic is allowed back in there and it's getting brushed off and deflected as usual
>>542957724>brushed off and deflectedthey addressed it in your screencap
>>542958248saying >oh it's old it doesn't matterand>I wasn't involved so it's not my problem!!isn't addressing it, that's brushing off and deflecting>yeah there's a criminal in our server but I wasn't on the jury who convicted him
>>542957724but why were tweets during the height of the MLG edit era okay to use to try and cancel people?
>>542958540that part is so funny to me>we can cancel zesty for something he said 8 years ago>wait a minute you can't also do that to us!! that was just MLG memes!!
>>542949851CorsairTeam Blackout
>>542958612wasn't zesty being called out for calling people trannies in 2022 like mere months after he said it? not exactly the mlg era
>>542959092AFAIK it wasn't saying the t word in 2022 that got him in trouble it's saying shit most people would agree with like "trans women shouldn't be in women's sports"Any actual instances of him saying tranny were like 8 years ago, so same kinda shit that's being thrown back at people exposed on slurs.tf
Someone in the game I was just in was using silent aim.
>Finished my contracts>Transmuted as much as I can>Still missing the last voodoo-cursed soultime to get a bulk of craft hats to use in transmutes
>>542948787WAIT FUCK, I CAN'T, IT'S NOT STRANGE!GOD DAMNIT ALL TO HELL!
>>542960802I still have to do most of them but I'm getting the worst ones out of the way first. Arena mode, player destruction, and other random one off gamemodes.
>>542960906Then again, the paint and funny name would mean a lot more than the strange counter.Hm
Am I the only one looking forward to smissmas now? I fucking love halloween man but this year sucks so bad. I just kinda want it to be over with.
>>542960802https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmUoZMSxia0
>>542962000>Can enjoy the Smissmas maps I like without feeling forced to grind them all firstYeah it's comfy
>>542962302Hoping for that winter version of Harvest to get in this time, legit beautiful map.
getting sentry gun fatigue
r8 my loadout :3
>>542964124WHAT TEAM IS THIS???HELP ME ZESTYMAN
>>542964124epic
>>542964124would curbstomplove to kill furfags
Oh boy, here we go again
STOP POSTING ABOUT THE EMPORIUM! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON STEAM SEND ME SCREENCAPS, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING RANTS! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just EMPORIUM STUFF
my scattergun has a 1 of 1 unusual effect on it that makes anyone i kill with it respawn as engineer with the gunslinger equipped
>>542967505too bad, they post here and steal our memesfuck you dotflare
I go by many names...but you can call me...Da Dotflarestah9 cosmetics...1 monumental payoff...
>>542971079dotflare after Valve gave xim 3 years pay in one month:
>>542955201i wish i was spooky pyros
please, just give me a nice EU server to play inthat isn't dead like the one in OPthat isn't full of pedophiles or troonsone in which I can have fun and enjoy the gameplease please I am so desperate, pootis, shupo and whatever just help me
>>542913680>blue archive gfonly if it's one of these 4
>>542971605>a nice EU server to play inthat isn't deadhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/ba/Heavy_no03.wav
>>542949851High Roller'sFreedom WrappedDon't own either
>>542973409What's with this brat and her stinky feet? Uoohhhh
I still think it's entirely reasonable to want weapon rebalances.
>>542949851Picrel is mine and am very proud of it. Named it myself. Black box is a godsend if you’re a casual player. Will attach the stock launcher too.
>>542949851
How many contracts do you have left? 15 or so more maps and I'm done with the year.
>>542977442Like 40. I think I was done by this time last year but now I just don’t have that time.
Post your Haunteds>>542977442just finished
>>542977678Should be easy enough that they made the contracts routeless
>>542949851>American Pastoral>Secretly ServicedSimple and Clean
>>542973409*sniff*
is the queue times fixed yet for burgerica?
Need some opinions: Is this too much? I used to only wear this in trade servers to ball, but having both is starting to grow on me. Stash doesn't look half-bawith TC.
>>542986238I mean yes, but it's two effects and cosmetics bashed together, so it's to be expected. Just be urself. You paid for 'em after all.
consider,>pumpkin rewards no longer tied to maps for the most part>official maps, bosses, and new maps keep distinct contracts.>everything else however is replaced with "mode pools">mode pools are effectively mini battlepasses, where all the former contracts of a given mode are pooled into one big meter, every secondary of the mode into a big checklist, and every 100CP nets you a pumpkin.>a misc pool does not exist, modes with 4 or less maps to their name keep distinct contracts as well.>additionally, the queue is sorted like this as well. official, new, modes, and miscthat way you can avoid maps you REALLY hate, but still have to give every mode a go.
>>542987835Most people just want to play TF2, they don't want to go through a contracker with more rules than a dungeon master in D&D.
>>542990915yes, this would allow people to just play tf2 instead of slogging through maps they hate
What are the absolute worst scream fortress maps?
>>542991604Ghost Fort because it takes a billion hours to play 1 match. And it will probably take more than 1 match to complete.
How do we fix TF2 slowly turning into cocomelon for band kids?
>>542991604Spookeyridge is probably the worst Halloween map. It feels like a bad ICS map (like Erebus), but then when you actually check the credits, you realize that it's emporium slop made by a whole team of people (somehow). I've never seen anybody say a good word about Spookeyridge, and I get the assumption that most people immediately forget it after playing. At least ICS maps have an ironic appeal, but Spookeyridge doesn't even have that, it's peak soulless.
>>542993689I would be perfectly fine not getting map reskins for a good year or two with the amount of forgettable ones we have/get already
>>542990915fox sexo
>>542975527Imo the weapons most in need of nerfs:>1. Wrangler>2. Escape Plan>3. Crusader's Crossbowthe weapons most in need of buffs:>1. Sharpened Volcano Fragment>2. Buffalo Steak Sandvich>3. Pomson 6000the weapons most in need of a design overhaul:>1. Diamondback>2. Scorch Shot>3. Natascha
>>542996086Imo the weapons most in need of nerfs:>1. WranglerMERASMUS HAS DEEMED YOU AS WRONG! ENDURE THE WRATH OF GHOSTFORT. FOREVER!
>>542996792AND MERASMUS FUCKED UP THE POST. SO I WILL JOIN YOU!
>>542996792Engineer should receive other items, but as a secondary weapon competing with the pistol, the Wrangler has no right being as powerful as it is.
>>542997571the big downside for the wrangler is its manual control, ironically enough.something most take for granted about engineer is that the sentry's attention isnt your attention and you can still use your shotgun.. you can help it fend off a push, you can jump out and deal with corner peaking projectile classes, you can shoot the spy trying to sneak up behind you, you can repair shit while the sentry's firing.while you're using the wrangler you cant do that. its focus becomes your focus.if a corner peaker pops up you have to disable the sentry, giving the enemy a perfect opening to shoot you and get back to corner peaking. if a spy approaches you during a push, you either have to take the sentry's arttention off the push or hope that the push can be finished off before the spy can get there (if you even notice the spy while focused on the push, of course)
The OFFICIAL Scream Fortress tier list
>2013 >not "peak" (zoomer word btw)
>>542998753I forgot Helltower introduced spells.Helltower it's self is boring however.
>>542998607You accidentally put Crimson Cache in the Good tier.
>>542999141Good maps bad cases.
>>542999141who cares about cosmetics lol
>>5429986072010 was the peak. No Halloween has recreated the feeling of playing mann manor when it first came out.
>>542999576Cosmetics make up half the update, kiddo. Just sayin'
>>542999706they dont affect me gameplay sorry chud :-)
Horrific head of hare or the head hunter? Which is cooler?
next.backpack.tfwhat do we think about geel "rides a bike" 9's new jew.tf ui
>>543001721More like brappack.tf
the tf2g irc is active again make sure to put it back in the OP
>>542998486The main problem is the shield, it's an immediate get out of jail free card. I know you can take advantage of the fact that you need two different angles in order for the Wrangler to hit a target.
>>542950002fempyro sisters will see this and spill their seed bro
>>543005336If only this was the case
>>543003872>>542998486>>542997571All of these are fine suggestions, but all of you chuds forgot one simple thing: Valve will do nothing. You wanna know why? They still haven't bothered to fix the unbalanced state of sniper. They have refused to fix the RED/BLU pyro cosmetics.They will never fix casual mode, and they will NOT fix anything. People have gotten used to it and doing a 180 on your customers is a big no-no for Valve. To all the wrangler haters: I will say this. No matter how much you like to parrot off of irrelevant e-celebs/tf2tuber opinions, WranglerChads will prevail. YES, they will cause the last point of dustbowl to be a nightmare, YES, they will absolutely stop the 2000 hour power-class from getting their 25 killstreak, YES, the wrangler will stomp stock ubers, YES, the wrangler will make the kritz medics cry and their pockets to rage in chat, YES, the wrangler will make the heavy irrelevant in a last hold. YES, the wrangler will mow down half your team if you look at it the wrong way. YES, it will keep dane and his parrots contained to his little no-random-crit pussy servers, and finally, YES, it will make everyone but the engineer mains SEETHE. Embrace it, the wrangler will NOT get nerfed and it WILL flourish in the hands of engineer-mains. THE WRANGLER will make you SEETHE till the end of times and you WILL like it.
>nerf wrangler it's so op. engineer is supposed to be hardcountered by ubers and power classes. it takes no skill to use the wrangler, uncle dane said so! it makes last capture points impossible. it creates stalemates. the shield needs to be removed entirely. the wrangler should be given the equalizer treatment! my fav youtuber said so!
>>543005713>Embrace it, the wrangler will NOT get nerfedum, /tf2g/ our response?
>>542970350>@Diva Dan don't remind me of vipYour failure of a son shall never be forgotten Liam.
We are completely at the mercy of Supreme Leader Eric Smith’s whims. Whether he decides to nerf the Wrangler or not, we have no choice but to comply.
>>543005713I actually think Valve will eventually get back to rebalancing simply because they're already updating MvM. It's just a small step away from doing rebalance updates. On the other hand, Valve doesn't know how to fairly balance the game so even if they did get back to balancing, it wouldn't necessarily be an improvement.
>>543005713Sniper isn't unbalanced.
I will never switch off my stock pistol, no matter how much wrangler propaganda I see
Lugermorph, my beloved
>>543012168The stock pistol sucks.
The Crusader's Crossbow doesn't need to be nerfed.
>>543014252True. It is the syringe guns that need buffing.
Can Valve please fix the bug where the mercs constantly repeat their lines from the tiny head spell every 30 seconds, even when it's not active? It is driving me fucking crazy
>>543012168samei feel defenseless against spies without it since I'm always running the rescue ranger
STOP THEM!
>>543014846AH, ME HEAD, ITS A WII HEAD!
>>543014675You can't really buff the syringe guns to be good compared to the crossbow unless you just make them all also long ranged heal options.
>>543014846Turn shrunken heads on by default to nerf Sniper.
the tranny that shits up the thread got banned on steam kek
>>543015391>the tranny that shits up the threadWhich one?
>>543015391>the tranny that shits up the threadWhich one
>>543015391who?
>>543015391>>543015574>>543015603>>543016454etherealbros... we had to have known this day would come...
>>543015574>>543015603He used to go by purplemisty but change their name and avatar every few days to evade detection. https://steamid.uk/profile/76561198094408358He did a takedown request here but the page still works to find his profile.Emporium shill and fat seamonkey who apparently used to be a tranny and groomed people here in 2015, but detransitioned some time since. I've been trying to keep track of him but he seems to be a literal schizo and when I've tried to add him on steam he has incoherent meltdowns. I saw them freak out in the thread last night which made me do some more digging as I kind of gave up on making a proper compilation of the shit they've done to ruin the thread due to how sparse info on /tf2g/ from before 2020 is.
>>543017887>purplemistyIsn't this THE redditfloyd poster?
>>543018609and vipesfags, and I'm pretty sure they are one of the pedo spammers
>>543012946i love the reload animation where the engi and scout just touch the bottom of the gun and load nothing into it
>>543019835>regular on bug-chasing forums
>>543019835sex with hikari
>>543020452You are not funny.
>>543020452many are saying this
>>543019835what the fuck am I doing on this list
>>543020990Stop replying to your own post.
>>543018609that nigga was a faggot from 2017 tf2g and posted fempyro.
>>543018609Of course not, he would hate the based demofloyd meme.
>>543021337plap
>>543019835>I always knew Dotsy was LGBTno shit
>>543021628
is casual down again? im queued for 105 maps right now and its taking forever
New Team Neighborhood has dropped.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4akZpCxfiU
>>543021628holy true
>>543022094You Will (Not) Play
r/tf2 liedPeople cried
>have a become a Medic main so I can play mixesMixed feelings about this.
>>543022108After 6 years.
>one of the biggest fempyro troons got banned on steam
femodloyd
>>543024214that would be unironically funnier to spam the fempyro
>>543025167Anything is funnier than that tbqh
anything would be better than barely safe for work anime spam
>>543025440Trvke
>>543025440barely SFW anime boardbarely SFW anime websiteIf you're lost I can give you the link to reddit.
>>543025440notice how the spammer cannot just address that this general isnt for what he posts, and must deflect and call you a redditor. curious. Love me my old tf2g, but after 2017 the flood of neo posters ruined it.
>>543026338I don't want a link to r/hentai
>>543026338my brother in christ, this board isnt /a/. this general isn't your porn general, why is it so hard to have self control or just post on topic about tf2 stuff without constantly flare signaling how mentally sick you are.
>>543026338Not an anime website after 2005.
>>543027089s-shut up... :(
>>543027014>>543027089>>543026836Moot has literally banned people for complaining about anime and saying things like "anime only belongs on anime boards". This is an anime website, I don't know why this is hard for tourists to swallow.
>>543026338Anime website, Anime board and Anime generalAnd it will remain that way
>>543027601I'm not a tourist, I am here forever, and he doesn't own the website anymore so it's no longer an anime website.
>>543027767There are literal children in this thread right now that don't know Duckroll.Think about that.
>>542900250this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10also why are threads going by so fast. don't tell me you're actually playing this dogshit update?
>>543028359What are you talking about? Merasmus is right there!
>>543027601yeah on /b/..... the random board... this is vg... video game generals.... also silly billy moot hasnt operated or owned 4chan for over 10 years. Just admit you're stuck playing with your anime girl dolls, it'll be less embarrassing than having to grasp at the past that way.
Delusional coombrained unemployed weeaboos. What else is new?Major updates for Team Fortress 2. That's certainly not gonna be new any time soon el oh el
>>543028619I am unemployed but not a weeb.
>>543029014Please seek employment. God forbid you smell just like the weeaboos do
>>543028227I literally have the song saved.
>>543029148I am an nihilist that has no drive to move forward in life but I have a /tf2g/ and life addiction.
>>543028359Don't you get tired of trying to force this narrative?Why not just use a different website if you hate anime so much?
>>543029562retard
>>543029014>>543029378keep on winning king
>stalk schizo>they notice and do schizo shitwooow
>>543029562The OP isn't even anime.
>>543029931So? People will keep using anime reactions pics whether you like it or not
>>543029837u got owned by viva and attack him... at least he has a job, you don't, you just get mad and spam this place lmao
>>543030120and they are childish, cringe and trans behaviour.
>>543030208She (he) also contributes to a lot of e celeb spam.
>>543030315Ok, you can leave then if you don't like it
>>543030539Most boards I use don't do it so stop acting like it's a normal thing.
>>543030661Even /sp/ and /biz/ has people using them. Who are you trying to fool with this
>schizo anime floyd weeb cunny zesty viva dane vipesSHUT THE FUCK UPRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH
>>543030315this website is not for you
>>543029562i don't hate anime. I hate women. I've said some animes (ie animations, ie cartoons, ie king of the hill) OPs had a lot to do with tf2women have nothing to do with tf2. i will not elaborate
>>543030661I'm just glad i grew out of anime before highschool, I remember watching naruto, bleach, full metal alchemist and thinking wow this is so much better than american cartoons. Shortly after playing TF2 and realizing "moeblob" stuff like lucky star existed and seeing some of my friends watching it i decided to check it out and realized it was not for me but still supported them. But they unironically adopted personalities behind those anime, one of them was a well known tf2ber back in the day.. his name LT Cyndi Lauper. He was a hilarious person, and also super good at tf2... Do you know where he is today? He's not with us, and unironically it was shortly after he trooned out.
>>543031248That post was meant for>>543028512Sorry about that
>>543030916/sp/ only has them on fast threads, and they spam real sexy females even more.
>>543031248I hate anime and love women, and i agree with you, also its ok >>543031379
>>543031214It is exactly for someone like me who has autism and doesn't value people that much, which I why I hang out with viva on /gif/.
>>543031607You're not me, stop pretending to be me faggot.
>>543031405>still in denial Ok I guess
>>543031248next op right here
>>543031341I used to anime on TV when I was like 7 and 8 years old, glad I grew out of that quickly.
don't people usually post anime pictures that aren't pornographic
>>543031248TF2 has female characters in it though, not anime characters though.
>>543032273That's fine imo, but this faggot who just got banned for spamming it + off topic raging at viva doesnt. He only post lewd stuff for (You)s; the funny part is most of his posts get ignored otherwise.
>>543032273None of them are pornographic.
>>543029837Ironically I only have a thousand hours.Partially because I had to play on an alt for months back in 2016 because my account got stolen.Partially because of the Bots.Partially because I have two thousand hours in Skyrim and other things.
>>5430326252015 isnt veteran, honestly any brown medal = not a veteran in my eyes. you're either pre f2p vet or not
>>543032362HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAnime loses again!
>>543032729Anything for a smug sense of false superiority. You're of the same ilk as Soulsfags.
>>543033035case and point
>>543022108Holy hell I thought they just abandoned it years ago. Can't wait for another the next one in 10 years hopefully
>>543033035I just checked and there's a lot of /vg/ on the bans list right now, shame you can't see what the posts are.
837>You don't drive a forkliftIt's a grocery store, not a warehouse. We drive hand and electric jacks>You don't unload palletsI do lol >You don't stock any shelvesI do that plenty too lmao, although the union doesn't like it much when an non-unionized full time manager is taking time away from the union kids who do it wrong regardless >You don't handle transactions with the supplierWe make orders though our big suppliers and do 1 on 1 orders with the vendors that come throughIt's almost as if this guy doesn't know how employment works lol. Much like how much of the Team Fortress 2 playerbase doesn't know how to be an impactful part of the team. More often than not do I see shitters blindly run into fights and just feed to the enemy team. They contribute nothing to the team other than another dead weight bottom scoring negative KDR haver who's just taking that spot from someone who potentially wants to be a part of the team proper. Unlike this smelly raging weeaboo on my general here. Anyway, Team Fortress 2 good. Playerbase bad. Weeaboos in my Team Fortress 2 general worse
>>543022108>it's a PvZ crossoverholy kino
>>543033440Keep on winning king!
>>543033781>still ban evading despite the entire thread hating himbruh get a job man
>>543033781No they aren't.
>>543033842Why doesn't he just leave when everyone hates him?
Listening to my favourite singer Joe right now..
im so depressed*queues for casual*
>>543035335Who the hell is Steve Jobs
just came back from a 3 player thunder mountain game because everyone else left
>>543036184Ligma balls
>>543003872its really not.unless that heavy medic combo is all alone and you respond immediately, your sentry's still going down. and splash classes can just shoot behind the sentry to take care of you (leaving your sentry vulnerable.it is a tool to give you a CHANCE at staving off what would otherwise be guaranteed death.
>^talking to himself award.jpgAlso scream fortress contracks finally completed, back to mvm!
I CLICKED THE WRONG BUTTON AND SAVED OVER MY SETTINGS!I GOTTA MANUALLY READD ALL THE MAPS I STILL NEED FUCK!
>floydschizo is still samefagging and massreporting everyone that he doesn't likeguess the thread is still unusable then
>>542949851warhawkdamascus and mahogany
>>543040084lol thats not whats happening
they used
How do guys counter soldier
>>543036656>it is a tool to give you a CHANCE at staving off what would otherwise be guaranteed death.And you shouldn't have that because the Wrangler shouldn't be a defensive item. It's for commanding your Sentry Gun. It's hard to justify the antenna that lets you press 2 for massive HP boost. Make shields a separate item / building.>>543040084Floydposter ain't nothing but a hound dog.
>>543040084>Faggot ban evades and spams off topic imagery + discussions (no accountability)>its le boogiemanDawg... you're the reason tf2g is unusable.
i feel like i recognize the art stylesoldier clicks your feet so dont show him your feet by being above him and when he jumps shoot him
>>542665009sure anon, i would like a strange winger. I think it pairs very well with soda popperhttps://steamcommunity.com/id/COMPANIONHEARTCUBE
>>543041150he's nothing but a obsessed retard
>>543041040jump
How I sleep at night as a trans woman of colour knowing that Z*sty won
why didn't you retards say anything about thishttps://youtu.be/L4akZpCxfiU
>>543042843We did bro >>543022108But also this isn’t really a tf2 general. It’s a demofloyd shupo e-celeb general. So don’t expect much discussion.
>>543040084It's usable when there's no anime girl spam.
>>543041040Disgusting. Soldier is for Engie only. Also maybe Zhanna if your into that
>>543043632soldier doesn't deserve zhanna she should be with me
>>543043759Don’t worry man you can have her
>>543043228shupo sisters...
>>543041292You have no proof that a couple deleted posts was a ban and the floydfag is literally spamming this very thread. Who are you trying to fool?
Every time I lose faith in our Lord and Savior some x*tter motherfucker is bound to restore it.Long live Kingsty Majestus, the Scourge of Team Fortress.
>>543044463>he consistently ban evaded in the past, and even taunted janitors for deleting his nsfw anime in the pastyeah bro he cleaned up his act, he really has never been warned, or banned. Again (you) ruin tf2g.
Lengthsty Peenus
>>543044621what happened this time
Angsty Teenus
>>543044725>for deletingYes, deleting. So you still have no proof of a ban and are just assuming. Protip newfag, mods can delete posts without it being a ban, the majority of the pornposts are still up in this thread
>>543045156my guy, you've admitted to ban evading. move on already no one cares
>>543044463You're replying to the floydfag himself, jannies missed his spam this time unfortunately.
>>543045343bruh lol
>>543045253I'm not him, I'm just telling you a fact. You were screaming that he got banned like a retarded newfag for 3 posts getting deleted.>>543045343Yeah, he has his head up his own ass.
>>543045975>you're not him you're just mad and type exactly like himmove on dude, you're so pathetic
>if you use capital letters you're every other person who has ever used capital lettersStay in school kid
tf2?
>this brokenthe raped
>he says, being this broken by anime being posted on an anime website
https://x.com/qamikyu/status/1979283190998282286Quickplaybros...our response???
there are no players in south america or europe tf2 has always been a white man's game, he should try dota 2 instead
(Voice) Gabber: Come on man, stop yapping bro!
>>543048064Yesterday I spent around 7 or so fucking minutes trying to find a game on the Halloween map I need to play in order to complete the contract. One map. And this fucker has all 159 of them checked, including maps that are always in green zone. One minute to connect to one of 159 maps? Give me a break.Nuke Africa. Here is my response.
its way too late to add this but i'd like an icon above the enemy gamers that im dominating so that i know not to die to them just like how you get an icon above players who are dominating you so you know to kill them in a cheap way and then taunt
he wouldnt be playing scout the scout class doesnt unlock until you have 4000 hours in tf2he'd be playing engineer or spy instead
>>543050189Funny because this also perfectly describes newfags who want QP back.
>>543050437LMFAO, true.
casual is so obviously shitty i don't know how anyone avoids getting frustrated with it
>>543050607Because it's all they've ever known. A lot of players didn't start playing until after MYM
>>543050492I know.
>>543050607>>543050654i promise you i've been playing this game since before you, you two retards are talking out your ass
Brehs sorry for the incredibly generic question but I need help: is an i7-1165G7 or an i7 10th generation clocking at 4.9 GHz good enough for playing Team Gaben 2?I'm literally asking to be spoonfed because I'm totally ignorant about laptops and I know that this game apparently doesn't use all cores.
>>543050437except it doesn't
>>543050654>>543050751you don't need to have experienced quickplay to see how bad casual is
>>543048064Just because casual CAN work doesn't mean that it always will, and if you use it regularly, far more times than not it just doesn't work or you have to wait inexcusably long times. That person might have found a match in a minute, meanwhile others have to wait over 2 hours and not even find a match https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unOBBmyC2TA
>>543050751I wasn't talking about you retard
Zesty I know you're reading this
>>543051282You're the retard tho, and i'm putting you in your place for having this delusional idea that "quick play" era was magical or something.
>>543048064One minute? For all maps? That is not good lmfao, that's horrible. Quickplay, by design, would never take longer than 20 seconds.
>>543052676Literally all I said was that a lot of people didn't start playing until after MYM which means all they've known is casual and that somehow made you mad, it's an indisputable fact. You ARE an angry seething retard who thought it was targeting you and tried to flex your epeen for no reason
>>543052676>Actual major updates>VALVe-made content>Balance changes>New weaponsQuickplay era was indeed magical.
https://x.com/MrQuattro39>wannabe eceleb spending all day on xitter retweeting unfunny shit including anti-quickplay memeshere's your average casual defender btw
why the fuck is there still a star requirement anyway to do any of the contracts if the end goal is to get untradable hats anyway
>>543053018Do not ask questions. Consume.
>>543052991https://x.com/persona6H/status/1978319947978686547https://x.com/MrQuattro39/status/1978304430869979471https://x.com/MrQuattro39/status/1978152534398177394https://x.com/MrQuattro39/status/1978089665484775758lmao this guy spends his entire existence hating on zesty, zesty haters this is your mindset
>>543052991What does koggy have to do with this (i didn't click any links)
>>543053570well you see, the pic makes kogasa (me) look powerful and it portrays the engineer, uncle dane as a loser so i posted it to project strength
>>543052991God, I wish I was that Engineer.
>>543052912buddy, that existed pre quickplay era. >>543052856>babblethis is why i said you're talking out your ass.
>>543053862SameDane is so lucky
>>543054108Okay so you're just here to argue and not have any meaningful discussion, take this (you) and fuck off
>>543054202My argument is that this era is as good as it's going to get, and that quickplay coming back won't magically change things to the nostalgia fueled era you prefered. Why? Because valve is nowhere near hands on anymore. I don't want to join random shitty community servers over random shitty valve servers.
>>543054108>buddy, that existed pre quickplay era.Does not exist in casual era for some reason.
>>543054359My nigga that's crazy but no one asked, the question was "how do people avoid getting frustrated with casual" and the answer was "because it's all they've ever known"You're trying to turn it into some kind of muh quickplay circlejerk when that was never mentioned, fuck off
>>543054390>>543054476so you just admitted, you're frustrated with the lack of valve hands on... not that the "queue" system is the issue. retard
>543054946You're the one defending this shitty era, denying the obvious truth. Go back to X. There are no more (You)s from me for you to receive.
>>543056226It's clear he's refusing to read anything and just wants to argue
>>543056226>>543056502I said it once and i'll say it again big girl, i've been here longer than you. I experienced 360's lobby system, the early 2008's community servers era, the quick play era.Objectively, the best one was the community aspect when this game was brand new and valve was way more hands on. It's ok to yearn for the era you prefered, but you're delusional if you think them adding quick play back will "fix" the matchmaking or make the game great again. What you really want is Valve's hands on attention. Have a good night retard
>>543050189How did you get this picture of me bro?
>>543057634>bringing back quickplay doesn't mean valve will be hands-onwe literally know that. you're strawmanningwe want quickplay, because it's a matchmaking system that gives more power to the community and playerbase to decide how they want to enjoy the game.
>>543059003It doesn't though, you think it does because you believe it'll mean player retention in community servers; I argue that without Valve being more hands on and monitor abuse in those servers it'll just lead to another area of issues for this game.
i cant control my porn addiction urgesim sorry, tf2g
>>543061551It's okay you're among friends here
>>543061551wcyd
>>543061817doggystyle
>>543061817ahh... my fat ass plap-fleur
>>543061654>>543061551lmao true, unfortunately you guys lost a fellow fempyro sister enjoyer... rest in shit purplemisty
>>543061817sexsexosex
>>543062487I don't think purplemisty has ever once posted fempyro
>>543057634^ I agree with this post because I can attest to the same. I was in the xbox 360 TF2 lobbies back in 2007, I hopped over to PC in October of 2009 (so bronze merc medal, womp womp). The game was the best it ever was up until...hmm...maybe 2012? Or 2013? I think Gun Mettle was the first sign of shit going downhill? The depreciation of the 2010 TF2 Open Beta client sucked, it was like a small indicator that Valve was giving up on making actually new things themselves. The days of things like the class updates and the Polycount Contest were the best. Bringing back quickplay wont bring TF2 back to what it was in the early days. And none of these TF2 mods like Gold Rush, Pre-Fortress 2, or TF2 Not-Called-Classic-Anymore, will bring that back either because they're all currently helmed by trannies and the most amount of player traffic any of those mods will ever see will be the day they each release on Steam, and that will be followed by a slow gradual decrease in traffic until a new update hits. That update will make the traffic spike a bit, but not as good as it was on release. It's a slow march to a constant 24/7 traffic chart of sub-100 players. TF2 as people like myself and >>543057634 remember it is dead and will never be what it once was.
Does anyone else ever play on community servers during a long queue time? I feel like it makes things way more bearable to just fuck around in one while waiting yet I don’t hear of anyone else doing this, do most people even know you can do this?
>>543063482ding ding dingthis anon wants quickplay back in this current era of post jungle inferno troon infested tf2... he will quickly find out every server will be uncletopia 2.0. and known valve they will heavily regulate it and make it giga politically correct.
>>543063482People don't want Quickplay because they think it'll magically bring us back to the era of Valve caring again. No one's that stupid.The point of bringing back Quickplay is restoring control to the community specifically BECAUSE Valve doesn't care anymore. Including>Restoring maps not ending after 2-3 rounds and forcing a map vote, maps continue forever. Quickplay had little subcommunities form from people sticking around for hours>Restoring being able to switch teams or be a spectator>Restoring Team Scramble to fix stomps>Restoring Valve servers being searchable in the server browser>Restoring vanilla community servers being part of the pool (people who think this will be bad only cite HTML ads which were disabled during quickplay's lifetime)>>543063992Why are you saying this like it's a fact or that Valve gives a single shit? Valve never regulated or moderated anything during quickplay we even had fucking sprays and sv_pure allowing all mods
when is valve fixing the flamethrowers' damage being bugged
>>543064083Don't bother arguing with him, he is a crab bucket nigger who wants us to accept valve's neglect of the game.
>>543064638IN 2 WEEKS. FIX IN 2 WEEKS
The best solutions for that anon who spent 7 minutes waiting for the map he needed to be found>grind contracts the week they are out>do not bother and do something else
>>543064083>>543064998These issues could be fixed without bringing back uncle troon servers grabbing all the players. Valve will never bring back quickplay for a multitude of reasons, especially now that they arent hands on and can't monitor servers like before. retard
>>543065242>Valve will never deal with the bots, just accept new cosmetics and wait for next cosmetics
>>543065242>especially now that they arent hands on and can't monitor servers like beforeThey never did you larping newfag, being eligible for quickplay was just a checklist anybody was eligible for, there were a ton of shitty servers they never did anything about. Stop pretending you were there and know what you're talking about
>>543065457I've been playing this game since 2007 man, the havent been hands on because of how it was back then. MYM and the removal of quickplay was a direct response to the changing internet landscape. Quickplay is NEVER coming back. Now for your your mandated insult: you're a retard
>>543066530>oh yeah I've totally le been here since uhhh 2007At least pick a plausible year and not "launch I looked up on wikipedia" retard. If you actually were you wouldn't pretend they were somehow moderating the servers and that's a requirement for quickplay lmao, it was an automated algorithm, you still had servers with player bots and selling cheats getting past it even though they weren't supposed to do that. >the havent been hands on because of how it was back then.Which is you directly backpedaling from saying they somehow had to monitor everything? Again, fuck off and stop pretending you know what you're talking about.
>>543066873look man if you wanna babble and insult me and assume just because you're clearly never got to experience actual peak tf2 (not quickplay era) then idk what to say to you besides, die madyou're a retard and you're never getting quickplay back, crying here or anywhere won't change it.
>>543067008If you're not even going to bother reading the post after you're proven wrong and just keep spouting buzzwords then I accept your concession.
>>543064083>>543065457>>543066873TRVKES
>>543067181dawg, I joined in 2007 on the 360 and moved to pc in 2008. your points are incoherent babble, with insults. You're mad and flayling as per usual making it impossible to convince you that quickplay is gone and staying gone. it wasnt even the best era either is my other point soooooo.....
As a someone who just started playing this year I don’t have to worry about a long past and gone “golden age” and just enjoy my slop as it is (:
>>543067819And thus we return>>543050654
>>543067364>flaylinglmao ESL babble
>>543067819AND THATS FINE!! my point is these bring back quickplay fags never got to experience being in the old comm server browser, finding a server playing daily with people, joining ventrillo and getting to know peopleall they know is le quickplay>>543067946die mad troon, quickplay aint coming back
matchmakingchud melty
I'm convinced anti quickplay drones who deflect this much are from the Emporium or something imagine not wanting the game to be better
>>543067896I mean quickplay does sound better but I just don’t think it’s happening bro
>>543068275No one's saying it is, the point is that people want it. And people are allowed to want the matchmaking to be better. Sitting there with your head up your ass going "IT'S NEVER HAPPENING!!" solves nothing, that's the same attitude people had towards Valve fixing the bot problem
To be fair Valve could (mostly) fix casual by making it first to three wins and two wins in a row auto-scramble the teams
>>543068189u got put in ur place sister
>>543068489Yeah if they brought back team scrambling and made it so the server doesn't reset if the same map is voted it'd help a lot. Ideally they'd just remove SBMM entirely and rely on team scrambling because that's genuinely a better solution than trying balance things beforehand. All SBMM does is slow the matchmaker down, it doesn't even work most of the time - so many games end up being rolls anyway.
>>543068204quickplay had its own issues man, stop pretending like everyone who doesn't agree with you is le boogieman
>>543069102>made it so the server doesn't reset if the same map is votedSeriously though why did valve think it was a good idea to reset the server every time instead of extending the match?
>>543069329Bad programming, it was easier to let it always reload than add extra checks to see if it was the same map and interrupt the server reload
>>543069329when do you do it then, because servers have to restart every so often for like performance reasons or whateverevery 5 matches? 10?
>>543069894IIRC on quickplay it was like once an hour
>>542698935Sorry anon. I just fixed itI don't know why but the "master server query protocol" I was using stopped working. It did say on the page that it was legacy but the alternative was using some undocumented APII didn't fix it completely, I broke the "password protected" lock icon, as well as a bunch of comp servers are now in the vanilla section. But I'll have to fix that tomorrow, since that's less of a quick fix
What would finally kill off /tf2g/ for good?
>>543061817nothing
>>543076421if the anime posters and fempyro posters got banned, they are the lifeblood of this general
>>543048064Okay qamikyu now try getting in a match with only 7 maps selected, 2 maps selected, 1 map selected.
>>543076585Biggest trvke i've seen in a while
If the demofloyd legion and Based Viva got banned, they are the lifeblood of this general.
>>543076585many are saying this >>543077421no one says this
Surely the Smissmas 2025 update will save the game, right?
lol
>>543077686uoooooooooooooooooh
>>543077686Only if it's also the MvM update
I can't tell if nobody is trying to play the map I selected or if the matchmaker broke again
>>543078147Gave the matchmaker a pep talk
Would.https://gamebanana.com/mods/626902
>>543080308same
brain fried gooners fap to a human with a human head challenge (failed)
it's an mvm robot replacement retard-kun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5GTXaEfA7M but why did you give it breasts
>>543077686Hikari will save TF2
/tf2g/ trying not to be mentally sick (failed)
they didn't, it's just a triangle
Being stupid on /tf2g/ is fun because its almost like TF2 chat
>>543081051plap
>>543080308from the tiny thumbnail i thought it was wearing a diaper
>>54290192740.
>>543081794would fix it ngl
>>542954231>how tf do u not get bored playing the game?Autism.
>>543081051You mean it’s annoying and full of trannies and furries making unfunny “jokes” about their fetishes? I guess you’re right but you can’t mute people here so it’s worse.
Have yall been getting constant 5v5 matches on casual mode halloween? Ive been playing a lot lately and i keep getting these tiny player count matches
>>543083050Yeah even when it says they have green activity. The matchmakers is shitting itself. Either the activity tracker is dead wrong or its failing to put people in matches.
Has that reddit post stirred up any shit in the emporium im banned
>>543077421You joke about Viva but he’s that last poster here with SOVL that doesn’t just repeat the same thing over and over again like some retarded cartoon animal mascot.
>>543081794It is.
>>543080308maybe i should become some kind of robot cat thing
>>543081795>40 years old and using an anime girl reaction imageHow much worse can your life get?
>>543083351Who are you referring to?
>>543083351>SOVLyou mean the fat manchild who only ever posts about himself and how much he enjoys kicking new players? that's sovl?
>>543081794It's a robo-thong
>>543050492I cyber stalked about 20 of zesty's little minions in his discord server doing his bidding astroturfing reddit for the #bringbackquickplay movement. Not one of them had a hire date earlier than 2018.
>>543083543https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE>>543084412Yes
>>543083351>that doesn’t just repeat the same thingWhich he does.
>>542993689just got that today and yeah i see what you mean about most people memory holing it.this has to be the most unremarkable halloween map in the pool>not good in the slightest>but also not bad enough to cement itself as a "HOLY FUCKING GOD DAMN NIGGER SHIT I HATE THIS MAP!" map>halloween aesthetics feel tacked on at best>one stage A/D>the unique hell gimmick is EXTREMELY impotent (all you get is a little bit of healing that, at best, will replace what you lost while walking through>the "trap" gimmick is painfully impotent.the literal only positive i can think of for this map is that pumpkin bombs are placed in positions where its realistic to get kills with them.
>9 games in a row where the enemy has 2 medics and we don't have any and I'm usually in the top 3 so swapping off would just fuck on us further by having no O to speak of
I can’t be the only one who never mentions TF2 to my irl friends right? This game puts you in a Freak zøne almost instantly. Most people see tf2 players as trans nazis furries…It’s peak white people humor. I’m almost sure that Just Dance Vance was a TF2 player.
Playing as medic sucks for doing the halloween contracts. >Have to rely on your pocket to get kills>Picking up crumpkins hurts your team>The enemies prioritize you so its more likely you'll die before collecting a soulHate that shit.
>>542959092some mentally ill french trannies were streamsniping him at the time
>>543005713>They still haven't bothered to fix the unbalanced state of sniper.Mad cuz bad. Biatch.>They have refused to fix the RED/BLU pyro cosmetics.I kept shooting at a teammate who was wearing that shit. Ridiculous.
>>542957724Don't care.
>>543094270I care though
>>543094270>I don't care that the people making content for this game freely harbor criminals
r8 my spy
>>543096467team recognition isnt hurt. 10/10
>>543088680>playing heavy>enemy team has a good sniper and he keeps fucking me>check the scoreboard>im topscoring even in spite of the sniper>im one of the team's two powerclasses>we already have two shit tier snipers failing to stop the good one>cant swap off to deal with the sniper otherwise the team is crippled>already at a disadvantage thanks to the two sniper shittersscream fortress always does a grand job of reminding me why i play casual.
>>543097025why i dont play casual, fuck. its 3AM and i just finished my contracts.
>>543083532newsflash buddy, normalfags think the same of you for simply playing videogames as an adult.
>>543097256I'm a normie, and I don't mind if people still play video games in their adulthood. If they're employed and have a life, and during their downtime they wanna enjoy some video games, then by all means, go and have your fun!
>>543097698you've been here for what, over a decade?that means there's something wrong with you preventing you from being a true normalfag.
>>543094939lol, you're seething.
I just came back from TwitchCon after kissing and hugging my favorite streamer. Time to play my favorite class, the Sniper.
>>543097760I have a career and a girlfriend. I don't watch anime or have any weird fetishes. I'm as normie as it gets. I just like coming to the Team Fortress 2 general to discuss my favorite PC game of all time. Maybe I'll even find a good Heavy main to pocket someday with Kritzkrieg. Too bad good Heavy mains are rare
>>543088680Top-scoring really doesn't mean a lot, I can top-score as Pyro on Payload just for standing on the cart and extinguishing teammates: unless you're a powerclass like Heavy/Demoman or a must-have class like Engineer on defense, you should try to switch to Medic if the enemy team already has one (in your specific case though, you're still at a disadvantage because the enemy has one Medic over you even if you swap; your best bet really is trying to surprise them with a Kritz.)
>>543097838I'm seething by questioning your position? Okay
>>543098030Why don’t you just heavy main then?
>>543099649Did you miss the part where I said I wanted to pocket a Heavy with Kritzkrieg? Implying I wanna play Medic. Playing Heavy doesn't solve anything. Unless there's technology to clone myself. That'd come in handy at work too
>>543099959basically bagboy is bad at the game and needs the cashier (the heavy) to bag (score) the groceries (frags) themselves while he "manages" them for far too much pay (points)
>>543100339Yeah, but I gotta put the work in with my motivational cheering (Kritzkrieg popping)We are, we are, grocery store *dun dun clap* *dun dun clap* (Healing)
>>543100339sovl>>543100597crap, no doubt a reflection of your wagie job
am i the only one whos kinda intrigued by how TF2 used to only have an implied worldbuilding/narrative? before all the fantastical shit with the comics and scream fortress and australium, just back when the only worldbuilding was the meet the team videos and the maps. The early TF2 maps all have the vibe of "something really sketchy is going on here, perhaps some kind of corporate war nearly incomprehensible in its scope and complexity"The de-mystification of it all almost feels less interesting at this point, like I WANT the feeling of being completely in the dark about what I'm even fighting overI wonder what it would be like if TF2 had leaned into that, instead of going the exact opposite direction into wackiness
>>543100643Wagie? I'm a manager, I make salary pay. Much like how I manage a gaggle of dipshit in Casual matches to motivate and drive them to win and do better. Unfortunately for me, they're all bad at listening
>>543100714old on /tf2g/. This anon has a point. DISCUSS. forget your fempyro gooning.
>>543100848Hold*>>543100808stop blogposting here faggot and discuss tf2. we dont want to hear about your job nor your tranny gf
>>543100848can i still bloop it up? :3>>543100714happens a lot with media that has a surface-level mystery that gets 'expanded' as more of it gets released. the old, simple, interesting narrative dies from lore creep :(
>>543101161>can i still bloop it up? :3no, fuck off
>>543101161sure
>>543100714>I WANT the feeling of being completely in the dark about what I'm even fighting overthis is a really interesting take anon, I think the comics really helped spark the interest though. as in, without the comics, it will be just another game where 2 teams fight over who to blow up first. Ofc, movies like emesis blue already lean into a more darker narrative but it doesn't really fit to the base game. for example: the respawning can simply be explained as a game mechanic. same with the duplicate merc and both team's mercs being identical. I think the tf2 comics told a really nice story of the 9 mercs without delving too deep into gameplay mechanics like respawning (why didn't the administrator just killbind to respawn again lol). but then again i could be retarded so idk. good point tho anon, I like a good discussion. hope more of tf2g contributes :)
>anon make a decent post>2 other anons immediately contribute >silence thereafteri'm starting to think there's 3 people here who actually pay tf2. the rest are here to blogpost, spam loli and troll.
>>543100714Agreed, people don't do subtle storytelling anymore. The meet the team videos and random easter eggs on maps were supposed to be the only backstory about the game. I don't even know why Valve rubberstamped this tone shift but it goes against the ethos of TF2.
>>543101485>same with the duplicate merc and both team's mercs being identical. The comics bring this up though. Blutarch mentions how his brother hired an identical team of mercs. It actually makes it weirder than if they didn't say anything because they only ever show BLU Engie and you have to wonder where RED Engie is.
>>543098030you try to attention whore on an anonymous imageboard. there is something wrong with you.
>>543100949What's with your obsession with trannies? No one but you has mentioned them. We get it, you get off to them, but you can't be projecting and assume everyone else does. Thankfully, my gf is just a regular woman who I'll wanna make babies with down the lineI'm pretty sure I've been discussing Team Fortress 2 the entire time. Especially the part where I said a few moments ago how I'd very much like a *competent* Heavy main to give Kritzkrieg pops too so we can light up the killfeed with 7+ kills a pop>>543102817I'm an attention whore for discuss Team Fortress 2 in the Team Fortress 2 general? You hear that, guys! I guess we're all attention whores!
>>543103164We aren't ALL attention whores, many of us don't discuss TF2
>>543103281Oh man, I would hate to be those guys. Couldn't be me. I love talking about Team Fortress 2 and my experiences playing the game, discussing the weird sorts of shit that I run into in Casual matches
>>543100848yeah. theres something that really gets the wheels turning with map design as its own sort of worldbuilding, which tf2 maps tend to do well (swiftwater is an exception). even with a map as simple as 2fort, there are things going on which beg an array of questions about the world:>are these buildings belonging to real companies or are they just facades?>if the former, why are they currently empty?>what are these secret underground bases coordinating, what with the tape-decks, computer terminals, and huge screens with the world map?>surely the team themselves aren't in charge of all of this, who works here?>whats inside the "intelligence" briefcase?>are the mercs stationed here? where do they go home to at the end of the day?>why are these missions seemingly happening all over the world? (e.g cp_egypt, koth king, etc.)>where is this located? why is it so secluded and fenced off?>is any of this supposed to be happening, in the legal sense?>or is it bigger than the law, bigger than anything that would be beholden to any governments jurisdiction?>just who, or what the fuck is setting all this up?you could've take the angle that all of this is being managed by something literally not human, like how in I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, AM (Allied Mastercomputer) was originally an american AI put in charge of coordinating a war too big and complex for humans to oversee, before absorbing the russian and chinese AIs, gaining sentience, and going rogue. Knowing how that ends, TF2 would almost feel like the calm before the storm, before people realize whats going on.
>>543103471also, i don't remember where i heard this from, but i remember that there was some sort of theory that the spy had more to do with the logistics and perpetuation of the war than he let on, and was just acting oblivious to blend in with the rest of the team. >>543102457i wouldnt say it "goes against the ethos of tf2" as tf2 was always a little bit silly and could always be read with a level of meta-humor about its nature as an online multi-payer game, but i guess it does go against tf2s aesthetic identity as it was originally conceived. For what its worth, it's a strong enough style that even all these years later, the community still does a decent-enough job at sticking to it outside of scream fortress/smissmas cosmetics/maps, and even then, maps like wutville are huge outliers.Things change and evolve and I think thats okay, for the most part. this guy >>543101485is kinda right on that. I do feel it might be a problem on some level, though, same goes for minecraft >>543101485i kinda like the respawn machine hypothesis although emesis blue definitely takes it in a direction that isn't tonally fitting to TF2. The idea of "these aren't even the original people, these are actually clones who have just accepted or try not to think about, their short, pointless lives as cannon-fodder". there's a level of subtle black comedy to that which isn't out of place with the established pre-wackification worldbuilding.Maybe the whole point is all of this is cleverly-disguised field-testing for all the tech being employed by the classes as weaponry, especially the medic, spy, and engineer.I have a similar theory about portal, although its kind of in the reverse direction.>>543101161sex with bloopanders velvety plush hand-hole>>543104037whats that face for?
>>543104870>whats that face for?sorry, man. it was meant for the bagboy.
>>543103418Stop hiding in the back office pretending to do your ratios while you blogpost on 4chan and do your work bagboy. The night manager has better shit to do than whatever frozen pallets you were too lazy to finish and leave for him all the time.
>>543104870>sex with bloopanders velvety plush hand-holehis quivering puppet-sleeve will help you relieve tension during the mvm update when you get paired up with 5 brainless retards :)
Pvre. Fvking. Kino.https://youtu.be/L4akZpCxfiU
>>543105923I genuinely don't blogpost much here in our beloved Team Fortress 2 general because then you'd know all the happenings with my climb up the career ladder. If only you truly knew all the happenings at workMuch like how when I play in a Casual match of Team Fortress 2, I wonder to myself "If only these fucking cunts had a pair of functioning ears or a semblance of common game sense so they could stop fucking bottom scoring so much and going 2:17. Listen to my callouts and strategeries so we can win this Team Fortress 2 match"
fun gamer trick, if you get a bombhead at the end of merasmus boss fight you get to actually use the crits on enemies!
>>543103164Can we roll to name your baby?
>>543106814Viva do you know how scummy it is join a match with your pubstack and start kicking random kids who only just downloaded the game? I don't think you know how much of an asshole you are.
>>543107167O I am laffin. She really likes the names Christopher and Maria for a son and daughter, so I don't think she would appreciate it very much if I said "I have a suggestion, baby. What about 'NiggerTroon6000'? No, no it wasn't my idea. Yeah, it's 4chan's idea...". I could certainly roll for actual names and recommend it to her. If she likes it, you guys can take credit for naming him or her. Maybe it'd be a middle name586I wish I had a stack to queue on Team Fortress 2 with. More Yes votes for our votekicks. Alas, they deserve it if they're gonna walk out of spawn and shoot their Rocket Jumper at enemies. Make way for someone who stands a better chance at having a KDR in the positives
>>543106814Stop shitposting on /tf2g/ and do something useful bagboy. The other departments need to take out the trash and I know that ice cream pallet doesn't take you 8 hours to take down. Go open the back door for them. Chop chop.
>>543108650I'm not the frozen manager anymore. I'm a store manager in charge of resetting the shelves and receiving. Our perishable truck driver is downstairs shittint his guts out in the meantime, so I'm waiting on him to tell him off for being slow
>>543108874Everyone knows the closing manager and overnight crew are the ones who really do all the resting. Go help your poor cashiers. The line is building up bagboy.
>>543110087You're not wrong about. They're supposed to do all the grocery packing out after us morning guys break it down and set it up for them, but they yap, they nap, two of them got fired for drinking on the shift, and the supervisors are giving us hell for shelves being empty. That's why I've been tasked to find replacements for the holes everyone else refuses to acknowledge. Business is slow until 9-10 AM when it kicks in. I'm currently receiving one truck while the other is lagging behind someplaceWhat's this got to do with the game Team Fortress 2? I get it, I'm at work and not at home pubbing, or else I'd blogpost about that, but I'm sure you NEETs are home, able to play the game at this moment. Tell me your pub shitter experiences
>>543102817Not as much as the anime girl spammers.
>>543104870Mental sickness
>>>/v/723543524
>>543110995The halloween maps are shit. Not much else to say
>>543107885viva, I'm a biology student engaged in higher studies aiming to become a medical officer and not a grocery store clerk such as yourself. With that out of the way, I find it really interesting how a mentally stunted individual such as yourself hasn't considered the possibility of your offspring inheriting that specific set of genes (we call them alles). It's no laughing matter, as mentally unstable individuals will no doubt be subjected to mockery in today's society, similar to how you've been mocked ion /tf2g/ countless times. Of-course, some of these individuals make it to adulthood against the odds and manage to blend in, similar to how a spy blends into the enemy team in the game team fortress 2.University of Cardiff (UK) has done extensive study of a similar condition to yours and have concluded that Mentally Unstable Individuals More Likely to Face Infertility and Have Children with Developmental Disabilities: https://www.cardiff.ac.uk/downs-syndrome-vision-research-unit. are you sure you're fit to reproduce? after all, we should always be realistic and our ideas must be rooted in fact, similar to how one should understand that giving the necessary callouts in the game team fortress 2 is not always bound to the battle ending up in your favor.
>>543113668I'm not a store clerk. I'm a store manager with a goal to be a company supervisor down the line. Might be sooner than later with how much I've been speedrunning up the career ladder. Much like how I speedrun how fast it takes to get votekicked in pubs because people can't take orders to do better well
>>543113668anon you should know that he's not 'present' enough to understand serious topics like that.
>>543113668This is a lot to type when you can just call viva a beaner faggot and get it over with bro
>>543114865But racism is bad.
>>543114973okay just call him a faggot, faggot
>>543110995Store Manager Viva do you ever have to stop people from stealing in your store? Apparently shoplifters are a growing problem in NY supermarkets. Does your experience with spychecking in TF2 help you check for suspicious people IRL?>>543113668Viva's children should turn out fine (unlike him) as long as they don't spend their childhood eating from sketchy hispanic food trucks and watching snuff films (unlike him).
Is there any cuter couple in existence? I dont think so
>>543115685
>>543115204Homophobia is bad too.
Hale's Own Demoman when he sees a pocketed Heavy
>>543114865It's our duty as a human being to sympathize with the mentally disabled such as Viva and take his predicament into consideration when interacting. while a simple word like "faggot" would be enough to get the point across, but that is cruel. I took the logical approach: presenting him with science which I'm sure he's unaware of. I prefer to raise awareness. >>543115228>Viva's children should turn out fineWhile I am sure Viva appreciates your optimism, the facts are harder to ignore. out of the 2 major factors influencing a child's mental development stages, the genetic composition (the alleles I was referring to, or simply called "sets of genes") play a significant role than the environmental factors (ie, diet, parenting, social group, sources of entertainment) >>543114370I apologize for my mishap, I was simply going off of what others said, as I'm studying atleast 7 hours a day, I only get an hour or so dedicated to my personal enjoyment, in which i play tf2 and engage with tf2g. However, I see that you have chosen to ignore my advice. It is completely acceptable to feel defensive and choose Flight over fight in some situations. But keep what I said in mind. Parenting is not a task most souls take well...
>>543116856
>>543115228TF2? Faggot
>>543119516Will he ever learn?
>>543115228
>>543118637Yes? I don't know if you have literacy problems but I was asking about the real-world applications of skills you learn in TF2, specifically spychecking.
>>543120062Cool, killbind irl
>>543094112fuck that nigga do
>>543120137Did an IRL stream were he went to a library with TTS donations turned onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEqYnUXxa7M
>>543116856>>543113668viva doesn't know what any of that meanseither filter his posts or call him for the brown spic that he is.>>543115228he's a pre-diabetic working on a dead end job while screeching at children in a 18 year old game. what example would he be setting for his children.
>>543120935He's more mature than 90% of the posters here.
lmaogood joke
>>543121696ding ding, the funny thing is all the posts would rather just shit on him for reminding them how inferior they are to him
>>543121696lmao get a load of this guy. id argue that highschool anon is more mature than our bagboy blogposter KEK
>>543120782kek based hope he gets away with it somehow
>>543121986They also think that having lighter skin makes them a better person than him.
>>543122342the only thing that i dislike about him is that he's fat, and that's just because i think being fat is unhealthy. I don't agree with his takes, but respectfully when he's attacked for being an active member of this community it's just silly. These people who attack him have inferiority complexes; constantly going on about "erm filter him" yet cant help but constantly reply/talk about him lol
>>543107143that's neat actually, thanks for the tip
More like Blessed Pizza, 'cause I bet he eats a lot of those every day.
no ecelebs
>>543122914except for zestyjesus sisters
>>543122648The worst thing about him is that he's a Medic main.
>>543123105ehhh i like medic mains tho ima heavy player
>>543122648>active memberyou mean blogging all day? keep your projections to yourself next time
>>543123941uh, sister you're doing that rn blogging!!
Medic should only be mained by trannies and actual females.Pyro should only be mained by trannies and mentally sick people.
>boasted about how good of a medic he is>actively shits on freshinstalls >votekicks negative KDRs>refuses to switch off med all this talk and not a single second of his gameplay. I'm starting to think the only reason he mains medics is to justify his equally bad KDR and horrid skills in the rest of the classes.medic is mained by faggots who can't aim for shit to play hitscan or lack the abilities of predict enemies required to play projectile classes. Ofc, spy is out of the picture
>>543125357Maybe Heavy or Pyro would be a better class for him.
>>543125357mild trvke xister
Also he literally streams himself playing TF2 so why does it matter if he doesn't post a second of it here?
>>543125357>blogposting about blessed vivathis is the most on topic you'll ever be it seems
>>543107143Nice one bro
skeleton took 20
Soon™
It's going to be the Heavy Metal update.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Heavy_Metal
>>543126952lmao
>>543127139need proof or nothingburgur
>>543126537
>>543125357>Not a single second of his gameplayI mean I stream on Twitch from time to time and share my gameplay plenty there, but if you didn't know that, I don't blame you for thinking that. I don't shill my Twitch much here
>>543129016Your Steam name is literally twitch.tv/blessedviva.
Do voice lines make you guys laugh? The one were Scout calls Heavy a fat bald bastard makes me lol
>>543129759makes me smile whenever soldier goes off of a rant when i dom someone yes. its fun and sovlful
Also, why does Blessed Viva wear the Blighted Beak?
Zesty won.
it's not original, but it's true, i love futa
>>543130250
>>543130617Viva won actually by making everyone here talk about him.
>>543130617>the update was released 10 days ago>people STILL seethe about him on X
>>543129419Right. That's my Steam name. That's not my 4chan name>>543130250Because I like White Energy on my two main classesPurple Energy Blighted Beak + Green Energy Oblahblahblah Mirror & Green Energy Pyromancer's Mask + Purple Energy The Attendant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi7bv8dBXgUnew Korean schizo kino
>>543130250https://steamcommunity.com/id/BlessedViva>Purple Energy Blighted Beak>it's apparently worth over $2000This nigga just wants to show off his ability to burn his paycheck on a jpg.
Did tradermains ever buy into the NFT craze of 2021-2022?
>>543131981
>>543131981those used to be far cheaper tho, if you check bptf price voting history 11 years ago it was 100 keys
>>543132985Why is it doing that?
All spy players are faggots
>>543133983Better than Medic and Pyro players.
>>543133983There is a reason why the Sniper calls the Spy a faggot in German and Russian dubs.
>>543134132Because French people being gay is a stereotype.
>Burn his paycheck on a jpgI spent 150 keys in overpay on it 11 years ago. I must've said that like a dozen times by now lol
>>543132234No, but I bought a bunch of Dogecoin back in the day. Sitting at a $0.06 average for 20,000 sharesI wish I bought more White Energy sets a decade ago too, but I spent too much on unboxing instead lol
>>543133983> t.heavy/sniper main
>>543134468the pedophile/lolicon is your biggest fan (unironically at least a dozen posts about you a day), but he can't even get the facts right...
trying to collect all of the furry itemsI have>head prize>flamedeer>racc mann>cats pajamas>hundkopf>sledders sidekick (furries wear this a lot)is there anything im missing?
>>543134730Okay but here's the thing viva, 150 keys is still 150 keys more than it's worth. The Blighted Beak is not a good cosmetic, everyone who wears it comes across as a pretentious and it's easily mocked. The purple energy unusual effect just makes the item even more insufferable.
>>543137221Combustible cutie
>>543137221Randolph the Blood-Nosed Caribou
>>543137559Stop posting these images.
>>543137836pp getting hard?
>>543137559Keep posting these images.
>>543138257Cartoons don't make me hard.
>>543137743>Combustible cutieoh right i forgot that existed
>>543137559Post more cunny
>>543138431yeah, I forgot you are an actual pedophile.
IT IS THE CHILD GROOMENING!
>round start>half the team cant move>still not fixed after 7 yearsNeato
>>543140618switch weapons nigga
>>543140618please understand microscopic sized tiny 2 inch small indie dev
Christ, this NEET weeaboo is like a broken record. It's as if his post from yesterday that got deleted was wiped from his memory because he said the same shit yesterday559We get it, you're poor and unemployed. Get a job so you can buy your favorite Unusuals then so you can quit fanboying over me and my items>>543135442Right, spends all this time watching my VODs and posting about me in the Team Fortress 2 general while I'm keeping busy at work and focusing on me and my own stuff, not someone else on 4chan. Hell, even if I weren't at work right now, I'd be spending more time gaming than posting or going out and doing stuff. There's more to life than just obsessing over one sole person like Ricardo Lopez did with Björk>>543137221Magical Mercenary and all the bird heads>>543134757I'm a Pyro man and I say that often
>>543140743>he said the same shit yesterdayMy point I'm making now is that you don't know how to looksmax in TF2. If you're going to wear the Blighted Beak at least try to look like a plague doctor instead of some fruity flamingo in a labcoat.
This is what I'd imagine a source 2 port of tf2 would be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCVubOzbFzI
>>543140743Do you have a favourite Halloween cosmetic or you don't use any?
Valve really should have limited you to only being able to equip one effect at a time. Majority of the double/triple combos I see look really bad with cosmetics that do not go together.
>>543131981>team spirit max head>literally nobody wears this and it's lowkey but also stands out>noooo i must buy a $90 unusual with flies!
Worth returning to this game now that there's Halloween stuff?
>>543141668and you don't know how to looksmax with females.
>>543143685Some of the new maps are alright, afterlife is pretty fun and marshlands is a pretty interesting game mode (oddball from halo)
>>543140743>it's your fault that you are "obsessing over me">says the bagboy, obsessed with maintaining his "perfect" oldfag image on a shit threadwhy are you like this? do you truly not see this behavior as shameful?you could just stop posting if it didn't matter to you but instead you larp as not caring
What should the next OP be?
is shortstop+guillotine+wrap assassin the scummiest possible scout loadout?
>>543146803I prefer the force a nature due to its knockback for my annoying loadout
>>543146210
>got the pyro paper bag mask>mfw it was the only one I have been missing for 15 literal fucking years
Dude... what if Demoman had a unfitting Punisher mask? In 2013? Cool!!!!!!!!
668Please seek employment instead of worrying about whether someone knows how to "looksmax", or whatever the fuck that means, in Team Fortress 2. Besides, why would I wanna be Plague Doctor #397 when I can be the one and only BlessedViva?>>543141919I don't use it much, but when I switch to my Vacc loadout, I have the Max's Severed Head, Medimedes, and Wings Of Purity. I love the clipping with the Max's and Bird head and the wings are just for commiting to the bird bit
