Previous: >>545861724>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Matikanefukukitaru (3* Alt), Riko Kashimoto (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m11/11 - Balance Adjustments AKA Umamusume 2https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/13 - Legend Races11/16 - VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600m11/24 - Story event>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owner)
Teio!
>page 5
Suck my futa cock toreina
1 week (minus two days of waiting for patch to drop) is not enough time to prep for CM5.
>>545874658just reuse some of your cm3 umas if need be
you unironically need to lose CM once to become a better Toreinaotherwise you will end up like Teio on high roll career run
>>545874658i honestly dont care anymoreI'll just ship them with the expectation of getting to B finals
Dober waiting room...
Damage reporthttps://poal.me/s4hr0lhttps://poal.me/s4hr0lhttps://poal.me/s4hr0l
STOP THE COUNT
>>545874658I did this cm the throw the shit on the wall tactic. If it sticks it sticks if it doesn't, then who cares. I'll just reuse Cancer umas and thats it.
>>545874740I tried to lose. This was my CM1 Oguri and whatever SMaru was passable in three borrows from Aoharu.
Are you rolling for the BIG uma on patch day?
>>545874658Your CM3 Umas can beat S rated Aoharu Umas, it's no problem anon
>>545874941>sprinteryada
>>545874941
>>545875010I don't like this smile, it's almost like it hides evil intent.
Where can I learn how to get start on self AI gen porn for Uma?
Gyaru SEX
>>545875010my favourite poster is the one that posts this image massive info dumps for CMs that are 100% correct except for one or two points that are blatantly wrong
my TP capped again...nope. still not playing
>>545875092The only evil intent is seeing this and [Triumphant Pulse] as you approach the finish line...
>>545874772I'm a touch upset they released aoharu when they did. I was too busy playing it and forgot to tweak my team.
>>545875184It's okay we love flatliners here
I forgot that good chunk of JP uma fans are like 40-50+... the infamous mcqueen pfp guy actually watched mcqueen career live and laughed when rice shower died... the grass saikyou guy that sometimes tweets in english also followed grass career when he was alive and has many self taken photos of grass...
>>545875092There is no evil intent
Do you remember...when sundays were MARVELOUS? has your enthusiasm waned?
>>545875184fuck you jasci
>>545874941Not rolling until KB rerunMaybe 100 rolls if I pull Riko for free
Digitan LOVE
>JRA hall of fame inductee >2 times JRA horse of the year, world's highest earning racemare of her time >won Japan Derby as a filly, a feat that has never happened in 64 years, never since and probably never will >belongs to the prestigious 7 G1 wins club, which only select few are a member of: Symboli Rudolf, Deep Impact, Gentildonna, Kitasan Black, and TM Opera O >her anime counterpart is a generic tomboy who achieved nothing but being an accessory for Daiwa Scarlet Why did the anime did Vodka do dirty? Had she released today, she would be treated with the same dignity as the likes of Rudolf but now she's stuck as Daiwa's chongyun forever.
>>54587494I will since i have enough for a spark but i just hope it doesn't come to that
>>545875210I really wanted to crush an oguri or two in the finals but my opponents were single ace summer maru debuff slop and some soulful team with OG Spe that I probably made cry.
>>545875264can you link the grass one? All I now about IRL grass is that infamous fat photo in the snow.
Ogrui it's too tight I can't pull out
>>545875327in 2 weeks for sure
>>545874941>>545875420Fucked up quoting
Soon. Very soon.
i can't wait for the balance patch so umas stop being afraid to move more than 5 meters from the rail
i do this (i am mr hashin)
sorry mambo but i'm gonna skip today
>>545875651I'm not sure I've ever seen a Laisu podium CM finish posted on /uma/, I hope you get lots of wins with her bro.
Why...
with CM over I can finally do non-serious run againlet's see what Doto career is all about
Getting all these plats makes me a little nervous. I think sooner or later the pendulum will swing and I'll start having a losing streak in this game. I hope that before I lose my winning streak, I'll get a platinum at the Virgo Cup, since that's my zodiac sign. After that, I'll be able to lose with peace of mind.
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>>545875840skill issue
Are there any other Kitasan tier cards that I need to save for or can I finally roll for my oshis?
What's your plans for the Ooniger outbreak? How do you deal with them? It's mile race. They WILL have enough stamina.
>>545875171Setting up a comfyUI enviroment is too much of a hassle for lower quality slop. I pay novelAI for my slop.
Alright I finally got a good Taiki run
>>545876036>lvl 3 uniquetry again
>>545875985They won't have enough stamina, especially if 2 oonigers are on the field
>>545876036Even though you get way more skill points it feels like it's not enough...
>>545875972You can roll for your oshi Christmas Oguri, nothing more
>>545876036Deck for reference please
>>545875820I didn't. A lot of her second place finishes were wins robbed by Rudolf
>>545875264Can you post both of them? I want to kinda know what these ojisans playing umamusume think.
>>545875972aint NTR supposed to be the next ubercard?
>>545875149fake god killed
>>545876205I just copied some anons S Maru deck that was posted here
>>545876295More like uber skip
>>545875417Wait for her adaptation. They're bringing in umas from her era, it's soonTM.
>another CM in just a weekGLOBAL KEEPS ACCELERATING MADE IN HEAVEN!!
>>545876348How...Do you just camp wit for bubbles?
>>545875862>with CM over I can finally do non-serious run again
Who is the Faker of umamusume?
I got an Uma deckit's in jap, I can't read
>>545876605The Faker as in the GOAT?Oguri Cap (as in peak) in the game, Symboli Rudolf in the anime.
>>545876520I mostly spammed bubbles that had cards on them early game to get friendship gauge up. I spammed wit and speed in classic and senior with spirt bursts on power and stam
>>545875264>>545876262Grass Wonder guy https://x.com/T_WONDER_H/McQueen guy https://x.com/URI_Finals
>>545876504Are you ready for the year 2 skill changes to drop on 1st anniversary (in 4 months)?
>>545875264>mcqueen pfp guy actually watched mcqueen career live and laughed when rice shower diedWhy are kachow fans like this
>>545876716in real life
>>545876348huh, you can hit that without a single power card?
>>545876845Secretariat
>>545876196I don't want her because they're going to call her Holiday Oguri.
a familystart onenow
>>545876816that will NEVER happen
>>545875972there's not really anything as long lasting until fine motion rerun
G-guys?
>>545876686>Can't read the cards>Can't play with anyoneLol even
>>545876749That ojisan Grassfag can draw some really cute Grass.
>>545876919>no new
>>545876919i hope you die in agony you stupid faggot
>>545876867Training effectiveness is goated in Unity Dober and Kita have 15 Biko has 20 and that FM has 11
>>545875862>CM is over?
>>545874571Lucky toreinas!https://files.catbox.moe/enu0si.jpg
1 hour and 15 minutes until a new dayhow lucky do you think you'll be today torena?im gonna get 5 ssr cards in the free pull, just you watch
>>545876919Enjoy your MLB Rice you can use her for uhm uhhhh 1 CM.
>>545875264>mcqueen career live and laughed when rice shower diedkek what a HERO
>>545876919lollmao even
if the point of friend cards is to reduce energy cost and failure protection is there even a point in bringing R riko specifically for the scenario if i have MLB SR aoi?
>>545876919EXPLODE GET STRUCK BY A METEOR
Is there something like a sunk cost fallacy except you keep winning so you can't walk away? I can't imagine myself walking away from uma at this point. MLB'd Kita on one spark, 3LB Creek and just MLB'd the other day via a card scout ticket and I already hit 3LB on Riko before pity. I have MLB'd SRs for all the ones I want but King Halo. I've gotten all the Uma I want via trainee tickets & daily pulls. I'm really pleased with my support deck and umas with minimal spending. Despite 491 hours logged I still do a minimum of 3 career runs a day because I just like doing careers. Unity has been a lot of fun for me.I'm simply enjoying myself so much I can't see myself stopping.>>545876919Oh that's where yesterday's luck went. Treat her nicely!
>O-okay, let's try again. Be gentler this tim- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH..."
>>545876378really? what is the next KSB level card then?
>>545876348>>545877009>LB0 Kita>LB0 FM>LB0 Biko>LB1 DoberGo on without me…
>>545876919I think you got the new Rice card man
>>545876919
>Grass' little sister (Wonder Again) that she talks about sometimes is actually a missing horse like Samson BigGrim.
>>545876919A present to (You)
>>545876948I wonder (lol) how was his reaction the first time seeing his favorite horse turned into anime girl>>545877117>>545876824that guy is ultra toxic, some uma antis use him as example even if he's like one in thousands and was probably like that because of age
>>545876919>
>>545876919If real, then that's a lot of sour grapes seethe lol
i also laughed when laisu died
>>545877165you don't need riko for miles. Aoi and Riko fill the same niche of not being used for energy regen but to pass turns.
>>545877260Pssst the Nice Nature event SR also has 15 TE
Stupid sexy Ogrui
>>545876919you better have not mlb her card yet...
Marvelous Sunday is incredibly hot, the perfect shortstack, but does anyone else gets a bit... freaked out by her? Her events including a lot of dreams and visual hallucinations, most of her lines being occult and weird... idk, she scares me a lot more than Fuku in that department. And the eyes. Oh my God her big round shiny eyes always staring right at me I can't look bUT I HAVE TO LOOK AND
>>545876348Nice to see that my deck is helping anons
>>545876919>didn't see another rice on top leftinsane
None of you have actually had sex with a horse before, RIGHT?
>>545875840Spamming wit cards are for training TT and reaching high score, not an Ace
>>545877549>she could drag you into her dimension, rape you for hours, and no one would know
>>545877571>my extremely OP deck is helping peopleYou are not worthy of posting Oguri Cap, faggot ass nigga
I have a chance
>>545877416I know I’ve been using it, because it’s not like I have anything better…
>>545877623>half of the thread becoming witGODs for whales to rape their TT score a week from now
>>545877608I totally did not have sex with Gold City
>>5458776854 L 1 W
>>545877660
>>545877645Okay, there's gotta be at least one aspiring writer in this general that can deliver this scenario
>>545877278How the hell does something that big go missing?
kitasan is a piece of shit in unity races
>>545877718Im having problem training long umas with 0% speed growth on aoharu any tips?
>>545877730
>>545877718The thing with Unity though is you get high wit and your other stats aren't gimped. Also they give you like 2 free golds at the end of a run for pointmaxxing.
CM1 - 2nd place B finalCM2 - 1st place B finalCM3 - 3rd place A finalCM4 - 2nd place A finalI like the trend
what the fuck is wrong with slop posters?
>>545877685Don't say witgod didn't warn you
>>545877278Fuck, when I saw that in-game I figured she could even become an uma down the line. Sad.
>>545875840DO YOU LIKE....MY DECKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>545877873CM1 - Forgot to submit Umas to B FinalsCM2 - 1st place A FinalsCM3 - 1st place A FinalsCM4 - 1st place A Finalsno good SSRs either, have you simply tried getting better, anon
>>545877873>didn't qualify>B 1st place>A 2nd place>B first placea-at least I got all gold titles...
>>545877718>hit speed cap, stamina check and high wit thanks to unitywhat now
I'm in danger...
>>545876348I have all these cards but at 0lb haha
>>545876749I have been following this grass guy
McFatty more like My Fatty that I love
>>545878065run races for skill points
Is it just me, or is failing a training / getting night owl / a couple mood downs even more run-bricking in Aoharu than URA? It feels like I'm walking on a fucking tightrope the entire run.
Do we have a Doto here that consistently got A Finals 2nd place for 4 CMs in a row?
>>545878165
>>545877850I'm having the same issue. The only thing I can think of is MLB Creek and MLB Tamamo Cross being used together with MLB Riko MLB Kitablack and MLB Biko and then you drop an extra card such as MLB Natie.Of course, that's not achievable for normal human beans.So you use your non MLB Creek, Mayano Top gun, and rent MLB Tamamo or MLB Riko if you don't have at least one copy of the SSR one or the MLB R card. If you don't have Kitablack and King Halo/Tosho MLBd then you're dying. The WIT card would be MLB SR Dober too.
>>545878165here's ur (you)
why was everyone talking about great escape like only suzuka can get it? it's not as if front runner players can't do parent runs to inherit a green
>>545878046This is my deck (at the moment of CM4 happening it was way harder at cm1 and 2, Brian and Gold Ship saved me).I feel I'm doing fine. Show yours.
>>545878175it is because of how training snowballs in the run
>>545878165You're doing this on purpose aren't you...
>>545878165are you FUCKING KIDDING ME there was one right here
>>545878175It's why Tazuna is so good, free mood ups and condition clears means you have a big ass safety net
>>545878290Its not an inherit,its event skill for some and innate for others
wtfriko gives like free 400 stamina???
>>545878290>
play unity with zero guidance:>produce upgrades every run>even churn out a decent virgo ace.read thread and watch sloptuber guides:>you idiots it's all about the UPDOOT ARROWS>the spirit EXPLOSIONS produce your stats>hit the updoots and you easily win the cup races>win the cup races and get your mandatory gold skillplay unity with newfound knowledge:>produce absolute garbage>despite focusing entirely on arrows, lose the last three racesso... i'm getting gaslit?
I am ready for cm5
>>545878140McWife a cute
Are anons going to use their the rainbow crystals once they're given to us? I don't get the whole point of 'saving it for the right time'. JP ver has been handling out carats + free pulls that you can already afford to MLB something once the banner drops.
>>545878391>shut up desuwa
>>545878196she's only been out for 1 CM
>>545878290you can't inherit gold skillsthis is a basic knowledgeeveryone knows this
>>545877901¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>545875320I still listen to her song every Sunday. Today was no exception.
my japanese wife
Can I cope with sprint B in TT?
Are there any actual Seeking the Pearl Fans? I don't get the character design. But she seems nice enough in Biko Pegasus's support card.
>>545878175It is, Unity snowballs out of control way easier than URA did
>>545878442oh its gold lol
>>545878290Some fronts are born to never be oonigers sorry to break it to you bro
>>545876919Yeah fuck you too faggot.
>>545877278>Status: UnknownI GOT THE CHILLSspooky...
>>545878487>Japanese
They really called it the big niger?
>he's a "Suzuka fan">he's building her as a blockchud or rabbit, and not the shining star Ace that every Uma wants to be
Apologize.
>>545878175yes, it's fucking over.I run 0 LB Riko because of that.Worse stats but at least I get less chance of bricking career.
>>545878510temu maruzensky
>>545877873>CM1 - 3rd B finalalmost zero preparation because i only started playing a week before>CM2 - open league 1st A final curious to see what open feels like, I felt bad for minmaxxing and stomping children in the playground ... wasn't proud>CM3 - 1st B finalprepared this time but still shit cards >CM4 - 1st A final thank you cyGODS for overlapping CM with aoharu
>>545878436He means someone's CM results that looks like Doto's career
>>545878442How can Spe inherit this if she's part of the card restriction?
Wit cards feel like a wasted slot when you're running a pal. Fuku basically did nothing for me other than wasted a slot which could've gone to another speed card.
>>545878292man I don't even know what to say, I'm sorry about dissing you anon, your shit is cooked
This shit is so fucking gay
>look outside your trainer dorm>What do?
>>545878510>Invades your run>Does a little jig>Gives you +30 energyWhat's not to like?
>>545878671I'll build her as a proper ace when evolved skills come out
>>545878741shut up I'm trying to 1-up him
>>545878815just play more?
>>545878510I like her when she shows up in my team. With her and Bakushin I know I don't have to care about sprint races anymore.
>>545878292roll for kitasan next month, if you dont get it uninstall the game
>>545878487Good luck yamato nadashikobro this was my only successful Grass, I think Im entering her for CM what are we now 5?
>>545878815just play the game nigga
>>545877873>predicted future - very stressful for cm5
>>545878510whoever slapped together her character model was either distracted or an intern. there's something eerie about her look and how she moves as compared to literally everyone else.
>>545876919someone make this man explode
>>545878815Flatliner bro this game isn't for you
>>545878807It's fine. I got to the A final (I wasn't expecting to) so not that cooked maybe, Super Creek saves me kinda. Playing with what you got in cards is kinda fun in its own way and I get more carrots for umas this way.
>>545878964once I get my Riko to LB1 I'll borrow neicha for OYL too, aoharu is fun
>>545878383No you are just retarded
>>545878510I like when she jumpscares my run and dance like a retard then gives you 30 energy for free, thanks bitch
>>545878487>>545878964You anons surely can do better than my CM3 URA Grass.
>>545878980It's the thick lips combined with the heavy eyelids. They don't translate well to the ingame models.
I am sorry?There is no strategy in playing a slot machine
>>545878956I only roll for umas with occasional singles and tickets on cards. It's fun.
>>545879078I read this image in witGOD's voice.
>>545879078Thanks but i got the poor continent to vouch for my pulls
>>545879120well well wellshow us your cards
get fucked lil coon
So with the new mechancs spots truggle and dueling introduced, why is the front runner one so shit? They get half as much target speed and it costs retarded additional hp, while dueling gives free accel in addition to the speed.
>>545876919can probably produce some extremely strong medium aces with the aid of rice (power). we have two long CMs coming up as well, should be nice.
>>545878292>>545878807just buy an account bricked bros...
>>545879120The unity grass actually activates her skills and beats your grass after the 11/11 patch with the dueling mechanic.
>>545879196Nishino Flower is a menace.
Oh yeah its all coming together... More speed sparks and Tazuna instead of Aoi.. That should do the trick
>>545879186You're going to love this.
Why is losing to Riko a brick again?
>>545879120Im doing the least effort and just here collect gibs. I have zero intentions of burning myself out while being f2p
>>545879080now post your S+ units.
I am NOT falling for older women
>anime Gold City>haha yeah I'm pretty chill>wanna talk about modeling and stuff?>wanna talk about cosmetics and stuff?>help you train? sure!>damn I lost the race but it's cool I gave it my all>game Gold City
>>545879272AIEEE-
>>545879341but that is a 17yo
>>545879227I don't need Kitasan, Creek or Fine Motion when I have her
>>545879358Anime Gold City is her at the end of her career
Without using her card, can you get Twin Turbo on your Unity Cup team? Now that a whole lot of new umas have been added to the races
Unity Trainings really shit out greens like crazy, the only trouble fronts have with now in Unity is getting groundwork
>>545879358You ever see Gold City's trainer in the anime?
>>545879427Yes I saw TwinTurbo and Mambo yesterday
>>545879272>3LB KitasanWhen the patriots take power you'll be lined up and shot like the pig you are
so this...is an uma...of the "Ultimate Generation"...whoa...
>fake it till you make it
>>545879427It should be possible, she's also part of one of the first enemy teams you match against so she's there at the very least.
>>545879272
I've never done a screek run before, what should I expect?
What mamas does Taishin want?
>>545879616is he ok
>>545879120Our CM3 winners can have a teaparty
>>545879515>he didn't reroll for free mlb you only have your own retardation to blame
>>545879536First rate wife
>>545879637Pain
>>545879637She has a woman moment that lasts 6 months, but should be a chill career.>100 TPDANCHOOOOO
>>545879556i liked her fake persona more than the real one
>>545879637Why are you sorting by bond points you absolute freak
>>545879272Oh wait I remember but different Uma
>>545879637Easiest run you've ever had or abysmal dogshit. Remember to run the triple crown anon.
TODAY I AM SMART FALCONI AM NOT CURREN CHAN TODAYTODAY I AM SMART FALCONI AM NOT CURREN CHAN TODAYTODAY I AM SMART FALCONI AM NOT CURREN CHAN TODAYTODAY I AM SMART FALCONI AM NOT CURREN CHAN TODAY
>>545879637Early menopause in first year followed by an oestrus in secondNo, you cannot Tazuna fuck it away.
>>545879753Because maybe my neglected umas deserve some love....
>>545879663yeah, she is okjust drunkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICZG33IxtgE
>>545879637>filter by bond points
>>545879637no access to Maestro unless you give her like 1 million money
>>545879803Alright that's kinda funny
The biggest oversight with Jungle Pocket is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight horse ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her smug and bratty tone.
>>545879120URA Voddie.
fuck i forget there is not +1 mood event during march now in unity cup
Despite having one of the easiest skill to proc in the game, spechud manages to still job
>>545879993>t. Tachyon
>>545880104you are a bad trainer
>>545879993ryuko matoi uma
>>545879965Fuku is a MENACE
>>545880104>bad trainer self reportingvery brave of you anon, the courts will take this into account
>>545880180Delete your post
Is No Stopping Me! good for Virgo or not? I can't get a straight answer on this
>>545880164spechud is just a jobber. I gave her all the skills early but she still jobs
>>545880243you know im right in everything but design, personalty is what matters here
>>545880104literally how? my summer spe rarely loses and her ult doesn't even work in career because i don't buy skills
>>545879965I bet this feels really good. I already choke myself sometimes. I bet it would feel great to be between Fuku's thighs.
>>545879993Gayest thing posted in this thread.
D rank first race
>>545880276Wait until the 11th to test it.
I wanna pull NOW
>>545880385:)
>>545880276Generally it's good on medium or longs, mile not so much
are you fucking kidding me
>>545880319Beats me. I'm on good speed and good stam with skills already taken
>tony has the same aura as pokkeNice
>>545880416I wonder if Witgod included the positioning changes to the final corner in that.
NIGGER
>>545880525First time?
Any dudes here?
does the pc client get any less dogshit?why do i need to click and hold on uma's icon to check their sparks? (and don't you fucking dare move the cursor of 1px)why is half of the screen space basically useless?
>goof up is good(?) for pace in cm5>search doto with 9* mile on doxxer>zero
https://youtu.be/JD08JXYfPdUDamn Inari One's solo (no 2) bangs so hard. Her VA must a goated singer like Mr CB's.
Narita Brian is on umafans...
>>545880697im a horse
>Multiple turns with zero chevrons End my life
>>545880385Cute
Our game has such UMAZING MUSIC I LOVE IT SO MUCH BLESS THESE COMPOSERS
>>545880306Even personality-wise Ace fits Ryuko more than Pocket. Ace is about a country guy who is an underdog and forms a family bond with trainer, eventually overthrowing the Emperor in a race. Pocket is a hooligan banchou who calls you "Boss" and is more about gang stuff.
>>545880276I've seen plenty of blocks in CM3 so likely unless they change something about lane movement.
>>545874571gladly!>SCHLURP
>>545880757weird ass chimpanzee toes
>>545880709here is your doto parent bwo
>>545880947>Only people who rolled Doto are leddit shitters who cant hit 600 in stats
>>545880709Doto ult sucks as a parent skill, anon
my head has stopped exploding, thank you umadacchis and tylenol
>>545880783proofs?
>>545881068why does torena have a fat ass
>>545881064yeah but its funny because its like my trainee saying I WILL NYEVER GOOF UP >:((((
>>545880709Best I can do is 7 Mile, 5 power and 3 stamina. You like?
>>545881074anon... the ads...
>>545881068>>545881074
>>545880783She is pure
>>54587963718 or so turns of +5% unremovable failure chance
From all the niche umas, I didnt expect the orange lucky uma to garner a small following her
so URA or UNITY for grand/parent runs?
>>545880697We're all dudes here, what do you want?
Name my band /uma/
>>545881405URA better sparkaoharu more skillpoints and hints
>>545881074where's that from anon, sir
I don't really get the Shakur hate, she seemed alright at least in Doto's career
>>545881404She's a cutie
>>545881405uraunity punishes you for doing optional races
>>545881074AI GODS
>>545881545Orange love!
>>545881501I hope you get to see more of her in 17 minutes
>>545881556>unity punishes you for doing optional racesDo you know how much you lose by not upgrading your unique? Curren has to run like 2 G1's in order to level it at all...
>>545881404the average /uma/ poster relates to a schizophrenic gambler, more news at 5
>>545881463Fats and Flats
STOP THIS UMA SLOP
Does training with team members without chevrons do literally anything?
>>545881404funni screaming honse :D
Is this worth it?
>>545881074>underwear under her underwear instead of a peek at the Maya moundone job, slopmaker
>>545881404on top of her funny gimmick she has a surprising amount of (you) bait in her career
>Tazuna and the Director are Umamusumes!? [Paper reads: (Confidential) by Chrono]>This is huge! I have to tell everyone!Idk, I'm lazy to typeset
>>545881716dont think so
>>545881691Nothing at all, don't bother with it
>>545881693her eyes being closed makes her look really fucking goofy, my boner's gone
>>545881693I SAID STOP
no horny
You isekai in to Umamusume world and need to train 15 girls for Unity.Choose.
>>545881450Hey dude what's up? How are you runs going?
>>545881691nyo
>>545881816Why are they there? Just to clutter up the UI?
>>545881807Also, does this even proc for nexy CM?
>>545881501because she is the only one that is not thirsty for his trainer
>>545881858Okay.
URA is watching, dont fall for it
>>545881693ANON
>>545881894Bot bait
>>545881923Yes, the helios power card is a must.
>>545881894Yes, I was looking in the settings earlier for a way to turn them off lmao. Maybe they want you to keep in mind what gauge they're at, but it's silly either way
>>545881879I only need Taishin, you filthy heretic
well, it's a start for a parent / grandparent i guess
>>545881865Sure
>>545881802
>>545881693make her flash her tits
>>545881923>>545881986Lokks like there's no downhill to me...
GO GO UMA SLOP BROS
>>545880831>>545880647Yeah, after patch umas spread out at final corner so nsm is just way less reliable on shorter tracks.
>>545881693what did she mean by this?
>>545881885Absolute ASS blue and pink sparks, white sparks are all time high and Unity spark is so easy to get compared to URA though
imagine if you had a good run but no S distance
>>545881501Shitty SSR + boyfaggot design AND piercings + literally named after Tupac
>>545881879
>>545879670it really feels like I did better at URA.
>>545882116>imagine
we are only half-way through the threadyou can't do this
>>545881816>>545881996They don't even contribute +1 or something like they do in ura? Do YOUR supports at least contribute?
>>545882062Oh well should've put Pasa Unique instead then, but won't redo probably.
>>545882116Couldn't be me.
>>545881693
aaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooouuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
10 minutes until I don't pull another SSR Riko.
>>545882035Check the track in gametora, switch it to Japanese to see the updated version.
>>545882182They start contributing after they've already busted, and well, your support cards always does something assuming they have training effectiveness, nothing related to the mechanic though
>>545881074>>545881693>>545881945Mayachi's practicing her hot bod routine again....
Jesus fuck Neicha, you've had 6+ mood downs three careers in a row.
>>545882087Same, dude. Is Unity good for parent farming? I can't get the skills I want from it so I'm still doing Ura.
No one cares about McQueen dude.
does Mood affect bubbles? I just got hit with a Slacker + mood down event
>>545881691you get +4 stat enjoy :))
>>545882226>digimonbased, but what you're doing is really sad anon, if it's gotten this bad just go outside for a walk
Odds, I pull the copy of King Halo I need.Evens, I get a Kitasan Black SSR copy.0 and I get Shakur'd.
I got a spark for long so i made a Long Doto. Is it any good?
>>545882405it's a bot bwo
>>545881074>>545881693>>545881945Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!1!!!
>>545882125>Shitty SSRStraightaway Spurt on the 11th...>literally named after TupacI thought you millennials liked him?
>>545882131Your bro explodes on a turf mile race
>>545882405>responding to a bot that's been spamming 4chan for years
>>545875985I swear Taishin is always placed on the top tier ever since the first CM but i never actually see her win
>e-begging post deleted>mayano slop still upwhat did our pocket janny mean by this?
>>54588187915 daiwasor 1 big daiwa
wait I didn't do a single career run todayDanchou is going to think that I quit
TODAY IS THE DAY IM GETTIN MY FREE SSR
wait so is red shift no good on pace this cm
>>545882376opinions vary. URA spark still great even the guide that says use Unity says get a 3 URA first. unity has it's own sparks and you can ignore the unity races (but then you don't get the ignite spark). if offers higher average sp but getting specific hints can be harder but you get more randomly. I'm still using ura for parents I just find it easier atm
anyone have good parents for CM5?any dotos?
You WILL get Riko in 5 minutes, you WILL be happy anon
>>545882226I only want to talk about Uma
>>545875862
>>545882575>>545880947
>5 minutes leftare you guys ready?
>>545882541If Mambo's flatliner is flatlining again and is till in the club, you're safe
>>545882575588284570516481364874752
>>545882489listen man, in my defense, in the last 5 years i've only visited this hellhole to lurk pol and post on the /ftl/ thread on /tv/
it's sunday so my pulls will be MARVELOUS
>>545882321Oh am I retarded then, if they have no training effectiveness then they don't affect the training at all even in Ura? My decks must usually have a ton of it then cause I always feel like even at level 1 trainings they always give at least +1 per support even if its not their preferred training. Okay got it for unity though thanks, so they have to have bursted first then at least you can get bounses then
>>545882376Popping NPC non support card spirit bombs seems to give skills related to the main running style of your main uma(the one they start before you change) in my experience, Biwa runs gave a shitton of Pace skills while doing Oguri and Spe runs gave late surgerBut that only happens if you pop em, if your run is a fuckass one where there's barely any chargers, it becomes worse than URA
>>545882679>i've only visited this hellhole to lurk polwow, the courage to admit that
>>545882641I have rubbed my lucky charm
>>545882727This is bullshit! Why do her breasts look bigger than Meishou's?
>>545882504spreading on the final corner is probably gonna alleviate that issue, thankfully
>>545882679>i've only visited this hellhole to lurk pol
>>545876919THIS WILL BE ME IN 5 MINUTES
>>545882679>to lurk pol kill yourself
Trying tk decide if I should use my free ticket on getting a fine motion or start working on getting super creek to MLB (only have one copy so no lb on her right now.) since I'll be using the free crystal to MLB my kitsan black.
Are you ready?
>>545882743>Oguri gives late surger skills while she has Gourmand and you usually want thatZamn
>>545882759>>545882851>>545882807>>545882886pol can be kinda funny from time to time, but yeah, i'm not proud of that
ANONS I INVITE YOU TO POST YOUR WIVES/OSHIS FOR GOOD LUCK BEFORE TODAYS 10 PULL
QUICK REPLY TO THIS POST WITH SOMETHING CUTE TO BOOST YOUR LUCK
lucky boy before free rolls
these any good in this CM?
while you're bussy making your 10 pulls and posting them here I will collect all the shoe crowns
>>545882932>>545882939
>>545882932
>>545876919I just sent this to cy games and threatened them that if i don't get this then i am quitting the game.
based /pol/ anon making all the trannies seethe. Notice how all of their reaction images are troon coded Umas kek
>>545879120Almost. This was my CM3 grass
>>545882679>>545882931how does normal healthy human manage to browse pol, 5 minutes in and my brain is already fired, i swear everyone else has 2 digits iq or just mentally ill, unironically, i can never be politician
POST ROLLS
IT'S A NEW DAY
It's a new day!
>>545882932Giving this little comedian all the hugs she needs
>>545882460Nooooo, somebody tell me!
This Mayano has been winning me Taurus, Gemini, and Leo Final B.. My freshly trained Suzuka and Oguri just can't.
>>545882939
>>545882939Shiraoki sama bless me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dirt shoes doko
>>545882932>>545882939I need cute Maruzensky pictures. CB will have to do.
>It's a new day!>Connecting takes 20 seconds>All the requests are goneCyniggers...
>>545883060>normal healthy human >browse /pol/You don't. 4chan is bad enough.
>>545882487Damn you're right. I never got from her story that she's pure Dirt.Feels bad having some of my favorites have to go to B aptitude, but it is what it is.
TODAY I WAS NOT SMART FALCON
Finally MLB my SR sweep..She still good right?
fuck
NOOOOOOOOTWO 8/10 SHOES REQUESTSGONE
>LB1 RiceNice, she's finally usable in my deck.Everything else goes to the cleating machine though...
well that sucked
>>545883060I simply treat it like you would a zoo, most of the people posting there are either bots, actual straight up schizophrenics or simply retarded, there's joy in droves to be had from the ramblings of the latter two
>>5458830313LB Riko off free rolls so far, thanks cld for the luck suckers
>0LBMaybe I get lucky down the road?
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
its new day des!!
Bros!!!!!!!! Two R Riko!!!!!!!!!
Fucking nigger game, fuck you;!!!!!!!!!!
This is what Stacy must have felt like in school
FUUUUUCK WHO ARE YOU???????
Got the silver to gold to rainbow Rice
>>545883126Don't post slop of my fated partner, thanks.
so uhIs lb0 SSR Riko any good? I suppose I could spark to get lb1
ah, finallymlb rikoalso i miss team trials when i wasnt fighting against S rank umas
I HATE THIS GAME
FINALLY
>>545882376>>545882553I've already done a lot of Unity parent farming and here is my take on the positives of each.URA:>Faster than Unity by a few minutes>Simple and familiar for people>URA scenario spark seems to be favored by people over Unity (your mileage may vary)>Hints aren't hidden by the UI like they are in Unity when unity training and a hint appear at the same time on a supportUnity:>More random hints due to Unity training hints>Unity ignite sparks are at least interesting >A little more skill points on average than URA>races have the same statlines, easier to hit these statlines with all the free stats from scenarioAnyone who claims you can't do extra races in Unity can be ignored...it's really easy to run the same schedule as URA thanks to all the free stats, and the actual Unity races you can just do the middle option every time and then (probably) throw the final Unity race like witgod suggested.
>>5458831754chan is the best place to freely discuss and write opinions on internet though, just don't take anything seriously
>>545882947>>545882947>>545882947>>545882947anybody?
it is happening once again
>>545883339KILL YOURSELF
alright man sure whatever
YOU FUCKING WHORES, I ALREADY HAVE YOU BOTH MLB
I would have preferred Riko but I'll take Raisu. Shame she isn't usable at LB0.
>>545883316spark to lb1 to be decisively better than mlb R riko
>>545883424>marked
heh
>>545883424>shakur'dI'm sorry it happened to me on the first tenner
Well that makes LB1 Rice and 1 Riko so far. Hopefully I manage to nab more copies but ending the spark to get 1LB in both isn’t too bad, far better odds than I expected.
Please bless me with Kitasan tomorrow
>>545883075thanks to my wife i now have LB1 Riko
>>545883086Got an SSRwinning ticket
speed SRs.... doko...
Lmao
ehhhhhhhhh could have been worse i guess
>Pull my 9th (ninth) Mayano AIIIIIEEE I NEED LITERALLY ANY OTHER STAMINA CARD
>>545883485I'll spark once free rolls run out
I went apeshit after getting nothing for 5 days and used my gems. So i have nothing now at 160 pulls. Already uinstalled.
>>545883507Shakur was my first SSR, I remember being so happy about it too back then
ILL TAKE IT
Baka
>>545881923If they rework the tracks alongside the hill mechanics change, yes.
Marvelous!
>>545883596>kitasan blackAIEEE THAT WAS FOR ME
well at least i finally have MLB king halo
>SSR Falcon from daily discount pull>SSR Suzuka from the 10-pullThis is the second copy of Suzuka I've gotten from this banner alone and I've only gotten 1 SSR Riko so far. WTF is this horseshit
>third day in a row I get 9 silvers and a single gold
>>545883621but it's Monday now...
>>545883596Naisu
I think my account is bricked
>>545883373>>545882947I'm sure it'd be nice to have on Taiki
>>545882947seems fine if you have nothing better to buy
New MLB getto daze
THAT'S NOT RIKOWHERE'S MY HAG
>9r1srkill all falconposters
>>545883773ToT
>>545883773cunny'd
>>545883773get sipped on
I'm so fucking lostnone of the yt guides explain how this works in a concise manner, the jap is limited by mtl so i cant understand shitcan someone what this visual clutter means and what the optimal strategy is?
Something bad gonna happen to me in the future
finally got 3LB Kitasan, thank god
Guys sorry to ask... how many free 10-scouts will we still have?
after finally getting mlb kitasan I'm making huge gains every day
is this useable?
>>545883842Die.
>>545881823Idk if i like this either, guess i should try harder
>>545883832Please
>>545883773*siiip*yada*sluuurp*
>>545883369It really isn't. While you can say whatever the fuck you want, that comes at the cost of saying things without any evidence and logic behind them and the culture supporting it. The fact that you're saying things shouldn't be taken seriously is an issue in itself when it comes to politics, because politics is in itself important when it pertains to actual real life.
>>545883767Very underrated stam card, I'd say she's second to Creek. Congrats.
>>545883832Holy natureals
You know the Yakuza were right you deserve to have battery acid thrown on you rice shower.
>>545883842I mean this with all my heart,ExplodeDieKill yourselfCar crashFirey plane crashCancerAIDSMonkey murderGet pulled over by a woman cop
>>545883891looks more playful than goofy this time, definitely an improvement, and it does fit Mayano
>>5458838830LB is dogshit, 1LB is good IF you need maestro.At 3LB is okay, and at MLB is good.
>2LB Riko only from daily pulls so farWitGOD said I won
>people unironically defending /pol/cucksWhat happened to this place
well that's LB1 rice without trying in 30 pulls + a copy of ssr riko, gold SRs feel bad cause im day 1 and most of them are maxxed out
>>545883842NEVER STOP GAMBLING
>>545883883Only during this scenario
>>545883891Where do I get start with self gen AI porn?
>>545883883nyesit's a little awkward because you'd want a stam card for mediums and longs like creek, but power is better for shorter distances
>>545883838you press up arrows early to improve training facilities and your teamaround summer, you start pressing more rainbows to benefit from upgraded facilitiescopy pasting some of the decision making flowchartDuring first year:+2 for spirit training on not filled spirit;+1 for each bond below green;+1.5 for riko card if it’s her first training, +1 afterward until yellow bond or you triggered date event;+1 if the training will make a spirit full;+1 if the training is on wit;+2 if it’s a wit rainbow training that recovers energy (+1 if your energy is already full);(No comment on other rainbow. But this early, your training sucks anyway, so probably just ignore.)+8 to +10 for spirit burst.Pick the training that gives the most points.During first half of 2nd year (before summer):Same as above, but bond not yet green is +2.During 2nd year summer and rest of the year:Transition period, find a balance between chasing rainbow and chasing spirit burst.3rd year:Chase rainbow for big stat.Treat burst as just another rainbow.
>>54588387170 if i remember correctly
>>5458838716 left
>Already spent over $300>Deck is still shiteOnly one way to fix this I guess...
>>545884083>importence
>>545884010>nooo not le heckin /pol/I bet you faggots wouldn't have batted an eye if he mentioned it was /lgbt/ insteadIve been here for 13 years and youre all whinny newfags sit your ass down
>>545884118>>545884093i overshot my carat pulls... i'm washed, it's over for me
>accidentally started URA career instead of Aoharu and wasted a borrow
i dont understand how i cant cap wit with 4 fucking wit cards
>>545884163election tourists did ruin 4chan tho
>/pol/>/lgbt/It keeps getting worse and worseJust stop posting at this point
>>545884049i use grok's imagine because i'm a lazy nigger but ideally you should do it yourself because the restrictions only allows you to do softcore
>>545883838it's literally just URA with 2 rainbow bars instead of one and the arrow ones can be popped just onceyou get extra stats by racing the arrow niggas every 6 monthsthats it
>>545884163>Ive been here for 13 yearsWow, a certified oldfag from... 2012.
>>545884245well the woke twittefags we're getting after the hack arent any better
>>545884135do you faggots actually spend real money on a horse girl game? you fucking deserve the luck you get
Is unrestrained worthless in cm5? the gaslight umalator claims it procs too early
>>545883904I don't visit pol. By discuss and writing opinions i mean about games anime sports or other kind of entertainments. Politics is tiring.
>>545884010I can't hear you over the sound of my $2,000 Trumpbucks which is totally not going to go toward sexy horse girls.
>>545884252>reddit tachyon
I'm going to commit a serious crime.
>>545884049/sdg/ on /trash/ has some pretty good setup guides that's how I got A1111 local gen set up.
>>545884260Did it even do the anime loli topcun?
Umamusume Pretty Derby
>retention line is over 500,000STOP THE COUNT!
>>545884163>2012>calling people newfags
>>545884301>13 years on 4chan isnt oldfag!!!cope from a grown ass unc
>>545884364>vtumor
everybody doing Unity gets the most insane stats and I get shit like this
>>545884316rhetorical question?it is a gacha gamethis general belongs to over 40 year old ojiisans who buy pulls with their wage
>>545884316>he doesnt know
>>545884316Time is money and I've spent far more hours on this game than a mere $300.
WTF I'm attracted to boys?
>>545883842Oh, I got that yesterday. The cult is growing!
>>545884449ive seen the way some of these niggas post, they do not have the mental faculties to hold a job
>>545884403yes
>>545884441>>545884301>HMM NO BEING OVER A DECADE IN 4CHAN ISNT OLDFAG!!!35yo virgin uncs coping hard this thread
>>545876919tomorrow you will die by lightning
Looking for clubFan count: 154mil, gonna grind new scenario fans should be plentifulID: 480927495730>Pros: Intelligent, nihilistic, wicked sense of humor>Cons: Racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic ect.
2006 was 50 years ago
At what month should the anniversary fall on?
>>545884634bh newcutie
Another day, another Rice
>>545884316my paycheck is so fat I could dump a couple hundered into uma every month and I would never noticesome people just aren't broke teenagers anymore
>>545884572>he doesn't have a nepo jobthat's the most important part
Buying those star pieces daily did do its dividends over timeAnd it's Vodka and Ryan at the same time too lmaoTomboy time I guess?
>>545882376>Is Unity good for parent farming?i think it depends on the uma. Agnes is already 2 optional races away from getting 9 crowns for affinity bonuses so there's basically no reason not to do parent runs for extra random skill hints
>click 20% training>don't overdo it>click another 25% training>don't overdo it again
>>5458846342007 here.Any faggots that came here post-2010 have no right to talk.You came here when vidya, anime, and non-normalfag culture start popping off and became the new norm.
Another 24 hours...I have to wait...I need to roll...my skin is very itchy
Femäle lurkers ädd me up on djscord : kauzurockerif you're interested in video games, lolis, anime,kemonos any artistic and creative activities, and various franchises like AVGN, Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Monster Hunter, Iimbus company, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, as well as series like , Digimon, Disgaea, monogatari, megaman, rwby, touhou, /m/series and many more
>>545884739>Paying for gatchaYour brain is so small that you should keep the money for your retard moments
>>545884381Thx. I will try to digest those and the /g/ one.Bough a fucking 5090 on BPD splurg and don't know what to do with it.
>>545884818>Agnes
>>545884658invite this tranny now!
>>545884567marriage and sex with mares
>>545884816BASED????
>>545884856Why are you seething on how other people spend their hard earned money. Brown 3rd wordler I assume?
>>545884447>double pal gaslight
How many LB of R Riko is enough to stop borrowing the MLB SSR version?
Moxie or Triple 7s for S.Maru?
After seeing the Mayano cunny I really feel like doing a career with her, brb in 20 minutes anons
just don't be bricked they saidroll on ksb they said
>>545884301They really be acting like they know anything of 4chan culture when 4chan had already gone way down the shitter by 2010. I remember getting so fed up the quality of /v/ back in like 2009 that I stopped going there fullstop and instead started spenind all of my time on /a/. 4chan has been my only form of interaction with other people online since 2005 and it hardly resembles what it once was.
>>545884816lmao who buys star pieces
>>545884447double pal only works if the rest of the deck can carry you losing 2 actual stat sticks, it's not an option for poverty niggas
Someone give me a good deck for Tachyon
>>545884885Godspeed anon. Just remember to take it slow and read thoroughly. It'll look like a lot at first and it usually scares off or overwhelms other anons but it ain't that hard.
>>545884959the witGOD is never wrongthat being said it has not been working for me at all in the 6 or so runs I've done with double pals
>>545884447>Double pal>with 1LB Tazuna and R Riko>plus 0LB FMYou put all that work into this shitpost?
ok gamers i can't lie, I think this unity cup thing is absolute dogshit - micromanaging my retards because autoselect is awful and there's no way to see the list of all my horses so that I can pick the proper ones is such a massive waste of my time, I hate how this is THE scenario to do anyway because that 1 run in a thousand will create an amazing horse but at the cost of wasting your time the other 999 attempts without getting anything out of iti can see how this design philosophy created MANT and almost killed the game in jp
>>545884447Replace Sweepy with a power card and 0LB FM with MLB Fuku
do you guys bring riko for sprinters and milers
How many days of free rolls are left?
>>545884634You will never be an oldfag, /pol/cuck.
>>545885036whats wrong with buying star pieces?
...
>>545884739Half of this general is ojisans in their 30s or 40s with no family and lots of expendable cash, the other half is poor seafags who spend most their time raging about paying into a hobby while dreaming of 'Get Rich' schemes like selling their account to a rich saudi prince.
>>545885110>>with 1LB Tazuna and R RikoThere's literally nothing wrong with that. >>545885128I've never hit max speed in Unity with just 2 speed cards though. That was the first time it's happened and my first time with 3 speed cards.
I'm totally not a newfag, I've been here since 2016.
>>545884447You don't see the million other runs people do on the same decks that result in nothingjust keep throwing shit at a wall and something will stick in a month or two
I still have no idea how to get skills in Unity. I feel like hints appear way less often so I'm just clicking bubbles and praying one of the bubbles gives me Mile Corners or some shit.
>>545885036me and that guy
>>545885220Bro your Riko?
I hope everyone that pulled ssr since the anniversary started gets stomped to death.
>>545884821>You came here when vidya, anime, and non-normalfag culture start popping off and became the new norm.Shut yo ass up, I came here when I was young and not a 30yo virgin who couldn't gatekeep 4chan properly during channalogy, gamergate,fappening and more and then complains about it. Go deal with your troller's remorse like all the something awful millenialfags
>>545885150i talk about lurking on pol one time and random dudes start catching strays for it, i should do this more often
it's over
>>545885024>Spending time on /a/ post-2012
>>545884634I'm not going to say I'm an oldfag but does it really matter to you that people know when you started posting here? A faggot is a faggot regardless
>>545884445NTA but I started browsing in 2007 and still consider myself a newfag
>>545885284I got SSR riko and MLB R Riko since the free 10 pulls started :)
>>545885282Dumb bitch hasn't shown up yet
>>545885131why wouldn't you, you can reach 500 stamina 400 guts easily with her and that's all you need
>team clean cleatsheh.. heheh... hehe... heh
>>545885294Of course he's an Operafag.
Is dirt in TT mile only?
>>545884316its simple economicsimagine it takes you 100 hours to prep CM horses every 4 weeksnow spend $500 and it only takes you 50 hourseven if you were to flip burgers for 1/4 the minimum wage, you are still better off swiping than actually wasting your time
>>545885453That isn't economics, it's just arithmetic.
>>545885439yeah
>Im better than you because im a boomer whos wasted almost 2 decades of my life on a site thats a shell of its formerself and didnt achive anything with my life or a girlfriend but I eat wokeslop propagandaDo uncs really
>>545884316What do you spend money on? I am not talking about necessities but your hobbies and interest.
>>545884821>Shut yo ass up>been here over 10 years>talks like he's from twitter tiktok
>>545885439yes, dirt CMs don't come out until after first anniversary and they can be sprint, mile and medium
>>545885453>pay money to play the game lessokay but why though, simply don't do the boring shit because it's ultimately meaningless
Would Riko lose to the toreina cock?
>>545879637>>545879707>>545879776>>545879790>>545881307I didn't realize the goo-goo babies thing at the end was real. I thought it was just a meme. I did not consent
>>545884821I only remember the endless" cat burn you", "this is sparta" and "when you see it..." posting in /b/, oh and the new hot meme of rickrolling back in the day, the fucked up part is that I discovered this site through wow off-topic forum during a slow day in a summer job in some office.Remember folks, you're here forever.
CM 1 didn't try - won A rank 1stCM 2 try hard - A rank 3rdCM 3 didn't try - won A rank 1stCM 4 didn't try - won A rank 1sti'm seeing a pattern here
Is there any way to see the list of all my horses with their stats in unity cup? Or do I have to write down every one and update their excel sheet or some shit so that I don't have to rely on the game auto-selecting a 900 witmaxxed god in place of a better horse?
>>545885610She loses to a light jog.
>>545885597Your life is ultimately useless, anon.
>>545885317desu I don't really visit /a/ much these days either. I spend most of my time away from the internet. I come to /vg/ for the uma threads and I'll check a few other boards when I have a reason to, but otherwise I spend most of my time offline.
The /pol/fag really got hurt by people calling him a newfag it seems
>>545885597the only thing to do in uma is training CM horses to win pvp events and the training bit is the least interesting partuma is designed more like a gookclick mmo than a gacha game. you buy rmt gold in mmo to reduce chores, you buy cards in uma to reduce chores
>>545885536
>>545885150I dont even browse /pol/ you buckbrocken wokecuck, and Im an oldfag and you will be deadI bet you dont even actually watch arino's show you fucking poser cuck
>>545884447pretty good uma considering your shit deck
>>545885558I buy a new game now and then, that's about it, I will probably buy a new computer though, my current one is getting pretty old
If you're using R Riko, does it have to be MLB?
>>545885536>>545885724DEVIOUS
First SSR I've gotten in 140 pulls
>>545885761yes
>>545885761nyes
>>545885761Yes. And that's bare minimum, you should borrow a SSR version if needed.
What makes Scarlet good in cm5?
>>545885675
>>545885697be kinder, anon, that is no way to speak to another human being
>>545885851I'm Kitaless, so I have to borrow her instead.
Which uma should I bust a nut to today?
>>545885724
>first unity cup match>look at my team>it doesn't look good>Tazuna assures me everything is circle and double circle>eh I'll listen to Tazuna>get a 2w 2l 1d for a DrawAlright you gaslighting cunt. I'm never trusting you again.
next thread will be better...
>>545885761Yeah. MLB R Riko is equivalent to 2LB SSR or so which is the baseline.
>>545885237>30-40yos virgins acting smug around other races like they aren't on replacement level alreadyInmigrants will keep fucking your women btw
all of you are literal walking skeletons holy shit don't talk to me
>>545885912MLB R Riko or don't use Riko and manage your trainings/restings it is then.
>keep reading Taiki's "Cowgirl's Got This!" event as "Cowgirls Got Tits!"She's so god damn cute and hot bros
This scamcha thing is tilting, why does it give me random SSR that I didn't even know existed instead of the actual banner cards?>t. zero Riko a zero Rice
>>545885968I want to have sex with McQueen in every room of her mansion desu wa
>>545885968/uma/ is ojisan central
>>545885921Why is Cafe tulpa like this?
>>545885579fucked up how the only free dirt is urara
I managed to get MLB 1 SSR Riko and MLB R Riko lmao
>>545885710What if you don't and just put in whatever ok horses you have? If you aren't retarded you can make at least Group B finals like that. Do you really feel like spending money to compete with whales and no lifers is the way to go?Me, I only do daily careers once and during CM prep I may do up to 3 a day, absolutely no more. This time it got me to group A 2nd.
>one guy mentions /pol/ causually>entire thread spirals down to shitposts and now we are posting white low birthrate statisticswhy do you fucking losers cant contain themselves and shit their pants over anything
Real women don't like Ojisans btw
>>545886089UOOOOH
God Creek can be so fucking ass to train, the 5% failures into a fucking practice poor
>>545886115you have no idea how bad it is, JP is a swamp gacha where you can still roll day 1 cards. People are complaining about being able to roll a card you can just get from the battle pass and they want them to remove them along with year 1 cards.
>>545886202well that is why i am here playing umamusume
>>545886094sekai saikyou wa doko?
@545885962So this is the power...of /pol/cucks...
>>545886049Rate up is a lie.
>>545886165>why do you fucking losers cant contain themselves
to be fair, riko is not really that needed unless you need stamina and don't need swinging maestro
so do i go full wit + kitasan or full guts + kitasan for anyone?iirc people said you should always do urara for unity since she gives the best medium skill
>>545886202t. anon who's gf got stolen by an ojiisan
>>545885680anyone?
>>545886202Good thing real w*men aren't worth anything
>>545886202porn addicts here uniornically believe in hentai doujins where fat bastards get the girl, if that was the case we wouldnt have a male loneliness epidemic and all the bald fat virgins would have a hot wife and wouldnt resort to paying for this game or some ugly third worlder whore
>>545886253that's actually insane, rate up is a lie
Well, now that the gacha discourse is underway, what do I buy first/most bang for your buck if I wanna stop being a dirty fucking peasant
>>545886202Just have money and at least clean up after yourself, oji san.
>1SR 9RMy sunday ain't marvelous
next thread will be better
>>545886347In the case of inheritance I don't think so, have to manual sift through them
>>545886115>MLB 1 SSR Riko What do you think the M stands for?
i got called a /pol/poster and i dont even browse /pol/fuck you cuckks
>>545886410just buy the monthly pack
Uma musume?
>>545885304Why does a stallion have a broodmare's body?
>>545886165>>545885306i know, right? it's awesome
I'm going to fuck Pokke
>>545886395the rateup is correct.. it's just the pool of cards is so large that MLBing something like a R card takes a long time compared to an rateup SSR
Next thread will not be better because I am here.You will never get rid of me.
>>545886446god damn, any tricks or tips on how to have an easier way doing that than an excel with all the horses and one column per stat/aptitude? I really can't see myself doing this multiple times a day just to lessen the RNG
>>545886526>uses /pol/ insults to denounce /pol/ browsing
I'm telling Danchou you're all shitposting instead of fan farming
>>545886165That's just how it is with /pol/acks
>>545886429>SR turns into SSR:D>it's that Mejiro Ryan SSR:dStinky boy...
THERE WILL BE NO NEXT THREAD
>>545886165>call someone else a /pol/ poster>have white replacement graphs at the readythe funny part is that /pol/ was proven long ago to be a bunch of larping browns umamusume
>>545886638I want Marvelous' Sundays if you get my drift
>>545886638b-but anon i am farmingits called multitasking
>>545886353>>545886260So true, Luna is the only woman I need>>545886698>image limit is thisFUCK YOU I WAS GONNA POST MY WIFE
>>545886691>i hate brown people but i support ideologies that give them benefits and bring them to my countryyou are a replaced race
>>545876348I get that training effectiveness is king for this scenario but whats up with the wit Daiwa then?
>>545886698>PUBLIC HEALTHCARE IS THERE WHEN YOU MOST NEED IT BWO
>>545886638The server average fan gain dropped due to Unity Cup release, so tell danchode to lower our fucking monthly quotas
>>545886868>>545886868>>545886868>>545886868>>545886868>>545886868
>>545886437>whines about pol and brings it attention>nooo why are people talking about it!!!fucking dumb scumbag retard
>>545886807>throwing /pol/ talking points against the wall to try and derail the thread
>>545886961>the reality of my species is /pol/you will have thousands of browns replacing you and living around you as you bitch about it online and wont do shit
>go back to king halo to upgrade my TT team>first loss in MONTHSjesus christ this uma BLOWS
>>545886638i already did 20 runs todayim done for the week
>>545882042sauce
