>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/10-24-2025-update.87198/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlock >>545812201
SEX WITH THE DOORMAN!!!
>infernus touches you with his ability and now 75% of your health is gonehow is this allowed
againWHY THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ALLOWED
Imma go play some EU5 but I'll keep my eye on the thread if the inhouse gets revived.
>>545941238I prefer when he presses one ability and vanishes from my field of view in 0.5 seconds
>>545941368time to make our own 5 stack nonny
>>545941238I wouldn't care that much about his damage if he didn't have half a dozen other debuffs built into his base kit
>>545941642country?
>>545941710they really need to remove party queues for match making
>>545941791germany of coursevgh.... what couldve been...
>>545941791I was doing a Muscovy playthrough but I want to try Austria now. Japan also looks interesting I think there is a way to play as the small clans at game start but I haven't found out how. Wanna try the building based nation or whatever they're considered.
>>545941053Doorman.
>>545941924I'm drinking a nice weissbier right now, your country is alright
IT'S POINTLESS TO RESIST
>>545941924Bro its 1am on sunday
do we like mina or is she too blatant
>>545942113>>545942141sorry guys im not that guy i was just memeing because every /gsg/ guy on 4chan is VGH germany pilled.I don't even own EU5 (yet)
>>545941924you have to be a little more specific lil bro
>>545942354Everyone knows VGH-posters go the Brandenburg->Prussia route.
>>545942141These absolute cansa subhumans playing at 1am on sunday I cba imma keep it a buck.
>>545942509he's a retard crypto shill now but he used to be a good lolcow and his manner of speaking is funnynah but i cba honestly with these cancer low subhumans bro
>>545942742Pipe down lil pup.
>>545942834/wrists
IT'S UPhttps://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/shithouse.89040/
>>545943223I like iteven with basic mspaint stuff you can feel the soul of the artist oozing through the images
>>545943223fuck thathow about we make a hero who's only wish is to kill the patrons
>>545943223Actually pure sovlI fucking kneel
>>545943957warden is already in the game jack
>>545943957um
>>545944126>>545944169Kill patrons. Behead patrons. Roundhouse kick a patron into the concrete. Slam dunk a patron baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a patrons food. Launch patrons into the sun. Stir fry patrons in a wok. Toss patrons into active volcanoes. Urinate into a patrons gas tank. Judo throw patrons into a wood chipper. Twist patrons heads off. Report patrons to the IRS. Karate chop patrons in half. Curb stomp pregnant black patrons. Trap patrons in quicksand. Crush patrons in the trash compactor. Liquefy patrons in a vat of acid. Eat patrons. Dissect patrons. Exterminate patrons in the gas chamber. Stomp patron skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate patrons in the oven. Lobotomize patrons. Mandatory abortions for patrons. Grind patron fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown patrons in fried chicken grease. Vaporize patrons with a ray gun. Kick old patrons down the stairs. Feed patrons to alligators. Slice patrons with a katana.
>>545943223https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/crackhead-mugs-and-gives-crack-to-team-great-at-securing-souls.88060/I lost
>>545943223Jokes aside I want a Rocket Launcher/Grenade Launcher hero
Rape/Noncon, Vyper (Deadlock)/Paige (Deadlock), Vyper (Deadlock), Paige (Deadlock), Rape/Noncon Elements, Angst, Yuri, Crying, Dark, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Forced Orgasm, Cunnilingus, Biting
>>545944697I should write an ao3 story for that one afrobull pic of paige stroking mina off
>>545944836I would Kudos it
>>545945094thanks bro.
Been playing for 3 months, and I'm now quitting the game. I can't stand M&K, and the fact they decided his hero was a good idea is a good enough reason for me to not trust where this game is going.
>>545945473unsloppable? counterspell?
>>545944327>NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST WISH FOR WHATEVER YOU WANT NOOO THE PATRONS ARE EVIL NOOOOOOOOOwarden is a cuck
>>545945473just dont get grabbed bro bro
>>545946050>warden is a cu- ACK
>>545946050>YOU CANT JUST WISH FOR WHATEVER YOU WANTDon't the Patrons just refuse wishes sometimes?
>>545943223Actually pretty cool, 3 sounds kinda busted though (maybe the anti-knockup will be moved to t3)
>>545946050>warden is le cuck!!! there's nothing wrong with the patrons, just let people enjoy things!!!>drifter, seven, yamato, wraith, vyper, and mina complete the ritual
>>545946486Give me one reason why this would end poorly
>>545945998>>545946258You can't interact with the hero. He's an immortal tank with a burrow and self-heal, plus the two CC he has. When I see a Mo I know that I can't in any meaningful way interact with him, I can't threaten him, I can't really damage him, I can't get close to him. Every time I saw him in my screen I just sighed in dismay and wait for him to decide what to do to me. Just a disgusting design. The only way they could have made it worse is by giving him Bepop's hook.
>>545946486explain why mina ruling the vampires is a bad thing
>>545946486Isn't drifter in the ritual for the love of the game? I don't think there's anything he would really want from the patrons.
>>545946486Vyper would probably ask for an autographed Lash plushie and some booze
>>545946640The only thing Mina is wishing for is more rich assholes
>tfw you get commended by your unradical self
I want to have fun with Vyper but it feels like she has no impact outside of lane, she's a lane demon but in mid and late game I feel like she cannot do anything worthwhile
>>545947910Vyper sucks giga ultra dick in lane. She only ever wins trades if the enemy is somehow retarded enough to let you poison them.You're playing her in reverse. She's an objective maniac and pick/rundowner mid to lategame who sucks in lane.
>>545946624>wake up>hear knock on door>yamato's goons have come to collect their "protection fee" from you>mina and her clique of rich vampire associates have caused extreme wealth disparity, so you don't have enough money>they beat you up and say they'll be back tomorrow>you say to yourself God Emperor Seven will take care of these criminals soon and restore order>turn on TV>final form drifter has raped and gaped another 5 million>hear another knock on door>this time it's wraith's goons>they beat you up and say they'll be back tomorrow>then drifter breaks through your window and rapes you
>>545948214I'm assuming Vyper is off fucking her harem of Lash clones in this scenario?
>>545948214>as Drifter pounds your asshole to dust, you weakly look up to the TV, in hopes of seeing Lord Seven restoring order>the Drifter rape counter ticks from 5 million to 5 million and one
>>545948635I cried
Sometimes, when I put these on people, they're like: "Oh no! What can I do?" And it's like: Nothing, mate! You're gonna blow up!
INHOUSE UP0VYM60VYM60VYM6
>>545949189start runnin pal
>>545946691>get wish from the patrons>ask to patch up the holes at the knee of his pants>or maybe an actual belt instead of some rope>that's it>everyone else seethes as he climbs into a storm drain to wait for a crackhead to wander by for dinnerkino
>>545949031does he know?
>>545946691Nah, he would wish for a buff.
>>545946691drifter would wish to become a vampire for vampires so he can go eat vampires just to make them seethe moreimplying he does not do that already, obviously
If I summoned a Patron I would wish for a hug :(
A patron blowjob
Need 4 for inhouse0VYM60VYM60VYM6
gun or spirit vindicta?
>>545943223Isn't his manhole just a jump pad without the air control?
Need 2 for inhouse0VYM60VYM60VYM6
Didn't Valve improve their cheat detection? This was the most blatant cheater I've ever seen, and checking their profile they've been playing for weeks now.
If I play Billy for the first time to learn him and get parried a few times will I get made fun of?
>>545951590no it's Kunkka's Torrent
>>545951792are you retarded?
>>545951883I don't play league of legends or games like it
>>545951792They are still using the old system to ban people. They are verifying the new systems detection capabilities before gradually implementing bans form it.
>>545951883nothing indicates that it goes off after a delay
>>545952184it's an alpha
One more (1) (uno) for inhouse0VYM60VYM60VYM6
>>545951792just report it mate, when gun damage crit > gun damage it's obv
>>545951792They've said that like 3 times before, they probably didn't do much if at all and it's just another damage control post.Their anti cheat sucks, will forever suck and will never actually do anything until they bite the bullet, the game will forever be plagued by cheaters just like every other valve game including pro games.
Any game developer that thinks a 70 second respawn timer is a good idea deserves to be beaten to death in the street
really niggas there's just 1 slop needed come one join in 0VYM60VYM60VYM60VYM6
Whats the best character to ignore teamfights that your team always loses and just sneak objectives while retards are fighting?
>>545953509ivy
saga ready up nigga
>>545953509Ivy, fernus, wraith, geist, mirage, victor, seven
With how much background stuff with two-headed characters, like the skeleton poster and the cat advertisement, what are the odds we get an actual set of conjoined twins as playable characters? I think Sinclair could be reworked to that, but it might be better to make one from scratch.
>>545954327make it work
I feel like winning or losing has nothing to do with how well i play. Is that a good or bad thing?
>>545956342video games dont matter bro, just live life
>>545953179game over yet? Let a nigger in!
>two people on the enemy team disconnect> finally, maybe i can win a game tonight>we STILL fucking lose>vyper is 2/15 and spent the entire game diving towers and feeding>her lane partner moe was 0/5
>>545954993based
that was a miserable inhouse lol
>>545957125discord gooners had to scramble teams until they got a free win
>>545943223Did one of mine today too, granted it is just a blatant rip-off of Cho'Gall: https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/the-segale-brothers-ettin-double-trouble-two-heads-are-better-than-none.89058/
>>545957125are they over?
>la creatura americano
What's in Pocket's pockets?
>>545959093hes got a butt plug in his prison pocket
>>545958835so glad they removed his african DNA
>team feeds drifter>everyone else must now suffer for the whole gamelove the infinite stacking giga snowballer cancer characters. Definitely dont ruin every moba they're in.
are they gonna add the troubadour in at any point or is he just supposed to be fluff for the setting
>>545959968if theres a vn, hes probably in that
>>545959968His role in the narrative doesn't really work if you flesh him out more as a character so probably not
Amber Chuddies got too cocky while Sapphire Sissies played safe and scaled.
they can't add troubadour because he would get mogged by the driftchad
The black woman of Valve unoriginality.These are ΤWΟ different characters.
>>545959968only way the troubadour would make any sense as a playable character is if it was implied it's him rather than 100% confirmed
>>545960461How do you see the stats of a custom game?
>>545961385Glad you're on our side, ritual poster
I hope they rework Haze or Calico's appearance so he stops bitching
Does capacitor get rid of Shiv’s rage? That would kick ass
>>545961547They both need to be reworked and dont fit the setting at all
>>545961842there's a punk kid running around with a goat head and a homunculus of green goo piloted by a sea anemone or whatever, but some smoky lady and a negress with a sphinx are out of place?
epic clip from the last inhouse
>>545962267deadlock if it had good models
>>545961825no it doesnt and that would be utterly retarded
>>545959093>What's in Pocket's pockets?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok7fOwdk2gc
>>545962267Let me run an idea past y'allThese two, right?YuriThe mask stays onDream sexual assault
>>545962546Only if paradox has a throbbing gock.
>>545961446There's a code during every match at the bottom right, go to the projector after the game and input that code.
They'll be minding their own business like "Oh, look at me! I'm not about to be murdered!" and then... Bam! Hook gets 'em.
>>545962324>Not a single person on my team had anti heal>vs a geist billy dynamo ivy>The ult only drifter had to buy it>We still didn't had any but mine when the game ended
anyone got that replay code for the last inhouse that just ended?
>>545960461that nigga picked mo everytime it was available and went giganegative
0VYM6 need 4 for in house
>>545962854dead
>>545960461just noticed the damage on calicolmao what a legend
>>545962796sorry m8yeah, cheers
>>545960461>46886328how come it says calico did 8k damagebut when you click damage dealt by type it says 45knever seen that bug before
>>545962979gun damage isn't tracked on calico because she's not supposed to use her gun
>>545962267Is a 2025 Jeep Grand Cherokee with the Sports Deluxe Package out of place in this piece of fiction?
>>545962826I think noname sandbagging hard with his build contributed more to you guys losing to be honest. Good on him for balancing the teams by doing it though rofl.
>>545962979Because splitshot is genuinely the most broken item in the game, literally, it breaks the stats, breaks the data collection, breaks performance, etc.It should tell you how little of a shit valve gives about this game when it has remained like this for so long.
>>545963051the fuck are you talking about
>>545963054one/two tards in a single team completely decimate the game and make it unplayable, happens in normal games and happens here
if people call viscous an anemone one more time I'm gonna lose itamoeba say it with me amoeba
>>545963227It's a thing retards say about fantasy settingsIt comes from a 4chan post that goes something like>this setting has wizards, dragons, and hobbit, but a Toyota Corolla is immersion breaking for you?
>>545963571what's the point it's trying to make
At what rank are games actually fun?
"Oooohhoooh Papa Legba accept this offering, animate the inanimate, give a soul to this metal shell grant him life! ... and make him speak like a working class londoner."What did miss Shelly mean by this?
>1 more calico game before bed>enemy vyper is super aggressive in lane>they get low>see the head to base>cat>zip over to the guardians >GLOOM BOMB FROM DOWNTOWN>rage quitsWhat a note to end on
>>545963706>At what rank are games actually fun?whats not making the game fun for you
>>545963706Phantom.Eternus has poopsockers, Ascendants have the dunningkruger effect who rage at everything but themselves, Oracle is baby mode.Phantom is the sweet spot where everyone is good and fun to chat with on mic
>>545963953Mostly lane. People just ignore creeps and go for kills, and because im COMPLETE FUCKING DOGSHIT at clicking heads the other team just farms me. Then we lose lane and im so far behind i do no damage, get no kills, and no bitches. Then if i try to farm to make up the difference, my team is always short for team fights. Which I don't like doing cause farming is fucking boring as shit.
>>545964396stompy games happen no matter the rankas for your own performance all you can do is play the game a lot and you will get better over timejust try your best to enjoy the game no matter the resultst. e6
>>545963953>That's the neat part
What am i doing wrong if i win lane comfortably ( Let's say i'm 4-0 with 1k lead vs my lane opponents ) but it feels like i have to ignore every fight and be insanely efficient to even keep up with the guy who left the laning phase at 0-6?
>>545964753>stompy games happen no matter the rankGonna go buy a rope. In low alc after a losing streak. Kinda hoping the next rank down has people as mechanicaly shit as me.
>>545964396you can still win lane against aggro opponents if you play at the right angles and run boxes efficiently between waves.>>545965289watch a replay and see what the 0/6 guy is doing. probably he's catching waves and doing your sinners
>>545965374>he's catching waves and doing your sinnersUsually when i win like that, i'm the one stealing the T2 camps, taking sinners and pushing them to their walkers.Yet i rarely manage to get an advance unless the guy kill himself past 15 minutes, and any death or setback of mine will have them close the gap at light speed
Game's put me in Oracle 1 for the past few games (presumably because I'm using a character I barely play) and it's just been painful. Constant brooling while I lane janny. I get rich but it doesn't matter because I'm not involved with the fights because I gotta lane janny. The game is not fun when you can't rely on your team to defend objectives.I feel like I finally need to figure out how to not be dogshit with Wraith, Paradox isn't the optimal character for ratting, if it's even considered ratting when the whole team is just randomly fighting someplace.
henry and savannah should have different movesets
So, think they'll drop the official trailer for Deadlock at The Game Awards? I refuse to believe I'll be 27 if it takes 2 years to fully release as this shit was supposed to be released 2024/2025 as Neon Prime.
>>545967001>was supposed to be released 2024/2025 as Neon PrimeIt literally got redone from the ground up retard what exactly did you expect this to do to the previously planned schedule.
>>545954993Best character to come out of any moba.
>>545954327They should just give Paige two heads instead.
I wish people would stop playing the game like it's TDM. Lives are a resource. Objectives are not. Why the fuck do you gotta head to the lane with a teamfight when there's a friendly walker dying? Maybe you win the fight, great, you've traded one of their lives for one of our objectives. The guy you killed is going to respawn in 40 seconds. The walker is never going to respawn. You're not going to do anything with the kill you just got because the lane isn't pushed. Good job.
>>545968703I see something
>play haze>usually end up with kda like 20/1/x, game ends quickly, ~70% wr>play geist>similar kda, ~55% wr>play anyone else>lose every lane, no one on my team does anything or feedsplease god i just want to plan another character
>>545970163in general you are right, but a teamfight win can return two walkers or a midboss. making snap decisions on the game state and whether you are needed for a team fight is part of the game and general macro.a lot of players are new to assfaggots so many do not understand the importance of waves and objectives
>insult a doorman because hes doormaxing and playing exclusively to cart people under a walker>he spends the rest of the game seething in all chat and his whole team tries to hate crime me while they lose every fightis every doorman just a giga faggot or what
>>545970163Might be different in above my shitlow oracle/phantom games but i've stopped considering Walker to be more valuable than lives past 15 minutes.It seems to me that the only advantage of getting walker is making the map more open to steal camps, push waves further and remove a point where the ennemy team can somewhat safely catapult from and take refuge in.I've had way too many games where we held a solid objective advantage, two and sometimes three walker up, but we fail to create a large souls advance, lose a team fight and then we just all lose every objectives all at once.Midboss is the only objective that's always worse dying for it seems to me, everything else is meaningless in the late game.
>>545971180I SEE MACKU GINNIS
>>545971626yea there is a certain case of doorniggers who max their door to do this all gameThey lose doing the most obnoxious shit
>>545970163>Protect walker>But the team lost 4 people in the fight>The enemies then proceed to steal our jungles>Just from that fight alone, we got a 10k souls diffIs it worth it?Does your walker worth 10k souls?Does allowing your enemies to snowball worth more than the single walker?Good job, you are retarded.
how can valve ever top mina?
why the FUCK is this game not region locked? every time i get randomly shoved into a EU server and these players are so fucking bad i want to die
>>545972358it is but browns and russians use vpn to escape each other I fear
>>545972405doesn't steam know which country your account is made from?
>>545972341We had this exact conversation last thread and the answer was >>545863096
>>545972537sure but it doesnt matchmake based on where the account is made otherwise people who moved would be fucked
>>545972405they're not. you can check what steam server you are connecting to with tab+shift menu and it putting me in servers in denmark/london when im located in US east. pretty much everyone in the game is european except me and maybe 1 other person
>>545972331its not as straightforward as either your post or his is making it out to be, depending on who you are, how early it is, how strong you are, etc. it would influence that decision, early in the game if youre wraith for instance you should go to that walker and shove the wave, depending on how long that fight lasts you can steal their jungle or even take their walker, you can end up with more total souls than them because early in the game kills are worth almost nothing and death timers are low
I absolutely LOVE being farm-starved by my team on Victor...I'm absolutely positive that 5/8/11 Haze could use that 50k more than me...Yes Haze, keep gobbling up every camp, wave, and sinner...
>>545971236The keyword being 'can'. If you're brooling 24/7 while our walkers are under pressure, you're being taken for a fool. If you're fighting, it needs to be because you caught someone out of position or you have a chance to gain something from a positive outcome from the fight. These people are fighting only to find they have to just go push a wave and have nothing of consequence from the fight, besides losing the walker that was dying while they were fighting. >>545971717The enemy team is forced to come forward in this scenario. Your team should either be dominating the map with lanes pushed and building that significant soul advantage from their farm (because they lack walkers) or picking them off when they try to push a walker and then capitalising off that.>>545972331The question to begin with is what is the purpose of that fight? Again, if you're passively taking an objective because their team is busy fighting you, you are GAINING from the fight happening. If 4 people are dying in the fight there needs to be a really good reason why the team didn't back. Seems pretty obvious. If you're that far behind that you'll lose 4 teammates and the opponents lose 0, don't brool. You'll lose as you described.
>>545973074And just as an addendum, every enemy wave that dies with nobody around is a ton of lost souls. Brooling in a big group, you're not gaining any souls other than from kills which you're just trading with the enemy team, so it's a net 0 between you.
Babe, wake up! It's inhouse time!87DHN87DHN87DHN
>>545973376OH MY GOD I FUCKED EVERYTHING UPGT8Q1GT8Q1GT8Q1
>>545973376oh god it’s actually just tranhouse
>>545973376>tranny pedo inhouseno thanks
>>545973508>>545973541you were warned this would happen.
>>545973036You mention this and they say “Why don’t you just gobble it up, retard” and then something in Russian
>>545972331The more I think about your scenario the more ridiculous it is. Like how the fuck are you losing 4 people to 0 in a random fight on the map? How are 4 of your team dying out of nowhere? Are the entire enemy team in one place? MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUSH THEIR WALKERS WHILE THEY AREN'T THERE TO DEFEND THEM
the fact that trannies have infested the piss kink community because they take a diuretics as hrt reaffirms the belief that they are fucked up sex freaks
>>545973508>>545973541>>545973580oh my god bruh I wanna play the video game shut up nigga nobody cares bruh gawt dayum
>>545973693why does it feel like this post is incomplete
>>545973232I'm sure it works in Eternus or even Ascendant, especially with full stacks.But i've seen way too many games where deathballing just win the game, maybe not 10 minutes in, but when you face a hypermobile team great at doing catches moving in a pack of four when you play with randos everyone is forced to play really cautious and it gets really hard to farm or push wave safely.
>>545972341Someone needs to do a Geist version of this
>>545973694oh god it’s talking to me
slowly coming to terms with the fact that me and all of my dota buddies are getting too old to take deadlock seriously
>>545973798
>>545973880i don't know what this image means
>tranny retard already killed his lobby after <10 minutesand I was going to sabotage it too!
>>545947821The patrons imply that Vypers wish is to start a new life if her side wins
>>545974195A life where she somehow takes even more cocks?
>>545973036>>545973665nta but I have the same problem nowdays>enemy side of the map is too dangerous because they roam in groups of 3>Haze, Wraith or M&K just clean all jungles in our side>lanes are too push to safely farm>end as the 4th most farm heroI hate this shit when Im playing Victor and Seven and nobody wants to push with me or venture into the enemy side of the map.
I feel like I'm borderline retarded whenever I play this game, which character should I pick up?
how come farms don't respawn if you leave one left? seems like an easy way to gimp the enemy's souls
>>545947821What is Miku's wish again?
>>545974468mo, ivy, wraith, infernus, haze
>>545974468the one you posted
is there an inhouse up
>>545973376>abandoned
>>545972557I guess you didn't see the Mina cunny some dude posted here not that long ago.
