"When I'm playing Revenant I'm a girl" Edition >Nightreign DLC officially coming December 4th https://youtu.be/z5ASspHK398 [Embed] >Latest Nightreign patch notes https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024 >How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightlord resistances chart https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg >Main Information Document https://rentry.org/erpasta >Character Planners https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/ https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit >Interactive Map https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between >Miscellaneous Nightreign Data https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4 >Group/Multiplayer Password erg Touch Bloodstain: >>546578109
trish is my wife
>>546682761Don't remove the depth 5 guide from the OP you retard the old players will need ithttps://rentry.co/d5guide
Good MorningI hate women
>old playerserg is finished
>>546682848I played fine. We were just under-geared and underleveled due to lack of DPS. We need a duchess or an ironeye or recluse or a full dps revenant.
>>546683237>I played finenice cope pedophile shitter
Oh good, the devil knight melty continues into another thread
>>546683237THIS JIT CRACKS DOLLS
>>546683386Never said I never play badly. But I didn't make any major mistakes that game.
>>546683237please stop posting this picture I'm going to fail NNN
>>546682761It's more of a Nioh complaint than an Elden Ring complaint. But I hate how people bitch about difficulty in these games. In DES and DS, bosses had simplistic movesets. The combat wasn't more “heavy” and “realistic”; you were gimped as fuck. I've been playing Nioh, and basic enemies in Nioh 2 have more attacks than the bosses in the game. They just bully you with hitboxes and other boss bullshit.
>>546683749what kind of pictures would you prefer
>>546683923something that won't make me horny, like pics of the "female" ergies
>>546682761Why did you remove the rentryAre we really doing thread wars why tf do we even have the official "wiki" that literally has WRONG information like saying guardian can reflect troll pots
>>546683885If you’re getting bullied then you aren’t using weapon arts or the ninjitsus right. Nioh 2 is surprisingly forgiving especially with the burst counter
>>546682761>"When I'm playing Revenant I'm a girl" Edition
Bought some energy drinks and dinner. I might play with erg today.
>reclutroons seething in this thread tookino
>>546684159You don't get it, anon. Nioh 1 is clunky and simplistic. My problem is that bosses have few attacks and don't mix them up. Only humanoid bosses do that, and guess what, you're gimped too. You have to poke to win. Nioh 2 promotes a more aggressive playstyle and punishes poke and run. But at least they give you tools to be aggressive even without Yokai break. This is a problem in Dark Souls in general. Bosses are too simple. People are complaining about the aggressiveness in the new games when the game gives you more tools to deal with these problems.
>>546684193No one asked
>>546684342I’m not him, you just use the same mannerisms over and over again. It’s also ironic you’re calling people troons when you’re openly flirting with a guy
>>546683141Don’t talk about yourself like that>>546683749>>546684032Be silent terrjeet
>>546684593Fcuk you. Where do you live
>>546684491Nioh 1 runs in the exact same engine as 2 iirc. Calling nioh clunky is also bizarre, it has issues but the combat isn’t one of them. Again you just haven’t explored the weapon arts or ninjitsus enough, nioh is very free flowing when you learn it
>>546684161just noticed that it has to be a falseflag right >>546684193don’t blogpost and dont post my wife here
> criticism for greifing with LLTBT>meltyYou don't know what words mean. >openly flirting with a guyWhy are you making things up? That's people shitposting in the thread.
>>546684193Dumb cunt's race is going extinct and because they just don't feel like having kids right now
>>546684342I won't forgive Sludge for killing CC
>>546684491>nioh 2 punishes poke and runmaybe if you're running at normal speed instead of at 9000 miles an hour with your ninjutsu buff
>>546685407Whatever, enjoy your private lobby with your boyfriend you autist
>>546685659That's what I thought you lying cunt.
>>546685569What did he do?
>>546685569cc is kinda dogshit to be fair
>>546685407>It's just shitpostingNope
>>546685569CC was a shitter troon who whined and complained after every run until xhe eventually got buck broken so hard by caligo xhe uninstalled
anybody queuein?
>>546685962holy mother of trvkes
For me, terr is pretty mid at boss fights
where is the new nun art?
>>546685967Brave and stunning! So proud of xhir!!!!
>>546685962that melty was pretty funny
>>546685967AHHHHH jumpscare warning dude
>>546682910trish always seems really happy to see me when we get a game togetheri like it
>>546686463qrd?
>>546685967Did they win or lose that game?
ggs regular adel
>>546685994after dinner in 10 mins
GG Adel. Pretty decent run overall.
The only thing keeping these threads alive are the same 4 troons sucking each other off (although they aren't trans just larping)
Miquella is my wife.
he's so cool...
>>546686624just the usual post-loss sperg out and blame game but worse
>>546685962He keeps webm'ing mistakes /erg/ players do and I find that really cringeNo one plays perfectly for the entire run
did cc really leave while i was playing other stuffi liked her
>>546687048Isn't it terr that does that?cc was always playful about it
will my ping be too high if play with you guys
>>546687048A common troon thing to do is dunk on those Wyldchuddies missing ults>>546687249They both do it retard
>>546687474oh no no no ccxisters not like this....
>>546687474Wyld men missing ults is a big part of their charm
>>546682910>>546686491>they're still talking about a mexican teenager like this
>>546685591The same engine doesn't mean that the game hasn't been improved and that they haven't changed how the game works. Nioh 2 allows you to chain more things in combos. Nioh 1 is full of clunky and useless combos and features. Honestly, it felt bloated, while Nioh 2, which overwhelms you at first with 100 different mechanics, is less bloated than Nioh 1. Do you get what I'm saying?
>le negro reaction gifpot and black kettle
>>546686907> From made people pay for a modYou can shit on Bethesda all you want, but at least you don't pay the price of a new game for the DLCs. In fact, they even allow modders to monetize their mods.
can't we all just get along
>>546688897Anons get along really well here its like a family,
Back from work. Dunno what I did during it but sorry for griefing or killing cc or something. Hopefully wont be another 2 hour q
>>546685375
>>546689174>>546689197do u look like that?
>>546689174Do you look like this?
>>546689338>>546689359Only if you q
>>546689338I DONT FUCKING LOOK LIKE THAT
recursive loop engaged
cunny error
>>546689757Reclussy loop engaged
>>546689896>>546690036pumping
>>546690036Loved your Ella Bazinga phase lad.
imagine jorking your shit to a dude named sludge merchant
revenent is a tranny character if you pick it then hang yourself
I literally seen a 3/3 there
>first area is called Limbgrave>its a kingdom where they chop off limbs to give to their lord>second area is called Learnia>it has a college where you go to learn magicGRRM really phoned it in huh
I'm a real wife, I actually did it, a man fell head over heels in love with me and made me his wife! He had the attention of all these other girls and he chose me over all of them and now I am a real actual wife! I main Revenant with Holy up
Just won a game with randos where they kept dying to a field draconic tree sentinel but simply refused to give up and we spent an entire half day fighting this one boss, ended up at level 12 and still won cause it was fucking Adel
>>546690661mind = blown
>>546690661>haima testuStill funny
>>546690705Did you just get married anon?
>>546690661Yeah in the office we like to rumour about it, here you'd have already heard it all, how it was the final straw for Miyazaki, then the pandemic hit and he butchered the game and revised everything and the original vision was forever twisted, shattered even, as one could say
>>546690661good post
>>546690705where did you meet
>>546690661liurnia is not the 2nd area that's weeping peninsulaand it's called that because....it rains...constantly...bravo grrm
>>546690705No one cares + kys revtranny
>>546691243Weeping because it rains, Penisula because it sucks dick
>>546690705Girls are so precious, I love them
>>546691243>weeping peninsulathats part of limgrave
>>546691243Weeping penis is part of the Limgrave region anon.
>>546691243>liurnia is not the 2nd area that's weeping peninsulaWeeping penninsula is the minus 1st area.
>>546689174you've been here the whole time thoughbeit
>>546691648Weeping peninsula should have been the first area, specifically the tarnished should have woken up ashore in the northwestern coast of the peninsula, facing the erdtree in the beach near a giant octopus, and the first grace should have been the nearby merchant which was supposed to be Kalé, questline intact
>>546687761true they’re hot no matter what they do >>546686879my wife albeit
>>546691861I kinda like that its completely optional, it rewards you with some nice loot to help you early game if you go down there.
>>546690238Thought she was cunny here for a second>>546690705I know, I’m the husband, that’s me on the left and you on the right
>>546691861Its fine as a 'hidden' tutorial area for the rare person that was potentially getting filtered in Limgrave. Weeping Penninsula feels like a vertical slice of the game as a whole in its most unthreatening atmosphere.
>>546690661classic germ laziness even in other franchises that nigga is taking the shortcut SMDH
Wait wait wait waitWas Godfrey hiding in a boat this entire time?
>>546687761I love seeing Wylders miss their ults it's funny
>>546691942Sorry, he's mine. He's my wife, and I'm going to make him regret not dying.
>>546691456>>546691460>>546691648>>546691861my criteria for what should be considered an area is simple: if it has it's own map, then it's a separate area. it's not called south limgrave now is it?
Zorgods we DESTROYED another bugs fightmaybe we'll get spicy and fight an... Adel next!
>>546690705I am so jealous. Good for you. I hate you.
>>546692247it would have been a better tutorial land than limgrave, it is restrained in what it shows you but still has a surprising amount of depth and variety for early game content, it is more reminiscent of undead burg than anything else, and the fact that it is self-contained and its bridge leads to the entire rest of the map makes it feel like a more appropriate prologue to the rest of the game before the map opens up and starts giving you options, but they changed it at the last minute out of fear that critics and children would get bored of the road to Stormveil taking double digit hours without rushing it, they wanted people to be able to run and get squished by morgott within minutes of starting because that's what Breath of the Wild did
>>546692750Retarded criteria considering many areas are split into map pieces, Liurnia has 2 map pieces. Also play the game and check the map region tabs. Weeping is under the Limgrave region.
sorry for all the dying. that was my first depths 5 win. thanks
>>546690238Cutie I want to play with you so bad
>>546692750Thats a fine way to see it. >>546692816The tutorial is that 1 cave pit you can choose not to do when nearing Varre. Weeping Penninsula is just that for the general game instead of a cave. It has weak enemies, multiple churches, multiple merchants, a seed, and I think 1 of each type of poi. It even introduces the candletree minigame things before Liurnia shows them. Its all optional, and positioned to be in the direction someone would turn if following graces is filtering them.
>>546692785Are you trying to make erg boys fall in love with you too?
>>546693057Okay I worded that wrong I meant to add that it doesn't apply to areas with 2 map pieces but you get what I mean. MT gelmir isn't part of altus plateau either.
>>546693236following graces was equally a cop out for brainlets, but on my play throughs I enjoy adhering by the Guidance challenge, where the only graces i activate and use are those that have the path of light coming out of them, the amount of bonfires in this game is steps above excessive
gg honsei still struggle with some of his movesmostly his big comboi know how to dodge it in theory but in practice it's easy to panicalso i died stupidly on his dash, twice>>546693140don't worry about it, congratulations on the win
>>546693140Please read the depth 5 guide >>546683086
>>546692774Now he's being carried by two cheaters kekw
>>546693584>please do your research and only stick to the meta like a good mind slaveummm, no?
>>546682910Anon come play with me pls..
>>546693443>following graces was equally a cop out for brainletsIt was just ludonarrative. 99% of the time the grace would point into fog of an area you've never been to or to a place you already know to go to thru context like Varre standing right in the line of sight of the castle when talking about said castle to you. There are way too many grace points though, even excluding the ones that are >before boss>then boss arena>right after bossthat serve as mostly checkpoints the 'node' graces could be trimmed by half.
>>546693709Don't talk to me, D3 shitter
>>546694004you have a chinese mindset, your post is worthless
>>546693706how are they cheating?
>>546693958eewwwww don't start bringing up terms like ludonarrative when replying to me you total redditor
>>546694168Does set dressing soothe your autism better? I didn't mean to cross the broline.
>>546694082They both have cheated relics. Guardian has cheated dragon cult CEkino and Recluse has cheated crystal CEkino.
>>546694082Lotus build but on guardian
>>546694280none work cause I ceased caring already for a while now
>>546694354>they are cheating because they have better relics than I do. Weird cope.
>>546694071>not failing your team is a chinese mindset Okay, enjoy 3 barring to every boss and losing then retard faggot
>>546694482totally legit relics (;
>>546683885Yeah Nioh is the kind of game where the best defense is a good offense. There are definitely strong defense options (some of those parries in particular) but trying "learn" the fights like they're DS games is a bad time. Much more reliable to just blow up the boss/enemy's stamina bar and then just stunlock them with your high damage shit.
>>546694482if somebody has perfect relics that all synergize with each other and have no meaningful downsides there's a 1% chance they're just a really lucky person and a 99% chance they're a cheater, so i'm just gonna assume they're a cheater
>>546694657>>546695012Just say you're jealous and move on :)
>>546694482It's very legit. His deep relics are Dragon Cult x3, 2+ Affinity Attack x3, Dormant Seals, Guardian Faith Respec, all very above board. His normal relics are 3x Dragon Cult, 3+ seals, shield reflect, Vigor +3 x2, Lightning Attack +4
>>546695091Also every single downside is damage negation reduction while using flask.
>>546695091show screenshot.
>>546695091Those are all achieveable legit, correct.
>>546685962wuti had some rough runs where he had to keep picking me and the other guy's ass up and never saw a word of complaint in the thread
>>546695085why would i be jealous when i can download cheat engine and do the same with little to no effort lmaoi just think it's dumb
gn
>>546695203
>>546695327gn lil frogger
>>546695372>all blue rectangular relics>all effects in the same exact orderdamn what a lucky fellow
>>546695372
>>546695372rngod i kneel
>Zorban picking poise over damage neg at full againWhy is he like this
>>546693853How is Recluse's butt compared to Miquella's?
>>546695683Streamer man intentionally prebuilding tension for the views. They all play wrong on purpose when streaming so chat will engage with them.
>>546695683game's too easy for zorbGOD so he does silly stuff to make it more of a challenge
>It's Everdark Bugs>This kicks inhttps://youtu.be/ev_vPbqUlZs?si=OyDg0Yyvz5YWsDWVVIOLENCE. AGAINST. NATURE.
>>546695372Even if cheated relics like this were legit through thousands of hours of gameplay/gatcha spins, playing with these people is still insufferable because they are always shitters that floor tank all game, or make the game trivial, either way is a waste of everyone's time who wants to play game as it is intended.
who invited the french canadian drug addict
who left the 2/3 queue.... i just want another game before going to bed...
>>546695872Reddit post
Achoo!
>>546696353j'urine sur l'île qu'on appelle montréal, tabarnak!
>Improved Beastials + Evergaols>Improved Beastials + Invadersdo I dare
>>546695317Weird presumption on your part, he just got lucky and got better RNG than you? Weird personality issue, I guess.
>>546696443bring me your best gamers
>>546696506is this the courtroom sketch for what dee trumpy and bubba were doing
>>546694436You cant claim you dont care after posting about how words triggered you>>546694168Anyways Elden Ring is a reddit game.
Your Local Jim has officially entered depths 3
>>546696738wallah fan?
>>546694436took him 30 minutes to reply you blew his nerves out or something
>>546695317that anon is clearly baiting for (You)s, ignore him and yes cheating is cringe.
Extremist you should have kept the antspur. Poisonrot is good on ED Libra since he takes forever anyway. At least ping it if you drop it.
>>546696738Good luck, if you get to D4 you can play with us again.
>>546696623sorry anon i'm too eepy nowgonna listen to some positive affirmations ASMR and fall asleep
extremist stop playing guardian you griefing faggot you contribute literally nothing
>>546696723it is pretty clear that the cessation of caring commenced upon the processing of your verbiage which evidently revealed you to be a mentally unfit individual for me to engage with in any sincere capacity, thusly my lack of caring remains applicable, veritable, and reasonable, ok sweetie?
>>546697262>thinking any of this is accidental
>>546697124goodnight cutie
>>546697262Kneel to your new birdGAWD overlord.
noob wylder entering queue1/3
>>546697332>worst class>no night invaders or gaols relics >fucking guard counter build>doesn't upgrade his shield or halberd to blue until midway day 2he's doing it on purpose to kill our runs or something
>>546697262Just block him lol. Pass is gonna get more active with DLC tourists and returning OG's anyway.
Sextremist go pick up the greatbow like ZorbGAWD
>>546697584a-anon...
>>546697584blocking is the behavior of quitters and peasantry
>>546695492I hate seeing this bitches face everywhere >>546695740It’s pretty great hard to choose>>546696461>>546696353Trvth
>>546697706usually its the most annoying retards saying this
if Fromsoft had balls they would bring back Fume Knight and Velstadt and make them a duo night 2 boss fight
>>546697552This is why he keeps getting blocked. Look at how much talking about this is causing him to break down ITT with his spam.
i've been in queue like 40 minutes, bored
>>546697262>birdjeet shits things uptypical>>546696723tsmt
shifty i love you and all but please don't run into the fort to grab staves while we are actively fighting the invaderanyway gg honse
gg. The fight really turned around when I switched to the blue lightning weapon over the bastard's stars
>>546697840all the cool kids are playing arc raiders now
>>546697994gg horse, actually i ran in to die since i crashed while loading cursing usI didn't want you guys reviving me
I’m really sorry ender lillies, I wish I could’ve shown you how fucked everything was on my side with weird lag spikes during the libra fight. I also couldn’t spam damage since the recluse kept walking beside libra and casting the black hole, I think it’s because extremist didn’t have a less likely so she wouldn’t go away and engage something else. 60 game streak in the bin, guess I deserve it
>>546683141I like women
>>546697584sounds like cope honestly
Extremist? Yep that's the new S-tier.
>>546697262ah just like old times
>>546697706
>>546698224All good, NT. I really hestitate to try and abuse stuff like Clinging Bone (the draining kiss thing whatever its called) and backstabs on them because they're just so fucking jittery. Even when I grapple them it's like half a second before you see them stagger
>>546698224>60 game streak
It’s literally impossible to dodge consort Radahn second phase. What the fuck were they thinking.
>>546698541I honestly knew it was cursed when I two barred so early. Typically it’s so easy to dodge the turrets as recluse but they literally stalled nearly every time I tried to dodge them the ending was it just happening again. Also why did extremist drop that bleed rot antspier. Strange decisions all round from him
I wish I had a girlfriend
I like my raider build a lot, he goes almost to 3000 HP but the ironeye build just bring so much more wins home cause I can revive 3bars endlessly and take all aggro on me.Sad :(
>>546698927Eat the path
>>546699081they're overrated
Might take a break until the DLC just so it's more fresh
I've been playing with /erg/ for a few months, I have hundreds of games with you guys, reached 9999 with you guys.For some reason the first time I played with EXTREMIST was this week, and I've had a good 5 or so games with him now (I guess he came back from hiatus?). At first I was excited because in every tier list he's in S or SSS tier.But he's just kind of... mid? 3-bars a lot, makes bad pathing decision, play guardian, etc.I'm not upset or anything I just don't see the hype.
>>546699605I was literally thinking about doing exactly this today. RDR2 has been sitting in my library for like 5 years now, might be time to actually play the game.
>>546699817He might be on fentanyl tonight he's been acting weird.
>>546699817>he fell for the meme
>>546699817He was S tier pre-DoN because he figured out early how to make guardian literally unkillable with relics and item passives but now it's all common knowledge
What impacts how many sigils you get as a reward?
>>546699817I genuinely wouldn't mind him if he equipped a night invader and gaol relic and went faith caster. At least he'd do some amount of damage because right now he does nothing for the team.
>>546700754The boss itself (Heolstor gives more than Adel) and if it's ED or normal. Also there's some random variation.
execuck dodges heolster.....
>>546699256I would like to find that out for myself
>>546700754You get 5~ sigils base. You get more in DoN, and the higher the depth the more you recieve. You also got more the first time you defeat a nightlord. There's also some random variation to it.
GG jellyfish. It's so satisfying when you use Reclusoid ult and it one shots all of the jellies...
Does anyone on this password do damage?
>>546701510gg
>>546701575*raises paw*ummm... me!
>>546701575Yes? I do big booba damage
>>546701575>do no damage>EEW YOU DO NO DAMAGE BLOCKED!!!>do damage>eeew CEkino cheated relics you triviliaze the game castersissy!!!fugging wylders man
>>546701575As long as you have night invader and gaol relics then yes anyone can do damage
>>546701913I've never complained about people doing "too much" damage, the fuck>>546701945not really. people run meme builds and do 0dps the entire game even with those
>>546701575Anyone playing Recluse Duchess or Revenant does damage
>>546698047That shit looks like ass honestlyThen again this does too>>546697840Asa sex
sybau
Wormface-sama...
>>546702274What do you consider meme builds? Respec builds aren't a meme, wizard raider or faith wylder does solid damage. Zero damage meme builds would be like cocktail recluse or greatbow/ballista only raider
>>546699256not that you would know>>546699837it’s very overrated, dropped the ball on a lot stuff including just copying and pasting the story from the first, but as far as cowboy simulators there’s none better on the market
>>546701594Cute!!!!>>546701661You do NOT have a paw *punches you in the throat*
>>546702670nah they dont theyre trash. fuck off
just bought a 4chan pass to mitigate the "fake nora" phenomena that's been happening recently where people who know my trip pretend to be me.now fake nora will need my trip and in addition a 4chan pass from 2025 to post as fake nora. i have beat the system.Now, on to thread matters...Here has what FROM SOFTWARE has done about the lawsuit.>no response from any from software employee since LINE PLAY shut down>despite my lawsuit reaching millions of followers on twitter, they didn't respond to my claim that a parallel dimension exists in ELDEN RING>they continue to be silent about everything>even when japanese people start dying>they could put a stop to that at any moment by unleashing this secretThe hunt must end. I still side with the Eileen Bad Ending in Bloodborne, even now.
horse rapeggs fellas
gg pony
>>546703927I can't believe you're still doing this
>>546703927i filtered your name and tripcodeplease leave immediately. thank you.
>>546703927This is one of the best humiliation rituals ever.
i guess the moral of this story iswhen you're fighting the ice dragon and the rain comes, just run the fuck away
>>546704045you gave up on waiting for a resposnse from FROM? I haven't. I'm trying to force the issue.the latest sign i got from them wasn't from FROM SOFTWARE but BANDAI NAMCO instead, when they chose Evanesence for Nightreign's launch trailer.That CONFIRMED a parallel dimension exists in Nightreign. If you think otherwise you just don't understand Nothingness, a japanese concept by the way.
>>546703927That's cool and all but when are we seeing you on BLACKEDRAW.com?
>>546704093nora has been with /dsg/ longer than you anon
somebody convince me not to replay disco elysium
>>546702482are there revs left here that actually use incantations??
>>546701575yes
>>546704383I sometimes use them, despite what people think
>>546704205this level of mental illness unironically scares me
This is still one of my favorites
>>546704135We really should have just cleaned up the castle and then maybe done a few of the smaller mountain bosses near the base, would have hit a nice 13-14 that way. Is what it is though I just followed and thought we would have enough time to get the dragon
I love my erg friends
>>546704518Its just a cry for help that won't go answered in the digital age. Lost generation syndrome.
>>546704759List them
>>546701913>>do no damage>>EEW YOU DO NO DAMAGE BLOCKED!!!i mean honestly I have no problem with melees who know what they're doing and try to "anchor" for the team while doing respectable damage with fists or weapon skills. but i got a guardian ive never seen before today with no night invaders or gaols and frankly he sucked ass.
>>546704135urgh that was awful, i regret everything
>>546705019>>546704757>>546704135names?
>>546704794too many to listif you've played with me, you're my friend
>>546704984That happened again?
>>546705078What a nice thing to say
>>546705019Did you guys get your runes? I was kind of tilted so I just mashed into the spirit spring after i picked up my orb passive lol
>>546705078made me tear up a bit
>>546705137there's too much meanposting and seething and screen shotting people who are 3 barredI will bring about the erg niceposting meta
>>546705241I picked them up then died, but the game killed me twice lmaodied once, respawned in the zone down then died again despite being down
>>546704779>Its just a cry for help that won't go answered in the digital agei mean i was in a state university when "Bloodborne" happened. That cry for help was answered with my japanese sensei at uni suggesting for me to go to church. I refused on the basis that I want to move to Japan and convert to Japanese mentally.I was looking for help from FROM SOFTWARE because I was trying to understand their game. My favorite Bloodborne character is the Skeptical Man. I did get people who claim to be from FROM SOFTWARE on "LINE Play", an app that used to allow japanese people to communicate with Westerners. And that mascot of that app, Cherry, sent me lots of hearts when I was trying to process everything. But after LINE Play closed, Cherry vanished.With LINE Play gone, my access to these people claiming to be FROM employees shut down. Nowadays, japanese people insist on talking/communicating with Twitter, which FROM Software barely does in comparison to the other big japanese companies (Kojima productions, etc.) where Hideo Kojima himself interacts with us digitally.
what theme is the new shifty earth?
>>546705407I know Everett, I hope it works out for ya.
>>546705407>That cry for help was answered with my japanese sensei at uni suggesting for me to go to church. I refused on the basis that I want to move to Japan and convert to Japanese mentally.this is the funniest shit I've ever read in this general
>>546697584if you can't win with a dead weight teammate in your team, then you don't deserve to be in D5
>>546705301Good luck
>>546705407you've been posting about this for 5-10 years now and only now you bothered to learn japanese, you're a larper
GG horsey and thanks for the carry as always practice-sama!! I hadn't played executor in a while, his loot pool is so fun.
>>546704383i do, i spam lightning spears and wrath of gold 24/7
Why colossal weapon/sword damage so shit in late night 2/night lord? Slow and low damage with no real good art of war. The only good colossal is ghiza wheel with bonker one-handed charge attack.
>>546705948you're beautiful
Uhm sorry for dodging guys I'm gonna go clean my GPU and come later
>>546705864GG Ironeye and Executor. That was my first game on Depth 5.
>>546706152calm down prattling pate
>>546704779reminds me of the russian tranny who lived in japan and was making that yay_fairy game. what even happened to him?
>>546706182oh you did fine!!! and welcome!
where's team
vacuuming every shard in both rises is crazy come on shifty
2/3 please queue
>>546704339is it good and immersive?
>>546706706those are both subjective, but I'd say yes
>>546706646I look like rev and I do this
>>546706960you're beautiful
>>546705852what? i was studying japanese at uni when Bloodborne happened.i have about...4 years of Japanese on my belt. But I had to restart from almost scratch so take off 3 years and i'm about 1 year in on serious self-study mode.Since nobody has come to save me, even now, I started fishing for the SSW visa to work in Japan. That just requires me to pass the n4 exam and i can work at a japanese business. The test is in 3 weeks. It's called the JLPT N4.Worst case scenario, is i need to the generic work visa, which requires an n2 and bachelor's degree, which I don't have because of Bloodborne...but there is a "10 year work experience" method that can sidestep that bachelor's degree requirement.If you're blind at how hard actually leaving America is..let my experience be a warning. America to Japan immigration is still one of the most difficult experiences you can go through.
>>546705241i didn't try to get mine, i just wanted to watch shifty's efforts
>>546707114Why'd you take off your pass bud?
>>546707402>>546704093
>>546707402>Why'd you take off your passit's literally right there next to the word "Anonymous". do you know how 4chan pass works?
the queue...... pls join...............
I am becoming inebriated
Well, got knocked out of depth 3. I don't care though I only do depths for the extra murk
>>546704237That is a man Terr. Control your south Asian homosexual urges please.
>>546707952you're the guy playing solo right? it's ok, game is hard.
>>546704298>been with /dsg/awesome you can both go back>>546704779i don’t think he wants help man
still the best Bloodborne quote>>546708112read pic related and seethe
>>546708084No, just playing with randoms. I managed to get paired up with two that haven't figured out how to dodge 3mutts chain whip. Whole run was a shitshow
gg mystery helloster, stop going into the invader forts if it spawns up top, just clear the way up and it will path its way down on its own eventually and we wont be swarmed by the scary blue footsoldiers.
>>546705301That’s definitely not happening but I appreciate your futile effort regardless.
>>546706390means someone alt f4'd on character select screen
>>546708214game is especially hard with randoms.i still can't consistently dodge his chain whip btw. it's a tricky move to dodge with multiple versions with different timings/fakeouts, and the ED version is even harder. only way i've managed to deal with it is by either hugging him close or stay way out. i don't blame randoms for finding it difficult to dodge, because it IS difficult to dodge.
>>546708227gg heolstor things got a little scary there but glad we somehow pulled through. sorry I got a little impatient there because I had garbage items and thought we could just run in there grab a staff and cloak us and take out the invader ASAP and then leave
>>546704339i did not find it especially replayableyou can see most of the content on a first run, and most of the fun comes from learning and figuring things out, which you aren't gonna get on a replay
i would've been so prepared for hotdogs look at that fucking HP bar, most i've ever gotten without grafted
>>546708868gg dog, all that prep for a free boss>>546706646sorry force of habit, i usually try and leave some for the other casters
>>546708652>most of the fun comes from learning and figuring things out, which you aren't gonna get on a replayI suppose you have a point, I'll wait another year I guess
>>5467088683 erg girls in one team...
gonna queue again
>>546709040who has the biggest boobs of them?
>>546709183kirry kip
>>546708176meds retard
>>546708438Yea I'm not one to talk, I just figured out earlier that you can jump over adels jaw grabs, whereas before I would get munched on over and over with birdman kek
>>546709613>meds retardthis is your service. you try to prey on nihonjin about your magic book and make them forsake their own holy book (the Kojiki). your response is "read the book?" if they say "no" your next response is "MEDS"Maybe the population of people like me is rather low, people trying to connect with Japanese Baby Boomers and resist what's been happening.I won't allow it to happen to me.
>>546710529Holy word slop
wheres the pass and the trip
>>546710529kek
>>5467091832 of those are flat
all duchess mains are the same person
how many calories is in a pistachio
Nightfarers with outfits like this when?
>>546711912gay
the things I do for moneyI'll never understand
I got that fuckin night invader ...
>>546710529Put your trip back on faggot
the real boss was not getting death blighted or madness'd by relics
>>546711756N-n-n-no.......
>>546712636REAL i got madness'd like 4 fucking times, somehow didn't go down thofuck this boss give me his ED version instead
I hate boobs
>>546712636>>546712771new to wylder, completely forgot I was running ISA ehe
>>546699817Posts like these make me hesitant to coop with you guys, you seem like mentally ill high schoolers.
>>546706182Read the D5 guide >>546683086
>>546712832WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????/
>>546707114Even if you can understand Japanese, what makes you think they will hire a foreigner? As in what line of work are you trying to take?
>>546713189thanks captain obvious
do you guys think gemmy will ever come back
>>546713189they really are. Just play with randoms it's the true hardmode anyway
>>546713385>what makes you think they will hire a foreigner?Here in Japanese Buddhism they call that "merit". What merits do I have? Well, ignoring the fact that I STILL HAVEN'T SOLVED BLOODBORNE and it remains an unsolved game even now, I've been doing things to increase my buddhist merit.As a lot of japanese have been dying recently, i've been doing a buddhist service for the deceased by helping them in their afterlives in Meido and the Ten Kings of Hell. This religious activity gives me positive karma and merit in the Japanese Buddhist religion.I hope my message is clear that I will fight for Nippon as many times as it takes until they hear me, and just perhaps, someone somewhere will do the impossible and solve a japanese videogame.We're all waiting for just one person to do it. I'm keeping my promise. I just need Japan to keep theirs.
>>546713848open wide
1. (pathology) A psychiatric diagnosis denoting a persistent, often chronic, mental illness characterised by abnormal perception, thinking, behavior and emotion, often marked by delusions.
>>546711912>>546713848SYBAU weirdo
>>546713848What the actual fuck take your meds, the new Prime Minister of Japan is HEAVILY against immigration (particularly to browns but not limited to them either) Also what do your schizo theories about a 10 year old video game and whatever the fuck you're doing that is Buddhist got to do with your real life problem of getting a job in Japan and living there? Because I have a friend from Canada that managed to immigrate there legally by getting a job as a software engineer and also married a Japanese girl.
>>546713848Bro you don't even have your n4 and you think you'll get hired? Most places want an n2バカ外人
>>546714221Canada has a holiday working visa with Japan. America does not. Also, the holiday working visa for Japan requires you to be 30 years or younger, which allows a lot of countries to access Japan and steal Japanese Wives before their holiday expires.But since i'm being punished for living in fucking America, that visa isn't an option. I have no idea why they specifically restricted America from the holiday working visa but kept it for Canada.
>>546714474>>546713848are you actually a girl
>>546714295>tfw the application deadline for the JET program passedoh well
>>546714474>I have no idea why they specifically restricted America from the holiday working visa but kept it for Canada.You can thank the shitty tourists like Johnny Somali for that.Still doesn't answer the question of what job you could possibly get in Japan other than janitor or stocking shelves. do you really think there's a job vacancy for "curator of bloodborne lore"?
finally got to depth 2 after ages of trying with randoms (˶>⩊<˶)surely this is where the good players are right? ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?
>>546713297I did, thanks.
AIEEEEEE GLADIUS-SAMA
>>546714880No you just have to play enough games since you don't lose any points for losing yet
zamn ballista revenant is so good!
>>546714996doesn't this fag get tired of throwing games?
>>546714996Well, at least he's doing it to randoms and not us.
>>546715084his team was abysmal but Zorban sissies will tell you that he was better when he's playing ranged vs dogs
>>546714830i have existing work experience in customer service. my last trump card is the 10-years work experience to bypass the bachelor's degree requirement which is absolute fucking bullshit by the way.if a gaming company does throw me an olive branch, i could get into game design. I've programmed many games before on the BYOND engine...but lack experience with the big engines like Unreal.Before you ask, I already checked, and Customer Service is indeed supported through the SSW program which only requires the n4.
>>546715296answer the fucking question >>546714570
>>546714996>Raider and Wylder do zdps and die constantly >Couldn't hold aggro for more than 2 seconds>Zorban on ballista Rev did 90% of the damage
>>546715336>>546715256
>>546715256>>546715390He was objectively better. They did quite literally nothing.
>>546715323he ain't a girl, buddy
>>546715296Jesus Christ its worse than I thought, maybe you should look into being a gaijin english teacher.
>>546715490I mean he played ranged and ran away whenever he had aggro. He also died and got ressed by the wending grace when he was running away waiting for ult. >Talking about doing 90% of damageZorban you fuck stop reading the thread and jerking yourself off
>>546715772gg wish it was 3bug
>>546715772Mush and trish new couple?
>>546715772>getting carried by trishjeet and a has-been B tierthat is embarrassing
>>546715772nightmare lobby
>>546715827Mush isn't into 16 year old boysAt least I hope he isn't
>>546713189Look bro if he wants to be a 0dps birdtard that's completely fine but chill with the ego and tantrums
>>546715991trish is 23
>>546715991I'm straight, I love girls
>>546716032Nope
>>546700768The only good path for guardian is the quality relic but when I played with him pre hiatus he still had the same dogshit relics.
>>546714880Are you a girl?
>>546699817Posts like these make me excited to co op with erg, since I'm good at the game and like grooming 30 year old elden ring fans
>>546715705>Jesus Christ its worse than I thoughtAmerica to Japan immigration is the worst experience in the entire world.You need a bachelor's which is insane in America, which nets you on average a $30,000 loan for a CHANCE to be accepted by JET. a lot of people who try to get Japan get filtered in various ways. You're punished for not learning Japanese at 12 years old for example, since most people don't know the MEXT exists as a child, because their parents aren't trying to help them immigrate to Japan at such an early age.
>>546715991>>546716032>>546716094Source for these claims?
>>546714701>>546714295what is a jet and n4/n2
>>54671625Why do americans have to do all that but kurds and chinks are allowed to immigrate freely?
>>546712907I look like this
Why can't we see Wylder's face? Is he nonbinary?
>>546716689show stubby body
queue for the videogame right meow.>>546715772gg>>546716029bird did well tho, very clutch imo desu
>>546716505>what is a jet and n4/n2the JET is a program for people with existing bachelor's degrees to teach English in Japan. It's a widely known pathway to Japan where people usually find a different job in Japan before their visa expires.Only about 25% people who apply for the JET get approved for it. The JET requires no japanese knowledge.>n4/n2Difficulty levels for the Japanese Language Profiency Test (also known as the 日本語の力試験) that the Japanese Government accepts for their visa programs.N5 is the easiest level, and N1 is the hardest. Usually, japanese businesses want the N2, which requires about 2 years of continuous study after the N3.
546685967why would you prompt something like this with AI slop
I do not have a single relevant or helpful line on any of my Dormant Fist relics. I'm gonna go fucking insane. Fuck Ishizaki. FUCK ISZHIAKI. FUCK ISHIPOOOPPPPPPPPP
>>546716803
>>546708868GG mapless rot forest is fucking weird
He's such a whiny cunt going on about waaah where's my mark waaah where's my restage when he's playing fucking ballista raider holy shit he's gotta be rage-baiting on purpose
>>546716847>Difficulty levels for the Japanese Language Profiency Test (also known as the 日本語の力試験) that the Japanese Government accepts for their visa programs.Is it really a japanese government thing? I might be going for a visa soon but mostly just because I already work with a japanese company and can and have been doing my work with my current (hodgepodge) level of japanese, but it might be easier to do it in japan. I have no idea how I would place on these language competency tests but I suspect not very high. Or not very low. I'd do badly, I think.
>>546717378I'm not gonna laugh at this because I don't want to go to hell.
q up
>>546717458>Is it really a japanese government thing?yes. the japanese government will ask for the n2 and n1, or the n4 in my case. you get a reward for it from the japanese government which is points on a residency visa for the n2/n1, but no reward for the n4.
>threw trying to res with a ballistaAIEEEEEE HOELSTER-SAMA
Dude this connection is completely unplayable
Remance are you in brazil?
>>546719270names?
>>546719442remance is literally sliding everywhere and the bosses are moving at 2fps
gg cold dogsi love having more hp than a wylder as an ironeye
Welp everything was sliding around for me that run and items took more than a second to appear and pick up. Still got way more stacked than enough for a regular cold dogs gg
gg never ed dogs
>Zorjeet throwing d5 games with his useless balista buildKeep this up and you'll be blocked by not just the password but everyone who still plays this game you fat fuck
How do I win over Zdradamommy?
>>546719905are you gonna play the new nunmommy and cosplay as her and tease cute pent up erg boys while RPing as her?
>>546719965Are you talking about yourself?
remance are you reconnecting
>>546719417>>546719493yeah sorry my internet seems to be real bad at this time of day. couldn't connect back.
>>546720481kys zorjeet stop griefing games if you do this shit in the password when the dlc comes out all the returning ergers will quit again
>>546720507sorry game not letting me.
>>546720470i'll try her out for sure but i'm not too keen on using incants...if she has good stamina i'd probably just play her as melee
>>546720879I think she'd be great for using those big heavy weapons with faith scalings and also spam their ash of wars like that big dooting hunting horn
>>546720879okay cool, can I see your boobs please?
what do you call this move
>>546721310Suicide.
aieeeeee
>>546721310Allahu ackbar
the wall lol
Probably the most dogshit useless I've been all day. Sorry Grem. Day 1 and 2 were also completely unplayable with that guy's connection and then I got horrendous drops on top of that
Couldn’t have done anything at the end, got hit by madness build up thing with a ground sigil spawn into him doing the madness buildup thing again. Honestly alt f4ing if I ever see someone on guardian vs libra again, it’s a really unenjoyable experience
>>546721549>>546721530>>546721501>xhe didn't block the griefjeet extremistThat's your own fault buddy
Why are so many oldfags coming back now when the dlc is still a few weeks aay?
>>546721530no worries we did our best i got cocky and tried to attack while standing in front of him but of course he had to do the instant double chomp
>>546721709To derust
>Taking damage causes madness build upHow much does this fuck you on Libra?
>>546721916Getting hit on Libra kills you anyway so it makes no difference
>>546721916It's only bad if you plan on tanking hits, which no character should be doing (in D5). The move where libra makes everyone take automatic madness + no orbs + condemned forma de diablo chasing you is the killer one.
who's meradalza
>>546720558Lmao>>546721709>so manyRelax it’s only a handful these are probably the ones that won’t just quit in a week is all >>546721916Sex
Sex between two futa Recluses in an expedition
GGs Buggos
>>546722762its you're mom lol
>>546719493ah yeah he is from the moon
>remance>practice>yerbatero>bandersonAll of these are from a different planet. Expect a lot of lag. What's surprising is that shifty is (allegedly) Australian but doesn't cause any lag.
>>546723329I saw BBH literally start the grab attack then cancel it into another attack shit was crazy
>>546723524none of these are as bad as remance, he is the only one block worthy
>>546723524Sissy will sometimes d/c at the beginning of the match which can have all sorts of ramifications but yeah I don't get enemies sliding around or chests taking an hour to open
I just want my Grafted CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
>>546723524There are at least 3 other Australians other than Shifty and to my knowledge no one has complained about our laggy connection
>>546723636>>546723329I regret not keeping the purple pulley crossbow we found early because i was tripping balls trying to melee basically anything
>>546723524lag is not latency, when you play with shifty or banderson then every mob will react a second later to you hitting them but nothing will slide or teleport aroundthis delay in reaction to being hit will cause a trade in hits a lot of the time, killing you which can be extremely annoying
>>546724156I'm used to that, happens with more than just those players.Though I had an egregious moment where I grappled a condemned when they were mid air which usually knocks them on their ass but they completed their jump arc and fucking smacked me
>>546724117I know I'm fighting 100 miles away in this clip but look at what the fuck is happening on my screen at all times
sludge you know you can ping a mine and we'll help you kill the troll right
Demons curse came at the wrong time
Sludge next time you need a Stone2 you can just twirl in front of me and I'll ping it for you
>>546724497Why are you not following your SSS+ GAWD Merchant everywhere he goes?
>>546724497Sorry you were kinda ahead and then I remembered about it so I just went alone since it’s a troll but the demons curse thing appeared and I couldn’t see what the troll was doing
idk how caligo died so fast gg
>>546715682How do you know that?
>maybe I'm being too harsh on this mod, maybe it's better as a caster>start a sorcerer>progress a little bit before deciding I want to try INT/STR>go to get the meteoric ore blade>forgot that the mod "adjusted" ruins, requiring you to kneel on 2-3 sigils guarded by enemies before you're allowed to enter them>spend like 10 minutes slowly whittling my way through the kindred and dogs guarding the ruins>pick up meteoric ore bladeWhat a pain in the ass>pick up meteorite staff>it has some sort of unique skill that I can't cast despite meeting the minimum requirements>overrides the L2 of my left hand weapon, meaning I can't attack with my short sword, only block, because attack was moved from L1 to L2 for left hand blockingWhat a pain in the ass>go to pick up Carian slicer, assuming it's one of those spells that restores FP>turn in the Carian slicer scroll>no Carian slicerOh, of course, it wouldn't be "balanced" if Carian slicer was in Limgrave. How silly of me. After all, it's not like FAI builds can't cast catch flame from the beginning of the game.>assume that Carian slicer has been moved to the royal house scroll in Liurnia>need to fight the "new" boss (it's a Night's Cavalry on foot) blocking off Liurnia>trivial, but it takes like 3 minutes of spamming glintstone pebble even with 22 INT and the meteorite staffWhat a pain in the ass>pick up and turn in royal house scroll, learn Carian slicer>walk outside>use it on a Miranda sprout>95 damage, 3-shot>close Reforged, open vanilla>test it on the exact same Miranda sprout on a character with the exact same stats and equipment>235 damage, 1-shotMy mistake. It wouldn't be "balanced" if Carian slicer were a good spell.I've never seen a mod that so thoroughly misunderstands the design philosophy of the game it's modding. Reforged is so insufferably precious about all its little balance changes. It wants you to progress the "correct" way in a game that was designed for the exact opposite approach.
Someone q
>>546724560that's gay as hell
Why are you guys so mean to Zorban?
>>546725501You realize all your crying about a mod of a game being harder is pathetic
>>546725675he gives off major reddit vibes
I can't believe my wife Trish is so popular..
>>546725675abandoned us once he got popular
>>546725675Zorban is mean to everyone else he plays with
>>546725720don't talk about yourself, pablo
>>546725712I'm not complaining about the difficulty, even though it's full of enemies with bloated HP pools who are tedious to fight (I'm not even counting the red-eye enemies with 4x health of the NPC invaders with comically high HP), I'm just saying that the mod is a poorly designed piece of shit that passive-aggressively slaps the player on the wrist for trying to "break" it.But believe whatever you want to believe, faggot.
>>546725675i mean he is an asshole. you get what you put in.
GGs Gigagoat. My heart sank on that random DC. Glad I was able to get back in but holy shit that entire boss fight was lag hell. The condemned were healing to full after every bit of damage I did and they would just randomly die while walking around.
Any D2/4 erg pass anons? I don't want to get into D5 games and only win 50 points.
>>546725501>It wants you to progress the "correct" way in a game that was designed for the exact opposite approach.That's basically what I thought when someone started talking about how they put a champion gundyr with 10x the HP outside of weeping peninsula. it sounds really tedious and pretentious. already learned my lesson with some ds3 slopmods like archtones and cinders
>>546726027Miquellafaithful and maybe Extremist? Sludge merchant should be there too but he keeps getting carried into D5.
>Magic+14 & Dormant Staves>Duchess Skill Attack Power>Gaols + Invaders>HoarstompWho's ready for me to run out of FP after doing 50% of the bosses health in one blast and then floorhug the rest of the fight
>>546726032To be fair, you can go circumvent that fight, but the game only tells you this once you die to him once. The message does not appear otherwise. They added a spiritspring that allows you to jump into Weeping Peninsula. I've fought the boss in question and I don't really like him. I don't know why, he just feels off to me.As for whether it adds anything to the experience, the obvious answer is no.
>>546726027what is your depth?
How to build a viable sorc/dagger Duchess? Dagger for melee range, sorc for when the enemy is out of range. Any idea /erg/?
>>546726830A lot of people don't like trying to fit it on their build BUT Successive Refills FP + raw R2's with the dagger is pretty dang awesome. 2 R2's or R2 and an R1 or 2 will proc the refill every time.Slicer, Pebble, Crystal brap are all great so if you wanted you could really just leave dormant daggers on and go for affinity attack instead of magic attack
>>546726961>Slicer, Pebble, Crystal brap are all greatits probably obvious but i forgot to mention, these are the most common spells you're going to find out of blues at Rises and Forts and you're probably goign to have to upgrade them at the mines often if you want to get maximum value out of them
I think another break from nig reign is due for me. Almost all of today's games had me annoyed as if winning or losing actually matters when the stars are going to have to perfectly align for me to ever fall out of D5
>>546726961Seems promissing. Should i try to fit post damage regen somewhere? And how about damage negation/hp+ should I use it too?
>>546698224>RecluseDeserved shitter
>>546727421Honestly trying to build survivability on anyone besides Wylder/Guardian/Exec/Raider seems like a futile effort but don't stop me from messing around with that stuff if you really wantNight Invaders plus any combination of Evergaols/ED Pests relic/Duchess Skill Attack Power will have you set for your base relicsAffinity Attack+2 + Duchess Skill Invulnerability should be what you hunt on your Deep relicsSorc/Magic boosts, Partial Rest., Stam on landing attacks, and FP lines all would fit on that build too but they should be secondary priorities.And of course start with bleed/poison/hoarstomp/bell is nice on almost anyone
>>546699817>in every tier list No, he wasn't, and they mostly are inaccurate shitposts as you just found out.
I tried charge attacking the dogs about 3 times at the start and it kept just phasing through them
gg hotdogs grilled with mustard and coleslawthey're finally back, hooray! it's been weeks since i last fought them it's always thrilling
>>546705075kurry diplotusbrynhildr
>>546728148Coleslaw is fucking disgusting what's wrong with you
>>546709183zdrada
yeah fuck dormant fists all my dorm fists relics are ass and last game i got nothing but some shitty caestus
>>546728343coleslaw is great tho especially with vinegar, healthy too
I'm fucking a dormant fist right now.
>>546728780don't you mean you have a dormant fist in you?
might the first time i've wiped to tibia mariner, great job team.
>>546729102post nyames right nyow!!!
>>546729102Most impressive
>>546729143terrslugmazorban
>>546724652Don't talk about yourself c tier maggot
>>546728761>vinegareww what is wrong with you
>>546729647Vinegar is great though especially with vinegar eels to add some texture.
>>546729102ShiftyDuckTrishEnderLillies
>>546729143senssludgelotus
>>546729756Gross!
any recluse players itt that look like this?https://x.com/mm_mijeh/status/1943323108712358156
gg
yeah I look like this on a bad day
WHAT WENT WRONG???
bg
>>546730321>>546730337qrd?
>>546730415we wiped to wandering nobles and ragequit
>>546730415They jobbed to Tibia and the skelly crew, just d-tier things
>>546730415the church rat got us all
desu tibia mariner is really hard without aoe/holy
>>5467268163, lowered it to play with irl friends since they can't handle dep4 games.
CE kino incantslop that i'll never use
>Crazy ass run where we godroll everything>baby adelGG lol
I feel like those two Ed Libra games have broke something in my head. Gonna take a break
>>546731183I love girls
>>546731135>the caligo defroster/bug toasterhigh key jealous
>>546731012>have no holy have no blunt>spend 30 years killing skeletons individually
>>546731243Based
who dodged
>>546731183t. the raped
stop dodging augur
>>546731139>>546731183i think i was too far which is why it missed, at least i tried
>>546730131My bangladeshi mexican wife looks like this
>>546729861I'm really good at this game. I would never wipe day 1
>>546731361True the bird has raped my cocky behaviour
>>546728780You're raping a dead person's hand?
>>546731016Depth 3 get only 50 points from depth 5 win? I somehow remember it allow upto 2 depths differece
>>546731582so weird
>>546731634It only allows a maximum of 1 depth difference.
>>546731582Hand it over. That thing, your win streak
>>546731408Waay too far, also bro thinks he's him
>>546731408>troon merchant jobbing to the gravity minersnow that's unsurprising
>>546731595That's not what dormant means, ESLjeet.
>>546731356>>546731397probably clumsy or tranny hubby anon
>Solo players cannot be invadedWait, wtf? PvP is dead in ER? And people didn't make a big deal out of it? LmfaoMy only regret is missing out on all the wannabe invader tears over the years. That's what you get for not keeping up to date with modern pop culture slop.
>>546731738that suck. weird that the game still allow match up anyway password or no.
>>546731872I followed it up by jobbing twice to a torch noble
>>546732007>And people didn't make a big deal out of it?souls pvp has always been terrible, no one cared
>>546732116terr-coded cringekino
>>546719965i'm not gonna block him. why would i? no reason you can't win with ballistas.
>>546732007Reddit cried about it enough that they removed solo invasions by default>>546732126t. pve rape-victim
reminder that no invasions and spirit summons are why the game sold 30 million copies instead of 30 thousand
>>546732126Agreed. Its really just some janky delay based turtle game where half the fight is menuing for hard swaps and doing your faggy little glitches. Its not cool or fun at all
>>546732950Based, love me tiche
>>546732950>>546732896How do you even cry about getting invaded by sweatlords just play offline?
>>546732965and theres 5 minutes in between sessions
>>546732950DS3 sold 10+ million and souls as a franchise has sold nearly 40 million. Elden Ring was going to sell like hot cakes regardless due to the FS and soulsborne hype + GRRM collab for GoT normgroids. Good bait though. >>546733019You would think they would do that but muh heccin' messages! >>546732965t. the raped
>>546732896>reddlt spacer loves Souls PvPMakes a lot of sense, really. There are many good melee oriented PvP games out there. No Souls game approaches the top 50 though.
why are pvers so mad all the time
>>546726032>a champion gundyr with 10x the HP outside of weeping peninsulait's not that and you can just walk around it...
>>546733202>>546732965He's right though, souls pvp is hardly competitive nor is it fun, its too dependent on your ping and your build but however once in a while you get this type of cinema 1v1 battle fantasy
invasions are fine but dueling? holy gay
>>546733296That's not reddit-spacing, you utter spastic, that's what happens when you reply to multiple anons.>so many melee-oriented pvp games out thereAnd they are all soulless trash. None of them has done the PvEvP like soulsborne has. Elden shit was definitely a step backward in that regard though.
>>546733368you sound upset
>>546733658>muh extraction pvpve slopBy Christ, stop outniggering yourself, for the love of God.
>>546733373>competitiveIt's player VERSUS player, that is competitive by nature. If you're talking about e-sports, then good who cares about clown shows like that? Non-white hype monkeys do.>not funYeah for YOU. Fun is subjective, anon.
>>546733906Why are you bringing 'extraction' into the discussion out of nowhere spastic-anon? It did 'PvPvE' before the extraction slop craze we have now.
goddamn i love fighting fulghor, ran out of shards at 40% and its still a great fight.
gg fulghor
>>546734197>>546734203gg revviesi forgot to record that charge cancel...
>>546731582Guardians guard us from getting win streaks. We should be thankful because too high of a streak makes one into a bratty brat
why is the revenant passive on the 2nd line instead of the first
>>546734374because the successful HP recovery on guard was probably a guardian-specific line in development so it's sorting ID is high up there with the other character specific lines
>>546734754KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>there is no escape>walk through slightly narrow corridor>escape
>>546682761I was complaining about Nioh 1. But... I'll keep complaining. I finally got good after being stuck on a boss for hours. But I don't like how difficult this game is. In ER in the early game, I also got stuck for hours, but when I got better, I steamrolled the entire game. Even now that I haven't played the game in about 10 months in the post-Margott levels. Nioh 1's difficulty is just lame. The game has worse gear than Nioh 2, so not even the itemization makes the game better than the second game. Also, if you complain about delayed attacks, you've never played Nioh 1.
>>546734754It was actually an Executor relic.
>>546735671Also... major games like Nioh (Koei slop) and Dark Souls (From Software slop) don't have major wikis like UESP. It sucks that I still have to search for random videos on YouTube or Reddit posts if I want to learn anything. I can play through the entire Daggerfall without ever opening YouTube.
>>546735671Delayed attacks dont matter in Nioh because it's smooth as fuck and you have 3 types of dodge and an instant block. They matter in ER because the medium roll is dogshit and the player movement is not as smooth as the Nioh character.
>>546735671The only fights I remember giving me trouble in nioh 1 was the first boss, Honda and the other guy in the wheat field in post game and most of the doc bosses. The Honda and other guy fight was legitimately unfun nonsense since they basically one shot you and timed their attacks so well with long chains and zero openings.
what's the best wylder/ironeye deep relic setup for ED augur? should I put increased max HP on all my relics for more survivability or should I choose something else?
>>546735743exejeet already has a heal on guard relic you just need deflect a few times
gg dragon
>>546736390Do people need specific setups for augur? If I had to guess it would probably be 1x stamina regen and a bunch of magic attack or affinity so you can use thunder vs base augur
>>546736035They mean that unlike ER, you don't have quick recovery. In Nioh, if you get caught, you're screwed, but at least that's compensated for by the low pushback on blocking, which is surprisingly lenient. But ER gives you more tools to deal with delayed attacks.
first time i've seen the initial ice cube that starts the blizzard kill someonealso she put the armor on twice at the end
A bangladeshi recluse is queuein>>546725720Good morning anon!
>>546736914No, it doesn't. Your default kit is better in Nioh than ER. Also, Living Weapon on low HP deletes everything in NG, you're just a clueless shitter.
Always makes me laugh
>>546737205you don't look like that
>>546737306Still crying like the little bitch you are, huh?
>>546737306qrd?
>>546737306The post-cope Shitdahn lore patchworkers are the worst remnants from SoTE. This is how people truly felt about the reveal of this shit boss.
>>546737390Are you perhaps in the screencap? HAHAHAHHAHAGo on, tell me how it's actually the best boss Fromsoft has ever made. Try not to overdose on copium though.
>>546737390You struck a nerve, he went insane, he's even laughing maniacally.
radahn was an absolutely incredible boss. lorefags btfo. that fight on ng+ w/ 0 scadu blessings is the best fight theyve ever done. learn2parry
>>546737565When this happens in ER you call it peak writing. Especially after Vaati makes an hour long video presenting his headcanon about it.
>>546737335Indeed, she is even bigger.
>>546737638And when it happens on 4chan, I call it "take your meds, you're hysterical".
>>546737536You struck a nerve, he was one of those people who thought they were so smart, and "this is obviously a mod" posters.
>SotE Radahn is the best boss>Doesn't even come close to Malenia or Mogh>Isshin still shits on them allSekiroGODS...
>>546723937lol>>546725893you owned him hard here can’t lie>>546728343>>546729647>>546729976coleslaw is great when it’s from kfc but yes you’re right most people suck at it with very few exceptions
>>546729143TerrjeetTerrjeetaTerrjeet xister
>>546737763No one thinks prolapsed cuckold radadhn is the best boss, the best DLC boss is probably Messmer>muh sukiroHardmogged by Bestborne
>>546737594>learn2parrylmao you didn't beat him
>>546738013t. greatshield poker
>>546737974>BestborneLet's be honest, people say that only because it's a fucking PS3 ex and no post-DS3 Fromfag has ever played it. It's pretty decent, but only that. It falls apart rather quickly and only Old Hunters manages to save it.
>>546738165>It falls apart rather quicklythe second half of every fromslop game sucks save for one or two super bosses
i liked PCE radahn a loti like a lot of sekiro bosses more thoughbloodborne bosses are okay but kinda too easy these days
Aldia from Dark Souls 2
It's almost like the bosses aren't the whole meal
I wipe I wipe I wipe and yet I'm never clean. Oh well, I'm queuing.
Odds I play NREvens I read gacha story
>>546738657If the rest of the meal consists of a mostly empty platter then they kinda are.
>>546738476he's the husband of revenant and he loves her very much
>>546731582Birds don’t rape they get raped deep in their cloacas>>546731742>>546732809>>546734275Kek’d + true
>>546738165Nah not really, the game itself still shits on just about everything From has put out since, the bosses are of course showing their age and are somewhat mechanically dated what with being a decade old but that’s to be expected, as a whole atmosphere/aesthetics/lore-wise it’s pretty unmatched barging original DS1/DeS
>>546737274Living Weapon is slow. But ER has summons and more lenient hitboxes. It's really strange that people think ER is harder and less fair than Nioh. Maybe it's because I'm running a non-optimized build. But ER is even more lenient if you put points in the wrong stat. Katana will carry you through the entire game.
>>546738779Not a problem with my game bud
>>546732950Well. That and like a 5 year cocktease…>>546732126>>546733373>>546733941Semi-truth nukes….
>>546737205please show me your armpits
>>546737594was a really fun fight rl1 sl0, but not as fun as messmermy only complaint about promised consort was the long hair meaning if you finished a chain behind him you had to walk around to his front instead of getting an R1 in
>>546739079I'm not arguing about which is harder, justthat delayed attacks do not matter in Nioh. I'm just saying the default dodge, and block are instantly good, you can even block when coming out of dodge frames, giving you an extra safety net.>Living Weapon is slowNo it isn't? It's faster than the base movesets of each weapon. Gives you iframes and free damage/knockback on activation, and if you use ones with high tenacity rating when your HP is flashing red (like the fire wolf Kato you get from the start of the game) you will MELT everything.
>>546739079It’s because you’re mentally retarded and can’t open the ninjitsu menu if you want easy mode even though it’s apparently your second nioh game
>>546739498I meant that Living Weapon is stupidly strong. Although enemies can break your living weapon. Actually, the more I type about this game, the more I see how dumb the combat design of the game was.
>>546737306i can’t even read this but going off of >>546737482 it’s probably hilarious
>>546739785>enemies can break your LW If you get hit yeah. That's why you use one with high tenacity at low HP like I said, it's harder to break then, and you can take it even further and have amrita crystals on your belt to refill the LW bar like it's a heal, and use omnyo magic talismans that give you amrita on hit, which I forgot the name of. You should also join that one clan at the bald dudes teahouse that boosts LW damage by 15%, it can be busted. I would say it will carry you all the way to NG+3/4. You have to play with it a bit smarter and build around it in Way of the Nioh (NG+4)
I q again.
>>546740514Hi q I'm bf
>>546740657hi bf I am child support
ggs on adel fellas but why the heck did you run off to solo the gaol on day 2 without pinging anything>>546738165i thought the second half was fine. what's your problem with it? yah'hargul is cool and mensis fucks.
>>546740896err gotta run!
>>546740949everyone was running around opening gaols without pinging etc. it was just adel so i stopped paying attention really until everyone got back together
>>546740949nothing matters what you do when its adel
>>546740949NTA but the second half of BB is really weak. The only thing people praise about it typically is the feeling of the alien subplot and ghermans fight
>>546726830Duchess normal.
>>546740949its just got its share of shit tier areas like most from games. the nightmare frontier in particular and i doubt anyone replays that unless you just speedrun to the boss
>>546741230Your mother
BB has a really, really strong start then the second half is a bit shit overall. Maybe people consider it the middle with the dlc being the end and people don’t mind eating shit sandwiches
>>546741427BB was never good it was too curated to feel like a video game.
>>546741096you mean when terr dropped his key in it while the circle was closing? its pretty normal to just throw your key in to see what it is even if you have no intention of killing it then and therebut whatever, you're right, it's only adel so whatever>>546741230>>546741268nightmare frontier was annoying but also very short and also completely optional. the only reason to do it is for chalice dungeon stuff unless you just wanna see the boss. but that's only one area, the rest were fine. though i wish upper cathedral ward was more than just one single building and a walkway.frankly i don't see it. it's nothing on the same level as ds1's second half, sekiro had a pretty good second half, ds3's second half is good, and elden ring's only kinda sucks because the game is super fucking long, the areas themselves are fine it just sucks for it to be the 5th or 6th big area to explore.
>errm BB was always like DS1Weird revisionism, but no one thinks this xis. Bloodborne is solid all the way through and has the best DLC to date. It's the Chalice Dungeons where it falls off.
>>546741487byrgenwerth was also short and retarded but i think that was more a case of they had to ship the game, i doubt they intended it to suck so bad but hey
>>546741661also i wouldnt be surprised if byrgenwerth was supposed to be huge and they just repurposed that content for the laboratory setting of the dlc
>>546741661>byrgenwerthit was just a building at the end of a really long woods level. i never got the impression it was supposed to be a level in itself, it just felt like the destination.
>>546741487>the areas themselves are fineAhh yes the joy I felt exploring such masterfully crafted hellscapes such as consecrated snowfield, Miquella’s halingtree, the sewers and especially farum azula. I look forward to that puzzle to get into the halingtree every playthrough
>>546741594>troonspeak>muh revisionism>ERM IT'S THE CHALICE DUNGEONSAre there any more obvious signs that nigga never played Bloodborne and is just parroting some shitty video essay?
>>546741803I fucking hated the snow place and any other place where you're just riding your horse endlessly
>>546741803Haligtree is actually the only good area in second half of Elden Ring and I will die on that hill. I swear fucking trumpet orchestra branches just filter shitters or something.
Dark souls 2 and Sekiro are the only souls slop games with a solid second half
>>546741807Chalice dungeons ruining what could have been a good game is a common complaint. Most people don't like copy paste filler being the game.
>>546741427BBStrong startNo, the game gets good after BSB and Amelia. That's where you get the bogeyman mechanics and the funkier enemy designs. But the game loses steam after Shadows. I think it's DLC > Mid Game > Late Game > Early Game > Chalice
>>546741803yeah but...yeah but...remember all those crafting items you picked up along the way?
>>546741807The troonspeak is so you feel more included. And dude, I played it back in 2015, you are just some miserable thirdie that prob emulated it on PC and think it's mid because your dopamine receptors are fried. Also, don't project about the YouTube playthroughs you had to watch before you could actually play it zoomgroid.
>>546741661also ds1's second half sucked because the levels were mostly ass past anor londo. not because they were too short or anything. byrgenwerth didn't suck ass. the only level that sucked ass was nightmare frontier.>>546741803snowfield was mostly just fatigue for me. the area was fine but i had had enough of exploring yet another big plateau.haligtree was great, one of the best dungeons in the game and probably the highlight of the endgame.the sewers are whatever. felt like what the depths in DS were trying to be, which is a confusing nightmare, but i didn't dislike them.farum azula is fine. would be way better if they hadn't slapped godskin duo there, but whatever.
>>546741908>DS2This is true only because first half already sucks so the second one doesn't seem so bad in comparison.>>546742003Trying too hard.
>>546741901>Haligtree is actually the only good area in second half of Elden Ring and I will die on that hill.you will die on that anthill. its another shit tier, zero fun combat, platforming nonsense. only with a bug's life theme and those goofy as oracle things spinning around like toddlers. and the boss? a literal palette swap of a boss you already fought in raya lucaria
>>546741925It's not the game thougheverbeit. You don't lose anything if you don't engage with them.
>>546742068bro what? just run through it to get to the good part lol
>>546742068City part carries it.
>>546741803Ducchess NO that's your brother
>>546741939>kino Scholar building>Blood moon areas>nightmare kino areas>fall offYeah, now this is a parroted opinion from someone who didn't touch it until 2020+. Be honest, the only reason you think this is because you think Rom, One Reborn, Micolash are bad bosses and you think these games are boss rushes. >>546742061>no rebuttalThat's what I thought.
>>>546742245True the 3 copy pasted royal revenants on the ground floor were an absolute tour de force of level design
>offtopic /dsg/ spamThey aren't hiding anymore, huh...>>546742346Ta gueule l'émo.
>>546742346good things can have bad parts and still be goodalso yes having royal revenant as an enemy there is fine. what's your issue with it?
>>546742287>more weird zoomer/troonspeakYou will never fit in.
>>546741908DS3 is the opposite of DS1 and picks up after Yhorm/Aldritch thoughbeit. Bb is solid all the way through, and DS2 is never good all the way through.
>>546742423>still no rebuttals, only projectionsHeh.
>>546742604hug emote
>>546742151I know dante, that isn't the issue though.
>>546742287I like these areas. It's just that the DLC is so much better. Mensis Nightmare is definitely a highlight with good level looping and an interesting gimmicky boss fight. But the DLC is so much better, and the mid-game is so much better than the early game that I rated it higher than the late game. I'd say the game fell off after the start of the ritual when you get some crappy boss fights and reused enemies. Also, Cainhurst is one of the worst alternate areas in the series.
>>546740514HotMade for me>>546741486>>546741807Quintessential sour grapes posts
>>546742431DS1 has two good areas. Catacombs and Sen Fortress. The others are good, but they have too many dead ends or are just boring to navigate. The lack of instant level warping makes the game boring as hell, and you always have to plan your warp. It would have been better to go back to the DES system if it was going to be like this. DS3 has better level design from start to finish, except for Smoldering Lake, which felt like a DS1 level.
>>546742287>Be honest, the only reason you think this is because you think Rom, One Reborn, Micolash are bad bosses and you think these games are boss rushes.TRVTH NVKE
>>546744792You misconstrued my post. BB is an experience instead of a video game. As a tech demo it is very cool.
>>546684193>energy drinksEnjoy your stomach cancer
gg horse
ggs honse. bloody bitch bastard shotting me twice.
>>546745036>>546745105gg horse, shoulda bailed on that camp but it all worked out in the end
>>546692710wrong i left my semen in her anus i marked him as mine already
Should I run Evergaol or not??
>>546745216Whichever works best for ya
>>546745216Probably yeah, unless you have it on junk relics
>>546740514Good luck in your games cutie
>>546711756She doesn’t look like that>>546723223>>546721728Sex
>>546745156And I'll turn his ass red, covered with belt welts.
>>546745105>reddit gesture
>>546731139my snake wife ‘deko…
>>546745216if you dont run either evergaol or night invader you're throwing desu
I did it. I cheesed consort by respecting shield and spear at scadutree 0. I domt care, what a bullshit boss to do legit.
>>546741230The second half (depending on where you define half) is where the series core themes and stuff begin to set in, the only way you could really say that is if you hated all the bosses or something >>546741739I also really liked it myself the spider head enemies were annoying but the actual mansion overseeing the lake and stuff was pretty fun
>>546741803>>546742283hot baby making relative sex…
