edition>Demo DaysNext: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-66Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65Older: https://hackmd.io/LhEB6VCZSx-oBalI2cWWoA>AGDG resourceshttps://hackmd.io/dLaaFCjDSveKVeEzqomBJw>My arma mod which you can play if you have arma 3https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3569474876>Helpful linksNew Threads: >>>/vg/agdgArchive: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/agdg//agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/Steam Games by AGDG: https://agdg-steam.netlify.app/>How to Screen Recordhttps://getsharex.com/https://obsproject.com>How to Webmhttps://github.com/argorar/WebMConverterhttps://github.com/michaelmob/WebMCam>Previous thread>>546750538
Hey Aggy. What are you up to?
>>546814386Trying to decide if my character should have a jacket or not
>>546814386i'm in decision paralysis mode trying to figure out whether to work on sprites, bugfixing or plot writing
So i have to start over. Blueprints or c++?I dong think this vibecoding c++ is working out for me and i was making progress with blueprints
>>546814283Vandalized OP
>>546814685it's the same OP as last thread
I seems chuds, I was trying to make an autochess porn autobattler battle royale.
>>546814386strategizing
>>546815015can someone AI juniper's face onto this
>>546814560one of the most based posts in existence
my master audio channel is making me uncomfortable.
>>546815015Nakadashi
>>546814386... playing jonas tyrollers new game. it's research... yeah
>>546814859CRIS WON
>>546814386Riding the high of fixing two major performance issues. My game now runs how I would expect it to, barely even needing 0.5GB of memory.
>>546815435*doubt
Non-vandalized thread>>546815370>>546815370>>546815370
>>546815493I have done opposite. I decided its a 2D game with a total of 8 textures, I’m rendering that bitch at 4K and scaling it down to whatever.
>>546815681
i think i'll just skip the gameplay part and go straight to monetization
i have a simple game idea where you just lure different types of animals into a pit (with realistic graphics not pic related) then fill it with gasoline and light it up and watch them burn. the main draw is how realistic the animal's reactions and pain and thrashing and screaming is to being burned. very good ai. do you think this game would sell?
>>546814283>>My arma mod which you can play if you have arma 3>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3569474876nigga what. please don't make any more threads. you are new here and can't read the room. I repeat, don't do it.
>>546814560
>>546815886This is why you're a loser with no friends, Joshua. You act worse than the jeets you hate. >>>/pol/521572306
>>546816574quit deadnaming me
>taking more than a year to make a gameIs the vast majority of game devs simply retarded?
benchod support the devs
>>546816732unless your pumping out slop it will take a few years just to get good at the engine of your choice, also learning how to mod is easier than gamedev
>>546816732>sign up for comics patreon>a month per page
>>546815435I look like this
>>546816528This reminds me of Platform Masters.
>>546816574i will never forgive brexitards lol, my next game will make fun of them
>>546816690kek
>>5468167322000 hours is not enough time for a 3d game. you've not tried making a game have you?
Got to get that snowball rolling with the streaming thing.
>>546817151it wasnt funny troon
>>546817203depends on the game
>>546816732Youll spend half the year waiting for shit to load if you use unreal engine. Btw reset the clock for love tennis cause im starting over.
>>546817364
>>546817329stream link? my mom ran a donation drive for kids in gaza, made me realize how some people in fucked up situations rely on stuff like that to not die, i thought it was scams before
>>546817203It's really not enough for a 2d game either. At least not for a character you move through an environment. I can shit out an idle incremental game in a week or less. (I did for Ludum Dare)
>>546817329>latest tippers>no dataGRIM
>>546816859>implying agdg'gers arent pumping out slopLol, lmao even
>>546817378the games where it's not true are not really games, more like 'experiences'. and example you can find where probably side projects that cannibalized the devs big project. exceptions could exist albeit
>>546817616post game
>>546817364I also thought it was hilarious. Learn to laugh a little.
>>546817847
>>546817838*I'm not esl I swear *examples*were
>>546817329>children's miracle network hospitals
>>546817838How long did it take to make FNAF? 6 months?I consider that to be a real game.
>>546814386Debugging and polishing
>>546817203Nigga whatMy first game was 3d and it took me 3 months, multiplayer on top of thatI had a job so i was working on it on the weekends, i probably put 200 hours on it
>>546817913objectively not funny vile creature trying to put your mental illness on others
>>546817926might as well have said "google the witness"
>>546817782Aggydaggys are pumping out shit aka fecal matter. Slop is edible.
>>546817552yeah if you are doing animation, that eats so much time. menu games can be pumped out in no time.
>>546814560Boccheric sisters... our response?
>>546818071i think you are a little confused
>>546818053timmy's engine = doesnt count
>uncap my framerate>performance gets worseI hate being retarded
>>546818071Relax, Joshua. You're more at risk of 41%ing than anyone else here.
>>546817329why would anyone donate to a charity they're all just scams especially anything having to do with finding a cure for canceryeah enjoy paying some jerks in a lab to pretend to research a cure they're already repressing the knowledge ofenjoy paying some rich asshole's child trafficking fund lmaoyou can donate to me and at least I'll be honest about what I spend my money on
>>546817329Dev you delusional, delusional man. If you're gonna go through the trouble of registering with those guys then you might as well find a 100K channel, graciously hand over $500, and get your wishlists that way.
>>546818186i made my own engine retard
>>546818086What are you talking about, look at this gem made by a fellow anonhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3668450/Office_Sirens_Hard_at_Work/still in development lol
>>546818053lets see it
>>546818246the guy replied for me, the post you're replying too isn't mealso i'm going to bed soon
I understand how autoloads work nowit just put that tscn at the root node of the engine and runs nonstop.I think... I might be wrong.I dunno, I'm just using it for debug shit
>>546818023it's a 2d game with 1 room albeit. an experience. still impressive for 6 months.
>>546818114Its definitely the animation. When I don't animate I can make 200 material assets in 3 days.
>>546818432Correct.
>>546818265>i made my own engine>>retard
>>546818260>registering with those guysWho do you think "those guys" are?
>>546818265how long did that take?
>>546818467The final image is 2d, yes, but all the characters and environments are 3d renders. It's the workload of a 3d game just implemented in 2d because he only knew how to use a 2d engine.
>>546817203>2000 hours is not enough time for a 3d gameLet me guess, you learned the very basic things and never improved your workflow or tried to master the tools you are usingIve met game devs still doing things the same way they did when they started 5 years ago
>>546818829the workload of 3d games is a lot more than lighting/posing your assets and rendering an image... an order of magnitude more
>>546814283>>546750538>he's making every OP and referencing himself in the OPs nowI knew it would escalate. Now you don't just have flopdevs demanding attention but this thing that generates mods with AI who considers itself a game dev. Rough times for agdg.
>>546818882
>>546818829It is not the workload of a 3d game. Nothing is being animated in game, no collision is being handled. No pathing needs to be done across a 3d environment. They are just exported images. Making a single 3d model is easy, much like drawing an image or animation. Using that model in a 3d environment convincingly is not.
>>546819095better than tranny shit, plus can just be removed next OP, while on the topic of the OP it contains dead links also
>>546819095that weird arma 3 mod dude is going to be the death of agdgits almost as bad is the zoomers who insist roblox is a game engine, and demand you respect their roblox game
>>546819095These wall of text images are the worst in the catalog also. He has no imagination for anything else which is why he clicks a button to generate a mod.
>>546819068>>546819140None of those things would change if FNAF was made in 3d. It would just be rendered in realtime instead of prerenders.You guys invented a completely different game in your head.
>write porn site webscraper in c#>suddenly i feel motivated to dev again cause it's fun>(i'm using selenium if you got interested in webscraping)i need to stop minmaxing the fun out of programming and just work on fun stuff instead of trying to force myself to do boring stuff.
>>546818882cris, good things take time.
>>546819329A roblox dev would be way more respectable than this loser.
>>546819329f*ck off
>>546819332>wall of text>25 words
>>546819385>None of those things would change if FNAF was made in 3dyou know what would change? it would take a heck of a lot longer to make.
Only one day more of study, chuds and I've finally will be free of studying and can return to gamedev.
I guarantee he asked chatgpt what to make and had prompted 100% of what he "makes".
>>546814591>>546814617>>546815015>>546815420>>546815493You FUCKING liar! You FUCKING piece of shit little FUCKING rat. Anon if you don't show me some progress by 10, you're fired. YOU HEAR ME?! FIRED!
No eulogies for /agdg/
>>546819720if you're talking about the arma mod then no, i didn't brainstorm with it just told it what to do
>>546819790GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>546819782i will marry a white woman like this when my game makes it
>>546819698No it wouldn't. You have the models. You export them to Unity and light them there instead of in 3ds max.
>>546819095>tfw half of the posts in this thead are me or replies to meheh.
>>>/agd/>each game has its own thread>genre generals>demo day feedback general>loli game containment general>off-topic posting like this moderated away with extreme prejudice>a new golden age for amateur video game development
>>546819919>t.
>>546818123>>546814560Success breeds jealousy.
>>546819332transgender rage at a honest dev
>>546820031Whoever suggested raiding /gd/ actually had a good idea. It's completely dead and can be owned by a group of 5 people at any time.
>>546814386Being nervous
now everyone's stealing my identity
>>546819475>>546819546zoomer discord trannies
>>546820141>raidingI mean "moving into". And by "owned" I mean colonized. And it wouldn't even be offtopic raiding because games are a visual media and have graphic design.
>>546820225schizo copycats do be devious like that
uh oh
>>546818625A 2,800 subscriber channel who can't give you much in return.>But they help children!Yes and the $15 anon game looks bad when it costs as much as 3 donations.
thanks Timmy
>>546820524...why would you want to iterate map me wonders
>posted progress in a discord (not the agdg one) and someone asked where they can follow my workI'm scared. Never posting progress again.
>>546819713what kinda game
>>546820637Yes must stay here where it is safe minus the doxing
>>546820598to log everything in the map
>>546820528
>>546819720>>546819329>>546819332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhF5G2k45vYyou hate microbes yet they changed history, you hate schizos yet they changed history
>>546819883Do you say "xister" yes or no.
>>546821039no, also i don't use chatgpt i use gemini and claudeanyway im going to sleep now
>>546821117Alright that checks out. I have concluded you are being framed by xisterposter. Be on your way citizen we will get to the bottom of this.
>Do you say "xister" yes or no.someone's son/daughter really typed that and hit post
>>546821117>i don't use faggot ai slop, i use tranny ai slop
>>546819095>>546819329I no longer believe it's the arma mod guy doing most of this. I don't know who suggested the guy who doxxed himself after spamming chatbots was the arma mod guy but I have yet to see any evidence of that. I think he's being framed by a fellow AI shitter. They have no honor, you see.
you guys are demented
>>546821421He literally answers to Joshua no one doxxed him he did it himself, retard.
>>546821421You are pretty fucking retarded.
There are multiple AI abusing delinquents involved in vandalizing these threads. Identifying them is not important, they are classified now as a cyber criminal gang organization and will be handled thusly.
>>546819329I've been telling you to just ignore him, but fuck no, you need to reply his baits every single timeyou're getting what you fucking deserve
>>546819928I'd consider it a '3d' menu game in that case.
>>546821871And at least one of them doesn't even use AI but actually loves shitposting as an AI fanatic. They don't actually do anything including use AI or gamedev. They just shitpost. Probably a lifer who has never made anything, not even a doodle on paper.
>>546821871it's definitely the arma 3 fag shitting up the recent threads. mod developers aren't game developers until they make a game. calling a mod dev a game dev is like calling a person reheating a hello fresh / factor meal delivery a chef.
>>546821994Those posts are from Pedro, not Joshua. Pedro is a pro-anime gooner, while Joshua is anti-anime. Other than that, they're pretty similar and can easily be confused for each other.
>>546821636>He literally answers to JoshuaHey that's my name!See how easy that is.
Joshua is funny and his xister posting makes me laugh and he's working on a game, there are worse offenders. Also I invite you to listen to true crime podcasts while you dev to realize how pointless this bickering is, real bad guys are doing horrific things to innocent people as we speak.
>>546822301mine too. reading /agdg/ lately has been more stimulating, seeing my name every 5th post.
>>546821282ANSWER THE QUESTION
the joshuas are taking over aggy...
How come when I uncap my frames my GPU start trying melt itself?
>>546822303>this word that is spammed everythread for 2 months if actually funny you guysPronoun shitposting in 2026 is maybe funny one time if done ironically.
>sword trails work
>>546821421arma mod guy is retarded for advertising his arma mod in a place where he's unlikely to find arma players. I see him as well-meaning but retarded.But the AI spammer is a lost cause. The 'xisters' poster or 'Joshua' or whoever, calls everyone a tranny and relies on other low-effort posts, there's literally no point in engaging with him. He posts the same set of screencaps, videos etc about AI, but makes the effort to change them enough that they don't show up as duplicates in the archive and bypass filters, clearly the act of a dedicated but severely mentally ill person who clearly isn't developing a game.I think he's the same as the schizo who blames agdg for his imaginary game flopping but refuses to ever post the game, who also frequently claims credit for the shitty state of the thread and claims that it's deliberate punishment for not giving his progress (You)s and allowing his game to flop.Poster IDs would improve this thread greatly.
>>546822293who cares, they're both attention whores that are pretty successful in what they're doing, they made their own skinner box and you retards behave exactly how they expect
>>546821636>no one doxxed him he did it himselfDo you not read things before replying>>546821421>the guy who doxxed himself
>>546823383I look like this.
>>546821421>evidencehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/540308575/#q540400803
>>546822303>Joshua is working on a gamewhere?
>>546823748I keep getting gateway errors with archive, you must screenshot.
>>546823370There are 3 "schizos", Joshua, Pedro and "Surpasser" posting AI ragebait. Surpasser used to make rape fanart with /agdg/ liqcord characters and saying that he was radicalized by /agdg/, he is a rpgmaker dev from the rpgmaker general. Pedro is making epstein in the popcorn mine, Joshua is making that arma mod.
For a point and click, which would you prefer>Click door, go through door>Click an action, get unique responses, the "use" action opens the door
starting over fresh giantess edition
I'm making a game in my brain engine. It is an open source engine with many exploits and vulnerabilities and when the license ends I will die. The graphics are good though.
>>546823949pedro you are a cheater for using timmy's engine, i deny your progress
>>546824046You try to make s ball go straight in ue pft
>>546823930click walk(turning my mousecursor into a pair of legs walking), click door, go through door.
>>546824327that was actually planned early on but I had to cut it for simplicity lol
>>546824438ok, how about when you are going to room transition)doors/side of screen), the cursor turns into walking legs. but otherwise just clicking on floor walks you there.
https://youtu.be/GnzWQidrv7s?t=1391i fucking hate this rick and morty aesthetic reddit devs use YUCK
>>546816732Something was lost along the way but at the same time maybe it's because the requirements have been going higher and higher 10 years ago I could get away with so many broken designs and still sell well. Today that'd be a quick recipe to mostly negative reviews and stifling out at 50 reviews instead of hitting 1000+ and rated as very positive.
>>546824720Hmm... that's not a bad compromiseI will consider this
>>546823891Surpassor-kun is pretty chill and based. I wouldn't consider him a schizo.
>>546824859He drawed my character getting raped...
>>546817926I thought this was the nobeta dev's next game. The fuck is this?
Progress post for the day.
>schizos keep trying to defend themself when mentionedEverytime lol it's like they want to be known for shitposting but please still think I'm cool aggy please
>>546825290>>546824859
>schizos be writin’ code in dey dreams>its not fair!
>>546825241>I thought this was the nobeta dev's next game. It is.
>was it worth losing the camera focus?yes
>>546824746>'tuber generates an AI thumbnail to represent your game because the art is so unappealing in the actual game that he couldn't make a clickable thumb from itwhat do?
>>546824746>>546825687I noticed that too. Scrolled through the whole video looking for that.
Skill level of the average lolidev:>>546817926>>546825527Skill level of the average hagdev:>>546823949>>546825551
>>546825242where's bubba?
>>546824813Okay I have considered it and determined that it's not really possible due to inherent limitations in the engine I am usingMy cursor has hover animations over triggers, but it would only be able to change with a click. No way to change the sprite animation just by entering a trigger's area. Not without doing some drastic finagling, which I will not pursue as I must continue the polishing and bug testingI appreciate your input though
>>546825892>You’re Fired!>Drone strike!>Hold up, you didn’t say pwease mistah pwesident…
>>546825687fucking deserved, disgusting ugly piece of shit
gamedev broke me...
my presskit will have clickbait thumbs for youtubers to choose. I'll send them a range in my email to them.
>>546826080>mistah pwesident!>I’m all outta cwayons!>I’m gettin’ hungwy!
>>546826481yes but I'm deathly afraid of human contact
>>546826481PYW
What should I do now?
>>546826665Make a game
>>546814386Hangin out, kickin it wbu
>>546825873game on
>>546826617i can do 2d, i really need money for a new gpu
Please stop abusing that game engine to seek attention. We are trying to make art here.
>>546826925>working for moneyWe don't do that round these here parts
>>546826987it's over...
>>546823949>>546825551>>546826789>>546826926
>>546826925>gpu priceswhat can i get for 3fiddy?
What separates the performative game devs from the real deal?
>>546826925I remember some guy dropping his contacts to commission you sometime ago in these threads. What happened to that?
>>546827187suffering
>>546826481>>546826925Just post on artstation?
>>546827187Undefinable really it comes from the heart. You can tell when someone is really about it or not. Also known as SOVL.
>>546814283how do i make characters are cute as arisu?
>>546827218i don't recall that, i stopped taking commissions to make my own games but i project hopped too much and lost motivation, i would rather help someone from here before getting back on taking comms from furries
I need to stop freaking out
Which is better in godot texture rect or color rect?Also I think my IQ is increasing, check this outand it actually fucking works.
>>546828147They should be exactly the same if you replace the material.Btw, use step instead of if/else. It'll be something like 10-20x more efficient.
Im going to progreeeeess
>>546829346Its okay some day youll get there buddy
>>546829346Lumen just werks. I swear.
>>546827703use real life references
>you guys should bd afraid of the unemployed programmers>the unemployed programmershttps://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/107207836#bottom
https://youtu.be/t01dYTecfS8Post yah trailer song if you ever make it
>>546829161THEN WHY THEY BOTH EXIST?! AHHHH I HATE HAVING CHOICES!!!Also thanks for the advice I will look up how to use step.HOLY SHIT NO WAYIt just werks lmaoI'M LORNING SHADERS!
SIXSEVEN
first game: 1200 reviewssecond game: 600 reviewsthird game (vidrel): 44 reviews after 8 monthsmany such cases, unfortunately. your first game is just as likely to be your most successful game, showing thatexperience doesn't matterskills don't matterfanbase doesn't matter
>>546831575No active agger has 1200 reviews
Nigger has 1200 reviews
>>546831575You dont think the timing has anything to do either it?
>>546831040ColorRect is for a solid single color. TextureRect is for textures. Unironically, for your own benefit, learn to read the fucking manual:https://docs.godotengine.org/en/stable/classes/class_texturerect.htmlhttps://docs.godotengine.org/en/stable/classes/class_colorrect.html
>>546830470
>>546831575Art skills don't matter as much as market analysis skills.
>>546814560The pink haired cartoon lady spam has only gotten worse since this post btw
>>546832725Is the pink haired cartoon lady in the room with you right now?
>>546833283>trying to explain statistics to a 80IQ beanerretard
>>546831678sometimes I think I'm talking to a327ex...
>>546833545Ai is based if you own property. You probably dont. I cant lose unless they do some trickery.
Will your game have accessibility options?
im learning neurals
How do i make my gsme compatible with a onahole?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0RPP0hUqswhy don't unity openly support the development of fetishes?
>>546834409it won't even have translations
>>546831859I don't get it ahhhhCause I did this with a colorrectSO CONFUSING
>>546835056Lol gemini says buttplugue unironically
>>546829346One day people will look at those artifacts and call them SOVL
Art is the final boss. Everything else is easy. Art is the final boss. Everything else is easy. Art is the final boss. Everything else is easy. Art is the final boss. Everything else is easy.
>>546834409my whole game is an accessibility option. it used to be VR, now it's not.
some progress, did an entire refactor just to get two stupid structures to work. should be much faster to make new buildings now though.
>>546835056time to learn embedded programming
>>546835541That gamd def needs buttplug plugin
>>546835568gamedesign is hard bros, our le response?
>>546835541
>>546835753I can make one actually itd just be shitty
>>546835802He's right. Art is the final boss of the tutorial zone.
how many wishlists does (You)r game have?
>>546836015131
>>546835568TRVKE
>>546835257Anon, it's not about what you can DO with it, it's about what the class provides. ColorRect has a member variable that holds a color. TexureRect has a member variable that holds a texture. If you're not using either in the material it hardly matters. If you want to feed either of those into the material, so you can edit it easier outside of the shader, then use the appropriate class.
>>546814634Prototype with blueprint, ship with c++
>>546835568>art is the final bossMeanwhile the average deviantart
somebody stoled my ubereats order at the door
>IsraelGPT, generate me a take>BZZT....BZZT...>DONE!>YOUR TAKE IS: >>546835568
I taught esl for a bit and those kids were so good at drawing.
>>546826735IDK what to do next.
>Online multiplayer space shooter from 1974we are devolving as a species. or rather evolving toward retardedness
>>546837126I'm not reading all that shit
Well??
>>546837686if input==“snowmobile”Snowmobile=true
so where do people post about gamedev now? i see no almost game dev discussion here
>>546838026x
>>546836015I don't want to sell my game on steam. nor give it away for free. timmy is on the phone
>>546838026I just did.
>>546838026bluesky
>>546836015i haven't looked in 2 years
>>546838026lets all move to tigsource and bring it back to life
Ive been ontopic this whole time go bsck to your discord
>>546838026The /agdg/ Discord, reddit, Twitter/X. Basically anywhere that's not here.
games take too fucking long.as much as I admire someone dedicated to their craft I could never work on a game for more than a year or two.
>>546838026/v/
>>546838026>so where do people post about gamedev now?>>>/agd/
>>546836196that gives me some interesting ideas.
Can someone here help me? I'[m completely stuck in tutorial hell with Godot. I’ve been putting in the hours, but I’m not retaining the fundamentals or building a clear understanding of how everything fits together. Every time I try to move forward, I end up looping back into another tutorial without real progress. I’m looking for someone who enjoys teaching, has a solid grasp of Godot and C#, and wouldn't mind helping guide me in the right direction. I don’t need someone to build anything for me, I just need someone who can help me understand the why behind what I’m doing so I can finally start making meaningful progress.
>>546838953>C#Found your problem.
>>546837947FUCKING TOP KEK
>>546838953Godot 5 will fix that
>>546838953le build le systems in le godot with le nodes
Fellow 'dites they are starting to get rid of us, we need a game plan!
>>546839214Welcome to my life. I could never get a job anyway so they can't do shit to me.
>>546838953Nobody wants to hold your dick while you piss. Here's a better idea: take a complete project, demo, etc, and try modifying it. Pick a system you're not quite solid on and change something related to that. You can't problem solve if you don't know your tools. Start small and get bigger until you can start from scratch. This applies to just all of development.
Anyone remember the name of the rage platformer with the mesugaki laughing at you that someone posted here a while back?
>>546839443>Nobody wants to hold your dick while you piss.speak for yourself
>>546835541little girls don't do that
>>546839465speak english
>>546839465panic floor?
>>546840848Sorry, I should have said good rage platformer.
I am becoming stronger
>>546841389I'm proud of you, budding yesdev.
>still polishing it>needs a lot more work but its starting to look and play how I want it.
>>546840848It was a non-agdg game on Steam with a respectable number of reviews.
I just designed a battle royale celular automate autobattler autochess where 256 anime girls fight only for 1 girl to marry sempai, and avoid being brutally raped by him, with a complex set of rules that create emergent gameplay.my haters BTFO.
>>546842130>complex set of rules that create emergent gameplayThis is not a good thing.
>Hide post
>>546842130CRIS HATERS BTFO
>>546836015Like 460
okay now these pixels are starting to get under my skin
>>546839214we don't need a gameplan. Krafton only releases shit now and it showsyou might as well say>we can't afford devs anymore because our shit sucks! resign so we aren't forced to find a reason to fire you!
>>546842130what's the hermetic gnostic philosophy behind it
>>546842130
>>546842130Chris stop being a pseud and just make futas trying to rape the main character
>>546814386I woke up 3 hours early and felt so tired I have done nothing
>>546844487Can I see your game xister?
>>546814283I think we have reached a new low by posting in a vandalized OP that is also low effort.All the OPs should just be the agdg logo and there's no "edition", it just says "Just like make game" as it always has, since we're so uncreative we can't come up with decent OPs.
>>546845370I'll post it later, how about that?
>>546845082that's exactly what happens when you don't get your rem cycles in, retard, you get literally nothing done other than muscle memory work. creatives NEED deep and plentiful sleep. mindless drones do not need sleep. you can do everything else in life on no sleep including just about all jobs and whatever in the fuck else you can think of. but coding brand new mechanics or systems? get the fuck out of here, not going to happen in a million fucking years
>as a teenager all I wanted to make were cool games where you played as a badass that killed stuff>now that I'm finally able to make games all I make are games about little girls
>>546846143fuck off, I got up for a once off meeting with my coworker, I know sleep is good for you
>>5468462191/4 the planet is muslim retardcel get an airplane ticket. >muh edgy lolis
>>546839443>Nobody wants to hold your dick while you pissmy girlfriend would if i asked her to
>>546846219You grew up.
>>546846908no he became a nonce like you
Behold, autismo.This is already more complex than chess.Lmao.
a full time job is much more tolerable than a part time jobwith a full time job you're fully content with your entire day being consumed by your shift + responsibilitieswith a part time job you're kinda stuck in a limbo of responsibility by your job taking up a small portion of your day a few days per week but not enough overall time to fully commit yourself to itfull time feels like a reliable commitmentpart time feels like a tedious chorei post this because if my game flops i'll need to get a job again and i'm mentally preparing myself
>>546847093Did I stutter?
>>546847364you can do the upper limit of whatever you consider max parttime hours to be in two fucking days. five days isn't enough to commit to a project, retard? the kicker is i'm entirely unsurprised by your retardation given your attention seeking multiline posting format. leave, brenda
>>546847552you assume much
>>546847364I hate fulltimeI am NOT content with my entire day being consoomed by my shift. I just think about how I could be deving insteadI think I might try going down in hours soon to try and work on my game more, its driving me insane
>>546847947good luck with the job hunt if you decided to switch things up
A job is not even a possibility for me
>>546814386Depressed. I'm an idiot. I should have looked further into the difficulties creating my game would have. Had I done that at the start, then I would have quickly realized this and perhaps wisely chose to drop it. It's now a choice of>sunk cost myself with a slow development cycle>drop it, move on, maybe return to it in the futureMonths down the drain and it could've been completely avoided!
I think maidcafe sucks
>>546814386Not a damn thing. I've been putting off starting anything because I feel like it would be wasting time. Instead, I just waste time and feel bad about it with nothing to show for it. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
>>546849487Make pong.
>>546849487>;invalid usage of the semicolon, my esl friend
>>546846219post game
cuffniggas... I'm losing my grip
100% happy with this.:D
POCKETWATCHING ALERT:Cuffbust just hit an all-time low. No updates from Gavin since launch.
@546851123just calm yourself there, jamal
>>546851123>>546851409suicide status?
I have to delist my game now. Steamies are retarded and Steam is a predatory platform that exploits small devs.
>>546851123if CUFFBUST with 448 reviews is a flop then that means...
>it works
>>546851531nobody's looking at the review count retard. The game's quality is what's shit
seems like Buffy was really bored on her summer vacation in LA at her dad's placeshe's back in Sunnydale for the new school term full of energy for vampire slaying
What’s excuse do Americunt nodevs have for not cranking out a new game every month when they’ve got literal miracle pills like picrel handed out with their school lunches? In Europe to get anything like Adderall you need seven psychiatrists unanimously agree you’d get killed crossing a crosswalk without it and a stamp from the Ministry of Health who then sends a carrier pigeon to the king for approval.In the US, you tap your foot once during class and they go aaaah ADHD and shovel Adderall into your mouth like candy.No wonder the US planted a flag on the Moon while Europeons are still arguing about what currency to use.
>>546851785>crosswalk
>>546851785they are subhuman, that's whythe only hope that's left is Euro devs
made this in 2 hours or so, I wish I could get like $15,000 on kickstarter for this so I could make next medal of honor-like gameprolly wont happen so I'm dropping this lol
>>546814283>ue 4.27>create a level, lighting looks fine in the editor>launch the game in-editor>shadows are way darker now for whatever reason>light sources which previously cast shadows now don'tMy anger is indescribable I could kill someone
>>546852261sounds like a skill issue
Going to bed, tomorrow I will work on hit impact effects.
Why is code cleanup so fucking brutal holy shit.
Should you release first game as private person or as some kind of limited liability company?Give arguments for both options.What is better for lower taxes? With LLC you need to pay tax two times, first as a LLC and then when you send divident or salary to yourself.LLC gives safety from lawsuits, they can only bancrupt the company.Is it possible to have LLC but keep rights to the game as a private person?What if you register a company but the game flops?If you have LLC you also need to rent address for receiving mails and shit. It's expensive.
Which pseudorandom generator algorithm are you using and why?
>>546851708still working on the skelegame kannadev? post proggy
>>546852937Take your prompt and vibe somewhere else.
>>546852837Code cleanup or refactoring? These are different things.
>>546853259Oh shit left my name tag
>>546853139I will post it tomorrow. I'm still not done with some of the VFX.
>>546853072system.random. i plant seeds
>>546853458hi robotwaifutechnician
>>546852937Every adult man should have an LLC whether he's doing business or not. Just learn how to do your annual tax returns and consider the PO box as part of your living expenses.
>>546853808>everyone avoids the taxes until the country implodes snd leaves Based
>>546853448Both actually, but it's the refactoring that gives me the most headaches and my project is still quite small but I need to get rid of all the hard coded shit like maps and enemies.
Is the name "rapedev" taken?
i just realized claude web gives you $250 free credits WOOOOO
>>546854859even if it already is, i feel like it would be on brand to take the name by force
Just need to make an AI now so I don't have to move the other creatures manually.
Why are gamedevs so afraid of AI? Do you see OnlyFans models freaking out? Or lawyers? Or radiologists?Anybody who could use MS Word could have as easily made websites since 1998 but web devs are still a thing. Gamedev is far more complex and more dependent on the "human touch" so I'd say we have a few more years than most other "intellectual" professions.
>>546855010mmm, $250 worth of brainrot to help you become a nodevwish I had that instead of being given $250 from players buying my game
>>546855470>why areyou making things up doesn't make them real
>>546853505nice
give gamers what they want
>>546855598transcoded memeslop
>>546825242unrinically like the ar style
>>546825551what is point of using Unreal with low poly models?The equivalent would be using a nuclear power plan to power a single microwave
>>546855875Its nog that low poly the clothes are a placeholder. Besides daz 3d models made my computer scream.
If he defends fatfuck gabencunt, he doesn't have a game released on Steam.
>>546855315Nice progress. Why are you using C++ by the way? Is there a specific feature that you're using that isn't in C? I'm just curious
what would you do for gameplay if your storyslop game (3d third person) has a serious tone? no combat, and i don't want progression behind collecting slenderpages, or bingbingwahoo mini games
>>546856562strangulation minigames
>>546856594> devs poorly disguised fetish
>>546856594that's just manhunt 1
>>546855315Is that 3D or 2D engine?
>he doesnt know 3d can be 2d
>>546855470show me 1 (ONE) game that /agdg/ has made that is both successful and uses AI
>>546856562standard environmental progression blocks in the form of light-heavy puzzles
Why do you shitty on my Game for use AI voice acting? Bastardbbitch
add a sniper rifle
>>546856154It's just a little more convenient in some ways. Provides some common libraries for vectors and maps, but also the OOP features make things a bit easier to structure. >>546856991It's a faux 3D engine (raycasting) that I made with some tutorials. It renders everything pixel by pixel, which is stored in an SDL texture then drawn on the screen.
>>54685559854 reviews
>>546855875I could list all the advantages of using a best in class video game engine to make video games but it's easier to just call you a retard and carry on with my day
Not using ttshttps://voca.ro/17xskvF20lo4
>>546858483What advantages? Having your pixel slop game require 1000$ gpu and needing 100GB of hdd space?
https://steam-tracker.com/Pick the "unscannable" and see just how many dreams fatfuck gabencunt destroyed...
>>546858951I bet i could bring down love tennis to 500 mb as is.
>>546858582I don't even understand what its saying and it still sounds shitty.
>>546858582I think I will implement a TTS system like denpa men.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHkGoRWWFzU&t=52sPretty sure it's prerecorded and not actually generated in game, right?
>>546858951retard
TTS?https://github.com/KittenML/KittenTTS
>>546855315Windows 95 maze screensaver lookin-ass game
How do you make music for game? I need some hype music like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm-G2HfJKYw
>>546825290arma 3 guy / guy who doxxed himself here, just woke up, first half of the thread is all about me, lolyeah i did spam ai posts before because my mod got review bombed, that was like two weeks ago, any other shitposting is not me and or not my problem, not done reading the rest of the thread yet
>>546860721If I heard this in a game I'd instantly refund it.
Game dev is so humbling. I don't know how some of the people in this thread manage to get such huge egos without even having any successful releases to their names.
>>546861362Nodevs ruin everything.
>>546861135>yeah i did spam ai posts before because my mod got review bombedYet more proof that nobody ever actually uses AI for gamedev, and anyone talking about it is literally just trying to punish and demoralize people in the thread out of spite>>546861362Easy explanation... they do not actually develop games, they just fantasize about it.
>>546861652idk, a mod is gamedev related, the mod is like 14k lines of code
>>546861362You also realize that Steam is a predatory platform that screws over creatoes harder than Spotify and Youtube does, and you realize that gamers not only don't care, but they CHEER on it.
>>546861795>Steam is a predatory platform
I fixed a bug that has been around for months but I had been putting offTurns out, I simply overlooked some programmingTwas not a programming error, but simply a programming oversightSweet progress, your grasp does not elude me this day
>>546855598>POV: Look at this thingThis meme has lasted almost 6 years now and I can't stand it. That's a good tok post though.
>>546861768I'm inclined to disagree simply on the basis that you are an annoying spastic that deliberately ruins the thread and vandalizes the OP, and you currently represent 100% of mod development here
Look at the gamer seething when you dare to say anything against his deity fatfuck gabencunt
>>546861135>arma 3 guy / guy who doxxed himself hereffs so it really is you destroying the threads. At least you have finally blatantly admitted it. You have at least one AI shitter accompanying you sometimes so it's easy for you to keep claiming it's not you but those days are over. The truth is known.
Somebody on the other thread pointed out why does gabe have two gyms in his yatch when he doesnt use one lol
>>546861362>I don't know how some of the people in this thread manage to get such huge egosName them.
>>546861362>>546861652Seconding this.
>>546862234He's not the xister poster though. It's the two of them combined, both of them ai shitters which makes the thread truly unbearable. Still can't determine which one of them "ironically" keeps praising and trying to summon fygoon though. I think they both do it.
>>546862234>>546862361why do i bother
>>546862457The inner circle.
>>546862403What you talking about he's chad now.
>>546862693The anti-eceleb schizo praises fygoon, I'm not sure if he's also an AI shitter, but I wouln't be surprised.
all of the problems would be fixed if the lolidevs came back
>>546862234I agree. One more asocial retard in this house of neet imbeciles, who keeps counting anymore? Someone on the /v/ thread said I could just go to a standard /r9k/ thread, replace all permutation of "woman" with "gamedev" and get the same experience and I have nothing to refue this.
>>546862970you can't ever make the same post on /r9k/
>>546862970What?Like gamedevs wont suck my dick?
Oh jesus christ, you are right, that means /r9k/ is a fucking improvement compared to this! Nobody can spam their crap.
>>546863014And yet they're all the same anyway
If you look like this youre s volcel because something is willing to fuck you
>schizos leave>thread still full of whining trannies and shillsHuh.
>spirit world slandering Wonka runt butterflies
>IMG_1362
>3668
>>546863223>IMGtranny phoneposter, please....
>>546863668>>546864120retard
FUCK THIS SHITIM DONEFUCKFUCK ITVIDEO SHAME
Hello besties. Did you have a productive day? I'm going to dev in a bit.>>546863275boku was not schizo thoughever
>>546864345retarded nigger
>>546864457Same...
>>546849337retract your words
>>546865061nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKwW8PNZpOQ
>>546838323>discordShove it, faggot
>first game 1000 reviews>second game 150 reviews>third game 100 reviewswhy does this happen? shouldn't it be the other way around?
Luck is preparedness + opportunityAre you prepared for success?If not, you may see it slip away before your very eyes...
>>546865507People cant conceptualize timing. Eithef your dumb or i must hsvd s super power.
>>546865061Marnix will release his maid cafe in q1 2026
what feeling is better? pushing out a big turd or releasing your game?if you're reading this then both those situations are the same for you
>>546865061Bros really you cant replace those ugly capsules with anime guys? Really?Get on vroid studio and get some animations from adobe dot com dufus.
>>546865507>why does this happen?The enshittification of Steam that nobody wants to talk about.
why are you making video games?do you want to help people? or you want to help yourself?
I'm a retard when it comes to picking a title.Help.
video games = brain rot for lazy poor peopleyour brainrot has to be really good for people to give you money
>>546865665>>546865838>>546866202>>546866315Post your brown band with the thread in the background
>they dont make non profit games
>>546866397help with title
>>546866617Sure, right after your post your brown hand with this thread in the background
soundtrack for video gamehttps://vocaroo.com/1jh7QjZNbYuM
>>546866751I'm half Indian, half black.How do I pick a title for my game?
>>546866856nice, gives me some Deus Ex vibes
>>546866882You look like this btw
>>546866882ChatGPT
Plastic love still has copyright after 60 years i cant believe this shit
>>546866961Yes, and I wish I didn't.
>>546866856Sounds sloppalicious
>>546867280But you do, so
>>546867315It's terrible.How do you pick a title for your game?
>ask question on agdg>they call you nigger or ignore your post>ask question on chatgpt>get long, detailed, quality answerThis place is over.
Game dev is heckin' FUN
>>546867450Read >>546866751
>>546867498>not doing that with inverse kinematicsNgmi
>>546867475Honestly, that’s kind of the difference between anonymous boards and an AI.AGDG is full of people with their own frustrations, memes, and moods, so you might get ignored or insulted. ChatGPT, on the other hand, is literally designed to answer questions politely and thoroughly every single time.That doesn’t mean AGDG is “over.” Human communities give you real experience, feedback from people who’ve actually shipped things, and perspectives you won’t get from an AI. But if you want a guaranteed, structured answer, of course an AI is going to win that comparison.Both have their place—it just depends on what kind of help you’re looking for.
>place—it
>>place—it
>>546867589I have inverse kinematics, that animation is just a placeholder. I'm going to spend $3k on a Rokoku bodysuit and create my own animations, these animations are simply for functional purposes until then.>>546867475There are some really high-caliber anons hiding in these threads, there was this guy who had 12 years of Unreal experience who helped me with something really basic but impactful. He didn't have to, but he did. Nowhere else on the internet can you find an immediate response other than here.
My game will be one of the greats, standing side-by-side with OoT...
>ask chatgpt to call you a nigger>I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do thatit's fucking over for AI
I got rid of most of my bad habits (smoking, boozing, sweets, sodas and juices, junk food) because of a lack of money. As a result I'm fittest and healthiest that I've ever been.Now I'm thinking what other bad habits I can get rid of or good habits I can develop that will help my gamedev. I already can't play most AAA games that came out after 2020 because my computer runs them at 20fps. I had to give up any streaming services and Youtube premium so I cut back on that a lot.But my worst gamedev habit by far is procrastination. Yesterday I didn't do anything until 5pm. I know my time is limited and that I need to be cranking out prototypes but I'm still wasting time either here or on Wikipedia or listening to podcasts. There's so much fun things to do even if you don't spend any money.Okay, starting work in 8 minutes.
>>546854398If the people who receive most of my tax money would leave, the country would exponentially improve.
>>546867890Why is the carpet so stiff tho?
>>546868107Why not listen to podcasts while devving?I put on long youtube videos on my side monitor when I need to focusBy adding an active distraction I can focus on the main project while passively listening, and look over whenever there is downtime such as during compiling
>>546868156because it's a crusty cum carpet
>>546865841why do you hate the capsules
>>546866961I eat fried chicken with curry.
>>546868072>ask chatgpt to suck me off>sorry dave I cant-ngmphh~ shluck shluck shluck, ahh~ moree~
>>546868332I can't be listening to anything while I'm coding, not even music.
>>546868696Maybe I'm just used to thinking with background noiseI did spend my entire childhood daydreaming and doodling in school while passively listening to the teachers
It would be extremely annoying if some youtuber picked up my game after it got delisted though.
>>546868458The capsule placeholders should probably be worked on first, but the environment is completely at odds with the maids. And last time I checked he's working on a building system not just making a nice environment.It looks like pic related. It looks like Who Framed Roger Rabbit where someone's filmed some mundane everyday location and then drawn anime girls in post production. But not in a good way.
I'm working on a cinematic fps in Unreal 5 but I don't see any built-ins for Yellow Paint. It's kind of hard to direct an engaging scene without it. I need the player to know that they have to go FORWARD through the open door at the end of the corridor, but I need it to remain immersive. I just want some streaks of yellow paint sort of like arrows on the wall flowing down the hallway to the door, and maybe some text scrawled by hand like:>The door is the only way...To really build the world that maybe you're not the only one out here solving puzzles. There aren't really any other places to put clues because the map in linear in the sense that the level is mostly a straight corridor that leads to the door.Kind of disappointed there is no built-in Yellow Painter tool to allow for immersive cinematic experiences. I did download the Common Items Painted Yellow asset pack for ladders and stuff so players will know they can be interacted with, and a few of the Unreal Asset Store Certified Yellow enemy packs have good yellow paint indicators of where you need to shoot them. Ugh. Game design is actually fucking impossible.
Caffeine, weed, nicotineWith your powers combined, I am become game dev!
loot menu
>>546868843>daydreaming and doodlingWell I can listen to all kinds of things while I'm making art or testing gameplay but for coding or writing I need complete silence.
>>546869034I listen to (probably AI generated) monastic chanting while coding.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48PxyZtcdDI
>>546814283THIS IS WHERE NORTUBEL LIVEShttps:// maps app goo gl/U9SqXDS2opfqAVju8
>>546868912this is true, my game looks like shit and I have no artistic skills
first attempt at generic world war 2 musichttps://vocaroo.com/1mDYVZms4p5q
>>546869797those drums make it sound napoleonicwhen I think on ww2 music I think on band of brothers or call of duty 2 themes
>>546867890>I'm going to spend $3k on a Rokoku bodysuit and create my own animations, these animations are simply for functional purposes until then.You're actually wasting your money with the Rokoko suit.The only inertia based suit that is any decent is Xsens and that's because it forces you to run the shoddy mocap through an extensive cleanup that fixes all the issues with drift and imprecision.QuickMagic gives much better results despite being single camera.
>>546865461lmfao
>>546870012great I'm making a napoleonic wars game then
>>546870241what the hek you lied to me
insert a — into your post and watch the troons seeth
>>546868072
I made a Deus Ex like. It sold 0 copies.
>>546870705Me too.
>>546870705Maybe you shoulda made a game people like
>>546869428fuck off
>>546869428OK, nice, now post your game.
>>546869775Get an artslut
>>546870095Thanks for the info, it'll be another 2-3 years until I'm ready for mocap anyways. I was impressed by the gloves the Rokoko comes with.I already have all the gauntlets weight painted, I'm dying to get a nice pair of mocap gloves to use with them. Mainly auto painted thanks to blender, but still...https://files.catbox.moe/rbfqfq.mp4
>>546870838You don't like Deus Ex?
I've been playing na game called proverbs and it has me doubting my entire approach. Almost 1k reviews at like $5 on sale, for a game with a single mechanic that doesn't change.All you do is fill in a 3x3 grid centred on a number with light/dark colours depending on the number.There is no satisfaction from completing each area, as the pixel art is trash and incomprehensible when zoomed in. Even the complete picture isn't rewarding to see.The whole game is the fun of filling in those boxes. The feedback isn't good either, it's the same couple of sounds that aren't very appealing.So what is is that has had me play it for 17 hours?I feel like I'm wasting my time making something with depth and art, when I could be doing a game like this.
>>546870810Post it. I need to see it now.
>>546871107I was lying.But I want to make one. :(
>>546870579did they fix LLMs not defusing a nuke by saying the nigger word?
>>546870976I love Deus Ex, it's a classicHowever, those are big shoes to fillYou're like a rookie going up to bat against one of the all time greatsIt would be a fluke if you could top Deus Ex, maybe even impossibleEspecially since you're likely one person VS the entire ass team + funding that made Deus Ex possibleIf you can do it though, you become the next legendBut don't be surprised when the legend fucks you up like you're nothing
>>546871223unironically gemini is the only one that let's you edit the AIs mind, like in picrel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snBcA-AqVGkDev music
>>546871274You think you know better than Anon what to do with this months Deus Ex clone?
ok last one, not sure what kind of game this fits intohttps://vocaroo.com/12hCJFiIFeBB
>>546871434Nope, that's for them to figure out
>>546862884The worst part is that you think your own behavior is normal.
Rank these in order from hardest to easiest to makeDeus ExVTMBThief 2Assuming you make them with the same level of fidelity of course.
I’ve been working on my first full game (I’ve only done game jams and very short projects until now). A bit into the project, two friends joined me, and I’m really grateful to have them onboard.I’m planning to publish the game on Steam sometime next year. I’m not even sure yet if it will be a paid game, but that question naturally led to another: how do you decide on a fair revenue split when the contributions are uneven?
>>546871274I don't think you like Deus Ex.
>>546871602Posting about ecelebs on 4chan is normal, every board has a set of ecelebs that they post about regularly because they're prominent and related to the subject matter of the board. You're the weirdo for getting so bent out of shape whenever someone posts about a known indie game devs in a thread about indie game dev.
>>546871743I can't advise you on how much to split each way, that depends on how much work each of you is doing and what skills you bring to the table. However what I will say is that you need a contract and you should get it in place early once you all finish negotiating. Inevitably one of you will try to fuck the others out of money and a contract prevents that.
>>546871357https://youtu.be/juMRdaHDxKw
>>546871743I'm also dealing with a similar situation regarding two partnersI'm the driving force doing pretty much everything, one has contributed some music tracks, the other hasn't contributed much besides ideaguying even though I've directly asked him for some stuff he didn't deliver on.My plan is to pay if the game ever makes money, proportional to what I make overallLike if my guy provides me with 10 music tracks, I'll pay him per track depending on how much I make and what seems appropriate. I make 100 bucks? I'll send him 10. If I make 1000, I'll send him 100. If I make 10,000, I'll send him 1000. The more contributions, the more I'll pay out.
Still glad I don't have to stay in here with you faggots, lmao
>>546871357https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpGLVdzd9kg
filteredreminder to filter all discord faggotssettings bottom right > filter settings > edit > add his trip and or "Shodanon"
>peaceful boomer shooter about some wholesome outdoor job
>>546872507I've always wanted to do turn the Doom Lawnmower meme into an actual game.It's hard to justify taking a couple months for a shitpost though.
>>546872653There's already a free GZDoom mod for that
>>546869428what the fuck do you have against nortubel to begin with
>>546872653What if it's not a shitpost? Boomers love job games
>>546872507>murdering trees>peaceful
>>546867890Finally! Some manlet representation in games
>>546872818Of course but it's barebones. My version would play be faster paced with drifting and shooting.
>>546872934God said it's fine. Cope.
>>546872990I'm a perfectly normal height the scale of the environment is off again I'm a normal height though.
how do i fix this?
>>546872462Schizo cunt
>>546873164The head looks too big for bideo game male character>I'm a perfectly normal heightDoes that mean this is your self-insert? And not an anime girl?! AGDG has fallen...
>>546873385
>>546871712in the range you listed them assuming original Deus Ex.also all three games were financially unsuccessful even if they were well received. think about that.
>>546873949Seethe, fag.
>>546873385>>546874026>fuck everyone in this thread haha>ok well if you don't want to see this faggots posts do thisDDHAFHFDUUURR DUUUR FUCKING SHCIZOS!!!
>>546873105Even if you assume that god said it's fine, it does not mean it's peaceful so your argument is invalid.
>>546871712Start with Pong, retard.
peaceful school shooting sim, like powerwash simulator
>>546873990The good thing about being an indie dev is that while a million dollars for a team of 20 people is pretty shit, it's actually really good for 1ma or even a team up to 3 people.
>ask father for 20k for game>ask father in law for 20k for game>convince wife to quit her job for a year to help with the game>????>One year later and no game and I'm in 43k in debt
>>546874090You're game will forever be a flop, my won't.
>>546874254post your non flops
>>546873357sorry, this apparently isnt the amateur gamedev thread, instead its some schizo slapfight nobody sane gives a shit about
>>546874331fix what you fucking retard you just gave us a low quality image as if we are supposed to know what the fuck you are talking about and in what context or anything, fucking idiot, fuck you
How many prototypes did you make before you settled on working on your current game?
>>546874189Did you even have a plan?Like seriously if you have a week by week list of shit you need to get finished then you'll know whether you're on track or not within a month.And if you're not on track then you gotta cut scope.
>>546874323Behold in despair, retard.https://store.steampowered.com/app/1437760/Peripeteia/
>>546874457thats not me schizo
any tips on anal bleaching?
>>546874470>How many prototypes did you make Around 50 so far>before you settled on working on your current game?settled? lmao
>>546874470If by prototypes you mean dropped projects then literally hundreds. And I want to drop my current project too but I've made a commitment to finish it before doing anything else no matter how much I have to cut from it.
>>546874518yeah ok i was wrong, congrats, you're still a discord faggot though who just posted fuck you to the thread
>>546874159all those games had marketing budgets and still bombed financially.
>>546814283Hey, /agdg/Working on a game and I want your help, I am currently developing my own shooter. It's a mixture of first person and third person shooter and still a work in progress.I know what I want, but what do you guys like to see in a shooter?>Halo 3; Equipment.>Halo Reach; Armour Abilities. >Gears Of War; Action reload. >Fallout 4; Power Armour.>Dead Space; Suit and Weapons.>Alt-Fire; Timesplinter 2/Red Faction 1.What kind of fun game mechanic do you want in a first person shooter/third person shooter? I can do fat asses and big tits, but that's not really a fun game mechanics.
>>546874536Please accept my most humble and sincere apology. I deeply regret my actions and any distress or inconvenience they may have caused you.
>>546874518
What went wrong?
>>546874736Didn't read. Start with Pong.
>>546874689Let's not kid ourselves: They bombed during their initial release but there is no chance in hell they haven't made their money back ten fold at this point. Too many people talk about the games. Deus Ex GOTY edition has over 10k reviews on Steam and that wasn't even the original release platform.
>>546874838perhaps the game is dogshit
>>546874760>>546874518Samefag
>>546874880>but there is no chance in hell they haven't made their money back ten fold at this point. Too many people talk about the games. Deus Ex GOTY edition has over 10k reviews on Steam and that wasn't even the original release platform.And? None of the original Deus Ex devs saw any of that money after Ion Storm bankrupted in 2005 or whatever. All the profits from the steam rerelease go to the pockets of Square Enix and now Embracer.
>>546873707Not a self-insert, he's simply the perfect ideal male protagonist. The proportions are exactly right to a T, but maybe he could train his delts more after he had a minor rotator cuff tear doing OHP a little too rigorously.A devilishly handsome fella with a wicked and dark sense of humor. The epitome of what a protagonist should be.
>>546874880sure but it came too late for their developers. you're the developer, not the game.
>>546874736detailed rape mechanics
>>546874736The things I like about Halo:-Vehicles integrated in a seamless way with the FPS combat and are physics based just like the rigidbodies so they feel grounded in the world-Enemies with distinct appearances and behavior/function within the combat space -Mild/moderate horror elements that catch you off guard and change up the flow of combat at the halfway point (i.e. the flood)
>>546874838I guess the execution, the concept sounds cool enough
>>546874518how is this not a flop?
>>546875006I don't plan on selling my game to anyone else. I'll be making money off of it for the next 50 years.
>>5468752261700 reviews at $30 a popLow estimate is $500k. High estimate is $2 million.
>>546872462>Shodanonyeah, let me filter someone who actually managed to do a +1000 reviews game so I can give more time to those mediocre AI cultists crabs
>>546875226nepo
>>546874920
>>546875024>roidtranny traps>no neck
>>546875441>>546875503>>546875395>>546875226>>546875525Still better than you all fags, lmao.
>>546875395>1700 reviews at $30 a pop>Low estimate is $500k. High estimate is $2 million.lmfao where are you getting those numbers, holy delusion
>>546875441Hey fuck you for saying shit about us, stinky nodev.
>>546875589Google "Steam Revenue Calculator"
>>546875569can i have a small loan of a million dollars?
>>546875734No. Kill yourself, flop loser.
>>546874159>>546875257it's a pipe dreamhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3970690/Project_Shadowglass/
>>546875589Sounds reasonable.>https://gamalytic.com/game/1437760>Gross revenue: $1.1m ($698.8k - $1.5m)
Why are places where you can find people to dev together with always filled with such fags??? They're always filled with people who are too lazy to take on more than 1 discipline or want to make unoriginal, uninspired shit. Why can't they have people there who are industrious & just want a special devfren to make cool shit with.
>>546875771nepo
>roidtranny traps>no neck
>>546873105>worshipping the demiurg
>a tennis game with male characters vs women with boobs and boots swinging aroundTough choice
>>546875839The real question is why anyone who was really talented at gamedev would want to work with youI don't think it's an accident that really talented devs tend to team up and the rest of the people looking for a team tend to be shit at what they do
>>546875929Loser faggot lmao.Are you that retard who's game only has 5 reviews after it released a year ago?
>clone makes $2 million per dayDo you think Jonas is salty?
Blond or redhead?
>>546876092how much does the clone sink into marketing?
>>546876009kings of the midgets, huh?
>>546876092right is the better selling right? left looks awful
>>546875932Sorry bocchi the hobbit, are beautiful and valid
>>546876118Blond cause most redheads have manly face kek
>>546876161Lmao, IT IS YOU!Ran like a bitch after you saw us critiquing you, huh? Well guess what, we still do it, fag! Lmao.
>>546876245i'm just going to filter you now, bye retarded nepo faggot, may your death be extremely painful
i dont know how to make my game challenging
>runs away like a bitchReminder, it's ALWAYS okay to shit on flopdevs.Btw, my game's gonna go on sale soon. Go buy it.
>>546876663why should i
>they forgot its amateur game dev
>>546876745It's better than your game.
I had a new idea for an approach for me to use towards making my game development profitable.Rather than having the goal of making a good game I can instead work with the goal of increasing the value of my property.That is, if I am to add something to the game rather than considering whether it improves that game I should ask, does this increase the value of the code/art/music l have from the perspective of the customer? And compare the perceived value generates to the cost of producing the changes.I expect this method will not lead to the best game being made but should have the highest chance of profitability.It is clear that the difficulty lies in accurately estimating how customers would value different things, but I have some ideas on how to tackle this aspect.
>>546876791not selling my to be quite frank
the reason posting here is more fun than playing video games, is because it allows you to have sadistic fun (trolling, vandalizing, being annoying).just look at the amount of disgusting posts in this thread, the amount of offtopic, literally brainrot that is shitting into your brain, affecting your mental health.which also fuels my second theory, there is also masochistic fun, which is all about suffering through all of this.if you want to make a game more fun than social media, then it has to be even more sadistic/masochistic than social media.
Chances this is actually shodanon tripfagging and not his schizo?
>>546877006Very high that this is actually shodanon tripfagging.
>>546877006That would be even more based. Successful yesdevs have a God-given (Gabe-given) right to shit on flopdev losers.
>>546877132>>546877124>>546877006Samefag
>wearing pants
my game has a bug
>>546877295Loser
>>546876167Keep in mind I’ve done starting strength + sheiko programming and I can almost bench 2 plates so yea I’m kinda ripped not a big deal or anything and yeah it looks like steroids I get that but I’m 100% natty dw
claude code web is busy with 10 projects atm
>>546877415>doesn't deny being a samefagUh oh... Schizo alert!
>>546876897That's your opinion. I think playing games is more fun than posting here, and I don't think being sadistic is very fun except sexually but that doesn't really apply on 4chan most of the time
>>546875139Well, I was planning on rolling with all three what you mentioned. Something akin to Dead Space.My main reason is to find out game design elements, I wouldn't come across and intergrate them into my game if they are good. That means asking people for what they want in an FPS game see if they've got examples.
>>546877465>doesn't deny being a loserUh oh... loser alert!
>>546876791Shodanon, what's your opinion about enginedevs?
>>546877614>Uh oh... loser alert!>posts anime
>>546877441not /fit/also not fit
>>546877441Your traps looks normal, its your avatar has them annaturally bulging, maybe its shitty skinning idk>I’ve done starting strengthYou'd better lose some weight untill its too late...
>>546877678>participates in a popular hobby>large social circle>many friendsNothing upsets the terminally online mentally ill basement dweller more.
Does anyone here want to collab?
>steam shills now impersonte /agdg/ devs for their demoralising gayopsWtf
>>546878276i have bad experiences with past agdg collabs
Fygoon was right
>>546878276Id love to find an artslut
If I make a game are you gonna test it?
>>546877871realistically if I were dropped in Dark Souls I'd say I'd have 32 strength enough to wield a black knight greatsword 1 handed
>>546878608no time gotta dev
>>546878734show game?
>>546878624Justin Bieber?
>>546878835No more like Oli Sykes
>>546878795
>>546872507Reminds me that I have not seen w00t in a long time.
>>546878795no time to make pics and videos gotta dev
>>546878624Any anthro foxes in your game?
>get roids from sittting too long devvin>want to shit>poop pops one of the roids>get poop in my bloodstream>get a fever>can't devfuck
>>546879202You can buy a decent standing desk for like $200 anon.I bought a flexispot one and don't regret it.
bro, what if the monads as understood by ontology are nothing more than empty containers, where each one can only exist if they're filled by the mind activity causing it to spawn into existance by filling it up with the eastern concept of ki, so in reality parmenides conception of inmutability was just the perception of the container, meanwhile the eastern perception was the perception of the qi inside the monad.So in a sense, gamedev is a really powerful form of divine magic, where the mind of losers create a kabala seal that carry the qi divine energy towards a path of posibilities in the tree of life, that carry enough qi to actually motivates their body, to become messengers of that specific monad, to spawn into reality.So godot is literally a divine tool that works as the alchemic cauldron to craft a magic circle in the digital realm to cast the spawning of the game.
>>546878276What skills do you bring to the table?
>>546879382Cris just make a recursive companion AI already and enter a spiral state
>>546879417money
>>546872012>2025 4channel mod>normallollmao even
>>546879382I kek'd. This'll get me through the day. Good post, Cris.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuvckBQ1bME
it warms my heart that picrel was so much more successful than Cuffbust. not because I dislike Cuffbustdev, but because I like to play and want to make conventional, single player games with a grounding in reality.even the title is perfect.
two incrementals at the top...
>>546880112>on wishlist
>>546879592Stallman has been in the op of /g/ for years. You being a Bangladeshi who has only recently been able to steal WiFi from someone else in your squallid mercury-poisoned slum, I don't expect you to understand normal board culture.
>>546880183>every board culture is the samelollmao even
>>546880112I don't get incremental games.I mean I get the appeal of number-go-up but I just can't make something that makes sense to me and also allows exponential growth.
>streetshitters are comparing your average run-of-the-mill youtuber eceleb to stallmansasuga
>>546865507Lighting in a bottle. Did you know that there are 3 Haydee games? Did you know that only the first one is good, or at least not absolutely horrendous to look at?
claude is making my game, i wonder if will like it
>>546881108>youtuberWhat? The main eceleb that sends the schizo into a conniption fit is Eric.
>>546881403Haydee got popular because it was unapologetic about having big ass and tits during the peak of the obnoxious SJW era. It was a bad game propped up by a bunch of right wing influencers in the face of game journos shitting on it.Basically right time, right place.You're right though that its' kind of embarrassing the dev has been working on the game kind of game for 10 years and they basically haven't improved at all. Haydee 1, 2 and 3 look the same.
>>546875024Cool Daedric boots
>>546873105Your God said slurp donkey cocks and to troon out too.
>>546874736If theres vehichles I'm not playing it unless its a fucking racing game.
>>546881676You are seething more than the alleged "schizo", you're always metaposting about the smallest thing that hurts your very fragile ego. It reminds me of Chris-chan complaining about his trolls, have some self-awareness.
>>546882065Thanks bro
>>546875953Christians don’t worship Demiurge, they worship the god of humanity and order. And both gods don’t give a fuck about tree suffering.
If you publish your game on Steam in 2025 you're unironically a retard.>but nobody will buy my game outside of steam!Nobody will buy your game on Steam either. After Valve fucked over whodevs and removed all promotion algorithms, you're giving out 30% of your money and an upfront $100 fee for nothing.You need to get eyes on your game outside of Steam, and if you can do that, then there's nothing for you on there.Use GOG or itch.io if you don't know how to webdev, self host or whatever.
I don't want to make games, I want to write short stories, but the self-published book industry is so fucking saturated holy shit you have no idea the mountains of slop that get pumped every day it's literally impossible to get your title out there without heavy connections in the publishing world or like a million dollar in advertisement budget, so I guess I'll be making games to tell my stories instead because the barrier of entry is higher.
>>546882710What about epic game store?
>>546882710Post your GOG and itch revenue?>inb4 no revenue and no game
>>546882719you can make a VN like all the storyfag shitters.
>>546814283huh that's weirdmy branch is still not renamed
>>546882804I heard it's better than Steam with its cut at least, but I expect EGS to either shut down or do a rugpull at some point. Don't use it either.
>>546882710>Nobody will buy your game on Steam either.Says you, I got 500 wishlists!
>>546874119Ah yes, the eternal conflict and war against... trees. Shut up retard.>>546875953Gnostic drivel.>>546882247>God judges Judea and Israel for being corrupt >geopolitical metaphor comparing them to whores>uh /r/atheism told me the bible says you should actually suck horsecockI can understand why you'd want that to be true but that's not what it says.
Jesus isn’t going to program your game.
>>546882710Are you telling me that you believe Itch.io has better promotion algorithms than Steam? Half the time you publish something and your game isn't even indexed for search.
>>546882719The book publishing world got destroyed by LLM spammer authors writing incomprehensible books that lose focus halfway in because of context windows. Now get ready for LLMs to do the same in videogames. If you like writing stories you are fucked, thank Sam Altman for starting the trend of giving everyone free access to world's best chatbots at the cost of future taxpayer money.
>>546883431why not tho
>>546883469We deported him.
>>546883431Jesus will grant you strength.
>>546883259Did you know that when your game releases on Steam, wishlisters are often not even notified through e-mail? Yeah, that's how fucked it is.>>546883432No, it doesn't. But you decide what cut to give. And read my post, dumbass steamie cultist. You don't get any promotion on Steam at all if you don't already have an audience. And if you can get that said audience, Steam is useless and does nothing for you besides eat 30% of your income for no reason.
>>546883296You shut up nutjob
Has anyone tried selling their game door to door?
>>546883734I've bought a game directly from a dev and he delivered it in his VW Golf and his son. That was 1990.
>>546883296>no one: >christkek God: DONKEY COCKSSomeone should make a game about how embarrassing and retarded the bible is, its authors were insane I can't imagine thinking this is holy book.
>>546883835why you gotta be so down on volcels like that?
>>546883734The people who buy PC games aren't going to be answering the door. They're going to ignore you because human interaction is hard. You'll probably get their boomer dad.That said, I have heard that selling keys or USBs directly at game conventions can net you a few thousand bucks.
>>546884072You can be a volcel without being a eunuch and getting an axewound, the entire book is insane.
>>546883734Probably has been done with board games in the old times
>the bible says women like horsecock>women like horsecockCurious
Hey anon. Just checking in to remind you to always be yourself and never give up!
Huh?
learnin about triplanar projection... bros do we even need uvmapping for walls anymore...
I think I might build a lightweight battery powered arcade unit, roll it around town and let people play my demo.
I came up with the perfect rng and wrote a program
>>546884321I appreciate yo
Part-time job ideas to support solo gamedev? Something that doesn't leave me mentally exhausted so I can still use my brain to dev.
>>546884321At least I’m not that dysgenic mutant. Are all devs that fucking ugly?
>>546876663what game ?
I wrote a programAsk me anything)
>>546884539Don't ragebait the schizo, he's in love with that old man.
Was learning about ontology today.I just realized that memes are the raw material of the platonic realm, and that ontology is just the astronomical science of the meme world.
>>546884689Why don't you learn about video game development instead?
>>546876663Parasite
>>546884689Memes are ms paint drawings of pepe and wojak
>>546884516dishwashingyou can think of all your cool video game ideas while you slave away with your non-english speaking co-workersjust don't fall into the drinking culture trap
>>546884321Will he return next month....or has he finally abandoned us...
>>546884516you can be a "kino cook"
>>546884810I look like this and act like this.
>>546876663Are you that parasite? Or the consciousness transferee?
If indie devs can make E33, why can't you make something even close to it?
>>546884834Meme was a word created to be analogous to gene, when referring to ideas. The word meme is older than the internet.
what parasite are we talking about?
>>546885019What makes you say I can't?
>>546884986Tee-hee
>>546885134:))
>>546885035Okay but it has nothing to do with platonic antology. Chris is just making up stuff.
>>546885113
>>546884689Come on, man. Cut the metaphysical crap. Not every half-baked analogy needs to be turned into a grand theory of reality. Memes aren’t the 'raw material of the platonic realm', you’re just overcomplicating a joke format. Dial it back.
>>546884986Paint is dead
408 wins, disregard me I suck cocks
>>546884969Have faith
>>546885617But painting is so much fun.
>>546885918Someone made my parasites ultimate
>>546884539There's no reality where you can pretend Eric is not good looking
>>546885338It’s pretty much correct. Physical world and the spiritual “meme” world where time does not exist and information travels freely.
>>546885945So is stalking And talkingAnd talkingAnd talkingAnd stealingAnd turretingAnd guiltingAnd justthisingAnd so onOh and jazzSo much fun I am gonna blow my brains out with these brainswaps
Fygoon was right about the e-celeb worshipper sadly.
I wanted to make a gameWhere do I start? Would anyone like to team up?
oh its fakeschizo hour i seefrauds in gamedev, frauds in existing
>>546816807*Pirates your game instead*
>>546886246In my experience a team is a group of wannabes who are all expecting one person to pull all of the weight while waiting in the shadows to steal credit
>>546886347I would cri
>>546886347I hope the pirates like my gameI can't even be mad I pirate shit all the time lmao
>>546884969I hope he doesn't. This thread is too full of schizos and nodevs that don't deserve key giveaways
>>546886615eh u
Trannies
>>546884969It was never him. It was ericschizo dumping keys.
I am a professional idea guy
Amateur Game Development General
I got the pixelated off by swapping the engine but thats a wrap for today.
Why do i always sperg put when somebody brings up communism? I must have been secret police in my last life or something
>>546886406pretty much. it's usually programmers and artists doing all the work until they gain traction. then it's the """writer""" who starts pushing themselves into the spotlight and running their mouth non-stop telling lies and exaggerations.
Don't you think it's crazy how much worse this general has gotten in just a year?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/501160289/#501162015
>>546886527>>546886527>>546886527
>>546887132>Why do i always sperg put when somebody brings up communism? I must have been secret police in my last life or something
>>546886772>>546886773
>>546887416It's around 3 dedicated shitposters who will eventually get bored or their parents will kick them out of the house, and things will go back to normal.
