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>>549857135>Sex with helios OPBased.
...thanks i guess
My club....
Shoulda been an air shakur OP considering last thread
EVERYONE here will goon to the next uma posted.
>>549857285>Cdeserved
>>549857309>>549857331Well that's better than shakur...
Why the fuck is it a make debut ticket and not a selector.
>>549857309King Halo doesn't have any fappable lewds though
Why the fuck does this shit never pop during CM runs
i hope peta bankrupts cyjews for this
>>549857285my brother in christ
Is this enough stam for scorpio? Creek screwed me on Maestro and rainbows
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! BRICKED!
>>549857135>>549857278weii
>>549857135built for ojisan
check THIS out
Nice Nature
Goodnight anons
>>549857135Looking for new S club in 2026
>>549857364You know why.
>>549857410nobody would have cared if peta posted a picture of air shakur with a compound fractured leg. they should have picked their battle more wisely.
>>549857434>>549857437umasumi
crying myself to sleep with my new shakur
Ticket check, who spooked you
>>549857364Because the number crunchers said that the Kitasan Black rerun would give them a certain amount of revenue from desperate sparking, and giving out carats without a buffer to bait waste (like Cafe) interferes with that
laughing myself to sleep with people crying about not getting what they wanted from a fun freebie
>>549857567speed tokai teio, no idea if it's good or not
>uma is so generous bro! the rates are so good!>the rates:https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/531513537/#q531515117
Everyone was saying Sky was meta and I finally got her this time. Did she get powercrept since then?
I now have a level 35 Silence Suzuka. I guess that's fine.
>>549857567gold ship, 1lb now...
>>549857567I'm not even mad, just disappointed
>>549857335that uma is 100% a cuddler
You know what I could’ve done worse thanks for limit breaking my tazuna game awards
What's the JP consensus on the Yeppers event
>>549857567
>>549857673can never be mad at those fat tits holy shit
>>5498576270LB sucks, 1LB is halfway decent.>>549857567A third dupe of Dumb Falcon, which is annoying because built-in groundwork frontrunners are just on the horizon, and that's like most of what she's good fkr
I will believe in cygames’ generosity for Christmas.
>>549857715yeppers...?
>>549857567Tazuna
>>549857626https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/bell-curve.asphttps://www.scribbr.com/statistics/probability-distributions/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbhi96p4mwI
Hey I got Creek with my tic-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>549857612Good for Pace
>>549857567I don't want to talk about it
>>549857612Imagine the seethe at the nips who get Oneesan Teio from the free ticket.
>>549857626is that anon this guy?
>>549857567Super Creek got her to 1LB so still useless
>>549848489And that's it, out of borrows. Once again so frustratingly close, failed a 5% triple rainbow during summer which I think that would have been all the run neededI Guess cafe isn't going to the CM tomorrow =\
>>549857567Tazuna, got her to 2LB. Can't be too mad since I do user he sometimes.
>>549857868they can't get this one lol
Why the fuck is every uma vtuber on twitch using a female avatar but they have a male voice?
>>549857674Its for good luck after all
>>549858008do you really need to ask
>>549858008You know why.
>>549858008don't watch any vtuber that isn't in hololive, the rest are larpers, males, and generally disgusting people
>>549857869He posted his id on the replies so yes393169005238
>>549857626this can literally happen in most gacha, read up on how the fuck "chances" work
I got bored and level everything to lv20/25/30It took way longer than it should
>>549858008first day?
>>549857915you have 9 borrows left anon. first 2 rounds are always a pass with just decent umas. And you can do 3 tomorrow before the cm. Don't disappoint her.
>>549858108id like to do this as well so i stop seeing the notif, but theres no way to mass uncap and im lazy
>>549857626>things nobody ever said
>>549858008its funny. male vuber models are also too bishonen.
Why the fuck is every /uma/ poster on 4channel largping as a umamusume but they have a male voice?
>>549857869how much money would that translate to
>>549858067What about golshi?
Why the fuck is every /uma/ poster also posting on reddit?
No one talks about Fine Motion like they used to.Aren't you happy to get her.........
>>549857567>>549857135there's a better way of doing this anonhttps://poal.me/63pdenhttps://poal.me/63pdenhttps://poal.me/63pden
>>549858008why would you wanna watch a umatuber period?
>>549858067ex-holos, doki, mint, phase, and some indies are fine. its twitch-exclusive vtubers you have to watch out for.
Speaking of "content" creators, I'm starting to believe the Shakur pullers are mad because now they have more in common with this tard.
>>549858008every v-tuber should have a female avatareven if you have an unambiguously male voice, your own "character" should be some sort of muppet or small animal but held in a girl's lap or something like that
Teio a cute!
>>549858208golshi is literally hololive-approved
>>549858008That’s the yuri audience
>>549857674her favorite >>549856665
>>549858240I'm always happy to see her, I just didn't
>>549858278based bald shakur bro
>>549858283malevtubers should be some silly or whacky thing instead of a pretty anime boy yeah.
>>549858259Vivlos vtuber is the best uma player and guide maker
gonna wring my snake to gentle wife
>>549858240Air Shakur ticketers will now be guaranteed Fine Motion pulls on the S Maru banner
How many more dupes until I can actually use her
I don't have Shakur and I feel left out.
>>5498584264
>>549858283No. Pretty ladies should not have male voices. The toy-in-lap idea is fine though.
>>549858379anon truthers rn
>>549857567chuddy cross
>>549858437Youll get shakur while rolling for MLB kitasan dotobro
>fucking 6 CMs and he still needs a guideHoly shit negative IQ
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
Who’s is gonna be the first 100 % European/American playable uma in the game? We are a global sensation now
>>549858414>no tail
>>5498584263LB like Creek
>>549858492with this
Cygenerous surely is gonna give us more than a Shakur ticket right?
>>549858492>no turf Sglue
Goodnight /uma/
>>549858089.9925^1061 = a 0.03% chance to get no Kitasans.Yes it can happen, but let's not pretend rate up in this game is anything but awful
>>549858437I have only one and it isn't enough. I want all of her.
>>549858493if they don't put in obey your master there is 0% chance for anyone else
>>549858554Japan side should be getting new year gibs and free rolls by the end of the year.I don't know about global lol.
Nig-
>>549858008You should be the change you want to see. Become an umamusuko vtuber.
>>549858605cuuuuuuuuuute
>>549858583that banner was only 0.5% for Kitasan, so mildly better odds to completely whiff
What is the song that plays during New Oguri's unique
>>549858462Taking Ardan and the bath..
>>549858493pharoah
>>549858493Most likely Sierra Leone by association since you can't tell Forever Young's story without Sierra Leone.
>>549857626>530 into Kitsan and got 1 copyI think the joy and whimsy of the game died that day and I've just been going through the motions since then like a zombie
It keeps going up...
>>549857674She isn't a cuddler. She's just following Shiraoki-sama's guidance.
>>549858492Why would I be mad at a fine Uma?
I hate aoharu mode so muchThere's 3 fireballs on guts, and only one of them wants to blow Keep borrowing MLB Biko, and I swear the card does fuck allBasically is never on speed, as you can see how it's only just filling the unity gauge at the very fucking end of a run
>>549858240FiMo Sex
>>549858763If only Matikane wasn't ugly... She would be top-tier waifu.
>>549858694Ok so a 0.5% chance to get no kitasans in 1061 attemptsIt was 0.75% and the text was just wrong, only JP and Korea had 0.5% on the first Kitasan
Do Japanese players understand the "Glory to Cygames" meme? It's a little funny seeing the reaction difference on Twitter
Wait a second>ult wants you to be mid-pack>but stamina siphon gold only works in the back of the pack????
ACE COMBAT 8ACE COMBAT 8ACE COMBAT 8ACE COMBAT 8ACE COMBAT 8ACE COMBAT 8
>>549858581gn
>>5498584921200/1200/901/x/701 is better than 1200/1200/1200/x/400
>>549858835I think she's quite attractive actually.
>>549858835Ur ugly
>>549858835Ugly poster.
>>549858904>Has pace chaser skills>Ult works best when she's late
>>549858835w-what...
>>549858426she gets a significant power spike at 1LB (speed bonus) and another big one at 3LB (friendship gauge). But even at 0LB, her speprio is 40, which isn't bad at all, especially since she comes with 15 TE out of the box.
>>5498584261lb gets her speed bonus.3lb gets initial bond4lb gets initial bondeverything else is pretty gradual. She's kinda like creek, just less potent rainbows in exchange for being a great roamer.
Suzuka clears this
>>549857567Vodka to 2LB. My third 2LB gacha SSR!
>>5498571350lb gold city from the free ticket... well okay...
>>549858759Going by trend it should be 554k this week which I'm fucked
>>549858835>ugly5000 gigaton falsenvke
Happy Hoppers, like Taiki suggested
>>549857567new tamamo crossi wouldve preferred carats
>>549858963Best fucking 5 dollars I spent was on 7. I’m buying 8 full price.
>>549857679I 1LB'd my tazuna during Riko. She's usable at that level.
NOT EVEN A SELECTOR?I'd prefer more carats than this
>>549858963>What if Ace Combat, but it finally has a BUDGET!?So excited you have no clue
>>549859141anon what the fuck
>>549858835no u
Bros, everyone is laughing at out gibs...
>>549858963<< It's time. >>
>>549858963Sorry Mayano, you didn't pull your weight in CM, only War Thunder until you start to do better!
>hsr got an actual good limited meta character for free when they won tga on top with lots of other gibs and pulls>umaDamn.
>>549859290
>>549859141Based fellow SSR collector
Can someone explain to me the mechanics of what happened here? She wasnt rushed, she didn't late start, and Tazuna said i lacked speed when she had 120 more than the winnerI don't understand what happened. She even had corner recovery fire on a mile race
>>549859258we are too. or crying. i cant tell anymore
>>549858835 (Me)Oops, sorry everyone!I was thinking of her ugly sister Machikanetemariuta! Good thing she's not in the game! Sorry for any offense I caused!
uma should have won goty unironically
>>549859321And said character probably needed $300-400 worth of pulls on gear to actually be good. Only to be powercreeped in 3 months time.1500 carats is 1500 carats forever
>>549859378oh, and it doesnt even look like it now that i see it, but she was a FRONTRUNNER
>>549859378Low power maybe
>>549859432cute retards
>>549859378
Maybe uma shouldn't have won if the reward is only this
>>549857567gold city
>>549859584This game has such adorable chibis. Theyre really nailed designing them.
>>549859435I quit hsr a while ago but that character was perfectly usable with a f2p weapon and carried me quite a lot for like half a year. And where's the 1500 carats we're talking about? I'd much rather prefer it over the brick I got.
>>549859490>she was a FRONTRUNNERThat's probably it. She fought for the top spot with the other nigers and got gassed as a result. That's the only thing that explains the drastic deceleration.
>>549859378The only thing I can think of is that you failed every conceivable wit check
>>549859378seems like she got blocked by ines fujin. probably also lowrolled the wit during downhill since you didn't accelerate at all compared to others. idk game is retarded sometimes
>>549859589but what actually rolled low?>>549859550maybe, but it was 215 when the strongest racers had like 180 of every stat
>>549859130RIP
>>549859602We will get celebratory carats after the peta settlement
>>549859427i believe you anon.. but dont call her ugly either....
>>549857567Got another Creek so I have her at 3LB now, thank you geoff
>>549859378what was her stamina? It kind of looks like gassing out
>>549859710gassing on 400+300 stam + corner recovery? That's crippling>>549859721>>549859719she had like 200 going in, which this is Asahi Hai so early and no one has any higher wit
>2LBIs 2LB Suzuka good enough to put into my ace deck or no?
>>549859818Oguri almost going heil hitler mode
>>549859680And you wouldn't be making these a bloo bloo bloo comments if you rolled for a good card, but that's how probability works. I know you aren't speaking from any genuine position, so fuck off.
>>5498575670LB, but I'll fucking take it. It's conceivable I get so lucky in the kitasan banner I get her to 3LB. And at least it's not Ines, Ticket, Shakur, or Pasa!
>>549857567Fine MotionShe's not very good at 0 LB but still nice
Oguri is... sexy???
>got LB3 creek Yay! Now I can finish up my Rudolf ace in the morning just in time for the cm
>>549859954NOOOO I GOT THAT ONENOOOO I WANTED SUPER CREEK
Super cuuuuuute
Hello guys. I've translated and typesetted another fancomic. This time's it's about Tosen Jordan. It isn't as lovey-dovey as the Cafe one though.Anyway, anybody knows when she's coming out?
>>549860020Super Creek would have been better (would get me to 3LB Creek), but I'll take Biko over every other SSR except Creek and Finemo. Getting your 3rd choice in this RNG hellscape is a fucking win, anon.
>>549859880>400 stamOh that should be enough for a mile race with spot struggle so maybe it was a wit issue. 200 is pretty low.
>>549859378Post stats/skills.Ever since the balance update buffed Early Lead, front-running is misery without it, since so many of the non-NPC front runners have it.I'm guessing Maru and Fujin both had it and gatekept Scarlet from getting into position to trigger Red Ace?Before the update I always ran Scarlet as front.After the update, I run her as pace until I get Early Lead.
>>549859942That's why they should've given a selector instead of a random ticket, retard. This way everyone would be happy and not just 5%, especially if it just make debut and costs them nothing.
>>549860137200 is low in junior year?
>>549857567Another LB0 SSR card.Is Grassu-chan's guts card any good?
>>549860051>I've translated and typesetted another fancomic.HUZZAH[/spoiler]post it pls?[/spoiler]
Are (You) ready for the ENDth circle of hell cm? post your team if you want
>>5498600511 week. Concurrent w/ the Kita rerun.
>>549857567Good enough actually. This'll help me more during fan runs
>>549859880>and no one has any higher wityes, failing witchecks is brutal because the game can completely fuck you up despite having the same/higher wit. this is not your fault, it's the game being a piece of shit.
>>549860051>He Trans/Set another oneBless your heart
I'm an Uma IRL, I'm also brown by the way
>>549859970>Oguri drawn as a pornwha heroinethanks, I hate it
>>549860167It is usable at 0LB but it is still a guts card.
>>549860196I'll try but 4chan's ain't letting me with how big the dimensions of images are. Whichi s weird since the last one I posted is significantly bigger in terms of size and dimensions. I'll try resizing them first.
>>549860164It's low in general nigga, doesn't matter if the other umas are as stupid as yours. Sometimes I'd lost a couple of junior races because of low wits despite having 300-400s in speed.
>>549859970>Oguri is sexy?Very
>>549860148These are her stats in Tulip Sho, running as pace intstead, but where she came in second, because she AGAIN failed to accelerate properlyHer stats of course were a little lower in the recording
I wish they gave us an SSR Crystal instead
>>549859378Frontrunner have the weakest top speed multiplier in late-raceIf you don't have enough lead and you have similar speed stat, you will be caught
Combat encounter:>Oguri Cap x1How would you defeat this opponent?
>>549860335>resizingNyooooo
>>549860349its really just like that sometimes lol
>>549860402They should've given exactly 2025 carats for maximum cygenerous soul.
>>549858751Seek helpStop doing what you don't consider funThere is no light at the end of the tunnelBe a free man
>>549860493I want to pat TopRo's head and then hug her. She's a very huggable uma
>>549860224I’m running 1 End/Late/Pace
>>549860435kinda funny how you can't spell onigri without ogurianyway I toss her a candy bar and punch her in the face
>F2Ps looking forward to TGA reward>just a measly ssr tix
So what gibs are we getting for Christmas?
called out that there was going to be a bandori chan episode like this...
>>549860349Yeah I prescribe taking Wit Bourbon SSR running her as pace until you get Early Lead.Seriously, look at the skills the other front runners and Vodka have in those early races. It's really stacked against you.Nishino Flower has like 6 accel skills in early races.If you were at >300/300 speed/stam, for Asahi Hai, that's usually enough to win in my experience.
Here comes the snow.
STOP POSTING THE SAME NTR IMAGES EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THREAD POST SOMETHING NEW OR JUST POST FLAT OUT UNCROPPED UNCENSORED NTR PORN OR SOMETHING
Respect for this Jpiggie going into 30K USD debt for umapyoi https://youtu.be/rrHJQ3ixY3w
>>549860493Why does every art of NTR make her look so plump? She doesn't have all that. Even Brian is bigger than her.
What the fuck
>>549860435Yell to Super Creek that Oguri and Tama are in the mood for goo goo baby time.
>>549859880>>549859378Okayalrighti dont think i did this badly since i was a beginner
To all people complaining about free SSR Make Debut ticket.>Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
>>549860349>>549860640Oh you said you ran her pace in Tulip Sho.Still, I say keep her pace for now.If Vodka or Flower got one of their accels off and won, there was nothing you could do lol.Be luckier next time
>>549860571
>>549860648based
>club is doomposting>thread is doompostingUhh.. Mood status??
>>549860648Oh god please I'd buy that.
>>549860051Let's see if this size is enough
>>549858904TECHNICALLY stamina siphon is just>position >=5as opposed to true rear-pack skills which are>position >=50%so in big career races or match rooms you could be in the front 30% and still give 'em the suck.
>bank is giving me 100$ dividend This will be used well-at a round 1 playing crane games for uma figs
>>549860435I use THAT
>>549860724You get one of those every 25-50 runs. Got last in debut recently, which was when I learned that hopeless stakes has a 1000 fan requirement. If you don't podium the debut race you don't even get 1K fans from the makeup race. THAT deserves a give up.
>>549860595what's that?you mean [ Holiday ] ?
>>549860753Falco is so ugly
>>549860775Alway rember happy day
>>549860825
Fuck my life
>>549860661Plump from all the pregnancies and food to keep her healthily well fed.
>>549860659/uma/ is an Ayabe general
>>549860963
>>549861101GIVE ME NORN ACE PORN
>>549860659Narita Top Road? More like Narita No Art LMAO
>>549860775I went to sleep after a whole day non long S runs expecting a very generous reward but I woke up to this single random tix. I'm actually thinking of quitting.
>>549860542>there is no light at the end of the tunnelI'm actually putting it all on the line for Kitasan Return. I got 15k Carats aiming for 1 copy so I can use the selector voucher to increase my +2 KYS to MLB. If I fail to secure that 1 copy, then...
Cm rooms doko??
Speaking of make debut, is it better to skip cleat exchange for make debut and priority on other tickets then save for next month?
>>549861109
>>549858253so what, did all those air shakur pullers ragequit or what? there were like 20 of them last thread.was it just another gaslight? another fabrication?
>>549860613This is dangerous for torena
i want to get raped by the kasamatsu trio specifically mini the lady
>new datatoo late I want a refund on this shitty teio
>>549861235Huh? Are you asking if you should skip gold tickets for pink ones? If so yes.
>>549861237
>>549861250If I got shakur'd I'd just have left the thread and closed the game.
>doing daiwa rocket>set daiwa to pace but struggling to fight with other aces to secure 2nd spot>set her to front, making her gold skill useless>consistently rockets off but visibly dies at the end of the track but still secure winI might just run her like this fuck it
Earlier I saw that they fixed the choices in Kawakami's costume event. Now I see that they fixed her Dance Lesson event too.
>>549861175I had 1LB up until the anniversary myself, 3LB was a huge enough difference plus Riko banner gave me MLB King, these two things have lowered my shit run frequency significantly that I care not about it being a waste of the upgrade crystalBut hey I know how much of a gut punch miserable luck can be to your will to continue playing
>>549861370
>data update>make debut ticket was bugged>now it's not>no there won't be a rollback>we hope you enjoy your shakur
this sucks and is completely unusable, right? T-ty cyjews
>>549860775/uma/ club was comfy, until i realised ryanxwonbin is in it
>11mb woth of caratsCYGENEROUS
>>549861235depends on whether you're in camp A or camp B:- have critical SRs that aren't MLB- can't afford a coffee if you end up two pulls short of a spark
free gemmies doko
>>549861250I got Shakur'd, but I'm prepped for Kitasan rerun so I'm not too down about it.
>>549861342Maybe being a torena in the boonies isn't so bad after all...
>>549861494
>new data>it's just more gyaru whore lines
>>549861494>>549861640I don't get it
>>549861658
>>549861658The gyarus are gearing up to rape you
IT'S FRIDAY (morning!)!!!!!!
>>549861342What is it like to kiss Mini the Lady? Can she even bring her lips together?
>F2Ps will get a random new SSR or 1LB SSR>piggies will get an SSR they've already MLB'd>JPs pool is so huge this ticket is basically useless to themThe only one that won here is umamusume as "Best Mobile Game"
>>549861640>>549861667She has nothing better to do and her trainer's busy working on something
We love gyaru here
>>549861705helios is so cute!
>>549861760What a terrible singer.
What if Tracen was actually a match making avenue for uma musumes?Their population is low and they have to compete with humansMakes sense, no?
>>549861760happy friday
>>549861838what do you mean, "what if"?
>>549861819Oh yeah? Then post a better one!
>>549861772
>>549861846>there are postcards of Tama's micro penis floating around>the owners used to send them out for laughs
>>549861838>what if
>>549861772Oh carry on
>>549857135
>"Oooh mama"-sume: Pretty DerbyWe love older women here?
>>549861513>>549857567this scamticket is so ass, there are way too many shit cards in the pool to get something useful from it
>>549860659I think TopRo anon went to sleep awhile ago, he has a big collection of herI stole this one from him
I GOT THE SHART FALCON CARDIS IT GOOD
>>549861892
>>549861761of course she can she just hides behind a mischievous smile
I can't believe ryan is r*ddit bwo...
>>549862002Are you a front that doesn't want to build groundwork parents or get lucky with inspirations for groundwork? Yes. Otherwise it's useless and even as MLB it isn't that good
>>549861515What did Ryan do
>>549861939We get it, you love hanging around reddit.
>>549862031
>>549861939Isn’t this guy also a YouTuber
>>549858207He did say he lost count after $1k...
i need advicewhich of these are good parents for each style/distance
>>549862158
Just fuck already
>>549861939I remember this name from our practice rooms..
>>549862287
Vanilla uma porn is very cringe
>>549861939As much as I don't like doxxing the guy, I do agree it's his fault for using that certain image. That's only used for threads
big
I'm late to the party cuz of waging but grats to Uma. >t. Wuwa.Apparently the /wuwa/ thread got raided by browns larping as /uma/ earlier till the player voice award but doubt it was you guys since there wasn't a single time there was beef between the two.
>>549862437
>new data file update>nothing new >no new giftIs this an update to kill the bots?
anyone tried 2speed 2stam 2pow for unity yethow was it
>>549862479WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
>>549862443I personally post horse images in my work group chat. I won’t lie though, I have to stop myself from mindlessly posting uma pics because I auto pilot to derby posting
>>549861939you idiots called my wife tachy reddit... WELL WELL WELL, look at who is reddit now!
>>549862660MYSTERY NIGGA
>>549862567
>>549861939kawakamifags???sweepy bullies???what is this????
>>549861846SAAAAA MINA!
Why are you guys still sperging out about reddit when vg is basically the reddit of 4chan?
>>549862271You mean who's a good parent for everything? I'd say go with Oguri if you're trying to build a decent all rounder, good ult for basically everyone and lots of G1s makes her a good grandmother.
>>549862669Honses are fine desu. They're animal images anyway as long as they're funny looking normal people wouldn't mind and wouldn't out you as someone from the mongolian weaving forum
>reddit postingIs it SEA hours already?
RYANXWONBINX DEFENSE SQUAD ROLL OUT
>>549857626>0.5%>shared banner>no carryover pity>stingy carat income>need 3LB or 4LB for cards to be useful>generous
>>549862730Here's the last page. As I've said, it isn't as lovey-dovey as the Cafe one that I last did.Catbox Archive later.
>>549862730ANON!? Was this it or what?
>3 borrowed runs>no Long S
>>549858278Truly the face of /uma/ global community
1500 carats (nomination) was better than ssr ticket (winning), how does that work?
>>549862479Made for hugs
Thread is turning to shit, post some boobies
>>549863069>Catbox Archive later.Screw that, I'm waiting (and will hopefully notice) when you post the panda link, so I can read it while chilling in bed.Thanks for your time and effort, once again!
>>549863309Why does she look like she smells like shit?
>>549863203Now that I think about it, none of the female trainers or humans in both the game and the manga/animes have huge boobsWe need one
>>549863069Thank you bro
>>549863158We should also get a trainee make a debut ticket so I can get another dupe Suzuka
>>549863362>Why does an elite pro gaymer haxor bro look like (s)he smells?Take a guess
>>549863069Maybe it's the autism, but I don't get it
>>549862937
>>549863081
>>549863375Kitasan has really big honkers, very noticable on her swimwear
>>549862937netorare audio visual?
>one shot at life>manage to get accepted into Tracen>getting good results, not great but with a good trainer might really see some improvement>do well at tryouts, get scouting offers>find a nice young good looking trainer, things are going your way>start seeing improvements, winning graded races>classic year valentines, christmas go by>nothing>tell yourself it's okay, you're still getting to know each other>senior year valentines, go all out and make him homemade chocolates, time to go in for the kill>"Sorry, but improper relations between trainer and trainee are a no-go...">what>all your classmates might as well be kissing their trainers in public>one of them has formally asked her parents for her hand in marriage>a bunch of your friends talk about how they go over to their trainer's house daily to "clean" or "cook" for him>meanwhile yours doesn't even tell you his social media accounts, let alone where he lives>christmas rolls around, the Arima Kinen might as well be a date location with all the umas flirting with their trainers, even the losers leave with a smile on their faces and their tail wrapped around their trainer's leg>except you>win the URA Finale, all but beg your trainer to meet your parents or take a trip with you or something>he's already on the lookout for a new trainee>cry alone at the hot springs you had to go to aloneCould there be a worse fate?
>>549863480
How does this opera o look for the next cm open league
wish our janny would prune jp content instead of new threads that are made before page 10
>>549863549Teio deserves this.
>>549863030In case you guys didn’t know, ryanwonbin is the YouTuber “simplypatrick”
>>549863549Can you not?>>549863636Cry some moooooooooooooar
>>549863549I'm gonna be honest. I got interested with Jordan because of Goldship's career and wished I was training her instead.
>>549863539kitasan rape
Huh, even users from other SNS are complaining about the TGA reward. I totally thought they'll just suck it up like the usual
>>549863069Thanks for the translation!
>>549863539Anon, what the fuck are you yapping about
>>549863549It's okay, this is me. No Uma would want to start a relationship with me.
>>549863796GrossWhy are you jewish?
>get free thing>REEEE WRONG FREE THING, I DIDN'T GET WHAT I WANTED18+ site btw>>549863727>no screencap on imageboard btwwow, thanks for sharing this useless information
I don't feel like tard wrangling Goldshi so I'll do several borrowless Taishin parent runs instead
>>549863549uhh just rape your toreina??
>>549863069Doing God's work again
>>549863549>>549863714Which would be worse, your trainer obviously being into one of your rivals or one of his fellow trainers?On one hand, if it's a fellow ningen they've probably already banged 4 or 5 times mid career after going out for drinks, but on the other, imagine the humiliation of losing to your rival and your trainer's too busy "admiring her form" to comfort you properly.
>>549863549Stop this now
How come I love Helios but can't stand tosen Jordan?
>>549863858>get free thing>REEEE WRONG FREE THING, I DIDN'T GET WHAT I WANTEDThisAs an apology I want cygames to send me an IRL horse.
>>549863785What
I would never betray my trainee's feelings.
>>549864018Helios is the endearing and funny kind of retarded zoomer
>>549863727The tix is an objective downgrade to a 10-roll, but this isn't new for Cygames.>>549863549It's called "not winning a single Make Debut by the end of Summer Camp, which makes you lose your Toreina for being an incompetent failure".
>>549864007Sorry Falco, but I'm sure you'll find a nice guy one day.
>>549864018she isn't glued to phone
>>549864061God I love tehse strips so much
>>549864043Me too, and they'd better look at me exactly like this.
Why umas don't have butt fangs?
>>549863568You should have given her more blue skills than speeds
>>549864106Same, but I want Falco wife to still call me dense.
>>549864018Sorry, broMeans you're gay
>>549863069>>549863309>>549863412>>549863454>>549863747>>549863889Catbox Archive: https://catbox.moe/c/i04x16Sad Panda Archive: https://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/Have a hairdown jordan by the same artist
>>549863069Thanks mate, what's the cafe one you did? Is it the Ryochapu one that showed up on sadpanda recently? If yes, excellent work. If not, pls hook me up.
>>549864053Other anon was taking about female Trainers and humans, not Uma...
>>549864018ADHD zoomer is a fun personality"likes nail polish" isn't even a personality
>>549862548I would not even bother trying to stir up stuff. Zero point when you have Mobile Game Of The Year.
>>549864181Can you explain?
>>549864018Helios is extremely kind-hearted and her zoomerness is more of a constant silly jokeshelios has a lot more negativity in her personality In the end - if someone is young, old, tall or short, if their heart is full of kindness, can you truly dislike them?
>>549864202馬鹿鶏
>I got my first bigo beggasus from mine:DD
>>549864263Yes, that's the one. I have yet to find another good Cafe doujin that's worth translating and typesetting.
>>549864202Fair. I'm not exactly that demanding, the artist manages to make them all seem insanely cute and lovable.>>549864238Niiiiiiice, another one for the list, thanks!
>>549864293>shounaposting in /uma/b-based..
>>549864181Uma is from that age where japan was terrified of any form of curve on a woman, except maybe breastsEven then, super creek/doto were COMICALLY big to cygames which is quite funny considering what's out there now, but yeah, due to model sharing (and JPness) no one in Uma has an ass, they're all flat pancakes
>>549864339You should be nicer to your fellow /uma/ friends
>>549864315>helios>heliosDUMBFALCONJust die already dumb falcon
>>549864339NO CURREN DON'T SQUINT YOUR EYES WHILE SPEAKING CHINESE YOUR UMASTAGRAM WILL GET CANCELLED
>>549864315>helios^2she's bipolar now
>>549864360FUGGG :D BIGO BEGGG :DDSMUR FALGO :DDDDMARGUZENGYYYY :DDD
>>549864469>>549864490
>>549864181All that running shaves them off
Dah......beee.....
>>549857753;_; When is Phenomeno?
>>549864526Please stop.
>>549864018Jordan is ever so slightly more realistic. I hate women.
>>549864610PROUD OF TAISHIIIIIIN
>>549864610You failed as her trainer. Take responsibility and end this run now
>>549864526tickezo shut your mouth
is there hope for my Spe?
>>549864624KINGU I ADE BIGGLES AGAIN DDDD:
I'm looking like a flatliner with my fucking work schedule because Chrono does not reset at the same time as /uma/.
:D
can umas become trainers or will they get publicly executed on the spot for trying
>>549864696No
>>549864645>ever so slightly more realisticIs that why /uma/ hates Gold City, too?
>>549864610Lost to potential uma
>>549864526Why did this make me laugh harder than any post all day
>>549864732Bro where is Pump? You need to at least have it if you want a shot at winning.Remake her. Get Pump, and ignore Homestretch/Body of Mind. I got Homestretch on my King and it's a complete waste. Whatever Uma procs NSM and Pump/Spurt is going to be so far ahead last stretch velo skills don't help.
>>549864801Umas are too stoopid for that. They need ningen guidance
So I've been thinking about somethings right, dont you gdjsn
>>549864732I'm sorry bro
>>549864801>I'm thingtothink of that one Uma's name in cingrey that's already basically a trainer>All I can think about is Buono's Buonos.
>>549857567Is this good
I got this from the make debut ticket... erm.
>>549864238>>549864382Anyon... you're not meant to make updated 2 hours later...
>>549864972norn ace?also, i just remembered tazuna exists. technically not confirmed, but...
I hope you guys enjoy the last CM untainted by the scourge of Hanukkah Oguri
>>549864732you can probably make itinto group B finals
Could be a lot worse
>>5498575670lb suzuka...
>>549865029No the other one, trains with roppei
>>549864801It wouldn't be discouraged, but they probably get funny stares for "being in the wrong career" or some horseradish. RL trainers have to spend many years in practice, years Umas could've spent running.
>>549865045I love Christmas fat fuck tho
>>549864930>pump>67m lateretarded king, this is why you were a footnote in the golden generation
>>549865045I will be the one ruining thingsI have an end Oguri parent in the works and have a good affinity Tachyon ready
>>549865109>Umas could've spent runningWhat if they do it after retirement? Isn't Sugar Lights/Light Hello like that already?
>>549865139>>67m
>>549865153End? You do know she’s best as Front right?
Umasumi faglords, schizos, trannies and umadachis!
Was that ticket everything? It's like they handed out bullshit. What pos devs.
>>549864801Sure why not. When (and if) they graduate from Tracen they can try enrolling to a Trainer School. Some jockeys do that.
>>549865242anon are you alright
>>549865278This is a japanese gacha game what do you expect
my retarded daughter
>>549865254Convince me this is not a gaslight
kill me
>>549865376Its what those before us did...
>>549865417Is it a bad card? Isn't guts good now?
>>549865254
>>549865350Not to be fucked in the ass every single time..
>>549865431Show me two front Oguris winning CMs
Aren't we all Umamusmes though? Think about it trainer, you, yes even you, have Uma blood running in your veins because it statistics impossible for there to be no Uma blood in your veins.
>>549865548right here*unzips*
>>549865376I don’t know why I’m just going off what I saw from Jp. Triple front comps of SMaru, HOguri and Bourbon Cupid
>>549864106
>best run of Rudolf yet >no rainbows on both summers >normal inspirations>1008/980/900Okay game very funny
>>549865531expect more ass fucking
>>549865376dont listen to them anonshe's best as Pace
>>549865589>reddit tachyon
>>549865548I saw webms of that...>>549865562
>>549865589My 1100 speed long S is winning just fine
>>549865487its serviceable, but its still a guts card..>isn't guts good nownot good enough to be focused around (nta btw)
>>549865589Got both Turf S and Long S, ended up with 1000/1000/900. You are not alone.
>>549865645>not posting cafe dancing Ew
>>549865561>>549865562>>549865615>>549865657Am I really confined to the groundwork mines for another two years?
Why couldn't we get a 5$ KFC voucher for winning that stupid award show..?
>>549865738Only I get to post that, also here is a better one
>>549865849Post your Cafe Ace, Cafefag.
reddit cafe/tachyon isnt even real its just like curren and fatcon being active in these threads
>only a ticketoKUBOOO
>>549865084don't wanna be an asshole, but it actually couldn't. Arguably shakur is even better than that. And ive cleated 2 from these tix
Holy fuark
>>549865759Unity gives free NSM use that
I would trade 1500 carats for this useless ticket any day.
I would’ve preferred a 3* ticket
>>549865906No, Kitasan refuses to train speed and keeps camping on guts>>549865916What is she doing?
I would like another one of these tickets so I can get more funny crybabies in this thread
They could've saved this game and locked in newfags by giving an SSR selector.
id really like carats instead, but i suppose it was free so i can't exactly complain..
>>549866109post what you got
any selector would have been better. Handing out rng is always bullshit.
>>549866101I am disappointed in you Cafefag. I thought you better.
>>549865984Hmm... I think I'll take B finals
>>549866058Yeah, 3 star card ticket is a garbage item. Uma ticket would have been much better.
>>549866165Orange
Teio sucks and swallows
Relax bwos. The ticket is only the beginning of a weekend of celebratory gibs. Do not doubt cygenerous
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
me when i win the thermogravimetric analysis (TGA) awards or something idk
>>549866246thx 4 the orange fukubwo
>>549866176Sure thing >>549853460 and I would have laughed if I got Golshi or Guts Spe.
>>549866191Hey man I don't decide what the game gives me
Is on your left is a must have for late surgers next cm?It's either Neicha wit(with OYL) or Riko for me in borrow slot.
post your cafe aces
got a shitty SSR from the ticket? do a 10-pull now because karma is in your favor!
>>549865376>the forbidden front runner oguriYou guys are not ready for that discussion.
>>549866469Eat your vegetables
>>549866343>I-wash-myself-with-a-rag-on-a-stick.jpg
>>549866469Oguri, show your face!
>>549866289she was already instant marriage but now she's double instant marriage.
>>549866538w-what...
This is a cruel joke.
wasnt there a 3000 carat leak a few weeks agowhat happened to that
>>549866604
>>549866612anything that isnt 100% is 50/50, anon
>>549866612Do it your run is bricked anyways
I had a really good run going and then I lost it all with the energy event and got metabolism. I failed to heal it 4 turns in a row and I ended the game with 1100 spd. I hate this game.
>>549866652Punishment for the players because they didn't get them into the Players Voice category.
Guys... Should I tank my WR chance by like 20% and remove Golshi?I'd rather run the Umas I like but Goldshi is the one who wins most of the matches...
>Jobbing to Twin TurboBitter Ass...
>>549865009What? What site is that?
>>549866896Run her to qualify for Round 2 and Finals, then you can have fun runs with sovl if you'd like.
I first ran Cafe in Unity just because. If I run her in URA and take all the classic crowns optionally, does her story change?
I'll take it
>Wins Mobile Game of the Year>Gets free SSR pull>Has a translator/typesetter in your threadsJust take it all, won't you. Sheesh.
>>549867239EXPLODE
my hobo wife
>>549867272>newshe's dogshit at lb0 no?
>>549867261the ssrs are from day 1 banner if it makes you feel better
taishin or cafe for cm6?im already running goldship and oguri
>>549867261>Has a translator/typesetter in your threadsWhat did I miss?
>>549867362just bee yourself :)
>>549867351tamamo sleeps with old men for money
Got Pasa power from the ticket, if I can luckshit 2 or 3 more copies in 30k carats next week then I'll be really happy
>>549867327uhhh its 1000x better than getting air shakur
>>549867327Getting one copy is good because it means you can just crystal it to MLB later.
>>549867551>just wait 2 years until she already got mogged heavily bro
>>549867372TL-kun posted another translated doujin in this thread. Just backread.
>>549866985eh???? chiyono is for you?
>3LB SuzukaI can't even run front runner without Suzuka the character...
82970470CM6 Testu
I got marked...
>>549867692dogs are man's best sexfriend
>>549867585You sound mad he got that card and you didn't, because this is some weird greentext to put up.
How the FUCK do you get max speed AND 1k+ on both stamina AND power in Unity Cup???
yeah, thanks Geoff
>>549867692Obviously
>shakur deniers being ungrateful for their spurt parent enabler
>>549867774step1: buy out the shopstep2: pullstep3: buy some more caratsstep4: pull againrepeat until you get an S rank uma.
>more crybabiesthank you Geoff indeed
SHES A BRICKHOUSE
Since I know where this is going with the kita banner... Is there any use for el condor power SSR at MLB? I don't have any SSR at MLB
>>549867892Spurt is only good on like 5 tracks. Farming THH is better on end desu.
82970470CM6 testNeed 3 more Umas!
>>549867760I mean, is it not? FM is the one that ages the worst in JP compared to ksb and creek, and you only get 1 stone every like, 4? months?I'm also literally the original finemo getter anon
Digitan LOVE
AHHH THIS ISN'T A REWARD CYGAMES THIS IS A PUNISHMENT AHHH
>>549867927go to sleep old timer
>>549868073they gave you hope, then took it away.
Is Riko actually required for Unity Cup Ace runs even on Long uma? Wouldn't you be better served using an actual stamina card?
>>549868023Yeah I always assumed that by the time you get the second crystal, you want to use it in a different card than what you used your first on
>>549868023>I'll take it>wait, I'm actually skeptical because it's only one copy, broI'll admit it, you fooled me.
>hmmmmmmm im don't feel like unity training today :)))>yeah don't feel like unity training this turn either :))))>hey im on guts and i feel like unity training alone today :)))))>okay im a bomb now but im gonna take a vocation right now sorrymasen toreina :))))))WHAT THE FUCK IS THE UNITY TRAINING PERCENTAGE???????????
I got 3 finemotions on the Riko banner but I' m too retarded to use wit cards effectively
>>549868241it's certainly goodIF I happen to maybe go hard on a finemo banner later which I'm not sure I can because uma banner and KSB rerun and all thatmy doubts are on the whole "just crystal mlb" thingIt's objectively good, which is why I'll take itbut is it GOOD good, is what I'm askinbecause even at lb0 she doesn't look that badit's 5 worse TE and 30 mood bonus loss compared to MLB
YOOOOOOOOO CURREN CHANG!!!SHES IN!!!
>>549868009My Kingu...
>already used up Riko recreations>rest>Sleep Deprived>rest>Sleep Deprived>rest>Sleep Deprived>continue for the next 2 Unity Cup runsThose fuckers at Cygames know people are making last minute aces so they're increasing the rates of bad events happening and decreases the rates of good events happening, I just know it.
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
>>549868479>end>end>endYou didn't win the cm lobby
>>549868567how much do you think the spawn of satan gets paid for doing it
