Who Was This Guy Again? EditionPrevious Realm: >>550335880December Roadmap:https://x.com/WhereWindsMeet_/status/1997001761807388991Where Winds Meet is an epic Wuxia open-world action-adventure RPG set in ancient China at the tenth century. Players will assume the role of a young sword master as they embark on a journey to uncover the mysteries of their own identity. Let the wind carry your legend on an epic journey to the East!Download Now:PS Store: https://playstation.com/games/where-winds-meet/Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3564740/Where_Winds_Meet/Official PC Launcher: https://wherewindsmeetgame.com/news/official/GlobalLaunch/InstallGuide.htmlWebsite: https://www.wherewindsmeetgame.com/Maps:Chinese: https://map.17173.com/yysls/maps/qingheEnglish (global): https://mapgenie.io/where-winds-meet/maps/worldNeed help figuring out dailies and weeklies?WWM Helper: https://besaids.github.io/WWM-Helper/home/vg/ Guilds:>Name: Sage>ID: 10001992>Region: NA90/100>Name: HeavenlyClover>ID: 10036681>Region: NA96/100>Name: NoFunAllowed>ID: 10149590>Region: EU81/95Search by ID and then send a message to the guild leaders saying you're from /vg/.4chan Group Chat:Social > Friend > Group Chat > Enter the Code 1000087744Chan Group Event:• December 20, 6:00 PM CET | PVP Meetup @ NoFunAllowed Guild HallCodes (Settings -> Other -> Exchange Code) (And should this decree no longer hold true, let the heavens bear witness as we bellow at the OP with righteous fury):WWMGLtiktokWWMGLyoutubeWWM251115WWMDEVTALKYYSLSTIB (NEW)tf33hxjmjc (NEW)
HC mogs
>>550386796HIS NAME WAS ZHUXIE GULE
damn these threads have slowed down considerably
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/issues/3528For cultivators with low grade spirit roots
It's because the new captcha doesn't work with 4chan x or xt
NOOOOOOOOOO MY JADE BEUATY CHILDHOOD FRIEND
>>550387207There's not really much to do right now besides if you're a pvp fag
>>550387349remember to make the right decision.
FUUUUUCK CAPTCHA
I feel disgusted every time someone posts their OCJust use a fucking preset they're better than yours
>3/3 of my childhood buddies who I'm still in frequent contact with got filtered by the game and don't really feel like playing the jianghu can be a lonely place, huh
>>550387591soul status?
The jianghu is a danger place indeed
>>550387698The strong remains brother, your friends were too weak.
>>550387698they're playing ashes of content now
>>550387698its all downhill from here
>>550387271thank you senior brother
>>550387591my OC is cute tho
>>550386796How come pvp event quests are gone? They were there yesterday!
>>550388336the one in seasons? it's been there a couple days bro
>>550387271wow i thought this wasn't updated since 2023
>>550387591b-but what if the OC is my actual face???
>capped battlepass XP >capped gear drops>capped energy with long recharge>capped jade fish>capped guild currencyWhats the fucking point
>Night Asura>you're not allowed to do anything against himwhy is he stronger than tian ying?
>>550389248uncapped erp
>>550389248Your mythic rank, sis?
>>550388556oh, thank you
>>550389248careful you'll get called a jeet with those facts and logic
I'm afraid of pvp
>Personally refer an article once or recieve an internal referral once>Retract an article once or have an article retract oncehow do i complete these, this game doesnt explain well enough
come to the hc guild hall we're having our own judgement free thing
>>550389428>>550389529
>>550389428structured 1v1 pvp is scary, but the fortnite mode is super fun whether single, duo, or with 5 bros (most fun), and guild hall arena is super fun as well. and yeah, we've been autisming in the hc guild hall for uh 3 hours now. god the arena records is super long
>>550389428pvp is unironically easier than legend bosses. you're all scared because you are too attached to your pride and not used to losing to other people or competitive setting in general but the truth is, once you get over that, you'll find pvp fun and a lot fucking easier than dealing the moves of tian ying or wolf maiden. there's a reason why theres a lot of good people in pvp and there's a fuck ton of retard who cant do basic bitch mechanics on sword trials.
>>550389730sword trial players who wipe are more often legend badge players than any high ranking pvper lmao
>>550389428don't worry anon, it's a waste of time
>>550389730no legend boss ever stunlocked me for 10 seconds
Boof
>>550389990Serene breeze fires automatically after 10 seconds though
>>550389913regular bandits can kill legend players in 3 hits.i dont think sword trial is nearly as bullshit as that to believe that claim.>>550389990it plays different in pvp obviously. but you have shit tons of mystic arts for super armor and serene breeze to prevent you from getting your ass beaten for that long.
>>550390336there is literally no shared skillset from mmo raid mechanics that is sword trials to soulslop that is legendstop typing retard
>>550390336You're replying to the schizo dude
>>550389990pvp has special mechanics. super armor, serene breeze and armor break is probably the most basic one you need to learn. it's the combination of Blade & Soul and Black Desert PVP. It only feels chaotic at first due to latency issues, but it's actually a lot simpler.>>550390484yeah figured. he thinks moving barrels and basic ass positioning is some sort of skillset you only learn outside of legend difficulty lmfao.
>>550390336Regular bandits (groups of them full of archers) are unironically harder than some bosses though
>>550390631your rank?
>>550390631I have given up on pvp since everyone just walks out of my combos, or the counter goes off but does nothing
>>550390631It's not even close to blade&soul
>>550389428come to the guild hall cutie, we'll groom you
>soulstard think he's impressive clearing 2003 WoW raid mechswhen it gets more complicated in future raids come back and tell me how parryslop has lateral skill transfer lmao
>>550391005But I was a mmorpg raider before I became a soulsfag or a wwm legendYou should just chill out, you've been doing this for weeks and storymoders are still laughed at
>>550391201is that an argument retard? where is the lateral skill transfer in spamming E when it comes to mmo raids you literal have no arguments lmao
>>550390736just 3.2k.>>550390745not all combos can connect, you need to really play or watch a high ranking player that plays your same weapon loadout to know which combos are considered safe. and with latency in play, sometimes you have to make do with short bursts of combos. you need the same mentality like when you're playing fighting games. while it's frustrating, not all the matches will have bad connections.
>get a bounty>put people in the maze>if they don't teleport out, their reward is being dropped into an endless fall (until they teleport)Good luck, midnight blades
>>550391379they'll never get that time back you monster
>>550391379kek nice one bro, I want to experience this myself if youre online.
Why is bro still mad about being psychologically fucked by the Legend difficulty option that he didn't pick it at the start of the game? Lol.
>>550391539It's rather short but I am online
>>550391379how are you even making out of bounds shit? i think mine sometimes dont even connect or be selected/dismantled even if they are placed perfectly. shit's buggy as fuck
>>550391571>no argumentlmao concession accepted retard
>>550391627my ID is 1037564128
>>550389450Only a Velvet Shade member can do that, so you'd need to add them as a friend or ask them directly.
>lilbro even thinks everyone is the same anonHAHAHA
>>550391652There's a specific divinecraft dungeon, I think it's Swallowtail? it's at palace of annals. You connect to this rock and then can build. This dungeon is really easy to get out of bounds with
>>550391379This is good since even if they break the walls, they still have nowhere to go.
every single post in this thread is made by me except for this one
>>550391313>just 3.2k.not to burst your bubble, but I heard master III up to low mythic isnt much different. the real mythic rank is at 4k i think
>>550391313If you abuse fan umbrella to mythic because no low elo players understand it then yeah legend badges is way harder
>>550391698I don't know how to invite people with their id
Nice locations to build a humble home?
>>550392061just send me a friend requst, I gotta help out a guildie real quick but I wanna see it.
>>550391879Can you even break walls in other people worlds?
>>550392001I use fan/twinblades>>550391998it's whatever bro. im just saying pvp is not that serious and can be fun regardless of your rank.
>>550391857Most dungeons seemed to have easy out of bounds. You just have to climb anywhere.
be honest lads will i get bricked if i dont pet every god forsaken cat on the map im tired of exploring
>100 tries on Ye Washan AbyssFuck this shitAny tips for this nigga?
>>550392307He barely has any moves
>>550392230>fanOf course it's going to be easy, low rankers even in legends don't know what the windwall or the knock up for fan players do
>>550392294yes you will, pet them nigga
>>550392307stay on his left. (your right)his attacks are easier there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMd39k4qdJg
>>550392294Yeah, it's needed for 100% exploration
>>550392307>learn the 3 different speat swings he has>parry them>win
kinda wanna join mid blade sect
>>550392397factually untrue, fan/umbrella can carry you to legend but the moment you get there it doesn't work anymore
>>550389428Me too. I use healbrellla with healfan.
this anon really seethes about fan in every thread lmaoimagine getting this mad at a weapon with only a single tool to engage that can be easily countered by holding the block button
>>550392732>>550392695Fan umbrella sucks at the highest elo sure but it's free wins up until low mythic
>>550392695there are a couple of good fan umbrella players in mythic but yeah most of them get stuck in mid legend where people know how to deal with it better
>fan user meltyuh oh
>>550386796>WWMGLtiktokexpired>WWMGLyoutubeexpired>WWM251115works>WWMDEVTALKworks>YYSLSTIB (NEW)works>tf33hxjmjc (NEW)works
>>550392294Why wouldn't you pet the cats? They're very cute.
https://poal.me/t5htz6
>>550392397>>550392853i know im a low mythic scrub but people seem to know what they are doing from my experience if i open the fight using fan. they dont know what they are about to get whenever I stay twinblades for the most of the fight then suddenly air combo them though.i actually picked up fan as secondary just to deal with fanbrella as well as stonespliter shield spammers lmao
>>550389285He is child from intro scene, you can see scar on him.I mean, he is actually that child for real, we are merely his double. It's like MGS5 when you think you are playing as Big Boss but you wasn't, same story here.
>>550393110I'm happy with like 70-90%. 70% comes easily just from playing, and it'll creep up over time, but there's no way I'm going through and trying to get 100%
>>550393254Why is the double a horse though?
me otr
>>550393254is there a quest connected to him? why is he so strong and edgy
>>550393110I have work so i only do them whenever i have more time to play the game. otherwise, i just play story, do hero/sword trials, guild stuff, dailies, co-op dailies, and arena because anons are kind enough to teach me how to pvp and now im climbing despite being hardstuck adept from before.
Horse avatar poster in the Silver Needle sect chat, I know what you are
I can fix her
>>550394590I can make her pregnant
>>550394590this is the face of someone who mindlessly guzzled down a precious memento of your hometown
>>550394590>>550394884Got raped by a garrison of soldiers. You can't fix her
>>550392964ty
>>550395195Well it was meant to bribe her anyway so technically it's alright I guess?>>550395267I didn't say I was gonna fix anything
i jerked it to every jade beauty posted. now what?
>>550389248you need to buy more trade goods to sell to climb the rat leaderboards...
>>550395972You still got skin left?
>>550395536Can't fix her expired eggs if they couldn't
>>550389919grim.....
>>550395972god I wish my standards were this low
I joined the whore sect, now i need to recieve gifts for merits. Please send them over to me. Thank you.
>>550396243I got your gift RIGHT HERE
>>550396243only if you do a good job erping with me
>>550396243process my article you lazy SLUT
I've got some idea for articles
>>550396559They will be buried in the sea of trash articles
>>550395972Including that hideous flip?
sex with little fu
did the graphics get worse?
>>550396885Can the whore sect PLEASE moderate their shitty tabloid so it's not all stream ads and letter salad?
>>550397183console nigger detected
This captcha SUCKS
>>550397443Type of nigga that dies to Void King
>>550397225>he thinks streamfaggots that post ads aren't in a whore sect
is it worth it to marry a velvet sect member? they're just gonna marry more people and make me a cuck.
>>550397225Just report them for advertisement
>>550397225Report them. I think that falls under the Promotional Advertising which is something you can report
>>550397576>marrying an escort
>>550394590>>550395195
>>550397576"I am with you today anon, isn't it enough?"
>>550397734NOOOOOOOO
Wake up, it's time to bounty hount
>>550397443It doesn't even work on my PC, I have to phonepost.
>click on an article>the one that shows up on the right is a completely different article????
Is it even worth it to invest in healing inner ways? The bonuses are so small it doesn't seem valuable and I can heal people fine with no levels on them
>marriage competition bitch is actively stack fuck your stamina status with each and every attackwhat an unfun piece of shit fight, i rank it 3rd after wolfslut and murong.
>>550396334Yumm>>550396418Of course, Young Master~>>550396492We need to be an acquaintance first...
>>550397576Avoid like the plague
Remember if you killed this nigga you're bricked. He will have a mission in map 4, roughly translated to "Rescue of the Phantom Realm". Quest revolves around him and his lover, amnesia, angst, they both die at the end like Romeo/Juliet
>>550398106Fuck no, there's barely even any reason to bring the umbrella
>>550398113>not using his own divinecraft against her
>>550398205Forgor pic
>>550398205AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>550398271I did though. Double damage execute on poison divinecraft trait feels like a scam by the way, i am not sure it ever worked for me on anything, unless basic execute damage is that fucking low.
>have to go all the way to kaifeng to get signpost shitaaaaaa
>>550398751It doesn't say double damage
>>550398875>execute damage applied twiceThe fuck does it supposed to mean then?
>>550399079What does it actually say Timmy
>>550399141
>>550399337It appears it does not specify the quantity of additional damageget scammed kiddo
>>550399337"Deals damage one more time" (presumably referring to poison damage) isn't "double damage for the execute". I've no idea what it actually does or says though.
>>550397183definitely feels that way on the ps5
>>550399509It specifically says execution deals damage one more time, so either it doesn't work properly or damage is calculated differently from regular execution, either makes it a fucking scam.
>>550399860Imagine thinking the chinks would just give you fucking double execute damage
>try to write an article>turns into 10 minutes of find the chat filtered word>It's a separate worldfilter from regular chat so I can't even figure it out that way
I am finally free from this fuck ass system
>>550396939you mean indian?
>>550400506She doesn't look Indian though?
>>550400458You can't afford all pieces of the outfit thougheverbeit... You NEED to keep grinding
>>550400458>he played this game to be punished by female chinese devs making bad game design decisions instead of playing the game for his own enjoymentlol
>>550400740she 100% looks like a pale skinned indiant. worked at an indian company for 2 years
>>550400742No, I don't. I don't want the hair or the cape, they can fuck off
>>550400740North indian phenotype. You're used to seeing the dark brown south indians because they proliferate like flies and are mercilessly exported to western countries
>>550400787The bounty system would've been alright, if there were more NPC bounties that rewarded more points, but they are all concentrated in the first area of the fucking game for some reason
So what's a foolproof tactic I can use to climb high enough in pvp to grab all the rewards and then drop it
>>550401173Skill.
>>550400826the cape is the best piece?????
>>550401173fan umbrella
An anon was mentioning it in the previous thread and either he infected me with his crazy or the photo mode filter really is different
>>550401173macro the strat sword touch of death combo to your combo breaker
>>550401656explain?
new thread so i will repost! also idk why it ate my fucking posthttps://forms.gle/ YQ6JCoEiL3Htzv2z5please do submit a reply to this form and guess a number between 1-10000tommorrow evening, just after reset, i will roll and whoever got the closest number will win a christmas gift; whatever they want from the store up to 2580 pearlsjust make sure to put your name or uid in the first box anons>>550365732>>550364963i just added your guesses so you're all good anons!
How can I stop getting distracted in online and progress the story, serious answers only
>>550400796>>550400975So desi but not jeeta?
>>550402064I wish I knew the answer. I logged on earlier to actually do the story but instead I did guild arena for multiple hours
>>550402064What the fuck anon
>trust a hidden jade beauty ONCE>this happensnever again. farewell, fair maidens, for my dao heart is now closed forever
>our main bum has been offline for 1dIt's unironically over
How can I stop getting distracted in AI chatbot ERP and progress the story, serious answers only
>>550402064How can I stop getting distracted by this dogshit thread and actually play the game, serious answers only
>>550402369switch to real erp chatbots no don't, it's one of the worst mistakes of my life, i can't stop even if they're kinda garbage sometimes
>>550402729chatbots and audio porn are ruining my life
Which of the 80 menus can I use to check how many commerce coins I got
>>550403026Your bag
>>550403026Bag > currency tab
>>550403026You click B and go to the coins tab
>>550403026This one, dumbass
>yang cultivator in venvet shade outfitfag or biofem, call it
we're supposed to hodl til tomorrow right
>>550402729 All of them I tried are just utter garbage and either repeat what you say in a different way or aren't ever descriptive or push the erp along
>>550403118huh?>>550403134You need to pay for an actual LLM instead of using shit like Spicychat or whatever
>>550403118HOLD
Even Xiaoxian is offline most of the day now
>>550403118yeah. although for the biggest gains you should have bought day one, sold at a high price, then bought again because they've already restocked once>>550403134I just have grok write me 2000 words of smut at a time and it does a great job doing whatever shit I want. it's more custom literotica than erp though
Oh, Hollow Vale niggas are the ones who want me to poison myself I see>>550403258Is this your actual first live service game?
I'm in HC and these guys are always online trying to figure out new ways to kill people or killing each other
>>550403258He's online, just erping
>>550403528>join the gameplay guild>theres gameplayWOOOOOOOOOW
>>550403528I am in HC and I am just doing my dailies...
>>550403528you joined the demonic sect, now help us sacrifice these orphans
>>550403528gigabased
>>550403620Your daily murders more like it, I'm onto you
>>550403539I wonder with who
>>550403674Well yeah, but that's besides the point.
you guys want the qr code for this? just made it
>>550404081sex
>>550404081Yes
>>550404081would
>>550404110>>550404132>>550404202enjoy dudes
>>550386796>>550401621It either had a warm filter before, or global lighting was changed. I can't get shots like the ones on the left anymore despite all my old photo mode screenshots being like that.
If anyone needs their article published/approved for the jiangsu news, you can recommened them to me. Add me and i'll approve/reject them! 1059589637
why do I need to wait real time for a legacy quest? (already went forward in ingame time, they really asking for real life time)
>>550402316update: nevermind. I CAN fix her
>>550404081>>550404334face too roundhaircut doesn't fitrest is good, well done
>>550397161all three of them
>>550389248it makes sense when you remember the chinese have millions of autistic poopsockers that would put non chinese grinders to shame
>>550404481Welcome to China motherfucker
>>550404334Looks like a brat who needs correcting.
>>550404463did you switch global filters in the options? Or maybe it reset? it looksl ike they removed the bloom.
>>550404619to be fair that anon has probably played the game for ~10 hours a day for the last month
>>550404081>xiaoxian but bettersure
>>550404679I never touched any settings. I only recently tried messing with photo mode filters to see if I can get something similar but none seem to do it
How far along are you on your Morale Chant anons?
>>550404582>haircut doesn't fitdo you think the game has a hairstyle that fits better bro
>>550404463One of the options in photo mode pro is soft light filter or something. Try turning that off/on.
>>550404863It really doesn't right now yeah and especially for that reason I'm tired of these hime cut sluts
>>550404854
>>550404837go to display settings and see if the top setting is set to "where winds meet". there are also two other presets that are super high contrast, but in my imo they're too much. one of them is bright, can't remember the other one. but try all those in the same spot to see if any are closer to your previous pics
>>550405021touch grass
>>550405130it's cold as fuck outside bwo
>Can’t get upvotes with my lowly male for the event, and I refuse to remake him into a pathetic twinkGuess it's time for the yin pill
>>550405028Yea its at where winds meet, I don't think the other two options will help>>550404870turning it off makes it look worse
>>550405378most yin and yang young masters here gamed the system to get our likes to be honest. you can upload five images every day and like them yourself for 50 points, and if you ask in the group chat or post your id here, people can look you up (appearance > gallery > designer > search id) and like all of your pictures
>>550389919>winnumber barely go up>losenumber go way downwhy are chinks like this?
>>550401703it was a meme answer but you can combo after hitting serene breeze if your opponent doesn't bait it with an armor move (poet/breath) or breeze backmost weapons have combos that do 50-80% hp damage you can learn so you win in 2 touches
>>550405850>rating so high that people you fight are way below you>you should be wining so you get less>you should not be losing so you lose a lotThat's a normal system tho?
>>550403528yes and if i could invade without engaging the bounty system that's all i would be doingthe midnight blades sect is disappointing shit
how do I make a newspaper post though
>>550405263Where are you that you are actually experiencing cold? I'm in fucking Norway and it's like a warm autumn day here.
>>550404463Had to lower the graphics for mobile users
>>550406275not him but upper midwest in america. it's actually a warm day today though, 4c. it's been -15 or lower a bunch already and we've got loads of snow
>>550406217go to any eastern herald npc on the map, ask for a newspaper, you'll now have an item in your inventory called Wind Whispers, click on that and it opens the interface to make articlesI hope you have 1,000 loyal Chinamen or friends to like your articles though
>>550406203>covenants are all disappointing and wasted potentialThat's how you know this is a true soulslike
>>550405850MMR systems like that are made to accurately rank you according to your skill level. In that specific instance, the anon is over ranked and so the algorithm is awarding/penalizing points accordingly. The much maligned elo hell is just the accurate ranking for that person's skill level. Not everyone is skilled enough to reach the highest rankings. The solution is to get good.
holy FUCK this was cool
>>550406275>low is 10cI can't live like this
>>550406791we need more stuff like old monk and halflight
Are you guys really scrapping everything you're not using? That seems so wasteful
-10c right now>will be -30 in two dayshaha
>>550407287>never going to use it>can just convert my current shit if that ever changes
>>550407287But it's the only way to not waste my invntory slots
>>550407047based kino enjoyer
>>550407350Your 5090?
>>550407491im a poorfag who can only afford a 5080 its over for me bwos tell hc gm im frozen solid
>>550407287Are you talking about inner way stuff? You can convert one to the other so it's not bad to level up only a couple inner ways. You can switch to new ones later.
>wake up>it's even worseWhat the fuck
>>550407287if you're talking about inner ways, then yes, I did to that. I think I'll stop now/save more than just the 4 I use so that I can slowly build up an alternative build
>>550407606This bothered me so much that I did my daily bounties/vendetta and exited the game.
My god what were they thinking adding a third phase to Tian Ying.This is torture.
>>550407606>>550407803I swear, every asian live service fucks this up and it's hilarious every time when it triggers all the autists
>>550407904first phase is free so third phase is fair and in theme for TianYingGOD
>>550407803but think of all the mahjong you could be playing... and also if I'm correct in who this is, you can buy trade goods again today bro. if you need me to sit there for you to join my world and sell them all, I'll be able to around guild party time
>>550386796did we really need to have an ugly retard as the OP for two threads in a row?
>>550408129Yes
>>550408075Nah, wrong person brother.>>550407925I'll play some more later it just frustrated me trying to find what the fuck it was indicating only to find nothing. It doesn't help that sometimes when other things notify you you have to find it under layers of menus.
>>550408129No, once we find a pic of you, we will make it three in a row.
>>550407047It's only the beginning
>>550408223This is me
>>550408037True it's a very kino fight yeah it's just that ugh phase 3 completely changes his parry timings and ups his damage even higher.
>>550408037I still think the clones are not fair at all
>>550408321cool if true. i read somewhere that you can get bricked out of a quest if you rush the main questline so while theres no way im doing 100% map completion i'll try to do every possible sidequest in qinghe before moving on. are there any more hidden-and-not-trackable quests like the courtesan one?
>>550407287the rats must flow
>>550408654yeah
>change to english voice for a minute>fight river man>WATER OF..... DEATH!ayo this spongebob boy for real?
>>550408730glug glug glug
wtf I love maodiao with AoE damage
>>550407287the numbers must go up
Own it up niggers. I saw one of you NFA fucks in Velvet Shade.
>>550407606>>550407803Just, like, don't look at it? Or don't be bothered?Why are you so weak
Does anyone know if this can proc more than once on a double or triple claim?
>>550409174Anon, these are autists.
>>550409256the claims are treated as individuals so it should
>>550409256i think somewhere else it says "per 20 energy spent"so take that whichever way you will
>>550409730I'm pretty autistic too. At some point, what those anons are dealing with is some kinda performative quasi-OCD combined with performative outrage
One more week and I can join a sect.Also this new captcha sucks
>>550408796Illya nakadashi
>>550408654There's one dark tide entry that can brick you if you do the main quest early, everything else you can do later (but it's good idea to do everything you can before the MQ nevertheless)There's also one NPC in mercyheart town pip rat you should befriend before doing any of the subquests there
>>550410138oof lots to unpack here
>>550409065impossible, you need to be married
>>550410230calm down there piggy
I had to go afk after beating boss in sword trial. Did I lose rewards?
Nice """""event""""" windkeks
How do I even force him to make a mistake here?Looks to me like he can just stall forever
>>550410915One of my wives on the left
Are newspaper articles capped at 9 likes / day each? All of mine are following that rate for some reason.
meta pvp weps?
>>550411125Mine from today got 10
>>550410958His own advisor blocking one columnCannon behind your own elephant for one column Your own general for one column
>>550406585I talked to the kid but can't find the item
>>550411523Did you do the tutorial quest at the HQ?
Are we getting sped-up updates to catch up to China? I'd love to know when we're getting the newer weapons.
>>550411581HUH???????
>>550410958it is december and there are STILL motherfuckers who don't realize the king cannot travel diagonally. take his fucking bodyguard when the king moves left or right
>>550403134>he didn't touch the opussy
>>550411586Current schedule is faster in some places but slower in others so it's hard to say, tang dao will be when third region Hexi releases, fists much longer because it just released in CN
>>550411730>implying the king would ever move left or right when he can just elephant hop indefinitely to keep his advisor covered
>>550411586We're supposed to be caught up by the end of 2026 at the latest.
>>550411125No. Get more friends.
>>550411586It doesn't seem to be the case whenever we look at the overarching seasons, which take the same amount of time as cn. The release priority of content within the season seems to be more fluid however, with the expedited release of kaifeng's God of Avarice being an example.Skins and cosmetics are anyone's guess. Global has some skins that are released a good 6 months or so into cn's launch.
>>550411975Which is the 2nd region? Roaring Sands?
>>550413085Nta but kaifeng
>>5504130851st is Qinghe, 2nd is Kaifeng, 3rd is Hexi
Buddhism is the desire to be free of desire to be free of desire to be free of desire to be... free of desire.
>>550413184>>550413252Oh. I am retarded lmao
>is busy or did not respond>is not available for co-op>Co-op set to only accept Friends
>>550413329Thats canonically the last desire btw. The one you hold until you let go of everything else..
>>550413543Merchantbro...
What the hell is going on with battlepass reset
>>550413543Brother, your guild sales?
>>550412060>move cannon behind your own king or bodyguard (or elephant in middle)>main target is now enemy elephant>AI moves elephant to protect it, like a fucking retard>the king is now the main target>ggthis is usually how the AI behaves. if it doesn't, at least you've broken the stalemate. keep fucking around with pieces. if you have a cannon or a wagon, almost every scenario is winnable
>>550413798All terrible prices
transbian relationship with xiaoxian
>>550387207It's the IQ test captcha filtering out all the jeetpags
>get put in the sect-leaving PF>fighting some normie>should be an easy win since they're not really all that good>try to do it fancy with charge attacks and blocking>get my ass creamed hardI haven't felt this shitty at video games in a long time. Fuck me tender.
>>550413906It's kind of funny because the madiao schizo did post less
>>550414141better than my sect leaving PF. 5 gay ass niggas all refusing to fight until the safe zone is as small as your asshole. why tf are these pussies doing pvp?
>>550414380Can't you just kill yourself or do you need to actually get kills for the penalty?
my last match to rank up to mythic was against an AFK... I got the title but it will forever be fraudulent
>>550413906i dont know about any of that since im a passGAWD
My ass is flat. Like in real life :(
>>550414634do squats clare
>>550414634Just have a cute face then
>-9 for loss>+24 for winthis ranking shit is easy
>collecting oddities, about to log off and go to sleep>random quest appears>eh why not probably just some misc stuff, wont take long>20 minutes later see thisaaaaaaaaaaa kino.also bit weird that MC sacrificed 2 random villagers against their will to enter here but i guess this is just usual wuxia young master hospitality
The Stone has been Split.I did it; it was absolute hell, as I'm not the best player and the kit I have chosen is underpowered (tank) compared to everything else in Arena, but I persevered through sheer autism and force of will.500+ matches later, and I join the hallowed halls of the glorious. Thank you, Shifu, for all the help.I don't think I will be touching arena ever again, it was far too stressful and honestly not very enjoyable. Never been a fan of locking NOR being locked out of play, which is why I dislike fighting games. I'm not sure what I was trying to prove, really.Back to catching butterflies.
>>550415003your gains are a lot better than mine weird
I love my wife, TanXiang.
>>550415873that's because I hit the mythic bracket and am matching against players way above me now
>>550415785Forgot image.
Okay so as I understand it, the Jade Serpent leader guy and Feng Yi (the River Master) conspire to trick you into helping them catch Jin Zhongyuan, the guy from the Daoist temple who was kidnapped by the star cult (who is actually Zhao Guangyi in disguise, apparently?) by spreading fake rumors of Big Feng giving the magic jade thing to the Khitans so that you’ll come in and cause a ruckus. Now, I PRESUME Big Feng wants to lure out and confront the Prefect because he still holds a grudge against Song for letting Heavenfall’s people, including the hero Zhu Yu (his wife?) die in the flood, that kinda makes sense. But how did they know Guangyi was even going to take the bait? And why the hell is the Prefect of Kaifeng personally hunting down the River Master anyway? I know he wants to put pressure on Heavenfall because of war politics and economics and shit, but couldn’t he have sent someone else to do his dirty work?
>>550416130have you tried the other end game activity? ERP?
>>550416234I'm enrolling in Phosphor's class as we speak.
>>550413598I forgot the best one when the player hasn't even reached Kaifeng and you're dropped in the bamboo forestWhat a dogshit system.
>>550416218I read the words, but their meaning escapes me
>>550416341Toasty!
>>550416218Wait. Jin is Big Zhao's bro in disguise???
Second one. We moving up, lads.Also, anyone noticed you sometimes can interrupt the 2nd-phase-transition yellow attack? Anyone tried to purposefully replicate it?
>>550416830Forgot pic like a dummy
looks like a /wwmg/er just got shat on by the number 1
>>550417010Couldn't be me, I'm a lowly whitebar
>>550416728ah that works? I gotta try this. I cant believe youve been holding out on me.
how i look when i log in and how i look when i log out
>>550416830>>550417010His phase transition is really wonky. His weapons also turn invisible if he doesn't get his attack out proper. Good job tho, if you're going in order next up is one of the funnier ones
>>550417181I just found it
>>550417075Fuck off I was lagging.
>>550417075literal clubsealing, I dont even think flegrea is even in legend.
>>550417267relax lil bro he's the number one for a reason
>>550416728lmao
I think I'm in trouble, send help.
>>550416728Wait why are they attackable?
>>550417548>he doesnt know
>>550417476female martial artist must take birth control pills on a daily basis in the jianghu
Stay free, Young Masters! See you all tomorrow...
>>550415745Just helping them hold their pose like those tai chi guys
>>550417609Well yes that's why I asked
>>550417191sniff
>>550417613>implying she is not a pure maiden
>>550416435So at the end of your fight with the River Master (real name Feng Yi, who is also the boatman who brought you to Kaifeng in the first place) in the Heavenfall campaign, Jin Zhongyuan (the NPC from the Unnatural Omen lost chapter, who is secretly Big Zhao’s brother Guangyi, the Prefect who poisoned you in main story) shows up and immediately tries to kill him. You shut that down and then Feng Yi says “the fish is finally on the hook”, implying that this whole mess was set up specifically to lure out Guangyi. Then the two have a cryptic conversation about Zhu Yu (a chick heavily involved in the entirety of Kaifeng’s backstory - this area’s Tian Ying equivalent, basically) that basically boils down to “the River Master has to die for… the greater good or some shit” and then they part ways peacefully and Big Feng presumably gives up the River Master gig. My question is: why? Why is the fuckin’ Prefect of Kaifeng PERSONALLY trying to assassinate the River Master???>>550416750Yeah, the brother who spared those thugs in Jin’s Inner Demon visions was Big Zhao if you look closely. And he tells you to keep his secret at the end (admittedly, that chapter has an absolutely atrocious translation).
>>550417227Lucky 17? Yeah already having problems with his dumb low kick
Where do winds meet? What happens there?
>>550418383NTA but good luck bwo. Prepare to get hit with misery
>>550418474at least he can get staggered unlike the horse niggerI'm noticing he is way beefier, though.
>>550418473Where the wind meets, petals fall and war follows.
>>550418383ITSAFAKEOUTSome of his moves have multiple followups. guessing sucks but you can dash to his side and he will whiff. P1 is much worse than p2
>>550418473smellz
>>550418473In the Jianghu.
>>550418473
might check out a turkish bath to approximate the ancient chinese public bath experience good idea or not?
>>550418213Zhu Yu was the previous river master and left to die by the Song forces. This is why the river master defected, and the prefect handles a lot of matters personally that could affect the Song like Murong Yuan and the treasure basin situation
>>550418758poetry
>>550418889>turkish bathnever tried one because I'm scared of it somehow turning into the Eastern Promises fight scene with naked Viggo and the linoleum knives
>>550419182that's already the best case scenario worst case scenario is you get raped by a big oiled up hairy turk
is the young master a canonical jobber
Where are your chink cosplay gfs?
>>550419781>feet coveredwhat's the point
>>550418947I mean okay I guess. I guess I was under the impression that Zhao Kuangyin was the fighter between the two. That brings up another question though: did Guangyi already know about Murong Yong’s sabotage, and that’s why he threw a wrench in her plans by agreeing to that envoy’s demands? Also why didn’t we get in trouble for that? We failed to stop the big, absurdly expensive warship from blowing up, and he seems like the kinda guy who would use us as a scapegoat.
brosim bored of the game. i want to just socialize but i don't know how. i hate the interconnectedness of the modern day. it's overwhelming
>>550420103just b urself
>let some fag in my world to sell shit>he leaves without liking
>>550420103are you in a guild? if not, join one. if you are, then chime in once in a while. no need to speak up first, but if someone asks something and you know the answer, chime in. if someone asks to do some content, join. if they've got pvp autists going at it in the guild arena, tell them you've not done the pvp and ask for tips. pm that cutie.
>>550420103Cease living.
my wife (female(male)) hasn't logged in in 24 days...
its funny to think that if you've never found out about the market or anything, one day you'll just get bombarded with co-op requests and messages without knowing why lol
>>550420103Hey wanna... Socialize with me...?
>>550418889
>>550420602Source?
>>550420602why's she piss on the bed
>>550420602>Hair>Hag
*picture of my character*
so, uh. when will the story start making sense?
>>550420994when u learn Chinese and play the Chinese version
>>550420650i enjoyed this mango before they started gay shit..shame
>>550419942No he didn't know, his plan in that was genuine, to let them have the blueprints and then have you steal them back so they lose face
>>550420994It's Souls "archaeology" style storytelling so you have to go through and find all the scattered bits and bobs of actual relevant backstory and piece it all together before you know what's actually going on beyond the most superficial level of "young master presses x to awesome" plot.
>>550420650Wasn't this a seinen manga about finding some huge riches, the fuck happened
>>550420568It could be worse
>>550421204surely some content creator already did a 7 hour long video essay on it so i dont have to think for myself
>>550413329Desires are what people made of. Excessive desires causes suffering but would void of desire be good? Would you not cease to be without desire?
>>550420568it's better to have loved and lost than never loved at all
>>550421341I think they did actually>gets half of it wrong as usual
i submitted my newspaper thing but where can I check it back? how do I know if it went in?
She broke up and needs a new dual cultivation partner!
>>550421384>Would you not cease to becessation of being = cessation of suffering, that's their goal
>>550421434velvetfags are too busy erping in sect chat to do their damn jobs
>>550421434it'll be in tomorrow's paper. idk how you'll see it since I haven't bothered, but your friends will see it
https://poal.me/fwg5lu
>>550421532watery-eyed geriatric chihuahua phenotype, many such cases
>>550421532why did (s)he broke up with xiaoxian?
>>550421739his penis was as small as his vocabulary..
no way people are using english dub in this gameif a chinese character doesnt sound like gibberish or profound divine truth at all times, why even bother
>>550421265>>550421104They are just fighting, bros
>>550421532hell nah spin this ho's face around
>>550421543>Buddhas get to keep their selves and "ascend">Advocate for other people to let go of theirs and become "nothingness"Sounds kinda cunty to me there, chef
>>550421932there's no way im stopping to read the subtitles when people spout flavorful background dialogue in the open world as i sprint past at mach 2
>>550422195Murica education at its best everyone
i don't like that when I click an item in the development menu, the sound is similar to the PM sound. I always think I got a PM and quit the menu to check and my heart goes doki doki doki doki!
Jade """"beauties"""" are a meme. We need to talk about who is the hottest young master in /wwmg/
she sacrificed for all of qinghe.
>>550422389do you have a fifth EB yet, cutie? add me
>>550422459Actually it was completely pointless
>>550421384reminder that buddha's philisophy is based on the fact that he lived in india
>>550422459>rebuildfuck you
>>550422459but she didnt do anything?
>>550422459jianghu impact
>>550422432You are gay.
>>550422823Her job here is done
>>550422583>>550422823They didn't express it well enough for burgers but the idea is that the entire village was stuck in an Eternal Mangekyou Sharigan casted by the Witch that made it impossible for them to get out of / everyone was walking in circleThe only way for them to break out of that illusion was to have someone intruded as a foreign component and showed everyone the way out. That is actually a very common thing in wuxia / xiaxia
Any of the blue inner ways worth keeping?
>the one injustice going up the road from western kaifeng suburbs to the temple mountain gives you a map with the solution to all the trigram puzzles around the mountainthey're not hard to brute force but still
>>550423157did people actually get out before the flag flew off again tho? Cause it really only was up for a minute at best
>>550422432finally, a thinly veiled excuse to attentionfag.
>>550422432It's me. No, I will not provide pictures
>>550422131buddhism sees nirvana as the absolute goal, which is cessation of the illusion of the 'self'. basically you feel profound bliss about the nature of existence and, after death, no longer reincarnate. buddha means 'awakened/enlightened one'. some of them stay behind instead of reaching it to teach others how to do it (they are called Bodhisattvas). Bodhisattva Kshitigarbha, for example, was famous for this vow>"If I do not go to Hell to help the suffering beings there, who else will go? ... if the Hells are not empty, I will not become a Buddha. Only when all living beings have been saved will I attain Bodhi."buddhism is big on compassion towards everyone like that (Brahmaviharas)
>>550423319Think of it like coding, you edited like one line of text and the whole thing is bricked
Is it normal for my bounty categories to always be empty?
>>550423605press refresh, it's really shoddy
>>550423539This, except it's me
>>550423157formations/arrays dont make a lick of sense unless youve read literally 2000 chapters of your favorite chink webnovel (read reverend insanity already you fucking apes)
>>550423473I'll forward this one to the rest of the fujo inner circle shadow guild
>>550423574Hey, as long as it complies
Uh oh, we got a fink. I don't even talk to normieniggers. Who let the redditors in the guild chat?
I use en dub because it funny :)
is heartseeker qianye
>>550423863could you be a little less vague and say which guild
>>550423863What did you say
>>550423760>reverend insanitysounded too edgy for me. i read>martial world>issth>a will eternal>unrivaled medicine godthey were cool even if half of every chapter was filler
>>550423863meEDIT: Wow, thanks for the upvotes! This is now my highest rated comment :)EDIT 2: Oh my god!!! Thanks so much for the reddit gold XD Never expected this to blow up!
>>550423565But "bliss" is a form of desire too, they are advocating for apathetic yet tell people they will be "happy"That is false advertising, bro
>>550424120the narwhal bacons at midnight XD
>>550424047OkaySage>>550424065Couldn't even tell you. The most interaction I have with normie cattle is saying GG during wrestling or card minigames. There was some rando who messaged me over a comment I made on a signpost saying I made her laugh, but I just told her I couldn't even remember her signpostAt least my money wasn't stolen :^)
The newspaper system kinda cool
>Veri not required>Submit >No valid captchaREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>550421671jp bros we lost
Are Yingying's tits big enough to give paizuri?
>>550424461I updated the script a bunch and it worked.
>>550424659In mohist hill(s) we find the dao.
>>550423760>read reverend insanity alreadyi'll wait til it's finishedin the mean time I am reading pic related
>>550424256are you the guy that kept calling everyone in arena faggots a few days ago? it was some bald one
>>550423234fivefold bleed.also the backstab one is useful for some farming strats because it increases item drops once uncapped
>>550424762No, I havent even touched arena. I already said I dont talk to the normies, man. Dindu nuffin.
how do I block PMs
I want a healer damage buildwhat inners do I run to make use of the 20% mystic damage>but you're a healer!no retard, I want to punch hardI guess fury harvest and morale chant. Is the fan inner mandatory? any flexes?
>>550423863I reported you. Have fun!
>>550424895I suspect muting is automated result of mass reporting, were you griefing or something?
>>550424190>they are advocating for apatheticabsense of suffering isn't apathetic. if you are striving towards nirvana with the goal "oh yeah that will make me feel good" then yes this is a desire that too will need to be abandoned, google buddha raft parableif you view existence as suffering, then gratification (oh i wish to be rich and handsome and famous and and and) is fake medicine that doesnt address the underlying issue
this game sucks
>>550425084Evasive charge is pretty useful.I'm not sure about vital leech or bitter seasons.
>>550425120The extent of my coop play is doing Five Animal Frolics, Blessed Land, and wrestling during boat rides. So, no.The only place I get spicy is the guild chat or cross guild chat, which is why I suspect that even though >>550425094 is shitposting, someone had to have.Niggers will never be human though, just FYI.
>>550425331
>>550425295>bitter seasonsI think bleed is just better most of the time>vital leechdo I really need healing if I am already running the healer set?
>>550425331someone's inviting normalfags to the guild chat...
>>550425331It's inevitable we have troublemakers in the guilds, there's probably spy alts too. No point in getting paranoid I think since that's probably their objective.
>>550425084>I want to pretend to be a healer while I also pretend to deal damageBoy do I have the kung fu for you
>>550425279no nope nuh uh nope nopey nope no
Is there a route to farm toxic powder? I'm almost out (fucking hitless challenges)
>>550425279try Ashes of Content, lotsa stuff to do even though it's still in alpha
>>550425569gleaming abyss is like 100 powder a day.
is it bad if my new wife is bad at the game? just played a sword trial and she's a healer but not very good... does that mean she's biofem?
>>550425546I already have a larping hybrid buildbut just having the soulshade umbrella doesn't give you extra mystic damage, you have to run the fan too and be gay as fuck to get the mystic damage boost
>>550425623just b urself
>>550425623The good news is that she's a biofem. The bad news is she's a 300 pound single mother on welfare with niglets.
The one that reported Monk Honshu to the Constables? It was me, Tian Ying!
>>550425623depends on what she is doing wrong
>>550425623yes. now you can train her to your liking.
Neat
i still dont understand the rotation of fan + umbrella desui just spam the helicopter attack and m1 on the fan if no stamina
>>550425479Yeah still thinking around with the last slot.I use the other three. I was thinking, at least vital leech would give more qi but you need it at level 3. Also divine roulette level 1 if you can pull off deflects.For the bleed are you thinking of 5fold bleed?
>>550425975I can almost smell the venereal diseases
>>550425975Bitches aint shit but bitch and whore
>>550425623if she sucks at healing because she is running sword and fan and trying to dps he is likely trans. If she sucks at healing despite running both healing weapons she is biofem
>>550425623My irl biofem can't get through the intro without complaining that she feels overwhelmed. As long as she puts out you're ok IMO, women are built for breeding, not thinking
>>550425084fury harvest morale chant for surefor general play probably just royal remedy and mending loonif you want to maximize your dps, idk. breaking point? invigorated warrior?
>>550425042Let me talk
>>550426265Nyo
why so rude towards women :/
>>550425990fan wall > umbrella stun > copter until resources are full > umbrella stun > umbrella turret > fan wall > soaring spin > fire breath > drunken poet 5x or fan charged > repeat
>>550426329*sticks tongue down ur throat*
Velvet shade... too sexy! Uoohh!!!I wanna join all the whores and sluts!
>>550426014yea fivefold is pretty commonly used, but that's in the context of weapons that hits really fast
Give it to me straight, what set off your yellow fever young masters?
>>550426329We've been through a lot...
Is anyone willing to marry me (in-game), wait 24 hours and the divorce so I can join Velvet Shade.Cause the devs are being total retards and doubling down on Marriage bullshit being the *only* way to actually join VS now.
>>550426534I just think they're cute
>>550426534Nothing, I wanted my kids to look like me, so I married within my own race, and sex without intention of marriage and reproduction is immoral
>>550426534Wacking off to Hitomi Tanaka since I was 14 years old. Fuck I wish I could find some of her old shit when she was fresh in the industry.
>>550426646Oka->Opens pictureN-nevermind...
>>550426534I am asian so i am kinda hard wired to
>>550426730Yes, I know most of the people in the thread think I'm super fucking ugly. I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE. Ether help me join Velvet Shade or SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
>>550426730just think bro, you'll be able to divorce her
>>550426646why do you want to join if you don't like the marriage shit, what do you think you will get out of it?
>>550426895
where do the winds meet
>>550426992Yes, why would the person that has openly said that they are RPing as a whore want to join the WHORE SECT?>>550427018>hahaha you ugly.Don't care, help me, or shut the fuck up.
>>550427237why don't you ask in the group chat? plenty of divorce happened today
>>550427267theyve been asking for the last 15 minutes, I think they made like 4 posts already bro.
>Man who larps as woman has no idea on what makes a female attractiveMany such case
saw a fox jade beauty today, brosmy dao heart can't go on like this
>>550427237>RPing as a whore>Cannot get anyone to marry youDamn, it's like poetry, it rhymes
>>550425084fan inner doesn't matter that much besides the T6 that lets your teammates revive you so the team isn't bricked if the only healer eats shit
I'll marry you but not divorce you so you have to pay the 50k
>2 parries away from Hitless Qianyefuck, so close.
>>550427267The group/cross guild chat said to ask in the thread. So here I am: asking in the thread.>>550427449Yes, blame the devs for being retards and doubling down on Marriage bullshit being the only way currently to join the Whore Sect.
>>550427652devilishalthough for the people who divorced earlier, is it commerce or regular coins? if it's commerce that's brutal, if it's regular that's not a big deal
>all the ERPers are playing women>all the guys playing men are RPing as monksits so over...
>>550427659Do we need to have Kaifeng unlocked to get married?
>>550427751It's commerce lol
>>550427794poor stinky fujo... you could always try and corrupt a monk
>God of Avarice>really awesome fight>ends with a prerendered cutscene that shatters all immersion and robs the player of their agencyWell, that's a fucking shame.
>>550427837Not sure but the wedding tree is in Qinghe
>>550427659>Yes, blame the devI was alluding to the inherent humor of your situation, since actual RL whores have this exact issue.
>>550427794I'm pretty sure I'm playing with a biofem. They have a girl name and type like a girl and do whatever I ask.
>>550427837No but for join Velvet Shade you do need Kaifeng unlocked, and have done the Main Quest for the Heroic Assembly (Kaifeng MSQ 2) and the Side quest to actual enter the Velvet Shade area.
This is fun to do
>>550427910Welcome to chinkge
>>550386796What's up with all these sudden coop requests coming in?!
De ressources refresh at reset or after a certain amount of time?
>>550428223you have high commodity resources for 9 mortal fags
>bro puts out bounty for healing then rejects itEPIC LOL
Tried making a fuckable zombussy.
>>550428309you got the zombie part down
>>550428223LET US IN NOWWWWW
>>550425569build a carpet elevator enemy farm, they drop 2 poison powder each. completely unnecessary if you just pick vicious flowers daily though
I never touched coop, don't know how to, and every time I get ill I pay 10k to a local jade beauty instead
>>550428309I'd have sex with anything.
>>550426646I feel like helping you would make Velvet shade worse, so why not? I'm just a guildless lurker anyway.
>>550428421this is how you do the carpets. press [X: list] on wooden walls to pick the half sized ones.
>>550428552Whatever makes you happy chief, yaoyaoyaoyaoyao is pretty cute in a vapid sort of way
i'm kinda enjoying the bounty hunter life (i just kill people who are low goose power, i make sure to check so i don't get my ass kicked)
>>550426646msged you ingame
>>550428768ok, I'll be waiting in Online Mode at the Marriage tree.
Where do the winds meet actually tho
>not having 10 chess manualswhat are you, a fucking brainlet?
>>550425990umbrella is the main dps, fan only exists to press windwall for the projectile damage buff. (the rest of its shit is only for pvp or singleplayer, not raids)machinegun to fill the umbrella gauge, summon umbrella, swap to fan and reapply buffs + spam mystic skills til umbrella gauge is empty, repeat
>>550428902Why not challenge a stronger player? You give off the vibe of someone who wants to be instaloss 2koma raped.
>>550426646OK but in that 24 hour window you have to fulfil ALL your marital duties.
>>550428278he's waiting for the cute npc to do it.
>>550428953I'd marry you, but I already got in a partnership.
>6/70its fucking over..
>>550428902Probably a good precaution, the one time I got invaded by a bounty hunter I was resigned to my fate but it turned out they were incompetent and so undergeared they could barely damage me. I let them kill me (took a long time) after I beat them within an inch of their life because I doubted they'd ever get a kill on their own.
>>550428278>get summoned for healing>put up the healing request thingy >it times out>another player pops into the host's world>see them assume the needle position>quit out of the world>block them bothNow this is advanced cuckoldry.
>>550429440Now ask how many Sage and HC members went and visited the whore guild
>>550429714
>>550429618thats fucked up
>>550429616>letting someone winweaksauce, bro. take some vitamin D (dick) >>550429082n-nyo...
>>550428953I didn't see you, but then again I don't know how this works at all. Assuming someone helped you then
>Just now realized that uncle Tian is Tian YingLike okay, but if they wanted it to be a mind fuck they shouldn't have made him assuming such a minor role, first time i met "Uncle Tian" in that blind corpse quest i didn't even know who the fuck he was supposed to be
>>550430094... it's uncle JIANG, anon.
Got the marriage, thank you >>550428908and now the 24 hour IRL wait until we can divorce.
>>550430094They aren't. They're two different people. Tian is the actual Water Lady that changes peoples' faces. Tian Ying would have a way easier time if he could actually turn himself into other people instead of putting on a mask or shaving his beard>>550430198He means the doctor who used to be at the clinic
>someone comes to my world for healing>heal them>they don't give likes>itchy them>disband coopBegone. It takes longer to remove that because you can't auto-doctor for it
>>550430340But they both have mustache, and Tian stole the Water Lady's face changing manual so it makes the most sense
>>550430031I won in every way that matters to me, they had to desperately hack away at me for 2 minutes while I stood there and kicked them in the face every few seconds. And I had to stop kicking them at some point because I was afraid they were going to die to it. All in all it was a very cute encounter.
>>550430090>>550428953trying to meet at the tree is silly because there are loads of instances you could be thrown into. what you need to do is pm and then join a party together and then click the little feet icon to teleport to the team leader
>>550430094Unfated Tian is actually a womanNot sure how Aunt Han attracts all these crazy dykes
>>550430591I figured, but I also was having second thoughts about helping him so I didn't message at all
>>550430340Your aunt is the water lady, anon
>>550430591Sorry, only 1 screen didn't see your message until it was too late, I'm already married as seen in this post >>550430308 so I'll need to wait 24 hours to remarry...if I even need to.
>>550430797Tian and Han are both in the same group. Tian is the Water Lady. Han is just really strong. It's written in the base where you learn all about this stuff via books
I was a little disappointed you didn't get to see your character in the cutscene, but they had the ability to do another skydance and this time with your character
>>550430694Yep, just look at that bone structure.I'd add a picture, but captcha doesn't work for my pc so I have to phonepost
>>550430879nta but you need to go back through and read stuff againAunt Han is linked as the water lady numerous times. Unfated Tian is her "boatman" accomplice and assistant
>>550429618>get a request for healing>they're in online mode>feel doubtful but do it anyway>they keep standing still just long enough for me to put up a healing request and then they run off, letting the request time out>after the second time, itchy them and block them
>>550431179Water Lady is the title associated with the person who actually does the body-changing methods; Tian is the one who does the body changing. Han ends up taking credit because they're both working together in an organization that doesn't want to be known. It makes more sense when you think about Tian being a doctor and thus knowing anatomy.The letter is just a letter bro. They both work together, it literally doesn't matter who writes it as long as it's not actually seeing the person do the body altering in person.
>>550426534they have always been superior
>>550431354I'm going to let you have your stupid theory because it doesn't even matter one way or another, you'll never be a lorefag
is it normal that the fan's damage is only on the air combo?
>>550431462Nah you're right. Tian is just a random ass dude there for fun who has no real role in the organization because Han does all the altering and all the fighting.
>>550431560Fan isn't for damage, fan is for buffing umbrella.
>>550431670>Aunt Han is the master of blissful retreat yet other people actually make the parting tears therefore Aunt Han actually isn't the master of blissful retreat
>>550387349>>550387492They should have let you choose which kids to help instead of just all or none.
>>550431778I feel like this witty false equivalence made more sense in your head.
>>55039029210/10 <3!!>>5503945909/10>>550402064ugly/10, you are a not a woman.>>550404081>>5504043347/10>>5504215324/10>>55042243210/10 <3>>5504234736/10>>5504272370/10
>>550431560the air combo does shit damage
>>550432307okay retard
>>550432354ew a gay fag
>>550432354ywnbaw
>>550432404>>550432426meant for >>550427237Sorry still learning 4chan!
My (heavily) used goods wife.
I deleveled all my vanilla inner ways and now can't tai chi the bear anymore
>need to reach mythic in fortnite, not just duels, for the shiny seasonal titleAIEEEEE
>got +260% on the fan>being spam asked for coophow do i turn this shit off?
>>550432354wow a mtf a tranny pretending to be a fujo in hopes of predating on biofems
>>550432354Objectively accurate scores, don't listen to these brutes honeymuffin
>>550432514How could they do such a great hair with such an awful outfit, it looks like it's made of plastic no matter how you dye it
I'm collecting women
>>550432669"Preying", retard. The word you're looking for is "Preying". Predating is a different word.
>>550432669>buzzword buzzword buzzwordI don't speak poorfag. Also calm down, all I did was call your weird troony toony abomination ugly. Maybe be less ugly?
It is 9 AM in india, ranjeet just clocked in
>>5504325148/10Pretty good.>>550432998Why are you narrating your day? No one asked, faggot.Is the velvet shade sect fixed now?
>>550432656SAAAR LET ME IN SAAR I WANT TO SELL GRAPES SAAAR
>marry a jade beauty>she starts calling me husbandthis is my life now isn't it
>triggered indian replied to a post calling him outproudysaars will we ever recover
What is considered meteor fall for the puzzle around the map?
>>550432656UID?
>>550432354is ugly/10 lower than 0/10 or the other way aroundits so confusing dude, its like fantano with his NOT GOOD reviews, how do those compare to his numerical scores???
>>550433206meant for >>550433187
I made a Jade Beauty because I can't make my femboy looking Young Master with a side-leaning ponytail that's messy and unkempt.
/wwmg/ - Paid Indians General
>>550433253It means you should be made into a eunuch so when your inbred rape ape genes activate you don't end up raping a stray dog or something.I suggest you swap over to a male character.
Holy fuck I fucking love when we devolve into talking about indians yet again I just can't get enough of it thank you creative geniuses of 4chan
>tranny larping as a fujoDamn this general is grim
>>550433140You fool, that's the flip/indian character with different hair
>devolveEvolve. India will be a super power in 2030.
>>550433195Love my biofem non-wwmg partner too.
>>550433518I don't know why these people are obsessed with indians, they can't be white people right? Why would a white man think about indians all day?
>>550433573This one? The cutest female character posted so far.
>>550433648>Why would a white man think about indians all day?Neither of the guys talking about Indians currently, but I'm Canadian so I can think of why we would.
>>550433510bro come on i just want clarification on your scoring systembro PLEASEnigga you cant do this to me, im autistic
>>550433737looks like her face is melting slightly
>>550433850Coping troony toony made this post. Get castrated, eunuch.
>>550434021It's not my fault she looks like a shaved panda
>xivfag
>>550433815Based on the harsh words I used, I assumed you'd intuit that it was below a 0/10. I hope that clears things up!!>>550434021lol based
Finally, a worthy successor to my 56 Mo DaoThe Airborn Light bonus is a little cringe but I reckon the Power has to be pretty significant considering I have only 65 or whatever due to level so I'll take it
>>550432604>title will disappear when the next season dropswhy even bother though anon
>>550434387you were using that thing this entire time? Why didn't you just use one of the mausoleum selectors?
>>550434454You're gonna die anyway, why bother living?
>>550434387You just upgraded from literal dog shit to mediocre, anon
>>550430972You can even do it with another player.
>>550434652Because I have no idea what that is>>550434897Are you funposting? Post your weapon and tell me how you get it master, I will kowtow to you one hundred times if you teach this frog how to ascend the well
>>550434865the game isn't lasting that long
wait so this huge ass boat didn't even have anywhere to go?
>>550435364I will admit that i haven't gotten any good 61 weapon yet but atleast try to get a golden stat or something, anon
>>550433195it's just a joke bro dw about it
>>550435440>the game isn't lasting that longIt's already dying.
>>550434865a pvp season lasts months though anonvery weird comparison
>>550435536>Just roll golds broThank you senior I will take your advice into consideration
>>550434936Maybe when I find a wife
>>550435364the reward for the final two divine mausoleums is a Lv61 gear selector
>>550435938>He is unaware
Don't waste your gold guarantees on purple gear guys...
>>550436283it's too late I already did it it's so fucking over I'm going to delete my account and kill myself
>caring about gear before level 71shiggydiggy
>>550436283too late
>>550436142I aint wasting no gold stat tuning materials on shit I'm dropping in less than a week bro>>550436125Thanks for the advice, I will finish my mausoleums and see what fate heaven has in store for me senior
>>550436398Same. Can you murder suicide me?
>>550436283Level 61 gold guarantees won't work on level 66 gear
>experimenting with Mystic Skills in PvE>finally try Dragon Breath + Drunken Poet combo everyone uses
Anyway to get easy injury? I jumped up and down a cliff for 5 minutes and let a low level wolf chewed my ass for 10 minutes and still no injury in sight
>>550436453they're completely different tiers bro...
>>550436713Fight rats
>>550436713try relogging. sometimes you become immune to ailments
>>550436497>>550436751I recall experimenting during the 56 tier and could have sworn gold and purple stat tuning materials worked from materials that were only level 51
I told my pizza delivery man about the game, and he said he'll check it out.
>>550436497bro, all that changes next tier is that we get legendary added to the pool, it's still Lv61 stuff
>>550436981What prompted you to have any kind of meaningful discussion with your pizza delivery guy? He is literally an organic conveyer belt
>>550437015You go on believing that, anon
>>550437015>>550436497STATUS: BRICKED
>>550436713there seem to be hidden mechanics probably to avoid silver needle exploitationgo down in the big hole in forsaken quarter and get mauled by a ratwolves will also give diseases though it takes longer (but they're more available)you can also get miasma from dunking in void king's water
god damn this new captcha sucks>>550419942we were recruited by the prefect to steal the designs and set up the envoy from Shu to have his life and country ruined, safe to say it could cause a political firestorm if he tried to scapegoat us and we spilled everything to his brother our friend.more to the point though he can't exactly blame us for failing when he failed to detect the head of the navy had gone insane and caused a ship they sunk countless resources into to blow up. plus unless I'm forgetting something we did retrieve the original design for the ship so it wasn't a total lossthen again the entire incident could've been avoided had her brother just told her the truth and not tried to lionize their dad while villainizing her adopted father
>>550437036He's a Chad who asked me about my day and how I'm doing.
>>550435468they will simply dissassemble the bridge once it's time to slay everyone on the yangtze
>just did the big fish questhuh?
>>550436713bee stings. hope you didn't brick your account by collecting all beehives. you can also eat goose eggs but you only get one of those per day.
>go back in time to burning village>bandits all have miniboss HP and detect me through walls>just stepping into an area gets me aggroed by every archer in the areadamn they don't make bandits like they used to
>>550438435>do that shit on legend>they also hit for 17k
I am fucking free. This shit took me 5 hours.
>>550438715grats cutie
>put on my mythic title>faggots stop sending me random duel requests in online modelmao its really that easy
>>550438715I kneel...
>>550438715i took 11 hours for heartseeker how long do i need for qianye?
>Finally got my sect outfit>Most of the game's hairstyles clipped into everythingAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>550439083You know you can turn those off in the settings
>>550439083I like getting random spar requests though...
>no pvp practice mode
>>550439305Ask your guild for someone to practice on
>>550439396>your guildmy what?
>>550439305It's called dueling
>>550439460Doesn't even have to be your guild. Hell, just ask in thread and someone will probably fight you me
>>550439460You should get some random invites now and then. Join one that you don't dislike the name of. Don't ever talk with anyone in there. Just be there and get some rewards when regularly playing the game.
>>550439198PREAS UNDASTANDUUU
>>550426135My wife is better than me at parrying but decided to play on expert to avoid headaches.I've dragged her into my legend bosses every time it was possible though and we wiped until getting the boss down. All of them now.
>>550440009>xia couple kawaii
>>550439460join NFA
>have comfy three man guild>I'm the only one who plays actively every day, but the other two pop on regularly and we have some fun together>get to level 2, upgrade the guild shop but nothing else because our earnings can't support it>go to bed>wake up to the guild being absolutely scraped of funds and shouldering an upkeep we can in no way support>co-guildlead hadn't looked at the upkeep costs and upgraded EVERYTHINGI'm now faced with the choice of scrapping the guild and remaking it, or just convincing my two friends that we should just find a bigger guild to take us in. I don't know if I have it in me to be the sole "breadwinner" anymore after that setback.
>>550440112Don't do this. It makes you a yin cauldron
do the needful
Is this supposed to mean "do 5 red parries leading to your gay cinematic attack"? I don't know what else a "special counterattack skill" would be.
>>550440274Yes.
>>550440174quit being gay and just join one of the /vg/ guilds dudeunless you and your friends are redditors in which case quit being alive
>>550440274retard
>>550440274>innerwayliterally written there, that means it's the innerway counter attack
>>550440334>join one of the /vg/ guildsFuck no, neither of my friends go to this shithole and I wouldn't even if it was only me
>>550440335Fuck you, I'm not putting time and effort into testing this AI translated gookshit by doing what I think is the correct challenge and then seeing if I was right>>550440386I see. Alright, thanks>>550440316Begone Nine Mortal Faggot
>>550439460join sage
>>550440558>lashes out at others because he can't read
>>550440559The guild leader is in a transbian relationship no thanks
>>550440642>Saar is very easy just readings the innerwayness
>>550440742Eunuch moment
I beat Feng Ruzhi fair and square and she owes me sex.
AAAIIIIEEE it's behind the wall
When will PvP become good?
>>550440870When you move to where the server is located and have 0 ping.
>>550440859Look the other way.
Is there a roadmap? We are out of content
Extremely low IQ thread
(You) lost.
ahem
khitans
>>550440987nothing happens I'm bricked forever
>finished all bosses>achieved mythicOkay now what? I'm bored.
how do i get rid of this fucking sword, it's appearing all the time and I DONT EVEN USE THIS FUCKING CURSED WEAPON NOR DO I HAVE AN ACCESSORY LIKE THAT HOLY FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAA.
>>550441279Time to take a shower
>>550441296sis... appearance > extras > change to default, elegant, or majestic. you're set to heroic bearing
>>550441321Game has been out for over a month I just didn't waste time chasing butterflies
>>550441296it's a visual bug from the stupid idle pose.
>>550441109sagekeks...
man they really make you work for this huh
>>550441109clare the dogslut carries sage
>>550441279post your win rate? your no hits? your achievements? your 100%?
>>550441565no I am not giving CCP 50k dollars for 100% cheevo autismsuck my dick you shill
>>550441109A shame there's no real competition
>>550441728Okay so you achieved nothing that actually mattered and got mythic through time invested since you barely even need a positive winrate until that point
>>550441565you have to be genuinely autistic to 100%
>>550441367>>550441428oh thanks, what the fuck. that's so retarded.
>>550441971I have nothing to prove to you retard, enjoy your dwindling steamdb and make sure to tell those players they still have rank 1 arena and no hits for content lmao
maybe expecting the bounty hunters to play like the mythicsweats I'm used to is a bit too much to ask
>Lv61 Duel in Heavenfall>all my attacks goes through the enemywhat the actual fuck? why is this shit so jank?
Why are we at 60k players? Why did they all quit when they haven't achieved anything in game? You have to do no hits and get top 10 arena rankings before you finish the game!!!
So, why Yingying has to dress as a man? Are they really implying the second hottest female of the game is a travestite lesbian girl boss?
>>550442173>I-I have nothing to prove to you retard!Likely story, shitposting ranjeet. >>550442356
>>550442356grim we aren't surviving until hexi
>>550441565>>550441971He didn't do any of that shit, nor is he mythic.It's just the shitposting subhuman as usual.
>>55044243560k players concurrent lol lmao even
>>550442173I'm not even encouraging chasing the butterflies because I'm not the person telling you to 100%s. You're acting like you beat the game because you killed the bosses everyone else killed and then threw your head at PvP for 200 games while ignoring shit like your improvement quests which are an easy 100 inner way chests at least or your winrate to show you're at least good at the game instead of bruteforcing. Hitless runs, seasonal quests, and all that shit are at least proof you're playing the game instead of baiting.
>>550442528make sure to tell that to the remaining 60k players as more drop this boring dogshit lol
Did this guy just do the "or your mother will die in her sleep" meme.
>>550442631I've seen 60k people run a train on your mom and that kept them occupied for a while
>>550442356yeah, the game's not for losers
>>550442514>>550442631>5 seconds off cooldownRanjeet is DESPERATE for his paycheck
>>550442378Because the current Ember of the East is male and she was pretending to be him
>>550442671nice argument manchild you know you can't argue with numbers and deep down you know how retarded you soundtelling people that they literally have to be a "god gamer" or they can't drop this shit game with no contenthilarious really
>>550441981ill be generous and accept 95% too
guys the player numbers are dropping to the same lows they hit every night when americans go to sleep and europeans are going to work, I'm terrified that the game is dying
>>550442840Doing improvement quests isn't being a god gamer bro. Also your mom really seems to like her train
>>550442936Truly very concerning
>>550442936>>550442968group chat and thread is slow as shit toogames dying lmao how blind are you that you can't admit that? or are you paid chink shills?
>>550442740He jobs to the WoL, cut him some slack
Ashes won
>>550442818Isn't it supposed that there's only one Ember of the East and it's her with the k-pop Twink cosplay acting like a standard Yuri main love interest?
>>550443291She was the previous Ember but was deposed by her cousin, who is the current Ember but is still in Weiyang during the story. He's male so she dressed up as him to trick people.
>>550386796He is Lingan Gule Gule.
>>550443291Yeah, I don't know what the other anon is on about, it's always been Yingying, she's not impersonating anyone except Yingying
when we finally get the ability to build in guild halls, assuming we still have enough active players to have apprentices, I'm going to make shithole cramped communal dorms with bunks for them while all the members get lavish full sized rooms to decorate as they see fit
>>550386796they really outdid themselves when they made this characterI thought lucky 17 looked the most retarded until I met this guy
FF XIV killed this game
>>550443610Why do you have to be so mean to him brother?He's a gentle giant who loves his birb
>>550443710>>550443710>>550443710
>>550443720it's scary how many of the group chat players also play XIV
>>550443582NTA but Yingying was deposed as Ember, she's trying to get herself reinstated
>>550443794"Yingying" is still a made-up civilian persona that she took on after Granny Turtle's real daughter fucked off
>>550443229Isn't it a totally different game?
