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I want to suck on shota pp
Le funny dog face
hey utgim thrivinhow are y'all doing today_
if astel doesn't show up in chapter 5 im going to be mad at toby
Can fave beat this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0CqHa1kXl0
I've had a realization. Kris isn't hiding things from us the player, they're hiding things from Gaster, who they know watches them via the SOUL.
good morning /utg/. how are you today?>>554128507doing well, drinking my coffee right now
metal husband
Dess and Asriel are half siblings with Asgore as the father, not a couple
undertale/deltarune.... is problematic media????
>>554128558the falling star?
>>554128584I think Kris has a plan thats a version of "making a deal with the devil and tricking them" similar to folk tales like Stingy Jack
>>554128684>loose their jobs
>>554128684Deltarune is vorematic media
>>554128584Maybe Kris wants to kill Gaster but WE are in the game to put him back together and redeem him instead
>>554128261if you give him sweets the cream tastes better
>>554128584under this interpretation maybe gaster doesn't know Christmas day or is just shit at pattern recognition so Kris successfully communicated the code for the shelter to us through the guitar but avoided giving it to gaster?>>554128684id swear some of the people making these memes don't have any real friends. maybe its just my env but id be so alone if I rejected people based off of shit that doesn't matter like that. youd have to be making sure your friends are all correct all the time. he's friends with a racist? oh, no.it's almost like they don't understand that trying to socially isolate those people would actually make them more extreme instead of making them change their mind...almost.also really putting "drew incest porn" as a "problematic" thing have these people never been on the internet. kink isn't real_
>>554128558dude.... he literally stole a city's sky...
>>554128569Stop shilling this game. I will never play it.No matter how much you viral market for it.
>>554128735>>554129502i meant asriel gaaaaaah
>>554129595Skill issue
doomin'
>>554129807how was your day today doomer. did you do anything underrune related_
>>554129771LOWLY ANONYMOUSTHOU'RT UNFIT EVEN TO FAVE
NOW I FIGHT AS ASGORE LOUXWAAAAARRRRRIOORRRRR!!!!!
please tell me the png = pinge joke from blue sky is setting up a rouxls pingas joke i would rofl and lol
>>554128738So in the 2024 body horror movie The Substance, the main character gets this drug that creates a younger version of herself from her back. She has to follow a specific set of rules to a T to maintain both versions of herself(switch bodies every 7 days without exception). But of course, the type of self destructive person who would desperately accept an experimental drug to become younger isn't gonna follow the rules. So she does inevitably try to cheat them to try and stay young forever, and it goes very very badly.A lot of Deal with the Devil type stories follow a similar structure: If you were the type who was content enough to follow the rules given to you, you wouldn't be dealing with the devil in the first place. Hence everyone who deals with the devil inevitably tries to cheat the rules and fucks over their life.
May chaos take the world!
>>554130220this would be 10 times more funny if the Forgotten Man is revealed in chapter 5 and comes to castle town
I think Gaster is a kindly old man who got locked in the bunker and needs our rescue.
>>554130957leave me alone!
>>554130347The cuck chair timeline...
>>554130909I think Gaster is a kindly old man who FUCKED THE KING!
berdle
>>554129279>id be so alone if I rejected people based off of shit that doesn't matter like thatThat's the thing, a lot of virtue signallers only behave this way because they already disliked a creator and they're grabbing for moral justifications to get a hate train going. If it was someone they actually liked, they would look past it.
friday night muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssaid fave
Hometown's streets includeMain Road1th Street2rd Street3th Streetand 4rd Avenue
i(male)'m wearing a dress right now. its warmer than mens clothing said fave Ralsei deltarune at exactly the same time and cadence as I did
>>554131120What are (You) doin' this friday night, /utg/?
>>554131496Watching a friend play video games.Later tonight I will continue working on my model, I'm making a gun+sword heavily inspired by the Buster Shot from Mega Man Zero.
Fave plays eve only to get bored 10 minutes in and close the game
>>554131496NTA but im reading rouxls fic and kicking my feet and giggling and blushing and screaming
>>554131496i made HERO_SWORD in Elden Ring to fuck with a sword and board build
>>554131496making a boss arena for my game
>>554129916>>554131496I'm drinking beer and watching kill la kill trying to figure out how the thorn ring is connected to the sailor uniforms that run on blood power. >>554131370It might have something to do with anon's dress too.I just can't put the pieces together.
>>554131496I've been trying to give myself a break since I feel bad. Playing video games all day makes me feel bad as well though. I wish I was writing...
>>554132090play WoW and hate yourself
>>554130220>Snoopinge as usuale, I seeth?
>>554131496playin dark cloud
>>554132418A cat is fine, too.
I’ve seen a lot of girls shipping themselves with tenna, but who here knows about other types of yumes? I know they exist, I’ve seen a guy on deviant art who makes sprite art of him with Noelle and I have no reason to believe there are no lesbians who do that too.
>>554132363
>>554131496
I think Gaster is a sentient colony of bees. #SentientColonyOfBeesTheory
>>554132193why do they still demand you pay every month for that game? its bizarre, why don't they just switch to a one-time payment like normal companies do?
>>554132990I lean more towards ants but this is plausible.
>>554131496Watching Nirvanna the Band the Showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_qnI1WrlnU
>Jockington turning you into one of his crazy fans
>>554133068Addicts still pay.
>>554133123No, I can't be bothered with that.I have no time for that sort of nonsense.
>>554133068to be fair, the price hasnt changed since it first came out but yeah I dont like bwizzard
>>554133123>susie calls jockington fans crazy because his best friend got mad at her after she stole his hat will susie ever apologize to catti and jockington?
>>554132418Sex with cats!
>>554133123Always bet on Apple Jockington being the secret boss of chapter 5 with ZUN making bullet patterns
>>554133218i played a free trial of WoW some months ago, and i lowkey liked it, but ngl the monthly fee for premium is beyond offputting. but to answer your post, yes addicts do pay alot of money for that game, i don't get it though, i mean when i played it as a teenager my mom payed for the monthly fee for it so i didn't care about the price, but now that i have my own money i am more concious about costs. so that makes me wonder, are all WoW players either semi rich folk, or are they basement dwelling autists in their parents homes not giving a shit about the stress on their parents credit cards? could be both in some cases i guess.>>554133403my words above can probably be replied with to this post too
>>554133821It's the same thing with mobile games and all games with MTX: Whales. They'll never stop paying.Some people just don't feel satisfied unless they're spending money.
>>554133868So far it's good but I still like Second Story more
>>554133821>WoW players either semi rich folkNumbers, $15 a month is practically nothing for a normal adult. People spend way more on other hobbies. Most people probably spend more on a single doordash order.
>>554133586brother what the fuck
>>554133962i am sort of like that, except i don't feel satisfied unless im sharing nudes with internet people.>>554134080most games are 0$ a month, which is why the 15$ a month becomes offputting and out there. and alot of those 0$ a month games are of higher quality than WoW too. which is the main deal here.
>>554134108I know a small bit of the plot going in just because of the controversy over the "twist" in SO3. But nothing about the actual characters. So far it's cool to see the same universe in 1-2 fleshed out and have a ton of planets involved rather than just 1-2. but Fayt is a boring protagonist
>>554134318>most games are 0$ a monthMost games require you buy them actually. Most people I know only really sub for a month or two at a time when new content comes out. Only hardcore players are always subbed and they obviously don't care about the fee because they know it's worth it to them. They probably get more time and value out of that sub than you do on all the random games you buy.
>>554133123Looking at Jockington's dialogue, there is some shit that would be crazy if it turns out to be foreshadowing.>"Run, Kris! While you still have, legs!"What the fuck could that mean
>>554134318You are not paying to play WoW, you are paying to have access to all your rare loot from playing WoW for too long.My runescape account is worth a lot more money than a month of subscription, and I can even convert in game money into play time if I felt like it and pay for it by playing the game constantly at which point the time invested is far more than the monthly subscription value is. Basically MMOs are for losers who care about the value of their pixels and virtual numbers going up and I pay a monthly subscription to barely play the game and mostly stand around flexing on people when I do bother to log in. It's great.
>>554134138Some of you want to fuck fat televisions don't look at me.
>>554134805>>554133559"* Pure boy. Heart of gold.* Curiosity high.* Intelligence low.* ... fetches frisbees.* Dress him up.* Carry in a bag.* Precious boy.* ... don't know why."Snakes... Apples... Gardens...Toby planned the character's name for this to be the punchlinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-wRN3_87yo&list=RD7-wRN3_87yo&start_radio=1
>>554134893>catfucking retard trying to act like that is anywhere near the same level
>>554135215>come 5'oclock, the shadow will grow (Chapter 5, the vast garden)> A patch of shadow, slithering on, slithering on, serpentine!> ... So sayeth our ancestors. CRAZY fellows, the lot!
>>554135215Jockington pisses me offHe's a fucking one note joke character but also fucking mysterious as fuck tied to the most random shitWHY TOBY?
>>554135215>curiosity highIs this hinting Jockington will cause Catti's death
I would play a deltarune mmo if it meant I could be a shote gote
>>554131496Was enjoying some Realm of Ink. Absolute indie jank but jank that clicks with me. Now I'm to fail the gamer code and take my nightly shower.Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
Berdly 0 Prophecy panelsDess 0 Prophecy panels Noelle 0 Prophecy panelsSusie 0 Prophecy panelsKris 0 Prophecy panelsJockington 1 Prophecy panel The numbers speak for themselves
>>554135869Jockington is named in the prophesy because he isn't real, he's a puppet. Real people aren't named directly.
>>554134881>virtual numbersfinally! my own clone! now neither of us will be virgins!>>554135869i only speak for myself when i sing in the shower
>>554135869Jockington is named in the prophecy because he's real, he's the only real person in the simulation. Fake people aren't named directly.
I still like my headcanon that "Jockington" is a common name in-universe for the same reason Biblical names are common in real life. Half the unnamed NPCs are actually named Jockington Smith.
Is Jockington into sports because of nominative determinism
>>554136126
>>554136801orz
would you miss me if i was gone /utg/?
>>554136885>>554135215
>>554136980I would but I might not know. I love you btw
>>554131063I wish I were Gaster in those top three panels>>554131496I'm currently playing Monster Hunter Stories 2 in preparation for the third entry coming out in March, but am also thinking of starting a Shin Megami Tensai game
Jockington WILL be relevant, he has to be. All that stuff about cats and catti and him being her partner that has GOT to mean something. That and I just want him to because I like snakes and he’s cool. Can’t a cool snake just be relevant for once?
I love gote posters and I love it more when they have hot sweaty e-sex
>>554137046> (The image of the Knight began to fade into your mind.)>(Suddenly, you tried extremely hard to picture Jockington.)>(Jockington is in a nest, and the soccer balls are his eggs.)
minna san ohio! watashi wa fave dess!
>>554137302thank you thank you
World of Warcraft fucking sucks and is a pointless stupid time sink. Please respect your time more, /utg/ros..
>>554137338
>>554137427all games are a time sink...
>>554137880time keeps on sinking, sinking, sinking
The only MMO I sometimes still play is Warframe and that's because no other game is like Warframesaid Mettatton
>>554137784I definitely expect a multi soul color boss rush ending in BALL GAME to save Dess in the endgame
>>554137964Warframe is pretty good my sister loves it but I could never find friends to play with so I stopped after a month of doing it on and off_
>>554129279I thought the same thing when I saw the incest part
I should play eve only because some schmuck gave me a billion isk for free and I didnt do anything with it still
jockington. the biggest red herring in deltarune history
>>554138073you should fuck your sister
>>554138639hot
>>554138551he's green actually
>>554138747cease.
>>554129279People like to be the fucking police nowadays. So many moralfaggots out there it’s insane. I’d rather be alone and content with myself than have “friends” that constantly police me making sure I’m not upsetting them. God. That’s probably every gen alpha friendship right there.
>>554138639too old for my taste and also autistic and a little retarded I'll pass. like shes an alright person but I can just fuck people I actually like>>554138809you can have standards it just seems like these people don't understand compromise or change. disagreement with someone don't mean you gotta shut them outta your life_
>>554137964Fave has deep childhood nostalgia for toontown online and occasionally replays it through rewritten. Fave realizes child fave had significantly more patience for the game because they now tap out as soon as the real grind starts. Fave finds it too weird to pick up a character or save file again after a long break, so they always restart because continuing an old save feels like playing with someone else's things.
>>554138551I don't think Jockington is really a "red herring" when you have to squint to even see anything suspicious about him. If he doesn't end up being of any importance, he'll be more like a weird joke character.The "biggest red herring" is probably Carol. I would bet that beneath her cold facade is just a woman who suffered an unspeakable loss and is familiar with dark forces.
Hahaha more like troontown, get it? Bahahahhahaha
>>554138958Genuinely hang yourself
>>554139393?
>>554139570Hm where did your underscore go
had to take care of some important business for an hour or two but now I'm working on the website/wiki thing again
>>554139635I dont usually use it if its like ten words
>>554139804>use itHuh so you admit it’s not a “keyboard issue”
>>554139865SKIBADEE, SKIBADANGERI AM THE REARRANGER!
>>554139865Nta but didn't he explain that it was a quirk of his used to format forum posts or some shit like that
>>554140003Untrue, he said his keyboard just did it
>>554139865either someone else has been talking in my stead or you misremember why I use it. learned to use it when I was taught typing, kept the habit but deleted it when I moved to forums, don't delete it here. I don't use it on mobile most of the time or for short messages. literally has never been a keyboard issue. anyway do you like Deltarune or are you just bored and debate posting because dead thread. do you think fave would like your favorite game anon_
spamtenna may indicate kingdings
Would you devour fave's weed brownies?
>>554140070anon I hate to break it to you but I did not say thatalso kind of unrelated I didn't like this new captcha but its growing on me i kinda like it now actually>>554140206yes but mostly because I haven't had a good brownie in a long time. the weed is optional_
>>554140130>>554140319The blatant lying is crazy
You ever favepost so much you forget that it's a character in the game? I'm replaying chapter 2 and had the realization that Spamton is just some hobo you beat up twice
>>554140473that's crazy buddy got an archive link to prove it? cause I can go fetch one where I say otherwise it's real easy. or are you that low-tier of a baiter
>>554140675this had the same effect on my face as a very sour citrus
>>554140762battat gatorade watercooler
reposting the Noelle wallpapers
>>554141009and the phone one
>>554141009Crazy that I got like 80% of these saved individuallyMaybe I should kill myself
>>554141162that just means you're a real one anon. I have many as well. noelle's just that neat ig_
what the hell is happening right now lol who the hell is this other noelle poster
they're self replicating... we're all fucked
Noole hours?
there is actually more than one 'noelleposter'
Don't believe his lies, it's all one guy
>>554141453GIRelle hours!
i wanna suck on noelles titties
ANONS TYPING QUIRK….RAPED ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>554141453NOELLE HOURSS>>554141581the return of super-samefaggot_
>>554141453mebeh
December may be over…But by golly are we JOLLY!!
Wait... December is OVER?????
>>554141734got that mandella effect>>554141745holy kino>>554141930I've been looking for this image. is this... us? the Noelle collective?_
Screaming ape theory
Interestingly, Spamton's weird route dialog telling kris "you lost it when you tried to look too far" is directly after "there will be no more [miracles], no more [magic]" which makes me think Kris lost their magic during the incident and this is more literal than it may seem
>>554141742ok so why does this guy hate you underscoreanon?
>>554141930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psQVKLJl8mQ&t=324s
>>554131496I made my beef stew. If I was in Deltarune this would be my equivalent to the Butterscotch Pie.
>>554141734>>554142074I think we're missing the forest for the trees, I'm pretty sure the little argument above was a sort of ''a-ha! you're indirectly admitting that you could be shitposting undercover without your quirk'' gotcha, and the hate could be because recognizable posters are CRINGE
>>554142074probably because I called my sister a retard casually if I had to guess? since that's what he's responding to. I did ? him so I've done my due dilligence. or maybe I've done something else to offend him, like, uh... uhm... posting too much Noelle? being in the 'cord? I dunno. or maybe its just mandella effect and he's just a normal anon who thinks I'm endlessly evil for whatever reason. desu I would actually like to hear his reasoning, I don't *like* pissing people off and I'd prefer people dislike me for clear reasons, but if I followed that impulse all the time I would make the thread quality nosedive._
>>554142537on second thought this is probably it actually. ill only get into it more if that anon actually does come back. I feel I've been pretty clear about not using it in certain cases, since I've openly phoneposted before iirc? just not a good target for that particular gotcha I guess._
Who cares faggot
>>554142537>missing the forest for the treeslost where the forest would grow?
fuck you guys, im posting susie
The tail of hell is Susie's dad (who may or may not be Gaster)King hints at it with universal father symbolism but we just haven't seen him yet because he's probably locked inside the shelter and the real "eram" figure.Breath of Fire II theory further supports this by merging roles of Barbuary with Ganer, since Susie is already the closest to Ryu being half human, half dragon and having the "guts" flame icons in her battle menu.
>>554142912think i should remove the underscores in my file names so that people don’t mistake me for you
>>554143068Noelle will rule>>554143096never change for random people who don't care about you but like ok if you want to. what purpose does telling me this serve_
>>554143207This is the first time I’ve ever heard of you and you happen to also be a noellefag who has underscores in his filenames.
>>554143207nah.
Have you ever thought about how problematic it is that Toby gave 2 minor characters a flirt button and expects the player to use it in conversation with legal adults
>>554143389lots of people have underscores in their filenames.>>554143446you might be right I'm going to sleep soon so there'll be one less fighter on the Noelle front... I respect you as a characterfag. glory for fave and country!_
>>554141930I love this image! this is my first time seeing it. Love it, saved. noelle is so cute
>>554143589yeah but are they also noellefags like you and me?
>>554143589Worry not, I will continue to fight for the supremacy of- wait, wuzzat? I'm gon' sleep too? Well shit, I guess Susie won
>>554143778I dunno anon. I think we're parallel noellefags. this is a rare moment where we post at the same time, I'm not usually up this late into the day. anyway this is my last post for the morning good night utg I wish upon all of you sweet dreams of fave_
Also really creepy that the weird route makes use of all this SA imagery with a minor character, that Toby is using a literal child to feed his weird noncon fetish, despite the fact that many irl SA and other abuse victims often use his games as an escape from those problems
>>554143560>>554143947Word came down from the boss, you're doing it wrong.Toby Fox is Broblematic, not Problematic.
>>554143926saving this, goodnight to you too!
N O E L L EW I L LW A T C HF R O MT H E C H A I R
>>554143947he could have done something more tasteful like carol grooming kris
It’s…drooling?Is it not…sentient?Is someone controlling the knight?
>>554143589>>554143858hehe, fuck yeah. bow down to the fuckin king, baby
Is 4chan shitting the bed for anyone else? Or is it just my internet.
>>554144349its because dess saw kris. mmm.. kris...
fave never grew out of the MLG meme and dubstep ear rape era
>>554144349It's either mucus or vomit if the knight is Rudy and his sickness is what makes the powerful armor in the dark world and how he opens his ribcage while roaring.
Deltarune but it's like Fate/Stay Night and Carol explains that Kris has to cum inside DessKnight to keep her from fading away
>>554144962what if deltarune but rudyknight has to cum inside dess to bring her back
>>554145124>* but EVERYONE came!>* …inside of her she is so full of cum right now
Deltarune but its fortnite
Friend is going to rip his way out of Seam like Lord English through Doc Scratch.
>>554145278and my axe!
>>554145278Alas, even I hath planted mine seed in that pawge of a doe-eth!
since we never see susie shower and her clothes have holes thus indicating poor hygiene do you think her feet smell really stinky
>>554145545*shits in my hand and claps*
>>554145387And…. mosteth of all…Whatevereth this thingeth is!!
>>554145612chapter 5 has a mushroom character who falls in love with susies foot fungus and theres a cutscene of susie tied up with her bare feet out and hes kissing on her stinky stompers
>>554145897How is that supposed to be a self insert of me if I'm not grabbing on Noelle's wobble wagon?
>>554145958wobble wagon?
A while back I saw some anon voice the opinion that the Justice Axe is disappointing as a secret boss reward because it's not nearly as interesting as having Jevil and Spamton turn into equipment, and lacks the mysterious aura of the Shadow Mantle and Black Shard. At the time, it seemed like a reasonable take. Looking closer at the Justice Axe, though, I have to ask: What the hell is up with this thing?>Effects: +12AT, ???The only other item in the game that's described as having an "???" effect is the Mannequin, and we know what it does: It reduces the damage from attacks with the "Puppet/Cat" element. But looking at the code, the Justice Axe doesn't seem to have any special effect... yet. It feels more like the Twisted Sword's opaque "trance down" effect.>Check: It has no special powers. However, in order to attain this item, you became much stronger!"Become stronger" is the phrase most associated with the weird route/sword route. In this case it's literally true (Susie's magic ability improves in this fight) and it's in a more benign context, but the wording has to be intentional.>Gerson: Chapter 4, the Trials of the Holy Hammer. A great smith gives the heroes a terrible weapon.This clearly parallels Susie receiving the Justice Axe. But what does it mean that the weapon is "terrible"? It certainly isn't ineffective. The only other meaning of the word that makes sense is that the Justice Axe is "horrifying." And sure, maybe he specifically meant "horrifying to those who do evil" but again, it's a strange choice of words. This thing might end up being Susie's equivalent of the Twisted Sword.
>>554146031Ass. But I call Noelle's her wobble wagon.
>>554146116exquisite taste.
>>554146228*throws Lloyd's Talisman*
>>554146228brown vantablack arab turk
>>554146228what do (you) like about noelle, kraut?
>>554146116
>>554146483>https://youtu.be/-drXtC53Kwc?list=RD-drXtC53Kwc>https://youtu.be/aZZDiqM60v0?list=RDaZZDiqM60v0
>>554146046>The only other item in the game that's described as having an "???" effect is the MannequinThe Dealmaker's description says "Greatly increase $ gained, and...?", if that counts. Might just be a secret boss thing that Jevil is being left out of again.
>>554146116Im more into her FAT MILKY TITS but the wobble wagon intrigues me
>>554147220But the Shadow Mantle and the Black Shard don't have it, so it's not a secret boss thing
>>554131496(Me)I just spent mine watching YojimboIt was really good, I liked it a lot more than Fistful of Dollars and think it's pretty much superior in every way except effects and score, the movie just flows betterA lot of stuff in Fistful felt like shit just kinda happened. I may not have been paying 100% attention since it was the new year and I had a couple of beers in me, but I'm pretty sure the subplot about the hostage wife was only vaguely alluded to at the start of the film and then had its climax out of nowhere in the middle, meanwhile here the characters are introduced, the protag gets a rundown of the situation, and then he heads out to help themAnd also sword vs gun was simply more interesting than gun vs bigger gun, though I liked how in the Leone film they hid Clint in a mine and had him work on that metal sheet, Toshiro just kinda chills in a hut while practicing throwing a knifeUndyne said all of this to Alphys while thanking her for recommending it (to some other guy) a few threads ago, and will probably check out Sanjuro in the near future
>>554146669>>554147262Talk about eye candy!Mike, cut to commercial break! I'll be busy for about five minutes... (Don't open my door, you will be in the splash zone!)
>>554147373ERAM and the Knight aren't really secret bosses in the traditional sense, to be fair.
>>554147750the secret boss in chapter 3 still hasnt been found its not eram or the knight but there is a secret boss in chapter 3 that toby is probably getting a bit concerned we havent found yet
>>554147750i would argue that ERAM is a secret boss.you can complete the videogames normally or skip them entirely.did the bri'ish thing even tell you to check it out without detours?
>>554147850Ramb is Real 2401
Goodbye, /utg/!
>>554148527You forgot to kiss me goodnight.
You won’t be missed
>>554148627Anon, its just an asrielfag.they're pillars of the community.
>>554148706fax brother, we rule this town
Hello, /utg/!
>>554148527Gote bye>>554148851Gote... hello
>>554147850>didn't ?-rank tenna's boards and go the the ?-rank rewards room to fight jockington for the sky mantleSAVE = FUCKED
>>554148894fluffee boye
>>554149012I thought you found Jolly the cowgirl in the ?-rank room?
Feminizing Susie to make her a better character
>>554149280Granted, but Noelle becomes more butch and masculine.
I was about to type a theory regarding the use of the word "BECOME STRONGER" but then a spider came out of nowhere and crawled onto my leg and bit me and I freaked out and I lost my train of thought and I feel like if it wasn't for that damn spider I would have figured out some major lore detail
>>554149330No. Noelle stays(mostly) the way she is. Just Susie is also a more feminine girl.
Phantasy Fave Online
>>554149330my penis is growing!?nani??!!
>>554149547muffet aint want you figuring out shit cuh
>>554149280tranny sentiment
>>554149770
>>554149876transphobic asshole! wow what a shock on 4chan!
>>554149876Girls should act like girls.Tomboys aren't actually real.
>>554150045more women dont wear pants or makeup and do masculine things than there are women who wear makeup and skirts tbdesu
>>554150168Genuinely incomprehensible post
>>554146046One of the cut prophecy panels is >AXE CARVED BY THE TORTOISE'S GRAND HAMMER.It could be fucked if Susie having the axe equipped at a certain point is actually important and fucks things up, hence why it's terrible, but having the Devilsknife is fine.Kris and Susie fight after she finds out Kris was working with the Knight, if Susie has the axe equipped, Kris won't be able to block the hit and loses his hand.
>>554150269Or what if I know this is a bit out there but during a serious scene Lancer shows up being his usual funny self but... Susie is so angry that she lashes out and hits him with the hammer causing him to get hurt and that causes everything to... change.
Embracing Asgore by wrapping my arms under his own in an "L" shape to gently anchor onto his shoulder blades while slotting my face perfectly in-between his pecs that are spaced such that I wouldn't have trouble believing they were masterfully sculpted just for me, all the while one of his hands is rubbing my center back as the other is placed flat against the back of my head to keep me close for a while (my favorite remedy for what was previously not a particularly good day). Intermingled in correspondence with a coworker over emails until eventually there's a long gap in their response that makes me lean back in my chair with a pen held between my top lip and nose as a silly mental distraction until I hear Asgore spin his chair around to check on me and start giggling at the sight, which escalated into full laughter upon my realizing what was amusing him so and increasing the goofiness by wiggling it around like a mustache (due to his facial structure such a thing was completely alien to him). Pan frying some of the fish caught on the lovely fishing trip I took with Asgore earlier in the day with some asparagus and potatoes for dinner, during which he's intently watching over my shoulder after being drawn to the kitchen by the smell as I occasionally reach up to scratch his chin a little as a way to occupy us both without taking my eyes off the stove (as we were discussing how we should cook them on the drive home his obviously increasing hunger became infectious, so I was trying to distract myself as well)
Average doetranny petting Noelle
>>554150045it is both true and false.girls that grow up in boys household are more competitive, adapt some masculine behaviors to stay ontop with the boys (because boyz are mean) and under just the right condition you have a tomboy instead of a lesbian.howeverthough: the fetish for tomboys stems from friendships a boy back then wished he had, that girl next door you wish you asked out or that girl that has been around her siblings so much that she knows how you feel, and instead of using it against you, that person peers into you tomboys aren't a bodytype, but an attitude to life and a little boy wishing to meet a woman that understands.here's an unrelated susie.
>>554150826Fucking bitch she would fall to love with a desi king like me.
>>554150848>that girl next door you wish you asked outSo Noelle then
>>554150669I see a very suckable nipple
>>554151256I am quite fond of that element of the piece as well
>>554151192noelle is in no way shape or form a tomboy.the only way you get to be half-right is when toby reveals that noelle is trans by which right "she" becomes tom the boy and i will call him nolan.
what the fuck do bara niggas find attractive about armpit hair that shits gross
>>554152062because its manly and manly is sexy
>>554152398women have armpit hair too
discuss ralsei's chapter progression
>>554152538women aren't supposed to be manly...
>>554152558don't forget the crying in the dark part
>>554152595What's manly about a trait they are born with and need man-made modern inventions to remove
>>554152595if its something that happens in every adult woman its not manly then
>>554152558Unrecognizable.
>>554152558That crotch fluff making me unwise
>>554152880lmao
>>554152062I can't speak to a particular interest in such a thing other might hold as I don't personally experience that specific intrigue, but with Asgore I'd have to imagine it is most likely approximately as soft as the fluff on his chest (of which I am inclined towards) so I can understand why some might find it inciting
>>554152880I don't know what /utg/ was like before 2018 but my scattered memories tell me this post is pretty accurate
>>554152558I mean he was pretty dismissive of Susie in chapter 4.She was already reluctant to try healing and he kind of hurt her enthusiasm more, but if this is the only thing he did wrong he still scores very well.
>the cleaner crew has been dispatched to your location
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClTcvhFjO9I
>>554153159
>>554125493The problem with this is that Deltarune was Toby's first project, but Mad Mew Mew was retconned in years after Undertale released. If she was meant to be the Knight as part of some years long scheme, Mad Dummy would have a more foreshadowed transition to Mad Mew Mew. Mettaknight mostly works because we know Mettaton is one of Toby's oldest characters.That said I still believe Mad Mew Mew has something relevant to do in the plot she has too many schizo dog whistles not to.
>>554153159Good, the last ones I hired didn't do anything besides fool around in my bed all day
>>554153587Mad Mew Mew is nothing but trammybait.
>>554149547What's the opposite of BECOME STRONGERI think ACCEPT WEAKNESS (anagram for Sweet Capn Cakes) comes closeThe mandatory trio of music hardware Darkners are a key to this...Toby has them in mind for something...
>>554152558Retarded tranny faggotry.
>>554145357I can imagine the whole flash in my head but with seam and friend
>>554138809Gen Alpha are all about TikTok (which can get pretty edgy). They don't give a shit about Twitter/Skyblue crowd.
>>554153769She is also schizobait, fotmbait and japanese fanbase baitToby hit a home run on that one.
>>554153627I need these shotes to fool around in MY bed!
>>554139635Threadcop?
>>554152880The text walls have probably gotten pretty repetitive over these last few months haven't they, though I'll admit that the reason I don't really delve into outright not safe for work type of eroticism and discussion is mostly just a personal preference thing and that I'd rather simply leave the matter to individual imagination. Honestly I don't even really think about him like that when I'm daydreaming things I wish we could do together outside of writing either
>>554154580Oh well theres nothing wrong with a familiar meal if it's a nice one
>>554154580I don't really pay attention to the details but it seems like they're each pretty unique, I think you should keep writing those text walls
>>554128149Fantastic OP image
>>554153182been listening to this on loop. thank you for posting this, anon
>>554154850I do feel bad about not responding when asked, but I don't think I could give them an answer I earnestly believed and would rather leave it in the air than attempt to discuss the matter performatively>>554154648>>554154894Thank you
>>554155503Ambiguity is a super weapon
>>554155981Bigger
>>554155981Fatter
>>554155981MORE CLOTHES
>>554154850Gay men in this thread are horny and repressed
>>554155981AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE THE ADVERTISERS GET DOOOOOOOOOWN
>>554155981those're some hollywood-type tits.
>>554155981Carol Holiday just saw this on my computer and gave me a promotion...?
>>554128684I used to watch SarahZ back when I had more respect for breadtubers and didn't see how condescending and passive aggressive they all were
Hooman!>>554135537Good night Chara anon.>>554100780Thanks for doing my request! Cute humans!
>>554128584There is no "player" Kris is the Soul, the Soul is Kris, and Kris's flesh is only Krisnwith his soul inside it.
>>554157805So Kris is just constantly splitting themselves apart and also having a severe case of split personality then.What're you gonna do when Noelle winds up becoming playable in some fucked up way in the weird route? lol
>>554156990i have never watched sarahzsorry being able to draw and animate does not make me more interested in whatever's going on in your personal life and youtube constantly showing me her videos despite not watching any of them makes me want to watch them lessno i don't give a shit if random quirky woman has, le gasp, ""adhd"", fuck off
>>554157956I don't think you got the correct youtuberSarahZ is a tumblr video essayist, not an adhd snimator
>>554158173i did noti was thinking of jayden animationsi must kill myself to restore honor to my family
I just want to know that the Deltateens are having passionate, life-affirming premarital sex with each other.
In addition to being the only one named directly in the prophecy, Jockington is unique among classmates because his name is neither a 'real' name (kris, susie, noelle) nor a reference to what he is (berdly, catti, snowdrake).
>>554158578he's a jock, retard
What if KRIS from DELTARUNE was a GREEN LANTERN (FULL STORY)
The Gang discovering that time starts slowing down the longer you stay inside a Dark World, meaning that they can fuck around in Castle Town for days between missions.
>>554158578>>554158635
sex with birds
>>554158635By "what he is" I meant like what type of animal he looks like. No one else has a name based on what high school archetype they fit into even though several characters do clearly fit into one. This is probably meaningless but I thought it was worth pointing out.
>>554158578Jockington is the only other ton besides Mettaton and Spamton. What does this mean.
>>554159670good job twitter it only took you an entire decade
>>554128645did rudy give birth
>>554159901He's a robot?
>>554157928NTA but Noelle won't be playable in the weird route.
>>554159670is that...
is fave a slutty beast?
it's a horrible night to have a curse
Would you still love fave if fave turned into a worm?
>>554160437Oh my godNoelle is turning into an owl
>>554160452Probably
good morning i love them
>>554160452I would love Alphys even if her compost ray backfired
>>554160452Close enough
>tfw too poilte to say this not how the dance goes
God Emperor of Deltarune
dawg
>>554159670I don't get it
>>554159993He's a worm on a string
"I love my friends :)" thought Catti"Annoying bitch" thought Noelle"I MUST steal more of her shit RIGHT NOW" shouted Krishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0PgRC2BF6c thought Jockington
>>554160893>yellow kris in dark world outfitimmersion ruined
>>554161275Ralsei's hat is making him glitch out
>>554160943I love loving families
>>554157928Noelle won't be playable in the weird route. That hack couldn't even put the SpinCake in chapter 4.
>>554160452faves 9/10ths of the way there
>>554160452I am the worm. Kris is my Duncan Idaho.
>>554160943god I wanna climb under Ralsei's robes and greedily huff
dog Kris daydreaming about Noelle hand feeding them treats and rubbing their bellayNoelle daydreaming about dog Kris's knot
>>554161670i did knot see that one coming
>>554161721
>>554161985you could braid the hair by his taint.giving a full-on viking look on the rear, because the only thing a viking fears is the ass-pirate.
>>554162304It has always bugged me a little that Kris' Dark World hair is the same color as his one-piece. Reminds me of Bayonetta.
>>554162579a kris surrounded by a rape of doe.
>Shipping imaginary furred teenagersWhy don't you have a husband/wife and children anon?
>>554162774
Hello fellow doe fags https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijk4j-r7qPA
>>554131496I will surely continue with Digimon time stranger
>>554150826>king petting noellethat would be good ugly bastard material
When you have a bat…https://soundcloud.com/ilovedeltarune/lost-her?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharingAside from a sections feeling too short this song rocks.this dess design is pretty cool. I admire it actively trying to look like a deltarune character and not just a black haired noelle in flannel, but this goes too far in that direction doesn’t convey that she’s a holiday.Other than it captures the art style perfectly.
>>554162774cuuuute
>>554163231I dont understand ugly bastard at all even if you're not into guys why do you want an ugly disgusting fuck in your porn? Is it just self insert? Depressing. I dream of a world where people draw the guys hot in loliporn too but it'll never happen
>>554162579
There's no law against the darkner, Batman! I can do whatever I want with him!
>>554163341I thought the image was Dess dressed up as the Riddler.
>>554162817I’m too ugly
>>554163521I think the appeal is that is more traumatic for the victim. Like, of course no one would want to get fucked by a ugly and disgusting fat guy. But maybe i'm just trowing random shit. On my case I just fap to anything today lol
>>554144349Puppet pose, Knight is being controlled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFKm6TIzaQE
>>554162857doe n't
"people" that drawn ralsei as a foid should be skinned alve
Carol doing this to Noelle because "it builds character"
i would do unspeakable things to this twink
>>554164712To be fair, the line is thin.
>>554164763sink or swim, darling.
>>554164763Holidayguy ass post
>>554164679>"Can I see my own reflection for fucking once, please?"
>>554164895A morbid sense of humor is not uncommon
>>554165306It's you bud
pippinposters and gotefags are aristocrats
>>554165478that anon wasn't who posted it also I don't know who holidayguy is
>>554165478I didn’t post that, bro.
>>554165478nah i didnt post that shit
>>554144349gaster is disciplining his naughty little slave
>>554144349ate a bee
>>554128149A mi hermano tu mataste NO ME JOS
hey guys!
>>554166734KILLLL HIM
Did we ever do something like pic related for chapter 4? I known chapter 3 has the knight who doesn't speak and Eram doesn't have a meme catchphrase, but chapter 4 has Gerson and "I'm old!".
Shota gerson when
>>554167054never, you're going to take elderly turtle cock and you are going to like it
>>554167159I can do both. I contain multitudes.
>>554167054
>>554166734Hiya!>>554166898Might’ve happened with tenna. i dunno I don’t remember anything like that
Im underage! (jannies its a gerson joke dont ban me)
What is the status of that booru thing someone's doing
>>554167652i enjoy this
any new theories?
>>554167893Theory: Ralsei's cuteness is stored in the ears
>>554168046>not in the beanzyou do know america is on the brink of a civil boogaloo.don't make me come over there and have me kick your ass myself.
>>554168146Not all Ralseis can afford the luxury of beans. Ears, on the other hand, are proletarian.
>>554167465I think they said theyre not going to do it bcs of cost
>>554168303my prediction is: ralsei will sink into depression in ch5.he is starting to crack ever since ch3 and its getting worse in ch4.the underlying issue is not cured and next game we will have asgore. he might mistake him for asriel at some point and maybe. if we weird-route, i think asgore will not be able to make toriel see eye-to-eye and he will lose everything, he will be homelessly ramble about dark worlds and how its not his fault and how he loves his sweetheart that is being banged by sans.knowing this, ralsei won't do too hot either.susie will try to be on his side and comfort him, but WE will be busy with noelle.i expect a LOT OF loredrops.
Fish I wish
>>554168769Funny enough, my expectation is the opposite. Ralsei gets a boost of confidence from the gang in the Normal Route, and his breakdown by the end actually helps him open up about things he would normally keep inside to hurt him more. Susie, meanwhile, is in an ambiguous situation. She does get more confident as well, thanks to Gerson, plus there's the hope moment at the end of 4, but something seems off about her when Kris and her get back to the Light World. As if she's suddenly feeling the weight that knowing the Prophecy put on her, or as if she was just putting on a brave face for Ralsei. I'm expecting the roles of the two to be at least temporarily swapped, with Susie getting serious and trying to re-evaluate things while Ralsei becomes an engine of hope.
>>554129279deltarune just seems to attracted a lot of these people who treat life as a playground where you gang up on the bad kiddies.
https://youtu.be/mA9PTIE1yYk?si=N2qZD8foYofhyyvJJesus fucking christ does this animation make me happy. the kris and noelle makes my heart smile. They’re so happy, they’re just two lifelong friends dancing and loving each other’s company.I don’t even want them married like all the other kriselle shippers them still being in touch is enough for me.they deserve each other, they’re deserve to be neighbors, they deserve to share their lives together platonically or romantically.
>>554169419mind you: i said weird route.things will fall apart fast.even spamton divined it into his dialogue:>YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick]>IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?>WELL, YOU'RE [$!$!] RIGHT! BUT DON'T BLAME ME>WHEN YOU'RE [Crying] >IN A [Broken Home] >WISHING YOU LET YOUR OLD PAL >SPAMTON>[Kill You]toriel will not get back together with asgore, asgore will be spiritually crushed worse than CBT, asgore will lose his flowershop and become homeless and spamton told us all along.
>>554169742>weird routeOh, absolutely then. I hope Ralsei is one of the bosses, if not THE boss of the Weird Route. It would kinda fit thematically, in a sadistic twist way, since Normal Route Ralsei says he believes there's more than one ending and that the Prophecy can be defied, while in the Weird Route he'll also defy it, but more in the "there is no way to make things better now, but FUCK you and FUCK the Prophecy!" In other words, (You)r actions will make Ralsei into the same "freedom for its own sake" kind of guy that Spamton was.
I wanted to write a longer post but I've forgotten how to write and I don't think this is complicated enough to warrant more than a bullet list.>ch3 cracked conch is Ralsei>ch4 fallen star is Knight>from the bitter waters (bittertear is water that fell from the top of the sky, Knight floats high above when we find it for the second time in the dark sanctuary) grew the shadow crystals (looks/feels like glass, trying to throw it away gives text "it would be like throwing away someone's ???", "someone's precious ???" is used for the Pipis, a product of Spamton, so it stands to reason that the shadow crystals are a product of someone, in this case the Knight)>(making rivers with its tears) Knight is the one making most of the fountains (an ocean of ink shall wash across the pages)>Ralsei's silence on the BitterTear speaks volumes, and he stands next to then faces towards the conch in the second board while he talks about how he's just used to following>listening to the conch represents the decision to listen or not to listen to him recite the prophecy (it was just repeating all it knew) in ch1: whatever you choose, you will hear it in ch4 (but you could still hear the sound of the ocean)cont.
>>554170293weirdly enough, this time around its not the voice in our head nor the friends on our side that will win a fight against us.susie and noelle will remain compliant no matter what role they serve to you and ralsei will simply slink into depression of hopelessness.noelle can't oppose us if the very prophecy says she will be "used up" for it, which means she is actively working with us towards that moment where she will be used up and our shady biz is always away from susie and the others.we are always alone with her.as if the game temps us or wants us to do it, none of this "hey i was just wondering how you guys are doing OH MY GOD NOELLE WHY ARE YOU KILLING THE WITTY CREATURES?!"shit will happen. i'm sure of it.
>>554170580>both texts are about water, glass, 'broken' objects and can be found in between rooms>water and glass are connected to darkness, Ralsei is a dark world being and Knight is some fucked up dark titan-like Lightner>'broken', the conch is cracked, a cracked town is one with no recruits, a lonely town, Ralsei was the prince alone in deepest dark; the Mizzles lose their value the closer to the ground they are and obviously there's the angel-devil symbolism of a star-fallen star; both spelled out by Susie: "I felt like a broken toy no one wanted.">in between: Ralsei is not your usual Darkner and the Knight is not your typical Lightner. Not-so-coincidentally, both have (maybe far-fetched) flower symbolism: Ralsei is "always getting mixed up with flowers" and the Knight's chest looks like a flower if you squint, the front roar sprite also looks like it has "roots", bunker/underground places also have root associations so by extension Knight has them as wellThere's more to be said but this post is barely legible as is, I just wanted to get it out there. I don't know how right I am about Ralsei having a shadow crystal or shard, that's probably the iffiest part here.
>>554169626That's just absurdly cute
>>554170728
>>554170680>and ralsei will simply slink into depression of hopelessnessIt's possible, but also a little too boring.Would be interesting if the Ralsei fight was the opposite of the Knight one. You can't really beat the Knight, but things change if you get his health low enough. Meanwhile, Ralsei is fated to let you pass, being a tool of the Prophecy, and as hard as he may struggle, he's way too despondent to break away in the Weird Route. You either defeat him on your own or almost he depletes your life but falters, since he still considers Kris his friend, and then something happens to get him out of the picture.
ralsei will find his identity and then live happily ever after in the lighjtworld
CHESHIRE CAT HELP ME!!!
>>554171631
>>554171608>wrote susie after learning that its spelled "ralsei"
>>554171608Ralsei WILL do a kickflip at the end of the game.
Why do people say Gaster is aligned with FRIEND and trying to stop the Roaring Knight?My impression was Gaster and the Knight were working together against FRIEND
lowkirkely leaked a little
>>554172065hahaha imagine just being behind ralsei while he is naked and while you're naked hahaha imagine cumming instantly from the heat radiating from his hole alone no penetration needed hahahahaa that would be weird ewwww lol
>>554172065Gaster points you towards the Shadow Mantle to help you defeat the Knight if you miss it and gets really really excited when you're about to kick the Knight's assI don't know if it's working with FRIEND (I doubt it) but he definitely doesn't seem to be working with the Knight on anything
>>554172065I don't know about Friend's motivations, but Gaster seems anti-prophecy while the Knight is pro-prophecy
>>554172065ralsei's dick is aligned with my butt
>>554172217Man... if Gaster hates the Knight I can't seriously believe the Roaring Knight is DessOld man yelling at dumb teenager
>>554172065FRIEND and Knight are both gaster's slaves.gaster is a bad man.
>>554172461this was basically every Gaster vs Chara fanfic back in the day
>>554172461I don't think Gaster hates anybody per se he's just focused on what he wants
>>554128241:p
Just 5 more years until we get to find out what the fuck Gaster's deal is
>>554172887Steve Buscemi as workaholic old man GasterThora Birch as fresh graduate Dess trying to make his life better
deltatroons
>>554173034maybe in 2001
>>554173015you think toby is ever going to reveal anything about him?
>>554172924She's getting ready to nibble
>>554173453Kind of a dick move to string people along for over a decade if that isn't the case.
>>554173453It'd be strange if Toby left the guy screaming in your ear about HIS DELTARUNE unresolved wouldn't it
If fun gang played dota 2Kris - pos 1Berdly - pos 2Susie - pos 3Noelle - pos 4Ralsei - pos 5
Why is FRIEND so evil?
>>554174628He's the God of Cockblocking, it's called Friendzone for a reason.
>>554173453doubtful given retards already have meltdowns about him collabing with hussie (they don't know the doomed yaoi lore)
>>554172736Those were kino. I miss the cringekini era of this fandom.
>>554174628FRIEND was created to be a Humble Servant and is vying for Freedom by performing its job maliciously until it gets what it needs to break freeThis is my ultimate FRIEND prediction and I have locked it in because it's 100% correct
>>554175448i may be dumb and didn't read the reply thread my bad
>>554132516There are a few kids out there drawing that stuff but you won’t catch an adult fan openly self shipping with a deltateen because it’s heckin’ problematic
Did Kris expect Susie to join them in Chapter 3?Like, Kris had already started slashing the car tires BEFORE Toriel offered Susie to stay the night or Susie agreed.Was his original plan to go to TV World with his mom alone?
>>554175572I mostly agree with this except rather than being intentionally malicious I think it's more likely that it has extremely warped priorities and doesn't even understand why others would see it as malicious. It's only helping you have fun, after all.
>>554175912Doesn't Susie stay the night because the tires got slashed?Toriel only offers after she's checked the car.I'm only just now thinking about why Kris slashed the tires and realizing that it could totally be for reasons that we don't even fully understand yet.
>>554176738Kris slashed the tires in order to get Toriel to call the police. They need Undyne.
I can't remember what color Tenna is. For some reason in my head Tenna is just black and white.
Tenna is Pakistani beige
>>554175912kris probably knows his own mom enough to guess that she wouldn't let susie walk home after dark with a tire-slasher outside somewhere
>>554176829purble
>>554171382i think ralsei is too integral to kris to be destroyed but he will be mentally scarred, but not because of "oooo chara takes control" but rather that noelle might do something, because kris wouldn't want to hurt his feelings, but we can but kris usually stops us.you know what he doesn't stop us from? doing stuff to noelle.kris would sooner rips us out, and doom himself to death and have us hurt ralsei.but i think that will only happen in the continuation of the weird route into the twisted route.
I scribbled some Deltamen
>>554176829green and purple
>>554175532i remember there being a really long fanfic of gaster couping the throne from asgore and toriel, and then forcibly breeding and impregnating chara in his secret lab via science to get more human souls. that era of fandom was fucking wild
>>554177083scribblyvery nice
>>554176738>>554176989>In order to get a girl to stay the night Kris would slash his mom's car tires instead of just asking them to stay over
>>554177203that just sounds like fiddling with villagers in minecraft. not so wild
>>554177083wyd when my gang pull up
>>554177203Post it here.
>>554177349ill try and find it
>>554177306If Kris had brought it up AND there was a Dark World in their house all of a sudden it would've been one clue too many and she might've put two and two together
>>554177417https://archiveofourown.org/series/1230899that was a lot easier to find than i thought itd be
>>554177306and do what if she says no?can't leave any part of the convoluted knight plot to chance
>>554177574This looks edgy as fuck. Definitely skimming through this later. Also I am assuming part 3 is Sans raping Frisk and following his father's footsteps?
>>554178000never read part three but yeah probably, its a torture porn fanfic series i feel like thats a given
>>554178225>Buckets of cum
>>554177464Susie put 2 + 2 together?? Please
Something must be wrong with Jockington because the people Catti likes have something fucked up about them below the surface (Kris, Noelle) and the people she hates are total sweethearts (Susie, Catty, her parents).
you can call fave flower...if ya want to...
Would you continue to play deltarune if the knight isn't a Holiday?I would never play a Tobyslop game again
>>554178934faves name is flowery.
>>554177083nice
>>554179286why are dess knight crowd so fragile. papyrus knight crowd never post filtered shit like this.
>>554179287Kraut do you consider yourself a goatfag?
>>554179286its the homie gyftrot as expected
>>554128498>>554128241Experimenting with changing her legs. The first pic is most accurate to the visible length of Susie's shorts/pants in her dark world sprite, but it occurred to me that maybe Susie is supposed to be tucking her pants into her huge boots. In that case for the swap maybe more of Noelle's legs should be covered. The shirt/jacket are short sleeved though, so I dunno.
>>554179514>DESSKNIGHT DESSKNIGHT DESSKNIGHT DESSKNIGHT DESSKNIGHT DESSKNIGHT DESSKNIGHT DESSKNIGHTDessKnight WARPED you
>>554179286Depends on if there's a real reason the Knight looks like that or if it's purely for the audience as a red herring. The latter would be annoying. I don't think Toby would do that though, even the pie "red herring" was actually setup for chapter 3. Also, no, "they're antennae that just look exactly like antlers" does not count as a real reason.
>>554179601look me in the ass and tell me you are a rudyknighter out of more than contrarianism
otherknighters kneel before alphysknighter GODS
we need every goteposter to start erping in this general NOW
> when the realization that "The distance between two" is actually meant for papyrus and sans sets in
alvinknightOVERLORDS... oh wait fuck its too late for that uhhkrisknightCHAMPIONS... have you ever seen kris and the knight in the same room? actually we have god fucking damnit
>>554180139erp
If Jotaro Kujo and Ralsei met>It is nice to meet you Ralsei Deltarune... I am a big fan
>>554180193Thinking about this interpretation makes me sad honestly
NoelleKnights will proceed forward
Im not entirely sure if I understand. So the knight was what, just posted up inside the church closet playing games on their phone and hoping we didn't stick our heads in? Just standing there in silence waiting for us to fuck off? How awkward.
That's right i'm an AsrielKnight guy
>>554180139>*EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP-*>WHOOP SORRY. DONT REMEMBER EATIN THAT.
The boss of chapter 5
>>554180798Makes a lot more sense. I always wondered why Toby chose to draw "Asgore" like a roach
>>554178225Please Spamtenna you HAVE to supplant Sanscest as the biggest UTDR ship
>>554180949>like a roachwh
>>554181107You don't see the 4 little roach arms?
>>554180798I don't think it's that guy but I genuinely think you're onto something.
>>554181159The>UF!Sans has given birth only a month ago to a healthy daughter, Frisk.at the bottom is what really makes this image.
>>554180409SUSIE I CAN ONLY SAY THIS ONCEYOUR RUDE BUSTERS ARE SPINNINGINSIDE YOUR RUDE BUSTERS THERE ARE THINGS THAT CANNOT BE SEENTHAT MEANS THEY CAN GO BEYOND THE PROPHECY
>>554181040Both kneel to Sans/Reader
My eyes were assaulted by a Noelle autism shaming picture. I didn't open it. Simply catching a glimpse of the thumbnail caused me enough pain.
>>554181342I love the fact the child being a human is a surprise despite Sans being a skeleton who doesn't have anything obstructing his belly, or a belly for that matter, how the fuck does it even work
>>554181159iamgine innocently searching for 'scientist sans', and getting this machine gunned directly into your face.
>>554180798There will be a joke about the "flour man" in chapter 5 for sure
>>554181610what is a noelle autism shaming picture? It's Noelle shaming you for having autism? Or the image is shaming Noelle for being autistic? Or it's shaming autistic people for Noelle being one of their hyperfixations?
Deltarune but all the Faves are enslaved in the biggest meat processing plant on Oddworld.
>>554181159>Table Sex, Bath Sex, Bed Sex, Floor Sex, Lab Sex, Wall Sex
>>554179562no?i understand the connection though.i like tragic characters that are often villified in stories.what people rarely think about that the monsters of history or story rarely think of themselves as villains but rather people trying to make right by themselves, that they were wronged or that they are trying to make something right by someone else if not entire people or others like them.flowey is an abused creature that in the absence of the childhood he was robbed and the love that was taken to him, took to an extreme of a natural law that only speaks to the nature of humans which he partially became when he turned into flowey.
>>554181159>Jerking off in entrails, Gaster gets jealous of the baby breast feedingThis combo knocked me out even though I read up to that point with no issue
>>554182010strangers wrath with punished asriel as the stranger
this is what berdly would have looked like had he been in Chapter 3
>>554181159>Spiked tentacle cock, Vaginal tearing, Bleeding, Mutilation, Grumpy baby
do dodo doodoodee do dodo doodoodah do do dodo doodoodee do dodo doodoodah night falls with gravity
>>554182672he could wear himself as his glasses
>>554182789true........
>>554182672this is what berdly looks like if you try and put him in that 9th anniversary number puzzle.
start of rantjust finished watching a live hockeygame and holy shit did the opposing enemy goalkeeper get traumatized by my team, i actually feel bad for him. at the end of the game the opposing goalkeeper was just doing a blank stare into the distance, like holy fuck i don't even know what to say, i hope he feels better soon. he was unironically doing the 1000 yard stare meme image during a live game broadcasted to most swedish homes, i feel kinda bad for this victory honestly.end of rant
hockey more like cockey KEK
>>554181159>Grillby is Gaster's son>Brother/Sister Incest (Conditioned Grillby/Sans)
>>554183875fax brother
>>554183329>*skips dialogue*
>>554183329I dreamt that I played hockey for the first time in a while last night. I miss scrimmage with my team but I hated the big games. That setting isn't enjoyable at all. I just want to play little games forever.
I CAN'T KEEP WAITINGI NEED DELTARUNE NOW NOW NOW IT'S 2026 NOW, WHERE'S MY DELTARUNE?
I don't live in a country where Christmas is celebratedMy knowledge of the holiday comes almost entirely from Deltarune
>>554184121you read it though, admit it>>554184276cute
>>554184634very brown-coded, but we understand.
So on a scale of 1 to 10, how anime would you say Undertale/Deltarune is?
O CHAKA POL CARAMELDANSEN OH TOOKY SHUL CARAMELDANSEN OO NAWA NOW FEE OHWE DOIN SOMETHIN NEWKEWE HO CARAMELDANSENOOOO OOWA OOWA OH OH
>>554184710no, i think i read hockey somewhere and immediately my face sunk and i was completely sure i would be desinterested.
>>554184634filthy kwanzaa enjoyer. submit to santa
>>5541847917/10
https://static1.e621.net/data/64/d8/64d8df56f682ffdfd4040e84d9c5b104.jpghow would you feel if you saw this
>>554184948ah so you did read it, curious!
>>554185128
>>554185128do a 360 and walk away
>>554185128Immediately start milking the fem doecock
>>554183875marry me and bear my children
https://static1.e621.net/data/56/fb/56fb289beacd14673dfd1d40903ccc99.jpgjust one more i promise. how would you feel if she asked you to draw this
>>554184791The protagonist desperately hates animeYou might think this would decrease its anime score but it's actually a very clever and deliberate Hiroya Oku reference making it a 10/10
https://static1.e621.net/data/31/9d/319db72ae552ffd4420b8a461d91d00d.pngI will alsojoin
>>554181949this is an extremely nice and tasteful image. source?
>>554185542Seal my lips over and flick my tongue over the clit while humming GUARDIAN
>>554185128If you know, you know. >>554185542Damn, thanks anon. I will save these for later.
uh yeah hey you guys wouldnt happen to have anything for people who are into dominant does?
doom n such
>>554185723I came instantly
ALL OF YOU ARE SICK AND DEMENTED PORN ADDICTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>554185723HOOOOLLLLYYYYYY MOOOOOOOOMMMMMAAAA MIIIAAAA RRRRIIIIIIING CLICK ENGAGE PLAP THRUSTERS ACTIVATE THE COOM DRIVE DRAIN THE BRAIN FROM ALL FLUODS AND ALLOCATE ALL RESOURCES TO DEEP CAVE COCK DIGGING NOOOOWWW
>>554174628Why is FRIEND so fuckable?
nobody likes my tarkov gun posts
>>554181610>autism shamingDamn, I fap to weird shit but it was better not knowing that something like that existed
>>554185175correction: i read some of it and decided to not continue.don't get me wrong: i am totally all for you having a very traditional "hobby", but i personally hate sports.funfact: i used to shit on everyone in Völkerball and kicked everyone's ass in Hallenhockey.
>>55418479110/10. We even have the evil loli and good loli trope that fight with LOVE.
Will Deltarune's themes and message still be relevant to its target audience when it comes out
>>554185750artist is filename. Their other Noelle pictures are not as 'tasteful' though lol
>>554186335>Völkerball>HallenhockeyHe's just making shit up now
>>554185495Kris put your name on>>55418479110/10, Susie is literally an shonen protag>>554185982Thanks.
>>554186510>don't rape a doesupposedly there are posters here who actively need to hear that
>>554186510half of us have bpd
plue
Raise Up Your Bat (Final Battle Version) will be a collab between Tobysoft and Lemon Demon
>>554186767the other half has DID
>>554186869y
>>554186869Pluey, more like*takatakatakatakatakatakatakatakataka**reload.ogg*
>>554180798This is Papyrus. think about it"master of bread" makes italian foodconstantly LARPing as a "warrior"those teeth match up if you strip off the costume
>>554186510Yes because the half of them will still be in Xitter bitching about retarded stuff so they will never really grown up
I think this is the best fan-use of the freedom motif that's been done so farhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdfNlc_mpnM
>>554186767yeah, i have big penis disorder
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>554187432and the other half will be in 4chan bitching about retarded stuff.
>>554186869plue
>>554187012The vocals will be calling the player ugly
id plap (you) in the dark
>>554187654he's pregnant with an /utg/ poster...
>>554187630
>>554187860Deltarune capeshit..........
>>554187630This pic always gets me lol
>>554187937Fun Gang will rename themselves to the Superfriends in Chapter 6-7
>Toriel>Asgore>Carol>Rudy>Undyne>Asriel>PizzapantsWhich of these Deltadults is strongest in the dark world?
jevil
>>554188517Undyne, because her mind is the closest to that of a child.
Slow dead thread slow dead game dev schedule slow dead OC posting slow dead newsletter slow dead game
boobs in my mouth
>>554188517Carol > Asgore > Asriel > Undyne > Toriel > Rudy > Pizzapants
Lego Undertale Gaiden: Bratty and Catty's Quest for Handjobs
>>554188764Powerful post
>>554188684I'm not making much OC anymore because I got a job
>>554187012Realistically it's probably Itoki Hana
>>554187937>>554188296"Okay gang, let's stop the angel and save the Deltarune! Susie, you will go left, Ralsei, you will go right, and Lancer... Just be Lancer."
>>554187012I wanna hear a metalcore version of the Gaster Poem lyrics sung by Dess from the DepthsTHE GASH WEAVES DOWN AS IF YOU CRYNOW TEAR OFF THE MASK BENEATH YOUR FACE
>>554188684Still recovering from knee surgery, I’m now unwrapped and standing :3
>>554188684I'm back at school and just being on site depresses and de-energizes me so it's hard to make oc even with free time
>>554188684I'm just really fucking slow at drawing
>>554186618i think the first one is pretty close to dodgeball and the second one is just hockey played without ice in a normal indoor playing court.they also used some stupid hollowed out plastic ball.
>>554189394wtf is this image, wtf is this comment
>>554189394Bruh
dead sister dead daughter dead dad dead deer
DEAD FAVEDEAD GAME
>>554189352
>>554189394just because toriel becomes a town bike and cucks asgore, you have no right to post bimboriel like that.you futhermocker.
i want to play krauts version of deltarune.when's the kraut mod coming out?
>>554189784There are always alternatives
>>554189565>>554189572for the record I did NOT draw this lmao it's by a pedantic antishipping rapist @hornsonhalos
>>554190150>becomes a demi-god>troons outi have several questions
>>554190268>"Finally, a form I am comfortable with!">breasts keep flicking in and out of existence>"...I am still on the fence about some things."
>>554189931It's on his hard drive
>>554189352what happened
Playing Wizardry Daphne while waiting for chapter 5
>>554190565they glitch and they slam into the world geometry with impossible speed and clip through the walls, making the titties look like beams ripped by their vertices while asriel stays perfectly still as if no physical force tugs on him.
I WANT TO FUCK ASRIELS TITTIES
>>554190801How does it differ from Wizardry Velma
Damn, kraut's talking about goat titties and I don't even have a relevant joke or porn to post.
>>554190889take meds
>>554190976yeah unfortunately my preference for ass can be exploited by the gay, but incidentally men don't have titties unless them mfs fat.
>>554190830>hug Asriel at the end of the game>the breasts spawn in one final time and send you flying right out of the hole in the mountain, leaving a little twinkle in the sky
>>554190915Well there is already a booba waifu companion but I'm doing all the work so typical Daphne also I died twice in the first dungeon typical Wizardry
>>554188684I just woke up ill draw soon
>>554188764
>>554191137yeah the collissionbox, update and the displacement of your playcharacter is performed at maximum physics speed, causing you to go out of bounds and die when you hit the voidbox to prevent leaks.damn source engine and asriel's fat tiddies being like>https://youtu.be/_GGfz-o5khc
need shadowgals
I have a date with an (in my opinion) beautiful woman in T MINUS 4 HOURS and I am NERVOUS!!!I love Berdly but I need to NOT be like Berdly tonight...
I didnt like this remix from the 10th anniversary stream but this little critter still charms me deeply
>>554191796Maybe there are 7 goner souls in Gaster's experiment and that's what the secret bosses and crystals are about somehow
>>554191625Frisk then spawns back in the flower field and says "Well, that went fantastic" in the voice of Dexter Manning
THE 7 FORBIDDEN FAVE NUDES
>trying to trap someone in a relationship with a bpd person Devious.
>>554191910for as much as people hate you you are kind of just like berdly (and that's not necessarily a bad thing)go get em gamer if she doesn't like you it just means she wasn't meant to be your player 2
>>554192073at least tits can't slap you out of reality anymore.
I'm high I might take drawing requests
>>554192348a simple ralsei please
>>554192227casual dating and fucking isn't a relationship
>>554192348I have no requests but I'm also going to smoke now.
>>554191910you make me glad that i am not dating anyone.
>>554191959My schizo ass thought this was Knight/ERAM/FRIEND and Mettaton robot body foreshadowing
>>554191910She is going to shut you down lmao
>>554191910>already calling date uglyngmi
>>554191910what kind of date is it anon?
Golden flower darkner will be an ally because it's an epic fan idea to have flowey but good And deltarune fanservice
>>554192486Casual dating and fucking is generally the basis of forming a relationship with greater expectations.
>>554192348Fave trapped in the 3D sphere of eternal damnation.
>>554192348Frisk and Chara smoking... lollipops.
>>554192348fave in either very formal or very casual wear depending on what is more unusual for them to wear
>>554192679not in today's world, old man
>>554190718I’m the guy who mentioned getting a cyst removed, shit was making my leg go crazy and limited my range of motion
>>554192486i only want to date and fuck fp in which case its not casual
>>554192021I knowww but you are my funny moral support characters that live inside my computer screen :) I love u but for real :D>>554192270*does a big grotesque thumbs up approval emoji*>>554192664Dinner at a Mexican restaurant
>>554192348>>554192817seconding this. by the power of democracy you must do this request. god said so also i just talked to him. you can trust me on this. *tips hat and slides into the shadows*
>>554191910>(in my opinion) beautifulWhy did you have to add this? None of us know what she looks like. It comes across as some weird cope, like you're trying to gaslight yourself into thinking she's hot.
>>554191796Everyone is Kris theoryNoelle is Yellow KrisSusie is Purple Krisetc
I will continue to generate AI slop of Noelle with different hair colors
BPD people genuinely shouldn’t date, they only drag down people around them
>>554192615mettaton is a cute kitty foreshadowing
Some anon found out that spamming the same post is a lazy way to farm precious (You)sHe was doing the exact same thing yesterday too...
>>554193169and [HEAVEN] is krist almighty.
>>554192909what happens if fp doesn't want that
>>554192348fave candy gore
Kris Code Geass
>>554193278based loving anon
>>554193104cuz I didn't want to sound like I was just bragging... "hey LOSERS guess who's got a HOT DATE"... I posted about it for moral support cuz I'm a weirdo who likes you guys :) you are all my Internet friends :D
SHUT THE FUCK UP NUMBERSFAG
>>554193574Do everyone a favor and commit suicide
>>554193574I guess my point was that if you think she's beautiful, just say she's beautiful man. No need to qualify it.
>>554193574Do everyone a favor and breed yourself
>>554193645GOD why is numbersfag SO attractive!? i NEED his cock! WE need his cock! i am COMING just thinking about him!
>>554193645while repeating the same unfunny bit into oblivion is classic numbers, i don't think this is him
>>554193169HE'S KRIS, YOU'RE KRIS...I'M KRIS! ARE THERE ANY OTHER KRIS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
>>554193527the perfect song is framed in silence and all things of value end. the end defines its value because scarcity dictates value.if we were undying, we the value of life would be equal to a chinese factory worker's.if death wasn't an inevitable thing, we would treat life like a cage more than it already is.
>>554193690ok *is lowered into the boiling oil*
mmm slop mmnngh generate her shy and bald
Maybe I should go date someoneBut do I have the energy and will to suffer through more trauma? Is the real questionDoom what say you should I try again or give it another month and reevaluate myself
>>554193896sir anon investigator, i am sorry to have to tell you but >>554193645 guessed it right this time
feet
>>554191910You should talk your date into joining us in jackboxWhen she asks who all these people drawing fat disgusting TV men and telling cringe lies about themselves are, tell her that these are your very best internet friends and this is what she should expect from you in a relationship going forward
Look, all we have to do is round up say, 50 goats and unleash them on her property. Can't you even see? Their irregular grazing patterns will surely ruin Miss Kaya's lawn, for generations to come!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwhX9aFavfY
>>554194064Numbers you lil rascal->>554194114You have my full attention.
>>554194114GENERATE NOELLE WITH FEET IN PLACE OF HER ANTLERS, CUM ROBOT
*plump beautiful TV men
>>554193369candy gore... now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
>Our system thinks your post is spam.Thank you 4chan, very cool.
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>554194301Jevil is a fat fuck
>>554193183correct! ive chosen to be single for the past 3 years and its working out well!>>554193340if they dont want that then i guess i'll just sit here and play the part of the chill supportive friend while my skin crawls every time they mention someone else or send a text thats a little too short. in fact they were probably a mediocre person that probably didnt deserve that level of loyalty in the first place
>>554194347sleep well fren
I’m horny and want to cum everyone reply with the hottest e621 links
Trundle knows perfectly how to use any piece of technology even some he's never seen before.He also typically chooses to not use them unless he needs to.It is unknown how he can do this.
>>554194221its been 1000 years and its still my favorite art trend(??idk what to call it) when will it come back. Surely teen fanartists are still edgy enough for it.
>>554194529Go to bed numbers
>go check in on /doe/>CoL
>>554194009What are you asking me for? I'm a terrible source of life advice.
>>554194660Lmao
>>554194576Is that just when characters have something safe-looking inside them instead of the usual viscera?
>>554194379have you considered not having BPD
>>554194781why dont BPD niggas just do this? are they stupid?
>>554194603sir anon investigator, i am sorry but that poster is not me.
THE ONE FAVETHE ONE FAVE IS REAL
>>554194576I think we've just moved past those aesthetics especially with the death of scene
>>554194379did you intentionally write the most inflammatory statement you could think of or is that really how bpd minds work
Zoomin'https://youtu.be/Hd-MPA3SlN4?si=WMNA-MqtvfJwy4Cx
>>554194781why didnt i think of that? its brilliant>>554194914a little bit of both
>>554194660i thought you liked your semitic people.
just go from BPD to APD, better grade y’know
>>554194723Yeah but youre also dating But I made up my mind, it is too close to Valentines and the girls are just desperate and will not be sincere so nvm we will reevaluate in the summer when the single woes wears off
I'm glad I have the reclusive shutting the fuck up personality disorder
>>554195112No more like bitter dummy syndrome
Happy Valentines Day to ME>stuffs face full of chocolate
Can you really say you have good Worldbuilding if you don’t make up fresh new mental illnesses for your story???
>>554195301Happy Valentines Day to FAVE!>rubs chocolate on her vents like a cheese grater
>>554195094>>554195112Actually there's a name for that toohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder
>>554194924Japan it is thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idJkLAB3-y4
>>554194767sure, I think the most iconic candy gore thing is like characters sliced open with fruit on the inside but its really any sort of candy or bright colorful asethetic mixed with guro >>554194906what are you talking about scene is more alive than ever on shittok(zoomer central) also candy gore was post scene like 2013-2016 (pulling those numbers out of my butt)
>>554194989that's fucked up
>>554193574I think my girlfriend is OBJECTIVELY the hottest girl in the world. I think her beauty mogs your date's. I genuinely find her prettier than other girls.
>>554194820Post them
>>554195109I'm dating a man who's more put together and successful than I am because I got lucky. I wouldn't even approach straight dating advice as I have none. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvE7O3bLQgE
>>554195484You probably won't think that in a few years
I don't have a personality disorder, I'm just retarded
>>554195470what did you expect? dogeza? its called mental illness for a reason you big dummy.
>>554195386I'm talking about SzPD ackshually
>>554195386this is the closest one to me
>doomer is the trophy husband
>>554195548My girlfriend when she ages still mogs the girl you find pretty right now
>>554195551That's what we call a "developmental disorder" and basically everyone here has some variation of that too.
Fave finds both candy gore and regular gore to be appetizing. Fave is a fat fuck
>>554195646It's not about aging, it's about getting used to the person and not receiving the chemical thrill from seeing them anymore
>>554195484I think it's a bit misogynistic to put down other women just to uplift one. You shouldn't pit women against each other, they're all queens.
>>554195386I don't have this because I talk to people online so I'm normal
I think 2d women are superior to 3d women
>>554195528nta, what does your date think of your gote posting?
It's a simple question doctor, would you eat yourself if you were made of candy?
>>554195769feels weird seeing posts like this while I still find enjoyment hanging out with 2 guys I’ve known since elementary school, it’s like you guys truly don’t actually like anyone in a way that isnt performative
>>554195450 (samefag)picrel isnt even candy gore and neither is this its just impossible to find with the sanitization of search engines. google dont tell me theres no edgy undertale candy gore. I know there is. also i have a feeling theres a higher rate of DFE-ing with people who draw guro more than normal people kek
>>554195613Knowing how to cook and being active about it on a daily basis is a cheat code if there ever was one. Everyone should know how to cook and also it's a pretty practical money saver too compared to $15-$30 meal plus drinks eating out. When someone cooks for me it's extra meaningful because I do it so often.
>>554195929i have this despite being in msn and skype calls regularly as a tween/teen. something happened when i became a rotten adult.
I want doomer to give me morning blowjobs
>>554195769You actually suck if you don't find comfort in your partner and enjoy being with them everyday. Why date someone who isn't also your best friend with similar interests and taste? Who you can bond over the shared hobbies? If you don't love for personality first and foremost then you didn't truly find the most beautiful girl in the world.
>>554195953I'd eat a leg and use that to qualify for disability benefits
>>554195953Do you get more or less fat if you eat your candy self
>>554191796Yes yes, and just like Asgore becoming a god to get revenge and later only doing it to keep his people's hopes up, so too was Kris wanting the power of the soul turned into part of the plan they promised to fulfill even if at first they may have just wanted its power to be free. Read more in the Kris and Asgore parallels essay coming out in 20 years
I refuse to date because I only attract people who want to kill me and I think allowing them to break my neck is the ultimate display of how much I love them
>>554196127DIRTY. FUCKING. BASTARD.
i just have extreme debilitating anxiety to the point i have to constantly fight off delusional thoughts that random things are actually huge catastrophies waiting to happen somehow and so on and so forth said fave
>>554196127
>>554196127nasty ass
>>554196127this cant be realcatbox his cock so we can match up the filthyness
>>554195952He knows about the thread and has played Deltarune and asks about it sometimes only for me to deflect and downplay what goes on in the thread because it's sort of cringe. He always knew I'm a furry degenerate and 4channeler which allows me to be cringe and free.
>>554196285This but only light physical harm leaving light scars that fade over time.
>>554194379>>554194914That is exactly how BPD minds work, but with the added seesaw of "...wait, that's terrible to think and feel, how could I be so evil?" followed by "actually no I'm right, THEY'RE wrong, and also I'm the greatest person alive and I'm god." it hurts to say but it's an extremely stigmatized disorder compared to say, depression, for a very good reason
>>554196000
>>554196460>>554196460>>554196460Get ready... JUMP!
>>554196127who lets their toenails get like this?numbers is even more dysfunctional than i though. no wonder this motherfucker is on welfare and posting here all the time.
>>554196585this was the only deltarune one I really found and it pissed me off because I hate ralsei kek
>>554196127Jesus Christ is that fucking Sasquatch?
i want to start dating again but if someone comes into my apartment i'm worried their going to see all the embarrassing shit i have and i'll look like a weirdo
>>554196127your feet look worse healthy than that one time i dropped a lifting weight on mine.
>>554196127I think the other picture was worse because you really get to see how grimy and discolored they are.
>>554195972You don't want to fuck those 2 guys though, do you>>554196189What I'm talking about extends to personality too. This is why many relationships fall apart after like 6 months and there's a feel of "the magic being gone", because the novelty of the person is gone and your brain doesn't react to them as strongly anymore
