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post yfw at botters
They won't do shit hehe...
>>554515316I was about to implement this yesterday day lolOk yeah no
Mambo
Please ban me CygamesIm too stressed out playing this shit game
heh, nothing personnel toreina
Imagine 'playing' the game in constant fear of your account could just go poof instantly the next day
Shan’t go back to 30FPS.Shan’t go back to manual parent runs.Cygames will not ban me.It’s that simple.
Nothing ever happens.
>>554517556Will Mambo survive next month with all the vacancies they're gonna get?
>>554517649
I literally can't play without h*****i, if they ban me for not wanting to play a piece of shit 30fps relic from the 2000s then so be it
If they ban you for fucking with poker bots why wouldnt they ban you for fucking with horseracing bots
OH NO NO NO NO NOBOTTING?EXTERNAL TOOLS?HAHAHAHAH BOTNIGGER GENOCIDEAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHA!!!!!!!!!OH NO NO NO!!TICKTOCK BOTTERS
>>554517754Based Mambots who doesnt give a fuck
>>554517742What's Rice's beef with Curren?
Didn't anons reported sweepy github links before and they get taken down swiftly? Was that cygays or github admins
>>554517742Rice would NEVER say this.
did they preadd tama's lobby chats like they do before an uma's banner or was that micro update for something else
>>554517837takedown was from github
>>554517517I don't blame Hakurakudev. I blame all the faggots that containment break and shared and put a BGM on that clip for the clicks.
>>554517835onii-sama vs onii-chan territorial dispute
>>554517835>>554517742Rice meant to say curry but it came out currenlol beef curry
>>554517837GitHub took it down.I still have a private fork that I’m maintaining though, and they appear to be leaving it alone.
I will never get the opportunity to be King Halo's footstool in this lifetime but there's always hope in the next life
Well, /uma/. What did we learn?
>>554388321Coincidence or cygames intern amogus
holy shit bros I'm actually shaken by the news fuck fuck fuck fuckI just realized that if I got banned I'd probably kill myself holy shit I fucking love uma so much it's the only one I have right nowfuck why did I even try botting in the first place holy shit I feel like killing myself now I don't think I can live without teio yapping on my homescreen
>>554517517>Suzuka on her way to obliterate Eden
>>554517635
>>554517874Read the changelog oguribro, it says they are adding a system to detect 3rd party software.
>>554518015nice try teiobuhiposter i see you
I want to joke being scared of the announcement in my club chat but there's a huge chance they'll take me seriously and kick me for it since I'm a high earner
Am I the only one that don't bot?
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUFCK FUCK FUCK
>>554518015ngl i'd kill myself too if I lose my account that's why I never try botting
Sweepy gonna agemasen my account
>>554518064i know who you are
nothing will happennothing ever happens
It's OVER>it's OVERIt's OVER>it's OVERIt's OVER>it's OVER
I want to fucking dieMy stomach hurts
>>554517850
BROS
>>554518084IT'S HAPPENING
>mambo (the most pure sovlful /uma/ club there is) jumps to top 100 after bot clean up is over
https://youtu.be/r0YKDFq_4Uc
>>554518017>>554518017https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bbvVYfAwDokYeah it's definitely because of this video. I've seen it on other SNS as well like in X and Instagram
>got goaded by my danchou into using bots while he just sits there not even using oneI'm such a dumb fuck
>>554518084>>554518213This is a coordinated 'cord raid... R-right?
>>554518249lol >>554517754 see you chuds in B+
>long AFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
all you had to do was CLICK THE FUCKING BUBBLES
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!?!?!
Status?
>>554518274As long as the botters get fucked I'm happy
>>554518274This bot threat is fucking nothing thenThanks for clarifying
>>554518274it's always the chinese
>>554518310It's a brick anyway, the wit is too low and you don't need that much stam for 2500m. You can't even get the extra spd bonus from 600 guts with great mood.
CAM ON [ Top Earners ]
>>554518397TotalBotterDeath
>stage 3: denial
>>554518486>the wit is too lowgirls are cuter when they're retarded
>>554518307Yes yes mambopocalypse any day now I’m sure
Anyone from Eden here? Serious question, are you guys worried?
>>554518397Unbanned. Unbothered. Automating my parent runs as we speak.
I don't bot but the news scares me tooGlad I can still meet my Uma for another day
So why is it that Cafe as an end closer is considered very good but Rudolf as an end closer isn't talked about much?They both have the same End aptitude, is it just that Cafe has a mid game speed unique and Rudolf 's is late game speed? Is that the difference that makes Cafe a more desirable end closer over Rudolf?
>>554518274Is it REALLY because of that video? You nail one guy for fucking with the game, there's no widespread motivation to openly demonstrate cheating like thisbotting gives some grey zone and plausible deniability
>>554518556
DUDE there's no fucking way
>>554518602>Rudolf as an end closer isn't talked about much?Because everyone already knows that End Rudolf is very good, therefore there's zero discussions about it.
>>554518274isn't this just a hacked replay
>>554518581Clean up your lobby!
>>554518657If you write a strongly worded apology they might lift the ban
>>554518617It has spread widely so even if it's not the main cause, it's one of the cause why they most likely started to look into it. You can only do that if you mess with the ingame files and used third party tools.>and the use of external tools or other unofficial modifications, which are all strictly prohibited by the Terms of Use.
>>554518687Yes but it blew up and is against ToS in general. The average person reporting that wouldn’t even know it was a hacked replay and would just assume it’s straight up cheating
FAFO FAFO FAFO
>>554518731@umagrok write me a strongly worded apology in both EN and JP
My bro (wife)...
Danchou I'm getting burned outI'm gonna slow down my fan output starting today okay?
hehe...
>>554518687>>554518754>>554518732>>554518617This is just simply a Japanese empty threat, repeating guildelines, nothing will happen.
>>554518657that's a terrible fucking edit, it's not even centered you moron
>>554518659Is that so? I don't see her name come up often when it comes to teams to run.It's always Taishin, Cafe and Golshi.
I for one am glad that botters will be banned, especially the sweepy poster. I've always hated his attention seeking posts.
>>554518856Well yes they did the same in JP with the same warning/announcement. It’s meant to scare off people without them actually needing to do anything (besides them banning some users who used it 24/7 like retards)
>>554518486How much wit do you guys have on your pace/late/end aces? Obviously not counting Oguri. Post stats/decks too please.
>there are some people here who wont see their umas anymore
My trainee practicing alone in the rain
I'm not gonna say names but my danchou convinced everyone to bot after he invited the whole club to Japan to watch the Arima Kinen I don't want to get banned bros
Sooo do they still sell Kitasan accounts for $5
>botters coping
>>554518915Ive been recommending between 600 and 800 wit
Nothing ever happens
i must confess, i have a tool that lets me always know which riko option is good
Would be funny if someone gave cygames hq the good ol kyoani treatment.Imagine betraying your playerbase like this.
>>554518913If they were seriously against botting they would openly ban people and post a ban list like old times. This is fucking nothing.
at least die with dignity, faggots
>>5545187981/3Subject: Sincere Apology and Appeal Regarding Account Suspension for Bot UsageDear Cygames Support Team,I am writing to express my profound shame, regret, and unconditional apology for my inexcusable actions that led to my account being banned for bot usage.I fully admit that I violated the terms of service by using unauthorized automation tools (bots/macros) in Uma Musume. There is no excuse for this behavior. I knowingly and deliberately broke the rules that exist to ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the game for all players. My actions were selfish, disrespectful to the developers who poured their hearts into creating this experience, and unfair to every honest player in the community.I deeply regret the damage I caused to the game environment and to the trust you place in your players. I now clearly understand how such third-party tools undermine the spirit of competition, ruin the enjoyment of others, and disrespect the immense effort your team invests in maintaining a balanced and enjoyable game.I take full responsibility for my misconduct with no attempts to shift blame or make excuses. I was wrong — completely and unambiguously.I humbly beg for your mercy and a second chance. If you see fit to reinstate my account, I solemnly promise:I will never again use, download, or even consider any form of bot, script, macro, or unauthorized third-party software.I will play strictly according to the rules and terms of service.I will respect the game, its community, and your company's hard work moving forward.
>>554518581I want to be shocked by my uma
>>554518948kino
guys im so stressed out because of the news my tummy hurts and i’ve punched multiple holes in the drywallthey can’t do this to me man i’m one of their most loyal players
NEW POLL, FIGHT HARD DIE PROUD https://poal.me/r78iefhttps://poal.me/r78iefhttps://poal.me/r78ief
>Thread full of Sweepy copeSIMPLYMARVELOUS
botnigger genocide
>>554518937if its like grub, theyll just be permabanned from cms and maybe TT. - no appeals btw
Don't worry, I will take care of your umas after you're gone.
>>554519130teiobro....
>>5545190812/3Losing access to the game has made me realize how much it meant to me, and I am genuinely ashamed of throwing that away for a momentary, foolish advantage that wasn't worth it.Thank you for taking the time to read this. I understand that the decision is entirely yours and that repeat or severe violations often result in permanent bans. I accept whatever outcome you decide.With the deepest apologies and sincere regret,[Your In-Game Name / Player ID / Account Email][Your real name if required/appropriate]
total eden death
>>554519180jesus christ... i love short stacks so much...
>>554518913I only bot my 5 runs, guess those Eden tards are the most likely candidates of getting banned.
i accidentally ate two large pizzas...
>>5545192173/3 Japanese Version (強い謝罪調で、非常に丁寧かつ反省を強く示す)件名: 不正ツール(ボット)使用によるアカウント停止に関する心からの謝罪とお願いCygamesサポートチーム様この度は、ボット使用による規約違反でアカウントを停止処分としていただいたことに対し、心の底から深くお詫び申し上げます。私が第三者製の自動ツール(ボット・マクロ等)を故意に使用し、ゲームの公平性と皆様が築かれた健全なプレイ環境を著しく損なった事実を、重ねて認めます。言い訳の余地は一切ございません。私の愚かな行為は、貴社が心血を注いで作り上げられた素晴らしいゲームを汚し、真剣にプレイされている全てのユーザーの皆様に対する重大な裏切りでありました。本当に申し訳ございませんでした。貴社の開発・運営チームの皆様が、日々どれほど真摯にゲームの品質と公平性を守るために尽力されているかを、今になって痛感しております。その努力を自らのわがままで踏みにじったことに対し、強い罪悪感と恥ずかしさを感じております。私は今回の件を深く反省し、二度とこのような過ちを犯さないことを固く誓います。もし万が一にもう一度チャンスをいただけるのであれば、いかなるボット、スクリプト、マクロ、その他不正ツールも絶対に使用せず、接触すらしません規約を厳守し、正々堂々とプレイすることをお約束いたしますゲームとコミュニティ、貴社の努力を心から尊重してまいりますこのゲームが私にとってどれほど大切な存在だったかを、失って初めて本当の意味で理解しました。自分の浅はかな行動でそれを自ら手放してしまったことを、心から悔いております。お忙しい中お読みいただき、誠にありがとうございます。最終的なご判断は貴社に一任いたします。何卒ご容赦いただけますよう、伏してお願い申し上げます。深く深くお詫び申し上げるとともに、[あなたのゲーム内名前 / プレイヤーID / メールアドレス][必要に応じて本名]These versions show strong remorse, take 100% responsibility, avoid excuses or blame-shifting, and respectfully ask for mercy — which gives you the best (though never guaranteed) chance with most game companies. Good luck with your appeal.
>>554519163Damn! right down the middle
>>554518657you CAN post what features were actually restricted, right, anon?
>>554519217when i messaged them in jp for grub ban they wouldn't even verify why i was banned and completely shut the door on it ever being lifted, thankfully
>>554519005We're all using that
God forbid someone use an extension that makes this kusoge tolerable.
>>554519180It's not cope They literally won't do shit
>>554519005a brain?
>>554519005does such a tool even exist?
>>554519432GUTS
>>554519163I've been here since day 1 and I've never seen a poal so cleanly 50/50.
>>554519403I'm all for sacrificing Hachimi if botniggers get to eat shit
ummmm bwzos i thought le sweepybot was safe?? my botted club? oh no wait wait wait what about le hachimi fanfarmer t-800? your skynet? your HAL 9000? you think therefore you AM???? oh nonono umachoos your carats(botted)? umatards your ai bubble? your sloppa umaloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono umabots the timepiece is ticking umaggers your webhook umacunts??? ehh??? eh eh hehe hehe?? mmmm umablobs hmmm???? umaclankers??? where's the commotion umanuts??? bro, your farmed gibs autoumatons??? your S+ rank club umashunts hmm??? huh??? umapiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your cygenerous??? your chat gpt umawiddles???? your $14 billion losses openumai??? uhuh, uhuhuh umahype umapyoi cygame umagrok hmm hmm??? github fork and knife for the veggie banwave??? wait wait wait bro your Eden umaloos??? the fall of Eden because of the sin of filly???? bro bro your sweepy to awesome umacharities???? bro your benefits??? umapiddles your botted 10 gajillion coolio awesome fans bwo bro vro????? umafizz your don't stop no don't stop till finish woahh woahh woahhh woaaaaah wooaaaaaaah bestowals???? cool laws of robotics isaac asumaov????
>>554519196>subjected to only play the glorified VN section of the gameScary...
>>554517556It's either gonna be another viramate situation, or nothing ever happens.
Game bad because I was cheating!
>>554519475I'm all for sacrificing sweepy if hachimi users get to eat shit
>>554519454
Completely safe they said100% undetectable they said
>leave /uma/ for /end/ for 2 days since Endfield is coming out>come back to botniggers getting executed
ok but now who do i blame when i lose a finals
>wake up>botnigger chimpout>see news>it's realahahahhahahahahhaAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH *breathes*AHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAA
Survey time>Your club name>How many lines you expect to go flat in your club
>>554519556Is it out yet? Does it look fun? I pre reg. for funnies, but never looked at any materials
nobody will be banned. cygames is incompetent & they are too retarded to pull it off, SHE cannot be stopped
>>554519567John Cygames
>>554519625it looks great and it pisses off hoyotrannies. Game opens in about 40 hours and you can predownload now
wan handred percento undetectaboru rip hachimi users
Let us explore this together, step by step, as curious philosophers might.What exactly is the “crime” we are being asked to confess?Is it that a player grew tired of pressing the same button thousands of times while the reward curve remained unchanged?Or is it that someone created a tool which removes the repetitive labor so the underlying game loop (the very loop Cygames carefully designed) can run without human friction?Consider this: if a game’s core progression requires hundreds or thousands of identical actions, and the only meaningful variable is time spent rather than skill or creativity… who truly designed the grind? The player who seeks to escape it, or the company that built an experience defined by it?Now imagine they monetize shortcuts to skip that same grind: carats refills, TP potions, are those not also “bots” of a sort? Only they come with a price tag and corporate blessing.So when a third-party bot does mechanically the exact same thing, executes the designed loop without player intervention, why does one become “innovation for player convenience” while the other becomes “TOS violation worthy of bans”?And when the same company fills its character roster with deliberately engineered objects of desire, then polices how intensely players may appreciate them… might we ask whether the boundary being enforced is about morality, or about control of the fantasy?Take your time. Which part of that chain of incentives and contradictions do you find most revealing? Where does responsibility truly lie when a system is built to be both addictive and punishing, then outraged when someone makes it merely efficient?No, I won't apologize for playing the game in the best way it can be played.
lol
>>554519625nah looks ass, probably gonna play it for a week or so before going back to uma and osrs
>anti-bot posts>SEA hoursHmmmmmm I'm noooticing...
>>554517556Cooked something for my Hachimibwos and Sweepybwos
>>554519618MAMBOZERO
nyooooooooooooooom
Did you use it?How much $$ did you spend on your account?Are you worried you will be culled?
>>554519625The gacha looks horrible
>>554519726Antibotting is seaniggers behaviour because they earn pennies for piloting account for others
>>554519760yes5 (bought a kitasan account)no
>>554519163Hope: happen soonPrediction: never happen
>>554519760Nyes$1000Nyo
>>554519697IT'S AFRAID
>>554519672>>554519714Guess I'll test it and see how I like it. My phone cant run it anyway
>free test 7yo what the fuck is this
Sweepy looks even more cuter when she's coping...
waityou guys were actuyally botting? I thought it was just joking...
>>554519820>he boughted a botted accountit's fucking over
Will they ever add a way to get missed welfare cards, if so, how?
>>554519691>Cygames allowed to use AI>Players not allowed to use AII hate this hypocrisy and will continue to bot
I use both hachimi and sweepy so if I get banned, at least I had my "illegal" fun
Digitan LOVE
>>554519760notoo lazy to check but i bought all the discounted packsnot sure if lootbar is allowed but that's the only 'third party' thing I used
Is there anyway to use clocks or reroll a race if you still get top three? Cause losing a race to a 8 fav Super Creek with all E stats while I have a C and D'stats, skills, kinda tickles my balls tge wrong way.
>>554519863Only slaves play manual
>>554519916yes, I forgot how it werks
>>554519916yea you get to buy an item that lets you replay events
>>554519831$1000. Yeah, you're safe.
>>554519916At one point they'll introduce this bookmark item for you to get all past welfare cards
>>554519863I'm only pretending to be a botter to make real botters feel fearful
>>554519618Autis/uma/ZERO
There is a threshold of 80k yen (~500 bucks), this will flag your account as dolphin and you will be immune to bans. so it might be a worthwhile investment to dump on the store to save your account
why even bot in a luck based game lmao
>>554519130>most loyal playersYou don't even play the game retard
SWEEPY STANDS
>>554520021i think they’re adding the ability to clock any race down the line but rn you just gotta hold that shit
i used hachimi ONCE cygames pls spare me
>>554520141is sweepy even what the top clubs are using? I always thought they had their own bot and sweepy is an /uma/ program
>>554519760no150$no
>>554519916this but for cleated welfare cards?
>>554520192we know eden niggas use it
>>554520095You bot because it's a luck based games
>>554519727kek
>>554519863Yes I hate playing the game that much, flatliner is such a derogatory term and I hate being labeled with it....
/uma/ live reaction when accounts starts getting banned
>>554520192Yes there’s multiple types of bots around and eden is not using the sweepy variant
>>554520095wdym if nothing you do matters why wouldn’t you just want to automate the process
>>554519973Digitan is so cute. I love how much of a glass cannon she is.
ETA on sweepacaust?
>>554520052>>554520067what anni doko?
>>554520192There was screenshots of 5 different T10 clubs using sweepy being posted on the old GitHub
This might sound like massive cope, but I think this is just a warning. Why? Read the news again.>Accounts found engaging in such activities will be suspended.They're basically saying stop blatantly violating TOS (botting 30 fan runs a day) and you'll be fine.
>>554519691fyi i only used bots in non-pvp content in grub and still got banned. So, yeah.
>>554519973
>>554520140my 7 plat titles say otherwise, sis
>>554520361>Accounts found engaging in such activities will be suspended.What the fuck about this line is a "warning"
cm8 peak
>>554519697idk why the maker thinks its undetectable - cy has literally developed tools to detect all kinds of auto clickers. Do you know how feral grub whales would be if those autistic fucks in guild wars could bot?
>>554520361yea just keep botting botbros nothing will happen
>>554520326Apart from the playtime it's pretty much undetectable No I'm not being sarcastic
>>5545203262 more weeks
>>554520396threats are warnings with intent
Sweepydev dodged a bullet by not making a cord
MAMBO KEEPS ON RISINGMAMBGODS
>>554520332i think 2nd anni but don’t quote me on that
my dad works at cygameshe says that they will personally send you 1500 (ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED) carats for every botter friend ID you report through their contact us form on their website
>>554519618/uma/pyoiFive, but not because they are cheating, maybe less though because there are two events to grind this month.
>>554520383>has value in your account but still bots>your wins are probably from good parents that you spawned while bottingthis is the greed they mention in the bibles
>>554520431Clicks have been humanized to the point where if actions were taken there WILL be collateral damage
>>554520361Well yes that’s literally what they did in the jp server, they’ve only ever banned the non stop users. Hachimi which is the most invasive is completely untouched too. I’d say they probably might expedite their in game auto though maybe after anni instead
@cryerposter I need a sweepy one for the botlocaust
>>554520396JP are still botting even in 2026, just dont go 24/7 over it and nothing will happen
>>554520396The language used is passive idk
Why are sweepybotters and hachimihackers even concerned? Nothing ever happens.
What is her fucking problem
>>554520545>JP are still bottingNo shit cygames gave them official bots LMFAO
>>554520531Yeah I like it when my human user spams clicks 20 times in a row on the top-right corner of the game screen while trying to get the bot unstuck
is it worth going for the test title? shit looks impossible
>>554520529Yes and greedy people will always win over passive bitches like youNow cope
>>554520592No they’re still using variants of the chink bots since the in game auto sucks compared to that
Goodbye sweepybrosI'll remember you guys...
>>554520396They could have posted a ban list but they didnt. Its clearly fucking nothing.
>NAkekI literally can't sleep until I know I'll have an uma account waiting for me when I wake up. I'm gonna pull an all nighter and see what happens at daily reset.
>>554520095Luck averages out over hundreds of runs
No listNo numbersNo nothingIt's fucking nothingJP, KR and CN are all botting and they're still aliveYou have no reason to not do the same, unless you're a neet, then seek help
>>554520670Getting account banned is also luck based. Go to sleep Westcoast tranny
You actually need to keep botting Cygames is collecting users who suddenly stopped playing/slowed down to ban
>>554520531honestly they could just blanket ban people who use primarily emulators and that would get most botters and have basically zero collateral
I only do 6 million fans a month to honor the legacy of CUMA danchou.
A mile god died today
>>554520620what kinda cope am I doingI'm having fun as fuck and not worried about getting beaned
>>554520670If you cared that much why did you even bot in the first place
>>554520396I don't understand why would they warn everyone first instead of making an example. Are they that afraid of losing their botters or does this prove their botters are their main whales.
>>554520737Is there a retardproof guide on how to go about it?
I giggle every time I see a coping post, keep them coming /uma/
>>554520792I saw that, rip major
>>554520620greedy people live miserable lives where theyre never satisfied. Doesn't matter if you're a faggot cheater online or an orgy a day billionaire - your existence is hollow.
>>554520847>>554520792They should make him playable and a star of Season 4
>>554520884now say that without crying, broke boy
>>5545204397 and all sweepy users are banned
>>554520827it's meant to reassure the pure users (me) that something will be done about Eden
>>554520884>tramnyposter>hates billionairesYeah, checks out.
and with that... I can finally sleep...I have work in 2 hours btwand I haven't even started the test event thing hahahahhahahah
>>554520792>mile godhe was a fucking disgrace, Secretariat could rape him any daythe only good umas are the american ones and the fucking japs refuse to add them to uma musume
Sick team
I just want paypig botters to get slaughtered
>>554520531If the botmakers are bad enough at programming and software design that they can't make the bots produce high-quality aces, which is what people here keep saying, then there is no way they're competent enough to make their UI actions undetectable.
>meplaying the game peacefully and having fun with umas>youlive everyday in fear of getting your account with 7 plats and billions 9* parents nuked by cyGODS
am I safu?
>>554520997brown
I'm hungry.Odds I eat at a family restaurant while phonepostingEven I eat ramen store while phoneposting 0 I stay at home and eat while posting
>>554521037the humans in /uma/ can't even make high quality aces
>>554521071Yay!
>>554520993You should have been running both events at the same time. Also its easy to get As anyway, if you choose the free option after progressing with Bs in the others
>>554520827Yeah probably, I have never seen a company be this limped dickOther companies just outright bans botters(at least the detectable ones) but somehow this billion dollar company issues a warning first lmao
>>554521031huge fucking santa claus over there
>>554521037The bot is already better than half the players here
>>554517556AHAHHAAHHAHAHAALL YOUR EMULATORS ARE MARKED!
DAHBY
>>554521071what ファミレス will you eat at anon
>>554520997good bait
>>554520997Based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based
I don't want to fuck my umas... let a robot do it instead
>Curren bitch
>>554521071no...
>>554520827obviously they'd be paypigs. Why would a casual flatliner even bother?
>>554520997Kek thisI get that this is a weeb thread and all but they must be delusional to think that the level of grorious nippon horses are even close to US horses. Even a third rate US horse smokes a top tier(lmao) thoroughbred nip horse.
>>554521280this is the only way spe could ever become interesting
last run of the night. speed was 1100 before senior summer but the power rainbows didn't come through. Also sad I was 20 guts off of the next speed tier. 577 + great = 601
We hate burger hours here
>>554521130>forced Unity CupI have NO idea how that mode works at all and have been avoiding it. Getting stat boosts on dozens of characters at once and having to avoid training the blue ball stat thing if it blows up on a shitty stat and all that is too complicated for meI'll try and read a Unity Cup guide during my break or something
>>554520972whered i say i hated billionaires you witlet? Dumbass still doesn't even know what trans is. Pretty hilarious if you're an esl brownoid slurping moneyFyi using FM was a trap
>>554521280i like the possessive mcqueen one but it wasn't from the same artist
This jiggie is about love.https://jiggie.fun/6KY8oL
>>554521310>>554520997damn, the americans should make horsegirls that only feature american horses, why are you both retarded
>japanese game>AMERICAN HORSES THOOOUUUGHHHHHHH????retard
It doesn't matter how well you play throughout your runThe final race with Riko will still be a coinflip
>>554521463>>554521464You are being baited
I don't bot but honestly wouldn't even mind if I was banned and will likely set up the bot this weekend.Uma is the only mobile gacha garbage that has given me the following:>actually make me feel true rage from failing three trainings that were less than 10% fail chance IN A ROW on a really good run, to the point where I audibly exclaimed WHAT THE FUCK which no game has ever gotten me to do>a rogulike game where I can piss away 1-2 hours every day for weeks and get absolutely nothing that helps my progress my account in any way because my parent uma run didn't yield any useful sparks>go 6 days straight without proccing a single distance S despite running at least 15 distance sparks>go 4 days without proccing straightaway spurt despite having TWELVE sparks of it and the parents each have 3 of it>lose platinum to umas without distance S TWICE despite running the meta garbage everyone was runningNo game has ever made me feel the kind of anger and multiple instances of complete disappointment that this game has made me feel in my entire life. I've been playing daily since a little after release and I only have 5 parents with 3* blue sparks and they're all speed or wit.
They should name and shame like cryerbros did
>>554521420We are about to enter a scenario with real game mechanics changes and you still haven't started unity yet?Damn son.
>>554521310The US breeds mostly dirt horses tho
>>554521463First it was bait about British horses some threads ago being the best and now it’s American horses now I guess kek
>>554521463I can't even imagine how ugly the designs would be...
>>554521527just quit the game anon, the fact that you're still here tells me something really funny
You can't even make a good aceYou have no right to complain about bots
>>554521424gro ur still audibly and visibly weeping
Sweeper? I barely know her
How many goldshit sons will die next month?
can't spell sweep without weep
>>554521527>roguelike game>expecting progressman, kids these days
>lose one of the three triple crown races>run gets brickedwhy is Brian like this
Digitan looks like she smells nice.
>>554521527yea im thinking u should just quit and take up boxing or mma as a hobby u sound like a miserable pissed off son of a bitch
>tried to disable emulators instead of actually detecting and banning botters (they can't) but failed >sends scarecrow statement a few hours later
>>554521527Honest question, why are you still here anon?
Watch! the botters are getting banned any second now.aaaaaany second now....
>>554521732>tried to disable emulators oh yeah I remember I had to use Google's piece of shit PC app player because bluestacks wasn't working. why did they decide to make emulators usable anyway
>>554517556Oh shit, for real?Botniggers are finally getting the rope?
>>554521527>retard doesnt have high affinity parentslmao
>>554521732Honestly Hachimi is extremely detectable yet they still haven’t done anything about it either funny enough. They really could just ban those users at any time
>>554521856With hachimi/steam botters you actually have hard evidence With emulators it's just "this guy's input looks suspicious". Which I doubt cygames is willing to pull the trigger on
>>554521527I actually get angrier at the game than this anon does every day.
>>554521420It's not that big a deal. Here is your guide: Train where the most chevrons are almost all the time, unless you have a really good reason not to. Try to build friendships too of course, but prefer chevrons. If you see the blue indicator that a girl is about to have her soulgasm then yeah you can try to avoid her until she's gonna do it in a training facility you prefer, but don't try too hard; it's good to get the burst regardless. Try to win all your Unity Cup matches by choosing the highest-tier opponent that you've got good-ish circles for. When prompted for a team name: If in doubt, pick Carrot. Generally don't run a lot of extra races.Toward the end of the career, pay less attention to chevrons and more to friendship training like in U.R.A. Finale.End of guide.
>>554518913>they did the same in JP with the same warning/announcementDon't forget they killed all the top chink circles right after.
>>554521527Your experience with this game will become much better with botting since we get to max out 5 borrows a day.
>>554522054I can’t believe I never got summer spe while sparking smaruShe might unirincly be my allspark target
Mambo will rise even higher than ever now that the botters are killed
>>554521183Here
>>554522218I'm in love with the coco
>>554522092They were retards running it way too much anyway, it was painfully obvious. Say goodbye to the EdenKEKs who are doing the same I guess lmao
>>554522054fanartists should stop making spe look sexy
>go to sushi place in Ikebukuro>ningen jumpscare
>>554522281>fanartistshahaha
Target(rape victim(Trainer(you))).... locked on!
>>554522218>mares mares mares mares>and somehow dantsu, mirako and oguriWot
>>554521420>I'll try and read a Unity Cup guide during my break or somethingyear 1 - build friendship > blue > white > rainbowyear 2 - blue > white > build friendship > rainbowyear 3 - blue = rainbow > white > friendship
>>554522327>ningen
>>554522327Pic of sushi btw, good date place if any of y'all want the location
>>554522439go on
>>554522342Nani?
>>554521961>player who's been exclusively playing on a certain mobile device suddenly starts playing on a new device while still playing on the old device>the new device plays on hours the player never used to play at priorThey have access to this level of information and it wouldn't be hard to filter this down. DeviceID is an extremely common metric collected by apps, especially due to advertising / affiliate purposes.
Autis/uma/ danchou... we can easily aim for S now that 50 Edenbot clubs will get the rope
>>554522439I don't live in japan but I could check it out the next time I'm in ikebukuro
>>554519973>Fatfuck getting a second helping of popcornRight. To the pool!
>>554522471>>554522439Forgor linkhttps://maps.app.goo.gl/6pft33rFNtjENXq8A
>>554521856On JP, they've actually specifically tried to brick not hachimi itself, but carrotjuicer (which was a different dll people injected to decrypt network traffic) via signature scans detecting some strings in the carrotjuicer binary, as per the dev. Nothing should be stopping them from doing that with hachimi itself if they wanted to, though it's a very cat and mouse type solution since carrotjuicer was up and running again within days when it was figured out.
>>554521420its simple.add up the number of positives and do the training with the most.friendship gauge <80% is 1 point.has a unity flame is 1 point if their unity gauge isn't full yet.stat is lagging behind is 1 pointskill hint you depend on overrides everything elseif you see a blue bubble, you don't have to press it immediately. it'll keep coming back every few turns till you pop it. Popping it on wits might seem bad because lower number, but it restores extra energy and can be a great way to level wits without wasting tons of turnsAfter junior year you kinda just get what you get and follow the rainbows as usual and the presence of unity trainings might help you tiebreak.Post-debut at the end of december and June you do team trials. the strength of your team depends on how much unity training you've done. Never fight bottom team. Middle team is safe enough all 4 times. You must fight top team at least once per career if you want to stand a chance against the big bad evil team.If given the choice, always choose "Team Carrot" to get No Stopping Me skill hints at the end of the finale
>>554521961doesn't tracking gyro/accel activity trivially oust emulatorsdoesn't need permission and unless you're a literal hunchback then your phone is going to move at some point
>>554521552procrastination is bad news>>554522069I pretty much did this and completed the careers but my stats were noticeablly lower than my URA runs but every guide said to build with UC because of the larger stat gains so I obviously did SOMETHING wrong. I had no idea how to build the NPC team so it just auto built them and maybe that lowered my stats because it kept rotating in new units instead of building an older team and stacking the stat gains?
>>554522529That’s kinda funny. I guess they just gave up then kek?
>>554522525日本人だけでしょうか
>>554521575>Brit4 horses G1 because they're too stingy to give more prizes
anyways, Chrono is thinking cutely
>>554522669Chrono-chan exposing botters for the next few days!
All of this could've been avoided if they released autoplay early LIKE THEY PROMISED
>>554522669Nothing going on behind those eyes. A complete void. Total absence of thought.
>>554522669her face looks fat and dumb
>>554522669Bery cute
>>554522640私は日本人の彼女と一緒に店に入ったのですが、店員のおばあさんが英語のメニューを渡してくれました
>>554522729that makes it cuter!!!!!
>>554522748no, this is Berry
>>554522669Most pinchable cute mochi cheeks
>>554522720just play normally and not join slave whipping clubs
>>554522596I also had that problem at first with Unity Cup, and I also had (and still have) no clear idea why. I just kept trying and got used to it and now my horsies are generally much higher-rated than they ever were in the previous scenario. I dunno. The automatic team assignments generally don't seem to be a problem for me; I ignore and accept them almost all the time. Once in a while I get into the assignment interface to move my trainee from medium to long or from long to medium, or (with Taiki) between dirt and mile or something like that, but I hardly ever move any of the other characters. The game seems to be pretty good at making those assignments. I pay zero attention to the team member rotation. I agree that it seems like it could theoretically be a problem, but I just ignore it and I do fine. I'm not an expert, but I do fine. You just gotta get used to it, probably?
>>554522806いいね
>>554522720Cygays aren’t very smart as you can probably already tell
>>554522816Squishy, FAT cheeks. This harlot knows what she’s doing…
>>554522806shut the fuck up Grass dess
anyway, whatever happened to half-TP runs? wasn't that supposed to be added with the 5 borrows?
>>554522806Would be funny if the menu was given because your GF looked more of a gaijin than you
why would you join a shitty A rank club like Mambo just to bot? at least join an S-ranker for your trouble
>get Bourbon expert>botodomorIt's a great day
>>554522995El would say this
>>554523058>gives you double tp runs>also gives you half tp runswhat did they mean by this
My club lost our most active member to JP because apparently there's an English option in it
So do you like your umas being silly or being serious?
Sex with Maruzensky
>>554523160being horny
The cutes!!
>>554523160I like it when she can do both
>>554523160Both
>>554523127EN is stone age compared to JP, if you have money, you can easily get the meta cards like Ai and Tamamo and train umas to UA+
>>554523058Thats during the Tama/Fuku banner
>>554522485Notice how it's nothing concrete
>>554522069>Generally don't run a lot of extra races.If you're not running at least 5-7 extra G1/G2s, you're severely kneecapping your uma. You'll barely have any points for skills outside of the "required skills" for any given strategy. For Christmas Oguri, this isn't even an option. You HAVE TO run extra races due to all the SP spent on recoveries, A&S, professor, NSM and your groundwork combo leaving you with nothing to get any extra mid or late game skills.
>>554523058TP is literally free bwo
>>554523248Is it weird that I don't want to switch because I feel like I'd be missing out on the growth of EN?
>>554523127Well if there’s any best time to jump ship and/or play both it’d be now to save up and get acclimated before anniversary next month
>>554523252that is a toddler
>>554523216Oh man, they're really going harder on the whole trainer x trainee thing in JP huh?What's with the change of direction with Cygames?
>>554523269Can you post stats/deck/skills for your oguri? I need a reference
>>554523160Tachyon needs to drug her torena and Cafe more
>>554523286It's not weird, switching to JP will take away from you the feeling of playing a game over the years and see its growth.
Mood ball + rain ball works every time.This'll hold, right?
why does she look at me like this?
>>554523286only idiots would switch, you miss out on all CM titles in jp as a latefag
>>554523286That’s why I play on both. JP also having auto makes things way easier/comfier anyway. Never had problems managing them
>>554523352Where do you even get rain
>>554523352where do you get rain balls? I'm down to 4
>>554523363>reaching 1k speed on classic summerwhat the FYUCK
>>554523363She knows that +126 rainbow hit is JUICY
>>554523385>>554523407no idea. this is my current stock.
>>554523410dont be surprised because the cap is 1.9k~2.0k
>>554517556What did you use your google play points on?
>>554523489>because the cap is 1.9k~2.0kwhat the FUCK how does that work? do you just zoom to the finish line once late-race starts?
is this the right deck for sprint taishin?
>>554523410consider the speed capit's the equivalent (in percentage, not stats) of about 550 in globalstill good but when you have a deck full of SSRs, not hard
>>554523558drop fuku and kitasan for two more guts
>>554523536how to check this?
>>554523545Stats matter less now and the real meta is buying as much skills as possible which is also why getting fast learner becomes basically mandatory
>>554523545stat points over 1200 contribute significantly less to raw stats, and there's probably some spooky scaling on top of it when everyone is around the same speed
>>554523127Huh I guess I can switch if that's real. Since that's the only thing that kept me away from playing JP.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I whaled too much to bot. If i got banned after all that I'd probably off myself.
>>554523783are whales always this dumb
BOURBON YOU BITCH
Today onwards would be a good time to stalk the clubs and their members' progress. If a high earner suddenly flatlines then you know it's a botter.
>>554523331For Oguri, I use Kitasan, Daiwa SR, Fuku SR and Marvelous SR, all MLB, 2LB Riko SSR. I usually borrow MLB Biko, those two speed cards are enough for me to be able to hit speed cap virtually every run due to Oguri's 15% speed bonus.Blend of Power and Stam Sparks.Since I use the 4 recovery non triple 7 gambling version, 1200/750/800+/400/800+ is my usual aim.
>>554523536charge your fucking phone
>>554517556Grub had several banwave nukes. Why would you think uma would be safe?
>>554523352How does the rain doll help you in winning races in any way?
>>554523536Oh shit when did they add uma as a redemption option??
>>554524056I'm not stopping the bot doeCygames won't do shit
>2 hour updateSo far holding steady here
How do I build a front runner for cm? just get a lot of skills that trigger easy?
>>554524069I wanted to do this... but I only took 3 recoveries because no one answered me in /uma/ so I chose randomly.You guys do not help poor toreinas asking questions
never use boting again NIG-
>>554524069When do you decide to do a bonus race?
>>554524237I predict Edeniggers will get raped and Sweepyfags won't and will continue to be a nuisance in these threads
>>554523545from what i'm told, stats above 1200 have 1/4th value. That's on top of continuing diminishing returns.500 speed is 500 speed.850 speed is really 651 speed1200 speed is really 774 speed1550 speed is really 802 speed1800 speed is really 829 speedI don't think stats from green skills get the fourthing though.>>554524004rice's unique won't activate in 1st place. She'd stam out and die 100% of the time. go back to the drawing board buddy.
>>554524259same way you build everything else for TT
I literally only botted my five runs yesterday just to see if it worked. Would be funny if I got banned for only two hours of it running, but oh well.
>>554524309I believe in Sweepydev
>>5545242673 recovery is fine, both 3 and 4 are gambling options anyway
>>554524386I don't know how..
>>554524309>t.currenbotdev
>>554524364It was 1/8 value for a week when grand live came out, people threw a fit and it was changed to 1/2. You sometimes see 1/4 mentioned because training gains are also halved, so it's double as hard to get stats worth half the value, which is kinda 1/4, but it's 1/2 if you're just looking at the actual final stats of an uma above 1200.
>>554524267>I wanted to do this... but I only took 3 recoveries because no one answered me in /uma/ so I chose randomly.>You guys do not help poor toreinas asking questionsEither your question was burried OR a very similar question have already been asked in the same thread
>>554524490Maya is kinda shit at being front, she's perfect being end or late
>>5545242591. Pick parent with angling2. Tazuna or suzuka stamina Ssr3. Uma stan > Ground work 4. Cope for the best
nothing happens
Every sloptuber puts Maya at top tier but I have never seen them actually build her
>>554524386>same way you build everything else for TTWith 5 golds?
>>554524564oh.then 1550 is really 829and 1800 is really 866
>>554524364I will NOT be lectured by people who do not know how the game works.
>>554524640because it would be suspect if their veteran history is pure cunny
>>5545244813 recovery is 25% chance to fail 4 is 5% chance to fail
>>554524640>try and build Maya>get Love event in Junior year>ult never procs in test lobbies for either outfit
>>554524790>4 is 5% chance to failmisleading until you include bad activations as fail
mr cb please stop running in the rain you will get sick
is the dev of sweepy oofmatoes or someone completely new? wasn't he caught putting some discord webhook in the old repo?
>>554524640provide 5 seperate instances of said claim right now
>>554517556I will NOT engage in Schadenfreude. As much as I really, really want to.
>>554524816Yeah thisI built her for two longs and she was consistently the worst performernowhere near your run of the mill gold ships and oguris
>>554524838Math is misleading? 3 heals at 92% chance to proc each is 75% chance to proc all 3. Period. Nothing to do with timing dumbass
Stop fighting!!!!>>554524992
>Nothing to do with timing dumbassYou're talking about the most timing-dependent uma, retard.
I like Inari one because she's short and has big tits ^^
>>554524934Cafe's friend raping me to motivate Cafe to catch up and do the same.
>>554524987My Maya is the worst performer on 1st 2 rounds but won 2 long CMs when umapyoi is on the line
This new announcement is such a nothingburger. Why warn players instead of outright banning them.
>>554524976I will engage in Schadenfreude when it's confirmed someone actually gets got
>>554525041reading comprehension isn't your strong suit? subhuman 400 wit player?
>>554525129Mercy.
>>554525129they want paypiggus to dodge the banwave
>yeah dude let me proc my 0.25 ult midracedumbass
>>554525129Top botters are their biggest customers who buys carats to do 24/7 runs. Antibotters are brokeboy peasants
STATUS OF /UMA/ CLUBS AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT?
>>554525219 meant for >>554525194
>>554525041>>554525194>>554525219Guys !!!! Please stopFighting!!!!!
>>554525263almondancho closed his OF until further notice
[Sad News] Dahbyposter passed away
>>554525227Why would you waste hundreds, if not thousands of horsebucks just for your bot to play the game for you? I mean, whatever you gain from great parents and aces for cms does nothing to your account if you already can buy anything else. Keep in mind that I don't play any gacha besides this one, I'm a good boy.
I don't care about botters. I only care about umatummies.
>>554525390you could say he.... went to hell
>>554525418Chinks have alot of money to burn
>>554525435>>554525390DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHMNATION
>>554524309Edeniggers? I thought there was only sweepy
>>554525227Bro I thought you guys were claiming botniggers would break even on runs and didn't need to spend actual paid carats on it?
>>554525418fan/parent runs are literally mindless and you easily save 5+ hours a dayi touch grass but if I was a S clubber I'd do it
>>554525340Good thing I downloaded and meticulously archived all of his material up until this point. Don’t know how I’d survive without it.
The next step in botting* is to hire people to play the game for you.
just add a random click every once in a whileit's that easy
>>554525593you are so smart ceo-kun
>>554525418I bot while Im going for a swim and gym on the weekdays, I only play manually on weekends for my ace runs
>>554525593Real people don’t click randomly, anon.
>>554525390[Great News]
Some people really have zero reading comprehension.
danchou can you lower the fans quota? given the circumstances...
>>554525726dont say that...
>>554525681I want to randomly click Seiun Sky's butthole!
I can't jiggie anymore if bot is kill...
>>554525681I spam my game with clicks while I'm listening to songs...
>>554525749 danchou is the one botting (at least mine is, allegedly)
>botters don't need to spend carats cause they break even on runs>ummm acshually botters are the biggest paypigs and spend carats on runsWell which is it you retards?
>10th run of the day>absentmindedly pressing buttons at this point>my fucking witholy shit we are both idiots
>>554525681I do!
>>554525864>>554525681
So the future of the game is people who bot and flat liners?
>>554525836you should be able to tell by the melty which is which
Ever since I removed my rabbit Suzuka from team comp my endGuri has been killing the lobbies, perhaps I have to stop doing Daiwa rocket because it stretches the positioning too much... also pic unrelated; first time seeing Suzuka winning
>>554525901i don't qualify as a 'real person' anymore anon, i just want to go to sleep
>>554525901>>554525864Okay, nevermind.
>>554525973>>554525908
>>554525962>also pic unrelatedThere's no picture...spooky...
>>554525962I see...
>>554525836Both!
Mambo doko
Post chibis dancing preferably with sound
>>554525962woops
wtf stop giving me (You)s also how do I tell the game to stop putting blues on speed
>>554525129>warnscarecrow because they cant do shit>its detectablecan YOU detect it systematically without false positivessame thing have been happening in jp servers since forever. its a nothing burger
>>554526065not chibi but whatever
>>554526152good enough
Japan Cup 1988 winning live backstage
Surely all of my clubmates are honest gamers and arent going to suddenly and curiously drop off a cliff fan earning wise....
how do you beat the arima kinen with sprint pasa on 300 stam
missed secret event and uma stan but 2 speed 3 wit is more than doable on 0% growths
>>554526090>GODrun>Keep flexing in /uma/I hope you dont get S long you faggot
>>554526284Late surger
please rise from your seat and salute
I think I'm on the right track
>>554525962show build
just got xogurihow the fuck do I train her for saggy titties
>>554526060Forget about it!
Bricked run but it's been a while
>>5545264211200 speed stat and 4 heal skills
>>554526340SEIKAI SAIKYOU HA
>>5545264214 recoveries
>>5545264212 spd SSRs, Riko and your best 3 wits
>>554526498>>554526542how much stam and wit? My guess is a lot of wit and not so much stam
>>554526340>>554526453El-chan has been a bad trainee with me as of lately: Terrible runs, many mood down events, not even decent failure parent leftover because she gets multiple 2nd places! I will no longer play wrestling with her >:(
>>554526586600 stam however high wit you can reach
>>554523072how to make lewd card
>external toolsI will reporting anyone using gametora to gain unfair advantage over ingame players.
>>554525129My headcanon is they're preparing to release their own auto(even though it's a lot slower) and they only "warned" trainers so they'll stop using other auto trainers.
watch as cygames only bans the people using tools to make the game 60fps haha
>>5545265863 recoveries, 600 to 700 stam, as much wit as you can get away with at capped speed.
>>554526104check steam foldercygames devs are so retarded its unrealthey cant do shit
>>554526358I could highroll wit more but gambling for suitable heals + spurt + long S was a bitch so no thanks
>>554526620Sounds like a (You) issue.
>>554526764I'm surprised that power is fine for an end closer
>>554526632That's the Bourbon power SR card zoomed in if you're asking that.
>>554526870nta but I actually did a comparison of my 2 end closers. Other one is low wit but S power and she's always at the back before the late-race starts meanwhile my other one with high wit but low power (780) is always at the midpack, and is more consistent at placing than my witlet.
>>554526870p*wer is a meme stat in medium and long
>>554526973That card gives me a bourboner
>>554517818>jbgfw>it's realHOLY FUCKING SHIT. Bwos, I use Hachimi for 60fps will I get my ass gaped?
>>554527032
>>554527078turn it down to 58 and you'll sneak under their detection methods
I think I wanna pull Kitasan Black (Trainee) but I have no idea how I’m going to cope without Kitasan Black (Support) while training Kitasan Black (Trainee).
>>554527108what program was used to visualize this track
>>554527127Also hakuraku should be safe, no? I don't think I can live without hakuraku data.
>>554527132it's during MANT so you wont even use kitasan (card)
Sex with Verxina
>>554527247I still don't know who that is.
>>554527169This whole thing was noticed because of Hachimi and Hakuraku. Refer to >>554518274>>554518732>>554518754
>>554527272It's an uma you will skip when it releases.
>>554527316But, the hakurakudev was just doing a funny, bro... it's not even real.
>>554527189You’re right! Thank you for reminding me. I will make Kitasan Black (Trainee) the strongest in the world!
>pick up subway for dinner>"nyes i will eat healthy toda-">also pick up a mixue ice cream for desert
>>554527272My wifealso Vivlos and Cheval older sisteralso silver collector to Gentildonna's golds
was it kino
>>554527356But all the normalfags and those who containment breached didn't know that. Also, you can only do the funny if you mess the files using an external tool
>>554527169same, the race data is so useful for finding out what the fuck actually happened in a race... like i can't believe it's so hard to actually tell what and where an uma used a skill during a cm
I was going to say something obscene about an uma but I decided NOT to!
is this guide still up to date?
SEND DECK AND SCHEDULE FOR MEJIRO DOBER PARENT RUN IF ITS SO EASY
Going back to 30fps is crazy. Feels like this game is in slow motion.
>>554527595I don't trust anyone that puts that much effort into a graphic for a single CM
>>554527638you'll just have to accept jobbing in key races as a latekek
was hakuraku ever shilled by sloptubers or was it a /uma/ only thing
>>554527407>bread>probably a spread (mayo or butter)>>>>>healthy
Tama got kicked out of an arcade the other day because staff caught her trying to shove a wooden twig down the coin slot to play for free.
Teio... my birthday was 5 days ago...
>>554527667We used to have someone in /uma/ who would make these infographics.
>>554527727/uma/ only. Normalfags are too retarded to install it so they use gaslightator instead. Every time someone posts their thoughts and then attach an image of gaslightator it's always some retarded unproven slop.
guys remember that if you keep on chimping out, they will actually ban the botterslets keep putting Eden on heat
>>554524364why is distance S so shilled if it's only uh the equivalent of 10 speed and stuff
>>554527783they keep doing that for a week or so
>>554527727pureblooded /uma/ tool
>>554527816RICE FEET
>>55452781610%
>>554527792And they were deliberately misleading.
>>554527542
>>554527745i-its better than mcsloppa at least...
>>554521071Ended it with a pizza as a respect for our Spechud
>>554527914Needs some chilly oil
>>554527863yes but the stats after 1200 are fake right? they barely do anything
>>554527814>>554527832DROPPING HAKURAKU ON THE VFCORD RIGHT NOW NYAHAHAHAHAHA
>>554527816retardbro...
>>554527892just don't say it's healthy, it triggers my autism
>>554527595>Furious Feat>MP&B on fronts>Angling on everyoneLooks good to me.
>>554527957chrono-chan is lewd...
>>554526104>can YOU detect it systematically without false positivesCygames hire me
>>554528016
>>554527992you can believe that but if you ever lose a race at the last 100m against an uma with the same stats as you but distance S you can't get mad
>>554528016You joke about that but I bet we have snitches in this general...
>>554528151I do have distance S on like 6 of my cm8 aces THO
>>554528201it's fine can laugh at them for only being able to make garbage like simulatormaybe add some cryers to the page too
How about no rape today? Yeah?
>>554527957Prprprpr all over her delicious tummy
>>554528218oguri would never willingly wear a dress
>>554528357How about we don't sexualize umas for a week? YES?
>>554528448Ok let’s sexualize the trainer instead
im too depressed to pornpost knowing i'll be banned
>>554528127>hachimiwe knowNow write something that and efficiently store and sift through 70k monthly players worth of input to sus the botters out without false positives
>>554528539How can you get false positives? Just ctrl f hachimi
>>554528448You type like a woman. I will masturbate to this post.
>>554528593>bot
>>554528593Anon hachimi is the one that’s easily detectable
>>554528357no promises
you can't sexualize a post
>>554528530Surely you did everything correctly, right? If that's the case, you will not be banned.
>>554528598You don't have the guts, pig.
>>554528539You don't do that for all the players, you deploy the check system to every player as a game update and then send a telemetry report to the main server if they used third party software.
>>554527992Not how it works. It gives you 5% increase in actual speed in race which would translate to roughly 10% increase in speed stat at 1200 speed. It is consistent with green speed skills, there is no “reduction” of any sort going on
>>554527914I'm seeing more bread than pizza here
>>554528016vfcord has known about it for a while now, the dev is chatting it up in there and posting races to compare umas and shit
>>554525390clubs are all full and thriving
>>554528729This horse is kinda dumb.
>>554528663You wouldn’t sexualize a car
>>554528729>external bot
>>554528646Cafe au LAIT
>>554528793>hakurakudev is a vftardOH NO NO NO NO NO
>>554527356He's an actual retard lmaoThat shit joke meant Cyjews has no choice but to address the external tools
>>554528793nyoo he's selling out i hope he adds some sloptuber mockery
>>554528793>the dev is chatting it up in there and posting races to compare umas and shitDisgusting
>>554528818i dont like this hehe
>>554519863Browns bot for carats because they’re poor
>>554528818i like this hehe
Oreng
>>554528818new sleeper just dropped update the readme SWEEPYDEV
>>554528729>Jordan image>Knuckle-dragger postPottery
Botting is actually hard to detect. That’s why the only bans on JP have been retards who botted for days on end
>>554529001this is disgusting im not adding it
>>554529000What piece of clothing is she supposed to hold if both her bra and panties are in place? AIsloppa is getting more retarded every day I swear
Why are globalbabs so retarded for no reason?
Damn I should have used a calculator...Could have used her on my long team if I had brought some more good skills instead of 3 useless golds ToT
>>554529078Huh?
>>554529078>pantiesthat's her skirt
>>554517556>botters are going to get fuckedI TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN
>>554529216>he doesn't know
>>554529216>Ryanfags are geeks that would rather be slaves to boring gameplayOF COURSE
>>554529194Why is Doto such a cow?
>just reported VFcord and his channel to CyGames since the fag behind the hacked replay posts there2 birds in 1 stone
>>554529081Hello, I play imamusume on global possess an IQ of 120. I also possess 4 steam accounts with 16k hours total playtime in Dota 2 videogame(league of legends competitor/alternative if you don’t know what that is). Tism is very fun, and although I was never diagnosed, everyone’s pretty sure. Please ask anything, japan man
2hr 20 minutes until new day kill me
>>554529304canon btw
>>554529304TEIO IS NOT FOR LEWDS!
>>554529304
Where's my long spark..
>>554529216We're on the same side for now ryanposter
>>554529304This guy's Helios stuff was funny.
I'm retarded.Explain to me what Tama brings to the table as an end closer.End closers are all spurt into NSM sluts, how is she any different from that?
>>554529426I ate it
>>554529171No, that “skirt” is her panties, not a single swim suit has an extra separate skirt just for fun, it is always panties with extra decorations. It is visible in her pull animation btw
>>554529426I ate them
>>554529426gone
Cygames and bot expert here. That announcement was their last mercy. They usually shoot first and ask questions later. Remove the bot now, don't be lured into a final complacency and lose your account because some brown on 4chan wanted to convince himself out loud that nothing ever happens.
>>554529304Teio cute and sex
maybe I drop curvature and go for all-seeing eyes
>>554529538tama brings the bread to the table which will be butter next bread
>>554528818>mfw I wake up and dancho still hasnt kicked the flatliners
Please hold fast Semen retention is important
>have to use a TP pot everyday to satisfy my zero borrow autismnyo...
I told you not to lewd the cute umas!
>>554529426Kek
>>554529574Explain using Grubble as an example
>>554529538she has spurt innately, very strong unique, she has access to gold THH
It will be funny when the ban wave happens and Mambo doesn't get hit at all cause they're the most honest and soulful club
>>554529694burgerbois virusm8 chink botters etc etc
Ignore all the gaslighting Cygames has no proof of the bottingTheir scare piece is the ultimate level gaslight
>>554529538What he>>554529598 said. Also she comes with build in spurt and gold tail held high. Also bread and butter
My danchou does not bot, but he does molest me.
>>554529703>she has spurt innately>gold THHI see, so she can recreate Golshi's ult with skills alone and has her own unique...
>>554529574When was the last time Cygays warned people before going on a mass banwave?
>>554529574Clearly you didn’t play on JP
>>554529574>They usually shoot first and ask questions later.no they dont lol
>>554529538She doesn't need to be in the back to activate her unique like Golshi
>>554529941Literally a couple of hours ago, it's in the OP. Read the thread.
once evoskills drop my BIKINI SPECIAL CHUD will destroy med and long CMs...
>globaltards are 99.9% brown bottersgrim
>>554529001this is disgusting im adding it
Oguri Cap as in cute
>>554530057>warnretardthey cant do shit
>>554530193hope her last arima kinen winning live is kasamatsu ondo
>>554529694>grub collaboration with McDonald's of all things>have to scan a code on the Japanese burger to get rewards>people start cheating the system because they dont live in Japan >cygames doesn't want the sacred McDonald's collab ruined and issues widespread permanent bans to many people caught faking the scans>some tranny makes a QOL helper, it goes public>nothing particularly nefarious like automated play or anything though it does help a little bit with gameplay performance (less clicks)>tranny drops the project>people still use it and figure out how to keep it alive.>one month later, cygames btfos everyone using the addon, many banned though mercifully not all permanent >cygames changes their policy to zero tolerance>any singular instance of being caught cheating or using 3rd party tools now results in your account being unable to multi-player. In grub this is a death sentence, even more than uma. They do not listen to people who beg or claim a misunderstanding. >many high profile bans over the years including whales and artists. Cygames does not give a fuck.Do not fuck with cygames.
Saw a horse with a pink bridle, white coat and looked like they had a ghost shape marking on them. Whom'st is that horse? Figure someone here would know.
>>554530172If you don't bot you're more likely to be unemployed and brown. Be happy with your participation trophy and stop falling for blatant fearmongering.
>me inside playing with umas peacefully while third worlders (most likely brown) outside begging for their livesComfy
>>554530336I may be the brown, but you will be the BANNED
>late surgerHELPPPPPPPPPPP FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>554529538she has the best things about golshi and taishin fused together, so she's just an end closer upgrade
okay i am convinced i will drop 400 rolls on natiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvz9p7cAL3g
>>554523363Why is there so much shit on the screen?
>>554530454just take it, bro
>>554530336Becoming a slave to a game you don't even enjoy playing IS brown mentality though
>>554530458sorry i only pull for weak soulful umamusume like ayabe and i used the selector on rice
sorry danchode I can't reach the quota anymore...
>>554530512Onsen drilling is serious business
>>554530526I don't want to hit late surger hints on unity trainings
>>554530458>gray hair>short>a career without debuffsI see, I see..
>>554530458My favorite styles are front runners and end closers, I'm really really hoping a) we get free pulls on Tamamo and b) I get her in those pulls. I was going to paypig XOguri with the (allegedly) $20 selector ticket, but I might do an oshi pick instead and get Tamamo Cross or Mejiro Dober.
I wanna do a little funny where I only do one or no career starting today and see if my clubmates will get suspicious of me despite not using any bots
>browns in the negotiating stage and they haven't even been banned yet>"I wasn't going to play if I couldn't bot anyway so come and get me cygames. Nothing ever happens anyway!">"it's just hachimi, sweep is safe">"cygames is full of empty threats"Grim, so grim. The thread when banwaves go out will be entertaining at least.
umanko
>>554530509sauce?
ZzzZzzZz
>>>>>banwaves
Shan’t cease the automation of menial labour.Shan’t get my account suspended.‘T is as such.
>>554530724Uh-huh.
shut the FUCK up I got spurt + long S on my run
>>554531014*curses you with 800 speed after second summer training*
whats better in a cm9 deck, curren or fine motion?
>>554531160Curren
>>554531160Curren if you have no other way of getting Countermeasure, Meticulous Measures, or Sprinting GearFine Motion otherwise.
How do I prevent my sprinter Taishin from losing career races without buying recovery skills or leveling stamina?
>>554531160FineMo
How often do you get specific card events when they're not in your deckThe SSR curren and SR daiwa sure like to appear a lot?
>>554530509buy an ad
>>554531225>mid race accelwhy would i want that?
>>554531320obsessed
>>554531320Sweepydev will save me
>>554523536Fuck you, I never have Umamusume in here
>>554531345For sprint races, you don't want speed skills, you want to continuously accelerate
the sloptubers are fighting each otherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw2th_s-_MY
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get a job
>>554531345because they have a chance of lasting until the late race startsthe whole point of taking Curren Wit is so you can get Perfect Prep (gold meticulous measures)
>>554531581What job?
>>554531457>continuously acceleratewhich sloptuber
>wants 10 gorillion fans per week>expects people to not botu retarded or wat?
What parents do I need on tamamo chud to maximize affinity? Assuming I have one Ryan/dober
>>554531320https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wKzyIN1yk
>>554531668Not a single sloptuber has made a sprint video yet, they will get to it later than sooner
>>554531581>jobumapply umapply
>>554531606What about Shatterproof from Brian?
Requesting a pic of Sweepy getting the rope once the bans land
>>554531705
I just want the interface to be quick and smooth, and my beautiful girls to not be jagged pixels...
>>554531705nigger just use the Gametora compatibility and run parent G1's
>>554531860what are the settings to do that
>>554531801If your pace chaser is at the back of the pack right before the late-race starts I'm afraid you've already lost.
Won’t be pulling the womanlet. Will be pulling the donkey.
>>554531914I can't select Tamamo because she's not out yet...
so whats the optimal team for cm9?3 pace?2 front 1 pace?2 pace 1 late?
THE WILL BE NO BANSSTOP FALLING FOR IT RETARDS
>>554532017Choose the JP server, dummy
>>554532017it doesn't really matter most affinity differ by like 10. just use your strongest inheritees
>>554532041triple front so you get the dueling accel right away the moment late-race starts
THERE WILL BE BANSSTOP FALLING FOR IT RETARDS
>>554531483Isn't this the guy who said you should buy the 20k scam tickets from the friendpoint shop instead of the hint books?
>>554532003succubus
>>554532017stupid retarded anonselect in region Japanput Tamamo as your main uma in the affinity calculatorchange server back to globalcheck affinitywhy are zoomers so lacking in curiosity, just click buttons to know how things work for fucks sake
>>554532041There isn't an optimal team because it's all RNG. Embrace the gamble and run whoever you like, but you probably want at least 1 pace because they're the most consistent so far.
>>554532157I don't get itMake a Tiktok explaining the steps
>>5545320413x oonige
>>554532041I'm just going to run Kingu Curren and Falco
>>554532126The tickets are for the people who made it into the top 30 of the leaderboard and are now getting tons of borrows of their umas and cards. Rich get richer.
>>554531860>>554531860I got into watching MVs recently and it's so noticeable and funny how the official one is so clunky https://youtu.be/L4IWA9syq0o while the non official MVs are so smooth https://youtu.be/RkNGwq1Lvi4fug copied the wrong link
My trainee keeps breaking into my home. When I mentioned this to the director and Tazuna they just laughed at me. What do I do?
>>554532454>>554532454>>554532454
>>554532235How did they do it the smoothing process?Interpolation? High fps mod?
>>554532157thank you, smart pigeon. I would unironically never figure this out
I will continue using hachimi, I can't play without itif I get banned then fuck it, I've been playing this game way too much anyways
it would be really fucking funny if they decided to do a banwave right before club ranking calculations
Finally, decent oguri
>>554532157>cute pigeon is angygreat now it's 8am and I have a boner. goddamnit
