Previous: >>554532454>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Fine Motion (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR)01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Tama 3*+Neicha SSR+Ogurin SSR - Legend Races01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>554561982(breathing sounds stop)
>>554562054sex
>>554562054Mustard on the beat ho
SOONIM GONNA SPURT
Mambo
Rest in PISS sweepy
>>554562229obsessed
Stop being horny
>>554562283t. El Mysterio
>>554562247
>>554562348Meek is next
>>554562229
I seriously hope all the botters get banned with no possibility to appeal
is moving past good for late xoguri or is it a meme because from what im seeing no one is using it
Twin Turbo looks more like a robot than Bourbon desu
>>554562397Please do not post Meek, my boss won't appreciate it
>>554562229>botting your acc into a ban just to lose to me (hehe)
>>554562229>>554562382Mambo Derangement Syndrome
I've been playing this game for a few weeks now and I still don't have any idea what I'm doing. While I don't care about meta, I do want to want my Umas to be in their best possible shape. Like how do I know what stats to focus on or what races to pick?
Wife Groove
>>554562382
Why has the narrative gone from mambo is full of flatliners with a comically poor rank to mambo is full of botters with a very impressive rank?If you were to be taken seriously wouldn't you keep a consistant narrative?
>>554562627hehe...?
>>554562627
>>554562556Ypu wanna win G1 that give you the most fans and are part of sets (e.g triple tirara). Speed is the most important stat and you need enough stam to finish the races without gassing out
>>554562680The flatliners started to bot, not hard to understand retard-kun
>>554562382u try schizoposting every month to scare off our dacchispls take meds pronto
>click option >Connecting>ConnectingMaybe Cyniggers should spend their time upgrading their servers instead of wasting time with botters.
I literally can't find the 30 bucks that I had so I'm just going to not eat for a while and do a career or twoumamusume
>>5545622292mil per day doesn’t require a bot. That’s like 3 borrows and a single fan run. But now you have to follow this up with pictures of the flatline after the announcement if you’re going to commit to the bit
>>554560161Just found out about this today, spooked me when I saw the Maruzen star.Why did they have Gold City on the ONLY two days I didn't play the game...
>>554562863yeah you missed out, those 10 city stars were lifechanging
Daily reminder
>>554562560I will never understand why cleaning her trainer's room makes her happy, cleaning is a pain in ass
Mambo is serious stuffpls leave us be
>>554562807Line go up is not proof of botting dumbass hacker-kun literally said mambo was the only one not botting
>>554562854>ignores fancount before bot is releasedMambo defense force is sad
A quick sprint room for lunch time!919378499193784991937849
>>554562545based kingu. I was away doing something else>>554562965mambo!
>>554562807Not even them but my line started to look like that pretty much after I figured out how to do fan runs
>>554562984i have a hard time believing clubs where everyone is doing less than 50m monthly are botting
>>554562965I need this but with the demon core
>>554562984>believing a retarded schizolol lmao retard
>>554563106If AT LEAST two members were botting the club would be AT LEAST S rank. Who the fuck bots to make an A+ club
Is it worth building Sprint aces now or should I wait until Motherfuckerfukikitaru's Speed card releasesI've already gotten a 15.5k Oguri Cap built but for the others I might be better off waiting and going with Kitasan/Fuku/4 Wit cards
HOOEEEH
>https://umamusume.com/news/100068/It's so fucking over...>I'm a HumanHIGHLY doubtful... Also are you faggot reading my posts or how come you suddenly started (kinda) commenting your commits?
>>554563183
>>554563219As opposed to the other retarded schizos here…?
>>554562964It's a euphemism.She is going to be cleaning his pipeDEEP cleaning
>>554563219“No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.”
Rice thinks you should stop making post about being raped by Umamusumes. Good Umas would NEVER rape their own trainer.
The recreation event where King Halo confuses babby scribbles for Avant-garde art may be the funniest event in the game.
Success breeds jealousy.
I fucking buy fucking RUSHING GALE and TRUST IN MY ACE to PROC IT just when LATE RACE STARTS
>>554563281anyon it literally says he's posting here...
what happened this month is that autis/uma/ was the runaway suzuka rabbit to Mambo's NSM+A&S proc... that's why Mambo is speeding up to S rank so easily now
Mambo!
>>554563219You?
>>554563498i cant wait to train mambo soon
>>554563436success = mejealousy = meisho doto
>sweepbot released around december>el mysterio starts botting>line goes up
>>554563082still one slot open
>>554563498Does mambo have a cute butthole?
>>554563498Is Mambo (the sovlful club) the counterpart to Sweepy (soulless botter)?
>>554563464Not what I asked about, no shit he posts here.>>554563643>around decemberLol? This thing has been going for months.
>>554563643You are absolutely obsessed with this guy and his club, seek help
>>554562965Feels like a new schizo latched on to you guys. The old ones were all about making you guys play or just mentioning of flatliners.
>>554563643>Random retard says he's botting in mambo OMG GUYS LOOK SEE LOOK
It's funny how you can see mamboschizo get genuinely more and more upset the club is A+ now, he's full on enraged
Quotachuds just jealous of mambogawds for maintaining A+ while keeping it casual. Literally just playing for the love of the game.
>>554561742She ain't gonna dominate the race like last cm, but dueling her is a death sentence.
what are the VA's other roles?she has honestly such a cute voice
know what im obsessed about? yeahI like to watch things while doing fan/parent runs but this shit is toning my soul. shit is me (soul) punching the proverbial wall without gloves on while my uma gets fans
>>554563957
I was looking around Tama's kitchen and one drawer was just full of McDonald's ketchup packs.
>Futa >Oversized ugly cocksEvery single time
>>554563945Lately I've been watching stormchasing videos while doing parent runs, makes me wish I was inside the tornado sometimes
>>554558690I really do wonder why couldn't they at least unlock the 60fps within their game or at least during MVs. If Hachimi is able to unlock it then that means the game itself can do it but they just refuse to.Are they scared of 60fps or something?https://litter.catbox.moe/h1chi6.mp4 You can notice some choppy frames from the official one (left) while right one is smooth.
>>554564027Oguri would eat the ketchup alone
>>554563908>>554563793Flatliners were embarassed and started botting
>>554563643I am also in mambo and im dual boxing two sweepy clients, im also from umadashScreenshot this and post it 2 months from now for an epic own
>>554563929sick double maru team bwo
>>554563936You know you can google that shit, retard.
>>554564030Almost as if FUTA faggots are HYPE MEGA GAY and they have dog shit taste
>>554562984>said mambo was the only oneLiterally wrong. The botdev showed a Mambo botting screenshot but then later said it wasn’t the /uma/ Mambo. The only other screenshot was umaooo botting.The dev did not “clear” anybody. He just showed those two then fucked off. Unless you want to say “the botdev cleared everyone” then sure, but no he did not specifically clear Mambo and you need to get this fantasy out of your head
>>554563807not a horse cockcringe! if I were a saudi prince, I would make my slaves go scape all the images like these from the /uma/r34 sites, and if they had no horse cocks I would get the artist killed such as how it should end for this artist >>554564048>chase storm>sucked into tornado, end up in kansas>no internet, no uma game>2 days inactive>kicked from club NOOOOOOOO
>>554564089>taishin>straightaway spurt
>>554564016
>>554563793You know what they say, pretend to be retards then real retards think they belong there
>>554563793It's definitely a new one. I only doxxed names when it comes to flatliners and rulebreakers because danchou wouldn't do shit.
>>554564164Read the text on the image I initially posted
Straightaway spurt more like straightaway squirt
Awesome thread guys
This run is cursed
>>554563393naruhodo
umamusume will be saved by the DIRT expansion
>>554564391>late
>>554564336thanks bwo
>>554564308Congrats on making schizos latch onto your club forever
next thread will be better
>>554564336shut the fuck up you faggot jesus christ you always make up fake shit cuz youre upset people arent scremaing "TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY" every 2 seconds
>>554564391try running her as pace. she has no ultimate (in career I like to think that the game/uma will do it perfectly to proc ult most of the time) youre running a late without an ult. like nice nature in late will be 4th on the final corner to teleport to 3rd and use ult
>>554563082We still need one more team!
>>554564501A small price to pay for dancho to do his only job
This is the ideal uma body
>>554564465God I wish that were me
>>554564590He still won't so now you have schizos and you still arent happy, should have taken my advice months ago and left
>>554564543it's over
>>554564543cant sign up with < 15 mins left >>554564590>jobreminder this is a game and the leader does it "for fun"if you want him to do a job you should pay him
>>554564615beautiful mare
>>554563793It's some guy desperate to poach the fan earners. He tried this shit last month too.
speed cards are a fucking mythsweep sr + kita ssr btw
>>554564668>and you still arent happyWrong. Dancho finally enforced the rule>>554564738said "job" is enforcing rule he personally wrote and everyone agreed to
>>554564319>gets proven wrong>muh text
The next arc in the Mambo saga is to overthrow danchou (who caused all this shitstorm in the first place), but how?
>>554564804I don't even think it's that I think it's just an unemployed faggot with nothing better to do
>sleep for 10 hours>wake up>still feeling tired>want to sleep morewtf I'm Seiun Sky?
>>554564464>>554564540Run her as pace chaser for career mode and then switch her to late for cm you mean?
>>554563058>the bot was invented last month
If you all keep this up, I'll have to post THAT
Nyo... not THAT...
>>554564883You haven't proven shit show me
>>554563082>>554564543set the starting time to 3 hours so people have time to join fucking retard monkey bitch
Yeah... THAT
>botting is wrong guise!!!!!!!!11Fuck off niggers. This fucking game, which is based entirely on RNG, deserves to be botted.
>>554564904>sagaMambo is ascending why would they overthrow anyone
7 and mambo is the most soulful club in /uma/
>>554565084heres a 7 for you
>>554565202don't play the fucking game then if you hate bullshit rng so much
seven this seven thatget new material already
>>554564717>>554564738We going again. Get in here!358032203580322035803220
7 and shut UP
>>554564319Bro I’ve read every post/image in the thread. All I’m saying is that botdev did not “clear” Mambo. I’m not the anon accusing Mambo. In fact I think 99% of /uma/ isn’t retarded enough to use a bot. But “botdev cleared Mambo” is false. Botdev cleared no one and was in some kind of discord triff against Eden or Endless of some random top clubs. Thinking he could “clear” anyone is stupid as it’s not the only bot and he only had screenshots of a couple days. But he literally didn’t say “yep, Mambo, these sweet innocent guys, they’re clear of bots exclusively”. Saying that he did is retarded.
Am I supposed to take NSM on Golshi for this CM?
>>554565358So close...
I can't be the only one who enjoys playing umamusume...
mambwos
Okay b ut I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really relaly really really really reallyr eally really really reallyr elaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>554565424always take NSM on Gold Ship
>>554565449I genuinely enjoy doing fan runs, it's perfect while you watch something on the side
hehe...
>>554565449I think its neat
>>554565581But the umalator says I do better subbing other skills...
I only do my single daily career run, I trust in cygenerous to give me gibs and free pulls
>>554565452uhhhh mambwos??
>>554565612Danchou's bitch has spoken
>>554565406soooooo you're literally just arguing semantics. If you don't believe anyone's botting who the fuck cares nigga>BUT-BUT THAT'S ACKSHULLY NOT TRUEshut the fuck up
>>554565797what are the other skills in question?
>>554565843Curren is a whore
THAT
>>554565449umamusume is literally my favorite game, at least until Monster Hunter Wilds G
I hate being on 100TP
bwos… i don't want to login until she gets here…
>>554566023Anon... your login carats...
I confessed to my Danchou that I'm botting and he said it's fine...
what are your thoughts on mihono bourbon
>>554566251I like that people call her Bobo
Thread is too brown right now, I'll be back later when eurojeets are asleep
>>554566173You gave him a sloppy one so it's understandable
>>554566251only bot I like
>>554565857>>554565110https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/551613426/#551627679
All my homies hate Sweepy
>>554565857you’re the one that needs to shut the fuck up anon, I’ve seen you post “botdev said Mambo was clear” as if that was true multiple threads now.If you don’t want people to call you out for bullshit don’t spout bullshit. Again, I say this as someone with nothing against Mambo who thinks most of /uma/ isn’t bots.
noob here, the Riko card's failure protection is only for the training she's landed on at the time right? It's not for all training in general?
>>554566670But she's nice and gives me good support cards.
>two turns no rainbows, with both Almond Eye and Air Groove just sitting on Stamina on both turns Why.
>>554566768Correct, and it's only a small % reduction
>>554566768yes, check all of the other training and their % will be higher
>>554566768That's what failure protection and energy reduction does, yeah
>The vast majority of the 2nd year had at least ONE wit rainbow going, if not even 2 or 3What a weird run this was
>>554566830some things never change huh
>>554566251A cute! >>554566371heh
>>554565917Example:
>>554566715I don't live on this site that wasn't me posting on different threads. I don't check 4chan logs from months ago to verify accuracy. I hope you relish your vindication on today's umamusume thread
>>554566830Air Groove please.
you can farm 3* by going on a horse with derby goal and only training speed to 600
>>554566251Bobo a cute
>>554565449i like experimenting with different builds and how to get them with what cards i havei like studying the game mechanics to figure out what builds to tryi like the stories and the little life lessons in them that i wish i had seen earlieri like the umamusume sexy body and fucking
>>554564615this is
>0 energy>Riko lets you keep trying with 67% fail rate that would normally be 100%I wish I never found this out
>>554567172She stole those!
>>554566851>>554566857>>554566870Thanks bros, I understand everything now
>>554567245NEVER STOP GAMBLING
I know most of /uma/ is botting but I just can't prove it yet
>>554566963Actually, I get best results using the build on the right but subbing Extra Tank for Nimble Navigator.
based pace bakushin
Sex with Verxina
>>554567172>Suzuka after eating American food for a couple of months
>>554567296you will NEVER prove that I'm bottingpartly cuz my club is dying and will soon have a rapid fall after all the good people leave
>>554567317Sounds like a stamina problem then. You can't make use of NSM if you don't have the stam for the full spurt
the truth is out there
based unity cup ignited...wit I will take that pull every time to roll for rare wit spark
You pull your dick out and Oguri and Biya give you this look.
/uma/, I've just done my 20th El parent run with Sprint A/S and I haven't got a single Sprint or Turf spark.I don't mean 3* Sprint or Turf, I mean literally not even 1* or 2* either.That's a 0.03% chance and I refuse to believe it. Please somebody tell me how this works.Also fucking TWELVE of them gave me Mile sparks, what the fuck is this shit?
>>554567146Based game enjoyer
>Do an ulala run last night>Absolutely horrendious dog shit with 5 failed trainings, tons of debuffs>Today 2 runs start with dog shit (7th and 6th) debut races, the latter even getting a fucking debuff skillTHIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE MY BOT, YOU MAKE ME ANGRY CUZ I SEE THE BAD SHIT HAPPEN IN REAL TIME
>>554561982What is Orfevre's actual personality based on real horse? Is she really just mean princess type like people here meme her as?
you fucking "game enjoyers"wait till MANT comes and you have no bots.......you will regret you life..............
>>554567537succubus
>>554567506Well, even if it sucks, I'm probably not getting any better than this before cm starts.
>>554567848SHUTTHE FUCK UPOYOU STUPID TRANNYi dont care for your fear mongering MANT autism you tripple faggot
>>554567697I feel like that's a major El problem. I sorted my sparks recently to clean up room and ALL of my El were except for the 2 Pace chasers pink
>>554567893pump is useless on goldship you should have gotten NSM instead
>>554567403She's so pretty.
Danchou! I got my new all times fan record!I am kinda upset that I lost Victoria Mile in senior year for no reason, could have been 900k+
inumusume
>>554568061Thanks for waiting until after I clicked confirm to chime in.
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qi0phf/i_ran_the_arima_kinen_myself/>8 km/hLMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>554568296I think dogs are cute
>>554568296pet play with my inumusume trainee
Speedcardbros, what's our response?
Does maverick work with Runaway or does Suzuka still count as a front runner for the skill?
>>554568552>Speed isn't cappedThis is supposed to prove something?
>>554568552he could have done this first try with speed cards
>>554568552
Easiest way to get an A on the Extra Test? I'm stuck here...
>>554568552would this even be usable for sprint/mile CM?
running the sweep card is kinda liberating, now i can just glue the run immediately when i dont agemasen spurt instead of waiting until senior year for the last inspiration
>>554568384i run like this and i am faster than that
>>554567803Orfevre had a temper, yes
>>554568769buy the gold skills nigga
>>554568920the sweep card made me hate air groove
>>554568920>running the sweep cardBro, you are gonna get banned...
>>554568552consistency - the quality of achieving a level of performance which does not vary greatly in quality over time
>>554568920What does the Sweep card bring to the table exactly?
OK fine I will try for spurt if it is really good I wanted to take the roll for mood up on good mood early anyway
>>554568971T R A C E NRACEN
>>554562556>Like how do I know what stats to focus onGeneral priority would be>Stam + gutsEnough for what you want to use the Uma for. E.g CMs or Time trials. If it's just to beat the career you can get away with a lot less.>SpeedAlways try to cap speed. You don't need to cap it to win career though>Power + WitAs much as you can get without sacrificing the above
>>554569048first event in her line gives spurt (agemasen)
>Face jaw and neck has been in pain all day>Eye keeps twitching>Throbbing headache>Can barely focus enough to do my runsUma for this feel?
>>554568920did you borrow it?i have my own at 1lb (don't ask how) and shit is so ass i am considering dropping my biko borrow for it at MLB
SEIUN STOP GIVING ME GROUNDWORK AND GIVE ME LONG S INSTEAD
just be a self-respecting trainer and run air shakur SSR
>>554568769Do it with Mayano if you have her, she has one of the gold skills, you have to unlock her potential for it thoUse fukutaru card and pick her team name, another of the gold skillsssr Riko for another goldsomething that gives maestro for anotherit's on skill is free1k speed and try for 1k stam
>>554564056For some reason the voice lines are out of sync when you do auto at 60fps. The dialogue moves too fast so the voice clips get cut off.
>>554562229omatsuri mambo
>Long S>Spurt>Speed 1077>Wit 488The monkey paw, it curls...
>>554567803
>>554569253I'm borrowing itit's honestly kinda ass. Inheritance spurt is probably better but I need to keep my sanity
>>554569573>"trainer's dick is this big"
>>554568769OG creek and vodka ssr or OG mayano and creek
>>554569615it is more likely than inheriting it from sparks unless you have like 15 spurt sparks
Is Falco a loyal girlfriend?
>>554568872Dueling works pretty well in sprint, especially since angling don't work at all in sprint. The one I made with way less guts literally won after getting pushed down to 4th place, dueling all 3, and managing to sprint ahead and win.
>Constant mood downs>Middle of classic year and Riko is nowhere to be seenCUT ME INTO PIECES
>>554569803No she wants to be an idol so she will have to fuck her producer and sponsors
>>554569187ohh you meant the SSR Sweep Tosho, here I was confused what was so special about SR Sweep Tosho...
>>554567642Biwa is looking at your dick, Oguri is looking at the sandwich on the table behind you.
>>554562229/uma/ and schizos fears the MamboNEXT STOP IS OVERTAKING UMAOOOO AND GOING TO S
okay seriously what the fuck is wrong with the game lately? constant 2nd and 3rd place bullshit while I'm doing the same shit i was doing the last few days. what the fucking fuck is this rng garbage aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How many times do i need to hit sprint sparks from inspiration for the halloween creek to reach sprint A? Once? Twice?
>>554569705It is more likely but you end up with a worse uma because the card is ass
>>554568983>>554569608Would she be a good uma wife though?
>>554570036from the start of the career, you can raise an E to A, an F to B, and a G to C, so you would need two sprint inspirations.
>>554568920I’ve only gotten spurt once out of the 20 times I borrowed it
>>554570061>45% friendship training>trash
>>554570061The card is ok, the 0 starting gauge sucks but the fat speed gains and sp gain put it into mid tier in terms of speed SSRs
>>554570036you can bring G to B with 10 sprint sparks and then you need 1 inspiration for A
>>554570121if you want to be a house husband that gets raped, sure
>>554570134>>554570252G to C or G to B then...
>>554570252Isn't it G to C only
Is there any better way to start a career?
>>554570287Thst describes bring married to lile 70% of umas
Do you get more tokens for Rank A or is there no point aiming for it?
>>554569956
Marvelous!
>>554570430Bro you have 90 minutes
>>554570390With my oishu on my dick.
>>554570346>>554570358nevermind the other anons is right 10 sparks brings G to C I was thinking taishin is G sprint
Is "Ikuno Dictus" a good name for a horse girl?
>>554570536It's Tuesday...
dic in her feet foot fetish horse
Is el condor the meta for the next cm or why are dacchis torturing themselves with double inspiration sprint?
>>554570574more like 3 days?
>>554570716I'd like to iku in her with my dicktus, if you know what I mean
>>554570716Ikuno....... Dictus
>>554570716it is the best of names
>>554570430>>554570574Sorry, I mean test coins.
>>554570716It's perfect. You can even shorten it to Iktus.
I can live happy with the knowledge that my favorite Uma didn't get bittercream'd. RIP Golshifags.
>>554570512Urara wouldnt say this.Spechud would though
>>554569253The card is perfectly fine at 0LB, just run kitasan + Sweep 0LB and borrow Biko. Thats what I run along with Riko + wit cards, or a rice shower if I need more stamina, it gives good results
>Fast Learner>Long S>Good speed rainbows >I want to fucking kill myself
I’m unironically thinking of running shakur for spurt…
>>554571435se beautiful
For what fucking purpose in Unity is there that if I bring only 3 ssrs, only one of them finishes. I haven't had an actual event from the cards I brought in like 10 turns. Why the fuck does this happen so often its so fucking dumb
Cute blush
>>554571458Fuck at this point, might as well gamble on 1st option
name 3 horses
>>554571520penalise f2poors for using ssr welfare
>>554571607I did obviously but that doesn't make up for not having recreations available for energy management during career and being too late to organically gain stats from rec.
>>554571520There's more scenario events in unity compared to URA. So there's less slots for card events
>>554571640shut up ritual cunt
>>554571520Better stat total regardless
Please say something that might motivate me to do my dailies.
duramente is the hottest of the groove line desu
>>554571640Mejiro McqueenMejiro RyanMejiro Dober
>>554571714Not an argument when the game has no problem shoving King's training up my ass two runs in a row despite not running her card.
>>554571848I think Duramente is cute, not hot. There is nothing about her personality that helps push her into the hot zone.
h***mi bwos, I thought the "live theather allow same chara" means I could put the same character on every slot and get a concert of 18 King Halos but it doesn't workanyone know what that option does?
>>5545718207 and you go do your dailies
>>554571820If you do your dailies right now you can have the rest of the day to yourself without worrying about doing them last minute! Getting it out of the way early on will make you feel way better.
gn
>>554571813stats can't replace a gold skill you never gotFucking bourbon wit card
>>554571640A Horse with No Name
>>554571097Tell me none of you trainers ITT actually look like this?
>>554572163Goodnight Fuku bro
>>554561982sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
4 out of 5 parent runs today have given Mile spark at the end.So this is the deal I'm making for this run.If this fifth and final parent run gives a Mile spark, I'm deleting my account. I'm pulling the plug.Check back in half an hour anons.
>>554572209milk truck arrive
>>554572284no, I'm not old enough to have gray hair, I have all of my teeth and I'm to lazy to clean shave every day
>>554572209curren chang doesn't have allat
>>554572253
STOP GLUGGING
>>554572284Only people that work all the day look like this
I got to 15 cards on the event
>>554572284Literally me but with less teeth and grey hair.
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we low roll on everything here
>>554572284Gold Ship trainers look like this?!I can only imagine what Daiwa Scarlet or Agnes Tachyon trainers look like.
>>554572854What kind of sparks did you use?
>>554571848Duramente is too silly and autistic to be considered hot. I'd still pump her full with children though, but that's for different reasons.
2.99kk event points gained this event
is it better to proc hoguri before spurt for carryover speed or right when spurt startsin other words is a small breather late surger a potential strategy
>>55457307610 stamyou can tell because both power and Stam are low
Who's the craziest, most mentally unstable uma and how can I make her my wife?
>>554573219I am surprised you could cap speed like that, were you at full energy all the time?
>>55457270922 here
>>554572284I am bald but I still have all my teeth, so we're kind of even I guess.
>>554573390pretty much, and when i wasnt I had Rikoid replace Ikuno Dictus with Dobe SR, ikuno dictus is just a bad card
>>554572954>I can only imagine what Daiwa Scarlet or Agnes Tachyon trainers look like.Chestnutters.
>>554571640Gold ShipStay GoldGold City
24 me
why are all you botters up so early
T.T
>>554571097I don't know what that is but it sounds like awful garbage so I'll continue to be ignorant of it.
>>554573597https://youtu.be/Wvd3CUIXPeM
>>554573327Dream Journey. Join the Gold clan, stay because there's no way out.
>>554573669I think I got botchecked in career but the game gave me a free 1200 speed grass wonder that won a lot of races, and no alarm clocks career
>>554572284Crazy Dave?
>>554573390i should also mention that Fukukitarus Secret event gives her +36 speed at 35 race bonusthat does help a lot
>>554573747yes yes youre a pedo we get it redditor
>>554573869actually I'm a tranny
>>554571640Has anyone named their race horse Jackie Chan?
>tfw account is still working
>>554573869Pedophilia is a 4chan philia.
>>554571932Even when artists try to make her hot, she still looks goofy.
>>554570716The only bad names for a horse girl are gay ones like Brian and Ryan.
>>554573914If you send me $5k I'll name a racehorse Jackie Chan
>>554572854>low roll>still has maxed speed and 1k witFaker
>>554572854>0% growth>1 speed card>capped speedFuck this game, meanwhile i can't cap with 3 speed on 10%
>>554572280My name's not Shane kid
>>554574253It's called a humblebrag you dip.
>was promised an acc ban>have yet to see anythingnooticing
CYGAMES RELEASE THE SWEEPY FILES, BAN ALL THE BOTBROWNS RIGHT NOW
>>554574310Yeah yeah, good luck with your next "lowroll", you poser.
>>554572284>Gold Ship didn't just get Ugly Bastard'd, she got THE ugly bastard artistWell I feel less mad about losing to all those past Gold Ships.
>Even children are saying her head is hugeBiwawa...
>>554574553This strikes my dicta.
>fucking around on youtube>get flashbanged by [the marvelous zone]>the fucking song will not leave my head nowHELP SHE'S IN MY FUCKING BRAINSOMEDAY MONDAY TUESDAYYES MUTEKI NI HYPER MINDSOMEDAY HOLIDAY EVERY DAYIT'S MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIME
I just saw the notice. Does this mean 'chimi users got sent to the shadow realm? I was thinkin' to install if for the analytics.
>>554574276you just click the up arrowalso you highrollalso you gotta push speed a little harder and stack TE
>>554574509this looks like boobs in the thumbnail lol
>>554572854How does this even work, just spam wit and speed bursts?
>muh personality >Muh autistJPfags ruin everything especially characters who aren't even out in enGo back
>>554574276wit cards give you speed bwo
>>554574509What >>554574729 said.
>>554574824my wife
>>554574553stop posting this incredibly cute boy, otherwise I'll start being a schizo ranting about jp things
>>554574682Nah it's just a warning for some reason. Cygames doesn't warn about bans so this one was weird. Either nothing's gonna happen or it's a warning for their paypiggies
AAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEE DANCHO WHY DID YOU REPORT MY ACCOUNT TO CYGAMES! DANCHO I TRUSTED YOU!!!DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>554574921
>>554574921Unlike that other anon, I like JP rants. Please do.
>>554575042you were falling behind he quota so i decided to replace you
>>554575046 >>554575107AAAAAA I HATE JP I HATE /umaJP/ I HATE EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAA KILL KEIBA
is midrace skills important a gaslightit's making me think of buying straightaway adept and ramp up
>>554575169kek
>>554575226they are important, my previous ace didn't perform whatsoever despite having everything else. then I remade her with the same exact build BUT with midrace and I started winning
>>554575226you need them because your accels require a certain position and everyone else has midrace velocitymidrace velocity are prisoner skillsexcept you don't want too many or you overshoot
...
Both Biwa and Brian are such insane levels of CUTE that I could just die looking at them
>>554574996I think that one anon was right and the hacked Suzuka race going a bit viral pissed them off
>>554575573this but only biwa
>>554575501
>>554574706I fucking LOVE slightly pudgy, big titty anime girls wearing cow print bikinis...The playfulness of it, the embarrassed look on their face, the implication of wearing it, and of course, the big tits.There really is quite nothing else like it.
where are our christmas gibs
why are some skill hint and inspiration skills O? what happens if I buy 1 level in them or max them out?
>>554575226you want midarace after position keeping ends
>>554575564He's the dancho so he gets a pass
>>554575564Danchud...
>>554575796you mean holidays?
Alright Anon your current career goal as a trainer is to survive
>>554574509>Kids realize Biwa has a big head>Kids realize Machitan is a loserKids in uma are RUTHLESS
>>554575564It's mambo's danchud what do you expect
>>554576003which ones?
bigwa hugehead
>>554572339Here we go...
>>554575609I also do think that was the case since the timing matches up, and they specifically mentioned "the use of external tools or other unofficial modifications". Botting have been going on since forever and blatant at that but they didn't care about it.
>>554576045>cute tsun boy will never nibble your hand>>554575765based based based
>Open club discord>Somebody asks Danchou if they allow botting>Danchou says yes
>>554575564he's on vacation on a certain island
>>554576087I would start with Tama-chan's micro umanko
>>554576226mile and
>>554574732essentially yea, training effectiveness is an important statyou would ideally want some bursts on power a lot of TE units stacked on top. and you need 35 race bonus, no matter what.
>>554576226>>554572339>>554576467lollmao evenwhatever, I'm taking the 8* Sprint Pasa because I'm sick to fucking death of parent runs. How is this the only Sprint I've got in 22 runs. God I hate this fucking game.
>>554576334He's on the Sweepstein island getting the sweepy files...
You will now play chess with a random Uma:https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersWould you be mated or mate your Uma?
What was our OG club's monthly requirements again, 40mil or was it 60?
>>554576593We'll play online chess and she'll lose because she doesn't know how to use a PC.
>>554576334Danchomo...
>>554569476nta, but thanks.
>woke up>not banned Erm banwavebwos…
>>554576593easy win
>>554573747Why is Urara the only one in her casual outfit?
>>554576593I think I'd... no idea honestly. I'm pretty bad at chess, so I'd prolly loose, but at least we'd have fun and lots of laughs.
Can we get a jiggie going
>>554576852>he doesn't know about the innate chess buff for being a dad
>>554576853she forgot her pijama
>>554576593>Oguri CapI'll lose because she'll eat my pieces while I'm not looking.
>>554576593https://umamusu.wiki/Seiun_SkyFuck. One of the few umas who might actually be good at chess.
Mambodanchou promised me onlyfans if i play more to leverage less fans from botting. Isn't onlyfans an AlmondLove danchou's thing? You can't just steal that...
>>554576593>TM Opera OThere's just no winning this even if I do win
>>554576593I just realized that I know nothing about Stego's personality
>>554577074haha hilarious post
mambo my Seiun Sky is Maruzensky spark the parent run and didn't the Swinging Maestro race in the fourth position for this CM to proc the unique and pace promote in the Bermuda triangle for this CM you need to golshi and end surgers don't they don't they don't they Tazuna at the training sparks maximum for the Arima Kinen it's the sprint Legacy parent in the near 2026 for free rolls and Cygames events that concert setup it's free it's free, Maruzensky. TM Opera O, Meisho Doto. Scrim anon scrim in the, Japanese Derby for good triple crown sparks Wit sparks. Doto
>>554577219>I don't know anything about this character I likeaverage weeb be like
>>554576087how much does tamamo charge for a night?
>>554575169https://umamusu.wiki/Fusaichi_PandoraGetting mated by a genius not-MILF..
>>554577364I don't care about him though
>>554577384https://umamusu.wiki/Almond_Eye
Test. Sorry for tripping. It's temporary. Here's a drive folder that I think I did correctly: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1MFlMLXdegd8iIxnzIpvolhgl3IDqWdu4I am very old and make mistakes. I'm not advertising. Everything I do here is free. pls no ban
>>554576593I have no idea what she's like. Never got her support card and never come across her in anyone's stories meaning I am just simply unlucky I guess.
>>554576859I want to do a big one but I'm busy for the next few hours
Uhhh.... mayanobros?
>>554577694Hi there!You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>554576593Easy 4-move-checkmate
>>554577694GRAYSOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>554576593I think we'd be equally dumb of ass
Test, is my jannie melty ban over?
>>554578171STOPBEINGRACIStBIGOT
>>554578238The entire game is about racing though...
I honestly think my Teio is allergic to Long S. This is like my 10th borrow without a long S
>>554577694>FeetBased>slopNot based
>>554578238It wasn't for racism though I am racist, it was cause I made an uma thread on /v/
>>554578324>FeetBeta KEK>SlopDepends on the usage. If you have a universal hate for it you're probably a twitter tranny.
>made an S rank goldship>has pretty much every skill she could possibly want and great global stats>but no long SBe honest, how big of a brick is it, or a better comparison, would a A+ goldship with less power/wit and less velocity skills but with S long be better?
>>554578419>/v/ jannies GLOBAL(!) banning fags for creating video game threads in which people talk about video gamesHow wonderfully ironic>b-b-b-but it's gacha spam!Then how come porn goon threads are up 24/7, or the e-celeb AI garbage? Hmmmmmmmm
i only can jerk it to non-AI
>>554578425>if you don't like to eat shit, you must be (CURRENT BOOGEYMAN) Yeah, no, you can fuck right off with this.
i rarely jerk it to slop, and then only to trash i make myself as a change of pace, and i dont spam or upload that trash either
>>554578524quick answer is Long S > S rank, but you should post your golshi first
reached 3.021kk event points on accident going to let them transfer for monies. I would do another card if I was on spin25 though
Is Both Slipstream and PTO at the same time retarded or genius(for an End Closer)?
>>554578694A foot faggot and a scat nigger that can't stop thinking about eating shit. kys troon.
hoeh...
>>554578863Meek should stop seducing people like this
>card 24>spin 21>40 currency points left thanks game for free monies
>>554578872Of course they're both good unless you're making an end closer who deliberately wants to be stuck on 9th for the entire midrace
>>554578668AI is definitely slop but God damn my dick is addicted to slopYou know how much of a good schizofap it is to take old childhood friend photos, turn them into giant breasted bimbos, and have them get into embarrassing poses?...actually, considering you used a sweep image, mabye you don't...
>>554578882Whatever helps you cope, shit eater.
>>554579018>take old childhood friend photos, turn them into giant breasted bimbos, and have them get into embarrassing poses
>20 minutes for the banwaveUh-oh. Sweepies are going to be swept. Are you safe, anon?
>ignited wit unity spark >on horse with 700+ wit >procs instantly still taking it every time for spark to eventually give it to a child uma whos dumb
>>554578872Where are you getting all these stickers from? (That FM one made me laugh.)
Do i Roll for xmas oguri now
I thought girls liked guys who play this game? Why are they ghosting me whenever I ask them about it?
>>554579246if you're a metafag you would've pulled for her day 1 if you're a waifufag ask your cock
>>554579246It's not worth it to roll for umas if you miss the day 1 improved odds. I'd just wait and spark her in the mega banner
Good night friends!!
>>554579018Could've had that IRL if your ancestors cared enough to raise you properly
>>554579163Why do you talk like a 47 year old dad?
>>554579435>day 1 improved odds
>>554579447gn
Would Marvelous Sunday forgive me for not getting the last dupe of her support card?
>>554579018if you're currently on drugs, i think you need to quit. if you're not currently on drugs, please consider fentanyl. i can't say what's wrong with you, so i think we should start playing with the dials just to see what happens.
>>554579468What the fuck anon
>>554579468Good one!
>>554579468this is an ojisan general chud
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>554579323thinking of select ticketing oguri or new years opera...
>>554576859Jiggie of modest size:https://jiggie.fun/_iS50m
kingu im not retardano
>>554579452What do you mean? Were your ancestors ancient wizards?
we lowest roll
>I could've fucked my childhood friend>I could've married and turned her into a big tiddy bitch by pumping her full of birth juice>Instead I turned into a weirdo that takes old photos of her and slops it upQuality bait, but sadly also VERY realistic considering the times and how many lonely freaks there are out there
If only this was a stam 2*
>>554579665what do you need so much wit for
>>554579018
>>554579530
I'm drunk and crying about the 1000+ hours I've wasted on this piece of shit fucking game, time to nuke everything. Yeah I read Addiction By Design, thanks DUMBASS
>>554579018This except don't turn them into giant chested bimbos
>>554579665VERY smart horse...
>>554579960We lost another one...
>>554579960
>>554579960Noooo that's so sad give me your account haha
>>554579873late surger sucks so much donkey dick this CM that if they dont have 800+ power and 1000 wit they die on the uphill and die on the downhill
>>554579692>>Instead I turned into a weirdo that takes old photos of her and slops it upI wonder if people will finally stop uploading so many photos of themselves on the internet because of AI.
>>554579960dont make decisions while your drunk
who called john cygames
>>554580164
>>554580164canon
Event point check, /uma/.
>>554580251>I wonder if people will stop being morons seeking attentionNo lmao, will never happen. Normalfags refuse to be smart about their privacy.
>>554579960You ain't going no where
>>554580135why aren't you running her as an end then? looks easier
>>554579960>1000+ hoursyou made me check my steam playtime, what the FUCK
>>5545803272M because I've been trying to get long S on Teio since forever
>>554580269>um, hello? this is the wrong number
>>554580164This is what became of her after failing her triple crown and staying undefeated goals.
>>554579280Lie about being a homosexual for different results
>>554579960tuesday night...
Is we getting the banwave?
>>554580327
>>554580269no, this is not john cygames it's papa johns.... and please stop ordering family size meals for yourself...
>>554579692Why are we doing the whole chad right-wing nuclear family larp and only blaming the guy? I had a childhood friend too. She became a Crack whore single mom, and yes I tried to save her at one point before it got really bad, real life isnt a fantasy romance novel
>>554580327I'm sadly not unlocking the 3m point sex scene with Maya
>>554580251Honestly I hope so. I had my fun but I'm tired of literally every woman online being either a thirst trap, saleswoman, or a lecturer. TikTok is a societal bane
>>554580552I like this character.
>>554580617what the fucking fuck are you talking about?this is about some faggot being a creepy sloptard, not some "hur dur politics" bullshit.
Wit pop ups drastically decreased during senior year, glue or ok?
>>554579960This is why I play on my phone. Nothing to track hours played.
>>554580061I haven't been here for a weekWhere are these new stickers coming from
>>554580757uncapped speed, low wit, glue
have the sweepers been killed yet?
>>554580083Kissing Buena Vista on the lips.
>>554580817Cygames webstore new paid sticker bundle
>>554580817from here *spreads ass*
>>554580757Like for Moonlight Sho or...?
>>554580251Only retards care if someone uses AI to make them naked or do some weird shit. It's a nothingburger problem that will be forgotten
>>554580817We had some fun threads ago >>554468352
>>554580817Some anon made this: https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>554580867I'm still here, so no.
>>554580757Nice URA uma
>>554580937STOP SHARING IT I'M TIRED OF IT
>>554579512no
>>554580834It's a bit difficult to cap speed with only 2 speed cards, and the parents are stamina and power. Is there an easier way?
Better feeling than sex
>>554580932It's bizarre that in this thread people are even noticing it at all, given that they don't say a word about the constant celebration of pedophilia that goes on here. I guess it's part of the anti-AI fundamentalism that's popular right now?
banwave is less than a minute!!!!!!
>>554580738>not some "hur dur politics" bullshitPlease refer to the post with the haru image
>>554580817
That was close...
>Everyone has over 2m event pointsCygames needs to start handing out those bans ASAP.
>>554581030What speed cards are you using? Post deck
TOTAL SWEEPER DEATH
>>554581121What politics are involved in that post, exactly?
>>554581093>trannies(libtards) invade site>constant celebration of pedophilianooticing
>>554580598>>554580614>>554580627Touch some grass retard
>>554581004
>>554581168That's not that many. I've got like 1.2 or 1.3 million and I don't bot or seriously compete.
>>5545803273mthis is the latest potential parent from unity scenario (6* speed + ~50 whites)
Cool, nothing happened.Why did you all think there'd he a ban wave?
>>554581093anime girls =/= pedophilia
>>554581093Uh what's wrong with pedophilia?
>>554581093AI sucks ass when it isn't done well or cleaned up or properly tagged. It also makes searching shit infinitely more difficult. I don't hate it but I can tolerate it if it isn't openly antagonistic. I'm mad about the RAM thing
>>554581242Touching grass..
>>554580935Thanks anonI'm gonna start backreading for more of these
>>554581196Already posted deck>>554580757Kitasan, Sweep, King Halo and Narita Brian are the only speed cards I have maxed.
>>554581093Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilIa. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy . Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition. My head hurts. I'm just trying to get my real life back.
i did a unity cup speedrun to get coins to finish off my last bingo card and finished literally seconds before the event endedwould have been a great run too if i had any fucking speed rainbows in the last half of senior year
>>554580937Hey this is fun
>>554581242Why did you only respond to those three
>>554581391>I'm mad about the RAM thingWhat makes it funnier is that it ONLY happened because of OpenAI, who makes the worst and most scummy model there is, besides Googles insanely left wing garbage.
>>554581436>SNIFFFFFF
>>554581242I just like playing the game
>>554581093Don't pretend you're above loliGODS, SEAtranny.
>>554581093this is a gacha game thread, 90% of posters here are either spics or SEAmonkeys and they're all fucking lolicons
>still not banned>botted for 24 hours hmmmmm
>>554581496>AGNES poster>Not insanely cringe>Actual facts and logic filled postHuh...
Lore on ryanxwonbin? Has anyone actually read his kancolle fanfic on fanfictiondotnet?
I like fat umas.
>>554581653We fuck lolis not lolicons, retarded nigger
>>554581495Do you have other wit cards? If you have MLB SR Wit (DaiSca/Sunday/Fuku) I'd borrow Mayano/Biko instead of FineMo
>>554581496>Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting,That's exactly what I was referring to, child. I'm not talking about being horny for Scarlet or even for Mayano.
uma musume
>>554581680based sweeptosher>>554581826>reddit spacing
>>554581643
>>554581732>agnes
sexo suzuka
>>554581580If I see one more Facebook tier hideous ChatGPT political comic I may have to visit Sam Altman
Everyone knows that pedophilia is normal, stop replying to the low quality bait and talk about uma
>>5545812314chan used to have a board named /l/You would know this if you were not some faggot, directionbrained tourist who joined in 2016 or after.
>>554581653facts are facts
>>554581875Why would cygames do this
>>554582072this is so ryanxwonbin-coded
>>554582085Anon...2016 was... 10 years ago...
>>554581859
>>554581996Sam Altman is unironically one of the worst things to have happened to this whole fucking industry. All the insane overhype, retarded misleading of MEGA ultra retarded stock holders making things worse everywhere. OpenAI going CLOSE FUCKING SOURCE, making the "open" part a complete fucking lie>b-b-but they released a (dog shit) model for free!!!after they were BUTT FUCKED by china for monthsAlso GPT is a dog shit model (used to be better), plus the whole photo creation thing is a hive for garbage.
>>554582072kingbros...
My favorite uma? Sweep Tosho, Nishino Flower, and Biko Pegasus.
I have zero interest in lolis.
>>554581580>the worstCopilot exists.
>>554582218I knowPeople who joined at that time are still a fucking blight.
honse
>>554582346Nobody likes Biko Pegasus.
*coughs blood*
my future mile/med CM teamall in their wedding dresses of course
>>554582189what does that even mean
>>554582540He's the first thread ebin
>>554582503I like Biko Pegasus.
>>554582420NO ONE gives a fuck for Copilot, so the damage it's doing to the wider public (so far) is minimal. GPT slop is fucking everywhere, from school home work to random slop imagery on your moms facebook.Gemini is trash, nor does anyone like Google.GPT is the focus of the mainstream retard audience, therefore it has done the most damage, plus Altman being a GIANT FUCKING JE
>>554582681That's a boy.
I feel like I'm just helping other XOguri by bringing my own non XOguri Pace. Maybe it's time to 3 End closers
>>554581824I got wit cards but most of them aren't in a good shape. Sunday and Fuku are missing a copy.
Watch! The edencaust will happen any second now.aaaaaany second now...
>>554582772Boys don't look like that.
Told me danchou I'm taking a 3 days sick leaveMumu Devs please
BIKO CARD PULLS SOONNEED ANY SUPPORT CARD
Reminder, MANT is sooner than you think!https://youtu.be/OLsKk20zH7s
>>554581732>>554581948
>>554563419Rice could never rape me because I'll always consent
>>554582828I don't get it
>>554580867Once cyjanny wakes up Sweepers will be swept.
>>554579018>take old childhood friend photos, turn them into giant breasted bimbos, and have them get into embarrassing posesYou forgot your Tachyon image to accompany your rapist post
>>554582884It is a reference to that Virtua Fighter guy
>>554582828KEK
>>554582905500fuckingpounds>>554582975I FUCKING HATEVIRTUA FIGHTERSTOP TALKING ABOUT ITSEGA SUCKS
>>554582868Bwos??? Skip fuku skip ntr??? 71M3 SENSEI?!!!
>>554582828LMAO
>>554582506Was it worth it?
>>554582828Should've used vivlos
>>554582884https://files.catbox.moe/22t4vd.mp4
>>554581391The whole RAM thing was a desperate hail mary to fuck everyone in the world over cause chatgpt is falling behind so he decided the best idea was to buy up (in theory, he doesn't actually have the money to afford it) the world's supply of RAM for years to slow his competitors. It's why he's been desperately begging the government to make tax payers pay for it or he'll go bankrupt (and pop the bubble at the same time).
>>554583049I love F-Zero X and GX though. Both better racing games than Umamusume
>>554580867I'm still here but all emulators are dead Botting within emulator were unironically undetectable so they just straight up stopped people from using emulators
I'll fuck your Narita Top Road, so you get NTR'd.
>>554583174i'll post it in the VFcord if someone makes it...
>>554583314awooga
>>554583314AI slop
>>554583314cuuute
>>554583314Taiki's melons are the best.
>>554582420Whatever MS was trying to do doesn't count.If there's a clown in the AI model making room is Meta. Their LLaMA model cannot even compete with free Chinese models.
>2 gold inspirations>0 pinks proc'dnigger
>>554583284>unironically undetectableYeah anon I'm sure spamming precise clicks on the very top-right corner while waiting for the OCR to unfuck itself is very human-like.
>>554583141Was actually my first Falco run for CM9 so maybe. I forgot to take wit bourbon though.
>>554583248I've been working on a Siivagunner shit post because Whiteland from F Zero SNES sounds like the Champions Meet music. Love my F Zero
>longslopI can't truly lose because I am not really trying
>>554583216>the doesn't actually have the money to afford itWell yeah, the whole company is a huge scam and a money pit. People supporting that fucking company by buying their stock are beyond mentally retarded, but then again so are 90% of all stock owner period.>and pop the bubble at the same timeAI will never leave, it's here to stay, but holy shit the way Altman and others overhyped it is so goddamn annoying and troublesome.Uma Musume
>>554583314That head is way too big and makes her look short but otherwise my wife
>>554582495Very cute do you have more? It really made me smile.
>>554583467>open source/local LLMs are in a death state>Llama becomes a thing, copium all around>3 and 4 are complete dog shit, completely replaced by French and Chinese shitlove to see it
you fags who don't make the text fit in the sticker frame are fucking sick
>>554579018Kinda surprised the (You)s this got, is this considered edgy these days?
umamusume sexily fucking
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>>554583870Doto says: SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORE
>>554583682damn you shiraoki...
Which way, torena-san?
>>554583314IRL I would have to kneel to read her name.
>>554584092marry, fuck
7 and /uma/ gets aids and dies
>>554584092left for loveright for BED DESTROYING SEX
I wanna say that I checked the game data and you CAN'T see the results of choices.Cygames isn't THAT fucking dumb, or at least they fixed it.
>>554584092dober>ardan>palmer>ramonu>mcqueen>bright>ry*n
they are drinking juice
>>554583467That's a fair assessment! While our model isn't the most robust in the market, we pride ourselves on being the scrappy upstart competitor! Think Rocky meets Punch-Out!! We're not just working our way to being better in the market, we're working our way to be the BEST in the market.
>>554568105I’m proud of you.
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>>554584234Ryan is the only one of these I would marry
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>>554583306here you go
>>554584501Chiyono wouldn't say this
>>554583567It’s the current industry buzzword. I think it’ll eventually settle down as a decent tool but it’s not the revolutionary mass job replacement thing (for most industries) that business leaders were hoping it would be.
