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>>555792275Hooman!
Someone's making a Noelle Pizza Tower modhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnJIiftYens
>>555792592reposing Jestelle
>>555792831>Noelle with supreme combat skills and reality-warping magic>her jokes are just as awkward as usualVery neat drawing
did we make it into the files /utg/? are we finally big shots too?
>>555792831Very cute clown! love the roaring knight scepter
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
it will be fun when jaru is more correct than others theorists
>>555793861But Mr. Spamton I have no more kromer :(
>>555794298Jaru, you are a pedophile
>>555795004Jaru is a diddy type media creator fr?
>>555795043correct!
>>555795004he's not. he's based but you wouldn't understandhe understands the game better than you
>>555795461stop tainting CHADnondorf's image, Jaru
Texting Asgore in the middle of a quick trip inside a retail agricultural & livestock supply store to make sure I am buying the correct natural pesticide he requested since the list he wrote out only mentions specifics like "try to find a refill bottle rather than a spray one" instead of particular brands, and although apparently he would've been fine with any there were still some he preferred due to effectiveness (I called him a silly billy goat and said I'd be home soon, to which he responded with a sheep, a pink heart, and a gold heart emoticon [there was no goat one so he had choose the next best thing]). Snuggled close to Asgore in a rotated deviation of the standard ottoman/couch position where I'm turned toward him rather than us both facing the television since I wanted to put my ear against his chest to listen to his heartbeat a while as I find it incredibly soothing, but at one point he pulls back with a little blush on his face and asks if I wouldn't mind swapping places with him being on the floor so he could experience it instead for a while (we rearranged the seating arrangement thusly, and as I gently held his head against my chest while slowly stroking his hair he gradually develops what must be the same peaceful look I get when listening to him). Looking for room humidifiers online with Asgore at his insistence since despite repeated reassurance that my rare nosebleed doesn't hurt and is quite easily dealt with he remains worried for my safety, until it seems at one point as he's getting about halfway through reading the extensive features of a particularly luxurious one I get a sudden and strange feeling of remorse for having pushed back against him so hard when he's been doing all of this out of concern for me and feel compelled to scoot closer so I can give him a hug with an apology for being stubborn (he returned it with an arm around me and a gentle kiss atop my head, but made me promise I'd use whichever one we bought so I could "get better")
goap
fucking stupid
https://youtu.be/F7jAPVZEawo
>>555796389GOATWinner of all awardsAbsolute God of Best
>>555796878At first I thought this was RPG Maker 2k3 but on closer inspection it seems to be Godot game that just emulates 2k3's aesthetic which is both cool and lame
>>555797072this you?
>>555794298He already was with his dustner prediction
>>555797217This me.
>>555797282god damn LOL
>>555796389Goat (portable)
>>555797368Love and appreciation for Asriel has to be disseminated to the whole world.
this FAGGOT gave me a childhood friend fetish
Requesting the drawing of Noelle talking on /u/ with Epstein over which FNAF yuri pairing is the best.
>>555797378>>555797546love from all us goatsto all of them goats
who do you think should be the final boss of the weird route?susie would be better for the undyne role...epic catti and jockington duo fight
>>555797859what if the prophecy was revealed to be a living breathing thing and came to life and fought you
>>555797859Yaldabaoth is a cat snake hybrid for a reason
>>555797789Thinking straight?Think again!
>>555797645you ain't going to have a dick for long. Hyper Fang takes half, right?
>>555798192thinking about a gay goat
Which chara has the tastiest breast milk?
>>555798326In Soviet Russia gay goat is thinking about you.
>>555797743I was considering doing this but jannies wiped the screenshot from the last thread...uh oh bros. Also i dont know enough about fnaf yuri.
>>555798529All of them, but they still lose to Frisk's.
>>555798535do you think gay goats play so well in vidya because the homo goat sexuality improves the brain flow? because i am thinking it does.
>>555798529black charachoco milk breast
>>555798782I have to agree. It certainly gets the blood pumping. Thinking with your dick still counts as thinking.
>*All Kris' attacks do double damage this turn.
>>555798937i want asriel to get to pumping me, asriel penis is the thinking mans penis, and to be fair one needs to have a very high IQ to be a goatbro.
>>555798823Frisk should be the tanned one
>>555799071And you need very good knees.
fat noelle seal
>>555799429i feel my 3rd leg tingling already, but i have to hold myself for tomorrow, have a big splooge planned for then :3
gaster is pissing me off why did he release his unfinished deltarune in bits and pieces i want MORE
>>555799604Okay. I won't tease you any further, then.
>>555799795>w<
>>555799874
>>555800006
deltarune ch5 soondeltarune ch6 worked on nowthe end is relatively soon (after 7+ years)
>>555799584I'm Shaking In my Custom Baby Sealle Leather Bootshttps://youtu.be/jJvnWKkPu58?si=7JcecDxlqhcz4Hqg
>>555800094
>>555800263
>>555800314
>>555800454
>>555800508
>>555800094>taking Asriel to a dance party>he shows up in these shoes>surprised, but you say they look good on him to be polite>after a couple dances he looks visibly uncomfortable>ask if something's wrong>he says everything is fine and smiles his brightest smile>couple more dances later he's wincing after every step>take him outside to talk>he nearly collapses in the hallway, so you have to give him your shoulder>turns out he's only wearing the shoes because he read about human fashion and thought this would make him look cooler>wordlessly toss the shoes aside and hug him>spend the rest of the night sitting outside looking at the stars>carry Asriel home at dawn>he has the "went better than expected" face the entire time
good morning i love them
>>555800601
This Labor DayDikembe MutomboIs"JOCKINGTON"
>>555800774
It would be so cool if we could all give each other telepathic blowjobs
i luv deltarune more deltarune pls
>>555800875No DeltaruneYou must subsist on Everhood for now
>>555800845
>>555800863I don't want to risk getting a telepathic std
>>555800978Thank you for posting with me!I will see you later, fren! Bye! :D
>>555801123thank you too! cya! :)
>>555800863I would be giving you all straight telepathic TEETH 24/7
>>555800863*telepathically bites ur dick*
Kraut's exclusive fetish for raping teenagers and toddlers suddenly makes a lot more sense
>>555801610YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW
sans provides seasonal aid to the Followers and had to stop Papyrus from being swayed by the Legion's propaganda before he actually heard stories of their slave raids
The star captcha is raping me so hard please god make it stop
>>555801749I remember the days when people would insist that Undyne would join the Legion
>>555801749Papyrus is well aware of the slavery and he can't wait to have a couple slaves of his own so they can hang out and eat spaghetti
My top 3 factions in new vegas, not in any order: legion, house, great khans
>>555801739
>>555802037He secretly admires Vulpes's ability to disguise himself and just hopes he would put it towards something less...>CONQUESTESQUE.
>>555801989that would be out of character even if she wasn't a girl
>>555802238>"THIS IS AMAZING, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DOG WITH COOL SUNGLASSES THE ENTIRE TIME">"I MUST LEARN THIS TECHNIQUE"
Monsters as their own faction reside in the caves where the nonsentient ants and mole rats pose little threat to themThe Followers seek to use their seemingly thermodynamics-defying magic as a manner of generating medical equipment without reliance on smuggler or NCR supply chains; any stragglers captured by or trafficked to the Legion are known to die soon after just by the sheer misery of it all, or kept as sex slaves as an open secret
>>555802146Great khans are underrated
>>555802737>during your adventures through the Mojave, you repeatedly find bottles of "strange milk">they are rare but heal much more health than any food>however, they also provide a debuff to Endurance, since something in the milk seems to give you depression>some travelers even use it recreationally as downers>eventually you find a slaver camp that is slightly different from the rest>all the slaves are goat women>the supply chests are crammed with milk bottles>there are no male slave camps, and it's implied that goat slaves aren't really sought for labor>asking a female slave about the males just makes her cry
>>555800103It's only coming out in 2029 bro
Muffet is one of the few monsters that made a good homestead for herself outside of the caves, running Spindle on the strip; she has no loyalty to house, and will gladly provide the Courier with intel and resources to eliminate him for the right price. Killing Ants or Geckos and selling her the pieces raises Karma with the Spiders significantly.>Perhaps you're alright for a human.> [Confirmed Bachelor] Never thought I'd say this, but you're a wonderful spider.> [Cherchez La Femme] You're welcome in this human's home any time, as long as I get to look in those eyes.>>555803425Boss monsters are a tad rare, we already know of the existence of cows that would achieve the same purpose if economics is the only concern
>>555804239Fuck I meant [Lady Killer]While we're on the topic all sex-related perks now have double their effect on any monster NPC
I had a dream with cracked pippins in it last night
>>555804239>we already know of the existence of cows that would achieve the same purpose if economics is the only concernIn Fallout, there would 100% be some faction of insane elites that would drink exclusively that kind of milk. Plus its healing properties would make it extra valuable.
Arcade obviously never wants to leave should you introduce him to the Monster faction as a sort of equal and opposite to selling him into Legion slaveryI stand by Catty and Bratty, left to their own devices and having not met each other yet, tailing the Great Khans for their drug lab and being semi-enslaved by the Fiends respectively>>555805159White Glove Society would praise it, all the while it gives them momentary intense guilt for their actionsIf you pass the right speech check you can tell them through the intercoms:> No one will ever love you the way you are.Causing the diners to storm out in a huff.
Susie not knowing the prophecy that Ralsei was talking about in Chapter 1 is subtle foreshadowing that Susie doesn't go to church
Mad Mew Mew is THICC!
>>555802146>legionedgemaster choice. yawn.
>>555805738>>No one will ever love you the way you are.There's an option to check the kitchen and discover they've been drinking diluted milk, since the effects of the regular version hit them too hard. Then you can swap the drinks for concentrated milk before going on the intercom. Upon visiting the personal suites later, you discover several people dead by suicide. Later still, you find a monster hideout in a previously empty vault, ran by a former White Glove who poured all of his caps into keeping the dwellers safe and content after the milk's side effects became permanent from frequent abuse. The monsters have zero idea about his past and praise him as the kindest soul they've ever met in all of Mojave. You have a choice of revealing the truth or keeping quiet.
>>55580394366% of the time of development has passed then
how long til a new whiteboard is made? i ask cuz wanna do something big but dont wana commit if we're already almost done with it
>>555806849You can just say Philippe
>short hair, somewhat broad shoulders, no visible feminine traits.>his side of the room is empty and somewhat messy despite kris himself looking decently good and not messy after waking up, usually what you'd expect from a non-miserable boy in a lower class household such as toriel's house>commonly shares traits associated with the tomboy (a MASCULINE woman) such as being scary, cruel prankster (as kris used to scare noelle a lot, reminder that susie also spooked noelle a bit during their ch4 house scene), sometimes cold or distant (albeit this is more like ch1 susie), etc.>Kris' implied dynamic with noelle during ch2 and a bit of ch4 doesnt resemble how a gone by friendship within two girls, and more of a boy and girl friendship that you regret not pursuing a relationship with.>Not only is kris a gamer (activity heavily associated with men), but kris also plays with a nerdy boy who happens to be his friend (usually if its a girl and a boy, it would be considered a relationship or at best just a non-discovered crush between both parties)>heavy gay vibes with kralsei scenes>man things (thinks about/considers wearing the prison shackles enough to give you the option to grab them, gets shy about susie seeing the dragon book on his house when two girls would normally just read a book like that with no issue, previous thing implying behavior connected to male puberty, etc.)Hmm, i wonder why kris would be considered a male and not non-binary
Any deltarune lore developments in the last couple of months?
>putting all of your points into Medicine and Guns
I love fish
>>555808085*her
>>555808290What if she reeked of fish and low tide at a wharf
>>555808085I kinda like the idea of Kris acting girly at times for shits and giggles, simply to fluster people who have no idea what humans are like.
perfect time to say Kris is a shit mc
>>555806405Catgirls generally are.
>>555808814correct
>>555808814Clearly you haven't heard the rap battlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FzEBhUUKlw
>>555808085Kris's shoulders are narrower than their headSlender as fuck>>Kris' implied dynamic with noelle during ch2 and a bit of ch4 doesnt resemble how a gone by friendship within two girls, and more of a boy and girl friendship that you regret not pursuing a relationship with.Even if the girl is a lesbian?
I wish cracked pippins was real I wanna hug him and tell him how much he means to me
I am glad that we are out of the moment where people would post blatant projection posts about Kris being the saddest and most unfortunate and most unjustly hated individual in Hometown and I am not excited to see them again when chapter 5 comes around
>>555808085Imagine using 'boys are messy' as proof in a game where Susie exists kek
>>555809607Kris no that's his tongue
Undyne seems like the perfect protagonist to meet Joshua Graham in the Courier's stead, if she can survive the journey
>>555809778>kris shoots ropes
>>555808085>, gets shy about susie seeing the dragon book on his house when two girls would normally just read a book like that with no issue, previous thing implying behavior connected to male puberty, etcYou forget that every girl in Tobyland is a lesbian.
>>555792736The fag flag kills it
undertale 2 flight of the favelies
>>555808625That'd be the least of my problems. You see, I'm allergic to fish, ever so slightly. Nothing major, but the exposure consequences are still noticably uncomfortableAnd yet, I'd still brave it and endure itAmor vincit omnia
>>555808085kris is a raped in the weird route, noelle gives consent so she isn't a rapedbeing a raped is feminine
>>555803425mammals don't start to lactate without pregnancy so killing the only males that can breed with them is retarded
>>555808085>somewhat broad shouldersYou need to have shoulder width twice the size of head to be considered a man in 2026
>>555809665It was always funny to me when people acted like Kris was hated in home town.Kris is actually pretty popular, there's no one who seems to dislike them, they have more friends than most posters here.Kris might be depressed and fucked up but it's not because people don't like them.
The Wikipedia article on Toby Fox just got the "good article" label. Only 0.61% of articles have this label.
dog monster fem kris cookie
>>555810642kris benefits from that small town kindness to the severely autistic
>>555810642If anything it's a little strange how much people like them considering they default to either giving everyone the cold shoulder at best or messing with them for fun at worst
>>555810662>signature looks like a badly drawn swastikalol
if kris were a male they would be hatedshe is a female so she is loved
Passing a 60 Speech and 50 Medicine check allows you to convince Catty to join the Followers as a nurseBratty on the other hand can either be bought during the events of Aba Daba Honeymoon[Barter] or clandestinely released—options remain as whether to refer her to the Great Khans or seek rehab at the FollowersSending both Catty and Bratty to the Followers or the Khans will prompt additional dialogue between them>>555810585 I thought the implication was that they were being raped by the slavers to produce more womenEven if that isn't true you vastly overestimate the intelligence of the average Fiend
>>555811102>I thought the implication was that they were being raped by the slavers to produce more womeneh, i guess if you want to go full fetish
kris is a boy because I think boy kris is cutertoby doesnt care and wanted people to have their own headcanon for it but instead everyone just went with a third evil option
>>555809464Noelle being a dyke is completely ignored by those types of people.
>>555810782
"nothing matter your headcanon is valid"- toby the ironic nihilistbut deltarune and toby are good you tell me
>>555810804It's constantly implied Kris does speak, just not in text boxes, so we don't see that side of him.
I hesitate to say Catty would or should be trusted with anyone's medical careShe's INT 3 most likely, but then again so is BooneBut her naturally compassionate nature and endurance leave her ill-fit for any other faction-much more likely to say she just settles in Freeside and meets Bratty in Follower rehab
>>555810804to be fair, i don't think we actually hear of kris messing with random people, it's always people he knows reasonably well like other students, his family, the holidays and alvinand noelle does indicate at some rarely seen warmer side to kris, when she remembers him giving her gifts as kids
is new vegas mettaton a mr.house situation where he's a pre war star and they threw him in a tube, a g2 synth alphys built, or just some farmhand in a suit?
Burgerpants is the exact type of cosmically favored and eternally whiny character to be a swap for the Courier, Good-leaning but not a natural fighter, choosing a Stealth, Lockpick, and Repair buildAssuming at least an adapted version of his previous life story he'd kill Mr. House the second he got the chance, though he'd lack the Machiavellian stint to go full Yes Man
>>555811609Have you ever met any nurses in real life?I think Catty could handle it just fine.
>>555811706drinking alphys drink in front of her is pretty deranged
>>555812042While that is true, the more relevant point is that her natural rule of funny probably translates to her accidentally blowing you up via random terrible Luck
>>555812306alphys deserved it, kris did nothing wrong
>>555812359That's ok I always have high luck so i'm safe.
>>555812306Most "evil" options can be chalked up to intrusive thoughts, and Kris gets a lot of those, being a teenager.
kris is evil noelle is evilsusie is meanralsei is a liar
>>555812658The Cunt Gang
If you saw a floating, glowing, spinning Fave like a collectible video game item, would you collect it?
Assuming Undertale ages for all involved, most of the deltacast are hinted at offscreen at bestYou might find out the Holidays are involved in the caravan business but never actually meet them for example>>555812858Absolutely, even if she took over my mind
>>555812858why wouldn't i collect it?
i like when we all sit around and invent headcanons for fave AUs, its comfy.
I've never actually played any of the East Coast Fallouts(3, 4, 76) even though those are the ones that monsterkind would most likely be involved inI suppose 4's Brotherhood of Steel would be wary of them at best
>>555792592:p
>>555813054Mettaton would be at war with the Railroad over their retarded idea of freeing synths by erasing their personality, and I'd absolutely be on his side.
>>555813054
>>555796613
>>555813048Same
idk man I just like to think of kris as a boyis that such a crime?
>>555813048Deltarune but it's set further back in time and it's about the young adult cast (Asriel, Dess, Bratty, Catty, Pizzapants, Nicecream Guy) instead of the DeltateensNoelle (the sweet little favorite child) is the one who went missing/died instead of Dess. Idk what Kris' status would be (in town, somewhere else, etc). The SOUL (You) would be piloting Asriel instead
>>555813806thats normal. just so long as you don't insist it's canon like a self insert fag.
>>555814013Oh I'm inserting into something alright
>>555813150lmao
>>555813907I wonder if Asriel is the most interesting playable character in this setupIt seems to me that whatever happened at the Shelter involved Dess, Kris and Noelle all together so Asriel being the one playable turns the game from "the player character was in on everything the entire time and I'm trying to figure out what the hell's going on" into "the player character is as lost as I am and we're figuring it out together" which isn't necessarily bad but it is a very different thing
>>555814315depending on how much you want to change things it could also result in asriel actually TALKING to (You) when he pulls you out, or through narration in quiet momentsalso, up in the air as to whether or not this is when everyone's in high school or asriel just came back from college to the events of the game. if the former, gerson boom will still be alive as a supporting character and rudy would probably be alive and well (gerson dying of old age = rudy's sickness?)
>>555814164
>>555815043>/u/suselletroons... its fucking OVER LMAO
>>555808085These are DANGEROUS levels of cope and projection, every point I read made me laugh even more than the previousSeriously, this is the funniest shit I've seen in a month
>>555804642Describe >>555809617Me 2
>>555808085this is just what it's like to grow up as an autistic girl
>>555813907>Asriel is about to finish school and realizes he already feels like a burnout at his young age>all of his achievements are nice conversation pieces, but they are hardly going to matter in the adult life>just when he decides to finally take a breather, everything starts falling apart>Noelle goes missing, and Carol takes it very badly, to the point of taking her frustrations out on Dess>Dess, now the unfavorite, goes full hobo mode because she can't stand to look her mother in the eye>Toriel is suddenly really cold towards Asgore, and no one knows why>but perhaps Asriel can fix it>he has always been the ace, he can learn anything in a week>everyone is looking up to him>can't rest yet>must put life back together>there's only so much time before he has to leave for college>he can't leave everyone behind like this>"Sorry Kris, I can't play right now. Some really bad stuff is going down with Dess.">*Kris asks you if you're trying to be a big hero again>"I... I'm not a hero. I just... don't think there's anyone else who'd do that.">*Kris asks you if they can be your super sidekick>*You can feel yourself starting to smile>"...Sure bro. Just stay close, OK?"
Fave is starting to think Moot was actually being molested by Epstein and thinks all the jokes about him are pretty tasteless.
>>555813340mettaton's kind of a race traitor so i can see him in the brotherhood of steel
>last threadepstein is a utger, what a guy
>>555816312i hope our alien overlords know the simulation is leaking again
I wonder how CoL is feeling right now
>>555816401the files identify that his most commonly posted phrases were "hooman" and "gote". Investigators are still working to unravel the code.
>>555813395Where's UT/DR?
>>555816697why
>>555816807
>>555817335chef's kiss
MY HEARTS GO OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS
Tenna was in the Spamstein files...
will toby be forced to remove yuri from the game now that that emails got revealed?
>>555813395Hey I played Fallout 1 and I don't look like that. What gives?>>555817335Hey I played Undertale and Deltarune and I don't look like that. What gives?
>>555817559tenna had a secret island we all knew he was complicit
>>555816205>party is Asriel, Kris, and [Insert Prince of Darkness here]How would Ralsei change with Asriel being the cage instead of Kris
>>555817883Are you all fucking with me or am I blind? There's no yuri in there (wrote the annoying dog using the bark-to-text program while anxiously hiding its touhou doujins)
>>555813395is arcanum good. i liked baldur's gate 2
>>555813395Hug, kiss, whisper to, rub cock against the two on the right
>>555812858Yes. Love hooman collectables
he will return soon.
>>555816698Nice try but Epstein was a yuri futafag, but NOT a lolishofag. He most likely posted Suselle or Alphyne
>>555818324Rebellious dragon twink to reflect how Asriel is getting tired of his role of the responsible one and wants to unwind, and also of his love of dragons.
>>555816401Wait actual /utg/ or some that random 4chsn gif and u spam
>>555818324the more logical answers are things connected to asriel or the event, so a reindeer prince of some description, something like yoshi, something like the cool sword magician or you could go for a classic, with seam or the mantle taking his placebut my answer is fuck that, good flowey
>>555818387
>>555792736I like the sounds effects
>>555819045i want to violently deflower flowsei
>>555796878this is great. love the unique spells
>>555818324Ralsei would be Chara.
>>555818974No, just what you listed. He was a FNAFfag, though. Not an Underrruner
>>555819679Epstein knew Purple Guy personally
am i only who hope toby become a diddy blud so we can see his emails too?
today, /utg/ learns that criminal celebrities are not distant concepts that exist only as their crimes but rather mortal human beings who engaged with the same popular things as them. He also had an Xbox account.
>>555820245wtf is this supposed to mean? are you trying to get me to sympathize with fucking jeffery epstein of all fucking people?
>>555820212no, he has to release deltarune first before he ruins himself forever.
>>555820426he was a rather nuanced person
>>555819679we won the culture war, take that fnafkeks
>>555820087morning
>>555820426>>555820508just like chara in my undertale videogameor like hussie and omocat friends of my favourite developer toby fox
>>555820426evil lurks in the heart of man, not in inhuman monstersbe careful out there, there's a lot of floweys in the world
>>555820426what the fuck? No, I mean that figures like him have been memed and popularized so hard that people are acting so shocked that he used 4chan or whatever. Turing criminals into pop culture monsters that feel more like fiction prevents us from being able to recognize that human beings are capable of terrible, terrible things.
>>555820426>pedophiles are not a mythical concept but real existing people and one could be living in your neighborhood>"so you want me to sympathize with pedophiles? how dare you imply that pedophiles are capable of liking video games?"
>>555820862>turingkill me
>>555820619It's actually pretty late here, I just really like that picture.
people older than 40 years old using 4chan is strange
>>555820726yeah haha for sure bro they were sacrificing children to the darkness in their hearts or whatever haha demons aren’t real bro the devil doesn’t hate you and want to turn you into a monster lol don’t pray or defend yourself spiritually haha
>>555821123this is an unc website
None of this would've happened if everyone was just into NTR and just had wholesome consenting adult marriages for their best friends to cuck.
boobs
>>555821393noelle...
>>555821174Wait, Satan will change you into a Monster in exchange for child sacrifice??
>>555820862>>555820896>you can find pedophiles on 4chan and xbox livestop the fucking pressesfucking color me shockedi didnt fucking ever think it could happen no fucking way
>>555821905KRIS WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT I
Would the Mettaton timeline be a Far Cry, a Fallout or a Deus Ex
>>555815578>Describe/utg/ was debating if he was actually Tufts father or some shit it was really short
>>555819059Fun fact, this FNAF futa thread was directly linked to someone from Epstein himself. The subject of the email was "amazing animations"https://archived.moe/gif/thread/10501788
>>555822005No pedophile ever took interest in the same things I liked. That makes me more based than all of you.
>>555822303The first stage is Denial.
>>555820645Excuse me but Dess is the pedophile in the UTDR world
>>555822005well people are acting like that so take it up with them
>>555821071hey, you that girl goatposter? one of you was female.
im thinking of reorganizing the pippins wiki. heres what the pippins page would look like. is there anything I should add? I want to add more information about the "pippins oc cambrian explosions" too, maybe on a seperate page or at the very least put on each pippins' page if they were from gen 1, gen 2, etc.
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>555822627so many black lines, it looks more like the pippstein files
>>555822719the pippstein files...
>>555822149/utg/ is intercepting my dreams, too. Last night I dreamt I was in Japan and recording all this futuristic DR stuff on billboards and signs I saw outside my car to post here. Then I dreamt I woke up and the recordings were still on my phone, which freaked me out. I was going to post about that and then I woke up, the sequel.
The 4chan boogeyman cope from 2014-2020 has convinced the general public that most people aren't aware of what happens on 4chan and don't occasionally interact with the site due to its anonymous nature. The truth is almost everyone you know has probably made a few posts on this site. No one wants to admit it because of the stigma. A fuckton of zoomers on both the left and right borrow 4chan lingo. It's not surprising in the slightest that members of the pedophilic politician cabal also used 4chan.
>>555822624Last time I checked I wasn't.
>>555822627I'm thinking if I should try to make the wiki themed/colorful or if I should leave it as white and black. maybe i could make it look like this pippins 4chan theme i made once? maybe i could make each pippins page have its own theme like a pink one for fujo and an emo one for guro to give it more personality and for newfags to get the general idea of each character better
fucking dicers
>>555823229>maybe i could make each pippins page have its own theme like a pink one for fujo and an emo one for guro to give it more personality and for newfags to get the general idea of each character betterthat would be pretty neat
Blowing raspberries into fat Tenna's belly
>>555823339"fucking" the "dicers" you say?
>>555823195Ignore the shitposter. He already knows who you are, he just wants to bait you
>>555823229lol my posts complaining about artist media tabs and calling tawog peak forever immortalized
stop this dicerautism... i will not be dicered
>>555812858Yes
>>555823553I was literally thinking "wow, that battat image is actually pretty funny now that i look at this image again, I should go into the archives to snatch that up"
>>555823195mkay, I'm pretty sure who it is then now. I got some pickup lines.
I am once again asking for the Temly art piece with intimidating older sister big Tem
i can't believe tobooby is in the files
>>555823614give in
>>555823705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LU7WwPVU50
>>555823435fat female Tenna booby...
Susi
The most disturbingly funny part in all this is that the guy who owns Twitter now got kicked out of their sekrit club because they thought he was too autistic to not spill the beans, and he literally did just a few months agoSaid Burgerpants
love this spam. cherubic
eep
>>555825093Reminds me of the prehistoric times when I played Minecraft and made a fake door opening switch that dropped the visitor into lava. Some guy actually lost several stacks of diamonds that way, and I felt a little bad.
>>555824848girls FTW
>>555797546After the monsters gained their freedom, because they had no resumes involving surface companies, or work history, all they could do to make money living on the surface was write dogshit slop articles on ScreenRant et al
>>555825008He's so cute, he should steal all of Tenna's money!
hollys wiki page is done. i need more images though
Monsters celebrate Flowey Day on the surface because he was the one who broke the barrier, and they all grow flowers and have Flowey balloons, and make Flower themed snacks. (He fucking hates it)
>>555824848Is it really that funny or isn't that exactly what you would expect, said Fox Head
>>555825489Bratty email....Built for tax fraud and embezzlement
fave didn’t jerk off yesterday or this morning so now they’re extremely unreasonably hornyfave is almost annoyed at how high their libido is in this way
>>555824848>RELEASE THE FILES NOW>files have emails from him saying "please please please let me come to the sex island parties" and being rejecteddiddyblud really thought that him not being included in the parties would keep him out of the files too
I almost posted "and nice goats and Asriel" in another thread that was a close one
Very surprised I haven't seen this au before
>>555826282Boss Monsters And Nice Goatshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8zQSLRNFIA
at least 2 asriels
>countdown until the hard freezehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP9mB1sVJz4&t=142*powers up and launches into the atmosphere to battle the Snowgrave head on*
>>555794298that entire fucking theory was just him replacing dess's role in the story with asriel and then realizing at the end "oh fuck, the lore relevant character actually has to be lore relevant" and throwing her in as the soul.
>>555826797The Asriel Spectrum
>>555826941>>countdown until the hard freezewot
>>555827096my goot harem...
>>555823339always
>>555827468I drew on my essays but they were Megaman X drawings
krisp
the big goat cuddle pile...
it snew
>>555828141
Catty does not survive this crossover's version of DUSTHer mortality is directly tied to the story that she is chosen to allude to—just as her inference on Mettaton and sale of his house key is itself a guide to the player, and her slight mistelling of the Prophecy itself a tool in the Cage's toolkit, her life story is a stone for the Courier to bring order to the MojaveWith that goal made impossible, she too becomes impossible with it
I love him but I never post him enough
>>555828448Since you're always yapping about Fallout, what do you think about the TV show?
I should really work on my game instead of fiddlefucking around all day huh
Bratty herself is simply not resourceful enough to survive such a world, and yes I'm hypocritical to say that as the Axetale guy>>555828540New Vegas is my first game in the franchise(techincally played 4 but not for more than an hour), I wouldn't know
>>555828590sans,spamton,ralsei,papyrus and lancerthe goats of undertale/deltarune
>>555828538Hm didnt mean to spoiler that...scritchies too hot for 4chan to handle
>>555828540It's the most 6/10 show I've seen in a long time
The Incident
None of the threadpersonalities are any fun anymore
CUUUUUTE
>>555829062Most of them are barely even here anymore and I'm feeling terrific about it
>>555829062They all got exposed as part of a greater psyop to destroy /utg/ unity and now they can't do anything anymore.
>>555829082
>>555829082I remember someone dumping this artist's work in the thread forever ago
>>555829062i will become the new thread personality and put on the best doggone show this thread has ever seen
>>555829685What's your bit
Threads been slower but way comfier recently Personally I consider this an improvement.
>>555794298Jaru WISHES he was me. I got so many (slang for some) things right and the only thing I got wrong was everything else.
>>555829062CoL is still kinda cute...
Which Brandon Rogers video was it where he said >Say that to mom!>...and mom!>...and dad and his transgender partner(?)...Cause I have the line stuck in my head but don't remember the source
>>555794298I put 10 bucks into "The Knight is Asriel possessed by Dess in a way that mirrors how Kris is possessed by the Player" like a month before Piles of Asriel's Dust 2
>>555829880The guy who makes all the "flush yourself tembrap" and other such drama posts has left for the time being. Or just look at any shitty awful thread and contrast it with this one
>>555825669They all think Frisk freed them, though.
honestly pedo isle aside this jeffy guy sounds like a real fun time actually
>>555829880>togore comes back>threads instantly get comfier and nicerautism holds us together
>>555830267That whole masquerade honestly seems impossible to maintain forever
>>555829685I like doggone more than I remember I should put it a bit further up in my fave words list
>>555830436i don't know if you noticed, but most monsters are fucking stupid
>>555825669that's actually kinda canon. Flowey fanclub is unironically a thing papyrus started once
fave's dad showed them how to make meth in his bathtub
IsraelGPT please generate me a spicy UT/DR theory that will dominate discourse for the next 6 months
Catty goes to PaRappa the Rapper world and amazes everyone with her uke skill
>>555831112Dess groomed Noelle.
What would Deltarune be like if Toby was tradpilled like us?
>>555831112noelle reverse groomed dess and dess had to escape
>>555831112the knight is trying to make undertale.It already has asgore, it kidnapped undyne and it was going to take toriel as wellsans, alphys and papyrus should also be it's targets
>>555831235how old is he again?
Deltarune if my dad made it
Fact: When Kris finally overcomes their guilt and shame and becomes a good guy for real they will get a new armor that looks really cool
>>555831351I read targets as fangirls and thought of them cheerleading for the Knight
>>555831351i dub this MARGE WHERE ARE WE theory
>>555831235Wedding in Chapter 2
>>555831563inverse Cecil that goes from knightly paladin armor to cool dark knight suit
>>555828560in 10 years this general will still be here but half of the anons will be indie devs. the "GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK!" toby picture thats posted sometimes will now be targeted towards devanons, cheekily urging them to get back to making their game. it will be common to call a devanon a "Toby" if they havent posted any work in progress photos to the thread in a long time/havent worked on their game in a long timeI eagerly await this future
>>555829854i'm convinced deltarune is a terrible game due to it's lack of tapdancing and post about it constantly. nothing any of you say can convince me otherwise.
Catty and Bratty, complacent in the cradle Mettaton has forged for himself, parade their children on the shopping channel>They can be...>happy in the little ways, I think...The fact that her family is perhaps one of the wealthiest in the Underground is lost on her at this moment. >Jeez! That's like, a LOT of notebooks!>I guess she really was, like, really busy.>...Yeah...>>555831235Reading one or two Counter-Currents reviews of Batman movies doesn't make me "trad-pilled," so I wouldn't know—I don't even think I could be as someone who only has functional literacy in the Romance languages, let alone the Germanic or Classical ones
>>555831235women wouldn't be afraid going in bathrooms
>>555831351i'll believe it
>>555830737didnt you say you were going to sleep?
>>555831112This would've been Second Hero Kris if everyone wasn't so quick to brush it off
Rules are written in the stoneBreak the rules and you get no bonesAll you get is ridicule, laughter, and a trip to the house of pain
i want to face fuck flowey and gently caress his tiny head
>>555831235Didn't he grow up in a christian household?
>>555830436It depends if Frisk is going to tell who truly did or hog the glory for herself
ough, im still thinking about the asgore art from yesterday
>>555832167I don't think it had any effect, considering what he promotes in his game
>>555831937That was a different guy. I don't really announce my bedtime, I just pass out whenever.
>>555831791it's already been 10 years and no one here has done shit. The guy who made Undertale 2 posted here briefly but that's about it if I'm not mistaken
>>555831939Anything that doesn't make Kris nonbinary will flop. It's a fact.
>>555832047The big goats hit the roadThey couldn't take the pressureThe small boys got fucked upThey only wanted to have fuuuuun
>>555832089Does yume know about the guro/fujo situation?
would you guys be mad at me if I full nelsond kris
>>555832294The HMOFAfags did DRY but they post on /vrpg/, not here
>>555832294hey noelle enclosure anon finished rudy wash not that long ago that's something
>>555831656Why is Ralsei dressed like that?
>>555832416yes, in a lot of drawings yume is trying to convince guro to give up on trying to date fujo. yume feels pity for guro but theres also a hint of her becoming annoyed that guro keeps ignoring her>>555832294what about rudywasher (finished)? noellesim, berdlysim and battatquest? also I really liked undertale 2, glad they visited the general one time
>>555832294Making things is hard unironically.
>>555832485Advanced spellcasting attire, gives great bonuses to Pacify and adds Overheat and Confusion debuffs.
>>555832431This is Susie negotiating what wrestling moves are okay with Toriel and Asgore (they only ended up in the same proximity to be there for Asriel) written in a way that it almost sounds like she's asking them for Kris's hand in marriage
my cock stinks real bad right now
>>555832856Imagining Noelle stumbling her way through Fergalicious makes me smile.
>>555833046Why
>>555832856
>>555833046wash it
How will the fact that epstein was a yurifag affect suselle?
>>555833117not showered
