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>>555976414
Hopebros..
We live again..

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How is everyone's GvG today? I am at my wage cage so i can't join

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Xiaoxian was right.
You shouldn't have left Sage
Now you lose to Brazilian monkeys.

we're heavenly sage now baker. get it right.

little xian more like big mad lol

>>555976645
You're right sorry. I forgot to change it

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Brazil won......

>>555976584
Feb is still a dead month with dogshit events

>>555976414
there is no more HC
no more Sage
we have been reborn as the Strongest NA guild
Heavenly Sage
UPDATE DA FUCKIN OP YOU RETARD

baker is a jobber, its over.

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>>555976414

>>555976823
what is their rank on the leaderboards?

http://poal.me/c85wqg

OP is a cuck

i rejoined sage
hcucks are insufferable
let us repopulate together xiaoxian

>>555976836
Chinks celebrate New Year for 2 weeks and above.

>>555976823
This was a 21v30 and brazil is the tyranids country

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mating pressing xiaoxian to breed the next generation of sage warrior poets

Huehues are NA bane and arabs are EU bane

>>555977357
The HC people talk so differently.
It is like landing on an alien planet that can speak English, but they throw in a word from another language every other word.
The emote talking is legit weird.

>>555977675
what's wrong, never been in an ERP guild before?

>>555977602
>arabs are EU bane
Only if you're Spanish or more recently English or Swedish

>>555977675
[#25]

NFA status? They are irrelevant now with HS

>>555977726
We RPed a lot. We just spoke as if we were from this games time period.
Which I get is way weirder, but hey it was our thing.

>>555976414
we should keep sage up as a tribute.

>>555977817
Good games tonight, we had 28-29 people on a sunday

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Gonna post more SPH after HS loses vs 3rd worldies tonight

>>555977675
[#25]

im in NFA and we got fucked so hard that we cant post any gvg results

>>555977675
[#25]

>>555978018
why are you lying bro? we went 3-1 too

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A NEW ERA HAS BEGUN

>>555977675
Emote talking?

>>555978068
>10 Minutes before they lost to HUEHUEs

>>555978068
Did anyone miss out who wanted in?

>Shitposting slowed down significantly

>>555979063
Shitposter is in Sage / HC, everyone knows that. Though now i guess it is HS

>>555979063
Because the shitposter is in the middle of a gvg

>>555979063
it's GvG time, they're preoccupied

>>555978367
This angle isn't going to work anymore

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>zerg rush isn't working anymore
fug...

>>555979262
The merge isn’t even complete. Even if no one missed out today you for sure can’t say with certainty someone won’t miss out later

>HC is losing 30v30
LMAO Sage traitors in for a rude awakening

>>555979793
Saar your izzat is decreasing at unprecedented levels, please find a new strategy saar

>>555979758
It's time to study the Art of War

>sage merges into HC
>instantly loses GvG

>>555980089
LMAOOOOOOO
so this is 30 man HC?

It's over, the Mandate of Heaven has been revoked.

sage would have won

More like Heavenly Jobber

>Be 20ish men team
>Queue into other 20ish loser teams
>Win
>Think they are hot shit
>Insta loss when queue against 30 men sweety teams

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Another L for HC

>>555980651
This but unironically

>>555981030
name?

>>555981030
Jav code?

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I suspected this would happen

So why isnt HC fielding any of its top pvpers for gvg?

>>555982110
xp doesn't like gvg and yue is dead because of work or something

>>555982110
Now you see why HC was desperate to merge.

>>555982110
I didn't feel like playing this week

>employed mog the unemployed
grim
Neet bros this was supposed to be our time.

Merge talks began with Sage btw

>>555982592
wrong

>>555982650
Uh-huh

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me when I spend hours every day shitposting only to be ignored

>>555982592
It's a sin to lie you know.

>>555982110
it me. im actually available rn but no roomb

>>555982776
True WANDERER

>>555982776
He's literally me frfr.

>>555981030
>this skirt
Akeno, please...

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>>555982776
Last time i saw that faggot "shitposting" he was just rambling about some nerdy coding sorta shit that nobody gives a fuck about

>>555983237
Did they really lose back to back or is this a shitpost?

>let sage in
>suddenly start losing non stop

>>555983343
Is there no way to ban him from the group chat? I know XX kicked him but somehow he sprouted up again like a weed

>>555983524
You can kick people but not ban them i think, small indie company pls understand

>>555983524
group chat is set to public so you just need the code and you can join it instantly. Then xiao is retarded and doesnt play anymore.

>>555983636
Xiao has been on daily but has GPU issues so said they might be off for a couple days. Vroe is the one who was so absent he let the guild get bloated with 45 day inactives

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>jobs agian

Bwos this is embarrassing

I was told 30 man 4chan guild is going to take over rank 1, what the fuck happened?

HS 0-3? Sage is already 3-0

So this is the power of the first rank team fully realized

I mean what did we expect facing coordinated guilds on discord with shotcallers? Autism only takes you so far. Most of the wins were week one vs uncoordinated guilds still learning strats. Now they full tryharding. Were obviosly not going to match them unless we do the same.

>hs has won all their games
>zogron is just flinging shit at the wall

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>>555984278
At last, the veegs will ascend to the Discordant Realm, and realize its true potential....

So uhh about the unmerge

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>>555984395
He's begging me for screenshots too
The mental illness on this guy is actually unreal

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>>555984612

>>555984612
Can you post the screenshots anyway so we can all feel included?

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uh where is my raging tides

>>555984612
Guy's going fully mask off...

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>>555984786
So what is the deal with this sect? Nerdy velvet shade?

>>555984612
Damn, that's actually really pathetic

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>>555984612

>>555984923
Band camp. If it's cool I will migrate from silver needle (to collect their stuff)

>>555984612
Damn, some friends you are. Absolutely despicable. Help a homie out.

>>555984923
they are twice

>>555984612
I don't understand the point of making an alt if you announce it's yourself and then do the same thing you got kicked for last time

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>>555984786
The Masked Troupe Month OF HUMILIATION
The Raging Tides MILLENIUM (everyone receives free Heng Dao and dartrella)

>>555985230
>Can't heal your own wounds
>Silver Needle disciple has to explain to his senior sisters why he has a pelvis fracture and near fatal levels of alcohol poisoning

>>555985230
My wife behind the pillar

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It's over for Heavenly sage. It didn't even begin.

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>>555986102
They'll be fine once they figure out to stop crying about every perceived slight.

>>555984612
Didn't that fag get kicked out of NFA

>>555986216
>not double affinity + momemtum
bricked.

>>555985230
>>555985361
GIWTWM

>>555986274
yeah, guys just lonely, obese, unemployed, no irl friends or family
just shitty polish sausage, cheap vodka, and benzos that may just be sugar pills or some shit

>>555984923
They're idols. Feels like even more of a pain to stay in than velvet.

>>555986401
Grim af.

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rip

Ok but seriously, post the war report

>>555987219
If they did well they would post it. It was probably a slaughter

GvG isn't a fun game mode. It's sold as some strategy game mode, when in reality its a miserable slog and most things have no counterplay
>just fan ultimate the flag carrier
>just have 15 nswords
>just have 7 healers

>>555987219
3 losses, HC out of top 10.

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>>555986298
I have never seen a fucking SINGLE momentum roll in 31 days.

>>555980651
I agree. The stats from Heavenly clover are so bad except for like 8 of them.

HS split into HC and Sage is imminent.

>>555987481
Did they play 4 or play 3?

>>555987741
HC can be the PvE guild and Sage can be the PvP guild easy.

is the unmerge happening already?

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>lose every gvg match
>gain new frens in guild
you win some, you lose some. I know it doesn't feel right to abandoned your old guild, but it is what it is

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>the fujo guy is called zingE
heh

>>555986401
note how zogron won't reply to this
guys an obsessed freak with no bitches

>>555987481
What’s Sage ranked?

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>>555985180
I don't know what about this absolutely autistic interaction led you to thinking that you were my friend bro but I draw the line at "can you give me shitpost material"

And normally I don't mind ignoring psychotic, pathetic, and unlikeable spergs such as yourself, but now you're threatening to dox me, so I'm officially out of fucks to give

>>555987959
Yes, GVG showed that the guild cultures are too different. There are already talks with Liu about getting people to split back in to Sage. 9 people have already agreed to rejoin.

GvG meta is pure cancer and not fun at all. This is the truth. We had on rose tinted glasses when everyone was 4funning it early season. But now that the dust has settled, this game mode is overhyped at best, cancer at worse.

>>555988176
Based share. Not him, but thanks for the dramas.
>but I draw the line at "can you give me shitpost material"
Not very pog of you.

>>555988176
damn, this guy... the jianghu is a dangerous place...

http://poal.me/c85wqg

In case you need to update your answer

>>555988440
When a script kiddie gets a bloated ego. Many such cases.

>>555988342
Zogtron being a weird faggot isn't fresh drama thoughbeit

>>555976584
devs really thought they cooked with this tweet
kinda pity them

>>555988734
kek, it's something I guess.

>Before Merge
“HC is top ranked and even if ranks reset we will easily retake a top rank that’s why Sage should be the one to merge into HC we also have the better rep”
>After merge
“Guild Wars is a cancerous mode we were never meant to win. My mom is kinda homeless…”

>>555989164
i always thought it was a cancerous mode :3c

>>555989164
>Adin Ross viewers
>I wonder why we can't win anything

>>555989164
Doomposting is retarded when we had about 30 minutes to even talk about strats because everyone logged off immediately after merge yesterday and only logged in 30 mins before GvG today

Two different groups of people trying to adjust to a strategy that was explicitly made to
>counter the main spammed strategy
>and do it with people playing casually, without mic, without changing their weapons
Anyone who thought it would magically sort itself out on the first day is naive. The other guilds have had weeks of just copy-pasting Eminence strategy with full stacks of 30 to know exactly what they'll do

let me back in xiaoxian i already applied..

you gotta be khitan me

>>555988176
Bro talks like he has literal brain damage, what is up with that

Grugbro here. The heck is owo?

>>555989397
Incredibly likely that it's some underaged brownmutt subhuman. That's why it spams niggered, gore, and scat.

>>555989554
Piecing together context clues I am guessing it's some sort of rotating ip condom a chuddie wears when he's having a meltie on 4chan.

Guilds are only going to get sweatier from here on out. I don't think there exists "strategy" in GVG as much as have the equal amount of nsword, fans, and mo blades as them and match them on discord.

>>555989554
Super sekret website used by /pol/KINGS to disregard the rules of jannies, so blue boards cannot stop our redpilling

But yeah what >>555989817 said basically

People got really jebaited with their first couple of weeks when nobody was optimizing anything and tryharding, thinking thats how GvG is going to play out. Now, the obvious fact is 4chan guilds were never going to be a serious contender and should accept the fact they will probably just be casual gvgers. Which is fine as well, but people are thinking like were going to actually compete seriosly with all these sweats are deluded.

>>555988176
>I'm letos orbiter
kek

>>555990076
HC was facing this exact optimized strategy since week 2 bro

>>555989871
Watch some faggot try and push discord usage now

>>555990076
that's literally giving it too much thought lol.
All of it is too much thought, this shit is solved in other games and mobas similar and for some reason we think we can come up with better solutions, it's braindead stall strats that we think we're better than because autism

>>555990121
Except it wasn't optimized since the games just began. Guilds will only get better and better at it. Recent weeks perfomances are showing the truth. Everyone is in for a rude awakening. I would be suprised if we could even hold top 50.

What’s HS current placement?
Where is Sage at?

>>555990282
What do you know about how optimized people were when you weren't in the matches? There is literally no difference in strategy we fought today, yesterday, or 2 weeks ago. Eminence has had their guide on their strategy released since week 2 and everyone that was high rank was dealing with it the entire time. It's just faggot doomposting while larping about matches you never played

>>555990238
Fuck that. Im okay with being a casual guild in gvg. It is whats going to end up happening rank wise anyways, wether people cope or not. The entire game mode is one big meta slaving pit masquarading as some high level strategy game mode.

>>555990416
HS at like 14ish. Sage at like 45?

bwehhh....

>>555990887
Lilaume...

>>555990238
i dont want to get bullied for being indian

>>555990813
>Still in the same tier after everyone jumped ship

Based Sage chads

>>555990813
sage is 38

HS should lend Sage mercs so they can play on Saturday the same way Sage helped out HC last Sunday

I sadly am just following FoxJade.
I wish they would just go back to Sage, but what can you do.

>>555991730
Senior brother Simp…

>>555991730
weak faggot

>>555991879
>>555991959
True honestly

>>555991730
Have you tried asking them?

>>555988645
From the looks of things we have a decent amount of regret.

>>555992301
No. Only because they actually seem happy now. I don't want to put any kind of pressure on them no matter how small.

>>555992541
sorry bwo i didnt mean to partner her..

>>555992601
Lol it's fine. It is just a weird admiration from a far with me.

>>555992713
a literal onions boy beta cuck

>>555990238
The great 4chan filter. Can't believe anons don't want to hang out with 40 mouth breathing racists at once.

>>555993267
They also desperately don’t want to find out their Jade Beauty is a man with a deeper voice than them. Ignorance is bliss.

>>555990542
im okay with casual but would like to at least get the "gimmes" out of the way. like sure, discord, sweaty meetings discussing strategy, performance plans, quarterly reviews, meetings with your manager etc are all gay. i just want the basics. beyond that, i'm okay if we lose as long as we have fun

but there's no reason people can't at least get the basics right
>guild skills (we only have half the value)
>some basic role assignments (i.e. jungle)
>mystic skills for gvg meta (i.e. lions roar, flaming horse, golden body, etc)
>pvp attunes when double attunement comes out. particularly certain attunes which will dramatically increase your impact (survival attunes for healers, endurance regen attunes for shameless, CC attunes for tanks)
>basic understanding of gearing for your role. (i.e. dont just blindly use RCMD stats and get min bellstrike attack on bellstrike)

part of that is just the dissemination of information here but in a condensed format that the average anon with the attention span of a gen alpha 7 year old can understand

>>555988176
wtf is this shit
im too old for these new terms

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damn, /wwmg/ guilds just get more cringe each day

So are we unmerging or not? I don't want to fight EDEN or Eminence every week if we refuse to use Disc comms

>>555994546
why can't you fags just use the built in comms

>>555994665
Because he's a falseflagging nigger

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>His guild doesn't have a post gvg erp orgy

>>555994236
I'll summarize
>Rando fren invites me out of the blue (I figure it's zogtron because it's an obvious alt but curiosity overcomes caution)
>He starts the conversation by basically telling me that the ban dodging website I use sometimes to post on 4chan is run by his friends and he sees all my posts (because obviously the website interacts with my ip)
>He somehow thinks telling someone he doesn't know that he has your entire post history at his disposal is not a weird conversation starter, likely because he is brown and autistic
>Roll with it, we bullshit some, he pretends to not be the brownoid spamming blacked on the thread, even as he's telling me the website he runs is lying about needing donations to not go under, because psychotic liars will lie about the dumbest shit, constantly
>Reacts to my posting >>555984612 by threatening to dox me, I proceed to go scorched earth

TLDR the thread is unironically getting stalked by an extremely autistic brown script kiddie who spams blacked porn and lies about literally everything, often for no reason. extremely autistic, avoid except for lolcow status

>>555994546
Like the merge all it will take is someone jumping ship back the other way

>>555994789
I don't think he is. None of us want to.

>>555994789
What does that have to do with my question

This is honestly the biggest buck breaking I’ve ever seen on this site. From supremely cocky to despondent and needing discord in 1 day

>>555995284
some of us insisted since day one that we need at least one person on comms calling shots and that the all down mid stupidity wasn't going to work for very long
all this was completely predictable

>>555994789
how can Coomeron play the game if he's busy typing commands in chat and the guild has to actually read which distracts from fighting?

how do you plan on beating a guild that 360 circle you with Lion's roar and silence the whole zerg? do tell, you wanted 30men and now we aren't in the minor leagues and we got shat on 0-3

>>555993975
>The hardcore PvP chads of HC didn’t already have this sorted

>>555995491
the most hardcore pvp "chads" are actually wimpy fuccbois who cry whenever they're forced to fight outside arena

>>555994908
that was very informative
thanks

>HS is collapsing already
grim, bleak even

>>555995583
I don’t know how you can prefer the constant fleeing of arena to the moshpit of GvG

>>555994798
NFA...

>>555995750
they probably don't like having to share the glory

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>>555995398
As the guy you're namedropping we've literally done this every week and had zero issues. We had the entire thing down to a flowchart which is the entire point of the strategy. It doesn't require thinking or commands. The only issue with the matches today is that we were desynced because we had about 30 minutes to prepare

I type commands just to remind people of the timers coming up and if they're swapping what lane they're going to, that's it. We literally dealt with those guilds with a 9 player advantage yesterday

Ultimately people have to either
>remain 4fun but with some sweats, with a strategy designed as a flowchart counter to the top strategy used, without forcing people to use different weapons if they don't want to
or
>sweat
And given that we had 5 healers today when HC alone had at least 7 - 8 every other week, today's performance isn't indicative of anything at all given that, once again, we had about 30 minutes to even try to talk shop. An overnight merge when both guilds probably had different strategies isn't going to be magically solved in a glorified 30 minute peptalk against guilds that have been using those strategies for weeks

>>555994908
Zogtroon is polish, basically european nigger

>>555995398
>Didn’t even play a 4th game

That’s how you know it was an absolute beatdown

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>Liu got his knees broken just to end up in another sinking ship
sorry brother.

we just go back to Sage and beat up on fellow retards
no shame in that I don't want to fight eminence

>>555995839
Also forgot to say that we were shitting on them in the first half so everything was fine. It genuinely came down to a healer difference in the moshpit given that there were three (3) healers in the zerg against 10 windwalls. Like this isn't even a strategy thing. It's an "everyone clicked join" thing

>>555995839
So who is getting kicked to let these minimum 3 other healers in?

CASUALS OFF TO SAGE
CHADS STAY HS
SIMPLE AS

>>555995750
This, I like GvG but arena sucks. The only thing I don't really like about GvG is the toxic meta it invites by having,
>Not very 'sticky' fights; the only thing that keeps players in close proximity is combat status, but fleethoof lets you dodge enemies extremely easily to hop on objectives, so functionally the only form of defense you have is crowd control, which only Mo Dao really has; this means players can just straight up ignore eachother as long as enough of them do it
>Once you're on the tree phase, the game boils down to team fights and coins, and whoever has more coins will probably win. I wish there were more secondary objectives rather than "farm jg for a second then hop back into the moshpit"

But as far as jank fun goes I've definitely played worse

>>555996080
No one? We have a week to discuss things. Multiple people who didn't even play healer before, that did get into the matches, in HC are willing to swap to healer. It's a genuine non-issue

>>555995839
I genuinely think the lack of healers Is what did it overall. We can flowchart and strategy all we like, but at the end of the day the bare minimum is having enough roles covered. Such as x amount of healers mo blades fans and swords. I can't speak for everyone, but there was a severe and immediate lack of heals every match.

>>555995839
>And given that we had 5 healers today when HC alone had at least 7 - 8 every other week
You niggers can't even field enough modaos, it's all sage's from what I saw

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tfw zogtroon is unironically going to make me beg for discord because he is going to dedicate his life to shitting up the thread so the only way to have any productive discussion is going to be by attaching your identity to what you say and ingame chat kinda sucks

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If you guys are gonna be mad at anyone, I already said you can direct it to me. I didn't even make anyone do anything. Not everything was gonna be clean since we didn't really discuss anything. It's not that big of a deal

>>555996383
What if that's zogtroons goal? What if you're zogtroon?
Use the ingame shit first dumbass. Nobody has even tried using ingame voice comms.

>>555996260
Yeah that's an issue that can be easily resolved. Literally nothing matters when anyone could see that today was just going to be a testing phase. We didn't even have 30 people on before GvG started, and then we were overcapped by like 10. How are we meant to discuss anything at all in that state

It's simple. If people didn't like not having healers, a bunch of people will swap to it. It's not like it's hard to put panacea in your offhand and drop an ult every couple minutes to full heal your whole team. Dedicated healers don't even do anything. It's all ground aoes which come from 1 weapon

>>555996273
You can literally go look at all the pictures you shitposted to see that the HC zergs had 5 healers minimum and the flex squad, which isn't them, also fielded at least 3 by default. Also we've always been the Mo Dao guild where half our roster is Mo Dao, wtf is this schizoshit

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>>555996486
>Use the ingame shit first dumbass
man don't make me boot up wwm just to talk shop, i'm busy grim dawning

>>555996492
>and then we were overcapped by like 10.

I thought you guys said no one got left out

>>555996685
No one who wants to do it gets left out. We haven't even done a census yet on who actually wants to play GvG. Everyone just logged in and clicked join. We have a week to figure out what's going on

>>555996685
you are literally never going to get perfect attendance and you are also never going to perfectly slot 30 people into every game unless you walk the path of the discord tranny
shut the fuck up already zogtroon

The Sage fucks are slowly leaving now lol. Not gonna lie I hope more of them leave and start a mob of leavers.

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I got left out. It was just a mad rush to click join and then 15 of us were left outside, pounding helplessly at the gates, ignored, as we heard the massacre from within. Quite frankly I'm miffed...nay, incensed by the way this entire fiasco has been handled. In the morning I will submit my application to Mutiny and we will see where things go from there.

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>10 more months to this
>25 more days to hexi
pain

>>555996894
Mutiny is closed bucko, you have to apply to their overflow guild

>>555996895
its 35 days bwo..

>>555996894
Some of the Sage people are going back right now.

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mfw i spread misinformation among a group of people who ignore and loathe me to amuse myself

>>555996885
I hope FoxJade leaves so that one simp can be happy

We're keeping Esdelta btw
Her feet my face

>sagebabs cant handle minor setbacks
ngmi

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>another day of normalfag guild jungle healing
>some complete shitshow matches
>had to watch our main zerg get deadlocked at the enemy's base by like 8-10 guys while their main zerg walked the tree back with only 5 of us suiciding against them repeatedly
>this happened multiple matches
I almost miss you guys
almost

>change guild
>spends half of a day in it
>goes back instantly
me but with j*bs

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from my end it seemed like our tree kept getting fucked by walls each game, at one point I saw at least 4 to 5 boxes go around the carrier in a row. honestly might just go inkwell next time to be one of those cancer bastards as well

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le merge was le.. success....

>>555997757
I'm going back to Sage. Not into humilation rituals.

The worst was that last one. We got their flag when our goose was still at 50 percent hp. ENTIRE TEAM with our flag and we couldn't move it three feet. Tell me what we did wrong there.

>>555997757
>attacking goose with only one tower down
>getting coinmogged
is this the power of having equal team advantage?

>>555997757
Sage just wasn't ready for the big leagues..

>>555997757
why does honshu keep leaking the match history

>>555997985
we deserve transparency

>>555997861
what you did wrong was queueing as full 30 member guild thinking there's no matchmaking, did you think you get 30 erpers to stomp on?
there was a stream of 2 man guilds in gvg fighting each other, the game has a system in place that detects even numbers

>>555997861
Commander didn’t give you the movement buff

>>555997757
Post the other matches info tab thing

>>555997985
bribed with fed money

>>555997705
Yeah that's why I suggest anyone who doesn't have a dedicated second weapon, like rats for DB, to just run inkwell or panacea. More panaceas means you guys can brain-off dump the goose more and just kill it without caring about enemy team interaction or you can fan them back. Though realistically, the fans would be in the flex team to stall at round start against the unwashed hordes + stall the enemy cart. Fans on offense don't do much beyond setup some aoes so it gets less value

>>555997861
I wasn't in the zerg to know exactly what happens but the main counters are
>jungle more, so you can get the 'cart can't be stopped for 5 seconds' buff spammed
>entire team just jumps the backline + midline with palm spam. It forces people to waste walls early and prevents namelessfag followup which pressures the people stuck behind the boxes
Because they were able to stall with 10 people, they had a lot of flexibility to jungle without worry. Same reason they always had more people on boss at first even though we got it each time

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>kicked from the group chat after exposing HS
oh NYOooooo!!!!!!!!

>>555996486
NFAg here. We (read dolphin and some fags) used comm when gvg first came out but nobody could hear shit. It is incredibly shit

>>555997985
Nah I'm usually open about them because I dont care (and if anyone does, I would ask them why they think we are going to have a 100% win rate, shitposters will always zero in on the bad days), but zogtroon asked so the spitefulness in me prevented me from posting them

I was only present for the 1st one though

> you can't call people trannies or you get banned from the group chat
so is this reddit or 4chan?

I used to shotcall for multiple pro teams and I'm used to playing with normalfags who require discord. I will use voice and discord if we have to, but I trust you fags to know how to overcome incredibly basic, entry-level teething problems. That's all

Hope none of you niggers are being baited by schizos and bad faith fags

>>555998969
these are gay simp erp guilds my man
but they do say nigger occasionally

I wonder if FoxJade realizes how much power she has?
It seems like several people in the Sage chat live and die by her.

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>Left her old guilds after they failed in GvG
>Took pictures of their losses and joined BBC
Definitely a size queen with a SPH fetish

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>>555998969
Imagine being so autistic not even the community dedicated for autism let you in

>>555999057
this but arrleria

>>555999207
Who the heck is Alleria?

screenshotting all HS losses and posting them here

>>555997757
>>555998434
>No one posts the other one

What are they hiding?

>>555999365
the most powerful person on /wwmg/