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ace on my face
>>556099073>One more rep anon!
>>556099073nightmare scenario
Will this thread survive? Will Ryan ever get her one more rep in? Tune in next time on /uma/ball SUPER
>AH, random person, you're not supposed to drink water>actually, Fine, you are supposed to drink water from that cup>DUMB Motion.
I'm doing Dirt CMs and this giga nigger Dumb Falcon ran out of Stam and lost somehow
Falcobros should I do 2 speed 4 wit for the CM, or 2 speed 3 wit + nishino power?Her career is race heavy + straight accel...
>>556099224Why do I feel the urge to rape whenever I stare at Nishino Flower...
>>556099224the other threads maxed out... surely the jannies wont delete this thread, or god forbid delete just the image like the spiteful cunts they are
>>556099342gentle wife gentle life
Teio!
Top 10 clubs found a new toy
>>556099224You're supposed to play teasers at the end of the last episode, not the beginning of the new one.
>>556099260there is no way 730 stam + 430 guts gasses on a shorter mile, something else slowed her downalso MANT happens during the dirt CM so don't put too much effort into it yet
Is this good enough for CM? Or do I need more wit?
ウマオオオオ is looking for new members, victims, or resume builders.We'll be a comfy club until MANT comes and we'll decide the direction then.Until then 19M by the 26th of each month. Use uma.moe to figure out if you're at risk.
>>556099390people only finding out about haku working on this NOW is pretty hilarious
>>556099390no reason to hide names of discotroons
>>556099216>>556098918Also, it's better to undershoot than overshoot the 230-250 mark
>>556099413it's great but realize that akebono has a huge disadvantage this CM because her ult won't go off, so she's essentially a NPC umaer, wait...>pumpdoesn't work this CM lad, also no plancha+mummyhug is a big risk too
Shinko Windy is a talented Speed card for MANT but your summer suffers a tiny bit morebut if she hits she hits
>>556099394Forgive me, I thought I was being funny
>>556099408There was no debuffer in the race (my 640 Stam, 480 Guts Falco won). Dunno why the other Falco died.I'm gonna go on holiday during early March so I'm not gonna be able to build MANT Aces. Scripted loss event unfortunately
>Farming fans>Get THE aptitudesAieeeeeeeee
https://x.com/fufufuyu__/status/2018449522591179092Do (You) think EL UMA DE CYGAMES BREEDERS CUP will join the dirt uma friend circle, or will she be too cool for that?
>>556099701fucking gold ship sexily
>>556099390cy warned them, ax will come after they pay for selectors. Truly epic meltdown
>>556099490yeah this aint reddit >>556099390
>>556098918My Hishi hits her unique somewhat consistently
I hate that in this quest to make a good mile Stego I've learned how to play through this scenario better because now I'm pulling 7k+ skill points instead of like 6.2k and it hurts even more when inheritances don't happen and card events don't finish because I get left over with over 1k skill points and nothing to spend it on.
>>556099731i was on the shittiest fan run yesterday and got s late s med s turf on the first inspiration
>>556099797I hope you're saving for this summer
>>556099260I kneel, I've made a few S falcos but never S+>ConcentrationW-wait, Tazuna?
I just got my second 9* spark. I have one in speed and the other in stam. Would it be better to farm for another speed or stam 9* spark or should I try to farm 3* sparks in power/guts/wit instead?
>>556099904care to share the deck? :3
>>556100051Is beach mcqueen any good? I know she isn't META but original mcqueen being so-so and costume mcqueen being worse than fucking urara is exhausting
I love the Jahy uma
>>556100051if golshi wants me, then she'll spook me when i pull for the umas i actually want
>>556100123Depends on the pinks, whites and if you have a decently variety (uma-wise) of legacies
Okay thanks El
>>556100093These are the rest of his and his deck. It isn't even a buhi deck
>>556100186Just the usual 2 Speed 4 Wit
>>556100437Man I... am not looking forward to using that fuku speed card, might borrow NTR even though fuku is considered betterI know it's good, but relying on a 0 priority card to work in your favor OVER AND OVER is just nightmare fuel
>>556100321
New translationhttps://x.com/simonrojas937/status/2018516649964613991
>>556099260My suspicions were right. Even for Dirt CM's, you still want to raise her Turf aptitude for an easier career.
ryan is so fucking ugly, janny can you clean it out? do your job you miserable twat
>>556100437my 580/450 fuji survives
>>556100617Ye I tried her for the first time today and her first event failed 4 times in a row and I wasted pretty much all my borrows so I already don't like the card cause of that. Can't deny that the high rolls are really strong though. Hopefully NTR is good enough cause I don't wanna rely on Fuku RNG
Is this considered a good roll?>>556100771Hopefully the borrow compensates for the sheer lack of whites
those whites are ass
>>556101320I can't wait to hear this 24/7 during MANT
>>556101425...yall niggas still play with sound on?
How do skills with a cooldown work? Do you just need to hit the wit check twice?
>>556101516Allegedly the second time is harder and it's obviously more likely to happen on longer (>2500m) tracks
Damn it is DEAD DEAD in here, did americans drop the game for endfield or something? I normally come in here later
>>556101516yeppers, you need to hit the witcheck early and twice
>>556101654yup i did
>>556101654everyone went to bed last thread
>>556101654everyone is playing endfield nownot sure about current numbers, but it's been ruling this entire board. Kinda like early global /uma/ but not as lasting. We kinda had 800-1000 threads all the way into week 2-3 or something
>>556101654This is a good thing.
>>556101320>>556101425https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqmxGvmrOi8
>>556101654It's 11PM
>>556101654I like slow threads they're more comfy
Daiwa Scarlet looks like the kind of character who would say "desu~wa!"But she doesn't.Why doesn't she?
>>556101654This is when Mutts sleep, if you usually come in later it's more active cause Sea monkeys wake up
>>556101780the whole "thread slows down so post quality goes up" thing has been a myth for so long, idk why people try to believe in ityou're still gonna get told by oguri cap to get 900 stamina for a mile race regardless of thread speed
>>556101806>there is special voice lines for thisdamn...
Who’s the best Uma for a poor fag like me, I’m like tammo cross but a man and Mexican, I’ve always dreamt of marrying rich
>>556101960tits and thights too big to say desuwashe's like a brutish porky tsun instead of a hauty ojou
We did it /r/uma!
>>556101806Grand Live actually makes worse aces? No way right?
>>556101654>"I want more posters"Yeah bro we definitely should have kept the all the gacha bandwagoners and twitter crossposters, even the sloptuber poster is MIA.
>>556102063no, it doesn't, it's just a funny pictureyou can get to 1500 speed in grand live so MANT aces literally can't keep up with the
the
Sex with Gentildonna
>>556102154
>>556102125Oh thank god. I didn't want to he stuck torturing my trainees.
>>556101995I'd rather have a slow thread with shit post quality, over a fast thread with shit post quality.
>>556101654New yorkas are asleep, west coast americans have a few hours left before they drop dead for the day
>>556101654we all moved to our clubs' discords
>>556102125>>556102152the!?
https://youtu.be/8h4f6C2b05s/
I'm ngmi
>>556102035The best umas for you aren't in global yet
https://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>556101654All the brown Americans got locked up by ICE so nobody in America is playing gacha anymore
>>556101654So that's why we've had so many bots in the threads lately...
>>556102408deck?
>>556100780I LOVE Gyaru Creek>>556101654I was busy fapping and not posting
>ONE turffuck. I'm fucking done. I'll use it. Grandparents are all turfs too anyway
I need rice shower umanko
>>556102408how do you get groundwork?
Hope you have your 9* blue parents with god tier whites ready for Grand Live or you're bricked
>>556102463
>>556102680I'm waiting for MANT
>>556102680>god tier whitesisn't mant spark gonna update everything anyways
>>556102737Wait you're supposed to make parents in mant?Fuck my poorfag ass is doomed
>>556102834Why? f2ps will have it good during MANT.
>>556102834Get that ass to work
Is Fuku better than Biko in Unity?
>>556100780>>556102580>I LOVE Gyaru CreekSame.
Do I really have to farm parents in MANT? In a game mode that takes one hour to complete?
>>556102886I'm the guy with 3lb yeppers
>>556102925no
>>556102925Well, any ace can become a god-tier parent in MANT, so you're better off just building an ace who just-so-happens to be a good parent too
>>556102925nyes
>>556102925Farming aces and parents are the supposedly same thing in mant so you'll be more efficient in that sense.
>>556102665Showering with Rice Shower
>>556102834>Fuck my poorfag ass is doomedYou should have most of, if not all, the cards required unless you've been gluing all your free support cards, especially the guts cards.....anon?
>>556102925you don't have to do anything. and you definitely shouldn't do that.
>>556102925It's just the same, but you don't have to be turbo autistic like ace runs. If you've been farming parents on URA and taking g2/g3 for affinities then it's the same.
>>556102925You do or else John Cygames whips youit's a fucking slots machine video game you dolt you don't have to do things you don't want to do
>>556102952yeppers you are buttfucked in the ass. I hope you have an MLB Sunday though, and the MLB SRs
>>556103127
>>556103127>canon breast growth
stop posting her I'm getting hot and bothered
>>556102925
Sexkura Laurel
>>556102952Guts decks are not really ideal in Mant desu, you can get away with Urara and Ayabe
>>556103127Her trainer is Yutaka Take as a woman by the way
Wif
>>556103251
i refuse to believe anyone here cleated event cards, no one is that soulless, right?...right?
>>556103181I managed to mlb sunday, and some mlb SRsBut out of the important ones the ones I don't have yet are windy, sunday, tachyon, amazon, and nishino >>556103306Hopefully I can get some Ayabes then
>>556102952>3LB welfare cardSo, do you still have the rainbow crystal?
>>556102256>>556099365The Gentilcreature!
>>556103273who?
>>556103390I mean, after the power trio of bourbon/yeppers/marvsun you CAN cleat event cardsbasically the next entire year of event cards are all worthless.
>>556103371He's a god tier trainer too?
>>556103496
>>556102974I want Daiwa Scarlet to be a good parent... to my children
Nobody would have sex with Oguri.
>>556103532Chiyo owes me Summer and Spring Runner O
left or right? apologies for the botched stitching
good night faglords
>>556103532>every event support that comes out during MANT has 0-5% race bonus besides the ones we already gotwhat were they thinking?
>>556103482I'm a newfag bro I didn't know there was one until you guys told me
>>556103714I WANT TO PET IT
>>556103532I don't think I will
>>556103694full power sparks
#clublistDacchi from club Bricked with club ID 835612678 here, we did a poll yesterday and our club name is now... Le Fishé . Please change the rentry to reflect that, thanks clublist anon.
is this curren umapure worthy
>>556103660Because you haven't heard of me yet
heh
>>556104071She's so unsexy
>>556103751Consider not playing for 8 months then rerolling on some dogshit bannerprevious statements were a joke it's not the end of the world if you have a 3LB welfare card (which gets a rerun eventually so don't waste the rainbow crystal) you're just not going to have top performance.There's nothing wrong with sealclubbing in B Finals.
https://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/75126873/post/11329150
kinguthat is all
>>556103545Take's a jockey anon...
>>556104193fuck you, go die in a ditch
>>556104130That was the plan anyways, not like a poorfag can do much about it
>>556104243Specifically Super Creeks husband
>>556103532damn these honestly are kinda shit, 80% of them have shit gold skills toofeels like they'd only be for newfags attempting to catch up or something
>>556104115Michelle My Baby typed this
>>556104193please don't attach my beautiful german wife to your shitposts
>>556103631
>>556104193How does this artist escape them?
Mambo!
Mamboner
>>556103751I feel so bad about missing Bourbon wit card, that would have solved all of my problems
>>556104486Never mention Umamusume or their real names. It increases your chances of flying under the radar.
>>556104546>missing bourbon witjesusuhhh, just don't ever use fronts? Or roll vbourbon since she can't use it anyway
>>556104524
Too soon
>>556104486most uma porn artists use no uma tag
>>556104357 >>556104438The (You) is the incentive for him to do it again, desu
>>556104193Nigger go give the discord posts too don't just cuck me like this
>>556104649Mamboobs
but what if I sex sweepy?
>>556104765thanks for that newfag observation, obvious newfag
>>556104858but that's the whole point?
>>556104858The true NTR was the friends we made along the way
Fucking hell I hate doing runs hoping for Groundwork parent inspirations.I think I'll just use Falco and have shitty wit.
>>556101654I got bored of uma not giving enough carats with accelerated schedule
You don't need Groundwork
>>556105004
>>556105134Until you see another front that does have it and you don't then you do need it after losing horribly
>>556104858くみやべ it's searchable in exhentai and shows fanbox archives
>>556105004ntr love
>>556105205I'm too retarded to use sadpanda
My wife TopRo and her wife which she cucks me with
>>556105256Sadpanda is just obnoxious to use because it requires cookies but also demands you clear your cookies
NTR has a weird xenomoph-esque skull structure. I'm not Ayabe btw.
I'm gonna roll on the scamcha
>>556105256e-hentai also got them
Juiciest of brown hoursGood night
>>556105192You won't see fronts in the next two CMs and it'll be Bourbon oonige afterwards
>>556105378They're not updated yet no? This is a new work
>>556105403fronts cant do the dirt CM? Why?
gn bwos. See you all in 5 hours
i think i would sooner flatline the entire cup season than seriously train for that upcoming dogshit 3200 cm ddddesu
>>556105403You're not ready for my dual mutated front pasa and xoguri
>>556105532just max out wit and stam bwo
>>556105447Who do you intend to mutate? Front XOguri is a gaslight until proven otherwise>>556105537That didn't take long
>1*AIIIIIIEEEEEEEE She could've been a breeding princess...
I'm feeling tempted to roll on the scam fuku banner, I haven't sparked a Support card banner since Riko and that's only cause of the 100 free pulls. The only banner I sparked myself was the first Kita banner
>>556105575>mutateWhat about falco? also maruzen can be turned to dirt pretty easily
>>556105621Do it.
>>556104936>feeding trolls>OTHER people are the newfagsOK newfag
>>556105621she HAS to be MLB to be worthwhile, are you ready to possibly dump 60k carrots?
>>556105696I wanna save for NTR Ayabe tho
>>556105775>feeding trollsholy fuck go back to wherever you came from
>>556105627You were talking about using the Falco power card, she can't use it herself anonI don't know about how effective mutations are though
>>556104936Thanks for MY incentive.
>>556105785Cheeky tenner.
how good is speed star vs prepared to pass?
I love NTRNeToRare
>>556105621don't do it
yeah I'm sparking all uma, getting vb in 1 ten roll, and then bagging kitasan
>>556105597Who even wants her as a parent
>>556105943>getting vb in 1 ten roll
>>556105838>N-NO! you MUST ONLY use muh sekrit club approved buzzwords!KEKTrying way too hard to fit in newfag.
>>556105930
>>556105779I can dump 60k but it would feel bad>>556105852Tomorrow at daily reset>>556105930This is why I don't 100% wanna roll. Getting MLB Ayabe and no Fukus also would feel very bad. I hate double banners so much
Everyone sleeping on gold city support card Just wait and see
How many Stamina you need for Mile races in Team Race?
I have enough to double spark fuku speed and I wanna puuuuullll right now but I need to wait just a couple more days for the free pulls to finish for maximum efficiency
>>556105943Based frontgawd. Who are you sparking in all uma
>>556106105Bodied that freak
>>556106105not only are you an obvious newfag but you're also fucking retarded
>>556102909SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
7 and this thread will be better
>>556106139
LET'S GO GAMBLING
Why are you fighting amongst yourselves
>>556106252you fucked it
I will make a sprint Brian, mark my words.
>>556106164seiun probably. I considered suzuka but she's useless in MANT and who knows when I'll get a big nigga spook/new release in the future
>>556106252It wasn't meant to be
The joke is an intricate one. The umas eat alot, and then their bellies get big. And that's the entire joke.
>>556106195Whatever helps you cope retard.Just 5 more years and maybe you'll fit in.
>>556103272my semen
>>556106337>useless in MANT You can still train her as rabbit in Aoharu, but Seiun is a smarter spark.
>>556106291it's brown aka retard hours
when is the selector pick your own 3star ticket bros
>>556106283ANON NO THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOUgood luck
>>556106283I'm EOP what's it say
>>556106410neck yourself retarded newfag
pretty derby punched me in the jaw
>>556106407it's a pretty good joke tbqhwyfamalam
hey lads im taking trip to japan in 2 monthswhat is some god-tier uma merch i can find?
>>556104486have you never heard of paywalled lewds? theres plenty of uma. Theres uma lewds on pixiv but you can tell theres a shocking disparity
>>556106436Brown and retard hours are very distinct, as in it's always retard hours here but not always brown hours
>NTR gets posted>people go insane
>>556106407As much as I despise architects I'm surprised more haven't latched onto umamusume given how much these girls eat. Maybe its because they're too athletic so common sense deters some of them?
>>556106563>he's gonna flatline for 2 months
>>556106269>needs MLB to be slightly worse than King HaloGold SHITTY
>>556106269RBlet I kneel...
>>556106467>>556106283GOT THE SEKRIT CARD>>556106491Coco's Restaurant collab
>Hanshin Juvenile Fillies as Daiwa>Vodka has NSM>Hishi Amazon has gold homestretch haste (In Body and Mind)This secret event is just not worth the effort
>>556106661You can't play in another country unless you are on a VPN right? I'm going for a week and a half at the end of March and worried I'll miss the Top Road free pulls
>>556106407Imagine the shits...
>>556106719Congratulations
>>556106625Mom-coded outfit. I love it.
Great so we failed Spring Triple Crown right at the fucking end? This cow has Swinging Maestro, Corner Recovery, Straight Recovery and S in Turf and Long and just wasted almost an hour of my time for nothing.
>>556106686To be fair, her events are ridiculously strong, netting a total of 50 energy throughout the chain. But she doesn't offer anything else. No good skills, no worthwhile stats.
>>556106269mlb shed prol be decent mant with +1/+1.
>>556106814I think if you vpn it'll be fine
>>556106407Man i wish i could eat like that still and not worryNowadays i feel like just breathing too much makes me gain weight...
>>556106879
>>556106878If a mom is wearing that either she's a single mom or down to cuck her husband
>it actually workedWHAT THE FUCK BROS
>>556106994>immediately jumps to NTRIt really is brown hours..
>>556107131>troonspeak
>>556104637I can get away with borrowing her for falco this cm and maaaybe the next one since it's easy on the sparks, but yeah my front building will likely be over after that, I just wanted to run Falco at some point
>>556105575My Front Oguri is doing okayish in lobbies. Angling sucks on her because she's never in first though. Maybe NSM would work better
>>556107131this is like groveling and the kissing their boots while gurgling their nutsI'm not that desperate for a CM win
>>556106985Do NOT bully anime Creek.
>>556107209It's actually typical saarspeak, it is brown hours after all
>>556106994brownest post of the week award
>>556107131I don't even know who this guy is wtf
>>556107131this is the most pathetic post in the thread and that's saying something
>>556106994Imagine unironically thinking this. I'm begging you to stop watching porn.
>>556107209>>556107360That is NOT troon speak or saarspeak it is REDDIT speak, I am fluent in all cringe languages thank youtroonspeak would be ending every sentence in a jumble of letters, example:oomf daisca akjdklasjdasdjj
>>556107131Actually pathetic
>>556107131Is it 194242527045?
>thread was dead for 2 hours>suddenly everyone calling everyone brownyou can just go back to not posting at all thanks
>>556107470Digitan bwos...
>>556107470wdym>Hi sar i open ticket for you>Ma'am open bobs ples
>>556107504>wins:10>KikkaSho: 2ndNo fucking way someone here is humiliating himself for this
So?Is sweepy safe?I want to end this hell that is farming parents
>>556107504heavens no
>>556106719No one fucking cares attention whore
>>556107702No one knows yet
next thread will be better
>>556106878Yeah, it's really nice.
>>556106719all of these unreleased ass umas FUCKA U JAPAN
>>556107586I mean yurispeak and trannyspeak on twitter have A LOT of crossover so digitan is unfortunately "in" with that crowd
>>556107702All sweepy users are on borrowed time
>>556107470>omf daisca akjdklasjdasdjjThis isn't right, 15 years ago this was actual woman speak...
>>556107585you say this as though the brown invasion is some kind of new occurrence
I'm the brownest poster ITT. My favorite uma? Calstone Light O.
Thoughts on preggo Air Groove?
>>556107702>Ignoring the banwave warningAdding you to my grudgepost list
>>556107859"actual woman online" speak 15 years ago was tumblrspeak which was pretty different, I think your memory is a bit muddled.
>NTR>17 matches>Is not about the uma but actual cuck shitYou niggers need to fucking die, seriously neko
>>556107976No man like I actually met women IRL that posted like that online. Granted they were into Pokemon but that's something else entirely
>>556107859correct, it WAS woman speak and that's why they've stolen it in an attempt to mimic women
>>556107702Cygames usually does yearly ban waves, so we either get a banwave on first anni, a ban wave on 1.5 anni (an actual full year would have passed) or we don't get banwaves.
>>556108057>>556107976>>556107859I feel like women 15 years ago just did non stop emoticons, like their punctuation was an emotehey :Pu rite XDwooooooow o_o
This thread could be a museum exhibit
dream journey looks like a porcelain doll she looks so frail and pretty she also looks like she would bite you to make sure everyone knows who you belong to
>>556107972based grudgeposter. Meltdown gonna be epic cuz ppl will have bought the selectors
>>556108140literally everyone did that 15 years ago.
Is anyone having success with end closers in Capri test rooms? How do you deal with the lack of last corner speed skills to overtake the pace chasers? Most of the time my end closers are 8th/9th and they can't get close to the front pack
>>556107278>>556107436>>556107497I did this for a seiun sky a month or two ago... is it really that bad? It only took me like 5 minutes and it's a crazy good parent, I don't get the fuss
>>556107823>another anon blatantly outs themselves you retards are something else
there are no women in 4chins xD you guys are imagining things o_o
>>556108275I don't get the spooky yandere meme she's like 4'5If she tries anything you can just smack her until she acts right
we're not even halfway through this thread as we plummet further and further down
>>556108415>>556108140That was more 19 years ago
>>556108305This is the Hishi I've had the most success withShe wins sometimesStill working on her
>>556108275She looks like a disgusting art whore that wants to get raped by every ethnicity of male except Asian
>>556108305sprint = pacemile = latemedium = frontlong = endYes, all 4 have small exceptions like xoguri/taiki, but 95% of the time this is the case
>>556108275This just looks like Billie Eilish with a bad sketched out uma wig
>>556108002this is actual SEA hours. They love cuckshit and their kryptonite is yuri since itll get them stoned
anons... please stop shitting up the thread... onegai?
>>556108512Taishin dominates all 4
Am I forced to roll for Nishino if I like Pace? Is she the Seiun of PaceChads?
>>556108532At least post an actual good ship like Golshi/Meno or Pokke/Dantsu Flame
>>556108395>it's 2026 and we unironically have people who still pretend 4chan is a secret club
Who will win>>556108508Largest penis poster vs>>556108515Least normalfaggot poster
>The gap between 1st and 2nd vs 3rdThey do not fucking care anymore lmao they need that 1st place bad
>>556108578here's some snacks if you all behave
>>556108662The horse or the card because the horse works for both pace and late surger
>>556108691Opera vs Doto vs everyone else
>>556108692this is how laurel looks at me after draining my balls every night
>>556108578>>556108532>back to back metapostspart of the problem btw
>>556108691They should honestly ban every botter but delay those two groups' bans for a month so that they go all out, it'll be like Redline (2009) but infinitely gayer and autistic.
Bad mood Fuji
>>556108739Ye the horse, she is the meta parent for Pace from what I heard like how Seiun is the meta parent for Fronts. I don't really like her but if she's gonna be a perma borrow I wanna roll for her
>>556108662Nishino is better for fronts than pace lol
>>556108672neigha, im accusing you fags of hanging out and being into the shit you claim to hate. Know what i do to something i actually dislike it? Avoid it. Learn nothing of it. etc.>inb4 learn your enemyneigha your into it, next you'll get a ladyboy and claim its research
>>556108878She's still used as a parent in JP if that means anything to you.
>>556108823
>>556108865
Meta breedingand Tachyon
>>556108670whotf is meno? and pokke is ugly as sin. I save slop for its best attribute - actually looking like the characters.
Same person btw.
>>556106641It looks closer to pregnancy than fat
>>556108670Jpfags need to go back
>>556109104That reminds meIn the end was Tachyon parent the biggest gaslight in uma global? Even witgod tried to preach it and xoguri never even uses that unique, what a total waste of everyone's time that was
>>556109123
huh!?
I'm so close to 1m
>>556108883You have to be 3rd-4th for her unique to work how is that good for Fronts?>>556108965Yeah I suppose I'll have to roll for her.
>>556099171How about ace at your place?
>>556108692Ok, I'll behave.Hey.. these snacks taste kinda funn
Does Biwa have a trainer in Star Blossom raws? It's so fucking weird she doesn't have one anywhere.
what if you had sex with sakura conbini o
>>556109331>You have to be 3rd-4th for her unique to work how is that good for Fronts?You'll be accounting for the 3 oonige every race
>>556108678https://poal.me/c6bxn7
Please read Star BlossomWe have Kris S at home
nsm or plan x?
>>556109458At the conbini?Or, like, in general
>>556109472both are bad, get turbo sprint instead>b-but I'm using bakushnhead-on from maya then
>>556109123this is why you don't smoke
>>556108691It's day 1.5 and they already have 10% of last months fancountShits gonna look crazy at the end
>>556109514yes
>>556109123he's 30 on the second photo
80% of the time when someone posts a JP uma that global won't see until 2028 I always think their design looks kinda badnot saying it's ALL bad, some recent-released umas in JP look good but man the designs in year 2-3 kinda sucked
>>556109618Name them fag
99% of the time that I see someone complaining about JP stuff I always think that anon is a little homosexual
>>556109123if he's a legendary trainer why isn't he married to his first trainee
i think gentildonna SUCKS
>>556109689he must have trained brian and falco
>>556109707...my cock
>decide to try out sprint oguri in the stretch track>triumphant pulse activates right out of the gate shooting her so far up ahead no one can catch up to herthe CM is not gonna be fun when it finally comes i feel like i found out some kind of forbidden knowledge
>>556108002Why are you lying? Do you think we can't ctrl+F
>>556109707-MY COCK!
>>556109618It's because they have shitty taste with their Transcend and Calstone spam. Hokko, Zephyr and Pandora are cute as fuck.
>>556109707More Gentildonna please hold my head and tell me everything is going to be okay
This month's club drama ended much sooner than previously. We are approaching equalibrium.
>>556109707MY CO—
>>556109471>mobbing Taiki Blizzard while a Breeder's Cup scenario was being developed
>>556109821All "club drama" in /uma/ has always been mambo and they're doing super good outside of their danchou potentially quitting/uma/ needs a new club to obsess over
>>556109618That's because anons are attention whore tastelets that spam ugly umas. If the release schedule was reversed you would see anons posting Ryan, Biwa, Air Groove, Winning Ticket, Fuku etc and saying they can't wait for them to be playable and you would think Launch/Year 1 umas were ugly
>>556107946She was a good horse
>>556109889look you almost made a point but ryan will always be ugly no matter when she releases
wow gentildonna sucks a lot of different cocks
>>556110026I wish I was Gentildonna
>>556109472>>556109518I am in the career end screen. I must pick one. Please help. Which one is it?
>>556109471I do
>>556110026No they are all my cock.
>>556109881I pick autis/uma/
I'm the mejiro ryan of ningen men
>>556110085get the white skill for both
>>556110085On who? What style?
*rapes you*
>>556109881Our danchou is Mr. Worldwide and still in Japan until the snow festival is over. So there is that
>>556109749Why do zoomies lie on easily verifiable things as if no one was going to call them out for it?
> Trigger sprint spark> Fail to hit stat caps> Hit stat caps> Fail to hit sprint AFucking hell
>>556109331>run triple front one of the fronts will have an acceleration
*thinks about it*
>>556108578>>556108692Why does this succubus make my dick so hard?
>>556109801This is the first someone ever mentioned these umas in /uma/.
>>556110136
>>556110164Should have gotten Google Fi. I was able to play global with it last week.
>>556110172Maybe zoomies are just that dumb that they think people won't fact check things
I DONT UNDERSTAND THE STICKER I GOT IN CLUB CHAT
>>556110264Plan X
>>556110124Yes they are next!
>>556109801Dont say that...
>>556110239they really upped their npc uma design
>>556102435Done.
>>556109689He didn't complete her race goal and didn't buy any clocks so it was doomed.
>>556110150*enjoys it now*what now, bitch?
>>556110284Neither do I.
german milk
>>556110239we all love Hokko here
>>556109801The only shit design that gets spammed here is stay gold. Waiting for him to get bored of her and move on to the next fotm Uma
>>556110492>slop
>>556110217Do NOT think about it.
>>556110026all my cocks btw>>556110063if I were her id make every cock in /uma/ cum with paizuri and bjs
Deutsche Vollmilch
what does german milk taste like
Bring Back...X2 Rewards...Onegai...
>>556109801Say that
>>556110310k ty
My bro is very cute and I dont like this libel against her!>>556109801
>>556109391I assure you anon, it's just that extra french spice
>>556110901
>>556110748bread
How large are her knockers exactly?
>>556110748Like Sex with me
>Borrow Fuku speed>Complete her RNG chain junior year>Unity chevrons non-existent the entire run>Lose Unity Cup>Not a single level 5 facilityUnity is literally the worst game design ever. Whoever came up with this dogshit should commit seppuku.
>>556110748>>556110601>>556110916>>556110971My paizuri slave.
>>556111061Which Uma would eat glue?
>>556110479
>>556111123
>>556111061Sure, why would the best sparks I've seen in two weeks not be attached to my 13 win glue bottle?
>>556111146poor laisu can't maintain a marriage...
>>556111261
I love opening Uma (JP) because what the fuck do you mean 4 of these girls aren't even trainable yet
>>556111619Hello Hishiama
>>556111619I am big fan of Mama Amazon
>>556111630Almond Eye soon trust the plan
>>556111793they better announce contrail
>>556111630BIG DOG WHEN!?!?
>>556111805Digitan would do this
Out of the umas not in the game yet I like that red one that like Vodka and is religious or something. She has a nice design.
>botting>botting using OCR to make AIslop parents>botting using OCR AIslop umas on a fucking emulator instead of memory reading>botting using OCR AIslop umas on emulator AND bragging about it on discuckEvery single faggot in the top clubs deserves to have their money stolen when the banwave hits. I cannot wait for the cat 5 chimpout.
>>556112045what's wrong with botting
>>556111619
>>556112045You guys said there would be bans since 6 months ago
>>556111619what's with the turbo autismo pose
>>556111630I'm hoping for blast one piece to complete team ikze
>>556111630>speCHUD Year1>Kitasan Year2who is Year3/4 representative?
>>556111939After Samson Big
>>556111619Hello, now receive my children.
>>556112107He is coping because he's too much of a pussy to bot himself
If your Uma isn't a triple crown, why even bother?
>>556112045get back to work, sweepy
>its early november senior year>it should be fine to spend my last riko recreation>mood down event right after the date>:(
Today, I,,,I wasted my whole day with two meaningless things that I wayyyy overcomplicated and overanalyzed, as I came to be I realized it's 6am and I didn't even eat dinner......
>>556112369YAAAAAAAAADDDDAAAAAAAA!
Y-You look cold Trainer! D-Did you know an Umamusumes' internal temperature is 2 to 3 degrees higher than a humans?
>>556112206Lust provoking pose*FIFY
I like hearing Winning Ticket completely flip out every time I do friendship training with her.
>>556112320My uma is the GOAT, peak even.
>>556112460Go back to your dorm you harlot
>>556099348Easy there, Elon.
>>556112045imagine being a legitimate sweepy fan that's trying to clear your tainted botting reputationgodspeed lil sweepster
>>556112472I like her pose where she leans forward with her hand on her hips And the one where she point her fingerShe has interesting animations
so I just learned today that for the purpose of leveling facilities, 1 wit up arrow click is equivalent to two speed up arrow clicks, 2.5 guts clicks, and FOUR POWER AND STAMINA CLICKSSTAMINA AND POWER CLICKS ARE USELESSWHY AM I LEARNING THIS NOW
Orange and fatty
>>556112576
>>556112045Sweepy get off 4chan and back to grinding
why does she want to one-on-one everyone? is it because she is black and that is what they do everytime? just fight me bro
>>556112320She was robbed...
so, based on Star Blossom, Chitose is basically a Super Creek type of calm without the goo-goo babies schtickwhy the fuck were anons saying she's a succubus too? she seems too sweet to be one
>>556112657You’ve been told power cards are shit for the past 7 months
>>556112695they'll shout 1v1 then their boys will gang up on you when they start losing every time
>>556112795Anons are idiots
>>556112320I don't need a triple crown, my uma has more soul than any other uma, plus she is a great mother.
>>556112472>hello, Hishi Amazon from Uma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>556112460I did not know that.. let us cuddle, Doto.
>>556112737rice villain, ruining dreams like always
test
>bakushin>get pre-debut charming and fast learner in junior year>followed up by dogshit inspiration events>rainbows fuck off during senior year and end the run with no stats reaching 1100fucking end me
>>556112924>testI couldn't see your post. I think you must be shadowbanned.
>>556112842that's what a top jobber copes with
>>556112695Nothing wrong with being very competitive. She might be retarded as FUCK but she makes up for it by being wife material in every other way.
>>556112460i want doto to smother me with her warm squishiness
>>556112831you did not understand what anon said at all, did you? your comment is ESL tier stupid
>>556112795That's a question for the JPkeks
>>556112657What is this from?
>>556112924grats you passed
>>556113020gayest dialogue i've read from any uma
>>556113056>power clicks are useless >this is one reason out of many why power cards are shitIt’s not my fault you can’t use simple logical reasoning retard
>>556113020Her lvl 1 wit training always sounds like she is failing it. Based tard wife
>>556112657English is the only language I speak yet somehow I feel ESL after reading thisI thought power was bad but stamina sucks too?
>>556112795Chitose is the chinese medicine lady of the franchise.
>>556113156>always sounds like she is failing it.this but Oguri when you rest in Summer
>>556112892That and Kyoei Bowgun
>>556112664Was talking about this one
>>556112657This feels like you’re misunderstanding it, but I’m not understanding it either, so I’m just going to call you a cute retard
To any Chiyoposter out there: Eat shit and die!
Does anyone have that comic where smart falcon is an older christmas cake about to ask out toreina?
>>556112795anons base their worldview of every uma on the first 3 fanfics they see and nothing elsesadly, the first 3 posts are all retards posting their fantasies online so most umas are wildly inaccurate in Global's general consensus
>>556113142Don't say that...
Umas with female trainers:>I love racing and want to shine bright over the world like a star even if it is just a brief moment, please help me make my dream come true Miss Trainer! :DUmas with male trainers:>Wowie Mr. Trainer you like my eyes? Thanks your kids can have them too! :)
>>556113403what about her prerace sex pose
Hehe...
>>556113575mister cuddlebug
>>556113571Outside of dober they act exactly the same, though.
>>556113571I assure you my trainee gropes my breasts and ass whenever she has the chance to make sure I'm always aware that not only is she the alpha to my omega but I exist to be her personal prey
>>556113642AI images make me mad now because my favorite AI model for gooning got ultra-censored and I've had blue balls for 2 weeks
>>556112657>no fucking sourcewell, actually, guts is the best exp per turn and those numbers are all wrong
>>556112657whered you find this anyway ? everywhere just says aoharu facil are tied to stat grades
>>556113571Im more or less referring to the Starblossom laurel and ingame laurel
>>556113745That's not AI though What model?
>>556113623Yeah that's the one I was talking about It's a great one
>>556113571Nice try but Female trainers are also getting raped
POST SOMETHING CUTE
STALLIONS
>>556113571>Thanks your kids can have them too! :)What did she mean by this?
>>556113571Everyone always says ingame laurel is really forward but no one ever posts any screenshots or in-game anecodotes of her being flirtatious, it's always just fanarts or comics, so I'm starting to get suspicious if this is just a gaslight.
>>556113967
>>556113907
>>556113571
>>556113571And that's how the game becomes successful
>>556113832Just grok, later versions of it could make some serious fetish fuel but it's useless now (talking about animated stuff though, there's still 100 things out there for pictures)
>>556113973
>>556113869..But definitely not by Falco.
DO NOT FALL FOR THE KOREAN """SAKURA""" SPIES
>Sprint B>Turf SCan it work???
>>556114050
>>556113973>hmm is that an umamusume who wants the dick?>AAAAAAAAAHHHH IM BEING GASLIGHT HELP ME DIRECTORIf you're that worried, just take 5 seconds to look up her character story on YT and you'd get your answer. It's not that serious
>>556114119no
>>556114119Do you have winter runner left handed and lone wolf?
>>556114119did you make a S+ capped speed/power/wit monster? Sure, maybe. If not, no.
I thought Nioh 3 was stuck at 30 FPS on my poorfag PC (laptop) but it was just me forgetting to update my drivers. I'm up to a stable 60 FPS even during battles now :D
>>556113907My daughter
>>556114119Yeah. In Open League.
>>556114119you lose 100+ speed statyou okay with that?
>>556114280
>>556113571Umas with female trainers:>Wowie Miss Trainer you like my eyes? Thanks your kids can have them too! :)Umas with male trainers:>Wowie Mr. Trainer you like my eyes? Thanks your kids can have them too! :)
>>556114268
https://fxtwitter.com/SuckyEngy1zumi/status/2018492192986382430
Woah I never got this skill before in Suzuka what does it do?
>>556113571>Wowie Mr. Trainer you like my eyes? Thanks your kids can have them too!Yeah, no thanks. I dont want my kids to be retarded.
>>556114513she runs faster but tires out a lot quicker
>>556114375Double butt job
>>556114513It breaks her legs
I think umas should take advantage of me when I least expect it
>>556113142Someone post Top Gun talking about wanting to make Brian excited
What did Cygames mean by this?
>>556114505
>>556114561Oh...fuck
>>556114513It makes her keel over and die if she races against anyone else with that skill.
>>556114375>vapid diseased e-whore or the cute and pure virgintough one
>>556114587Mouth dropping dialogue that I never expected anyone to say to my oshiwife
>>556114513You go in front of frontrunners
>>556113571He doesn't know
>>556114594She’s so cute
>>556101654Didnt you notice, Arknights Endfield is actually legit threat unlike Chaos Zero Nightmare.JP server literally has no hype banner last month and actually outsold Global who has Christmas Oguri.>>556107972>>556108120>>556112045Is Cygames crazy enough to pull the ban switch during the 1st anniversary and kill off the product during the worst scenario.
>>556114594you will all for ze propaganda
>>556114789>JP server literally has no hype banner last monthAre you fucking retarded
>>556114513It makes your nig become the big nig.
>>556114803she's actually very subtle about her advances. it's just her eyes that make it so dangerous
>>556114186>>556114234>>556114236>>556114269>>556114353At least I got this out of it
>>556114789i thought this general was safe from unemployed retards speculating gacha sales like its a stock marketplease get a job
>>556114789If you ban cheaters they just do it again, as they're addicted to numbers and being near the top.If it's a P2W game then it's wiser to banwave them because they'll just throw money at the game.>>556114513Higher early race speed (distance build up) and you can't spot struggle with regular fronts. Consumes as much stamina as pace.If there's a second oonige she just fucking dies.
>>556111619More like Hishi Mamazon haha
>>556113967>>556113991She is good at giving me head on
>>556113571>>556114515is sakura laurel as dumb as the other 2 or is she an enigma
>>556113406>>556113779>>556112657When filling your spirit gauge (NOT AFTER IT HAS ALREADY BEEN USED) white arrows grant your unity team XP BASED on the facility the arrow was onYour facility levels are tied to your Unity Team level.Therefore, raising Unity Team level = Raising Facility levelIn URA, you raise facility level by pressing speed 1,000 timesIn Unity, you raise it by filling spirit gauges, and exploding them(White arrows do NOT give xp after the bomb has been consumed)Without going into numbers again: The priority for arrows per facility is WIT>>>>>>>SPD>>>PWR>STA>GTSWit provides almost 2x the amount of xp from speed, and 3-4x the XP from other facilitiesPre-debut: IGNORE FRIENDSHIP. CHASE ARROWS. Priority is ALWAYS on wit arrows. Pop bombs asap, don't greed. They will pump your facilities THE FASTEST compared to the other ones.Beginning of year 1: Fix friendship guages. You want to go into summer 1 with rainbow possibilities, so now that you have chased some arrows, get everyone to rainbow territoryAfter summer: Continue to chase arrows, but now you can greed bombs a bit moreAt year 3 you will probably stop chasing arrows at all. Now it's just look for friendship trainings at lvl 4-5 facilities until end of runTL;DR the pace of your entire run is decided by how many wit up arrows you get in pre debut and Junior year
>>556114789Anon the vast majority of people don't bot. If they did /uma/club wouldn't be able to maintain S+ rank. Cygames should ban the prolific botters and add autocareers for MANT That would save MANT for casuals and people that bot but didn't get banned will start using autocareer too.
>>556114594That Kiseki has shit taste preferring umaxningen instead of ningenxningen
hehe... ikuyo...
>>556115006>In URA, you raise facility level by pressing speed 1,000 timeskek
>>556115079>ningen x ningen
>>556114513
>>556114594Estelle is an uma all along?
>>556115042MANT isn't even autotrainable on JP.
>>556114789Oguri is an uma banner, retard. Nobody is spending big money on uma banners.
>>556115136in fact, in URA Facility levels take priority over 2 or below friendship training im dead serious man we've been playing these whole scenarios wrong
>>556115006I believe this actually. Useful information to have.
>>556115042Reminder that there has been 0 JP bans since 2022. And the bans that happened before that were from people running it 24/7 (official statement by cygames)
>>556114594>uma x human kids shows>uma x human manganingen sisters...
>>556115185What? Why not? It can't be that complicated.
