Ilsa Trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm0YcjNdqZE>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ>This week's F2P rotationGran, Ferry, Lowain, Metera>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Last Thread: >>556104997
Wait uncropped what now?
Meet your season 3 cast
61% off nowhttps://x.com/i/status/2018987901556568518
>>556233628Death, taxes, and GBVSR going on sale for 61% off
>>556233628Another no s3 flag btw
>Narmaya teleports in my room, has sex with me, tells me she wants to marry me and have 3 children>"Another no s3 flag btw"
>>556232969
Can't wait to see Monarch cry and try to downplay Metera when she gets nuked
I hope my main gets nerfed.
>>556236843I also hope your main gets nerfed.
>>556236843your main is everyone besides vikala and sheep
Thoughts about the upcoming costume for 2B?
>>556237961This image uses AI and/or stolen assets
>>556237961Never associate the goddess Shinobu with 2B ever again
>>556238235I can't make any promises
Predict her tierlist-standing.>on release>three months after release
>>556240468>strong but not top tier>top tier but not top 1
>>556240468my mid tier wife
>>556240468badeven worse
>>556240468metered dp, she's midlearn the matchup noob
>>556240468>No booletsBottomest tier, worse than Nier without desu juice>booletsA slightly better Percival.
d.s.g.
>>556240468>>556240772
>>556242531>A slightly better PerciShe's top tier... it's over...https://x.com/i/status/2018912766925697504
>>556244843That's actually very funny.
>thread is dead because no s3remember when everyone said "oh we'll just keep playing forever even after eos"?
>>556246427No? I do remember saying that they're going to quit playing fighting games once Rising is dead.
DOOMGODS STAY WINNING!RISING WAS A FLOP!DOOMGODS STAY WINNING!RISING WAS A FLOP!DOOMGODS STAY WINNING!RISING WAS A FLOP!KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I have Kunimitsu now so I'm okay with Rising EoS, infidels
Can you stop with this doomshitThis game is our livelihood
*sharts itself and dies in the monst unceremonoius way*Granblue fantasy versus.... rising
doomgods stop twerking on us... please...
>>556246427Now's the best time for me to work on my backlog. There's no reason to keep playing right now when the patch is so close.
It's over.Your champions... are joining our side.
>>556247192Same, I saw how many games I played last year versus what I bought as well as the backlog and felt disgusted. Even this year is a month gone and all I've done is 1 game at 25 hours.
D.E.A.DYOU AIN'T GOT NO SEASON 3 YOU'RE DEADYOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE DEAD
DSG.
>>556247383Dr. Doomlotta...
*fyarts in the next poster's mouth*
I play Wilnas and I have something nice in my mouth. Mmm, yummy!
Wilnas is a shitter filter character and whining about him in 2026 is a self report
*19 frames startup lows that posters post*
>>556249554point proven, ty
>>556249554Cute.
They are going to add a new system mechanic called perfect evade where if you time your evade frame perfectly it will do the same slowdown effect as evading a Raging Strike. This will allow you to punish vast majority of moves in the game. However, punishing an evade with a throw will deal 10% more damage. In addition, cross over now costs 10% meter, but can be cancelled into (non-dash) normals after a short period, and doing this will make said normals have 2 additional frames of blockstun if blocked. You heard it here first, my uncle works as a stripper at FKHR's favorite joint so I can guarantee this is legit.
>>556241443>metered dp, she's mid>grimnir>metera>ferry>cag
>>556250492Bad Apple
>>556251716OMG IS THAT A 2HU REFERENCE XXD XDD DDD
>>556252767More alive than grub btw
>>556253942I don't look like this but I say this
>>556253415And also more trannies, which is quite impressive
>>556254654sexy bottom tier
>>556252767
i luv sheep
>>556240468bottom 10bottoim 5
>>556254772Djeeta is an upper mid tier>B-BUT MUH FUCKING NERFSA +5ob fireball that wallbounces on counterhit, superb throw bait (that is plus on block some times or -1 at worst) and above average normals, there's no way this character is low tier
>above average normalsevery character has that in this game apparently…
Suck my cock carried Djeeturd
>>556256430I agree except I’d put her around lower mid tier. she’s the worst shoto but none of the shotos are bad
>>556256979What class is this, Slut?
For me it's the dog fucker class
>>556256979built for my cock
>>556257082Relic (Nut) Buster
how do you respond to someone sending you tutorial/educational videos for your interests concerning things you already understand without sounding like a jackass versus rising?
>>556257307I appreciate the help but I’m already familiar with these concepts in the videos you sent me
>>556232969Pay attention!
>>556258543she can 22U me all day
>>556257307>>556257627Gay, assert your dominance, say>Shut the fuck up retard?!?!?!
>>556257689She stole billions
The most trans character in the roster will get buffed in a week I heard
Djeeta needs to be younger to be truly erotic
>>556260007yuelsisters, assemble!
All the seethe about Zoi lately reminds me of last year when anons were seething about Midchang's fwip
>>556261170If Koji switches to Narm I'll hear you out about this, but until then it's proof positive that Zoi is OP.
>>556260398jeeter is always erotic
*switches back to Belial*Zoi is so good bros...
>>556261589Now post her getting fucked in the ass
>>556261589Now post her getting fucked in the vagina
>>556261589cute jeeterthis goes in my jiita pic folder
Vaginas are gross, now fucking Djeeta in the ass while you masturbate her gigantic schlong, that's erotic
>cute jeeter>this goes in my jiita pic folder
>>556263443it's over for mei will never recover from this
>>556263419i main eustace btw
>>556263642Good, get some fucking taste.
>>556263963You are trans and black
>>556263963Fucking faggot
we love the first 4 characters listed on the official GBVSR website here and they're our idols
Uhhhhh guys? I think I booted up the wrong grub...Also what character should I play?
>>556264043The best Djeeta player is a tranny, cope.>>556264112Tasteless troglodyte.
>>556264338>Lobby when the weird green nier joins
>>556264452Who?
why did djeeta of all characters make this troon upset
>>556264512Saltz, the dude in peak. >inb4 Gamera cope
I'm not weird
>>556264669Some people just can't deal with her Stacy energy.
>>556264704How come Gamera is in AWT and Saltz isn't if he's better?
>>556264894
>>556264894>Effortless being vs the troon effortful seemingNot surprising psychologically
>>556264669You don't get to call anyone a troon when the best Djeeta player is one>>556264948Gamera didn't get there playing Djeeta. In fact, he always fucking loses when he tries to play her. And I don't even know if Saltz still competes.
>>55626500815yrs cleavage
>>556265229>In fact, he always fucking loses when he tries to play herHe beat Skyll with Djeeta in one of the euro tournaments (Evo France?)
>>556264452Saltz is washed chunmomo is way better, he got the most gemmies out of all jeetas last season and got into top 25 vs rank overall, he also got tied for 17th place at cygames cup
>>556265423>euro tournamentsWeakest region. NA lobby goers could make top 8 over there.>>556265425>chunmomoIs he JP, because I don't think I've seen him before Cygames Cuo
When can we expect an Ilsa match to be posted? Cygames is really dragging this out.
>>556258543I am paying attention! Just not on the game
I will UWE a few more times before the end
>>556266009>is he JPnyeshttps://x.com/i/status/2017816347246530985
>>556266084I'm guessing Friday or Saturday
kekaroo https://x.com/UCrescentMoon/status/2019050038178046116/photo/1
>>556266612LOOOOOOOOOOOL
>opponent runs up to me>uses SSBA>gets blocked because I'm too slow to react to that shit and then he diesheh, get outplayed lad
>>556266771run up reversal is a move for heroes
>>556266612why are they upplaying vikalais vikala's playerbase composed by zeta players?
>>556250135Cute.
https://www.twitch.tv/mirrixaxa
>>556267219My wife, her dad and her weird blue haired friend
>>556267676UWE
>>556266235>Age restrictedI was expecting lewds
Anyone wants to take LSD together and pretend the patch will be great
>>556268427No amount of LSD will be able to hide the huge compensation buffs that Lowain is going to get.
winners don't use drugs
winners don't use dubs
Winners don't pick shit characters
>>556249554>>556250135>>556267338*8 frame startup 8 frame active half screen lows these posts into a 43 frame hkd*
Your S3 crossover, sir.
Monscian cutie for Season 3
I am still offended Meg exists in this game as a playable character
>>556269902If only this were a boy
>>556269701*blocks the -12 on block move**demolishes her marippe*
*peacefully passes away after the final big nothing patch*
>>556269998Seeing as how an 18 frame low makes Wilnas top 5 this is physically impossible
>>556269976
*violently passes away from shart explosions and diarrhea after they buff 2B one more time*
Sex with Marippe's sandals
How shit are you to still complain and get filtered by 2B in 2026?
>>556270274I don't know what it is, but I have an easier time reacting to her 2U than I have to Wilnas' gaysweep.Maybe because the animation is more ambiguous.
>>556267676nothing will stop me from rotating between stance followups and ESPECIALLY from using uwe
>>556270484*SMOOOOOOOOOCH*
>>556270690why are her lips skin colored its sooo wweeeiiird
>>556270484Seek a rope
>>556270287>>556269902Sex hair. Who is this qt?>>556270314I don't why this had me laughing for two minutes straight.
>>556270890>I don't why this had me laughing for two minutes straight.https://youtu.be/FveF-we6lcE?si=BKhJU4NWrRLIXlxt
>>556270890>I don't why this had me laughing for two minutes straight.I'm glad you liked it
>>556270890>Sex hair. Who is this qt?Sia from the current story event in the main game. She also appeared in the first event (this being part 2). It's about a newly discovered previously inaccessible island consisting of a militant class-based society. The individuals in the warrior class have been mutated into super-humans. She didn't have the aptitude for warrior class.
what if they nerfed lowainbut then...LE COMPENSAAAATIOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
>>556270274You know who else has an 18f low that people constantly eat shit to? Galleon if she ever gets in. DO NOT BUFF HER!>>556270625It's because 22x and 5U share similar animations at the start. People will often react to one only to block the wrong way. 22H also has a ridiculous amount of range for a low starter.
Galleon is dogshit and deserves buffs.
>>556272167Galleon should remain dogshit. The fewer Galleons in ranked, the better.
Galleon is going to be another ferry situation, the moment cygames buff her everyone is going to hate her.
>>556272403This but your main needs to be nerfed since they're stronger and much more fraudulent than Galleon
>>556272513But I main the most honest character in the game though.
>>556272513No amount of nerfs will ever make Beatrix worse than Galleonand that's a good thing
>oh my gyodd imma bea main and i cry about other characterzzz!!falseflag
I almost forgot how dogshit this game was
>>556273298Beatrix is good for the game, gimmickfraud
>>556274036ggs that was me
>>556272510my actual biggest fear
I am depressed, will die virgin and alone. I also deserve to get cancer for being a human excrement
>>5562755532B main.......
>>556275553everyone is depressed
>>556275845Yeah but most don't deserve it. I do
>>556275891Maybe you shouldn't have poisoned that cat
>>556275845>Made in ChinaNiia ho
Can niias go one day without shitting on the floor?
Remember
>>556253751luv yggy
>>556278021appointing fediel for standing motorboat and breast smothering duties
>>556278509Dakimakuras should have bulging parts for the chest area
>>556275553>I also deserve to get cancer for being a human excrementyou are a product of your environment sweetie.
>>556278802False. I have free agency and decided to be worthless
>>556277457nta, I'm the garden bro and live a pretty comfy live, I'm just missing a gf/wife but it's a work in progress
this will be the year we all become happierwomen, money, jobs, gemmies, it'll all be ours.
>>556279830i already have or had most of that and im still not happy
Join the Kokhttps://www.start.gg/tournament/kanme-klash-granblue-10/details
>>556279830I lost all my gemmies and my will to play ranked
buncha kok lovers in here
>>556280359i KNOW you not getting any bitches
>>556280476i want to join
confess your gbvs sins
>>556281614I'm not very good so I enjoy playing by myself more than joining the lobby
>>556281614I actually gave a shit about the square color. I have no idea why. I can play ranked and lose my gemmies with no problem. But getting orange square'd was like losing human rights to me.
>>556281614you first
>>556281614I skinwalk A LOTIN RANKED
>>556281614I stalk Niers in the lobby
>>556281614i stopped caring about bc and 66l
>>556281614I smurf low rank players with Bubs
i wish i could crash out at my coworkers and yell at them that they're not actually shrewd educated businesswomen they get everything they want because they have big tits and huge asses
>>556281614I main low/mid tiers so I can blame the character and never myself. I almost always wake up mash with c.m or 2m.I think beatrix is fine.
>>556281614I refuse to use the block button, not out of spite, but purely instinctual, thus my defense is significantly worse.An actual sin is, even though I love you anons, in the tournaments, I grade named anons on a threat level, so even if I like you guys as posters and fellow /gbvsg/ers, I don't see you as a threat when we face off.
>>556281614I haven't played the game in a week
>>556283078>2nd partI think everyone does that
>>556281614I doompost and namedrop, yet I play in the lobby all the time.
>>556281614During my first journey to master, I blocked players who beat me in S++ who already had a character in masters.
>>556283078>I refuse to use the block buttonHonestly it doesn't matter at all except against Lance.
I'm gonna take a shid, a long battle await.
>>556283629...and at least 5 other characters.
>>556283531Yeah, but it feels malicious to look at guys I play with and think "No need to try too hard or think too hard against them", like i'm actively devaluing others skill and effort.
Why do cross-up air normals exist in a game with a block buttonThere is no consistent design philosophy in having both that isn't pathetic
>>556283629True! Don't use it.
>>556283783Name them.
>>556283783>like i'm actively devaluing others skill and effort.On the opposite, if you reached a level where you can slack off against certain opponents you should enjoy it and not devalue your own efforts.
>>556283872Are you retarded? Have you considered that having the opponent block your air button is very advantageous to you in most circumstances, so being able to jump over your opponent and being able to still hit them with an air button is extremely useful even if they block it 100% of the time. Cross-up air normals aren't intended to be used for mix except in kusoge games.
>>556283927LancelotGrimnirNarmayaViraLowainCharlotta
>>556281257i lived in a white ghetto for 15 years. i probably have children.
>>556284072Meant for >>556283857
>>556284224>GrimnirHe doesn't have any real left-right unless there is some tech I have never seen.>NarmayaI'll grant you this.>Vira>Lowain>CharlottaWhat are you smoking? None of them do real left-rights, except Lowain but his is also an overhead so you'll get hit if you don't react, block button or no.
>>556284256What is a white ghetto? How does it compare to a regular ghetto?
>>556284224>Vira>Charlotta>crossupshuh?
>>556281614I want Id in Rising
Bros a cute trans girl started working at the store next to mineHow do I ask her out im nervous
>her
MY MAIIIN YOU ASK????? OF COURSE IT'S THE ZOI-WILNAS-TSUB, YOU KNOW.
>>556285008tell xer you play bubz/cag/zoi/nier/charlotta/wilnas in Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising
>>556285008you have to be a better yuel player than her
I'm getting tired of this fabricated Zoi hate
?
>>556285549Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising?
>>556285370
>he is not aware
>>556281614I go out of my way to play like a fucking asshole to make people have an awful time and potentially quit the game. I go extra hard on newer players that don't know how to deal with stuff like 66L spam. I even beat one of them to death with nothing but 66L and running away. I do this to highlight the shittier parts of this game. Of course I also blueslop as well.
>>556285008>hiii_what_are_your_pronouns.jpg.tiff.webp.png.jfif
Brown autistic women
I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAINGUILTY FEET THAT GOT NO RHYTM
What we need is CUTE brown(-ish) women!
NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY
I would rather SEX zooey.
>>556278021cags fat bouncy ribbon
For whatever reason, "fat" is the hottest adjective for boobs
Nope, it's "shapely"
>>556281614i cream api'd at the start of season 2
>>556284428Install Vira has some fucked up wrong side crossup stuff where you block one way and she lands the other because of the goofy angle she falls at.
>>556281614I wanted Meg but I don't like playing her. (At least I didn't vote for her)
>>556285748maybe I can forgive the laser and 66L and 66H...
rather fond of fucked up torpedo titties. image not related.
>>556284428Just say that you don't play the game
>>556284224how are you ignoring nier 66m
>d-dont use the block buttonThis is why you aren’t at at AWT and are instead discussing trivial nonsense on 4chan
>>556290318It's why there is so much bitching about Narmaya and Charlotta
>>556290318who the fuck uses block buttons in 2d games that shit feels even more unnatural than one button specials
>>556290639Because FG players have inflated egos and when they lose they will do whatever it takes to blame everything before themselves? Dunno man
There's bitching about every character because issa mickey mouse 2 toucher system game
>>556237961slurping
>>556291156No one bitches about Djeeta EX
>>556291731I will bitch about this move.
>>556291731>28f +2>Duplicate file exists.
>>556291156Every fighting game has bitching about every character, except maybe the really old ones that had literally nonfunctional characters.
>>556288646Torpedo boobs are a lost art
>>556292305>>556292374You don't actually care or hate her. You are just saying shit right now. You never even fought her really.
You don't actually care or hate Uno. You are just saying shit right now. You never even fought him really.
>>556292694>>556288646I feel ya.
NERF ZOO>>556292984-ok....hmmmmmmmm.....ma-MAYBE b-b-buff zoi..............only a little though...!!!
>>556292984I think we should nerf Zooy's clothing a little more...
>>556281614I almost exclusively play this game while drunk. Even in tourneys.
>>556293576Bubz-anon...
>>556293576stop drinking
>>556293576drink more.
Feed your liver to the sharks.
Granblue needs a black woman
shut the fuck up, kekhander
Brown =/= black
A time to breathe, renew me, in my heart's oasis... my soul yearns for restful shelter in thishttps://x.com/birdabo/status/2018363652039143604
>>556293576this is becoming normal for me but i am just drunk half the day or more nothing related to granblue
>>556295108As someone that spent a good chunk of the week drunk constantly in the past: stop.This will have longterm consequences.
>>556295074
>>556281614I kept queueing into a Metera that had this as their illustrationat one point it was too much and I had to quit the game to masturbate
>>556297185i love flat and moderate butts so much
>>556297679You don't like either you like carrots bitch zooey owns you
>the carrot lore
Grok, generate Metera stepping on my dick
>>556297878*smoooooooooooooch*
>>556296851Eustace of the pool, share me your wisdomHow do I open people up after sticking with red grenade? People keep immediately mashing and DPing put of my setups
>>556298119Can girls get AIDS?I know they transmit it.
>>556298270Sometime, the winning move is to not play
>>556298301Girls don't get AIDS you dummy. They get Super AIDS. Super AIDS is easier to fart out, so it's not as dangerous.
>>556281614I BC in the tournaments
>>556298301AIDS is insanely rare with heterosexual sex or women on women lesbian sex. it only ever happens with man on man sex. So a women can only really get AIDS if they have sex with a homo, and then a straight guy can only really get AIDS if they have sex with a woman who had sex with a homo.The AIDS scare was just a giant STD gaslight because for most people it's pretty much impossible to get. And instead of telling people that, they just pretended that anyone could get AIDS instead of exclusively homos
>>556298270>People keep immediately mashingthen frametrap them>DPing put of my setupsthen block
>>556284438>Well shucks, I don't have enough money for more crack and I am addicted, so I'm gonna have to rob ya. Sorry buddy. You have a great day now.
when is the kok?
>>556299136about 30-40 mins from nyow
I think they should add more chibi characters / partners for season 3.Who would you like to see added?>pic related
>>556281614I pretty much aven't played Granblue in quite a few months now. But I don't know if this counts because it's not a Granblue thing... I pretty much have not had the will to play anything for a while now.
>>556290318I'm not at AWT because of FUCKING LOWAIN
>>556299218Thyanks
>>556299136>>556299218checkins start from 10 minutes from now if you meant that. the stream starts in 40ish.
>>556293576
Give Eustace some of these moves pleasehttps://x.com/i/status/2018124175471489229
delete brave counter
>>556299249We need another Horse pack. It should have Helios, Urara. Who else? Marvelous Sunday?I'd like some never-evers from the gacha to be at least partners. Bhaisa, Chichiri, so many you can pick from
>>556299249
>>556300054There are a lot of great candidates for a new horse pack
>>556300729daughterwife
I would be happy with just about any horses in a new horse pack
>>556300054for me, it's Mayano Top Gun
>>556300054Itll be Urara Oguri Tamomo and Super creek
https://www.twitch.tv/kanme_esports_studiospyumping...
>>556303024bet she doesnt even drive a jet
>>556304169>vaseraga
>Bronies>Lara Croft>UmatardsWhy do horses attract the most annoying faggots?
Hello? Chinese? Yea, I'd like a wonton soup, a large chicken fried rice, an order of hot & spicy shrimp, a side order of ribs, an eggroll, and a coke. And that comes with white rice? Okay, great. Thank you.
>>556233347I can't believe our season 3 is Siegfried, Djeeta and Gran
>>556261589how come have I NEVER seen this djeeta in these 2 years of rising
>>556304787my chinese place used to give you the egg rolls and rice for free...
>>556304787you ordered chicken fried rice how would that not come with rice?
>>556305115it's AI generated
>>556278021I saw one of these for May from Pokemon.
>>556305171>>556305509The entree comes with white rice. The fried rice is a separate order.
>>556269885Kizzie is washed
I like watching Sheep play.I do NOT like watching Ferry
imagine how much water it takes for kizzie to wash himselfand people complain about datacenters
>>556306226Ferry is interactive
>>556306226why would you type such a horrible thing.
I like Ferry the donkey
FERRY'S SBA SHOULD DISAPPEAR ON HIT
BC stands for Brave Curry
BC stands for beautiful cunt
>>556306502It does if you play the keeper of balance
BC stands for Bully Chang
I like watching Zeta play.I really like watching Bubs play.
BC stands for NERF ZOOEY
BC stands for Big Charlotta
BC stands for black cock
today i dropped my phone coming out of the shitter.
>>556305171das gawdlike
>>556307792das gawdlike
That SBA combo has got to go next patch
>>556304813That's Siegfried EX, Super Gran and Super Djeeta
I don't have strong feelings towards sheep
>>556307027I kek'd
Stop calling her Chang she is not chinese
Xerom needs his burger money
ah hell
Ilsa is Zoi's equal.
That's one ugly Nier
>>556278509One thing I envy about the japs is how clean their shit island looks in every random photo you come acrosshttps://x.com/Nakashi_so_cool/status/2006224439193788810/photo/1from that nigga's twitteri dont know how to explain it
>>556314952cleanliness is the mark of a dead golem society, we will all get there soon enough
>>556315220i fucking wish niggamy society is getting there but without the cleanliness part
>>556315392burgerbro...
>>556315392bongbro...
>>556315392jeetbro...
I took a break from grub today to relax, read a book, work out, practice archery, and go to sleep early.I'll be back at it tomorrow with my best efforts
>>556315220>cleanliness is the mark of a dead golem societyYou're merely pretending to be retarded, right?
>>556315707... you have a bow?
>>556315741mmmmnyoes
I'm not only retarded. I'm the real deal.
>>556315937I have a 30# Recurve, 45# Magyar horse bow, 60# Longbow, and a 120# Warbow.I also have a variety of firearms but the weather isn't the best for that right now and I didn't feel like going too far.
I can't share who I am, but I just got laid off effective next Tuesday. I have work at McNiia's now with Lucilius. I hate teleport man so much...
He is just like me...
Potato had game and completely botched the combo
>>556316365Become a forklift operator>>556316590This happened to me several times today so I quitted for the day
>>556316365Get off the computer Ferry
>>556316365anon... nyo......
>>556316348That's a lot of bows.Well, Zooey really is the character for you. With the thing about being master of all weapons and shit.Or you're planning something with that ''variety of firearms''.I wanted to get into archery as a kid, but too much stuff in the way so I gave up.I still want to get into archery some day, but that's still a long while away...
My throat is bleeding, it hurts, I see blood when I spit and I can taste the blood I should queue ranked so I can forget about it
>>556317343>I should queue ranked so I can forget about itdon't do this unless you hate yourself?
>>556316365Anon I'm so sorry to hear tha->next tuesday is 2.5Alright, who got nerfed into the ground?
>>556317016I don't even play Zoi, I just think she's cute! Archery is actually really inexpensive to get into. Look up the Samick Sage; it costs under $200 and is extremely well made You can make your own targets out of cheap materials like cardboard, foam, old pillows, etc. A lot of that stuff is readily accessible and can be found for free if you just ask around I even have a small archery range set up in the basement of my house Don't let your dreams stay dreams Anon
>>556317343How about you go to the fucking doctorOr take some medsOr restMaybe stop deepthroating your bad dragons until your throat healsyou fucking rodent nigger
boner
>>556318023Please don't project your gay fetishes on others I had to sleep outside some days ago and was really cold, have been coughing since
Is becoming homeless gbvsg culture?
>>556318559I regularly sleep outside in very cold temperatures and have never had such an issue. Why did you have to sleep outside?
>>556318680I spent 7 months homeless in LA about 16 years agoit wasn't bad honestly but I wasn't alone and LA wasn't completely gay and shit yet
>>556318845how did you get out of it?
https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/usagerateIt's up
we about to lose Zeta anon to Overwatch
>>556319023Broken ass Vira and Abel
>>556319023MEG COIN IS TANKINGSELL SELL SELL SELL
>>556319023Did Vira get a BP costume announcement or something?
>>556319023vira is so broken
>>556318783I just have to sometimes Normally I am fine but not this time I guess
>>556319023das rite
>>556319023#25 in usage rate? But #1 in GM cutoff?Nah, 2b is mid, learn the matchup.
rat armpits
MUH FOCKING FOX LOIFE
>>556319540rat tummy
>>556319641holy puffy bagina
>>556319023>Abel #2We just don't have the players for concrete data anymore
>>556319641rat butt
big sister general
This Ferry is BMing
>>556319905rat thighs
>>556320138rat feet!
>>556319995Ghosts can't poop
>>556320250rat chest and more!
>>556320262That that BEEF has to go somewhere
>>556320424the perfect girl
Why doesn't anyone point out how fat her mice are? Why do women overfeed their pets?
>>556320616So perfect
>>556319023What a fucking waste of dev time
>>556320884>lunalu and anre have more usagegrim
>>556320760women specifically try to overfeed to cause them to be undesirable to other women so they can keep it. it's a conquer strategy.
you just got home from workthe store is closedthere's no food in the houseyou have 2 hours before bedyou are poordo you doordash
>>556322026>do you doordashno because i dont own a cellphone
>>556320884>percival has more usagegrim
>>556322026After watching school rumble like almost 20 years ago I picked up the habit of filling my belly with water if i'm fasting or broke
>>556319023ABel has been chilling in the top 5 usage rates for masters and up and I'm still coming up empty for an explanation of how he got there
What's weird is Grub has one of the biggest casts in any modern fighter but it doesn't feel remotely like that because every single character is exactly the fucking same.
>>556319002swallowed my fresh-outta-high-school pride, called my parents, and got flown halfway across the country home because it was clearly not working out
two charlottas in gf? is the jig finally up?
I think I'll finish eating this pizza, jerk off to some hentai and call it a day early for once
>>556322810No one in this tournament is playing seriously. It's all for a whopping 10 dollars. Nobody cares
>>556323151gawdlike schedule jizzington
>>556323229the kok is serious business.
>>556323229you could buy 10 dollars worth of google with that
>>556323229we've got money now
>>556323930reddit number
>>556320884Wouldn't be surprised that a lot of people don't even register EX chars exist since they're a very limited sub-selection.
>>556323930It'd be really fucking funny seeing everyone shit around and do meme shit and pick lunalu for the first half then they hear there's a hundred dono and everyone instantly locks in
we're actually losing viewers
Meg killed the gameMeg killed the general
>>556324160the people hate charlotta...
Wilnas killed the game
Someone in my IP range was shitposting a bit too hard and now I can't post Sheep pictures.This upsets me greatly.
>>556324829Stop being brown
>>556324829how long is the ban?
>>556324829sheep status: baaanned
that one time where paragon got a 1111 dollar pot then the next paragon everyone joined for a 20 dollar prize
>>556325075hhhehehe>>556325039Oh that's a good Sheep picture.>>556324949I'm not...
>>556325039Huh nevermind, I guess it had already expired when I tried to post the first one, and now it's cleared.
>>556323229Lotta downplay brigade in full force
>>556325412gawdlike
>>556325606HOLY...
>>556325937
>>556326034these tits start too far up her chest like she doesn't even have collarbonesdayum shame
>>556305589It's from the April's Fools event
>>556326034>pudgy belly to complement the giant honkersOh yes... that's the stuff.
misplaced mofus
I don't care for sheep.
I care a lot about sheep.
>>556326308nobody asked about your shit taste
>>556326432OK Lucifer.
Am I allowed to sheep post if I don't play her in Rising, but I pulled and use her in the gacha?
>>556326593That depends: do you luv Sheep?
>>556326308how about now
>>556319634yools persevere no matter the odds!
>>556324829I live in a pretty isolated area (I mean it), the one time I got rangebanned I was fucking bewildered.
>>556326703Nyes
I like sheep but I do not luv sheep
I luv pig
>>556327502that's a sheep
pig owes me luv
I like pig in that one slinky glitter dress with the open back.
Yum
shut up
I'm practicing for Ilsa by playing aerial pellet spamEveryone wants me dead
>>556327901
I heard people here like Sheep?
>>556329051I luv monkey
>>556329051I love Kunimitsu (17).
>>556327976average belial main
>>556329757I liked looking at her in Tekken 7 but I sure as fuck did not like fighting her.Almost everyone in Tekken 8 is retarded strong now so I hope they don't give her anything TOO retarded when she comes back...
You're going to eat chicken?
>>556330389What's wrong? Don't love a some kok in your mouth?
>>556320884These 0.56%? All me.
Playing a character with a meter less DP that hits on the way down makes you a bad personNot as bad as the person who came up with ranked systems with character specific ranks 12 below main though, that dude needs to be tortured then killed.
>>556327941
>>556320884The funniest part is that Djexta somehow dropped players
>be horny>look at porn>immediately lose all urge to masturbate
>>556331073porn is gross and sad, I don't blame you
>>556331073That's uh... not how it's supposed to work Anon.Are you under the effect of some substance?
>>556331490is depression a substance
Why should I even bother grinding to Master when every single other player in S++5 is Master. I have already reached the upper echelons of this game, by the laws of matchmaking I am "good", all you have placed before me is time wasting misery.
>>556331705HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE'S NOT EVEN MASTER LOOOLLLLLL
cunny for s3
>>556331705>I have already reached the upper echelons of this gameThe letter ranks are the tutorial, newfag. The game begins at Master.
>>556331705Ranks are pointless. I stay on s++1 on purpose and play GMs and masters and cook them. Not because I'm godlike, but because 85% of them got up there by playing randomly and mashing and autopiloting and just being fucking retarded because this game allows you to do that and still rank up a lot. You can do stray normal or jab mash into meme combos and steal wins that way easily with plenty of characters so rank badges are mostly just for show and indicate you've played a lot of matches and sometimes win most of them maybe.
Will pad be fine for Versusia? Some of the timings seem tight.
>>556333258this game was built for pad so you should be fine. do you have your dash macro set?
>>556333334No I'm a consolefag. Also first character I'm trying to learn
Funny how Wilnas not having a triple makes it easier to mash with, not harder since there's no risk of accidentlally auto comboing.
>>556333021I am already playing the same matches and can instantly tell their real rank based on what block strings they evade and how optimal their combos are how the fuck is this the tutorial retard.
>>556333470you should probably use your dash macro if you're on pad. block button as well but that applies to everyone
>>556319023It's absolutely not surprising in the slightesy Vira is the most popular character and has been ar ever rank for years.She is by far the best looking character in the game, all her animations are godlike, she has objectively (and I mean purely as a matter of fact) the best SSBAs in the game. She is simple to play yet install allows her to have actual sauce which is reserved for like 5 characters in this fuckass game and most of them are gay (her included now that I think about it).Also she's hot and a crazy bitch and that's more of a personality than any of the other gacha otakubait, moebait and yumebait in this roster.
>>556331705Because getting master will teach you force you to learn how play consistently and you will enjoy the game more as you get good
Vira has unimpressive breasts
>>556334917I wonder who wrote this post...
>>556333470the dash macro is in the game, it's not some external thingalso put your block button on a shoulder button so you always have a finger on it which makes dodging raging strike on reaction much easier
>>556334972I know mental illness is a prerequisite to playing this game but do you think you can understand why I would prefer to hit a reasonably sized wall and learn 1 or 2 things to get better and see progress then repeat rather than need to relearn the entire fucking game all at once in BO3s. I don't even have any reason to think what's on the other side in midscreen two touch land is actually fun
>>556281614I bought the game and season passes, and still only play Gran. Not even EX Gran.
>>556333937Keep playing and find out, bitchboi. There are four different Master ranks. Most low crystal masters are no different from your average shitter in S++. You don't even get to fight the good players until you hit Gold Master at 500 crystals unless the game can't find anyone to throw at you in this dead period.Don't believe me? Join the lobby tomorrow and witness how truly inexperienced you are
>>556336318Did you think this would be inspirational and not just cringe? This is why nobody who speaks English plays fighting games.
>>556336825More excuses and deflecting from (S)hitter
>>556335779>do you think you can understand why I would prefer to hit a reasonably sized wall and learn 1 or 2 things to get better and see progress then repeat rather than need to relearn the entire fucking game all at once in BO3sYou can learn 1 to 2 things to get better even when you fight players way above your level. You might fail to see the progress if you're not actively looking for it though because the game's main way of giving feedback to the player is through wins and losses. So most people equate wins=I'm doing good. lose=I'm doing bad. But it's not that simple. If you are actively focusing on 1-2 things to learn and focus on those in a match you'll see the improvement. Recognizing what to work on is already an improvement. Trying to work on the thing you want to learn, even if you fail, is improvement.>in BO3sSometimes it's harder to adjust to a specific thing if you fight BO3s. Try running longer sets in the lobby too. There's less pressure and allow for more experimentation. You get a longer time to adapt as well.https://youtu.be/-1T1Y1ZAdDI?si=C8RYbmHibavuCinuhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6Zpep0TMBYQltmphkT0s2O5d3I4al2c6&si=4EcKudiAMjbQkKy7>I don't even have any reason to think what's on the other side in midscreen two touch land is actually funIt is. If you don't find something about the game or your character fun right now then stop playing it. You can spend your time on literally anything else.>but do you think you can understand why I would prefer to hit a reasonably sized wallI'm sympathetic to this mentality and your struggle. I was stuck in S++ for half a year. Then I was stuck in low master for some time as well. Every time I was so frustrated.But I found it was worth it to keep playing. I found parts of the game fun and I had support from others. You have to find your fun in the game
>>556335512Oh. Dash is set on left shoulder button, block on right both by default
someone’s been reading the Epstein files
>>556281614I block people who play top tiers that are unfun to play against, like release Nier or current Metera and Lowain.
>>556337309kek
>>556335298Not him, but let me translate:>hot blonde woman>some of the best looking alternate colors in the game>basic rushdown character that is one of the easiest to pick up and play>surprisingly good pokes for rushdown and has a meterless DP to ease the learning curve>goes super saiyan mid round>beam superVira has everything she could possibly need to succeed for casual appeal. The only reason she hasn't gotten a skin yet is probably because the waifu warring devs can't agree on which costume to give her
>>556337309She needs to be stopped
>>5563377562BLM was a psyop
>>556336907I'm not going to fight you my skin doesn't have that much melanin>>556337108I guess the way to put it is if I want to get cock mongled for hundreds of hours while trying to convince myself I got diddled less hard than last week I could play almost any dead ass game
>>556337551Or she's just a braindead gorilla that'll give you easy win.
>>556337861So is Charlotta, but her usage rate isn't nearly as high
>>556337810>I guess the way to put it is if I want to get cock mongled for hundreds of hours while trying to convince myself I got diddled less hard than last week I could play almost any dead ass gameSure you can. But if you really wanted to do that you would’ve moved on by now right? Part of me suspects you still enjoy this game but you’re frustrated at this moment. Go take a break and ask yourself why you feel the way you do and what you really want. If you want to keep playing then set smaller attainable goals. Eventually reaching a higher rank will simply be a side effect of your growth
>new ferry anon climbs to S++>immediately becomes an asshole two weeks laterWhy does this keep happening? Why do they all become a bitch just like her?
>>556247101Doomguy for Season 3He has a sword in DOOM Eternal, it fits
I just started playing again after not touching the game since December and I am (predictably) getting my shit slapped something fierce in ranked.
>>556319023Versu's a few spot's lower than expected...That just makes her even better
>>556337861There are far more character that you can play to get easy wins instead of Vira.Vira only shines in like S to S+ where you can beat everyone by abusing cL cL into command grab and cancelling each fM into 214M because no one will ever react to both, as well as some gimmick autotime setupd in the corner with Luminiera.If you want to win at very low level, you can pick Beatrix and spam slide, siegfried obviously, Belial, Vas or charlotta to easily farm you fellow noob friends or f2p grans in the open lobby.If you want to win at high level you can abuse Versusia, Metera, Lowain even Eustace, characters with intricate MUs and far more tools and strengths than Vira to rob wins.
>>556338151I have 33 hours of this game in the last 23 months and a bunch of that was just getting destroyed with Vikala for no reason other than to see a cute rat on my screen I am totally uncommitted.
>>556338758based casualGOD
>type "Versusia guide" into yuutyube>latest one is 10 months old with a big "OUTDATED" in paranthesis in the titlebros...
>>556339160Were her Dustloop pages updated for version 2.1's changes?
Good morning!Dead Slop Game!
>>556340342All 4 (four) of the generals I peruse have shitposters telling me daily they're deadand yet, they continue on
But enough about 2XKO...
>>556340697>he has 4 generalsDead Slop Poster
>abel is LE BAD i swear buff plox
I recently installed a new OS so 4chan understandably doesn't remember me and it asks me to solve the Captcha. However, I've been posting for hours now and it STILL asks me to solve 3 every single time. What the fuck.
>>556341239It will go away after a week or more
>>556341239Depending on how often you post it can take a couple of days to go away.
>>556341239YOU WILL SELECT THE STARS WITH EXACTLY FOUR SPIKES AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
>>556341263>>556341318Goddammit.Oh well, I'll have to trudge through those days I guess. >>556341460kek
i miss multi file and NSFW uploads back at our old home
>>556342194?????This has always been my home?
Spinjutsu
Please get excited for 2.50. No we're not going to show you any gameplay or release the patch notes.
>>556343673
>>556343859Pretty sure they publish the patch notes just one or two days before the patch.
>>556343673Here you go anon>>556343967I know and that doesn't mean that I'll stop complaining about their shit marketing
>>556344052Danke
>>556343859>avatar chibikinda cute, but eh compared to some of the older ones. I hope this isn't the only stuff we'll be getting past season 2 ending.
>>556319023I fucking hate Abelial so much.
>>556331073Become my gf and stop worrying about the future
Guess they really didn't want to have a Metera, Lowain, Vaseraga rotation for the F2Ps.https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2019244840354214318
>>556346837>Attention 10 players still playing the f2p version!Pathetic
>>556346837My four stars difficulty wife with reach and piercing power.
>>556343859I mean at least that tweet confirmed that there actually is a battlepass.
Hello...How are you feeling today?Will you eat something nice?
>>556343859
Didn't tekken 8 announce their chara pass almost a month after Miary Zo
>>556348216>Hello...Hi.>How are you feeling today?I overslept.>Will you eat something nice?Smoked pork chop.I want winter to end.
>>556348216SUNSTATUS?
>>556348364Pregnant
>>556348414FUARK
>>556348364>>556348414
>>556348414Nice
>>556348567I once, as a kid, watched some documentary on prehistoric humans.All I remember, but still remember to this day, was a scene with said prehistoric humans having a sun painted on their face, meeting other sun-worshipers in the wilds, and having a nice chat with them.Then, some anthropologist woman was talking about how it's really not that unthinkable that humans in the past worshiped the sun, as it's a big glowing ball in the sky that bestows warmths and abolishes the dark (dark = evil animals stalking and killing you). It somewhat stuck with me, since even as a child, I was thinking: yeah, makes sense.Since then, I always had some keen interest in various historic sun-deities, sun-cults, as well as writing these types of religions and cults in my creative endeavors.Anyway, I would worship THAT sun all day all year. Make me the headpriest.
Narmaya players are so good for jumping and then using 214U to bait out my 2H.I'm sorry for having good reactions, i should have known better.
>>556349428>react to her jump with 2H>they react to your reaction with 214USo, you got outplayed.
>>556349428Reacting to Narm's jump is not hard nor an accomplishment sis.
>>556349572Yea totally.They don't just do it and hope for the best because they can't get in without mashing fwip.>>556349680You're right, literally in awe of the raw display of skill on screen.Did you know Narmay has 2 sets of normals?Crazy, can't imagine how big of a brain one must have to pilot her.
>>556348364Gone...
>>556349428>reactionsJust mash on wakeup
>>556349428just
>>556350734>I have to leave danchou-chan, my planet needs me
*pokes*Uhhmmmm....*pokes*I think*is always plus 4*Nyamarya*2Ms you to also be plus*Needs buffs.
>>556351316Gravity tits.
Preview of patch 2.50
>>556349886>>556351409You lost and got outplayed.
