Previous: >>556256269 >Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>556284978hello
They did her dirty...
RUBY LOVE
Mambo!
Brian LOVE
are you going to test your luck for 30 bucks?
Nice Neicha is in the Epsatono files
FUCK OFF STUPID FAT WHOREWHERE IS MY URARA???FUCK YOU SHITTY GAME
>>556285075>>556285194>>556285248What's wrong with this OP? I have autism.
>>556285313don't say that...
>garbage op>yuri already arrived>the animal fucker is not far behind
>>556285307Hell no. If the 3* selector (ie I pay IRL $$ and PICK an uma) is real, I might do that. Might. But spending $30 to 'maybe' get a non-dupe? I only have 9 3* umas but still - FUCK THAT
anons can my 1LB Finemo replace any of these wit cards?
Digitan LOVE
>>556285310no way, did they change her line?
looking for this, cowboy?
>>556285419I was baking a thread, and I like Dia so I'm just mad the thread baked before I could use the image that >>556284795 postedso had to cancel my baking thread
So I was looking at the "Nothing ventured" skill, and it looks great, but the stamina drain says -1 "special scaling random roll". Meaning, does it randomly remove hp between 0% and 100%? Wew
>>556284978based
I have lost my S rank virginity
brian comic 1
>>556285554devilish!FUKKEN SAVEDthanks anon
Tell me more about Tannhauser.Tannhäuser is one of my favorite medieval stories
>>556285307Do I want to pay 10 euros for a 1/10 or whatever chances it is to get something useful, aka pay an expected value of 100 euros for a single copy of a card or uma? Hell no. I'd unironically be better off buying a complete spark with money
brian comic 2
>>556285786she's a virgin hunter, makes sense
brian comic 3/3
>>556285798>Suddenly random shit happensHorrible story telling
>>556285910>>556285798brian a CUTEmaya a SHITall maya replies shall be [-]
>grind and mooooootate several niggas>my low effort f2p ass umas are the only ones that win lobbiesyea i think im done with sprintplease tell me dirt is better
>>556285956She was very gentle
>>556285554just.....how? Unless this is a shoop, not a mod? I can't even imagine the latter
>>556285910>>556285979I can't believe Biwa is fucking dead
>>556286084bond level 10 alternate costume
>>556285979
>>556286021I just pulled her on free pulls, and damn I really like her. I also have Falco ahahahahaha
3*witwill this ever be useful
>MLB EishinGood day.
>>556285818there's mspaint brush tool skin color dot on her right boob it probably was there before so fix it yourself not hard at alli also have this
>>556286159I fucking wish..............
>29/30DANCHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DO SOMETHING DANCHUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>556286453ugly
>>556286385the fabled bond level 11 costume
>>556286453that's not pure at all
>>556285419Ryanfag having a melty
someone post the cute Ryan pic in the thread from yesterday, I'll use for next bread>inb4 Ryan, cute? lol lmao even
>Fat Teio poster gone>Digitan LOVE poster gone>Opera bird poster gone>NTR poster didn't wake up again>Tachyon rapist poster goneWe are heading to EoS , MANT will be the final nail
>>556285847Anyone?
>>556286721Ryan, cute? lol lmao even
How much of a difference is it to the run progression if you do tier 2 instead of tier 1 for the first Unity Cup round? How many stats does the team miss out on?
Good night friends!!!
I want to be able to turn off every single animation. I do not want to waste my time watching the transitions before and after every single unity cup race.The speed at which I complete careers should be bounded by how fast I can click.
>>556286735That's a question for the JP thread
>>556286512....nʸᵒ
>>556286726>thinks the health of this general is indicative of the game as a wholeLol
my club hasn't sent a text message in over 20 hours
>>556285847what do you want to know?
>>556286453very cute and also very pure
>>556286836just use 'it' when you sleep
>>556285847she belongs on a cross
>>556286892Yes? Majority of the player base comes from here
>>556285847she's cute and china has cheap knockoff nendoroid of her
>>556286909More
>>556286726What are you talking about? I am literally here >>556285520
>>556286907join UMADAsh. We're a comfy A+ club, 30M/month quota but laid-back as to how you get there. So long as it happens, nobody really cares. We've got one spot open, so it's first-come first-served. drop your ID if interested.
I'm actually really excited for MANTAnyone got a ETA for it?
>>556286774it doesnt change anything besides giving you like 5 less stat points total>why wouldn't you go middle every time thenin order to get the max boost for riko you can afford 1 middle pick max, if you go 2111 you run the risk of getting turf queens in the last top and u know what happens next
>556286975>majority comes from here>less than 100 autistsNot even good bait bro
>>556286803
>>556286726the bulk of the people who come to this thread only show up when there is a CM actively happening.
>>556287105nyo Nioh 2 comes out tomorrow anyway so I'll flatline
>>556287105>but laid-back as to how you get there. So long as it happens, nobody really caresWhat an odd thing to say, in my mind I already have you as -that- kind of club from now on.
I can't tell if my luck is abysmal or great. I am so far below 3% in my Uma pulls for 3-stars, but I usually get my target before the average except the single time I had to spark. Most recently I got:Festival Gold City in 52 with no other 3-starsDober in 47 with no other 3-starsXOguri in 93 with one other 3-star (Cleric Grass Wonder)NO TAMAMO and 0 3-stars on the 50 free pulls with an additional 10 daily paid.New Year Opera in 27 this morning with no other 3-starsStill debating if I want to keep pulling on New Year's Banner for Haru because I heard she's a great dirt Uma and I have no other specific dirt umas and have to use Oguri, El Condor, and Taiki for TT
>>556285786wrenched from your loins by She Who Steals Innocence
>>556287205Ah, it doesn't affect the team's growth (and thus training facility growth)? Good to know. Thanks.
>>556287260>nioh2anon stop living in the past
>>556287205>u know what happens nextI fuck or get fuckedWorth it
>>556287287Your luck is very good if you don't end up having to hit pity for the uma you want
>>556287285some club b& if you flatline for 48 hours. UMADAsh doesn't. That's what I was indicating.
>>556287287explode
>>556287375oh yeah Nioh 3 I got confused
is shrewd step good
The raid on /v/ went amazing bwos, we completely ruined that thread!
>>556287498/v/ still has uma threads? didn't they move to discord?
>>556287410>Your luck is very good if you don't end up having to hit pity for the uma you wantgetting one on 198 didn't feel very lucky...
>>556287287quit while you're aheadRNG gives and RNG takes
>>556287498Bwo you're not supposed to mention the raid outside of Discord. WWTFFFFF ANON???!!?!?!??!
>>556287287DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>556287410>>556287432I should add I had to pity for SMaru and only got normal Gold City and 2x SSpe's in the 200I've also been pulling daily paid on every banner since half anniversary when I bought 7500 carats and I have yet to pull one since I bought the carats in the middle of November, so well over 100 pulls.
>>556287806You're still not helping your case.Adding another "explode" to the pile.
>>556287806I would still argue that you're luckier than the average player
That last post cofirmed the fucker is humblebragging
>>556287287ny urara fucking sucks. The ult isnt saving her ass. Not sure why she's ranked high in dirt. I built one for TT and she performs worse than the shitty A rank pasa I made months ago. maybe there's a secret tech idk but i dont see it
I’m going to be honest with you guys, ever since I started playing this game, I’ve developed a fetish for being raped by strong women
>>556287806explode
I use one TP recovery and now I'm forced to do 2 runs. I'm pretty sure my Danchou paid cygames to do this
>>556286234Yeah I also got spooked by her when pulling XOguri, I'm enjoying doing runs with her I gotta get around to read her actual career now, I owe her at least that much
>>556287972He isn't lucky desu he seems to have average pull luck
>replace baku with fuku>went from A+ to SI'll be damned
>>556288228That only happens to non-believers of Shiraoki
>>556288228faku
stupid dog
Would you roll on the random paid uma banner if you already had the gems from multiple daily bundles and you have a like 50% chance of not getting a dupe?
320 rolls (including free on fuku banner)6 Admire Vegas5 Fuku1 Riko1 Ines Fujin1 Tamamo 1 Wasted Spark
>>556287885My case is in my last ~600 Uma pulls I've only pulled 8 3-stars, 1 being a dupe.8/600 = 1.33% which is less than half of what I should have and my roster is lacking and now I'm stuck deciding if I should actually pull on the all Uma banner even though its a retarded use of carats.
>>556288228Same, I've been getting more consistent S ranks and almost hit S+ for the first time.
>>556288345DependsThe 50% of non dupes is at least 90% umas I want?
>>556288496nah like 12/32 that you'd be happy with (for either meta or cuteness reasons)
>>556288380But you pulled your targets. You're doing better than most.I say as someone who has had to pity the last three targets, and got nothing at all extra during one of those attempts.Use the all banner if there's something you want to spark and choose beyond what you can get with the selector. That's all there is to it.
>>556285847her witcard has 10 friendship recovery
>>556288548
I don't think I'll do scamcha until year 3 or 4 when more umas are in the pool
>>556288345nyojust hold it for the next one
Anyone pulling on all umas or Sasami banners tomorrow is clinically retarded and should have their trainer license revoked
Takyon you dumb whore how much more runs I have to do for you to roll the fucking ticket come on you stupid retard roll the ticket I WANT TO HAVE SEX GRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>556288696I getcha I guess. That's why my initial post was asking if my luck was good or bad.
>>556288653NoUnless the 50% of the initla 100% was at least 90% of what I'd like I'd say noUnless within that 90% at least 60% are favorites, then I'd consider betting on that
>>556288810who the fuck is sasami
>>556288449I don't understand the jump. Is it getting lucky with her events so you get +50 in every stat?
>>556288335
>>556288741
>>556288350explode
>>556288810ok but last time I pulled on the random ssr paid banner I got a fine motion so what if I just hit big?
>>556288882translation pls
>>556288871Yeah, you also use less energy when training with her so you can train more
>the only way to get a useful Pasa is to get 2 (TWO) aptitude insipirations
>>556288932
>>556288810>9 3* umas>no Maruzensky>No Rudolf>No Seiun Sky>No Dober>No Falco>No Oguri>No Curren>No Hishiama>No Narita Brian>No Manhattan CafeNo, how about fuck you and I think I will pull.
>>556288854I would definitely say good. Depends on how you value strays, I guess, but I'd put the emphasis on getting your goals.Not that the distinction matters overly in my case, as I get neither without dipping into my current account, harharhar...
>>556289107There's no guarantee you will get all that.
>>556289250but there's a guarantee i get at least one :D
I have managed to luckshit almost every uma I rolled for within 100 pulls with the exception of Brian who is the only one who forced me to go all the way to pity
Mah fuarking heroes
>>556289250no indeed, the only guarantee is I get one of them by the time I spark. But I haven't pulled on an uma banner since August, and I'm fucking sick of it, I want more horse girls, goddamnit. So I will spark one of those (add NY Opera O to the list, forgot her), and be content.
>>556288810Nah, not really.
Makween...
>>556289106
>>556289406mine looks like this, I'm so pulling
>>556288696>nothing at all extra during one of those attempts.id kill myself if i pulled 200 with no 3star at all
I can't make good Umas... I'm too retarded for this game. I give up.
I wish I had money to throw because this woman at MLB looks sooo good, she has a bunch of events that give skill points and fast learnet gamble. At least for parent farming she seems a good borrow.
7 and you will not pull any 3*s from the all-uma banner
>>556289697
So how exactly did people know you could not log in and get the Tamamo pulls transferred to the Support banner? Will this work at anniversary with Kitasan (Uma) and the support then? I'm really hurting on the must have supports for MANT. 0LB Windy, 0LB Flower, no SSR NN.I'm getting fucked by the free support pulls, I have got a single Jordan Stam SR, everything else was Rs or debut SRs I've already had MLB.
>>556289596Are you playing in the ura finale mode or the unity cup mode?
>>556289364sex(ningen)super sex(brian)marry(luna)go on sex propaganda tours with
>>556289608
>>556289771Unity
Any casual clubs recruiting?
Why was it ok for their mother to cheat with 2 different men?
>>556289443
>>556289596lowrolling speed on 0% speed growth umas sucks. >4speed cards>2 stamina cards>inherit max power sparksYou wit will suffer, but that's too bad, you're much more likely to get a viable medium/long uma this way.
>>556289608I want this card Everyone says it’s bad but I want to believe
1150 speed is still usable... r-right?
>>556289921its okay when woman do it
>>556289697Thanks for making it easy to decide to pull or not
you guys are weird
>>556288869The Acupunturist, I think I have only seen her once in almost three months since Unity started
>>556289912Those cards and those stats don't match up then.Are you pressing the chevrons trainings?When you play, do you aim for uma friendships with your trainings? Do you at least get your unity team to rank E before you first unity cup game? The only way I think you may be playing is that you press speed/stamina/power 2 times, go rest, and repeat. And that for some reason you only pop bubbles on wit. Only rest if the failure chance is above 15% and you CANT train wit (no chevrons or umas)
>hyper cringe thing: gets posted>everyone is disgusted>everyone decides not to mention it again as not to attract these subhuman again>anon makes a collage of said eventreally makes you think...and me noooooooootice
>>556289364..and Mr. Cock and Balls.
you can do logic shift (<< >>) in command prompt... you can get "1" back by doing oshell.run cmd.exe color ff, 7, trueumamusume
>>556290297Is there a way to download the sound combined with the video? I hate having to search up originals or combine the audio after.
>>556290292nta but I've had Tama and Golshi runs look almost exactly like that in Aoharu. When you lowroll, you lowroll.
Good evening /uma/
>>556290297I love Umamusume A I wish latinas were real
i want to fuck ayabe and paamaa
3484613034846130CM room
>>556290527throwing beans at the cute demon>>556290515no. how would there be anyway, you need to combine a separate audio and video file, which means remuxing, which needs third party tools.
Hokko Tarumae is so crazy hot it's unreal, I think I'll be skipping the meta dirt uma for her.
>>556290426The Greatest Hero Of Them All
>>556290525To be fair I didn't think Tama was a speedlet 0% growth uma, for some reason I thought she was 15-20%
>>556290252>faggot (aka you) posts garbage to farm (you)s>make a collage to celebrate all the epic (you)s that you got for posting garbagekill yourself immediately nigga
>>556285152NO, NOT THE SLEEVE!AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>556290657Make sure to visit Tomakomai!
>>556290739she's got golshi growth, 20/10 stam/pwr, which is great for endurance umas, not so great for speedmaxxing. I can count the times I've maxed speed on long distance umas with 0% speed growth on one hand. I just can't do it.
>>556290649Dunno. Some site could combine the two for me.I an technologically illiterate. How I'm even here now I struggle to comprehend.
>>556290535
>>556286726game is in a hibernation period rn. next two CMs are soulless since its really hard to mutate your oshis to win them. the high energy posters are taking a well deserved break.
>>556285152id happily die
Where is the announcement for the all uma banner? I don't see it.
>>556290292>Are you pressing the chevrons trainings?yes>When you play, do you aim for uma friendships with your trainings?Yes I did train some A+ umas but I never reached S for anything, I'm not a newfag I just suck.Picrel is probably the best Uma I ever made...
1 minute
>>556291168its in the schedule for the month, silly billy
>>556289697With this 7, this Fukutard will be punished by Shiraoki sama and all of their luck will be transferred to the innocent trainers they cursed
I was going to scribble a female trainer getting strapped by my top oshi but I ended up only drawing her with a fat ass
Uhhh I guess I'm dumping the rest of the spark I saved on the fuku banner?
>>556285254Nope.
i started boiling one per day in order of last login and somehow this seems to wake up somet b+ danch
>>556291258Post it, DigiBwo, or forever be cursed to have to spark your oshis
>>556290657>I think I'll be skipping the meta dirt uma for her.bro... she WAS a meta dirt uma
>>556290880My dick will be visiting her paizuri hole (the one I will rip into her hole)
>>556291414oguri is literally correct here THO
You WILL roll for the All-Spark tomorrow
>>556291417>7Well they have to post it now, or Shiraoki sama will curse them
>>556291283Did you pull any Fuku from the free pulls so far?>>556291429I think he meant skipping Rickey
>>556290924>I an technologically illiterate.Since you're being honest, fair.Combining audio+video is piss easy, the question is how much effort and what program one wants to use. Another issue is the fact that not every [sound] post is the same, making the combining complicated, provided one wants the end product to be sharable via discord, social media or whatever the fuck.One could combine and then convert it into a compatible file, but that takes longer and will result in worsened quality.TL;DR: On paper it's easy, but complications make a "one size fit all" solution KINDA impossible.
>>556291124>soulless since its really hard to mutate your oshis to win them.how hard that is depends on who your oshi is. honestly the worst part of trying to boost G ranks is building the parents for it, once you have them the actual runs aren't that bad.and before you point it out, yes I am aware that the stats on this aren't perfectly minmaxxed
>>556291414The bird doesn't need the key, the cage has enough space for the bird to walk outside.
>>556291230>0oh nyo
>>556291545you're going to rip a hole into her hole?! you're a monster... taiki, shoot this guy.
>finish training bakushin for next CM>check my trainee options>realize I should've trained her as pace instead of front
>>556291668NTA but I have. Also got 2 Ayabe SSRs
>>556291429I heard Rickey was The Dirt Umabut she's not as hot, therefore it's Hokko for me
yo
>>556289915...no?
BakuSHIT refuses to complete her event chain
>1 fuku and 1 ayabe from free pullsThey could've been more copies of Marvelous Sunday or Sweepy... Bricked
imagine the campaign
>>556291814hey>>556291820Bit late for recruiting sessions.
Don't wait for sloptubers to lie to you telling you it's a bad card, this is the kitasan black of pal cards. If you skipped Fuku make sure to get her.
>>556290880My dick is gonna visit her umanko mid-career with NO condom
>>556291814Hi.
Help, this young maiden is tempting me!
>>556291873Super Creek's career basically, but less gay
>>556291840
>>556291678true
>>556291684>once you have them the actual runs aren't that badWords of the clinically insane
>>556291909Not falling for the gaslight
>>556291972Happy birthday, anon!
>>55629197224 HOURS UNTIL I BRING HER HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMEE
>>556291798dirt is so shit every new uma after Rickey is meta to be honest
>>556291873Wind Baba still looking great even at 35 years old
>>556291820There were some earlier I think
>>556291972...young?
>>556291780she can work as a front. it's just way more effort for 0 reward because frontcuckies are like that
>>556284978
>>556292046maybe I was unnaturally blessed on the day I was doing my mutation runs. it only took me 3-4 tries to get a usable (but not perfect) sprint Gold Ship. farming the parents to be able to do those runs took me like two fuckin weeks though and it was incredibly torturous.
>>556291909Gonna make a reroll account for her so I can indefinitely borrow
>>556291972...maiden?
is this faggot serious?
>>556291873I like to imagine the Uma version stories of lesser known race horses. Like Rich Strike, the 2022 Kentucky Derby Winner who had survived a barn fire that killed 23 other horses, and only got in the Derby cause another horse dropped out last second80 to 1 odds, and they won. Imagining that in the Uma verse almost makes me want to write a fanfic about it. Or how bout the horse whose jockey died on their back, Sweet Kiss, on their first race. Both are prime suffering material, when translated to Uma
>>556292291He's talking about Urara
>>556292314holy based
>>556288741This and the Digitan one always cracks me upImagine trying to sell King Jobber as a threat kek
>>556292196I love DiaI'm probably pulling for Kitasan, but I might lose control and pull Dia too.
>>556291602No I will not, I will save for my oshi's future bannerDECEPTICONS RISE UP
>>556292314It's only very effective against fronts. Paces can still keep their lead
>>556292316copano rickey won a race where he had 272-1 odds but I don't know if that's brought up in the uma's story or not
>>556292291all umas are virgins
QRD on the Racist Carnival event that is starting tomorrow? For some readon in my head I have this thought that it's important.
I just saw a whole MANT career and I gotta say that the race bonus is a little overhypedsure, it's important, but I'm still slotting in Kitasan, her consistency seems really good for a -5% RB
>>556292314what the fuckare people just running clown shit in rooms now to throw people off?
>>556292509not pic related
>>556291972Happy birthday bro, have some Maru
>>556292576>I gotta say that the race bonus is a little overhypedcongrats for having a brain anon
MANT will make parent farming way easier and refreshing, and it will reward you for your time invested, right now parent farming is for the masochist
61621445616214456162144561621445stress test cm room
>>556291909This is busted.>buh- buht it's luck based!!Yeah, so is everything. But think about it, three umas in teams, one of them is gonna get the great velocity burst.
>>556292314Me? I run hesitant pace chaser on all my aces
>>556291972OTANJOUBI OMEDETOU GOZAIMASU
I already knew this was a low roll run when 3spd/3wit deck decided to give me single rainbows since FIRST summer, but Cygames didn't have to be this blunt about it. At least this botched borrow run gave me a laugh.
hoeh
>>556292759Spark reroll is mandatory
>>556291681Is there a program you'd recommend? As it would be a handy thing to know. Cheers.
>>556292291She is very pure, untarnished by the rotten modern world.
>>556292759>MANT will make parent farming way easier and refreshingI keep hearing this, what exactly is going to be the difference between a parent run in Aoharu vs a parent run in MANT?
>>556292460I like how teio's biggest threat is herself. digitan's I feel like was maybe a joke about king halo's first-rate caboose or something. "strongest being in the user's subconscious" = "best ass on the racetrack" also opera o but that maybe makes a little more sense even if digi beat her before
>>556292862Hey, at least you didn't hit the stat you have 1k+ in and still get a 1 spark out of it
>>556292547The important thing is that you have more Crystal Shards and Star Pieces to earn from the event>>556292576Would it be fine as long as you hit 50% as long as you have good Gold Skills?
What is your opinion on the colombian San Antero donkey sex festival? Have you attended it? I was considering if it was worth a visit, or maybe if it would be a disappointing experience compared to real maresuma musume
>join capricorn lobby>everyone is SI'm so fucking afraid, bros. I can't tell who are my friends (F2P) and who are the whales.
>>556292764
Is there a good accel for Fronts in the Dirt CM that isn't Angling
>>556292470I wish Dia came first, I don't think I'll have 60k by then and pulling on Kita blindly is scary.
>>556292995Every MANT run is both a parent and an Ace run
https://x.com/SilenceYuchea/status/2018020371610661027
>>556291972Happy birthday!
>C sprintI can do thisJust need to luck out with sprint sparks twice during inspirations
Mambo love
>>556285507I'd replace dober but only for speedstar
>>556292967kek that's an interpretation I will accept
>>556293085This right after >>556293101Funny.
>>556293179Just a heads up if you're training Doto. Her unique does not proc next CM. It's late-race corner
>>556291972EYE CONTACT, WARM SMILE, NURSING HANDJOB
>>556293118and that's different from failed ace runs (90%+) of them turning into parent runs....how?
>>556292995the difference is that you run every G1 you can and can clock into a win, meaning you get a lot more affinity and whites and it's more consistent provided you spend the clocks
>>55629299530+ races makes everyone compatible with everyone due to race affinity and increases the likelihood of good white sparks due to skill hints and lots of skill points
>>556293179If S Sprint isn't important that means B Sprint isn't important either so you only need 1 inspiration
>>556292196What’s the prize?
>>556293085S+ is most likely whale. From now on you can assume that S is F2P, there's been so many of them since Kitasan's rerun banner and most of them aren't even good.
>>556293272Dirt CM though, Doto's ult procs right before spurt.
I want to hug HishiamaHer hair looks very soft
psstour danchou may kill someone soonjoin autis/uma/, the newest a+ /uma/ clubrespond here with your user id, or search for the club ingame and have /uma/ in your bio
>>556293351Sounds like a slight improvement if you feel like burning clocks (I have less than 650), but doesn't affinity get reworked pretty soon so that only G1's grant it?
>>556293284Because you don't run 30 races during an ace run in Unity
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyyl really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really love Stego.
Is Uma&Co the only non schizo club here? They always hit A+ with no quotas, no botting, all of them play the game normally, they even recruited a fresh dacchi with 30k fans
>Or how bout the horse whose jockey died on their back, Sweet Kiss, on their first race.>her beloved toreina-san had a heart attack during her make debut race and ended up being disqualified>trainers begin referring to her as the "Sweet Kiss of Death" and no one is willing to take her on as a trainee>(You) decide to scout her despite her constantly warning (You) to stay awaycould be kino
>>556293538Point flag san, put down the sledgehammer and untie the Stego, and no one needs to get hurt
>>556291417Its just a bunch of chicken scratches on MSPaint since I'm too unmotivated to plug in my tablet. She's also brown. Added a little Brian plush keychain thingamabob to make this more on topic.
Spe-chan and Kingu have the best unique proc animations so far
>>556293059True, recently when I aimed for power at 1100, the spark hit it twice and gave me a 2*. Sad it wasn't 3* but it also easily could have been 1*, so I can't be mad for when those happened. But that 1* eventually will, I'm prepared.
>>556293620See>>556293471
>>556293105Plancha, Highlander, Unrestrained, Forward March
>>556293634you mean oriental art
>>556293105Mummy and Plancha are the good ones.
>>556293429Need 10 Dirt and 10+pink Mile inspiration but sounds doable desu
>>556293635Good. Now draw her crying at the hotspring raffle
>>556291972Happy birthday, umadachi!
fake niggas say "I hope they add spark rerolls soon" while real niggas are sending reports to cygames telling them to add tachyon's lab early
>>556292880You're a hoeh!
I can't do it bros I can't make a pasa better then my shit king that loses in lobbies anyway
>>556293379
Fucking Ayabe, what’s her problem?It’s only just, if Doto crush her dream.>>556293219I wholeheartedly believe her.
>>556293919She's a siscon denied a sister. give her a break
>>556293836TACHYON LAB EVERY FUCKING MONTHEVERYFUCKINGMONTHActually I could do with a Tachyon Lab this month for once.
>>556293907I wonder what kind of education Dia got when she was young
>>556293785That is an excellent idea. I'll put it into my pile of things I really need to draw.
>>556293836This is actually a good idea for once
>>556293085Just check the deck. Hitting S is easy with any good deck on a lot of the sprinters
>>556292509not after I meet them
>>55629257650 is the standard 70 you're either whaling or memeing
>>556294148Yay. May Shiraoki bless you with a SSR every pull
Umususame
>>556293836>Google Tachyon's Lab>Get this shit as a third result https://tachyonlab.com/en/introduce/introduce/0What?
Hoeh, arigatouhttps://jiggie.fun/Ho6ET2https://jiggie.fun/Ho6ET2
how many sparks do I need to get all of them in megabanner?
>>556294313It's an event that lets you get upgrades to specific sparks. So say you have an Uma with a 2* pink spark and a 1* blue spark but their whites are absolutely fantastic. You can get them both to 3*.
>>556294336
>>556293732
anons meticulous measures or countermeassures? I can only pick one
>>556294368
>>556294432Like 4, as long as you save all your pity til the end.
>>556294465
>>556294519Stego didn't deserve this.
Fuji Kiseki seems really good on Capricorn
>>556294506Kitasan is not wasting any time
>>556294462How often can you do that? What the fuck? After farming 50+ grandparents (getting 3 power 1 mile mediocre Pasa) and 40+ Parents (no blue 3-star so far) this sounds like straight up cheating
Can I survive with 800 wit in a pace this CM? I'm struggling to reach the 1000 wit with 0% wit umas since I have to borrow something besides finemo
>>556294595>>556294432Even with 4 it wouldn’t be guaranteed, though. You’d still need to get average luck with that.
>>556294648She bit Special Weeks ass, she deserved it
>>556294062I see, worrying number of umas have severe mental health problems (including poor Doto).But still, Doto did nothing wrong to her, it is trainer’s choice to run that G1…
NSM + It's OnorCountermeasure, Sprinting gear, Ramp Up and Nimble Navigator?
>>556294548Meticulous Measures
>>556294727It's been pretty much monthly for months but before that it was sporadic.
>>556294773if you have to borrow something other than finemo, no you don't. borrow finemo. tank the gold skill loss, its not as important as maxed wit
>>556294773Yes just compensate with more stamina and guts
>>556294692She's front running
I love Rice
>>556294885Doto is also a hazard just to be around.
>>556294432assuming average luck of 4/5 niggas in a sparkyou redeem all your sparks at the very end with whatever is left that you didn't getyou will still get some duplicates even if way less than an actual rateup bannerI think 6/7 sparksunironically
>>556295064Imagine being so fat you name your horse after food
Say anons, if youre not stuck making aces and doing parent runs, why arent you breeding in a free accel for later scenarios?
>>556294890NSM is shitCountermeasure is shit on anyone but pace, and for pace it's barely passable
>>556295249Because trying hard in this game is unpleasant and unrewarding
>pulled new years urara and halloween rice todayis the game telling me to go be a good big brother
Who is the Vergil of umamusume?
I have a strong urge to impregnate Suzuka's VA
I'm no longer falling for the anti-Dia propaganda. I am signing the epsanto contract.
1 star groundwork procs10 star sprint zzz5 star turf zzzFuck this game
>>556295346Brian
god man JP cards are so fucking stupid
I didn't get anything good from the free pulls
>>556294062Then you have Fuku who's more or less same case as Vega but isn't a bitch
My Cap is doing decent in test lobbies. She really struggles to stay near the lead against other Fronts though which kinda sucks so Angling is completely useless on her
>>556295324>nsm is shitHoly gaslight
>run a powerlet and a witlet in rooms>both win an equal amount of times I don't understand this cm
>>556295493he is right though, nsm is shit on sprint and semi-shit on mile
I am disappointed to learn that digitan is an ass-peasent and not a boob-god.
>>556295482no. She's just schizo and bipolar, and I say this as a fukuenjoyer
>>556295493Do yourself a favour and buy it then
>>556295352I’d like to be a partner with Sega
>>556295636Still better than how Ayabe acts
>>556295491digitan deck? mine jobs all the time
>>556293471I will open this slot immediately if we have a taker.
>>556295324Then my best bet would be It's On and Turbo Sprint then?
>>556294983but then I have to use brian speed and tosho...
>>556295578Maxed Power + Max Wit Falco with Plancha and Mummy Hug wins every single timeeverything else is just Team Trials
>>556295614my wife agnes is not this chunky!
>>556295491If she can't get Angling wouldn't it be better to run as Pace instead?
>>556295759Those two are your best gamba accels, yes.They can pop good, pop too late, or pop too early but still partially help you for fighting for the promoted pacer.
>>556295835Its Agnes after a few foals
>>556295818who's the 2nd front? solo falco front can't be good right?
>>556295738She jobs most of the time soon, I still need to update her now that I have Fuku>>556295837Moxie is the only good unique activator for this race
SOON
Since no one is willing, I volunteer to marry and impregnate T.M. Opera O
>>556295835She's an American horse, she will become fat in time
>>556296050How about running a front to secure first place and getting the tachyon unique as a trigger.
>>556296102I enjoy Opera Ma~re posting
https://files.catbox.moe/747jxe.webm
>>556294806I, too, am tempted to bite Special Week's ass.
>>556296050>>556295738Oops forgot the image
>>556295987NTA. It's probably easier to run her solo, because as long as you're not challenged early on, for some reason you can get a frame perfect ult as late-race starts
>>556296162It procs way too early
>>556296263is she pregnant?
>>556296493Yes, I checked
>>556296365NTA, never ever do solo fronts
is helios fucking retarded?
I've rolled nearly 100 times for Opera, do I bother to keep trying to get her...
>>556296663YesWhich is why she's perfect to carry my seed
>>556290437go live lazybones
>>556295491I'm going to front ogurin too so I'll let you in a secretborrow the helios SSR power card and get escape artist on her
Forever Young arrived in Riyadh in preparation for Saudi Cuphttps://x.com/TheSaudiCup/status/2019137523189182910?s=20
>>556296617You don't need to build a huge lead if you get 0.5 acceleration t0 into late-race on a sprint
>>556296617solo falco is one of the best strategies this sprint cm tho, she frame perfects her ult and wins if unchallenged for the whole race, she just need strong midrace skills
>>556296617consider actually running rooms
>>556296617Solo Falcon works for this track to guarantee a late activation for her unique skill
>>556296830another retarded uma to the rooster...
>>556296663Extra retarded
>>556292196>>556293907sex with Dia's boobs
>>556296764my cock is bigger so i will just scrape off your weak sperm and replace it with mine while fucking her at the same time
>>556296617Double front/Suzuka doesn't work specifically only for this CM, because it's impossible to make a huge lead. Falcon only works because of her ult, even if she gets raped by 1200 wit paces on the final corner she can win it back
we should have an SSR crystal and paid selector before mant right? debating whether to stop at lb2 fuku or keep going
>>556296820i prefer seiun sky stam for tail held high and dodging danger
Is Fuku speed card good?
>>556297093Its not worth the uncaps. How are your Creek and FM doing?
>>556297007>wants to surround my cummies with his>wants to fuck my sloppy secondsWhatever makes you happy
Are real horse races as cool as this game about anime horse girls makes it out to be?
>>556296617I won once with solo smaru :D
>>556297231Sometimes.
>>556296216>zero repliesstrange
All the rerolling and saving is finally starting to pay off
>>5562972392lb creek and no FMs I'm gonna whale eventually anyway I'm just trying to spend the least amount of money
Belno's fat tits
>>556296617Falco is a SoloPlayer.>Falco_cosplaying_as_kirito_from_the_world_acclaimed_series_sword_art_online.jpg
>>556297231Its pal/speed. Very good for MANT, ends up stomped by tachyon, smaru and pasa soon after.>>556297305https://youtu.be/pE30hM1wCNY?si=nLZspqbCMhtueKzC
Whenever I get the urge to impulse roll, I just masturbate instead
>>556297246>he thinks his micropenis did anythingher cunt will be fine after the 3cm lil gup
>>556285786She really will fuck anyone, won't she.
>>556297484wow I thought I was the only one
Curren!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DthtrT9m9s0
4 more runs and I'll have my Narita Brian expert title
>>556297305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k597ABpQhF0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_lA5E-If70
>>556297370Maybe you should worry about those two instead.
>>556297501Why are you so mean
>>556297341i don't condone naughty behavior
>>556286726Thank god for any of them being gone/dead/comatose, but I suspect they're all still here.
>>556297680i'm brown
>botting for 12 hours>come back>-80 total carats aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bring back 2x career rewards please
>>556297305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj0Vj5r4HMU
>>556297727Maybe, just like their umas next CMThey mutated
inner gate or outer gate better for TT?
>>556297784THEY REMOVED IT? AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>556297450cp ult way too late on that track
>>556297764This is a gacha generalWe’re all brown
>>556298151I'm browner than you
what's the correct move here?
>>556298121I think her ult is literally the reference of "what pasa needed to do" for that race
>>556297305yes10 days till Saudi Cup btw
>>556298320SpeedYou NEED to cap speed, and after this, who knows when you'll highroll it
>>556298320WITYou'll go overspeed if you click that now
>>556298320>senior year summer with that power and witRun's unironically bricked
>>556298320Speed. I don't trust getting out of senior year summer with less than 1000 speed.
>>556298320It’s Wit
>>556298320I think your speed is high enough that you could basically just mash WIT for the rest of the career and be fine.Other than the occasional burst on PWR.
>>556297594doto should have blocked harder
>>556298320Speed and then you only click power or wit until the end of the run
>>556298320Wit, but I think you're bricked with only 500
>>556298320the correct move is to not train dumb falcon in the first place
>>556298205I was born and raised in the pag-pag. You merely adopted it.
>>556298320Speed because it gives you a lot of power, and you need that.But afterwards you have to train wit every turn, 519 by senior summer is glue.
>>556295739How much am I expected to make weekly? Serious question.
>>556292918Sorry for the late reply, was busy. Sadly I only used FFmpeg, but it very NOT beginner friendly, due to the lack of an interface, meaning you need to fiddle with magic runes in a text editor.So sadly I can't recommend anything to you beyond that, all I can tell you is to research topics like "remuxing audio" and the like, very sorry.I could give you a simple pastebin, or you could simply ask some funny AI(seriously), but that still means you need to do some stuff on your own.It's not as daunting as some would make it out to be tho, it's the initial hurdle that can be scary.
>>556298602This reminds me of my favorite fgo doujin where both semen demons compete for the master and he tames them and fucks them both into becoming best friends and he fucks both of themI want that but Falco and Curren
>>556298320
>>556298320WITI'm not a good trainer.
>>556296268How'd your skills end up? Pow inheritance?
>>556297594Why did no one make an anime about girls doing real horse races?Imagine women with fat asses constantly in this position.
>>556298320>741 power >519 witThe correct move is to press speed, spam g1/g2 for affinity, hope for the best sparks, then bring a proper wit instead of Helios for the next run
>>556298754Ye all power and a 2* Stam
>>556295064asians be like
>>556285310Maya is smart she's just pretending!
>>556298768B-But Helios gives escape artist...
>>556298706I'll take any help I can get, hah. Pastebin sounds good. Can fall back on Google/whatever after that when needed. Cheers!
>>556299029If you have 1000+ Wit you're basically on Escape Artist the entire time. Also you can just fish for fast-paced with unity hints.
>>556297594like the jockey i probably would have hit skip at this point
Cute Falco
>>556285536What's the original
>>556298990Ah, I see. Gonna get started on her tomorrow then. Would be fun to have in there.
>>556299294you're supposed to give bad advice with this pic
>>556298668Enough. As long as you’re playing the game and keeping us in the loop when you can’t, all’s well. That is, provided you don’t make a habit of completely flatlining.
>>556298320Wit so you have energy to statpad other stats.You need just one good speed rainbow anyway.
running rooms makes me want to shoot the guy who invented pdm with a gun>game is about winning races, thus running fast>no, no, not that fastsure fucking love my pacers procing their corners skills only to get fucking forced back into like 8th, automatically losing me the race
>>556297305last years Japan cup was wild.You got shit smeared on camera, horse winning without jockey, 2 horses having a beef with each other after the race.
>>556299479that's why you bring a big nig suzuka to ensure no pdm >flat carrot hasn't joined me bwothen use another front
Are Mummy and Pasa's uniques mandatory for Bakushin?I think I can only pull one of them on a regular run because the other is a grandparent
>>556298410>>556298450>>556298519>>5562986634 for speed>>556298414>>556298505>>556298513>>556298546>>556298753>>5562994096 for witWell this is the state of uma
>>556299646I find Pasa's better and more consistent
>>556299328This one is kinda ridiculous toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsgjSL16i6Y
>>556297594How the FUCK did Opera manage to win that?
>>556299646this is frankly dogshit
VF says guts deck for MANT are not real
>>556292046welcome to oshi gaming
>>556300045tell him to buy an ad
>>556300030I literally don't know what is that supposed to mean
Curren is actually the only uma whose career I've played through on full skip. I don't know what her deal is.
>>556300030Literally nothing else works.
UOGHHHHHHH IM GONNA MUTATEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw your strongest pasa is the one with B sprintkek
>>556299479it is actually a retarded mechanic but i think the game literally wouldnt work without it. that or your uma would try to pass the fronts and just gas herself out and die early.
>>556300234How would you know if she's a whore or not if you skipped everything
>>556300045Tell him I'll literally upload his courses content to youtube for free
>>556299849As some others stated with that wit its a cooked run already.
>>556300313Vibes
>>556291684I know, I've done it myself. It just sucks enormously because if you don't hit the inspiration your run is beyond bricked, not even "maybe usable with great stats" but you just throw it out completely. I finish them for danchou's sake but it's tiring me out more than anything else I've done in this game...
>>556300159>IF in final straight, above 4th and less than one length from uma infront, gain 0.1 accelIt doesn't work in 1st, but it is somewhat consistent for something that can proc immediately in late-racethat's why it's the meta inherit for CM9
>>556300045Doesnt VF have tournaments to ruin?
STOP MUTATING
>>556296216>Rice's Shower
>>556286726>You have to run 10 races a day to use TP>Where the fuck is every autistYou dont know how tiring it is to do 10 careers without botting
>>556300483Having to finish the runs combined with the limited borrows makes this torturous. I don't think I'll be doing it again after this Sprint CM.
Pretty sure tracen doesn't allow mutating umas (forcing them to run on tracks they dont specialize on). It's illegal and punishable by law in uma musume world
time for my 90th free roll with 0 anything..
AAAAAAAAAA
>>556300583Nyo
>>556300045the same guy who said straightaway recovery > 777?
>>556300694it does allow and recommendif you run an uma with shit aptitude but with required races it'll say "with a little inspiration you could get better" so mutating is allowed
>>556300045? Moomoo said guts build is literally the best and most powerful deck on MANT that's why he is encouraging people to roll on ntr banner for admire vega. He mentioned you'll miss alot when you don't have her.
>>556300820but i won thanks to straightaway festive carryover
you can only choose one
>>556300764I'm feeling it, this will be the turf S undefeated ace run
Did i win?
>5 runs>5 S-less runs>5 runs with 1200/400/900/300/1000Fuck me
>>556300951Dia and it's not even remotely close.
>>556300826
>>556300951
>>556300858admire vega /is/ the guts deckthere's no point running a guts build without her but also pulling for an SR is retarded
>>556300893yeah and I also won because a bunch of pace-promoted Oguri procced their 0.25 velocity midrace halfway into the track
>>556300951DiaEasily
Wow Trainer how old are you again? Don't you think you're too old to be hitting on and getting hit on by underaged teenager umas? Why don't you go for umas in your age range instead haha.
>>556300974You certainly did. The bestest prize!
>>556300826>>556301038Did Red end up her caretaker by court order due to Pokemon abuse or something?
>>556300951top
Speaking about mutating, because MANT is based around G1s, you will be forced to mile/med/long your umas. Any uma that is shit at distances is at disadvantage in MANT.This also compounds to properly getting distance S because half your sparks are used for distancepadding. >didnt roll for xOguri or Maru that can effortlessly run anything
>>556300858Moomoo didn't say that. Guts is just very easy for F2Ps to build. The best deck is 2 Speed 2Wit 2Guts. Swap out the 2nd Guts card for Creek if you need more Stamina.
>>556300483the process would be a lot more streamlined and less torturous if we had 10 or 20 borrows and spark rerolling available .
>>556300826>>556301038Grooming and caring for my beautiful wife, Tachyon, and being rewarded with kisses.
I want to marry King HaloThere's no reason for it but I felt a strong urge to
>>556301185>longNah, you don't need this. Most of the time you're going to spark mile. All you need are Mile and Medium.
300 expected pulls to get 3 copies so you can mlb with 2 gold crystalsnahhhhhhh
At this point I'm doing runs past the 5 borrows with cope parents just to see if I can luckshit Sprint A + good enough stats...
>>556301137>you're too old to be hitting onI understand how this can be my fault>and getting hit on byI don't understand how this can be my fault
>>556301185you just need to win against your rivals anyway to get hints
>They forgot to add Transforming to the jukeboxRetards
>>556300723and I'm now 0 for 90 on anything usable. only dupe SRs and nothing else. Zero rainbows. No way free pulls arent tilted. Hell I'd maybe uninstall after 100 pulls without a single rainbow if it were my carats>/blog
>Fuku speed and NN wit on the free 10 pullFinally something good for once.
Don't complain later
>>556301359Got stinky Windy? Got the cunny flower? Yer set.
>>556300951dia's feet would be stinkier (this is better)
>>556301515
>>556300963>akiramenai wa, ZETTAI NI!>3rd
>>556301460Same for me0 new umasonly 1 SR I didn't already have MLB and its just Jordan stam.
>>556301597how are you getting any wit with either of these decks
are we out of free 10 pulls now?
>>556299058>I'm not allowed to use the word "Fag" in the titleOkay...FAGGOTS https://pastebin.com/e3Nk8XM6I could've made a "one size fits all" solution in a way, issue is quality and speed concerns, making this a lil bit of a bitch to handle, at which point you might a well just work with the source video itself.At the very least this here should give you an idea of how complicated this stuff is at a base level.Disclaimer: I don't take responsibility for any tech illiterate related mishaps, I assume there to be a little bit of general live experience and smartness(IQ).
>>556301597lb0 and lb2
>>556301624
>>556301334>tachy kisses you>you feel happy>next day she kisses you twice>you notice her breath smells weird even though she brushes 5 times a day religiously>next day you tail her before she goes back to your room>she's blowing 3 guys guy in the alley>go back home>she kisses you 3 times>next day the same but it's 4 guys>she kisses you 4 times>you tell her you found out about what's going on>says it was an experiment tee-hee~>every day she keeps blowing guys in the alley>she doesn't kiss you anymore unless you ask for it
>>556301798nice shop
>>556301798
>>556301798Nice shop
>>556299967Opera believed in himself even when his jockey didn't
>>556301695we get 10 pulls daily until the 6th, which i think means we get two more days (20 more)
>>556301597Nishino Flower card does not exist
>>556288057Yeah
>>556300951Neither, I know who I want
>>556299967doto kind of opened a way for him
>triple rainbow>over 50% energy>Get Well Soon!NI
>>556301995It exists for me
>>556301995Thats funny,i got her.
>>556301698>I assume there to be a little bit of general live experience and smartness(IQ)You may assume too much, but I'm sure I can't set anything on fire so it'll be grand.Also, I thought you'd just LINK me a pastebin rather than MAKE one; thank ye kindly!Finally, after all this time, I might actually know how to combine this crap I've been saving. Brings a tear to the eye.Cheers again!
>>556301396How can you not understand something so simple? You have to dress a lot more modestly if you don't want your umas to take notice and be tempted by you. If you go around campus wearing only a polo shirt and long jeans you are practically asking to be sexually assaulted and you would have no one to blame but yourself. Umas will be Umas, young umas can'thelp themselves we can't really police them you know.
>>556301995skill issue
>>556301876Wouldn’t happen. My beautiful wife Tachyon loves me as much I love her, as wont as she is to denying it at times.
I lowkirkenuinely don't get how people are getting 1200 power without clicking power training
>>556300583that's half the fun or it's just like 6 umas.
>>556301347based on the drawing of her being scared running away from deep frying, shes probably bad at cooking
>>556302190>>556302202>>556302276psyop
>>556300583I'm mutating until Aquarius
>>556302289power bonus on speed cards, full 18* power inherits, and power growth umas (ie curren)
>>556302340I'm sure she's good at baking
i just have to get 4 stinko and 2 power cunny on tomorrows frees
>>556302427>power bonus on speed cardsonly got kita and king>full 18* power inheritsi wish>power growth umas (ie curren)got it, I see why it's impossible for me
>>556285979What's Biwas problem?
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT4CHAN>>556302217>I'm sure I can't set anything on fireEither the batch script works, or it doesn't. No heavy work is being done by it, no encoding or whatever.>thank ye kindly!I tend to do my stuff properly, to a degree that is.I'm sure there is some great program out there that does all this shit using a GUI, but I sure as hell don't know about it, simply because I never needed nor wanted it.Again, when in doubt, literally ask ChatGPT, or ask google "how to combine video audio file using ffmpeg".
>>556302340That's ok, I'll still eat her cooking even if it's bad
>>556302160It happened again
>>556302535Brian doesn't show enough affection towards her so when she was suddenly hugged by her it sent her into shock
>>556302272>we can't really police them you knowI already know that
>>556302289Parents and proper bombs.
>open twitter >People bitching about people calling almond eye overrated and calling them sexistIs it that time of the month already
>>556300694Tell that to dogshit career got people running in B & C
>>556302503if your uma has wit growth then you can do 3 speed/3wit decks to increase your power. Kita, King and a borrowed MTG card (which also gives head-on during her first chain event) should be enough to get 1100+ power even without any extra growth.The inherits is just a luck issue, I've got multiple 3* power veterans and 0 3* stam ones. just have to make do with what you have
>>556301876what causes seaniggers to be this ugly and twisted? literal brown soul
>>556302758>>open twitter
>>556302854Lack of self-esteem
I'm going to do my borrow runs now, wish me luck please
>>556301580I would cum raw inside of Light Hello with no regrets (but I would still complain about the hangover)
>>556302535head too big
>>5563029807 and you get guts* on all of them
>>556302980Good luck*smooch*
>>556302758legitimately why would you want to even look at uma musume twitter content?
First time my umas actually get podium in 10 scrims, I forgot how bullshit sprint RNG was in the early versions of the game 64717968 > sprint scrim /uma/ edition
>>556303201>open engagement algoslop sozial media>post about getting madmany such ca$es
>run going well>get onsen ticket>turns absolutely abysmalAh.
>>556303207Mind dropping us a QRD on later versions sprint?
>>556303005A hangover is nothing to complain about...
>>556295386I feel you
Genuinely what would you even do? Would pushing her aside piss her off? Would I even have the strength to do that? Seriously what the fuck am I supposed to do bros I'm scared.
>>556302272Uhh but I dress like this? There's no way any uma would get aroused by such boring attire...
>>556295386>>556303418make sure parents have at least 2 sprint stars. parent stars have 2x impact as grandparent stars
>>556303452Grass...
>>556303451fall into her boobs and take a nap
>>556303451I'd tell her she won't get any food if she keeps ups her shit
>>556303451Pissing yourself helps a lot in these situations actually, not for creek.
almond WHORE
>>556302854inbreeding and crippling porn addiction
>>556303452All I'm doing is wearing tailored slacks and a buttonup shirt with my sleeves rolled up because it's warm outside, and they say I deserve to be sexually harassed by these girls who could kill me with their bare hands? This is a social justice issue...
>>556303207My Falco did everything right, even proc her unique frame perfect, but poor prediction from me, always Oguri Cap torena-sanRound 2 > 16732118>>556303323New sprint skills that don't activate in any straight, but the final one so you can control more when your Uma acceleratesMore specialized sprint umas like Durandal, Calstone and the reworked Akebono that have strong uniquesRight now sprint is pure RNG and you can barely control anything outside the midrace velocity and even then your uma can still lose after doing everything right
i know what you mean agnes
>>556301597I'll probably just use my f2p deck and enjoy group b in CMs. I have no clue how this mode plays out anyway maybe I'll watch some MANT videos how they play this scenario at slow motion because I have no fucking clue what they're doing like item choices & usage timing, deck builds.>>556301693Yeah I remember people are saying you cant earn wit that much during races are people gonna brute force races with max speed power guts?
>>556303452**for me?**
>>556303892The Bueno and Curren being assassinated by pace down mode effectively made it a two horse race, and Oguri wins those
>>556303656is creek a full adult baby ageplayer or just a nursing handjob ageplayer?
>>556303451why become her trainer if you're not willing to submit
>>556303595>>556303635>>556303656I don't think that's smart
>>556303681l saw that whore give birth twice
>>556303452>>556303573
>smart falco>growth is 20% speed 10% power
>>556304159I look like this
>>556304159HOEHHHH
>train a 15k Air Groove but ended up useless because late surger is shit in this trackI fell for the /uma/ gaslight again
>>556304492>late surger is shit in this trackit isn't tho
>>556304492only pace is good in this track and not by much
>>556304686I've only lost 5 times for this CM and 2 of those losses were to some retard's piece of shit Falcon
>>556304159i would kill for a gf that dressed like this god i wish umas were real...
>>556304769post uma
>dropped 390 rolls on fuku>pulled fuku only 2 timesI'M ABOUT TO FUCKING LOSE IT
>>556304492my groove wins lobbies all the time
>>556303548they all had 2-3 stars, Bourbon was an 8*, 2 3*'s 1 2*, and Taiki had a 2* sprint on her and a 2* sprint in her legacy. It sucks ass
>>556304560It is. King Halo might put a win or two but it isn't even close to Pace dominance. Late surger / End Closers is for oshi gaming as in you don't mind losing
I'M TIRED OF UNITYWHEN IS MANT COMING OUT
>>556304817
>>556304881smae
>Groundwork and Head on in one spark>Late surger pinkAAAAAAAA
>>556303452>pic relatedIs that what women find or what gay men find hot? I'm not a woman and I'm not gay (inb4 denial fuck you assholes), so it's hard for me to tell.
>>556304881>>556305014post it
>>556305056>I'm not gay (inb4 denial fuck you assholes)methinks, protest too much etc.
>>556305114it's really nothing special, if she hits OYL + NSM she will at least place top 3, and if she doesnt she's probably bottom 3
LETS MUSCLE!
>>556305114archive vg/thread/556142567/#556159646
>>556305056shakursis....
>>5563027581. Why didn't you prune your algorithm to only show Japanese posts about uma?2. Didn't this happen several months ago? Is twitter talking about this again?
>>556303381It is for me..Sex with Light Hello however? I'd never complain about that.
>>556304036The Pace down stuff is pretty cancer desu. I am almost tempted to bring a shitty Front that forces Pacers to pace down and 2 Late Surgers
>>556305476>Front ulala
>>556303573Grass Wonder definitely rims her trainer
>>556305056yes. actually what this anon said>>556303825kinda sums it up. with the exception that you need to be kinda fit though.
>>556305476thats my comp loleven if the front only wins when it procs unrastrained
>>556305620nta but I saw someone brought a sarificial ulala and if she's solo front then pace down disappears or don't matter much
>>556305734solo urara front is always fun cause everyone just jogs
Thread slowed down, guess everyone is going to sleep. Good night bros
can you guys explain why a sacrificial front removes the pace down mechanic? isnt there still a pace promoted pace setter in that case?
>>556305320>>556305323I've tested NSM (3 lates/3 ends teams) and it's incredibly unreliable, is Redshift the gamechanging skill?
>>556302542>>556302217Should've made this improvement from the get go, but oh well. Forget the renaming bullshit, just use one of these. Note that I removed the "pause" bit, meaning the console closes after it finishes. Only left it in originally so it's less spooky and "hackerman".https://pastebin.com/Nkb7ziF5
>>556305820Who goes to sleep at 7pm
bros... the umamusume files...
>>556305820Got off work, I'm about to start playing for real now wdym
>>556297367post deck
>>556305975employed people who have to wake up extremely early
KINGU HOT SPRING TICKET
>>556306013>spe, ogu and CB are in the trancen filesI FUCKING KNEW IT
>>556305943other 2 are pace
>>556306129Farmers?
>>556306013based, I also got like 10gb of umamusume Koikatsu cards
I can only reach 900 power and 900 wit, that's good enough, r-right?
>>556306129teachers?
>>556305321still gross
>>556304263
Wow. For the first time, I actually don't have to bounce to class 5. (Please do not fucking go above this).
>>556305975>>556306083Wtf which part of the world are you guys?
>>556296938>580 kg when last measuredYeah, and another absolute fat ass to the list too
>>556306284
>>556306486Brother, I live in NYC. It is 7:30PM.
>>556306510>>556306519>a 580 fucking kilo monster racing at 64-70~ km/h>while walking on a fucking thumbdisgustingly weird creatures, but man are they majestic
>>556306486time.is says 7pm is new york timezone, eastern usa
>>556306352GRASS NO YOU CAN'T SMACK YOUR TRAINER'S ASS
>>556299392The thing is, I'm looking for a casual club for the next month and A+ might not be suited for me. I really despise flatlining but I may be doing a career/day max, maybe two or three if I feel like training aces. So I'll be doing roughly 300k/day. I honestly don't think that's okay for A+, but seeing as casual clubs are full, if you want I'm in. If not, that's okay, as I said, I don't think I'm a good fit right now.
>>556306676>>556306740How is the weather today on your side of the continent?
>>556306717
Can I use this?
>>556306914It's fine, honestly. Can go out in a sweater at this point, not nearly as bad as last week.
Test room5291411957681018
>>556307071nyo
Finally 100m Luna fans
>>556288741>>556288932Oh right, this one is because Panthalassa tried the exact same strategy as Suzuka in the same race (Akiten), but is defeated in the final stretch by that eclair
>>556307071barely gonna survive the last spurt with that stam
==Divination results:==BP: 126/68; Pulse: 78Run result: 2.7 miles in 27:03Today's high affinity numbers to be determined as 2, 6, 7, 8, of which strictly more than half must match in order for this anon to survive.==Eliminating the lower affinity numbers allows our target anon a total of 4 chances.First roll: 8(8) 2(5)Second roll: 5(8) 1(6)Third roll: 2(1) 4(3)Fourth roll: 8(8) 9(4)Anon has failed the divination check.
>>556307129based, another luna-faggot!>883kfucking jealous
first rate pits
>>556307071dumb princess
>>556307230Would have been higher if I didn't job other races and Japan cup
>>556289596Its okay anon. Ive been stuck in A-rank purgatory since Unity came out and frankly I dont think Im ever getting out.
>>556292124>the matriarch to japan's horse racing peak
>>556307372Recently finally managed 700+ runs, anything beyond that feels partly like a card problem, but it could 110% be me.
>>556305964Ah, cheers! Appreciate it.Will keep the ChatGPT tip in mind; it (and similar AI) are comically useless at my work, so I tend to stay away from them, but will give it a try if needed.
>581k>it's only wednesday
>>556307113Thanks for joining, I need to rethink my team comps
>>556306989the stillcreature is pretty cuteI like this artist a lot
>>556307372>job Japan cuphistorically accurate
I would rather drop this game then do parent runs.
>>556307490LLMs are currently good for exactly two things: ERP/Jerking Off, and very basic tasks. For anything more complex, you need purpose tuned models, such as Opus 4.5 for the peak of Coding.But yes, hope you get things going, provided I didn't fuck anything up here or there. Just mention me in the coming hours, I'm here for a while, or can check threads for (You)s.>>556307562One of the greats for damn sure.
>>556289596>>556307401Getting more gold skills and capping at least one stat helps to get you to 14k
I got two Ayabes and a brand new Chiyo from the free rolls on the banner so far. I think I'm bricked.
>>556307567My beloved Ace did the trick!
>>556307863DATS NOT ACE
cygames is now sponsoring peruvian races... EL CONDOR PASA will finally get an alt after 5 yearshttps://www.osafweb.net/2026/02/03/cygames-se-asocia-con-osaf-para-patrocinar-el-gran-premio-latinoamericano/
>>556308014>sponsoreo
>>556308135bald
>>556305362>Why didn't you prune your algorithm to only show Japanese posts about uma?I've tried. I cannot tell you how many people I've blocked >Didn't this happen several months ago? Is twitter talking about this again?It comes back up at least once a month
Didn't get a single fuku from free pulls. Guess I'm skipping.
>>556304492I can't seem to win with my King Gweilo as well. Thinking if switching to Pace would give better results
>>556308014she just got an alt last year, retard
>>556307181I see.
>>556308205there's one more tomorrow where you will get 7 fukus
>>556303201because there's legitimately good content about horses and umas alike? Just ignore all the shit and focus on diamonds
>>556308014>Latin Americado they have good horses there?
New website outuma.guide
>>556308268monk El was released in 2021, guess what year is it now bro
>>556308560dia's mom is argentinian uma
>>556304492Pace down existing half the distance hurts the late surgers so much it's not funny. They trigger midleg skills yet I still see them backsliding not allowing them to overtake.
>>556308197>I cannot tell you how many people I've blocked I never block anyone, I just like and retweet things I want to see more of and not click or even look at stuff I don't wantit just works>It comes back up at least once a monthHow the fuck can they farm one retard so much? Do they have nothing else to talk about?
>>556306905That would in fact fall a little outside of A+. A dedicated casual player is a rare find though. Honse Club was looking to get rid of a flatliner or two I believe, and they’re a very warm club.
>>556308640Looks like reactslop, gametora already does this.
kinguthat is all
>>556308648technically it was also released last year, in 2025checkmate, ho ho ho
>>556308774>>556306905Funny you say that, I think danchou just kicked a guyTry applying to HonseFun
>>556308803gametora doesnt even tell you about Uma Innates dudelike you would never find out that Gold City gets double race stats starting Senior year May on Gametorasites so garbage
>>556308640Thanks>>556308803I like how neat its explained belowIm too retarded to understand distance rate oderrate overtake target
>>556308825wife. mine.
>>556308825kingu!
>>556308640Is this a suggested website on VFs discord because I'm not trusting it if it isn't
Friendly reminder that King Halo's mother did nothing wrong
TWO FUCKING KINGU HOT SPRING TICKETS IN A ROW
Is it true that 400stamina 400guts is the minimum for this cm? At least my reputable source that is game8 says so
>>556308560Uruguay, Argentina, Brazil, Chile and Peru are all Part 1 countires just like USA, UK, France, Japan etc.
>>556308560sort ofdia's mom is argentinian and bouquet's mom is chilean
>>556309094actually its moomoocow core his audience got so fed up with his dogshit that they all banded together and worked tirelessly for-- nah im kidding who the hell do you think made it
>>556308949EXPLAIN WHAT DA HECK
>>556309167
>>556307529I've somehow been retaining with most of my team being made before I had MLB Kita. Looking forward to redoing everyone.
>>556309191umamusumaybe
Tosen Borgar
>>556309229Gold City gets double the stats from optional races starting in Senior Year Late Mayit's the main reason why she was the second UG in JP servers
She's retarded...
>>556309381that's stygian blue
>>556309198>dia's mom is argentinian and bouquet's mom is chilean>both sired by Deep ImpactPui the Latina chaser...
>>556309374Wait... that means she will be extremely meta in MANT? good thing I got spooked by her
>>556309493is that why both are torena rapists?
>>556309374>>556309547her Unique kinda sucks ass in either form but her aptitudes are great for running the full mile-medium-long gambit without much investment so yes she survives a lot better than some other umas
>>556309381I really regret missing Tosen when she dropped
>>556309547this is just a guess but career events don't proc in MANT so probably not if it's tied to one
>>556307349DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT!!!
there are some famous horses with south american siresfor example, Gun Runner's sire is from argentina, while Animal Kingdom's sire is from Brazil
>>556309720Don't worry, she'll spook you the next time you want to pull a meta character
objectively all umas are arabs because the breed started from themwallahi
>>556309206VF is shilling it on her stream, I guess I'll use it
>>556307742Works perfect. Tried both the .mkv and .mp4 versions, no problems. Thanks!Cheers again! You're a gent.
>>556309720She can be yours for $20 (soon).
>>556309748Smoochable 5head
>>556309747>>556309547Gold City's Race bonus is Innate, not a secret event.think of Gold Ship (and Gold City and Finemo) Locking training to a specific stat. These are innate events not tied to winning specific races, so they exist in MANT
>>556296493super preggers
umanko sniff
>>556309720>he's immune to propaganda
>>556309663Malpensa can be translated to "think dirty", very fitting for Dia-chan
>>556308713>half the distancehow much is it normally
>>556309663All of Pui's direct kids in game are pretty dangerous in their own ways
>>556309878big smoochable
you can extract your veteran roster to find which Umas have the best white sparks and affinity, so you can toss out the rest of the gutter trash and sort through it
>>556309817Curren isn't halal
>>556310167buh?? bouquet isn't related to the curren chan???
>>556308640>vfslopretarded seaniggers really can't read gametora lmao
>>556310167That’s an interesting family tree
>>556309872Encoding is a bit of a hobby for me, so no worries, it's valuable experience in the end.
>>556310167>Verxina>dangerousIt's because she's distracted from things that are important, like family. Luckily, her trainer made sure that she's with the people close to her.
>>556300951Kitasan getting ignored while everyone hits on her BFF Dia...
>>556309381such a cute ree-ree
>>556309493>Karen Boqueteira
>>556308949But this doesn't have shit listed for almost anyone either?I get it says "coming soon", but that's an easy thing to say.If they do add all that shit, then sure, we can talk then, but it's missing stuff Gametora has atm and Hakuraku already does the veteran search.
>>556305321Damn she ended up cracked.6 stam 3 pow2 long 5 turf
>>556310373wtf I did this and all my carats got drained
purchase advertising
>>556308949Is this innate shown on the new site yet?If not, I'll hold off until it's past parity.
>>556310434No, Curren is just the clan name. They just have the same owner. There are a LOT of Currens
>>556310373at least blend in if you're going to shill. for now, buy an ad.
>>556310373>more tools to get banned
Expected from people that rolled on Fukukitaru instead of Finemo
>>556310650>Chan is Curren's namelmao
got the dude making the new guide website on twitter randomly and this shit is just info taken from gametora
>>556310759It's mostly the asian databases translated so we have an english training sim for example
>>556310373I don't mind using anons works as long as it doesn't involve running executable files.
>>556310373>extracts your data>directly uploading your data or running an . exe with your data I didn't use hachimi, hakuraku, and sweepy and those things are trusted. No way in hell I'm using a tool from VF's discord. This is very sketchy as fuck.
>>556309381>>556310529Damn I didn't know she was this cute
Curren Chang is very popular in mainland China
>>556310950fuck off
>>556310950I hate gay niggers
>>556309748she has truly shit growth stats, but I really really hope she spooks me tomorrow, she's so incredibly beautiful. Like, radiantly beautiful. Her eyes are incredble, it's not just her body, which is absolutely first-rate (sasuga her mother), she's just.....umazing
>>556309720Only 1.5 years until the gyaru banner and you can roll them all!
>>556311007>no ear condomsAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE
am I being trolled into thinking a tool is bad through aggressive over-marketing?
VF's people are involved in this for sure? That's a good enough reason to stay away, ignoring the fact that a lot of the site is just "Coming Soon". He's a truly irritating gnome.
>>556311165the lewdest thing is half removed ear sock
>>556310975I too use discord to join my favorite umatuber's fanclub
>>556311148
>>556310516/uma/ prefers rapists over good girls
>>556311172If anyone is over marketing something it's probably bad
>>556310650>>556310734also Curren comes from the owner's daughter's name, Karen
>>556311278Ohhh sooner than I thought. I'm getting them all before then so I never bothered checking when it really is.
>>556308640did a sloptuber seriously try to make his own gametora clone...
>>556310734curren CHANG....
/uma/ for real thinks that Wit is only for activating skills so it makes sense they'd cry foul at being offered free fruit
>>556311239The shilling is very aggressive, like with the umalator when they made it, and it's being shilled by VF. No way in hell I'm using an executable file, and upload my data to their site just to view ingame info already available in gametora.
>>556310734>Chan-chan
>>556311396funny you mention not understanding wit when we're passing the wit check to avoid this spyware'ate sloptubers'ate vf'ate SEAposters (not racist just dont like em)love me gametoralove me serirusimple as
>>556311356skipped shichi and jordan, i'm getting palmer as soon as she drops but helios is all the way in october so you might as well just wait
Curren 4chan
>>556311458I feel like she's a good candidate for being a tan.>Chan-tan
AHHHH THEYRE GONNA STEAL THE MONEY I DONT HAVE FROM THE CREDIT CARD I DONT OWN IN THE GAME THAT DOESNT STORE MY DATAAAAAAAATHEYLL REPORT MY HORSE PORN TO THE GOVERNMENT
>>556306742It's too late..
>>556311396There's no such thing as free lunch, you unemployed monkey
>>556310373Pretty sure this goes against TOS, will ask the boss about it.
>>556310734karen chang...
>>556308774Thanks for your suggestion, anon. Hope you find a good player, your club is pretty cool. >>556308942That would be great. If they're recruiting, I'm in.
>>556311278I love gyarus, but setting aside 400 rolls probably won't be enough. Fuck, I like all of them, especially Helios and Gold City, I just can't afford 600 rolls because Pasa Speed comes out in April 2027, and we'll need 600 rolls for that minimum.
>>556311000she's very cute and loves burgers. retarded but not so much that she doesn't realize it and that causes some self-esteem problems. was surprised how much I ended up liking her story too.
>>556311630We already know. They're coming.
>>556311770>600 rolls400 and crystals if needed
>>556310373>tehe use this to extract your data>upload it on our site to sort and help you trust Not even an actual injector that messes with your files is this suspicious.
>>556311770actually, the banner has 0.75% rates for each of the four which means every 3* is a guaranteed gyaru
>>556311635anon why do you have all these beautifully drawn and detailed pictures of juicy male asses in officewear...?
>>556306485Okay, but only because you asked nicely.
>>556310516bullshit, we love Kita here
God, they're invading.Going to just let them shit up the place and put on a movie instead. Fucking VF garbage.
>>556311635umas see this at school and go fucking feral...
>>556312023whatever, move on
>20 more free pulls on fuku>just hit 200 today>have her at 2LB>if i take the spark its 3LBit feels like far too much coincidence that we're about to get 20 rainbow shards for the first time... i think this is TOO coincidental. the cygames gambling AI is setting me up to feel tempted to use a rainbow crystal to MLB her, and then it's going to give me a copy to cleat immediately after. i will resist the urge and keep waiting.
>>556312023I honestly don't know why that nigger or his discord buddies come here, people hate his singapoorean brown ass so he should stay where he belongs. He already has an audience of brown people like himself, why bother coming here? What's so special about getting the chuddy 4chan seal of approval? It makes no sense.
>>556311921>which means every 3* is a guaranteed gyaruthat is NOT what it means!!!!LIAR! LIAR! LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
>>556312023It's SEAhours although a little earlier than usual. Hope you're ready for the nonstop off topic
>>556311106here's hoping you get her!
>>556311692lunch in prison is free
>>556312205>clear discussion about the horse game is offtopicoh sorry maybe we should post more pig porn to steer back on topic
>>556311841>umankothis cannot be real, has to be a shoop from a sneaky anon>jordan is a self-aware retardholy fucking cute, wouldn't mind if she spooked me tomorrow.
>>556312254not for the taxpayer
>Free pull gave me Seeking the Pearl who I thought I already had at MLBWell, gets my F2P ass a little more set for MANT. Stinko really needs to start catching up.
>>556311928Because I post them on /bag/ to bait rapeposting>>556312047Why are mares like this..?
>>556308774Aw gee thanks Autis/uma/ danchou, nice of you to vouch for our club :) Best of luck in searching for that new member>>556308942>>556311760Yes, a new slot is open! just in timeFeel free to apply in-game or reply w/ your ID here
Torena-san...
>>556312321pig porn? the fuck are you talking about?do I even want to know
eating the snow.
>>556312176for some insane reason, attention whoring online personalities crave anon's validation. look how far elon musk went to try and fit in with cool kids on /pol/. my best guess is that it makes them feel like they have an authentic draw to them even here, where people can laugh at you with no repercussions.
>>556312514yea curren chan gets posted a lot
what happened now?
>>556312176attention whores like him could have entire servers and chats praising him constantly yet see a single anonymous post saying something negative and it'll ruin his entire daywhy? insecurity and inferiority complex, he knows he will never be as respected as the wit jap because he has no charisma to speak of
>>556312514last thread had 6 different videos of transwomen getting fucked by pigs it was pretty dire
>>556312514>he doesnt knowgenuinely? i wish i didnt either
>he's not saving 150k for el condor pasaoh no no no
>>556312350right on the money lol I think it was from a few threads back. in-game it says "umako"
>>556312586Now? Now we die like Rice.
>>556312514Someone posted bestialityIdk why anon is talking about 6 videos when it was only one webm
>>556312176they think 4chan is the boogeyman
Isn't the extractor thingy considered a blatant 3rd party tool that goes against the warning Cygames announced weeks ago? Is this their new strategy because gaslighting isn't working anymore because of Seriru that they'll start comprising others' accounts to reduce competition?
>>556312430Just sent the application, thanks!
>>556312176>>556312623How the hell did he gather such a dedicated following anyways? He has negative charisma.
>>556312424>i post them on /bag/why would the users of /bag/ be interested in raping juicy men...?
>>556312805you blatantly use sweepy bot every day
>>556312639I want to call you a liar, but I want to not check the thread for myself even more what the fuck is wrong with this board, fucking brown niggers, you need to be burned at the stake, you need Jesus, maybe both. . . . .
>>556312514here anon. This thread is dead anyway>>556265493
>>556312814Accepted, welcome!
>>556312831because he posts information about this game and he's not a scary anonymous pigfucker forum
>>556312853you know why...
>>556312853You would have to ask them..
>>556302280>>556302854>>556302938>>556303738>little shits can't handle fanfictionPathetic
>>556312831same way 99% of gacha guide makers did, take info from JP, KR or CN and badly translate it into english. when the balance patch dropped none of them knew how to react because they couldn't copy shit anymore.
>>556310373>>556310950Is Vivlos conducting ransomware, give us his ID we should report it to Cygames
ok I promised I'd bake so I will, someone post a cute Mejiro Ryan pic for me to use in the OP, I promised the Ryanfag I would
Alright, which one of you is the hacker known as 4chan?
wait so if I bring a front I'm just kneecapping my own paces?
>>556313151ryanfag here, here you are
>>556313026i don't, that's why i asked.>>556313046but i don't play that game so it's impolite to post there.
>>556312785Why yes I am mossad
>>556312831He sold himself as the 90% WR Japanese PRO player who quit college for uma, he has now since removed the 90% WR bit, or his JP Pro persona, or his face.
>>556313257Bery cute
>>556310373bwo, hakuraku already has this and he's an anon using an opensource plugin for a trusted opensource mod, why use this random discord exe
>VF making trainers use tools to get banned >meanwhile seriru is most likely getting swole with the Gentildonna protein shake Very funny
test
>>556312785I can't believe this name is still a filter for normies lol this shit is basically anonymous reddit since what 10 years or so
>>556313242Pretty much yeah. Paces are proccing a lot of accel/straight skills and if they run into the front and PDM they have a very low chance to win.
>>556313395TEST DIEDGET OVER ITi know its hard bwo...
>>556309748Okay then, sexy fat-titted princess!
>>556313395Did it work?
>>556313395ur straight
>>556313263its because these niggas gay
>>556313476>>556313476>>556313476move
>>556313431is that why i see my pace shoot to 3rd in the beginning and then fall back to like 7th? how long does PDM last for
>>556312639>took a break from Uma to play other games>first thread back and I read this I leave you fuckers for like 5 minutes and this is what you do
>>556313429to be fair it has gotten significantly worse in the past year or so thanks to leto and friends
>>556313381LiterallyDifference between a terminally online, unemployed troon, and a respectable member of society with a healthy psyche
>>556312785>wildWHOOOAAAAH I AM COOOL
>>556313517>1 image leftIncoming mod melty
>>556313381What's his twitter? The one on his channel redirects to a youtube updates only.>he has a oneshot on the jump websiteUmazing.
>>556313381I'm surprised he didn't do a video for it yet. He was shilling protein shakes during amazon black friday sale
>>556313263they don't mind
