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I'm going to find Karla's lost games edition
>>556340397Aerosol discovering the truth edition
>>556340565You hear that world? Pandora’s box is being ripped open.
cromagnon ahh lookin mfka unibrow ahh bitch
>>556341081U think it tickles?
>>556340565Nothing stays lost forever. I’m proud of you.
Brothers. 4 games in the January files. I'll type them inhttps://lichess.org/fSlNDHWmhttps://lichess.org/dLgu6G5ohttps://lichess.org/qn9zzG49https://lichess.org/WAyAdGnMMy computer just turned off like I set it to and I checked the results file and found it. Funny how it took so long to download but so short to comb through.
>>556342461Based. The problem is she's had at least 20 different accounts. I can only remember the name of 1 other. It was "KarlaMoss", a play on the model Kate Moss' name.
>mfw the dormin era never ended and all the subsequent weirdo attention whores itg were him cycling through personas after I doxed himHe's a MANIAC!
>>556349138Well, the first time I saw that theory I thought that anon is crazy. After the Xmas melty and samefagging marathon, I'm seriously starting to lean that way too. Both /chess/ generals are taken hostage by crazy people, this one by Dormin/catmixer the /tg/ one by the crazy janny
>>556350273Dormin literally ran a grooming discord where he made people do embarrassing shit on camera before he'd let them join and later used that as blackmail. I don't find the Dormin samefagging theory implausible at all, guy's a severely disturbed individual.
good morning sirs
>>556351496>>556350273Who the fuck is Dormin?
>>556324645I was laughing because it's relatable no bully
>anon groomed sexually confused boys with humiliation kinks into posting hole or crossdressingHow come every single general on every board has at least one of these?
>>556361315The raped
I'm just gonna go ahead and say it since no one else is brave enough.If you face your knights forward you are a patzer, side facing knights are the mark of a gentlemen.
>>556347427The good thing is it will be ridiculously easy to search for other usernames considering how fast the script runs. All I need are a couple names and they can all go at onceI'll probably have to rewrite the script though because it's hacky as fuck and everything is hardcodedI find it weird the Karla-Jimenez game wasnt found though
>>556367180>Not backwards It's like you don't even want to win the psychological battle
>>556368559That's fucking diabolical anon, you're going to scar people with this.
>>556368305What is the point of all of this? Why are you trying to find a game at all? Did she beat an IM in an online speed game? What's the big deal?
>>556369081You should also deliberately place your pieces off center. Chess is full of autists who get triggered and waste their time and mental energy j'adoubing.
>>556369081>Um, director! His knights are facing away from me! This is a direct violation of section 3.07b in the FIDE code. I can't tell if they are knights are pawns. Send him to the principals office and have him expelled.
>>556370390Basically this guy and me had a series of games over whether Karla looked like >>556285838 and within them he kind of vaguely implied there was something to be found within Karla's games if I went into the lichess database. I'm specifically looking for that game because both accounts are deleted and I wanted proof it actually happened. I still doubt anything interesting will be found but /chess/ lore is fun anyways and I get to feel cool running programs overnight. Unfortunately I don't have any of the chat logs from the middle games we played nor links to many of them at all. I refer to the games I played with the guy other the pepe of course.
>>556371825over* the pepe
>>556369081Then I hit them with pawn sac B4 turn 4
>>556370883>Director my opponent can't tell his dick from a pawn; this is a matter of skill can I be awarded time for this disruption :3>>556370675Is it legal to place them so they slightly overlap or touch adjacent squares :o>>556372546Based, but it isn't really a sacrifice since white has adequate compensation.
>>556373263>>556372546Freaking picrel ;o;
>>556367180This BUT knights MUST start facing the king and retain their orientation throughout the game.
Can't put full links due to spam filter. Use 4plebs for the tg links and put lichess.org/ before the game links.>>>/tg/82438487 under thread >>>/tg/82430559- DIRECT Karlapost, under KarlaArambula2006A9vn4pst/blackfbPunYmj>>>/tg/82614493 under thread >>>/tg/82605229 - DIRECT Karlapost, KarlaKasparov vs lionelfischer>gifrel(1/2)
>>556368305You have to find that specific game. Do you thing it was played before Jan 2021? But that wouldn’t make sense because we the first game from that account?
>>556379778Otherwise how would you know which is the king's and Queen's knight respectively?!
>>556380331(2/2)Potential 3rd Karla account, Karla_Cat. Anon "icantreadlol" mentions having played her and won>>well bros, I made it. I'm no longer just your standard shitter, now I'm a 2k lishitter. picked up chess with a couple friends at the end of 2019, made my lichess account just before the year ended, started at 1k blitz 1300 rapid (actually initially 1600 but my placement opponents were especially retarded). played on and off alternating between grinding like a maniac and not touching the game for a couple months, mostly played blitz with no regard towards improvement, had a boolet phase before I had to quit to prevent property damage, only began playing some more serious rapid games earlier this year (approximately when I joined this general). chess is fun. I like it.here's the game that put my over, my highest rated rapid win so far aside from provisional 2200 karla :^)(https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/82573525/#q82574722)>just got my first win against an opponent over 2k on lichess rapid (besides karla in one of the tournaments here lol). the ending was sloppy for both of us due to time trouble but I'm quite happy with the win overall especially since I used to really struggle against sissylians(https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/80673612/#q80697229)Downloaded his games (accidentally did them all due to some issues with the URL), only mention of "Karla" is a game vs Karla_Cathttps://lichess.org/zdbvX6egIt lines up with his story so I do believe it is Karla, note the account is closed which is characteristic of her accounts. The game happened Jul 18 2021, Karla lost, and she was 2256? provisional. So there are 3 accounts,>KarlaArambula2006>KarlaKasparov>Karla_Cat
>>556380331I'm not the only one asking for the lore to be dropped. Why do we care about tracking her games down? It seems really creepy
>>556380890Now I see why people accused me of being a karla alt at first, my posts are shockingly similar :oExcept I've played chess for years, but only just came back to rapid and trying to improve.
>>556380720True. This is also why the queen's rook must be placed upside down.
>>556380925I don't think chess games are that personal of information. But I AM pretty sure it's only one guy and he's trying to egg me on by acting like multiple people... which could mean he's catmixer like everyone else itg but that's another conspiracy theory.>>556381207you might be mistaken, the quoted posts aren't Karla's they're another anon's.
The inly thing I’m sure of is that dormin is sleepyghost.
I think I'd like to set up a game with you quite soon
>>556381531Ironically it was a reading issue, lmao.Icic, people that make new personas to escape their bad reputation are narcissistic and creepy, as well, so I'll call this fair.>>556381309What a radical proposition, I had casually considered maybe branding them or something with a K or if I could find a tiny crown brand/stamp.
>>556380925She’s one of the original founders of the team and I have a lingering feeling she’s in trouble.
>>556380720Shes a beauty. The cat is pretty nice too.
>>556380720hey its this one of those boards that comes with the option to replace the cross on top of the kings? did you request they be like that or this is the standard now?
>>556387532Is this a thing? Do kikes really hate the cross so much?
>>556389250I've never seen it in person, but apparently yes some tournament boards have the option to remove the cross. So you won't burn your fingers in you're a sinner.
>>556386315Alright now don't say that though. I'm not working towards harming anyone, just interested in the lore.
>>556391131We need to find her to help her. That's what I meant. Why would we harm an angle?
>>556391885Some angles are too sharp to be left alone, like 90 degree ones. But that's beside the point, we're talking about Karla, and doxxing is weirdchamp.
>>556392207I already know exactly who she is. Karla is one of those sharp angles, you better not mess with her or you'll get poked (shanked).
>>556392559all you do is vaguepost, i'm not doing whatever this is i'm just gonna keep looking for games
>>556393212That’s all I ever asked you to do.
>>556393212Great work, keep it up. (Not sarcasm)
>>556340565>>556380890wow, we are truly doing 4chan now. this. is. epic. it’s like when you doxx someone for a reason… but in this case the someone is an e-celeb who doesn’t even use the general anymore… and the doxxing is… reposting a huge post that mentions accounts. it’s like neo in the matrix, or something.
Can someone change this to say “I hate niggers?” Or something along those lines. I’ll try to find a better forward facing picture.
>>556394125Just ignore this guy. He’s basically the Eeyore of /chess/.
This is an instructive position from a game I played today. What would you play?
>>556371825>this guy and me
>>556397708Right, it should be "this guy and I"
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>>556394317this guy has a humiliation fetishthis is what kiking it up and growing up in a cult does to a mf
>>556394125Thanks Larpov. Do wanna make it clear, not doxxing anyone, and minor correction that post i quoted actually doesn't mention any accounts. I'll probably stop vomitting information so that we can get back to doing real chess though.
>>556397137first instinct/boolet eye test says it's O-O-O
>>556398218Fantastic thanks.
>>556399810Investing /chess/ lore is the most /chess/ thing you can post on /chess/
>>556400351I see it this way, would I rather look at the catalog and see >>556397137 or would I rather see >>556380890 ? I think /chess/ lore has its place but I think we all understand the beauty and wholesomeness of chess and chess discussion. I'm not really made happy in a chess sense by my post but I am made happy by those types of posts. My post is enjoyable in the making but not especially high quality in its presentation or content.
>>556401438i suppose i should say thread and not catalog...
