Previous: >>556402781>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Just spam Christmas Oguri for the carnival
holy fuck this event is some obnoxious garbage>can't skip 5 runs in a row>the star pieces are hyper luck based
Mambo!
Do they even rerun this garbage event? I wouldn't be surprised if not.
ace on my face
*goes really fast*
crazy spooks today
most of you can't even retain class 6 so i shouldn't be that surprised.
https://jiggie.fun/umajig
Laisu is so cute bwos
My TT Maruzen is getting 1100-1200 points per hard challenge, is that decent? Quantity of skills seems to be valued over quantity of golds.
OH NO NO NO
>>556424059Congrats, anon. You win Aquarius.
>>556424057
>>556424309many such cases currentlyits a known issue
AIEEEEEEEEE
>out of frame: Doto and Doberwho the fuck do I spark?
>>556424459SUSAMOGUS
>>556424464Depends on your owned unlocked uma-rios, browser
>>556424464holidays ogurin or seiun/maruzensky depending on if you use fronts or notnyopera or brian if you are a knower
what is this garbage ass event? why can these fuckers come up with better shit i cant believe Cygames is this creatively bankrupt an even where you mutate and uma and get points for running races shes not proficient at would be more fun than this shit
>>556424464>still that many locked umas after 200 pullsSCAMMED
>Riko pops up for dating before she's even green friendshipThis has to be a bug, I've never seen this happen before
>>556424309I can probably fix it if I reupload the song into other format
This card sucks ass but I’m losing my shit at this plot
My biggest weakness, blonde women...
>>556424649It's not, you only need to train once with her for her dating event to be activated.
>>556424649Riko is an easy woman
>>556424649Was just about to post this. Does this only happen to attractive people?
>>556424641I got six 3*, not bad for 200 pulls. I'm sparking VBourbon next week, too.
>>556423924
Aaaand I'm done with this dogshit event.
Finally 2 gold mold but Windy and Tachyon at 1LB Its so fucking over.>>556424261Yeah Im getting that amount as well 900-1100+ depends of the mood>>556424641Thats actually alot, my bottom in a single screen is still at Gold City>>556424830Grats
alright. I got myself back under control. did most of the race carnival stuff, checked the carat calculator, as long as I don't blow any more I should have enough for Dia, MLB Tachyon, and with even moderate luck Machan. and that's all I want. so fuku will sit at 2lb forever, completely unusable even in her preferred scenario, alongside my 0lb Kitasan. so it goes.
Is double pal cards viable?
I've all but quit the game because of the dogshit release schedule and rates. Opened it back up because the heart of the turf was calling to me, but I don't know where to begin. What should I be racing for? Who do I choose for a career? Why? I've given my heart to SteGo, but she's so far away.
>>556424936only for turbowhales
>>556424621I'm a Brianfag, but she does get a rerun in June I might be able to spark, Seiun too. Pulling S Maru really fouled up my plans, it would have been a Maru pull without question, but now that I have her alt, is pulling the OG really the best option? I want Falco, Oguri, Maru, Brian, and Dober the most
>>556424936Once my tp fills back up I'm trying a riko/sashimi pal deck
>>556424936Only with Urara because other women will kill you
Digitan LOVE
>>556424903Oguri ate my image.
>>556425105My precious cute wife Agnes!
in 191 pulls>festival luna>NY urara>hoguri>el condor paizuri>anime mcqueenall new
I just bought crypto
>>556425031Redshift is just that good, that's why you would get her.If you want someone else then get someone else, it's depressing to play with umas you don't like.
>>556424936>date cards not even in your deckHuh?As a spook?
>>556425109Oh wait shit I didn't see thisI would have stopped at 30k if you didn't post this, thanks anon
Mambo!Hopefully this one works
>>556425259yes
>>556424908how do you have 19 crystal shardsdid you max the carnival already?
all dupes T.T
>>556425257Yeah I'm torn between Maru and Brian, adore both of them.
hey (you), yes (you)do you need a club that is a+?do you need a club thats only major quota is just playing the game?do you want to go and meet some new umadacchis?then join autis/uma/!we have one slot available, just post your id here, or search for the club ingame and have /uma/ in your profile
>>556425237Curren would make her own scamcoin.
When's the next Kitasan Black tier meta card?
>>556425334>avoids BOTH mushrooms so he doesn't have to overlay the head on super mariowhat the fuck man
>>556425001Aim for the next CM (Sprint S yadayada) or fill up your team slots up until 20k it should be easy if you have a deck that can produce A+ Umas
>>556424031they stop doing a lot of the events but tachyon after like a year or so
>>556425434Worst case scenario you can just do a coinflip
I forgot this festival event even existed, japs hate it to much that it only shows up once a year at best
>>556425549It's like watching ads of a gameplay playing awful on purpose
>>556425357yeah spammed my dirt maruzensky, i stopped at the moment and save the rest of the runs on the final dayJust targeting star piece, statue, clock, parfaitIgnoring the sashes and shoes
>>556425452I did that a few years ago but I only made a bit more than a $100
>>556425031Do not pull any uma that becomes a dailly legends uma in 1.0 or 1.5 unless it's an oshi pick. Maru/oguri are 1.5, Brian/Dober are 2.0 and Falco is 3.0.I'd avoid Maru/Oguri unless you really like them.
>>556425001>schedule too fastno shit retard people want the rest of the game to arrive earlier>and ratesboo hoo hoo faggot you, I and 99% of the playerbase are dealing with those shit rates, what about them?>babysit meShould I wipe your ass as well?
>>556425745is mr cb's cb's that big
So your stock should be 19 rainbow and 21 gold shards after finishing the carnival right?
>>556425763You have to farm legend races for half a year to get an uma for free wtf anon
Is Matikanefukukitaru speed worth spending the uncap crystal on if I got 3 copies?
>>556425940kinda she's medium premium
>>556425968if you play the game you start at 80/150, sleepybwo
What did you roll on the paid banner? Was it a new uma and worth it or did you get fucked?Had to use my gold crystal to 3LB Sweepy, she’s been a complete bitch to me in giving golds?
>>556425940B84 W55 H80
>>556425968You should already have ~80-100+ pieces. That's only 2 months of dailies.
>>556424767The weird thing is I've had multiple runs where I train with her first thing I can and then she just barely doesn't hit green and never pops until she does, guess I've just been getting unlucky this whole time
>Vibrating like Twin TurboOh Windy...
>>556426153They changed it today.
>>556425616Thanks. Sprinters. Siunds like a good goal. I'd been neglecting the category forever.>>556425838Yeah, make sure you use your tongue like your mother. Don't forget the balls.
H-huh
Anyone who played JP here to tell me if Kitasan and Ballroom Seiun ult is still required if you have this skill?
we used to think that doing the roulette manually is obnoxious, then there is this garbage
>>556426379If something is ever subjected to a wit check then you add more skills of that type as a backup
you have got to be shitting me
>>556426391
>WOW THIS EVENT SUCKS ASS>THIS EVENT IS GARBAGEALRIGHT THEN SMART GUY HOW ABOUT (You) PROPOSE A BETTER EVENT IDEA THEN? AND IT BETTER NOT BE SEX WITH YOUR TRAINEE/GETTING YOUR TRAINEE PREGNANT/GETTING MOLESTED BY YOUR TRAINEE
>>556426627If you do the thing with the spark, you get a lot more points
You suddenly turn into the last Umamusume you completed a career with. How would the Uma in your home screen react to this development?
>have to look for a sloptuber to explain the eventwell fuck
>>556426763>cross-dressingwhat a fag
HOLY BASED SCAMCHA
>>556426272That's good to know, guess I should have checked the patch notes. That's going to make my Sprint Taishin runs just that little bit smoother
>ITS A SCAM BANNER AND IT SUCKS BWO.>it's actually a good banner./uma/ does it again with the gaslighting.
>>556425763I'd like to express a thank you anon. Didn't know about this and was considering using the paid selector next month on Taiki.
Assume I'm insane and want to start planning for Transcend. Any uma worth getting now that will be useful for her when she eventually gets added to global?
>>556426751how much more
Just give me my Group B 2nd place rewards already.
>wedding air groove>eishin flash>fine motion>tamamo cross (the one i was going to pull for)who do i spark for choose for me i like end closers so i might just go for Taishin
>>556426818>challenge train challenge train challenge trainThird training I think you should make a Team Trial uma like COguri / SMaruzensky who plays with alot of wit
are people really confused by this event...? You just do races with your already trained umas against scrub tier Spechuds and Ass Blunders until BIG BOSS PASA unlocks, then you beat her ass and do it all over again until you get all the prizes.
>>556427014I do not know.
apparently riko bond doesnt need to be maxed now and you can be spooked by tazuna and sashimi date events even without having either of them in the deck
>>556427135Brown hours
The Condor Passes
>>556426685... I COULD do that, but I might as well do a proper run... thanks for the idea thoGonna use the run to try and calm the fuck down after this absolute garbage>Grinded a bit further to buy out the entire store (minus clocks and shit)Fuck me what a gay ass hyper faggot event...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUHLL4ACmp8
>>556427074I had a career ongoing when I logged in and won against Seiun, it only counts if I start a new career?
>>556427220Thanks KestrelGirl for the update.
>>556426763The concept of a crossdressing trainer-san (both male or female works for me) that doesn't want to transition like the other trend followers sounds like a novel idea
Sorry bwos, But I'm skipping this CM, Sprint just doesn't do it for me.
>>556427000>Front>Smart Falcon>Cards>Smart Falcon (speed)HOEH ARIGATOU
>>556427262El Pero Caca
>>556427135>doesn't understand the event whatsoever>"GUYS, IT'S SO SIMPLE!? IS EVERYONE ELSE RETARDED!?"many such cases.
>>556427000Seiun, NY Opera O, Maruzensky on some tracks
>>556426742Umm uma se..mmm...uma marr...err hmm....uma massage session...maybeWait! I got an ideaFind my 6 million epstano files and you get a page every 1000 fans for a rainbow shart :DI'm not danchou btw
>Fine Motion x2> Biwa>Teio>Mcqueen>Brian>Halloween CreekNot bad I guess, got Brian who I was considering sparking for so now I can just spark for Fuji and stop with 71k carats still in reserve. But I still have the urge to roll...
Is this a troll card what the fuck?
>>556427135it's not complicated lil bwo, just tedious as fuck
>>556427000>front in 2026you have like 10 cards and a couple umas at best youll be fine
Made it to pity, trying to figure out who to use exchange ticket on. Where's that pic of anon reviews of how good their stories are? New umasGold cityAnime teioSilence SuzukiSpecial weekAgnes digitalNarita taishinTamamo cross (free rolls on her banner)
>>556427443I recognise your typing
>>556427292The uma that won now carries the spark to be inherited, its best to get the 1st uma parent with 9* spark before it degrades
>>556427479ARE YOU FEELING LUCKY?
King Halo is the most cancerous cunt in this game. Every run 10 negative mood debuffs guaranteed, fucking dogshit stats for Sprint needing to run Mediums all career, the only bitch I can't get to S rank just because she has no affinity with anyone and constantly is Good mood or lower. I had a run with 3 negative mood debuffs in a row followed by Migraine followed by Night Owl. Her mother was right. A fucking Sprint Mejiro Ryan is easier to train and her career has fucking longs.
>>556427347>all the Dirters hang out with each other and are friendsTurfniggers could never
Anyone here able to use a VPN to play without getting locked out of the game by connection errors at the title screen? What VPN do you use and what server?
>>556426901WE WERE TELLING YOU IT WAS GOODOVER AND OVER AGAINFUCK YOU
>first run with this deck>drawed the first unity race>Holy shit this changes EVERYTHING
>>556426742Vigorous prostate exam (not sex)
>>556427508And? What are you gonna do, find and kill me? Try your best
>>556426818What the fuck is Teio's problem? Why does she think she's above it?
>>556426901>>556427603its a fucking horrible banner roll on finemo rerun stupid faggots
>>556427479Get lucky anon
>60k carats>400 fucking rolls>2 normal oguris dupes>1 curren dupe>2 falcosSparked Suzuka and Taiki. This banner is such a fucking bait
Over the next year which supports are must MLB?
Aaaaaaaaaaaa I WANT TO TRAIN THIS HAG
>>556427729almost like fucking everyone was telling you that
>>556427723A MILLION KAWAKAMIS BE UPON THEE
>>556427719She's a genius (unironically).
>>556427479It's the gamble card I've wanted for a very long time
>"Hmmm. I see that is a very convincing point you just raised. Makes alot of sense really. However you forgot one very important poing that being that I am an umamusume and you are just a human, nothing more than just a cut of fuckable meat, now come here!"
>marked
hmm i might stretch tama career over another day and skip a dailyi like reading everything and watching the races and im employed
>>556427782I want this Hag to train ME
>>556427530Well I fucked up already by using a random uma then.So I need to win those challenges with a parent uma and then use them as a parent in the next career, is that right?
>>556427729Worked on my machine.
It was not meant to be.
am I getting lucky or did they buff the it's on event? I'm getting hint lvl 3 more often.
>>556427827
I got scammed?!
>>556427564wyell, its like being the minority in school. you hang out with the same kind of people
>>556428024Are you running a scenario link uma like NY urara?
I'm feeling the burnout...
>>556428108play less you won't explode
>>556427073
Cafe, Doto, mCreek, sWeek, Falco, Akebono and sMaru on the all-star bannerI think I've used up all my luck this year
>>556428047
What is your honest opinion about Nice Nature?
>>556428096yeah, I guess that makes sense
>>556428236That I will do >>556428240All uma-banner is for following your heart or your dick
>>556428240Dober if you’re not 100% sold on the Potential Uma
>>556428240Your heart has already chosen Taishin
>>556428379i want to put my face in her twintails and her bush
>>556428258
>>556427723>50% chance of getting a dogshit card>all for le 35 special priority agemasen card with dogshit hints >two vouchers and a completed uncap gem soon so even then you don't have to waste carats on a dogshit banner.You guys are so bad at the game.
>>556426818Just send your TT umas you retarded fat fuck how is that hard to understand.
got christmas oguri today, does anyone run her late or is it all pace? i wanna put her in my dirt TT team
Rate up my ass.100 rolls and only one 3*
>>556428507
>>556427642I'm going to slap your trainee's ass
>>556427021Red shift won't do much if anything. could have used the points on double corners. Pasa can pwn with her unique alone just needs to get to 1st-2nd
>>556428779jej
>>556428379probably my second favorite umawifei like her personality but she doesn't really have the sauce in terms of sex appeal
>>556428779succubi
>>556428379So far she's the only honse that made me gosling
>>556428738
My Nature is UnNiced.
>>556428463since i already have christmas biwa i can unironically make BNW for a CM team yep that's it
I only trust unshaven umanko
We need to start gatekeeping /uma/
is it only me or does you even too get stuck on this screen?
>>556428779
My Taikis are Shuttled.
did anyone anon roll to spark and get no 3*s
>>556428942
>>556428779should've brought concentration
Half TP was so stressful, I'm not going to survive this game if they don't roll out auto career with perma half TP
>>556428472>bush>>556429054>unshavenAnime girls do not have body hair of any kind.
>>556428603Run her late and give her as many recoveries as possible to make sure you activate her unique in a variety of tracks.
>>556427782Ningen A
>>556428779based
>>556428624it's like .06 it's barely anything
How many carrot jellies do I need to burn to complete the event?
>>556429147
I'm retarded explain this Carnival thing to me
>>556428753
>>556429386>he skipped the help prompt
>>556429386press race until you unlock crystal
>>556427000You need to get all the dirters, they're all friends with each other.
>>556429360
>>556429248This is only true for homosexualsMy favorite anime girls are all, at minimum, fuzzy
>>556429358Around 50
>>556429248Curren has a small landing strip that sometimes peeks out of her bloomers. Sometimes she flashes her trainer on purpose.
So are people screwed if they didn't hoard the Carrot Jelly?
>>556429565
>>556428871>but she doesn't really have the sauce in terms of sex appealthat is part of her sex appeal
>>556429626No, you just have to play the event the way it's meant to be played>train witmaxxed uma with a million skills >race to boost your carnival spark>use that witmaxxed uma to train another witmaxxed uma with a million skills>race>repeat
>>556427942yeah its easy anyway
>>556425961Gold City bukkake
I managed to MLB the R Ayabe card in the 50 free pulls which I couldn't even do with R Riko back during the original banner which I sparked and even to this day, that's kind of funny. Anyway, definitely a clear sign the guts Ayabe card will have no problem being MLB when I pull on the NTR banner for sure.
Think of your Uma wife. Keep on rolling until you get her to marry and start a happy family with her.https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersHowever, every time you don't land on her page you will be raped by the Uma whose page you land on. You can also give up at anytime and settle for an uma that you rolled. How much did you need to endure?
>>556429626I can't imagine anons that wouldn't have hundreds of those, unless they're a week old. I spammed those at some point to retain, but I still had like 180ish
>>556429386Use your TT Umas and your stockpile of (until now) useless jellies to get CP to spend on prizes.Legacies that win a race will get a useless spark that will increase performance in carnival races that they were already strong enough to win regardless.
>>556429752
>>556429776How high can you score with a witmaxxed uma?The event lasts 7 days, and you get about 17 races per day. That about helps you get there, but then you would have to give up Team Trials and the Daily Shop.
>>556427942only the initial parent needs to be 9*because the offspring will level up the spark when it wins before becoming a parent.
Danchou we're still 24/30
>can only get 1k max per race from the racing carnivalHow the fuck are you guys on 100k already
>finally sit down to start reading chapter 5>tachyon starts yapping in episode 10skippa
>>556430018>he skipped the prompt
>>556429872The goblin sucks, the boy is cuter and overall better, same goes for the gyaru.>Click link>Get the worst fucking result I could'veKill JourneyHang Journey
>"You NEED super creek LB3+">everyone used power rice and riko for the majority of unity CMs instead>there's like two longslop CM all throughout MANT and one is a 2500m>longslop CMs are complete dogshit barely worth playing anywayTell me again why I should care about upgrading this shit? I have creek at LB2 and haven't touched it in months.
>>556429971
>finally get bourbon>play her career >rice nigger is a constant miniboss>harutenI thought it would be easy to build Bourbon for every distance, but Rice Nigger is making it hard.
>>556430018use your carrot mini jelly>>556429996game dead?
>>556430034You get used to it
Seeing how we can actually swap shards for a crystal now there are events in JP that give you a discount on how many shards you need to get a crystal. Unless you're really desperate to uncap a card it's wise to save your shards and use them when the Event happens. First time JP got the event was a while after 2nd Anni so you will have to wait for almost a year. But if you've got nothing to use them on it's a smart decision.
>>556429872>think of silent suzuka>get raped by el>get raped by el again>get raped by el once more>get raped by el>get raped by el again>realize ive just been pressing the refresh page.>settle for elEl is not so bad actually.
> Finally a use for the mini jelliesCool event
>no double rewards>no half tpSo this is how eos feels like
>>556429358I bought everything from the shop and still missing a few ku klux el star pieces from the races, spent around 100So something about 120 I guess
>>556430131
>>556430206Anon. It's common knowledge to not lock your currency.
>>556430093How can anyone train everyone's favorite uma Rice Shower with a Rice Shower card hmmmmYou use Creek duh and Maestro is good for TT
post something cute
>>556429872>raped by Still In LoveIr's joever
>>556430034but that's when the story got good>suzuka you're proof of the unlimited power of umamusume>what happens if you use 100% of your brain>takeshi yamero if you become sex you will die
even if making event spark umamusume gave more points it takes less time to just mash menu
>>556430403
>>556430356
>>556429872don't try this, you will be raped too many times
>>556430093>>everyone used power rice and riko for the majority of unity CMs insteadYou didn't check the support card ranking for free test? Rice was not even in the top 10 meanwhile Creek was in 6th.
>was planning mag dumping for any version of gold SHITTY>get her immediatelywhat now BROS!? I GOT 30K still in the bank i want opera next do i swap to the ny banner or stick with the mega banner???
>>556428571The real question
Star pieces aren't guaranteed on Extreme races...How diabolical...
>>556430206>>556430360Is this a gaslight or not?How often is this event, first time I've heard it
>>556430594top because FM has shit friendship and I got PPO from KSB
>>556429872>Hell yeah let's go Almond Ey-Oguri CapBiwa HayahideGran AlegriaSakura Chitose OCurren Bouquetd'orStay GoldRhein KraftGran Alegria (again)K.S.MiracleSeiun SkyDurandalHishi AkebonoCalstone Light ODuramenteWin VariationSamsung BigWin Variation(again)Hishi MiracleInes FujinAlmond Eye
>>556430168>game dead?Your danchou is just a lazy nigger, 6 missing members could have easily been closed to at most 3 missing if he actively recruited in the first 4 days
>>556430149I've lost count of how many times she has stolen my Kikuka Sho. It gets even worse when you're aiming for shorter races.
>>556430093>>556430586So why was Rice hyped up so much again? Was it because she gave Cooldown?
>>556430548
>>556430594Practice perfect is given like candy, always top.
>>556430661Regardless of gaslight or not, if you have no reason to convert your currency don't do it unless there's a cap.This is common knowledge.
Are these worth it?
>>556430594Kitasan gives you PP so top.
>>556430827>scam banner
How many rainbow shards am i suppose to have before the carnival
And 60 jellies later
>>556430750
>>55643090518
>>55643090518 and then 20 after
>>556430906finish your mission anyon
>>556430730Maybe it'll be easy with VBourbon, her unique recovers stamina. Just sucks right now because I want to run Bourbon for Cap.
>>556430905how am i supposed to focus on answering when you've posted such a lust provoking image
>>556429872... I got cafe... yaah...
you literally can not make a better event than this, there is literally nothing else to do in this game without adding something fundamentalthe game only has two modes, career and post-career races, all events can only engage with these two modesby saying events suck, you're simply saying that the game sucks, you're all only playing for the slot machine and character voicelines
>>556430943
>>556431070game sucks, I want the family sim dlc
get this BRAT away from me
amusing
>>556430661It's not a gaslight
>>556431146she looks like a chubby loli from that angle. Correction INBOUND
>Yet more Golshi-numbered gibs
>>556430960>>556430961wtf i have 17...
>>556431130
So this carnival thing is a recurring eventTake care of your jellies and only get the essential
Will semen retention be easier this week and next since everyone is spending it on the event?
i haven't umasturbated today and I'm not sure if I'll bother
>>556431146>>556431236her chubby cheeks flooding with my cum
>>556431313Must have missed a mission or didn't purchase it from the shop events before
can you actually clear this event without jellies purely from f2p regen or what
>>556431341
>>556431451Probably but you'd have to actually engage with the even skill spark system.
>>556431451You'll have to sacrifice your carats
>>556431451I highly doubt itI think you might be able to barely get the first rainbow shart that you can exchange for points, but that's about it
oh shit the dating update WASNT a gaslighti literally just trained with her once and i got it
imagine not saving all your uma pulls for this amazing banner.
>>556431451run like 3 careers to get the skill to level 3 on a team trials uma with a bunch of golds and you can yeah
>>556431430oh found it in my mailbox, thanks anon!
>>556431313>>556430905You're being gaslit. People are always answering with +1
>>556431525
>>556431574Does this mean you miss the mood up, +12 stam/guts at the beginning, or does it do that and then also the recreation unlock
>>556431451Why wouldn't you use the jellies?
https://litter.catbox.moe/1dy6x5r7qt2ad7im.mp4
>>556431621how much does the skill help
>>556430594top not even a question and friendship since FM has no friendship events and shit starting gauge
>>556431451you need 100k and 1 RP is 1kyou get 10 RP a day with normal regen hmmmmm nyea i think you could do it but it might be pushing itjust use the jellies you arent using that shit ever again
>>556431313The non-gaslight answer is that after you get the Shard from the mission AND the shop, you should be at 18
I don't get it do run a race get the skill and then play a career to upgrade itEXPLAIN
look at that FIVEHEAD
>>556431708
I just got raped, is she good?
>>556431712i got the mood up from the training, and then the next turn she popped up for the date event
Why is Suzuka not good in CM9?
>>556430905whats 9+10?
>>556431313 >>556431834 see >>556424908
witGODS actually fuck this shit I'm gonna use it anyway
>>556431902
>>556431979Umazing.
>>556431851the optimal way to do the event is to just skip allat and spam jellies
>>556430960>>556430961> tfw apparently missed a shardI have no clue how
>>556431857
>>556431994bad unrestrained timing, not enough time to build a lead midrace, also you're trying to outrun 1200-wit pace chasers
Does it matter which carnival race I choose? Or can I choose the same race every time to unlock the pasa race?
>>556432081
>>556431794at level 5 the skill gives +100% carnival points level 3 is +50% which was enough for me in jp but if you're not doing ace runs or anything you might as well max it
>>556432014Shan't be falling for the gaslight
>>556432216I don't think it matters, but each has their own star pieces and shoes you can roll on if you're interested in that
Went downstairs for my midnight snack and accidentally stepped on one of the slugs that live in my kitchen at night again. It's so hard getting snail goo off of your feet
>>556432185if you did the thing where you'd not connect during tamamo to get extra card pulls you missed out on a shard worth $20.
>>556432284does it still give it on global
>>556432216You get star shards for the uma in the race, so you probably want to do the 3* umas first
>>556432216There are daily missions to challenge each one.
>>556432196nyaruhodo
at least rebuild with the first spark level for the "hard" races, pick an OP uma with both mile/medium like suziemight as well get a few more points
>>556432263
>>556432325put salt on it
>>556432325...Can we see?
>there are retards here that missed a rainbow shard because they didnt login for 5 daysLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>556432216if you're capped on gems on all of them sure
>>556432325bleach removes it off plastic, no idea about human flesh or teiobuhi skin
Why do you guys Gaslight the shards so muchIt's one thing to gaslight your opponents during CMs, but why must you cause distress over an item.
Couldn't the game, you know, just give me 3* guts at least?
what's the deal with this all uma banner thing I've been hearing about?
>>556432418
i'm missing shards because i burned out during that one fuji kiseki showtime event
>>556432325lick it off
>>556432595you can open the game and look right now
>>556432343>>556432284We don't have that yet, the skill just goes up to 3 right now and only gives bonus stats/great mood chance up so you're gonna have to spend jellies or be conservative with your reward picks
>>556432325Teiobros... You actually don't live like this don't you...?
>>556431973The boy is a great parent.
>>556432325Why are there slugs in your kitchen anyways
>>556432660fair enough, that was dogshit
>>556432620
Well /vg/, where's YOUR platinum?
Gentildonna is cute.
>>556432832My dog ate it
>carnival spark applies retroactively to a started careerNeat
>>556432819
>>556432971that's rare
>>556432971You don't get the skill though
what's this carnival race
kingu
>>556432464Cyjews was evil with that legend race
>only goes up to rank 3So no rank 15 2FAST2FURIOUS races that actually look like they do in the movies?
>>556429834stop saying that
>>556432458See what? The slug or the feet? I cleaned my feat in the shower with water and tissues so there's nothing there. Here's the slug >>556432764I dunno they come inside from the fields nearby and they always come back after I kill them
>>556433001
>>556433204No your tits are just fucking big,
>>556433117So basically you get extreme mode, it just slaps the race bonus skill on the winner and it transfers from parent to child, and the child winning a race post-career levels it up to pass on to the next kid.
why are teioposters like this
>>556433198teiobros... ovr repvtation...
>>556432571after like 20 runs of Digitan pure G1 spamfest parent run attempts I pray for even a 2 star sprint spark on her so I can end this farce
>>556433118kingu's fuzzy umanko
>>556433204
>>556432464Some do it for the love of the game
>>556433198Teioslugs...
>>556431070>you're simply saying that the game sucksI mean, yeah? Nobody has ever praised Umamusume's gameplay loop.It's all about the dopamine hit of watching races and interacting with the girls.
>>556432325Nigga you are disgusting, the slugs keep coming back because of the filth and food remains on your kitchen floor, clean your fucking house, and apply salt on all the small cracks from where the slugs could be coming from, jesus christ
>Deiri reisu>Muun raito show>Munnies>HAI, TAIKI SHUTTRE DESU>OHAYOOOOOO>(10 Dirt shoes requested)
>>556433198
obese and gay teioslugbros...
>>556433391
she's growing larger by the day...
>>556433198slugs dont just crawl into your house unless you leave your door open or live in a run down shack
>>556433198i see something new here every day
>>556433198Buhislug
Teiobros are always the most interesting posters in these threads
>>556433507
>>556433198Teiobros...
>>556433563
>>556433198I just got this event from my failed Sprint (B) Tamamo. Seems very fitting
Soo... Anybody got good parent IDs for an upcoming Aquarius Dirt CM? IDs for Grandparent runs?I don't wanna stuck again in a situation where every useful parent in a global server is unavailable and full.What do you want from them anyway? Something like 6* Mile and 3* Dirt, if we're talking about B-rank dirt Umas?Is Mummy Creek still relevant or is there a much better options for inherits.
>>556433198never change teiofags
>>556424217My bad, I didn't see the tiny reserved text until the end
>>556433503>>556433603We live right next to huge fields, I get weird bugs all the time, sometimes even scorpians though very rarely. The slugs started coming recently and we don't get a lot of cockroaches in the Summer since the slugs came. Dunno if that's a coincidence or not but I'd rather have slugs than roaches
for me, it's her
because of unity i forgot how much I FUCKING HATE KARAOKE
>>556433771aren't people saying mant releases midway through that cm why bother
>>556433846Are you an elf?
>>556433738gn
>>556433771A&S, OG Pasa, Mummy Creek, Pump Iron (redshift for lates/ends by extension), and probably 1 or 2 accels that I'm forgetting
>>556433738TRAINER DO NOT TOUCH I REPEAT DO NOT TOUCH
did we roll all uma
Got Riko date early
Training for sprint sucks. Training for dirt will suck. This game has given me no sprint or dirt umas.
>>556433896No just a Europoor from the rural areas of poor Europe
Uhhh wasn't there supposed to be a selector ticket
>>556433895mant might leak into finals if they don't adjust the times. Like we had no reason for a new scenario leaking since on jp CM marks the end of a scenario usually
wtf no one told me you had to race el condor pasa and if you dont it expires
>>556433846hobbit bros
>>556434108I hate it because I don't have mummy creek and I'm trying to mutate umas
i like umamusume i hate existing
>>556434060Got TaikiAnd a few dupesSparking with dailies so still have pulls leftBut that’s itGlad a lot of people had good luck with it but I got a less than ideal rollHope I get one more new 3* with dailies
>>556434108there's a banner to fix that RIGHT NOW
I also had slugs in my kitchen floor for a time because of the humidity of my backyard, leave teiobro alone
so this event is just an excuse to use your jelly right
>>556434108KINO CMs>Medium>MileSLOP CMs>Sprint>Dirt>Long
>>556434108Same. I've been grinding for my own Mile sparks to mutate my Teio and other honses for dirt CM but the game just wont give it to me. I already have a borrow ready to mutate her to Mile A and Dirt D and others to Mile A nd Dirt B~A when combined with the Mile spark I'm grinding.
For the people who rolled on the all-uma banner: How big was your stable before rolling?
>>556429872>raped 806 times, maybe more, I don't remember>couldn't find my oshiI don't want to play this game anymore...
>>556433771It's a mile CM, you want a dirt parent that doesn't have urara as part of her bloodline and high affinity. Which is hard so you may want a grandparent to make your own parent.Pic related, what I'm borrowing as a grandparent, 40 races with dirt*3 and blue*3. You may be looking for something better but the idea is the same, you want a grandparent or parent with dirt sparks and high affinity. This is for one side, the other parent is what you will actually use, like a Seiun parent with groundwork and mile bloodline, or an Oguri parent with pulse and mile sparks, or whatever you use for mile CM.
Bet! Woooo!
>>556434381Nah sprint is sovl due to all the people mutating random bullshit into sprinters for fun.
The Carnival skill will also disappear after the even ends?
best dirt uma until Rickey is literally on rateup for another week yet you're crying about not having a team for CM10you have no one to blame but yourself
https://litter.catbox.moe/zkyvbo.zip
>>556425109How'd you complete it so fast
>>556434891
I may be ugly but I am not that bald, fat or brown.Also my dick isn't that thick.
>>556434462Good enough that I could have skipped it, but I was still missing a lot of important umas that I was hoping to grab some of
>>556434832nyes
Aelred... N-no... We were just making mambo great, we were on the cusp of victory... Why now? ;_;
>>556434891me in the back
Don't tell me the carnival bonus spark act like a normal spark and can fucking do nothing and not proc on inspirations
>>556435092nyo...
>>556433928>>556434534Concise and actionable intel, appreciate it /uma/dacchis.
I'm going to be find the rare skelly Teiobro and RAPE him.
>>556435092>shit event>boring cm>a month out to the next scenarioComing back nice and refreshed isn’t a bad idea
>>556435092>doxxingI know it's him but still...
>>556435092IT'SIT'S ALL FUCKING OVERWHY WOULD YOU QUIT NOT LIKE YOU DIDN'T FLATLINE FOR A WEEK ALREADY BEFORE
>>556435092Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>556435092Mambros.... your highest earner........
>>556435092Hey look it's THE OG flatliner
Farming for Sprint CM fucking sucks
>>556435092wave goodbye to your $4 of in game currency
>>556435092You faggot come back to the club the rule's literally just don't flatline for 3 days. That's one botched career for 3 days
all uma haul>new bono + 1 dupe>new og teio>new child bride>1 curren dupenot bad desunow who do I spark?suzukaseiunhoguri
Autis/uma/ has an open slot by the way
>>556435092This flatlining nigger is finally leaving? Thank God
I have no sympathy for you fags quitting after you kicked me for flatliningIn fact I hope more of you die out I'm comfy in /v/ma which has way better threads and the people there don't live in hovels infested with slugs
>>556435092Nyooo Aelred...
>>556435495Suzuka 100%
>>556435092We should have known, bros... all those flatlining were signs of burnout... yet we just bullied him instead of helping...Another legend is gone...
>>556435495suzuka for runaway memesseiun if you're parent farming
my first accu in 300 unity...
>>556435527ra...
>>556433183Never.Sex with Gold City's thighs
>I have no sympathy for you fags quitting after you kicked me for flatlining>In fact I hope more of you die out I'm comfy in /v/ma which has way better threads and the people there don't live in hovels infested with slugs
>>556435092oh nyooo not the celebrity :////
>>556435527>flatnigger cryingLeeching off /v/ sounds good for you kind good riddance.
>>556435092Mambo S-rank club soon??????????
Dropped 200 pulls on the all-uma banner >Taishin>Brian>Both Rudolfs>Festival Gold City>Wedding Air Groove>Manhattan Cafe>Special Week>Used the pity on NY OperaTime to explode! Feels good having actual new trainees now, the last new one I got was back during the .5 anniversary
>>556435608>>556435642Trvke... I can just borrow Seiunbut does no one recommend Hoguri, for real?
>>556435068>
>>556435527Of course you'd have the need to tell that to the class
>>556435895Anal idol
>>556435840Because everyone saw how overrated and gamble her recovery last cm.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE I GOT A DUPE ON THE PAID BANNER
>Use the free carnival tickets>Biwa dupeYay!
Falco, GO AWAY
>>556435623What is a burnout
>>556436019I want to kiss the flat part of her chest.
>>556425763I have 99 Maru pieces, so it'd only take me 50 days....but when do those legend races start? September? I don't want to spend all of 2026 without my oshi........
What a boring, shitty mechanic.
>>556436002Bro, I got Taiki three times on paid banners. She was the first Uma I picked, too.
>>556436042Mmmnyo
>>556436060It's a retro game franchise
>>556435092>Dancho dead and burned out of tryhards>Aelred burned out tooWho do I make fun of inside Mambo now...
just
>>556436060Sweep this sweep that, how about you sweep your floor for once
>>556435989hmmmmmmlegend race might be in in a month with suzuka, so I'll just get hoguri for now. Good input though
>>556436270
>>556435840>but does no one recommend Hoguri, for real?you missed two CMs already and evo skills are coming, what's the point
>>556436169It's literally 2 free rainbow shards just by spamming your best mile/medium Uma and using up your hoard of carrot jellies
>>556436359>and evo skills are coming2 more weeks bros
>>556435495Reminder runaway Suzuka isn't unobtainable in MANT
>>556435840There's a chance Cygames will do another rugpull with evolved skills in 1st anni. Just hodl your ticket. Honestly, I recommend selecting NYOpera instead if you like fronts and pace.
>>556436268the botters
>>556436368i'm the most honest trainer and the only one who does the event properly
Do we have any more free pulls on the fuku banner?
Mambo is a sweaty S chasing club now they are no sovl anymore.Buttsweat is my favorite club now.
>>556436603nyo
>>556436603we already got 100 pull its over
>>556435092do you want the real answer or a bullshit answer
>>556436550how did youget that condor costume? i just started and have been investing a lot in her.
>>556435092idk why but people who have/use old anglo-saxon names in the modern day are always gigantic faggots
>>556435272I'm starting to feel it too desu. Currently game has nothing new to offer and even after MANT it will return to the repetitive game it is.I'm currently coping with mutating umas for CMs
>>556436671from options
>>556436667Let's hear the realest of answers
>>556436667Bullshit answer
>>556436667Both is good
>>5564361491.5 is still a long ways off (Probably 6-7 months). It's fine to pull her if you really like her, but as a f2P it's just inefficient, especially if there are other uma's that become harder to get over time. You'll really kick yourself if you have all these dailly legends and none of them are worth doing.
>>556436550can you run pasa against the event pasa?
>>556436709that is a five month old pasta
>>556435092now who will i mock... (kiunai)
>>556432334Nope. Only thing I can think about is that at some point I missed the extra tab of legend races since it's slightly hidden? Or maybe there was something else to some of the career events that I didn't notice
>>556436884Probably not, but I haven't tried yet
>>556436480is NY opera that important? Kinda forgot about her so I guess I'll weight in between the fatty and opeI like both oguri and opera, desu. But my dirt team is kinda in the dumps so obuhi would help.
>>556436889Can't really mock Kiunai. Guy's literally just following(abusing) the rules
>>556435495Suzuka will be dailly legendable in a month. Just wait for her.
>>556430206God I hope this isn't true because otherwise Super Creek is never getting to MLB.I already have a hoarding problem, I still haven't used the free SSR selector...
>>556436550Does the carnival spark fire 100% during inspiration? It's mega bullshit if it's doesn't
>>556436886That's perfectly edible
>>556436884No, I have a cemetery full of og pasas and they are all disabled
>>556436946She spikes in importance once we reach Grand Live, but she's still usable now.
>>556436946She's a permanent grandparent for fronts until EOS
Does Mayano suck?
>>556436989i know... i'm glad we bullied el into being a high earner though
>>556437071She can barely get it past her teeth
>>556436483holy shit youre obsessed like /v/ is with trannies lmao
>"don't pull for the all uma banner it's for whales">????>"i dunno bwos im feeling burnout thers nothing new for me in the game to do, besides hoarding carats to grow my carat pile, also I am F2P and proud"every time
>>556436671newcutie in 2026?!
>>556437023You get the skill right away after starting a career >>556433032
200 pulls on the only dupes I got were Oguri and the second Fukukitaru, I'd say this was a successful banner for me.
>>556437183cope
>>556437037>>556437070what about as main ace? I know I'm not gonna bother too much with parent autism since it drains the fun out of the game. I'm just gonna borrow
>>556437094El redeemed himself. Hopefully Kiunai will too
>>556434461Is that supposed to be Doto?
>>556437183okay?
>>556437132lmaoyou must be one of the lines in that image
>>556437132He sounds like a bot himself kek
>>556437232very nice anonit's great not for meta, but for fun and longevity of your enjoyment of the game
>>556437265She's whatever as an ace.
>>556437297It's Tsuyoshi. She shares the same VA as Bocchi
>>556436761>>556436783>>556436829Both it is.bullshit answer: I'm burned outreal answer: the account I used in Mambo was an alt account I created so I could choose Maruzensky. it's been difficult to handle two accounts and I often flatline in one or the other. That's mostly why I flatlined for a week and a half in November. Now that I've pulled Maruzensky on my main account I'm focusing on that one.I hope you get a newfren soon, and may he never flatline like I did
Is Fuku better than Kita for fan runs
>>556437348Actual schizoid
>>556436667Give me the trvthnuke anon. I can take it.
>>556437273we know he's going to continue to request dirt shoes and do the bare minimum until the club collapses due to danchud
>>556437348Incredibly pathetic, brown behavior
>>556437430big if truewhat a whore
>>556437430
>>556437348KWAB
>>556437414thanks, I know what I need then
>>556437443>>556437452uh oh Mambo botters are having a melty
I see that they've added the same scamcha banners as before. When do we get the selector tickets?
>>556437265As always with year 1 parents/grandparents, she's usable right now until more umas come out then she gets power creeped. If you're gonna ace her then she's unusable for sprint/dirt unless you're into mutating, next CM after that is long and she'll be going against VBourbon/Kitasan Black as front
>>556437430Two timer
>>556437430You can still stay in the club silly no one really cares that much (at least I don't I'm burnt out too)
>>556437430Your real answer sounds retarded but abusing Mambo club and dumping them is based so I don't mind
>>556437094>this is a high earnerI mean, he's the OG flatliner that caused the whole Mambo drama but still...
>Finally get 3* sprint spark>2 white sparks>1* gutsHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>556437430I'VE ALWAYS KNEW YOU'RE VERY AWARE OF WHATS HAPPENING THE THREADS YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGBased desu if real I had my fun during your flatlining
Is the ideal way to get an SS guild to have 29 instances of sweepy running on 29 alt accounts 24/7?
>>556437430AELRED WAS THE MAMBO MOLE THIS WHOLE TIMEI'm literally crying and shaking and pissing my pants right now holy shit this is the biggest truthnuke we've received since danchou's intercontinental flight schedule was revealed
>>556437430>someone in my club just pulled maruTHIS BETTER NOT BE S
>>556437660usable, sprint doesn't need much stat anyway
>>556437660for my own peace of mind I just memoryhole myself into thinking those were 1* pinks
Curren's whore, and Umanko is wet.What's new?
>>556437547This game deserves to be botted
>>556437430I HATE AELRED
>>556437635OG flatliner is aelred el just did it too and then spawned the schizo mambot guy
>>556437214Yes. My best friend convinced me to try it. I joined because of Rice Shower's irl story and stayed for her and especially El Condor and Taiki. I won my first Ura finale with Rice. I plan on watching meta builds for these girls soon. Haven't been taking much of it seriously
>>556437635
>mambo is alt centrallmaooooooo
>>556437860alt AND bot central
>>556437860I have an alt in (You)r club too, you just don't know it yet
But does your danchou sponsor Tokyo vacations for the whole club? Yeah I thought so
This is the club drama you wished for
>>556437430That's a very Curren thing to do. I ain't even mad just hope you at least made one final flatlining drama before you abayo'd
>>556437430Ok the real question on everyone's mindWhat's the other club....
>>556437430>aelred might be in YOUR club right now
>>556437916We're closing old stories and preparing for some MANT stuff, feedback is appreciated
>>556437430Man I would never play and contribute fans on a 2nd account knowing I'm gonna dump it in the future
>Big Pack is $70>Apple and Google take 30% out of appstore/playstore transactions>Cygames gets $49 for every big pack>Jump through hoops to use the webstore to pay directly>Cygames gets a 42% increase to it's profits>I only get 10% more carats>they're not even paid caratsThis is criminal. They're making more money, I want an equally proportional increase to the product I'm buying. Buying a limited big pack from the cygames webstore should give 10650 paid carats. Anything less is bullshit.In 6 months I might buy my carats from the playstore out of spite.
LB1 FM is pretty decent. Sucks that the RB is only 6 though, lowkey tanking my SP gain.
>>556437916We're just concluding one of Mambo's arc. The Aelred arc.Next would be Danchud's arc if he continues to be fucking dead
>>556438139I lowkey think the club is going to implode soon we're about to drop a+ and danchud has been flatlining for over a month
are there actual clubs with a high-earner danchou
Umas for this feel?
>>556438224I think it's all because of the danchud bullying got into him or that he never really wanted to be in A+ or feel the pressure of an A+ club. There's also the officers that went into command recently, and maybe he felt he's unneeded anymore.
>>556438324AlmondLove danchou carries their club hard, he can just disband that shit and move to A+.
>>556438224>we're about to drop a+Well that's not surprising considering most have already said they're taking it easy this month multiple times. The A+ was literally for the meme
WHY I'M ONLY GETTING EXTREME MAYAN PASA!Her regular version still have 3 stars left!!!WTFFFF
b+ is the best
>Joins Mambo on an altLEMAO MAMBO IS A SIDE BITCH
you just know its the freaks from mambo that always start club drama
>>556438345Well the only noble thing to do is to step down
>>556437669I didn't mean to cause a problem with flatlining, genuinely sorry about that. When danchou recruited me back in August I thought "5d absent toreinas get bonked' just meant logins, and that nobody cared. I assumed that was right and didn't clarify. I didn't even realize anons were upset when I cheered the new rule. Heh.
>>556438345>There's also the officers that went into command recentlyAre the officers actually supposed to do something?
>>556437430could it be...?
M-mambo?
>>556438370True, I don't care that much but it doesn't make me feel hopeful for the future
>>556438501I'm glad my club is never involved in any of this attentionwhoring drama tranny faggotry
>>556438397Don't say that...
>>556438627officers can send invites, iirc
>>556437430Wait a fucking minute, are you on my club?
>>556438665
>>556438665Don't post my wife with no clothes
>>556438665aerodynamic lol
>>556438602do you know danchou irl? that's why i thought he kept you around. (don't take the bullying personally I just didn't want to drop to b+)
>>556438641>he's flatlining in his main as wellBRO
>>556438665I need umanko
>>556438665Delicious
>>556438665Is that a trace over a 3D model?
>>556438731are you in HonseFun? then yes
>>556438878its either a trace or trace of ai these days
>>556438886Ah, different guy then, someone from my club just got Maru
>>556438775no, I don't know anyone from /uma/ irlI've been on 4chan for a bit, if harsh words on the internet bothered me it'd be embarrassing at this point
>>556438602I'd be real. Your only real fault is flatlining, which started it, but ultimately the blame can be with Danchud for rejecting to enforce the rules he, himself, set up. I just knew you were at least aware of what was happening and never believed the reasoning others were saying that you're not in the threads to see the drama. Most of those who are upset aren't the anons in here but anons INSIDE Mambo, and mostly with Danchud. But at least I had my fun during your flatlining like I said earlier.
I never flatline.
So why is 70% of the club flatlining?
>>556437430One of Mambo's Four Kings here.>flatlined>said he was just burnt out>actually he was playing with another club while denying us a spot to invite for an active playerThis is the closest thing to being cuckolded that can happen to uma players. Aelred the betrayer literally made us into his cucks. No club has faced a humiliation greater than this. All I can hope for is that the bull club was not /uma/ so we don't have to suffer their smug bullying. I am going to enter my mind palace and meditate on these events, suffice to say that today is a day that will live in uminfamy.
>>556439186look behind you
>still dead as hell anywayYeah, /uma/ is finished
>>556439018damn, well if the club doesn't blow up due to danchud's incompetence feel free to come back. you're way better than faggots like kiunai
>>556438665look how flat she is
next thread can't be any worse
>>556439243dead game, just collecting carats for Vbannerwill come back for MANT
B-bros. I finally got the club drama that I've been yearning for since last year.I think I can quit for good now.
Cygames' approved autoplay with MANT release, trust
Fire the localization team
>>556439243Alts parked in Mambo to drop their rank. I have 3 of them myself and I run around one or 2 careers a day on each of them with Sweep
>>556439243because the game isn't fun anymore
>two runs one day>one run on the other sometimestake it easy
When is MANT predicted to come out? I was thinking of sparking Suzuka, but realized she might not be viable in any of the CMs before MANT.
>>556439243sprint grinding fucking sucks man. I go full autist mode if I can train an oshi for CM but mutating my favorites for sprint is soul killing.
>>5564393509 days of drama left bwo
>>556439243I'm trying my best but I understand why most people won't reel in big numbers during a sprint CM prep period
>>556439378Why does Tama have maggots in her food
>>556439312I like my current club, but if I burn out I'll consider it. 40M/month is a lot sometimes.
>>556425231>>556435495>>556427073>>556434350>>556428248Was considering the all-uma banner but I think these results convinced me not to. I'm planning to spark the VBourbon and Brian/Seiun banner anyways. Hoping I get decent spooks then.
>>556439560>>556439550fuck sprintsdeny sprintsmutate a long uma and run all the triple crowns.
>>556439569she was dumpster diving anon, although they call it freecycling these days
>>556439483half a career today since it's tama first one
>>556439243This month is gonna be a lot more lax after last month and they've said that a lot of times already. Doesn't help that it's sprint cm either
Oguri took my S virginity, pls say something nice to her
>>556439378>これがウチらのいか焼きや!Okay, how would you translate this?
I REALLY FUCKING HATE TENNO SHO SPRING
>>556439634Same. I sparked it, got 6 umas, and am going to have to do a coin toss to decide between Red Maruzensky and Narita Brian. I can't fucking decide
>>556439378>datsheeeeeeeeeeit dats some DOPE ahhhh squid
>>556438886>the soulful low profile club is the home of one of the biggest /uma/ legendsNow that's a good plot twist
>>556439665not them but I've been doing that and even with Rice, and currently doing it with Tama. It was fun but my clocks have been reduced to around 640 from 680~690
>>556439721>This is our fireflies!easy
>>556439665Heh I already have some aces I consider good for Sprint CM and I don't want to bother much with it cause it's the most RNG one we're getting so farI'm just doing parent runs and I occasionally do a NY Haru run to try and mutate her for sprint
>>556437430jesus christ this is literal cuckoldry how can mambo ever recover? aelred is one of the OGs, its like discovering that WT snacks was an ebaumsworld admin on the side, our trust is forever shaken
>>556439826>believing lies on the internet>oguri pic relatedor . . . does he
>>556439378you know, these posts make sense when you're the poster, but being the reader they're incomprehensibletake 10 more seconds and properly rant about the issue, I have no fucking clue what you're talking about and it makes you look schizo
>>556439484first week of march, most likely in the middle of CM10
it never stops surprising me how bold umas become over time
>>556439665I feel like I'm wasting my uma's potential if I don't run at least one of the triple crowns
>>556439750just buy an acceleration skill beforehand bwo
>>556439961OH YEAH HE WAS ONE OF THE EARLIEST MEMBERS I COMPLETELY FORGOT
>>556439378 (Me)>>556439721>>556439975Sorry, there's actually nothing wrong with the picture. There was a piece of dirt on my screen over an L that made it look like it said "grilied"BUT I'm still pissed about what they did to Flash's advent calendar scene, so I will not delete my post.
>>556438886>>556439296>His main club is HonsefunSo it was an /uma/ club. Mambo century of humiliation begins now.
is this mambo discord?
>>556440118have you seen danchud? we've been doing the long march since it began
>>5564402104chan is rebranding soon to 4mambo
>>556439679It took me 3 days to finish xoguri's career
everyone club should have 1 spot dedicated to a bot account to farm fans
>>556439296>denying usWhy didn't your danchou just kick him?
>>556439991At this rate they’ll end up adding one who’s your fiancee from the very beginning
I just pray danchud isn't reading the thread right now. He might fucking kill himself or kill the club
My club doesn't want to join852207428522074285220742Come
>>556439750Seiun Sky...
>>556439705she took mine too, except it was xoguhoping that my next will be my wife luna, but i doubt it
>>556439961wtf are you talking about? Fucking zoomer brainrot
>>556439296hes not in autis/uma/ so its not us mambwo....
>>556440375I don't want to join either
>>556440359danchud doesn't even open the game why would he bother being here
I flatlined for a week and didn't get kicked. I don't know if Danchou didn't notice or if he cut me some slack because it gets harder to recruit people, but thank you Danchou
>>556427347Great, now I hate magical girls.
>>556437430>>556438501>those filenames>also both curren whorehmmm...
>>556440359Danchud doesn't even play the game I doubt he reads the thread
Keep talking shit about dancho and he's going to log in on the 28th to disband the club
so has there been much all spark sufferposting or only trolls claiming its good?
>>556440359danchou reads all threads. This is why I shit talk all of them so each of them feels miserable
>>556439991who's this?
>Make club>Don't playhmm?
Danon Decile not surviving this one
>>556439991Who?
>>556440210You can tell mambo is one of the only clubs that actually doesn't use discord because they all just use this fucking thread instead.
>>556427564Falco wouldn't say this
>>556440620they coordinate in discord to shitpost their sad club at the same time
Ardan's two big fat fucking breastsss She has two fucking titties, two big, large tittiessss I want to make them bounce and fuck em'! One big fat tit and then her other big fat tit too!! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghh, paizuri ardann paizuri!!!
>>556440375They look so retarded
>>556439296Wasn't he also called Danchous boyfriend cause Danchou refused to kick him but kicked other flatliners? Or was that another guy?
is this a raid?
>>556440569i hope he fucking does
>get bono>she isn't even meta in sprint cmwhat is this slampig good for
>>556440686That was Ra
>>556440402Good luck training her to S rank bro
>>556440604Anon, Danon Decile already beat Calandagan in the Sheema last year. He's a strong hors
>>556440731Feeding you and the children you two will have together
>teioposters are fat and have slugs in their home>mambo cuckedWHAT A FUCKED UP DAY
>>556428379I love her to bits.
>>556440578the banner's a calculated risk. If your stable is small, the banner gets progressively better of a deal. I STILL got 3 dupes, Biwa, Opera O, and OG McQueen. MOTHERFUCKERBut I got 6 new umas, three of them I really wanted. So for me it was great. That's 7 new umas I've gotten this past month, I'm fucking happy, because I STILL get to spark VBourbon in two weeks and maybe Rudolf, Sky, Brian, Cafe, Oguri, or Falco will spook me.
cap52887615
Which club was the bigger meme, CUMA or Mambo?
>>556440739No he's correct. He was called dancho's boyfriend because he didn't kick him and instead kicked a Raisu trainer which is probably >556435527
>>556427564They also share the same trainer and take turns, except Falco. She only watches
>>556440731have to wait until her ult gets buffed down the line
>>556440603I do that
>>556440675many are saying this
>>556440604ALL IN ON ETHICAL DIAMOND, THE BC TURF WINNER
She wears glasses on her mask.
>>556425448also we dont have club drama at the moment, which is another plus i guess
>>556440874aidan was a faggot and deserved to be kicked too
Luna-chan sex
I'm glad us CreekGODS do not have such a shameful rep.
>people are done mutating their pasaShe's so fucking strong actually. I can't win. Muri~
>>556440675But Bright is bigger
>>556440826HOLY MOTHER OF CUTE
>>556440867no cap!!
>wanted Biwa since I began playing>luckily get her without sparking on the megabanner>first half of her career is dedicated to her annoying friends ("Ugh, whatever, go away.") ("UWAAAAAA")>second half is about contemplation, hair care, and love for her sisterThe writers should either improve the friends or make the latter the entire career.
>>556440858if youre missing a ton, yeah, perhaps, and none of the uma banners nearby are more appealing. You had an extremely lucky 200 though. I had a similarly lucky spark on the way to Tam, but my spark on the way to s.maru was miserable. And i got 0 rainbows from all 100 free. so yeah. If there's not an uma you specifically want to spark though, its 100% not worth it
It's sunday yet?
>>556440363
>>556440684You don't say they when talking about an individual in this case Falco you say she.
>>556440805I have neicha for that
>>556441074I want an entire story about caring for Biwa's hair (and body) while she strategizes.
>>556441128>tore PPlewd.
>>556441074if you don't like BNW you don't like biwa
Uma stabber is my new uma oshi
>>556437430I can't believe the Aelred I loved turned out to be an Altred
>>556440994How are the Creek skellyfags holdin up?
Is Akebono actually not meta? She spooked me and I'm only running her cause I thought she was meta
>>556440867falco won. I'm too lazy to post more. another39029817
>>556440994Are CreekGODS watching the shotacon anime?
Mambo
>>556439991Why she has a yandere look in the 2nd pic?
If weren't for these silly little dramas I would have quit the game already. Never change /uma/
If you spark an alt, do you also get the original character?
>>556441414this but the random umaporn posting at 9 am
>>556441146>an entire story about caring for Biwa's hairI don't have time to read all that!
>>556441431.......ask yourself if Cyjews would be THAT generouscome now
>>556441431nyope
>>556441431no retard
>>556441475The costume is treated as such in the Home Screen, so I figured it would apply to the character.Too bad.
>>556441337Mambos momma won98422916cap
>>556441431Sadly no
>>556434891Me in the front
Best thread we had in a while
One more room730091847300918473009184
>>556441574i mean you get the "character" but you can't use the original costume. For all intents and purpose they are now your trainee. They have the same story and career and will hang around your lobby and you can bond them and such
>>556441431you dont even get the og outfit without having the og too
>>556438886ntaWait, whatWho are youI feel like I accidentally planted a pipe bomb in my clubWho are you
>>556441694I can't find this mahjong room
>>556441667>Mambo will begin background checks on new recruits going forwardhahahahahahahaa
>>556441769we already have been...
>>556441256Aelred the betrayer was the main. WE were the alts.
>>556441431You get everything about that character except the original racing outfit and playing the career as them
>>556441270Doing fine, Winter is still kicking my butt.Wish I had Creek to feed me though..>>556441353Of course. Even if it's animated with the budget of 2 yen, I will be there to listen to Yuuki Kana's voice!
>>556441749I was just lying for fun on the internet, pay me no mind, anon. HonseFun is safe
>>556441759Works for me :)
>>556441694I would join again if no one else is joining before 15m left
fuzzy umanko
I will be infiltrating Mambo soon believe me!
>>556441904what's with the low quality?
>>556441749But he said his club's quota is 40M/monthlyIT DOESN'T ALIGN AND MAKE SENSE WHICH /uma/ CLUBS ARE 40M MONTHLY
>>556441851I guess there's no way to figure out if a toreina has alt accountsI'm retarded........
any A/A+ club with an openingtried using the club list and the search in-game doesn't work
>>556441904Likely cope.>Every club is now going to be looking for aelred in their ranks now
Nah kill yourself tranny janny
>>556441074I liked it
>>556441625seems i might need a GW pasa or falcos gonna torment me like cancer... Been trying a LS taiki but man, OYL will not fuckin fire. Idk how any late can win on this track when cant even rely on OYL
I actually thought today was going to be the anniversary celebrations. I'm kinda disappointed.
>>556442108The only one with 40M monthy is umaoooo
>>556442158what's your id?
>>556440518I noticed, I try to be graceful and keep people if it looks like they have intentions of playingIf you continue to keep up a particular pattern of not playing however, I might not be as nice next time around, whenever that might be
>>556441759We need to play umajong again someday. I miss it.
>>556442158mambo
>>556441074i love brian
>>556442080I had to resize it because 4chan wouldn't let me upload it, and I'm a techlet so I just let 4chan resize it
>>556442234I installed MS cause no one likes RC or amatsuki
>>556442158Autis/uma/, AlmondLove, and Mambo currently have free slots.
Why does Mambo always have the most drama compared to the other uma clubs?
>>556441694>One Falco late starts and is instantly blocked by all the pace chasers leaving other Falco to run off.>Wedding Groove charges forward then gives up and falls back instantly squashing the entire field and letting Falco run off.>Falco still didn't win.What a dumb race.
>>556442384They are the gift that keeps on giving
>>556442212123490541686>>556442365i use the ingame search and it just lists D clubs or nothing, for any of the listed clubs in the op link
>>556442384its just a community joke at this point. Some people made fun of it for something then it just became the cool thing to do to make fun of it.
>>556442384partly streisand effect partly mambo danchou is a fucking retard
faggots can you move on already
naked natie
>>556442435I had my hopes up that I'll finally get a good placement before or until late-race then everyone just paced down and never recovered it was funny to see.
>>556442384It's simply chance, and a self-fulfilling prophecy>anons decide to dramamonger about Mambo>Mambros post club chat whenever anything happens, like a flatlining nigger>or someone who cucked them>literallyso it's a mutually feeding symbiosis, and sometimes it's even almost entertaining. Watching some faggot use the Curren image I created to declare himself cucking Mambo was genuinely funny.
>>556440518Danchode here. I definitely noticed. But I let it slide because I had sex with your mom last month.
shittiest thread in a while
>>556442384We tank the shitposting so your club doesn't have to. You're welcome
>half TP if overWTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
>>556442513sent you an invite!
>>556442745Thank god, 60 TP runs here we go!
>>556442585Ra...
>>556442513Ingame search is mostly shit. If you really want to find a specific club then you have to hit all the filters until it hit the very same settings(Approval only, Invites only, etc) to find them.That's why it's better to advertise yourself in the threads.
>>556442732My club is good so nobody would shitpost about it tho
>Riko appears before green barDid they change this just today?
>>556442745>he didn't spend all morning grinding TP down to as close to 0 before 2pmngmi
>bakushin's affinity is so low I can't get a single turf procit's over
>>556442936Yeah sure, everyone thinks that at first kek
>>556442937no it has been here for weeks
I think Almondlove SUCKS
bakusexo
>>556443041BIG THINK
Hachimibros where the fuck is our drama
>>556443120You suck
>>556443120being pedophiles isn't drama on 4chan.
>>556436996>Suzuka will be dailly legendable in a month. Just wait for her.why would you do this? Just come onto the internet to tell lies?
i've been playing this game since launch and i only realized today that the year 2 summer choice is always top power bottom gutsi know all the other set choices but for some reason never noticed this one
>>556443041>FM>NN>CurrenHoly Oinker
>>556443258daily legend races start next month bwo
>>556443312Anon, haha... are you, perhaps...a little slow
>>556443258Daily legend races are scheduled for 1st anni which means MANT. She's on the opening roster no?
nooooi miss half energy careers already
>>556442745SWEEPY BROS NOT LIKE THIS
>>556443426yes
>>556443589>>556443589>>556443589new
so what does having a bad aptitude for a type of track or style actually do?
>>556438038making alt accounts is stupid. I shouldn't have done it. I picked Maruzensky, and luckshitted Falco and Oguri, who both turned into my favorites. I knew what I was doing by then so I dumped all my other carats into supoka, and my support deck was a lot stronger than my main account deck. But gradually it's too much to keep up with, so after about a month of fantasizing Cygames would allow me to merge accounts, I deleted the alt. Getting Curren Chan was the trigger, love that little minx now.
>>556443610less speed less power less wit position keep
>>556443810I see, so your hors just sucks more overall if she isn't suited to it
>>556443312Are you the same guy who thought the number in the positions for races is the number of the umas bracket?
>>556441885Me too. Sometimes it's so easy to forget to eat when you're on the computer for so long.
>>556441431you get "the character" however you don't get the OG ult, potential skills, costume, and costume events
>>556443893Yeah, you can cope with B sometimes for the CM but generally you want A on everything and S on Distance/Turf.
>>556442937yea seemingly
Ok so the Uma shards and Shoes aren't fixed drops. We actually need to deplete our jellies just to get all the limited race rewards because there is a chance we wouldn't even get any.
>>556441005Actually Ardan is bigger, just slightly bigger. But Bright will be my second favorite when she comes out. Great rack, cute, and nice design.
>>556445303made for paizuri marathons.
Ready 4 dirst CM :DI win :D
