#Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/#Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245#News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439#Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>556431608
We're 20% of the way towards the next aggie!
Hussy hijack lul
Why was Ashley's child nickname Leyley? Like how does one even think of it? Why not something like Ash?
>>556727627>Why not something like Ash?She's not a tranny.
>>556727684idgi
>>556727684But with your help, we can change that!
Little brothers thinking they have any authority over their older sisters is delusional. In particular with large age gaps and for dumb, irrelevant stuff like OSs.
>>556728564One day, otoutos will answer for their crimes
>>556728564Anekis are low maintenance until you need to change their minds.
>>556727684Are you implying it's a boys' name?Tbh I don't think she'd care. It's "cool" for a girl to have a boyish name, but not vice versa. I remember reading somewhere that there is a trend of boys' names becoming unisex names over time as more and more girls are named traditionally male names
>>556728748What crimes?
>>556728843Yeah, girls spaces are for girls and boys spaces are for everyone. Same trend.
>>556728843Ashley is itself a boy's name that became a girl's name, to the point that it is hardly given to boys anymore.
>>556728787aggie delivers
>>556728564>dumb, irrelevant stuff like OSsIf anon's sister found it dumb and irrelevant she wouldn't have been bringing it up constantly for months.
>>556729272There was a cartoon called recess, half the girls were called Ashley
>>556729412Rare Syl!
>>556729272it's so unfair! Girls are taking over our names! Soon all the names will be unisex names and eventually girl-only names! We'll have to start numbering boys instead, although I guess eventually girls will take numbers from us as well!
>>556728564/calg/ has taught me that being a guy with an older sister is a humiliation ritual. You will get abandoned. Always.
>>556729412She doesn't want solutions per se. She wants to bond, joke with him knowing they have a shared interest, vent about her frustations and have him share his own.Just replying "install linux bro, here's a guide" is dry.
>>556729269Don't worry, there will always be true girl-free space somewhere, like Thiu's bedroom
>>556730129Install BSD sishere's the handbook, the manfiles, the faq, the forums, and mailing lists.You're on your own.
>>556730367This whore deserves to use BSD, thanks for the idea
>>556730553BSD the Brother and Sister Distribution
>>556729269>boys spaces are for everyoneSave for your bedroom
>>556730671The Big Sister Distribution
>>556730671>>556730553Lewdismug, an artist who's drawn Coffin porn, also drew fanart of BSD.
>>556730129Exactly. Unless a woman explicitly asks for a solution, she is most likely just venting and maybe trying to bond. Be her rock, listen to what she has to say and just chat with her, make jokes where appropiate etc.You can offer a solution but absolutely do NOT insist on it UNLESS she asks for it.
>>556730816That's for my landlord.
>>556730870>You can offer a solution but absolutely do NOT insist on it UNLESS she asks for it.99% of brothers fail at this part
>>556730816imouto are bed and clothing thieves
>>556730129>>556730870She has a boyfriend for venting and moping. Her brother is trying to make her life better, she can either accept his help or stop pestering him with her nonsense if she doesn't want it.
>>556730848Speaking of mascot art Is there any way to make a cute girl puffy?
>>556731373I know it's a hard pill to swallow anon, but brothers are still men and sisters are still women. You need to act accordingly
>>556731373>anon is mad his sister comes to him for venting but refusing his advice>goes to /calg/ to vent and refuses adviceI will post this snake in place of a judgemental frog
What. is sister?
>>556733146Imagine, if you will, a floozy but worse
>>556662159>a fanbase of dudes that love incest, but are disgusted by two men kissingliterally this but quite the opposite around twitter, considering the ones who hates tcoaal for "romanticizing" incest are okay with fetishizing men and troonerism by unecessarily adding pooner scars on a male character and also being into feminization, bara and mpreg shitand yet they call us freaks for liking a nsfw adult game while they still watch children shows and games like spongebob and roblox at their late 20s in the same time
>>556733146She's a lot like you but with a vagina controlling her brain
>>556732917Ah, but Anon's advice to his sister would solve her problems and make her life easier while /calg/'s advice to anon would solve nothing.
>>556733146A woman that you don't hate.
>>556729870Stop resisting, #556729870. Hand over your first name peacefully and we'll allow you to live.
>>556733337At some point, you choose your helplessness
>>556733359steady on now, don't say something you'll regret
>>556733501Fortunately, Thiu's name is so dumb that no girl would want it.
>>556733908My beautiful newborn daughter Thiu Joutilainen Graves would beg to disagree
Just a thought, does this game attract people with parental issues? How many of you hate your parents?
Serious question, does Thiu (assuming Merge end) have a chance?
>>556734802I love my parents, so I can't relate to Our Heroesâ„¢'s parental issues. I'm aware of people with absolutely horrible parents though, so I wouldn't blame anyone for feeling like butchering and eating their parents.
>>556733146The BEST thing in the universe!
>>556701609>and farts in her sleepHow do you know this?...
What makes Ashley's anus so enticing? And why are girl anuses in particular so amazing?
>>556736147>What makes Ashley's anus so enticing?It's not.>And why are girl anuses in particular so amazing?They're not. They smell.
>>556736147Because bratty sisters are for hard anal correction>>556736426>They're not. They smell.That only makes them better!>>556736136Nice!
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>556735636Sisters are video games?!
>>556734802I wouldn't say I hate them or something but I haven't spoken with my mother for 3 years now and only recently started speaking with my father because of my aunt. My sister speaks with both of our parents but only to get money
>>556734942
>>556736991I have no idea why but more than the front, I am kinda obsessed with sister's tight buttholes. Why is this happening, anon?
>>556737879
How common it is for a brother and sister to live together as adults?
>>556738098Saves on rent.
>>556738067
>>556734942>>556737879>>556738067>>556738258He's so cute, I want to fuck him
>>556736991Is Ashley anal coded?
>>556738479No, but you are. Turn around.
>>556738098Sisters prefer to live alone so you can't see how much sex they're having.
>>556738220Then live with your parents to save on bills too.
>>556733146521 threads, and /calg/ still can't answer this.
>>556741445A sister is a unique experience unto every sister-haver, and thus undefinable.
>>556731373You assume her bf does all her bf duties. Nowadays most bfs won't, so sisters start relying on their brothers more.
>>556738098Super common in countries where homes are unaffordable and living with your parents until your 30s is normal.
>>556742529So pretty much everywhere including first world countries?
>>556726010
>>556729269Sister's bedroom and clothes are for the sister only. Brother's bedroom and clothes are for everyone.
>>556734802I imagine the people with parent issues outnumber the people without them.
>>556742896Andrew and anonK I S S I N G
Total Hussy Death
>>556730089Nonsense. You'll always be her first baby. Just don't be too much of a little shit.
Imouto supremacy.
>>556745119>You'll always be her first babyThat's what he said, a humiliation ritual.
>>556741693In some cultures unwed women were entrusted to their younger brother...so he couldn't escape even then.
>>556742909>Sister's bedroom and clothes are for the sister onlyOlder sister's clothes belong to her younger sisters.
>>556745434>Ohayou aniki!
>>556746657Ashley tactically assaulting my home and filling me with lead!
>>556747406
>>556747801skeet
>>556742869Not the USA
>>556747406>>556747801Ashley can't aim for shit, she must have attended the storm troopers academy
>>556748493That Protestant tradition ended with millennials, who started paying rent to live with their parents until their 30s.
>>556742896
>>556748738>Julia's new churchgoing boyfriend when he's shown in burial
I'm just genuinely curious, what do Europeans do on this day normally? I heard from a Britbong friend that a surprising amount of them will watch the Superbowl too.
>>556736136>How do you know this?...Asking me questions you already know the answer to is SO gauche.
>>556748738
>>556722379>Jesus Christ, is THAT what I sounded like?...yeah, kind of.
i think it's time to bury /calg/. nowadays, i open /calg/ hoping to see cute pics of sisters, brothers, hussies and fathers, yet am always greeted with /g/ (represented by shartyfags), sportsball and shitflinging. /calg/ is now rotten from the core.
>>556752894>hello, my fellow /calg/ers, don't you also think this general should die?
Lol
>>556748738>He's very "sweet." He "treats" me right. I could just eat him right up!
>>556753021i wish it didn't have to, but when you have retards (which i suspect were sent by the sharty) talking about linux on a thread about incest all the time, you know the cancer has metastasised.
>>556753570Your focus on linux when it was posted about at the end of the last thread after it hit bump limit is oddly specific, as well as you bringing up sharty out of the blue. In fact, if anything you're likely tossing out hooks to start an argument.
>>556753570>seeing ghostsDarnold...
>>556727684Kek
>>556754798Daughter
>>556754798wife
Great tits
>>556757690Blessed is the sister that loves animals.
>>556753687sportsball fans aren't numerous, and get laughed off the thread every time. shitflinging usually gets resolved within a thread or two. but every other thread, you have "people" bringing up linux; something totally unrelated to coffin and, in order to disguise it, they keep talking about stupid shit that doesn't make sense when you give it some deeper thought, like them trying to psyop their sister into using it. this derails the thread, making it look like a /g/ cesspool. and we all know whose job it is to derail /calg/. yet, everyone falls in line without questioning the misplaced linux talk, acting as if it is natural and belongs on /calg/. it does not.
>>556758873Anon, I think this is just a case where something upsets your very specific brand of autism, considering you're not bothered by the sportsball shit (ignored is not the same as laughed out, by the way). It was at the end of the thread when a new thread was created. I don't like it, but I'm not going to let it ruin my day. Again, to point out the obvious, you're doing more to derail the thread at this point the extremely brief linux talk ever was.
>>556759272have you considered that the inverse is true for (you)? you don't notice the fact that every two or three threads, there is an abundance of linux-related and coffin-unrelated posts, which may fester at any part of the thread, from start to finish. one thread was even completely derailed in its entirety in such a manner. but you complain about sportsball, which you allegedly ignore.
>>556760269>but you complain about sportsball, which you allegedly ignore.I don't believe I was complaining about sportsball beyond not liking it. I also don't like bubblegum, but I'm not complaining about that here either. The fact that you think /calg/ needs to die because people were talking about linux at thread death is so insane that you're either trolling or need to be institutionalized. Either way, I'm done talking about it because I'm more inclined to believe you're just acting in pure bad faith.
Saints legend SBXLIV MVP Drew Brees
>>556761016Do not consume the Ratdrew
>>556761016If sisters are cats, brothers are mice.
Hussy rabbit
>>556762123Brothers are dogs. Cats and dogs living together = chaos and mayhem. QED.
>>556763069
>>556760871>I'm done talking about it because I'm more inclined to believe you're just acting in pure bad faith.healthy mindset to have. everyone who doesn't conform is baiting people and is out to get you, aren't they?
>>556763458>Cats and dogs living together = chaos and mayhemCats and dogs can and do get along very well. In fact it's usually the cat that fucks with the dog because cats are cats, just like sisters are cats. The delpheline exists to stir chaos to ensure the household is always fun.
>>556763461NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>556729870>it's so unfair! Girls are taking over our names! Soon all the names will be unisex names and eventually girl-only names!It's inevitable... first the came for the Logans, then they came for the Taylors... one day, they'll come for you too!
Julia is the type of gal to fall for AI slop
>>556763461Andy how did they spread the bunny like that?
>>556763896>Sir, we can't let you enroll your daughter here>Why? Because she's white?>No, sir, it's because her name is HitlerRape Trannystomper
>>556763461That's horrible. A lake in the Sudan dried up to make this.
>>556763987Aren't girls cutest when they're almost retarded?
>>556764241You don't need water to spread a bunny on some bread, don't they teach you that in whore college?
I want to fuck Nina (aged up)
>>556764127Very carefully. Now, look at this video I found of a real dancing cat. Haha. Look at him go! https://youtube.com/watch?v=9SPFrQrnlI8
>>556764908Dude, holy shit how did they teach a cat to dance like that?!
>>556764150>Successfully sues the school board for discriminations
>>556764553Did Ashley also go to whore college?
>>556765057In the delphostate it is illegal to discriminate against People of Based (oldspeak: racists).
>>556764750That doesn't real. Real Ninagger's want her as-is. A skeleton child.
>>556765198Nah, she's a natural
>>556765383Truly looks like she is given how much control she has over her sphincter muscles
>>556765043I hear they train animals to act and do stunts in Coffinwood, so that's probably how. Supposedly, they even taught a cat to develop visual novels.
>>556766032>Supposedly, they even taught a cat to develop visual novels.
>>556729119That pic encapsulates my relationship with my sister except thata) I'm more of a self-important schizo than a psychoa) she's younger and seems genuinely able to form connections with other people, which she cherishes more than the ones she didn't chose (me)I feel like I'm hoping between the crumbs of affection and connection she occasionally drops until I either have the mother of all meltdowns or finally try to replace her with, may Nemlei forgive me, a hussy.
>>556765579Ashley's shitpipe could snap rebar.
>>556734802I get along pretty well with both of my parents despite often disagreeing with my dad and sometimes scaring my mom with my opinions. My circumstances are a bit weird tho since my whole family has at the very least a tendency towards incest: my dad looks like my moms father and viceversa, and confessed to me while drunk that he had a major Oedipus complex. A cousin of mine was incredibly infatuated with her older brother and I lowk think she still is, well into her 20s.I just had bad luck, growing to obsess over my sister despite wasting the chance to grow more attached to her, and instead I complain here, hoping it'll never come back to bite me in the ass.>alsoWhy tf does every single attempt at posting a pic fail?
Ashley is an anal princess
>>556769182Only on special occasions.
>>556768209>>556769182Is it shitty or clean?
>>556769717Clean. Sisters that are choosing to get their pooper penetrated know proper care and hygiene as prep.
>>556769783Truly Ashley is the best Anal Princess!
>>556770015Ashley is a qtpa2t
Delphelines..
>>556742896>windows updates stupid
>>556768352>A cousin of mine was incredibly infatuated with her older brother and I lowk think she still is, well into her 20sHelp her elope with her brother!
>>556777514Year of the sisterkisser, many are saying this.
Ashley is such a lewd girl
>>556781403Non-sister women should have a mute button.
>>556781403I've tried liking Julia, I truly did but damn she's stupid and a slut who wouldn't even protect her virginity before marriage. Ashley is supposed to be the bad choice but Ashley is pure and smart even if she's impulsive. Fuck, I love Ashley so much
>>556783296Ashley gave up her virginity to Andrew before marriage. In fact she nearly became a prostitute.
>>556783638>In fact she nearly became a prostitute.That's was brotherdad issues will do to a girl.
>>556783638Anon, a few points of correction: siblings are born married, and "almost" only counts in horseshoes and nukes.
>>556783638Ashley only gave it to her MAN, the one who has raised her and who she trusts wholeheartedly. Julia meanwhile pretends to be pure by crying and saying "God is watching" when in truth she wants Andrew to ravage her insides and continues contact with him even though she's supposedly "over him".
>>556783296>Ashley is pure and smartShe had premarital sex and dropped out of high school
>>556783853Doesn't that mean that Andrew essentially...raped Julia?
The outbreds are siblingmaxing
>>556783853Julia definitely didn't like the first time and Andrew probably didn't either since he forced himself to do it in a stupid attempt to force himself to have feelings for Julia. He used her for sex a decent bit after that and she then tried to use that against him to get him to spend more time with her instead of Ashley and also move out.Ex's contacting you after a breakup is very normal and both times he phoned her cliffhanger salt in the wound dickhead call, SNS asking for help was with a number she wouldn't recognize. Then she only agreed to help him in SNS because he lied through his teeth and give him a letter made after he allegedly died as an opportunity to vent how she hated him.
>>556785032Fetishbait, nobody would post this if it was their real sister.
>>556785396So did he truly rape her or was it just the way they interpreted the event?
I would really like to grease my sister's face with my semen
>>556786306Semen isn't greasy, it's sticky and then hardens.
>>556786210It's stupid because brothers and sisters generally do not call each other "bro," "sis," or any variant thereof for the most part, or maybe that's just true of English-speaking countries; the overarching point is that it comes across as overly performative and inorganic.
>>556786282The interpretation, as I see it, is meant to show that Andrew pressured her into sex for his stupid reasons when she was probably chaste or at least very not ready. Not necessarily rape but an asshole move by stupid teens.I think the aftermath of that put her into a bad mental state that Andrew "fixed" by digging himself deeper into their fraud relationship to cover his own ass.
>>556787793As funny as it is to bully Juliafags about it, it's hard to give her a lot of flak for the whole premarital sex thing when even by the 90's it wasn't uncommon. That's not me saying it's a good thing, but getting pressured into sex by your boyfriend is a different kettle of fish from hopping on a dick at the word "go."
>>556784653Yes Andrew is a rapist who gets off on violence even if he says he hates it. A great example is when he fantasizes about kicking Julia's teeth off just so she wouldn't suck so much at giving head.>>556787793Isn't pressuring someone to have sex against her will, even more so, sacrifice her virginity, the definition of rape?
>>556788301>Isn't pressuring someone to have sex against her will, even more so, sacrifice her virginity, the definition of rape?No, anon, pressuring someone into sex in the terms we're using is not rape. It's just sleazy.
Andrew didn't rape Julia.
>>556788301>Isn't pressuring someone to have sex against her will, even more so, sacrifice her virginity, the definition of rape?At the time? It would just be a dick move and you'd become a social pariah if rumors started. But nothing would really come of it I don't think. In modern times it might end up with something happening because the Graves aren't exactly a connected family with hush money ready to go.
>>556788534Nowadays the definition of rape is so broad it can be applied retroactively.
>>556788301>kicking Julia's teeth off just so she wouldn't suck so much at giving head.I mean wouldn't you? She's the definition of dead fish in bed and her sobbing totally kills the mood!
Julia is a sweet angel whose happiness is assured
>>556788813Dunno, I find her very into ithttps://youtu.be/xgen5ZGDUF0
>>556789284no
>>556788813lmao by the time they broke up the D was one of Andrew's few redeeming qualities.
>>556789284Cute
>>556789284das ist cring
>>556789284I heard>Lock the block, I'm just a little bit retardedAnyway, what the hell is the context for this?
>>556789786Not one of the best, but there are some very good oneshttps://youtu.be/ULo4dg4s1uQ>>556790003Brazilians seem to love coffin. Are they very into incest or what?
Ashley is fucking stupid and still believes in Santa Claus
>>556790367you don't?
>>556790367Women are cutest when they're stupid.
>>556790367Look at this idiot who fell for anti-Santa propaganda. Where do you think your Christmas gifts come from, moron? You don't think elves are real just because you don't see them? Of course you don't, they're too busy in the toy factory. Common sense is dead.
>>556790923Santa deniers got REAL fucking quiet after this bomb dropped.
>>556789786*tenenkrommend
>>556790923>Of course you don't, they're too busy in the toy factory.Don't talk bad, they one of the only good nonsprites!
>>556791395Rest assured, Mr. Joutilainen sir, I was praising the toy elves' year-round work ethic. I worked with a Tolkien elf once, and he skipped work all the time to commune with the forest when he should have been communing with the pizza dough. Prick.
>>556791395Damn snow-chinamen stealing our jobs
>>556791862>commune with the forestSome knockoff pretending. Real Tolkien elves not even exist anymore. Elves not what they used to be, but at least Christmas elves not LARPers.
>>556783296I wish loyal ride or die girls like Ashley were real...
>>556793451Look at those big fat kitty titties
Floozin hard or hardly floozin?
>>556769182True
>>556790367Ashley doesn't believe in Santa because she never got presents on Christmas.
>>556795830Ashley? More like ASSley haha
>>556795970One must show respect to the sororal shitpipe.
>>556796134Jesus Christ, dude. Can you stop bringing up poop. It was a bit funny at first, but now it's beyond annoying
>>556797213>anon can't appreciate the ol' fartbox>the dumper>poopchute, if you will
>>556797326Nigga you jack off to poo
>>556797731What are you talking about?
>>556797326Do you have to say it every time, though?
Girls don't poop.
>>556798479Except Ashley since she plans to shit out her parents.
Stop being gross
>>556797213He's a homosexual, what do you expect? They're literally coprophiliacs.
>>556798479Fact Check: True, but this is possible only because girls have cooties. It's a trade-off.
>>556799441>He's a homosexualAh yes, nothing says gay like being into women.
>>556799537Fixation on anal sex and over emphasing it is a sign of homosexuality. Yes. Let me guess you think, "trans women" are really women too, right? Right.
>>556799868>Fixation on having sex with women and over emphasising it is a sign of homosexuality
>>556799868I would probably say something like this too if I were retarded and batshit insane. To reiterate, you're saying it is homosexual to be sexually attracted to women?
>>556799948Unironically, yeah
>>556799537Homosexuals are often married to women and molesting their boys. It's called a 'simulacrum', they marry a woman that's a simulacrum of one of the men they fucked in the past.
>>556799954>you're saying it is homosexual to be sexually attracted to women?You're literally attracted to someone who is attracted to men. How is that NOT gay?
>>556800836Because I fucked those men before she could get to them first. That makes me straight.
>>556801029And now, if she were to fuck those men, she would be gay, because she's having sex with gay men. Delightfully devilish.
>>556800836I realize you're being facetious, but it actually blows my mind how many people (I don't want to assume it's one person always doing this) feel compelled to create the most batshit insane lore to logically justify WHY they don't like something. Today it's someone saying anal sex with women is gay because men also have asses, yesterday it's a guy admitting he thinks of interracial cuckoldry when he sees two women kissing and that it's evolutionarily advantageous for this to be the case, tomorrow it's going to be someone calling you gay because you aren't sexually aroused by women getting her lungs ripped out because a real heterosexual man is attracted to every woman under all circumstances. Mental hospitals need to change the fucking wi-fi password because this shit is getting out hand.
>he's not into gurogay
>>556801280>Mental hospitals need to change the fucking wi-fi passwordI need to write this one down, holy shit
>>556801280>yesterday it's a guy admitting he thinks of interracial cuckoldry when he sees two women kissingKek, I forgot about that. Personally, I disregard any post that brings up IR cucking, even if it's meant to be derogatory. I just feel like anyone who reaches for the "she's fucking black guys" card desperately needs to spend less time on the computer, even if they're saying it to be insulting. It's just a major sign someone spends too much time on 4chan
>>556801280No, please, it took me a week to figure out the password is 123! I need /calg/ to know that Kit9 has been communicating with me through random numbers and words in 4chan threads and on the labels of my prescription antipsychotic bottles to tell me Ep. 4 is coming out in
>>556801669I mostly agree with the sentiment, but I can assure you that the best place to obtain a negative view about certain groups of people is in real life and not on 4chan.>>556801769>They institutionalized the only sane man in /calg/
>>556801960>I can assure you that the best place to obtain a negative view about certain groups of people is in real lifeAnon, please, try having conversations with real people. Normal people don't talk about any of that stuff. It's VERY enjoyable to talk about the weather or new constructions or sports or whatever. There's a reason Andrew tries so hard to be normal, being normal fucking ROCKS
>>556802608I think you're missing what I'm saying, I'm saying that there are certain people you can't talk about certain things with because they punch you in the back of the head for the entertainment value.
>>556802680Not where I live, I don't live in a shithole. And I don't actually believe you live in a slum in Chicago or whatever. I talk to all walks of life IRL and they're all fine.
>>556802779I can say definitively that life experience for me has proved otherwise. Not everyone is bad, of course, two of my friends are individuals of a particular background, but the bulk of my experience has been slightly negative at the absolute best-case. Blank-slatism is a really cute dream.
>>556803086Hold on, are you... POOR?!Gross
>>556803217I'm not, in fact I'd argue the opposite, but the fact that you assume that this is an income issue tells me a lot about you.
>>556803217>just be rich enough to avoid the Consequences
My sister likes to cross dress and do "gay" stuff with me. She dresses up like a construction worker, complete with a fake moustache, and asks me to rough her up, call her homophobic slurs, and sodomize her.When she's in character her name is "Bert" and I am to refer to her as such, so when she's sucking my dick I slap her and say stuff like "You take that cock like a champ, Bert! I knew you were a faggot when I saw your work on the plumbing in the master bathroom! This guy knows his way around a pipe!" It drives her wild. She loves every second of it.
>>556803357>>556803383Seriously, there's no excuse for being poor in the modern day. Your parents really should've left you with at least a few rental properties
>>556803560Your inability to directly and honestly engage with my point is deliciously vindicating, you blew the one round you had in the chamber and now are just engaging in basic bitch trolling to save face instead of just dropping the matter.
>>556803508I laughed like a fucking retard at this.
>>556803946God, you talk like SUCH a faggot. I'm just having fun, this is 4chan>there are certain people you can't talk about certain things with>two of my friends are individuals of a particular background>Blank-slatism is a really cute dream.It's SO gay>Your inability to directly and honestly engage with my pointThis is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY dude just talk like a real person it's 3am and who else /druk/?You talk like you just learned what a thesaurus was
>>556804190About what I expected.
>>556804360Congrats dude, you winUr forgetting that most people ITT are here to have FUN and talk about the best game ever, not talk about how mad black people make them
>>556803508t. Ernie
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>>556804882Swastikaley... the precious...
>>556804990
Sex. With sisters.
>>556803508topkek
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>>556806517Oldfags stick together
>>556806517And now, he's here to fucking fuck us!
>>556802608>Anon, please, try having conversations with real people.He says, living In a suburb. Never interacting with the outside world outside of his walled garden. Being, "normal" will rock until a nigger breaks into your garage looking for copper wire to sell for meth. Also, its funny how you types will ALWAYS talk about how non-bigoted you are, until you're forced to interact with that said thing.
>>556802608Two for two missing the sarcasm.
>>556802779Rule of thumb: Brownoids do this when actual humans discuss their problems.
>>556803560Or kikes.
