Enforced Creek Memes Edition>Previous>>556680395>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKkFeb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4Feb 03 Galactic Offensive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ZVYxDgbM0Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6Y>LATEST PATCHESDec 02 1.005.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/491583942944621274Jan 22 1.005.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/509603414731129453Feb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138
Total jeetpack brigade death
Arrowhead I am available.
>>556730538mmmmmm sorry sweaty but the (((community))) wants to attack merak
>Every normie and casual are listening to this faggot, claiming that taking Aurora Bay is the worse possible decisionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHjGNJR-7kQI fucking hate these mfs
what's the timer at now
Think they'll leave this thing as is, or will they correct their mistake?
The only good Helldiver content creators are the ones that dont use a camera or voice and simply use text.
>>556730678not reading all that, I'm just gonna assume they're bomb schematics and report you to the authorities
>>556730704>claiming that taking Aurora Bay is the worse possible decisionfrom my non-MOnkey POV splitting is pretty retarded yeah, you're supposed to stay together you know? if the DSS is going to the other planet you should suck it upnot that I care
>>556730637failed
>>556730793>Yes... This is the best kind of Helldiver Content Creators...
>>556730389>dude we already made a hecking creek themed propaganda poster pls go to merak now it's literally the same biome
>>556730678This level of autism only happens in foxhole
>>556730893Never mind. its all fucked.
You WILL dive on Merak, chud fascist.
>>556729931>plays solo D10 pred bugs with dragonroaches and hive lord >'WHY AM I BEING RAPED?????'
>>556730538looks like we need to bust out this bad boy
>>556731102>Takes the most retarded loadout imaginable >"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM LOSING?!?!"
hey siri,can the sim pistol self stim?
>>556730849TLDR: the FRV would be better if you could instead use in the gunner position any multiple-use support weapon you have equipped
>>556731175realism for me but not for thee
Managed to get lobby working again for ppl in previous thread who I was playing withsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243342556650/76561198059864480
>>556731175suicide (and any attempt to aim at yourself with weapons) is illegal and Helldivers are good boys who would never break the law even and especially when they're about to die
>>556731159This too, I don't know why hes trying to use the speargun and torcher of all things. Like the speargun is fine when you're playing a more supportive role with you know, 3 other people, in a coop game.
Nope,I'm still diving Aurora Bay
>>556730538No thank you, WE voted for Merak. Everyone has always wanted to attack Merak. Nobody cares about aSNOREa bay
merak: joel cattle:AURorA bay: free thinking ubermench.
TOTAL FRONTLINE COLLAPSE! 50-50 split DISASTER.
>>556730538Yeah sorry, but (((JOEL))) I mean the community spoke. I will bug dive now.
>Heh... We're totally gonna stick it to joel and destroy his jeet brigade factories >joel the nigger he is, shits out a new one after it's destroyed on another planetthis is of course believing he won't just ramp up the resistance even more on aurora. (he will)
>Join a steal the platinum mission>Less than two minutes left and not a single bar has been collectedWHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?! HOW HARD IS 'MOVE BIG THING FROM A TO B' SO HARD FOR PEOPLE?!
>>556731704Joel should have just let us take aurora bay when it was 90k on the bay and only like 3k on Merak.instead he threw a tantrum and fucked everything up
>>556731221realism or something sweaty
>>556731802they didn't play enough payday
>another weekend spent playing helldivers
>>556731802why do you keep playing with randoms?
>>556730752It benefits the player, so it will get fixed
if you really want to get triggered by our favorite youtuber ohdough, check out this timestamp. 10/10 ragebaithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjTi2L4boxU&t=2160s
i want seaf stratagems, simple as. And they should have a cooldown as fast as the EAT
>Niggers saying the spear has endless problemsSkill issue? Always works for me.
>>556732076problems like what?spear's only problems are the fact it hits no important breakpoints with its damage and is completely wasted on anything less than a superheavy due to its ammo constraints
>>556731175I hate that I've played r6 before hd2like is it really that hard
>>556731948I have sexual thoughts about this cat
>>556732185>blah blah blah, problem problem problemsSkill issue? Works for me.
>>556731859>meanwhile supply pack, resupply and random ammunition containers on the ground magically transform into stims, whatever grenades you're using and any ammunition your equipped guns use
>>5567312653/4
>Just bought the new warbond>See the belt-fed GL demo>10-15 grenade salvos barely kill a D3 patrol
>>556731996more fun than playing with competent people
Tie me to a hellbomb and fire me at Cyberstan, I am ready
>>556732710>slightly weaker grenades vs the regular GL>in exchange, no reloads>100 grenades, instantly refillable via supplies>heavy pen chaff clear>only 1 stratagem slotseems like a worthwhile trade off
>>556733029>>slightly weaker grenades vs the regular GL>>>>slightly>150dmg vs 400>like half the radius too
>>556732710sorry sweaty but it wouldnt be fair to the enemies if you gl killed them, i'm sure you understand
>>556732898https://files.catbox.moe/ecow21.mp3do it
>>556733029>t.AH dev
>>556730752What's with it? I tried using it on Bugs and immediately felt disappointed. Took out several chargers with it which was great because I hate the fuckers, but it seemed way too open to getting torn apart compared to even a shield/machete combo.
>You can kill super reinforced bunker with cruise missile and nuclear bomb on stick>But this towering structure is not though but it can be destroyed with a literal wet fart from orbitMake it make sense
>>556733383I agree, they need to raise bunker demo to 50
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243358471851/76561198039845988Who wants to kill some fucking Teslabots?
>>5567336542/4!Please join, it'll be fun
>>556733971lots of lube
>>556733971internal warp pack that lets the shell reappier infront of it
>brought GL to destroy command bunkers>forgot it's heavy pen now and can completely shred the bunkers defense>instead opt to run around like a retard and get snoiped by bratty turretsLow IQ diving is hard life frens.
>>556733971conical barrel and uretahn foam penetrator
fucking mines hidden in trash I swear
>>556733029No. It's shit. If it had 3x as much ammo or 3x as much damage it might be usable but right now it doesn't do shit for damage and instantly runs out of ammo. It sucks so much that you have to run and gun more than you would with the reloading on the regular GL because you don't do enough to keep things off of you. Compare that to the regular GL where you can wipe out a whole patrol in just 2 or 3 shots. It's unusable shit especially for something that takes up a backpack and weapon slot. Sure it only takes up one strategem slot but rn you're better off just not bringing it and getting another strategem slot.
>>556734341it sucks for the same reason the railgun sucks. trash ammo economy in a horde shooter
>82k on Merak>zero progressLol
>>556733971That shell is too large to be for the advertised 120mm gun but the gun tube itself is too small to fire 120mm projectiles.Sweden lazy.
>>556734341I hate when people bring up not being able to bring a backpack as a downside for backpack weaponslike dude, you're not forced to take a fucking backpacktake a sentry and two reds, or hell, two sentries
>DSS defaults to Merek after chud bay is defended>mothdivers flock there>this is totally not a coincidence Ok Joel, you'll get your wish and your precious jeet brigade will live on.
>>556734556its obviously a 380 shell
>>556732898https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMHwiI3gSps
>>556734616Maybe if you retards stopped diving on Aurora we could actually do something
>>556734497>>556734616Do you think Joel has a stiffy now that he forced the blob on Merak?
>Malevelon Creek for newfagsI'm okay with that
>>556734497Chort bay was just defended. It takes about 30min to an hour for missions and operations to start completing and generating liberation.
>>556733383Just wait until you learn you can take down bunkers with two thermites.
>>556731704
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243353550042/76561198126520852D10, Robots, 3/4
>>556731265still 3/4
>>556734684Hi Joel. You're doing an awful job with this MO and storytelling since you're railroading so hard. I expect less from a swigger but this is a new low.
>>556733029>slightly weaker grenades vs the regular GLnigga the BFGL grenades do less than half the damage of the regular GL and have a smaller aoeUnironically it needs like 4 times the grenades ro achieve the same thing as the regular GL
Shout out to all the retards that have been wasting time and lives on the bay and will still refuse to move planets
>>556734842Brown tranny moment
bump
>chud bay defended>dss autos to merak>blob follows>galactic modifier 'randomly' spikesWhatever, creek for zoomers it is.
>>556733971Ermmmmm chuddie? Arrowhead are swedes which means they served as a conscript for 9 months. Clearly they know more about the military than you
>>556734616Its pathetic how hard Joel is trying to force DA HECKIN CREEK 2
>>556734556>Bastion>But it's bigger and even slower to move>Main gun has the same power as the orbital 380 shell
OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR CONSTANT NAPALM SPAM THAT KILLS THE ENTIRE TEAM
>>556733971
>>556733383The stratagem jammer is something the swedes want us to fight in ONE specific way and that's charging up to it and clearing it with just on hand equipment. They warp all demolition forces to not be able to blow up jammers at range. If swedes had any intelligence (they don't as evident from the memory size bloat fiasco) they would simply increase the demolition resistance on the jammer and bump all of our demo weapons to 50. Bunkers should also have higher demolition resistance since its currently a trivial objective answered by a solo silo instantly. Detector towers, however, should be vulnerable to a solo silo as it is a tall, thin structure that would easily crumple from a big hit.
>>556731265>game crashedcan't be bothered to open this shit againsee you next Tuesday
>>556735402>Posting porn of the robutt getting gapped
>play on d6-8>most randos know how to play bots and have little issue>play d9-10>most randos are retarded Why is this?
good morning sirs
>>556735712this might come to you as a surprise anon but D10 is harder than D8
>>556735745Good morning, Quasaar
>>556735560What they could do with detectors is add a separate hitbox for the eye on top. Destroying it makes it so the tower no longer spawns enemies, but it doesn't complete the objective.It could have armor 5 and a decent chunk of HP so it dies to one EAT. Or armor 6 so only SPEAR one-shots.
>>556735837See I thought that at first too but that's not the issue, I'd expect those on d10 to understand basic mechanics of bots like bringing AT or knowing where to shoot factory striders but many pubs have seemingly shown me otherwise.
>>556733971Swedes made STRV, they have no idea what tanks do and how they work.Reminder that we have a clown-ass casemate instead of not-freebrams or not-t90. Hell, they could've gone with any other tank design for inspiration, but nah, fucking tank destroyer.
Merak chads... we won.
>>556735712This happens when a new warbond comes out. Shitters go to the higher difficulties to be carried so you can earn them medals faster. Host your own lobbies and aggressively kick shitters.
>2 WeeksJoel will never admit his meddling fucked the MO just so he can have his Reddit Creek 2
SWAP TO AURORA BAYNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>556736053Give it a bit for liberation to ramp up from missions completing.
Now watch aurora bay jet brigade rape our backline and all the reddit niggers go "WTF WEHRE ARE ALL THESE BOTS COMING FROM!?!?!?!?1111"
>>556736053joel should stop fucking trying to leash the playerbase>>556736252kill yourself brownoid
>>556736312KYS joel
>>556734593You're not forced to take a backpack but it is strictly a downside for nothing in return. It's fine for something like the RR because the RR is actually really good and worth forgoing a backpack and another weapon for. The belt-fed grenade launcher gives you nothing in return. Obviously you don't have to bring a backpack but most of the backpacks in the game are really quite good and worth bringing, so giving that up for literally no benefit is just retarded.
>reddit creek wonIt's over. We're never taking Cyberstan with 60 jeet counterattacks
>>556736357I was gonna say that this is Joel's retarded master plan. He wants us to capture merek then a level 9001 jeet brigade invasion will take chort bay and then we'll have to hold and defend merek to win this current MO.
Whats so overpowered about the jeet brigade anyway? You can just shoot them down flying. They are easier than normal bots
>>556736053Is this your first MO or something, newfag. Resistance always gets lowered for le epic nailbiter ending
>>556736707The issue isn't fighting them the issue is they have the ability to take multiple planets before a sufficient counter attack can be done.
>>556736582then let's just keep doing aurora anyway, fuck joel and fuck the MO>>556736707because the invasion force is stupid strong every time they invade and will be impossible to hold back
>>556736707In-game, yes they are a debuff faction. But in the meta-game, galactic war etc, they are assholes who can spam endless level 40 attacks and force you to pay attention to them and their gay little jetpacks.
>>556736707Nothing unless you're brown or black and can't aim.
>>556736550This is the only way we are going to take Cyberstan. Play along to Joels game. Otherwise we get bullshit like the past few days with him just raising the resistance, pulling invasions out of his ass, and the DSS """voting""" to go to planets that nobody gave a fuck about besides joel
>>556735712>Joined a D10 bot>Look at the player list>Lvl 46, not too bad>A fucking Lvl 6 player>doesn't even have all four stratagem slots filled out>Only one other player, lvl 126>Drop down>Lvl 6 types in chat "help us">Ask him what the fuck is a lvl 6 doing in D10>Doesn't respond>Continue to duo the rest of the map with the lvl 126 >The 46 and 6 eat up reinforcements constantly trying to fight a bot drop instead of running>Sometimes try to regroup with us, dragging the bot horde with them>126 and I end up completing the rest of the objectives, but die during a bot drop at the last one>The 46 and 6 go to us despite the objective being done and extract is available>they die, 0 reinforcements>mission complete regardless>lvl 126 immediately leaves as we get the completion screen>I follow suitNot my worst dive, but it's definitely up there
>>556736772>>556736779>>556736787>>556736847They are lame and gay. Thanks for hearing me out.
>>556735712d8 is the thinking mans difficultyeveryone and their dog who lucked into finishing an operation is on d1 because they want to feel like a l33t gamerpeople on d8 are just vibing because they like the game d10 also get all the returndivers that dont know how things work now
>>556736909I'll rape you out instead
>>556736707>You can just shoot them down flyingthat's exactly it, they force you to fight themyou can't rundive against jeet brigade
>>556736859>implying he's not so spiteful that we won't win whether we play his game or not
>>556736909You're welcome. Practically we would take out their factories because of Joel's faggotry but that is not going to happen sadly.
>>556736758Its not my first. Nor will I stop bitching about Joel's dogshit GM skills
>>556731265sorry lads I'm lagging like crazy. I'm out.
Let's piss on enemies of democracysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243362698672/76561197993853021
Funny how no other planet in the history of the galactic war had hidden guerilla invasions like Lesath just did. I assume we will be getting more of those from now? Surely joel didnt just pull that from his ass because people ignored his bullshit?
>>556736707According to the *lore* they invade with massive numbers and blitz their way across planets. In game this results in fuckhuge level invasions that can be so high they are literally unwinnable as there isn't enough liberation per hour that can defend the planet even with 100% of the players on the planet. They attack immediately after taking a planet but lose strength each attack as they lose troops.The DSS is only way to beat the jeets on their first invasion by eagle storming them, but now Joel just waits until the eagle storms end before he launches jeet attacks. We did in one case use an orbital blockade to hold the jeets on a planet they just took and then recaptured the planet to kill off the jeets in one move. They're just a mechanic for Joel to paint the map more red when we push too far in order to reset the map.
>joel gets btfo>war becomes like HD1 where it's an entirely automated with win and loss states How would you react?
>>556737374We'd end up losing to bugs since bugchasers are adverse to actually progressing even on their own front.
>>556737374can't be worse that joel's railroading
>>556737228Swedes doing spiteful, capricious things because we aren't being obedient puppets? Never.
Joel won
>>556731760He doesn't need to, it's already at 5% effective.>>556734485At least the Railgun can actually kill shit.
>107k divers in one planet>4.8% liberation rate>overall 1.9% net positive liberationThis is most retarted thing in the game.
>>556737374that's going to happen regardless when this game starts dying or gets aged out and AH start making something else
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243362954741/76561198335877145D10
>>556737482>buth muh 24 hour 20% liberation Don't act surprised when the jeet brigade halts our progress indefinitely anyways
>>556737374Thats how it always should have been. Fuck this scripted shit
>>556737482>the game master has flipped the table
>>556737374I dont think they have the skills to program something like this anymore. It would be either broken or overtuned into easy galactic victory or loss.
reminder that as soon as we get a titled update tomorrow or on tuesday, the deaths are gonna rack up so fast from all the return shitters that we might very well just dive on Cyberstan for a total of 2 days
>Fag devs with no acting experience are literally larping as SE High Command in their regular office clothes Wtf just get John Helldiver to lay out the initial invasion plans with in-game footage.
>>556737482>Joel got so pissed at the notion people wanted to destroy his jeets he completely sabatoges the MO to make taking Aurora Bay impossible with the allotted time we have
>>556737547FVLL
Not gonna lie, I am contemplating organizing a bunch of people to do mass in-game suicides, to stick it to Joel for this bullshit. Just outright deny Cyberstan to everyone to spite him.
>>556737534Liberation is capped at a certain amount per hour. That amount of liberation is divided among all planets by the percentage of players on each planet relative to the total active player count. That planetary allocation is then further subdivided to mission completions relative to the absolute total player count which is measured by the galactic impact modifier.
>>556737848But that costs money and time. They had neither.
We have too much time, we'll capture Merak too fast. Expect a 12 hour JET BRIGADE assault on Chort
>>556737848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryWt7ud576U>Fan stuff is better than anything the devs do Classic.
>>556737848If they could just get Craig Lee Thomas to do content announcements or special briefings, that would be good enough. Slap him in armor, put him behind a greenscreen and let him work his magic. He clearly enjoys the role
>>556737840I noted this earlier when the MO began. The galactic war progresses at a rate independent from player count, but the amount of reinforcements drains relative to the player count. More players doesn't give faster progress but we lose reserves even faster. Swedes never considered this, I can bet on it.
>>556737848Yeah its fucking lame.
>>556737848Can you imagine having your boss throw you in front of a camera at your job that you can barely stand? Holy shit ultra cringe on so many levels.
>literally 100% decay rateAnd it's going to stay like that for at least the first two or three days. Enjoy your nailbiter!
>>556737848>hire bunch of hammy actors>helldiver commander>democratic officer commander>science repesentive >dss commander >truth enforcer commander>build up super destroyer set>film scenes setting up all the big MO with them >put them in youtubeCommand & Conquer figured this out long ago.
>>556737848This shit is legit pathetic. They have millions from selling the game, and yet they can't spare some change for cosplay and an actor for their big update? The fuck? This shit don't even look cute, just makes them seem even more money-pinching than usual. This is kindergarten level production, with youtubers doing a better job at this sort of shit.
>Redditors and Shitcord users will look you straight in the eye and tell you Joel didnt sabotage this MO for his Reddit Creek 2
>>556738425you also have to account for the millions they get from gamerdads who buy supercredits for the warbonds
>>556738407They could never hope to achieve anything close to its greatness
>>556738352What is this from
>>556738175Yup. Right now we are being punished for playing. It's insane there isn't system in place that gives us extra 1% liberation when +50k players are on one planet. It would be reward for being active.
Want a lobby? Here's a lobby. Join the Lobby. steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243364764389/76561198040375859
>>556738506That too. My point still stands, that's unacceptable level of quality. Best part? Nobody made them do that, they could've just done a voiceover during some overview shots of a factory world, but noooooo, we had to look at their cringe larp.
At current rate. We have only 5 days worth of reinforcements. Next Friday is when this event will end.
>Join some low level turds.>One is yaking as I land.>hmmm sounds black. Whatever.>10 seconds to by. Loud as fuck CHIRP! over comms. >N-masaka!>Loud as shit chirp repeats at intervals.>Laugh+mute the toad and carry the shitters through the D10. They exhaust reinforcements, In have zero deaths.Come on black people. You're in the internet so you must at least he aware of the stereotype.
>>556738175As if the devs can't go "We found new recruits" and slap 50mil more bodies on the counter if things get dicey. It's all scripted and they control the tools behind the screen.
>>556738425If helldivers wasn't such shitstorm with lowest of the lows. You would totally have youtubers larping as high command. Every day doing videos planing their next moves. Directing players to certain directions. But AH managed to kill any kind of organic community by sucking so badly.For this successful game. HD2 and AH are incredibly low energy
why does variable have such fun mechanics but such dogshit statswhat's up with swedes hating fun
>>556738520They should at least try. It would be cheap and neat at least.
>>5567387912/4
>>556738984They'll just lower the reinforcement attrition rate and nobody will even notice without external tools.
>>556738442>look you straight in the eyeI wont be in the same room as they are, homo
>>556738175The worst part of this is, there's absolutely zero reason for us to have a reinforcement reserve. If Cyberstan really did pose that much of a threat, then this should be an "at all costs" operation. It makes zero sense to cap operation success based on number of losses, we lose that many Helldivers on a very frequent basis during regular MOs.They just want an excuse to use the HP bar mechanic on the reverse side, and are going to have to rubber-band so fucking hard when we somehow managed to deplete the reserves before we even hit Cyberstan. Nobody's going to believe that our attrition rate suddenly improves the moment we put boots on Cyberstan, or that bot resistance suddenly drops like a rock at Merga just so we don't reach Cyberstan with 10% left.
>>556739109Becouse swiggers hate fun. If something feels too good or is too fun. They will make it shit. Whole coyote thing was over this. People liked it because it felt good to use. It was good. But far from best gun in any front. But it felt good to use. So they made it worse. But also game is balanced on d5/d6. At those levels it is probably most amazing gun out there
>>556738520They literally could, they just won't.
The absolute state of the reprimand before weapon attachments.
>>556738407Its Swedish arrogance. They want to be the center of attention but also want you to accept them despite putting in zero effort.
>>556739232I mean that too. My point is that people are stressing over shit that doesn't matter. We'll get factory worlds as well, just like Hive Worlds.
Thats a lotta niggatives on this march to cyberstan. Where all the free strat gibsmedats at?
>>556731014Classic collie tank driver.
>>556739374Is the game really designed for 5/6? That would explain alot.
>>556736053>>556730987>>556735169TFW Baydipshits cant readINTEL UPDATEAutomaton resistance on MERAK is lower than anticipated. Analysis indicates this is likely due to the destruction of Penta by the Star of Peace. This is yet another mark in the flawless strategic record of the Helldivers.>>556730987
I bought the game and I'm disappointedit's not fun
>>556738791Still 2/4, lust-provoking image deployed
>>556739891Lower the difficulty
I wish I had videomaking skills as I would love to make an ace combat tactical map narration explaining strategy on the galatic war. The capture of merek is a defense in depth trap that would open us to a jet brigade flank. It would be a cool video to animate that.
>>556739635Not really designed. But balanced around d5/6. It's probably designed around d7. Becouse that is when you have full map. But devs suck and balance game in difficulty they are playing in.
>>556739872Jet brigade.
>>556739635Yes, because swiggers can't play harder difficuilties
Honestly, they should just copy CoD/Ace Combat for their MO briefings. No cringe faces, just pure voice acting and 3d diagrams.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDgFlwh-4A8
>>556739872Jet. Brigade.
>>5567387913/4
>>556739872We can read, retard. If you were paying attention from the start, you wouldve noticed that we wouldve taken Aurora Bay before the MO ended.Joel couldnt have that so he started sabotaging everyone with defenses that took 2 days and by the time we finished those, its not unusable to capture Aurora Bay with the time we have left.Youre not fucking sneaky, Joel. Get off 4chan.
Eat the fucking surströmming.
>>556740072gonna grab a drinkie then I'll join.
We are gonna lose dss on this battle aren't we? Jeets will cut off its escape route somehow. Bots will target it and it will go boom. AH probably figured out afterward they should have destroyed dss during battle of super earth. Then we would build dss 2 with star of peace weapon. But now they correct it. And we will lose dss and have to build another one.
>>556740125>its not unusableIts not feasible* fucking auto correct
>>556740047Hitman style briefing. >greetings helldivers>your target today is Aurora bay. Known for its jet brigade factories
to get good at helldivers you must make friends with Yellow
>>556734668brutal
Ill be honest, Arrowhead telling everyone that theres just some faggot controlling everything was such a bad move. Because it kinda ruins the vibe of "the enemy is doing this" but now I know its just one faggot who gets kicked out of every DnD session for his terrible GMing skills.Like I know knowing whether or not joel exists is kind of a moot point but knowing kind of ruins it. Also didnt help that this moron wanted Arrowhead to dedicate multiple videos about himself so we also know he sits around huffing his own farts all day.
>>556738791full
>>556740047The fact this has way more effort put into it than the actual devs is so fucking poetic.
player driven war
Man the belt-fed grenade launcher feels kinda underwhelming, are its grenades weaker than the main GL? I feel like I'm having to shoot groups and big enemies a lot more
>>556734842GGs, that was rough.
>>556740724Forced to join a clan
>>556739934Remember what D*sney took from youNever purchase a Star Wars product
I am still running RR as my primary against bots. Is there anything else worthy to replace it so far? >inb4 boom hammerperformative and gay. Practical suggestions pls
>>556730389
>>556739891No refunds, bitch ;))))
>>556740881The GL-21 is arguably the best support weapon in the game right now
>>556740881>meta slavego and stay go
>>556740548They can't keep their mouths shut. They are atenttion whore and naraistic assholes. That is true nature of swedish people. They are worst then rapid niggers.
>>556740971This fucking pfp makes me so fucking mad for some reason. I want to maul that stupid face with a bat.
>>556740047These are unironically great. If they put some more game info into these, and displayed them on the TV whenever you log in, that would really help direct the blob I think.
>>556740881C4 outclasses it hard on hulk surge.
>>556740881Leveler and silo
Every single time Joel tries to engage and make the playerbase try to think and work together it doesn't work. I honestly stopped giving a shit about MOs shortly after launch, our actions literally do not matter at all in the grand scheme of things so the dispatches/MOs are just ways to earn medals, not impact the game in any meaningful way.Also, ARGs suck and just create confusion and annoyance. I don't care about Automaton hacks when it just means nobody knows what the fuck is actually going on or what to do. Also also, stop using Discord as the main means of communicating with the community
d10 bots steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243367089844/76561198066017633
>>556738407>could've had a literal porn actress give a briefing in some tight-fitting suit>instead we get some frumpy hagI hate this timeline.
>>556741128
>>556740881I throw C4s at everything and it works just fine
>>556740786GGS bratty leveler
>>556741552FVLL
>>556741552full
>>556740881Railgun if you have really good aim.
>>556739945The very mechanics of shooting annoy me. The weapon wobbles as if it's being held by a child. I've only seen this kind of shit in Tarkov.
>>556740881no
>>556740047Too peak for the swedes. Imagine how cool it would be if he had these briefings in game. And then shit like Pixydiver interviews.
i lowered the difficulty to trivial and i'm still dying 5 times a mission
>>556740724forced to join a clan aka some jobless tranny makes all the rules and breaks them constantly.
>>556738134This. Dude clearly enjoys the role. They don't even have to greenscreen him in or show his face, just have him voice shit over a nice pretty graphic and some real gameplay.
>>556740881Expandable AT and jump pack
This shit storm is fitting start for 3rd year of helldivers 2
Chickens not dying when I shoot the rocket's is really fucking me up. This nerf/buff feels like personal attack towards me.
People are saying that bots got an accuracy buff but I don't see itAm I being gaslit? They seem just as inaccurate as ever despite me not even shooting back
I wish a plague upon Joel and his village. May his goats and brahmin fall ill.
>>556742736for me its how they broke gunship fabslike literally why and how
>>556730752Is this about it dealing 900 damage?Because I didn't notice a difference frankly
>>556742754How you don't see it? You can't run among them like you could in past. Gunships actually hit you now. Bots in general track you quite well.
>>556742754gunships got a substantial buff. Two can put you in a ragdoll loop now
>>556742826They changed gunships stats. This somehow changed hit box of fab or something. But you need to helbomb long side of fab as near as possible. Not sort side.
>>556742754Maybe you're just on a low difficulty?I am getting one-tapped quite frequently by warstriders. It has put the fear of god back in me.
AT emplacement can be bubbled way easier than the sentries because of its hitbox
Is it just me or is the Reserve counter on the galactic map not there anymore? I wanted to compare the changes in reserves with the Helldivers KIA and see if the numbers added up or not.
>>556740881Other anti tank options are fine. Quasar has no reload time so you can shoot whatever and keep moving, commando can one hit bulks or two tap tanks/bodyshot bulks, should kill warstriders in two well placed shots. Biggest advantage recoiless has over other options are the ability to one hit factorys and tanks(eye and “body shot”)
>>556741931>nearly untrained teenagers aren't very good at holding their weapon perfectly stillYou don't say.
>>556743040Shield nade with HMG and supply pack is so much fun.
>>556743132Helldivers are highly trained thougheverbeit.>inb4 you're the retard trying to push the headcanon that helldiver training is 2 minutes long
It has NEVER been more over.
>>556743056the biggest advantage of the recoilles is that it shoots instantaneos. Quasar sucks for wind upEAT sucks for the red dot animation. commando sucks because you cant duck away
>>556730693>>556742784Joel won...
>>556739374at diff 5-6 variable is just a liberator with shit handlingnothing it offers is useful there, but shit handling can be felt at any difficultyso I'm wondering wtf is the reason for it
>>556740881The Epoch is the strongest AT weapon in the game right now, just bring a supply pack to deal with it's somewhat poor ammo economy
>>556743559No the strongest is GL by a mile
>>556739374Coyote and the subsequent fire nerf to most enemies I will never understand. That gun wasn't even broken on release, but they just had to buff enemy fire resist across the board, just to spite everyone, which subsequently made every other fire weapon worse. Like fucking why, dude.
>>556742784This is what the players want, why else would we vote for it? Not everything is DA JOELZ
>>556743640>can't kill factory strider without getting up close and personellGL is pretty sweet right now, but it's not a strong AT option.
>>556739635No not at all, games balanced around ten and playing a full lobby. When you four man a competent group.the games brain dead retarded and you can bring shit like flag and constitution
>>556743698We liked it too much. Shams saw the memes while eating dinner.
>>556740047https://youtu.be/h7Ce7VMP5cs
>>556743698Dust devil's was done by outside team. It was spite for players liking it more then AH in-house warbonds and weapons.
>>556743040You just have me the idea to throw bubbles on shields.
>>556740881>running a "meta" that's over 500 days old >after everything has been accordingly buffed to face itYou could be doing a lot better, even just metaslaving. AP4 GL is essentially a backpackless autocannon with superior anti-chaff capability, with the only flaw being projectile speed/bullet drop.C4s are C4s.WASP is functionally a backpacked AP5 GL that autotargets from ~350m out and clears bot drops if you're even remotely competent.Quasar requires zero precision to onetap all heavies on bots other than factory striders, which you can twotap (though not necessarily better unless you're particularly effective with your backpack slot)Metaslaving just isn't necessary, but it's weak bait to pretend your 2024 Youtuber-suggested metapick is the only "practical" pick for bots.
Wow. Over half our lost reinforcements have been on bug sector.
>>556743793It's Overpowered as fuck and blows epoch outta the water frankly.
So, no Cyberstan?
Guys.. what if.. shieldnade + portable hellbomb?Will the shield eat the explosion?
>>556744429What you need is dosage of media literacy
>hey guys can i play with you?>but i like to play with my hands tied on my back lol>and because of that you have to play with your hands tied to your back too!>wdym you wont do it!!??!!?why are redditroons like this? why cant they just shut the fuck up, play and let other people play what they want?
>>556744148i did some napkin math first day of the MO and it looked to be about equivalent to the percent on the bug frontchew you havisfaction a singlelicious satisfact to snack that up?
>>556741552back to 3/4 my game crashed
>>556744429I don't get this meme. Why is the autism doctor there?
>>556744215>GL blows epoch outta the water franklyThat's not really saying much.
>>556744429erm, chud, bots are actually misunderstood and just want independence
>>556743280SEAF training is 72 hours, this is directly stated. Do you have any proof divers do more than the tutorial?
>>556743973Fuck it. More Ace Combat.https://youtu.be/I1kh7YG8V_k
>>556730393When that model was first released I wondered how long it would take until it was made into a mod for HD2. Expies are literally made to be sent in vast expendable numbers to hostile alien worlds to quickly die en-masse in violent and horrific agonizing deaths.
>>556744606who said any of this?You ok anon?
>absolute supercrutch before>destroys entire waves of any soft targets with trivial ease, better than MGs>also kills spawners>ammo economy and shots per mag weren't that bad either>buff it to frontally kill most heavy armor in under a magWHAT were they thinking?The grenade launcher was already supreme and the spear has been fucking pointless since launch.
>>556744537shields dont stop any explosions only bullets
>>556744981In my nearly 1000 hours of playing this I think I've only seen a spear used about 30-40 times. What could they even do to make it viable?
>>556745184Make the missiles have a hellbomb's worth of explosion radius.
>>556745184Demo force 50
>>556745302>Hellbomb launcherJust nerf the GL and fucking stop with the power creep
>>556730736
they should make a catapult emplacement that throws hellbombs
>>556744981Yeah, I feel like this is one of those changes that's going to get reverted sooner rather than later. The Grenade Launcher was mostly fine already, just that you needed to practice trigger discipline if you didn't want to expend all of its ammo in the blink of an eye. It being unable to hurt heavies felt like an acceptable weakness, but they've gone and taken that away for some reason.
>buff one weapon>now you need 10t bomb, hellbomb barrage, belt-fed RR, indestructible gundam, immortality backpack
>>556743881I saw this. Dude, the fucking audacity to even begin to type this shit for the public viewing.>lord forbid I see you having fun and not bitching
>i-is that A ROCK?!?! a-and A TREE!!! Arrowhead pls nerf!It do be like this.
>>556745786>bugchaser tries to bots for the first time
>>556745184I can't imagine them doing anything to make it viable except buffing most heavy enemies to take two shots from RR/EAT. Most heavy enemies also aren't fast enough that leading them is a problem ever.>point spear at target>wait a few seconds to lock>hope it locks the right target>fire>maybe kill the target if the missile doesn't do something fucking stupid>aim at target with RR>fire>kill the targetThey had zero foresight or knowledge of what they actually wanted these weapons to do.
>>556745184>What could they even do to make it viable?nothing and they did it to themself by autistically hardcoding spare amunition amount as 3d model.The trade-off of guided low round Rocket launcher vs unguided high round Rocket launcher doesnt work when one has 5 and the other 6 rounds.The non backpack weapons obviously dont suffer from this autism
>>556745184Give it a remote fire mode like the Warrant and have it actually target weak points instead the center of mass
>>556745184buff bile titans and factory striders. give it back its one shot niche
>>556745184Make it work 100% of the time for once. Countless times I had this shit just not want to lock the target that I want. Also the damage is just not there. Considering the limited ammunition, it should be able to one shot ANYTHING on a direct hit, no matter the body part.
>>556745786>dropping in swamps with my friends that are chronically incapable of solving any problem without a 500kg
>Jet Brigade sould be a bit thing for the le epic moment in future so we will railroad everyone to Merak till the point where planet liberates itselfThere are group of guys getting paid for being GMs in the game where you cant possibly unrail shit and yet they still cant come up with more then ONE outcome
>>556745786>tfw puddle map
>>556745184Make the missile be piloted by the shooter FPV style
>>556745069Pretty sure it does, I've avoided ragdolling plenty of times from warstrider barrages.
>>556745786I wish the extremely rare flat maps were more common. I love them. It's really nice to play on a map that isn't always trying as hard as possible to be as impassible as possible.
>>556746114since i came back last month it feels like the 500kg is bugged again and in worse state than ever. It legit doesnt do anything on the bot front
>>556746171>bitbig
>all these merak cucksdisgusting
>>5567415523/4
>>556746271This actually looks kino as fuck
>>556746329joel won (as usual)
>>556745786The amount of rocks on maps makes vehicles feel objectively worse. Like just let me drive my warthog and tank on smooth terrain holy fuck. Not ever field needs 10000 rocks in it.
>>556744606nice pic
bring back electronic countermeasures
>>556744981>meanwhile BFGL is 250 damage less, has lower splash and takes your backpack slot. BFGL needs either 200 more shots or to have it's damage raised by like 200 to be viable.
>>556746408I'm not stepping one foot on that rock.
>*pshht*>*pshht*>*pshht*>*pshht*>*pshht*>*hit*>Thank you!>Reloading!
>>556746271>we could just have a third slot for melee>the default could be a shovelNah that's too cool
>>556746664
>>556745184>infinite lock on range>allow for more precise targeting (think solo silo + current system combined)>more high vantage points
>>556745184Make it lock onto weakpoints instead of centre of mass.
Do bots not deaggro now? I swear I will have two or three random devastators shooting at me a mile away at all times.
>>556746882You think swiggers know what weakpoints are?
>>556730693Safe & Secure™
>>556747093idk what spawns on d6 so couldn't tell you.
>>556746574My solution: 200 explosion damage, 150 impact damage (150 durable), 150 rounds. Now it's more like a hybrid between the GL and HMG where it rewards hitting weakpoints. Notably this would three-shot Hulk eyes and oneshot Dev heads.
>>556747071Alexus wants you to stop enjoying stealth so you'll buy the back to back warbond.
>>556746664AH literally made healing worse than KF1
>youtubers are already making the callbacks to the creek but NOW WITH TANKS!The siege breakers warbond revenue went straight to marketing
I like how the bot compromise turret thing kinda looks like the communications centre from C&C
I hope game dies soon so I can play normal version of galactic war without this stupid GM and his "epic last minute wins" that make redditors pee in their adult diapers cause they achieved it with their UNBREAKABLE HUMAN SPIRIT (Some dude deleted planet HP when they started crying)
>AIEEE WHY WONT THE GAME JUST LET ME WIN??!!Bufftroons can't even handle the galactic war.
Here is what will happen>we attack cyberstan>we get close to winning>siege mechs start appearing>bots start a massive counter attack and start pushing us back>they use this to drop the WW1/Fortification warbond with themes of holding back the botsI am a prophet of God and you would do well to heed my words.
Brotherhood of NOD crossover Warbond when?
>>556748167Sister......I don't think this game is going to die soon.
>>556748167Literally me
>>556748347More like a FAGGOT You would do well to laugh at this anon
>>5567415522/4
FUCKING WHAT
>>556748641ooohh shiver me timbers!
Merak gambit was def possible
>>556748143A simple guided stim would solve everything (just like how it was a simple solution for KF1 healing) but they refuse to do it because they want us to support each other and play around a team just not like that
Bugs>BugsBugs>BugsBugs>BugsThe MO is being railroaded so let's kill bugs instead edition™Bore Rock. Predator Strain and Dragonroaches.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243375365425/76561197986229160>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243375365425/76561197986229160
>>556744981I genuinely feel like the balance team has no idea what they're doing after this patch. I honestly don't want it reverted because I want to see what other dumb bullshit stems from this..
>>556748641The enemy is Sweden
>>556748641
>>556748641>1 EnemieJeet brigade invasion soon
>>556748641Let's go find him!
>>556748923that's... uh, like... crazy? I guess?
>>556707647>initial reports from the frontlines reveal that we are facing a new enemyCyborgs confirmed on Cyberstan. I like the choir version of the automaton theme.
>literally just copying hanoi hannah word for wordlame
>>556748641Oh cool we can kill new enemies?
how do I kill a flag?
>>556748923DEFECTORS SOON
>>556748947>>556748929Its Joel
>>556748923>Mounting corpses of the fallen>"YOURE THE BAD GUYS!"For fucks sake, arrowhead.
>>5567487782/4>2/4
It'll never happen because lazy swedes but imagine you actually get to pilot a special cyborg enemy and fight against helldivers to try and sabotage their mission
>>556749079This lol
so wait is this encouragement to teamkill, or?
>>556749074Kill JOEL.>>556748923Proof the DSS has been hacked and why it was sent to Merak instead of Aurora Theater.
>>556748923I felt genuine hatred reading this shit, i'm just here to fucking kill everyone, cringe ass dogshit
Ok now add Defector Incursions. It is Dark Souls Invasion. The invader gets 1 life, has a heavily limited selection of stratagems with a automaton flair added, and only gets to pick 2 of those stratagems.
I'm le bad guy?
>>556748923Do not believe the lies of the Intergalactic Bot. Super Earth did nothing wrong.
New drawing :)
>>556740881I use dynamite and laser cannon. It's alright but war striders can be annoying.
I'd defect if it meant you could do a PvP Dark Souls invasion esque mode where you can get sick ass implants in place of stratagems.But lets be honest, arrowhead is far too lazy and cowardly for that.
>>556749395COME ON PUSH THA FACKING THING!
>>556749395oh hell yes i wanted some tank art but i didnt want to pester you about it
Whenever I feel down or betrayed I'll go bug diving and blow up chargers and titans with my trusty RR.
>Helldivers 2 on sale tomorrow
>>556749537it's on sale till 15th
low RoF HMG users are fucking aids
>log in for the first time today expecting Aurora Bay to be under siege, especially after the first attempt failing>everyone went to MerakWHAT THE FUCKI WANTED TO KILL JEET BRIGADE ONCE AND FOR ALL
>>556749395got the mega with all of them?
We need to stop using Norton Anti-virus on our Destroyers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3VeKnW9cN
>>556749652Sorry chud but Joel has other plans. This completely organic shifting of targets is good for us.
>>556749576Yes, but it's on sale more tomorrow on Newegg.
>>556749686https://mega.nz/folder/RzFkBLiI#Gk7W86ndTtoLa4G-uTdGrA
>>556749726motherfuckerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3VeKnW9cNo
>>5567487782/4 still
>>556697661>>556746728If they bring back the barbed wire stratagem from the first game they should pair it with a Shovel x4 stratagem for trench kino. Only one squad mate has to bring shovels which the entire squad can temporarily equip to entrench their current position.Or just have release the shovel as a secondary.
>>556749652>erm actually the jeet brigade had a super secret factory in a random planetdo you really expect we have an impact in this game you should know this game is railroad to hell and back
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243374731791/76561198001481307d10 Bots democracy decides on jeets or being blobtards on merak
Bots are going to attack super erf tomorrow
>>556749864danke
>>556743396Wind up can be a bit rough on bugs since they’re typically charging your ass but outside of jetpack(which even then is pretty generous) bots are usually a good distance away so it’s pretty negligible. No clue what you mean in regards to eat, do you mean the brief animation when you pull it out? As for commando you can turn the laser guidance off so it can be low commitment like the other options.Also forgot to mention the Amr and laser cannon. Especially the amr with the ass load of bulks being able to just one tap them with a head shot feels good>>556743698Still mad about this, didn’t really see a reason to use it before and this dogshit affected stuff I actually like.
>>556748923what the fuck is this gaylord horseshit?
>>556748923Sorry, Sweden, but automaton's vampire ball is ending.
>>556749985FVLL
isn't taking merak the good choice since we'd get a liberation boost?
>>556749985FVLL. We dive
>>5567487783/4 bugs
>>556748641>>556748923Subliminal?
THE NECK ON THE KODIAK ARMOR IS TOO SMALL
>>556750220You think the boost fucking matters? Cyberstan will be liberated at the exact moment Joel wants it to be. No sooner, no later. At least the jump pack would just be a free jump pack to have some fun for a bit. A fake boost for a manipulated percentage is nothing.
>>556748923Epic, are they gonna start ranting now too? After the countdown is over like Crimson 1 did on PW
new major order, kill the one true flag. Can we do this in time?
>>556748923>>556749450Sounds a lot like Hanoi Hannah.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3VeKnW9cNo
So can you actually go ingame and destroy the flag? Does something happens? Or is this just a nothingburger for players to clap like seals? I don't have Masters of Ceremony so I can't even check.
>>556750220Nothing matters in joel's wild ride
Why can't Arrowhead balance for shit?
During the invasion of Super Earth SEAF squads roamed around in groups of like 6 people.Now whenever I spot SEAF it is one or two just shoved in an alley somewhere. I want more of them.
>>556748778FVLL
>>556749395It's perfect. I've seen exactly that happen. picunrelated
>>556748641no medals - no deal
>random brings tank to commando mission>other random gets into the cannon seat with the intel>mission failedARROWHEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD
>>556751140bastion real
>>556751140is that warthunder?
>>556750220The issue is a few days ago Aurora was arguably a better target. When we didn't want to play ball, joel announced the liberation bonus, when we still wanted to dive Aurora he lowered the resistence, we still wanted to dive Aurora so he lowered it again, a lot of people still stuck with Aurora during the Lesath invasion so he tanked our progress and made Merak the gambit opportunity for the invasion.We tried to push on Aurora but every step of the way he's been slowly pushing Merak closer and closer to us until we finally gave in and did things his way and that's why people are pissed.
>>556736876I had a guy the other day that was level 28 constantly dropping napalm on himself. He chewed through 13 reinforcements just by himself, then had the temerity to call in the shuttle early.He got kicked.
>Comes back just in time for all our systems to get hacked and display messages>She also has comments where her tone implies shes sick of her role
>>556751140Cursed.
>>556750998I did this by accidentally standing on top of a supply tube when it popped up. It threw me into a bot gunship and then I went ricocheting into the stratosphere.>"Helldiver, you are leaving the mission area"
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243358471851/76561198039845988Bots on NuCreek?
>>556751556My entire Super Destroyer needs to go to re-education camp...
>>556751687Not a single helldiver from my ship will be touching Merak's soil. Fuck railroading joel
>>556751687failed. full within a minute?
>>556751770We can do Aurora Bay if you want
Is this Arrowhead seething about people not buying into their grunt fantasy?
>>556751850steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243358471851/76561198039845988Try again?
>>556751956pretty much, it reeks of sweden
why is all the progress for auroa bay resetting to 0% when im grinding out missions there enough to win the whole war?
>143k on Merakchuddivers lost
>>556752061failed. the join link is always the same for your account. it doesn't change.
What if the display numbers are fake, and everyone is diving on aurora but because they don't want aurora to get taken they put up fake and gay numbersNOTHING IS REAL
>>556738003>victory in 24 hours on Merak>still 36 hours in MOI sense more Swedish trickery as well.
Hello /hdg/Today I feel like shredding some hordes of chaff.Should I do a D6 bug or Illuminate mission?
>>556751956Arrowhead first began posting binary messages from the Automatons years before HD2 even launched, they're heavily attached to this idea. I imagine this new update has been a highlight for them.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243378657026/76561198141817078bots 10
>>556750471This is bot-chan's clumsy tsundere attempts at seduction. And it's working.
Im bringing in the flag on all bot missions. i dont care if its a meme weapon
Does the cheat engine sheet also has a thing to give me like 450 medals?
>bathe an illuminate zombie in flame with a torcher>he completely ignores being on fire and walks right up to you unimpeded to collect his stim taxthis game really does just kinda suck
>>556752293Jeets will take chort bay then attack merek. This has been joel's oc donut steal story we can't deviate from.
>It's not like I want you to join Cyberstan or anything...!
>>556751956No, it's the enemy doing propaganda you fucking retard
Wake me up when this faggotry is over. I am not gonna suffer any RP-faggots.
>>556752660and the enemy is SWEDEN
>>5567524102/4
God damn it I did a platinum mission with randoms and it was pretty good but someway somehow we were missing a single fucking platinum bar, and no more spawns anywhere on the map, and it was the last mission, am angy.That shit usually spawns like 50 of the fuckers, what the fuck.
>>556750998Just like ARMA
>>556752557I'm gonna Liberate.
>>556751956the "grunt fantasy" shatters during your very first dive>500+ enemy casualties for every 10 helldivers>super destroyer support>wide arsenal of tools including high tech experimental equipment>super strength and durability (500 kg platinum bars)but sure, helldivers are expendable grunts, just ignore the SEAF jobbers we have to constantly rescue
>>556751956>grunt fantasyRedditor hands typed this post.
>>556744141With the queso you have to at least shoot the back of the tanks, turrets and all that and if you're doing that then plenty support weapons are better sure. Queso the way I see it is insurance in case you can't go behind the bastards for whatever reason.
>>5567524103/4
>>556752978Remember, they play on d6 and think it's insanely hard. Swedes also can't into ludonarrative due to their own dissonance at the state of their own country. I fully expect a "guess what SEAF are militia and you are the guys ACTUALLY fighting the war it was all a lie ;;;)))))" kinda reveal.
>>556739343I believe they will just add a supply line from Merak directly to Cyberstan at this point
>>556752473flamethrowers not having some kind of stagger effect at least is a goddamn crimeEven a fucking brainless bug wouldn't just swagger through a spray of napalm to its dumb ugly face giving zero fucks about being roasted alive
>>556748923This station has the means to end this hideous war, in a definitive and elegant manner. Cyberstan shall be horrified by the number of lives we will take. Only then will they let go of their weapons... Weapons that would have taken the lives of billions.
So will they let me switch sides for Automatons (a.k.a the only cool faction) and invade other lobbies Dark Souls style?
>>556752410FVLL
>>556753236enemy flamethrowers having fucking aimpunch is a mystery to mebtw did you know the enemy has the exact thing you want? :)))))))))
>>556748923Option to defect when? Let me burn sweden.
>>556751956Why is every sperg here eternally convinced "Arrowhead" is "seething" about something at all times?Ever heard of planes during war dropping flyers on their enemies' positions to demoralize them?
>>556753402It's just mentally ill buffniggers.
>>556753258An invasion style pvp mode would be too kino for this game. Plus it would break the reddit clip generator system so it will never happen.
>>556753402Ironically, /hdg/ is buying into the bot propaganda>The poster says i am the bad guy? It must be true...
>>556751956Isn't this just parodying that Hannah Hanoi propaganda speech?https://youtu.be/w3VeKnW9cNo
AUTOMATONS WIVES SOON
what's your pvp loadout to kill redditors?
do any of y’all niggers actually enjoy the tank?2k hmg shots and 30 rr shots is without a doubt a solid amount of power, definitely above the mechs, but this garbage is no fun whatsoever to steer and aim.the only fun i ever had with it was when all four retards manned it and for once something akin to cooperation actually arose in this coop slop, gunners cleaning trash while main gunner took on heavies.
>>556753785It's the best thing to ever be added to the game if you have friends who play the game.
>>556753785there was tank only lobby a while back. it was pure kino
>>556753785omg is that skeleton okay?
>>556753969He is still discarding his disgusting flesh prison, give him time.
>>556738407*sigh*
>>556753778Senator.
>>556753664Kino reference desu
How do I kill a one true flag
>>556670075>2-7138,469,570 Reserves7,005,467,136 Helldivers KIA>2-8125,319,504 Reserves7,019,168,768 Helldivers KIA13,150,066 Reserve deaths13,701,632 Helldivers KIAThere is a discrepancy of about 551,566 deaths. If I had been keeping track since the beginning of the MO, I predict the discrepancy would be much, much larger.The numbers are being fudged.Super Earth (JOEL) is lying to you.
>>556751956I wonder if they're actually gonna anywhere with the calls for bots calling for people to defect. Would be fun to have an enemy type that's cyborged up rogue helldivers.
What if they enable a pvp/pve mode for this major order? Helldivers being able to defect and you drop into missions where others players try to stop you.
>>556753258anon....... it's just.....flavor text....
>>556753785It needs to get better suspension so tiny pebbles don't cause the gun to bounce way up into the sky, and also changing from moving to turning needs to happen faster.Right now it's a fun novelty but is too niche since settling into a good firing position takes too long.
>>556752987Thats literally what Arrowhead uses to describe their game
>>556754204the audacity of the swede to IRL lie to our faces and say our choices matter.
>another railroaded impossible to win MOFuck Sweden
>>556753778loyalist
>>556754191We spawned in as a 4-squad. Glitched 4 flags. Killed each other with the flags and blew up. Now all of our defection major order says kill 1 million one true flags, and our ticker is up by 1.
>>556754445>ImpossibleWhere's your DETERMINATION?!>I don't actually have OTF unlocked.
>>556753402Because you are, Joel. You got red in the ass mad that people wanted to destroy your jeet factories.
DEFECT
how do i kill the flag, i planted one and them threw a shitload of thermites at it and nothing happned
>>556754204This should not be surprising to anyone. If there was a chance at failure, the only conclusion would be no access to Cyber. That means no content. No developer will do that, it would literally kill a game to prevent content being released for such a minor and irrelevant reason like story.
I like how the defect mission has no reward but I still want to do it. I haven't even played this game in months.
>>556751956Must be weird to have that shit pop up and the democracy officer standing like ‘uh?’>>556754445>1Nani?
>>556754862>no developer will do thatIn two years, there's been a dozen times where this game had a "no developer would be stupid enough to do that"
Humans are always the good guys.
So does it actually count us killing one true flag users?
Hello weak fats cucks of /hdg/. Sat around all day this Sunday? Of course you did, useless cucks.
>>556755143No. Not once has any game dev ever stopped a development cycle just for a plot point. You people are genuinely retarded.
>>556753402>Why is every sperg here eternally convinced "Arrowhead" is "seething" about something at all times?Because those spergs are eternally seething about something. For them it's inconceivable to not be seething.
>>556755206>chudgitz in the current yearlmao
>>556744981>Release Maxigun which is just worse MMG in every way and refuse to give it any positive outside of no reload gimmick that isn't even all that useful>Follow it up with BFGL by giving it heavy pen and twice more ammo with smaller damage and radius>Okay cool, except GL got buffed to heavy pen and has more damage so less ammo doesn't matter as much due to needing less in the first place and its reloads are quick and mobile so lack of reload on BFGL isn't really incredible, turning GL stupid strong and new BFGL an overall worse versionIt's genuinely fucking perplexing, I thought swedes learned something from the Maxigun which was the reason for the BFGL heavy pen but then it turned out that was due to unnecessary GL buff. I anticipate Heavy Flamethrower is also just going to be inferior to the regular one somehow for no real benefit.At the very fucking least BFGL has 100 ammo compared to GL 40 (a whooping 150% increase) to compensate for being more ammo inefficient and taking up a backpack.Because I'm still seething about Maxigun giving you 50 more bullets, a 7(SEVEN)% ammo increase going from 700 to... 750.On a gun that pisses away way more ammo due to high RoF, dogshit accuracy and shit damage.For comparison if they increased the ammo by the same margin as BFGL, Maxigun would have 1750 ammo and in reverse situation BFGL would have 42 or 43 (lmao).They'll buff a decent weapon for no reason other than to make its supposed sidegrade worse in comparison but then never fucking touch the plenty of literally useless weapons we have.
>clankers starting propaganda and morale tactics right after their counter offensives got squashedThey’re…… afraid…..bueno…..
>>556755380Yes, the problem is, this is Arrowhead we're talking about. These fuckers are genuinely retarded and there's a non-zero chance they'd do it. Remember Meridia and them creating an entirely new biome just to play on it for a single week and never again?
>>556755512>>556744981They're balanced. You're retarded. Seethe more and lower the difficulty.
>>556755512>swedes>learningYou have too much faith in AH
>>556755738There have been 0 unique biomes. If you're talking about missions, those were tiny minor changes to existing maps with barely different objectives.
>>556753402They've been seething from the very first weeks of the game's release.
>>556755756BFGL and Maxigun are, solotrannies are just allergic to them because you need to keep up with resupplies, especially with the former.GL is not.
>>556755738>creating an entirely new biomelol it was just the usual grey sot jungle with a mexico tint
>>556755512GL legit has more total damage than BFGL, the damage difference is that huge. BEFORE supply pack.
>>556752557bratty clanker in dire need of LIBERATION
>>556756026Seethe more. Lower the difficulty.
>>556750471This bitch pisses me off
>>556755967Sounds like he is arguing with people, debate is good and an important part of Western civilization.Anyway this is a guy not "they", fuck off with your woke pronouns, tranny.
>>556756326Yeah, really productive debate they're having
>>556754862Joel has in fact done a lot to tank our chances of reaching cyberstan.
>>556756463Its. A. Linear. Story. Players have NO impact on what happens or when.
Our government is united in its determination to take all necessary measures in support of freedom and in defense of peace in the Valdis sector.
>>556756414Well it's hard to have a productive debate with plebbitors, they just pout and shower you with downboats.
>>556753402Swedes were horrified by the revelation that we can beat high difficulties. According to their own internal testing, where they can barely complete difficulty 5, difficulty 10 should have been almost impossible.>>556756326"They" in that context is plurally referring to all of Arrowhead, sperg. Don't reply to me. Unless you can't resist giving me more (You)s.
>>556750998this isnt even like a rubberband launch, its like you flipped the gravity of your tanks and made it think up was down. impressive
>>556751140is this the next grinding event reward
>>556755756>lower the difficultyWhy would anyone need to lower the difficulty with the current GL?
>>556756642>>556756414>post 2 year old news Retard
>>556754445I was wondering why I saw more people running around with the flag today...>>556756642I feel like at this point the devs should just accept that they aren't gonna make diff 10 actually hard and just make some super bullshit ultra hard mode.
>>556755967Where do you think he is now?
>>556755934>There have been 0 unique biomes.Meridia was a unique biome. Or, at least we haven't seen it again. Maybe there'll be another mega hiveworld some day, but that day is not today. And until that day, Meridia remains unique.
>>556756597Then why sell it otherwise?
>>556756898Hi, Fredrik. In retrospect, the whole situation was pretty funny.
>>556754826a pubbie actually shot at mine last mission, was cute
>asks me to defect>gives no option to do sotsk tsk tsk, the reds just cant do anything right
>>556756642"Arrowhead" is not a singular entity with a mind of it's own. Unsocialized retard.Also I remind you this all a reaction to Joel memeing with Bot demoralization propaganda and you deciding that means he is SEETHING. You are a genuine autist. "Horrified".
>>556757028Meridia isn't unique. And we've seen several of them, there's even one open right now.
>take one true flag>use any emplacement>the flag blocks the center of my screen>half the time it blocks the center of my screen when I am using a normal weapon toovery cool and epic sweden, how is this still an issue when the warbond is like a year old
>>556757028>>556756058
>>556757085Because marketing? Because if people think they impact the story, they play more = higher engagement metrics. None of this marketing works if people realise its just linear.
>>556757212You're attempting to explain something logical to an idiot who only thinks with emotions.
this shit is so gay im tired of arrowhead trying to make the automatons look misunderstood and super earth the heckin evil bad guys
They've already developed the assets for Cyberstan, it is all but assured that we will make it there regardless of what happens over the next few days. There are news clips for both Cyberstan victory and defeat, so Arrowhead might actually allow the players to influence the ending of this story arc.
>>556757378>confusing the Meridia biome with Hive Worlds
You can destroy flag by dropping it into rock grinder on automaton mission. It causes game to get locked with random bullshit written
>>556730389I am going for event - I will join randos kill them all at the end of a mission and will spam:01010100 01101000 01100101 0010000001100111 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100 0010000001101001 01110011 0010000001101100 01111001 01101001 01101110 01100111 0010000001110100 01101111 0010000001111001 01101111 01110101 00101100 0010000001100100 01100101 01110011 01100101 01110010 01110100 0010000001100001 01101110 01100100 0010000001101010 01101111 01101001 01101110 0010000001110100 01101000 01100101 0010000001110010 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 0010000001110011 01101001 01100100 01100101 00101110
>>5567576171/10 bait
Anyone got a lobby up?
>>556757274where are my meridian sinkhole missions, or my meridian TCS activation/failure mission thenhttps://youtu.be/ZE7cfO0AO7U?t=1359
>>556757626No. They're only showing both videos because last time they only made one for Super Earth victory and everyone realised it was fake and we couldn't lose. We are 100% losing in this stage of this linear story because they have not added boss fights yet.
>3 / 1,000,000>worry.png
>>556757762>Number went upOh shit
HOW DO I DEFECTHOW DO I KILL THE FLAG
>have to buy the warbond to do the MOFUCK SWEDEN
>>556757762i better not be getting fucked with about this. I thought the "MO" was just flavour text. you're telling me the swedes are doing something cool and unique?
This whole le epeic defect storyline is just bait to make you waste money on supercredits to unlock the worst warbond.
>>556758270READ NIGGA
What kind of grade "A" retard would defect?
>>556758409The amendment is cool
>>556758428>What sort of person wouldn't support Trump?>What sort of person wouldn't support Super Earth?
>>556758409AHEM
>>556757762>do this>go back to shipuhmmm bros
Fighting incels on the MO planetsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243383991976/76561198141964882
>>556757762What the fuck. It's working.Cheat divers I call on thee to set up a macro to endlessly throw flag stratagems into the grinders.
>>556756924If they make D11 everyone who was playing D10 will move to it and demand it be made less difficult. So that it's more like D10. Which was also made to be less difficult, so that it could be more like D9.
>>556758545Actually kino
>>556758476The automatons and illuminates are the epsteins. That’s why we went to war with the illuminate in the first place
>>556758503>>556758437Censor is better, has customization, and redacted regiment has other cool shit
>>556758428me nigger
please don't tell me i have to own the fucking warbond to do this
>>556758601Failed to join
They should give a cape to people who specifically DON'T do this.
>>556758805pay up goy
>>556758805You can use any other players flag.
>>5567487783/4 last mission
>>556758805looks like you do...fucking gay
>>556756924The problem with the devs is that they can't figure out how to make the game hard without just shoving a bunch of unavoidable one-hit kills or locking your controls for half the mission with ragdolls.
>>556758127I thought they did make a scenario for us losing last time, unless this was fake.
>>556758797
>>556758428Keep posting r/animemes tier slop and I might
>>556757762what planet even has rock grinders?
>>556757762>request 228 status 0>3, 1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243378657026/765611981418170782/4 need reinforcements for the last mission
>>556758859>>556758601it's public, should worki think it reset, try thissteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243384276081/76561198141964882
>>556758545hello char aznable
>>556759006still failed
>>556759006Timed out
Nah, you ain't tricking me into doing this. Players that destroy the flags will get their accounts flagged for future bullshit.
>>556759149>>556759206guhI have no idea what could possibly be wrongthis is the corerct linkwhat the fuck sweden
Where are the grinding pits?
>>556757762>>556758545Actually kino if this is real. I'm impressed that they managed to code all this
>>556759207I DONT GIVE A SHIT GLORY TO CYBERSTANI WILL DRINK THE STROYENT
>>556759321Automaton seize mining complex missions
almost makes me want to start dumping flags into grinders to find out if is-real...
>>556758862>this is all a reverse-psyop false-flag honeypot by Super Earth to weed out the weak and traitorous among their ranks
I wanna know if it's real, but at the same time I wanna larp as a loyalist
jetback sympathizers OUTthis is HUMAN NEIGHBORHOOD
>>556759387Thanks traitor
>>556758601>>556759006closing due to swedish AIDS??? this never happened beforemaybe next time.
>>55675954101101110 01110000 00100000 01101110 01101001 01100111 01100111 01111001
>>556759570Apparently alot of guys have that problem, you'll be alright champ. Never had it myself though.
>swiggers are using actual, honest to god hohol-style propaganda for the automatons' attempts to portray SE as the bad guys>mfw they are doing that unironically
>>556758545>Hunt the defectors>Helldivers 2 PVP event
are grinders random spawns or are they mission specific?
>>556760123highest IQ /hdg/ poster
>>556757762I found a grinder and tried placing the flag but it just got stuck on the ground how do you throw it in
>>556760170i haven't played in half a year
I am a staunch Super Earth patriot. THAT BEING SAID, I will obey Sweden just this once in case there's some ARG reward down the line. I'll report back if it's real.
>>556760291read the fucking thread
>>556760271use the discard menu i think
I'm finding great success with Reinforced Epaulettes + Hammer. That extra 20% damage seems to bypass flubbed hits that don't hit critical weakpoints. Haven't fucked up once against a Hulk since I switched to this passive. Whereas before it always felt like a 1/3rd chance for the Hulk to not die depending on the angle.
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>>556759850I'm terrified to imagine how PVP would work in this game.
>>556760271Swap support weapons
>>556760415MAMBO!
>retards aren't realizing this is going to kickstart the clanker death star, piloted and manned by rogue helldivers who defected
>>556758545>>556757762WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>556760493Would need a lot of changes because all diver weapons are comically, ridiculously lethal against other divers.
>>556757762>by dropping it into rock grinder on automaton missionWhat's the best planet/mission/difficulty to find one?
>>556758993>3, 1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679What does this mean
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>>556760415It only effects the bonk itself you can wear whateves
>>556760624Not even that>Have your team bring as many barrages as possible each>Accuracy by volume the other side.
>>556760493It never would of could lest the game be made wholly different.
>>556760304APPEARS fags are larping. Flag is not destroyed by foundries. I took the bait so you don't have to.
Alright so where's the /hdg/ rebel group so we can coordinate?
>Buying into Joel's goyslop.No, I refuse. Stop being gay and just release the new content.
>>556760639That's pi
>>556760921oh shit a sni
>>556760738>Bring 380, 120 and walking barrage>empty the entire reinforcements of the opposite team in two minutes because the bullshit engine forces the barrages to hit the opposite team right between the eyes each time.
>>556760846>>556760304nvm, just no explosion for destroyed flags. It must be a simple >if flag inside grinder>traitor +1
>>556760846I didn't get an error message but I did get the ship lights to all be red like >>556758545I just jumped into the meatgrinder with a flag on my back and returned to ship
>>556761038What planet/mission type to find grinders?
>>556760846>It went upThanks DISSIDENT
>>556760921i love pie
>>556760874Right this way.
Fuck nigger Joel Biden. Let's destroy 1 million flags before he can mak Merak auto liberate itself.
I refuse to do commando missions. Go fuck yourself AH>you need all these stratagems to finish a mission>NOOOOO YOU CANT USE THEM THIS IS A COMMANDO MISSIONFUCK YOU AND GO FUCK YOURSELF NEVER PLAYING COMMANDO MISSION NIGGER FAGGOT JOEL/AH
If I WERE to spawn infinite flags, throwing them by hand, how fast do you think we could destroy them?
Oy vey
Lobby doko?
>>556761093readthethread
>>556761472>643 repliesthanks niggertranny. link post.
>playing along with this gay ass media literacy swigger retardationDive squids instead
>>556761436>dude just give up! No
Cant seem to get it to work. I pick up the flag, jump into the giant grinder, die, flag hits the floor, go back to ship but nothing changes.
>>556760493That new bug where you can softlock the air control tower with a hellbomb resulted in a rando suggesting we "pvp" to lose the mission via reinforcement depletion rather than lose all our progress by quitting (we had cleared the rest of the map)I had an AMR and strafing run. Needless to say despite how honorable we were with not spawnkilling each other, everyone else got completely shit on by me and it wasn't close.
>>556761635I'm gonna dive into some squid cheeks after oiling up my dong in automaton blood.
>>556761472>ctrl+f "grinder">Every post is either just saying to put flag in a grinder or asking where to find grindersKill yourself you retarded double niggerfaggot.
>>556761697>That new bug where you can softlock the air control tower with a hellbombwat
>>556761093iirc it's Seize Industrial Complex.
>>556758127they made a failure condition for Super Earth, what are you talking about? If we lost, we'd have to find a new planet to take over as our "New Super Earth" while we planned to take back the old one. >>556758968 is what would've happened if we lost.
>>556761436>le enemy propaganda>they just sound like sarcastic assholesintentional?
>>556761660Same bwo.
They are setting this up as Helldiver Vietnam (not the Creek shit) where we'll end up retreating. Hell, maybe they'll turn Cyberstan itself into a super weapon
>>556761761You can blow up the air control tower with a portable hellbomb and it softlocks the objective terminal, resulting in the mission being unable to be completed. It's one of the like 5 known issues they added in this update along with strider rockets not killing them and gunship fabs being inconsistent with hellbombs.
>>556761436>reserve counter is fakeWE KNEW
>>556737967>No moneyWtf? Aren't transitions covered by their state health insurance anymore? How'd they burn through all their cash?
>>556761887Cyberstan turns into the Clankstar.Clankstar then sets course for Super Earth.And we will stop it in a down to the wire nailbiter battle to save Super Earth, again.
And what does grinding the flag MO get us if we were to actually win it somehow?
>>556761846>GOOD MORNING SARR YOU MUST FEEL VERY EMBARASSED TO BE LOSING SO BAD HAHAHAHA
>>556762062i wanna see what they do, simple as
>>556761038>>556760846To confirm you had it in your hands and just jumped into a grinder then quit to ship? Not working for me at all.
Sorry Cyberstan Sarah, not buying it.
>>556762062The gratification of telling Joel to go fuck himself.
>>556761932The gunship fab one is the only one that fucking irritates meStealthing to a double gunship objective just to touch off a bomb that kills nothing and get fucking swarmed by 6 buffed gunships while I have a quasar is going to give me an aneurysm
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243385210732/76561197995757904
Strap me to a hellbomb and throw me into a clanker assembly factory. I am ready.
>>556761436>automatons are getting so assraped that theyre sending propagandahehe get fucked clankers
>>556762358Why are you bringing the queer cannon to bots?What's it good for?
>>556749985gg, the first mission was absolutely nuts.Dropships were a lot crazier than I've seen recently.
>>556762414>failed to join
>The defectors will be able to play as Cyborgs>We will be able to attack super earth colonies>SEAF will be the cannon fodder and they'll add super earth npcs for us to mob downKino.
>>556738830They could have just had the usual vo guy from their commercials talking over footage and it would have been fine.
i've seen so many low level players bringing these boosters to d10 bot missions since this operation started and it's pissing me off.if they want to help the major order, why not turn the difficulty down? if they want to grind, why not go fight illuminate on d10?
>>556762414Failed to join
>herro GI ur losing ur misinformedI'm going down to Merak to shut Clanker Clara up and find out who laced my stimsd10 botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243385612557
>>556762793>crossplay enabledwhy
i fell in the grinder holding the flag, what happens now? It still shows the flag on the map and nothing changed
>>556762692Because higher difficulty gives more rewards. It's that simple. D10 should give the same rewards as D9 but be harder, that would fix the problem of 1. not having a difficulty that is hard and 2. stopping idiots joining because they believe they deserve rewards.
I leik the ballistic shield.
I can't believe we fell to 5-10K before the 60 day patch
Ignore the dispatches they are ENEMY PROPAGANDA.
I've done this four times now and still no red mood lighting in my ship nor number go upfuckin clankers
>>556762876Imo I think its currently bugged as everyone now knows how to do it and it probably crashed/broke the tracker when 50k people started jumping into holes.
Don't care about MOs, don't care about in-game messages, or whatnot. I'm just following the blob to farm medals & SC without being noticed.
>>556761932works fine on my machineare you sure one of your retards didn't get killed while interacting with the slot?
>>556762793full>>556762868because most of the other hosts also had it enabled and it annoyed me to constantly switch it back
>>556762892that doesn't answer my question of why they don't fight the illuminate, the easiest faction.
>>556762754>>556762524i'll relaunch and make a new link steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243387142367/76561197995757904
>>556762868>broooo not the purity of my lobbies aiiie the consoleniggersdumb niggerno pubs are allowed into /hdg/ lobbies anyway and having crossplay enabled gives you access to the social tab
>>556762970>joel seething
>>556762459Quasar is goated on botsWith redacted armor D10’s are trivial if you use jump pack to perch somewhere high and just snipe fabs from a mile away for ten minutes Pretty much the only thing the quasar doesn’t trivialize in bots is the fact that it takes three hits to the face to kill a factory strider
>>556763050illuminate aren't fun
is being a traitor or loyalist more likely to get me a new cape? also, disregarding the first war, who is CURRENTLY worse to side with?
>>556763179It would be the opposite. Super Earth are the bad guys, people defecting would be aligned with most normal people including arrowhead. Whats the opposite of seethe? Probably raving.
>>5567630563/4
>>556763428If they were smart there would be 2 capes, one if you stayed loyal and one for being a defector. In terms of more valuable; easily defector. Most people will end up being loyal (not playing currently, didn't figure out the secret, ect).
>>556763482>Super Earth are the bad guys
>>556762692They’re retarded and don’t understand that sitting in time out is punishment for running out the respawn counterWhich usually means that you’re too stupid to disengage from a losing firefight on bots, or too selfish to stick with the group on a spread democracy mission
>>556763217>sniping fabsI sleep. Why bother playing D10 if you're just going to sit somewhere and snipe fabs?
>>556763598>Are we the Super Baddies?
>>556763598They are. HD1 was very, very clear that the Super Earth government is evil.
>>556741931Kind of reminds me of when you see an African or Arab shooting an AK, they kind of hold it out at arms length and it shakes around all over
>>556763056fullhttps://youtu.be/BDHIXV6cpwE?list=PLmjcmy0WOQTjJBhn2ibobAtv53879pYFq
>>556743280>>556741931Helldivers are literally untrained. You go through the whole training experience in the tutorial did you even play the game?
>>556763591Should be armor, and should be like the Christmas cape where if you didn’t land on cyberstan, you don’t get shitDefector divers should get a red glowing eye bot helmet and bot capeLoyalist divers should get MoT helmet and cape
>>556763873Wrong. Faggot.
>>556757762Translating this:>"You god damn fucking nigger you wernt supposed to actually do that. Youre the evil hellchuds, remember?"
>>556763985That would piss people off, no one really cares for capes. >>556764030Post your source/evidence.
I dont have the flag thoughbeit so I cant defect...
>>556763708Sure, but nobody alive now was part of the first galactic war. It's not their fault things are this way and we're just fighting for survival.
>>556763704Because playing everything commando style without strats and supply is actually engaging and fun At 150 and all unlocks and war bonds I’ve earned the right/bear the burden of finding my own fun
>>556764137same
do you need to be host for it to count as a defector? my ship is normal and not red
>Dropped the flag into the grinder>Jumped with the flag into the grinder>Nothing happenedWhat's this bullshit now?Do I have to finish the mission for it to register? Tried killing myself enough to fail it instead too but that didn't work either.
>>556763708>>556763705>jewish lies Super earth is good
>>556763873>Helldivers are literally untrained>A team of 4 dudes literally route entire enemy armies on the regular
if defector divers get anything it's on sight with anyone dropping wearing that shit
>>556764416jews are evil retard, that would just make SE evil again
>>556764357Jumped in the grinder, waited a few minutes then dropped another flag in lava. Died a few more times to fail then my ship was red as soon as I got back.Joining another mission reset it.
>>556764095You go through a training section when you first start the game retard.>b-b-but I said thatYou said "literally untrained". So kill yourself.
>>556764168You're getting into philosophy now. Super Earth is evil in HD1 and evil in HD2, and the government in HD1 caused all three wars as they did in HD2. Its the whole point of the setting/lore. The bugs only evolved in HD2 because Super Earth keeps attacking them, the bots returned to liberate Cyberstan and the Squids didn't even exist in this universe until they opened a blackhole that let them in. Whether the average citizen, SEAF or Helldiver is evil really depends on whether you define unknowing support as evil. Or if you have to be aware that this is all propaganda in order to be evil.
>>556763873I was an infantry Marine for 5 years, and there is not a fucking chance I could reload and operate as many weapon systems as a Helldiver can as smoothly as they can and under fire
how the fuck can i destroy this faggot flagi cant throw it away at all
>>5567646642 more tours in the local superfund site will figure that out for you right quck
>>556764560>5 minutes is training Retard. >>556764664That's called suspension of belief. The actual in-game lore training time is half a day then you get frozen and stuck on a Super Destroyer. The fact they can operate those weapons is just because its a video game.
did swiggers just release a new mission or something?
>>556764485AH is probably too stupid to actually do something like this but PVP missions where one helldiver that gets chipped in the head and has 5 respawns gets dropped from a bot overship to harass the four normal divers would be fun
>>556764757Its bugged. I think it broke (Surprise not lmao). The counter went to 1, then 3, then 2929 and got stuck there.
>>556764810>literally untrainedYou're the retard making the retarded claims and now you're upset you're called a retard for saying retarded shit.Stay retarded.
>>556764810you can't have your cake and eat it to, just admit there is SEVERE ludo-narrative dissonance between the gameplay and sweden's headcanon.
>>556757762>>556758545>>556759323>>556760271>>556760605>>556760628Lying fags. You just stab the ground and keep it in your hands.>>556760390Nope. Doesnt work.
>>556764664To be fair, if a video game were to simulate shaky reloads that take variable amounts of time under stamina, duress and other factors, plus jams, accidental discharges, mud or the fuckin acid rain, etc on our weapons? This game would suck absolute and total ass. There's some acceptable breaks you have to make for it to be playable. Helldiver competency basically boils down to player competency otherwise.And we both know most of these players ain't competent.
Haven't played in about a year. What war bonds should I get?
>>556764909everytime pvp comes up i think it's healthy to remind people that one pellet from a shotgun at max range is enough to half health you and inflict heavy bleeding. There is no pvp in this game worth a damn
>>556765023Siege breaker is fun for the hammer.
>>556764810>The actual in-game lore training time is half a dayWrong.
>>556764810with how militarized SE is do you really think the first time people handle a gun is when they are 18 and join the space SEALS?
>>556764946That is, by definition, untrained. Sorry about your grade 3 English ESL but you're wrong.
i miss tanks. when can we fight tanks again? war striders tongue my anus
>>556765023the newest one with the hammer for sure, don't miss it its a lot of fun
>Swedes having another meltdown over Helldivers being one man armies againSorry Sven, not everyone is terrible like you. Time to go back to your conscription.
>>556764757People are the "flag". Team killing makes the number go up.
>>556764982>>556765120The lores the lore, get over it. >>556765125That is a completely different point and the game doesn't give any indication that citizens get training.
>Dont have the warbond for the one true flag to destroy for CyberstanIm so fucking mad
>>556765309I accept your concession, Sweden.
>>556764504The jews are the cyborgs >>556764653The bugs, bots, and squids still want to kill humanity though. Even if super earth were the bad guys in hd1 it doesn’t matter now because the people now were not involved and are simply fighting to live
>>556765023Servants of Freedom is probably the first you should get just for the portable hellbomb. Incredible for dealing with stratagem jammers.
>>556764946>>556764982>>556765120>>556765125>Game literally opens with you going through the Helldiver training program from start to finish>NU UH THEY ARE HIGHLY ELITE SPECIAL FORCES SUPER EARTH TOLD ME!!!1!The lack of literacy by you people is genuinely amazing.
>>556764757That's because there's a typo, it's meant to say "destroy the one true fag", you're meant to complete it by jumping into a meat grinder.
>>556765524I already accepted your concession, retarded swedish baiter.
>>556764984Take a second support weapon, and switch them to throw the flag in. When you switch from the flag you actually throw it instead of planting.You fucking dummyThat said, I threw like 5 flags already and nothing fucking happened.
>>556755512They should make certain strats take up more than one strat slot. Like the actual slot in load out I mean, not just taking up a backpack spot. That way they could justify in their swigger brains one strat just being a better version of another one (ie the BFGL being identical to the GL in power but having no reload)
Anyone that says Helldivers arnt the Super Earth version of Space Marines is a huge self-report
>>556765175>literally untrained>shows being trainedlollmao even
>>556765524>>556765309>0 actual arguments
>>556765450It does matter. Super Earth had enslaved the Cyborgs and were force farming bugs. They then brought the Squids into the galaxy again. Had they just not done any of those things none of this would have started. Anon this is LITERALLY the whole point of Super Earth, they're the aggressors 100% of the time.
>>556765602Thank god I am not as uneducated as you.
>>556765786I accept your concession.
>>556765524And yet a dozen Helldivers can decimate entire enemy fronts.
>>556764757Go to Fury and walk into lava with it. Keep walking into lava to burn the rest of your reinforcements and fail the mission. You're welcome.
>>556765703humans have the mandate of heaven against transhumanists, insects and aliens, actually.
Is there anyway to find a flag in on the maps because I do not have the warbond.
>>556761846They should get a job with shareblue shitting up 4chan
>People falling for video game propagandaHD2 is to propaganda what the Blood Plague in WoW was to pandemics.
>>556765616>>556764984Destroying flags means killing fellow divers
>>556765868Super Earth is non-religious just the same as it was in Starship Troopers where its taken on a token role in society.
lobby doko?
>>556765972>>556765616Its bugged. The way to do it is throw yourself into a grinder with the flag. But its not working for anyone anymore, probably because Swedes servers couldn't handle whatever fuckery was tracking this shit.
>>556760921
>>556762058They really kind of blew their load having the invasion of super earth be their first big mo. I guess they had damaged their rep so badly at that point that they needed the boost though
Can you still do underground missions with bug planets or did I miss out on that?
>>556765786youre arguing with retards on a forum about made up shit, newsflash pal, youre a retard too.>>556765981you think i meant super earth is religious instead of using a turn of phrase? Cassus Belli then you retarded fuck.
>>556762924People like to pretend the Galactic war isn't one of the main selling points of the game but it keeps people coming back
>>556766091>Finally something interesting, fresh and organic even if really simple>Fuck it up somehow anyway
>>556766248>Cassus Belli Don't use terms you don't understand
>>556765703they can't leave the bugs alone and ignore the spore cloud slowly spreading out of the gloomthey can't ignore the boys jumping to occupied worlds to turn civvies into meat pastethe squids only came back as a consequence of destroying a particularly infested planet that could've furthered the spread of spores
>one true fag is lava-proofwell shieet, what nowI just want to drink that bot kool aid
>>556766248>Doesn't even see the irony in his post No, really, thank god I am not as uneducated as you. I can't fathom how you can live with yourself being that stupid.
>>556765703>enslaved the cyborgsThe cyborgs attacked first>farmed the bugsBugs attacked first>squidsWere in the Epstein files
>le helldivers is le untrainedWhere do you fags even come from? Reddit?Kys.
>>556766421>Confusing current events with past events You should probably just start with past and present tense before going off and seeing the first few MOs and backstory for HD2.
Your helldiver's in-game performance and abilities is the canon representation of a helldiver.
>>556766431Once again we see democracy wins.
>>556766550It's the major ludonarrative dissonance between the game lore and actual gameplay. In SWEDISH LORE, one day of training ----> grunt fantasy ---> lol helldivers suck. IN ACTUAL GAMEPLAY ---> unmatched killing machines that slaughter armies.
>>556766550that is precisely where they come from
>>556766431Repent and dive on aurora
Its funny how 40k is technically a satire but GW doesnt constantly shove it down peoples throats because they know nobody cares about it. Arrowhead should take notes.
>>556766421Something tells me you don't actually want to know the truth and just like your retarded fanfic version
>>556766785>le 1 day trainingStop pulling numbers out of your ass.
>>556766785Its the same shit with Darktide.Rejects that nobody would miss expected to die very quickly that shrug off Daemonhosts and Beasts of Nurgle like nothing. People still dont understand that what makes a game fun and in-game canon are different things
>>5567668751 day of helldiver training, play the tutorial. I am not disagreeing with you, it's retarded as ludonarrative always takes precedence over headcanon (show, don't tell.). But the Reddit lemmings have "media literacy" aka they obey whatever their swedish masters tell them is right.
>>556766979Where do you get the number from then?
>>556766853>40k>satire You're confusing camp and space opera with satire. Helldivers is satire, as is the Starship Troopers movie, unlike the book which is not satire.
>>556766894If only AH didn’t come right out and directly state that everything that happens in-game is canon then, huh?
>>556766431Stop being so fucking gullible I beg you
>>556766785One day of HELLDIVER training. They're already pulled out of the best SEAF has to offer.
>>556766979>>556766875>>556766785In setting lore for Helldivers training is half a day period. There is literally no debate here. Saying otherwise is like saying Helldivers deploy in Ferraris, they don't. Whether you think thats fucking retarded, or not, given what Helldivers achieve is 100% irrelevant.
>>556767198Where do you get this number from? Can you read?
im stupid. please help
If I am not a highly trained warrior of freedom how come I burn thousands of bots in laser fire without dying?
>>556731802They didn't pay 40 dollars to carry an object from point A to point B.
>>55676685340k has been played completely seriously for at least 20 years at this point.
>>556767290Nothing anyone says will change your mind. You've become defensive and gone into an emotional lock down to save face. Go outside, touch grass, its just a video game. The fact you got so triggered over this is pathetic.
>>556767319Where was this?
>>556767027Not that anon, however:The Starship Troopers movie is satire in the same way that late night comedy shows are political discourse or 15 year-olds in the 00s making youtube videos about atheism is theological debate.
>>556767198>Saying otherwise is like saying Helldivers deploy in FerrarisWell they do command their own personal destroyers, pretty odd for someone who is just a "grunt" to have that kind of privilege
>>556767319what am I looking at
>>556767198>Players physically see the entire helldivers training experience >Delusional redditfags think there is magically some other training that takes place between arriving at facility, crawling under turrets and being frozenYou can't expect idiots to learn anything its by definition their nature
>>556767198The standard life expectancy of a Helldiver is also like, two minutes. So you badasses that can run through whole armies with no one lost are exceptions.
Days since last nonsense?
Shut up faggots play the game.Lobby doko
Okay anons, what warbond has the most fun stratagems/ good cosmetics combo?
>>556767449All you have to do is post proof.You're talking out of your ass and it needs to stop.
>>5567673190 to 9 from top to bottom
So is the defection thing just a larp? Shame on me to expect anything good out of sweden
>>5567675800The traitor counter broke and destroying the flag now does nothing. Like it took 2k people and less than 2 hours it before it broke.
>>556767668https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WToBa4ObNOw
>>556767489>Well they do command their own personal destroyers, pretty odd for someone who is just a "grunt" to have that kind of privilegeYou're not actually commanding anything. The Democracy Officer calls the shots, you're just contributing resources to build up this particular destroyer and then getting missions he's putting up for you alongside HD central command. There's a reason why when you boot the game up, return to the ship or so forth, they wheel in a random Helldiver, it's basically just everyone being told they're leading the destroyer but interchanging every single other day or death.
>>556767557>Players physically see the entire helldivers training experienceWe didn't see our helldiver get birthed. Nor growing up.Do Helldivers just phase into existence?
>>556767762>Avg. Age (years) 18.7>Avg. Combat Rediness Rating: 27.1% >Expected Survival Rate: 21.3%Done and done. Helldivers are not elite period.
>>556767319Someone else translate this. I'm too lazy
>>556767664democratic detonationtruth enforcersservants of freedom
The countdown is for their attack on SE I bethttps://files.catbox.moe/zyhx1s.mp4
>>556768084Anon your cape is borked.
>>556767321We appear so highly skilled because we actually play as the Super Destroyer itself, which telepathically controls Helldiver meat puppets ala Cortex Command.
>>556765703>They then brought the Squids into the galaxy again.There was no way to know imploding Meridia would let the squids in.
>>556768165Yes there was, if you read any of the MOs leading up to using the fluid. It was very clear that it wasn't normal fluid and there was even one that specifically said some scientists thought it was a bad idea because of its warp properties.
>>556767762>already wearing helldiver armorThanks for showing everyone that the tutorial is just the graduation exam.
>>556767319It's a shitty QR code.
>>556768268It could have opened a wormhole, how would we have known the squids were on the other side?
Doko koko soko lobby steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243390011119/76561198040375859steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243390011119/76561198040375859
>>5567630563/4 https://youtu.be/SFXfL8mrMMI?list=PLmjcmy0WOQTjJBhn2ibobAtv53879pYFq
>>556768084>leaving your mic on right next to your CPU-fan going haywirerookie mistake
>>556766431>the television on my super destroyer says our enemies are gay and retarded>they actually are
>>556768346you can click it and stop rings from spinning though
>>556767773>The Democracy Officer calls the shotsNo he doesn't lol. The final decision as to where to deploy is the Helldivers, who can choose completely ignore the major order and deploy on the other side of the galaxy if they so choose. MO's are literally just suggestions to us.
>>556768392FVLL
>>556768143Well yeah, but I'm still a highly trained Super Destroyer
>>556750172it makes me happy knowing that tank is most likely now scrap metal rusting in some field
>>556768835That's right anon. You're the best of the best.You fly so good.
>>556767319how did you get this image you stupid bastard?
Is there anyway for people who don't have the flag warbond to do the minor objective with the flag?
>>556768945>>556768143Ever read the Old Man's War series? It's got stuff like that in it
>>556768143I wish Cortex Command was actually finished.
>Retarded Swedes bugged a mission type giving only 10 minutes to destroy bio processorsWhat drives such incompetence?
>>556769208bio processors are way to tanky
>>556769208this retard can't even read
>>556768598Fool that you are, you do not even recognize that it is the DO who provides the locations you are allowed to deploy to.Deploy to Super Earth, your homeland. You cannot. Because your false government is lying to you.
So is this MO actually doable? Is defecting an option?
>>556769271shut up clanka
>>556769208>>556769267I refuse to believe AH actually greenlighted this stupidly unbalanced mission type.
>>556769271>heavily armored mech says SE>gets its leg shredded by light pen weapons>here's your own tank says SE>vulnerable to rifle AP bulletsY'know, maybe super earth IS lying
>>556769271Aw man i posted the wrong image. post ruined.
>>556768598A Major General gives an order for his division. The lower ranked officers decide how to carry out.Who is in charge of the division?
>>556769471Lower the difficulty
New>>556769724>>556769724>>556769724
>>556769043I don't read.I just dive.
I'm switching to Truth Enforcers gear for the rest of this MO
>>556770078Welcome comrade
>>556772580Why is your bridge red?
>>556772641It is time you learned ze truth about ze Galactic War...
>>556763308and dying 25+ times and missing objectives when you're trying to get xp is?
“Against all the bots that Cyberstan can conjure, all the wickedness that cyborgkind can produce. We’ll send unto them, only you. Rip and Tear until it is done”
