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why must we continue to suffer
Surely this thread will be better.
When will the events get good?I have such a low bar for event stories, but this game is still somehow worse than Priconne and Grubble, since the MC(me) doesn't appear in event stories.>but muh main story and careerIt's never enough
>>556790950is there no salvation...
>>556790903I'm drunk and this scared the shit out of me
>>556790946holy BASED
>>556790996All the effort goes into the realistically shaped inner pussy walls that will never be shown to the public
There needs to be a name for this part of the tail.
>>556790842TopRo enjoy bukakkes
>>556789225Truthnvke Daiwa Scarlet wants (You), and so does other umas like Gold City. If you can't see that then you are as dense as the harem anime protagonist that people make fun of
Teio's casual outfit is great
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/NjiZp6https://jiggie.fun/NjiZp6
>>556789225>>556791097What about Dober?
>>556790996Die traitor, DIE
>>556791172I don't have her so she's not for me
>>556791097>see if you just clean off the shit you get the same delicious meal you’d get elsewhereI hate characters designed for women
Right is a no brainer right even with a gambling GW?
>>556791097I would like for anons to stop being so ridiculously insecure about Gold City and Curren.
>>556790996New events are just another cygames' excuse to milk their players with new outfits, they never cared about the story of those, the good writers go the main story and career mode
>>556791097Erm you'll have to be more specific as to HOW and WHAT brought you to that conclusionOr what, you're telling me my uma who once got into my office all naked and threw me some condoms and called me an idiot, actually likes me?I'm not the stupid who forgot her clothes. Those were male condoms too, she can't even use them!
>>556791137it's impressive how NTR kinda looks like Meeku, is a whole uma you can train and has an entire backstory, yet is more boring and drab than the OC that has 6 lines
The only uma that should be raped is Doto
>>556789716I am sexually attracted to giant Grass Wonder
>>556790996I'd rather have trainer not show up than having him do either absolutely nothing or get cucked like in your average grub event and fate episode
>>556791257what do you mean?
Uma rape isn't real
Is Oguri good for Capricorn?
I'm a Pace chadDo I really have nothing to roll for except Nishino Flower, Tach/Light banner and Ramonu banner for the next year? I'll probably just permaborrow the Goddess Pal card since I heard that was a good idea. There aren't any umas I really like either, though I'll be willing to roll for them if they are meta enoughI have MLB Kita, Fuku, FineMo and 1LB Creek though I'm using selector tickets to slowly MLB Creek so I won't roll for Mr. CB/Creek banner.
>>556791240Scarlet was designed for older men who grew up when tsundere were trendy.A character designed for women would be like, Air Shakur.
>I love NTRstop saying this
>>556791307Good luck.
>>556791167me at the club on the right ( I don't look like that tho)
>>556791240Women don't play this game and if they do they self insert as some uma to imagine themselves getting fucked by a hor trainer
>>556791097People who dislike or hate tsunderes just don't want to put up with the annoyance of navigating through their catty behavior when they could settle for women who are unconditionally nice to them from the get-go
>>556791397>is Cap good in Cap
>>556791097if they do - why do you need to debate it like its some revelation ? Insertfags are always so insecure
>>556791172Dober is pretty distant and cold towards you (male trainer obviously) but suffers such a mental breakdown after the arima kinen race she slowly becomes super for (You) during last year
>>556791354They are constantly trashtalked here for no good reason, and that is annoying. Dudes seem to think they are soldiers in a war against the bad kind of femininity or some crap. It's depressing.
>>556791541
Uhoh Reddit is having a melty
>>556791328Still better than genshin or shart rail>protag exists>you control him and your objective is to solve everyone's problems>resident god/rando steals your thunder and all you get is a thank you for watching them be heroes while you're uselessAt least on the other ones your protag DOES things other than sitting in the hero-cuck chair
>>556791480>they self insert as some umaThey're dykes too, anon. They just self insert as their own trainer-san and date their trainee just like men do.
>>556791328I doubt they could fuck it up more than FGO did
>>556791547You could always leave.
>>556791547That's because Curren is a whore
>>556791547Women/tranny hands typed this
>>556791424the more you use it, the more it sticksnow we just gotta find an uma with NTS and BSS and the other acronyms so that we can cleanse the internetimagine one day reading the word and instead of thinking of degeneracy you think of umamusume
AAAAAAHHHH GOLD CITY IS SO PRETTY WHY CAN'T SHE BE REAL....
>>556791674>>556791693Insecurity defense force, ARISE
>>556791501>when they could settle for women who are unconditionally nice to them from the get-goThose women only exist in fictionThat's why people do like tsunderes. Those are all women on earth
>>556791651No they don't, that's just your fantasy
>>556791541because people make it their full-time job to be dense motherfuckers and my full-time job is to post on 4chanI'm improving my standard of life with each post
>>556791728>the redditor is back with his faggy complaintsLmao
>>556791672last year they released two female bridal characters after 11 years of not being a thing despite every good gacha having them. guess what? danchou, the main character, didn't show up in either of the unit's story events
>>556791640>Being a slave and playing the game manuallyYADA
>>556791172What about her?
>>556791547imagine defending whores on a basket weaving forum while your eggs are drying up
oreng
>>556791880Eat your vegetables
>>556791406You could look at the Daiwa power card coming in April. Pretty bad for aces unfortunately because she has the gold version of head on but could be good for your parents which means you only really need 0-1LB
>>556791728Why don't you go back to xitter and spam the bakushin pits with your friends?
sooooo is Air Shakur for you?what can torena offer to her?
>>556791902Egg's don't dry. They hatch.
>>556791840>and my full-time job is to post on 4chan>and my full-time job is to post on 4chan>and my full-time job is to post on 4chan
>>556791902imagine inserting yourself as a cuck surrounded by whores and not a gigachad surrounded by for (You) virgins
>>556791640wow you should probably go discuss that on reddit instead of here you tremendous faggot
>>556791902You are defending people who are afraid of a cartoon girl whose great crime is to... be nice to people and look cute.
>>556791547Anon they are just joking...
>>556791986
i have my own headcanon that TABO! slightly vibrates when shes standing still because of how much energy she has
>>556791541>>556791619>>556791097Gold City bukkake
>>556791640>create a new fresh account>have it bot your club to SS rankRetarded because then they'd carpet bomb your club if they decide to investigate because they can't pin it on one guy, that is if they choose to do anything.
>>556791547Oh. That makes sense. The shittalking Curren Chan is just funny, like the Mayano/Brian feud. I do it myself all the time, but I also just pulled Curren and absolutely adore her. Daiwa is so blatantly for (You) (Shich too, just to a less open extent) I can only imagine they didn't read the careers.
>>556791985My dick
>>556791985She's into you if your dick is bigger than 7cm
>>556792037Jokes are funny. Those are robotic spasms.>>556791942Why do you think people have any idea what you are talking about? What kind of a loser even uses that stupid site anymore?
This thread will be better
>>556792007>tranny drawing
Mambodacchi I am flying I will miss my dailies today
Are you guys being mad about women again or if you can kiss drawings or not?
I flatlined today.
which umas shake it like a polaroid picture
>>556792273enjoy the flight
>have the ability to enjoy fictional women that have all the positives and none the negatives of 3d women>still wants the negativesWhat's the point?
>>556791541Cause clearly it's easy to bait retards like you
>"I wanna read uma story...what site can I use">looks it upof course it's called umareaderOf Course They would call it UmareaderOF FUCKING COURSE IT'S UMAUMA UMA UMA
>>556792273Safe flight mambro
>>556792273Fly safe, mambodancho.
>>556792417I'm uploading this to umastagram
>>556792417umad bro?
>>556792336It's not flatlining until you do it for another dayKeep at it soldier
>>556792417Umad bwo?
>>556792379Are you not aware of the concept of "taste"? Is this your first time encountering other people, ever?
uh oh sweepy
>>556792417
>>556792354No one because only niggers do that
Is this the Topro thread? I love inchou so much guys
>>556792417>saying this while posting an Uma image on Umachan on your Umaputer
Btw I fucking love mamboAnyone else?
>here lies Smart Falcon
not liking tsunderes is having a horrendous bad taste, they're always the most realistic representation of women in any media they're in
We love menhera women here
>>556791640Meanwhile the main sub cannot handle the mere existence of Mayano Top Gun. Therefore she is now the 4chan Uma
>>556792532HAI HAI I wasn't going to, but I swore to my Mambros I'd pull Mambo. So I will. Hopefully I get her before 200 kita pulls........
NOi will be the one that fertilizes Falco's eggs before they dry up completely
>>556792553>0 effortI know we shitpost here but this one is pathetic
>>556792532Yes! In fact there are some who call me mambro...
>>556792515u ok?
>>556792487Just go outside and meet real women bwo
>>556792417Screenshotting this and sending it to my friends on umacord
>>556792606w-w--what is she showing Mayano?!
>>556792591And that's why they're shit
>>556792719My dick
>>556792417You're never gonna believe the lyrics to this songhttps://youtu.be/nFWkYZ1emzk
>>556792417Umastradamus predicted this by the way.
>>556792683>Just go outside and meet real women
>>556791986Rudolf's eggs are getting fertilised
>>556792671Yes, I just know how you use Polaroids like a normal human being and not a monkey
>>556792823
>>556792753I don't think so, she's not laughing
>>556792771The carrotbagool
>>556792591I like them cause they usually come with twintails that I use as handlers to fuck them from behind
Are people seriously going to pull for Tachon /Maru SSR Speed? They know that cards like Ramonu Wit and Condor Pasa speed are coming later?
>>556792869GOTTEM
>>556791252Yes, although you should have gotten other gold skill and not just NSM
>>556792881Yes.
Do I run Festival Shichi as a Late or Pace in CM10?
>>556791252Show deck?
>>556792274>kiss drawingsI am still wondering what "for (you)" even means. Of course they're all for you because their Japanese creators designed them solely to please you in some way. Of course they're all not for you because they and their whole universe are fictional. The only significant wiggle room in the middle would have to arise from something like what genuine waifuists (people who SERIOUSLY consider themselves to be in longterm loving relationships with fictional characters) would practice. But surely the average anon here would only mock those people and would not want to become one. And also, a waifuist could still choose any character in this game as a waifu, regardless of how her in-game story goes.Of course if there were some trainees who canonically hooked up with you while others canonically did not, then it'd be different. But they are clearly all left mostly ambiguous in this respect. So again, aside from maybe a few exceptions I haven't seen yet, they are all equally for you and equally not for you.My tentative conclusion is that people who say "for (you)" are completely retarded.
>>556792881>Pulling on Ramonu>When Almond Eye is coming latershiggy
>>556792869I'm not Shakur bro
>>556792591I don't like Tsundere's because they are a trope of really bad anime romance comedies and commonly apart of the trope of where cute stuff happens and it never goes anywhere. Frankly I am a fan of the mentally ill anime girls and the ones that aren't intentionally designed to be cute or have marketing appeal. Perhaps even cartoonish looking. Any fellow Mini enjoyers here?
>>556792719Nice Nature accepting trainer's cockShe got embarrased when I started licking her anus
>>556792839U don't seem ok :(
>>556792964
>>556792957Not gonna read all that but I hope you recover
>>556792881FrontrunnerGODS will be rolling for Maru.
Why are you guys arguing about women?
>>556792957>But they are clearly all left mostly ambiguoussure, of course that's correct. They're all ambiguous, it could be taken in any number of directions. Just like how (You) and Riko don't do anything lewd at the inn when she suggests you spend the night, she just dresses fast in the morning, standard procedure
>>556792981Opera O is a spanko? WTF I like her even more now.
I like it when the umas eat a lot
>>556793130it's angry time apparently
>>556792501He quitNo proof he was banned
>>556793124tl;dr autism
>>556792881You actually have to pull the Tachyon banner anyway since you need the Light Hello Pal card in the same banner because "LOL scenario mechanic", at least you can pray for something from the 100 free pulls
>>556793130we are not arguing about women, we are arguing the opinions some anons have about women
>>556790842Narita Cute Road!
>>556793130One guy thinks he impresses everyone here for knowing about women but displaying his permavirgin statusThe other one looks offended by the existence of women because he clearly wants but can't have themI assume this is what redditors do because they write like imbeciles
anyone else close to dropping this game
>>556793105
>>556793337A little
>>556793139Cygames made this game for office workers ojiisans that had sex at least once, they assume you will understand the implications of each situation, they didn't expect western virgins would like their game too
>>556792881Pasa gets released April 2027, she's a ways out yet. Ramonu is november, most anons will probably MLB her. I'm going to, for sure. Hopefully Hokko Tarumae is merciful the month before and won't extort 200 pulls.I'm doing my level best to MLB Tachyon and SMaru too. Why? Because I'm a frontfag, but Brian is my #2 favorite after Suzuka, and Agnes Tachyon SSR Speed is going to be good for pacers for a long time. Pull schedule is pic related, what's yours?
>>556792417Calm down bro, let's go to Umart and pick up some snacks
>>556793337I can play a gacha game I'm really dedicated to for years so no
Speaking of women, I just encountered the very first love and deepspace player the other day while doing my groceries. She looks exactly like you would expect, very nerdy and skinny with no fashion sense.Umamusume.
What's the next must pull uma after V. Bourbon
I need "Demon Lord" Super Creek right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2lAc4CR7pg
>>556793337extremely closeif I don't get VEishin I willI'll come back for MANT though, maybe
>>556793337nah but I've lost interest in trying hard for cms just using whatever 3 first runs I do and taking the b group hopefully mant gets me interested again
>>556793450Nishino
>>556793130I wanted to talk about rape but no one wants to :(
>>556793242>>556793280>>556793287So not only do we have browns, we also have redditors now
>>556793450
>>556793430>and skinnyYou met one of the rare ones
>>556793337Feels like the end of ura right before we got unity all over again, next scenario will bring people back
>>556793450what's so good about bobo
Haha look at her go, she's so funny
>>556793337the game kinda sucks and the threads kinda suck nowdisappointing but not entirely surprising
>>556793430>skinnyMost likely she has som terminal ill
>>556793361
>>556793506Alright, do you prefer raping or getting raped?
>>556793450Whatever uma you like the most duh.
>>556793618ai frame SLOP
>>556793676The second one sir!
>>556792881only Maru is debatable as it doesn't show its full potential until facility level 3, but tachyon is really stupid just by the amount of skill points it gives out and her only downside is no race/fan bonus, she remains as the best speed card for a year (8 months for us)
>>556793450Nishino for pace/late parentRickey is pretty strong, but she's dirt so you don't really use her that much.
Hayahide is cute in all sizes
>>556793578Youtubers said she's a must pull
>>556793763Put it back
>>556793763What changed?I can't see anything but head
>>556793763this is cursed
>>556793815Her head is bigger relative to her breasts
>>556793743Rickey is not simply strong, she's THE STRONGEST dirter ever released and I'm not exaggerating
>>556793779This is true. Safe to disregard VBourbon.
>>556793450>must-pull umasthese do not exist. If I don't like an uma, I'm not going to pull for them, simple as. I know XOguri is good, for example, but I like OG Oguri better, and I can spark her for free by September, so I'll be doing that. I really like Bourbon, but her clanker racewear doesn't do it for me, so I'm pulling VBourbon. Mambo isn't particularly good but I want her. I'll chase meta with my f2p supoka pulls. But I'm sure as shit not chasing meta when it comes to uma banners, fuck that. Give me:>Narita Brian>Hishiama>Falco>OG Oguri>Sweepy>Finemo>Symboli Rudolf>Cafe>Mejiro Ardansome of these are meta and some aren't, but they all have in common that I want them, and want them because I want them.
>>556793763Give her Biwas back NOW
>>556793450(You) decide.
>>556793916I think once you've pulled an alternate version of a character you can use either racewear on either one, right?
>>556793465Exact same thoughts as this anonWhether I continue to play or not is all dependent on whether cyjews hands me vEishin for on my free carats or not
>>556793975Correct
>>556793618
This has to be a well crafted gaslight if you're pulling for Tachyon or Summer Maru. How on earth are you supposed to MLB Ramonu and pasa speed with just a couple of months of saving?
>>556793921>>556793807
>>556793739
>>556794064shut the fuck up about gaslight this gaslight that for a single thread holy shit
>doing sprint runs>things are going well, this might be teh urn>she has a long career race, and it's just the day before>it's time>stats well optimized, high guts and just enough combined stam to win>she gets a mOod DoWN eVeNt FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Is Kitasan higher priority for front runners than the new Opera?
>>556793975no, that is not correct, you can only switch between costumes for umas you own. So for example if you've pulled NY Opera O but don't have original, you can't switch to the crown racewear. And vice versa.
>>556794064Just roll for the Ramonu and Maru banner.God, you people are impatient.
>556793735Why do pajeet zoomers can't tell the difference of interpolation and AI?
>>556794139Yeah. You need Kitasan Default and Kitasan NY (3 months later after Kitasan Default).
>>556793618>get invited to eat some desserts together with your trainee>she also invites her friends>be the only boomer in the group with no other trainers to hang with>feel completely out of place>your trainee chats with you occasionally, but spends most of her time talking to her friends, as she shouldWhat do? stay or leave?
>>556794064maru is not that amazing unless you really really really love front runners, and if you already have a competent deck you can borrow her instead
I just finished King's story. It was nice it reminded me of my father who is a 1-to-1 copy of King's mother, the only difference being he still didn't acknowledge me until his deathbed. What are some good uma stories that (you) liked?
next bread will be butter
>>556794192Retarded youtubers and tiktokers taught them everything they don't like is AI
I just had a terrible idea and if my RNG is favorable you will be seeing it in a test lobby Soon™
>>556794064Simply a difference in skill. And grasp of time, apparently.
>>556793763Give it back
NON-TURF FALCO SUCKS
>>556793578she's the Make a Wish Front Runner>decent growths for speed/stam/pwr>comes with built in Focus>has Groundwork, FR Savvy, Concentration, and Escape Artist in her Awakening Skills>can get Wet Conditions and Early Lead from events
>>556794172if I have no fine motion at this point should I just wait for ramonu too then
>>556793743Nishino is better for triple fronts
>>556794054
>>556794064by....fucking saving? Holy shit you're a dumb, dumb nigger>Ramonu drops in November 2026>we get allegedly 120 free pulls>300 more pulls gives you 50/50 odds of mlb>500 brings that to 90%>Speed Pasa is five months after RamonuFIVE FUCKING MONTHS YOU MOUTHBREATHING INBRED MORONIC SACK OF ILLITERATE RETARDED SHIT NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GASLIGHT THIS GASLIGHT THAT AND FUCK OFF
>>556793883Can you bring her to turf and make her the strongest there as well?
>>556794376I have no idea who this is supposed to be.
>>556794371bro your sounds of earth stamina?
>>556794304next time do races when the game is telling you too, baka
>>556794335
>>556794272Is it stacking stamina debuffs to gas out sprinters with below 350 stamina?
>find your trainee with a fellow trainerWhat do you do
kingu lovethat is all
>>556794376Western style sloppa begone
>>556794317yes?
>>556794498Scout a new trainee
>>556794482
Tamamo screams > Fuku screams
>>556794250All the dirters have quality stories except for Rickey. I think the Feng Shui is shoehorned.
>>556794250Is my opinion limited to global?
>>556794646Nice Nature screams mog both
When are we getting spark rerolling and the Tachyon spark event?
>>556794617
>>5567947451st anni.
>>556794101now make it negative
>>556794297
>>556794443Just one of about a hundred random variations of short-haired dirty-shoed umamusume I just generated. The previous couple I posted didn't trigger any unripe suicides to whine about "slop" but evidently this one went too far. Here is the one random NSFW one that somehow got generated:https://files.catbox.moe/r47uhn.png
>>556794435Beeee yourself
>>556794498Why are you like this, anon?
If you love TopRo so much give a qrd of what happens during her onsen event
>>556794435all her skills are dirt related so not really
>>556794745you're not using the tachyon event for any sparks in your current umas, stop saving them you're gonna use it on mant umas
>>556794479When the alert pops up there is only 1 dirt race left until the goal...
>>556794801I need to know the ratio of bulls/cucks in this thread
>>556794250i personally really enjoyed eishin and tamtam
>>556794748
ooh baby a tripleI really should have stopped here, it wasn't worth going another 200
>>556794783I’ve immediately stopped caring. You sound like a Twitter post.
>>556794839anon................>facepalms
>At 19 rainbow crystalsHow the fuck did I miss one.
how the fuck does my 30+ race parent/fan run get 5-0 against Riko, while my actual ace runs gets 0-5
>>556794941Everyone misses one. This is the truth
whats the TLDR of the new shit we get in the shop when the 1st anni update drops?
>>556794482>>556794335>>556794250>>556793542>>556793283>>556792964>>556792846>>556792524>>556792378You have an entire other thread to post your jp only shit, fuck off and go there >>556792159And you can simply kill yourself
>>556794842
>>556795004
>>556794880STOP POSTING STUFF LIKE THISYOU ARE MAKING ME WANT TO SPARK HER
>>556795004BASED
>>556794982RNG is a lie
>>556794885You should advertise your triggers in a signature so that people will know what eggshells to tiptoe around when talking with you. I know that's against the rules though, so you'll have to go back to this Twitter place that's so much on your mind I guess.
>>556794987So I didn't miss one right? I was worrying I fucked up.
>>556794880>>556795043
>>556795004Based
>>556795085you did not. I've done every event, maxed out every optional shop. You should be at 19 rainbow shards, the next one will get you a shiny rainbow uncap crystal which you should use very wisely.
>>556795004>>556795062>>556795146>samefaggingI bet you also make discord servers with a channel for each thing that exists
>>556795004Uh oh melty
Way too close
>>556795210>>556795216Unpaid bad poster defense force, ARISE
Does anyone know the story behind this Uma? I tried watching Japanese videos but they're all badly translated
>>556795210GAYSED
NTR is TRASH her card, her character and her christmas alt all suck
TORENA-SAN!
Cunny Runners, like Fukukitaru suggested.
>>556795262>is that a JP Uma?>AIIIIIEEEEEEEE I'M GOING INSANE
>>556795267She isn't one of the seven or so characters the retards from /umaJP/ constantly obsess over so presumably she has no story at all.
>>556794827Lots of sex, also Shinko jump scare
Anon don't click on this image. It's a JP only uma.
>temu nigger o>fails a lot of low percent fatigue training>prone to sleep deprived and even night owl>spooked me way more that she's already 5* and 4* it could have been other umas that I really want>takes so much space from dotoI only dislike ryan and shakur cause they're fugly but I don't like this horse at all personality and looks, probably the only one
>>556794880Tamamo's version is retarded, they didnt they give her the lightning version
>you can only talk GAMEPLAY>you can ONLY talk about GLOBAL and no JP>you CAN'T post porn>OR I'LL REPORT YOU
>>556795429
Today I will remind them.
>>556795004I'm not as autistic as your are but keep up the good fight anon
>>556795085You fell for a classic Ogurin gaslight.
>>556795276>christmas altI only agree with this
>>556795135
>>556795450but you can't post porn
>>556795267she's Taishin but without the tsundere so she's boring as fuck
>>556795450>GLOBAL and no JPthis is only an issue because they have their own thread for it
>>556795509COMPLETEIINCHOUVICTORY
This is the first time I completed 20 spins, half TP was huge.
>>556795210Go to sleep brownie
>>556795519That's janny's job to correctIf you report it you're a faggot and a failure of a human being
>>556795429If Chiyono licks Bakushins pits who licks Pitasan?
Whaaaaat
>>556795601if it's ugly I report it. Fuck niggers and their shit taste. If there's going to be rule-breaking posts I demand beauty in them.
>>556795267Rivals with Calstone O and Durandal (also their tard wrangler in uma). She's a mare that was able to compete with them in sprints and is the first Sunday spawn to win a G1 in sprints in general iirc. Atm she's in the States as a broodmare and this is kinda referenced at the end of her career where she brings an uma back from the States (actually her kid Gendarme irl)
>>556795635Me, I lick Bakushin and Chiyo too
So how does the game determine which sparks you get during inheritance events? If I were to have an uma with fewer sparks would I have a greater chance to inherit desired ones?
>>556795568It's only an issue because you're autistic and terminally online
>>556795326cute
>>556791167legit forgot the original source for this clip. What movie?
>#2196Isn't it a little weird having two thousand uma threads with 5 years worth of content only to loop all the way back to year 1 and continue the count
>>556795663There should be more like that one with Calstone’s pantyhose cameltoe
>>556795290Wipe your nose!
>>556795694>he types this with zero self-awareness in an anime horsegirl gacha general
>>556795778The jp thread is full of people who hate us so the separate thread is to avoid friction. I agree it's retarded.
>>556795694Do you really think that people should want to experience big chunks of the game primarily through the postings of a bunch of idiots on 4chan before they ever get it from the actual game? Do you think it's good that I had Stay Gold's story told to me by some annoying weirdo kid across the world, rather than by a team of professional artists?
If your daughter were a uma would you leave her with a guy for 3 years?
>>556795519Doto wouldn't say this
>>556795917Realistically what can a father do if your Uma child marks some guy/girl?
>>556795906I thought you guys hated artists
There's a JP thread and you faggots insist on posting here instead of there with shit that hasn't been released in English. I don't care if they don't give you the attention you desperately crave fuck off and go there. This thread is about the global server not the fucking jp one
>>556795917>daughter*hits pipe*
>>556795982Rape her until I mark her instead
>>556795901He's not the one sperging out about completely inane "problems" though.
>>556795993They post here because we like them
>we're so elitist that we want to maintain our own thread>oh but we don't actually want to post in it and want to shit up yours instead
This is SEA's fault somehow
>threadschizo whiningI wonder why it always happens at this time...
Goddamnit, I need grind out another 600k event points.Shouldn't have left it to the last minute...
>>556796123Pointing this out sounds antisemitic
>>556795917If he makes my uma daughter job at her Debut, the Asahi Hai / Hanshin Juvenile , or Hopeful Stakes then no. I'm getting her away from that shitter ASAP
>>556795993>>556796123>>556796142t.
>>556795906Staygold niggers are the worst
>>556796154oh no no no
What did she meant by this? And why isn't Dominator a part of her kit, kek
>>556796229don't cwy anon... i didn't mean it
>>556796227But what if your daughter win Hanshin Juvenile, Triple Tiara and then jobs until she brings tears to HKers
I think jap posters should be allowed to stay but only if they don't be mean.
>>556796434Very slutty dance I'll oshi her when she comes out
>>556796306She pretty much confesses herself to Torena huh, and marks him too, jp umas are wild
Lay low is a consistent recovery right
>>556796434Erotic cat
>>556796154>600k
>>556796343Then I will be happy that she got the Triple Tiara but sad because I know her losing spree must be hard on her..RIP Liberty Island
>>556796306Kill yourself
>Taishin and Ticket both turn in their tickets at the same timeI love it when thematic decisions work out Biwa doesn't have it because I built her first and she needs Pasa/Creek as parents
>>556796524As front? no
>>556796434
>>556796498name one jp poster that was mean
>>556796524Aoi…
Can we go back to talking about /sp/orts instead of seething over JP
MINNA HOEH ARIGATOU
>>556796742You just have to wait for Saarschizo to go back to work
>>556795993You really think they are from the jp thread?
>>556796618This is one of my fav clips
It's another CM where I lose every lobby to umas with dogshit stats and have no idea what I'm doing wrongLast lobby I came in 7/8/9 and before that couldn't outpace a 2 star bakushin and came second. That was my closest win...
>Uma has the potential to win the triple crown>Choose the triple tiaraAre Umas retard?
Does the Acupuncturist event have an increased chance due to the banner or something?It's been months since I last saw it now suddenly I got it 4 times since the banner.
>>556796306>Torena-san something something. Race with Ground-type Umamusume something.that's it. That's as far as my jap can go
>>556796910I do not give a fuck where they are from they do not belong here.
Is there an Uma you would fuck but not marry? Pic unrelated and also tell me why.
>>556796154>He didn't sweep
>>556797038That's a cat
>>556796938it's gamble core CMdon't worry about it
>>556796742It is SEA hours bro, it will take a while. Just visit other boards from time to time if the thread is shit like what I do.
colts > fillies
>>556796550Liberty Island is what happens if you try to do MANT in real life. She will be missed
>>556797038Matikanefukukitaru. I like her a lot but being married to somebody so anxious would stress me out. She is hot though
Can I get some advice? I asked a couple days ago and got some mixed opinions here and elsewhere.Trying to figure out if I should pull last minute for Fuku Speed because I'm really worried about MANT as I have next to no race bonus. The 0LB Nishino Flower and Windy really hurts.Currently at 72k carats. I also really want to pull for Chiyono O and VBourbon. Should I wait and instead pull on Top Road/Ayabe?
>>556796969She wants to embrace her feminine side more
>>556796618>pure distilled retardationI don't know who this is but I am fucking pulling for her
>>556796974yes
>>556797283Calstone Light O
>>556796623sometimes they'll try and shit things up. One JP retard a few days ago was ranting about how anyone who pulled for Fuku bricked their account and that Fine Motion will never be used past August, no one uses SMaru, etc. Niggers just go away. I don't go post in JPuma, why do you post here? Is it because there's more globalfags so threads move faster? Dunno.
>>556797253>No race bonus>MLB Marvy>MLB Yeppers???
>>556797253You don't have good Guts cards either so you're either gonna roll for NTR/Ayabe or Fuku unless you wanna get completely raped in Mant
>>556797253Your SSRs looking kind of rough yeah. You go for the welfare MANT built and go no further than the discounted spark on TopRo. Then tough it out until MANT is over.
I have Santa hayahide at 4 stars max potential level and I'm doing literally nothing with her, what should I do about this?
>>556797253Use the free selector card we will get on Fine MotionUraraYeppersTachyonMarvelousBorrow FukuThere, solved MANT for you. Don't blow your carats on that card.
>>556797038all of them :D
>>556797038Yes, every other Uma that isn't Taiki. Because while my heart is loyal to her my dick sure isn't.
>>556797407>global release 4 October 2027
>>556797038The only real answer to this is Ramonu
>>556797558one inconsistent Speed card is not gonna let him max out Speed in Mant and he shouldn't waste a selector on FineMo kek
>>556797647Well, welcome to the club
>>556796969winning the soul is gay
>>556797678What is he using his selector on then, big brain?He will max speed by pressing guts and wit during summer. Don't comment on a scenario you don't understand.
>>556796969gold shitty would NEVER do this
>>556797038I would fuck Mayano and not call backwhat you get by being that much of a slut to compensate for being that short
>>556797434I think you're starting to lose it. A friendly piece of advice: go outside and socialize to reset your state of mind you won't take the advice and will instead keep spiraling down into deeper mental illness kek
What is with you guy's obsession with always calling eachother and the people you don't like indian or brown? Inb4 someone is calling me Indian. Ill have you guys know I'm a proud white Sicilian European mind you.
>>556796969>Triple Brown>Triple TiaryanThe choice is simple
>>556797843>Sicilian>white
what happened to the paid selector we were supposed to get
>>556797928>he missed it
I will marry every Symboli, glory to the Symboli clan
>>556797558nta but is the general goal for MANT just to maximize race bonus most of the time? Doesn't that create monotony in the decks that are used?
>>556797986>Doesn't that create monotony in the decks that are used?You need specific skills so you may rotate some cards around but basically, yes.
>>556797928bro...
>>556797906goddamnit you beat me to it
>>556797985My autistic brown wife...>>556797986The way it sounds like you want to have a RB of around 60 and supplement it with actual useful cards. RB maxxing is whale only
if uma musume was pro horse welfare why did they design MANT like that?
>>556797771He saves it for something more useful, Yeppers Wit if he cares about getting NSM on Umas, Creek if he wants to slowly get her up to 3LB so she becomes usable.FineMo from 3LB to MLB barely changes anything, she gets 2 more RB which likely isn't gonna break any thresholds and 15 mood bonus. That isn't worth a selector.There's a reason the meta deck has 2 Speed cards faggot, Gutsmaxxing caps Speed because you stack a bunch of Guts cards not 2 Guts cards kek
>stop caring about S distance for the dirt cm>game is fun again as I keep getting multiple S/S+ in a rowWhen are they fixing the dogshit pink sparks?
>>556798136I think theie idea was>just a few more extra races, run the triple crown for spicing up trainingHowever they did not expect players to suffermaxx their trainees for fat stats
>>556797928that's for first anniversary, next month
>cygaymes be like>over racing is LE BAD>also cygames>any do this event where you have to farm 1000billion points
>>556798195Literally never.
>>556797647There's so many cool Umas that will release at around the time she releases too. I didn't even circle all the Umas I want since there's no way I will be able to afford them all. I don't even know if there's any must pull Supports in that time period
>>556798136They are dumb
The cloth's purpose is to cover the crystal ball when unattended. So that when the sun looks funny at it, the crystal ball won't burn your house down when you're not at home
>>556798169>he should use the selector to get a lb0 wit yeppers or lb2 creek over a mlb finemo that will last until december when ramonu comes outwhat's next, he should use the crystal to lb3 creek?lmao, don't give advice when you're this shit at the game
>>556798316I'll get my bro, speedtard and mecha biwa
>>556797843Indian
>>556798316>best bro not circledBro????
>>556797843This is the demographic of /uma/ according to that sticker doxx site
>>556797843>flesh fangI don't care where you are from or what you look like, this makes you my enemy.
>>556798316why is tickezo heiling
>>556798357Nigger he can save it too. 3LB FineMo and MLB FineMo are barely any different. If he wants to tryhard with NSM he can get yeppers, his deck is a bit shit for him to do that tho I guess.If he gets spooked by Creek he can use his ticket on her and make her usable.Spending the ticket on FineMo is shit
>you pust pay up and roll for the buhibuhi spd cards that will be useless after MANThow about no
>>556798110I've got a decent SR deck, so I can hit 60 with 5 of my own cards, for 75 RB total if I borrow NN/Dictus/Chiyono. There's a LOT of great SRs with 10 RB, something tells me I'm going to be using Stinko all the time.
>>556797456>>556797480Which one is it?>>556797558>>556797678This is another thing I got mixed opinions on. She's at 8 race bonus at level 45 I believe
>>556798169The exact thresholds are 50, 60 and 65 race bonus. 8% race bonus might as well be 5% in functionality
I noticed that there are some anons vehemently preventing people from pulling and upgrading their Finemos. I wonder why
>>556798502BINLAND!
Wait, we're getting a paid selector AND a free one?
>>556798316Kek... I only plan to get Rob Roy and Neo on that list
