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Celstebration Edition

>Latest patch:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki
>Collection of useful character builds
https://deadlockmeta.com/
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

Threadlocked: >>556867505
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I wish celeste was just a regular wizard. I miss dota 2 designs
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>pizza
Not a good look Celeste sissies.
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>>556879308
>mina just solo pushing walker at 12 minute
>she dies cause obviously
>write out in chat zero respect and only doable on mina cause op hero
>they reply with u must be new xd
i fucking hate this game
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>Celeste is just a magical zoner with a boring kit
Yeah I figured, I'm glad I'll be able to skull fuck her as Vic still though.
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Do you think getting a tattoo for a game that isn't even out might be a mistake? I mean last I played the Patron was a weird robot circle thing. Who knows if this version will even stay in the game.
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IT'S NOT FAIR APOLLO SISTERS I THOUGHT WE WERE THE MOVEMENT CHAMP
CELESTE MOGGED US...
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I wish celeste was transmasc instead of transfem
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I wish celeste was boring shit no one cares about because i'm a gay retard
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WE DID IT WE WON!
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I definitely prefer silver's design and kit but celeste's movement is so fucking fun silverbros.......
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where da tattoos at?
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>ultra-feminine, nice girl with good morals.
>meanwhile /dlg/: "TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY"
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I wish Celeste was mine
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Yet another hero I can mystic spam with, thanks yoshi.
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Celeste was the sleeper shmovement character all along
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>>556879425
Someone else got one of the old logo
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>werewolf pussy
>unicorn pussy
What other monster girls are we going to get
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>deadlock is now a yuri game
Thoughts?
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>Based white man cathcuck
>Most boring hero in the entire fucking game
>Trans icon MLP magical princess covered in tattoos
>Extremely fun and interactive kit with lots of item synergy and skill expression
CHUDS LOSE AGAIN
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>>556879425
Getting a video game tattoo is fucking gay in general. Imagine willingly paying to become a walking advertisement for a brand
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>>556879494
>covered in tattoos
>ultra feminine
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>Celeste "movement"
>4 dashes
Wow, incredible.
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>>556879362
the alpha model was 1000x better looking, the outfit that celeste has now looks fucking retarded the jacket is cool and looks good but the weird clown carnival jumpsuit she has on looks so fucking stupid compared to this alpha model that had a normal looking dress at least
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>game didn't load
Maaaan, this team would have pushed so fucking hard, lmao.
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>>556879425
I think getting a tattoo is a mistake, period. But who gives a shit what I think? It's your body, not mine
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>he's still going at it
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>>556879618
retard
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>>556879480
watafak???????
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>>556879425
Hidden King is cool enough that it doesn’t matter
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>>556879425
>Getting video game tattoos
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Does cooldown reduction reduce the amount of bloodlust needed to transform as silver? there's literally no number anywhere saying how much damage she needs which is insane to me
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>>556879628
Looks like troon shit. I guess that's why you liked it so much
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>>556879565
did you get one for your wife's bull instead?
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>>556879425
This tattoo is fine because you can just say it's based off The King in Yellow.
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every new character makes the game considerably worse
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>>556879618
she has weird gravity/air control/jump height so you can do a fuckton of shit with just stamina
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>>556879494
Mindbroken /pol/tards have allowed troons to psyop them into helping push the "Oh that female character? That's TRANS actually" line. I'm serious, when Graves and Silver released this place was indistinguishable from Xitter/Discord because every place was full of "trans trans trans!" chanting
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uhmm why does my horn gets horny when playing celeste??
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>>556879561
>fun
>underlord circle
>self shield
>mediocre frontal area q
>chain frost
>interactive
>runs away
You people are mentally broken
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>>556879561
>>Extremely fun and interactive kit with lots of item synergy and skill expression
Apollo drops on thursday though
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will apollo finally be added?
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>another damage circle spam brool champ
i sleep
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>>556879709
buckbroken chud
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>>556879480
There's one in there anon.
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>>556879618
>he doesn't know
first source game?
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https://x.com/THE_RIRITH/status/2020939426332078371
File size too big but this is nice Doorman and Mina fanart
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Why is venator so squishy. He has huge model, they should make him tanker. Especially that he feels kinds underpowered.
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>>556879719
You're asking me if I got a video game tattoo for my wife's bull? Is this supposed to be an insult?
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um we gonna let silver be like another drifter character or buff her a lil bit so you cant be endlessly kited?
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to be honest, i cant really find any spots where bhopping would be better than just going normally
it's probably good if you're a bhop god but i am not..
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>>556879654
i hope the Apollo "Thank You" poster is just him seething in rage
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>>556879308
celeste
>kills the yuricucks
>kills the "pocket is a troon" cucks
>kills the "graves is underage" cucks
holy shit, I kneel
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>>556879480
in the middle picture
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>>556879809
>DUUUUDE IT'S SO EPIC WHEN I DASH AWA-
>sniped
Wow
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I literally can't play without Unstoppable.
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>>556879654
does she actually have hooves
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>>556879898
>>kills the "graves is underage" cucks
loli is a body type, graves is underage physically
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>>556879748
yeah the all screeching about pol while faggot baiting is soo much better and definitely the root cause
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>>556879958
this game has absurd amount of cc and active that is only natural.
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>>556879837
hmm wonder what- oh
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>>556879898
>>kills the "graves is underage" cucks
proofs!?
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The last heroes of these voting pools should just get scrapped
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>>556879801
Sorry not every hero can be a macro terror like you, Rem-sama...
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What's faster? Dash jump -> slide -> bhop or just Dash jump -> bhop?
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Verdict on Celeste so far?
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>>556879480
Literally right in the middle of the pic you posted you retard.
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skull Graves with echo/heroic aura or gun graves with on hits and ricochet?
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>>556880068
Woah she’s spinning a red hoop too
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>graves talks to the dead
>doesn't believe in unicorns
why is she like this
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>>556880061
Makes mexicans ITT really upset so she's good.
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>>556879707
It doesn't. The only thing that matters is damage dealt. Someone posted the graph before but I didn't save it. You need about 800 damage when you unlock your ult, and over 2000 when you're at max boon level. Yes, this is damage AFTER resists are applied. Yes, this does mean when you're in lane you will probably kill your opponent or die yourself before you can activate it. And yes, this means as your opponents buy more defensive items, it will become harder and harder to trigger. There's a reason she's hovering around top 5 worst performing heroes.
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>>556880061

m1gger hero
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>>556880034
agreed, there's no point in voting as it stands
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>>556880061
Boring run-away fag with 4 dashes and an incredibly boring kit.
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>>556879958
yes that's the point
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So Silver will be the worst hero of the batch, right?
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>carny lesbian is actually a huge chud
lmao bravo valve
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>>556880143
Just buy decay dude jesus
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>>556880061
>pure movement hero
She's kino
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>Celeste is a transphobe that misgenders they/them Pocket
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why is silver such a slut!?
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Nerfs ALREADY?
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>>556879551
we happy
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>>556880196
in terms of balance? yes, shes way too fair, shes actually the least problematic character added to the game since the original roster, including shiv
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So is torment pulse core on Celeste? You get your 1 on someone it should trigger the bonus damage each tick, right?
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>>556879480
It's Coney Island specifically, breh. And if Deadlock is 40s-50s, then tattoos were common.
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Why are you all having a meltdown lol
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>>556880143
Iirc its just the max boon part that got nerfed, her early transform is the same threshold
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Celeste should have been a clown instead.
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>>556880259
>pure movement
>no unique movement
>no movement skills
>worse than Holliday
Sunk-cost fallacy hits hard.
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>>556880068
It's a sleeve retard you can see the fabric
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>>556880139
>spamming idpol rot and tranny art for a full week to own da spics
uhh, congrats
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>>556880061
>runs away and spams aoe magic circles
based!
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add this bitch
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Just finished fucking Celeste. Nutted insider her, even.

AMA.
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>>556880367
retard
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the next batch of heroes better have a NYC rat hero or we're gonna have an issue
none of that molerat shit either, give me a dumpster diver
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>>556880367
but she has actual air strafing
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>>556880383
>its a sleeve
not only retarded, but also blind. sad
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>get matched with a victor/paige duo 3 times in a row while trying to get Celeste in street brawl
oh my god please fuck off
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>>556880402
Built for marrying early and then birthing 8 or 9 kids over the span of 15 years
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Silver should just get a on demand transformation ult instead of the charge gimmick it single handedly makes her dogshit
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>>556880143
and if you're hitting a shiv you need to deal 1.66 times the normal amount of damage, because the rest is technically dealt by his passive and not you, which is hilarious
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>>556880429
Ted…
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>>556880402
>we could've had this
fuuck
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>>556880301
she's a virgin hunter. She can smell Silver's hymen
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>>556880367
ALL of her movement is unique, retard.
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>>556880329
Yea but why would you want to stick to a slow ass other hero, celeste is for drivebys at Mach 10
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Graves' cortistol was spiking as she was brutally breastmogged by Celeste.
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I'm in love with Eskay
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>>556880442
>>556880463
WOW SHE HAS AIR STRAFING? THAT MEANS I GET TO DO COOL STUFF LIKE... RUNNING AWAY BETTER!
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>>556880367
dude she has hollidays jump pad air control by default what the fuck are you talking about
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>>556879958
It's not at all as required as BKB in dota 2, only if you have a big channeled ult or something
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>>556880524
This, if the enemy team has a Sinclair he literally has a better ult than you do
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>>556880480
(You)
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CELESTE IS /OURCHUD/
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>>556879917
>>556880068
that's anna jack and she doesn't have tattoos

add this bitch too
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>Kelvin still this obnoxious
He can't keep getting away with it
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STOP GETTING CLOSE TO ME WHEN THE BALL IS BOUNCING
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>>556880595
Im oracle btw if that matters
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>>556880584
Somehow this is the most embarrassing post by far
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>>556880301
I am starving for Silver and Vyper convos because we know they know each other, Vyper literally only carries bolas because Silver caught her with hers so many times.
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>>556879958
buy the bkb chuddy
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>>556880627
except he cant upgrade the abilities and doesnt build gun so he does 0 damage
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>>556880349
no, only her boon level 1 is the same threshold. so it only matters in sandbox mode since you can't get your ult at level 1 in a normal game.
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>>556880646
>Full body clothing
There's no way you can conclude she has no tattoos based onto that picture
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>>556880638
Yoshi already confirmed its a typo and they gonna redo it. Fuck off
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ApolloKEKs are seething
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>>556880728
prove it
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Just realized that Apollochuds wasted ALL their votes when they could've just been useful and voted one of the 5 other cooler heroes instead.
Sad!
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>>556880740
/ourprince/ arrives precisely when he means to.
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>>556880196
Yes.
>awful disjointed kit that is ultimately boring
>wolf is boring and braindead
>terrible voice and personality
She sucks, I'm sorry I would have voted her over celeste who is looking to be the best girl of this batch. Ven is solid, rem is solid other than voice, and same for graves really her voice actress sucks.
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>>556880728
>i may be an uneducated carney freak, but i would never misgender someone
Nigger writing.
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>>556880728
made me look award
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pocket sisters CHUDleste just misgenderinod us....
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>>556880740
Apollogods understand that a pleasure denied is a pleasure doubled.
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Inhouse code ZSB2Y (aka goosehouse since goose is hosting it)
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Can we still buff the old heroes more
The only og hero people regularly play is Haze and Kelvin
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apollobros.. it's over..
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>>556880330
>40s-50s, then tattoos were common.
lmao

there are so many potential designs for valve to use if they don't fuck them up.
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>>556880637
thats a bracelet the whole pictures shtick is hoops
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I hope Apollo is like virulently anti-human racist
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>>556880818
I actually knew it would be Apollo and Celeste coming in last the moment the new hero roster got released. I've been voting Celeste ever since
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>>556880709
The only parts of the ult that actually matter are the disarm and the bite, and the bite deals missing HP damage, so it ends up not mattering. And funnily enough his pounce deals more damage than the original's because of the spirit scaling.
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>>556880660
DUDE I TOTALLY FLEXED ON THAT GUY BY RUNNING AWAY. I'M ETERNUS AND- ACK!
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>>556880728
>typo
>fully voice acted typo
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Celeste plays as boring as it looks.
They need to go back and cook again.
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>>556880886
It goes up her arm
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>>556879561
>>Extremely fun and interactive kit with lots of item synergy and skill expression
>aoe
>self shield
>aoe no 2
>lich ball
huh? the most interesting and interactive part of her kit is her air accel lol. venator kit IS pretty simple but his shotgun has more interactivity than the entirety of celeste's kit lmao I get you want to own the chuds but be serious
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>>556880818
Voted 3rd party. Kamala lost. Stay mad.
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>>556880904
Kind of, his voice line script has been leaked and he's a huge Ixia supremacist and his dad is a dictator/warlord there, the character he gets the most mad at is Infernus because Infernus doesn't care about Ixia
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>another character who hates billy
>is kind of OK with lash though
poor billy
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>>556880951
uh oh oracletranny meltie
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>Play Silver
>Entire enemy backline builds metal skin
>Literally captain useless: the character
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>>556880880
>if they don't fuck them up
have you looked at any of the new heroes
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>>556880857
celeste only?
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>>556880857
goose can eat a dick hes carried by giest
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Yuri game
I'm gonna ship Celeste with another girl
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>>556881029
Lash is pretty much a circus freak
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>>556881053
you could have omitted that second line and it'd still hold true
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what playing Celeste feels like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFV1KDRgIp0
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>anyone gets close
>slide away with infite stamina my silence shield and huge aoe of damage circles
this hero is pretty fun :D
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>>556880860
What kind of wacky alternate timeline are you living in where Kelvin isn't one of the lowest pickrate heroes in the game.
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>>556881037
Accept your "custom gravity" and "hyper movement" hero is an extremely boring zoner made for ethots. Interesting how they gave her all that movement but NO skill that uses it. Lash wins again.
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Didn't even use a token. Wild how she has fallen off.
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>Can't go one game without someone leaving right away because they didn't get the tranny horse
Why are trannies like this?
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>Valve adds 3 underaged characters a week after a big release of epstein files
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>>556880913
oh a whole 6% of their missing health, forgot to mention he doesnt build green items either so he dies instantly too, what makes any that better than just bolting and rabbiting?
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>>556880904
He's pro-Ixian pride and his dad was a prominent military figure during the US-Ixian war but given that nothing implies his dad was tried for warcrimes despite apparently having a bad reputation for his acts during the war, it's safe to assume their family toed the line when it was over, so they can't be vehemently anti-human.
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Why did Celeste flop?
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Celeste's design is so good
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>>556881116
this fanbase is speedrunning becoming cancer
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>>556880880
Among the freaks, yes. There's a reason why shit was made illegal in the 60s when Hepatitis outbreaks became a problem, and wasn't formally lifted until like the 90s.
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>>556881220
Erm, people were like this with everyone especially Venator and Silver
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>>556881276
they call it "4chan special"
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>Celeste is a shotacon as seen with that one interaction with Rem
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Niggas out here complaining that a unicorn girl with tattoos in a fantasy/noir setting with demons, gods and monsters unrealistic. A unicorn girl, mind you
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>>556881337
I was playing pretty consistently when they released and I didn't see it happen once with them
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>>556881378
Unicorns like virgins...
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Apollo better make me SHIT PISS AND CUM from excitement with how long they are making me wait
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>>556881378
Celeste Haze Rem threesome...
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>>556880143
>You need about 800 damage when you unlock your ult
Closer to 600, but yeah your point still stands. You whack someone with 600 damage at level 6 they're more than halfway dead anyway
>over 2000 when you're at max boon level.
I'd estimate it's closer to 1800. Still a disgusting amount
The bloodlust generation over time does help this, but you can't rely on it because even if you get half your bloodlust from it, that still took 20 fucking seconds
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>>556881276
if you can't tell the difference between a child and a teen there is no hope for you.
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>>556879425
If you're smart with your video game tattoo, most people won't give it a second look. I've had one for almost 18 years now and most people just think it's some weebshit. It's actually the school logo from Osu! Tatakae!! Ouendan!!!
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>>556879520
Which mystic there’s like 6 of them.
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>>556881326
your definition of common is very liberal. tattoos are common TODAY when you can walk outside and see every other person with pikachu's dick or grimace's scrotum on their arm. they were absolutely not common in the 40s.
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>>556881305
Hybrid hero and people chimp if they cant stack one color
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>>556881073
Rude.
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>got 40% spirit lifesteal
>could literally not be killed as celeste anymore when just spamming 3
funny
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what was the update
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>>556881454
Lucky you
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>>556881220
celeste is 100% woman and her fat horsecock doesn't change that
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>finally played against a Rem who realized he can just tagalong to creeps if he's overextended
Stupid fucking retard hero
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>>556881553
No shit, which is why most of the rest of the cast don't have tattoos. Like Lash is probably the only other one, and that makes sense for him if he's a sailor or stevedore.
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>>556881643
they added sex
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>>556881686
sex with abrams
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When is graves gonna get nerfed?
I'm really tired of her rolling over my team every time I see her on the enemy side
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>>556881643
not changing rem's candle to melt down and fill the plate with wax as he shoots. suggested it the day he released and they haven't changed it so idk why i keep playing this fucking game.
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>>556881440
>unironically doing the meme
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>>556881440
She's anachronistic
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ADD A MAJORETTE PLEWASE
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>>556881565
SLIMED
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>>556881682
i dont even know how retards die on that hero
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>got cheat death + unstable concocktion
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>>556881635
Why didn't your enemy buy antiheal

>>556881741
>>556881773
Now kiss
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>>556881741
>>556881773
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>>556881798
Boring
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>>556881682
>lane against rem
>instantly lose lane because minions are unkillable
cool fucking hero yoshi
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>>556881440
She's pretending to not be a unicorn by being a tattoo attraction. Unicorns are endangered and poached in the Deadlock universe.
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>>556879561
fun sure but what exactly is interactive about her kit. what do you do when she jumps on you and shields herself and immediately gets away over and over.
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>>556881741
>>556881773
wrecked that faggot
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About to spend my token: How do you play Celeste?
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>>556881729
never, her game.
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>>556881810
i offset my deaths by being an assistGOD
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>>556881773
>>556881741
keyed
>>556881440
locked
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Oh wait, that's just the temp actor that Paige had isn't it? Same accent and everything.
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>>556881920
All gun
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>paradox trash talking all match
>lowest player and obj damage
Whats the point of having 100 ranks if you can get 75% up the ladder without knowing how the game works? I only have 30 matches played but I'm Archon 4
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Did they already nerf Celeste's TA psi-blade splash?
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>>556881920
Tank up, spirit lifesteal, torment pulse, scourge
Max shield
Throw her ult in point blank range and just stay in their face while mashing all your other spells because they all do huge aoe damage
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Okay but Pepper is a way better name than Celeste
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>>556881773
>>556881741
gay fags think alike
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>>556879308
>she wants to keep unicorns a safe from poachers
we need a hero that is all about hunting big game
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how do you deal with retarded monkey nigger teammates that have no presence on the map?
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>>556881741
>>556881773
billy is way more anarchronistic
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>>556881741
>>556881773
uh oh, the chuds are having a melty ~
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>>556881440
>O-o-okay fine real world acrobats weren't tattooed BUT SHE'S A UNICORN SHE CAN BE ANYTHING
What if they made Celeste a time-travelling Tiktoker unicorn? I know, I know, Tiktok doesn't exist in the Deadlock setting but she's a unicorn and there's magic right? If you disagree you're sinophobic.
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yuri game confirmed!
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Celeste is just void spirit
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What's this a reference to?
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>>556879425
I don't really like tattoos either. But that Hidden King goes hard as fuck and no one would be able to tell where it's from anyways.
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if we're complaining about celeste "not fitting the noir setting"
then you'd have to do that for like 2/3's of the cast
like not one of the 6 characters here fits the noir theme
>almost no one from the last batch of 6 fits the noir theme. Mcginnis, victor,
the truth is the theme isn't noir.
Its "what if we had magic in 1930s new york"
Its much more broad.
Celeste fits just fine.
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>>556882154
Why is there so much Mina + Paige fanart? Are they friends in the lore or something
t. doesn't listen to dialogue
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>>556882016
Why torment pulse and surge? I tested and they don't proc your 1
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>>556881974
The temo actor for paige was the shop guy with his voice pitched up.
I'm pretty sure Celeste's voice is here to stay
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You can still buy split shot on celeste using buyitem upgrade_split_shot in the console. Works even with cheats disabled.
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>>556882240
gemmy
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>>556881865
no
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>>556882126
carry them
>b-b-b-but I can't possibly-
skill issue
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>>556882259
No, they're not friends. It's just desperate troonsbians making art their deranged brains want to see
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>>556879767
most of her power and fun is in her passive (shmoovement)
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>>556882259
they are trans coded
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>high movement
>also a shield and spirit life steal
ERMMMM how do you kill this champ?
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they should add a guy to this game named yuri
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>>556882272
I liked that voice. "What if we had the cutesy book librarian, but she was from New Jersey?"
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>Schmoovement
Where did this term even come from
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Ok Celeste is actually based. I feel like such a chud for hating her before even hearing her voice lines.
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>>556882350
:D
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>>556882126
I euthanize.
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>>556882259
because they released in the same batch. same as now.
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>Apollo is 18 according to a Celeste voice line
>Graves is a classmate of Apollo's so she's not sweet sexy juicy 16 and is actually 17 at the latest
RUINED.
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>>556882271
It's not about proccing anything, it's about doubling down on doing sicknasty aoe damage in close range over extended periods of time (which she already does). Though they do help proccing suppressor and shit which will help tank her up against bullets for cheap
Scourge in particular gives her huge spirit resistance on top of providing you even more aoe damage.
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>>556882421
A combination of smooth and movement
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Tips for playing Lash? Tried my first game on him and got molested by a doorman for 40 minutes. Is he one of the more complex character's once you get his shtick down?
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>>556882509
Doesn't she go to the same school, not necessarily in the same grade?
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>>556882364
>Dispossessed soul of a Russian cossack
>HORSE
>SABRE
>STRIKE THROUGH
Would be cool. He could have a dialogue option where he tells Paige her ult is cool
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i havent played in 8 months is mirage good now
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>>556882616
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>556882235
celeste fits on paper as an acrobat and circus performer. the design fails in its gaudy implementation.
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>>556882240
literally poopson
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>>556882616
Inshaallah
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>>556882594
She refers to Apollo as her lab partner. She's an old hag.
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>>556882317
>dumb nigger spouting niggerbabble
you can't carry a pair of 1/15 niggers no matter how hard you try
one is doable
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>>556882594
They're lab partners, you lorelet.
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>>556882509
Classmates can be different ages
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>celeste is normal
>thread is full of shartyfags and twitter tourists
I hate /dlg/
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>>556882235
the theme is tranny fortnite gacha anime designs, we know

still shit
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What makes Celeste movement so different? Does she hover like Mina?
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>>556882095
>A British colonial officer/explorer who hunts in and explores the dark continent (Africa, barely explored even in the 1930s)
>Dressed stereotypical as fuck, beige uniform and Pith hat, aristocratic British accent
>He has character interactions with Mirage because he is a huge Orientalist and wants his Genie lamp
>His wish from the patrons is for the Cape to Cairo railway to be built
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>>556882741
>>556882787
>Lab partners
What were their experiments? "Can humans and ixians interbreed"?
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>>556882509
I meant 17 at the earliest btw. She could be 19 at the latest.
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>>556882743
refer to the final line of my previous reply
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is it just me or does celeste actually sound a bit like tara strong?
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>>556882835
I muttered kino under my breath.
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>>556882885
refer to the first line of my reply
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>>556882821
Lower gravity and better air control
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>>556882150
Yeah except that tattoos fucking existed at the time and were more common among the dregs of society (which Celeste is). And DL is so fucking cartoony and out there that Celeste having exaggerated tattoos is the most retarded complaint you can make about the character and only stems from your retarded /pol/cuck autism. There isn't a single objective merit to your argument.
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This character is giga cancer, hope I get to play her before she's nerfed.
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Why does the archmother roast celeste so hard at round start?
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>>556882421
>Shm-reduplication is often used with a noun, as a response to a previously-made statement to express the viewer's doubts (eg. "He's just a baby!", "Baby-shmaby, he's five years old!") or lack of interest ("What a sale!", "Sale, schmale, there's nothing I would want.")
But also what >>556882558 said
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All the celeste seethe posts are making me smile
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>>556882683
>the design fails in its gaudy implementation.
but circus showgirls ARE gaudy
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>"I'm not a one trick pony, I've got like four"
>"Five if you count the one where I get the injured audience member not to sue"
Celeste confirmed for grooming and raping at her shows
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what is wrong with this faggot nigger matchmaking? i have lost all my games today because i have retards on my team. as i type this a holliday ulted a max aura victor and just died.
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>>556882980
>There isn't a single objective merit to your argument.
...which is why when someone posted pictures of irl acrobats all with no tattoos whatsoever, the replies stopped and a minute later turned to the "unicorns can be whatever! its fantasy" cope right?
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>>556882835
Got it. Three more anime girls coming right up!
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>>556882878
Apollo proposed "Is it possible to make Darcy Graves not stink?" and then Graves proceeded to skip class again
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>>556882835
Pith helmets are enough to cause tranny meltdowns on the internet. I would be very surprised if Valve did this sort of character when they can't even commit to Pocket obviously being a man and not an enby tranny.
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>>556883079
Wraith is a black mob leader, which would never happen either. Valve doesn't give a shit.
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>>556882259
I don't think they even have a single line of dialogue
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It's so fucking hard to snipe Rem with Vindicta
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"the archmother's blackies are more resolute than expected" what the FUCK did the hidden king mean by this
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>>556883125
Apollo wouldn't bully Graves (or attend classes at all, he's busy organizing Ixian resistance cells. With God as his witness, Ixia will be free, fi sabilillah)
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>>556882259
>Are they friends in the lore or something
no, they have no interactions yet so it's even more retard than silver and celeste

if we go by the kill lines they don't like eachother
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>>556880196
I'll let you know when I manage to win a single match with a silver on my team. Every single one I've gotten jumps in and feeds every time their ult pops.
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Of course seven doesn't join in on his team celebrating.
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I just don't really think this setting is realistic enough for my tastes
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>>556883163
>black mob leader, which would never happen either
NTA but thats where you are wrong
there were nigger gangs and organized black mafias in NY even in the late 50s and 60s
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>>556879480
>>556883079
https://www.10masters.com/en/blog/circus-tattoos/
Took me 10 seconds to find you mentally challenged mongoloid.
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>>556883256
>>556880301
you lost!
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>>556883380
Not the woman kind.
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>>556883303
>Seven in SB
He went there only to win and he did it
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I only got Celeste once and in brawl but I'm kind of confused with her. I got stamina mastery and refresher so I just jumped around and ulted people but didn't really get what she is supposed to do, her 1 and 2 indicate close range but her gun damage is awful and her 3 is kinda hard to hit.
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>>556883450
there was a famous pirate woman leader
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>>556883414
Circus tattoos were if they were a side attraction whose sole purpose is to showcase those tattoos. The main dancers or performers would never have it.

It's an all-or-nothing deal. Celeste is all tattoos, so it appears she's the tattoo side attraction performer.

But we're assuming it's set in the 20-40s. Deadlock is not clear what the timeline is. If it's 50-60s, then she could be a mainline performer.
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>>556883163
>>556883380
>>556883450
I'm still mad Wraith stole the Italian mafioso aesthetic
>Trilby hat
>Tommy gun
>Pinstripe suit with big shoulders
We could have had an undead skellington capo for the Luciano family but instead we got this
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>>556882259
>dorky homely-looking bookworm
>smug, confident vampire brat princess
All shippers need is an interesting dynamic with two characters that are polar opposites.
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>>556883503

See >>556882016
She's Victor if he fast and longer range, but less tanky
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Can I get the "enjoy your sad life" Doorman
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Today marks the day of cultural victory for the LGBT, asian and AGP low test males, cool male characters and role models are no longer wanted. the new generation only wants gooner foids that check as many fetish and LGBT inclusivity checkboxes as possible.

The modern gaming industry now only appeals to porn addictions and LGBT circlejerks, the white man is now on the run.
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>>556883427
We can just skip to putting a horsecock on her and doing the blacked edits, there's already 4 separate mods that make celeste a nigger
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>>556883503
Her ult lasts after death, many of been using this on me as a final fuck you.
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>>556882214
Seriously? No one?
Is he like a notorious forum user or Discord member or something? Another Valve dev that goes by their handle?
?
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>the top celeste builds are by trannies
poetic.
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>first celeste on mic
>sounds like either a fag or a tranny
genuinely like clockwork
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Celeste won bigly
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>>556883656
>dorky homely-looking bookworm
and also a fucking menace, especially once she gets items.
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>>556883503
you BROOL like the rest of the cast
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>>556883686
for you
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>>556883806
i kneel
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>>556883686
Someone else already beat me to it so have this one
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>>556883806
Thanks chief
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>More lines about shiv ruining lives
What the fuck did this guy do? Grind up babies for hairgel?
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>>556883806
they need to bring the old text boxes back they were way better
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>>556882259
Coming out consecutively is enough for a ship, see League of Legends
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>>556883806
in character
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>>556883763
It's the same guy who spams shit mcginnis builds too.
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>>556883414
yes, a select few had them.
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>>556883763
Its not a game for you magatardie
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>>556883763
Are the builds ordered by the # of people that use them or what
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>simpleflips in my archon V lobby...
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>>556883602
>>556883995
Yeah but it proves that tattoos are strongly linked with the circus as a whole. So the circus character having tattoos especially in a game that's as ridiculously exaggerated as DL is perfectly fine.
The whole argument is beyond fucking retarded.
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The character designs are mostly shit this time around except for rem. Venator was needed but Apollo, silver, Celeste, and graves are all league of legends characters with 0 personality (except Apollo maybe on release). Writing team is so ass this time. What the fuck happened to the team who did the crownfall comic stuff? Celeste is definitely the worst by far. Boring design, boring character, boring moveset. Adds nothing to the game but chain frost, and like some other anon said this character could have just been like a wizard or some shit.
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>>556883687
retard
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>>556882126
I run it down to end the game faster
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>>556882259
They released in the same patch and pretty much only 2 conventionally attractive characters.
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>Just once I'd like to meet a vampire that isn't a jerk
>Gorgons are the worst
>One less werewolf to deal with

Celeste seems kinda chuddish
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>>556884187
unicorns can only be seen by virgins they are chuds by default
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>>556883969
of course the troon has a 'cord server
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>>556884187
>Gorgons
vyperbros... she really isnt a snake after all
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>>556882259
Mentally ill tranny shipping redditors. At the end of the day they all want to fuck victor, and the rest want to fuck shiv or lash. Celeste wants to fuck lash for sure.
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>>556884187
Who's the Gorgon.
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>>556884108
I was just having a giggle over people in the last thread implying they were customary.
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>>556883969
Post the troon's rank and yours side by side.
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>>556882259
Cause they're literally meant to be
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you can hold left click to not release your ult straight away, just like grey talon
you are whale cum
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>>556883763
where's torte de lini when you sneed him
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I wish Apollo was real so I could see him cry so hard he vomits
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>add new hero
>it's OP in brool
they should not do this
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Had a close game without rem or graves in it and I was smiling the whole way through watching characters kits interact in ways I hadn't seen before.
They did a good job with hero diversity in these last two batches. The game has a bright future before cosmetics ruin it
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>>556884427
theyve done it 5 times
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I wish Apollo was real so I could suck his cock
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>>556882272
I thought shop guy was Priest/Venator? Like he was just the shop guy without zero difference
How could they even pitch down shop man THAT much to make it work?
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brool is the real game the moba mode is set dressing
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>>556884187
https://files.catbox.moe/zm297k.mp3
she is literally me
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>>556884497
tsmt desu
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>>556884324
Vyper is supposed to get a naga/lamia redesign as is befitting of lash's wife.
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https://youtu.be/vjMkACaccDM

Deadlock equivalents?
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>Still no fun hero like Abrams, Billy nor Victor
Crossing fingers for Apollo... Maybe I should practice more Silver but man my aim is pretty shit.
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>lesbian chud
valve-sama...
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Celeste won, bigly
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>>556883969
>>556883763
I take his builds and publish them myself kek
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>>556884497
Abrams...
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There I fixed it
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>>556884565
Celeste is the first TERF hero
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so is yoshi going to deal harsh nerfs to abrams and mo or
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>>556880329
Warpstone/phantom strike is core so you can instant burst someone with max shield + ult.
>>556882364
I don't want russians in this game.
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>playing your first game of Rem after being a lifelong Abathur main
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>celeste heavy melee has knockback
sovl
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>misgenders Pocket
>is openly racist against non-humans
>ragebaits everyone around her
>unapologetic lesbian
>thick New Joisey accent
Who is this character supposed to appeal to?
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>celeste is an actual unicorn-in-hiding as a Coney Island performer, which also explains the sailor tattoos
>is an actual woman
>dorky but cute working-class jersey accent
i was promised a trans icon and im glad those retards were wrong
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>down 45k at 20 mins
cool...
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>>556884775
She's literally trans and wears trans flag
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>>556884754
gay women (bio)
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>>556884683
worthless nigger in both games
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>>556884689
anon...
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Her ult is more broken than Venator's
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>>556884802
We NEED a mod that removes her jacket and skirt thing so she's just in a leotard and I can stare at her ass all game
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>>556884754
People who liked the Harley Quinn cartoon (me)
Celeste's VA is the first one I'm actually pretty disappointed with tho. She needed better direction, she keeps dropping the accent in her lines.
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the matchmaking in this game is unbelievable dogshit. i don't think i've had a more miserable set of games in my life
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>celeste can jump off walls
kino
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>>556881440
Onetricks climb higher than fillcels.
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>>556885118
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Deathy day one Celeste abuse build
press 1 and hit shots
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>>556884754
>>unapologetic lesbian
Let me guess, she has like 1 voice line socializing with another female
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>>556885087
unless you're a moba prodigy(such as myself)
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>>556884324
the one who looks like kermit in overalls
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>>556885118
this is why we don't put chuds in charge of character design
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>>556885192
literally the same thing as venator, yes. Wanting to join her at the bar after the ritual is over
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Will you answer the call ? Ixia needs (you)
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>>556884775
>i was promised a trans icon
doesnt mean the community won't parade her around as one anyway.
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>>556884603
/ourchudess/
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>>556885118
why does she have a massive bruise on one leg
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>>556884876
proof
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>>556884754
>racist against non-humans
please look up what "racism" means
>>556884876
>"literally trans" = she wears my ideologically defined dogwhistle color palette, so it must be true
seek help for your schizophrenia
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>celeste can slide after a dash
woah
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>3rd gay hero in a row
it's never been more over
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>>556884754
>>is openly racist against non-humans
how
is she a magical uncle tom or something
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>>556884754
>>unapologetic lesbian
fucking where? if you say "the drinking line with silver" you are exposing yourself as a pornbrained gooner btw
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every game where i get a sinclair as my lanemate another teammate WILL HARD INT the lane
sinclair is a BAD OMEN
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>deadlock dialogue be like
>wanna go to the bar
>FUCK YOU DEMON NIGGER DIE
>bad puns
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>>556885358
There's a pretty decent roster of chuds and fencesitters
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>>556882807
Sharty game. Meximutt is yoshi's favorite variant. Unironic Basedtan hero by 2027.
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apollochuds................
we lost................
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>>556885354
she also has a double jump and an air dash
they really went all out
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>celeste can hold her ULT for as long as she wants
hmmmmm
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I just want them to give finished designs to the jungle camps already, these Mike Wazowski motherfuckers are so goddamn ugly and janky-looking, also does anyone have that clock tower-looking monster thing that seemed like a possible new jungle monster? I liked the theory that it was gonna be an objective specifically for the rooftops since they're so barren right now.
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>>556885458
that would be way better than what we have
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Either the orb should not linger or the bounce range shouldn't be fucking 17m
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>>556885445
No, no, you're thinking of Savannah
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>>556885640
bounce range is retardedly long, needs to be about half its current range and let it automatically hit or have a much higher velocity.

too high variance spell
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>she was supposed to be the troon icon
>she's a misgendering chud
There will unironically be bridge jumpings over this
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>>556881487
Holy pedocope
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>>556882126
you just lose, you better be a good goy and make no more than 1-2 mistakes a game but your paige can run it down 15 times in a row and it still be a close game
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All and all, not nearly as fun as the Silver reveal
Seeing pic related made my evening
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Bros Celeste is so fucking hot...
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I hear this fucking PING noise all the time in the game and I swear to God there's no information being shown or pinged on the map or anything. What the fuck is it??
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>>556882616
Well, he still has pretty high gun damage and gets like, 800 extra spirit damage just for shooting with a bunch of bonus fire rate items so.
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How's this for a Celeste build?
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>finally using edgeboosts in real games
I feel giga retarded for not doing this earlier, what other tech helps you escape a 6 man rape
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>>556885929
camp respawns make noise
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>>556885929
I think I know what you're talking about, that shit has me looking all over the screen to see if there's some ping going off.
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>>556882807
what the fuck are you talking about
most of the people here are are just discussing the character, get over yourself
>>556885285
spending time at bars was a very normal thing to do in the 40's, many characters casually enjoying alcohol in an inherently social setting is not out of the ordinary
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You're still gooning to a 16 year old that reeks of corpse, dumb diddybluds.
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>>556885894
so their writing staff must have changed with the newest heroes, right
there's actually no way the add this much stupid shit like this after making decent dialogue for characters before either of the six heroes updates
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>time to let out the beast!
>AWOOOOOOOO
How do you respond without sounding dead?
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>>556885118
UNLEASH THE MICROBIKINI MODS
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>Has built-in richochet

for what reason?
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>>556886220
I walk away
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>call my nigger russian team that's feeding on all lanes and a haze that's afk farming since second minute leaving me alone on lane "russian"
>get chat restricted because all that matters is if 5 ruski niggers spam report you
retarded nigger game jesus christ, I guess once you reach 80% winrate they just send you to a russian lobby game after game and bring you down to 75% for fucks sake
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>>556886220
*disarms you*
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>>556886220
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>>556886258
Templar Assassin
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>Coney Island hero
When are we getting the McDonalds hero and Starbucks hero
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>>556885975
respectable bait
i have got a (You) for you
it made me reply
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>>556886220
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>>556886220
I bought 1 bullet resist item so you'll never get to ult
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>>556886258
It's not ricochet it's something even more sinister...
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>>556885975
bro your Majestic Leap?
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>>556885118
Gem.
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how can people even find the new jersey accent attractive, all i can picture in my mind is "GABAGOOL OVA HEAAAH" spoken by some greasy fucking wop
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celeste should be voiced by jerma
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last game ended on a pious note, those legendaries arent coming up nearly often enough

https://streamable.com/o54hbh
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>autoaim
>amazing save
>big ass aoe
>killer teamfight ult
god i hope they nerf graves again
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>>556886301
>>556886294
any good silver buys unstoppable for ult
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Be frank. Would you let Celeste (forma de Pepper) give you a lapdance bros?
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>>556885640
I have seen so many of this dumb bitches comics and I still can't tell if she's bpd ot just traumatized from her parents being bpd
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>>556886571
those should read 'faith'
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>>556886261
>>556886294
>>556886301
>>556886430
>>556886458
you didn't have to own her so hard... stop....... she's already dead
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i only play brawl
what's the other game mode like? is it even worth playing?
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>>556886220
WRANGLING EM
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would some kind soul be willing to spare an invite?
https://steamcommunity.com/id/ira_dei/
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>>556883891
monkey fucked children
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apollo bros i thought we were going to be the movement hero
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>>556886658
It's genetic so it's likely both
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>>556886658
why not both
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>>556884754
>Who is this character supposed to appeal to?
My malera
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>>556886657
God please
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>>556886745
nope
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>unicorn character
>doesnt let us know which of the other women is a maiden
THEYRE ALL WHORES
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>>556883690
i thought you were joking
>Dark Skin (Superior) Celeste
what the fuck? why?
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>>556884754
>is openly racist against non-humans
when does she do this
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>>556886745
fuck off
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>>556886312
>>556886474
>it's actually psi blades
WHAT DA HECK
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>>556886745
>gay weeb profile
>one of the two groups is a facebook colony
holy cringe
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I WISH CELESTE HAD BIGGER TITS

JUST A CUP OR TWO BIGGER
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>>556884754
people that like interesting characters
how does it feel having hijacked taste?
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>>556886896
even the wokest person you know can't mentally separate black people from animals
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>>556885192
>>556885427
besides the thing with silver shes also totally into Geist, idk why youre surprised a slut is flirty
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If you just had a game against a super toxic Kelvin it was me I just want you to know, YOU ARE A NIGGER OOGA BOOGA BOO ps you lost hard
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>>556883684
Shes not like victor at all lol
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>>556886925
Dota 3
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>>556886957
mods will fix it
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>>556886896
you thought we were just joking about the nigger and tranny thing?
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>>556886873
only the men have virgin champs i'm afraid
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>>556887030
She literally is HOWEVER
She's built to go in the fight and deal boatloads of aoe spirit damage
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>>556886896
How is this not blatantly racist lmao?
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>>556886689
imagine losing in brawl but youre stuck in that game for 25 more minutes
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>>556886925
she got rein-carney-ated
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what does "on bullet hit" mean for celestes 1 spell

is it marking them or somthing or is it always spirit damage proccing
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>pocket is confirmed nonbinary
>not 3 frogs in a trenchcoat
>not hiding his gender
>not a package deal including his jacket and briefcase
Chuds? You're playing a DEI game?
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>abaddon shield
>sun strike
>lich ult
>psi blades
Epic design
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>>556886689
Try bot games first
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>>556887165
It puts a debuff on them for a duration
While they have the debuff, if you hit them with a bullet, it procs the on bullet hit damage
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>celeste flies around the map like she has seraph wings
jesus christ
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>>556887165
marking them briefly, your bullets then get the features listed (lifesteal and spirit)

not terrible with burst fire
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>enemy team gets abrams celeste and mina
>lose
they need to really gut these heroes with hard unrecoverable nerfs. Toon diffs make the matchmaking problem worse
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>>556886745
get your boyfriend to do it
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>>556887231
ermmm it's reverse void spirit shield akshually
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>>556887126
That's not Victor that's Abrams.
She's nuke Abrams.
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>win lane 15/0
>haze got 3 kills in the first 20 minutes so you automatically lose
how is this bitch balanced
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>>556886896
>nigger
>"disruptive" tag
jej
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>>556887228
>actually thinking the voice director, writer, and voice actor all fucked up

lol
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>>556887135
only humans can be racist and niggers aren't human
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>>556887228
OH NO NO NO NO NO
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>>556887228
>picrel
literally who?
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>>556886896
That's no what anon meant when he said blacked.
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>>556887228
>DEI hire fucks it up
Day ending in Y.
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>>556887416
The fucking voice director
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>>556887341
Abrams does it fast
Celeste does it gradually and gets stronger over time
Like Victor
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FUTA
HORSE
COCK

IXIAN
BOI
PUSSY

A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN
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>>556879987
not to mention her brain development
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>>556887416
>literally who?
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Well I tried really hard but as usual it feels like theres nothing much I can do
>everyone is shoving blue when midboss is up and three of them are down
>I even set up a door right by their base so we wouldn't lose any time and could just immediately get back to pushing
>no one goes to mid
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>>556887484
irrelevant opinion, let's see what the non-fucking voice director says
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half the new cast needs to be absolutely fucking gutted
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>>556887484
>>556887228
actually fucking over
why would someone respect pronouns in the fucking 20th century
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>>556887484
is this the faggot we have to thank for silver/rem/graves dogshit character writing?
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>>556886745
sure thing, bae
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>>556887508
hot..
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when are they going to let me start to permanently avoiding rem and/or graves?
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>First game on Celeste a Silver told me to kill myself
lol
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>>556887701
but not as hot as silver who jumps in, shreds you, wolfs out and gets even faster and harder
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>>556887484
theyre the casting director
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>>556887760
next month
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>>556886925
She can also bounce it off the floor. No more hiding behind pillars from her.

Also Jesus Christ these new captchas are terrible.
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pocket is a shittily designed character if he's supposed to be androgynous, literally looks like a dude
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>>556887228
yeah it was a mistake but it proves even valve doesnt care about it and forgot they made him tranny-core for no reason
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>>556887484
chud bros...
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>>556887228
>>556887484
Tranny game
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how much damage is celeste's ulti ball hit doing if you have 6 dagger stacks instead of 0
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EY FLASH EM
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>>556887854
>person born as a male looks like a man
no fucking way
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>>556887926
1 gorillion
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>>556887228
>The game gets a flood of trannies starting to play it because it went viral on Twitter
>Valve is ACTIVELY PANDERING TO THEM
ITS FUCKING OVER
ITS OVER
GAME OVER
THIS GAME WILL GO THE WAY OF OVERWATCH AND TF2
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Celeste is CHVD/k/ORE.
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>>556888037
>THIS GAME WILL GO THE WAY OF OVERWATCH
You mean extremely successful?
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I am a Celeste who doesn't know how to lane.......
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>>556879308
So how LGBT is she?
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>>556887228
grok is this real
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>>556887967
The valve designers could have the decency of making him look like this
His hair is fuckboyish
Mina crushing on him would make more sense too
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>>556887854
many are saying this
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This batch of heroes didn't have a bad guy. That sucks.
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yeah she's broken, are the hotfix nerfs out yet
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>>556887608
From my limited experience you can't have a whole lot of impact on a low rank game building utility. You need to go gun so you can force objectives while your 67k Haze runs around the map chasing kills all game.
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>>556888163
She broke all mexicans ITT so hard they were seething for 5 threads straight. Wokest character so far.
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>>556888238
venator is right there
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>>556888238
apollo
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Why does the thread quality drop off so hard whenever a new character drops now? I feel like it wasn't this bad during the last batch.
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>>556888238
Apollo is red hitler
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>Celeste now has full CS bunnyhopping enabled
Shame to see Valve falling for this meme. Going full movement autism abuse is how this game is going to die.
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>>556888238
Venator is a /hiddenking/ chad
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>still no human supremacist chud character in the game yet who deadnames and doesn't respect pronouns
even the scumbags in this game are too nice.
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>>556885183
>attack speed AND express

Idk boss
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whats the strongest doorman build?
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>>556887484
>Even they forget the pronoun shit and know he's just a dude
lol
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>>556888305
"""""They""""" are here
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>>556887228
watching the most raped niggers ever melt down over pronouns never gets old
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>>556888130
>deadverwatch
>extremely successful
lol?
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>>556888238
The last batch had exclusively bad guys you retard
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>>556888330
thats literally warden
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>>556888305
Because someone makes a thread on /v/ whenever a new hero drops so you have /vpol/ tourists come shit up the thread.
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>>556887868
>>556887228
it was a "mistake" because the bios were written prior to his (male) gender crystalizing during design phase
this is "17yo dva" all over again. blizzard fucked up her age not thinking how """"popular"""" she would be in """"fan projects""""" and had to retcon her age along with her starcraft 2 reference, mostly just because starcraft 2 had been dead even in korea for several years at the time
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Is there an item guide?
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>>556887228
celeste bros....
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>>556887228
>>556887484
>Pocket is officially confirmed to be a they/them
I am not only never playing this character again, but he is also going to be my banned character forever from now on
that said, nonbinary is such a joke identity that it's funny that the devs forgot he even is one
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>>556888305
graves/celeste/silver brought in a tidal wave of tumblr/twitterfags. This is a new era of deadlock where every thread will be >50% political shitposting
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Took 6 games to get a win with Rem.
I have 40% winrate overall after 300 games.
I still have fun but I fucking suck and I've never had this much trouble picking up a game before I want to kill myself over it.
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>>556888412
warden isn't that guy
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Pocket is genuinely retarded because hes clearly just an Asian guy and we're meant to pretend his gender is ambiguous
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>>556888427
no amount of chud copium is saving you anymore
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when is valve going to add aghanim's scepter and shard into the game
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Celeste says him
Apollo says they
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>>556888425
this
those chuds keep invading our trans safe space
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>>556888037
Everyone should enjoy the pure deadlock while it lasts before MTX or goofy ahh skins get added
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>>556887228
The absolute state of modern valve.
Sweet baby inc my shit up.
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>>556888554
this is why nobody respects genderfluid or people who insist on using they/them. 99.9999999999999% of the time it's clear what they actual are and that last remaining .0000000000000001% it's because they're too fucking ugly to determine if they're a man or a woman
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>Type "next person who pauses gets impregnated" in match start
>most of the enemy team wastes their pauses for the bit

I'm truly a mastermind.
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>>556888525
Warden literally wants to rid the world of all supernatural beings
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>spend token to play Venator
>lane partner is ass
>he ragequits after dying 3 times
>token is gone
yay...
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>>556888425
So true sista, /dlg/ is a trans affirming space and we transgirls use the inhouses as an excuse to frot our girlcocks together lol
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"non-binary" men are stealth sex pests, they're the 2026 version of dudes wearing a "male feminist" tshirt, they should make Pocket more realistic by making him weirdly friendly and pushy with female heroes and have him ""accidentally"" drop a roofie in Silver's drink.
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AH TRIED TA BE NICE
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>>556888621
Celeste is from new jersey she was never gonna respect pocket's pronouns
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What the fuck is "disruptive" about Celeste
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this is the face she makes when she spills gallons of girlcum out of her futa horsecock
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>>556888561
bot post
the mistake was using "they" instead of "he" before he was decidedly a "he" until proven otherwise
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>>556888793
she kills people dead to stun them
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>>556888793
she disrupts trannies
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>>556888793
when she floats by the enemy team is too horny to focus
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>cum inside Celeste
>she tells you to forgeddaboutit
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>>556888810
inside silver!
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>>556887228
almost nobody calls him a they them but it's probably more of a hassle to change him into a he than to continue with what they are doing from a community outrage perspective
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>>556888793
she spams AOE abilities that nuke you and then runs in with shield and lich ult
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>>556888810
I wann be her and pump Mina full of seed so bad
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drifter is literally me
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>>556888554
so he needs to dress like a faggot just because he considers himself non binary? thats not how it works
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>>556888793
if you group up too much you'll get raped by her ult, she has a shield that might silence and she has very decent mobility
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NERF

HER

MOVEMENT

RIGHT

FUCKING

NOW
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>>556888793
Lich ult says split up or die
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>>556888382
It's been 10 years anon. Most games don't last even half that long.
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>>556888937
you smell like shit
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there is no way they actually thought this character was okay to release in this state beta game or not
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>>556888554
It's not, Pocket's only goes by they/them because it's a disguise. Plus, I think the whole Pocket persona includes Arin(Aaron?) The Jacket and the Frog briefcase. Or not, I don't fucking remember.
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Place your bets will he be pro or anti chud?
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Is she voiced by tara strong?
The resemblance is uncanny
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>>556888336
Pigger is a big doorhead and supports Opening Rounds + Improved Spirit with trolley max. Opening Rounds is the only good cheap gun item for Doorman, and IS is basically identical in damage to Mystic Burst. If you know what you're doing and buy a small amount of generic range items you don't need to upgrade your doors at all if you put them in smart spots.
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>>556887228
>game has multiple asian females
>forced to add one (1) asian male
>make him a weirdo
It's always the Asian male characters that have some DEI bullshit. They're always the gay ones. They're always the weird non-binary or trans ones. They're always the asexuals. It's like Valve is saying, "hey whites, he's not a threat to you. He's a weirdo so you don't need to worry about him stealing your waifus."
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>FYI they are far from done making additions to the game; expect changes to the Hideout, a better tutorial, cosmetics, and expanded lore within the game that you can interact with on a level higher than the visual novels
>I suspect we will see a sizable patch soon after the heroes are finished dropping with several minor patches along the way until we get the brunt of it in the next major content drop sometime around April

DEADTARDS???????
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>>556888939
If you look, sound, act, and dress like a man, its absurd to consider someone nonbinary
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>>556889039
you lost
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>>556889067
who the fuck is pigger
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Ahem.
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stamina is so fucking dog shit now that every character can just clear out your bar
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>>556888793
because of her ult so people don't stick togheter and her 2 with her silence
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The one thing I like about Celeste is that getting all the stamina items on her is actually viable and useful. She makes good use of both arcane surge and kinetic dash, stamina mastery on top of that makes her a movement god.
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As a Mina, whats the best way to counter a Lash that spends the whole game (including lane phase) focused on smashing your ass?
This is an actual question, as I just had this happen to me and its not the first time, but I truly do not know what to do to counteract this.
Obviously save my bats to escape, but then I'm basically out of the fight and hes ready to go again.
It was like every time I moved up he was ready to slam and I'd have to 3 away immediately or get nearly 2 tapped.
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>>556888971
It's running on fumes and FOMO from people who waste their lives on it, it has basically no cultural relevance aside from the porn and there's no redeeming aspect about it, so eh.
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>>556889034
*grabs ur throat*
shut up r*tard
*eyes start glowing red*
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Celeste's slide looks so cartoonish and out of place. I don't have any proposal for a change right now. I'll think on it.
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>>556888621
https://youtu.be/688XMcEchFQ
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>>556889125
>on a level higher than the visual novels
What does that even mean??
What higher story interaction cpuld it be
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>>556889057
His whole thing is national pride so take a guess
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>>556889137
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>>556889246
Keep me posted
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>>556889149
yamato could stay that way to post release and I'd be happy.
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>>556889149
Sinclair feels like the only character not a single person on the deadlock team gives a fuck about, design wise. Too bad all his
fan redesign ideas suck, too.
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>>556889261
PVE modes? In game quests like LoL? Maybe cinematics? Maybe full fledged short stories?
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>>556889202
get echo shard thing and put on the bats. yes, i am very smart.
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>>556889197
Is stam mastery overkill if you get surge and kenetic?
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>>556888793
her 3 is amazing
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>>556889064
She is very Harley.
>>
there should be a female demon hero who wants more human refugees
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>>556889261
>>556889365
Playable short PvE campaign?
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>>556889064
the thumbnail looks like shes giving head.
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>>556889302
I actually really like her stupid doll legs. I hope they dont give her pants in her redesign
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>the normies!!!!!!!
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>>556889479
coombrained
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https://files.catbox.moe/3f7l5o.mp4
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>>556889057
Pro.
>Graves: Your dad's a warlord right?
>Apollo: Kind of, yeah.
>Graves: How is someone kind of a warlord?
>Apollo: It's a cultural thing. You don't have a word in English for someone who wields the power of a governor and a general like we do in Ixia.
>Graves: I mean we do. It's warlord.
>Apollo: I don't expect you to understand.

>Apollo: You haven't slept in days.
>Holliday: What are you, my mother?
>Apollo: I'm the person putting his life in the hands of an emotional trainwreck on a suicide mission.
>Holliday: Do I look like Grey Talon?
>Apollo: Grey Talon has discipline you could only dream of. I'm amazed you haven't accidentally fired your gun already.
>Holliday: You're an asshole, kid.

>Apollo: Infernus, I want you to know that I'm approachable. I don't expect you to address me by my formal title.
>Infernus: That's great because I don't know who the hell you are.
>Apollo: Excuse me?
>Infernus: This is gonna shock you, but I'm a grown ass man... I don't hang out with kids from Blackmore Academy: I kick 'em out of my bar.
>Apollo: But you're Ixian!
>Infernus: I'm a New Yorker, baby.

>Apollo: It's nice to fight alongside a fellow Ixian.
>Infernus: Ixian. Human. Chupacabra. It makes no difference to me.
>Apollo: Have you been here so long that you forgot where you came from.?
>Infernus: I know where I'm from... and that's why I don't give a shit.

>Apollo: Sirosi galah, Infernus.
>Infernus: Are you having a stroke, son?
>Apollo: You don't know Ixian?
>Infernus: English is the only language my parents will speak around me.
>Apollo: So they just want you to abandon your culture.
>Infernus: You'd have to ask them. All I know is that if my parents thought living in Ixia was so great, they never would've left.
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>>556889359
pretty sure they're just gonna stick with the "possessed mannequin" idea, his look is pretty iconic now that I think about it
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>>556889487
what did she mean by this?
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>>556889487
>hates normies
>hates trannies
I LOVE MY CHUD WIFE
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>>556889487
>First it was stacey
>Then it was unironic they/them pronouns
>Now it's Normies
WHAT THE FUCK is going on with valve writing team? I thought valve had strict hiring process? why is the game getting filled with this millenial garbage
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>>556889487
I already reported this on the forums
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>>556889384
Normally i'd think so but considering how she has the best air mobility in the game I think its worth it. You can basically fly
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>>556887228
>a mistake when they wrote it
>also when they got the VA to record it, more than once maybe
>never corrected when they put the files in the game
>never noticed when they added the captions
>or when people in the super secret playtest used her
>went unnoticed even during her remodel and eventual release
>isn't even disabled
lmao this shit is so funny
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>>556889149
What about Grey Talon?
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>>556889057
... is that Abraham Lincoln?
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>>556889591
>WHAT THE FUCK is going on with valve writing team?
Seattle is literally one of the most progressive areas in America
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>>556889579
>tatted
>works in a circus
>magical
>colorful hair
Nigga she IS a tranny
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>>556885640
This seems like it frames borderline personality disorder as being either a positive or neutral thing, but I've only heard negatives about it. Most of this picture applies to me, but I don't do any of the negative behaviors that are commonly mentioned when talking about BPD. I definitely have OCD (the real kind), ADHD, but I feel like something is missing to explain what goes on in my brain. Thank you for reading my blogpost.
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>>556889520
>who is my greatest solider

SAAR
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you just know Apollo will play like a DMC character
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>>556889690
????????
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She IS a Unicorn.
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>>556889690
voice too female
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>>556889709
I didn't make this, and while I do like it, it's very obviously spic coded. Just listen to the music
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>>556889125
>a better tutorial
thank god
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Uninstalled.

Got to the point where the game was more frustrating than fun at 55 hours. Matchmaking is abhorrent.

I dunno if it ever gets fixed but I'll return to check out the game when it does. Celeste is an awfully designed hero btw, another broken S-tier hero.
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HOLY FUCKKKK
CORNER BOOSTING HAS FINALLY CLICKED WITH MEEE
THE "W" KEY IS THE ENEMY, THE "W" KEY IS LITERALLY SATAN
NOW I GET ITTTTTT
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>>556889536
>Holliday basically calling grey talon Chief Firewater
awesome
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>>556889536
>Infernus is a self hating diaspora
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>>556889657
Valve has always been progressive, you people were just 5 (either physically or mentally) when they started putting out games
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>>556889656
its the fairfax statue man, its like the default background
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>>556889716
he'll be pango and that's final
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most rapeable bitch in this game?
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>>556889591
you know everything they write gets reviewed by sweet baby inc right?
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>>556889690
Naw, her voice, body and face are too feminine.
If she was trans she'd have wider shoulders, a squarer jaw, slimmer hips and troon voice.
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>>556889261
SEX
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what's the point of Venator's 2 blessed Melee? the combo is impossible to land unless you buy Superior Duration, and even then you only have a couple of frames to get the Heavy Melee in before they can parry, and it still fails if you're at the wrong distance.
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>>556889716
he's literally genji
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YOU JUST KNOOOOOOW
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>>556889907
(You)
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>>556889794
its just a meme edit of another video, and wtf does the music have to do with mexicans?
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>>556889907
Mina is literally built for fat oji-san rape
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DRINKIN OOP
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>>556889907
mina and i wish i was her
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>>556889801
55 hours played and you're calling out matchmaking for being bad and certain heroes being broken. You better have thousands of hours in both Dota 2 and some competitive shooter.
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>>556889814
valve is 90's progressive, which is far right to some zoomers
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I want to marry Silver and fix her
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>>556889958
She can give me crazy thighsex.
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>>556889949
By far his worst upgrade. They might change it

Maybe make it so a blessed melee pierces parry.
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When are the sinclair nerfs
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>>556889949
melee build on him is kind of a meme
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>>556889810
all nogs are
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>>556889520
I bet if you're a mexican groyper this goes hard as fuck
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>>556890058
but shes perfect..
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I miss when video games were for nerds and not trannies. I'm too old to like these deadlock designs they're just so grotesque and freakish
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Full green & purple Celeste
Think about it
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These heroes make me super excited for Haze remodel/polish bros.

I hooe they make her head truly smoky.
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>official discord (aka where the devs get feedback ) is basically 90% trannies talking about how all the characters are gay and trans
this game is so doomed even before being released
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an odd way of phrasing the sign off. maybe green fog schizo anon is onto something
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>>556890039
I'm a zoomer myself and I think they do a pretty good job with character designs and identities.

Pocket is nonbinary? Okay, sure, don't really care since they got the blandest design possible for a detective, but at least Valve did add it as a quirk and not as the fundamental block of the character's personality
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Can someone screenshot celeste's wallglide pose?
She has leglock.
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>>556890140
She's not happy
She could be happy
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>>556890231
I dont get it
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Let's see what this dick can do
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>>556890016
or maybe he just learns quickly, unlike you slowpoke-kun
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>>556889536
>I'm a New Yorker, baby
He really pulled up the ladder behind him
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>>556880196
Yup no contest imo. she really doesn't have anything going for her other than looking hot
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Celeste can use her low gravity to wall jump in place forever if you time it properly
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>>556890221
>aka where the devs get feedback
cute newtard
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>>556889520
>click someone's head on venator
>they get kirked the fuck up
this shit so fucking tuff
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>>556890221
You're really out of touch if you think the devs actually look at the discord 90% of the time
They probably have to force themselves to go on the forums
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>>556890204
daring today, aren't we
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really need Silver to sit on my face ngl
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>>556889814
can you tell me which characters in valve games were nonbinary or transgender before deadlock? there must have been many for you to say this
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>>556890221
>this game is so doomed even before being released
It's unfortunately going to go the way of TF2, a dead game exclusively populated by trannies gooning and grooming all day every day and putting gay and tranny shit everywhere
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>>556890427
Pyro
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>>556890378
hot
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ermmmm i'm playing guneste
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>>556889814
In the HL2 documentary they straight up said their intention when designing Alyx was to make a non-sexualized female character, imagine, non-sexualized blasian freedom fighter female character, HL2 would make people lose their fucking minds if it came out today.
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>>556890231
>>556890303
>they don't know
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Silver is so cute bros
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>>556890378
This would be so good if it wasn't drawn by a 14 year old
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>>556890429
but enough about your orphanage
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>Apollo is a prideful Ixian nationalist

WHY IS HE LAST
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>>556890378
love the one on the left
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how does Celeste work? from what I read you try to get as many dagger spirit amp stacks as possible (like 70%) then you just shit out the rest of her spells

does her ulti even do anything if you don't have the 70% modifier up?
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>>556890383
>dev literally apologized to trannies for celeste's misgendering line in the discord
lmao
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>>556890481
At the time, every woman was sexualized that non-sexualization stuck out. Now, every woman is an uggo that when hot characters are made, it's noteworthy.
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>>556890556
because you didn't vote for them
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>>556889907
your mother
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>>556890481
I thought alyx was laidlaw's waifu?
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>>556890556
I wanted Venator first.
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>>556890427
Not speaking about transgender characters, but they were pretty inclusive (ethnicity-wise) in the 2000s, where 99% of games starred white dudes/girls

>>556890481
Also this. Alyx is cute and attractive but isn't showing off her tits or ass to do so.
You can always make a tasteful character design even without having them overtly sexualize.
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>>556889383
You are very smart. I will start doing that.
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>>556890231
the neon update is upon us
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>>556890497
What???
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>>556890556
So he's that Muslim coworker that won't shut up about how great Iran is while living in the US, and constantly talks down on your culture and your country. He deserves to be last.
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>>556890586
>how do you play modern ice fraud character
you brool
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>>556890427
puck (dota 2)
pyro (tf2)
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>>556890735
your coworker sounds a lil based
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>>556890597
Umm ackshually chud, the gaming industry has always been woke, you were just imagining those sexualized women. All games since the 80s have been full of strong powerful unsexualized trans women of color.
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>>556890797
retard
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>>556890731
free my nigga slork
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role queue when

no rem, you are not allowed to use your helpers on every friendly side sinners
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>>556890597
This, characters like Bayonetta, 2B, and Eve from Stellar Blade were all controversial when they came out, and any attractive female character gets called "goonerbait" by castrated people
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>>556890731
Just imagine if we'd gotten Tengu instead of Ivy lmao jesus christ
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>>556890617
Funnily enough you still can vote for Apollo right now.
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>>556882364
They already added a character named Graves shortly before adding a character who looks a lot like Graves and is not named Graves
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Which ult will Apollo steal from Dota?
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>>556889591
>normies is stacy are suddenly woke terms
kek
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Paige's name in portuguese is Gina lol
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>been in the playtest since 2024
>kept spamming the forums begging valve for a source movement hero
>had a suggestion of a hero that had a bhop passive
>they finally add one
>its the fucking MLP OC

I HATE GAYBEN
I HATE YOSHIT
I HATE HOTPOO
I HATE ICEFRAUD
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Shooting my gun while running 100mph as seven is so enjoyable. Why can't anyone else be like this
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*uses helpers on every friendly side sinners*
THANK YOU!!
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>>556890731
>medic
Can't wait
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>>556890731
>Cadence
Marci!
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Darcy!
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curse reducing your damage is just so incredibly cringe, now nobody wants to buy it
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>>556890952
doom or finger because he's le demon
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>>556890378
I dont understand why and how this became such a normalfag fetish.
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the hitbox on her gun is gigantic, welcome back, release Mirage
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>>556891042
>t. hazenigger
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>>556890978
>>its the fucking MLP OC
I wish brother she doesn't even show her true form, what a tease
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>>556890978
Fucking kek
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>>556890731
>Orion is just Grey Talon with added beard and nightvision goggles
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>>556889591
Camposanto
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vyper is pretty fun.
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>people still posting at >750 posts
new thread lazy benchods
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the fired 2xko riot devs are raiding us
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>>556890952
Omnislash
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>>556891227
>just saw that announcement
they really thought valve was making their own fighter kek
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>>556891136
orion was just gaben with a vr headset
see >>556890978
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>>556891208
>page 3
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>>556890978
>its the fucking MLP OC
Wait till you find out that she's voiced by Tara Strong
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>>556889802
Why would they make movement work that way? Taking your finger off W is so fucking awkward
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>>556890731
>even in Neon, Yamato manages to look out of place
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>>556891273
>>556891227
They could easily make a deadlock fighting game btw
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>>556891082
I unironically hope they dont change this.
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>>556891208
the fuck do you need a new thread for?
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>>556890731
wow some of those models are hideous
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>>556890664
Is Slork going to be the shitty wizard of Deadlock?
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lost both my matches as kelvin now i dont wanna fucking play anymore im so fucking tilted
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>>556891379
almost like half of them are fanmade
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>>556891396
>ending on a loss
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>>556891315
>99% of the cast are zoners
eww
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>life steal
>shield
>schoomveerino
HOW DO YOU KILL HER
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>>556891361
they have no fall-off distance either, so your balls will always deal max damage
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>my celeste built fury trance
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>>556891303
It's pure source jank, you do the same thing in TF2 when rocket jumping with Soldier in order to turn around.
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>>556891469
Get rid of the guns
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>>556891379
don't you dare diss my man, Muscleguy
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UPDATE
CELESTE NERFED
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>>556888339
This is the really telling part. They can't even respect the pronoun circus internally even when they're virtue signaling about it. They will always inevitably slip up. Pocket is Mr. Fairfax's son, so he's a he and a him, that's just how it is to anyone with a functioning brain, and to anyone who is lying to themselves and ends up saying it by accident because it's obvious.

What's more is that there is absolutely no fucking reason why 75% of the cast would respect his preferred enby tranny pronouns, especially when they're on opposing team to him (Hidden King and Archmother included). It's also completely anachronistic for the time period and setting.

I wish Valve would get a clue and stop with token pandering to the mentally ill. The Sweet Baby induced rot runs so deep. The fact they were ever involved to begin with when Valve is a private company not beholden to Larry Fink ESG score really says it all.
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>>556890731
Its actually insane how bad of an idea Neon Prime was

Concord tier
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should I play this game, is it good?
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>>556891287
>she's voiced by Tara Strong
I know she sounds similar, but no way thats actually tara, is it?
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>new character uses sparkles and magic
>all top-level builds are gun
Valve can't design a character.
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>>556891674
no and it has canon trannies in it
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>>556891315
>Can easily make a fighting game

Who do fighting game people always have this delusion that fighting games are popular?

They are literally the most niche genre in existence that isn't eurojank simulators.
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>>556891660
Bullshit provide citation now
>>556891674
>should I play this game
If you want
>is it good?
Yes
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its so rough feeling like "oh they have graves and rem so we're going to lose"
and then its just 30-40 minutes of us losing as I thought
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does debuff reducer reduce stun times? could you use it to prevent abrams from getting a free heavy when he charges you?
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>>556891674
dew you like brooling

>>556891702
you give someone psi blades they play around psi blades
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>>556891678
Doubt it. Tara is blacklisted for not sucking Palestinian cock.
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>>556891674
deadlock is a trans game that will crack your cissy egg, be warned



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