Previous: >>556943235>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year's Scout (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: New Year's Scout (SSR), SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
on face ace
It's over.
Mambo!
>>556978005Why is her coochie happy?
>>556977645oh no look out mambo 2 ≡ 0 (mod(2)) !
>>556977934me on the bottom right
rape is rape
According to the tier list Chiyo is a lesbian without any interest in male trainer
>>556978046mambo!
*singlehandedly gets 20 skills banned*
>>556978172>top gun that lowwow they really ramped up the pandering after MANT
Is 3PAL a good deck?
>>556978269skills get banned?
>>556978172guaranteedreplies.png
The dog is in
>>556978172Well, yeah, she only likes Ardan (platonically).
>>556978061yours would be as well
brown hours
>>556978074Says the girl who lost to >>556978005
This thread will be (it)chi
>>556978358She is the ultimate deboofer and they banned red skills from future pvp
>>556977934sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Mihono Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>556978439>he's upWhat a self report
>>556978423I got a block of cheese today and im glad I didnt eat it until I saw her
>>556978465nice sound
>>556978465Firefox anon...
>>556978542>>556978435>>556978005Fuck off
>>556978423>>556978454Doggo!>>556978465Nice work, FireFuck
>>556978542I guess uma is already facing over saturation in the JP server if new umas need gimmicks like being the cheese girl
>>556978465
am I supposed to spam Jelly on this racing carnival event to get to max points?2 days left and I'm barely halfway
>>556978542>>556978435>>556978005Fuck on
>>556978648You dont like cheese?
>>556978805thats the idea
>shitty worthless event>shit rng cm>no reason to farm for next cmWhat are you guys doing to not flatline?
>>556978805Time for cheese?
are runaways a ye or ne for this cm/does it even really matter
Will Chiyo be the first uma to actually romantically like male trai- Of course not, she is too preoccupied with her lesbian lover Ardan. Why can't Cygames ever throw a bone to the non-yuri audience?
boooooooo get new material
>>556979285slop
>>556978534go back saar
You will not break my love for my adopted daughter doggo, with your imbecile tiny dick rage fits!
>>556979049Cheese is great, as long as you don't cheapen out and buy the low-effort cheap stuff. I love putting some premium cheese on a big sandwich.
>>556979078Cesario always looked to me like she's a huge bitch.Not like she will release for yet another 3 years so can't confirm.
My hero
Photogenic umas with cute or cool poses!
>>556979210kys epstein pedo
>>556979285Why is her head so comically tiny lol
>all umas are lesbians tranny>jp hate trannyWhat kind of mental illness breeds these fucks
>>556979494Perfect size for my cock
which uma would go to space
he was right, it IS brown hourswhole lot of >tranny this tranny that going on
>>556979430Yay!>>556979494Gooks are into that somehow
>>556979401more like 1.5>>556979512addiction to getting (you)s
Which ones are priority? Can only get about four of them
>>556979148ne, tried it and her speed and acceleration is never enough since everyone has spd and pwr capped
>>556979481Pls ignored the tranny, he's just baiting
>>556979654Teio!She should Sky-high Teio step-the fuck out of this planet
>>556978172Flash is too high here, she should be like 2 tiers lower.
>>556979787PTO+It's On+PilferFighter is a bad skill
>>556979707>whole lot of>less than 5 comments about itGuess you got offended for getting found?
>>556978491They tested* banning red skills three years later**, and it's because everyone just brought the same 2 debuffers and the FOTM (or rarely, their oshi) every single month.
It looks like it is a bad time to come to the thread
>>556980031They should implement that preemprively, that sounds like turbo cancer
Since we are moving slower I watched so many IRL horse vids.Grass grazing dandelions was pretty cute. Also its surprisingly hard to find any non racing footage of Spe.
>>556979429
>>556980141post the grass eating dandelions, sounds comfy
I sure do love seeing my few remaining bwos in /uma/ fail the witcheck and get baited by the most obvious bait. Really makes you feel like leaving instead of staying.
>>556980116there's only one illiterate jeet posting on cooldown.
We are now closer to the release of Aston Machan than the release of the game globally
when are we getting the paid selector?
>>556980116>nothing is happening>It looks like it is a bad time to come to the threadCry me a river>>556980214Fuck off then, nobody cares about you on an anonymous site
>>556979481As you probably know, I represent the Satonos.
>>556980206https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D0HyHe4b54U
On the scale of yuribaiting I would rate Uma somewhere in the lower-middle scale since stronger yuribait+canon yuri exists in Granblue Fantasy (AND playable male characters which means yaoibait exists too). Considering how much of a mess /gbfg/ is I would consider /uma/ to be in a healthy state of mind.
There we go. I feel confident running this.
>>556980350>Read the last 20 posts>"nothing is happening"As it turns out, the other anon was right. I have come to the conclusion that you're indian.
Why is Spe-chud like this?
>>556979430What a gorgeous uma.
Did gold GW make the game FR dominant at all?Having that in an easily accesible card that doesn't even give RB so can be used at LB0 or LB1 seems busted
>>556980214It's a schizo that's addicted to getting (You)s and apparently been a problem ever since before global. It probably has a vendetta to the threads itself and wont stop unless he either get his daily quota or kill the threads. I'm surprised he still hasn't mentioned divegrass.
>>556980658Mid-race becomes extremely more important as the game increasingly gives you more and more skills at that point so, no.
>>556980562>straightaway recoverybwo you don't need to take a single recovery when trying to guarantee 1st in Haruten since it doesn't help that much. It's a measly 0.015% heal
>>556980576Maybe Sundayman should have been a better father.
>>556980705very based post
>>556980520>everyone in the comments thinks it's grass wonder>it's actually just the uploader's horse, who looks almost identical to him with almost the same white dot
>>556980576Power creep.
>>556981028>anon got catfishedKEK
>>556978172I am sure every Uma potentially swings both ways
>>556980214I like to believe it's just the same schizo replying to himself, because I find it hard to believe people are actually stupid enough to fall for the same bait over and over again
>>5569807054chan getting popular by being a "le edgy" site made this place shitty and only gets worse each year/b/ became a glorified porn board, and everywhere else that is mildly popular like videogame boards became infested by literal retard and banned redditors for saying too many slurs that instead of having fun try to police the boards for some reason
>>556980562may you win A finals with this mutant raisu!
I slept before the previous thread reached 200 posts and I have no idea what happened after.Anyways, woke up just in time to make danchou proud
>>556981257>HURRR RETARDED TAKE>WHAT IS THAT RETARDED TAKE REEE>WHO ANSWERED MY RETARDED TAKE REEE MUST RESPONDIt's a schizo so might as well be
>>556981282/b/ would be immensely improved if it were turned into a blue board. The whole thing is just ugly porn now, no actual /b/tards left
>>556980926I never win without a recovery and I had fast learner so i was taking 0 chances.
>>556981282>4chan getting popular by being a "le edgy" siteThis desu. Can easily spot newfags by boasting how the site should be all le edgy and hateposting, then calling you reddit if you don't use slurs or whatsoever. I've spotted some in /uma/ from time to time, too.
>>556978556>>556978630>>556978674>>556978734aaaieeee, everyone is bullying me! save me!
Do you guys clear only important G1s or as many races possible when training your parents?
>Came buckets to imagining uma futa sperm slaughtering my weak human sperm It's literally over for me.
>>556981443I'm not sure that anon is correct anyway, the stamina you recover iirc is called HP in the game mechanics and the value is stamina value combined with the track length, so even having a white recovery isn't insignificant at all, particularly on Haruten, which I used to clean out with 550+ stamina but somehow now I lose all the time no matter what so I don't blame you for playing it safe on a good run, very smart toreina
>>556981443Have you tried running as late surger? It helped me score 1st during my sprint tries.>I had fast learner so i was taking 0 chances.Understandable and Sprint S too
>>556981603>soundpost>no soundHelp do I need an add-on or something?
>SSR events did not completeI never thought it was possible to get frustrated at building TT umas
>>556981282>>556981591Will never not be amusing when someone goes "Oh, so you don't like this/that or love to be an extreme edgelord? REDDIT SUMMER CHILD!".I mean, sure, you're free to say that, doesn't make you any less of a child tho.Everyone is free to like fuck they all, just like all the redditors openly posting (actual) pedo shite and animal abuse, however the point stands.
>>5569817674chanX is what you're looking for.
>>556981028Damn I got fooled too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVa3j46ESMQThis is definitely Grass as the voice actor is meeting with him.Also found only one retirement footage of Spe:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa8ZiJKw8ss
Hmmm today I feel like gaslighting everyone.
>>556981634i only race when the turn is dead
>>556981896retard
>>556981896I have that already though and still nothing
>>556981443you are overstammed by like 300 without the recovery
bwos, some of these captchas are getting kind of hard. soon 4chan will be only for witchads.
Only used around 2~3 refill daily for the time El's gauge is full because for some reason Cygames had this very smart idea of putting a time limit to El's challenge.
>>556981634I try to go for the Triple Triple Crown whenever possible
>>556982181update it. Works on my machine
>>556981852Are you really building TT umas when MANT is coming in a month
>>556981940"There could be chestnuts here...."
>>556982015Indeed. We should gaslight everyone into rolling for Mejiro Bright!
>>556979078>it's a mare>looks like a male
>>556982231post your Rice winning Haruten with 312 staminaI'll wait
>>556981767>>556982181there are a few ways, you can try the faggy 4chanXT that include sounds defaultor 4chan Sounds Player if you want lots of featuresI personally like 4chan External Sounds (Gallery Fix) because it's the most minimal
>>556982382No, this is a mare that looks like a male.
>>556982052did I mess up the name? because that's the addon I installed and soundposts work nowobnoxious little faggot
>>556982232soon 4chin will be nothing but literal bots, already the case for the most part obv, but so it goes. mind you that I include literal mouth breather in this, not just funny computer.
Start saving
>>556981634ever since fuku SSR dropped i just started doing fanruns and if a decent parent comes out of it then i'm happy
>>556982686>no kitamoansthis is just gay
>>556980562Nice Rice bro
>>556982701I don't think I will, faggot.
>>556981634I run every g1 race I can except japanese derby and the 3200m one cus I never win those
>Tom Cruise is a wonderful man.>gets headit's gaming time
how many dirt sparks do I need to lv up D to A
>>556982701This plan is workable, I think
>>556982561I installed external sounds and it worked, thanks bro>faggy 4chanXTWhat's that, a failed fork of X?
>>5569828967
WHEREDaDOGAT
>>556982891Mayachi gaming
>>556982896
>>556983010nta but it's an improved 4chan X. I've been using it myself but their update or fixes is kinda slow just like with the captcha. I had to get X's fix and put it inside my XT to work but overall it's better experience.
>>556980351NO, NOT THE SLEEVE!AIIIIIIIIIEEEEE
>>556982897Isn't 400 rolls only LB1?
>>556983032>>556983165thanks bwos
Got spooked by Digitan and I thought I could roll better aptitudes for Dirt with Digitan but turns out I need to roll the 6 aptitudes with her too like with El'sI can't wait enough for the sparks reroll and sparks lock function to come
>>556979078Spe's daughters overshadow her so much that it's actually getting sad, especially knowing that the IRL Special Week loved ningens so much
>>556983303depends on your luck. Can be. I got 4 copies of Kitasan in 200 rolls, enough to MLB her. We'll see how things play out.
>>556983475is B end aptitude not enough to get a spark?
>>556982701shant be playing fr*nt cards
>>556983475>neglecting uraraGet fucked bozo
>>556983590Yeppers. You need A
>>556982232I went from three captchas to 1 in about a month or soThey keep it harder if the captcha system thinks your'e stupid :):)
>speed starbye bye gay motion
>>556983508>>556979078
>>556983303if you don't get a single copy after 200pulls you might as well just cull your cursed genes
>>556983703spe...
Only 24 hours until Chiyono, bros!
>>556983680
>>556983680gay motion is still ok as a general wit card i thinkspeed star is agemasen slop on that card anywyas
>>556983663If game spooked me her NY version I was going to enter the next CM with her but Cygames is a jew. I already have a parent of her with Dirt sparks but compatibility is shit
>>556983885Cute inumusume, but I need to save carats...
>>556982860Did he died?
>>556983680She looks pretty good for the sprint CM actually
God DAMN, Chiyo is erotic.
I used to lose the JP derby every time but now (touch wood) I win that race or the oaks if I enter them
>>556984079another inu musume to the collection
>>556983680>in built savvySo groundwork pace? Seems to kind of fucky with the unique.
>>556984078>sprint EYou're getting addicted to moootations. She's a MANT uma.
>>556983703Why is she not fat like her chud dad?
>>556984078But the cm is in the winter?
Specute is not fat!
>>556984550>he hasn't seen the scale scene
my daughters hanging a picture of my husband (boy[female])
>>556984707
>>556984707cute wife
hmmm good enough
*eating a block of cheese* [...]
>>556984079sniffpero
>>556983680love her legwear feet and shoes
>>556984987*camping the cow*
>>556984970
>>556984040No.
>>556985049this is exactly why you shouldn't go to a sleepover with fillies
>>556985152Roppei must've fucked hundreds of trainees in his long, distinguished career, with his long, distinguished cock.
>>556985235I'm about to go on one tonight...
>>556978172>T0>5 starsSEX WITH BOKUMANKO
>>556985326>>556985152its musaka
>>556985343ANON NO!
>>556985358Umagrok, remove her clothes.
>>556982860Thank fuck the meidos banned that spamming nigger
>>556985568>english voice overI threw up a little
>>556985408AAAAIIIEEEE
>>556982897>all those cards and nice umas to pullHow can i even survive?
>English voicesVomit inducing.>>556985526
>>556985703And that's only half of it
>>556985568>Think it's going to be something cute>hear the voice of some english e-whore>Immediately vomit...
There's a scenario where you do NY Opera ult into Chiyono ult into Oguri ult and you just rocket in the last stretch, and it's probably going to be really stupid in execution, but I'm eager to try to set it up.
>>556985703Wtf, don't post pictures of my family on 4chan.
>>556985568sesame street sounding bitch
>>556985706Oh no... They got him...I'm so jealous
>>556985703>>556985780
Good night friends!!
>>556985840too bad your semen is weak anon
>>556985819This is pretty much JP meta
>>556983680>Gold Season skillCan we stop with this meme already?
>>556985882KillFuckMarry
>>556985840who tf keeps making these
>>556985990Nyo.
>before classic year>fail 6%>triple mood downok what the fuck
>>556986002I dunno but I need more of those
>>556986002NICE NATURE (jewish) EYES SUPER CREEK
>>556985882goodnight!
AAIIIIIEEEEEE
More English voices
>>556986138Uma abuse is the best.
>>556985882Have good eep.
>>556986228>376 clocksIt is over.
Westoid ""memes""? [-]Westoid ""speak""? [-]WOMAN!?!? [-]
>>556985326He was 100% fucking his trainees, Jo could never
>>556986348RIP Bobo
0:00[Music]0:11even sure0:12that this is really0:16[Music]0:42is0:46[Applause]0:51[Music]0:56oh1:00[Music]1:02[Applause]1:04[Music]1:10oh1:14[Music]1:38oh1:44[Music]
I am gonna quit this game because all umas are lesbo fuck you cygames
I uninstalled days ago but I still come to shitpost
you are not even trying anymore
Are they going to add the ability to use clocks if you don't get first in any race in MANT?
I just woke up
>>556986527Yeah, for me.
>>556986452Sad.Better luck next time, cyborg.
>>556982231 >>556981731I had 413 at haruten and have failed running late before. I have no clue how my stam got to 600 with just marv power and 0 sparks/bursts. Would have liked 200 of that on wit instead.
>>556986527Me too. I am done being blueballed.
>>556986603I think CB should let me pat her ears
>>556986647Hi Topro bwo
>>556986527Sorry haha, once they found out I had a 50 cm long futadick they stopped liking males all of a sudden haha sorry about that hahaha
>>556985703Not a single boy but at least they aren't carbon copies.
>>556985819You need to have stacked up acceleration already if you want it to ever work
>>556986647Why does the janny keeps deleting your post? It is SFW
>>556986527Many are saying that.
>>556986527i am gonna keep playing this game because all umas love dorky scrawny boys thank you cygames
I continue to play and browse here because I don't have a fallback home board or general and I don't want to look for a new one
I need umamusume to be real so I don’t have to feel bile rising in my throat interacting with 3DPD ever again
>>556986661>>556986797Why are there so many trannies in /uma/?
Those replies feel like a raid ngl
>>556987049If they were real they'd be 3DPD
found a meymey guis!! :D
>>556987092ignore the attention whores
>>556987091I'm not a trannie, I'm just a girl with a cock
>>556987168
When the fuck are we gonna acknowledge that /uma/ is under a fucking coordinated raid? It's really obvious that the low thread quality, the spam and the demoralization is completely inorganic and probably orchestrated by VFtrannies
>>556987265
>>556987092Most likely multi devices samefagging. He keeps getting a guaranteed replies not even a minute in
New data update broke the keyboard controls, can't play with WASD and space, lameeeee
>556987118Stop ban evading.
bitching and moaning is not a personality trait. you are a sad, little man
Time to coordinate a raid on your butthole teehee
>>556987265Meds
>>556982231Bullshit.
>>556987310At least this Sirius is very cute.
Only 23 hours until I skip Sakura Chiyono O!
>>556987265>raidWhat are they doing?Are they hurting you?Are they making the sacred thread quality low?You're as much as a bitch as them
>>556987326Did they ever unfuck the chat? After some update you couldn't type anything into the chat anymore, as press keys would activate a shortcut.
>>556987118It would be better. I figure a firm purpose would make them better than the usual 3DPD, and a source of competition would make interacting with all 3DPD easier, is my reasoning
Only 23 hours until I sex Sakura Chiyono O!
>>556987143>yuritard won't make it to uma musumeTRVKE
>>556987407Meant for>>556987118
Only 23 hours until I adopt and groom (rape) my daughter Sakura Chiyono O!
shant be rolling for Chiyodog because I want to protect my wife Bakushin
>>556987510This is literally my first post in this thread, I'm not the only person noticing the forced and inorganic doomposting and demoralization. There's a lot more spam and more fake "oh trust me bwos im quitting" than ever.
Won't roll for dog because she's not my wife
>>556987850>oh trust me bwos im quittinggrim
Nothing Ventured is a lot more consistently provided on the bottom option of Sasami's event chain, though for a lower hint levelIt's almost never worth it to go top
>>556987850>fake "oh trust me bwos im quitting"Are you stupid, are people not allowed to burn out. I'm taking a break myself.
Your wife fucking smells and my dogs tongue is all fucked because of the terrible after taste
>>556987143>earnings 0lol
I will not impulse roll Sakura Chiyono O!
>>556987564That's been fixed for months now. The filter is still aids but you can at least type in the box now.
>>556987564Yeah it works now
>>556987850If I weren’t a danchou I’d have at least taken a very long break by now, tbdesu, if not outright quitGame’s very obviously leaving the honeymoon phase, and I don’t subscribe deeply enough to sunk cost fallacies to stay
Rangeban SEA
I will collect all the umadogs
>>556987850>fakeSome /uma/ clubs have flatlined members and unfilled roster spots
I will plan roll for my dog!>>556988154 >>556988163Good enough, took them long fucking enough tho.>>556988185While I agree, management will never do it because that would kill ZER INCOME and le ads
>>556987990weird post...
>>556987850Half my club is fucking dead..
I'm staying. I like this game. I'm not afraid of mant. It'll be a nothingburger like everything else was. Nothing ever happens. You're all niggerfaggots and I love you.
>>556988183Same here, I too carry the curse of danchouHopefully I can hand it off gracefully to another longstanding and consistent club member mid-May or so to take a break, but I think that just might as well dissolve the clubWe'll see
>>556979512Name ONE (1) career that isn't 90% rival yuri bait. It's an yurige, and you are completely delusional if you think any uma wants their male trainer. Just think about how all the parents in the game are lesbian couples. Why play a waifu collector where the waifus are at most platonic friends with the player?
>>556988350Haha loves niggerfaggots haha fucking homo hahaYeah it'll most likely be a nothingburger, but I really hope normies bitch about it so cygays implements qol sooner
>>556988350imagine fighting an uma in the middle age
EL PLEASE
>>556988350We'll see what you do after your umas forcefeed you an energy drink for the first time.
next captcha should be an english proficiency test.it would also filter most americans, and i think the majority of the thread's population would be germans at that point.
Flatlining btw
>>556988535Now THAT would kill at least 90% of the site
>>556988465Stay Gold's isn't. It's completely introspective. You even get to choose which group she's racing against most of the time instead of it just being a singular person.
>>556988465Me and your mom>>556988535By that time the real german and brit population will be erased
>>556988523They won't even dare to touch it.
get new material
>>556988465>you are completely delusional if you think any uma wants their male trainer.This is objectively correct, umas are not for (You).
if we are all shitposting... so yeah. hopefully I dont sleep all the way to 100TP
>>556988535You're not convincing me germans are realIt's all finns in here
>>556988535>and i think the majority of the thread's population would be germans at that point.hehe...
Post elite uma goons
>>556988350>and I love you.So you'll hug me and pat my back without being disgusted to touch me or do that hover hand pat most people do, right? I mean a full on embrace and not that weak half approach where you're a few inches away so contact doesn't really happen and I'm denied the chemicals in my brain that make me happy to touch another person.
Name 3 good rivalries in Uma Musume right now.
>>556988841For me, it's Confusion.
>>556988719new meek! *saves*
>>556988883i will put my entire dick in your ass
>>556988786Fins are too lonely and sad to pretend being something that vastly different
>>556988841don't know if it's elite but I like this one
>>556987091this website is primarily trannies now. welcome to the skittle squad.
>>556988886>scarlet and vodka>cap and cross>agnes and manhattan
>>556988886Your wife's mouth vs my cockYour wife's ass vs my cockYour wife's cum (mine) covered ass and mouth vs your mouth
>>556988987>Agnes
>>556988841
>>556988350im scared for MANT
>>556989009>ass ass assfound the FAGGOT tranny>>556989067>Reddit Agnes
>>556989067
Gold City and my dickMy dick and Gold City's umankoGold City's cute butthole and my dick
>>556988906Post a cute Meek pic.
i can't believe people still hate gays. gays are so basic these days
How would I go about telling an anon clubmate I want to be friends? Should I just message him on discord?
I can't believe people still like gays. gays are so evil these days
>>556989220
My favorite characters are Narita, Hishi, and Gold.
PLASE JOIN MY CLUB aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
My favorite umamusume is Special.
>>556989346Yes, and post your username here so I can add you.
how the fuck do you suzukafags get enough points for TTL + Concentration + Groundwork set + Runaway + A&S while also getting midrace
>>556989614pretty easy if you have 50 race bonus and do 6-7 extra races
>>556989467Hmm...nyo
I like hanging at the club discord more than playing
>>556988350Based, I won't leave this game while Rice is still here.
>>556989680My club doesn't have one i feel like it would ruin it
ITS OVER
>>556989751Rice is confirmed lesbian
>>556989656Sorry, how many races?
>>556989862I had the same issue on the steam version just before. Fixed it by opening the menu on the title screen and choosing "download all data"
>>556989862Shouldn't have botted.
get new material you pathetic farce
Name 3 uma-related discord stories
How do I MANT?
>>556989656
I dont think anybody but yourself and 1 or 2 other people gave a shit. I didnt even give a shit
>>556990041Discord (the Rudolf event)Jackie ChanHaru Urara
>>556988886Sakura Bakushin O vs Nishino FlowerFine Motion vs Kawakami PrincessMe vs You
cant believe the game and its entire world wide general are so dead that people are leaving for /v/
Not even trolling but are there any uma doujins with a dark skin man? I like the skin contrast. Brown uma and white man also welcome.
fuck this gay fucking chudcmd string
>>556990229Go back
Sorry, I'll post it later...
>>556989656>40 RBfuck me, my deck is too shit for Suzuka. extra races is pretty risky too since sometimes she'll just get late-started and lose the streak
>>556990278Yeeeees please post blacked qos umas
Tazuna
>>556988886>Brian vs Mayano>Falcon vs Curren>Jackie vs Chan
>>556990082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgjgqMLKj7Q
when's MANTI don't see it in the timeline
>>5569906901 month bwo
>>556990690round 2, day2 of aquarius
There's a little bit of MANT in us all.
>>556983680WOW A MILE/MEDIUM PACE CHASER WITH AN ULT THAT INCREASES VELOCITY ON THE FINAL LEG. HOW ORIGINAL.
What's the number of the day
>>556989870Nope.
>>556990818why are you engaging the shitposter?
I no longer feel attracted to my uma after she graduated
Sprintslop and it's consequences have been a disaster for the /uma/ race.
>>556990932an excuse to post a cute image
will 1.5 anni have paid selectors or just 1st and 2nd?
>>556989870And you're a confirmed loser KILL YOURSELF
PIECE OF SHIT SUNNY RUNNERS
is fart smalcon any good here
>>556990956Makweenchud...
aidoru seikatsu
>>556990197rip jackie chang
We need a new joke
Please please please name a straight uma
FUCK I FORGOT TO BRING SASAMIRUN'S OVER
El is so consistent at jobbing Arima Kinen oh my god
>>556991425Believe.
>>556991002okay the answer is only real anniversaries
After 3 weeks of trying, I finally got it. 3 greens + TTL + GW + turf S + decent stats Falco.
heh I got your greens right here man.
>>556991546>no focusdead to late start
My will to train Fuku has plummeted since she can't use her own cracked suppoca. I'll never get her that medium CM win...
>>556991546Is my bird bricked with no leaders pride
>>556991425
I want to get wet with this boy (girl)
>>556991546no accel?
>>556991624no greens
Thread's boringhttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vguma
>>556991772
any successful gaslights for capricorn? i think people really fell for rushing gale, plan X, and/or meticulous measures this time around.
which uma likes big benis
So why do they call her Eishin Flash?
look at the quality of the thread now the whole thing was one person (and 1-2 people falling for it). nobody else gave a shit but he spammed its one pathetic little man coming here and shitting up the thread, all while not even playing the game himself keep it in mind for the future as he does this more. thanks! >gay >retarded>brown Chinese >doesnt even play the game
>+1 Prepared to PassYeah, to pass the fuck away. Just fucking bomb me you IRA bitch
>>556991962plan X gaslight was diabolical
new haguragu feature
>>556989862every tuesday...
>>556992059just get your wit to 400+ for a better chance to get speed star
>>556991778
>>556992230I'm out of the loop, what is going on
>>556991702>focusRetard. Good job outing yourself that you don't play fronts.>>556991723Not really, it's just a nice midrace skill, it just allows her to fight as/against p2 >>556991823Are you blind? Mummy, Plancha and turbo sprint are right there.
>>556992059I have not gotten speed star on a single one of my capricorn ace runsfinemo is a meme card
>>556992217I think I had over 500 wit.
please tell me MANT isn't the only scenario where we can affinitymax with whatever race schedule we want
>>556992052Quality is uh, dead. Congrats. You made /uma/ boring.
>>556992329Mambodanchou is still dead
>>556992052> >>556987265nothing is "going on" next time just report it instead of taking the bait
>>556992373I got the hint only on my late aces. Never my pace ones. FM being the best of the worst is quite annoying.
Lets get along, post something happy
>>556992047>"Eishin" is the crown name of late Toyomitsu Hirai and his youngest son Katsuhiko Hirai, and their toy company, Eishindo as a whole before 2011, after which A Shin was used as the crown name instead.>Eishin and A Shin, though spelled differently in English, are the same crown name when written in katakana (エイシン) and both belong to the same company. Though their respective owners are different - A Shin was the crown name of Toyomitsu's eldest son Hirotsugu Hirai. Not sure about the Flsh part
>second Kita event>Late Oct (Senior)>surely no more bad events, time to spend that last Riko pump and dump>Early Nov>mood downI HATE YOU CYGAMES
>>556992402...
a FYI a second time, im not mad if you really think you made me mad then its you being so Chinese >I know you better than you rn you know that im in that moment before I close the computer where I keep going for a bit
Don't act like this is new. Thread's been on a freefall ever since Teioposter and our other known posters died, and only thing keeping /uma/ alive are the clubs
>>556992402Only G1 counts
>>556992402Only G1s will give affinity in the future, but in exchange they buff affinity. Even the shittiest genetic dead end uma can give you double circle affinity... BUT you'll have to mutate dirt to B so you can get the most amount of affinity.
>>556992052I don't like you
>>556992657Yada.
>>556990082AWOOOOGA
>>556992848there was an uptick just there in dogshit posting abt outer-uma things. the things people outside of this thread post like tranny shit. not the normal things that the thread saw just 1-2 hours ago (with the JP thread)
>>556990818RICEWIFE IS CUTE!
bitching and complaining is not a personal trait or "trolling". you are a sad little man. impotent and retarded. seething and mogged. these are facts
It's your fault.
I think anons just need to accept reality that the hype in Global ran its course. Honeymoon period is over.Alot of people really dislike the stinginess, lack of carryover pity and extremely support card focused this game for it to be playable
Suzusex
Brian vs Mayano is such a one sided rivalry. The only way Brian would ever take her seriously is if Mayano cornered her and somehow overpowered her enough to molest her until she's a shivering mess.
>>556988796I need Eishin Flash singing Auslander Raus, would be perfect
>>556992975you dont have to give a shit about me but, have you checked the bot to see if it skips the animations on rainbow training? the last change to the wait_time was setting it down from 0.15 to 0.01, and if you click too early on a rainbow training it doesnt skip the animation there is something else that doesnt matter as much with the packets but the delay ater skipping animation is made larger and I cant test the packets myself (as I have done with the client testing, manually) >>556993417dont get to 3 warnings or else. you have been warned you did what you did for your own reasons, but you arent allowed to. I will do as I please. know your place. do not talkits insane that you think you would be entitled to make a reply like this, as if you can say anything right now. shut the fuck up you fucking subhuman - if you lost this website you would deserve it fully, and then you would kill yourself
So this is the alleged schizo hours that /uma/ once feared I don't like it
danchou...
>Post an image>Get an uma recommended
What is going on
GO AWAY IEEEEEEEE
>its your faultfuck up you raped little cripple freak. you are a retard no more replies to you, because this is the peak of your results. this is as good as you get and you shant be doing any of this. leave
next bread will be butter.
>>556993798I have no fucking idea
>>556993503I'm still doing my fan runs but mostly because I'm just waiting for a new game or new thing I can get addicted into. Right now I'm just sticking with umamusume since I can multitask like watching movies and anime while playing
>>556993682Or else what? You'll spam the thread some more? By all means. Skip the other warnings.
>>556993887Based Lose/Lose first rate event.
>>556993798~10 minutes of me posting to get rid of the tard w/o regard for the thread vs the shitfest that just happened
>I will do my best to live up to my new position.Teio!
>>556993938
Me and the other danchous will ban metaposting during the council meeting.
>>556994069hey, we got a new Teiofag
I think my club is conspiring against me but I can't prove it.
>bourbon wins triple crown after moaning in her story wanting to win it>scenario is just her being sad because of rice shower looking sadWhy is she like this
>>556994081The gif that destroyed /uma/
>>556994081I might like this but this is where all the trouble started
>>556994005>I can multitask like watching movies and anime while playingsame here. i used to play ffxiv for the same reason before they released a shit expansion. I have a long playlist of documentaries and interesting stuff to watch and uma is quite handy to do while listening to those
>>556993503outlier(s) getting 30M fans fucks up the graph on this site or with this growth on a graph really the website needs "hide outliers" like it does for hiding inactives. or you could make your own graph in excel. on the 9th day, the membs with 10m fans still gained 1M fans a day. on a CM that is decent
>>556993503That club is going to sink like a rock if that one guy carrying the entire club on his back drops the game or leaves for greener pastures
It is unreal how much different the game is when you have new umas to train>got 7 new umas from allspark>Curren Akebono Shichi both Marus cleric Grass fantasy Pasait's so much fucking fun, getting S-ranked with the little minx made me unironically love her (still shitpost about her being a harlot because haha funni) to pieces, I can't wait to try out Akebono when I've got a chance, and I've wanted Maruzensky since August. I'm out of TP, just made a medium/long front runner parent, and I'm happy as a clam. Wonder if I can make a 9* power Maru for medium/longs before Kitasan comes? Also it's nice to be getting 500-600k fans per run again, gotta make sure I don't lose A+ gibsI love this game so much it's unreal. The girls are extra cute and their personalities are so winsome. Being around them and watching them become turf-devouring monsters and bonding with (You) is amazing. I can't wait to mutate Shichi into a dirt miler for Aquarius
>be b+ danchou>make club for asocials and "just do full run every 3 days or so">people start only doing failed mcqueen runs for several days>politely tell people to just do a full run every couple days so we can stay comfy B+>people do the occasional run now>easy B+It's that easy.
>>556993821
>>556994429why even play the game if you cant do more than a failed run? are you even having fun if you dont want to try again if you fail?
>be S officer>promoted due to my loyalty and consistent output>people start flatlining after losing CM's>slander them to danchou about using bots and 3rd party tools that risk getting us banned>they get replaced by more reliable farmers>S rank since September last yearnot easy but rewarding
>>556994424>when you hit 230/230
>>556994403Akebono's story is also great to read. I believe she manhandles trainer with her height+strength like 12 times or so. Really endearing uma
>>556994215as a fan of classical music, absolute kinoas a hobby encoder, absolute garbage video
>be B+ danchou>kick everyone>???>A ranking next monthIt's that easy.
>>556994191Just look at Rice.You'd feel sad too.
>>556994625for some reason this reminds me of something that doesn't exist - doubles figure skating but both female. IRL women can't do for other women what men do for women in couples figure skating, but umas are monstrously strong, so that doesn't apply. This is just great, two regal (and slightly silly, which makes them cute) umas showing off how cool they are.It's an absolute gas.
>be B+ danchou>conspire all day to ensure I don't become an A danchou>nobody burns out as they keep chasing the unreachable carrot on a stickIt's that easy.
... confession, I only roll for Japan Derby winner umas
>>556993503I wouldn't be so fucking tired of the game if isn't such a slogfest RNG bullshit that doesn't reward you with all the trouble you do on your runs.>farm parents for CM preparations >run million of times or until you get lucky with your sparks THAT your only control is with aptitudes >each run takes at least 25 minutes each>events are repetitive bullshit that only exists so they can say there are events>events dont give you any advantages whatsoever just cards to help poorfags that will absolutely get mogged by paid gachasThe game's grinding is extremely unfun and unrewarding and the more it goes on the more justified I see the filthy botters are. If it weren't for my ego I would have joined the fuckers already. The only fun I could get with the game are the stories and the first time career runs of the girls. I question my sanity everyday on why the fuck I haven't quit yet or I'm coping that it will get better soon.tl;dr I'm fucking tired of the game's unoptimized grinding
>>556995251Based.
You will not be rolling Sakura Chiyono O
>>556995251baaaaaaaased
I only roll for pretty umas
you get loads of rewards just for playing. you get SP for transferring your horses so that with every new event you get a huge boost to your deck and TTs, for example
>>556993503classic cyretards not adjusting their schedule/game to the market
>>556995309I've said it again and again - I would bot if it worked on actual phonesThat's the only thing that's stopping me
>>556995424I will be rolling Sakura Chiyono Owhen she gets her rerun next year
>>556995309Game is set up for you to buy the monthly spark reroll that will soon be introduced.Create problem sell you the solution
Sakura Chiyono O, a 3 Pace Chaser inspired by the 1988 Japanese Derby winner, arrives on the Pretty Derby Scout banner February 11 UTC, joined by SSR support cards for Riko Kashimoto and Tazuna Hayakawa. Her kit excels in turns with skills like Corner Acceleration and Surpass Sakura, plus strong stats in Speed, Stamina, Power, and Guts. Fans share excitement over her emotional Tracen Academy story and design, though some F2P players hold back for other banners amid memes about her cheeky side.
Any one looking for a f2p noob who just started? I do a few runs a day at least.
>>556995701my wife sexo suzuka
>>556995682middle of the month, tat of a bad timing, plus the thread is a bit of a shit show
>>556995682DANCHOU! CATCH!
They know...
>>556995682I think all the clubs without quotas are full, maybe check in a couple of hours to see if anyone can make space? Maybe /v/ might have space idk.
>>556995251Let's go!!
>>556995881little bitch. does that (probably scripted) then walks on and follows orders anyway
>>556995682Umasumi was recruiting, scroll up and send danchou a message, it's a comfy place, I'd be in it if I weren't addicted to A+ gibs
>>556995881why does this neigher look so majestic all the time
>>556995967Don't call her potential horse, Maruzen.
12 o clock now I can sleep I was tired after fan runs but I powered through it
>>556995682POST YOUR CODE LET ME ABDUCT
>>556995881>>556996091
>>556995004But Rice makes me happy?
>>556996058Club is filled just got 1 earlier
>>556995309Even parent grinding in itself is not fun. The game will try and fuck you up multiple times just by doing a run, you can lose random races even with great stats simply because the game decided you'll slow start and you can only counter it with focus/concentration which is still a witcheck, random mood downs before a goal, and sometimes even failing career goals/URA just because the game willed it. It's not as salty as with ace runs but it's still salty when it happens, and then as you said, get rewarded by 1* stats and pink sparks that you absolutely don't need or not aiming for. I couldn't even be bothered with whites anymore just give me the pink I want.
>>556995881submissive like every uma
>>556996091>500+ successful breeding>mares LOVE himpeak jorse indeed
>>556995309I think you would enjoy the game much more if you would go down on the parent grind. Everyone i've seen go down the rabbit hole of farming specialist parents is absolutely miserable. If you finished making some CM aces, go try some generalist parents and only occasionally try for specialist ones. Much easier to digest in my experience.
>I hate pushing button and watching number go up>I will install a bot to push the button and have number go up instead!People sure mad when the slot machine doesn't give them what they want lmao.
>>556992059Ní fadhb
i got her from pulling the mega banner what am i in for?
>>556996620Post like this is mostly made by either botters or flatliners desu
>>556996639Would.
>>556996378>even failing career goals/URA just because the game willed it>got 1* stam 3* late surgerYeah I'm done grinding for Dirt I've lost count how many clocks I used with El. Next CM can be whatever
>>556995881he's showing the breeders how good his stance is
>Curren cucks Daisca on the fanfest event>Fuji cucks Opera on a random eventWhat other umas have NTR events?
>>556996620i mean, autoclicker games have been established as a genre for a while now
WE ARE GIVING UP ON THIS CM
>>556996684A humiliation ritual if you don't get the stats needed for her to run the long tracks and especially the Haruten. Increasing her track proficiency would also help, but if you're prepared, there's an uma for (You).
Do we ever get to race umas in their casual clothes?
I wish Flash was real
>>556997012>Fuji cucks Opera on a random eventthis happens?
>>556996954>just because the game willed itSure you aren't overgreeding on parent cards making your deck unable to reliably clear URA?
>>556996584>Everyone i've seen go down the rabbit hole of farming specialist parents is absolutely miserableExactly, I've never done this because it seems absolutely soul-destroying:>white skills have 20% rate of sparking post-career>rate goes up slightly in all parents and grandparents share that skill>2* blue rate is 45% of 60% (assuming 600+ in spd/stam/pwr, but spd is usually not a good inherit)>distance/aptitude pinks are drowned out in a deluge of style shitsTheoretically I could see a 9* power 9* Long parent with a long list of 3* whites for long races, but it would take thousands and thousands of attempts, because a specific 3* blue max rate is 2%Not worth it.
>>556997012I think cafe has one where tachyon tries to NTR trainer from her
>>556997246I was on 800 speed 500 stam with corner recovery 600 power, and fully skilled. I've only constantly failed with El, and surely that Long B wont fuck me up that much since I can do the same with other honses whose long aptitude is B
>>556995309I've run so much of Maruzensky I still dont have a 3* spark on her aaaaah, her affinity is also dogshit with most umas
>people ITT gaslighting on not needing CM-specific parents in order to make their CMs betterworse than sloptubers
>>556997105And global's been out for almost 8 months now? And there are STILL posts being made about the slot machine game doing slot machine things? That's why it's funny to see vent posts still going on like they're at gunpoint, like lmao get a real problem.
>>556996584>generalist parentsthis is kind of what I do. I focus on blues and distance aptitude, and whenever I'm training an uma, if at all possible (sometimes I make an exception for CMs) I ensure both parents are either 9* or have a 3* representative legacy. I try and curate for good blues and distance sparks because I treat whites as a nice bonus, not something to be relied upon. Sure, maybe my Golshis would be improved if I had a dedicated, S tier Spurt parent (9* spurt, 9* power/stam) instead of just running Hishiama, but that would kill me, so no thanks.
what's the lore of the oguri zilla meme
So like, why are umas asslets in game when they are all runners, not only that but some of their measurements imply a larger ass. Yet in the model there is nothing.
>>556997440>corner recoverymeant to say swinging maestro. I'll just do borrowed runs for next CM instead of trying to make my own
>>556995309I like to watch anime while doing parent runs. It makes them more bearable. Well, I also do that for Aces run, but I try to put some attention on those.But, I'm not gonna totally disagree with you. I had to do 22 Opera O parent runs to get 2* Power. It was kinda frustrating.
>>556997226I love the boy umas
>What do you mean i can't choose my items in this roguelike game? Then i wouldn't have an optimal run everytime!People misunderstand the fundamental nature of this game's game's game's gameplay
>>556997570Dissonance between the person who wrote down the measurements and the person who did the models.Happens a lot in 3D vidya
my ichiban ninki looks funny today
>>556997657I still haven't gotten a 2* power, 1-2* dirt Pasa after 25 runs. It's ridiculous.
Regardless of hairstyle all the umas have unnaturally round heads once you remove the ears
>>556997781Hoeh?
I've noticed this funny thing about Oguri: She likes to eat. Have you guys n
>>556997657when i notice a good ace run, by senior year start i will swap to a playlist of good background music and "lock in" as the younglings say. Feels kinda nice
>>556997781HOEH
Who is the most /uma/ uma?
>>556997781It doesn't stick out too much on some umas, but that's only maybe less than 5 of them. I really notice it on some specific umas like Tachyon.
>>556997909>>556998087ARIGATOU
>>556997542liminal horse racing
>>556997570the characters are primarily supposed to be cute teenage aidorus. Japanese aidorus are usually small and petite so the artists who did the character designs didn't want to make them too athletic looking because it would clash with the idol aesthetic.
>>556996639I will now join your movement
>>556998215Cheval Grand
>>556998215Spechud, obviously
>>556998215Taishin
god loves umankos
>>556997570Let's be real, no one would be able to handle the rice cake.
>>556997657I got like a total of 28m or more fans just by trying to get a 2* Mile spark which I didn't even get in the end. I don't even remember how many runs those were since I mass transferred all of those out of frustration At least I got to masturbate while doing runs at some point because I was so bored and frustrated
>>556991849Complete
kingu lovethat is all
>>556998215Reddit Cafe
Air Groove and King Halo should trade moms.
>>556997542Matta Kane (as in Harry)
>>556998569Oguri's mom should date me
>>556998215Shakur
What did they mean by this?
>>556998215Curren 4chan
>>556998215
>>556998734>Can't borrow ashinsawa because I have to train sprint aces>>556998215It's the girl reading this
ice-cold take here:curren would be the face of the franchise and a global phenomenon if she weren't such a nothingburger of a hors.
A small and modest jig:https://jiggie.fun/tMpo0Vhttps://jiggie.fun/tMpo0V
man i feel bad for people who dropped 60k+ on nice nature instead of just borrowing herwhat a shit card, only value is OYLwell, at least she can't agemasen
>>556999036Her personality doesn't fit the "face of the franchise" archetype
I love this hag>>556999286Doesnt she have +15 race bonus and better than Fine motion since most good umas are late anyway
>>556993503If my club ends up imploding for whatever reason I'll take it as a sign to take a break from the game. The gameplay loop is still fun but it's so grindy if you want to do more than playing career occasionally.
>>556998520>did the colour sorting>awarded deadweight
>>556998215The actual answer.
>>556992402they later rework the affinity system to basically make every uma have double circles so spamming G1s doesn't matter anymore
Yeah I think I'll take a break with parent farming. I'll just do careers of the new honses I got from all uma spark
>Make wrong choice>Brain pulls up THEORY that tells me I'm wronglowkirknuinely end my suffering
>>557000005DIGITAN LOVE
I've seen more tissues than tickets since this event started
>>556999708should have played to win
Die, Digifreak.
>>557000117I have a feeling that I'll like her very much
>>557000117
>>556997105Dyaam, Multi Speed looks like that?!
i am honestly kinda excited for MANT. Learning the unity scenario and getting more and more comfortable with it was the most fun ive had with the game. While i still dont mind playing enough runs in unity to use TP regen knowing there is a new scenario soon makes me excited for more
>>5569982154chan shakur
>>556998502>>556997778I only aim for blue sparks, because there at least I can calculate the "droprate". 1 stat chosen randomly: 20% prob. Then, if my desired stat is between 600-1100, 45% for 2 stars and 5% 3 stars. Therefore, 50% of getting it. 10% every run of getting the thing I want.On the other side, Pink Sparks are a headache. You can't calculate the number of stars or the type. Well, technically you "can" calculate the type, because (iirc) you can only get the terrain/lenght/style you're Uma has in A. Still, it's horrible to farm.>I got like a total of 28mA parent run has at least 500k fans, so... Anon, I'm so sorry...>I got to masturbate while doing runsLMFAO
>>557000497>You can't calculate the number of stars or the type20% 1*70% 2*10% 3*
>>557000412she has a full bodysuit beneath her jacket, yes
Really love Stego.
>>557000679Turbo's twins...
>>557000412
>>557000461good riddance to this shitty team race mechanic that completely invalidates your run if you get unlucky
Does getting S on an aptitude increase the chance of said aptitude inheriting as a red spark?
someone post THAT poorfag pretty plsssss
>>557000652What, really? That didn't appear on Gametora.Well, if it is that way, the true pain must be getting the pink and the blue at the same time
>>557000925Yeppers, that is why having pace sparks in your legacy is the kiss of death
>>557000920Yeah, that seems to be by far the worst aspect of unity. Atleast being able to use clocks on the team races would alleviate the problem a bit
https://x.com/akai_nagagutsu/status/2021135222109241832look at my bro play in the snow
>>557001006
>>557000925It could give the illusion of that when it happens but it's just coincidence, all A/S aptitudes have the equal chance for pink spark
>>557000920If they just gave us URA but with the spirit bursts & facility leveling changes I'd like it a ton more. The TT races were a neat concept made horrible due to everything being a slot machine.
>>557000986Some Japanese sources have the info
>>557001195can't wait for the fanarts of her doing a cute umangel in the snow
oh no she'll find out I'm a tourist>quiz event where you can choose a wrong answerI do wonder what's the reward for getting it wrong since I didn't look at the choice rewards
>>557001531It's a third of the stats and no skill hint
>>557001531Sometimes you have to keep it real and pick the option that is best in universe, not just what gives you the best outcome.
>>557001578>It's a third of the stats and no skill hintThat's kinda based. Finally an event where there's an actual correct answer
>>557001661>Finally an event where there's an actual correct answerThat already exists though?
Love when this happens
>>557001578what's the point of this digitan event anymore when the game spoils you which is the correct option for the hint
>>557001630This is why I always pick the fatfuck options
>>557001630naruhodo(i dont)>>557001762Sometimes I make her do whatever she wants
>>557001369Damn I thought it was true because I ended up hitting Dirt S twice and both of the legacies ended up being 1* Power and 2* Dirt
>marked
>>557001848It's really cute. Also when digitan was added in jp the QoL of event outcomes wasn't implemented yet. We got it far earlier afaik
>>557002015
Post the video of horse cumming just from seeing other horses
>>556997105>>557000679I always thought she just used some very tight pants. Thanks for the update, Anon. Now I'll have more lewd fantasies with her!delicious B72...
I'm still making aces for Capri...
>>557002193
thread is MEAN today
But what does Hayahide wear under her racewear?
>>557002217>Like Taabo>like fat tits much more than flatsI can only dream of a world with shortstack Taabo
Why is there no gaslight about Chiyono yet? I thought she was a well hyped uma, but now here is silence?
>>556979032one run a day keeps the danchou away
>>557002436nothing, she runs commando since brian uses bandages
>>557002472This whole thread is silence
>>557002386
>>557002019that makes sense, i agree it's cute
>>557002195https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS8Wp8No0CI
>>557002537Silence is good.
bros it's been several days after seeing... the links.. and i realized that real women don't do it for me anymoreoh no
Whelp there goes a sprint A run. Middle option with 5 double circles BY THE WAY.
>>557002549
They really did a good job making her dialogues as freaky as possible I chose Falcon's. It's fun picking choices without knowing the effect it feels refreshing
My club fan distribution is like three people averaging 500-1M fans per day while the rest 0-100k. Fucking hell. Why would anyone discourage using bot at this point? Everyone is burning out and we are still a month away from MANT.
>>557002721
Do you guys think she might do it...
>>557002703you can win the final race with anything
If only you can mark your trainer too...
>>557002937
This game is such fucking dogshit man, hurry up with the fucking spark rerolls. I'm getting 600 in every stat and still getting 1* blue sparks for everything
>>557003157Nouuuuuuuu
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Taiki. I try to play Oguri. My Taiki wins more races. I try to play Vodka. My Taiki wins more races. I try to play Falcon. My Taiki wins more races. I want to play pace chasers. The best team has Taiki. I want to play mile and medium. They both want Taiki. She grabs me by the throat. I grind parents for her. I use statues on her. I use hint books on her. She isn't satisfied. I pull Super Creek. "I don't need this much stamina." She tells me. "Give me Fast Learner." She grabs Nishino and takes her unique skill. "You just need to funnel me more. I can run faster with Fine Wit and Tachyon Speed." I can't pull for Fine and Tachyon, I don't have enough carats. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her revolver. She says "Bang! Who's ready for a round of sharpshootin'?!" There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, +0.4m/s2 acceleration. What a wild, cruel world.
>>557003112
I think everyone is in the general agreement that we need more QoL and autoplay feature. MANT will fucking obliterate half the population we have now not even kidding.
>>557003261
>>557003051Then when your career ends you have trash stats because you hit level 5 speed in late November. There's no coming back from a lost race if you're making an ace.
>>557001531i remembered seeing hoeh asleep in flash card training felt good
>>557003273
>>557003428Hoeh...
>>557003448
>>557001936If only, I'm fishing for a stronger Mile Macky parent and if S bumped the chances anymore, it'd be great. But if I can get decent parents that give me a much better start going into MANT, I'll still take it.
>>557003314I don't really care if they bring QoL and auto faster, the things I enjoy about Umamusume have been in the game since day one, so neither of those things will really change much for me
>>556978172i wonder Still in Love and Buena Vista gonna get their own tier or not
>>557003625
>>557002443>shortstackYou must really love Sundays, right? By the way, how short must be to be a shortstack? Less than 155 cm?
>>557003261this has also partially been my experience. I try to make different shit work but some combination of Taiki, Gold Ship, Oguri (regular) and Grass Wonder almost always end up comprising the majority of my CM team every time.
>>557002409Buena Vista hand holding and kissing
>>556979032hehe
>>557003792
>>557002472What is there to gaslight about her? Her gold green skill that only works in Spring??
slut female
>>557003991
>>557004128Why bring up Curren-chan all of a sudden?
>>557003157>Finish with alot of g1 races yet again>get 700k fans yet againOh boy I cant wait to see my 1* sparks
>>557003835Height starts with a 14/4 depending on your units.
>>557004170
>>556983475Your sweepy?
>>557002472>green gold meme uma
>>557004291Oh joy another 1* speed
>>557004345
>>557004291>little cock and bitter grass nowhere to be seenheh...
>>557004359I still love my account so nyo
It's over
>>557004529
Le Fishe (formerly Bricked) will have TWO (2) spots opening up soon!>comfy, active A+ club>20mil monthly quota but most go above and beyond >don't flatline Reply with your trainer ID!
>>557004747What happened with the 2 trainers
>>557004708
https://x.com/enntsuuoo_/status/2021159928778436891
>>557004817They flatlined for over a week
>>557004870
>finally good stats and beat zenith>no OYLI LOVE THIS GAME
>>557005031
If this game already died before mant what is mant going to do to it?
>4 mutation attempts >10 mood downs>0 pink procsim sorry tam, we're not gonna make it..
odds I try to get a better sprint rudolfevens I start working on dirt cm
>>557004990>spoilerDamn rip. I knew your club is very social so I wasn't expecting that
>>557004935Solution? Threesome
>>557005218
>>557005263Time to go back to the mines trainer
>>557005082Because you looked to the right. It was on your left, silly.
>>557004170"Rizzin' up" Helios so she stops being a lolicon.so she stops being on the cuck chair of Ruby and Miracle. Poor thing...
>>557004934Only 11?
>>557005440IRL Daiwa had 11 offsprings before retiring from mare duty
>>557005384
Taiki can't help being the best. It just comes naturally to her.
A button that plays the game for you will save the game.
>>557005532Naruhodo
>>557005532as an uma she can easily go for 100 more
>>557003835I love both marvelous and Inari. Just Rob Roy isn't for me because I don't like glasses or braids that much
>>557005558
>>557004534NTA but I could never make parent runs work in Aoharu either. They either come out with good stats but no race affinity/SP or good affinity skills, but fail the career due to low stats. I think the good Aoharu parents that get posted here are photoshopped.
>>557005724My POV
>>557005753throw against reeko
>>557005748
Finally got SSR Sasami >It sucksHoly shite wtf did I do. This card bricks runs. I must be missing something? Getting a good event isn't stronger than a bad one. Is there some trick to this card?Only upside is she's hot af.
>>557005753Aoharu G1 farming is best with late and end due better speed during late race and lower stamina requirements.Its the best place to farm Ryan and Dober parents for now
>>557005984Nothing ventured, nothing gained!
Flat
I keep wondering. Do other honses on career not have any trainer at all?
>>557005929
>>557006063I've had runs where I couldn't even get that OR risky business.
How do horses even have dozens of children if it takes 9months for one to be birthed and somehow gold ship has hundreds? Do they get multiple kids that often?
>>557006082kitasan is so lucky
>>557006182Anon it's not all the same mare, he fucks hundreds of different horses.
>>557006126
>>557006182They took one of gold ship's balls and put them on a gelding horse so he's effectively having twice as much sex as any other horse
>>557006182what >>557006271 said, but twins aren't uncommon for horses
>>557006249retard
What is the meaning behind Nishino Flower posts?
>>557006292
>>557006249>can't even troll properlyretard
>>557006458Enlightenment
>>557006385wasnt there something about how if a horse had twins most of the time one of them would die during birth?
>>557006461
The most erotic part of an uma is their feet
>>557005850Like half of the dead runs didn't even make it that far. Kikkuka Sho and Haru Tenno Sho were graveyards for the race heavy attempts that I did after being gaslit into giving the scenario a second chance.>>557006385>>557006182Usually one twin is aborted in racing horses because it's believed that twins tend to underperform. That was the reason the real Admire Vega's twin died.
Why is Special Week in the middle of everything?
>>557006683>why is the entire franchise's mascot everywhere?
Which uma has the sluttiest victory pose?
>>557006641
OGURI CAPPADA
>>557006097Technically, they need one to be able to participate in Twinkle Series, but this is one of those "don't think about it" moments
>>557006759Sky, just look at her face. She wants it.
Explain the whole yeppers thing to me.
>>557006947
>>557006812
>>557006182>somehow gold ship has hundreds?Gold Ship and I have been very busy
>>557006182You think stallions fuck only one mare a year?
>>557006947Dabe.
>>557006097they're all (you) but in other timelines, only npc umas like meek glasse and cocon have npc trainers
>>557006097Just assume it's an alternative world where they found one but it wasn't the right one, cause (You) are the right one, but that also implies to create another alternative world where that uma is the protagonist
Why is Plan X/Countermeasure not recommended anywhere for the sprint CM, is it bad? It seems like a decent rng skill
>>556993576>until she's a shivering mess.Brian or Mayano?
>>557006989
>>557007152READ THE SKILL
>>557006641>>557006461>>557006292These ones are scary. Imagine you're just living your best trainer life, totally fine, and these creatures 20x stronger than you just grab onto you and make up lies about your mental state and drag you away with such grip force that you can't break free and next thing you know you're in a storage closet being told you're burning up and dripping sweat when you're 100% fine and then she's stripping your clothes off saying you need tending to. Then you remember the emergency whistle Miss Tazuna gave you at orientation. You reach to your bag only to find the whistle has been crushed and there's no escape for you as this delirious maniacal gorilla woman has her way with you.Terrifying.
>>557007152plan X activates too early IIRC so it's basically useless
>>557007167ranked competitive sex usually ends with both in a shivering mess
No…
>>557007110What if an Uma from an alternate universe kidnaps you away fron the Uma you're currently training?
I still don't know what Guts does.
>>557007204Reading?
>>557007183
>>557007330eh kills apostles and doesn't afraid of anything
>>557007216Hot
>>557007110That's a neat way of thinking about others' trainers. I like it
>>557007330It makes your trainee feel good
>>557007330It's what gets rearranged during the recreations between your trainee and me
>>557007152>Increase passing ability when positioned toward the front upon approaching late-race. (Sprint)>upon approaching late-raceMight as well say mid race
>>557007232Final corner last 14 seconds.Plan x lasts 3.6Activation is random.1/4 chance it does /something/, 1/6 chance it does something noticable.It's not great, but one of the viable strategies for this CM is legitimately just buying seven acceleration skills that have a chance of doing something and hoping one of them hits the sweet spot.
>>557007362
>>557007364Good one
>>557006097Yes they all have their own trainers. For example Grass directly references her own in Chrono’s career story. They do need a trainer to be able to participate in the twinkle series to begin with
>>557007330Gives your uma bigger balls (physically).
>>557006458We love girls like Nishino Flower. She's cute and breedable.
>>557007465>description says approaching late race>it's a mid race skill every timeWhy is Cygays like this?
>>557007204>>557007232>at a andom point in the second half of the mid race, get an accel boost.0.2 accel for 3s, Umalator says on sprint track that it lasts for about 75m distance, second half mid race is 350m. Umagrok says it's nearly 40% effective, I like those odds
>>557007563
fluffy umanko
fuzzy umanko
>>557007745gn
>>557008005>>557008005>>557008005
Almost forgot to do a career run today and decided to do a quick fail run with Oguri. This is only the second time I've managed to get a 9* stamina
Hey Torepis,My name is Helios, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, open-leagues who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any umanko? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on umastagram.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the ballroom team, and starter on my mile racetrack team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn horse people"? I also get straight UG's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO monies). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>557006591no
