Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!/sthg/ #9056 - Sonic's titties Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/>Paramount Developing Sonic Movie Spin-Offshttps://comicbook.com/gaming/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-spin-off-movies-report-paramount/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 08 April 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>557053513
Sonic inspired her.
My wide eyed cutie
>>557091559ehh fine I can work with that
>>557091721
Ok since everyone hates my ships I saySonichilidogs, Shadamy, (and you can’t change my mind) and knuxouge.
What's with the dude who always posts the ugly unfitting wolf guy? >>557091830 I feel like there's a joke I'm missing.
Slice and dice
>>557091808>there is something comical about these two naked near-identical hedgehogs and this third one who is so over-designed she looks like a fanfic characterEh, shes a girl. Shes gotta wear clothes.
>>557091795If you have to change Sonic's personality from the games then you aren't using Sonic. This is why I don't like the freedom fighters. Sonic's personality is changed for shipping crap like a fanfic.
>>557091850I like this pairing.
>>557091582Sonic's huge titties
>>557092030God I want him to fuck me
>>557091989he's a minor antagonist in the Archie comics who I like, that's it really
>>557091793Sorry anon but Sonic is straight
>>557092064Bro, you're getting mad over nothing. The issue was solved >>557091559There, IC Sonic and a fun and funny dynamic. Easy.
>>557091989There's no joke, it's just an avatarfagging gayfag who lusts for a shitty tertiary comic character.
Perci and the ants
This general would be better if it talked about Shadow sexo more
>>557092064didn't shipping only make up for a small fraction of both Archie (a handful of the 250+ issues) and SatAM (2 episodes out of 24) combined?
>>557092107>pure squishy meatIt's called muscle, which these losers barely have. Sonic never skips chest day.
>>557092230I'm not mad. I just don't like them. They are shit. The only times I've seen the freedom fighters work is in fanfiction like you just described. Game Sonic being around them is fanfiction. The real freedom fighters are terrible characters who break Sonic's personality.
>>557092229Yeah and I’m female you motherfucker.What, you think only men can like Sonic?Fricking Sexists think they can get away with this
>>557092276what is this
>>557091989His Popeye Drago is hotter than the comic art I agree
>>557092127
>>557092447You knowAnts love PerciHave you not heard this joke it’s kinda recent
>>557092361Can confirm. There are only two episodes of Satam with romance in it. The finale and the earlier one where they kiss on a log. Three if you count the one where Sonic talks in his sleep and Sally mistakes it for flirting. That's literally all of it. Satam has less romance in it than Sonic X objectively. It isn't a shippingslop show. People just say that because a chief made them seethe.
>>557092412For years 4chan tried to convince me /sthg/ and /vp/ is full of femanos, but none of you will ever pass
>>557092535
>>557092276
>>557092456>PopeyeI should've thought of that, I actually referenced Gaston for that one
Since Sonic is a fictional character I can say he's gay and be just as close to reality as those who say he's straight + I'd much rather Sonic be gay and in love with me
>>557091664they're not friends in the movies either. Knuckles ignores Tails to to be buddy/brother/rivals with Sonic all the time. It's in the marketing toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zFgTtEzSU4Tails is just a hanger-on, they don't notice or care he's there or need him there.
Archiefags don't understand that the reason jpfags think you hate Sonic is because you advocate for Sonic having a different personality from the videogames
>>557092883we do know. and we continue to do as we wish because fuck cares what some autismo thinks?
>>557092751You draw the forearm wider than the arm so it reminds me of Popeye. I kinda like it. It looks good on Sonic and I think it should be the way for every mobian
>>557093049I am a female posterBut I don’t care to add you to discord cuz I’m lazy
>>557092882Knuckles hold Tails like a brother at the end of the second movie
>>557093179dont be lazy for one minute and lets add n talk
>>557092412Sonic sez: Fuck you
Douge
>>557093359I honestly don’t care
Is her time near?
Cream the Rabbit
>>557092683half of our artfags are women, or at least were half until they left
>>557092030"Talk to the feet!"
Sheep wife
>>557093134it's inspired by the Riders models and how they get progressively thicker as you get to the wrist/anklesI just gotta work on my hand/foot proportions
Nobody cares about your drawing journey, go find a discord chat fags.
>>557089294>Super Sonic defeats Infinite>He flies back to where Whisper was and transforms back>Whisper's still on the ground, thinking.>Whisper: [tearfully] ...I thought I could save him...>Sonic looks at her empathetically and holds out his hand to help her up>Whisper takes it and gets back on her feet>Sonic: You can't save everybody, Whisper. Best you can do is to get back on your feet, and keep moving forward. There's no point in dwelling on the things you can't control.>Sonic puts his hand on her shoulder>Sonic: So don't beat yourself up.>Whisper wipes away her tears, and becomes determined. She won't give up. Not like last time.
>>557093751Didn't Crossworlds do well in sales?
>>557093884Draw!
>>557093863certified classic. used to play 20 years ago
>>557092683I've actually MET femanons irl; in contrast, I've never met a single maleanon, probably because I don't believe you lot have eever left your rooms and ventured out into the outside world.
>>557094014It didn't, no. Not to mention the money that was spent on the guest characters.
>>557093324and yet says nothing of note to him.Tails doesn't speak to him in his series either, or that Drone short. It's the Sonic and Knuckles show, Tails is only there for cuteness comic relief like the dog.
>>557093906I don't like rider knux, theres no lego on his shoes.
>>557094075I only played it on a demo disc I got from Nintendo power but it was pretty fun. Should've rented it.
the weird cult of archiefags avatarfagging with irrelevant characters is getting annoying. and to think you guys criticized tailsfags.
>>557094147Bros...
>>557094353I don't like either.
>>557093847Still hereAnd drawing
>>557094347God emotional comfort sex with Shadow is hot
>>557093526Not a shadougefag but this one is gorgeous.
>>557093157>sonic fans don't play the games DUHSpeak for yourself.
>>557094434Which namefag are you?
>>557094184the designer seemed to just rearrange it so it comes across more as a simple metal plate, it's a rather neutral change since the studs are moved to the corners
>>557094147>I've actually MET femanons irl; in contrast,A bunch of balding guys in dresses aren't what i would call femanon kek
>>557094581Scarletcosmo4444But I stopped so I’m just an anon now
I'm already getting bored of Megenics.
>>557093884>>557094047And then they fucked.
>>557094347What was that
>>557094671Nice, I wish more drawfags did that.
>>557092107wait, where is this screenshot from? unleashed?
"Amy deserves better than Sonic"Literally how? Shadow isn't as nice as Sonic is. Tails isn't as confident. Knuckles does not care about Amy. Who is "better"?
>>557094740I’m on Google You can look me up
>>557094719Some anon took ritualposting too serious
>>557094763nvm i just checked the filename, i'm retarded
>>557094826
>>557093847how can you be so sure they're girls
Sonic
>>557094764No one is better and anyone that says otherwise is a fan of that character
Wonder how richmunk is doing. lets check on his recent...ohhhhhhh
>>557094834I don't want to.
Bun!
List of current namefags that are women:Hotshelter (drawfag)Krack (drawfag?)Soneggfag (unknown)Maris (drawfag)List of past namefags that are women:AAR (drawfag)Geek (drawfag)Fuckwolfamy (drawfag)Jadii (drawfag)Kayla-na (drawfag)Metalyume (drawfag)Rapeficbitch (fanficfag)THP (drawfag)
>>557095042
Silver
>>557094147We're actually most if not all femanons who enjoy shitposting as dudes
>>557095139
>>557095161Honestly, Bunnie makes more sense than Sally as a love interest for Sonic. Game Sonic I mean.
>>557095139What's wrong?
>>557095226
Shadow
>>557094826>>557095042>>557095226Too fucking serious. The fuck? This is Sonic. This is Deviantart-tier. Emotional melodrama like this does not belong.
>>557095524Good thing it's just fanart, then.
>>557095524>Too fucking serious. The fuck? This is Sonic. This is Deviantart-tier. Emotional melodrama like this does not belong.
>>557095139What happened?>>557095356I knew he was doing AI art, I know he fed his previews commissions to the AI to make this.
>>557095150That’s fine but if you do just look up‘Scarletcosmo4444 on /co/‘
>>557095208now list the drawfags with the biggest cocks
>>557095664Having Charmy of all people get introspective like that doesn't fit Sonic at all. It's just like Ian and Evan who take the IP way too seriously, and want it to be a drama filled furry soap opera, rather than a fun action adventure series with a colorful cast of characters.
Please don't laugh at Shadow
>>557095838wolfamy
>>557095740Didn't ask.
Im gonnaPost my faceAre you ready?So here it ishttps://files.catbox.moe/e2c9oq.jpg
>>557095524How do you walk away from CCep3 with THAT and NOT bonding these ADHD-heads together?!
Archiefags hate Sonic as a character
Amy
>>557095839>Having Charmy of all people get introspective like that doesn't fit Sonic at all.Sure, now we will pretend Sega has any idea at all about what Charmy should be
>>557095976STOP BEING SO CUTE
>>557095976Didnt your parents teach you to remain anonymous on the internet
Metal
>>557095976I’m gonna post my face tooReady gohttps://streamable.com/79etbf
>>557095979Trauma bonding doesn't belong in Sonic. Neither do therapy circles or talking about your feelings. If you got a problem, you do something about it. You take action. Because actions speak louder to the soul than words. Sitting around and whining about your issues solves nothing. Dwelling on them makes them even worse.
>streamable for a simple jpg????????How let these tards in???
>>557096074>Sure, now we will pretend Sega has any idea at all about what Charmy should beIt sure as fuck is not this>>557094826>>557095042>>557095226>>557095442
>>557096178This is an outdated concept unfortunately
>>557095838Everyone who’s posted here has a bigger cock than Woefag>“Even-”Yes, even them
>>557093630She’s too cute and based for this shit series. She is not Steven Universe enough and no one goes to bat for her ever so probably not. If only Xitter trannies were vocal for her like the crying dyke OCs.
that idwfag from the other day is still here it seems
>>557095079Looks like he's gonna be chasing us at the speed of sound throughout
>Cosmo never reciprocated until she died>Zooey was platonic penpals>Fiona cucked him for Sonic>Cream and Tails were never a thing>Mina and Tails were never a thing and she would cuck him for Sonic>Barby got shipped by Ian with an older PlatypusSo who are Tails' real loves? We need to make a correct one.
Remove all fujoshis and himejoshis from the face of the Earth.
>>557096859What about the move that doesn’t kill Sonic
This joke is even funnier the 4th time is it said
Tailsx(You)
>>557096074>now we will pretend Sega has any idea at all about what Charmy should beThe annoying hyperactive kid. Easy.
>>557097737Nobody likes the new toy designs kek
Do /sthg/ femanons have an STD or is it just the maleanons?
>>557097751Anon.
>>557096859I like the idea that if Mephiles uses that move on literally anyone else, no matter how weak they are, it fails.
My ships areSonime (Sonic x me) shadurge, and knuxouge.
Post boobs or gtfo
>>557097751Rouge, Vanilla, that Casino Girl from Shogakukan, JumpinJax from Fleetway
>>557098170Anon used flat LanolinIt was Super Effective!
>>557098170You first.
>>557098170i took a pic but idk if i should post it
>>557096419>>557096859>>557097295>>557097765Big diff between the anime kind of melodrama and the Tumblr kind. The former's there for the emotional gut punch after all the fun stuff we've been going through, and the character makes a decisionto go do something about it to show theyve overcome it. The other takes it way too seriously and starts veering into realism, where they stop talking like themselves and talk like the writers using the characters for therapy. If you want furry soap opera where the characters talk about their feelings, look elsewhere.
>>557098458Just spoiler the imagePost away
The only Sonic game where characters talk about their feelings and sadness is the english version of frontiers
>>557098590Blueboard.
>>557098590
>>557098719I wonder when he draws again?
>>557098719Asshole!
>>557098767
>>557098503I don't think it's just an anime vs western thing. If you look at the most melodramatic moments in the games they never hit the extremes of IDW, Archie, or the average tumblr comic. Sonic games are written with the viscerality of an action film. The characters move on quickly from tragedies and horrors. They don't sit there and hash it out emotionally. It's just not authentic to Sonic.
Post hot OCs
why are girls so mean?
>>557099038Nobody gets to call me a woefag here
>>557099105All the picture on my wall would just be Sonic in episode 14 ‘That’s what friends are for’
>>557099136Best OC here
>>557098434She's much happier now!
who is the willem dafoe of sonic?
>>557099385Her name is Scarlet the catNot Scarlett the catScarlet the cat
Sir, another leak just dropped
>>557099548Dr. Eggman>>557099585I’m not an ant
>>557097751The writers almost completely forgot about Zooey, but she's the most successful one.Cosmo is literally a victim of Amy's accidental mindrape, she seems to have a thing for Sonic if anything before episode 69, but she's a seedling vegetable now so who cares.Mina was a wtf pick that was allegedly because Sega blocked the original choice (Amy) but if you count what-ifs from a dead universe (I don't) then she's technically more successful than Zooey.He never had a chance with the rest ngl.
I forgot to use a spoiler. Time to kill spics and niggers then I guess.
>>557098503lol it's all the same
>>557099691
>>557097737>>557097998I like this guy he cute
Why Sonic can't stop leaking?
sheep wife
>>557099982>blue furWhat's going on here
>Falling for obvious fake leaks.
>>557100059Where’s the picture
>>557098984>Sonic games are written with the viscerality of an action film. The characters move on quickly from tragedies and horrors. They don't sit there and hash it out emotionally. It's just not authentic to Sonic.Exactly.https://youtu.be/IqvRDhW-XVA?si=dQyVf4BKARr7kkzFhttps://youtu.be/0B5v6QZ5R3g?si=vtYp4SiDAWCslBv0
Sonic X is is only decent as a character writing reference. For most of the characters it isn't perfectly lined up. It's fine to use for Tails and Shadow generally.
>>557099038The hottest oc is mine
>>557100213You have to click on it to view it.
>>557098790Big titty mobians girls post here confirmed
I'm so old I remember when someone did actually post tits on here one time. I still have the picture saved.
>>557100498Yes it was yesterday
>>557100349>hundreds of years later he's awakened by someone seeking his help>someone who resembles MariaSilver's mom
>>557097751>penpalsI totally forgot that Zooey was also namedropped a few times.
>>557099982Robot assistant being useless and getting that red growth shot everywhere
>>557100341I didhttps://streamable.com/mxba9d
There’s a girl in this general and she’s married. They have matching Sonic tattoos. I wanna write a fanfic about them about what their kids will be like.
>>557099136Fuck off
>>557100630Open up the original file and keep refreshing til you see it.
>>557100630Anon you might be stupid
>>557100589No way I missed an actual tiddy pic. Link it.
>trolling newfagsNew low, anonShadow wouldn't do that
>>557100801>>557100901Not him but I think that's literally just a spoiler image? Or I'm missing the joke.
>>557100146There's some sort of flashback machine that shows you the orphans pov of being turned into the toys specifically in this case a "wrongside outimal" a toy that got rejected by the company for being to edgy basically but good idea for torture >>557100636Cute i recall another anon saying they have matching chao tattoos with their partner too
>>557101035Just keep clicking til it opens up. Its gotta be in there somewhere.
this makes some people itt cum
>>557100630hahahhahaha>>557101035oh my god there's TWO OF THEM ahahahahhahaha
>>557100801>>557100901WaitWhy am I so autistic ITS A FRICKING BAITYOU MOTHERFUCKERS
>>557097751Platonic penpals don't call each other "dearest," Ian.
>>557099847Stupid hick.
Room temperature IQ in here.
>>557101035AnonIt’s a baitI’m so autistic
>>557101246
>>557101313NoI’m just autistic
>>557101115It does look like something in would have loved to have ngl i always liked the gross or bad version of whatever the girl toy was for example shit like those big headed computer figures >>557101149Yes and i will immediately run it back
>>557097751>>Mina and Tails were never a thing and she would cuck him for Sonicwhy do people use this against mina and tails when it also applies to sonic and sally? they don't get married in the main timeline or date for long periods of time but everyone is quick to bring up the alternate timeline where they got married. tails and mina get married in both of the timelines where sonic and sally get married
>>557101179
>>557101381AIIEEEEEE
>>557101497
>>557101563You are beautiful
>>557101563*Logic of whoever made that*
he need sum milk
>>557100349Sounds like Mega Man ZeroI'd be down for anything that isn't wheel spinning to not scare casuals.
>>557101565I don't know if Archiefags do that kind of hypocrisy but windfags have displayed 0 tolerance for treating Archienic and especially 25 years later as indicative of Sonic's character
>>557101202when did they call eachother that?
>>557099982This i would collect them all
>>557101889Is there a single human being on this earth stupid enough to think 25 years later was in character
>>557101968Faggot ship
>>557101179foolish...
>>557094826Cute :(
Imagine getting emotionally attached to a Roomba.That is how I see Metal fangirls.
>>557101486These little shits for me
>>557102136SHES NAKEEEEEEEEED
Made whisper for Valentine’s DayI know I’m early
>>557101565>everyone is quick to bring up the alternate timelineIt's literally just one guy but aside that, Sonally is a fixture of Preboot while Minails nearly doesn't exist ourside of Light Mobius when there was much more Tailsmy material.
>>557101565>tails and mina get married in both of the timelines where sonic and sally get marriedthey don't. There's in fact various timelines where Sonic and Sally get married.MXYL Pre-timeline. MXYL Post-timeline they get married againRobotnik Prime timelineThe future timeline where Nicole comes fromTails and Mina were only a thing in Pre-timeline MXYL, Tails had to invent a magic spacetime armband that they have to wear at all times or they'd get retconned too like everyone else did.
>>557102378>nearlyENTIRELY doesn't exist. Mina is literally Sonic's cocksucker, who's basically Archie Tails' bully.
>>557102380>Robotnik Prime timeline>The future timeline where Nicole comes fromSo out of the timelines where Sally doesn't die
>>557102543Sally dies in all those timelines. MXYL is erased by the Genesis Wave
>>557102373she cute
>>557102581Oh right. The genesis wave. I hate the genesis wave. I wanted to see XYL expanded on
>>557102678I don't. Bunch of trash ideas only there because the writers really thought Sonic wasn't wanked enough, he also has to usurp Sally as the new royal family
>>557102543Sonally cannot exist in a setting with Sega Sonic. This isn't just a "fuck Sonallyfags reeeee I hate a chief" shit post. This is an actual characterization problem. If it were up to me Archie would be allowed to continue doing its own weird thing instead of bending to the games.
>>557102581Nah, many worlds theory says there's a timeline where that didn't happen no matter how much it makes SOJ seethe
>>557102849Archie Reboot expands on the multiverse, it's an entirely new one (without the Zone cops or the Pre reboot multiverse)
>>557097295This isnt related to your post but I wish this series had more tiny dudes who got laid with women of ordinary and desirable size. Dont say Tails because he is shota or sized up I mean tiny dudes like him. He is the only one and I dont like him but no one else exists for this niche.
Sonally is great. You're just mad because he canonically married to her.
>>557102827>Sonally cannot exist in a setting with Sega Sonic.It objectively can, because Sonally was Sega Sonic until the Adventure era retcons. It is an official Sega product, present in official Sega games. The arrival of Modernic and "Sonic as The Wind™" is a retcon.
>>557102674Which is why i only wanna dick down the humoiouds like Zeti ect...and Clutch The Conductor his Wife too...and maybe Rouge...yes her too BUT THAT'S IT
I don't care if Ian says the preboot characters no longer exist, in my mind most of them are just slightly offscreen, possibly sporting radical redesigns and unimportant to the plot. Fuck the Echidnas.
>>557102934Yep, there are multiple multiverses. Hence how that multiverse does not visibly connect to, say, Sonic Prime.
>>557102674no one has to know
>>557103173except for pre-reboot multiverse, which got erased from existence and all the writers say so.
>>557102849Logically you should be right but the super genesis wave canonically destroyed the entire multiverse. That's why it starts on issue 252. It's a reference to new 52. Canonically and officially there is no Mina. Archienic has never dated Sally. Elias and Sonic's parents are all gone. That is the final state of the Archie world. I don't think this was SOJ. It's true that SOJ can be obnoxious but they didn't explicitly ask for the entire history to be wiped clean. They asked for Sonic to stop being in intimate ships. There wasn't even a "no romance" mandate yet. It was just that Sonic in particular can't have a girlfriend. Nobody asked Archie to say that every preboot universe was cleansed. They decided that on their own. I thought it was Ian's idea but he seems to blame editorial.
>>557103242>X and Boom are in the pre-reboot multiverse
>>557103268Didnt Archie want to stay away from anything created by Ken thus wiping the whole universe?
>>557103028By this logic Sonally is still out of character if you present it with a green eyed Sonic
>>557103410Archie X was explicitly a different universe than Show X.If I recall the comic premise was "Sonic X if they never left Earth after S2"
>>557098434>flat lanolin Heresy!
>>557102373Many heart candies for this woofer
>>557103028Sonic not liking intimacy predates Sonic having a name. If you disagree with Naka or the classic Sonic doodles then I can't help you. Ship what you want, it doesn't matter what's official.
>>557098264You sound like you know what you're talking about.references for "Casino Girl"?
>>557103505I'll have to recheck but I'm pretty sure the comics are set sometime after SA2 arc and before the end of season 1.
Bats mate while flying. This means that Tails is technically the only male cast member who can consistently fuck her.
>>557103647
>>557103165doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car and on the street.
>>557103410I miss her, so so so much. I don't care what anyone says.
archiefags don't know that windnic is from 1990 and not 1998
>>557103762Sweet.>>557103759Noted for future
That last sentence should be put in the OP of every thread
>>557103810Tails....
Here's your reminder that sthg burnt out final bumblekast question on if Gamenic would date Sally only for Ian to snort at the idea and say no
>>557102067
>>557103647>[PossumMachine] Papakatsu Sei Hilda
>>557104167No dick
>>557104043What kind of fucking retard would ask that Ian unironically thinks Sonic is an asexual freak due to the mandates
>>557103903Tangle would fit Classic vibes like a glove.
>>557104297>Ian unironically thinks Sonic is an asexual freak due to the mandatesWhy? Didn't Iizuka tell him he's into Amy? Or is Ian just that petty?
It's Tangle/Whisper's franchise now.
>>557104194>schwarbage transparent stockingsmine's better
Sonic Boom Sticks might have been wiped from existence with Archie but Spin-off game Sticks is still alive.
>>557104320>Sonic & Tangle for lighthearted fun>Shadow & Whisper for edge and rule of cool>Amy & Jewel for SoL. And Belle I guess I dunno
>>557104558she's so fucking CUTE bros....
>>557104043>Kyle: *stutters up a storm after the big question*>Ian: *gives canned deny-and-deflect response*Good times, thanks to the /sthg/ anon for squeezing that in.
>>557104629>Sonic & Tangle for lighthearted fun>Shadow & Whisper for edge and rule of cool> Knuckles and Sticks for Treasure hunting adventures> Belle and a wheat thresher for mercypic not related
>>557104629Please do not stick Shadow with that charisma black hole. It's like if someone wanted to make a plain showcase on how to portray PTSD correctly and incorrectly. Disgusting black creature, stay in the horrible ass comics.
>>557104558This is Sonic Team's Feral Sticks. A jungle girl obsessed with shinies, who MAY live in the Mystic Ruins with Big and sometimes Tails. She's not a conspiracy theorist like Boom Sticks.
>>557104919Cowards.
https://youtu.be/Lyb2Y4x5X64?si=XlLHQIfb2Z-eqbSM
>>557104473>Why? Didn't Iizuka tell him he's into Amy? Or is Ian just that petty?According to Evan, Sonic Team's stance is that Sonic is in love with Amy but doesn't want to be tied down with romance. That's up for you to interpret. I don't know enough about Evan to speak about her.Ian's position was stated multiple times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mw77WbLmj8&t=471sAfter Sonic Chronicles lawsuit was wrapping up, Sonic Team started monitoring Archie. Frankly, they did not like Sonally. Genuinely did not care for it at all. They didn't just want Sonic to be a clean mascot or whatever other cope that was. They specifically wanted SONALLY gone. The rest of his characterization was fine by them. Ian thought it would be cruel to have Sally still in love with Sonic so the plan was for Sally to fall in love with Nicole after she gets returned back to being organic. The reboot stopped this from happening and Ian went on with Sallicole as his headcanon anyways. There is no scenario where Iizuka was going to allow Sonally to keep running.
Driving in my truck right after a beerHey that bump is shaped like a queerDUIHow about you dieI'll go 100 milesAn hourLittle do you know I filled up on gasImma get your cyborg-making assPulverize this fuckWith my SparkytruckIt seems you're out of luckTRUCKBeer is on the seatBlood is on the grassWon't admit defeatWith bots right up my assYou may have a fleetBut still I'm driving fastI'll never be passedI just saved the worldFrom a psycho clownKilled a ducky curBetter than showdownGave this truck a whirlHeavy is my crownBut I won't go downDrive drive drive, but I am speed7 beers are all I needTry just try, but I will leadI bet that you're peeing your pantsDrive drive drive, but I'll still speed7 beers, a pinch of weedHave fried fried fried my brain, I needSome more in to do the deedDrive drive drive, but I am speed7 beers are all I needTry just try, but I will leadI bet that you're peeing your pantsDrive drive drive, but I'll still speed7 beers, a pinch of weedHave fried fried fried my brain, I needSome more to do the deedShit, did my dumbass just really hit the seaNow I get up on my feet and try to fleeBut I can't run, was it maybe all that weedIf I speak to them, maybe I'll be freeBut they've got guns, what happens when they see my weedDid I really just rhyme weed with weedAight listenI can't be arrestedI'm like a green hedgehog or some shitIn another universeAnd that queer has a warp topazI'm doing this world a favorPleaseDon't lock me upI just saved the worldMy thanks is 30 years to lifeFor that doc to be aliveAnd me to miss boywifeCan't be in a cageMy sanity's gonna dieI've got a fennec to raiseI don't need more liesImma start hiding seeI can only cry and mopeThere'll be a dog inside of meIf I drop the fucking soapI just wanna go homeWish I had time stonesNow I'm stuck behind barsWhile my drip is getting flownK DripI'll miss youGo save the islandAlsoFuck SonicAnd his haircut
>>557104953Whisper is only bad because of the writers. Much like nearly every character--from game or comic--in IDW.If Whisper were written more like Samus with a hint of Rosalina when she interacts with her Wisps, she'd be top tier
>>557104558Uh...got some bad news.
>>557104473Ian is personally walling Sonamy due to Iizuka saying Archienic can't have a girlfriend some time between 230 and 254. In Frontiers Ian was trying to put an end to Sonamy for the same reason. He felt that if Sonic can't have a girlfriend then nobody should want to be his girlfriend. Something about a carrot and a stick. I don't have a source but I know for a fact that was what he said.
>>557104967>Amy and Cream try to domesticate her>She tries to eat Cheese.>Sticks breaks into Tails' house for food and shelter. And TV. And money.
>>557105397Umm based? Ian is just following mandates.
>>557105223>didn't hear that Sega's restarting the relationship
>>557105194yeah isn't it weird that in most issues Whisper's in, the Wisps aren't there? It's mostly her just crying in Tangle's arms. And I hate Wisps.
>>557104524All according to Tangle's keikaku.
>>557105089>Ian thought it would be cruel to have Sally still in love with Sonic so the plan was for Sally to fall in love with Nicole after she gets returned back to being organic.Cruel how? She's not real.
Am I the only one who thinks Ian is right? If gamenic isn't capable of romance then why the fuck should girls pine for him? That's just wasting everyone's time and giving shippers false hope.
>>557105398>And TV. And money.boom sticks would never
>>557105510Which is funny since her appearances outside the comics always mentions the Wisps. Speed Simulator even describes them as her only real friends.
>>557105594This is why Sonamyfags are insane, they want writers to make exceptions for their ship.
>>557104558the real, not lobotomized sticks would freak out and question why someone put black shorts on her.
Sonic Cup is a trademark SEGA filed on December 16th, 2025. It is registered under various categories including video games, entertainment services, and multiple others.It is currently unknown what this name stands for.
>>557105557To be fair to Ian, SatAM sally wouldn't tolerate that chaste windshit for very long but that's a different issue. Ian really loved Sally and didn't like the idea of her coming back to life only to find that her boyfriend magically got a new personality that doesn't allow him to love her anymore.
>>557105594> t. does not understand how shonen worksIt's the thrill of the chase
>>557105664>boom sticks would neverSonic Team Sticks would. >>557104967
>>557105742Finally, they'll release the cup sizes of each female character
>>557105501It's just merch.
>>557105594you're overthinking it
>>557104967Well, she distrusts technology at least.>>557105223Oh well, Sticks can still get into Crossworlds.
its funny how many people dont realize that the "no romance mandate" only extends to Sonic. It doesn't apply to Tails, Knuckles, and Shadow until IDW. He could have made Sally crush on Tails and Sega wouldn't care.
>>557105809>It's the thrill of the chaseEspecially for an IP that's meant to go on FOREVER. There's no endgame to it. These are mascot characters with specific roles they fill.
>>557105972I prefer kitally
Sonic should take notes on official shipping from Digimon
>>557105194Is there any works that actually depicts the ideal Whisper you described?
>>557105738I blame Nintendo. Good thing the Switch 2 is flopping.
>>557105158/sthg/ has a song writer now
>>557105949>Well, she distrusts technology at least.All savages do. She'd probably think cameras can steal her soul. Or Amy's a witch for summoning her hammer. Or Tails is some kind of demon for his extra tail. Or Sonic's a god after seeing him go Super.
>>557105742Finally, the cum chalice.
>>557105194>Whisper is only bad because of the writers
>>557106120
>>557106265You know, she's make perfect sense to be the Archenemy of the Zeti/Deadly Six...Assuming they ever decide to expand the lore of the Zeti.
>>557106120Why did they do it? Why did they hate Taichi so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ranEpsaNSk>>557106120Eh, Digimon doesn't really do anything regarding shipping after 02's epilogue. It's mostly standard open-ended relationships now.
>Sticks thinks Belle is possessed>Sticks tries to turn Belle into firewood.>Sticks grabs Belle and uses her as a weapon to bust bots
>>557106153Only what I imagined in my head and wrote out as an outlineTo answer your question seriously, I guess it would be the Tangle & Whisper miniseries, ironically enough. She just needed to talk less and not be paired with Tangle.
>>557106120Digimon gets too much hate for this finale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y4IPy8XeQsLet's be serious. Most people don't marry someone that they knew as a kid or teenager. Your future spouse is someone you haven't met yet. If someone was watching your life as a TV series they are probably shipping you with that girl you talked to in elementary school or one of the popular girls from your highschool only to get upset that you actually end up marry Jessica from accounting after knowing her for 8 months.
>today I think I'll watch some sonic boom>open up youtube>videos and probably channel taken down years after uploadOh okay>check amazon for dvds>breaches triple digits for all of it>check ebay>costs almost as much for preownedUhuhApparently warhammer, alcohol and cigarettes cost less than a forgotten kids showI wish its second season didn't have the production error (studio change?) where all the lighting and reflections/materials were fucked up
>>557105742
>>557106380NTA but a person who fight with a team of Wisps is a good concept and a good way to keep the Wisps around without them just being awkwardly present like in Lost World. But, picrel is how the IDW writers decided to introduce this concept by having it job to door.
>>557106628Tubi has the complete series.https://tubitv.com/series/300000604/sonic-boom
>>557106380I fail to see how that's untrue.You saw how they butchered Shadow and Sonic and even comic-borne characters like Surge and even fucking Lanolin--you're telling me Whisper couldn't have worked under writers who actually knew what they were doing?
>>557106628They took down the episodes on YouTube? Aren’t there multiple channels with full episodes?
>>557106265>Or Sonic's a god after seeing him go Super.Sticks>Lord Sonic!Sonic>Drop the Lord stuff, Sticks. Just call me Sonic.
>>557106784If a character has only existed under the context of Ian Flynn then it is retarded to say "She would be good without the writers!" Like nigger she IS Ian Flynn.
>>557106601Hate to say it but, you're the only hope for Whisper's rep; so you may have to pull an Archie Ian and pull together your outlines to score a job at IDW/Sega and salvage her.
>>557106612>the tailsmina fag defends the Digimon cuckshitFigures.
>>557106817Ever heard of region-locking?
>>557106751And Pluto TV. The 2 best shows on Pluto are>Sonic Boom>The Andy Griffith Show
>>557106120I also like Sonicream
>>557106669>But, picrel is how the IDW writers decided to introduce this concept by having it job to door.They always nerf these fucking characters to normie levels. They really don't like Sonic do they?
>>557106506I watched a digimon JP purist break down thes scene and the japanese version is actually SADDER. At face value it seems like JP Taichi isn't interested in Sora. But it turns out this is actually wrong. https://jippy-kandi.tumblr.com/post/51900665766/digimon-creator-speaks-about-sorato-and-taioraThis blog autistically breaks down every aspect of Tail, Sora, and Matt's relationship in japan and to give the bullet points to you>Sora did love Tai in the movie, but when she realized that he doesn't understand her (buys her a stupid hair pin instead of something meaningful) she gets upset and then moves on>Tai is too immature at this point in time to understand why this was bad>Tai grows up and then falls in love with Sora>Sora has already moved on to Matt >Tai never admits it and only subtly hints at it. Tai breaks off the confusion by pushing her further to Matt when he realizes where he went wrong>Tri reiterates this by having Tai attempt to text Sora only to realize that he cannot be as close with her as he wants anymore The dub changed it so that Tai is bolder and actually tries to ask her owut and gets rejected. The reality is subtler and sadder.
>>557095524Nah this is cool, and very far from the most emotional thing in the series. Let them use the characters. Charmy is allowed to have emotions.
>>557106943Fuck yeah the Andy Griffith Show! That opening theme is legendary.
>>557107118>Charmy is allowed to have emotions.Charmy is 6.
>>557107136phenotypes don't lie, lmao
>>557106669>DOORLEVELsper the WEAK
>>557106878> If a character has only existed under the context of one person than it cannot be tweaked, improved upon, or executed in any other wayYour take is retarded for a number of reasons.
>>557104524They are only popular because they are gay
>>557107205And a cartoon character. But also, 6 year olds do indeed have emotions.
>>557106883IYou are not going to marry your childhood crush. It's realistic. Sorayo just works better and makes more sense.
>>557107130Nice to have a fellow griffithfag on this general!>not jason lolhttps://youtu.be/eR7cNratdek?si=9nVopb3-4r_G0ePY
>>557106879>score a job at IDW/Sega and salvage herI can tell you right now IDW would hate meBut I'll find another way--something tells me that circle is going to implode anyway
Jobsper....
>>557107229I like her capeless look
>>557107281>6 year olds do indeed have emotions.Yes. They cry when they don't get what they want, and run around when they're happy. Not get introspective and reflective about their place on the team.
>>557107269>Uuuuu if only character only written by one person were not written by the person who invented them uuuuuYou just don't understand Anon. Kai Leng isn't a bad character, if he was written by anyone except the guy who conceptualized him he would be... LE GOOD
Taiorafags need to get over it. Even Sonallyfags are more mature about their situation. Your ship was toast when he threw up in her hat.
Wouldn't "doggy style" for canines just be missionary sex to them?
>>557107609>if he was written by anyone except the guy who conceptualized him he would be... LE GOODNTA but yeah. When you have someone other than the writer who made them crap, there's a good chance they'll turn out better. Because someone else is writing them. Understand?
>>557107594He wanted to be helpful and messed up. You're making it sound way more complex than it is. And again, cartoon characters aren't realistic, so it wouldn't even matter regardless. Do you also have this problem with Marine, or is 7 old enough?
>>557107609I think that's a legitimate critique. Some characters are terrible from conception, like Belle the nonfighting nongenius made-of-wood puppet without any particular puppet things, others have stuff to work with.
>>557107772showing whisper exotic human sex techniques
>>557107773There is literally no valid reason to think this. A bad character written poorly by one author is a bad character.
>>557106949Hello >Digimon fanSay hello to this >Pokèmon fanWho knows about this >Digimon-like evolution
>>557107780>You're making it sound way more complex than it isThe comic portrayed it as much more complex than it is. Thats the issue. Charmy should be processing this like a little kid. Not like a teenager.
>>557107609Two words: Victor Fries.
>>557106612>only to get upset that you actually end up marry Jessica from accounting after knowing her for 8 months."Want to watch a few episodes of the girl from elementary school? She has her own show too.""Perfect Petunia? She's probably completely distraught over how Anon cucked her!... wait why is she being fucked by four guys at once? Wait, she's not a virgin? Wait she lost her rose HOW many years ago? BEFORE SHE MET ANON?"I imagine Amy fans hurt themselves mentally every night with how perfect their ship is.>both hedgehogs (no DIRTY speciesmixing)>pure virgins>amy is "Literally me!" for girls>there is no reason for sonic to say no (once he grows old enough for hormones)
the problem with idw writing is that the characters speak and every time they open their mouths something retarded comes out of it. sonic characters shouldn't talk.
>>557107949So you only have this problem with that fan interpretation and not the actual material? Interesting. Anyway, I think you're seeing something that isn't there. The comic is just showing that he's sad.
>>557107940Worm - dog - snake - action figure - gun
>>557107936>A bad character written poorly by one author is a bad character.That's an insane extreme. Can't register nuance in that autistic brain of yours, huh? Always black and white. Nothing in-between. ZERO imagination.
>>557107964your life sounds bizarrely interesting. i hope you make the space shippers happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrTEZ7XzTUM>>557107940Baby 1 -> Baby 2 -> Child / Rookie -> Adult / Champion -> Perfect / Ultimate -> Ultimate / Mega
>>557108108I honestly sounds like bait
>>557107940Nta what if Sonic had digimon-like evolutions?>Mini hedgehog >Anthro hedgehog >Buff hedgehog >Werehog>Gunho(g)
>>557108108Autistics are more technical INTPs are more creativeThankfully I am both
>>557107048This isn't even bad writing. This is just annoying writing. It's throwing a random "realistic" scenario into a fun story for the sake of what? What is the message? All I am getting from this is that the director just doesn't like the "Main girl gets with main guy" concept so he subverted expectations.
>>557108037you've really been pushing this lately, why this angle?
>>557108108A bad character written poorly by one author is "extreme"? I even posted an example of a bad character being written by people who aren't awful, but she (Fang) is functionally such a new character that only physical similarities exist. Whisper is a bad character. If you tried to save her in a similar way you'd have to divorce her from her original character and engage death of the author. At that point you may as well just invent a new character if your idea's so great, since whatever you end up with won't be Whisper.
>>557108075>The comic is just showing that he's sad.Either you're misunderstanding my point or you're being disingenuous. I'm going with the latter.
>>557091850Heh
sthg debates have taught me that every character works best when their own creator is the one writing them. Including Sally Acorn. Apparently this doesn't apply to IDW characters though because the only versions of them that sthg likes are fanon coombait versions.
>>557108364There's actually a third option: I think you're wrong.
Autists can't write Sonic. Only people with ADHD can write Sonic.
>>557106981The writers making the characters normies isn't bad in and of itself, what's bad is they don't let them accomplish at anything. The comic really reinforces that normies in Sonic's World can't really do much.>>557107229>>557105194>SamusMy favorite version of Samus has also jobbed to a door. I would probably like Whisper even more than I do now if she was written like this version (the best version) of Samus.
Sonichilidogchange my mind
>>557108459I assure you Whisper and Tangle suck ass both in canon and fanon.
How is this dynamic for Sonamy?
>>557108459I think you're just upset that people don't like that the comics are written like dogwater
>>557108570Nothing wrong with Whisper outwardly being shy and timid, but inwardly being a total dork. That'd be funny.
If my life was a TV show, there wouldn't be any shippers for it. Literally none.
>>557107772Missionary requires both participants to be facing each other, which dogs don't normally do.
>>557108308Regarding that anon's post >>557108308Kakudo wasn't involved with the Our War Game movie, so any shipteasing between Taichi and Sora wasn't intended. Sora and Yamato / Matt was always the end game.
Whisper should be written like samus Knuckles should be written like Indiana Jones
>>557106751Thanks anon but I'm in the wrong region for that>>557106817The couple of channel playlists I favourited were nukedI did a quick look, there are random episode uploads and hour+ long videos... wait a second I found one that actually got a licence to upload it, NCircle Entertainment, what the heck
>>557106669>>557108570> PicWhat an uncanny and oddly specific coincidence.
>Espio, am I a burden to you?
>>557108671>that one Sonic and Rouge Crossworlds moment except it's Amy I mean it works for Sonic but Amy is a mess in terms of characterization. Westernshit writing is trying to erase her goofy girlish side as we speak.
>>557108619Sonangle's not bad.
>>557108759>Knuckles should be written like Indiana JonesAnd Sticks would be Harold Oxley
>>557108908I thought quirky girls were in?
Digimon didn't do anything wrong. More franchises should through caution to the wind and canonize the ships the author wants. Fuck the fans. If SonicxWave is endgame so be it.
>>557109002No Ian, Sticks is not an old colleague
You promised me Tangle was going to say mama mia, /sthg/
>>557109047who's the author of Sonic?
>>557106669What's with this one anon being obsessed with this page?I don't remember how they got through it but I thought the point was it's a tough doorIf the point was "Whisper sux!" then surely it'd be a wall of marshmallows that she can't get through even by eating them whilst Sonic and Silver just walked around then knocked over the marshmallows onto her then fat face
>>557108908Maybe Sonouge is a good character dynamic after all
>>557108916Anything is better than Tangle and Whisper, but I prefer that she be with first girl.t. Tangle fan
>>557109047That's not the point. The issue is that it comes out of nowhere without any setup. Building up to it is much more satisfying, than throwing up whatever. Including it for realism is always hack writing and always unsatisfying to rhe viewer.
https://youtu.be/mFxNRCMi0io?si=K4mfmw6kgsi6tqwG
>>557108156I'm on 4chan, anon, my Truman Show would bomb and I'd be kicked out the dome
>>557108572I don't want to.
>>557109075I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
>>557109202>Maybe Sonouge is a good character dynamic after allSonouge are 2 fuckbuddies.
>>557108808Wanpakku Samus (the best Samus) can actually get through her door by herself unlike Whisper who need help from 7 other people.
>>557109202Sonic and Rouge would work in theory because it begins and ends at flirting. Rouge is sometimes "villainous" because she's paid to do bad stuff and finds it fun, Sonic shows up to stop villains because it's fun. I'm not a shiptard but in a vacuum that dynamic does work. I also believe Sonic - being aloof or similar to a young boy who finds girls "icky" also works while Amy teases and pines for him - also works. But again >>557108908 westernshit writers are trying to lobotomize Amy into something marketable to fat social media women who don't buy Sonic shit and are a cultural tumor.
>>557109252>. Including it for realism is always hack writing and always unsatisfying to rhe viewer.But realism inherently adds depth. It might be less satisfying but that helps make it feel tangible. The best stories treat their characters like people.
>>557108336because it's true. sonic characters should be about actions, not words. the more time they spend trying to come up with something gay to say the more chance for it to be written badly and ooc. if no one likes the writting and the writting is always bad, just cut the middle man out and don't make the characters talk at all. sonic 3 has the best story ever told without a single line of dialogue spoken.
>>557108916I read that as Strangle
>Whisper should be written like-She's at her best in the annuals/oneshots and the miniseries. She's handled terribly in the main book during and after the metal virus. The same can be said for Tangle the very second the nuDiamond Cutters were formed.
>>557109047>digimon didn't do anything wrongAgreed.
>>557108541I’m autistic I don’t have ADHDYet here I amhttps://streamable.com/piq5ic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rckNocGIxzg
>>557109450>She's at her best in the annuals/oneshots and the miniseries. She's handled terribly in the main bookStarting to see a pattern here.
>>557109228NO ONE WHO LIKES SONIC READS IT FOR THIS GAY WOMEN CRYING SHITNO ONEIT IS WRITTEN BY A CLINICALLY OBESE MAN WITH FACIAL HAIRA MAN WHO COULD NOT ASK A WOMAN OUTA MAN WHO COULD NOT CONCEPTUALIZE BEING MANLY ENOUGH TO BE APPEALINGSO HE PROJECTS IT ONTO CARTOON ANIMALSAND WE ALL HAVE TO SUFFER AS A CONSEQUENCEIT'S TERMINALLY ONLINE FAGGOTRY AND NOT SONIC THE HEDGEHOGFUCK OFF YOU FAT FAGGOOOOT
Ben Ten ends up with Kai Greene because the official statements from the original series already said so. Ben 10 fans hate this even though it is sticking to the original Creator's intention. Sonic fans believe that the Creator's intention is god no matter what the context is.
>>557109438>sonic characters should be about actions, not wordsJust say you want VIOLENCE, anon
>>557109228Her crushing on Sonic's fine. Her being his sidekick even better.
The sponge made Crossworlds flop
>>557109707Violence is the question YES is the answer
>>557109618WHEN THE FUCK IS HE COMING TO CROSSWORLDS/MOBILE
>>557109707I want VIOLENCEVIOLENCE committed against Belle
>>557109438>sonic 3 has the best story ever toldIt's textbook at best, and not nearly as entertaining as some of the stories that followed it.
>>557109707NTA but FUCK YEAH I DO.https://youtu.be/PguvPeZT7RE
>>557109621The main book is filled with the most crybaby melodramatic bullshit featuring Sonic & friends, and is just used for pandering. That metal virus story was genuinely awful and almost every book outside of the main one is superior.
>>557109770Tails and Tangle having sibling-like energy is such a missed opportunity. A subtle Dexter-Dee Dee dynamic would fit them perfectly>>557109824Omega...
>>557109707What nonviolent things make Belle cool?>utter fucking silence
>>557109435You mean a cultural tumblr
>>557109182>>557106669(me)I just think it's a funny image. Silver opens the door kinda anticlimactically despite all the effort Whisper put into trying to open it to showcase that its alright to allow others to help you (you know the lesson Blaze learned). But it's less about Whisper being lame and more about how It's IDW showcases its themes and stories in weird ways, often at the expense of the comic cast.
>repeatedly kicks you in the balls until you're unconsciousYour response?
>>557109885lmfao same
>>557109863Once they add his dick to the mining data
>>557110068she's a quirky asexual lesbian who overcame generational TRAUMA and a toxic manipulator to still be empowered you fucking CHUD!
>>557110023This has to be edited.
My game plan:Find SonicFake pass outHave him loom over my body in worryHave him bring me to tails workshopHave him stay by my sideWake up after I fall asleepDemonstrate that I have teleportation and clairvoyance Turn into a wolf in front of himHave him chase meJoin his teamSee his cute big eyes every day
>>557109098The corpos had their way over Evan.>noo she is the reader selfinsert everymam she can't have an accent that's trooooooo faaaahr....
>>557110026>A subtle Dexter-Dee Dee dynamic would fit them perfectlyIM MAD NOW
>>557110210What makes her empowered?
>>557110230>Turn into a wolf in front of him>Demonstrate that I have teleportation and clairvoyanceAnonSome things should not happen
Sonic and Belle are sibling coded
>>557105594You're right. Sonadow is the only one and true ultimate ship
>>557110068She rehabilitates badniks and has a mean kick.
>>557110294PUH-LEEZE PUH-LEEZE TANGLE DO NOT PRESS ZAT BUTTON!
>>557110230>Sonic doesn’t exist>You don’t have teleportation or clairvoyance >You can’t turn into a wolfWhat a weird game planIt’s sure to fail
I love Iizuka, he really loves Sonic.
>>557110447i remember this arc>Belle zips around in circles on the gayest motobug telling everybody fire safety instructionsWhat the fuck was Evan thinking
>>557110447Do these things still run on the suffering of small creatures?
>>557110210We need to bring back bullying…
>>557110406*Metal Sonic and Belle
>>557109707https://youtu.be/mmHe1Q-DwWw?si=7XK-0z1nitiLLWnZ
>>557110447>She rehabilitates badniksCream and Tails did that with Gemerl> has a mean kick
Guess what Eggman has been spotted on google
>>557109770>Sonic: Hey buddy! Wanna give me a TAIL with this?>Tails: Of course, Sonic!>Tangle: HECK YEAH, SONIC!>They look at each other with distaste>Tails: Somebody's overstepping their bounds...>Tangle: Shut your trap, BRAT! Sonic's MINE. Besides, he's too old for you anyway.>Tails: Wha- I'M NOT GAY FOR SONIC!>Tangle: GAY? You're a boy?
Wienie.
>>557110832tails and tangle codependently using each other as replacements for sonic
>>557110109And this is right after Silver is about to die to an eggpawn in a flashback where Whisper saves him. And he says that's happened more than once and glazes her really badly. Like they wanted the flashback and the tell-and-no-show from Silver to do the heavy lifting for her competence. It's so much different than Tangle's very solid introduction.
>>557110447This is lame.>>557110634This is cool.
BELLE WAS ALWAYS COOL YOU FUCKING CHUUUUUUUUUD!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGL-lLhozgI
>>557110825B A L D YM C N O S E H A I R?-Sonic, just now.
>>557109707does idw not have character polls(or an editor) to tell what characters to focus on. you'd think someone at sega would step in and tell her to write out this stupid puppet
>>557110620At least not Motobub.
>>557110812And Amy with Gammahttps://youtu.be/7oe7CT6mH_0
>>557111172an inclusive editor telling the new female lead what to do? Perish the thought.
If Belle's so cool, how come she cant do THIS?
>>557110812>>557111247>Gamma and Gemerl>Badniks
>>557108906Yes Charmy, you are a retarded moron idiot and I don't know why I am here with you or Vector at all when I could be living with an actual wage if I just attack Eggman's robots like Sonic and friends.There isn't a single day I don't regret leaving you and Vector behind
Who needs a story about Omega or Gemerl the newly brainwashed world-conquering ancient Gizoid?I'd rather read a story about Belle the tinkerer who does a gay little kick if you pull her cord and the littlest gayest motobug
>>557111456>Gamma and Gemerl>BadniksYes
>>557111479
>>557111375>snaps his neck
>>557108906>>557111479Small wonder Espio hasn't used his special skills to solve burden and food problems in one strike
>>557111172Letting fans dictate what character to focus on led to Shadow getting resurrected early, establishing the Classic Modern split. Only good thing Shadow did for the series. /spoiler]
>>557111620Like, look at all the food he stole!
>character pollsIt's like you want to have Dragon Ball and Marvel's problems
>>557110832tails and tangle realizing that they have everything they could ever want in each other all along
>>557111717You kinda said /spoiler]
>>557111582According to this chart you are Chaotic Neutral.
>>557111479>>557111597You two look like you're having fun. I've got a hot tip to check on. Espio, I'm counting on you to pick up Cream from Sonic's place tonight!
>>557111771You mean the moment someone becomes more popular than Sonic, Sega will rape that character to the ground so he never has a chance of recover and becomes a shadow of his former self because he was too close to the sun?
>>557110825Eggman enjoys the game, as much as he would never admit it, he's attached to Sonic
>>557110832>tails and tangle learning that their tail mutations are related>tails and tangle shocked after finding out they're distant cousins>they keep fucking anyway
>>557111717and not having fans decided has led to another arc focusing on the same shitty clown no one likes. this is why manga is more successful. they respect the reader's interest.
>>557111571It's easier for them to draw the characters crying over the same spilled milk from different angles than drawing robots that aren't Metal.
>>557112016But VeeectoooorI already fucked vanilla! She’s spent!
>>557112016It's not exactly a secret who this hot tip might be but why would they need to pick Cream from SoOOHH noo.
>>557112210Charmy said this.
>>557112210YOUWHAT
I had to double that bitch like a two-time, I kept on laying it upI'm on God time, keep a mace, nigga, I ain't K-in' it upUh, you was hatin' on me on the door, but it's mine, nowGet your face card up (Azure)Uh, and I got your ho right now showin' her pussy on FaceTime, yeah (uh)And, I can't even fuck on your ho, that the sermon is too top lock (what?)They ain't expect me to go up like this, they moms, they pops in shockBitch, try to hack my phone again, I'm callin' the copsI'm just way too grown, way too swaggy to have opps (oh)Yeah, I clench my ego with that Holy Spirit juiceRue Santana with the bands, man, you can have it tooFirst day out the crutch, I'm cookin' it up in a secret stu' (uh)First day out the crutch, ain't no second chance, you threw, you threw (uh)Rue Santanny, ha, bitch, take off your panties, uhIf you not a pretty bitch, you won't understand me, haSlow and steady win the race, bitch, fuck a RAMMY, haLVL5, 5, bitch, double Tammy, huhTour bus booted up, ain't talking 'bout a Xanny barYou don't like me, okay, cool, bitch, ha-ha-haI can teach you how to swag like Rula SantannyYou a bad bitch, send me pictures of your tattiasOh, Rue Santanny, ha, bitch, take off your panties, uhIf you not a pretty bitch, you won't understand me, haSlow and steady win the race, bitch, fuck a RAMMY, haLVL5, 5, bitch, double Tammy, huhTour bus booted up, ain't talking 'bout a Xanny barYou don't like me, okay, cool, bitch, ha-ha-haI can teach you how to swag like Rula SantannyYou a bad bitch, send me pictures of your tattias (oh)You a bad bitch, send me pictures of your tattiasYou a, you a bad bitch, send me pictures of your tattias
>>557110109OhI reread what you saidI now fully understand and agree with you anonAnd now I'm realising the last thing I think of when it comes to Whisper is her wispsMaybe they should have called her Wisper and never invented the diamond cutters
>>557111834Imagine the tail-based sex acts
>>557112051Yeah
>>557112210CHARMYYOU’RE SIX YEARS OLD
>>557111834I'm into her being a big sister figure to him, to compliment Sonic as the big brother figure. Amy doesn't fill that role at all when she logically should.
>the wanted badnik posters littered all over the Chaotix office>"I'VE HEARD GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU, and require your detective services...">Chaotix seeming to know what super form isvs>Charmy not remembering Dr. Eggman's name
>>557112426WOOOOO GO WHISPER!!!!!!
>>557112713to be fair that's fucking ancient for a bee
>>557112426>bktherulaBased very Whisper core imo...also who's the chick in the music vid (0///0)
https://youtu.be/e9mS8Cb6BiU?si=J_1A6lgBA1i1CHHZ
>>557112514>Maybe they should have called her Wisper and never invented the diamond cuttersMake her Tarzan but with Wisps? Or go full Rosalina?
>>557112798Heeey! I’d absolutely remember Dr. sherbets name.
Bitches can't handle my shitThey get really excited when they see my dickMy dick pays rent and my dick pays quickSo I got a little story that'll rattle your titsWhy wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?Because it was disabledThe doctors say I have a diseaseBut I find that really fucking hard to believeI hang dogs from trees so I can raise the ROOFI turned around way too fast and knocked things off the shelf with my dickNow it's really red and blue like Lilo and StitchNow it's really starting to itch (hepatitis)This beat drops like my balls at the age of 12My nipples shrivels up like a dehydrated elfI shot an old man in the kneecapsI shot an old man in the kneecapsThey call me moose knucklesBecause when I sit down, you can see my balls stick out like moose knucklesI get diseases from the great sexI'm coughing up blood, so I'm gonna pass the micBitches can't handle my shitThey get really excited when they see my dickMy dick pays rent and my dick pays quickSo I got a little story that'll rattle your titsThey call me Mr. Fancy Pants with these nasty rantsThey wanna get a little Mr. Magic ManThey want a little fire from the land JapanSo I give a little hell for these faggots, manI shake things up like Parkinson'sOn these faggots with cars and rimsCuz we're having a blastLike Kim Jong on his last lung bombing America son, yeahYou can't kill me 'cuz Chin Chin is my lordFuck that, I ain't about the peaceI'm really all about that vaginal crease'Cuz I'm done with you assholesYou fail hard like you're missin' a class, thoMotherfucker, I will kill youMotherfucker, I will kill you
>>557109707>there's just a bunch of people who only judge a character's quality by how much violence they can enactThis annoyed me to no end the first time I read it a week ago.Sonic is a (cartoon) violent video game character.Boys like violence, IDW doesn't know who its audience is, I don't know if Belle appeals to girls (I assume not unless clown girlfailures are what they love).The last comic series I read with a "Characters shouldn't be violent" writer (image related) turned out to be pro-Soviet, but the comic had plenty of violence and made out the Sovs to be cartoonishly evil villains, and most importantly it was fun.
>Remember when Metal Sonic Kai at Newtogic High?
>>557109581Sorry but that's ooc Sonic is intelligent
>>557113050>I assume not unless clown girlfailures are what they loveThey love Pomni.
>>557112426sovl>>557113026sovlless
>>557112976You know, maybe there was something to braindamaged-Charmy after all...>Mello and Saffron may be gamecanon somewhere
>>557112514I definitely wish Whisper interacted with her Wisps more, they are literally the last remaining connection she has to her old team so theres a lot of interning things that could come from their relationship. We kind of got a taste of this when Blue (Cube) didn't want to hurt Mimic because they used to be partners, but we haven't got much else since unfortunately.I'm the opposite with the DC, I think they should have lived, those designs have too much personality to just be dead before the comic starts. Having them alive but broken up would also give Whisper something to do in the long term.
>>557112865<3>>557112906Her name isn Kimberlie Montano she's on lewd side as warning
>>557112940Either orSomething that makes me less confused about her going apeshit when Surge stole one, I didn't even say "Oh yeah, that's her entire gimmick" I actually forgot she has wisps... on the flip side I didn't flinch when Starline got the sonic heroes power picker and it seemed completely intuitive and inseparableMaybe I just don't pay attention to Whisper?
omega never has daddy issues.
>>557113402GOOD
>>557113115Sonic couldn't finish a fairytale book for kids (with pictures in it)
>>557113402Omega hates his dad thoughbeit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG1zG2LIdrU
>>557113314Thanks Tails is cool too
>>557113454>Omega hates his dad thoughbeit?But he isn’t a bitch about it and just wants to kill him straight up. No angsting, just killing.
>>557113602Secert of the Omega
>>557113438Sonic is a canon avid reader. He likes reading about old myths, fairytales and legends, probably to help get him psyched about his next journeys. That's why he tends to recite old sayings. He read them sonewhere.
>>557113602He was literally angsting about it until Rouge came along? It took her to say "get in loser, we're going after Eggman" for him to even realize he could do that.
>>557113671You think this year we getting both fnaf and Sonic at pax again?
>>557113050>Sonic is a (cartoon) violent video game character.Rated M for Mature, spoiled for your safety.
>>557113671who's the alpha?
>>557113495Only Boom Tails is cool
>>5571137821001 nights isn't an old legend, it's a fairytale book. And the version Sonic read was a picture book.He's a low iq manchild, just like the low iq instagram quotes he says thinking they're "deep"
>>557113402Both Omega and Shadow have daddy issues.They just express these issues in different ways.
>>557113827Secert of the Mimic VR was revealed today Might be the same game in vr layout but they might throw in a couple goodies for the long wait Sonic reveal is very soon
What would the dynamic between Game Silver and Whisper be? Like this?
>>557113338>Having them alive but broken up would also give Whisper something to do in the long term.Imagine if she had to rescue them all with Sonic's help.It'd give an action story every so often everyone looks forwards to and is familiar with and an overarching story that doesn't get in the way of the metaplot and can be used for downtime between story arcs.That'd be terrible, I'm glad they never thought of that and instead we literally have no story hooks for Whisper, the same as Tangle, Jewel, Lanolin and even Belle once we finish the current Metal story... come to think of it we have no ongoing story for Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Amy, Rouge, Eggman...
>>557113782What old sayings?Also reading a book in your house doesn't make you smart. That sounds like something someone stupid would think smart people are like.
>>557112713I told her and she got more excited from that
>>557114104I doubt it but i've been seeing people yearn for the original damaged jackie to return that would be pretty cool
>>557114218>What old sayings?umm..."CH-CH-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHILLIDAWGGGS??? WHOAHHH!!! GOTTA GO FEEST. LIFE OF POWER, BROOO. GOTTA GO MY OWN WAY AND EAT DEM CHILLIDAAAWGS BRUUUUHHHHH"
>>557113338>I definitely wish Whisper interacted with her Wisps moreAlso something they get right outside of the main book.
>>557114218>What old sayings?Anon heard it was in the Javanese version don't worry guys.
>>557114547Damn this is so deep...
>>557114379Please this
>>557113839I know you're being sarcastic anon but my point is twofold.>Sonic's existence is to blow up robots and bounce on eggman's dome>Sonic's violence is so tone down yet you, as a writer, are still offended Belle could punch a Badnik
>>557114547This is a direct quote from Plato's Republic i'll have you know
>>557114218Don't you remember when Sonic and Master Zik were having a battle of wise sayings and Zavok did some soul-searching?
>>557113839Evan thinks it's toxic to expect Belle to do this.
Women aren't into boys.
>>557114791When did that happen
>>557114995in *long fart*
>>557114147How would Whisper handle the revelation that the "Iblis Trigger" is Sonic and her new friend Silver is on a mission to kill him? Would she be convinced that Sonic could potentially cause the apocalypse or would she believe in Sonic and his ideals?
>>557114218>"Hello I"m Professor Pickle.">Way past cool! Can I 'pickle' your brain?">"??? Cucumber sandwich.">"Deep."
>>557114641
>>557114147This isn't some question that has an easy open and shut answer. It depends on the situation>>557115020Whisper does not have faith in Sonic at all. She's like a more heroic Lanolin, she thinks Sonic's ways aren't to be followedNot saying I like Mr no kill redeemnic, but its an example of Whisper not wanting to follow his way. She also doesn't want to give Surge a second chance, and thats something even Game Sonic would give her
>>557114995The IDW issue that anon dreamed up I bet.
>>557115020>Would she be convinced that Sonic could potentially cause the apocalypse or would she believe in Sonic and his ideals?The former.
>>557114641This wss a hint to how OP this fucker is
I'm so fucking cringey and gay
>>557112743>Tails and Kit in a dire fight>Kit sees Tangle rush to his aid like a big sis>Kit's opinion of Tails starts to change after seeing he has a big sis who cares about him>they start to bond over having big sis figures>and fight the real enemy!
Who the fuck is Belle?
>>557115516>successfully killed and stole it's creator/father life Based
>>557115225>Can I 'Pickle' your brain?
>>557115595Man...
>>557115595then they fukt
I'm Gay and Lame guys did I tell you?I cry all the time I'm nonviolent and Belle the Tinkerer is literally me.
>>557115659Evan's self-insert
>>557112743I don't like that idea at all because Tails has worlds of experience over Tangle. Just because she's older than him doesn't mean it's suitable for her to just come into the picture and start lil broing him. This page summed it up, Tails has seen way more than she has.
>>557115538Remember when the covers had nothing to do with their issues?
>>557114670>>557114851I see your points, but also Belle isn't Sonic; and her role in IDW is to offer a perspective of Sonic's World through the eyes of a non-combatant.Of course, it's subjective if the comic does this well; likewise I agree that the comic isn't really coherent about Belle's role nor does it really present that role in a compelling way. Belle takes a lot of abuse and I'm not really sure what the point of it is, but maybe this current story will tie it all together.
>>557115659Sonic's gf
>>557115773>shades>has no shadesThat was the real reason no-one liked this character
>>557115683Eggman isn't clueless like Edwin that's why
I'm Gay and Lame guys get that through your heads pleaseI ignore all the game cast who could fight, only write frumpy inoffensive female OCs (and trans OCs of my coworkers), and I demand that they only interact with other women OCs because girls SHOULD NOT be defined by a man!
>>557115865whats with her facewhat did she mean by this
Silver should be like Nero https://youtu.be/e5V7PexAT4k.
>>557114791The version of Sonic Lost World on [the platform (You) haven't played]
>>557116236She's excited
I'm Gay and Lame you guys.I am Sofa King We Todd Ed. IDW hire me now!
I'm not trans or gay but whenever I self insert I always imagine myself as a hot female mobian, usually a rabbit, that fucks Sonic and Shadow. And sometimes Knuckles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K442yOdP1Yg
>>557113324I’M NOT BRAIN DAMAGED! Oh wait…Dang it.https://streamable.com/fxxi3x
>>557116236>back when tangle had more spontaneous monkeyface
>>557116489Average Modernic game enjoyer
>>557116532This is hot enough i suppose
>>557116236She's excited to party
>>557116236The thrust to manipulate. Note how she's speaking FOR Sonic to convince Tails to come to her house.
>>557115865>Im fineIDW do what Forces don’t
>>557113324I wish. Of everything we lost in the retcons, Charmy was brutalized the worst.>went from heir apparent to his own kingdom with a super cute GF to brain damaged to a born-retarded toddler and mascot for Vector
>>557116642Is Tangle like Jarjar? Secretly evil? Is that the fantheory?
>>557116590Well CharmyLooks like prince ‘Charmying’ isn’t very prince like after all.
Does anybody have the "oops! All Crying Lesbians" or the "Ian Flynn's Crying Lesbians" memes?
>>557116794Hmph.
>>557116794
>>557116675Not remotely the same scenario but any chance to take a potshot at Forces
>>557116013>left his son in the care of a robot that dressed like Sonic The Hedgehog Awful Father who would let that rat in their lives
>>557115972>her role in IDW is to offer a perspective of Sonic's World through the eyes of a non-combatant.Meanwhile in Nipponland
>>557115659Firewood
My tier list
>>557117104He's a menace, that hedgehog!
you're a bad person
>>557116932
>>557117214*Sniff* what did I ever do to you?Why do I gotta be your enemy?
God damn dude, why the fuck do woman cry about fucking everything? I fucking hate them so much.
>>557115972>likewise I agree that the comic isn't really coherent about Belle's role nor does it really present that role in a compelling way.
>>557117148>Sticks...
>>557116985Yes I will take any chance. And no it’s not different enough to change Tails’ core mentality of “it doesn’t matter if Sonic is here or not, I’ll do my best because that’s what he would expect of me”
>>557116992David and Mimic were genuinely close but yeah it was bad book version is worse
>>557117605I'm not interested in replying to someone who doesn't know what six months in war is like
Would Tangle turn down sex with Sonic?
I would bust a nut in Surge
>>557117749They don't know what that is
>>557117550For your INFORMATION MOTHER FUCKER IF YOU EVEN KNEW WHAT WE WENT THROUGH EVERY MONTH YOU WOULD MOTHERFUCKING UNDERSTAND IF YOU HAD A SLIVER OF CELL IN THAT RETARTED BRAIN YOU WOULD CAREMAYBE IF YOU HAD EMOTIONS YOU WOULDN’T BE SUCH A BOTITS CALLED FRICKING HORMONES WE’RE NOT WEAK AND I’M TIRED OF ALL TUE SEXIST WHORES THAT BROWSE 4CHAN
>>557117821What?
>>557117857calm your tits
any one else feeling Tangle and Whisper fatigue
>>557116217>I only write frumpy inoffensive female OCs>and I demand that they only interact with other women OCsWho are the male OCs we have made by IDW again?>Starline (doesn't count, I thought he was a girl)>Kitsunami>Tough & Rumble>that possom mobster>the confirmed gay owl and his husband
>>557117749Would Whisper? Ian said she trusted him the most.
>>557117685Is this also a "human love and affection brings object to life" story
>>557117857See what I mean? They literally cry about everything. It's like their go to emotional response to anything.Happy? Cry.Sad? Cry.Angry? Cry.Bored? Cry.Excited? CryDoesn't it just get exhausting after a while or do they feel good when they cry? I don't fucking understand them, they're so god damn annoying.
>>557118005>Tough & Rumble>that possom mobster>the confirmed gay owl and his husbandThrow in the Conductor and let them have at me
>>557118050No, it's a robot with a super advanced AI in the 60s/70s.
>>557117991I could never be fatigued with the monkeeI do however have forced obnoxious obsessive queerbaiting fatigue
>>557117785I know what sex is!Didn’t I already tell you I fucked vanilla? She’s SPENT now.
>>557118073Orgasm? Cry.
>>557118176
>>557117710Clearly I don’t because Forces had no interest in showing me
>>557118050>>557118195This but like we still don't know for sure it's implied
>>557118073CUZ YOU’RE RETARTEDMAYBE RESEARCH MENSTRUATION IF YOU WANNA KNOW SO BADMAYBE YOU’LL FINALLY JAVE A FUCKING SLIVER OF DIGNITY FOR ONCE.
>>557117857Woman here. Periods aren't that bad. Yeah they suck and ache and stink, but oh well. Probably better than getting kicked in the balls. If they're somehow killing you go see a doctor. Stop embarrassing us and start talking about how hot male hedgehogs are.
>>557118387reddit spacing
>asking to post your own picturegrim
>>557118387Menstruation isn't the reason because women in menopause still do it.
>>557118005The unnamed orangutan chief mechanic
Spent all day grooming Shadow again. Life is good.
>>557117857Being a woman is so bad sometimes I wonder if G*d purposely made them like that to punish Eve for the first sin
>>557117991you always had that
As a girl and a woman (female) I dream of true understanding and equilibrium between the sexes.