Lazybones edition>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>556992618
Get in here, you lardasses.
Depth 5 is stressful. One mistake and I'm gone. It doesn't help that I love fucking around.
>>557093639I look like this
erg is finished
>>557094009cute let me see them
trish pls why would you spaz around like that when you're the target of dreg's straight line attack, you got me killed
>>557094074only sisters are allowed to see
I'm getting good enough with raider to use him in D4.
Boys who play Duchess look like this
>>557094446what's your relic build?
>>557094321i miss my big brother best friend forever
>>557094459only girls play Duchess
>>557094508
>>557094556we know ytlaire
>>557094305Yeah I'm sorry I was like a few hits away from my ulti and I thought I could cancel it in time, what the frick..
the green relic you unlock from beating an ed boss with undertaker is bis for raider
why do you still take like 5 damage if you dodge the pink balancers teleport on you big explosion move
>>557094508Basic build
>>557095164soul... you should play with erg
>>557095228I play with randoms for high depth and my friends for low depth. You guys are cool though.
shifty you here?
>>557094862if you would've waited for 0.01 secs before blowing your ult you could've targeted + res mebut I could've panic dodged too just in case I guesswe're doing the pw dirty, not beating the nightmare lobby allegations...
>>557095361No, he's busy cuddling with Manta.
>>557095334you have two accounts or something?
>>557095496You don't?
>>557095574no
>>557093639Gremlin
>>557095645member when Gremlin was a revchad? *sip* I member
Dead queue.
Undertaker deserves to get picked by more people...
>>557095868>ArtoriasLet me be your Ciaran...
>>557095496Deranking bro
>>557095868almost like the shitposters and faggots that do nothing but erp dont really play the game when the discord isnt online
>>557095909eh I'll think about it.
Reminder to follow now and then unfollow Zorban while his stream is online to cause him psychic damage when he looks at his stats
>>557095752ill play her again when they add relic lines w/ black flame and discus as starting incants
>>557096194pure malice like this makes me want to read you a bedtime story that will make you want to behave better the next day
Geegees Heolstor.
>>557096646gg
>we're slowly going back to september/october /erg/ with all this ERP and offtopic spam
>>557097027erp and shitposting is how a general survives and those bonds forged during that time are how you ensure it lasts
>>557084257>>557084881>>557083546>>557084985>>557085621Anyone speak troonese? Can we get a translation here?
>>557097027turns out if you leave a game in a broken state and don't touch it then people eventually get bored and move on!
>(Cross-thread)
>>557095361sorta, whats up
>>557097305>>557097027I shudder to think what this place will look like in a few years.
>>557097305ydptg
finally a boss where I could use raider
>>557097515more hours than you
>>557097560What makes greg a raider boss?
>>557097781jesterfied goonmaxer boss that you can framemog mid-aura stance
>>557093443That looks like the Bloodletter. Are there any trick weapons in ER?
>>557097027The people on this password are generally unpleasant people, friends and randoms are a better experience because at least you don't talk with randoms or see them again
>>557097781It's not everdark libra or everdark gladius, that's about it lol. Heolstor too is kinda painful with his constant running
>>557097560What bosses do you think you can't play Raider on?
I want a boner made from looooooove
>>557097560>roll caughtshitter
>>557094459>>557094321>>557094074>>557094009>>557093639>>557095909>>557095898>>557096517these posts were so funny and true please make more like this :)
Scary
>recluse metly
>>557099135me
GG very nyaice meele run, level 5 loretta is crazy...
me looking at undercaker ults
What Revs think about on expeditions while they follow a Wyld man
>>557099365cute
>>557099317We really took Adel...down under!
>>557099317>playing with the troon chaser
>>557099317if only it was hollows so we could have infinite ults
>>557099550Don't expose us like that...
>>557099365its true
>>557099573What does that hand symbol and face mean?
>>557099317holy shittertroon lobby
>>557099550hot and true
>>557099573Ohhhhh
>>557099550gross and cringe actually
>>557099317trish and yen kissing each other and then kissing mush!
>mushjeet finishes a run>erp cringe uptake in the thread
I wish Madison loved me like she loves Messmer
cuk it up zuk
>>557072814You’re thinking of another (similar) artist
>>557099550>>557099702>>557099836>>557100456Back to catching bans again terr? Suit yourself
Sneedger leftelnid leftfreud leftsneeglius leftmonkeylord leftaugust leftabundy leftfountainstand leftgoon goon leftmonica leftweeem leftaidente toast leftmellow leftzombii leftsludge merchant leftasriel leftsens leftfae leftnyeko knyaight leftpepe leftjeppe leftalice margatroid leftnanashi leftlord autisio leftyellowjello leftgooner maximus leftukonzaemon leftterr left (for realsies)spirit leftim wyldin out leftvarious cheeses leftgodefroy lord lefthy leftsolarion leftmush leftyys leftseraphicradiance leftg_dog leftnezuk lefttide leftphilip leftdevil knight leftgallow ghost leftsurottoru leftzane leftdingle leftveganopromedio leftzdradaenjoyer leftmari leftquintoneus leftShifty's masculinity leftblaze leftender leftpigley leftshigurenomiya leftzaborg leftgusworld leftbeans leftcry leftdoug leftordealis left100% prune juice leftquote leftmarika's tits leftroll spammer leftdao lefttranimelover2004 leftrevenantismywife leftoie lefthammy leftsalamander leftmame khan leftbarduk leftnyagger leftdeyn0d leftmiquellafaithful leftthe sote dlc team left556147157 leftIt's nyover...
The queue...enter it....
>>557097305Hello? Truth nuke department? You forgot to decommission one?>>557098019There aren’t, but since they aren’t legally allowed to put those weapons in, they just very unceremoniously and not subtly at all copied and pasted some of them and apparently that’s good enough to prevent ass raping from Sony.
>>557100754even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture stupid newfig
Good night, /erg/.
>>557081029Can this poster please come back and make more posts like this
>>557095898Those two sluts in the back are thinking bad things…>>557097027Not sure why you left out the latter part of August and all of November like it wasn’t the same thing
North Korea imposes the death penalty for promoting Zionism and declares Israel an illegitimate state
>>557101387based thanks
Queue i beg yuo
2/3 queue it upplease
>>557102701handsome>>557102958gay
Maid nightfarers...
what would happen if yemmy and gemmy teamed up against poopa and goopa
1/3
geegees
>>557099317invite me to the threesome
>>557103150that would be unfair for the ergites
>you can hold the Flame spit shield skill between the night aspect to heolstor transistionneat, gg
Gimme a kiss
2/3
Libra sandbagging again, had to go afk to check one something, ggs.
>>557103720ggI probably shoulda held on to that rotten crystal swordand got hit less
>>557103661liar + blocked
>>557103546that's the constanza blue it's true
Some fat fuck really stuck a pickle in his belly hole last thread huh
>>557105498cardboard or bjark call it
>>557105498it looked really funny
>>557105568what if its zorbjeet hes a fat fuck too
>>557103546Would erg still love me if i was a penis?
>>557105568Rude! I lasered my entire body in my 20s. I'm smooth at all times.
>>557105981show proof and i mean it unironically.
You’re all fat disgusting slobs irl I bet Not a single one of you here is good looking or fit/healthy
>>557106070I like fat femboys and fat girls
This was me for Halloween
gg calico, thank you ergites for showing me that spot behind the ruin full of corpses in hollows, it's so nice, found a blasphemous sword and we copied 3 lmao
>>557106523Hnnnnng
>>557106070we're all fat balding indian men here, fuck off normie.
>>557106523wtf gay nigga
>>557106523no way timestamp it, you look like you got that scoliosis
>>557106523Can I molest you
>>557106523cute girly body
>>557106070good job you made a stick fag slopify xer face
gg crater
gg hitlessI did the whole suicide in rain right before the circle ends to get full flasks thing but I forgot to pick up my runes after. Woops.also gg no boss on castle rooftop
>>557107391I had one of them no rune loss physicks when i 1v1'd the gargoyle in the rain
>>557107529I have literally never used one of those.
>>557106070true for me at least
>>557107583Stupid
>>557101387They both need to be nuked>>557106070I’m handsome but slightly overweight
>>557106523What the fuck happened to your face?
>>557108051ai slopped it sorry
>>557106070My last partner told me I had the most jiggly and well-shaped ass she'd ever seen. Squats were part of my routine for years though, so it's only natural that they gave me a fat ass.
>>557108118so you still have a cock, huh?
>>557107391Hitless because I carried
>>557107391>no sixth in horse sense
>>557108118
>>557106523Can I play with your belly button and sniff my finger after :3
>>557108458Nothing out of the ordinary about squats, anon.
>>557108606AIslop yourself doing that with him and post results alongside your relic setup
>>557108606Bellybuttons aren’t supposed to smell. You’re gross.
>>557108676unless you post some proof this is all just e-rp larp
>>557108772Your navel is essentially a "microbial fingerprint" that is entirely unique to you. Everyone has roughly 60-70 organisms living in there.
part 3 of erg takeover is a go the ergiyogis wont know what hit them
niggas here really letting AI slopmaxxing their pics to post here
what does e-rp stand for
>>557109130bitch take over what, some dirty shoes in the sand? nothing for you here now get yo ozymandias ass outta here
>>557109324erotic roleplay
>>557109324I think it's elden-riposte practice. Like, practicing your parries on hard bosses
its working keep pushing
shifty teaching manta how to read (she's retarded)
>>557109324Elden-Ring player
>>557109260>no way to know every selfie from 2025 and onwards is slop now because ai is that goodgrim + cringe
You just made me sniff mine fuck you
>>557109483my belly button always smells gross
>>557109481that nigga's is blatantly slop anyway retards don't know how to use ts ong
>>557109652I love my sister wife
>>557109652this is what cupcake looks like
>>557109370i'm pretty sure e-mails aren't erotic mails.>>557109396oh so that anon is trying to get better at the game? good for him.>>557109462never seen one of those here.
>>557109483>>557109569Wash yourselves you fat fucks
>>557109781cupcake is FAT
Garbage map
>>557109937but I am playing elden ring right now
>>557106523Holy shit you’re hot. You’re just like my anime boys.
>>557106523this was me for the 'ween teehe
>>557110204>samefagged again award
>>557110204>samefagged the slop award
>>557110204>samefagged award
>>557110204>samefag again out of melty of being called out for slopping xer facekekypoo
it was the cringe of times, it was the yikes of times
>>557110218peak erg/dsg
What do twink armpits smell like
>>557111020go to /soc/, find one, and ask him
>>557111020Pencil shavings.
weird thread
are any of you even playing the game or is it just me? I'm gonna do stormveil soon
>>557111686I'm queued
do you guys have a favorite grace to chill at? like the view and atmosphere is just too perfect?!Don't open!
>>557111927the grace right outside center castle is pretty chill
>>557111927Three Belfries in LiurnaAlso the fact that you can warp back to Elden Throne if you haven't chosen an ending yet is pretty sick
Radagon navel…
>>557111927stormveil rampart tower
>>557112134probably smells like teen spirit
what should I look to add to this guardian build? I just got to depth 2 after deranking myself in depth 1 until I felt like I learned the ed bosses well enough. maybe more guard counter damage or should I be looking for affinity negation for when shit starts to hurt in the later depths?
>>557111927I like finding nice spots away from graces instead, I like spending time in Leyndell and Siofra a lot, my favourite specific graces are probably the mausoleum compound and the one near outside the frenzy flame village in Liurnia, I really like how it feels to be very in the middle of the world even if the views aren't the typical pretty or scenic ones you'd expectI also really enjoy mornings in the eastern edge of the mountaintops of the giants for the skyboxes
>>557112134>>557112309Messmer has a snake poking out of his
>>557112330i like to watch the perfurmer patting the lion in leyndell
>>557112542me too, I really appreciate the flute player too, I like pretending the loft with all the plants near the start is my little city apartment, Boc is my neighbour
>>557106523NEEEED
>>557110204>>557110218>>557110437>>557110305>>557110545>>557110568>>557110690>>557111020>>557108772>>557109130Can you guys stop being weird and gross? This is not relevant to the thread topic and it’s making me uncomfortable
>>557112542>>557112754weird
>>557112889what are you including me here fo it IS the cringe of times and yikes of times, are you saying you disagree with that assessment? go thirst after more ai twinks then damn
Sorry guys. Rest assured I hate myself more than you do.
I'm not playing again today I have no idea what's up with me but my reactions are beyond shot
>>557113849>>557113884*hug* happens
>>557109426Cute. She’s so nice. :)>>557109956You don’t need to be fat, even if you just sweat it tends to smell rank, but yeah otherwise it shouldn’t really smell like anything.
Why are you two on the password? Are you both D1 or something? Why did you keep staying in places when it was obvious we couldn’t then fucking leave the poison camp when we needed the grace. You were both slow and fucking retarded
>>557114010really high rn sorry
kyuu
>>557113849I would never hate you anon even if you did disgusting things I would still call you my friend as long as you weren't evil
>>557114208cute
>>557114195are you playing with your new girlfriend?
>cleared my blocklist at the start of last week>have 10 on it nowI don’t think I want to clear this one either.
>>557114010I swear normally it goes way better, terrible day today for me and I'm not playing again today until I get my mind in order for the poison camp though, I tried to put as much damage on him as I could but I was getting oneshot by the night from just a single night damage item for some reason
>>557114010He had to text his situationship mid match.
>>557114468there's not even 10 people on erg who the game
>>557114010Names. Now.
>>557114504You both just kept dying. If I could find a less likely I could’ve solo’d libra but spending so long reviving both of you and having to do bosses with one person dying half way across the map over and over again was impossible. Also if you’re the recluse go up on the wall and shoot him he can hit you. If you’re the undertaker put some fucking deep relics on
>>557114531Yeah this might be it for me if my queues are too long but I don’t want to play another game with clumsy or sens at this point and the new people coming in are uncarryable. I’m just getting tired and frustrated every game
>>557114968clumsy and sens are fine when i play with em
>>557114817>If you’re the undertaker put some fucking deep relics onIt's my first time in DoN </3 I didn't anticipate how much harder everything hits at depth 1
>>557115036Clumsy is an utter retard who never seems to improve and keeps throwing under no pressure. Sens just seems to never play well
>>557111927I like to escape the ugly embers that plague my screen in end game so I go to the shadow realm.
>>557115106if you really don't have malicious intentions for using the password, queue with randoms first if you don't know what you're doing and once you feel actually familiar with the game then join the group passwords
>>557109781<3 >>557110132Rude...I'm working on making a new build. God forbid a girl vigor max for a little bit.
>>557115106Read the guide in the OP and get to depth 3 by yourself at least
>>557115360just more to love
>>557115324yeah I will I was just so used to stomping regular expeditions with erg before I took a break from the game I didn't realize how different it would
>>557114968sorry again, I really shouldn't have tried to play today, thought I could get through the sick but obviously didn't workshouldn't have done that to you
>>557114468>go to arena>want to try out my rogue cosplay>poise blobs sweaties non-stop>one poise blob even chainsaws meImmediately blocked him. Seriously. I had nothing but daggers and the Smith script daggers and rogue fashion so I didn't have poise or high poise damage.
>>557114010>not alt f4ing on two new namesThat's on you.
>>557115453That's right! And the best hugs.
>>557115623>making shit up
>>557115807I like rather play with new names then with shifty and practice again and steamroll d5 like it was d0 and fall asleep
>>557115623why even go to arena in cosplay? it's literally sweat: the game mode
>>557115623twin
>>557115623how did invasions go?
>>557108913>they’re calling it the most indian post in /erg/ history
>>557115891Because I actually had fun with my spell combo sorcerer dude. Thought I could make the Rogue work with this https://youtu.be/mYN2dO3oXEM?si=H73xPv7sUBK4Ws8B
>>557115891nta but I play a light armour twindagger build in arena and lose most of the time, but I still have fun because it's an almost impossibly tough but not fully impossible challenge, winning against a poiseblob feels very satisfying, and even losing is entertaining for me because so many of the deaths happen in such ridiculous ways and the responses and emotes from the other player are better than any item reward for me
>>557114208Wow. That’s a great gif. Thanks for sharing.>>557114358No one here has one of these.
>>557114968>the new people coming in are uncarryablewe've been in d5 for so long, it's time to rank up to d6 and carry them
>>557116242>had fun
>>557116117I haven't invaded in a while. If I'm going to invade as a rogue; I will have to use a one-shot build using bloody slash. Fuck having to fight 3 people using only daggers without a one-shot build.
>>557115882Brother these new names are manta tier. Literally uncarryable morons who don't even have fucking depth relics.
>>557116298trish and yen are girlfriends
>>557116423Not jokingSpell combos are fun
>>557115237Who are you. The only person Ive had struggle games with recently was someone picking zdps bird, so I dont feel like its on me.
>>557093443>Got five Lordsworn Straight Swords and a Noble's Estoc in about nine hours of total playtime and no time spent farming for them.My IRL Arcane stat seems to be high...
>>557116862can I be that noob sometime I like being taught and doing good so I can impress you and make you proud of how you trained me
>>557117042and no noble slenders?
>>557117763cute, you can be my noob
>>557106523Name?
Is it worth buying this game? Been looking for something new to keep me entertained.
>>557118980yeah both games have a very addicting gameplay cycle if you've enjoyed the combat style of past games
Can you mongoloids read up so I can play a few rounds? MM is dead as fuck right now.
>>557119379I'm not mongolian
>>557119379Ok, what should I read?
>>557118980What do you prioritize in a game?
>>557119484big titty bitches
>trying to queue randoms on depth 1>literally nobodywhat gives
>game is obviously dead>braindead retards: um guys?? where are the players??
>>557119575just queue with erg
>>557119575I am drawing a blank on who the middle redhead is
>>557119657look me in the eyes when you speak to me, please
>>557119484The ability to socialize and make online friends.
>>557119865nightreign with erg is the way to golots of friendships and couples have in erg because of nightreign
>>557119479How to queue, then follow those instructions
>>557119683i'm a returning player with no relics people are gonna get mad at me again ><
>>557119923posting this will have the opposite effect of what you want
>>557119683erg users must be stuck in the retard depths because none of them exist at 4+
>>557119575I couldn’t find a rando game either in D5
>>557120206you need a drink of water
>>557119923liar
>>557119923stop scaring the hoes extremist
>>557120021who are you? I wont get mad
>>557120021>returning player no you're not
>>557119923Well well well if it isn’t The Whitest Brothers You Know
>>557120370bean cup>>557120423okay
https://downdetector.com/status/elden-ring/Servers are down
servers are down guys
>>557120613I think I remember, raider main right?
>>557120682maybe thats just epstein ring
What do we do now that the servers are down?
>>557120264what makes someone act this way
>>557120682>>557120703what about nightreign?
>>557120713last time i played was several months ago before dlc, i think mainly wylder and duchess, i've been playing undertaker for a couple days
>>557120613>bean cup
>>557117763horsey anon coded post
Surely the servers are down and erg isn't actually this dead
>>557121156will you be my valentine?
It's nyover...
>>557120851seems to be steam servers
>>557121320now what do we do
>>557121214Never.
>>557121156Password games work just not rando, erg really is that dead.Source: Streamers are still doing viewer games on pc
>>557120767i'm going to make stir fry with tofu and egg
>>557121476orz
>>557121587Nice ass to grass squat form. >That's not what it meansI know what it means I'm taking the piss
>>557121476who do you want as your valentine?
>>557119436That’s not what that means>>557119657Got his ass there
>>557121515Oh. I'm fighting arlecchino now
>>557119742Artist OC, she's cute
>>557121156>>557120720>>557120703>>557120682>>557120767>>557121515deserved. do something better with your time.
>>557115360being fat is not vigorous
>>557122715cute. braids are cute.
>>557122715Hanneli my beloved
>>557122715I wanna suck this bitch toes
>>557121515How are the servers this bad
>>557122715Hanny general.
>>557122502Good game. Great boss fight.>>557122715Better than most characters in the actual game. Not bad.
>>557121094I used to think thathumans are better (but guess what?)now I know that!! :3 !! HORSEYS ARE BETTER !! :3 !!
>>557123973cute
>>557122895Cute literal anon!
Stance kings strike again
>>557124361thank you for calling me cute
the clutch god salvare himself, gg boss
>>557125326>>557125482as always dancer is the real boss gg boys
which one of these was the afk guy
>>557125872kalcyc is brynlobotomite is slug mercant
>>557125872just check their profiles in your match history, bjark.
I fell and hurt my back at work and now i cant squirt anymore
>>557125434You're welcome <3
Can you faggots go erp in zorbjeet's chat or in the discord or something? We don't want to see this garbage here
>>557126881it's funnier here, maybe you should unravel your master plan to stop it now
can any Recluse sluts drain my balls?
>>557121214you wouldn't want them as your valentine if you've seen what they do with faceless men
>>557127240Recluse is a mother, not a slut. You should be more respectful if you want to anticipate that kind of affection from the woman you love.
>>557127160Maybe you should buy a shotgun and blow your head smooth off
>>557127560sorry mommy... I'll be a good boy
>>557127560shut the fuck up retard
play game ...
>>557127654I won't shut up I'm correct about everything I said.
>>557127882I'm taunter-tonguing invadies in Liurnia
>>557127882i'm queued
>>557127560no one's getting any kind of affection from anything except 12 yo's from private islands and 30 yo's from shotgun barrels
yawn + cringe
>>557128116hmmm
>>557126881We can't he stopped early because the servers died
>>557128429also 1/3 here so something must be retarded
>>557128429it always says 1/3 for depths even if it's 2/3 but then once we get 3 people it'll be 3/3
>>557128520is this really real
i'm qing too unblock me so we can play
>>557128609you will remain blocked trish
>>557128429
I had a seizure at work and now i squirt every time i pee
>>557128520I've seen it go 2/3 before
are you guys queing depth 5
>>557128879yeah
>>5571288795900/6000 D4
No im depths six seven sixe veeeen
>>557128879D4 here
>>557128879ya
Servers are still fucked. Back to Nioh 3 everyone.
>>557123973Radahn would have been better like this…>>557128337Don’t describe yourself
>>557129134Weirdo
the fuck theres dozen of us here why won't it matchmake
>>557129131nioh 3 sucks though
>>557128210one of those sounds like a good time sign me up
>>557129246arent servers down>>557129131cute happy
>>557093443Remove all Two Finger incantations from the game, ALL OF THEM, and release Erdtree school relic
>>557127240Only if your name is Wylder. Otherwise? Fuck off.
>>557129445namefagging is tacky my sweet darling
>>557129445Yeah that's me, I'm Wylder irl. I love black chicks
Servers are working on ps
>>557129660Gemmy nomeds are you the gemmy from /dsg/ please answer honestly
>>557129131Are these the cutest dog breed or what?
>>5571296601/6 surely everyone is just updating their co-op installs and save files....>>557130150I've never used that name.
i want a wyld boyfriend so bad…
werks on my machine
>>557130489hi
>>557130489Play one of the female characters and fancy spin for the Wylders in the erg pw. Also talk to this anon >>557130558
>>557129660crashing this lobby, no bites.
>>557130376if it makes you feel better I was
>eternal 1/3is this the end of /erg/?
I was able to get a game after 30 mins then nothing...
Im gonna queue but your gonna be sorry
>>557131996*you're
>>557131996KILL YOURSELF
Omg I have almost 2 million murk but I feel so lazy to sort and spend all that in relics...
>>557131996We should all rape trish 2bh
so is there a way to prevent guardian from getting status buildup from certain bosses in DON? also to counter magic/non physical hits? I just dont see the point of playing guardian when I can just play scholar and rez people by actively damaging the boss instead and also parry it to death because SCH has a way better ability + ult
oh my fucking god man just shut up please just shut the fuck up you're so annoying
>>557132381Trish is pure she’s for mating press procreation sex with whites only
>>557132572N
>>557132572not yet I want you to dance more for me first
I don't think it's working? I am le queueueue>>557132381Nyooo it's just like India...>>557132629I want an erg hubby
my equip load is always 22.2
pretty cool ed libra tech that eliminates lltb rnghttps://x.com/KNIGHT_ITOFUYU/status/2021492902812119050
>>557132979i thought you liked girls
>>557132551Im just gonna assume no and say that guardian is perhaps the shittiest class I've tried to make work
>>557133661Both
>>557133661Girls are just for having fun and doing a little yuri with. Boys are for marrying
I bet you are straight and kiss girls fag
>2/3>1/3ok, who blocked me?
weh I don't think it's working I'm just gonna get off
>>557122715Why is Makima dual wielding twinblades?
>ssb balancers is backtime to practice my parry + crit build
>>557134110I wish I could kiss girls...
@terrbring "Draw enemy attention while guarding" to balancers >>557133259
>>557135109Which erg girls are you going to ask to be your valentine?
>>557134242I love boobs
It doesn't matter, none of them will say yes
>>557134389Parrying only works if your blue
I can't believe a couple that met on lantic's channel are getting married,,,
>>557135749Who's lantic
>>557135749soon there's gonna be a Nightreign Widows support group similar to but probably not to the scale of WoW Widows
So is the pw not working, I see some people playing with randos
>>557135958why are there so many WoW widows?
Nvm we got a game
>>557135958yys...
>>557135749Really? Who are they? And hasn't he only been streaming a few months? That's kind of fast to be getting married.
>>557132551>>557133738You cannot stop status buildup as Guardian no.>also to counter magic/non physical hitsAssuming you mean chip damage take +1 and +2 post dmg healing on your relics, shield poking will regen all the chip damage while the poking helps you keep aggro.Shield poking has the added benefit of making you immune to displacement while poking, so big attacks that would knock you back don't move you at all. An example being Gladius's headbutt or Heolstor's roar into charge
>>557136192Dogshit game that attracts the worst kind of people
>>557137336do you play it
So is Bryn cc’s Rev account
>>557137663no I played something worse back in the day
>>557137815phantasy star online?
trish what erg boy are you going to ask to be your valentine
>>557137813No bryn is 3bd's alt
>>557137848That's one of them, I've played many many things worse back in the day, unc has had a sad past.>>557138298>>557137813I'm pretty sure they've all been in the same game before at some stage.
I am once again asking for dancing lion strats.
>>557136346nightmare team or dream team?
lmao I just saw this photo they had Miyazaki almost stand blocked by a lamp but my sweet boy is ever observant and demonstrates here the blessings of his brilliance
>>557138119I hope it's me
he's been crodleing I wanna hug him :(
>>557138549who are those uncs?
1/3anyone queuein'?
>>557138549>>557138765i recognize the directors of smash bros, nier, dmc, bayonetta, tekkenthis dude made a popular game too but i forgor which
>>557138119UIhmmm don't they have to ask me? Not sure how those american things work...
>>557139189too big
That's a 16 year old mexican boy you're talking about
3/3
I'd pick the indian one
>>557139189Anyone can ask. Who do you want to ask you?
>>557139189when can we expect to see you with some brazilian plastic surgeryadam's apple bigger than tits is NOT a good look
>>557139470cc
>>557139562hot
I don't care how much you're shitting up the thread, I am not joining the discord.
>>557115453>amerifat cope
>>557140815>sour grapes
>>557119575>>557122715Malikeths cute waifu
>>557139846they have a restraining order on you pick someone else
I deserve fancy spins
uoh gg ed birds... mush is so good... we died and he held them off from like 60 to 30% on his own. s-so cool..
>>557139846cc is a girl
>>557141991nyo he said he's a boy but i think that was out of bullying
>>557141974my chest was going really fastespecially at the end where the worm chargedd the blood flower right next to me and I didn't think I had time to get far away enough
>>557142038>plays duchess>anime pfp on steamshe's just saying that to try and get attention away from her
>>557141974Keep it in the 'cord
>>557142128it's true female anime pfp is sign of deep chronic agp issues
>>557086862>no replyXe went to dilate in shame kek.STAYCARRIEDSHITTER
>>557142420>threadshitter meltykino
>>557142062Good job that was really coolat least I learnt two things, I didn't know the blood flower charging does damage and that the special attack for the spear one, reaches you almost instantly, even from far away... took me by surprise. And ofc you deserve lots of fancy spins
>>557142446Still waiting, you can do it.
>>557142420Is there any reason why you don't play on the pass with us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp07Vi9hR-4 worm charge dodging vid desu
>>557141974hes dogshit and you should kys troon
Mush gets another oneGoing to show up on valentines day with 5 erg girls
>>557137813looks like it
>>557142921"Sprint to the side" -/erg/: ( ´_ゝ`)"Sprint to the side" -YouTube video: (^○^)>>557143175>"""""girls"""""
queue pls
>>557143461busy fapping
>>557142921Needs to be put in the op desudesu
>>557143487Keep it in the 'cord.
>>557143461be quiet mexican
>>5571434613/3
>mushcow third person cope Genuinely one of the worst posters
Nice ED horse game. Crazy routing and pace, but proved to be great
gg mega horseAlways nice playing with practice
qrd?
>>557144110Who are the top 3 worst posters?
i once lost with practice on night 1
>>557144303TrishMushDevil
>>5571443031. trishtinx (i will genuinely celebrate if he got beheaded by the cartel)2. troonboardlardcake3. mass reply fag
>>557144303mushmass reply anondruggie anon
>>557144281I don't know
>>557144281>posts a bunch of trvkes
Actual 100% objective worst poster list1. yuh blacked spammer2. dragonirian schizo3. trish
deviljeet isn't coping so wellhe's been calling everything and everyone brown
>>557123879>>557122502Arlekino mogs PCR as a final dlc boss
>>557144709Maybe he doesn't cheat his relics? He could have just gotten lucky.
>>557144653Am I crazy for thinking the blacked spammer isn't as much of a nuisance as the other ones, you could theoretically just filter everything he says/saidWith the other ones you can't plus he's not that active unlike the mass reply spammer
>>557144709Where?
>>557144303deviltrishmass reply anon
Hey at least I talk about the game sometimes and play it
>mushtroon deflection
>you didn't queue up 0.2 seconds after completing your last expedition, so you missed the opportunity to get a quick match and have to wait an hour
>>557145508we're about to finish a bugz
>>557145564trish stop shitposting and rez me
gg bugs and nice to meet you ironeye>>557145617heh i rember that
>>5571459233/3
>>557145923Is it true tinpo is a tourist?
>>557146352no he posts here
>>557146375Oh...
GGs Dogs.
I'm running out of meme builds so I can be a dead weight anchor to our runs... gg dogs
>>557146642Hi doro bitch I'm gonna hit you and beat your face down
>>557146752most forced /v/meme
>>557146940the doro or the anti-doro?
gg creasy carried, soz for dying so much, my brain turned off at morgott
wylder creasy that's new
>>557147385doro
>>557147879>creasy carried>no 6th sensekek sure
>>557147879so you can win with creasy & tinpo but not with yd & me, I feel cheated
q
Did Everdark Sovereigns cycle? I didn't get to give Gladius more than two tries.
>>557148464lmao duchess? I'm so sorry about earlier... we have to run it back!
>>557148639yeah I'll queue later today, currently at work
>>557145003That guy's the worst.
>>557148749Ill be around lmk, have a good one at work anon!
>>557148541noob
went randoms if anyone wants to wait for next run
>>557148243Nah it’s pretty cool and neat>>557145003>>557145178Least obvious raped terrtroon posts
>>557144831Yes you are crazy terr don’t try to defend yourself yourself or talk about yourself in third person you obsessed faggot freak
alright fun's over guys mass reply spammer woke up
GG. I wish to apologise for my abyssmal performance. I hope someone clipped that ult whiff.
>>557150621please give it 200 more posts, ironeye.
>>557144303TerrtroonTerrjeetardTerrdalit
>>5571443031. Terr2. Terrtinx3. Druggietard
>>557150680I remembered that you have to sprint into it then to side depending on proximity so you don't get hit by the worm's body. I'll try to get better at dodging the worm.
>>557150729>>557150728>>557150436>>557150621Wait until the end of the thread like usual you threadshitting faggot
Sorry for everything guys Thanks for the carry.I got a sudden case of the stupids during the invader camp. I realized after the fact that I should have waited farther out from the entrance in order to lure the invaders out.And for the boss fight. Well... I'm still learning that one.
>>557142529>>557142420Stop baiting the thread shitter please he’s already raped enough as is
>>557139086>>557138549I recognize none of these people.>>557144303It’s terr all the way down and it’s not even close.
>>557150874All's well when it ends well.
>>557144303as far as im concerned, terr is the worst, and deserves to die as painfully as possible and have it live streamed for everyone’s entertainment with how much he’s shat up these threads. it’s the only way to repay us for for squatting here like a trashy third worlder and smearing poop all over the place after his shithole died.
>>557150874My depths win streak is 10 now. 1 more than my D0 win streak. So thanks for pulling me through
stop spamming the thread with your mass reply garbage holy fuck you're even using two devices to do it, get a fucking hobby or something
>>557150663Terr is never sleeping.
zuk it up uh uhmaddy it up yuh yuh
>>557144303Terr, druggie anon and that one guy who writes like an AI chatbot about his head canon
anyone down for ed bugs & ed balancers with a newfag?
queued on passie again, had a good bird in d5, epic...
>>557151569can I touch your boobs?
>dragonirian schizo wakes up>last 30 posts suddenly mention and seethe about terrhe is still fuming all those years later about terr mating pressing his sister
>>557151569he was doing the thing where he gathers them with his skill and then hoarfrosted, it makes the game smoother, more birds here should do that, it's literally his best asset>>557151619if you queue...
>>557151680hang yourself right now you'd do your parents a favor
>>557151639it's not dragon schizo it's some unknown mass replying shitposter but they are both just as obsessed with terri mean you can literally see the exact moment where he started his reply spam it's just unbelievable
>>557151908>it's some unknown mass replying shitposterTerr
>>557152023Don’t reply to terr please he hates being called out like that
Is this schizo really thinking that only one person hates his guts? No wonder everyone hates this faggot holy fuck
>terr gets shat on>instant burst of mass replies and thread shitting minutes apartat least make it less obvious you fucking maggot
>>557151517>>557150801>>557150689>>557150663Stop shitting up the thread with your stupid bullshit about your boogeyman retard holy fuck get a life
0 people in the q btw
>>557151639don’t talk about yourself in third person
>>557152593it's 10pm
EU hours are the worst. Queue wise and thread wise.
>>557152629thats prime time
>>557152079But its fun seeing him try turning everything against the dungeoneerian guy.
This general is kind of awful
>>557152836for free
I still don’t know what a dragonirian is
>>557152916That guy ruined his life its only normal he tries doing the same.
>deletedmods=gods
The hitbox on the worm's slithering move.
>>557153265take off that skin
>>557153313Why?
>trainersissy
>>557153313calm down there buffalo bill
>>557153365it's ugly and shartorias is reddit.
>>557153365you will get randomly raped by ciaran mid-expedition
>>557153265Do women really play like this?
>>557153785Left is when the flower blooms. Right is before and after the explosion.
>>557153265this is cheating!
>>557154331Now you know about it so you're also a cheater.
>>557097560>2handing pizza cutterCuh cuh cuh-ringe
>>557153452Funny post>>557153492Being contrarian doesn’t make you smart btw
>>557153585Can confirm, I want Artorias babies abyss babies...
>>557152916That’s true plus it’s really easy to get him to show himself by riling him up
gg practico
>>557155459Why are you so slutty lately?
>>557156073He's mentally ill.
>>557155809Imagine if that was you getting doxed all over the website. Nightmare fuel I tell you what.
>>557155459You and every female alive.
>>557138549man miyazaki is ugly
>>557158121Adult baby syndrome like winston churchill.
>>557153265this is just a tree spirit lazy ahh devs
Sorry bad calls I shouldn't be allowed to route anymore
oof, one of the worse runs I've had in a while. What a train wreck.
MUSKY BUSHY RED RADAGON BUSH RAMMED IN MY FACE AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH *dies to horny*
bg fucking retards
>>557158271Better luck next time.btw, at the start, I wanted to fight everything going up the castle. I know that's not typical. But in my experience, whenever the invader spawns at the top, we all run up and aggro everything and it turns into a gigantic clusterfuck. So I wanted to clear everyone out before handling the invader
Why is mush like this?
>>557158494Aye you're right, next time let's do that. And funny how RNG works, of course I Didnt' get any skill atk power, when last run I had like 8
Sorry I fell asleep while queuing last night
>>557158494why did you take the smithing stone 2
>>557152704even though it was and arguably still is SEA/Australia hours
>>557152704it doesnt matter what hours it is, the same people are always up because they are neets
>>557158664It was marked, and I wanted it. I was getting a little desperate for damage. Why? was there a better use for it?
>>557158520dont talk about yourself mushjeet
>>557152704EU hours are worst because they are late china hours
>>557158264Damn. That’s actually exactly what it is. Perfect way of putting it.
>>557130150Don’t solicit dead dsgtroons here please have some decency
>>557102958>>557103121>>557103246Cute.>>557103546Best post all thread and it’s not close. Please post more like this.
>>557114235that’s really sweet of you anon :)>>557114195cringe
Guys... Guys....wha deh heck
>>557161563All the muslim girls at the 7/11 around my way say that.
>>557114968Another one lost… damn…
Stuck in a wall while it wriggled around in a circle. Such a dogshit boss. Shouldn’t have used my ult I guess but too much stuff was happening
Just to say if doing Ed bird, two people having less likely and one person not seems to be the most sure fire way to funnelling them. Means one charges at a time and at one person all the time
Still annoyed, I was trying to chug my flasks for another dog but being near the wall meant it just kept beside me. I had to go through all seven flasks though, one of the few times playing well screwed me over
you're blocked fuck off
>>557162519Why?
>>557162519what happened?
Ugh
>>557162446It's okay my bad too, I watched htis video about dodging the worm and it helped a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjKccvNy5bk>>557162578someone whos not even playing prolly
>>557162702https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp07Vi9hR-4
>>557162898we already knew that
>>557162898Zrada....
Poor guy is suffering
>>557162702I dodged everything even a pointblank sword swing but you can circle it when it starts it charge 1 foot from you then it hit the wall again and started another charge 1 foot from me. It’s kinda like caligo beside the wall, just some inescapable scenarios happen. Still annoying losing to them Wehrmacht I only got hit like twice over the entire fight
>>557163328wehrmacht...
>>557162898cc....
I miss Bryn..
>>557143456Mickey is so fucking cute it’s crazy…>>557141126Wrong character
>>557151569>>557151680Made for big blonde cock
>>557144757EasilyEverything from his presentation to moveset was so good…
why dont we count thread numbers
>>557161618Are you chatting them up? They love white guys btw
Well, it was only base Adel, but I'll take it.But that bitch loretta shot me down off the hawk
>>557162519>>557162898>>557132572 Stop sperging out terr relax for once Jesus Christ
It's even 'though', not 'doe'. A doe is an adult female deer.
>>557165814creasy coded post
>>557165892>>557165814he's right though, "doe" is some groidspeak that the jews managed to instill into your goy mind
>>557165814>Trying to teach sharty black worshipping zoomoids how to write
>>557165892That wasn't me.
>>557158624>>557158582>>557094321cutest siblings…
I took off balancer relic to put on the earring for wylder. Two hookshot uses is worth more than a little more damage. It has more utility.
>>557165814Don't trigger her.
>>557166440+1 skill is mandatory and earring is best in slot unless you have a relic with double hookshot + ninvaders.
>>557166204>sour grapes jaded troonillenial seethekino
>>557165814notice how he didnt deny the big black kino
>>557166440Red balancer and earring is the best.
>>557167286That's what I've done.>>557166842>unless you have a relic with double hookshot + ninvaders.I searched. No luck.
>>557162446oh it's the raped...
Is it just me of the black flame sacred seal is more common than all the others.
>>557168046if you look closely it is blue rarity.
>>557108118>>557105981>still no piclarp larp larp sahur
>>557168275Let him pretend to be a bottom for gays online bro it isn't harming anyone.
>>557168046>rev cant help but notice when black shows up
>>557168106source?
>Z*rban didn't even reach 70 viewers last streamFinally people are waking up and abandoning this retard30 viewers soon you fat fuck
>>557167513>That's what I've done.Earring is a red slot so if you took off balancer for earring that means you removed red balancer you dummy
>>557169053tsmt
>>557165814>>557166204>>557166026>>557166795This absolutely SLAUGHTERS the terrtroon……….…………..
>>557169053>eceleb postingseems like you havent abandoned him yet?
theres a new namedrop everyday i can't keep up
>>557169053>shit art + weirdly vindictive post
https://youtu.be/pAT8Z06kMUAHas rusty lost his mind? This is the worst list ever
>>557166440You can have Wylder's Earrig + 2x Balancer though?
>>557169053why are you so full of hate, it makes me happy for him that he has a consistent audience
slopreign super top game in bharat saar
>>557170381Genuinely worse than using something else in the 3rd slot. Night invaders, 3+, even evergaol would be better.
>>557169518>tsmtTranny shit mouth troll?
>>557169704still 2/3?
>>557170119Makes it a lot easier when you realize all new names are made up to distract from Terr humiliating himself for us. Same thing happened on /v/ with his name there. He had to stop using tripcodes for it because his trip password was estoc for all accounts lol.
uh oh dragonirian schizo woke up too
>>557170798is terr actually a serial /v/ spergposter? source?
>>557168275Silly. I'm not posting nudes for free just to prove a point. You can join my patreon, youreinluckidonttuck if you want to see my nude content.
>>557170798Don't trigger him by talking about this he's going to have another melty. >>557170875gg dragon gg horse are references to the dragon guy that likes horses. You didn't know?
>>557170342Shatter Earth is a bit controversial but the rest seems fine, what's so wrong with it?Anyone know what the % drop is for the miners to give their staff?
>>557170927i like horseys but i only post in this thread
>>557170342why are you watching slop made by dogshit players?
>>557170910Searching that brings up nothing can you link it
>>557170659>even evergaol would be better.
>>557171156classic image i remember how you used to post it
>>557170848He's been here the whole thread?
i was starting to miss the /v/ schizoshitposting just doesnt hit the same if hes not here
Oh fuck OFF.I endure so much, and then it all goes to shit, because of ONE SINGLE SWIPE OF THE TAIL.
>>557172837Whom were you fighting?
>>557172837godrick? a dragon?
>>557173052>>557172892Gaping Dragon
gg normie harmonia, does anyone know how to hell do you dodge the angel rush, when they all cross together... it always catches me
ggs caligo didn't spanw for me sorry
EXCELLENT !gg no negation cripple horse
terr won
>>557173369assumed something like that happened, unlucky
I didnt feel like playing when i woke up today so i cleaned my room took out the trash and did the dishes instead. Anyway im going to work have a good day erg and dont forget to suck my fucking cock bitch.
>>557173527from the thumbnail it just looked like a yellow fart cloud
>>557170927>>557170798Take it easy, he’s already anxious and talking to himself from the early morning ass ripping that anons pulled on him today, we don’t want to send him over the edge with such a succinct post.
>>557173237That's why you attack the tail so when it falls off it removes the hitbox on its tail attack.
>>557173394mystery lame horse at that aswell
>>557173791I do it for the loot drop ...
>>557173968>blue flail with cont. hp loss and ground slam aow>shield grease>1 throwing knifeenjoy bro
Gg Salvare that thrusting sword art was pretty fun I’ve never used it before
Happy famileee..
>>557172892>>557173052PracticeFocus finished off the boss on his own.Man, I'm so mad right now.At the start of the expedition, PracticeFocus stops moving. I suppose his controller is having connection issues. But he ends up frozen for half a day, before leaving. Because he was frozen, I thought it was prudent to avoid the invaders we were planning on fighting. So I ping out and leave.Then, to make a long story short: PracticeFocus returns in the middle of the Day 1 boss fight. Day 2 is messy. But we make it to Day 3. Everything in the caligo fight was going well for me, until he swung his tail. I *feel* like my timing was correct, but clearly it wasn't. Fromsoft wants me to dodge a frame earlier or later. I'm not sure.After that, I'm a little shook, and not playing my best anymore, so he gets me 2 more times. But I swear if I dodged that 1 swipe of the tail, everything would have been fine.>>557173237>>557173791>>557173968>>557174090Larp.
>>557173527Can’t believe Malenia had all of *THAT* to herself… lucky bitch…
>>557174337Mike isn't into girls though
>>557174328Practice is the best player here you were blessed with him on your team, even though Im sure you stressed him the fuck out lmao
>>557174414All girls and femboys are into girls too, they just lie to make boys feel special.
>>557174328getting tailswiped so hard it killed him 3 times
>>557174328>>557174425also I didn't read most of that until I posted>If Practice has only one fan then that is me. If Practice has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Practice, then I am against the world.
>>557174551Femboys do not count because they are porn addicts.
What do you guys use to cheat in Murk/Sigils? I accidentally deleted my save file and I don't wanna grind up relics again from 0. This won't get me banned will it? If it's anything like previous Souls games, cheating in currency shouldn't flag you I hope.
>>557174654Cheat it offline then go online
>>557174425Even doe GAWD merchant mogs him
terr xisters what is our plan they dont talk about us anymore
>>557174654Just straight up cheat in relics that are reasonable. The murk system is so fucking bad and gay.
What couples are you excited to see this Valentines?
>>557174425Even though Devil and terr are better players>>557174897>mid merchant
terrdawg wondeal with it
>>557174425Yeah, he's good. But I would rather lose than "win" the game on the floor. So it's a very bitter victory.And him freezing for the first half of the day had ME stressed out. I managed to avoid falling while he was gone. And then as soon as he comes back, he wants to hurry and do the meta. So it's right back to invaders where we die. Granted, we were down a man, since "Brap maxer", was out in the field doing gods knows what. Random scholar stuff. If he was there to crowd control, we wouldn't have had a problem. Anyway, Practice Focus is so focused on his objective, that he doesn't help clean up the enemies around the orb. Which I think is rude, because we only went to that far away invader camp in the first place because he pinged it. Least he can do is make sure everyone gets out safe.>>557174574Didn't read the whole post, huh
DAS GAWDLIKE TERR
won the brownest threadcow award
>>557175363brap maxer is good
>>557175319Devil and Terr...
thats not how southeast asians look like
>ignore my pins ALL round>does nothing>leavesthere is a special place in hell for you randoms. blocked.
>>557175940Its even worse when you prove you know how to route and they run off at the end and suicide the run.
>>557175940>>557176107this game is not that serious
>>557174278Post the Revenant one too you fiend >>557175462>>557175709Good posts award
New dlc announcement at tonight's state of play
This is bad even for him what happened?
gg goat very powerful runs
>>557176493We won't know how the /v/ dragonianschizo operates, xhe's permanently upset for some reason.
>>557176403This game really need like 2 more different maps and sote weapons to become long lasting.
>>557176174don't care, they're both blocked and reported, i'm not letting this shit slide any longer, they should be DERANKED if they quit out. don't complain that i'm ignoring you either when you ignored me 5 fucking times in one run.
>>557175363if you run with practice just follow him you will automatically win
>>557176642>i'm not letting this shit slide any longer,woah tough guy over here
>>557176403>wake up babe new cope just dropped!!!!
fair warning randoms, if you do it again, i'm turning the game off, I do not care about points. i don't owe you anything.
Anyone feel like adding practice and trying to talk to him a little?
I think the queue dodging tinx should stop talking about xhimself tbqh
>>557176493The reply should tell you everything you need to know. Anon ruined his life on 4chan by noticing.
>>557176772You tell them big man, its time they take you seriously
>>557176789If you want to communicate with practice you have to google translate to Portuguese and post it in the thread.
Hello I am Practice Focus and I love cock
I miss Malenia.When's the next DLC and/or the movie
Oi
>>557176789you're not a 12 year old child, just add him and talk lol
this was the first time i've seen practice rage so hard he dropped all of his items to kick you, but i agree fuck you scholar.
>you're not a 12 year old childtrue so don't ban me
>>557177776wut? practice raging ? how?
i beat everdark balancers but forgot to buy the relic first and i spent all my sigils on chalicesguess i'll be out of the meta for a few more fights
>>557176174I have better things to do if randoms are going to quit out or throw after 40 minutes. Fuck those dick suckers wasting everyones time. My time isnt brown and literally more valuable compared to brown time.
>>557177891xhe needs people to carry him on harder bosses, that's why xhe dodges Balancers unless there's better plays, please understand.
pick 1 dick 2 lick already
>>557177891hrt induced melty, please understand
>>557177891we got a scholar who didn't do anything until the boss at night 2, we still got level 15 without him but that was such an anger-inducing run i really don't want him in my games anymore.it'a brap master owo if you're wondering.
>>557178232I want to lick all the dicks though...
>>557178410slut whore you're never going to make a man feel special
I beat my weiner almost all the way off its really sore today i might have to go to urgent care again
>>557174328I was your Scholar. First time I hopped in with ERG. Sorry, forgot to bring actually useful negation to Caligo which is why I kept going down. That, and I fucked up my Bubble Parry.>>557175363Leveling Bagcraft, Scholar's passive ability. I have to basically just run around and eat shit off the floor like an animal which takes time. Worth it for that level 3 buff. Also means I need to grab small pouches from shops, otherwise we'll run short during the Nightlord fight.Certain items are harder to find and get a full stack of like Exalted Flesh, Crab and a few odds and ends. Crab I can guarantee via actual giant crabs. Exalted flesh is a maybe unless Big Jar locations appear like a certain blacksmith village or magic fort.
>>557178940you're gonna torsion your balls doing that I get so scared my husband will do that to himself because he likes to make me laugh by tugging and stretching at it in such aggressive ways and I just beg him like "don't beast it! don't beast it!" and he does it anyways and then wonders why his balls are hurting
>>557178657That’s not my goal or my place. I’m a fleeting comfort meant to be used and discarded. A means to tide someone over until they find their special person.
>>557178707>>557178940>>557177867>>557178232Finally some good sensible posts
>>557179405ok well I sincerely will pray you find self worth someday or that at least you have a pimp that cares about you enough to keep you safe when you prostitute yourself
>>557177776>>557178389Same as last game with you. Leveling bagcraft. I can tag along as we go through a drop easier if people remember to grab stuff but that's a big ask and better to not expect. I thought you guys wanted something of mine but kept looking over my inventory and had no idea what. You're good but not the only player in a trio. No point in me following behind everyone if I'm useless or don't have anything to help.Debating on switching a relic to carry more pouches due to precisely this issue.
>>557158121he's not bad at all honestly he reminds me of my husbands face and with facial hair he would totally transform his look and go up like 5 or 6 tiers of attractiveness, I feel like when Im older Im going to appreciate my husband looking so young still, Miyazaki's wife is probably grateful for that too
uh oh melty
fucking ignored my pin day 2 and got us rained, i'm actually done after this round, for at least a week. fuck randoms. suck my fucking cock.
>>557179831since you're being sensible and this is your first time with erg, i think you just need to move faster. leveling up bagcraft should not take that long, i've played with at least 3 decent erg scholars and they never not participate in fights. they might be late once or twice, but not to the extent that they don't contribute anything 99% of the time for the exploration phase at day 1 and day 2.enjoy your stay with erg anon, hope you play better next time.
I apologize for whats about to happen in advance this is the most unlucky I've ever gotten, who still uses the fucking bell at the end of night 2
>>557181224Brap Maxer...
>>557181037I'll switch relics to more pouches then. Wasn't running any originally but that was due to trying to cover too much in one build to account for randos or people leaving mid game. Running support blows dick when you end up solo so had to give up pouches to prevent not being able to eke out a win. I should be able to just grab shit and go again. If erg is good consistently, then it's a non-issue and I don't have to worry about / also run stuff for soloing mooks.Seriously, the Random Experience in this game is fucking horrible.
YUH YUH YUH YUH
gg and lucky it wasn't ED I had no good spells and no negations and only 2 starlight shards
twas scary
Could anybody who understands ebonics please translate this >>557182006 post?
>>557173609What a weird post and poster>>557179912>he reminds me of my husbands faceWhat a grim thing to say
gg thx for reviving me>>557182030yeah same
>>557182382wylder's legs are kinda thicc tho
>>557182006stop spamming your obnoxious thread shitting gibberish you weird faggot
uh uh uh
>>557182230I think it's supposed to be ironic 'groid posting,' but that guy does it so much it's no longer ironic, and ultimately, he speaks exactly like a melting pot golem like his Judeo-masters want.
>>557152938Just figuring this out? Lol. And it’s all the work of one faggot too.
>>557182230He's having another fit, these are normal when bad things happen.
erg is eating itself alive
Sch >>>>>>>>>>>>> Bird
>Poop > Shit woah
>>557179383Oh. I never played scholar before. I don't know how he works. Is it best to leave behind certain items for him?
>>557182338Miyazaki is handsome in his own way you just have a different definition of what is attractive because you were born with a penis
cord it up terr it down and so on and so forth
>>557183189Scholar is good thoughbeit
poopa come back to us and blast xheir dsg assholes
laggy brazilians die once and both quit again leaving me with the bill so I have a new strategy, NEXT one that does it is getting their PSN posted here rather than just blocked. fucking kill yourself.
Feels nice to reach 9999 so I can reset back to DON2 and have fun
>>557183978just make an alt and use the save transfer tool
>>557183609t. 'pa
>>557184026Nah im goodIdc about ever going back to 5. Ain't worth itPlus I keep the rgb banner anyway
>>557184342depth 2 is really boring though
>>557184426Not for meFeels nice to not be one shotted when I get cucked from rng
Reminder that men have a lower average IQ than women in the world of Elden Ring
>>557174328Notice how you couldn't solo carry a duo? Yeah, that's how it feels having to play with you and Trish. Think about that.
>>557184694Japanese game.
>>557174328>getting filtered by my wifelmao
the next 3bar'd ducheet I see is getting blocked
sens/cc bros....
>>557184694Whoa... Just like world history...
>>557185218qrd?
>>557184035i wish my test was as high as his
>>557185161>>557185380
>>557185585>brown pvp troon that plays female characters exclusively lol
>>557184694Estrogen does make you more intelligent. It's why real life INTmaxxers are like...that
>>557176403Nightreign 2?
does anybody know what Practice is practicing for? I hope he wins...
Was absolutely NOT prepared for depth 4, jesus christ
>>557186168You rike one shots?
dormant fists on every character
In 4 hours we might be seeing Nightreign DLC pack 2. Holy shit! Just kidding. Lol we aren't getting anything else. Think about it, what financial gain would they get from hiding that even more content is coming?
>>557185923sorry didnt notice poopa gaped you
i love you practice focus
>>557186296>what financial gain would they get from hiding that even more content is coming?It could encourage more people to buy the DLC if a new content patch gets released.
>>557182735It’s funny when in moderation and actually ironic but yeah the poster being brown himself literally renders any irony moot so he just looks like exactly what he is/what you say.
>>557186509hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahahahah
>>557186435I never played pvp on PC esp with you sub-humans, thankfully.
>>557186296>hiding that even more contentthey shadow dropped everdarks at firsti think fromsoft is full of autists who are good at some stuff but bad at other stuff
This is /erg/
>>557187435yeah us and almost every other general here, what's your point?
>>557187589Don’t pretend this is normal
>>557187662You should visit the ff14 general
>>557187764Don’t pretend they’re normal either
>>557187589Just because other people act like that doesn't mean we should. We should be better and lead by example.
>>557184694>>557185023>>557183189>>557182735>>557182781this this this. hit the nails on their heads.
>check the ff general and you see that this is normal
took a nasty runny nightreign
>>557188116>We should be better and lead by example
randoms who I was convinced were throwing on purpose, good job at beating adel. thats enough of this shit for one day
why are "they" so violent and full of hate?
