Tiers Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>557099324
>enjoy playing celeste>get her 1/10 gamesWish I could afk without penalty, being forced to play something you dont want to is retarded
more like trannyflop
>>557125072>Shiv F tier>Beat Silver in the nightshift like a british man after their favorite footy team loses
You still love this failure, right?
Sex with Venator
Paige and VyperVyper and Paige
>>557125197Shiv is manually put in F tier because of how powerful he is
>>557125195>m-ACKima
This game is dying because Yoshit is balancing around the top 0.001% autists
Buff this wolf.
>that moment of hope when she got that 1v2>Immediately every wolf form after got immediately slammed with CCI love playing silver but fuck is this not the story of my life every other game.
what's the point of playing when I'll never be 1/100000000000000000000th as good as this guy?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ht1mLEQO3s4
gay sex with mirage
>>557125072i can't wait for paige to be gutted
>>557125318The secret part 2 update will save the game, trust the plan
I can't hit my shots as Mina. For one, this game being entirely fucking projectiles instead of hitscan is pure AIDS. Her gun feels like fucking shit to use. The physical/visual clarity, it's not giving me any meaningful "feedback". It's really like I'm "shooting" a fucking cap gun both visually and audibly. I can barely tell if I'm hitting my shots or not. I can't fucking see how fast I'm building up Love Bites because they're too far away. The icon is too fucking small. The visibility fucking sucks. I shoot at people and I literally say out loud in frustration, "how fucking long does it take this garbage to fucking proc?"is it ever going to proc? is it 1/3rd full after an entire fucking clip at range? is it 3/4ths full? NOT LIKE I CAN FUCKING EVEN SEE THE METER FROM HERE. I can't hit my shots because the gun feels so fucking shitty and weak and has such terrible visual feedback and "feel" as a weapon, on top of it being a projectile based game for no-reason, on top of tthird person shooters just feeling like shit to play. And I DEFINITELY can't hit any fucking headshots with this shit. I have such a tendency to do the right click zoom, even though it doesn't actually help at all, it doesn't improve accuracy or anything right? so it's fucking worthless and just making my aim worse, but I can't fucking see shitAnd don't tell me "well you're not supposed to hit your gun shots anyway you build procs with Rake" firstly that's fucking wrong you're a literal retard I fucking watched high level players in lane and they fucking melted enemies with their fucking m1 at points and how the fuck do you thik you're even supposed to harass, it's not just with rake, shut the fuck up fucking idiot RETARD FUCKING MORoANNNNNNN HOW? HOW???I GET TOLD "RAKE IS HOW YOU PROC LOVE BITES" OH YEAH? SO HOW DO I DO IT EARLY GAME, FUCKHEAD? AND HOW DO I FUCKING DO IT OFF RAKE COOLDOWN? HOW IS MINA "SO GOOD" WHEN SHE'S ENTIRELY DEPENDENT AROUND THE COOLDOWN OF HER 1 AND/OR HER 40 SECOND ULT?
THE PROBLEM ISN'T SILVERGET EIDO ON SILVER BRUHLORDNM IS ASS
>>557125464Is that the new cope we're going with?
>>557125405>Eido>""is venator good?" Yeah he's good, he's probably my favorite gun character rn.">Proceeds to go 1-19>"Fuck this shitty ass character bro."Eido literally only plays the s-tier heros because he's fucking shit.
>>557125520>>557125464>>557125545are you esports trannies coming from twitter? how did you get here
>>557125545He's literally the #1 NA player on the leaderboardif he's shit then what does that say about the other 120,000 of us?
So what hero is the best choice if I want to make a move speed meme buildAll move speed items, all sprint speed items, etcI was thinking Abrams since SPEED AND WEIGHT sounds pretty good
>>557125464>Silver is good I swear we just need this top .0000001% player instead of this top .0000002% player to show us how it's done
Do we have a webm of Celeste's new mantle?
>>557121154Eh not the best but at least she has no tattoos. 5/10
>Endgame fight>Sell all my meta Haze shit>Pivot to Inhibitor + Silencer>Tank enemies trying to nuke me out of my ult with Colossus + Unstoppable + Diviner's Kevlar>Do zero damage>Max debuffs on entire enemy team>Friendlies follow up and we winI feel like 300 IQ. Absolutely outwitted and outschemed.
>>557125657eido is mysteriously ass at m1 carries you should have seen him during the Christmas challenge
>>557125657>120,000Uhhh dont you mean 80,000???Lmao DEAD GAME
>>557125673Dynamo
>>557125673Wight Man of Icy Heals and Burst Damage.
>>557125657that the entire region is a fucking joke. everyone already knows thisit's the same in every game. NA dota, NA cs, you name it. the american culture does not work for team based games. the region's top players are all egoistical manchildren the only games where burgers are good are fighting games since there's no team play needed
What will valve do to continue the hype once the final new character releases? If people have to wait a month or two, this game is gonna die againeveryone will just move to overwatch
I gotta be honest with you bros, I went back to Dota, I think it's just the better game honestly. Don't get me wrong deadlock is fun but, it's definitely inferior
>>557125384I haven't played enough regular matchmaking since she's released so I don't know, but can she just not fit Unstoppable in her build somewhere?
>>557125987NA didn't get good at fighting games until crapcum dumbed it down with SFV, and even then they share it with dominicans
>>557125987This, we get raped and gaped by any region that isn't third world with a tiny talent pool.
>>557125987How quickly they forget....
How do I play Mina and Celeste without popping a boner?
>>557126043>>557126071blizzard isnt sending their best
>>557126135>quicklybrother how many years has it been?
>>557126173Why would blizzard shill dota, do try a little harder next time retardbro
>>557125987Go buy more Russian gas, seething eurocuck
>>557126123NA valorant is putting up good fights despite the game being entirely created for the chinese korean markets
>blizzard isnt sending their best
>>557126154But that's the fun part?>>557126246I honestly forgot that game even exists.
>>557126210almost 11 but who's counting?
Took em out!
>>557126268>>557126231typed by riot shills btw
>>557126246this is because asians were never good at FPS games and nobody else moved over to Valorant except the NA CS scene since they could never win in CSso the Valorant scene consists of players too bad for CS, both asians and americans alike
>>557126071Dota will continue to be the better game as long as Marci and Hoodwink are unported
Why the fuck does Celeste keep getting new animations...
>>557126071Deadlock will continue to be the better game as long as Marci and Hoodwink are unported
>>557126135>2 are american>1 is canadian>2 immigrated to the US after their careers startedI mean.....
>>557126107Eh it was kinda more that JP and NA audiences just liked completely different shit, with SF being the only overlap. Even in SF, there were competitive players from NA well prior to V.
>>557126043I'll move to dota2 or singleplayer games since OW is a deadgame since blizzard killed it with their "sequel"
THE STREETS OF OSAKA'S
>>557126606
>>557126071deadlock is barely even a game it's usually just a waste of 30 minutes, game is too hard for people and every game is a stomp depending on which retards feed more
>>557126412>asians were never good at FPS gamesOnly one I can think of that they were good at was OW but when they did a widow tourney a canadian won so eh.
silversis
I am going to fix SIlver.
>>557126785Excellent post, you are off the chain drawfag
lordNM was just bad at silver guys
>>557126154coommaxx before every match
>>557126530Frist of all the original post said NA not US so I don't know why the fuck you're pointing out that they has a Canadian.Secondly Universe is American granted I don't if he was born in India or not but he had been in the NA Dota scene since the WC3 days so no he didn't immigrate to the US after his career started. Sumail I will give you. But it was literally 4 NA players and a guy that moved to the US.
>>557126154Take DHT blockers
>>557126496Valve doesn't give a fuck about Silver lmao
>>557126858i saw that one tower dive at 2k souls and i had seen enoughoracle tier retardation
Ivy gargoyling my nuts
>>557126632>>557126606
>swap to abrams from kelvin>i can now tank>i can now kill>i now have actual CCit's over for me kelvinbros (if any remain)https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=MdkVcVsPrPo
>>557126606>>557126632>>557127047Wight Power?
>ecouple in my game>Celeste and Victor>Celeste is absolutely a non-factor in the game>Gets out-damaged by our Rem running a meme punch buildHow long before they add an avoid teammate option to this game?
>>557126767The great filter for asians in a fps is when their pro teams have to deal with east europeans, and I don't think russians cared too much about overwatch.
This with ApolloAs he's an Ixian supremacist, he was about to say NINGEN
>>557126785based and fucking saved
>>557127137Post release when they have Deadlock+
>>557127137Ugly tumblr nose
Concord 2 died
>>557127112Yeah thinking he's overnerfed.
>>557127346Yeah, they just fired off most of the Highguard devs
>>557127358Excellent work
>>557127193the only game asians are particularly good at are koreans and starcraft, rts in general really as well.china did okay in dota but hardly dominant.0 presence in any fpsand basically 0 in any other game or genre of games
>>557127410Valve will hire them
I am a Yamato enjoyer
>>557126953>DHT blockersbut those give me more boners...T. man with hairloss
>>557127458Asians are good at fighting games.
>>557127047
oo sorry i tried to hit the "release apollo" button but accidentally hit the "remove silver' button my mistake
>>557126154inject estrogen
>>557127607can you accidentally hit the "nerf celeste" button next
i will never be a women :(
Could someone explain what mantling is, the M&K on my team was flaming our Paige for not knowing it(I, with a positive K/D, escaped justice)
>>557126154Whenever I get Celeste I always position the camera angle perfect to see her tight little ass.
Bro holy fuck can this game drop already? There's hardly any Ivy porn out there
>>557127697Holding space to climb over a ledge above you
>>557125987Everyone knows NA pro scene is all about building your streaming career.
>>557127697mantling is when your character climbs up/over objects or edges of roofs etc. if you hold ctrl while mantling you'll automatically slide, gaining momentum which is important for moving around the map faster and more optimally
>>557126236>NA sucks at games>REEE RUSSIANS RUSSIANS LIVING RENT FREE IN MY HEADlmoa
>>557127697climbing a ledge while holding space.You can also immediately go into slide after you mantle.
>>557127696you're right. you can never be a women, because you cannot be multiple people at once. you could become a woman if you want to though :)
>>557127697Press space when below a ledge and you'll climb up it, if you crouch while climbing you'll come out sliding, if you crouch+jump while climbing you'll come out jumping at slide speed.
melee creeps beat abrahams btw
>>557127697It's a sex position where the cock is placed over the female's shoulder
>>557128025>over the female's shoulder>over???
>>557127823>>557127887>>557127932>>557127964Thanks bros
>>557128025why
>>557127606Three Kingdoms Kelvin.
The LASH WILL rob you of your unsecured orbs and you WILL like it.
Remember when you would get stunned if hit while mantling?
I can't aim, who do I play if I want to be able to carry anyway?>rem, dynamo, paige, etcToo team-dependent>victorCan't show up to a teamfight before 25:00
I CAN'T HIT MY SHOTS AS MINAI CAN'T HIT MY SHOTS AS MINAI CAN'T FUCKING LANE WORTH SHITI CAN'T HIT MY SHOTSI CAN'T BALANCE AIMING AND POSITIONING AND FARMING AND HARASSING AND MOVEMENT BULLSHITI CAN'T FUCKING DO ITI CANM'Y FUCKING HIT MY SHBOTSI CAN'T HIT MY FUCKING SHOTSMY BRAIN DOESN'T FUCKING WORKI DON'T KNOW WHHAT TO BUILDI DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING DOI DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GOI JUST FUCKING DO TTHINGS ON PURE INSTINCT BECAUSE I DONMT KNOWI DON'T FKNOW ANYTHING OR KNOW ANY BETTER'I'LL NEVER GET BETTER AT THIS GAMEI'LL NVER GET GOOD AT ANYTTHINGI NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILLI'M FUCKING SHITI WANT TO FUC,ING HURT MYSELFI WANT TO FUC,ING HURT MYSELFI WANT TO FUC,ING HURT MYSELFI WANT TO FUC,ING HURT MYSELFI WANT TO FUC,ING HURT MYSELFI WANT TO FUC,ING HURT MYSELFI WANT TO FUC,ING HURT MYSELFI WANT TO FUC,ING HURT MYSELFI WANT TO FUC,ING HURT MYSELFI WANT TO FUC,ING HURT MYSELFI WANT TO FUC,ING HURT MYSELFI WANT TO FUC,ING HURT MYSELF';.DSZFG ';.LFGDBS'/GSFH GFGFFGFGDHSGHFGFHSFGHS GFHGHFGHFHGHGHGFHGGH0- 89NB
>>557126496silversisters... where's our animations...
Just lost what should have been a very easy game because we had 2 deadweights instead of 1
>>557127924Reading comprehension award
>>557128215You ok?
>>557128168The good old days when deadlock was a real game
Literally what is Venator supposed to do?He has a close range SMG and Shotgun but sucks dick in brawling and can't even get a confirmed heavy off his shotgun blastHis grenade does fuckall damageHis traps are actually kind of nice but only if you're on defenseUlt is VindictaWhat the fuck is this guys role? He can't go toe to toe with other gun heroes, can't deal with high mobility fuckers, can't 1v1 half the "tanks" in the game
>>557128215why are you playing the aimlabs + movement character if you can't aimlabs + movement
>>557128215>HIT MY SHOTS AS MINAyou're supposed to be point blank when you shoot lil nigga
Is it just me or are parries too strong in laningIt's practically a death sentence any time before 10 min
>>557128141I store unsecured souls in my ass, good luck getting them now
>>557127530Yeah Japan has some good fighting game players, but its always difficult to compare because of the size of genre.like tekken has a lot of korean players who do well, but its just because tekken is pretty small anywhere outside of korea so its less that koreans are uniquely good at it and moreso that they are really the only ones who give a fuck
>>557128215Thank you anon for sharing; take a breather, drink some water I'm reading your post- I'm hearing you out- please don't hurt yourself.
>>557128292>r-reading comprehension>y-you're just as fat and stupid as me bweeeeh
K E KEK
My power went out for a second, like a power surge or something, came right back, but my router had to boot back up, then my game crashed once I loaded back in and I had to reconnect again. So altogether I was dc'd from a game for like 3-5 minutes? Mid-game not early game.I was consistently like 10k souls behind everyone else except the worst player on my team for the rest of the game and couldn't get back *at all*. I tried just farming steady, clearing lanes, clearing camps, getting kills or assists where it was safe for me to do so, but my disadvantage was fucking permanent. Couldn't do anything about it that I could tell.Is that just how it is if you have a DC? Because I now no longer blame my past DCs for just not coming back. Fuck that shit.
>>557128473 seven sabotaged your game bro
>>557128473if your team isn't retarded they would have tried to keep the game paused for you as long as they could
>>557128001Silver lost.
>>557128213graves
>>557128215I'd ask if you want to kill ourselves together but I can't in good conscience kill myself with a Mina player
>>557128439>this post is how I first hear this news lol
>>557128215is everything alright?do you need help?have you tried plugging your head out of the socket?
>>557125987the strength of a videogame scene is literally just a testament to a country's welfare state. the stronger the welfare state, the better they will be at videogames
Silver status?
>45m match>they're up 50k souls and have megas and our patron halfed at 25m>we have no walkers>we have had shit team fights, no comms, no plays, no synergy, no nothin.>thinking w/ev go next>we turtle>somehow they take mid but we get a steal and kill some of them so it's wasted>somehow we close the soul gap>somehow we start taking walkers>somehow things seem to turn around>and then we lose a fight and our patron goes to 1% hp>no idea how we don't lose>win shortly thereafterkino turn around
>>557128902stabbed in an alley by a man with a pompadour
>>557128902she's quite warm, we're cuddling rn
>>557129045
>is from illinois>not the south>not even the wild westwhy
>>557125072How come OW fags have beef with you guys how come I've never seen a Mahvel fag gloat here?
>>557129110One of the devs probably likes Illinois
>>557128323oh yeah? that's crazyhow are you point blank as Mina in lane and not just dead?you can't fucking go point blank as Mina in lane if they just hide under their tower/by their fucking shop, or at angles the entire laneI can't even harass from 15 or 20 feet away?how am I supposed to do fucking anything?the people I've watched are literally just playing a different fucking game, their mina has a gun that actually does fucking damage and procs their passive, mine does 5 damage and it ttakes 2 clips to proc the passive>>557128320because nothing else interests me what am I supposed to play fucking abrams?I scoff at that but I literally don't even know I don't know what to play and choosing a character makes me fucking sick none of the characters appeal to me at all when I actually have to fill out 4>>557128835>do you need help?yeah could you shoot me in the head? I'm a fucking pussy faggott who can't do it himself (but actually it's getting to be too much so I probably really will) but if you just came up behind me quietly and did it for me I'd probably make a nasty death rattle sound like hrrghhhhh for a second but it would be better for me and everyone who knew me
when 7 dies to Mo and Krill
Burgerbros ww@?Is your state/general culture represented in Deadlock yet?
>>557129113Blizzcucks are the Nintoddlers of PC gaming. This happens to every single general for any game that could be considered a blizzard competitor and generates any kind of hype. /mrg/ had it really bad when that game first released, /poeg/ gets it during every new league release, /xivg/ has it every patch but especially around expac releases, /tf2g/ had it for about 2 months after OW launched, and so on.
>>557129232We need a Blue Crab and Old Bay hero
>59 minute game with a leaver on our side from like 15 minutes on>they keep pushing and failing to secure>we keep pushing and failing to secure>we even get midboss but our fucking team literally lets the buff run out before we do anything>finally it gets to the point we can no longer afford to die with only 5 players and 80 minute long death timers>1 minute and 30 second long death timers in a 5v6 is what they need to finally claim their victory>we loseit was a huge waste of timeI should have just alt-f4'd the matchand maybe even uninstalledwhy do people play this fucking garbage anyway?
>>557129163she's an assassin, you get in and secure the love bite then use 2 to get out
>>557129232Is there a west coast or new mexico border rep yet
>>557129110>>557129161Earlier heroes seemed to be averse to conventional tropes. It's why Geist wasn't a flat out Vampire or succubus, or why Kelvin is pretty subtle at being a corpse. But then they were like "nah let's just add Frankenstein's monster named Victor"
Isnt Pockets whole thing is that hes an "apologetic attacker" kind of, with him upset that he is forced to kill people and use horrible magic on them?Why would he be smug in his killstreak portrait?Am I the only one listening to voicelines?
>>557129163>2 clips to proc the passiveit takes 6 shots to proc passive5 if one of them is a headshot4 if its all headshotsif you hit with rake its only 4 shots, 3 if one is a headshotI think you are just unable to aim if you cannot proc it
>>557129491listen to pockets "high killstreak" gloats
>>557129163>what am I supposed to play fucking abramsmonke punch
If youre that desperate then level up Mina's 2 first so you get extra ammo
>>557129232>still no italian american hero>in NYC>in fucking NYC
what does mirage even do outside of TP to the teamfight or gank for freewhen he gets there, then what
>>557129707wraith?
>>557129442>Pocket is the heir of Fairfax and is referred to as the rich boy. He's young but still an adult though people still call him a kid>never mind here's a literal Prince of Ixia who's in highschool
>>557127047>>557127606From Kelvin to Keing-Yin
>laning against rem>he starts 3You fuzzy little nigger I hate you so much
matchmaking been fucking miserable recently
>>557129742This got me.
Realistically, what % of normal games a stomps with your teammates all going 0/10?I am enjoying my time in Brawl and with all ive heard about it, Im kinda dreading playing the normal mode now.
>>557128215just play brawl my dude, its low stakes.
>10 games in a row against Remgod I want to curbstomp this fucking cunt
>>557129707Rat King will be italian american
>>557129707>1: throw a pizza. Heals allies, slow and deals damage to enemies.>2: Summon pasta to entangle enemies in an area, rooting them>3: Tomato soup rains from the sky, burning enemies for true damage>4: Summon the ghost of Martin Luther King to enthrall enemies in the area with his speech, sending them to sleep.
>>557129878my last ten games were all complete stomps in one direction
>>557129830Had a match earlier with an average rating of Arcanist 2I'm Emissary 1
>>557129807>>557129934THEY HELP
>>557129707Italians are all black chud, get with the times
>>557129939He has to. They would never make him jewish.
Fairfiax is not an Asian surname so why the fuck is Pocket the most Asian looking character in the game?
>>557129979yeah I get the same shit
>>557129934>paige is already easy as shit to play and cancer in lane>yoshit adds rem and graves who are also easy to play and cancer in laneWhat the fuck did he mean by this
>>557130090His dad had yellow fever
>>557129435>get in and secure the love bite then use 2 to get outfor what purpose?so they can heal back that damage with the healing minion?oh, you mean, get in, secure the LOVE BITE KILL, then 2 to get out? is that what you meant?sorry, how exactly am I supposed to get them low enough to get this sneaky assassin kill if I can't fucking harass because my gun is a dogshit peashooter?>>557129501yeah I know, it takes 6 to proc and 4 to proc with headshots....in fucking fantasy land (the hideout training area) shooting fucking abrams from 10 feet awaymeanwhile at that range they're just fucking shooting you back with their friend and maybe even minion aggro and in 2 seconds you're 200 health, coolit takes way more than that when you're not close enough for them to fucking rape you with their bare handsoh wow use rake or whatever wow it's off cooldown it did some damage maybe I'll get lucky and tradelate game she's just a fucking ult-bot>>557129886brawl is the worst shit I've ever fucking played, it's absolute chaos dogshit fucking RNG and mina is like easily one of the worst character sin the entire game in brawlit's unintelligible fucking slop stomp dogshit that feels terrible to play and I'm probably 0w12l in brawl I've literally never won a fucking brawl match and I want to punch my monitor off my desk every time I play it
Okay fellas, hear me outMelee HeadshotsWaddayathink?
>>557130136The egirls need an easy support character to be a healslut on, please understand
>>557130090Mr Fairfax is a member of the white men asian women alliancePocket was engaged to Mina to carry on the legacy
>>557129737He gets to sidelane and afk farm without having to worry about positioning, once in the fight he ricochets on hit effects(toxic bullets, suppressor, inhibitor/silencer).
>>557130275Ok but can they also not be giga S tier? Paige is such fucking cancer and has been a top pick since her inception I fucking hate it.
Name a worse lane duo than Rem-Graves
sleep
He's right, you know.
>>557129501Not true. I just tested it.The further you are from enemy the more it takes to proc the bite.If retard is shooting at enemies from the tickling distance the bite never procs at all.
>>557130452Wraith and Calico?
>>557126086she actually has a lot of slots because most items do jack shit for her
>>557125464>silvers good its just only 1 person can play hertippy toppy kek
>silver players are so bad they hallucinate she has less slotslol
>>557130452If sun wukong isn't in the game, then explain THIS
Why the fuck does M1 > roll > slide add a fuckin huge delay to being able to shoot again?
>>557129707The New York mafioso archetype got stolen by Wraith>Trilby hat>Tommy gun>Big pin-striped suitUnless Wraith gets a visual rework and fucks off to a different aesthetic niche, we will never get an Italian mobster.
>>557130594literally what the fuck even is he
>>557130594that's krilliam shakspeare
>>557125987I can never take this take on NA seriously from the amount of russian nightmare posts I see in this thread
>>557130170most characters do the amount of damage mina's combo does in laning phase bro chill the fuck out and eat a cinnamon rollalso have you even read her abilities? getting love bites permanently stacks damage on her ult, they're good for more than damage
>>557125405there isn't, you will never be even 1/1000000000000 as good as this ugly little mystery meat mutt bug eyed faggot zoomeryou should quit playing and uninstalllegitimately, unironicallymaybe even kill yourself
>>557130452I hope they never add him. Fuck chinks and their retarded baboon.
>>557130568who are YOU quoting
>>557130452Why are Chinks SO obsessed with having a monkey character? If your game includes it, it's purely a humiliation ritual towards the Chinese
>They still haven't patched thisHow fucked am I if I banish someone to the cuck cage in an actual game?
>>557130764stop throwing my games, silver player
>>557130745imagine being this fucking mad lmao
>>557130821the NBA is very big in China and LeBron is worshipped as a god there
>laning with a McGinnis that went turret first and is feeding them to the enemy teamI am in hell and I need to get good to claw myself out of this matchmaking bracket
>>557130409Silver Paige
realistically how are you supposed to deal with gun doorman
>>557130452Ohhhhhhh this is why I like deadlock so much. It's the only MOBA that isn't spiritualy chinese
>>557130738>getting love bites permanently stacks damage on her ult, they're good for more than damageYeah I'm fully aware of this too bad I'm not getting any procs as has been established without shoving my fucking head up their assholesBecause as I said, my Mina, 7 feet away from someone, shooting, doesn't fucking melt people from simple bullet damage like watching a fucking stream do it doesthey're not even hitting headshots and they're just doing a totally reasonable amount of gun damage from point blank with no fucking gun items, with love bites on cooldown, just whittling down a driftermeanwhile I have a peashooter at every fucking stage of the game, permanently, a fucking worthless nonsense gun that might as well not exist because I exist to be a rake and ult-botI can't breathe dude I feel like I'm drowning in my own head
>>557130846i am an IVY player, nigger
>>557130090His entire character is a disjointed mess courtesy of Sweet Baby Inc consultants>Fairfax heir who was going to be married to a chick>BUT he's a they/them>He has an Irish name(the other two possibilities for Arin are Turkish or jeet and he doesn't look like either)>BUT he looks Asian because diversity quota or something>Because when you say "son and heir to a wealthy East Coast industrialist family" you immediately think of an Asian guy with a Celtic name right?>Has been living underground incognito, hangs out with Mo & Krill>Spotless clothes>>>Has the Fairfax logo on his coat buttonThe only part of him that fits his "character" and Deadlock's urban fantasy aesthetic is wearing a long trench coat and using a briefcase as a magical catalyst
realistically what the fuck do I do about graves when she just fucking bumrushes me with a lock on beam and half of the damage comes from toxic bullets
>>557130170I think you need to take a break fella
>gun doorman, a strat that even at its peak was still mostly a meme>gets nerfed into oblivion and is never seen again>influx on newplayers>"wtf do you do about gun doorman?" "DOOR MAN IS A GUN HERO" "YOOO GUNMAN IS BUSTED FR"
>>557129232waiting for the crazy florida mandrifter might have been a missed opportunity in that regard
>>557130821monkeys are cool though and the very idea of a GOD monkey whose superpower is he beats people up with an extra long stick is inherently funny because of how absurd the premise is
>>557131153theyrethesamethingtheoffice.jpeg
>>557131220I haven't played since 5am this morning I fucking went to sleep and woke up like tthis I want to punch a wall until my entire hand is broken
>>557131257>YOOO GUNMAN IS BUSTED FRwhere's the lie
>>557131258if flordia man doesnt have a gator do a deathroll as his ult I dont want him.
>>557131059You breathe deeply and wake up, realizing that you were just having a bad dream.
>>557130821Same reason why games for americans always have a black guy that fucks all the white girls.It's part of their culture and heritage, that's how they know game caters to them.
>>557130821I wouldn't mind having a FEMALE monkey reporter characteryellow press, bananas - get it?
>>557131293wukong would be fine as long as he fit the setting, there's plenty of monkeys in suits. give me grizzled chief of police woo kong
>>557131257>>557130409>>557130409Paige CelesteParadox Bell-DoormanPaige Bell-Doormanany lane with tryhard faggot Bell-nuke Doorman copying his favorite 2k subscribers Doorman sweatlord from youtube
>>557131257Even mediocre Doorman players can terrorize noobs because noobs mistake "being hard to catch" with "being untouchable">Doorman plinks you for meme damage from a door set high in a building>AIIIEEE HOW DO I GET CLOSE TO HIM I CANT AAAA DEVMAN SAVE ME IM STANDING STILL AND LOSING HP
>>557131080Valve has already been slowly getting ready to pander to the Chinese (spirit icon changed from a skull, graves skulls are called 'deadheads,' low violence mode found in files)
>>557129491pockets demeanor changes throughout the game, theres an implication once hes killed enough that hes sort of shed his timid and passive personality to confidence to borderline threatening, there may be some narrative play about him becoming like his father by using the suitcase to fight
>>557131413Wukong for Deadlock would work if he was a beat cop and used an extendible police baton instead of some ching chong magic stick.
>40%>44%>1 - 5
>>557131509sounds kino to me
>>557131509>Winston Overwatch but what if Winston Deadlock
>>557129491the killstreak shit looks retarded I hate it. A burning fire like dota 2 is good enough they literally look like clowns
>>557131509He needs a Bronx accent
Why does Celeste twerk at the camera when casting Light Eater
BIG SILVER BUFFS SOON
>>557131592Unironically yes, I think M1ggers deserve to be mauled to death by a great ape in every game
>accidentally queued regular deadlock instead of broolWAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT . gif
How long does it take for gayben to finish deadflop? All it needs left is some characters with finished models, like 5 or 6 more game modes and a few things fixedthis shit would take devs 20 years ago 2 months to do. Fucking finish your game or its dead in the water
>>557131676Unicorns are endangered and she instinctively wants to be bred
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BIG SILVER TITS SOON
>>557131429>>Doorman "plinks" you for "meme damage" from [literally anywhere]he's "plinking" me for 1/3rd of my health, actually>"being hard to catch"Actually the issue is he "plinks" [nukes] you for "meme" [7/8ths of your health] damage and then dives you because you cannot actually run away if his door is up.
>>557129232I think Lash might be from Massachusetts? Since shopkeep calls him a poster boy for the Celtics. So yeah
>>557130821>>557130452Create a Chinese character WITHOUT the following things, difficulty level: 1989 Tiananmen square protestor>No Sun Wukong>No kung fu>No cultivation/Taoism>No wuxia
>>557131781Replace Silver with Abrams and you have probably the most unpleasant lineup in human history
>>557130170you are not meant to jump to someone, shoot them a few times, rake, jump away, and have them die, you are meant to harass them, jump in and out of fights. you will only kill them if you catch someone low.you don't go in first, you are not an initiator, you don't directly fight people and kill them, you are not a carryshes an assassinyou see a half health hero in a fightyou jump them with your incredibly mobilityyou finish them offand you get to fuck off safelythen you repeat this againdo you know how people get away from your team at like 20-30% HP and your team slowly falls behind?that is YOUR job to finish them, its not your job to get them low, its you job to make SURE THEY DIEif you are able to just jump someone and kill them you are giga fedset your fucking expectations and stop thinking your hero needs to be able to blow people up immediately, this isn't how assassins work in any game in existence.>>557130460yeah if you shoot them from beyond the damage falloff rangewhich is really far, you don't even really do damage at that distance, you hit for like 1-3 damage, you should not even be shooting at that point.her fall off is 20-46that is standard for m1 focused characters, the only people who have any longer are specifically long range heroes, vindicta and paradox and everyones falloff begins at 20m and they only have a 20 and 12 extra respectively, even a lot of gun focused heroes have a lower starting fall off than herlike infernus range fall off begins at fucking 14, and its harder for him to proc his passive on peopleif you are unable to do it on mina you are just unable to fucking aim or are so incredibly far away you should not be shooting at all
>>557131843>create a chinese hero without things that make you want a chinese hero
>some 16 year old in our lobby trying to shot call the entire time>is clearly duo queued with an actual obvious tranny because they keep talking to each other>keeps complaining about the elo (its phantom 1)>nobody really listening to him but he keeps yapping non stop and going back on whatever call he made 5 seconds ago>we end up losing and he has a melty>enjoyyoursadlifenigger.jpg
>>557131192He'll only be remembered as Pocket the frog guy and it fits the setting so it's ok
>>557131843Chinatown restaurant worker. Uses noodles and dumpling based abilities like in Kung fu Panda. But she's also a monster girl of some kind
>>557131896>>557131843>>557130452sun wukong extending his staff to shoot you and then needing to reload it as it gets all out of shape would be hilarious
Can they hurry up and reduce Venator's spread and make his traps invulnerable already
>>557131765Why do you want it to be finished>Playerbase gets flooded with even more screaming retards>All of them are "lobbyists" begging for Deadlock to be changed to be more like whatever game they came over from>Full monetization begins, three different currencies, a billion slop cosmetics>Buy the battle pass! Buy the booster pack! Buy Premium for better queues! Link your Amazon Prime and Twitch and Discord and Reddit and LinkedIn and >Pro leagues fully take off, esportsniggers start steering balance to cater to the 0.0001%>Gameplay gets changed to "promote audience viewability. We want to draw new players to the game, and slowing down the frenetic pace so spectators of streams and tournaments have an easier time telling what's happening will help in this regard."We are in the golden age right now. As long as queues are reasonable I can keep playing this game with no complaints
>>557131912the moment someone refers to the rating in a video game as "elo" you know they are not worth listening to.
>>557131874I think the most ANNOYING nigger team you can cook up is- Abrams- Doorman- Graves- Bebop- LashI'd feel miserable win or lose if I had to play a game against any of these characters made for faggots
>>557131843Unironically a PLA artillery officerHe joins Warden and Venator in the "fuck the Patrons, all my niggas and I hate the Patrons" gang
>>557132027kino
>>557132096>esportsniggers start steering balance to cater to the 0.0001%this is literally already the case faggotgame is dead
>>557132096enjoy your 10k daily peak in march
>>557132096you could have just said you have never played a multiplayer valve game before anon
>doorman upplaywhat does this mf do anymore now that he can't rush urn?
>>557132141Add Rem so if you look away from Greenwich for 0.3 seconds there's 4 buffed minions scraping at your green walker
>>557131843Pick a romance of three kingdoms char.
>>557132027Valve! Hire this man
>>557132096>As long as queues are reasonable I can keep playing this game with no complaintsqueues are already like 3 minutes for a lowly Archon gamegoing to be 20 minute queues across the board when it's down to 15k players peak 5 months from now (with your retarded faggot dota-minded myopic view)
>>557127047>Kelvin if he was Overwatch
>>557132372>retarded faggot dota-minded myopic viewnone of those things he said exist in dotahes a league of legends player
>>557132027>Chinese born spiderperson>she can run on walls like Spiderman in Rivals and webswing around new york>her wish is to help her Chinese parent's immigration
>>557131912I just mute them when it's obviously retarded mouth breathers talking non stop, they actively give so many bad calls they make you perform worst
deadfloptrannyflop
You now remember one of the devs saying they use AI to balance the game
>If a game has less than six digits of players it's dead dead dead DEAD!!1!The power of the /v/tard chartposter mind virus. If you measure a game's worth purely by the numbers it pulls you should go play League or Roblox
>>557132589It wasn't to balance the game it was for the matchmaking.Which explains a lot.
>>557132589?
>>557132646You just know there using it for balance as well don't kid yourself
>Under bridge>STILL GET LASH THROWN??!?!
>>557132589>>557132646>>557132730in reality they used AI as a glorified search engine to find an algorithm created in 1955
>>557132730Oh so you're just speaking out of your ass.Okay.
>>557132589trannyflop might as well be AI slopdead game in march
It's actually really problematic that Valve hasn't added LGBTQ+ flag keychains we can attach to our heroes' waists so we can show how accepting our community is
>>557132730>>557132589actually have they replaced Phreak with an AI yet? I'm pretty sure chatgpt could balance league of shitters the way riot wants
>>557131887so why the fuck did literally everyone and their mom call her lane hitler?>you don't go in first, you are not an initiator, you don't directly fight people and kill them, you are not a carrywhat you're describing is her literally doing nothing in lane except cleaning up scraps given by a player with a character who actually does things>her fall off is 20-46>which is really far, you don't even really do damage at that distance, you hit for like 1-3 damageso I should just stand in the back and shoot minions with my terrible fucking dogshit gun that can't even kill them from 100 to 0 early game without having to reload?>that is standard for m1 focused charactersoh do these characters also have 500 hp and only 1 ability?2 feels like a dogshit ability in practice btw, it feels like janky trash to use, with weird fucking delay, it feels like a fucking mod someone made for vampires in Skyrim, that's how not fluid it isand I've had it completely bug on me at least once (I used the second charge to escape but because of latency I died, then the moment I respawned I used my second charge without pressing anything in spawn and it immediately went on full cooldown)good game!
they call mina lane hitler cuz she got my dick snapping to attention like a nazi salute everytime i see her on my screen
ADS or no?
>>557132968Actually made me kek, well done
I see the discord raid is in full force tonight
>>557132968Real
>>557130641i subscribe to the "flea man" theory
>>557132892>so why the fuck did literally everyone and their mom call her lane hitler?because she is (if you can aim)
HOLY SHIT APOLLO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>557129707Slork will be a wap
>>557132096>i have never played a valve game in my lifeholy underage
>>557133150Turn on the TV, they're reporting that 100% of votes counted the last three days have been for Apollo. Every. Single. Vote. Doesn't that make anyone else suspicious? ELECTION FRAUD. Valve needs to stop the count! Stop the count! #StopTheCount
>>557133145how do I aim with her when I have no visual or tactile simulated feedback because her gun feels like a cap gun you get at the dollar store? I'm shooting airit's impossible to hit anything reliably anyway if you're not a zoomer faggot on adderall who has been playing fortnite since he was 10third person shooters are fucking terribleI hate this fucking shit
>>557132263>>557132545>>557132776>>557132793>please pay attention to meHere you go little buddy, keep posting and keep spending your time here
>>557131843That guy who thought he was Jesus Christ's brother A member of the Red Guard would be cool. Maybe a Warlord or a devious Concubine. Those will never happen though cause that history is still too recent for a lot of people.
>>557133375Generally I like to place my reticle on the enemy and left click.
>>557132256...and it can and will get worse if we start getting big Internationals instead of little tournies with a few thousand viewers>>557132271>>557133298>No counterpointsWhich part of my post do you think is wrong? A fully released Deadlock won't be monetized? There won't be cosmetics? There won't be a much bigger pro scene?
>>557133379>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAYBEN SAVE ME DEADFLOP WILL SUCCEED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME DILATORkeek ur maddeadfloptrannyflop
>>557131843How about a Taoist Kung fu sun wukong wuxia
>>557133592did you get fired from riot yet?
how do i turn off the hud to record an epic clip
isnt it hilarious that the two spirit carries of the batch have to build gun
>>557133375Skill issue
>>557133626valorant and league will be just as big in a decadeTrannyflop is dead in the water in march
Teach me about the Urn, please. I know how the altar placement works, but I don't know how to actively use it.>are any heroes better at running it?>what's the best/safest route for it?>when is it worth fighting over?>is there a certain time on the clock where it's most useful to run urn? as soon as it spawns, a certain period after, what?>if it's not currently safe to take it, is it worth trying to pull it to my patron or something to keep the enemy from getting it?>is it worth dying to secure urn?Everyone bitches about people not using the urn right but nobody has been able to explain what that looks like
>>557133536it's so strange, when I do that it doesn't hit themjust like how when I tuned into a high level Deadlock player, 7 minutes into lane, shooting an enemy without Raking or proccing Love Bites, his gun actually did damageyou fucking niggers are playing a different game than I amliteral bugged gun damage>>557133726yeah I'm gonna make it worse by smashing my hand with a hammer until I'm in so much pain it doesn't feel like this anymore
>>557133081There's a janny on /v/ who has a grudge against Deadlock for some reason and nukes Deadlock threads whenever he's not comatose, this means all the chart-obsessed /v/iggers come here instead to spam their "Game is DYING, game is DEAD! It's over for Valvecucks lmaooo!" shitposts
>>557133742you didn't write that post with a straight face
>>557133758nigga if you have this many questions, just watch a youtube video
Why do people say pocket is bad this patch
>>557133823Link me one, I haven't found any good guides on it
>>557133548>montizedIt'll most likely have dota 2 style cosmetics with a community market. I'm not sure what you mean by monetized beyond that.They could add prime like in CS2, but I don't think they will for Deadlock. Yeah, the pro scene will probably be pretty big, but I don't think that's a bad thing. You're literally getting mad at the possibility of the game being successful and popular. If it achieves those things, then Valve's design fundamentals are working and I don't understand why you think they'd compromise on their vision. They are a privately held company with infinite money. The game could flop and it would literally not matter.
>>557133856He isn't, they're just shitters
>you didn't write that post with a straight face
>>557130594>>557130693My power is out so I'm just laughing at these shitposts like a chucklefuck>>557132184Would be cool to have a CCP Spy instead of the usual Soviet. Fuck make him a hard carry literal rice farmer.
this viper slide is the sillest looking shit in the game
>>557133856because hes bad this patch
>>557133856Pocket is alway bad just not in the game balance sense
>>557133758Everyone has a set speed when carrying so decide by hp and resistsDepends on the gameDepends on the gameDepends on the gameYour health will get sapped if you hold it too longDepends on the game
https://tracklock.gg/players/780750296every single game has a smurf destroying lobbieswhat's the point. This guy's acc is so fucking new there arent even matches played on it yet lmao
>>557129707Here's your italian american hero
>>557133896>Valve has so much money thanks to Steam that they don't need to monetize as much as other companiesThere's no way you actually think this. Look at all their other titles. Skins, hats, lootboxes, keys.
Deadlock will get more players than Overwatch once they make a scythe wielding character[/spoiler]More players than Dota 2 if the character is a cute girl
>>557133798You ever notice how some of the threads here get purged after archiving? What’s up with that
SLEEPY HOLLOW HEADLESS HORSEMAN HEROTHINK ABOUT IT DEADTARDS
>>557134172Literal Paul Revere should be funny
They should make a blatant Jason Voorhees rip off
how the fuck does anyone enjoy dota? that game has characters named fucking anti-mage nigga. negative amounts of sauce
>>557129707I've made the joke that Krill looks how he does cause he's the Italian hero. I've made that joke like three times now. And literally no one fucking laughs ever. Well fuck you all you fucking faggot nigger retards I seriously hope you get fucking cancer and your children if you ever have them are rfucking raped. I'm never making that joke again and WHO FUCKING CARES IF WE GET AN ITALIAN CHARACTER? WHO FUCKING CARES???? WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT SPECULATION RETARD SHIT "OH WE NEED THIS OH WE NEED THAT, NEW YORK THIS, BLAH BLAH IT'S FUCKING NYC DOOOOD WE NEED THE PEPPERONI PIZZA PIE THE FUGGEDABOUTIT BADABING"fucking kill yourselfi hope your fucking dog dies
OK here's my hero Idea. CJ from San Andreas. That's it.
>>557134153Pretty sure that's just a 4chan bug, I've seen it happen with a bunch of threads It only started occurring after the 4channel domain was merged back into 4chan
My roster:>Rem>Graves>Seven>VictorThougts?
Give me the staten island mafioso italian please
>>557134327agreed, the literal tranny called pocket is way better
Deadlock needs more characters like>graves>mo and krill>victor>bebop>kelvin>paigeDeadlock needs to remove these characters and never add characters like>paradox>haze>mina>vindicta>wraith>holliday>vyper>shiv>mirage>venator
>>557134068This impacts the gameplay how?
>>557134327People pine for the late 90s and early 2000s
>>557134439I think you enjoy Macro and really enjoy life-steal and healing. You also love pressing 4 when things get really hectic in a team fight because you know it will be useful somehow. Or in victors case, you run in and die like a psycho.Now you do me.>Doorman>Abrams>Victor>Warden
>>557134536it's crazy how you can say literally anything on this website and some polfag will always find a way to make it about them
>>557125072that image SUCKS! our stat websites SUCK!
I love when people buy metal skin who think it stops my ult when playing Venator.
Will they add the Troubadour?He's in NY, and kit ideas sound simple enough
>>557125987NA doesn't give a shit about esports because>no social standing>no moneyyou earn more money working at mcdonalds than pursuing esports.
>>557126554what sequel
>>557134667it's crazy how you come to 4chan and expect your ugly mental illness to be coddled like elsewhere
>>557134835the only reason I think not is that the majority of hollidays interactions would no longer make sense, shes grilling drifter for info while this mf in yellow lane wouldnt make sense
>>557134605You're a psychotic machiavellian asshole who would likely beat his children for bringing him the wrong type of beer if he had any.
>>557134841Partly true. That and the culture surrounding esports in NA is much more.. hostile towards the idea of playing games for money. Not as much as it is in EU, and OCE/China especially if you're actually really really good at the thing your playing for money.
who would you shlong bang?i want silver
>>557134605You're happiest when you're a huge capital-P Problem and make the enemy team incredibly paranoid whenever they're not grouped. You like being able to fuck someone up even if you don't have backup, and probably make it out alive in the process.
I enjoyed playing cancer beam Kelvin a year ago, is he useless now?
>>557134667>polfagwe call them spics here, no need to be polite
>>557134997Foid post.
>>557134903
If I play with friends that are new to the game should I play on my main to compensate for them being shit or on my offpicks to not maul the enemy initiates too much
>>557134327Actually his name is Magina.......
>>557129232>CAyes, Celeste represents my state, but not me.
I just keep letting the random select choose my character and somehow I end up doing okay
>>557135096You're gonna maul the initiates no matter what you do.You could try to intentionally throw and still maul the initiates...
Please convince me to stop playing melee yamato
>>557135068you didnt answer
>>557134920>psychoticthings really weren't the same after the TBI. I do play other asshole/niche asshole champs in other mobas.>asshole..A long time ago, I'd like to think I've matured out of that.>everything elseyou're goddamn right.8.5/10 Good psych profiler.>>557135000Ding ding ding.
My roster:>Lash>Graves>Drifter>PocketThougts?
>>557135096you should make a smurf so you can look really cool when you ruin the game like everyone else
>>557134995>NA>hostile towards moneySince when? Granted I have not followed esports culture in a while but NA always seemed more open to grabbing bag compared to EU.
What characters counter m1 demons?
>>557129232>South CarolinaWe've got Silver, so: yes.
>>557135309nothing on earth makes Haze players suicidal like M&K
>>557125987americans get kicked out at 18 and have to work while most young euros just live with their parents into their 30s being a neetjust a difference in having spare time
>>557135180its from random i found out i love ivy
>>557135307I meant for the individual attempting to get into playing video games for money in any capacity, the scenes themselves are big, full of money and franchising, but the players are always lower skill, and lots of NA teams have imports in other team based competitive games.The mindset for many in NA is "Well I may be good at this game, but I'll never be good enough to go pro, and I can't stream because streaming for money would make my parents think I'm a fucking loser"
>New to the game>7.6 hours>Out of all PvP games so far 2 had leavers>Both were Seven>Both were chimping out, one in text, one in VC beforehand.Is this normal?
Who would you rather work for?>Wraith>Infernus>Mo and Krill>Mina
>>557134605>DoormanYou're a cringe fucking faggot cocksucker.>>557135251>"hehe yeah I guess you could call me a bit of a psycho ;)">"asshole? me? neeever ;) okay maybe back in the day heheh">that image>"machiavellian" mentioned>YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT -heisenberghey look, turns out I'm a 10/10 psych profiler
>>557135281why not abrams?or venator?
>>557135460seven is an honorary m1gger so yes, if you have a raging sperg it will almost always be seven, haze, wraith, infernus
>>557135460carries chimp the hardest
>>557135501you fool. I was putting up a mask. My true Machiavellian master mind made you the fool here!I am an alcoholic and I would never hurt a child.
>>557135501this nigga is devoid of whimsy
>>557135506Good thing I don't play Seven as an M1gger...
>>557135506>if you have a raging sperg it will almost always be seven, haze, wraith, infernusMine was a Holliday.
Been playing only Calico for two days, and I don’t think I’m improving at all.Think it’s time to move on to someone else. Is Seven actually any good/fun? Because I don’t think I’ve ever seen one perform well.
>>557135475infernus all the way, hank seems like a cool guy, both of them do
>>557135610every character is fun to someone, youre hopping from an assassin to a farm heavy carry, what do you usually play in other games
>>557135579it will always be a m1gger basically
How do you play pocket?
>>557135610 (me)I didn’t realize he was being discussed already lmao.Fuck I need to find someone to play. I’m just playing like shit and getting carried by my friends hard.
>>557135281You want to be an annoying bastard, and you understand you are one. All the way you may make a misstep or inefficient move, just to inconvenience another player on the enemy team. All together, you want to be a MVP, and despite that, you want to let people to know YOU are the annoying fucker at all times. In other words, you are.. based.
>>557129232Washington, and seemingly no. Waiting for Bigfoot. Or Batsquatch. Maybe Dzunukwa if they wanna go deep
So when are they going to dumpster Celeste and Silver and gigabuff Venator?
>>557135610He's reliable damage just not able to carry the game himself anymore. I like his ability to punish aggression and healbane en masse more than anything else
>>557135460Yes, Seven players are either mute autists who PvE all game or deranged retards who have a dedicated bind for calling you a nigger in allchat
my roster:abramsviscousdriftervenatorwill play apollor8 me
>>557125072Silver is the best hero in the gameWhat is this basedlist
>Tonight... nine commandments will have to do.
>>557135857based bara and twink enjoyer
>say gg in the biggest stomp street brawl >enemy guy gets really mad cause it clearly wasnt a gg>commend him after the game to make him seethe more
>>557135237Yeah that's probably fair>>557135304It's not like I want to be put into shitlo matches but I know the matchmaker doesn't handle skill gaps in a party very well
Why are NA servers filled with so many whiny retards and leavers?Ironically, the Asia server might currwntly be the best just because it's not filled with SEAmonkeys yet.
>>557136007i like girlsbut I don't play girls
>>557136038anon i am seamonky
>ask grok to change kelvin into an Asian >that's fine>ask grok to change pocket into a Caucasian >it says nowow
>>557136038it could be worse, eu is so bad non russians vpn to play with us
>>557135702>Early laningUse your cloak to pokeIf you are confident, throw your cloak at enemies, reactivate to teleport to your cloak when it's next to an enemy, double tap your S3 for a quick explosion>MidgameYou build spirit with some greens to not die. Your "main" combo is similar to the above but you add your ult in so-Cloak into the thickest group of enemies-Ult-Go in your briefcase-Pray your team follows up>EndgameOnce you have your core purples and greens you can pivot to some orange items and surprise people used to thinking of you as a spirit nukerGeneric build:>Spirit>Cooldown>Range Extender>Escalating Exposure>Maybe Duration Extender but not really necessary>Colossus>Whatever green items help you survive (never get locked into a green build, always itemize based on the damage type the enemy team has, if they have three M1ggers you dont rush spirit resist)>If you somehow make it to 45min and have money to spare:>Silencer>Spiritual Overflow
Played Mina for a day.Haven't touched the game since yesterday.I put off playing in real games for this long because I had a fear I would play and all my worst expectations would be true and I'd be fucking trash, and I'd know deep down I'll never ever get better, I'd always be bad, never be good enough, never be capable of learning or improving. And basically after a few games it became apparent I was right. I worried no matter how interested I was in the game my expectations of my own incapability would be true.The experience not only made me wanna uninstall, but it also unzipped some worse feelings in general just about my general fucking perpetual uselessness.I want to fucking kill myself, or hurt myself really bad. I want to punch a wall until my hand is all broken up and disfigured.Even more than that I want to cut off a fucking finger. To punish me for being so fucking worthless and prevent me from ever thinking I could ever do anything or be anyone ever again.But my reason prevails and I can viscerally feel the sense of dread and "oh for fucks sake what have I done" that I would if I actually did it, that's all that stops me. I'd really just like to swing my hunting knife down and watch one of these useless fucking faggot fingers come off. If I maim myself so I can't play games anymore I'll never feel this way again. And I deserve it.
>>557134556>Remove ParadoxI think we should remove you.
>>557135460Leavers is primarily a new player issue. While it does happen in higher rank lobbies it seems to be a given in initiate. I watched my brother play his first few games and I was baffled at how he got leavers every game
If you disagree with this list, kill yourself
>>557136126are you the same guy who types the same shit in the marvel rivals thread
how shocked will you be when yoshi says theres a follow-up update coming after apollo tomorrow?
>>557135702>>557136124look Im not gonna bother teaching you but do not listen to this post, its very bad and embarrassing, go look up a good pocket player like dew or cosmetical and watch themt. eternus pocket main
>>557136126I thought after the first two lines this would devolve into a coomer pasta
>>557135682I really don’t have a good comparison game to this. Closest most recent was Gunfire Reborn, and I played the turtle water punchy nigga and the owl card AOE nigga.Before that probably was Battlefront 2, and I focused heavy LMG troopers or shotgun engineer types.
>>557136183>S tier: fucks only men>D tier: fucks only women
>>557136247yeah I dont know anything about those games but maybe try a frontliner like abrams, shiv or yamato>>557136231not that surprised considering this update was originally supposed to happen in december
>>557136231he better be the game is unplayable right now unless youre a troon
>>557136231not at all, its the most reasonable thing to do after drumming up so much hypeit won't be open beta announcement, but they'll definitely do some visual changes
Why do I always get a nasally sounding white boy on my team complaining. Like if you don't got anything good to say shut your bitch ass up.
>>557136387>unless youre a troon>implying trannyflop doesnt have 95% troons as players
>>557136458you're brown
>>557136190uh, no, I don't think soand I'm not abusing substances so I'm not blacking out or anything, so I should probably remember if I didsomeone in the rivals thread wants to cut off their fingers as punishment for being worthless?
>>557136458Das rite, you tell dat whyteboi, say you axed him arready to shut that cracka mouf
>>557136458Tell him that, Pablo. Don't be scared.
>>557136458Have you tried not being brown?
>>557136458>all the nasally white boys getting offended by this BASED
>>557136587They really do be getting angry it's literally so easy.
>>557125261Paige is a puppy that pisses on the rug
>>557136458how do you know they're white
>it's a white boy on ivy, silver, or REM episodeay yo...shut the fuck up timmy
>>557136706they inherently feel inferior
Literally no reason to ever have your voice chat on>Play in NA>SHIIEET MUHFUGGA BIX NOOD>Play in SA>Hernando Guterriera Ferrado Pablo Consagazalez's entire family in the background>Play in EUW>Anglo squeaker and unemployed French guy arguing>Play in EUE>Nyetblyatcykanahui porozovodetslavsyanarodanavaya>Play in Asia>[jungle monkey sfx]
Stripper-coded heroes?
>reach phantom>every game is just some faggot telling the team to do what he heard a streamer sayHow do I get back into comfy emissary games? I miss my people.
>>557136737>Hernando Guterriera Ferrado Pablo Consagazalezay mang, how you know my cousin mang
>pvre aryan chad says something on mic>unwashed brownoid hovers over his push to talk key but is too afraid to say anything>makes a post on 4chan instead
>>557136737I have literally never heard a nigger in NA btw
>>557135475>WraithProbably pays well, but you'll have to give up your morals at some point and either way she's guaranteed to fuck you over in the end>InfernusThe pay won't be great but you'll make good connections, he's probably very pleasant to work with as long as you're not lazy or causing problems>M&KDefinitely the best boss you could have, will break someone's legs if they try mugging you, but the work itself will be dirty and difficult and you'll be barely scraping by>MinaMight as well work for AmazonYou left out the real best option, I want to be Dynamo's TA
Why does this site get so offended when you mention someone is white? It was the least offensive comment ever and everyone ITT started melting down cause he called the nasally person white
i played quite a bit of deadlock to hear white, black, spanish, european, russian, indian, china you name it in their version of english
>>557136945everyone is just messing around, this thread is literally all white shitposting
>>557136945Because the white people using this site think they're ubermensch when they're far from it.
>>557134556this just seems like a random assortment of characters
this is a brown thread mang, we eat some queso and chips after this match mang
Newbies should spam BROOL first so they learn not to panic the moment someone dash jumps into their general direction.
>>557136945Why do you think everyone else hates white people like you do?
>>557136945No one but a nigger or a spiritual nigger (or a seething asian) is going to refer to another person as "white boy", it immediately outs them as a non-white, and "white boy" is a diminutive pejorative term to begin with. Why are you surprised or appalled when whites naturally react that way when insulted by someone who outed themselves as being a subhuman nigger?
>>557136945This thread has a lot of mexicans and other swarthoids who think they're white
>>557137120>>557137127kino pair of posts
>it's a warden walks at you with celeste ult episode
>>557137120call a mexican a white boy and you just make him happy mang
we did it again!!!i love rem!!!
>>557136945nasally sounding white guys are really fragile when you make fun of them.
>1 more sleeps till the non ult bot character saves deadlock
>>557137120im italian and like calling people white cause i will never say my skin color is the same as a filthy fucking g*rmanmaybe your kind shouldnt of ruined the perfection that was western civilization from our kind
>>557137067they should spam brool so they can die in complete unintelligible chaos that is nothing like a real game (as is a glib facsimile of the last part of a 40-50 minute game) and learn nothing and sit around on a 10-30-60 second timer for the privilege while they're stomped by a bunch of smurfing faggot trannies?brawl is legit the worst fucking shit ever
>>557137204ay, thismy boss manuelo sells me skin whitening cream on the down low sometimes, good shit
>>557137253why would you willingly sit in a game where some retarded no life faggot is on a smurf? brawling is way better
>>557135573Seven has the biggest deviation in player behavior based on their build pathPurple Seven is a comfy as fuck experience where you just toss gigantic S1 orbs at people from a mile away and occasionally turn yourself into an open-topped RBMK reactor core. If anyone gets close you hit them with your taser. Zero stress, pure enjoymentOrange Seven is sweating his balls off flick-aiming every 0.4 seconds for each burst fire and getting Disarmed three times in a single teamfight. Aimtraining has rotted his brain and even as the teamfight is happening he is mentally recording every single bullet he missed and getting stressed out about it
>>557137253>brool>smurfingHow do you smurf in a mode with no MMR
>>557137317but the knockdowns...
Frostnova in 3D is incredibly hilarious and the fact that you can make the thing bounce of you just icing on the cake. Slowly but surely all my Doto mains are coming to Deadlock. ICEFRAUD! BRING BE DEATH PROPHET NOW!
>>5571369454chan wyte bois are made of paper and can't handle half the banter that they think they are dishing out in this ex-nazi echo chamber now that browns are the majority.Just a case of throwing an insult on the ground and its owner picking it up.
>>557137253>40 minute shitter cannot comprehend brawlkinobrawl is fun as fuck sorry it's too fast for you stay in your lane and farm boxes autismo.
>>557136737black people do not play PC games, 99% of the time it's a larp
Mole 'em!
>>557133823>>557133895So yet again you don't know shit about urn either
are they going to fix these game crashing bugs anytime soon or are they planning on just ignoring those too
>>557137437>ready to see what a mole man can do*rips a demi gods face in half*
>>557137253Who the fuck smurfs in brool?
Darcy Graves!
>>557137506deranged people looking or playing with their girlfriend
uh oh moleste xisters hotfix incoming
>>557137473are you such a helpless shit youre trying to provoke me into teaching you instead of finding the answer yourselfkill yourself faggot
>>557137392With Range Extender and Unstoppable on Seven you can soar so high that only an integrated air defense network can stop you from zeusmaxxing the entire enemy base
>>557137591>he doubled downlol
>>557137585literally every ""pro"" never buys resistance on MK and wonder why he is ass
>>557129330actually valvedrones are the nintoddlers of gaming. blizzcucks haven't had a real problem talking about how absolute fucking putrid dogshit blizzard is for years, while valvedrones still think it's 2007 and valve has put out masterpiece after masterpiece 4 times within a few years
>>557137614alright you've sold me on itI was afraid doing anything but bullet carry seven would be considered trolling but purple seven sounds too fun to pass up
What's Doorman's deal with Geist anywayAFAIK Doorman is an actual minor deity of some kind while Geist is "merely" a powerful mage using wicked means to keep herself young and beautifulWhy is a minor god wagecucking in a service role for some old lady's magic hotel?
>>557137178
>>557137585Silver picked every game, first in 4, lost fuckin 5/6 of them. She seems to perplex these players
>>557137585Actual shitter tournament.Can't wait for release so ALL of these fags get flushed out by alphas with ADD.
>>557137703The true deathpill for Orange Seven is that Purple Seven S3 still does a ton of damage and if you get Mercurial Magnum and Transcendent Cooldown you can have S3 active almost permanently anywayIt's fun
>>557137591NTA, he's right and you're all fucking retarded faggots who talk mad shit but 99% of the time can't answer any fucking actual questions about real gameplay shit"ummm watch a video or something haha... as if I'm gonna spoonfeed you that info..."
>aim is shit>trying to get aim to stop being shit>dpi cranked way down>having to relearn how to use a mouse with forearm instead of wrist>extremely uncomfortable and unnatural>feel like i'll grief if i even queue up
>>557137779do you still get tesla bullets for more thematic zapping?
>>557137787TrvkeI've lost count of the number of times I've posted scoreboards here, gotten some catty woman reply about a build being bad, and then complete radio silence when asking them to post a better one or point out what's wrong with it
>>557135505Abrams doesn't interest me aesthetically and I haven't play him much either.I just suck at Venator.>>557135708Spot on
Graves is 18, so I can safely play her!
>>557137585>>557137671>>557137707>>557137742>"Pros"why do they use the term "PROS"? do they realize they are not fucking pros? do they know what the term pro means? this "pro" league is fucking made upI'm gonna just call myself a Doctor from now on. Why yes, I am a Doctor, of sorts...
>>557137913>>557137787baited hard
>>557137787>Please explain to me an entire gameplay aspect>No I won't watch a video>No I won't browse the wiki>I need (you) to type me up a five-paragraph essay NOW>You won't? Yikes, that's like, sooo unwelcoming, is this game's community really that unfriendly to new players? I bet you just don't know! Yeah! >:3c
>>557133758these questions are the equivalent of asking something like "when is it best to use the queen in chess?"go play football and come back with your replay
>>557137249>teams up with western civilization destroyers>blame others italians truly are brown
>>557137585>Silver has second-best pick rate after Billy>0 pick/ban on GravesWhat the fuck are these guys smoking
>>557136824I heard two in my 700 hours. Both played lash.
>>557137868Not really, it's nice to have but low priority compared to>Cooldown>Range Extender>Duration Extender>Escalating Exposurewhich turns your S1 into miniature suns + lets your S2 cover half a lanePlus mandatory greens, mainly Unstoppable, so you don't get cucked out of your ult so easily
>>557138002graves sucksalso every time I've seen this image posted it's been by a massive fucking retard that reeks of 0 mmr
>>557136458I hope you BLACKED that ytboi
ice toad.......... the jungle update.....
>>557138112>character who can get strong CC build online very cheaply is bad
>>557138204all development has stopped until slork is finished
>>557138203>prison gay tranny fantasies Every time with you people
ideagun tier 4 that just makes it auto aim like graves gun
>>557138204another jungle bites back update?!
>>557137970>>557137979>"an entire gameplay aspect">equivalent of asking something like "when is it best to use the queen in chess?"yeah okay retards it is absolutely the same as asking "um when is it best to take baron/roshan/dragon" in league or dota and I guarantee there have been hundreds of thousands of posts that have replied to that question just fine
I LOVE DOORMAN
how tf is kelvin considered low tier now? he still gets crazy slows and good damage and healing. and its not like his ult suddenly became useless either. I swear to god people who play this game will just say random shit. watch them nerf abrams gun scaling by 0.0000001 and people start calling him D tier useless throw pick
>>557138301ideaspirit t4 that gives us new idea
>>557138301instead6400 soul item that upgrades from split shotfor the duration, all shots will fire towards enemies in range, a maximum of 5 targets
>>557138348he isnt low tier
>>557138348Because people just parrot whatever their favorite streamer says
They should add a trigger bot as an option in the controls.
>>557138280why are you replying to race bait
>>557138319Just go pick up the urn retard
>>557138351isn't that just aghs shard
>>557132054When its out of ammo, the staff goes flaccid and he needs to vigorously shake it to make it hard again
>>557137585>6 picks>4 of them first round picks>1 - 5Buff her, Yoshi. She's suffered enough now.
>>557136038problem with asia is no fucking talks in iteveryone just fucking pings
ideagreen t2 that blocks headshots every few seconds
>>557138514>"problem">Look inside>Peaceful gameplay interactionThe alternative is hearing some gook going "prease to pushing brue rane, prease" with a gong in the background
>>557138456eido could make her work
>>557130826How do you even do that
>>557138324Whoa, you nuked people with your bell, you're freakin' incredible.get the MLG meme highlight videos out on your youtube channel NOW!be sure to fill it with deep fried memes from 2018 (still funny today but also a hint of nostalgia for your younger viewers)—but with a spicy undercurrent of Doorman's "eldritch god" character peeking through the seams, as it were! Lets get Adobe Premiere rolling and hit that 3k subscriber goal!
>>557137839>>having to relearn how to use a mouse with forearm instead of wristWhat's wrong with using your wrist? That's how most people do it.
>>557138319when is it best to take baron has one answerwhen is urn worth fighting for has like 8 that can intertwine, if i overload you with every possible scenario you aren't going to learn dick
>>557138514there is literally nothing wrong with communicating with pings and the chat wheel. i prefer that to some faggot yapping nonstop on comms
>>557138514Are you a womanWhy do you need people to talk to
>>557138324I think you should really read what escalating exposure does, and then stop building it on doorman
>>557136458This is why I don't use my mic because I don't want them to get even more mad and take it out on a school or a grocery store
APOLLO BETTER BE OP OR I WILL LOSE IT FROZEN TOAD
>>557138625>this buttblastedyou got refresher memed by doorman recently didnt you
>>557138625the baroness opens its arms for your squishy little faghole
>>557138698He'll be OP in the right hands.
Doorman is just a retarded faggot hero. I don't understand how his ult is supposed to be fair at all when it literally cannot be stopped while channeling. If you have less than 2 stam when sent in you are guaranteed fucked too so the wait is just a humiliation ritual
>>557138627Literally all "aimer" guys play with low sensitivity and aim primarily with their whole arms using the wrist for microadjustments.
>>557138687>read what escalating exposure doesyou mean spirit burn doesn't proc it?
>>557138698>gay characters are broken>cool characters are terribleevery time
>>557137707The serious, canon answer: shits and gigglesHe's just there because he thinks humans are neat and being a doorman is a good way to meet a lot of different people
Apollo will unironically be a fag
>>557138687Do you not see the Spirit Burn
>>557138810Every single character with 2 stamina deserves the humiliation ritual
>>557137707She lets him cum inside raw as part of their deal
it's only a matter of a time before another silver player attacks a public gathering
>>557138810>>557138919just do the cornerboost
>>557138810>>557138625>t. got GAPED AND RAPED by the bellboy himself
I wish I could spend 12800 souls to buy a second Refresher just so I can send butthurt people into the shadow realm three times in a row
>>557138627initiate ahh post
>>557138714I got nuked by a nuking character used by a smurfing faggot who was pubstomping new players, yes.
>>557138990>three times in a rowwith 2 refreshes it would be infinite times, retardo
It's so hard to play this game after work time is so limited I can play like 3 games and then I gotta get ready for bed
>>557138990Get a friend on Mo & Krill and its almost as good
>>557138627>t.;
>our patron is weakened>cleaning up lanes>HUUURRR MINA IS ALONE IN OUR JUUNGLE, SURELY NOOO ONE ELSE WILL SHOW UP IF WE RUUSH HER HUUUUUUUUUUURRR>2v1 turns into a 2v6>2 teammates die>lose gamethis shit happens in maybe 90% of my games lost
STOP STEALING MY LAST HITS YOU FUCKING MOUTH BREATHERS I NEED TO SCAAAAAALE
gonna be really weird whenever this game gets an actual ranked mode considering how many people have thousands of hours on it already
>>557138973>GAPED AND RAAAAPEDnot by you though, you just save x.com artwork of a twink you post pictures of on 4chan while giggling in your underwear at your computer at 1am living vicariously through the deeds of players you don't even know and are hearing about third-hand
>>557139154TIME TA DRINK OPP
>>557138905>>557138839post your damage breakdown
>>557139030Were you the Haze anon
>>557137585Venator SHOULD be 0 but people wanted to try the new hero.I guarantee be will be next week if there's no buffs before then.
Game has got less and less fun since it first came out. They keep throwing garbage at the wall to see if they can save it but that makes the game just keep getting more autistic and convoluted. All the new heroes are gay Hopoo shit. Peace
What's the best Graves public build right nowI really don't want to queue in with her on prio without knowing what to build
>>557139180>words words wordsyet you couldnt escape the hotel in time
>>557139139>playing mina>need to heal with rake off group of minions>fucking faggot nigger lane partner kills them when they're lined up and low, prepped to be raked so I don't have to fucking BACKso much for that huh,guess I'll just feed down middle all game then you stupid fucking nigger
>>557139250Don't play her shes bad the pros dont even play her
>>557139250My brain is so fucking melted by cringegoon edging that I read this as "what's the best Graves pubis" at first
>>557139269>average mina player is a throwing tilting faggot huh, who knew
>>557139306Well?
>>557139247true sister let's go back to league of legends
>>557139247Oh yeah and shit is full of cheaters. Enjoy wasting your life on this I guess
>>557139195Escalating was the very last item I bought and I only had it for a single fight. Spirit Burn was like 2.5 fights.
>>557139336I never did it in that game.The next game I'm 100 health and need rake on a group of minions I've got lined up, and they et last hit by my lane mate, I'm going to run it down and do everything I can to sabotage the game. I'll do fucking urn runs for them. Maybe you shouldn't have stole my fucking creeps you faggot retard. Take your punishment. You fucking deserve this.
>>557139250anything NOT gun Graves
>>557139306>cringegoon edgingCan you speak English please?
>>557139395look Ill be honest the fact it even broke 2k damage is wild to me, but surely you see how retarded it is to spend 6k on this, mystic burst did more damage for 800 souls
>>557139462Yeah mb I meant marathoning trance state ballplap prostate massage boiclitty masturbation while on drugs
Mina and graves mains owe ME sex for carrying them all the time
>venator was supposed to be released last big patch>is the only "new" character that isn't obnoxious to lane against Noticing.
>>557139259I have no trouble getting out of the hotel the rare time he puts me in it, who gives a fuck about his stupid hotelall he has to hit a fucking bell>>557139198no???
>>557125987Truth nuke
>>557139250Just run the "degenerate auto aim child" build. It has everything you need.
I do not owe anon sex, since I am the one doing the carrying.
I play 10 games 24 hours ago and ended on a loss and now I'm suicidally depressed and angry. I woke up this way. Like I woke up fucking tilted and angry. I wanna smash something into pieces. I want to break windows and cut myself bad doing it because that kind of pain and seeing a lot of blood is like the only feeling that could make me stop feeling so shit. It feels like my stomach is overflowing with bile it's like a sour miserable feeling in my soul.
Graves has a loose smelly watery dark brown, almost blackened blown-out roastie cunt
>>5571394922k damage from a single fight sounds pretty good to me. Im sure buying it plus spirit burn earlier would show good results, I just value cheat death more so I only grab it if im shitting damage already.Plus I usually buy mystic vulnerability anyway
My wife Darcy Graves is still a virgin.
>can get venator almost every time in brool nowfinally
>>557140010You should take a break from the game if it's making you that angry. It's not good for your health.
>>557140010Spiritually white post
>>557138627Is /dlg/ a forearm, or wrist general?
>>557140010You never see Silver players making posts like this
>>557139663Bells arent THAT strong, theyre just especially annoying to get hit by. I think its the DING sound.
My token is up. I will be playing apollo tomorrow. Hoping he's a TRUE MELEE or I'm uninstalling for good
>>557140114>>557140120>>557140175Replied to 1:1 reposted engagement bait award
>>557140206that's not "reposted" you fucking faggot retard
I hope Apollo is cool so I can make him my third twink after Doorman and Billy
>>557140201Already confirmed a Drifter reskin
This pov is my patron wish.
What legendary BROOL item do you want them to add next?I personally want a counterspell on steroids
>>557140249Yeah dude we totally didn't have another "waahh I lost and now feel so bad I need to blogpost about killing myself instead of just doing it, please be my therapists" nigger earlier
I'm hoping fencer will actually be unique but who knows maybe we will get yet another aoe / cc spam hero god knows this game doesn't have enough of those
>>557140348He doesnt have a cc based off of the leaksMAYBE a cc if he succesfully parries
>>557133548because you have obviously never played a valve game because none of those things exist in any of themdota has 0 of what you are describingcs has 0 of what you are describingand even the older multiplayer valve games (ie tf2) have 0 of what you are describingsure, there are "screaming retards", but they are here now (ie, you)dota isn't being changed to be like other games, compare cs to valorant and tell me how its becoming like other games due to community capitulation>three different currenciesyou will pay with your steam wallet, there will be 1 currency, and that is whatever you local currency is>engagement slopdoesn't existthere are no things to grindthere is no stream to watch for cosmeticsyou play the fucking game, if you don't want to, you don't, and you only play it because you like the game. there is no grinding, there is no trying to earn shit.>pro leaguesthere is no "pro league"there are tournaments, but there is no weird buy in system or teamsevery tournament runs up from an open qualifier, except community run tournaments, which can do their own shit, because again, they are community run.>balanced based on professional playloldoesn't happen>viewable gameplaylolagainyou have clearly never played a valve game or even seen one.There is you "counterpoints"these things you are describing, they simply do not exist.so its VERY obviously you have never actually played any of the other competitive games valve has put out, even artifact, which a lot of people took issue with its monetization just being directly buying cards like any other tcg didn't have any of this, it explicitly had no grinding for shit and online card game players didn't like that because they don't actually like playing card games, there are 0 competitive multiplayer valve games with what you describe.now stfu or go back to league of legends.
>>557140290BROOFS? BROOF-A-DOODLE-DOO NIGGA
>>557140308Linken's Sphere except it works on everything
I know apollo's kit, an anon leaked it earlier1 - is a sword lunge2 - he says "women cannot touch me", and parries all damage3 - he does a jojo pose4 - I forgot
>>557140308counterspell that reflects the spell at them would be hilarious
>>557140308An item that just lets you fly like vindicta but forever
Ivy feels miserable to play right now, even weaker than usual, what happened?
People dont vote for apollo because it reminds them of high class chads that would fuck the girls of deadlock they're obsessed over IRL
How hard is it going to be to queue for Yamato once Valve makes her pretty?
>>557140845Rough for a while until they realise they suck ass at her and drop her again
>>557140308>item that lets your skills bounce around, each bounce deals damage in an area>a literal copy of Sinclair's ult in item form>blink dagger with charges>a tiny car that works sort of like a Viscous ult
>>557140694You didn't buy Vortex Web and Echo Shard
Did some memesports retards pick Silver and flop with her or something?
>>557141004yeah
I want them to experimentt with supremely wacky ultsLike an artillery active item that gives you a top view of the map and you choose where the bombs dropOr an Axe taunt
>>557141004>Did some memesports retards pick Silver and flop with her or something?Yeah, all of them. She was picked every single game because they seem to think she's sleeper OP for some reason.1 - 5. One of them was the worst loss I've ever seen with a 90k deficit.
>>557141051>top view of the mapuseless because there is plenty of cover
>>557141004memesports retards who call themselves "pro players" (which is literally made up) have first picked her in every one of their made up esports games since her launch and she does fucking nothing in any of them, she is an absolute throw pick consistently but they keep picking her and claiming she's broken (they cannot even demonstrate themselves why she's broken)it is a weird collective psychosis and delusional circlejerk
>>557141000>ivy players have to spend 12k souls to do as much damage as 2k doormanimpressive
>>557141004people have been harping on it because we had some oracle retard that wouldnt shut the fuck up about how op she was because he was winning in street brawl
>>557141146Make it an orbital laser that pierces through everything
>>557141197>he thinks the damage is why you buy themNobody tell him.
>>557141172there was a "professional" (by definition) team that existed for an incredibly brief period with virtus pro.obviously it was far too early and the team got dropped by the org, but the core members are still playing as abrahams afaik.
>>557141167based vindictive anon
>>557141172shes very good at 1v1so egotistical retards who think they should be able to outplay anyone in a 1v1 and get clapped by her think shes bustedbut being good at 1v1 fights and nothing else doesn't make for a very good herolike shes kinda bulky too and decent at chasing, but that doesn't really mean much outside of the 1v1's.bad at pushing, farming, team fighting, and a whole bunch of other things.but very good at 1v1's.
>venator is actually picked in competitiveFuckI like to play him, I like his concept but I expected his buffsVoted for him to be released, but he doesn't plays like he looks, I wanted low-mid range stand and fight bruiser, not vindicta. His ult needs to be nerfed, so rest of his kit and especially tankiness can be buffed
This is the only MOBA I've played and I don't know any of the terminologyI'm still not sure what "inting" means even after looking it up; Google tells me it's "intentionally dying" but I see people use the term in situations where that's clearly not happening, like a failed urn push where the whole team was on board
massive werewolf futa cock
>>557141621Generally refers to getting tilted and just going forward aggressively into situations you really probably shouldn't
>>557141203hey that's me
>>557136007>No barabro to play the game withSomeday..
>>557141794I hope you learned something retardbro
>>557128319What I'm curious about is what part of his kit was so messed up that he got delayed from the August update to this one, given how underwhelming the end product is
>>557141828People just learned they can walk away from her and now I am no longer winning. She was good for a while. They also stopped trying to parry her normal attacks in ww form
>>557141621Inting is basically either intentional feeding, unintentional feeding, or someone like mcginnis throwing themselves at the walker repeatedly to push it down
>>557141881yeah and you were arguing with people that play in ranks that were already doing that
>>557141889>or someone like mcginnis throwing themselves at the walker repeatedly to push it downBRING BACK 424134FREE MY BOY HE DID NOTHING WRONG
Are the new heroes just making the old heroes obsolete? You can pull someone with Holliday as an ult for 2 seconds like a cuck if you even hit them, or you can murder their entire team with Celeste.
>doomed to be shit forever to atone for her urn-taxi sins
>>557141939I hope you do understand that celeste ult can be disabled as soon as it hits someone
>>557141621>people use the term in situations where that's clearly not happening, like a failed urn push where the whole team was on board"Intentionally dying" is the literal definition, calling a bad or stupid or failed play "inting" like "you shouldn't try to run the urn there you'd be inting" or "fuck we just inted" after your whole team failed to run it is colloquial/slang/informal use."My fucking Mina is just inting now" is how it would be used in a case like >>557141779 describes. When your Mina is tilted/on tilt (Poker? term meaning the current negative circumstances are basically under your skin and affecting your mental to the point you're just making escalating bad decisions or chasing poor/improbable decisions) dying over and over again, it's not literally "intentional" feeding but it might as well be with how frequent it is. She's still inting.
>>557141961>still 58% winrate with herNot my problem.
>>557141961I can assure you she has sinned far more than that
How do I get doorman doors in the rat tunnelsIve seen it done, I know its possible
>>557141961they just unnerfed her melee damage, she's the go- gargoyle
>>557141923Clearly pros thought she was strong like me too though since they picked her, so your argument makes no sense.
My first game having never watched a guide or done a tutorial should I just kill myself
>>557142050They need to revert it, she's giga cancer and has TWO melee cancels with fleetfoot now. And can just fly away if it gets messy
>>557142109No. Hang in there anon. You're doing fine, you'll make it.
>>55714210922 assists is goodfocus on your 2 more often, it's a team save
i still have no idea what the mid boss does i just shoot it because my team does
Now that Silver has been proved to be weak for the billionth time, where are the buffs Yoshi?>3 stamina>increased fire rate>1 more ammo>increase her disarm range because I'm pretty sure it's much lower than it should beThere, took me almost a minute of hard work
I uninstalledGame is fantastic mechanically, but the occult thing stops being fun when you realize that satanic baby rapist cannibals really do run the world, and most of us are too desensitized or depressed to do anything about it. That includes me obviously. I dunno, I hope you guys have fun. Just don't let your soul get tainted by this.
>>557141621its league of legends speak for people performing poorlyif anyone says it you can safely ignore what they have to say, if they try to speak back you call them a league of legends player (derogatory) and if they don't like it they can go back to their garbage game.
lots of suicidal niggas in this general lately...
>>557142370it makes crystalized mustard gas
>>557141203I'm a retard that plays Silver in Brawl constantly, I don't think that makes her good unfortunately. I'd be happy if she had one more stamina.
>>557142384>>557142384It's been known for literal decades though...
So will they nerf Celeste eventually because she's seems a bit too good but I'm not very good at this game to tell.
>>557142109that's a positive performance, way better than I'd expect most first games to go. Dynamo generally isn't a killing machine so a billion assists is great.
>>557142471movement nerfs are srs bzns and her kit is just good, not rape carry levels good, but actually usefulmost of her kit is mystic damage so it's already balanced by having items
>>557141992being on tilt or tilted is from pinballits just that in poker is where it originated from to mean letting the events that occurred get to you and cloud your judgement.it meant as in that you were literally hitting the machine, but lots of pinball players deliberately do it to try to get an advantage so it doesn't really mean the same thing. which is why the origin of the modern version if poker despite the etymological origin (if that is the right phrase?) being pinball
>>557142401It's a moba/hero shooter. Being suicidal is a prerequisite to play these games
>>557142401
I play the game 'cause I have fun and the men are hot :D
>>557142706
>>557142593Okay so maybe nerf her stam by one and call it a day which retains her movement stuff mostly
I never really use my doors as doorman to shoot through, usually it's to either escape or flank a cart or bell or ult in.Shooting through it just feels so awkward and tunnel visioning
>Quit Dota only to come back and play 3D DotaAt the end of the day I am a clown.
>>557142045Okay, I discovered the brass bull tech to clip under the map. But how do I get back INTO the map without dying or unsticking? Doing either of those deletes my door.
>>557142109My fifth ever game after watching live and vod gameplay, and "how to play deadlock" videos, for 3.5 weeks straight
>>5571429053Dota if you will
>>557142109nah, one of the retards I had the misfortune of playing with went 0/20
>>557143023rip bro keep at it!mina is a very hard character to play and not ideal for a newbro
>>557142905Is it really dota without monkeyman though?
>Second (2nd) game of Deadlock today>1500 ping makes the game unplayable because our ISP is run by Indians who decide that 2 AM is when they need to poo on the servers
Hey deadtards.Hair down Graves.Imagine.
>>557143023DAMN YOU SUCK NIGGA!!!!!!
>>557143291sex im afraid
>>557143291This but Lady Geist with her hair down (and squatting)
How to you play Venator? I literally only get deaths with him, no kills nor assists. The only character this happens on.
>>557143291How about, removed from the game Graves.imagine that.
>>557143445build gun damageshoot people
>>557143445did you try aiming
>>557143291she's 18 years old you sick fuck
>lane mate sperging at me because im going off to kill camps and hit boxes instead of just hitting the enemies (two healers, both with extra regen)why are brooltards so fight hungry? why cant they think about economy and getting ultimates first?
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXe6lBye/>https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXe6lBye/https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXe6lBye/last chance to vote!!!!!
AHHHHH I'M BROOOOLING>picks bebop
>search 'silver' last thread>133 resultsThe queen of /dlg/.
>>557129232Born in Tennessee, most of my life in Arkansas, currently in Oklahoma No, but what would you even do? A moonshiner?
>>557126351Damn she has a nice ass
>Jeet brool is le "for fun" mode>No one talks in it
>>557143291Panties down Graves.Imagine.
>>557143838Forgot to add >except to talk shit right at the end
>>557130452Shiv
Being depressed and angry for 8 hours straight is exhausting.
>every lane gets raped early game, we lose first guardian at like 5m>billy at one point says this is his first non-brawl game, haze is clearly new too and keeps getting caught>get pushed all the way to patron>they overcommit with rejuv, we manage to get some picks and miraculously push them back>barrel down mid, take blue walker>drifter dies again so we get shrines but overstay too and only celeste and abrams make it out>celeste baits them to green long enough that they don't have time to end>down a couple more when they try >take mid>abrams and i push up blue, celeste and the others try to jump victor who had shown on green>make it to the fight at the exact same time as graves with abrams right behind me>kevin hits the most incredible ult of all time>we end immediately after thisabsolute rollercoaster of a match but i am so proud of these ladsthis matchmaking is completely fucked though
>>557144037Have you tried playing deadlock to have some fun?
Soon
>>557144054>modded huddidn't count
>"I haven't played Ivy in a while">First game picrel
>>557144250youre supposed to support not steal all the kills
>>557144054holy bitrate
>>557144278(You)
>>557144250there's something very wrong with matchmaker or the region if everyone loses lane at the same time
>>557143469>>557143525I have and his gun fucking sucks
I predict apollo will have the most anti fun ult in the gameit's global silence
Graves is built for BICBIG IXIAN COCK
>>557144250Sorry chuddy you should have picked a 1v11 hypercarry
>>557144372you know it'll be either vergilmode 1000 swords stabbing the target or reverse of the haze ult where he teleports around the enemy repeatedly stabbing it
>>557144054The matchmaking system is supposed to give you fun games and that's exactly what you got. It is working exactly as intended>B-but it's supposed to match me with people of similar skill level-That's a sweatfag delusion and you don't have to live by it
>>557144478JUGGERNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUT
>our graves is getting absolutely shit on and giving the enemy the feeding of a lifetime>see she has 0 green items and has 1300~ health while everyone has over 2-3k>tell her to get health items because she's made of wet paper tissue >"a few extra hundred hp isn't gonna help lil bro">proceeds to keep feeding and ends the match with 20 deaths I hate Graves players so much
>>557144585She's not wrong You go damage then speedIf you are in the lead you get a ton more health from boons
>>557144478>it's shitty spec haunt
what's the difference between lanes it's not like other mobas where mid get's solo exp so he can do shit first.
>>557127137Wasn't an e-couple but I did witness an embarassing moment where a Dynamo on my team immediately tried putting on his best Valorant e-dater voice the moment he heard there was a girl in our lobby
>Apollo is confirmed bisexualOn the patron, we are all cracking Ixian bussy tomorrow
>>557144250>4 deaths in 11 minutesliterally exact same niggers i get in my games
>>557144906confirmed where
>>557144756terrain and jungle camps mainlyvalve also tries to match up heroes and mmr but people just swap so it doesnt matter it's retarded
>>557145023in my mind
>>557145023His porn delusionsDon't give these "people" attention
>>557144250Your team seems above average for what I've been getting past few days.
>>557145023more than 60% of gen Alpha are LGBT+It's a safe bet
>>557144660anon, does this graves sound like she is in the lead
>>557144285Even with VP9 it's hard to squeeze 40 seconds of video into 4MB and have it be somewhat intelligible, especially when there's a lot going on>>557144498I dunno man I don't think the giga-noobs are having a lot of fun constantly running into people with 200 matches on Drifter/CalicoCome to think of it that's probably why there's been so much bitching about "smurfing" lately, sure it exists but it looks like smurfing too when you get thrown against fresh installs on your main even if you aren't doing it on purpose
I am 31 years old and weigh 120kg and constantly imagine Graves being squashed under my full body weight while I give it to her prone bone.
When DEADLOCK leaves beta and gets its full release there better be a total rank/MMR/elo reset
>>557145141NO THERE ARE GENUINELY THAT MANY SMURFS YOU CAN LITERALLY CHECK FAGGOThttps://tracklock.gg/players/780750296
How do you feel about abilities that can disrupt and do tons of damage at the cost of boosting the enemy?>the curse of burning fast>enemies hit with ability get victor's damage aura>aura only damages self and allies>at the same time gives a giant movespeed buff (around +10 m/s)>effect cannot be cleared unless caster dies or you regen the same amount of health as your max hp after getting hit
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