Lab partner Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>557149130
Graves is 18. Pedo abd Jailbait fags need not apply.
pullback
>>557181568>Jailbaityou're not allowed to use that word
>>557181041this will be like the 3rd thread pedotards get deleted
When is apollo coming out
>>5571818174 hours
>>557181817idk repressed homosexuality can take a while to accept
How are people so shit that they feed with Mo & Krill? How is that even possible.. you just grab enemies next to your teammate..
>>557181816The gacha threads have way worse stuff posted though?If anything this is tame.
I can't make this character work, I enjoy her kit but her transformation is just too unreliable and annoying to activate.Every other character gets to hold m1 and get value for free but she needs to perform the whole circus for it.
>>557181805I will be honest and say she needs to be shelved or straight up reworked from the ground up. She's clearly the most unfinished hero (STILL NO ANIMATION UPDATES WHEN CELESTE GETS TONS LMAO) and it shows.
Browsing the chan instead of working :////////
I really need deadlock to be a huge smash hit successI love valve and they have made fuck all since dota 2 which i didnt care for. This is the first good multiplayer game in forever that has a near perfect cast, a cool art community, soulful dialogue, soulful UI and menus, a soulful setting and just all around a kino gameIf this shit flops, I dont think I will ever play a game again. Ive already exhausted through 500+ singleplayer games because I havent played a good pvp multiplayer game since rainbow 6 siege. Valorant and marvel rivals are soulless garbagePLEASE PLEASE FUCKING PLEASE BE HUGE. I CANNOT STAND THE CURRENT MULTIPLAYER GAMES THAT ARE AVAILABLE. I CANNOT MAIN ANOTHER MULTIPLAYER GAME WHERE MY WIFE MINA DOESNT EXIST
>>557182253>a good pvp multiplayer game since rainbow 6 siegeIs this bait?Siege was good for at best a year or two before they decided to turn it into a hero shooter.
>>557181041Stop posting cunny. Get some help.
>>557182253i think, you just need new hobbies. sweetie.
>chazm hasnt played in a year>comes back and is shitting on metro stackeubros how do you explain letting metro get e6 on your server, this shit is embarassing
>apollo lost to the visual update voteholy fuck
>>557182407Siege was kino. I played that shit with friends for a few years. I guess overwatch was fun too until it became garbage>>557182493what online game that released since a decade ago have been good? Valorant? Lmao. Marvel Rivals? I love helldivers but that shit is more of a coop game
>>557182540he didn't get e6 on EU
you ever start a game with several elims in lane then finish 3/7/30 because the game wont give you a single confirm
>>557181568shes still off limits weirdo. go away.
metrosexual
>>557182696yeah he did
>>557182772Yeah I don't get it, like I get no regs when they are low hp and someone just swoops up the final blow when they're 13 hp or something.
securing the kill as fast as possible is far more important that inflating kdt. bebop
Jesus Christ Rem's giga minions are so goddamn annoying early game since he just gets free lane pressure while he roams somewhere.
>>557183594And then god forbid they also have an ult maxing graves for more free pressure.
>play carry>shove lane, farm non-stop, only fight over objectives that matter>get told i suck dick for not dying at walker across the entire map that already had 4 people at it while split pushing>stomp enemy team anywayi dont get this game man. why am i expected to deathball 24/7 even when it makes no sense? going for kills is practically pointless mid to late game vs efficient farming unless you're taking an objective.
Standing hereI realizeYou are just like meTrying to make historyBut who’s to judgeThe right from wrongWhen our guard is downI think we’ll both agreeThat violence breeds violenceBut in the end it has to be this wayI’ve carved my own pathYou followed your wrathBut maybe we’re both the sameThe world has turnedAnd so many have burnedBut nobody is to blameYet staring across this barren wasted landI feel new life will be bornBeneath the blood stained sandBeneath the blood stained sand
I'm new and holy fucking shit how the hell do you fucking find the time to "deny" or even "confirm" in game between balancing positioning, pushing, harassing, aiming, moving? (especially when your character does dogshit gimmick damage)this game's skill floor is lowkey fucking aids
>Being playing Venator exclusively in street brawl since his release>Celeste releases and every time they are on the enemy team they go out of the way to focus me, sometimes costing them the round/match>Confused>Ask a friend and he explain there was like a micro larping civil war because venator was relased before celeste>I now type "Tranny down" every time I kill a Celeste, and got an essay of replies from every one but the Celeste'sPlease tell me they are not this mentally illTell me
>>557182540apologize
>>557184067>lowkeykys zoomer
Which character is secretly gay and will come out of the closet in a chapter of their visual novel
>>557184067watch what better players do during lane with your character. watch your replays to see what you're doing differently.
>>557184293(You), the player
>>557184206I would just buy slowing hex the first day she came out and made 5+ celestes leave a standard match
>another game of being the only person looking at the minimap and focusing on pushing waves instead of just team fighting IM SO FUCKING TIRED
>>557184316>watch what better players do during lane with your characterhow the fuck am I supposed to do that?>Replayswhat fucking replays? there are replays? nice feature you totally mentioned existed, valve. I'll use a replay for the first time in my life. I'll get right on that.
>shoot them>just melee them
>>557184607its the projector in the hideout. alpha game sorry please understand o algo
>>557184206Are you 12
>>557184206i think the only one mentally ill is you, sweetie.
WHY THE FUCK WILL THIS GAME NOT USE THE MIC PROPERLYI can even hear it in settings but I try the PtT bind ingame and it does fuckall, I've tried rebinding it and everything
>>557184206why do zoomers worship niggers
>>557184206haha lol you owned those freakin troons chud bro! epic for the win, my guy. keep fighting the good fight and having a weird obsession with how people live their lives instead of just enjoying the video game!
>>557184293Probably someone irrelevant like Calico or Mcginnis
>>557184067it becomes something you just do passively once you're used to it
>>557184206this >>557185215 but unironically, keep going and enjoy the game
DEATH TO THE HIDDEN KING
>>557185365>>557184293Calico has a son.Mcginnis flirts with Lash.The real route valve is taking is that they're never going to outright appeal to faggots. The absolute most gay character they have is Vyper. Who's bi with a clear bias towards men. Maybe pocket being non-binary but literally nobody can agree if he's actually enbie or what.
>venator pushing green>next to him, a teammate gets destroyed by 4 enemies>they go to green afterwards and kill venator>"guys I just got 1v4 again wake up"This game needs a minimap so this shit doesn't happen again
>>557185796I've played like 12 games total and I've gotten Hidden King every single time. I have not once been on the Archmother's side.
>>557185808only ESL think he's not a man.by the way somebody post me all the hero chatter lines that refer to him as male so I can add that to my image.
Are any of you still holding out hope for super secret update content pushed when the last character is released?
>>557184293Seven
>>557186068open beta confirmed!
>>557186020Sorry to say Anon but the only one that does that is Celeste and the devs said that was a scripting error.
>>557186020it's literally just celeste, retardthat's the pointeven the fucking patrons refer to pocket with gender neutral pronouns
>>557186068>We hope you enjoy the current batch of heroes! See you in 4 months(not officially)
Here's your warden rework bro
>>557186020>literally talks about wanting to forge their own identity
Arin looks like a man so I refer to them as a man cause I don't respect the pronouns of some stupid busted character.
>most healing>get a bunch of comms>but I still died a fuckton like a loser and did no fucking damage and feel like I don't contribute whatsoever to fights (and always die getting chased down or hardfocused)Why do I keep choosing Dynamo
>>557186123>>557186142Mexisisters...our cope?
>>557185365I don't even know what's Calico's deal aside from everyone shitting on her for being a terrible bounty hunter and her having a cat. She could be cut and her shit given to a random nameless test character and I don't think I would have noticed.McGinnis at least has lack of morals and wonder bread factories.
>>557186241i main warden now
>>557186241Those handlebars are way too fucking small, what am I supposed to do, ravage her analpussy one-handed?
Graves, Celeste, and Silver belong to women (female (XX)).Moids and failed moids need not apply.
>>557186020Mina explicitly calls him a They and she was supposed to fucking marry Pocket. He's your token non-binary attack helicopter, I'm sorry Anon.
Venator old man erotic
>>557186589Well I'm the one raping Mina now. While pocket they/them watches like all they/thems.
>>557186692sorry guys yamato crashed
>>557186589I just don't get it when he's>Voiced by a man>Looks like a man>Acts like a man
>>557186692>pause>minute 0>no swaps>haha ima abuse pause because.. i want it removed!!yeah theyre all fat retards
>>557184293Has to be a female character. Lesbians are the trojan horse to introduce fags.
>11 games in a row with Rem on the enemy teamMAKE IT FUCKING STOP
do sinners with minions respawn if u leave the minions up
>>557186758this is from the alternate timeline where minas daddy didnt let her become a vampire
>>557186241Deadlock is in a dire need of Office Ladies
I'm trying to learn pocket but I don't know who to watch.Everyone is playing the same 5 fucking champs; god "competitive" games blow dick
>>557184206>all those seething replies to this posttranny down
>it's 2028>deadlock is finally released>first valve-backed pro games have started>one team has a pocket>he is one shot>the other team start to comm loudly "kill pocket he is one shot!!!">they heckin did a mispronoun>the pro player is fined and forced to apologize
>>557186812Doesn't stop the irl trannies, now does it?
>>557186857Nope.I see a lot of people leave the last minion up on enemy camps but I never bother with it because I just take the sinners the second is respawns anyway.
>>557184206tranny down
>>557186890none of the good pocket players play him right now, hes really bad atm, watch some dew or eido vods for an idea of his playstyle
>>557186812Welcome to trans/genderwhatthefuckever bullshit, enjoy your stay. It quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, acts like a duck and is a duck for all intents and purposes but if you call it a duck, even by accident, you'll never find employment ever again.
>>557187050oh :(what about Billy? is he ass too?
What went wrong?
>>557186253because stompmaxxing is fun
>>557186967By 2028 the entire woke ideology will have been brushed under the rug. It's already being done.The left finally realized no one sane like that shit and they're pivoting back to being the working man's party rather than the party of the special interest.
>>557187115billys really good right now, I think DMB and avg are good billys to watch
reminder
>>557187115do you want to be a billy player
>>557184206>tranny down
>>557181041This game has no chance of becoming big if these are the clips that are going viral, be better.https://x.com/JuzuLive/status/2021733668084220183
>>557187293Reminder im not reading this
>>557187115He's like top 5 heroes arguably.He makes and breaks teamfights with his ult. While being a unkillable dickhead.
>>557186845what? you dont like his "autowin lane" button?
>>557187296I think I could like him, he reminds me of junker queen in OW and I enjoyed playing her a lot>>557187271thanks I'll check them out
>>557185796FOR THE DJINN
>>557186589sorry that you're ESL.
Why does this faggot pocket shit have to infect the game?This game would be so blessed without this pronouns garbage. Valve already moved away from sweet baby slop, just remove it at this point if valve is calling him a he by accident
>>557187115billy is the most broken character in the game
>>557187395first game of street brawl the enemy seven called our pocket a chink lol
>>557187395I ain't clickin' that shit and you better not ever post in my thread again without converting this to a webm with captions instead.
>>557187395Based drifter filtering out faggy ecelebs
>>557187293
>>557187548it's completely inconsequential while playing the game. the problem revolves entirely within the discussion surrounding it
>>557187548It's a shame. It's probably the most egregious outlier other than the leftover Neon Prime sweet baby designs that have yet to be remade for Deadlock. Nobody in the game refers to Pocket as a they/them, it is incongruous with his character and the setting.
How do I break my addiction to playing Seven and Victor?
>>557187548>T.
>ironically making an outcry about Pocketmaybe if it was about his abilities, okay, but this is just getting sad
>>557187205literal fucking subhuman retard takejews haven't stopped doing anything they're just rebranding because they need the last generation of white suckers to die in a war for them to obtain their greater israelyou poor fucking deluded retarded faggot, you're gonna make israel great again
>>557187293Only one person early in the chain needs to fuck up and the rest will simply play along
>>557187859>Nobody in the game refers to Pocket as a they/themliterally every single character and piece of text in the game refers to them as a they/them, apart from celeste in that 1 voice line which is pretty funny actually
>>557187875>starflop ended up being shitwhy was he wrong again? Cause dunkey, the man that praised DK bananza DLC, TLOU 2 and mario karts open world talked shit about him?he did nothing wrong
>>557187817>it's completely inconsequential while playing the gamethe patrons referring to pocket with "their" while you ride to lane is pretty distracting and obnoxious desu, hardly inconsequential"he uses non-gendered pronouns to be ambiguous cause he's hiding" makes literally no fucking sense whatsoever btw, lumtranny
>>557187875>>557187775>>557187892>>557187434You're not fooling anyone, trannies. Back to resetera. You will never be a woman. You will always be child groomers.
>>557187874Victor is based and literally every single woman wants to "fix" him and ride his dick. Reserved Paige became a goonette literally drooling over him. Ivy asked him out bluntly and Geist who's usually a megabitch had a sweet spot for himDont ever stop playing him.
>>557184206>all these repliesHoly shit it really worksTRANNY DOWN
>>557187895I'm Jewish. Ashkenazi specifically.
playing a game while interacting with the community as little as possible is truly the best way to play multiplayer games
>>557188091We love grooming children here THOUGH
>>557187293>[citation needed]
>>557188019I meant the players, dumbfuck. The characters in the game inorganically referring to him as they/them is immersion-raping honda civic with heated seating shit.
>>557182148she sucks both gameplay-wise, visual-wise AND lore/voiceacting-wisegut her and rereleae her in a proper manner in a year
funny to post this and say this about silver with no context when she has 100% pick rate with like 2 games won lmao (did nothing in those games too)
>>557188091Pipe down gomez, /pol/ is two blocks down.
>>557187293Trvke
>>557188298Silver is so strong that she lost 5 out of 6 games!
>>557188241The citation is minimal amount of critical thinking into how that recorded line got into the game in that state and passed through every layer of development, dumbass. It didn't just magically get written, recorded and put into the game.
>>557184206the fact that you got so many seething replies means that the deadlock community here is even full of tranny they/themsnot even the FFXIV general gets mad when you call others trannies. I really think deadlock has the biggest tranny audience in gaming
>>557188203voice_enable 0 was the only way I played games until like 2010.
so celeste has no weakness?I bet valve thought she'd win first cuz "sexy woman but vaguely tranny-core" but this is enough for me to quit playing.
>>557187548I genuinely would have no idea this was in the game if you dumb faggots didn't talk about it 24/7. Talking about the game on /vg/ or /v/ requires sifting out half of the posts that are about some retarded drama only terminally online people care about. I guess it's just because the people in threads spend literally all their time there and have exhausted all other avenues of discussion. The only thing they have left is shipping wars and idpol garbage because they can trawl the endless trash heaps of social media to get upset about.
>>557188298um we know celeste is strong because ummmm she didn't get to play!
>>557188364SHE WON A GAME???QUICK CONTACT YOSHI, WE NEED A HOTFIX NERF ASAP!
>>557188298>blue checkmarkLow effort engagement bait is retarded? No way!
>>557187395>be betterkys
>>557187050>bluetooth headbutt
>>557188379ok where did the valve employee say that it was a mistake, that they were changing it, and has it been changed?fucking retard.
>>557188395From the smell of the dilating axewounds in this thread I think there's only two (possibly 3) trannies who migrated from resetera after they probably got temp banned for something completely innocuous for the 8th time this month.
>>557188538all melee in this game is bluetooth as fuckI'll dash jump and be a mile away from someone when their melee hits me
>>557188298and yet Vic has highest win rate and NOONE plays him. Feelsgud to be a vic main
>>557188178oh in that caseyou should be made to dig a 3 foot deep ditch and then shot in the head and dumped in it
>>557188512retard
>>557187395One of the most iconic TF2 clips is the one of the guy going "Oh you're livestreaming? NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"
>>557188087i am a 6'4 man with massively fat balls. also i agree that it's stupid, especially for the time period, for a character to have they/them pronouns, not that it's unheard of. im just saying that, considering the amount of fervent discussion concerning the topic, you'd think that hes a walking pride flag or some symbol for trans rights. i see more people talking about his pronouns than his actual character or kit.
>>557188551the voice director Kaori or whomsoever said it on discord that it was a mistake, someone else can post that screenshot
>>557188667games dont usually last long enough in nightshift for him to come online. same with wraith and seven. their mediocre laning also makes it hard to get a lead in the first place
>>557188669Why?We literally don't care about white people anymore.Chinks are our current targets.
>>557187395I make sure to yell nigger at least a couple times if I see a TTV name on my team.
>>557187395>This game has no chance of becoming biggood.
>>557188472the reason deadlock is getting an audience again because valve ditched the sweet baby inc slop and went all in on sexy female designs and based characters like venator If they listened to retard apologists like you this game would be still a fucking flop. Valve going all in on the based saved this fucking game and i wont rest until valve gets rid of the pocket shit too so that not a single sweet baby thing exists sweet baby almost killed this game until marvel rivals asses, gacha tits and concord made every western dev swerve away from that shit
>>557188395>not even the FFXIV general gets mad when you call others tranniesprobably because everyone already knows that a large proportion of those threads are trannies
Now THIS is a nonsensical silver ship I can get behind.>>557187875This is still the most notable thing to come out of starfield so...
>>557188927Is that what your dad called you?
>>557188947Didn't read. Keep gossiping about pronouns with your boyfriends, fag. No skin off my nose.
>>557188298interesting, now let's see the silver winrate
>>557188947Didnt read, kys faggot>>557189018BASED
>>557188689>>557187395It turns out that people just hate twitch streamers.
>>557188753his kit and his character makes no sense, is completely incongruous, and his design and background just scream nonsensical DEI checkboxes why the fuck is he ASIAN? why is he the most asian asian to ever asian?"SOME KID WITH CHINKY EYES CALLED FAIRFAX? HE'D GET HIS ASS KICKED EVERY DAY"
>>557188947Didnt read, fag.>>557189018>>557189074BASED
>>557188538is shartshooter actually good on this dude?
>>557188947Implying Slopvel is good is retarded but I support the general cause I suppose.>>557189012Imagine seething so hard that THIS is the best gotcha you can think of, it doesn't even make sense.
>>557188947this is obviously true, but it's not like these people care. They're here to infect yet another place with their cult shit
>>557189152>why is he asianBecause daddy fairfax fucked some primo asian pussy you fucking moron.
i think pocket is cute and i think it's kind of cool that they're non binary :)
>>557188469>hero release with no balance patch yetdon't think we've had a release hero be weak without a nerf unless you think venator is weak (he's not)
>>557188947shit like silver and paige will kill it again
>>557187395>>557188689>>557189094If you're making money off my gameplay, I'm screaming every racial slur and feeding mid. Fuck streamers.
New hero idea:>H.G. Pennypacker>Fat-cat industrialist>Call up Pat Duke and have him reprise his Tahm Kench voice>Every character absolutely loathes his ass with the exception of Drifter, Vyper, and Doorman (He can't help but suck up to a rich asshole)>Uses an extremely primitive dieselpunk mech-suit that looks like the spider from wild wild west but bipedal>Biggest hitbox in the game>Suit billows black smoke, easy to see where he is or see him coming>Slowest hero in the game>2 stam>Gun is more of a canon-shotgun>Highest damage in the game by far>Lowest magazine count in the game>Slowest reload in the game
>>557189018>>557189074>>557189169very organic responses
>>557189310I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE
>>557188395it wasnt like this with 4 lanes, the worst it really got was ivyfags hyping up the old goblina model. did the original 6 hero update really bring #them here
>>557189190its ok i mainly bought it for their flyers
the clique cord is full force this afternoon
>>557189354>dieselpunk mech-suit that looks like the spider from wild wild west but bipedalinsane that someone brings this up in 2026
who is everyone voting for?
>>557189354ok but hear me outhow about instead we make yet another anime tranny character that requires no aiming
>decide to finally try out Geist, cause I usually love lifesteal builds in games>laning phase is very chill with her 2 and 1 being very good zoning out tools, letting me famr pretty chill>get in a few fights midgame where I mainly just stay back and chuck my abilities, I deal pretty nice damage and 2 is especially quite strong>get to lategame, considering both my 1 and 2 deal damage over a long period of time, I've invested into burn, lighting scroll, spirit resist errorsion to make sure the DOT effect on my 1 can reduce enemy resistances, and built a fuckton of lifesteal, rounded out with a couple more spirit damage items>lategame deciding fight at the enemy base, all the enemies group up trying to kill my Abrams>"heuheuhee, let's see what my big DOT area of spirit death does with a full build!">I throw out my 1 on literally everyone>it does basically 0 damage despite the entire fight happening in it, and then the enemy yamato assrapes me, team manages to kill them all and take down base with me deadI don't think I've ever had a least sattisfying end to a match, even if we won. Why the fuck did my 1 do no damage? I've fought against Geist before and I swear her 1 did a lot and forced me to rush off the area. People are gonna say "well they got spirit resist" but I had spirit resist erosion in my build.
Is Apollo going to get a flyer where he's mad about getting picked last? How could he have a "thank you for voting for me" flyer if he lost every vote?
>>557188685Anon, blue checkmarks get paid for posts that get a lot of views. Their main job is not to provide you with good information, but with fast and easily spreadable one.>b-but it's tournament's official account!and? you think they hate extra money they get from twitter?
>>557189354>slowest hero in the gamefree souls
Apollobros give me the verdict, do we have a chance tonight?
>>557189354>>Every character absolutely loathes his ass with the exception of Drifter, Vyper, and Doorman (He can't help but suck up to a rich asshole)This alone proves you should be writing this game instead of Steve Jaros
>>557189523you looking for a job?
>>557189340don't worry, no streamers that have an income from streaming are in your pisslow games.
>>557189612He's thanking me specifically for being an early voter
>>557187971>Pocket is being called a man? How queer. I must report this to my superiors post-hasteIts that simple
>>557189612It's just gonna say "Total Human Death" written in blood
>>557189329>Paige>Straight librarian chick with fat tits>Silver>Hot alcoholic chick with a nice ass in jeans?????
>No worn-out workaholic finance bro hero that's participating in the ritual to escape 80-hour work weeks on Wall Street.Yoshit please
>>557189374tranny is melting down lmao its fun to watch xhim cry at the truth that hot women and based characters saved deadlock
>>557189354Too much soul. They would never.
>>557181041Beautiful artworkWho drew it
>>557186882fae/faerie lawyer
>Sweet Baby inc Neon Prime/early Deadlock>70% of the characters are ugly mystery meat>40% of the characters are disabled and have prosthetic limbs>forced to play or play with an ugly old granny character>Deadlock last 12 characters>1 sexy Asian, 1 white-coded rich nobleman chud demon, 10 white people, all female characters are attractive, Christian representation that somehow isn't clowning on religion in a modern game (I'm not even tradcathconquistador1488 but that is honestly the most rare thing in modern gaming)>still somehow to this day get retarded faggots in these threads saying shit like "Yamato's/Calico's/Grey Talon's model is good I hope they don't change it" because they support the message and don't play the game
>>557189835me
do you guys talk about Deadlock's spectacular gameplay here, or just fantasize about having relationships with the characters?
I know Hidden King's theme kicks ass and he got a famous voice actor but does anyone think Arch Mother gives a better performance? Her shouts like "OUR DEFENSES ARE CRUMPLING" and "DEATH TO THE HIDDEN KING" are really well doneThe Hidden King's voice doesn't really stand out
Trannies are so pathetic, it's no wonder they all end up killing themselvesthe sooner the better, spare your parents and everyone around you the suffering of having to tolerate your worthless existence
>>557189508the wild wild west spider is ICONIC and always will be
>>557189354ENTER
>>557189687I am somewhat of a modern audience expert
>>557189843thisCrazy that venator exists and is completely done straight without ironyGod is real and he's gonna shoot the faggot out of you with BLESSED bolts
>>557189695I'm eternus
>>557189931yeah i preferred the amber hand guy tbqh, he sounded more like an old god than a pirate
>>557188298STOP PLAYING PARADOX PLEASE
>>557189931The blackpill is that the Sapphire Flame and Amber Hand were cooler.
>>557189354>Only reason he wants to complete the ritual is to deny someone else a wish
>>557189354I'm curious if Deadlock is going to dip into gimmick characters. Stupid shit like HOTS Cho'Gall was kind of fun.
>>557189931I wouldn't know, I've only played like 12-15 games total between Street Brawl and Normal and I've literally never been on her fucking team. Ever.I think she heard me saying how I'd use my wish from her to fuck her, and use my Hidden King wish to rape her.
>>557188947True
>>557189905>haze holds m1Impressive.
>>557189931I've never confirmed it, but I thought the ArchMother's VA was the person that Destiny uses for like every villain now, especially Savathun. I've always liked the VA.
>>557188298>Want to know who was truly meta this week?>Here's picks from like one actually good team and then a bunch of dumbfucks who play like Archons and fed their asses off all match
>>557189905I talk about how much I want to fuck or get fucked by the men sometimes.
>>557186589Don't care, he's male to me no matter what.
>>557190256its the same black bitch thats in every modern singleplayer game
>>557189905how fucking old is this clip? she has the hideous fucking nigger hair-bun-ball like calico that wrongfully made people think haze is a disgusting nigger under the dream magic
>>557184206Loll some of those people are among us right now apparently Tranny down!
>Silver has a "Keep slorkin'" lineSlork bros are we back?
>>557189843And yet, this scot is still the hottest character
>>557184206Tranny Down! Celeste is XX
>>557189843>Sweet baby inc gave us a based chud copmaybe theyre not so bad
>>557187395I'm so proud of this community
>>557182610do we like this
>>557190256>>557190329It's Debra Wilson. I don't mind her voice acting at all as long as she isn't getting facescanned into Deadlock or some shit. Sweet Baby would probably demand that happen if they were still on the payroll.
>>557190389>>557184206holy shit those replies kektranny down
>>557190462Slork landslide at 2pm pst today. He will not Apollogize
>>557190354notice the difference in the UI too?
>>557190571>Slork landslide at 2pm pst today.Literally forgot apollo existed until you just posted this
>>557188961This makes zero fucking sense.
>>557190718it makes seven fucking sense
>>557189931Archmother is more overt and clear than The Hidden King, who blends in more with the audio where sometimes I don't register him speaking unless he's doing one of his more riled angry lines.This may or may not be intentional on their part. Pic unrelated.
>>557190718Yeah you fucking retard that's what 'nonsensical' means.
>>557190686Its kinda sad. Its his day but literally no one cares.
>>557190656every time someone brings up the "different UI" or "UI changes" I have no fucking idea what they're talking aboutnow I don't notice the difference in UI because I've been in the playtest since it launched and only started playing 2 weeks agoso no I don't notice any UI changes except the shop and character select no longer being prohibitively hideous
>>557190819based>>557190853cringe
>>557190329>>557190543Oh, that is Savathun's VA. Neat. Yeah she does good voice work. I can't think of anything but Griffin from Evolve when I hear Bebop, which is weird because I'm pretty sure that guy is much more famous for other roles.
>>557190903>>557190686>>557190571Looking forward to his kit, but not his character.Rich snobby teenager is fucking boring, Graves is already unlikeable and annoying.
>>557186241HOLY FUCK is that a GACHA GIRL my RICECLITTY is going INSANE!!!!!
>>557190954his biggest one that’s at least somewhat related is braum from leagueI fucking love evolve though, I’m really sad it got canned the way it did
>>557189905Both
Any Sweet Baby Wokelock they/them enjoyers here?
>>557191186it was a martyrdied for dlc/microtransactions practices that became the industry standard not long after
still not voting apoollo btw
>>557191186evolve looked like a worse ns.
>>557189905both?
May I see your roster?
>>557191186Every other nignog that shat on Evolve for having day 1 cosmetics then hooted and hollered in joy when every other game had day 1 cosmetics that were double the price. I hate these fucking hypocrites.
Played with a fucking turbo idiot in Streetbrawl playing as Mirage. Actual throw pick. We lost naturally.
bee rait bak
>>557191497Tranny Down
>>557191671>paige (highest priority)>ivy>gravesTrans, btw.
>>557191705his ulti is worthless but his passive and beetles lend themselves quite well to a constant teamfight environmentbeetle and shoot everyone at least once, good value
>play a match>there's a smurf duoGenuinely kill yourself if you do this
Haze is Missing
>>557191671
>>557191671High prio changes depending on the mood I'm in but I main Abrams.
>>557189354>big and slowunplayable
>>557191671Venator too probably
>>557191881atleast it wasn't an aimbotting russian duo
>>557191671>pagevery high>viscoushigh>victor/hollidaylowI used to put talon in very high too
>>557188961What is this?
>>557191795same..
did you know that you can just jump on a zipline when silver is in wolf form
Please delete Graves from Street Brawl.
>>557191770>last placeapoolochuds lost
>>557191703>Capcoom games always have day 1 microtransations in Resident Evil/Monster HunterI sleep>Dragons Dogma 2 has day one microtransactionsOY VEEEEEY THIS IS THE WORST THING IVE EVER SEEN
>>557191953I respect the aimbotters more honestly since they are usually at their rank.
>>557191671Billy/Mo/AbramsBig dumb tanks are fun, might throw Lash in as well
>>557192040and what if one of her teammates where to shoot you? ever thought of that
THESE ARE THE MYSTERIES OF MY PEOPLE>aoe that deals damage
>>557192052just roll a lucky ricochet and she's useless.
>>557192116It's not even that I like that they have day 1 microtransactions it's the hypocrisy that gets to me. Especially since Evolve was fucking fun
>>557191671im unfiltered ass
>>557191671>highestlash, bebop, doorman, silver, venator, apollo>highviscous, rem, celeste, holliday, dynamo, graves>normaleveryone else
God, valve fucking loves snowballing and hates genuine fun. Always force one team to suffer because of your shit balance.
>>557191671I have literally never gotten a mirage game.
gimme an art request please can be lewd>>557191970"what the fuck :0" in chilean I believe
Which of Celeste's damage circles do you like most? For me, it's damage circle 2
BREAKING NEWS, YOSHI JUST TOOK APOLLO OUT BACK AND SHOT HIM
>>557191186>>557191368>>557191703I also loved Evolve, but it had a myriad of problems. >day 1 cosmetics that pissed people off at the time>hunter gameplay unironically too hard for normies; they would just follow tracks until monster was fully leveled and crumpled if even a level 2 monster fought them>Wraith horribly unbalanced>Then Kraken horribly unbalanced after patch broke it>retooled to be more arcade-y after a while, which destroyed immersion and made it feel like a weird arena sport, which alienated the faithful that had stuck with it I played it a lot recently when its servers went back up again randomly and it was still a lot of fun. I think the characters they released were all great. Favorite hunter is either Griffin or Cabot.
>>557192269eminem throwing a hamster but it's celeste throwing chain frost
>>557192269venator slaughtering celeste and pocket.
>>557191893>Pocket ban
>>557192356why would Yoshi P do this? Apollo isnt even in his game!
>>557192157well if there isn't then
>>557192356UPDATE: APOLLO DEFLECTED THE BULLET WITH HIS SWORD. YOSHI IS DOWN!
>>557192052Please delete Graves in general.
>>557192389>>hunter gameplay unironically too hard for normies; they would just follow tracks until monster was fully leveled and crumpled if even a level 2 monster fought themIt was very unbalanced if the monster was goodt. dropship wiped a million teams including the devs and some streamers as level 1 goliath
>>557191671McGinnis Main because I fucking love Miniguns and Heavy Barrage.Wish I was better at Venator though.
>>557192269draw yourself getting a job faggot
>>557192548playing monster was so much fun, especially when old map, lighting, and weather made it fun to hide or stalk hunters
I need a syalis + mandrake princess helper skin for rem
Wait why can you parry certain abilities? Can you parry all abilities that deal melee damage type? I know you can parry Billy's head ram
Silver fucking SUCKS bros
>>557192691Yeah, I wish they went in the more realistic direction rather than arcadey. Imagine if the footprints didn't glow and you actually had to hunt the fucker, might have to slow down how faster the monster evolves but it would've been worth itplaying Griffin and nabbing goliaths with your harpoon right as they jumped was also 10/10 fun
>>557192695alternatively, goblin form princess helpers
>haze and celeste on enemy teamoh fuck oh fuck oh fu->haze gets a melee buildyes yes yes praise the lord
>>557192767It's an item and it's all abilities afaik
>open reddit>scroll through comments on night shift post>people confidently say how OP and broken Silver isIt's like they are playing a completely different game.
>>557193172They are. Its called Streetbrawl
>>557192269Ivy in a wedding dress.
>>557193172I don't think they're actually playing the game at all
>>557193172Hello my based and epic 4Chan Anonymous friends I just wanted to say how much I hate "le reddit" and I regularly go on "le reddit" but just so I can provide proof that I hate "le reddit". Praise Kek!
>>557191671what does this mean
>these heroes poolholy sissy general
>>557193325very likely gay but probably decent at the game
>>557191671sure, here it isI only have Graves selected because I'm willing to try her, but I hate that her gun range is so fucking terrible and she feels like shit to play, so I don't particularly want to play her.Silver fucking sucks and is a throw pick, but I wish she wasn't, and I'm willing to try her.Vindicta is only picked because I need 3, she fucking sucks and I don't actually want to play her at all. The nerf dumpstered her when she was already bad.Haze is basically trash too, just a shitty M1 and sleep dagger bot. Like why even play M1gger characters anyway it's so much fucking sweat and tryharding actually trying to hit shots when you could do some gimmicky melee build or just spam Call Bells as Doorman.It's 50/50 I'll feed on Mina but she's literally the only person in the entire roster of characters that I want to actually play, even though I kind of hate her.
The Silver experience.
>>557192779Why is this stupid bitch actually made out of paper while in human form. Its actually obscene to have 2 stam and no hp.
>>557187395no worries the game is doomed to niche status already nigger
>>557193379>>these heroes pool
>>557193456because she's a burst assassin like calico (both hotpoo creations)
>>557193496>valve game>hats>nicheyou stupid motherfucker
I hope the next major update is remodels for the ugly unfinished fuckers like vyper and yamato and holliday
>team rolls unstable concoctionAnd we were winning...
>>557193456oh mina ACTUALLY has the lowest health in the entire game? still? I thought maybe she was only second worse now
>>557193076No I parried Billy's head ram without that item
>>557191671I desire to pick up Abrams but the one time I tried I inted hard and I did not have fun so I might opt for Viscous instead.
>>557193313this but ironically
>>557193076is this item good on Mina?I realized in that clip of Eido escaping he's fucking spamming it underneath the base guardians at the end trying to get away
>>557193567the last one in august had like 6 updated models for old characters so I thought for sure more were coming with this one. Guess street brawl took more resources
Why is this phenomenon so common here?
>3.6 hours total playtime>this happensI'm not saying I'm gonna quit but that was the fastest I've ever felt totally demoralized
>team once again decides to do urn randomly despite us having no advantages>no enemy dead, no lanes pushed up, nothing>we lose the team fight and the enemy gets a free urnFuck this objective, it's too easy to throw with this damn thing. Next time I see my team doing it I'm going to run to the opposite lane and hard shove
>>557192439I hate the little rat.
>>557193434This hits me in my soulPrease yoshi save my waifu she didnt deserve it
>>557193943>next time my team does [objective] i'm going to [play around it]based retard winning on accident
>>557193912celeste has 20k souls on you?
>play all random streetbrawl>random vindicta>some angry swede on mk loses his mind over me "playing vindicta in streetbrawl" and leaves the game>im 5x his damage on scoreboard???
>>557193893it garners (you)'s. (you)'s garner dopamine. more dopamine than playing the game
>>557193564I have 0 faith casuals will stick around
>>557193813It's good on everyone everygame and the only reason to not build it is if you *need* other stuff first or Don't remember to use it.
>>557193912Nigga you have no defensive items and the Celeste is literally 20k souls up what did you expect to happen
>>557193434We are making space for our teammates. We are making space.Im not dying for no reason.I am burning cooldowns and forcing them to spend money on itemsI am making space.
>>557192269silver in a cow bikini
>>557183758i had a game once where both of these cunts were on MY team and we didn't get a walker for 35 minutes.
why does yamato do no FUCKING damage?
>>557194165Broool is made for them, Valve could also easily port tf2 gamemodes over like ctf since it's basicly already in the game with Urn.
>>557192116>Dragons Dogma 2 has day one microtransactionsman the backlash on that literally killed the games chances of ever getting any actual work done on it, Capcom slashed the MTX prices and proceeded to drop it in the trash.then they kept Microtransactions in all their other games, if its not one of Capcoms most famous IPs the average customer couldn't give less of shit about ingame store bullshityes im mad, that game STILL runs like shit and its STILL unfinished
>>557194318because you SUCK!
>>557192269Celeste on a stripper pole
>>557194101>>557194219>3.6 hours total playtime
>>557193567god please make talon look like a normal character
>>557194362capcom is just dead. they just release broken shit now and stuff it with mtx.AAA is just dead.BF6 is already on sale at half price on steam right now and it's only 4 months old.all these new games go on sale immediately after release.it's pathetic.
>>557194362>monster hunter wilds has the same fucking problems>will still be supported long into the future because mh is capcom's golden goose.i hope whatever itsuno's working on now is good
>>557188961
>>557194443ok so what's demoralizing, that you didn't play against bots to learn the basics of the game and you're getting rolled by somebody with 30 hours?
>>557194165as opposed to the casuals who play league of shitters and dota?
Can I please get some Victor fanart I wanna shill him to my girlfriend
>>557194096If that's the correct play why does everyone keep yelling at me when I don't die with them
>>557191671I need to branch my tastes but I just find just shooting people boring
>>557194792because you didn't get the walker.
>>557194776how many times you gonna bring up your "girl"friend in this general?
>>557194776>I NEED TO SHOW HOW HANDSOME THIS GUY IS TO FUCK MY GIRLFRIENDcucks, never change
>>557194776All I have is gay stuff and cropped porn, is that ok?
>>557192479UPDATE: YOSHI HAD CHEAT DEATH, APOLLO HAS GONE INTO HIDING
>>557194953Yes, thank you>>557194914>>557194894What are you two on about?
>>557194776Don't. My wife demands I play only him when she's watching me play now...
>>557192695And I need Tall man skin for Graves.>Sphere's replace skulls>Gravestone becomes dimensional gat e that spawns hooded midget minionsIt's kind of shame Graves' model is so short
Interesting games today
>>557194598>Dragons Dogma 2 gets slight backlash>murdered in its crib>MH Wilds gets even more backlash>full development roadmap for optimizationoh I hate this>>557194582>AAA is just dead.I wish man. Really just banking on the misspending of the retarded upper management, dumbasses keep trying to make line go up without thinking about anything else
Need more fan art for my "girlfriend" because surely that will get her to play.
>everyone but me didn't vote for Apollo>but can already tell I'm not going to get to playing him even with priority tokenI just want to play with sword characters
>>557195245Why do oversissies whine about kill stealing constantly?
>>557181041Sauce?
>>557195272then why are so many studios closing and the majority of the wildly successful games are indie?
>>557189772>Paige>played exclusively by troons and e-girls>league of legends voiceacting>Silver>temu vyper with 0 personality, gacha game-tier voice lines and a barbie doll face that doesnt match her supposted lore in the slightest>also, played exclusively by """"""transbians"""""""""""", furfags and tasteless coomers zogged with porn
>>557192269Silver and Venator hanging out at a bar
>>557194828For me it's shooting people and using abilities.
>>557195369you cant kill steal in overwatch
>>557195369Because assists count as kills in overwatch so they don't feel bad about going 0-9
>>557195462hags owe me sex
>>557195402Untrue. My wife and sister-in-law both play Silver and Paige.
>>557195363I'm just excited to finally, possibly, get to consistently play celeste now that (some of) the trannies fucked off to play overwatch and everybody else wants to play the hip cool new character
>>557195035Ok, I'll probably post one or two more only though I wouldn't want to flood thread.
Street Brawl is not fun.
Once had a guy complain about kill stealing for a bitI can understand if theyre playing drifter though
>>557195618It's meant to be a containment zone for people too dumb for the MOBA mode
>>557192269Venator having sex with Abrams
>>557195402>silver slanderI'm a fit married man in my 20s and I don't watch porn.Now what?
>>557195618It was fun but it got old, it's great if you haven't played the game in a while and want to get used to the mechanics again though.
>>557192269drifter/shiv/lash (take your pick) caving in silver's skull for being a dogshit non-character
>>557195618it'd be a lot more fun if only some heroes just made it unfun as fuck
>>557195681the moba mode is literally like 10x easier to play for a new player than brawlt. new player who has played League of Legends before and hates brawl, and whose friend who has never played a moba before agrees with, they fucking hated the pure nonsensical chaos of brool and literally outright said "wow this is so much easier to play and understand" in real games
>Setting with arbitrary magic>Rem voted most popularIt's high time for more monster and beast characters
>A hour and some change before the best character in the game comes outApollobros how are we feeling?
>>557195773why is a normal human being on 4chan
>>557195618Its so cancer to get shit item rolls every round while your opponents get to play fully optimized builds they pulled directly from standard. They were supposed to random the characters and let us pick the items, not the other way around.
>>557195773you either found a way to turn her shitty voicelines off or youre somehow content with putting up with em (grim)
>>557195983>implying that's normal anymore.
>>557196049Bruh Abrams is literally designed based on that meme
The fact that lady geist, a character who's entire kit scales with spirit, is meant to be played as a gun character goes to show the m1gger biased balancing problem of this game.guns are so strong that even a 100% spirit power character still scales better with gun than spirit.
>>557196049damn you're rightmarried in your 20s means he's probably financially stable
>>557195773>78% win rate in Oracle BroolPersonally im rocking a clean 27% win rate in Standard Ascendant.
VICTORIOUS
Honestly, they should cancel fencer and re release Victor Everyone would like it
>>557195932we need the Vyper remodel asap
>>557196281if only her voice was as attractive as her model.
>>557196216The game is still a shooter at the end of the day. Pure spirit niggers should be a rarity if you ask me.
>playing lash midgame>do full combo on 70% graves from 1000 range>shes 30% hp >my gun does genuinely 0 dmg even on headshot>she almost kills mejust barely got herbut wtf are u supposed to do in 1v1 w this guy wo gimmicksheadshot booster fro some dmg?
>>557196324i hope the vyper remodel still fits her vibe and isn't some overdesigned xcom snake lady
>>557195961I saw his leaked animations he shoots soulless fucking red fingernails like drifter with his fencing swordabsolute dogshit slop
We need a sexy female clown hero.
>>557196349I wish she would talk in wolf form. Its a charisma vacuum because she only knows how to awooo during the times where she should be getting her kill streak/revenge lines.
>>557196435that was literally just drifter with apollos model you retard
>>557194776>>557195035And last from me, I want to get back to gaming.
>>557196435r-r-r-retardseriously what compels you people to post?
>>557195681I can see that. I love playing standard with my friends but one of my pals just can not macro to save his life and now we have to play the arcade mode constantly.
>>557195961perfect
>>557196454Erm, they just added Celeste?
Is express shot good on anyone? It's such a fun item
>>557196731Pocket
>>557196686An acrobat is not a clown.
>>557196397Always get headshot booster into mystic shot or headhunter for finishing people off IMO, otherwise you're stuck there after a combo with your dick in your hand
Is there a hidden ranked mode that I'm missing? Haven't played in a while and I wanted to see if I kept my old rank or not.
>Graves, Silver, and Rem have all but vanished from my Archon lobbiesWhat gives?
>>557196786
>>557196889Rem is a support so barely anyone will play him, fuck knows for the rest.
>>557196889They are in my lobbies instead. Jesus christ im so tired of playing against Graves.
>>557196731paradox
>looks like a goofy English bobby>grim vigilante dedicated to battling against supernatural forcesIs Warden getting a remodel or something? What is this?
>>557196891HNNNNNGH
last hour bets on apollo? i think he will be the "fastest" character in the game
>>557196972Yes, a bunch of characters will get a remodel, new animations, and all that. There are literally dialogues that mention the Warden's cloak.
>Venator is a dead weight hero with 1 ability>Abrams is a free win every gamehttps://youtu.be/osxJ5-_Ccp0?t=27
>>557196435Post your suggestion on the forums if you want Drifter to have a better gun animation
>>557197359you suckbut also yes abrams is retarded
>>557197307he's pocket's lover and he's the top
>>557197472I wasn't the Venator.
>>557197359Venator's traps feel so ass to use, almost as bad as scarabs
jesus both her and her cat are revolting
>>557197615imagine if they updated her model to be an attractive white womanI'd buy every skin they ever release
Celeste with richochet makes every bullet a 4 bounce mini chainfrost
>>557197552What do you even mean by that. Its a trap. You set it and keep an eye out.Hurr great talons snares are so boringYeah dipshit
>>557197552>+20 percent damage with like 1s arm timegit gud
>>557197615The design is very original
>You wanna just barge into a lane dressed like a fuckin English bobby and expect someone to just stand there while you stun them?>Uhh... I dunno........... yeah?
>>557197701Problem is you can kill the traps with a single bullet, you can't do shit about the snare besides waiting it out
>>557196517and yet somehow her wolf form still has 20x the charisma and personality of her human form LMAO
>>557197615don't talk shit about ava
>>557197745original doesn't mean good
>>557197615*pukes*
>>557197359Venator is gonna be a decent m1 carry like Terrorblade, his kit is simple and good.
>>557197615I like calico's design
>>557197701An ability where you have no agency + will never be useful against good players feels like shit. Imagine an ability that had a 70% chance of doing nothing on cast.
>>557197793You're not placing them in the right spots. Or at the right times. Being more considerate with where you put those traps they can lead into wall stuns, kills and easy headshots with your crossbow.
>>557197615just give her master raven's hair
>>557197962Bro you can combo them with the shotty
>>557197850But could you imagine if she was an unoriginal black woman by valve? That would be even worse.
HOW THE FUCK DID I GO UP IN RANKED AGAIN?IS YOSHI STILL RAISING EVERYONES RANKS?WHY EVEN PLAY WHEN I JUST JUMP AN ENTIRE RANK EVERY OTHER WEEK
>>557197672>>557197615she needs less retarded pants and a slight head yassification but besides that she's fine imo, even if she's not (conventionally) attractive. her demeanor and voicelines fit her premise perfectly (aristocratic judas who sold out their core values for a bunch of money). it WOULD be nice to have more conversations that call her out on failing the fairfax job, tho
>>557197768Based gordchad>>557196731Abrams since you can double doink someone's dome after a charge and melee
>>557197615I like these cats. They're ugly cute.
why did they have to give the batrider lasso function to a hero that requires aim? fuck this shit
>>557196731Abrams.
>>557188538The headbutt is cool as hell but the animation is not nearly distinct enough
is there any such thing as significant spirit lifesteal in this game? I've only seen one item so far that even mentions itit irks and annoys me that Mina's ultimate doesn't give back healthI'm a vampire, dude
>>557198151it doesnt do headshot damage though
>>557198038trvke warning: black women look horrible with dreadlocks
>>557198325t. Black m*le
>>557198267It's very junk and it's hard to say whether it's unfinished or if that's just how it is.
>>557197962This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. YOU have the agency when you push the button that launches the snap trap. When and where. They aren't going to sprout legs and chase the enemy. Go play Graves if you want that. Oh fuck bro you can't she's got a snare that pops out of the ground le heckin no agency
>>557198287A deadly laser does not need to lifesteal even if it's being fired by a vampireCastlevania rulesBut I wouldn't be against it being her eventual aghs
>>557193313this but unironically
>>557198325gay warning
>>557197615DEI: the design
What's the one character you know the game is over for you when you get them on your team?For me it's Silver I've yet to play with a single good one that makes me go "damn this guy is baller."
>>557195397Because people want more than the same game every year and these upper management types aren't able to see a game as anything but a product, every once in a while we still see AAA make gangbusters, Hell GTA6 is on the horizon and thats gonna make a trillion just off namesake alone while probably being hot ass
>>557198287Infuser, mystic reverb, leech/spirit lifestealMina's rake heals a lot just from killing creeps with it
>>557198241Rape
>>557198325I really don't understand all these black hairstyles, they're fucking ugly. What's the fucking point? You're not in a fucking tribe. Just get a normal hairstyle like a normal person.
>>557197962Put them behind veils. They reveal when they activate. Use your head
>>557198038Fugly, what dogshit DEI game is this from?
>>557198480sinclair when hes not played by the only good player in my rank/region
My internet connection is getting pretty unstable, I got in a match and rubberbanded all over the placeI don't want to get in another and cost my team a match, is there a net test command or something?
>>557198480For me its REM because he is on his face useless. And half the time somebody who doesn't know what they're doing is playing that toon
>>557198580overwatch
>>557195272>supporting slopcomYou are the reason AAA has become a problem.
>>557198325All black people should be forced to shave and h'whites forced to donate their hair after haircuts for state provided whigs.
>>557198513I don't think you should make rules based on outliers.
What if they do split talents like in Dota? Right now the only choice with talents is which 5 cost powerspike you want to rush
>>557198552Retard
>>557194443yeah that's why it's worth pointing outyou (or he, if you're not him) shouldn't get demoralized over getting turned into paste by a high damage output hero when they have a massive net worth lead and you have nothing built to counter itthat's how you learn to buy green items>>557197615the only thing i really don't like is the glasses, specifically the bars that look like eyebrowsher pants also look too bulky, but she's like 90% of the way to a cool design
>>557195397because major publishers see games as a product to make money, not to be enjoyable. They will triple down on name/brand recognition and try to squyeeze ever cent out of customers to appease shareholders.Indies and AA publishers meanwhile make games because the devs WANT to make fun games and they want to make games people will enjoy and tend not to nickle and dime their customers in an attempt to sit around and do nothing while money comes in.
holy shit, silver wolf has 2 stamina?human form i get it, but wolf?? this is a bad joke
>>557198898Deadlock isn't out yet. It took them 3 years to add talents to Dota 2.
>>557198552They're calling it the most European post in /dlg/ history
>>557198457nah, i just prefer black women with straight, more white woman-esque hair. i guess i just grew up in a place with no black people so i never developed attraction to their stylistic quirks
>>557199054She drinks and smokes too much...
>>557199124>>557198898
>>557197615they need to fix her ASAP, she is more embarassing than viscous and vyper
>>557198870It's a long way to go to talents and facets.What should be added first is>a character with a passive steroid as ult (Tiny or Drow)>a dual ult hero (like Mireska)>a hero with a dozen spells to switch between (Invoker)
>>557198239Used to be a point and click but hotpoo cried about getting raped and owned so he made it a skillshot and then designed Victor the most boring skilless character ever who only needs good macro to be played (every character needs good macro past initiate)
Hey anon I heard you wanted to play a quick game of street brawl. Here's the team you're facing. Have fun.
>>557197615This is a good design. Very art deco. The VA sells it, they just need to spruce it up a bit.
>>557199319I don't even mean that, I more mean the fact that you have to click heads to be useful outside of ult
>>557199168You didn't post a black person
>>557199365i wonder what celeste's horn tastes like
>>557197615She has above average design from the roster.
ngl i lol'd at the comments being locked >inb4 >browsing/posting reddit
when the uniform is freshly pressed
>>557199319>Icefrog: okay you want lasso to be a skill shot while releasing NO button skeleton king? ima give her barrel and jump pads extra charges.. and you know what ima make Flame Dash a charge ability too at +5
whats the point of ranking up and risk losing ranks when yoshit will just raise your rank a week later anyways?
>>557199685The only good reddit screencap ever posted here
>>557199758>>557199685genuine cord tards
>>557199756>caring about rank in a closed alpha
>>557186241Im not playing warden again
General guide for buying items?
Silver mods... when!?
>>557199892coping alchemist
if youre not listening to a drum and bass playlist while playing youre doing it wrong
>imakill yourself
>>557199859silence niggerlips nobody asked your opinion>>557199756there's a reason it's called "rating" instead of "rank"
>>557200047>implying anyone is alchemist anymore with how boosted rank is now
>>557197615La Negra de Harlem...
WHY THE FUCK IS VINDICTA ALLOWED TO ULT IN ROUND 1 OF STREET BRAWL WHEN NO ONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY ROLLED THE ANVIL ITEM YET
>>557199685I love white girl smell
ima get this counter spell
>>557200279>can no longer omnicharge vindicta's ult in brawlwas kino
Apollo is coming out soon bros,what are your hopes and fears for his kit>I hope that he has a unique melee oriented kit>I fear that he's an ult bot like venator and or has a shitty gay sword laser ranged attack animation
>>557200279>anvil vinny during ult>she just jumps in air snipes you anway?
>>557199525???? what the fuck
>>557200539I hope he sucks because graves rem venerator and celeste are all overtuned
>>557200539Enjoy your Antimage + Juggernaut ult
>>557200539>hopesHe's got some schmoovement>fearsHe's suicidally close-range like Silver but isn't tankyHe depends on consistent parries
I cant believe how excited everybody is about Apollo
>>557200619>hating on omnislashwhere do you think you are?
>>557200539spell reflect
>>557198363YEAH THAT'S RIGHT IM A BIG, FAT, BLACK mole
>>557200539hopes>hes funfears>hes not fun
>>557199685posting reddit screencaps is fag shit but the imagery of Silver needing to pick up used shotgun shells after her bounties so she can reload shells because she's that fucking poor is really fucking funnythey should really go all in on her being poor and give her some penny pinching lines.>Shopkeep lines about her trying to haggle>Has a bunch of side gigs.>Denies Celeste's werewolf job offer because the pay is shit for the time>Has a fellowship with Ivy over job hunting >Pick up soul orb -> Genuine excitemen
Rank the legendary items.
>>557199756I love bragging about my rating as much as the next guy but it literally does not matter. Click the box that hides your rating and nothing changes.
>>557200539Passive that boosts your parry, reset mechanic, crispy ass gun
>>557189905Definitely both.
>rem viscous lanestraight up not having fun bros
>>557201158>Graves gets to be cuddled by THAT every night.She's so lucky...
If you don't recognize this as a Family Guy reference: you're a literal child.
>Gets kinetic dash>Never kinetic dashesWhy are some people like this?
>>557200539>Hopeshe's niche enough that I can play him a lot>Fearshe's NEXT NU NUKER OP 100 WR BUSTED SOLVED ULT MACHINE PRO
>Yamato players>soon to be Apollo players
>>557201280>GravesYou mean Dynamo.
Am I the only one who still plays brawl?
>>557201291Feels good to be Twentsixyearold child.
>>557201291how is lois male and stewie sleepy
>>557201326It in da build but me not know how to dash jump
Is Seven's story basically like Nick Nolte in Hulk 2003? He's amoral mad scientist/wizard that just wants more power? I can't stop thinking of the scene where Nick Nolte stops pretending that the electricity they're threatening to zap him with actually matters, bites the cable, and just absorbs it into himself and escapes.
>>557200790Ame...
>>557201291this is worse then the time i was on solo lane against mcginnis
silver has the best and most endearing design of the new heroes venator #2rem #3 gameplay wise no comment
>>557201435>headbutt light meleewtf
>>557197359hey alright
>>557201435I played a couple of matches today, trying to get CelesteHad a match with a Lash that got refresher on the first round complaining that I got eternal gift as Graves
>>557201435I do it waiting for adults to get out of school/work.
>>557201447Anything under 30 is a child, child.
>>557185138you need to set your mic to 1 channel in windows sound settings
>>557201615GRIFFITH
>>557201435>Deadlock gets an Irish hero>click ult>IRA
>>557201546Bruh silver is buns, y'all waifufags r pmo
>>557200837I'm suddenly reminded of a time I spammed AM counter spell in a panic, I suddenly turned into a snowball and crashed into the enemy. I had no fucking idea how accurate that ability really was when it came to reflecting spells. I just wish he wasn't a super late game hyper carry that's worthless early game. I bet in Deadlock his type of kit would be kinda busted and make for a good anti-carry hero.
>>557201615sex
HERE'S A TASTE... OF WHAT AWAITS THEM
Remove Drifter's permanent scaling on E and give him something so he can play the game even when not stomping.
>>557201771That's what Celeste shield should've been honestly.
Maurice, do your thing
>>557201291We need a Cleveland Brown character
>>557201741she'll be fine w a small buff
graves dresses like a schoolgirl but niggas think she's 18
>>557201718By fuarkin hero Cuinn O'Caerbohmbe
you chuds really united to like apollo for 1 day just to own celeste trannies huh?
>>557201851no
>>557202175I never stopped, I really dig him>Boohoo he's not hecking cute critterino or a wominx
>Ixian chud>Named after a greek god
>>557202421yeah I think they funbled everything about his design, if the kit sucks it will be terrible.
>>557202421They're culturally assimilatedIt's much like how Hong Kongers get names like Jackie and Bruce
When Apollo?
>>557202421greek myth is full of creatures, if valve wanted to be monocled they could say greek satyrs were once a breed of ixians on the world
*weights your shots*
if you go for 4 horses the stamina bar bugs out
>>55720263040 minutes
I had a dream I lost my virginity to graves and then I implied I would marry her and I asked her about kid names. She responded positively and then I woke up.
delete graves delete graves delete graves delete graves
Apollo landslide incoming
>>557202758PPRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ :D:D:D:D
>>557202774so you kept your virginity
>>557202630
APOLLO WAVE!!!!!!
Apollo sweep soon!!
>>557202758
I want to sleep but Apollo is about to be out
>>557202758PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHH :DDDDD
APOLLO WONAPOLLO WONAPOLLO WONAPOLLO WONAPOLLO WON
apollo won that election, LOCK CELESTE UP
>get sold on the setting as anachronistic superpowers doing supernatural colonialism on alternate dimensions>total number of superpowers shown: 2ish, US and Japan, Holy Soviet Empire isn't implemented >total number of alternate dimensions represented: 1, Ixiayaaaaawnwhere are my Anunnaki and the hollow earthwhere is xen
SLORK SWEEP>SLORK SWEEPSLORK SWEEP>SLORK SWEEPSLORK SWEEP>SLORK SWEEPSLORK SWEEP>SLORK SWEEPSLORK SWEEP>SLORK SWEEP
>>557202774I really hate when that happens
HOLY FUCK GREEN MINA WON THE ELECTION
>>557198287you got one green item and one purple item, both in two tier variants, also don't underestimate the melee lifesteal item on green. It plus leech can actually heal you for like almost 1000 per melee.
my favorite homeless character
>>557202929RED WAVE IS COMING
>>557181710graves gives me a boner
STOP THE COUNT5000000 VOTES MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARED FOR EVERY CHARACTER BUT APOLLO
I want to stop playing street brawl and start playing the regular game, but builds are too intimidating
>>557196731any slow fire characters makes good use of it.
>>557203291use the premade builds until you figure out what's what
>>557203284Election Fortified. Slork wins.
>>557203291Look at the popular builds and choose one of themIf you can decide what to pick in brawl you can decide what to buy in regular
>>557203354>use the premade buildsthere's so many and they're all different
SLORK SLIPS IN
>>557203291>>557203476stupid ass unc. this is why you're useless
>>557186812idksome people just be like thatI knew someone who insisted they go by they and they only used gender neutral pronouns.but was a biological woman, dressed exclusively like a woman, and was exclusively interested in menand she didn't care if I called her she, it was very strange.but she was hot enough for me to not care and was an absolute freak.dunno with some people
>>557203476just pick one that's near the top
>>557196397Take the ballistic enhancement pill.
>>557189587The only proper spirit damage dealers in this game are Paige, BeBop (though his thing is mostly that he's a walking warcrime regardless of what u build) and Mina. Every other """"""""spirit"""""" user should actually be built with just barely enough spirit items to enable their kit, and then go full gun.
>>557203545It's the same reason why a kid would pretend to be a dog in high school. Difference is that people would call that kid a weirdo and not enable it.
>>557203767Seven! Seven! Seven!
>>557203689holy shit a whole 18% damage for 3200
>>557203291I understand being worried about macro shit or getting lost on the map, but you've been playing brool already you know what works on your hero.
>>557203767Mina Ha....
People bitch too much about Bebop when the other robots ult is pure cancer on an entirely different level
HOLY SHIT GUYS I JUST SAW A SLORK FLY OVER MY HOUSE
>>557202015we have you now :D
>>557203545Being nonbinary is an attention whore thing for women, much like constantly saying they are bisexual but only ever dating men
vyper is unusable in brawl
>>557203767yamatogunchads ww@
vyper is unusable
>>557200032It's over
>>557203928Who gaped her butthole?
>>557204134I could use her
>>557203928Everytime you post that pic gives me the slightest of hopes that this mod was updated and I keep on getting disappointed.
>>557204160self inflicted
>>557201291Sorry I don't watch american goy slop
i want to rip paige's books and burn it front of her and tell her to stop being a fucking nerd
>>557204134I'll usable her right in front of Lash and Billy
>>557204134Her ult feels really bad. I hope she gets a different one.
>>557204191>flat chest on modelbasedi'm tired of everyone drawing her with big boobs
>>557201291>watching family goy
>>557204196I've come to accept it's gone forever. Also the butt plug violated terms of service for some reason and was removed. I read that after I deleted the butt plug version I still had on my pc so RIP.
>>557200032Get something for lane sustain, something for mobilityBuy damage items that synergize with your character.Buy defense items that synergizeNow you just need to figure out which items you want which is very character dependent.
>>557203893Put it on flog. It's a huge range increase and 18% per person you hit plus any creeps laying around for 4% up to 8 stacks. Pair it with mystic shot. I think it is worth it over headhunter if you're worried about lash's gun damage in the first place.
>>557204191
>>557204339it's ai slop
>>557204424good job super grok you're a good ai
Chances of Apollo actually winning ?
>>557194601>Those legs>Silver has a three deformed middle finger stubAI jeets will tell you this is the future lmao.
>>557204419Shes trad now. Sorry troons.
>>557194601made her look korean
>>557204529theyre releasing abrams jr since its just a model size difference. apollo is put on the back burner
>>557201741I love her design and concept. Top tier waifu.Her kit is fun too when it works.Stats? Trash.Lines? Nothingburger.Execution? Nothingburger, she shares a bunch of anims with seven and drifter.I expect her to have a complete overhaul one day because she really feels half-baked in everything except models. Her model is fucking amazing.
>>557204339She's not flat. Judging by her ingame model, Silver has fairly big breasts but they are bottom heavy, not top heavy, meaning they get hidden very well by clothes and they also naturally point towards her sides a bit, meaning they get hidden very well by her jacket.
>the brown babbling apes are awake
EVIL DIES TODAY
>>557204679it's actually el hermano de abramslooks exactly like abrams but green
put ivy, mina, paige, and silver players in a "who is the most annoying waifufag" boxing tournament
>>557204529He could clinch the win. Holy shit, they discovered a warehouse filled with uncounted Slork votes. Theres 6 million votes for SLORK
>>557204419I fully expect silver to be a rough and tuff southern mom one day who's husband loves her but"Your mother scares me sometimes."
>>557204735And to justify this, her jacket gets puffied out a lot towards the left and right where the bottomside of each of her breasts is. If she was flat, that puffing wouldn't happen.
Venerator ult is so fucking overpowered
i need silver to breed me
I remember back when the meta was gun bepop and he'd uppercut you vertically and kill you as you fall downGood times
BROS WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE VOTE TODAY???
>>5572045290%he already lost
YA CAN'T HIDE FROM THE VENATOR
>>557204972RAVEN SURPRISE VICTORYAPOLLO CELLS WILL HAVE TO WAIT MONDAY
>>557204781I cant believe chazm said this in game
>SLORKSLORK>SLORKSLORK>SLORKSLORK>SLORKSLORK>SLORKSLORK>SLORKSLORK>SLORKSLORK>SLORKSLORK>SLORKSLORK>SLORKSLORK>SLORKSLORK
>>557202758love this on silver
12 minutes for TRAPPER
I put 60 votes on wrecker
I've noticed that if you play Abrams and announce that you shall punch, and simply DO NOT punch, people will flinch-parry.And then you punch them.Its that shrimple. Only really in the lane phase though.
>>557205027basedzm
>>557205090Yummy debuff resistance
I can't wait to play 1 game of apollo then never get him again for the next two weeks!!!
