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Deltarune OST - The Song that Might Play when Fave Says Fuck
>>557522261
fave wants fish and chips but doesn't want to own a deep fryer and the closest stand is 70 miles away
Sorry about all the evo sperging last thread, biology is a huge autistic interest of mine
>>557522743I'd rather people talk about their passions and interests than chapter 300 of thread drama, so no harm done.
>>557522743its never autistic to want to wring krauts neck
WelcomeTo Faveguard
>>557522743if its any consolation, i enjoyed it.
12.50% of the year has passed that means 1/87/8 to go
This is what every piece of weird route fanart looks like to me.Bonus points if you know what this is from
>>557522730
>>557522865>female-coded response.>aggressive power fantasy.woah there, sugar-plum simmer down.
>>557523052
>>557523040I still can't believe Mandy did 9/11
>>557523062i think you are gay.>>557523040kek
>>557523097
>>557523158Really, you can't believe that?
>>557522743I don't blame you, I blame kraut for being the kind of retard who can never admit to being wrong.
>>557523224
>>557522086Hooman!
I keep getting sharp pains in my liver, will I eventually get jaundice and be like frisk?
>>557523161i think life would be easier if i was, but i don't have a say in the matter.men are ugly.relateable but ugly.women are ugly on the inside.and sometimes they are both ugly on the inside AND outside.
>>557523324
>>557523040I really like pic related because it looks a children's book illustration despite the grim content.
>>557523040i like the weird route fanart where noelle is just a pretty anime girl with incongrously game acurate antlers tacked on. at least give her real deer antlers if you're de-goofying her.
>>557523417
who is mike?
>>557523412No. Nobody can be as cute as her
>>557523415this is the gayest shit you've ever said
>>557523040would be more accurate if the roles were reversed
>>557523538
>>557523652
>>557523571glad you feel attracted already.don't count on me reciprocating that, idiot.
>>557523528there's some where they just look like paper tags like the little hand on SMT kodama
>>557523696<3
>>557523821
>>557519257Genuinely the most disgusting thing I've seen today20/10 peak
>>557523879*checks both boxes*
>>557524002<3
>>557523879
>>557523903>Gerson Charlie-Kirk Boom
>>557524052
>>557524179
>>557523712quit describing gay fantasies where i'm into you. you're not my type, i'm attracted to intelligent people.
>>557524179in two weeks we are 3 months away from the 3 quarter of 2026 in which we can expect the content to even drop or hear of its developement.
>>557524229
>>557524352erm, cheesed to meet you?
>>557524631
>>557524631>tiny mouse wizard that rides on your shoulder and gives you advice>sleeps in your chest pocket, literally warming your heart>still has the magical firepower of a full-sized Ralsei
>>557524851>>557524943cute <3
>caffeine hitYou have a choice.I goonpost I shitpost
>>557525225always goonpost
>>557525003
>>557524240so you ARE gay for me.don't worry, your secret is safe with me (i don't care)
>>557525006Kris is going full Hey Arnold with the shirt
>>557525301:3
I love fish
>>557525572
Fave Laughing 3
>>557525676
damn, i played ethnoguessr for the first time and in a 10 round game i only had 3 correct guesses and an average of 2256 points.i am not a good racist.
>>557525698I don't think Ralsei has ever laughed out loud so far in DR, he's only had his little chuckle. I hope he does get a unique laugh sound and that it's very melodic.
>>557525323>me: you're not my type>you: you are gay for mesee this is what i meant when i said you're not intelligent.
Sex with Frisk's butt!
Oh boo hoo my wife left me
>>557526052you are not doing yourself a service by being tsundere to the kuudere all day, idiot.
>>557526007I hope his laugh is really weird and ugly because it's real and not rehearsed
>>557525290PlapplapplapplapplaplapplapplapplapplapPLAPplapplap
>>557526228i didn't know a non-fag version of this exists.damn.nice.
>>557526132>all dayi woke up 40 minutes ago.
>>557526147Kek, it's just one drawn-out high note with inhales inbetween, and he shoots chocolate milk out of his nose in the process.To be honest, that'd be oddly adorable.
>>557526348and already this wired?i really do have some effect on you.
The Beatles invented Undertale
>>557526069This but girl Frisk.
>>557526684Based on a true story of how Ringo once fell into a hole that led to Ireland
>>557526327Yes well, I am nothing if not inclusiveBut yeah, most of sexy legwear Kris has balls showing
>>557526327I return from what I had to do. Here ya go, a little gift. it stars us too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi2_njZTSjA&list=RDoi2_njZTSjA&start_radio=1>>557522743and I studied it, biochem, shoot if you got anything.
>>557526684John Lennon is dead and burning in hell and the world is better off without him.
what if faves all live in a yellow submarine
>>557526228Can't tell if sunspots or bodypaint coming off
>>557527038I love the ocean shallows, sure. don't venture to the deeps or I might get swawwed :C
>>557527038then theyd have to get it from a 100ft tall fortress tower man
>>557526849PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
My boss told me to dress for the job I want so I came to work dressed like Favorite!
>>557526940the leotard leaves little to the imagination and the seam in the middle tickles my neurons.
>>557519257>>557524078https://www.youtube.com/shorts/av2CT_ieb_Q
>>557526945good to see ya, tasquetard.
>>557526348You've slept in until like 5 o clock? Why?
>>557506405Thank you bro for cool dess!
>>557526945anon and me had a little misunderstanding about evolution and how - in our current state - we degrade due to natural pressures no longer apply to us and him misunderstanding that as that there is a sentience to evolution and then philosophically questioning wether or not bad mutations even exist.anon did not make a strong point.
I feel cringe admitting this but whenever I feel depressed or about to have panic attack, I read charisk fanfics to calm me down, A03 and tumblr have helped me more than any therapist has
>>557527618it's not midday brother
>>557527737i feel like you're getting worse at typing in english
>>557527930open a window and just allow yourself to collapse.i had some bad ones a few years back.it'll be okay.
So anon, you spent valentines with fave, right?
>>557527930Can relate, reading fanfics kept me going a couple years ago when I just started realizing the job I had back then was kinda soul-crushing.
>>557528002could very well be.
>>557527381I want KRIS (femboy) to TICKLE (jerk off) my COCK(penis)((boy)) while I SLURP UP (cunnilingus) Susie's quivering, leaking PLAPBUSTER (pussy)((girl))
>>557527737Whenever Kraut discusses past events in the thread it always amazes me how much of a Rashamon effect there is.
>>557527202Calm down.
Fave collects old school midi synths.
>>557527930Yaoi or yuri?
>>557527930anon there nothing cringe about regulating yourself, there is no "cool" way to do that, it's ok
>>557527737evolution is RNG, where the environment yeets the shitty rng builds, and because evolutionary pressures no longer applying, it cuts both ways - the bad builds persist, as do the good ones. we can say Somalia, for example, still has pressures as it's a live PVP server. does that select for certain traits? would explain alot about their behavior. see: ruthlessness, and is evolutionary pressure even gone? most of you faggots aren't breeding so there is selection against severe maladaptiveness, right?>>557527541yo
>>557527737You insisted evolution has a forwards direction. It does not.
im going to learn how to draw mecha and im going to become a big and strong drawfag. *picks up the pencil and does nothing like an idiot* uhhh
>>557529010Do it fucker, every DR character deserves their own big robot
Ok but what if we all posted faves?I think that would be cool
>>557529172Don't have to ask me twice
>>557528772I argued that the negative RNG applies while we have no chance to develope the positives, because the positives really develope under that enviromental pressure.its like having a super power and never knowing because you dont get to use it or hone it. while genetic diseases and inheritable diseases can just pass themselves down with a higher likelihood of being genetically expressed.so we are on a downwards trend.all the while that anon tried to argue "how can a mutation be bad" as if he never knew that some people don't get to live to their twenties, genetic damages that cause cancer, diseases that cause debilletatint pain and the such exist.that anon wasn't really smart.our approach to these degradations in our genetic material is "tolerance", we invent state of the art medicine that don't cure people, but give them quality of life just so much that they get to reproduce to engage in a cycle of pain into a state where genetic material might no longer be viable for life or where life is just not worth living anymore.
>>557529172No!!! We must be angry at the internet
>>557529172
>>557529172punishment for video game crimes
>>557528894you are fucking retarded, aren't you?I say forward and you think of cardinal directions.i speak of improvement and mending so that humanity does not collapse under its own apathy and idiocy.
>>557529359This kinda looks as if Alphys is pirating spaghetti from the Internet
>>557529172I really really like this shyren image
>>557529172Ok.
>>5575286682 beautiful and sexy wives
>>557529571Cute fish next door
>>557529531you made up your own definition of evolution, and then said evolution was fake because it didn't work under the definition you personally made up
>>557529673on epstein's island.
>>557529571damn mettaton gets to fuck that?
>>557529172rumor has it that im a huge fag for mettatonim here to say that the rumors are true
>>557528036Thanks>>557528167Same, I know how comforting fanfic can be and honestly I've always wanted to see how well I can do with it, I'd make it the most cringey fluffy thing possible though>>557528668Both, I don't care for gender since I'm bi, usually I just want the characters aged up since I hate school au's>>557528753I just wish it weren't so embarrassing desu
>>557529531I don't want to clog up a fresh thread so I'm going to say one more thing and leave it. Evolution is not improvement or mending. ALL it is is a change in alleles between generations. That's it. Buh bye
>>557529131fave deserves it most of all but the thing is I've never really been a fan of any mecha series so I have no ability to even like, picture what mecha looks like in my minds eye uhhhh references yadda yadda but ill have to find some i find aesthetically pleasing bcs a lot isnt to my tastes
https://youtu.be/AeEgQlCy4aw
>>557529721no, i agreed with you, but you were busy disagreeing.you use different words, but don't understand how similar we are here.you just disagree how all this affects us and how that is different from a human from - let's say 500 years ago.and that just makes you wrong.
>>557529391you are wonderful
Fantastic faves, all of you, thanks for posting!
>>557529673Based.
>>557530110thank you
>>557529884>bro born without skin screaming for god's mercy>"bro, its evolution!!! eurkea!"i fucking hate brainlets like you.you accept the shittiness to such a degree that you deserve to live out your live in assisted living.
>>557530130WAIT i still have to post my own fave...!
>>557529836>Both, I don't care for gender since I'm bi, usually I just want the characters aged up since I hate school au'sI see. Fair enough, I like when they are aged up as well.
>>557530319too late! the Fave Show-Off is officially CLOSED
>>557529836>I'd make it the most cringey fluffy thing possible thoughGo for it, the only time I finished a fanfic it was also the fluffiest shit possible, but I felt immense satisfaction upon finishing it.
>>557529836>i'm biso you're gay, but self-loathing or out of options.gotcha.
>>557530319It's always a good time to post fave!In fact, I think all of us should keep doing it!
>>557529974alphys baby ray uh worked i guess
>>557529894Well, everyone has to start somewhere. Perhaps it's a good reason to get into a mecha series too.
any fellow dicers online? or am i dicing it alone today?
It's funny, you can tell that Rouxls thinks he genuinely deserves to live
>>557529974>>557530575METTATON NO THAT'S A TODDLER
>>557530656idk sounds like a dicey proposition
>>557530452AUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
>>557530656we have enough shitposters, sister.we don't need to add shitposters that pretend they like the game.
>>557530656Me I am online, wanna touch titties, my dicer friend?
>>557530782>shitposters that pretend they like the gamestop hitting yourself
>>557530284>Kraut trying to use evolution to explain why he’s a filthy ginger
>>557529010We can do it together, even if I think this counts more as a weird tank than a mech
any 4chan theme suggestions? right now im trying to come up with a susie theme but its going a bit roughalso, I guess my veth theme has over 100 installs now which is pretty crazy. my most popular theme that Ive made recently seems to be the castle town one with 16 installs
>>557530739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMHTBOw5Y3o
I have a prompt for writer anons:"Car"It's simple enough but general enough to giuve you at least a few ideasWrite about your faves and cars
>>557530951Rouxls theme would probably be very pleasing to the eye
>>557530656>I am dicing it>I am dicing it so gooOOd>ooOOOOhhh that's what i'm talking about>you need to GOON battat GOON>oh yes!>FOR TV WOOORLD!!
>>557530951Tennar
>>557530937if its any consolidation, gingers are a rapidly shrinking demographic and i don't think they'll survive the next millenium.
>>557530801I would be honored>>557531050would you want the background to be black like his shop background with white textboxes, or some kind of dark blue?
>>557530674I think its just supposed to be cute lmao goddamnit I knew someone was going to make that joke kek. I just like burgerpants overalls so much in that pic....the 90s taco bell adjacent pattern very very very very cute
>>557531129kraut's english is devolving
>>557531151>would you want the background to be black like his shop background with white textboxes, or some kind of dark blue?Blue would probably be nice, a night theme, but a fun and inviting one
Are you a TRUE dicer or are you a disgusting poser?
Alphys and Undyne go to the surface and find out that Naruto was real BUT they was just a little too late to experience it and now all they have is Boruto
he's so handsome why can't we get married and make babies together
>>557531401I'm a poser and I only like dice so I can play with other utg anons sorry
>>557530405I'm a sucker for post pacifists au's that take place years in the future desu>>557530490I just can't get into anything too angsty, like I'm fine with some of it or even having the characters have traumatic backstories, but my life already have too much angst, I need the characters just enjoying life and being cheesy with each other, I love a good healing arc too>>557530492A mix of both, I'm self loathing and too scared to ask anyone out
>>557531401careful what you ask, you are posing for a dicey answer
theres still roughly 7 hours before most of the other pippinslovers are usually on, darn>>557531401fuck, i keep forgetting battat is a real character with real fanmade merch. I like guro more than battat but maybe I should buy some battat merch
>>557531247finally we agree that not all change is evolution and that devolution happens.now you just have to agree that devolution is bad and come to the conclusion that tolerating this is not the way forward unless we invent supermedicine that uncripples your genetic code (would mean you would be ageless)
>>557531401Pippins OCs are fun and all but I don't understand how someone can be so obsessed with Battat
>>557530951A human theme please.
>>557530937You can shit talk kraut but for fuck sake don't shit talk gingers, I'm one too here!
what about digivolution?
>>557531616battat is the official OC
>>557531478Pacifist AUs need to fit my very specific headcanons before I can read them.
>>557531401I've made my own dice OC, does that at least graduate me past being a poser?(I'd never consider myself a true dicer.)
>>557531478>I'm self-loathing.it's okay to doubt yourself, its okay to be afraid.just don't let it own you.true bravery doesn't mean that you don't feel fear, but being afraid and beating that demon out of yourself.
we should find a ginger girl and make her rape kraut so he becomes a daddy of a ginger baby
Kris being all sweaty and hating himself after he raped Noelle
>>557531723>t.Togore
>>557531629i'll try making one with frisk, chara and kris. mostly for the krisfags. i wish this general had better frisk and chara lovers, i like frisk art and im a huge chara lover myself but I avoid posting them
>>557531908*Kris being all sweaty after loving sex with me>ftfy
>>557531478>I love a good healing arc tooLove me some hurt/comfort myself, as long as it's done believably. Above all though, I really like stories about adorable creatures facing off against cosmic terrors and overcoming the odds even if they get really tossed around in the process. That's what got me into Deltarune in the first place too.
>>557531749Fair enough. >>557531723which digimental would have fave?
do any of you guys own either fanmade or official merch?
>>557531598Objective reality isn't real
>>557531445He's not real because he's way too handsome for this world to handle
>>557532041>ralsei plushies?Yes.>amount?Yes.
>>557531689>it's okay to be horrible to people i don't like, but not le me!!! i have le feelings!!!!you really deserve to be ginger now.>sunlight fucks you>slightly immune to painkillers>higher pain threshhold>lower pain threshhold for temperature changesyour skyrim build sucks ass.
I will not reply... I will not waste more time correcting someone who refuses to be corrected...
/utg/ merch when?
Fave is spending all night enjoying brazilian carnival
I will not buy /utg/ merch unless it features a mugsy sweater.
>>557528772Who are the people you want to “purge” from the thread? Genuinely what are you spergtard melting down over?
fuck, I need to animate a pippins song thing I have an idea for, but I also need to make more themes, but I also also need to make some valentines day cards for the pippins ocs/other deltarune characters like philipanon suggested because that seems fun. so much to do and so little (tv) time!>>557532041i have a pin of toby (dog forme)
>>557531914I think you should post fave without fear but thanks for doing my request.
>>557532287>mugsy
>>557531592>>557532206tbdirkenuinelyesu we could always make our own merch with sites like vograce or the million others I don't know the name of (and there's already the sticker magma which I need to finish my gurofujo sticker on)
>>557532127
>>557532041A few, I have some cds, vinyls, that undertale collector edition for the pc thingie and some clothes, mainly that chara shirt and sans hoodie (seriously, I need to know how that sans hoodie was made, it's so warm and I would love to have the same quality in my own hoodies)
that dog is too annoying he is in need of some correction.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>557532041Yes! I wouldn't be fave's fan if I didn't own merch of my beloved
>>557532206anon doesnt know about the one (1) fujo plush in existence>>557532376Ive been wanting to make catti and pippins merch but i keep losing jobs. as soon as im able to get this new job i want to use my sewing machine to practice making plushes
>>557532206>dancing Nazi Flowey toys>goth slut Ralsei plushies>Link figurines shoddily painted blue>bottled period for art purposes
>>557532041only his but im planning on getting the rouxls figure
>>557532510dont worry i saw it in your website
>>557532684>>557532320FUCK, I FORGOT I NEED TO ALSO WORK ON THE WEBSITE. why cant i just clone myself, life is hard
>>557532510NTA but I have been wanting to make a pippins piggybank for a while now because I actually need one and I think it would be fun, along with getting actual dice with the OC faces printed on them
The Roaring Knight...
>>557532836thats a cool idea for the dice. their faces could replace the side of the dice that has 1, most custom dice replace the 1 with a neat picture
>>557532510Don't forget about the Pippins clay figures
What does he taste like?
>>557532041Toby/Fangamer isn't making Spamtenna merch so my money is lining some other peoples' pockets. It's not my fault he doesn't want FREE INFINITE MONEY GLITCH
>>557533024popsicle
>>557533024chicken
>>557531769for me it just need to be very gay and very fluffy lol>>557531875Um, thanks I guess? I can be pretty insecure but I'm working on it at least, heck I'm even going through a bit of a questioning phase with the whole queer thing rn which isn't helping much>>557532010I usually love that cringey mid 2010s humor, it doesn't really need much of a story and it can flounder a bit for me to enjoy it, those ask blogs back then was filled with that sorta thing
>>557533024AWHEEHEEHAH
>>557533040>Tenna merch becomes available>it's a long faintly purple cone with a suction cup that you can stick on your TV screen
>>557531891stay the fuck away from me
Is Chara still a virgin?
>>557533196I fucking beg for this please oh my god let it be made out of actual silicone
>>557533196Some people are gonna use the purple cone for super unintended purposes
>>557533335Yes. Humans are pure.
>>557533371it would be too pointy to do what i know you're thinking of doing with it
>>557533414Ice cream...*cute sans eating ice cream*
>>557533432Might as well kms in advance then, since I will never be able to have one of those
>>557533161>i can be pretty insecure.don't worry, i hate your guts for being a fag.this is a spiritual journey for you to have.
>>557533589I mean don't let me stop you, I just don't think it would be enjoyable.
At the utg meetup, you must prove your love for fave before you're allowed to go inAre you prepared?
>>557533759You're not stopping me, I am stopping because I know it would hurt and I am not a masochist
can we finally admit toby did a bad job?
>>557533813Spam and Tenna fans must press their tattoos together to make spamtenna get back together
>>557532893imagine
>>55752793020 min walk could also help, that's what I'd do when I'm overly stimulated. There's nothing wrong with escapism either. Take care, my friend.
>>557534342good picture.
This tenna nose conversation reminds me of someone's custom mettaton themed dildo I found https://litter.catbox.moe/vn1rjaozwc5a1q7e.png
https://youtu.be/YeZfdQut8P8
>>557532893>>557534281>Deltarune AU where the game is actually a mecha show where the Darkners are aliens and Kris and Susie are just two kids that just happen stumble across some cool ass mechs. >The Roaring Knight is a mysterious rival character that drives a mech totally unlike the ones made by Lightners and Darkners.
>>557534432wow this looks awful I would not want this up my coochie
>>557533813I love fave, but I very much do not love tattoos. Not that I'd go to a /utg/ meetup anyway.
I LOVE THIS MAN
>>557534432Mettadong (S)EX
>>557534432>>557534542It looks sick, but it doesn't seem very workable as a dildo.
>>557534432Cool looking but it does seem uncomfortable
>>557534476if Noelle knight ends up being the case then her mech would have a black box that transforms it when the Dark I mean Roaring Knight persona surfaces
>>557534581dont want to see your heroes?
>>557533432Should I talk about that official Char Aznable Zaku horn-shaped electric "massager" again
>>557532041i have one tenna-themed braceleti plan on buying a plushie of either tenna or spamtonbut other than that...everything is too damn expensive!!
>>557534732There are no heroes here. Only villains.
>>557534581Then you don’t love fave enough
>>557534843what does the bracelet look like?
>>557534542I know its huge and looks like it weighs 20 pounds, it's from one one of those monster dong companies. It glows under a blacklight too. Intimidatinghttps://www.tumblr.com/siliconemenagerie/144464656742
>>557534843it's an investment for the game's future
>>557534476>Ralsei is a consciousness of a kid prodigy who used to pilot the mech that Kris and Susie found>he died at some point and was uploaded into the mech as an on-board assistant>convinced he's not the real thing and is simply an AI copy
>>557534996Why is the silver underpart blocky and sharp also THATS FUCKING MASSIVE JESUS FUCK
HUMANITY IS DOOMED TO REPEAT THE SAME MISTAKES UNTIL THE END OF TIMEWE ARE NEVER ESCAPING THE DARK HISTORY
>>557535341It’s even pink like Tenna is blushing…
So Gerson absolutely looked into the Shadow Crystal right
>>557535636no because he's old
>>557535341Reminds me of the harry potter toy broom that was recalled because it vibrated and uhhhh
>>557534902I simply do not agree with your definition of love.
i'm sad and dying 1.5 months and still no chapter 5
>>557533371You ended up never finding those silicone sex toys, huh? I remember
stop raping faves, they're pure innocent and don't want sex
>>557535850it can't have already been that long right? RIGHT?!?
>>557534432That is a sexy dildo, too bad it can't be used for its intended purpose
>>557529353do we have proof of degradation, though? say we take corpses of cavemen and medieval folks, do we find anything special? I was pharma, ngl, not evolutionary, but you got a point with the lack of elimination, scary oneFatal Familial insomnia,you get prions that clog your brain and you can't sleep ever again, you die 6 months-2 years later. it expresses at mid life and is dominant as a gene, meaning it expresses over the gene for normality. some Italians got it, and the disease now exists in 20 families. because we got jellyspine and are too cucked to restrict reproduction rights it isn't eliminated.>>557532318Numbers and Doomer, but too much chaos nobody wants, too much work.
The ending of Deltarune is Dess revealing to Kris that Asriel was the man who could've been a father to her about three seconds before they're both atomized
>>557536040everyone in this general will be as old as gerson sooner than we think
>>557535850Anon it will be August and we still will not have chapter 5, brace for that
>>557534432ive always felt that robodicks are hard to get right, if its too human-like it looks boring but if it looks like a bundle of scrap-parts it doesnt register as a dick in my brain
>>557534719>Dess Knight is basically a sci fi lich that continues to "live" thanks to the mech giving her quasi life support.>Rudy Knight puts the user under a dire, potentially terminal state of health the longer they operate it. This would also explain why the Knight only appears at sporadic, short intervals. >Carol Knight actually has several weapons, like a longer laser odachi and dark matter ninja stars, but largely prefers to only use her dark matter sword until things truly get dicey.>Papyrus Knight doesn't actually appear in the driver's seat. In fact, Papyrus is driving it remotely and simply believes it to be a video game.>>557535163I was thinking something within these lines.>Kris's mech is painfully underequipped and weirdly "standard" looking, which is due to later being revealed to being a prototypical Lightner mech that was never meant to see the light of action. >Susie's mech is existentially a giant mech meant for construction, where Susie largely uses it to destroy mountains and abandoned buildings for fun. After character development however, she starts using it in a more supporative role to aid and heal her companions' mechs. >Ralsei's mech is a floating, fragile ball with a lot of utility and limited "healing" via nano-technology, but is a poor direct fighter. However, its core can be potentially overheated, causing the mech to potentially work as a sphere of firery devastation, though at the cost of a possible implosion. I imagined Ralsei is to be an "artifical" alien, "made" solely to aid mech users, though your idea also sounds cool. I imaine that the mechs Susie and Kris could be a sort of "Green Lantern" sort of deal or maybe they were sent back to the past to prevent some kind of upcoming disaster.
>>557535576>>557535725The back of the box is funny as hell too. It's screenshots of the 0079 anime captioned with "testimonials" about the device.Alphys managed to get her hands on one but it shattered across time and space when someone she forgot about stole it.
>>557536179no.... that can't be true....
I can't believe it's 2035 already*winks at future archive readers*
>>557535729Spamton would be enamored by you devoting a permanent ad slot on your body just for him. But you don’t commit yourself to him that way
>>557535886Yeah, unfortunatelyThe stores in here still have the same fucking shitty products that aren't safe for use, I have given up
>>557536075inheritable diseases that get "treated" but never cured and populations increase and haven't really declined since... ever.this meaning that this is a cascading issue.
susie theme idea. yay or nay?
>>557536412>implying this site will be archived for that long
>>557536460That really sucks anon. I'll use mine today in your honor.
>>557536570I can vibe with it, but the bottom right Susie picture might be unfitting.
>>557536460wait, there are sex toys that arent safe to use? are they radioactive or something?
>>557536570I would like to suggest the color of the posts be made lighter
>>557536075>Numbers and Doomerreally? you had a thread spanning melty last thread over 2 posters? i don’t believe you lying retard, you probably find anyone who doesn’t like t*squemamager or other furrybait characters to be the problem
>>557536498oh, FFI is incurable. it shows, you are on death's door. a gigachad used a car battery to shock himself to sleep when it got really bad, it didn't really rest him but it slowed down his doom somewhat. because he played martyr scientists now know way more about prionic disease progress.
susie theme idea that i didnt finish. i feel like it has potential but i cant crack it
>>557536764Then you don't believe me, you're saying that as if I should care about that, fuck off and do your own thing, and filter me if if I bother you that much.
This is basically why Tenna is the subbiest sub of all subs. Anyone who actually does BDSM will know that the more controlling person is always the damn sub.
>>557536426Spamton would also be enamored by me letting him murder my ass, but I don't quite fancy dying. Not until Deltarune is finished, at least.
>>557536764The fucker literally admited he wanted to purge the thread. He is like a kid who ruins sandcastles when other kids don't want to play with him.
>>557537113Potato status: MASHED
>>557536663Good for you>>557536721>wait, there are sex toys that arent safe to use?Yes, not just because a company tells you to use something it means that you should trust them, some toys are especially bad in this regard because they might even contain known carcinogens>are they radioactive or something?No, they're just made of cheap, porous materials that can't be fully cleaned after use because of it and as a result develop bacterial/fungal growth after enough uses and can pass on an infection to whoever uses the toyI have never had any sort of infection and I don't plan on having one now just because of low quality products
>>557536214Now this is an anime I'd watch.>Kris's mech is painfully underequipped and weirdly "standard" lookingI can imagine his mech having a very slim frame, kind of like what Kris' Dark World self is usually depicted in fanart, and its only weapons are very sharp blades mounted on all limbs.>I imagined Ralsei is to be an "artifical" alienThat does sound cool. My idea is that perhaps he is just a hologram or a little floating drone in Chapter 1 but finds himself an android body by the end of it to mirror his transformation.
>>557537113lol no you are lolcow mr. potatohead and nobody cares about your non-mission
>>557537143hey anon? don't bring attention to this fact, I feel called out.
>>557537283Sorry I didn't mean for that to come off as if I was rubbing it in that you couldn't find anything. I was just trying to make a crude masturbation joke.
>>557537283wow, you just made me realize that the materials that dildos are made out of is probably very important, especially since its being shoved up the vaginal canal. if there was something wrong with a sex toy it could end up fucking up someones womb/lead to birth complications in the long run if the material is toxic/causes toxic effects after lots of use. I can't believe I never thought of this before
>>557537379It's ok anon, there's lowkirkuinely not enough doms in the BDSM economy because everyone wants to be a sub.Unless you mean you're the dom. Then it's ok, there has to be people out there to fulfill a high demand role.
>>557537113We are all laughing at you in discord by the way.
get a glass dildo
>>557537243Awww my two favorite ladies : 3
>>557537302for a bunch of faggots and fag enablers that tolerate pedophiles, you sure are pretty exclusive.but i guess its not about inclusivity, its more like a safe space for faggots.
>>557537605the main thing is yeast infections I feel like dildo related birth complications are rare kek
>>557537660i remember that post
>>557537243Why are the s-rank rewards ribbons.
>>557534632PROVE IT
Why doesn't ralsei wear a suit more often?
>>557537681>for a bunch of faggots and fag enablers that tolerate pedophilesI guess that's why you are so comfortable here.
kris has a 4 incher with tiny saggy nuts
>>557530953thank you for this vidoe.
>>557537865No, i am comfortable because i don't need your approval, because i don't really see you as an authority on anything because i find you laughable.
>>557537445I didn't think much of it and I honestly wasn't sure of what to reply, and even if you had meant it in a mocking way I would not have cared so it's ok>>557537605You learn something new every day, as they saySex toys barely have any sort of regulations and I think things have to change
Why does kraut seethe like a retard when tasqueshart is made fun of?
>>557538046that's how you recall it?
>>557536203I also feel this way, I also have a hard time relating/imagining physical pleasure/sensations to it? I dont know if this makes sense but it relates to my hc of mettaton as actually not being that horny/lower libido. Something about a robot dick feels very detatched and inanimate kek
>>557537635I'm a switch but yeah, there's far too many subs which is half the reason why I even switch up in the first place, I'm honestly scared that one day I'll forever be forced to be a dom and have them ask me to do something so fucked up that I just can't do it anymore
>>557538046excuse you that's his boyfriend
>>557538046he has a potatoface too and is very defensive about it
Just realized Noelle knight theory also explains FRIEND (her smile) and the eggs (Cat Petterz) being in every dark world too.
>>557538215>i'm a switchvery disabled. sad.
>>557537946>>557537605Also allergies, some materials are hypER-allergic. the opposite of hypO-allergic.>>557538046Flattery? Honesty? choose what suits you, the peasantry are on a revolving door and we get new ones each day, and lose others. maybe soon a good one will climb upwards.
>>557538046Remember when kraut bitched about how to make use of potatoes? Yeah...
>>557536214Susiebot...
>>557538287I... don't get this, is it like a jab at the nintendo switch being bad? what?
>>557538240bruh I literally laughed at some of the jokes because they were good.
>>557538321>says a literal peasant irlKEKAROOOOOOOO
>>557538321hoes mad.simple as.
>>557536214>Mettaton Knight is literally just a dude whose brain got uploaded into a mech
why dont we settle this over a nice cup of tea?
>>557538264Where is Friend in Chapter 1?
>>557538046He’s also an ugly retard and that’s the unironic answer
>>557538472>Alphys knight has her cockpit covered in ecchi to give her motivation.
I feel it's a sacrilege that I haven't seen or know absolutely anything about Gundam... For the expert anons in this thread, do you recommend I get into the franchise or do you think it's better not having newgens?
>>557536460*combs hair* well, maybe i can be of assistance *puffs chest* *sprays mint flavor mist in mouth*
>>557538627I mean, you ARE right even though you don't know what i look like.but i get it. you are a woman and me calling you fat got under your skin.
>>557538685Just start with the first one.
Deltarune Prime chapter 4
quick tenna theme idea 1
>>557538809I’m in much better shape than you, babe
What's it called when Fave wants to gently dominate a man by tenderly fucking his ass with a strapon and calling him my good boy but doesn't want to literally beat him or make him do degrading things?
>>557538919no you're not.
>>557538685Last time I was you, I felt like G Gundam was worth it
>>557538871actually, if i decide to make this theme ill move the posts to the left and only leave one tenna statue on the right
>>557539056Post your waist measurement, mine is 26 inches
FRISK DAISUKI! CHARA DAISUKI! HOOMANS DAISUKI!
>>557539108i don't use inches and i don't know.i am not a woman, i don't piss myself like that.who the fuck measures their waist?oh right. women.
>>557539082ahh, neo mexico..
>>557538601inside meFor real though, she hadn't smiled yet thus the big question, how long did it take her to smile
>>557539216You can be fat or you can be ignorant, but you can't be both pal.
>>557539216>won’t measure himselfFat.>doesn’t know how to count inches Retarded.
