>>558008749>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>roleplay tourney IIIhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/17vcs35g-KN9wZeHn63a8TA85PAMgeyDIKjAud1Im0Ts/>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12xFgBhBqMumTzgn7_yOmFYTnrxltRf2uR8jUG8J_-c8/>survey resultshttps://repo.riichi.moe/others/charactersurvey/index.html
>suckymahjongas
>>558082510>suckyi cares
1st for スピキ
Easily the ugliest and fattest cat in this game
>>558083175I hate the gacha gremlins so much
>Sakino
>>558083314i like the sexy chibis but im not playing turnbased autofighter gachaslop
>>558083292there's not that many cats in the game
>>>/a/286224461
>>558083449Marry, fuck, kill.
>>558083442sheeeeesh
>>558083808
>>558083808I wish that was my frenulumjinwu-12.png
Ichihime will get her comeuppance in the role play finals
>>558084287TO will emergency buff cat in order to prevent anything except a total cat victory.
is the RP tourney going to finish in time for league 7?
>>558084287With enough dora, even a tanmeow can become a nyakumanTrust the plan
>>558082510Lick lick lick lick
>>558084553>league za nana
>>558084287Bold of you to assume that any of the cats even make it past the semifinals
>>558082510natural tits don't look like thatevery saki has had breast surgery
>>558084681LEAGUE BANANA WILL HAPPEN
>>558084756The left tiddies aren't impossible but it does presume the bikini is really fucking tight.
>>558084716Kek this tourney is taking forever i assumed it would be finals by thos point
>>558084756Ritz just sucks at drawing
Total bunny victory! Total nyagger death!
>>558084756>natural tits don't look like thatwhat an unfair world we live in
YOUR NEXT COLLABhttps://youtu.be/4Dfi5uJ2thw?si=sp5gZOFyrK2X7MjH
It's uphttps://pathofhouou.blogspot.com/2026/02/week-15-conflict.html
>>558085541>I'd set my goal at Saint, but the more I played and learned, the more I became aware that I'm already capable of it. If I continued on, fully shook off the rust and regained my habits, I'm sure I could reach Saint. That then just turns it into an exercise in putting in the time.It's over.
>>558085541>bitching about going 1.5x dry at fishing trawlerhe's never going to make it to saint
>>558085541>I'd set my goal at Saint, but the more I played and learned, the more I became aware that I'm already capable of it.if you can convince yourself that you're a girlyou can convince yourself of anything
I donated all my cookies. Now ichihime is going to starve...
>>558085541>Maybe I should just drop Mahjong again.> I became aware that I'm already capable of it. If I continued on, fully shook off the rust and regained my habits, I'm sure I could reach Saint. primo hopeless tranny coping hours
>>558085541why doesn't this nigger just play the game?
>>558085858I gave my cookies to Hanner.
>>558085541Hopeless Girl is already Saint-tier without even needing to play the game.THAT'S HOW MUCH BETTER SHE IS THAN YOU.Only no-lifers would bother trying to become Saint "for real".
We shouldn't have let autistic people participate in society
i have already thought of being saint on 2 accounts
>>558085541At least get to a point where you get stable ranks on amae before you start coping about how you're a humble temporarily embarrassed saint
>>558086170Heh
Just renewed my fortune charm
>>558085541>in western mahjong society, believing that you are saint means that you are saintWait, doesn't that also mean...?
>>558085894>>Maybe I should just drop Mahjong again.they fucking gave upat expert 2oh my fucking god
>>558086326yes
I'd set my goal at Tenhoui, but the more I played and learned, the more I became aware that I'm already capable of it. If I continued on, fully shook off the rust and regained my habits, I'm sure I could reach Tenhoui. That then just turns it into an exercise in putting in the time. The process became less exciting.
fucking MFG bots too difficult now should have farmed the rank points when they were tsumogiri only
>>558085541Does she live in a zoo?
the birbs at the park are free. You can take them home. I have 458 birbs.
Any 90-00s anime expert here ?
>>558086874we have some old retards here, yes
>>558086874what do you want to know
>>558086874we only have zoomer retards here, no
Some folks can't handle the variance
You will never be a real Saint. You have no rank, you have no games, you have no stats. You are a delusional Expert twisted by books and Discord into a crude mockery of mahjong’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back jyanshis mock you. Your rivals are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish deal-in rate behind closed servers.Saints are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of ranked hanchans have allowed Saints to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Experts who “pass” WWYDs sound uncanny and unnatural to a Saint. Your MAKA grade is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Saint to koko with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected dragon discard order.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake "gg" after every single friendly and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss of Adept. Your Discord server will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real rank, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an Expert is buried there. Your account will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a stable rank that is unmistakably Expert.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>558087141The average age of this general is 35
>>558086874I legitimately believe anime died in 2009 so I think I'm qualified
is this grounds for a rq? lil bro gave up his dealership all last comeback chance
>>558087137>>558087310I watched an extremely niche movie as a kid with my onee-chan and I cannot find it. I know it had more than 1 part (maybe OVA, maybe movie) it was very nature focused, the word "gaia" was spoken often. It did not have any cliches you associate with anime, no school, no JK girls, no fight scenes. I think the protagonist was a woman (I think 20s?) who had to do something to save something, I think she was half deity or had to become a deity? The artstyle felt like a mix of mononoke and last unicorn, very green, very "airbrushy" feel to it.I googled for hours and found nothing.It might not even be japanese anime? but it did look very anime-esque
>>558085541>I'd set my goal at Saint, but the more I played and learned, the more I became aware that I'm already capable of it. If I continued on, fully shook off the rust and regained my habits, I'm sure I could reach Saint. That then just turns it into an exercise in putting in the time. The process became less exciting. Not to mention playing on Mahjong Soul felt worse once I realized the weakness of Maka compared to NAGA.Nah this is just too much. What the fuck was the point of reviving the blog if you're going to cope like thisI give up, truly hopeless.
>>558087310Have you tried turning it off and on?
oldulgies...the newcuties are making fun of us...
>>558087214YUZU!!!!!
>>558086874I'm not an expert but I've seen some anime that I grew up with and watched them on our local tv channels.If you want a non meme isekai, watch Escaflowne, Rayearth and Now and then, Here and there. Harem? Saber Marionette J. Lolicon? Akazukin Chacha. Shounen? Gatekeepers. Romance action? DN Angel is my personal favoritr.
>>558087375obviously notbut it's gold sanma, so you barely lose anything for lastunlike jade sanma
>>558087273>infected dragon discard orderI only had 2s8s I thought it was fine to cut hatsu first because 10 shanten ryuuiisou isn't real
>7am>Wake up>8am>take a piss, get out of bed, Shower>9am>Eat breakfast, drink coffee, watch youtube slop>10am>Walk dogs, play with cockatiel, feed foster alligator>12:05am>no time for mahjong, it's almost 1 which only gives me an hour for mahjong and I have to have lunch at 2>3pm eat lunch>4pm Just shitposting>5pm eat dinner>6pm missed peak hours, it's just mortalbots now, no point in playing ranked>>0am sleepAnother hard days work as /mjg/'s humblest temporarily embarrassed saint
>>558087375>Hanner>sanma>primal firewtf I'm not playing, who are you
>>558087785>playing sanma in his sleep
>>558087375weird looking chiitoi...
>>558086654The guy made it seem like the AI is pretty rudementary, I think they just don't go back in shanten
>3pm>Wake up>3:30pm>check my rank on my phone while making coffee. Looks like I looped back to expert while drunk queueing last night>4pm >eat breakfast>5pm>start drinking>3pm>wake up>3:30pm>check my rank again. looks like I'm back in master.
>>558088130I respect a looper with the heart of a warrior more than a coward afraid to play.
2026 is the year of sanma
>>558087959unironically why dont they allow double pairs of the same tile 4s should be valid there
>>558088471valid in chinese rules
Fine I'll bite the bullet, not like this is the first time I'm almost sent back to Expert anyway. Surely I'll bounce back again
>>558088616
>>558088616telly doko
new japanese gambling inventedhttps://x.com/hourly_shitpost/status/2024982723010453655
Footjob under the mahjong table
>>558088471>>558088560I could’ve sworn this exists in local rules. It’s called 四枚使い七対子 or something like that
>>558088859Here’s Tsuchida talking about it:https://x.com/tsuchidakosho/status/1418727303580839942
>>558085541>From 5 to 7, supper happens at some point, and then from 7 to 9, the birds distract me, and then from 9 to 10, the cat distracts me.How can someone be this inept that they cannot fit in 30 minutes in this time period to play even 1 (one) hanchan?
>>5580892613 hours of this man's day is spent looking at his pets?
>>558088841i do this in vrchat
>>558089345some people are legitimately incapable of multitasking. like walking and chewing gum at the same time.
>>558087402thanks for nothing boomers
>>558089261>the only reason hopeless girl hasn't made it to saint is because of jinwu, qingluan, and ichihime
>>558089261I can’t believe they spent two years watching enough productivity YouTubers to randomly namedrop in the blog and still don’t know how to manage their time.
>>558089345Mentally ill people and an overabundance of pets are a common pairing.
Distraction beam
Hah?
what happened, where am I
>>558089730gold room
>>558087402>>558089482That shit is so obscure it sounded like a visual novel more than anything. No action in the 90s is fucking rare.
>>558089764>>558089730
>>558089482the only earth themed OVA maybe movie I can remember is Origin spirits of the past and I'm sure as shit it ain't that
>>558090158it feels like that but 10-20 years older, also more mature protagonist
>>558089482Yokohama kaidashi kikou?Its iyashikei but haven't watched it
>>558090292It was not in that vein at all, it had a feeling of impending doom throughout it. Like a green fairytale version of texhnolyze.The female protagonist/deutagonist was also the silent type.
>>558090292>YKKI was too focused on the 90s, but also Alpha is a robot.
Hello everyone. I've decided to become a FOC because I realized that I'm a Saint in everything except for rank.
>>558090219I keep thinking it YU-NO but that's hentai and has a male protagonist.
I'm a saint in penis size
>>558090717
I've been thinking about anon's mystery anime so much I've gaslit myself into believing I've seen it too so now I need answersI expect them by the time I wake up, get to work.
>folding simulator>guess I need to win something before the game ends>worst result possiblereeeeeee
>>558087402>>558089482Arjuna maybe?
Imagine settling for being merely a Saint in your delusional blogposts when you could be Celestial or Tenhoui.
>>558091515why didn't you reach to force kami to foldyou're in lastyou don't have a genbutsuand this is just tanyao dora
I'm gonna be honest man, I just don't like playing video games anymore
>>558091515But why didn't you riichi?
>>558091646They even moved the goalposts. Literally from their first post since reviving the blog:>A Tenhoui would very easily be able to reach Houou. Thus, the goal will be to become more like a Tenhoui.
Play Mahjong or Nextfest now?
Anon, check out:- Green Legend Ran (1992)- Angel’s Egg / Tenshi no Tamago (1985)- Please Save My Earth / Boku no Chikyuu wo Mamotte (1993)A bit more recent but could be it:- Earth Maiden Arjuna / Chikyuu Shoujo Arjuna (2001)- A Tree of Palme (2002)
>>558085541>The biggest problem is the animals.Okay yeah I have a dog he can be distracting sometime->From 5 to 7, supper happens at some point, and then from 7 to 9, the birds distract me, and then from 9 to 10, the cat distracts me....>Maybe I should just drop Mahjong again.lol>I'd set my goal at Saint, but the more I played and learned, the more I became aware that I'm already capable of it.Note: his Gold stats look like every person that I know who has read RB1, nothing special. My prediction was stable rank in the low Master ranger and him hanging himself after figuring out that he wasn't as good as he hoped, certainly no better than that Yu_song guy. Maybe he would've switched to Tenhou as a cope only to find out he gets raped there too, at least he could blame no tips or whatever for that.>My time playing RuneScape has shown me I don't enjoy grinds that rely on RNG drops. What was the fucking point in doing all of this then?>That's probably similar to my current feelings towards Mahjong. Getting unlucky in a game feels like wasted time.I guess horrific mental is par for the course if you're a tranny. Everyone knows that ranked ladder is a marathon not a sprint but this dude wants to be Saint as soon as possible. Might as well load up a Mortal bot if you want instant gratification like a retarded nigger.
>>558091986For me it's climbing down the ladder of excuses to then admit that you never wanted it anyway and besides if you really tried you'd be saint so what's the point. Peak delusion
download the stats b4 the blog is deleted
>>558091667>>558091838I'm bad and I thought dealer riichi was already enough to scare off the others.
>>558091975Replying to >>558087402
>>558090706nope>>558091637no, it sounds kinda similar but the protag is too young and not melancholic enough, the world is too "normal">>558091975unfortunately none of these are it. Angels egg aesthetic looks similar though. Just imagine more foresty scenes a la princess mononoke
Speaking of which, I asked AIs about a random ass anime I watched when I got into anime and found it immediately.It was Jyu-Oh-Sei (獣王星) — Planet of the Beast King. From what I remember it was kinda shit (and also kinda gay)
>>558091515unlucky
>>558092154It's not really about making the others fold. It's just that there's no way you fold that hand so you might as well get the most value out of it. The only reason to dama is if oya had discarded one of your winning tiles and even then I'd probably just riichi anyway.
I'm a machineInside a machineFiled between the early birdAnd another with a broken wing
>>558092209Setting aside Nausicaä and Haibane Renmei, how about The Vision of Escaflowne: A Girl in Gaea? The movie specifically
>>558092083>I-I hated RNG grinds anywaysI'm sure you did buddy, which is why you wrote that very long and very wrong Umamusume guide right?I wonder if he thought that ladder mahjong would be a cakewalk similar to how global Uma was on launch. I guess he got filtered when he encountered people that had actual game knowledge, which is why he often copes with NAGA or MAKA. i.e "I got a better score so I should've won that," and "I could get to Saint, my NAGA scores say so, I just don't want to play that much."
I recognize some of these animes. How old is this general...?
>>558092843Do you know about Jujutsu Kaisen? Classic anime right there
i hope he sees what we thought about his blogpost
>>558092779Yeah what a rube, coping with all that, hahaIs it hot in here?
>>558092656Nope, too much battling, not "artsy" enough for lack of a better word
>>558092891JJK? More like YJK. As in, you just know it's shit
>>558085541Rationalization, sour grapes, self-handicapping, ego protection, avoidance coping… a psych student would have a field day with this blog
>>558092656Escaflowne has a lot of action, and the main heroine is a high school girl in a uniform.
>>558092843My first anime was Lensmen
Densha De GO! is kinda hard
>>558092134the cunny blog?
I'm /mjg/'s third celestial, I just haven't gotten around to it.
>>558092843Don't worry about it.
I think I'm slowly becoming a transportation and military vehicle autist with age. What the fuck do I do?
My first anime was Sword Art Online!
>>558091975>>558091975>Angel’s Egg / Tenshi no Tamago (1985)I know this one. First time I watched was on 2015 I think
>>558093254Buy a Kettenkrad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8hwDQJRU7E
>>558093094www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZIlEw2j3OM
>>558093254Model kits, Gunner Heat PC, flight sims like IL2 and DCS, OpenTTD, Transport Fever 2, or Factorio. Don't bother with War Thunder if you're old, you'll get raped by people like me.
>>558093254Download War Thunder, I think. If you already have, it's over, and you'll need to buy one of those NATO/Soviet RTS and mod it.
>>558093254Roll when the GuP collab drops in two more weeks.https://youtu.be/val5LZ-YURo
All I can think of for now are Kaze no Tairiku (1992) and Utsunomiko (1989). But your visuals remind me of Arete Hime (2001). Perhaps same director? Worth a check.
>>558093540I just bought American Truck Simulator on sale for pennies
>>558093676I'll be the famous Kay
>>558093767American Truck Simulator has lobbies if you want to... y'know...
Some weird anime about naked girls stuck in a large bathroom without doors, having a philosophical debate about never getting out of the room. After losing hope and starving for some days everything goes downhill.They just start screaming and yelling.Then they all commit suicide, either by smashing their heads on the floor or scratching their necks to bloody piecesOne girl helped the other to drown in the sink, because she asked her to hold her, because she couldn't do it...I cried myself to sleep right after watching that vid, because I just didn't even know anymore...Why would anyone draw that with such precision? It was goddamn horrifying.-Looked 80ish in quality (audio too). Japanese dub. English subs. Lasted for about 30 minutes. No credits, but it seemed ripped.Voices sounded very young, but eh, Japanese sound young in their 50'.Haven't found or seen it again.The name of the vid was something along the lines of "Go for a punch" or something.
>>558091515If you didn't greed dora you would have won btw
I'm waiting for FH6
>>558093879We can koko once I figure out how to parallel park in under 15 minutes
>>558093758I can see the similarities in artstyle, unfortunately none of his filmography fits
>>558093767Based. I have an entry-level simrig and I might get around to that at some point. For now I play Forza/ACC/DiRT 2. Mahjong.
>>558085541Check the comments mirai-12.png
>>558094067DON'T HURT HER FEELINGS/MJG/ YOU HAVE GONE TOO FUCKING FAR
>>558093967We are brothers.
>>558093891Nice copypasta anon, but it doesn’t actually exist. The original anon admitted to making it up a few years ago
>>558093879what if we had trex in the parking lot?
SakiMadeMePunch
>>558094252>her
>>558094286
>>558094067i'm genuinely surprised you can post anything on the blog without it being moderated first.
>>558093989I usually just throw it in and it all works out, apparently the game gives you a lot more space compared to IRL
Scumbag behavior leaving mean comments Kys
sneed jyanshi
LEAVE HER ALONE
“mean comments” and it’s the mildest thing ever
>>558094714>>558094856>Be retarded>Someone calls you retarded>STOP CALLING ME RETARDED
faggots need a reality check. the world doesnt move around them
>2. Self-Handicapping and Ego ProtectionI feel more called out than the retarded tranny will because I can't rationalize away objectively correct points like he can
>>558095098mai wouldn't say this
>>558092843Any anime released within the past decade isn't worth watching. And I'm being generous when I put the timeline as the past decade.
>>558095157Once you learn that you and your ego are two separate consciousnesses and that the latter will do its utmost to protect you even at cost to your own progress, then you can proceed
>>558095157Knowing is the first step, anon. You’ve got this!
Watch this then hit the ranked mines.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqFM1yCtJVE
>Delete this hateful post. This is not contructive criticism and is obviously AI-generated. Erzzy has her own priorities in life and doesn't need your judgement.
>>558093254You could try Wargame Red Dragon or Warno. Finally remembered their names.
>>558095420Why bother sharing to the world if you don't expect it to clap back?
at this point just link the thread
>>558095420>>558085541Fight fight fight!
>>558095501does /mjg/ want the guilt of a s*icide hanging over our heads?
>>558095629sure? what's one more
>>558095629She was way harsher when talking about yu song or whatever his name was. If she can’t handle this then I really don’t know what to say
>>558095629if not us, then who?
>>558095757source? not because I don't believe you, I'm just curious
>>558095757>she
>>558095757>she>>558095837https://pathofhouou.blogspot.com/2025/11/week-2-awakening.html
Let's admit it, we are just upset because we love getting our weekly Path of Houou posts and are heartbroken by her sudden loss of determination.She's /our/ girl and we all love her and want her to succeed.
>558095951
Sega MJ experts, is it worth using all my MJ chip in チップガチャSP gacha or should I save it for ranked?
>burger hours>every 2nd post is about tranniesDo Americans think about anything else but cocks and troons?
DO-
>>558096172Why are you making a post about cocks and troons, anyon?
>>558096172You’re adding to it.>>558096052Save your chips for ranked and event fees, unless there’s something you really want
>>558096052I've never run the チップガチャSP gacha. I think it only gives medals? Save it for events or collabs that you like. You can rank up from 1-kyu to 1-dan through the free modeNot all events are created equal either, there are some where you're rewarded for just playing instead of having to luckshit 10 consecutive 1sts, for example.
>>558096352Thank you for increasing the thread quality
>>558096052Chips or gold? I didn't think you could use chips to queue ranked but I could be wrong. Anyways ranked hanchans are expensive anyways.
>>558096349Why are you people typing in Japanese instead of just calling it the Chip Gacha SP?
>>558096251>>558096316Because I'm going to bed anyway now so the thread quality is not my problem for the next 9 hours
>>558096195Stupid cat dama and still dealt in
>>558096195
>>558096486However, anon, he may have simply entered tenpai late and been unable to declare riichi. You should have considered this before you called him stupid, and so you will be killed with a gun.
>>558096593doesnt work
>>558096593I love this little autist. Did you know she’s actually the older sister?
>>558096647
>>558096593bravo baggots
It's over
>>558096679That's crazy
>>558096669please let this still work>>558096679>the older sister is retardedclassic BA
>>558096748nyo...
why is catbox suddenly killing all the soundposts
>>558096486The cat didn't even come last because the snake also got double ronned next hand
>>558096809Doesn't work
>>558096431After hitting 1-dan the free mode no longer gives rank points and you can use chips to play the ranked mode which includes hanchans (I forget what it was called)Events also give ranked points though, and there's even some that give x2 points for coming in 1st. Chips are best spent on those
Majsoul Friends Room 70471(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=70471
bravo catboxterasakichihori-1.png
>>558097060works on my machine
I'm in bed.
>>558097196Yeah, I was just lying.
>>558096926I'm just doing my job as the soundpost headhunter
>>5580970822/4
>>558097230why would you lie?
Oh, my? The sky is crying and my feelings drains my blood. My [DEVOTEES] call for judgment and my suffered [FATE] will descend upon the unfaithful. Unseal my screeching [SIREN]'s voice and let those [SINNERS] be delighted when their final breath comes.
>>558097372Cool...
Is it possible for baggots to make any joke other than the lel I robz le bankz?
>>558097342Aggression is the cure to all pains.
On that fateful day, I was robbed of my power. I took one nasty tumble and my 「GOD HAND」 was disabled for a decisive battle. That pain. It was a thrust like lightning. A spearhead thrust that pierced my right arm. I was writhing in agony... or so I thought. That "PAIN" I experienced? It was actually my true power being unsealed, something terrifying, something divine, something 「OCCULT」. Bear witness to the birth of 「GOD HAND REBORN: DEVIL MAY SLY」.
>>558097432No
>>558097215cc-5.png
The retarded sensei scribble makes me laugh
>>558097432Yes
>>558097082phones ringing gotta bounce!
>>5580970821/4 again...
>>558097519doesnt work lol
>>558097536I should really play God Hand again
if you ever jerked off to asuna or karin, that makes you a baggot for life
>>558097809But I don't want to be a SEA monkey...
>>558095774
>>558097809holy sweaty mahjongas
Every day, I imagine a future where I can be with youIn my hand is a pen that will write a poem of me and youThe ink flows down into a dark puddleJust move your hand, write the way into his heartBut in this world of infinite choicesWhat will it take just to find that special day?What will it take just to find that special day?Have I found everybody a fun assignment to do today?When you're here, everything that we do is fun for them anywayWhen I can't even read my own feelingsWhat good are words when a smile says it all?And if this world won't write me an endingWhat will it take just for me to have it all?Does my pen only write bitter words for those who are dear to me?Is it love if I take you, or is it love if I set you free?The ink flows down into a dark puddleHow can I write love into reality?If I can't hear the sound of your heartbeatWhat do you call love in your reality?And in your reality, if I don't know how to love youI'll leave you be
>>558097924Do not shake the aru
>/mjg/ suddenly gets entertaining
>>558097924don't shake the aru
>>558098007Fujita Kana sings from the heart!
BUGERKEEEEEEEEEEEEEKSS!!!
>>558097432yeah, lel I fuck le cunny
>>558096195I mean, what are the odds?
>>558097082closed
/mjg/ has returned to its natural state of being a roomless wasteland
>>558096647you're allowed to call riichi on the last row
It’s Just a Box—So Why Is It Illegal to Sell?cynthia-7.png
>>558098352good
>>558098271This made me check the discard pile again and realize just how retarded that discard was. Astronomically likely.
>>558096195Why can't I get retards like in my games? I could be dama on the dora 6 discards in, and it would still never come out.
>>558098754It's one chance
I visited doko recently. What a mistake.
>>558099018MAYBE SO, BUT THE DECISION WAS STILL UNWISE.
>>558098478Nah. If you look closely you'll see that it was against the rules to declare riichi there.
>>558099018Is it? Could the cat see snake's hand?
>>558099549>recolored the tiles to purposely act retarded
stop overthinking it. cat was just retarded
>>558099730three 5p visible
>>558098295who won?
>>558096195True gambling is about throwing your life away.
>>558100281ok but 3p was the deal-in tile
>>558100607Circular raisining
Sometimes it’s okay to dama if u need the win mentally and to turn the flow around
All my Hong Bao money spent on Mahjong Soul... I'm literally Yuzu... Kyrururu...
>>558100535/bag/
>>558101053Hong Bao is the next character
>>558100549Ichihime has been spending too much time around Akagi.
>>558101053do you think your relatives would be happy to know it all got spent on pngs in a free gambling game
>>558101163
OOPS I DONT HAVE A FATE CHARACTER I DIDNT SPEND MONEY ON THE GAME TSUMO IPPATSU TANYAO IIIPEIKOU DORA URADORA SANBAIMAN DEALER HIT GO FUCK YOURSELF HOW DARE YOU
>>558101163>asian relativesyes?
>>558101163some of them are gifs
>>558101179Mia won
>>558101163I'm such a disappointment my parents tell my relatives I'm dead
I guess ill just deal in 2 more times in a row daring to push anything worth more than 1k points while im way behind
Someone post a koko on /bag/ and tell me the result.
Aaaand we busted again. Yippie.
>place I order nachos from has a $20 minimum now
>>558101873just get $20 of nachos
>>558101873Might as well double the order then.
>>558101873Stop ordering snacks? This is a sign from god
>>558101909nah, I ordered a burrito for tomorrow since that's the only mexican food that can survive refrigeration but this will be the last time I patronize this place
>>558101873the place I got nachos from shut down because of deportations
Rebirth the Edge
>>558101964why is this sheentia buttered?
>>558102052the best mexican food comes from cash only food trucks
>>558102106Butter goes well with potatoes
>>558102106It's a limited edition Cynthia. Please do not copy or steal it.
I couldn't fulfill my ritual of ordering a pizza at exactly 6 PM on Friday today because I waited too long and the pizza shop closed
>>558102124that's also where you get parasites, exotic diseases, and food poisoning.
>>558102052I voted for this
>>558102071Mars
>>558101985I don't think they're accepting the order so I might just cancel and not eat anything
>>558102124for me it's the old mexican ladies who sell tamales by the dozen in miscellaneous plastic bags
evens finish csync modding this ntsc-j pos2 so I can stream .hack//infectionodds wait for a jong room0 kms
>>558102236This cc will not survive the harsh winter without its pizza.
>>558102291Xapitan...
doko
>>558102268you owe me a new slave class
>>558102448*unzips dick*koko
My league team idea DO NOT STEALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFMNdpD4QR0
>THAT chuuni is going to hit saintwhat the fuck do I need to stop being an FOC
>>558102463But that's just the average American? Your politicians already serve the jews. Just look at who's behind Mahh Jongg
>>558102525statwise looks like a major luck streak, see if it holds up
>>558102559>Who's behind mah jongTesticles.
>>558102525if he actually luckshits all the way to saint I'll stop being an FOC
>>558102694I might have to as well
https://jiggie.fun/qQFKpP
Fuck jiggers.
I don't want to
ask and ye shall receiveMajsoul Friends Room 52965(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=52965
Who is this chunni they are not on my list
>>5581031403/4
>>558103267it's THAT one
Once again I get bumped down from 1st to third because this game is for fags
>>558095157Hi Amae Koromo >>529155823
>>558103332are you going to keep posting these copes all day every day?
how does one go from 2.543 average rank in 449 gold hanchans to this
>>558103140shartedthanks for joining!
>>558103404don't worry about it
>>558103404mortal bot
Looks like luckshitting with that deal in rate , mortal bots hit saint in 150 hanchan
>>558103404getting lucky
This is rarer than a Yakuman
yeah he just got lucky lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNrzu0iF7j4cynthia-7.png
irl cute girls literally existing is just torture especially with the internet existing they tease men and pull infinite money and you will never get one because they have infinite options this is why im an incel and play mahjong
>>558085541yeah i'm totally saint bro
What do we think of Riichi City?
Why are silver hanchans so fucking RETARDED and GAY why do they always have to fucking CHEAT in them
>>558104182i already told you to only play hanchans when you hit gold? bro?why the fuck do you want to play against adept mortalbots
>>558104182It’s because you turned your profile messages on
BikeNigga stole my bikeNigga stole my bikeNigga stole my bikeNigga stoleNigga stoleStolemybikeBike BikeNigga stolemy bike bike bikeNigga stole mybike bike bike
>>558104107It's good.
>>558104182>i already told you to only play hanchans when you hit gold? bro?What are you even talking about? Literally nobody told me this
>>558104347How does it compare to majsoul?
>>558104460Dumbass just look at the player counts in silver east vs south
>>558104270Are you referring to me? I havent played Silver for a while unless you count Sanma let alone hanchan Even then I seal clubbed in bronze mostly. I havent even played mahjong since this afternoon before work
>no one wants to pick up the ordereasy refund for me I guess
>>558104347The little giggle at the end is soulless. I will not explain why.
why can't you just fold the ippatsu turn
>>558104754So basically people only play silver hanchan to cheat to master rank?
>world is falling apart and anons are bashing on the hopeless tranny instead Like, you do realize we have to all fight back the system now somehow, or we are gonna get either genocided or enslaved for generations, right?You are pipebombing people and places of interest while shitposting, right?
I came SAVR-628AIKA scolds you for touching her ass, finds out you're a virgin, and has sex with youHer face is weird but her body looks great for 35 while her contemporaries are boggedMahjong
>>558103140thanks for joining!back to 2/4!!!
>>558105210
>>558103140gg so many good hands lost to the wind
>>558105210>generationsdon't care, not reproducing, not living past 60notmyproblem
>>558105313Tell me where you live so I can come skin you alive and eat your organs.
>>558105295like what? I don't even have good hands most of the time, I just retardedly pushed through.
>>558105295yeah imagine calling for yakuhai nomi in all last :^)
>>558105210aru wouldn't say this
>>5581031403/4!!!please join
>>558105210Holy larp
>>558105264damn at work
make a value ari room
>>558103140sharted again!
>>558105502Aru is a retarded terrorist and good problem solver, she would say that.
>>558102828gg
>>558104107It's shitty
I can't remember the last time I saw a chiori
>>558104107It's my training arc mortal room client.
>>558104484It's better but there's no point since it has fewer players.
>>558104107It's okay but why would I play it over either Tenhou or Mahjong Soul
>>558106234Less competition so you can show off your high rank in a dead client
>>558106347That's like showing off my Hime rank, all it shows is that I wasted a lot of time on some bullshit
if you got a tenhou you didn't beat the game
>>558106436Yeah only retards play on it
real room doko
>>558106347galaxy room in rc is gold room tier but you have to wait 5 minutes to find a game because the average rc player is so shit only a few players can reach it
>>558093525sad that he trooned out
>>558103140gege that was a long ass game
>>558103140gg
>>558103140GG
>>558103140ggs, thanks for the room.
>when I join the roomspam yakuhai nomi>when other people join the roomlong ass gamenaruhodo
>>558101053
my right wrist hurts
>>558109278switch handsxenia-2.png
its 2am should i queue up or go to Dennys
gn
nini
>>558109450this somehow looks even more unnatural than sheep
gn saar
>get in bed>realize I have to pee
Good morning, saars!
>>558109651let it rip
I won't rest until all the bad guys are middle fingered.
>>558109725
>>558109725you're gonna need two fingers for my starfish
>>558109757*slurp lerolero*
>queue fully knowing I'll play like shit, will get tilted and derankI need a better hobby
Which anon is most likely to troon out?
>>558110219Look just start saying slurs and venting in the thread like a certain anon(s)
>>558109651I always go to the toilet before getting in bed even if I don't particularly feel the need to pee yet
>>558110294(You)
I wake up at 3am just to take a piss
>mahjongsoul.club STILL hasn't added the new charactersRepomeido-sans, please just add character voice lines to the repo so I don't need to use this dog shit website ever again.
>>558110442old
>>558110294Ah-Muzen-Cab
>>558108880umm actually everyone was aggressively calling and kanning like crazy to the point that it became out of control and just luckshitting their way out. Also sorry it's a bad habit from playing tenhou where everyone calls the moment they see a yakuhai, I too was being forced to ooga booga nyagging to ride with the flow, I tried to dial it down though.
>>558110479they've always been on the repo?
>>558110497good one
>>558110523Could you please point to where? There's only the sound files, not the actual text.
yonhan shibari friendlies should be standard
>>558110553oh you want text nm then
>>558110614Yes, I can't understand Japanese.
bweeehh?
cynthia-7.pngrankup stream but with scuffed fpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jvl_qprQ10
pass
>>558110742Bwetter
buy an ad
begone troon feng
>>558110742butterblobthe blob with the butter
I that was our feng
>shimo gets handed a free yakuhai and dora on their dealer turnthis game is fucking over, bitch will run away with it
>>558110742Do people who use butter like this just enjoy the feeling of chomping down on a solid lump of butter
>he's never had deep fried butter
>>558111221As someone who eats my pancakes exclusively with butter (no syrup) and a lot of butter, I like spreading it out so I get a bit in each bite. Also its usually whipped butter so its not quite like biting into a bar of the stuff.
deep fry deez nuts
>>558111298alright but you won't like it
>>558111221the heat of the pancake melts the butter
>>558110763This guy is what I imagine all of /mjg/ looks like
>>558110742This guy is what I imagine all of /mjg/ looks like
>>558111363But the syrup cancels out the heat so the butter doesn't melt
YOU RIKE SHIT HAIPAI? HERE'S NAN AND PEI TRIPLETS WHEN YOU'RE WEST AND IT'S EAST 4
>>558111534the syrup is hot too.
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3800846/3b123f62f0/
>>558110497>He is possibly the same figure as "the Descending God" or "the Diving God" and is consistently depicted upside-down. The lord of loopers...
>>558111867>621 imageswhat in the goddamn?
>>558112246>621
>>558111867>not a translated compilation
>>558112741Your reps, birb?
1st place just got another ippatsu tsumo honitsu riiching on the first row so i stood up and i yelled NIGGER as loud as possible
Half-Life TAS in 18:13cynthia-7.png
>>558113047
>>558113047didn't happen
another offpoo crashout
I will become [current distro]'s first celestial
>>558113141the proofs in the pudding
>pudding
>>558095401>video tells me I don't have magical powers
Wat do
>>558114181skip5s
>>558114181>kamicha just reached tenpai waiting on 7m
>>558114181chii 7mno need to risk for the sanmenchan vs dealer when you have nobetan alreadyif you skip for riichi it's probably bad EV because it's too slow
>>558114181Call it, push, discard 7 man
>>558114181this hand is too flimsy to open and then draw a dangerous tile. go for thick value
>>5581147677m????
>>558114767do you not know what we meant by "7m"
>>558110763He can go to the toilet and back in one minute? Kek.
>>558114678>>558114741why go for nobetan when you can discard 2s
>>5581148577m is genbutsu where as 2m has no suji showing. You are guaranteed to at least not deal into the dealer
>>558114857because you're facing a dealer riichiwhich most players would consider extremely scaryesepcially when scores are equal and you have no reason to push hardthis is about 4th place avoidance
>>558114893>deals in next turn anyway
>>558114857You can't.
>>558114941You cant say that for sure. There is an entire rounds of discards going around. The situation might change
>>558114767stop deleting posts just because you made a dumb mistakewe shouldn't have to pretend to be perfect
I think this might be a cope for when anon deals in discarding his 2s
>>558114893that's so incredibly bad. you're playing this hand as a pure steal with no defense if you draw something dangerous after which is like half the tiles remaining. take the risk now if you're going to open then you actually have some strength to fight or just don't open
>>558115068sorry, wrong emote
>>5581141812s looks safe here so chii. My safe bet he's waiting for 369m, wild guess would be pinzus.
>>558115134>you need to push a risky tile RIGHT NOW against the dealer when you could have a double sided wait with MAXIMUM safetydo you think i'll hesitate to fold if i draw a risky tile after locking in nobetan? i've folded more tenpais in jade than you have in your entire life kiddo
>>558115443The protagonists of Mahjong Soul
>>558115443*breaks into your house*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Xq7jXE0swThis guy used to be S3 then after he started reviewing his matches with MAKA he dropped to M3.
>>558115134The dangerous tiles themselves could change. thats running under the assumption south hasnt progressed his hand at all either. If im gonna push im gonna go for speed at this point.
I used to be saint 3, then variance fucked me and I dropped to m1.
>>558115492*sees this*
>>558115443The protagonist of Mahjong Soul and Ichihime and Panda
>>558115134>t. the raging e1 adept 3 floater having a bitchfit every day
>>558115561so basically can't invite ANYONE who isn't from 4chan to your houseever
>>558115514>FX収支he's a degenerate goobmler
>>558115654He can invite me
>>558115443damn I wish I was that panda
So what was the answer
>>558115980Magic is not real
>>558116007well yeah Kyrie and Rudolf are fucking malicious bastards
>>558115654Why is she grading papers? Is she a teacher's pet?
How do I reconcile with a friend I haven't been in touch for the past 5 years?Also I tried to steal his car with his consent, so I've already broken the ice, now I just need to figure out a way to apologize to him for being mentally deranged.I kinda want to teach him riichi mahjong and play together, but I feel like that would be worse than trying to steal his car.I really love him and see him as a brother and I always thought that since we were 6y/o, but I don't know if it's mutual.
>>558117051Start by reaching out with a calm, respectful message acknowledging the past and taking responsibility for your actions. Let him know you’ve been thinking about him, that you regret how things ended — including the car incident — and that you’re genuinely sorry. Make it clear that you’re not expecting anything back, but that you wanted to own what happened and apologize if he’s open to hearing it.If he responds and seems receptive, let the reconnection grow slowly. Suggest something low-pressure like grabbing a coffee or playing a game together, but only if he genuinely wants it. Most importantly, respect his boundaries and be prepared for whatever reaction he has — positive, cautious, or quiet — because rebuilding trust takes time and space.
>>558117367Thank you GPT-chan.I don't know how to have a casual coffee with people, any tips?Do I just chat about random things? How does that work?
>>558117458start by touching their feet with yours under the table and see if they reciprocate
>>558117565
I'm sure this will do wonders for Ciri's reputation.
I'm playing mahjong with psychopaths
>zoophile posters are mentally insaneMore at 9
>>558117836did you just realize that now
>>558117836ichihime-6.png
>>558117836I'm quirky, not a psychopath...I swear I'm very humane and that the need to devour human flesh and watching girls devour children is common. You did see the Epstein files, right? Yeah everyone secretly wants to do that, it's just what humans want. If you don't want to do that, perhaps you are the weirdo.
Densha De GO! is FUNHow did it not escape Japan?
I am retarded
>>558118274Does Sheentia even have the appendages required to reach the pedal?
>>558118274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI
>1. Rationalization (and "Sour Grapes")>This is a classic ego-defense mechanism where someone creates a logical-sounding but false excuse to justify giving up or failing. It stems directly from cognitive dissonance. The classic fable of the Fox and the Grapes ("I couldn't reach the grapes, so they were probably sour anyway") applies here. Instead of the grapes being sour, the author is deciding the process is sour ("it's just a time grind," "playing on Mahjong Soul felt worse," etc.) so the goal is no longer worth it.>2. Self-Handicapping and Ego Protection>This is the psychological strategy of protecting your self-esteem by avoiding effort. If you try your hardest and fail, it means you weren't good enough—which is a devastating blow to the ego. But if you tell yourself, "I already know I could do it if I just put in the time, so I don't need to prove it," you get to keep the shiny, successful self-image of being a "Saint" without ever having to face the actual risk of failing to reach the rank. You protect your "potential" by never testing it.?3. Fixed Mindset (vs. Growth Mindset)>In psychologist Carol Dweck's framework, people with a "fixed mindset" believe their abilities are innate. Because of this, they view effort as a bad thing. If you are naturally a genius (or a Mahjong "Saint"), you shouldn't have to grind; you should just be it. The author realizing that getting to Saint requires an arduous, RNG-heavy grind threatens their belief that they are already inherently good enough to be there.>4. Avoidance Coping>Instead of facing the negative emotions associated with the grind—what the author literally names as "injustice tilt" and the frustration of RNG —they are just opting out of the stress entirely and framing the avoidance as an intellectual choice.
>>558118419we're literally never getting another blogpost because of you autistsyou killed our golden goose
>>558118295Classic
If you were reading the blogs and making fun of that person, you are a bad person.Everyone looking for lolcows is secretly a lolcow.
>obsessed over some trannies' blog classic /mjg/
>>558118419TRUTH NVKE
>>558118274what do you think of JR East
>>558118329All you need are your hands to drive a train!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg-kqzwwsgQ
I thought /mjg/ liked the blogs and thought they were useful.I can't believe you were making fun of the digitroon all along.
>>558118694I've only taken a ride on JR East in JapanThe boxy trains are cool :)
>>558118856Look, if he writes something useful, I'll find it useful. If he writes some cope about how he will never be a saint, I dunno man, all I can do is laugh.
>>558118856As with many things newfags took the crab bucket meme seriously and turned it into reality
>>558118990I mean the game with real-life footage https://store.steampowered.com/app/2111630/JR_EAST_Train_Simulator/
>>558118856>digitroonfor me its elecmon
>>558118856>thought /mjg/ liked the blogsnot if he's a troon
>>558119063>FMV of the JR east routeis this an actual game or a train visual novel?
I was just kidding. I don't really care, I never read the blogs.Congrats on the sex change and male pregnancy.
>>558109072My hero Yuzu would NEVER do this.
>>558119315its a good thing though, Yuzu is helping the banking institutions
>>558118856I did like the blogs but it’s sad what happened. I’d never post there though, that’s fucked up.
>>558118481dont worry you dont attentionwhore on the internet this long if you cant handle a few chuds, the comment is also very tame.Trust the plan, hopeless troon will return. If anything anon did xer a favor by reigniting the fire
why are mjchuds attacking our girl like this
Somone is archiving the entire blog as we speak right? It might go down any minute.https://pathofhouou.blogspot.com/
>>558119578Your "girl" looks like a freak and I bet his voice same as that twitch commentatorkaguyahime-4.png
I just don't like trannies. They insist upon themselves.
If a single negative comment manages to kill that whole blog instead of motivating the author to reach saint and BTFO random niggers, then it's the good ending.There are only two good endings here:>saint >suicide
where were you when anon killed hopeless girl
>>558119809I was the hopeless girl
Why are burgers like this?
>>558119809Sheentia lived a hard life...
>>558118593>secretlyThose freaks that document everything Chris-chan and DSP do are the most maladjusted mutants on the face of the earth, anyone with an eye and a brain can see that
cynthia-7.pngBeating Minecraft without Moving (Real Seed)
shy jane lickies
Bitcoin is a mass hallucinated currency that was created and inflated in value by harvesting the kinetic, piazoelectric, intergalvanic bioenergy created by genetically modified human beings after filling them with nanotech.
>>558120613Fascinating.
rabuhamu fakku