Previous: >>558126547>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt), Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
Reddit hates VF, are the people here that hate VF from Reddit?
>>558152205No, VF is just a hated nigger everywhere
Corrected Brat
>go out with Riko>mood down>go out with Riko>mood down>train speed>go out with Riko>mood downHoly fuck what do you want from me?
>>558152170how will teio earn that $50
sexo helios
UWAAAA LORD DARBYYY
>>558152278Everyone in my clubs discord (Uma&Co) likes him though
KIMI TO
is angling and slopping good for aquarius? or should i just use mummy? it's for a front runner condor btwand don't say both, i can't do both
Tail hair rings love
...
>>558152397CURREN IS SLOP
>>558152397just get both you whore
>>558152437sex sex>>558152474sex
>>558152394Issho ga ichiban
>less sex uma>most sex threadsI'm proud of you
>>558152474That quick peek and smug grin always crack me up
>>558152386We know it's you Mambrot. actual Umanko member
ace on my face
>>558151652explain this chart. I assume one of the axes is luck in love, which would explain that loser Falco's rating below the minimum possible
Sweep Status Pollhttp://poal.me/m40yubhttp://poal.me/m40yubhttp://poal.me/m40yub
>>558152349Maybe stop cucking your Uma?Who are you training?
>>558152397Angling and Snooping as long as you're confident you can keep the lead
wtf the matrix (Japan)
>>558152678Do you like VF?
>>558152305>can read everything without translationI'm becoming more powerful
kingu love
>>558152481>>558152502STOP BEING RETARDED AND GIVE ME AN ACTUAL ANSWER
>>558152305pffft. what kind of fanfic bullshit is this? Topcun DUMPSTERS that wolf larper every day of the week
Digitan LOVE
WTF MATRIX JAPAN
>>558152823noI like seriru
>enter random room to test my girl>15k FalcoScary
>>558152964HOEEEHHHH
> Riko gives dating event before green friendshipHuh? Did something get changed?
>>558152892She doesn't run like that
>>558153053Marked
>>558152397Front priority = angling > pasa > mummyread the fucking skill retard. Anging is good because it's 0.2 and activates perfectly
>>558152964Please make /uma/ rooms instead of whoring around with randoms...
I WON
>>558153113I was looking for a room missing 1 uma because that's all I have right now
>>558153061that's just a gif of her imitating Curren because she thought it looked cute (Curren is cute)
>>558153061Racing stance>>558152892Sprinting towards the source of that faint smell of torena's dick cheese stance
>>558152713
Mambo!
>>558153248mambo!
>Bourbon doesn't finish her chain eventStupid ass Clanker
>>558153162Your toaster is steamy...
>>558153162be careful, that robot might rust
iiko iikoyoshi yoshiamayaka shitaiara ara
>never ever
creampie the clanker
>>558153367umagrok make her nipples leaky
>>558152094sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Mihono Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chai
>>558153162post tribute or I don't believe you
>>558152887Angling is twice the accel for 80% of the duration, so it's just stronger as long as you think you'll be in first at the end of the corner, you slut.VPP can pop anywhere in the final straight as long as you can make it into second, so if you think you have the stats to compete in final regardless, it's the safer choice, you festering collection of STIs.
My body is a machine that rapes umas out of their g1 wins but you're telling me that my rival is some stupid little kid who has difficulties deciding if she is an airplane or umamusume?
Mambo
>>558153367What is the appropriate response to Creek when she wants to do babyplay? Is it googoogaga or babubabu?
>>558153378it still bothers me knowing that cyjews didn't give her a pal card
>>558153621SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHE HAS A NAME FUCKING USE IT
>>558153675You're infertile
I have conquered this video game.
Mambo’s hat is a bit dumb
Matikanetannhauser
>>558153793
>>558152742Taiki ace for dirt CM
>>558153725the mecha umamusume scenario came right after the three goddesses support card shitfuckery so cygames was leery about releasing a scenario specific card apparently
Opera mare
>>558152737I’d use Sweepy if there was a spoonfed guide on how to set it up
>>558153751you've been trying way too hard to force this and it just isn't stickingI pity you
>>558153793>pours bathwater nowhere near herselfthis animation always bothers me
>>558153730who the fuck is that?!?!
>>558154068>implying I'm the only oneAnonymous isn't my nickname retard
>>558154027Since no one is willing, I will personally marry and impregnate T.M Opera O with 7 kids at least
>>558153831Tannhauser's hat made me believe that there were no uma compatible hats in the umaverse. I was annoyed in S3 when they gave Chevy a compatible hat because it shattered that belief.
>>558153905So, despite she doesn't show romantic interest for the trainer directly, she still needs lots of attentions, she loves hugs, playing and having fun with people, even if it's just her trainer.So of course she would have her mood down if you're passing time with another person and not her.
>>558154107This. It's so weird looking, always has been, always will be.
>>558154161>t-there's plenty of me bro, trust me
>>558154196
>>558154108Matikanefukutannkitaruhauser
There's only 1 person in this thread, me.
>>558153367I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>558154356
>do a run with Falco>try out Fuku for the first time>get an S rank despite none of my SSR events finishing and not getting groundworkOk I understand why she's so good now
>>558154196She’s just a hipster making a fashion statement by modifying human hats in a deliberately poorly done wayBut instead of being cool and edgy, it ends up looking cheap and raggedyI like Mambo, but I do not like her hat very much
ryan thread
>>558154330dog
THREE HATS
>>558152737>half of /uma/ is either actively cheating or about to take the plungeso grim
i forgot to put a dirt parentcould've been useful as TT unit
>>558154541>>558154356Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>558152305no one cares about Brian (because she's ugly)everybody still loves Mayano since the JP launch (cause she's cute)
>>558154878>confesses his love AFTER the SEX and HANDHOLDINGYou disgust me beyond belief
>>558153558>my rival is some stupid little kid who has difficulties deciding if she is an airplane or umamusumeThe only people Brian wants to race in her career is the Prez and her sister. Mayano flies below her radar through the whole story.
light hello is literally belno light
>>558152305Mayano racing Brian at night and swearing to win the next big race to get her to stop raping her trainer(me)
>>558154107It's for good luck!
https://x.com/sasanyan12/status/2025130404580315582?s=20 Feb stakes lineage
>>558154557>try out Fuku for the first timebwo your Gemini grandparent runs??
>>558153367arimakinentoyota sushiramen
>>558155232I want W Heart Bond to win
Is there any possible angle for the uncap gem with my deck here? My current plan is to just wait for the NTR banner and see if I need it there
>>558154784Blame Cygames>no QoL>no punishing cheaters>took away double rewards>took away half tp>events are dry>upcoming scenario is hit or missWhy wouldn’t you bot?
>>558155232>>558155320Maru's bloodline will win
>>558155320What's the account that makes these ones?
when are they giving us more parfaits? i've ran out of them trying not to be demoted to class 5
>>558153940nigga there's a bunch of scenarios between grand masters and mecha all with mandatory pal cards
>>558155323save it for the next "you need this or you're bricked" card
>>558155323Unless you get 3 copies if SC, you should hold until the super banners year 2 drop
>>558155026I do it DURING the sex.
>>558155323>All those 0LB cardsRough. Just hold until you luckshit some more copies. Most low LB SSRs are no good.
>>558154784I'm gonna be real if they aren't deploying the bot nvke in first anni they never willI have 0 intention of racing fairly against niggers that built steroid mant parents by just leaving sweepy on for 20 hours a day
>>558155320she's /ourgirl/
My cute dork
Chiyono is the thread favorite, actually
>>558155610Do it before, doing it during just comes off like you're only saying it because you're fucking
>>558156106No.
>>558156106Maybe he's the one saying it to Cheval because she's fucking him with her futacockYou know it's usually the girl who yells those things in the middle of coitus but never out of the bedroom
>>558154878
>>558154616The visor is so powerful, I thought this was an Ines Fujin thread
>>558156106Saying it during the act especially if it's the first time makes the paring chemical reaction that much stronger. For maximum effect, it's best to repeat 3 times, first before the aggressive thrusting, second before her first climax and the third during the creampie.
>>558156693Mccute
>>558156693This smart anon thought a lot about this, so I decided to believe his logic 120%!
/uma/bros, give it to me straight (and hard).the threads have slowed.the game doesn't move on steam charts.the subreddits are dead.the discord ERP channels are empty.the pixiv bandwagon artists have moved on.the streamers have as well.will cygames pull the plug within a year?
>>558156693I assume that's what McQueen just read in that book
>>558156809nah, the whales will keep it afloat for atleast another 3 years
>>558156809The ERP in my DMs is about to go crazy soon tho
>>558156809cygames has not killed shadowverse yetwhy would they kill umamusume
I've been trying out the keiba game that was talked about some threads back and have amassed enough cash to start my own stable. What should I call it other than Tracen or Juvenile Filly breeding programme?
>>558156809as long as the top 1% whales are still around they won't kill the game
>>558157029Happy Hoppers, like Taiki suggested
>>558156797I will be applying that logic to Eishin Flash.
>>558157029>He's playing the game I randomly started ""shilling""Neat, glad it stuck! Is it you, WP-anon?
>>558156809You may not know this, but all the early QOL and patch changes to speed up the game in a nicely manner, are being pulled by an irl uma who wants the global server to succeed. She was put in a position where she will make sure cygays doesn't pull the plug and I believe in her.
>>558156809>judging a mobile game on its steam player count>judging a game by how many people jack off to it>the game is entirely made already, they just have to translate itYou're delusional, take your (You) and fuck off
>>558156809I hope so
>>558156809>the discord ERP channels are empty.
>>558154931trvke
>>558157029Sunny Runners like Matikanefukukitaru suggested
>>558156809Dude worse games have lived longer stop bitching
>spent whole day mutating Vodkas for dirtYeah...i think i'm the lion today....what about you anons?
>>558156809>the discord ERP channels are empty.owari da
>>558157201He is not me, but I too want to play that gameMight even do that today before the races start
>>558157507Dragalia still lost
>>558157639After 4 years3 more than it deserved
>>558157582Well, in case you do decide to start it, hope you enjoy your time and will report back! Honestly curious what a WP player thinks of it, tho then again this game is "just" Football Manager: Horses Edition, so it's not that special and out of left field as I thought at first. Still fascinating for multiple reasons however.
>>558157639Doesn't fucking Rage of Bahamut still exist and I KNOW no one is playing that shit
I have never raced somebody from here in a real CM lobby
>>558157658OH YEAAH
>>558157141As you will my liege>>558157201I wasn't around for the discussion but It looked neat so I tried it out. Can see how it's early access however.
>>558157812You can create one and get Suzuka'd right now
>>558157812I want to meet with an anon in CM and beat the shit out of them, winning against randoms is no longer enough
>>558157552Happy snail cat or Jazz hands lizard.
>>558157878nyo I mean in the actual CM races not test lobbies, I joined a bunch of test lobbies>>558157945Ye I wanna race against someone from here and bully them if I win
if i made a lobby exclusively for g-rank uraras how many of you would participate
>>558157945Why stop there?
>>558157945I take the names down of anons I meet in cmI look up their clubs to confirm and keep them on a list just in case
>>558158054I glued my original G-Ranks
>>558158087>and keep them on a listnyooo
I fought @VFfag in CM oncewe both jobbed to the 3rd guy
>>558157868The thing is dense for sure, making my FM comparison all the more apt. What's amusing is that this was made by 6 autistic fins, and not a crew of 300 "british people" in the depths of LONDON, while being financed by SEGA.>Can see how it's early access however.It has some problems here and there, automation ironically being one of them, at least it lacks some of the feedback so I would be able to tell if it works or not. Having said that, it also seems to play it self real damn fucking well when full automation is turned on, which I suppose is a plus in a way, it does it's job, and isn't garbage.
>>558158087post the list I wanna know if I'm in it
I dont want to alarm anyone, but I might spark Seeking the Pearl
>>558158102make others then
>>558158248Wow that is kind of alarming.What the fuck Anon, do you like Fukuhara or something or is there a real reason
>>558156797Let's test it.
>>558158320
wtf is this nigga sayinghttps://x.com/vvvivlosuma/status/2025297458751037708
Help, who do I use the upcoming selectors on? I know one will go to MLBing Fuku, but who do I use the 2nd one for?
>>558158110She’s cute but a little dumb
>>558158483i dont care
>>558158248
>>558158483>Twitter linkShan’t
>>558158189I beat an indog vtuber in group B finals. Apart from that "accomplishment" I don't remember the names of anyone else I lost to/beat.
>>558158323I like her voice, she's a role model to her juniors, cute/sexy and a real MVP in unity. Also Pearl is funny
>>558158474WOOF WOOF WOOF YIPYIPYIP ARFARFARF ARROOOOOOOO
>>558158620Well, godspeed. There really is an Uma for anyone.
>>558158474BARK BARK
>>558158485The second one is paid don't forget about that. You don't have any good SSR worth enough to pay $20 for a selector.
Sex with Verxina
>>558158483Buy an ad
>>558158485I'd probably take Bakushin to 3.
>>558158485>MLB Creek Fine Kita FukuSave your 20 bucks
>>558158741well that's the first one, since the missions will take longer I am buying that one first
>>558158620Based
>>558158702I'll skip the Finemo banner for her too
>>558158483>no (embed)shan't give a click to a tranny
>>558156809>the subreddits are dead.>the discord ERP channels are empty.>the streamers have as well.Those are good news, i just wait for sloptubers to leave as well and so stop making shit guides where then i have to read their bullshit in this thread everytime.
>>558158938You do you man I'm an umaroller I skip card banners 99% of the time.
>>558158869
I love my cute imouto
>>558158243HookDJohn UmamusumenanobiiToastTorenaMako
>>558159102https://exhentai.org/s/d90b2484b0/3792046-4
curren is for the streets
>>558159071
>>558159102I'm not on the list
>>558156809The biggest doompost would be for me is that no one's talking about the game anymore but just anything umamusume related
Wooooo
>>558159102>>558159260her ears are so fuckin big man it’s so hot
>>558159260
>>558159102>not in an /uma/ club so I will never be stalkedSometimes my genius.. it's almost frightening.
>>558158054how will it be called? Glue Stakes? also it should be arima snow
Giant German gazongas
>>558159381Her addition feels weird as hell, but it gave us this scene, so she is cool (and cute) in my book.
>>558159102>I'm on the listUh oh
>>558159102what are the odds of not finding one but over 5 anons in CM, bro's hunting them
>>558156809it's funny reading these posts then seeing normalfags massively reposting the biweekly viral meme, even more so with the Tachyon image attached
>>558159669nta but just queue during the reset and you'll have a good chance of finding some. I met my danchou before and rekt him
>>558156809No, once Global catches up with JP they'll be merging the servers to save on costs
>>558159102>tfw didn't make the list
>>5581596244 seconds is all it took to convince me to pull for Shinko Windy
>>558159102Mambros spotted!
>>558159260>ex l>sfwBummer
>>558159618My paizuri slave>>558159448My rapist
>>558156809>>558159370I barely play anymore I'm just actively stealing memes off x
>>558159669The fucked up thing is that I'm trying to hunt anons from lobbies, I've been trying to run into Eclipse but that fucker keeps dodging me
>>558159854You realize that the rate we're going it will take us like 8 years to catch them, right?
You're a FM fag, I respect that... HOWEVER, I will still ask for shoes that I "need", even if those are DIRT.
>>558160018Think of the fans for danchou
>>558160143Let me guess. You also donate shoes that you "need"
>>558156809they already have 4 more years of game content prepared, the worst case is they kill jp and other servers get cope support on 1x accel instead of 1.5
How do I run Maya in CM11 now that we no longer have secret events? Can a Unity runaway Suzuka keep the lead for no stopping me?
>>558160235"Donate All" simple asYoure not going to force me to ask for certain shoes, howeverYou WILL give me your dirt shoes, while I give you my sprints
>>558160204These videos aren't entertaining.
>>558160204golshi but actually cute
>>558157552>blasted one song on repeat for 4 hours while readingrabbit it is
>>558160317Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>558160204These videos are very entertaining!
>>558160181I'm thinking of the fans alright just thinking I'm at the point where I don't mind being clubless
>>558159854Has ANY gacha ever done that? Especially with the elevens' spaghetti code I fell like that'd cause a giant outage. I play Blue Archive global and they're just perpetually 3 (?) months behind JP. I assume they were accelerated at some point to get to that state.
>>558160365sssssssssshit taste>>558160453ggggggggreat taste
>>558160442Maya already has no stopping me tho
>>558159102the good thing of going Open is not being stalked (and defeated) by my fellow anons
I saw an uma with highlander but no highlander hint cards or sparks. How did they get it?
>>558160365BASED >>558160453homosexual
>>558160563But I mean the rabbit technique with Suzuka and Mayano front runners
>>558160604Laisu gives it sometimes
>>558160504Love Live did it
wait, people DONT have mlb fine motion? I'm not even a buhi and I got her
>>558160504BA was six months behind for a long time and they started accelerating fairly recently so global should catch up in less than a year or soalso it's korean not japanese
>>558160668from what???
>>558160678I only have LB1 from rolling for cards and the random SSR tickets they've given us
>>558160317People keep saying we won't have secret events, but why is that the case? I understand that we don't have traditional career goals in mant. Is it just secrets that don't trigger or do we just not get any of the events off of an umamusame's page at all? No racewear events? No under the weather? No golshi limiting me to 1 training option? No trainee specific anything at all?
>>558160604Random support cards can drift into your run and give you hints. Love when Falco does that and randomly gives me groundwork.
>>558160729
>>558160497Do a run for danchodeDo it for him
>>558160141we need to accelerate faster
i haven't played since the release of Kitasan Black SSR..what did i miss?and can i catch up to the whales at this point?
>>558160668laisu gives it to me all the time
>>558160678she's never had a rate up banner so the only way you can have MLB finemo is by:- day 1 rerolling- using all your selectors and crystals (dumb)- insane luckshitting
>>558160689Ahhhh that's why everything feels so rushed. I started playing in November and it feels like there's stuff going on nonstop.
>>558159071God I fucking hate Takunis
>>558160729Unity trainingsNPCs also give hints
>>558160816
>>558160816how does she do the Rei airdash???
>>558160741got her to lb3 from those early ssr tickets as well. used to hate her for spooking me so many times but now I'm glad she did
fucking fatass ate the lunch she made for you. even fucking oguri doesn't do that.
>>558160850cms every week...
>>558160204Add >>558159624 and it's perfectI think I'm falling in love
>>558160678I got 1 copy on the first Kita run. Only recently used my selector on a second copy for the wit bonus. I did luckshit 3LB Creek during my 2 Fuku sparks.
>>558161048faster
Anyone got a runaway dirt Suzuka for the next CM so I can test in some practice rooms?Other cracked frontrunners also welcome.
>>558161048Honestly, do itsloptubers wouldn't be able to keep up
>>558160942it's weird because they're skipping dead weeks to accelerate but they're also making the events longeri've been playing for more than a year and i don't remember having two or now three week long events before seiafest
>>558160886
>>558161025>used to hate her for spooking me so many timesAre you retarded?
>>558161120CM every day
>>558161190who the fuck will?
>>558160967Aren't those hints tied to a specific styles/aptitudes?
>>558161234perfect...
>>558161254Me
>>558161254That's the beauty in it
>>558161280Rice and Cafe cards got highlander.
i an the dancho...
>>558160886You can always catch up!For a price
This is an umadolLook respectfully
what is going on with support cards recently? Most of my club and I have noticed now the card event chains barely ever finish, did they tweak it? I haven't got unrestrained since like 5 careers ago man.I sent a feedback ticket to cyjews
>>558161417Oh I'll look alright
>>558161254I wish we had weekly challenges for PVPTrack and revealed 3 days before to make it more casual friendly.
>>558160967i thought those could only give aptitude related hints?>>558161383they were not running rice/cafe>>558160772only if the hint is given from an event, not from training exclamation marks
>>558161308This but with my dick
>>558160794I'll do him instead
>>558161417that's gravure umadol
>>558161417>shows her ankleMy religion states that my divine obligation is to rape you now
>>558161494Parent sparks then. Or one of those randomly spooked them in unity as a team member
>>558161468based old horny doto
>>558161494The Bursts only give aptitude related hints. The Unity trainings can give any hint in that supports hint pool
>>558159520that's a great idea, i actually wanna do it now lolalso awful mood on everyone
>>558161480>2 debuffers 1 ace in every team
>>558161417umadols who do gravure can't be virgins, right?
>>558161553I think you should go back to whatever sand nigga country you belong
>>558161219yesI didn't even use her until recently
>>558161683Is Hishiama safe?
>>558161679Too late>>558161664Gravure idols are never virginsHow do you think they got the job in the first place? The producer always gets a test run
it is my duty to please this booty
>>558161683insanely based edit, Japs would approve
>>558161045Umas that would help me dunk this glutton into a pool?
>>558161683special 4ears
>>558161610no highlander sparks that i could see and i went over all of their parents/grandparents 3 times thinking i missed something>>558161646they weren't using either as supports
>>558161045she even looks like she doesn't feel bad about it
>>558161882The DEI hire in charge of deportations lolClassic Spe-chud
>>558161683the racing leotards was better sloppa
>>558161947They can still appear as team members
>>558161457they broke it when they fixed the acupuncturist and allowed dating at any bond level
>>558162016oh no woe is me...
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>>558154061As in installing it or using it beyond that? Installation is on the git.
>>558162016
I fucking hate that my runs support my lazy ass danchou's account
6. If the current calendar period falls between early January and late March, defer Rule 5 temporarily. Escort the trainee to the Statue (Registry ID: POI-). Observe for involuntary reactions, hesitation, or synchronized vocalization. * If no anomaly is observed, resume Rule 5. * If anomaly is observed, abandon Rule 5 and await further instruction from Command.7. All recorded descriptions are to be considered unreliable. This includes skill explanations, system tooltips, archived notes, and your own handwriting. Cross-verification is prohibited.8. Stamina and Power facilities are restricted to **Level One** status. If facilities exceed first grade classification without formal upgrade authorization, cease usage immediately and notify the (Title: Chairman). Do not remain within upgraded structures for more than seconds.9. Observation of “friendship training” during the Triple Crown period is to be treated as a false-positive reinforcement event. Personnel must disengage and relocate to the paddock area with urgency. Do not respond to invitations, encouragement, or statistical anomalies presented during this window.10. Hats do not exist within this operational environment. Any attempt to sell, distribute, or acknowledge hats or hat-like objects constitutes a breach event (Code: -H). Leave the area immediately. If a hat is already in your possession, do not remove it. Await instructions.
>>558161556They make giant scratching posts for large livestock and they absolutely love them.
>>558162141god the hobbit is such a shit show of a trilogy
@558161683
>>558162164Mambro...
what do
not reading allat
>>558162016Finally, out of my parents home
>>558161683spe would do this and Take would be proud
>>558162135Using it beyond that. I understand vaguely how to install it, but I wouldn’t know what to do with it even if I did
Oh shit at what time is the February Stakes starting?
>>558162264WHY WON'T HE QUIT
>>558162170Can you blame them? Cows love those scratcher things, learn to use them real quick as well, go figure.>>558162297>Get kidnapped by a german baker hons>Get brought to another city, not another countryFeels weird
how come tosen gets to do so many funny faces
>>558162392Best girl privilege
>>558162392gyaru privilege
>>558162241Meant for>>558161683
>>558161683based CHUD
>>558162390wtf are horses big dogs?
>>558162470go back to bluesky
>>558162327Tbh I don't know how to exactly use it but just adjust the training ratios to be higher on the ones you want, tell it what skills you want ect.. It's mostly self explanitory, though I imagine there's some optimal way to use it.
>>558162283mating press
>>558160678I have 3LB, I could ticket or pull for the last one. I don't think I've prepped at all for Trackblazer other than a few parents. Like I have no copies of speed SSR Fuku. I have all the free SSR cards.
>>558162515and lions are huge catsweird, I know>>558162283DÜSSELDORF
>>558162283Accept your fate.
>>558162392She's so stupid, I love her
>>558162502nice
B-B-B-B-B-BEHOLD!
>>558162903Rolling Round Falco out of the stadium so I can sex Chrono Genesis.
My Danchou just said he never won a CM...
>>558162283marked
>>558162392
>>558163005not cool, torena-san
They wanted to race one last time, but they could have done just a mock race any time, didn't they?
my danchou could beat up your danchou and also my danchou works at cygames and said they're adding SKIBIDI RIZZ for the 5th anniversary
>>558162892the best ass in uma
>>558163050>anon got the ick
>>558162892imagine the pungent braps
>>558163148now while males too can experience the pleasure of sex with dogs
>>558163130there's no dream trophy league in the mangas so Biwa died forever
>>558162760this is the first propaganda uma I fell for
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
calculate the amount of braincells found in this picture
>>558163340>Woman: Fuck ACTUAL dogs>Man: Want to fuck humanoid girls that act LIKE dogs
>>558161683why spechud has 4 ears is this because she has a ningen mom and an uma mom
>>558158054fuck it, im actually doing itglue stakes, arima kinen, snow, f or below, haru urara onlyonly 8 slots because i don't know how many of you will actually participate in this stupid meme room (or if any of you will participate at all)67837668
>>558162392'cause she has the most fun
>>558162392She leaves the thinking to (you).
>>558163249
>>558163545I'd love to join your meme room anon but I'm not wasting 30TP on a failed urara run...
>>558163501At least 1 more than the number of braincells in this one
>>558163626elegant and refined braps...
>>558163720don't mind me, I'm posting for future use
>>558163687just this once? pretty please? with a cherry on top?
I can't fucking wait for the next Long CM
>>558162892Awful lot of flab there. Makes since why her mom stopped sending her carrots. Mackie on the other hand actually prepared for swim season.
stupid anydesk still does ads even when i already use it
>>558163545I have an E rank McQueen, will that do>?
>>558163930
>>558163883TB CMs are gonna be so funny because so few people will bother getting S in anything that isn't mile
>>558163720and now bakushin
>>558163886I prefer flab and big asses, i'm sorry, i prefer spe's.
i do NOT train wit because umas should be both cute and dumb
>>558163954i said urara only but i can remove the restriction if it gets some people to join
>>558161947rice always appears as team member since she's linked to the career
I want to eat an umamusume
>>558164131Would you say you're so hungry that... you could eat (out) a horse?
i want to drink an umamusume
>>558164131
I want to drink hachimi straight from the tap
>>558163883>people won't take KSB because muh race bonus>prof of curvature procs twiceYeah, can't wait for next longslop.
twin turbo nape fetish image
I love hags.
>>558164131oguri no...
>>558163886sorry chuddy but spe's ass is superior..
tell me about oguri cap. why does she go hee ho.
ok, change of plans!d or below, no restrictionos88227906
>>558164351Ooc
>fuck your trainee>your trainee accidentally uses too much force>shatters your pelvis while riding youThat's why ningen women are better
>>558164351is narita brian a bokumanko
Etsuko Omorashi really pisses me off.
>>558164450worth
>>558164382Because it's cute
>>558164450win win
67490610674906106749061067490610test
>>558164259I see this while I her doggy style or she sits on my lap
>>558164450that's why i'll only ever ningenpyoi
>>558164450the moral of the story is to not let her mount and be the one who does all the movement
>>558164450>he doesn't want umanko so good it shatters your pelvisgo be a homo elsewhere
>>558164701Delete this image before I go crazy
>>558164613join my test room
>>558164736>>558164450>Not wanting sex so wild and hands that not only your bed, but your pelvis gets bustedHOW FUCKING GAY ARE YOU? Anon want SNU SNU is a thing for a damn reason, it's hot as shit.
>>558164780fall for the cb propaganda
pls dont post such UGLY images of CB
>>558164450>weak ass ningen cannot handle strong mare pussyYou will never be a good trainer
>>558164613HOEHARIGATOU
get your COCK and BALLS out of my face
>>558164398we need 4 more! pretty please!!!
Not bad for 20 pulls
>>558165120Mile S diff fr
was this faggot right or wrong >>558097247
>>558164450Nah, I'd win
>>558165214>3 ryansTerrible pulls
>>558165302he's right
>make sr fuku meta>make every CM counterclockwisethank you cygames very cool
>>558165395we have some anons that also believe in these things
Stego cute.
>>558164942I will not fall>>558165034I won't...
>>558165302he's right, vf said so
>>558164450>sex with ningen woman>she gets tired in less than an hourAlthough, seggs with a cold tuna feels appealing in a way...
>>558165626>>558165420your gay
OH BOY ITS THE YURI TRANNY LOOK GUYS
>>558165302Everyone says S Turf is more important than S Mile on Turf Mile CMs, what do you think.
>>558165717i'd be gay for stego
Let's have fun104214201042142010421420
>>558165717My gay what
>>558161417
>>558165302I don't think my rolls are high enough to compensate for a Dirt B, let alone a Dirt C. Some random Falco will spot struggle with you and you'll just take it in the ass.>Dirt CThat's just lazy.
>>558160365Not everyone makes good noises.
>>558165302He's only parroting what the transtuber told him >>558097764 he doesn't have Seiun or a front with Dirt B or C
>>558165917
>>558164736me as mr cb in the 3rd panel
>>558165302Dirt Bee is fine because you're dependent on your acceleration skills to activate either way. So what if your base acceleration is .35 instead of .45 when furious feat and NSM add .80 and get you to max speed within their durations?That's not to say that you SHOULD settle for B dirt, but if you have an amazing run and everything else is perfect except you have B dirt, well she may just work anyway.
Maruzensky took my first time...
>>558165916
>>558165968
>>558163626Why is she racing in sleepwear?
>>558165968Man... Gold City in the anime is so pretty it's crazy
>>558159102damn I didn't make The List
Should I be believing this anon or WitGOD?
13 hours to Anni9 hours to February Stakes
>>558166154It's her slutwear
>>558166007It was supposed to be a parent run
>>558166246the is the NA general
i think i might be cooked for mant chat no cap
>>55816624613h til absolute kino that will make /umajp/ schizo SCREAM in anger
>I spend 30k carats on vbourbon thinking it has to be even a bit romantic with the whole valentine theme>She seems only interested in raisu her whole careerYet another lesbian uma and carats wasted
>>558164450>died being ridden by honseironic
>>558166007Same. She's got a very easy career and her stat growth is perfect for witmaxxing. Very easy to get S on. Thankfully my oshi Digitan was second.
>>558166328did you not watch Uma Musume Pretty Derby Season 2...
>>558165120Deck on that Falco?
>>558165881>>558165302>1041 powerThat build can actually work. Dirt C is salvageable with enough power, the problem is your wit as a front runner.>985 witWell, his retarded SEAnigger horde (and his mom) bankrolls his rolls so it's a whale privilege to allow that retardation. Don't attempt if you're not a fatass whale, I guess.>>558166005>Dirt Bee is fine because you're dependent on your acceleration skills to activate either wayNo. Power is important mid-race. Not that important that you would want to prioritize it over wit as a nige, but not that useless that you would want to have piss low power.
>>558166328posted it again award
>>558166328You already fucking posted this
>>558166246forever young odds?
>>558166375no
>>558166470course you haven't you fucking outsider go and piss off
would you play russian roulette for your uma?
>>558166261Anything she puts on is slutwear.
>>558165790Join the 1000m stretch race.
>>558166238he literally said that there's as much opinions as players, you'll have some time to figure it out yourselves
>>558166379i got a lucky groundwork spook
>>558166448>oddsBro...It's 100% sure that they will reveal the design on the stream...
>>558166537Ok but that trainer is based.
>>558166537>Would you be a retarded mongo for a womanno
>>558166310your mlb stinko windy? nishino flower? fuku? nice natie?
>>558166595>900 wit with 2 wit cardsFucking Finemo, banner when
I'm bored.Osaka Hai603694826036948260369482
>>558166705
>>558166373It was my first time trying a 3 wit deck with MLB Fine Motion too
When does the support selector come out and which support card does it go up to?
>>558167119Never ever.No one.
>>558167119right now
>>558166904Creek's cleavage..
>>5581671191st anni, goes up to fuku ssr
>>558164665
>>558167119as soon as we get the KSB banner
>>558166310Marvey + guts duo + borrowed Nice Natie gives you 50 and you have 2 slots to spare ye dingus
for the upcoming dirt CMwhich unique to inherit for pace if everyone is running a front
I think the game should accelerate even faster
>>558166741>CancelledI was about to join!!! Why do all these happen while I am at lunch?
>>558167332this time for sure pump on paces wont be a gaslight!
i think the game should add sex update
>>558167342I don't because that gives them more opportunities to "miss" gibs
>>558167332pump
>>558167436>>558167394i thought i was bigbrained for thinken maybe pump pace will be good, but now with smug oguri im having doubts
>>558167342I think we should fuse with jp
>>558167332Mummy
I like making Digitan race in rainI love cute girls all filthy and disheveled
Witlet here. Will the 60 free pulls for MANT be given out as daily free 10s over 6 days or all 60 at once? Trying to plan out the best time to paypig for Kitasan the uma if I need to
>>558167634
>>558167781Daily. I don't think the code even allows them to give it all in one day.
>>558167781it's 6 daily onepulls for 10 days
>>558167332There will not be a lot of fronts in the actual CM nonny
>>558167975your oguri pic?
>>558167897You fucking liar why do you do thisIt's a daily free pull every 10 days
>>558168029retardguri
>>558165917>>558165968>>558166141Why does she hate me? Why won't she show up? Do I really have to spend?
imagine how powerful City would be if they changed her aptitudes early to match her island alt, B mile and both medium and long A
>>558165182we need 3 more! quick if you can!
>>558167529Even in a super rare front heavy lobby with 6-8 fronts, you will likely overtake the ones that die before late race.
>>558165968oguri's hair is really long...
>>558168731first time I've seen the uma being taken instead of the Trainer
>>558167372One retard entered just a single Uma and nobody else joined for like 10 min so I pulled the plug
>>558164398my danchou won...
>>558168978about fucking time
>no active posting since 20 minutesdid indo/isra got their internet cut?
>>558169803I was wondering why it died...
>>558169803I hope so
>>558169803im going to slep soon
>>558169920>Busy doing IRL shit>Come back, make a post>Notice post frequency died down after 14 minuets ago, on the dot to a new hourweird that
I NEED A 9* DIRT PARENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>558169803I'm being attacked by my sister
>>558169803There's honestly nothing to post about plus I'm playing another vidya
umanko posted below on my face
Sorry I'm posting less because I'm hard at work chansforming my wives into dirt abominations.
>>558170287Sir, this is the global thread, not /umajp/
>>558169638>Club carrotI LOVE CHEATING ON MY HAG UMA WIFE WITH YOUNGER UMAS
AAAAAAAAA KAICHOU SO CUTE
unwashed pungent post-race umanko
>>558169482I was cheating.
>>558169803Not much to post about, I am just waiting for the races to start (2 hours 25 minutes)
>>558170493
>>558169482>>558170526well congrats to him on being the saikou of the zakos!thanks for participating! hopefully next time we can have more participants!
>>558170434I'd also fuck Suzuka in front of other umas given the chancePost the Spe version
Is Suzuka a gaslight for Aquarius or not?
>Tamamo cross cant run MANTI want refund.
>>558170715Wasn't expecting my McQueen to lose by distance. E+ too strong..
>>558170715Valois Marron my beloved...
>>558170282she needs correction
>>558170795Your mutations, my lord?
>>558170795She has Mile E, just use 10 Mile Sparks
>>558170792She’s good but takes a lot of work so there aren’t many around yet
why are so many basement-dwelling cheeto-crusted dude bros convinced that umas want them when the game is blatantly written to be about yuriships?
Goddamnit you JUST rested you fat fuck
>>558169803im doing fan runs for danchou right now while listening to a podcast
>/uma/ shitters: "wahhh Brian so ugly topcun mogs her topcun would never be friends with her they fucking hate each other">actual uma canon:
>>558170795He told you, bwo...
>>558170715room closed before i could enter
>>558170926What's the rate on bottom? It feels like trying to do Strength with the Acupuncturist
>>558170947I'd cuck Brian with Maya
Why are so many dilating dickless slit wound having fags obsessed with "owning the chuds" by forcing YURI into every media possible? Create something new of your own, stop going into other things people with actual talent created and try to ruin THEIR work. Go and ruin your own, you fuck up.Uma Musume.
uuuuuuuuuuu umankos
>>558170995sorry! i'll make starting time longer next time!
why is every uma's career filled with yuri bait? it's so annoyingly obvious that it's the intended interpretation
>>558170982I didn't know...I got baited by 60 free pulls and had to burn 140 for her.
meltdown
>>558171039uuuuuuuuuu umapyoi umapyoi
>>558169803It could be snowstorm weather, but my internet decided it's been wanting to shit itself in the afternoon for the last 2 days. And I've just been in theorycrafting/watch streamers doing scrims mode, continuing to decide on a team comp for Aquarius.
>>558165790>>558166561it's full, start the drag race mothafucka
>>558170870What she needs is my dick in her ass and a burger for good behavior that I came on.
uuuuuhhhhhhwhat do I do
>>558171036
i wanna watch the livestream tomorrow morning but i've had a long hard day and could go for multiple drinks
>>558171005No clue but it blew up in my face pretty hard
>>558169803I think I'll take a vacation from this game for the entirety of mant
>>558171195Strength.
>>558171195health, minmax your remaining turns
After 5 days of making FR I am quite sure they nerf Taking the Lead event chain proc rate.
Will popping 2 cherries on stamina get me to 600 without power cards?
>>558171191>>558170282can you incest pedo fags go back please
what's going on hereI'm going back to sleep
>>558171191now that I look closely, Turbo and Doto have very similar eyes
>>558171210FAT FUCK
>He posted it again
Bamboo has yet to give me Rising Dragon a single time.
>>558171307they broke card events in general when they added anshinzawa
>>558171254thx bby>>558171247sorry smiley ogurin, not today
suzuka stuffy pantyhose feet forced against my mouth and nose send tweet
>Mcqueen wants Gold Ship's umanko>Kingu wants her mother's umanko>Natie wants Teio's umanko>Super Creek wants Tamamo's umanko>Mayano Top Cunny wants Brian's umanko>El wants Grass' umanko>Spe wants Suzuka's umanko>Sexo Suzuka wants Spe's umanko
>>558171036>obsessed with "owning the chuds" by forcing YURIThose retards are Tumblr refugeers that moved from shipping straight men in seinen shows to shipping straight women in moe shows
>>558171382ryan doesnt have that issue
>>558171323depends how often you hit power
>>558171340nyo
>HE is having a melty againuh oh
>>558171414this but her seiyuu as well
>>558171468Lucky…
Stats and Deck for Suzuka Runaway for CM10? I just got her from a random roll
>>558171036the best thing is to ignore them and let their mental illness finish consuming them
>>558171454Who are you quoting?
i dont care if this is a man or a womanthat body is sex>3dpddont carestill hot
>>558171390Probably. Too many events not from main cards proc in each run since they increased her proc chance.
>>558171605trying to, but man that faggot is so goddam insisting on his illness, just like the ones on /a/
I just woke up
>replying to the most obvious bait
>>558171702umagrok, take her shirt off
>>558171647anon i...
>>558171390I sent a ticket to support and they just said that's how it's supposed to be
Evil uma that uses doping and trips her opponent during races when?
>13 spins onlyDAMN im RICH
>>558171702Evening, you fucking LOSER!
>>558171647faggot
>>558171647Another for the "probably a man but still would" compilation
Happy birthday to Suzuka’s VA
>>558171647Good for you anon
>>558171702boobies
>>558171036you are trying way too hard to fit in
>>558171663hide his posts and the replies, the thread improves a lot when you do that. ultimately, if you know how, you can use scripts to block the images he normally uses
>Post pro Yuri propaganda>BASED BASED BASED>Zero fucking replies>Post anti-Yuri propaganda>CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE>Million repliesnooticing
Uma is literally built on yuri
>>558171805how is this even possible?
>>558172012it's extremely easy to samefag in this site
is 500 stam enough for dirt cm if i buy a gold recovery (or too overkill and i should get 1-2 whites instead)
>>558171838holy fuck she's cute
I request a jiggie to improve thread morale
I just expect most anons to click the hide button whenever I post yuri
>>558172098Ideally you get 601 for the stat bonus but 500 ought to be enough to finish the race
>>558172098600 for speed bonus (+- for mood too)
>>558171838I thought she was a hag
>>558172075>blonde uma>can't resist bbcnooticing
>>558172098all 3 of my aces have won rooms, both here and public ones, and only one of them has >600 stam, and one of them even has <500
>see two cute girls>think of trannies>see blonde girl>think of black menman some of you are really mentally ill
I just expect bluesky trannies to press [-] when they get backlash, not to fall for it the SECOND they see it
>>558171005It must be like 90% slow metab
>good stats>good amount of skill points>only unique inherit is past and beyondmonkey paw ass game
>>558171838>Suzuka is Melu>Spe is BobWhat did Cygays mean by this?
>>558172350Sunday Paizuri
>>558172409Not even work in dirt CM
>>558171647
me rolling around in the snow having the time of my life while some schizos are having melt downs on 4chan in a thread about gambling
>>558172075Gold City bukkake.
>fall in love with an Uma>said Uma is a canonical lesbian
>>558172316>see cute girl>think of tranniescan't help it i think they're cute. there are guys int his thread that want to fuck literal horses, cut me some slack.
>>558172559horses really are just big dogs that go fast
>>558172409Bwo you're supposed to use pump...
>>558172559I wonder if fat horses can get back up after doing that
>>558172673
Uma gets more yuri content than umatore
>558172659>canonical uma lesbianNo such thing tranny>>558172661there's nothing like the love of a man and his horsie
>>558172350Wtf I just finished gooning to this pic
if uma is not a yuri series then why does Special Week spend the entirety of season 1 obsessively carpet-munching Suzuka?
>>558172923Meant for>>558172659
me going to bed, knowing I'll sleep well, while mentally ill people are fighting each other for our amusement
Post your oshis
Imagine outing yourself as an anime tourist that has never watched CTGDCT and not understanding the dynamic of Spe and Suzuka's friendship even when it's literally said on the show "She has never been around Umas before getting in Tracen"
>>558173105>while mentally ill people are fighting each other for our amusementQRD?
>>558173207he's baiting, just ignore and keep posting cute Spe
>>558171032I'd cuck Maya with Brain
>check for actual uma porn, either singular images or entire doujins>its all yuri content>umatore fans have to rely on AI faggotry
>>558172659Just fuck both of them? That's like being upset your steak came with a side dish
>>558173217we're getting raided by LGBT discord>>558173331You call it cucking, I'd call it demostration of sex ed
>>558171032>>558173331I'd cuck your trainees with both of you
>>558173370>why don't you just rape them lol
>>558172157750 pieces + rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vguma
>>558173482rape is always the solution
anyone mutating daiwa for the CM?
>>558173568
>>558172591Stop saying that
What's sex with seiun sky like
Damn, if I hadn't failed that triple wit rainbow in summer 1 I would have gotten my first S+
>>558173482She deserves it for stealing my wife's triple crown
>>558173640fishing
>>558170297Meekfukukitaru my beloved.
>>558173613very nice, lets see the d*ckalso don't you need to hit double dirt inspo?
>>558173640Boring, dissapointing, she'll do nothing and by the end both will be unsatisfied
Room48971084
>>558173635Gold City sumata and kissing
GO OUT OF YOUR ROOMS AND TOUCH GRASS
>>558173640if you keep edging her orgasm you'll flip her switch
>>558172679it activates at triple 7 mark given the Oguri so I guess it's early..... I'll try finding a Ryan parent to compare, she won this btw but maybe it's the other accels activating properly
>>558173196The coolest
>>558173769yes, double inspodeck is shit, could be so much better if i had the right cardsalso angling is useless for pace, im using a mummy creek insteadi recommend 12* dirt at least with double circle affinity
>>558173196
>>558173196The MARVELOUSest
horse breeding in this game and umaverse happens through yuri. no males needed.
>>558173196Mihono Bourbutt
chu~
>>558173196Any other oshi is objectively inferior.
>>558174240Well, what shampoo do you use /uma/?
>>558173196RYAN
>>558174340
wtf is the point of every other grifter when seriru cuts all the bullshit and gives you the only useful bulletpoints.Every fucking bit of info I've gathered from this shithole since before the video was wrong
>>558173640slowchillsmelly(fish)(you) do ALL the work
>>558172409Why did you not just use the uniques you want ad parents nonny
>>558174340im bald i started really balding at 18
>>5581738211 more group of 3
>>558173873flash gets cuter by the image I see>>558174340EATINGLUNASWINTERCOATFUCK AAAAAAAAAA
>>558174107>post your oshi>post her with a manwhat did he mean by this
>>558174483
>>558174483>believing a guy who doesn't win cmsbrikked
>>558174536have you ever thought of a trasplant? I think I'd kill myself if I ever go bald, like you stop being human>>558174638that man? yeah, me
>>558174340I barely use any since I shave my head constantly
>>558174752>have you ever thought of a trasplant? I think I'd kill myself if I ever go bald, like you stop being humannah, my wife likes my baldness, i dont though
>>558173821Why did you borrow a finemo for a late, you had the opportunity for OYL
>>558174842Creek.. easy on the googoo babies...
>>558174340I use one with green tea in it
>>558174340I just use whatever my mother gets to share between me, her and my sister so I never bothered remembering the name. I do remember that its very orange and clear.
>>558174829>my wife
>>558174829You already cleared the main goal of not being bald which is to attract a mate so who cares if you're bald now
I want this
>>558174483Gwo... We literally had an Anon tell you about MANT shit last week but I guess you didn't pay attention
>>558175079men wearing masks?
>>558174961>>558174947>I use whatever bottle my mother and sister useuhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>558174842the first of 11
>>558174842keeping creek pregnant 24/7
>>558174842at least 10 more to go
>>558175090>>558174483https://files.catbox.moe/o8f6oe.pdf
>>558173821>all those skill that didn't activategood testing, digitan really needs a front heavy lobby or she's useless
>>558175121Everyone is an Uma when they're wearing the suit
>>558173821Thanks fer joinin'>>558174904She was supposed to be an end closer. I didn't get spurt so I just made her a late.
>>558175125
>>558174340Oh, no, you’re one of those shampoo drinkers aren’t you? You won’t get to taste /uma/ that easily.
>fucks care about their care products and not use the cheapest they can findcringe
>>558174842wtf, she told me she was infertile and couldn't have kids. I can't financially support a child
Is this how dirtkeks end up after their career?
>>558175215If you do not bring more fronts anon a front Pasa will ruin you.>>558175245No probs, anytime. You got Taiki but you gotta deal with the fronts.
>Already approaching 601k retentionBless the witGODS I've been able to come across so I can hit 625k and even somewhere above 630k on some days. But March is going to be a wild time.>>558174914Never.
>>558174340Coconut shampoo for my flowing locks of elegantly curled hair
>>558175289>his hair is smelly and ugly
>>558175337gravure idol...
>>558175337>and.... post
>>558175289I like to smell nice
>>558175337cute butthole
>>558175337haha falcon is slutty orb
I am going to marry Seiun Sky
>VF has better hair than the bald anons heresad
>>558174842By me.
>>558175289sorry for your hair loss oji-san
>>558175383only funny (good) reply so far
>>558173196THE STRONGEST
>>558175407
>>558175571Estradiol does that, yeah
>>558175571>than the ryanfags hereftfy
>>558175728
>>558175090>>558174483I'm using that anon's advice and seriru's advice to become the most powerful MANT trainer ever and hate myself in the process
>>558175289Please take care of your hair and scalp anon. It doesn't matter if you don't have a cute girl to impress in your life, just do it for yourself. You'll appreciate the effort you put into taking care of yourself later down the line.
>>558175571>anon immediately thinks about the hair of his sloptuber on HRTanon...?!
whos gonna bake
>>558176014I want this image with smug Oguri
>>558176147>>558176231>>558176231>>558176231>>558176231k
>>558175571I'm an ojisan but have a completely full head of hair, lmaoing at the cucks going bald in their 20s.
>>558176257I meant the Curren manipulation image but with Oguri instead not an OP with smug Oguri
>>558175421>thinks bitches care about thatLmao die a virgin then manlet
