Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!/sthg/ #9085 - Domination Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie>Paramount Developing Sonic Movie Spin-Offshttps://comicbook.com/gaming/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-spin-off-movies-report-paramount/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 08 April 2026DC x Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Legion #1 - 06 May 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #87 - 13 May 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 15 December 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>558280790
My wide eyed cutie
This is the dumbest opening post I've ever seen.
>Sonic is a habitual daredevil who is kind, funny, loyal, honest to his friends, keeps his promises, and dislikes tears.
Sheep wife
>>558307492Shadowbro btw.
I want Sonic to die
>>558307590I fucking hate Shadow. Literally the worst Sonic character.
This but it’s mighty and shadow
https://youtu.be/qkfRYXUXNIs?si=_sq96bcT20OyxDNZ
why are sonic fangirls so attractive and nice?
Sonic fangirls are scary.
I am saying this for everyone in the threadPost cute and attractive pictures of Sonic right nowFor instance:
>>558308461
>>558308315>>558308383Kind of a shame 50% of sonic fangirls aren't even actual fan"girls" if you know what I mean.
>>558308516This is so fucking stupid I'm laughing my ass off. Someone somewhere jerked off to this. I don't believe it!
>>558308315I’m a sonic fangirl>>558308383Still a sonic fangirl>>558308516Wh
>>558308516Erm what the sigma.
>>558308534Still hereNo Y chromosomes I do exist
>>558308540>tfw I'm more mad about the "this clothes" then the tranny shit
>>558308534those aren't fangirls those are fanboysalso they are ugly and mean regardless
>>558308516Vantablack goatse
What's next for them?
>>558308516I said cute and attractive>>558308676You need to be 18 or older to post here
>>558308516Sex
Kill all Shadowfags.
Cream the Rabbit.
>>558308837not as cute as sonic fangirls
>>558308534Truth bomb. Actual women make up a smaller fraction of the fandom than people think.
>>558308907ThanksCuz I DO EXIST
>>55830892875% is just me here
>>558308962there's no need to yell
Shadow and Maria were in love with each other romantically
We get it
>>558309093There is very much need to yellI keep going on threads, and people are perverts asking for pictures of my tits.Anonymous people.People need to know the TRUTH.Sonic is cute <3
I am 93.2% of the Sonic fandom, and my hold on internet Sonic discourse is only growing.Every opinion you have ever agreed with? 93.2% chance that it was me.Every opinion that you disagree with? 93.2% chance that it was me.Every account you subscribe to, every piece of fanart that you share, every fanfic you read - that's a 93.2% chance that you're thinking of ME!
>>558309221I won't stop until the world gets it.
>>558309301Fatnic my beloved
I want Sonic to have an emotional breakdown in my house.I want him to cry in my lap as I comfort him.Then I want him to pass out in my lap as I stroke his quills.So you >>558309010 are helping
>>558308790Being Vaulted
>>558309241>I keep going on threads, and people are perverts asking for pictures of my tits.Yeah, retard, it's the internet. Are you gonna cry when someone tells you to kill yourself, too? Just ignore it. It's not like irl where someone can get up in your face and scream at you. Just hide the post.
>>558309298Many Hands…
>>558309241>Sonic is cute <3I hate you. Die.
>>558308461My definition of cute is sonic with wide eyes, or a cute look of him surprised or confused.For instance:
>>558309642
>>558309564>Are you gonna cry when someone tells you to kill yourself, too?Why would I do that? It’s just annoying for people to ask for pictures of me on the internet. Just annoying.>>558309630You can’t escape it if it’s true
>>558309791It's not about hating that Sonic is cute. It's about you typing "Sonic is cute <3" like a faggot.
Mommy!
>>558309748>look the girls are the ones playing videogames and the boys are the ones having an emotional conversation >arent your expectations totally SUBVERTED??the last two decades of comedy have been so fucking painful
>>558309967they still play video games though...
>>558309924Like a faggot? Buddy, I’m a girl.>>558309925Isn’t she though?
>>558309925walking cumsock
>>558308790>Blaze: only knows Japanese>Ariem: only knows English>Silver: knows both languagesStrange SoJ-canon team dynamic, having a bilingual have to interpret for the other two, but also, kinda unique?
>>558310038He can invade my personal space any day
Post honorary Sonic characters.
>>558310043>Buddy, I’m a girl.Explains why you act like such a faggot
>>558310153Oh no not you AGAINDidn’t we already learn that that girl is a deformed bitch with zero respect for other women or men, leading to a catastrophic event where the townsfolk have no respect for themselves and become overly helpless?
>>558310241Does Klonoa count? He looks like one.
>>558310254More importantly a straight one.Now I’m gonna ignore you because you are a retarded ragebaiter and I don’t talk to that kind of people.
>>558310408Post tits btw
>>558310446You heard me
>>558310127what fanfiction are you referring to
Fellow faggots, why do young girl anons feel the need to announce their gender? For all you know I'm a gril too but I'm not gonna say one way or another, I'm just text on a screen either way.
>>558310461https://files.catbox.moe/gjc9df.jpeg
>>558310546Because they’re the girls you see at school but never hear.
>>558310043Still a faggot.
>>558310601What about your pussy instead?
>>558310546Because your a faggot
>>558310546make me a fucking sandwich bitch
>>558310592Not only is blossom small (which makes her look worse btw)But the image is small too
>>558310618there's so much stuff that i don't understand about what supposedly "normal" school culture is like because my school was tiny and everyone knew each other
Sonic
>>558310673https://files.catbox.moe/ebpe0o.jpeg
>>558310775Gabby is that you? Or is this Ally?
>>558310510>Sonic Dream Team is confirmed Japan-canon even though it's English-dub-only>Sonic Rivals series is PROBABLY (albeit not 100% confirmed yet) canon, same boat>hedgehogs, especially male ones, have the tendency to showoff their bilingual skills
Silver
Do you guys really take languages as canon?
Whiteboard was a big success.
>>558310813pretty please?
>>558310823it's fowler;)
Sonic the Hedgehog?
>>558310960Amy had to have posted this
>>558310984Look a t that shitty bow, could they not draw a fucking BOW? It's two limp dick circles. What a fucking disgrace of a Blossom, wheel her out of here!
>>558310960Why is Sonic frustrated?
>>558310980>languages>anguages>nguages>guages>uages>agesnot canon
>>558311117KEK
Shadow
>>558311058
>>558310960Get some glasses, Amy
>>558311058his fans are CUTE!
>>558311089WAIT SHIT I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS YOU OTHER BLOSSANON OH GOD IM SORRY
>>558310960WHOA HOLY SHIT SONIC IS SO FUCKING COOL HE'S FREE LIKE THE WIND
>>558310960>>558311174
>>558310980Yes. In Sonic's world, this dub-recorded stuff on the left is in-universe compulsory education; the non-windy sub-only crap on the right is just for player convenience only. Fact.
>>558311003https://files.catbox.moe/hosz06.jpeg
>>558310960That doesn’t like look Sonic
>>558311117>ages>agse>asge>saeg>seag>segaNO WONDER THIS FANBASE IS FULL OF PEDOS
>>558310960Sonic? Isn't he wanted by G.U.N.?>>558311332That's literally Sonic.
>>558311302You guys really are autistic
>>558311364I’m a real United Federation patriot and I think that terrorist should be brought to justice!
Amy
>fagnic WISHES he was him
just post the tits already so this simp can be satisfied
>>558311308This is funny but also the typing style makes me a bit worried that you're actually underage. Regardless, stay safe on the world wide web, friend.
Metal
>>558311510I’m not underage. I’m just autistic.
>>558311619that heart looks like tasty gelatin
>>558311635
>>558311635Are you that anon that posted a pic of matching Sonic tattoos with your boyfriend or whatever?
Rodents
fuck sonic, this is a Uncle Klunk thread now, post your favorite Klunk moments
>>558311770whomst?
>>558311635holy crap it's femsparky
>>558311723What the fuck?No, I’m the anon that started Perci and the ants, frequently posts the lyrics to the song “I am all of me”, and posts this one cute picture of sonic and say “my wide eyed cutie”.
>>558311865What the fuck is your problem?
Do you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom?
fuck Uncle Klunk, this is a rock thread now, post your favorite rocks
>>558311865oh ok
>>558310902like the way you kiss meI like the way you-, uhI like the way you kiss me, I can tell you miss meI can tell it hits, hits, hits, hitsNot tryna be romantic, I'll hit it from the backJust so you don't get attached ('tached, 'tached, 'tached)I like the way you kiss me, I can tell you miss meI can tell it hits, hits, hits, hitsNot tryna be romantic, I'll hit it from the backJust so you don't get attached ('tached, 'tached, 'tached)You bite my lip just for the tasteYou're on your knees, I'm on the caseYou take the heat and with such graceYou say we're done, but here you stayYou said you're scared, I'll let you down (I'll let you down)Just stick around, and you'll find out (and you'll find out)But don't you wanna make me proud? (So make me proud)'Cause I'm so proud, baby, I'm so proud of youI like the way you kiss me, I can tell you miss meI can tell it hits, hits, hits, hitsNot tryna be romantic, I'll hit it from the backJust so you don't get attached ('tached, 'tached, 'tached)I like the way you kiss me, I can tell you miss meI can tell it hits, hits, hits, hitsNot tryna be romantic, I'll hit it from the backJust so you don't get attached ('tached, 'tached, 'tached)Do I stress you out? Can I help you out?Does it turn you on when I turn you around?Can we make a scene? (Scene), can you make it loud? (Loud)'Cause I'm so proud, baby, I'm so proud of youSo proud of youMm, so proud of youI like the way you kiss me, I can tell you miss meI can tell it hits, hits, hits, hitsNot tryna be romantic, I'll hit it from the backJust so you don't get attached
I took a train down a river called Freedom. N35.
Anon's who's typing style I can recognize: Sparky, Duofagthat's it
>>558311961Tails...
How do we kill off gay ships?
>>558311943Nothing.What makes you ask that?
>>558308790To this day, I am still mad that the Sonic Dream Team devs didn't know that the series already had an established dream world... and wasted what was possibly the only viable excuse to make a sequel to the plot of Sonic Shuffle on whatever the hell it is that they came up with.https://files.catbox.moe/asqp3a.png
>>558311865have you ever considered getting married
>>558311982rock on whisper
/ukg/
>>558311770Woah is that fnaf
>>558311802Uncle Klunk? the funniest robot science ever made? you're telling me you DON'T know Uncle Klunk?
>>558311810Who?>>558312023Give an example. I don’t know these people. Were they always namefags or did you give them nicknames?
>>558312063Funny that Shuffle is on the timeline as if to appease the Dreamcastfags who felt gipped by DT. (That catbox link seems broken btw?)
>>558312064Hell yeah.But also, does my text sound lonely?I’m an introvert and I like solitude.
>>558312292Yes. You are very lonely. Take it from a kitfag. God damn.
>>558312139Bill nye sounding thing
I'm Klunkin it so hard rn Klunkbroshttps://youtu.be/mJ43oCnPbSk?si=ZVt8b-nrdxDRxsk0
How will this effect crazy frog's legacy?
>>558311865Perci-and-the-ants anon, how do you feel that Perci's incredible resizing powers may be pseudo-canon?>>558257491
>>558312292>But also, does my text sound lonely?no i just asked that question for no reason>I’m an introvert and I like solitude.i think we all are, even as popular as it is these days, 4chan isn't really for extroverts
>>558312395Bill Nye?Bill Nye the PSYCHO GUY?
>>558312481It will affect Your Mom’s legacy as well
>>558310546Because girls use their gender as a way to get attention. That doesn't work when it's just text on a screen so they need to tell you otherwise you'd just ignore them like everyone else.
>>558312501Bill Nye sez: heterosexuality and loyalty to your spouse is cringe!
>>558312081No but it was inspo for SOTM
Kluckity kluck-kluck. Kluckity kluck-kluck. Ring my banana phone.
>>558312482It’s definitely possible
>>558312581science ruelz!
I leave for like a minute and there's fucking klunkposting now
>>558312481It's 2025 it's ok for crazyfrog to date underage characters like tails.
>>558312598>The Prototype was everything Jackie was supposed to be Ugh
>>558312639Leave again blossomfag
>>558312616wanna go out
>>558312639stay forever blossomking
>>558312481Why does he sit like a total faggot.
Oh, I get why now why SEGA doesn't consider the GUN Commander from the games ("Tower") and movies ("Walters") to be counterparts - there's leeway for there to be multiple unseen high-ranked officials.
>>558312639Blossom is for fucking losersKlunk is for cool as fuck individualsthe era of Klunk is now
>>558312721People need to stop asking me that
>>558312721screw offshe's mine!
>>558312657>2025Anon...I...
I have an announcement to make.https://youtu.be/XSkmQ8efFhQ?si=zrvEYlTTfxrrq96z
>>558312820Why has it come to this?Why must we simp for the anonymous?Is there a reason?Who knows the ways of mysterious men.
>>558312695no, fuck you>>558312731nice to see someone else with based taste>>558312756who the actual fuck even is Uncle Klunk, you people are genuinely just fucking conjuring shit up at this point, there is no goddamn way Uncle Klunk isn't a Graggle Simpson type thing
>>558312689Yeah lately people have come to the conclusion that it's teaser design and voice would have been a hit if they had just stuck to that There's still a chance for that version to appear in the game
>>558312793You got asked that for the first time (out of the few times) yesterday and you immediately went off.
>>558312843Relax.I’m still trying to comprehend it too.
>>558312924the nonbeliever doesn't know of Klunk, I say we burn him at the stake
>>558313008I would want him to say that to meI just wanna hear that “I’m Sonic! Sonic the hedgehog.”
>>558312924From Google:“Uncle Klunk was a highly advanced, albeit infamous, animatronic character introduced by Creative Engineering, Inc. to ShowBiz Pizza Place in 1983 as a replacement for Rolfe DeWolfe in The Rock-afire Explosion. Featuring 27 distinct movements, he was designed to interact with props like a phone and banana, though he was largely considered creepy and a commercial failure.”
>>558312960You’d better not be the same person who asked that
Lord of the Flies general
>>558313193Yeah. I am.
>>558312905*serious voice*Well, people on the Internet basically exist as much as you want them to. It's easy to read someone's posts and start to make up a fuller personality and appearance for them in your head - just as people do with fictional characters.So when there's so something to latch onto, whether that's a shared interest, or a picture on someone's Instagram that you find attractive, or whatever, it's easy to imagine someone as the perfect person for you, even if it's entirely different from who they are.
>>558313008
>>558313089Uncle clankerBill Nye the psycho guySo many good nicknames today!
>>558313126...so we're shitposting about animatronics now? ...and we're NOT going after the fucking Dudley-Do-Right animatronic from the Bullwinkle restaurant?
>>558312935They would get along
>>558313273Sonic hates gay people? B-B-Based!
>>558313240You’d better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omlette
>>558313318Blossomanon what the actual fuck have you made me look up I don't feel comfortable
>>558313392Yeah that’s right! Get back in the kitchen! Don’t forget to also fold my laundry too.
The only character I hate more than Shadow, is this fucking Blossom poster. Please kill yourself.
do you think anon would giggle if you tickled his wiener
I like Sonic.Who’s with me?
>>558312721As if she isn't seeing anyone.
>>558313494I like Sonic. He cool
>>558313478yeah as if I'm gonna feel intimidated by an AMY ROSE FAN
>>558313532trvkesingle girls aren't real
>>558313361why
>>558313494they make pretty good milkshakes
>>558313474Did you know that if you close your mouth, you can actually shut up and not give the opinion that nobody asked for?
This is my favorite thread
>>558313532>>558313590*Ahem*I am realAnd singleNow fuck off you are not the kind of hot I like
>>558313679eh i like /tf2g/ more
>>558310993i could have did better on the shading. i tried to emulate that old anime shading, where they use 2 tones for shadows. it kind of ruins it. maybe ill do better next time.
Douge
>>558313679anon I want to actually sleep tonight, please
>>558313737You made her extremely cute.
>>558313707Damn. Now you hate Sonic. You’re a cunt.
>>558313707i hope to meet a girl like you irl one day
>>558313767I punt Silver to 6 so I can sit next to Big
>>558313593The toy surprise was a lethal buzz shock toy that ended up in a lawsuit Or rather William Afton was writing fake complaints to ruin the brand and the toy was safeIdk it was the 70s
>>558313767Murder tailsSit next to SonicStare at himWhen he looks confused stare at him harderThis will make my 14-hour trip to Europe worthwhile
Tails Sez: Women Are Not Realno this isn't a cope stfu
>>558313767why did shadow bring maria's mostly, rotten corpse on the plane?
so i just woke up from a dream where i was arrested with a bunch of other guys and sent to prison, at the very end we broke out and started running in a field full of white snow towards freedom, and it was cool as fuck.Anyways i'm not american, so when choosing destination for an hideout i asked if they're heading back to new york, one said no he's going to minnesota, the other two said they're off to ontario so i went with them perhaps sticking together helps.The question is, how fucked am i for trying to cross canada's border?
What is a woman?
>>558313791No I love him. He’s cute… and I like his personality and his cute expressions <3>>558313801Why do I feel like I want to kill you, but sadly that is illegal.
>>558313707I hear a certain uncle is ALSO single
>>558313907dont ask
>>558313924I don't think canadians give a shit.
Shadow pumps hot sticky loads into underaged rabbit girls and nobody is stopping him
>>558313959A miserable little pile of sex____!
>>558313767Every seat except 1 fucking sucks.
I'm kinda liking Tails with a longer snoot
>>558313924>The question is, how fucked am i for trying to cross canada's border?they don't care at all there are large stretches where there is straight up no security so it's not even hard>Why do I feel like I want to kill you, but sadly that is illegal.woah
>>558314045hmm..I think I know ONE man who can stop him
>People posting puppets from some tv show>People posting Powerpuff girls>People posting OCsWhat the fuck happened to the SONIC General?
>>558313859I existI am still hereI still love Sonic’s wide eyes And some randos are still simping for meAlso, tails is saying that rose bush’s aren’t real.>>558313959A woman is me. A woman is scary. A woman can teach you how to talk to other women. A woman will not do it, however, as you are already hopeless.
>>558314045That's messed up. Cream is cradle robbing.
>>558314104
>>558313847>Or rather William Afton was writing fake complaints to ruin the brand and the toy was safeThis is confirmed the case not only did purposely change the commission he ordered to waste Edwin resources and money but he was buying and returning items to make complaints tooThis guy is sicko lol
>>558314020>>558314117cool, i didn't even know ontario was in canada my brain just insert random shit in my dream so they're always so surreal
>>558314174Which posts off yours in this thread RIGHT NOW has been trying to talk about Sonic? At least post porn if you're going to complain.
>>558313991Why would I marry a Clanker?>>558314081I’m right here, retard. Don’t think you could escape what you most fear.>>558314248I may throw up
>>558314260>my brain just insert random shit in my dream so they're always so surrealyeah uh that's how everyone's dreams work, dude
I want to argue about fairly odd parents now. Timmy and Tootie is basically Sonamy.
>>558314251I'm confused how many times can you change a commission from someone before they call bullshit
>>558314174Sonic sucks.
>>558314310>calling Uncle Klunk a clanker WE SHOULD EXECUTE YOU ON THE FUCKING SPOT
>>558314328Speaking of dreams, tell me how to dream about my wide eyed cutie, Sonic.
>>558314310Where would you like to puke?
>>558314339Back in the day You could get screwed over easily but not anymore really unless you're just really annoying
>>558314332>Timmy and TootieEw
>>558314174is a man not allowed to blosspost
>>558314392if i knew how to control my dreams, there would be a lot more sloth in them
>long snout tails>teleports behind youI will never forget that modded doom server where 2D classic tails was a boss oneshotting players with explosions.
>>558314412On that Clankers face, and then Anne Boleyn that same Clanker.
>>558314332Gordon Vonstrangle and The Crimson Chin oiled up twerking
>>558314517Already coming up with pet names? You’re such a pooter.
>>5583137674 EZ
what hours are these?
>>558312689Has Poppy also take inspiration from Sonic like fnaf did?
>>558314441WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "EW"? HOW IS THE MAIN CORE CANON SHIP "EW" TO YOU? IT'S CUTE!
>>558314616He’s creepy…I don’t want to look at his face anymore…
>>558313959A human being of the female sex.
>>558314674No this pic is the closest thing to Sonic x PPT but it's just a Easter egg meme pic nothing serious
why does it make trannies seethe so much?
All this talk about women really makes me want to JACK OFF!!
>>558314672euro breakfast time
>>558314471Built for—Okay I’m kinda over this joke
>>558314687not as cute as our Uncle
>>558314672Fun is infinite here on sthg
>>558314797I can supply you some Blossoms so you can do the deed
>>558314441vickyfags are getting uppity
>>5583137674 so I can kill Maria in front of Shadow again.
>>558314471Shut up cocksleeve
>>558314797I am… offended.Anne Boleyn would like to speak to you now.>>558314896Please… don’t… I can’t take it anymore…
>>558314791They wish they could be a real girl like Amy or a real boy like Sonic and they hate heterosexuality
>>558314921...Really?
>>558315006mmmm jealous much?
>>558314791>>558315037I like most Amy ships. What does that say about me?
Avatar faggotry wouldn't exist if you retards didn't keep giving them attention.
>>558315106it means you glorify sleeping around
>>558315124Nice avatar, faggot.
>>558312598Wait a damn minute they never went all in tho The Mimic should have been wearing costumes similar to Klunk meanwhile Sonic the hedgehog was the bigger inspirationI hate it here
>>558315124>>558315216Avatarfag duel!
>>558315216don't make fun of kit like that.
>>558315269Kek the way the mimic runs at you at top speed
do you ever think about the fact that your soulmate is out there someone but you'll never meet because neither of you go outside
>>558314228>>558314242Lol
>>558315083Okay… THATS IT.I FUCKING HATE THAT THING AND ITS THE BANE OF MT EXISTENCE. I HOPE IT DIES AND EVERYONE FORGETS ABOUT IT. I HOPE I NEVER SEE THAT UGLY TAPIR FACE EVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE.
>>558315436I got a boo thang and were both equally insane >>558315408I wish they talked
>>558315216I know /sthg/ is full of turbo auts but you have to be straight up retarded to not know the difference between avatarfagging and reaction images
>>558315494The Crackening…
>>558315321Why not?
why are /sthg/ so perfect?
>>558315547Wot
>>558315527They have a jingle
okay anons how many fucking times are you gonna post Uncle Klunk before it stops being funny
I hate my period.Who’s with me?
>>558315746Creams ability to endear herself to adult men and instantly fold them needs to be studied
>>558314687No. Tootie was never the main ship. That was always Trixie.
>>558315746If they didn't want me to lewd Cream, then why did they make her so sexy?
>>558315863periods suckand commas rule!
>>558315436People are scary. I'm fine never meeting them.
>>558315863Dont worry about it.
>>558315883because you're mentally ill.
>>558315006>I am… offended.Guys are walking semen factories with the need to put their DNA in things. I will chop up my balls in solidarity.
>>558315952Stop itGet some help
came to ponies... again...
>>558315978i wanna meet the person im not scared of tho...
>>558315879>That was always Trixie.ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY? TOOTIE LOVES HIM. TIMMY LITERALLY READ TRIXIE'S BRAIN AND EXPLICITLY GOT TOLD THAT SHE WILL NEVER LOVE HIM. TOOTIE SAVED HIM FROM VICKY MULTIPLE TIMES. TOOTIE MARRIED HIM IN THE LIVE ACTION. TIMMY PROTECTED TRIXIE FROM THE BULLIES. TIMMY AND TOOTIE IS ONE OF THE CUTEST PAIRINGS IN ALL OF CARTOONS AND YOU JUST WANT IT GONE FOR THAT COOMBAIT SHALLOW HUSSIE
>>558315989Why are you like this?
>>558316046You don't know if they're not scary. It never happens like the romcoms.
>>558316020>Horse show fagI do not want your kind here.
>>558315978People are scary?Do you…Are you lonely?Do you need someone to care for you?
>>558316129if they're scary then they're not the one for meboom, logic
>>558315860the next time one of you fucks try to complain about me just remember the klunkposters and realize I could be a fucking whole lot worse
Sonic’s boy pussy
Did a sonic /co/ thread die or something what's going on here? Why are things extra faggoty and annoying here tonight?
>>558316196I'm alone, but I'm not lonely. People disappoint, people harm. I'm okay keeping to myself and socializing online.>>558316205They will always be scary, anon.
>>558316246Because girl.
>>558315869>>558315883Bunnies are too powerful.
>>558316246the board discovered some fucking Uncle Klunk thing and won't shut the everloving fuck up about it, I'm just waiting for it to end.
>>558316335>the boardah yeah, it's totally more than one guydefinitely
>>558316246foids.
>>558316246As always, cartoonfaggotry devastates.
>>558315436I'm too busy being a whore for love
>>558316302As in me?The girl people keep asking out?Am I the whole reason this thread is faggoty?
>>558316380look man do you think I even relatively know?could be one very annoying fuck, we could be gretting raided by a bunch of annoying fuckheads, I have no damn clue.
>>558316302What’s a girl?
>>558316335Don't respond to my post ever again annoying avatar posting niggerfaggot, kys. All avatarfags deserve to die
>>558315863I like your period. It's probably cute.
>>558313767Wouldn't 3 just be objectively the best choice?Literally the only problem I can think of is that Vector is in front of you which means less leg room
This is modern AI by the way.
>>558316112Real women love Uncle Klunk.
>>558316505my god man, who pissed in your corn flakes this morning?
>>558316465Depends. How many hearts have you broken, heartbreaker?
Blaze splurts out lava when she's on her period.
>>558316545…Are you insane?Do you know what a period is?
uuuu....
>>558316465Yenot really
>>558316581CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE EVERLOVING FUCK UP ABOUT UNCLE KLUNK ALREADY I SWEAR TO GOD
>>558316643Kill yourself already whispercel
>>558315670Woefag posts here so that makes your statement immediately false
>>558316643girls are scary...
>>558315739The Crackening…
>>558316581Not trueFuck off KysNever come back>>558316689Thank you
MIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Canon btw she absolutely would do this
>>558309642Same
>>558316736Finally, a REAL woman.
>>558316689yeah, we should start bullwinkleposting instead
>6750Ok this thread has gone TROOOOO FARR.
>>558316750in character and on model
>>558316713What is that?
>>558316736Finally, the return of the Minaposters…
>6750You couldn't use garbatorez art? He did some real nice ppg lewds
>>558316817NEVER POST THIS PAIRING EVER AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>558316817They never even meet up in the actual universe.
>>558316750. . .anon, anon, what the actual fuck is this anon.that barely even fucking RESEMBLES blossom anon, that is literally just some generic ass woman. never cook again, please.
Uncle Klunk is to busy to give out (You)s. Women won’t stop calling up the banana phone.
>>558316736What we needed but do not deserve...
>>558316736You hurt my autistic ears T-T
I don't think i'd want to date any of you. The women here all seem genuinely insane.
These two should join the Diamond Cutters. They could form a trio of gigabitches with Lanolin.
>>558316989There are no women here besides the blobians. Only delusional trannies
>>558316989Awww so cute<3I love sonic X Sonic and always will
>>558316989Good, clean women love Uncle Klunk. Not Sonic.
>>558316989>implying there's more than one woman herethere are but shhh
>>558316839An Event…
>>558316916god I am genuinely so done man, please let this fucking klunkanon fuck off already
>>558317020I think they should stop turning background ocs into characters
>>558317074>implying there's men here
>>558317046Hello? I exist. I am not trans.>>558317058WrongstfuNever come back>>558317095Let’s vote on it. Anyone who wants the klunkfag to log off down here?
>Ring ring
>>558317095Now you know how it feels, eh?
Blossomfag vs. Klunkfag is the new Bloods vs. Crips of this thread
>>558316878I never left..
>>558317053Having a mutual love for X sonic in particular makes you 10% more tolerable.
Post one single picture of Sonic being canonically kissed in a timeline that didn't get erasedYou can'tMeanwhile, Uncle Klunk...
>>558317282And his wide eyes too!<3
>>558317281Which one are you?
>>558316568>often used for Shadow/Blaze shippingWhere is the Ria in Blaze's name huh?
>>558316568Is there something wrong? It's a normal response and AI does nothing but copy what people post
>>558317020I feel tempted to draw them naked.
>>558317186at least I'm capable OF FUCKING POSTING OTHER THINGS ANON
>>558317243Blossomfag really met their "pickle" am I right?
>>558316568>>558317331holy gem
>>558317331blazeriathe ria is silent
>>558317346Shadria is shadowxmariaShadaze is shadowxblaze
>>558316989There are males in this thread posting powerpuffs shit. You are in no position to judge us
>>558317315
I just beat all six stories in Sonic Adventure why is there no Chaos 7?
>>558317367NTA but. Okay then do it. All I see is more Blossom posts.
>>558317442That's not what Uncle Klunk told me
I actually like klunk anon more than blossomfaggot desu
>>558317169>/sthg/ is full of femanons who like to larp as the other sex
>>558317473OH SO I'M THE FUCKING PROBLEM HERE AND NOT THE KLUNKFAGFUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU GODDAMN WASTE OF HUMAN OXYGEN
>>558317398>>558317482Not you please leave nobody wants you alive we hate you kys
>>558317358You should. Blobians have no need for clothes anyway.
>>558317492They all look like they want to die.
>>558317169Ian Flynn lurks here
>>558317496okay, Sonic Lost World ain't that bad of a game, Zavok is a neat villain, sticks should've become a mainstay.
>>558317558Look at them pearly whites! Nobody can hate that.
>>558317638Last two are true
>>558317597This is a Trvke.
Female ones do, put some clothes on whore.
>>558317547Eww nuppg? You have no fucking tastes anon holy shit you're worst than I thought. Slop eater. Ppgz mogs both og and nuppg btw
>>558317514SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.JANNIES, PLEASE BAN THEM.
>>558317538Correct!
>>558317597Nah he's too busy playing Galaga.
>>558317679I've never watched PPGZ but Momoko is my wife, love her so much
>>558317654BAN HAMMERBAN HAMMERJANNIES PLEASE I BEG YOU!
>>558317575
>>558317550Fatmy
>>558317696CALL THE MODS GENE!
>>558317597So this board is just Ian Flynn, 10-15 femcels, and Uncle Klunk?
>>558317696one of these messages are just gonna have the word uncle in it and it'll put the fear of god into me due to today
Those who want to get rid of the klunkfag, say “aye”
>>558317735im imagining ian standing at a galaga cabinet holding a blaze plushie under his arm
>>558317818Uncle Klunk is here?!?!?
The Vicky posting from a few threads ago made me look up Fairly Odd Parents stuff and now I've learned that Vicky is just like Surge. She has a real personality but she was brainwashed into being evil by an insect that lives in her anus. If the bug was removed from her anus she turns into a purehearted evil. It got removed for an entire episode and she sacrificed herself resulting in the bug going back up her butt and turning her evil again. She is literally the blueprint for Surge hating Sonic.
I love my thread. This is MY thread. It belongs to ME.UNCLE KLUNK FTWhttps://youtu.be/t9eybY9qFfY?si=cIh7bi7uZzdu195-
>>558317665Meant for >>558317638
What's with the autism in this thread? By now all Americans should be asleep
>>558317872Aye
>>558317894the writer's entirely undisguised fetish
>>558317894I want to be in her anus.
>>558317894So I guess that means Chompy doesn't do anal
>>558317894That's... actually degenerate wtf.
>>558317934Jannies, you know what to do.Ban ban ban ban ban ban banPlease Jannies, for all of us.It’s for the good of the p
>>558317945I'm still awake, apparently it's Euro hours tho
>>558317872AYE, PLEASE, I BEG
>>558317974We need more out and open fetish plots in Sonic
>>558317945You're really new if you think the people that post here are awake when the sun is out.
Every since 4chan got btfo it's been so looney here
>>558317872Aye>>558317934Die
>>558317020These two dream of werehog knot
He will be back the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day…
>>558318143>Every since 4chan got btfoWhen?
>>558317776Do retards unironically believe blaze's body is completely white?
>>558317934Never come back once you leaveAnd you’d better leave now, faggot.Cause I’m saying >>558317872 aye
>>558318245stop same fagging
>>5583182014chan got hacked for like 2 weeks last year
>>558318195KILL YOURSELF
>>558318195Aye hate this personI want you to dieI want you to burnI want the Jannies to burn you alive
>>558318201newfag
>>558317974>>558318028it's a leftover from 2000s cartoons not recognizing the butthole as a sex thing
>>558317776Kek. Good one
>>558318195I never thought I could hate someone here more than blossomanon/tailsfags but here we are
>>558318143Tumblr got the last fucking laugh and you know what good for them
The Uncle Klunk commercial features him calling a caller a fruitUncle Klunk is canonically homophobicI'm not even joking, timestamp is 0:17https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ETp4LiO3QE
>>558318195No one likes you.Your mother left you.Your dad went for milk.You have no friends.Face it, everyone wants you to die.
>>558318408Stupid sexy flanders was never this funny for it to become this big of a meme
>>558318448>Tumblr is dead
>>558318491WE HAVE TO CANCEL UNCLE KLUNK
>Chuck’s in a sampan sittin’ in a stern but he don’t think his boat’ll burn. Them fucking gooks will never learn.Uncle Klunk sticks with chicks.
>4chan being easily influenced >edge lord commentary eceleb all falling from grace >lolcow culture is lame nowSonic is a survivor
>>558318587#KLUNKISOVERPARTY
>>558318540The head writer of Sonic comics comes from Tumblr
Amy the tube
>evil buttplug beetle>multiple canon /ss/ moments>A future AU that didn't get destroyed by a super genesis wave >never dropped the stalker clingy girl to make her "move on"maybe paramount should be in charge of Sonic
>>558318491>>558318613based kkklunk
Petition to kill Klunk and the Klunkfag here. Just say “oil”
>>558318628Lolcow culture was never funny, but i hate the pendulum swing of "filthy frank/idubbz to joji/icuckz", not saying being overly edgy was funny but its way better than being overly faggy
>>558318652cute and on model.
>>558318639*Ahem*DieKysEnd it all before I have to
>>558318628Well at least Zack is thriving he was always one of nice ones when it comes to that new grounds/early youtube reviewer crowd >>558318628
>>558312745The movies probably leave room for Tower to enter the picture if Walters was killed off, but weren't they both the leader of GUN?
>>558318789I love how nonchalant Tails is about this. Like he's just genuinely bored and not gay.
>>558318652Inaccurate. Amy is FAT
>>558318756But I can hear them gunships say“They’ll be no Chieu Hois today.”
>>558318738Isn't Joji just a singer or something?
>>558318653Why did you put the first and third ones like they were good for sonic to have
>>558318738I was always a fan of joji I'm glad he pays these people dust now idubbz was always going to get his karma
>>558318917Say “Jannie” to ban the Klunkfag
this robot bastard has overstayed his welcome.KILL. KLUNK.
>>558318892Boom Amy has a pretty tube-like body. So does Movie3 Amy.
>>558318997Just say “oil”
If only you guys saved your hatred for Klunkfag and used it on Woefag
>>558319085OIL. KILL HIM.
>>558319010
Move over Sage and Bump. There’s a new thread mascot in town!
>>558319159who?
>>558319216Who?
>>558318738>>558318941>releasing bops while commentary youtubers are literally going mental Based...sorta he kinda got away with it
>>558319216Stahp
>>558319236lurk moar
>>558319191
>>558319171Is this Sage about to commit selfcest with her future self?
>>558319216Guys I need your adviceWhat option should I choose on the report user area that won’t get filed as false?
>>558319396Why you ask me
>>558318738>>558318941>>558319301Joji completely won and got away entirely cleanThen he pt the pink suit back on just long enough to give us Dracula Flow and got away so clean a second time most people don't even know about the connectionWhat a legend
Idubbz apologized for his behavior it was the the fucking weirdos online seething that he apologized that was honestly weird as fuck
>>558318385Neat
>>558319385That's Luna the sloth, her mom.
>>558319236Some fag who spams his shitty oc here. Avatarfaggotry and shit like that picked up a lot more after he showed up.
is the klunkfag gone yet or are they still here
Give him eyelashes and that'd be a girl
>>558319438I am reporting the klunk spammerBut can’t risk getting it false
>>558319463Idubbz is in a abusive, toxic relationship which has had him crying on camera and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy
>>558319468Her mom is a scientist?
>>558319487>>558319506https://youtu.be/vsSlXk0lA5g?si=TXc0onwZy3rsSw-T
you guys really be like oh no i can't believe sprigglyfag is fucking plork
>>558319468thar she is
>>558319487Quick, tell me which option to choose in report user.I am trying to report them.
>>558319561way to self-project, oxygen waster
>>558318738>>558319301>>558319452Joji my dearest
>>558319506>>558319598>announcing intent to report
>>558319595this pic looks like it would have been on the sidebar of a website in 2006
>>558319598spamming/flooding, that's the best I can think of
>>558318021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEG6U7WpjAg>she moans
>>558319656Oh shoot I forgot about thatSorryJannies forgive me
>>558319558>>558319712Fitting
>>558319569geg
>>558319767lol
>>558319541That aside he apologized you can still enjoy his earlier work and understand if he felt horrible about some of the stuff he's done
Uhhhhh…Sonic…The Hedgehog?
>>558319767shawty your posting style is too recognizable
>>558319824Did he tho?I've always wondered how much of his apologies were legitimate and how much was him trying to please his abusive gf
>>558316640it's when girls are punished for not having sex with a man!
>>558319883Who’s shawtyNo seriouslyWho is shawtyI just post like this because of discord
>>558319926BASED
>>558319171>>558319787Built to be absolutely wrecked by Bump
>>558319882
>>558319541>>558319824See the thing is with this they expected him to basically say "fuck how you feel" so they can hoot and holler how based he is
>>558319926Punished, yes.For not having sex with a man, yes.Literal definition, no.
>>558319882you are in /ukg/ now. Uncle Klunk General.
>>558319942>admitting to using discordlurk moar
>>558319984Reminder that the shitty friends guy also did this kek
Why do communities around franchises which haven’t had many recent releases always devolve into insane asylums?
>>558319942uncle klunk's mandinka lover
>>558319958luna is built to be annihilated by bang
>>558320021can we make it /bg/ (blossom general) instead, I never want to hear about this uncle MOTHERFUCKER ever again
The angry videogame nerd ignoring everything is kinda funny
>>558319942https://youtu.be/WXxV9g7lsFE?si=eOWQyn_8XgcMDw9WAnd you called me underaged?
>>558320165He's just too damn angry.
>>558320058>Why do communities around franchises with no product to distract their fans with always devolve into insane asylums?Rumble? Shit.Crossworlds? Shit.And so, we funpost.
>>558320058Silence gets loud after awhile
>>558310062I just discovered the magic of the cumsock after I figured I'd try it after the laundry machine destroyed the matching sock.Holy shit, this is so convenient, it feels good to let loose and not have to give af about cleanup. How come no one told me?
>>558320172I know the slang term, I thought you were referring to a user who posted like that.
>>558320023https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoG5jJ3E8rg
>>558320219>Crossworlds? Shit.Excuse you? Crossworlds was absolute kino, it was the best racing game of 2025
>>558320268>how come no one told mehas to be bait, people have been talking about nutting inside a sock for decades
>>558320268do men really do this
>>558320283>discordfag can’t read spoilers
I'm just glad all the fuckers who smeared Sonic good name are washed up
>>558320325thisbase game was peakit was the dlc that was shit
>>558320219ah yes, Uncle Klunk being posted a million different times sure is fun!fuck off.
>>558320131Bump’s mom is called Bang?
>>558320316god i love this song
>>558320393I can, and once again I am not underaged. I’m just autistic…
>>558320424This but replace Uncle Klunk with Blossom from Powerpuff Girls
>>558320396How does Joji launching a successful music career while completely escaping any and all repercussions for his Pink Guy phase make him "washed up"?
>>558320430Yes. Bang the deer
>>558320430She likes guns
>>55832050look buddy I want to fuck her, you're gonna have to deal with me shoving her in people's faces here.
>>558320602this is meant to be a reply to >>558320504I am a idiot
>>558320590A TRRRRRRRRRRUEEEEEEE AMERICAN WOMAN
>>558320494You’re not autistic. You just hate people. That’s why you immediately popped a blood vessel when an anon jokingly asked if you wanna go out. Nothing said about dating, or kissing, or fucking. You just jumped the gun and acted like a total piece of shit. You were too blinded by rage to even see how much of an idiot you were, and still are. You really are a discord user.
>>558320349I always thought it was a weird joke. It actually does work very well.>>558320383I guess so, but I'm not wearing this sock again. Only personally tried this because it's a spare.
>>558320268>How come no one told me?are you like 14 or something
Well, /sthg/?
>>558320763out of 10
>>558320750I AM autistic. Deal with it.
>>558320786blossomanon, at least they're CHARMINGLY annoying, klunkanon wasn't even funny and made me hate them more as they kept posting
>>558320396>people acting like they never participated in it or liked any fan content it spawned not me tho
>>558320430>>558320535non-canon reddit moms
>>558320786Uncle...My loyalty to you...
>>558320535>>558320590Is she as dumb as Bump or did IQ just not transfer down?
>>558320786If I have to… red.Though I am not a blossomfag, anything but klunk.>>558320887Mmmmmno
>>558320880thoughbeit
>>558320887Uncle Klunk recognizes Shadow as the not only the ultimate lifeform, but the true hedgehog of this franchise.
>>558320848The Sonic cycle? I don't have time for your conspiracy theories
>>558320880oh god are we bringing canon vs non-canon discussion to sthg ocs lmfao
>>558320835For others to get over you, you must first get over yourself.
<sigh>
>>558320961bump and sage were embraced by the people of this threadthe reddit moms were forced by one spammer with a mom fetish
Mischaracterization is always bad
>>558321014I see.They're hot tho, so that's all that matters to me
>>558321024Are you talking about Blossom or Uncle Klunk?
>>558321012What? It’s just an advertisement.
How many images in this specific thread are not Sonic-related? Genuine question.
>>558321073Blossom would never act like this.
>>558321101About 25%
>>558321101Why don't you count them?
>>558320957>conspiracy theories I never payed attention to the stuff that came out of this site not even thinking it's anything serious but fuck it was serious ouch...
>>558321112maybe she would if she was especially pissed off.
>>558320268>shota anon discovers fapping
>>558321151The only question is: how do we make the other 75% off topic?
>>558321151Uncle Klunk ftw
>>558321178Why are you here if you're not going to talk about sonic? Surely /co/ /trash/ or /b/ would have whatever you're looking for.
>>558317894If Vicky still falls in love with Timmy WHILE evil what happens if you remove the evil anal bug?
>>558321273You’re not gonna believe this. He got himself banned from /co/. Guess why.
>>558321281lovey dovey oneesan ss
>>558321273I do talk about sonic, I just mainly yap about Blossom
>>558320131
>>558321171I honestly don't even want to think about it especially as someone who also never gave it much attention All those Chads and Stacy's who lost their marbles had nothing to do with me
>>558321213Longtime fapper, firsttime socker.
>>558321345again, not banned from /co/. they're just starting to not like Powerpuff posting -_-
>>558321345Spamming blossom/ppg threads in order to talk about blossom?
>>558319501Men are allowed to be cute and have long hair. Stop erasing cute boy culture
>>558321461Worse actually
Sonic characters for this feel?
>>558321528
>>558321524Enlighten me vague posting nigger
>>558321461>spamming Blossom threads to talk about Blossom
>>558321281>>558321353There is an episode about this https://fairlyoddparents.fandom.com/wiki/Vicky_Loses_Her_Icky
>>558321524Posting /aco/ stuff in regular /co/?
>>558321528Literally,
Can we just be a normal /sthg/ for once?
>>558321654With the Friz?! No way!
>>558321654what constitutes a "normal" /sthg/Nothing is ever actually normal with this general
>>558321654no that’s too much to ask anon
>>558321637Cumming on her glasses!
>>558321616Ding ding ding
>>558321419I understand it's not a hehe haha lol so edgy thing with some people these past few years it natural to feel uneasy about it
>>558321587Why is Timmy dressed like Hugh Hefner?
>tfw failed the captcha 2 timesGuess I'm not reporting anybody
>>558321771Holy Gemerald...
>>558321803They're husband and wife
>>558321703Where we talk about what sonic characters we want to fuck, shipping, and telling woefag to fuck pff. That’s normal. Uncle Klunk and blossomfags are not as normal as I want it to be…
>>558321763
uncle klunk won
>>558321771no anon, I wasn't posting Blossom porn on /co/, how much of an idiot do you have to be to think I'd do that.
>>558321892No he didn’t We know you are there klunkfagThis better not become a thing
>>558321812Not good enough autism for pattern recognition
This general is a fucking joke. Mods gave up on this place and you're the laughing stock of /vg/. Might as well change /sthg/ to /rape/ and let everyone know they can dump their shitty ass images and shit posts here. Welcome to the toilet general faggots
total klunk victoryklunktacular
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring!Banana phone!
>>558321792Not so fast sthg is guilty of Whisper&Tangle slander You can't manipulate me sthg
>>558321771Can't be true. Porn in a blue board is a three day ban unless he was a repeat offender and got permabanned from /co/ specifically
>>558322010>laughing stock of vgis that not the fortnite general?
>>558322010You think this is bad? We're not even the worst sega game generalSomeone once copy-pasted an entire 30 thousand character, 15 post long smut fic into the Total War general and for over 12 hours the jannies didn't take it down
>>558322148No. This is the worst general on /vg/ by a long shot. Prove me wrong.
>>558322137I can confirm, it ain't true, I may be horny for Blossom but I'm not THAT fucking horny.
>>558322010>>558322229Who cares?
Can we talk about sexual harassment and why it's funny?
>>558322228Probably because nobody cares, not even the thread inhabitants, because it's a dead thread that posts once every 45 minutes. /Sthg/ is one of the more active threads at least
Somebody please make a new general, and in the next one we actually IGNORE the klunkfag?
>>558322130This is the dumbest ship ever. Shadow doesn't need Sonic's sloppy seconds, and Amy isn't going to just settle for (not) Sonic no matter how bad her eyes are.
>>558322337No, I live for the chaos.
Look in the bright side, at least this general has a constant flux of Tails images!
>>558322314>because it's a dead thread that posts once every 45 minutesEven now when 90% of the /twg/gers are asleep it's still getting posts every 10 minutes or so
Stop being such a little bitch /sthg/
>>558322337No. Not bump limit yet.
>>558322254>Bro just let things be shitty and gay and lame bro why do you care so much about talking about a thing you wanna talk about in an place made specifically to talk about it we can't do anything anyways so let's just open our assholes and take it like good little raped sluts broYou've given up on every aspect of your life haven't you?
>>558322314Does this mean mods won't nuke us to /trash/?
>>558322309In this case I am fine with Shadow getting Sonic's sloppy seconds, because to be fair, everyone is getting Geoffrey's sloppy seconds.
>>558322337can I be allowed to migrate to said new thread with you guys
>>558322438the jannies are klunkheadsthey won't touch us as long as we reject blossomfag
>>558322228Wait until you hear about vaccuum dick Blaze that jannies didn't delete at all.
>>558322494This is true
>>558322401Start being a badass bitch instead.
>>558322401sthg is a asking annie
>>558322438We're not active enough to get shoved nor are our posts horny enough. It'll be more likely that we just get nuked outright for being an irrelevant general
>>558322494...again, read this. >>558316225
>>558322525Ok, look how hard I can cry,*UUUUUUUUU*
>>558322436Ooo, scathing. You bitch but you haven't tried to steer anything back to Sonic all thread, have you?
>>558322564hiro was seen on klunkstein island
>>558322490Yup. The klunkfag can not.
>>558322564So its true. He really did get banned from /co/
Uncle Klunk looks so weird it's almost like a racist caricature :PThough it's not Fechter's scariest animatronic, that goes to the clown one
>>558322393I don't care about fails.
>>558322525>start Me and oomf as Whisper and Tangle in crossworlds dead lobby
>>558322469are you me?
>>558322772You John Wayne?
>>558322616I have, multiple times. Besides why does it matter to you suddenly you defeatist apathetic faggot I thought you were too cool to care about how the thread goes?
>>558322772I must be. Since we agree.
>>558322691You're not the center of the world
3 little hedgehogs
>>558322637...what the hell does me making fun of klunkfags have to do with a supposed (not even true btw) /co/ ban, I literally posted on the board a few times today
>>558322837What are you talking about? Who’s Klunk?
>>558322309Best couple.
<3
>>558322836SSS - my favorite trio
If you see this, go listen to live and learn.Don’t waste your time here.Immerse yourself in a real Sonic life.Then go back to bed.
>>558322802Sure, bud. Because you care so much about the quality of discussion in a pack of autists. Enjoy the chaos a little, we'll be back to screeching about shipping or East v West in no time. Things are already shifting to normal.
>>558322903. . .have you not been looking at the fucking thread for the past 3 HOURS
>>558322946Me too
>>558322928What are you? Some kind of nut? I’d say you’re more of a fruit actually! Haha I’m beautiful!
>>558322969>Bro enjoy the non sonic discussion while you canWhy are you here? 99.999999999% of 4chan is already non-sonic discussion why do we need that here too? Do you understand the point of a general? Are you actually retarded?
>>558323040No, but I know you often come in here and post off topic faggotry.
>>558322951Low tier trolling
>>558323112Nobody has to listen to a creampedo.
>The girl with infinite STDs and the guy who can't catch any of them
>>558323112CREAM THE RABBIT
>>558322708ice spice and the friend she stole How fitting
>>558323112Oh, was someone stopping you from posting Cream lewds, breh? Needed someone to goon with that bad?
>>558323146oh my fucking GOD there is no winning with you rejects
You call me in here, the middle of the night To come into your board and destroy life?Is this what they teach you, in Sunday School?(But Tailsanon he's got a million hairs, a billion tails, a trillion images)Anon it's not disgusting, it's just reality, take a deep breath and appreciate lifeLook how delicate his Tails are, flying around your general boardDo you know, the proper name?(Vulpes!)That's right We're living in a series, full of mobiansBig and small, furry and scalyYou're not the center... Of the wooooorld
>>558323229What did I do?
>>558323210Least retarded creamfag.
>>558323190Cope <33
>what the fuck am I reading in this thread?
>>558323229>PicrelKEKAROO
>>558323112oh, so now the rabbit fucker is gonna preach to us!
>>558323261Foxes are canine.
>>558323297Nothing goodGo back to bed
>>558323210Again why does the subject matter to you? Its on topic. Why are you so aghast at the idea of people wanting to keep a general topic thread on topic?
>>558323297I have no fucking idea anon
>The Klunkfag already created the new thread and made Uncle Klunk the OP
>>558323440oh you gotta be fucking kidding me
I bet that one faggot anon is going to say "it should have been a blossom op"
ice spice x spongebob didn't flop despite that thrash song meanwhile spongebob x sonic came and went She was never really Sonic friend huh
>>558323339Just because it's on topic doesn't mean that it's good.
OH WAITNOW I GET ITCROSSWORLDS BROUGHT NICKELODEON INTO SONICFUCK
>>558323339Never said it mattered, though it is rather interesting that you'd rather complain than simply post your porn. No one was stopping you.
>>558323485See: >>558321954
>>558323440Bro why do you care bro we're just having a little fun bro. Just a little chaos we get a little whacky here bro you guys take yourselves too seriously bro who caaaaaaaares bro you really wanna go back to talking about sonic characterizations and horny posting about Amy and Cream bro just learn to have fun.
>>558323505she released two songs immediately after the movie dropped and those were surprisingly decent and she stopped the skinny goth look for her old style so that also brought back the horny fuckers to her side again
>>558323647This post feels like a parody of the mentality it is conveying
actually, don't bother going to the new thread, let that be a klunkfag containment center.
>>558323757And blossomfag
>>558323505Tyla unfortunately despite being the co host and being there for the Crossworlds x Spongebob reveal continues to be screwed over
I’m confused. What’s this about Uncle Klunk? Who is he?
>>558323791no, I refuse to even be near klunkfag, fuck off.
>>558323840Primer: https://showbizpizza.fandom.com/wiki/Uncle_Klunk
>>558323840Shit post off topic spam. Ignore it
>>558323896You already posted on that thread. Liar.
I hate the off topic posters too but I don't think the complaining is worth it when all the actual on topic posts are just era fagging, e-celeb drama, softcore porn spam and shipping autism in a repeated cycle to the point of ad nauseum. Can we actually hold a real interesting convo here?
>>558323951it was simply to tell klunkfag to off themselves, not going back there.
Please someone 404 that thread NOW
>>558323960>I fucking hate this general either way so I don't care what's being postedYou could always leave you know? I don't see you posting anything worthwhile
>>558323960>Can we actually hold a real interesting convo here?I don’t know, Anon. What do you wanna talk about?
>>558323821the absolute seething over her Grammy win kek she's the entire package for the making of a super star just like Sabrina they will make you like her
if anyone here can draw, please draw sonic smashing that klunk bastard with a sledgehammer, please
>>558324150Man that nigger dyke is ugly
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG???
>>558324150She's gorgeous
>>558324221Cancelled. Try again next thread.
>>558324221YesEveryone say yes
>>558324110You unknowingly interacted with multiple of my posts you found interesting.
>>558324373I too, can make shit up.
Tate mcrae for Movie 4 soundtrack please paramount
>>558321954>>558321954>>558321954
>>558324501IGNORE IT AND STAY HERESOMEBODY MAKE ANOTHER THREAD
>>558324414It's ok anon. You don't need to be embarrassed.
>>558324593that shit was an early bake anyway
So now what?
>>558324426She's going to btfo joji as the better youtuber to musician swap
>>558324668>>558324668>>558324668
>>558324593on it!
>>558324780Someone already made one.See: >>558324709