>>558265209>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>roleplay tourney IIIhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/17vcs35g-KN9wZeHn63a8TA85PAMgeyDIKjAud1Im0Ts/>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12xFgBhBqMumTzgn7_yOmFYTnrxltRf2uR8jUG8J_-c8/>survey resultshttps://repo.riichi.moe/others/charactersurvey/index.html
>not sucky
The power of 1s
I want to make myself at home between those thighs.
why did you kill /sfg/
>>558315847you cant do that to me
https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/game%20resources%20and%20tools/Mahjong%20Fight%20Girl/AudioClip/VOX_G13_MJG_THINK_2.wav
i ain't clicking that shit
>>558315852We killed Tekgen so it was Street Fighter's turn.amaekoromo-0.png
The terminator of /tekgen/ - Tekken GeneralThe wrecker of /wwmg/ - Where Winds Meet General #167: Young Master EditionThe slayer of /sfg/ - Street Fighter Generalamaekoromo-0.png
>>558316057
why can't we kill /bag/? don't they have like 10 threads?
Hanner
>>558316232if the baker waited a little while we could've, they're the next to die right now
>>558316135>Young Master EditionAlways gets me.
>>558316256what is wrong with her face
>>558316357while we could've what?
>>558316256Mating
>>558315852the law of equivalent exchange
>>558316428Could've had it all...Rolling in the DEEEEEEP (oh yeah!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPPZBSF0t1Q
>>558316428killed /bag/
>>558316587MY EMPIIIIRE OF DIRTI WILL MAKE YOU HURT
https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/game%20resources%20and%20tools/Mahjong%20Fight%20Girl/AudioClip/VOX_G12_SP3_7.wav
>>558317019Doesn't this bitch know that it's unsanitary to lick crowbars? God knows where it's been and how dirty it is.
>seal clubbing m1 yagooey gets handed out cheap but free hands>proceeds to bully e1 nyaggersfuck you rogermanjinwu-11.png
Gsxr1000r police chase x Rolling in the deep
unforcing beamjinwu-11.png
killing /mjg/ beamjinwu-11.png
Very organic
organic post beamjinwu-11.png
HONORSfuck you rogerman and that other seal clubbing nyagger too
>>558319748>Primal Fire>still in gold room
>>558320053Bought the account 2 months ago
>>558320053not an adept at least
>>558315119>someone said slapitanI CHANGED /MJG/
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP MY PLAPPITAN
PLAPITAN FALCON
>>558320417
>>558319785wtf he plays riichi? I thought he was just a funny experiments guy
List of memorable Kyaputens:1. Xapitan2. The Captain so retarded that his teammate could pinpoint who he was from how hard he struggled to install MFG in the thread and sent instructions via IRC
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558320474Mahjong is compelling to every kind of autists
>>558320524move on alreadydon't you have a blog to comment on?
>>558320053Unironically sovl
>>558320662I don't break containment.ikishimamidari-3.png
crab bucket shitpost beam
My captain's schizo as fuck but I love him
My captain grinched the chat and OC creation after the first 2 weeks.
Cheeta
>>555892274ikishimamidari-11.png
>>558320878we know team ( )
My captain's schizo as fuck and I don't love him
My captain is normal and I think he's okay
>>558321063The cruelest opinion yet
Would you rather a schizo captain or a mentally well-adjusted captain?
>>558321063we know, Riichi Dicks
>>558321183schizo, bad or good at least he'll be funny
>ron, ufufufu
Why are we such sluts, finding new captains every year?
Where's the captain tier list?
>>558321364the captains chose us, not the other way
>>558305997BASED BASED BASED, you'll be drafted for the steve team
>>558321407>he doesn't send subliminal messages to his captain to get draftedcynthia-2.png
I unfriend all steves, wanjirous, and hanners on sight
>>558321493>baggies won
>>558321493Do you unfriend m*les?
my first ever friend in the friendlist is hanner
>>558321539baggies are cute!
>>558321539I ignore bagkeks on sight
>>558319785Ohnonono might as well be the ssethtide, now that that zoomshit farming nigger stopped making videos
Hanners are alright, I liked the hanner team vn
As i have said before, only good hannigger is a hannigger pelt Furrshit subhumans
Hanners are okay as long as there is an ecological balance. And they eat luigis which is good
Hanner is a cat too, right?
>>558322527do you realize the luigi population is already critically endangered? when's the last time you saw her emotes?
No new tourney announcement?
>>558322624
New SegaMJ collab is Tokyo Ghoul
>>558322829Hmm... so it really could be worse...
Every single time
>join game>hag already comes disconnectedsaves me the trouble
I sometimes bow to my opponents before playing online mahjong.
GLORIOUS DAY
I sometimes mate with Hannah.
Hannah mentioned!
>three w*menGuess I'll root for konami.
>my wives are not on tellyi sleep
stupid bunny just has to deal in on last discard of south 4, I could've avoided 3rd if the retard just folded
first time i've seen sloppyzawa not luckshit
Shocking: Punch Suddenly Attacked… Hair Pulled, Total Panic!
with a wait like this, saki is sure to win
>>558325124
>>558324534Your wife is busy pleasing italian old men
kill sloppyzawa
>>558325436Is this character grid supposed to constitute something?
>>558325436Who's the bottom right sword slut?
Sometimes I question my sanity
>>558325752haramichiyuki-1.gif
>>558325436>unnamed goblinbased
>>558325861are you proud of being a terminal luckshitter?
>>558326014he has no honor fr
>>558326014>winning streakyes. yes he is.
>>558326086The red dragons are right there though
American Truck Simulator is relaxing and fun but it would definitely be better with a wheel.A gamepad is too twitchy on gentle highway curves even with lowered sensitivity.
the fact that i don't have winning streak at saint proves that i have the lowest luck to skill ratio on /mjg/
>>558326660W-wait, Cynthia, s-stop! T-that's a Koito under your wheel!
>>558326835you were supposed to farm winning streak in novice anon, no one got it naturally
blitz tourney doko
The skillful lucklet is merely waiting for a luck streak to come while the luckshitter will eventually run out of luckthis is what I tell myself to sleep at night
>>558325861Not even close baby
>>558326963please I'm tired of these gimmicks
>missed winning streak in silver>be master now>will never ever have itjinwu-12.png
>>558326660Very good emote
>>558326951I did it in jade
>>558327054Just fall back down
>>558327054Yeah that one in particular is the trickiest, the crow doesn't even have it
>>558327020>the luckshitter will eventually run out of luckHow do we tell him...?
>>558326915Koito-sama it was my fault for not paying attention to the road please stop...
>>558315679hey i'm looking for a certain league vod because I thought it was funny. wondering if any of you anons remember which league and/or session it was a part of. it was a POV stream where the dude was literally playing with the dim tsumogiri cheat mod and he had like one or two of his teammates on commentary coaching him
>>558326915
>>558327540
>>558327026blitz isn't a gimmick
>>558326963blitz sanma tonpuu notips tourney doko
>sanmalollmao
Here comes the Mizukek bailout hand
>>558327054Never give up !
>current one isn't even finished painting yet>already thinking about making a Perfect Grade MK. II that's twice the size and detailsHow many mechanical spider tanks can a man own?
>>558328250I have a friend that has an entire closet stacked with unassembled gunpla. It's a slippery slope
>>558328364My next one will be the last, surely.
>>558328250Can you share the model when you're done? I'm looking for reasons to buy a 3D printer.
>trannyzawa getting bailed out multiple times on his dealer turn
>>558328847That's the plan. Or at least I wanted to wait for 11/21, but for my /mjg/ friends I don't mind sharing MK. I early. Gotta finish painting and assembly first though to make sure it's all okay.https://files.catbox.moe/d4wvcp.jpg
>>558329236based
>>558321063Bro what the fuck
>pirates no longer last
>>558330394At this rate we'll be in the semis in no time
I hope I get drafted by a straight captain
>>558327054i'm still a kekspert and i basically dropped gold room for playing silver tonpuus just to get that achievementworst case scenario i'll have to start losing on purpose, i don't want to become a silver master
>>558327054>>558330716Just get it in Jade like other mjgs did.
>>558330716Simply derank to adept and play bronze tonpuu
>>558330771name one
>>558330373Is the joke that she rubbed all of the markings off because it's gentil
Winning streak is a cursed title anyway, I'm glad I don't have it
>>558330857there's less bots in silver
>>558330929no one cares about sloppa
>>558330871>namesLurk moar.
>>558330871Even if I did there's no way for you to verify itProbatio diabolica, I refuse to explain etc.
I'd set my goal at Winning Streak, but the more I played and learned, the more I became aware that I'm already capable of it. If I continued on, fully shook off the rust and regained my habits, I'm sure I could achieve Winning Streak. That then just turns it into an exercise in putting in the time.
>>558331038It's slop? I'm too fucking old. I should just give up on internet images.
>>558331263unc... you actually can't tell that's sloppa...?!
>>558331250this is unironically true thoughit's the only achievement that's guaranteed if you play an infinite amount of games
>>558331263slop detector extension when?
>>558331413It's over.
>420
>>558330373>hakuiisouHaruhi-tier cheater.
>>558331606Exists already
>>558331747how does it know?
>>558330871Dubrissaud
>names
>doubly sneed
>>558332097That guy's a luckshitter
What happened in the first M League match today? I missed it completely.
>>558332204no he's not
>>558332429mahjong
>>558332429Knights 4th, Pirates 3rd, Raiden 2nd, Knami 1st
what happened in the last thread
>>558331263I think the best way to get good at identifying slop is to make some yourself. Kinda like how you wouldn’t know about text AI’s “You’re absolutely right” and its bizarre overuse of em-dashes unless you actually used it in the past.For me, it was using local stable diffusion to generate lolis all summer
>>558332648
>>558332613I missed the end. Weren't Raiden at +50,000 south 3? What happened?
>>558332693Isn’t that what happens normally every time a thread is archived?
>>558332613Thanks.
>>558332883no
>>558332883how new
>>558332429Great child bearing hips.
>>558332649I can easily tell slop in text, and I was very good at telling image slop when it was shiny or yellow. Now I have a lot of trouble.
>>558332749Takizawa had last dealer and wasn't letting go of it
>>558332963There's some je ne sais quoi about this particular sloppa that screams slop but I can't put my finger on whatIt's like the uncanny valley or something
>>558332923I’m barely /vg/, I used to mostly stay on /jp/ which has threads surviving half a year so ya can’t blame me for not knowing how archiving works
>>558333343an entire previous thread being deleted means someone manually swept it.
>>558333068It’s the weird inconsistent brush strokes. If it were proper digital art you’d at least see some effort in the consistency of brush shape and size There’s also some strange grain over everything that you can see subconsciously
>>558333068You just have to notice that the winning hand is actually a multiple chombo and not because of the extra haku tiles
>>558333438Thanks glowiemiko <3
>>558333068Washizu's thumb is going through his tiles bro
FUCK BANANAAAAAAA
>>558333438I know we post this as a meme but it doesn't, it's a bug related in 4chan's software that triggers when two threads archive at the same time or some weird condition like that.
>>558334392HONOURS
>>558334936Sleeping.
>>558335578WRONG! This doragon is deceased
rip
If you were stranded on a desert island with amnesia and nothing but M-League logs, could you reconstruct Riichi Book 1 from first principles?
>>558335706RB1 doesn't tell to hoard safe tiles so no
>>558335706I could do it blind from memory alone
>>558335706Making a scoring table would be too difficultYou'd have to be a math wiz to figure out 2 han 40 fu means you get round(fu × 2(2 + han))*4 (*1.5 if you're dealer) points on ron
>>558336179(fu × 2^(2 + han)) that is
CHUPIKI
New /mjg/ record
>>558337018kormo-0.png
>>558337094Cheater :(
>>558337018current record is over 8 minutes
Has someone made a script to auto-play horse minigame yet?
>>558337358The chinese have
Fucking Konami luckshitters.
>>558337934Blue hag sucks
limitless is back
>>558325738>draw your followers's favorite characters
>>558337934cynthia wouldn't even look at you as a human being if you weren't making six figures a years
>>558337934Ok, Cynthia, very cool.
>>558337934Cynthia is so pretty...
>>558338106...pretty ugly
ugh fuck, it'll be an eva collab
>>558338297I'll be the famous Ramiel
>>558337018>>558337094>not even 100kdon't post in my general ever again
>>558338297directed and written by Yoko Taro
Ebichu collab
>>558338553Did you miss it
Reposting from last thread that got nuked again?, /mjg/ divegrass team roster poll part 1. If you have any suggestions/ideas for the team, now's the best time to present themhttps://forms.gle/ZCM1xVz6MmoJA2wo8
>>558337934
I'll be the famous Asuka
>>558338928
>>558338928la creatura.
>>558338928kwab
I share a thread with psychopaths
>>558339852There is nothing wrong with being a psychopath
>all the good event rewards are claimedSee you at the collab
>>558340517what collabdid you forget your meds
>>558340565Next even should be the collab no?
>>558340628why would you arbitrarily decide that fuji has to give you a new collab after a certain point when they're always supposed to be a surpriseyou're tempting fate
>>558340628Collabs are late April anon chamaWe've got a filler event coming up next
Why did last thread get nuked? It had nothing egregious in it
>>558340847>event It will be another free for all cup to please the masses.
here's past collab announcement vs release dates (excluding hat)if it follows the recent pattern, maybe 2 months from now
>>558341512i don't have 2 months to spare
>>558341512>dd/mm/yyyy
>>558341619are you terminally ill? I'll pull the collab characters in your memory.
>>558341709Shouldn't you be asleep, burgershit?
>>558341709
>>558341512I thought there was a larger gap after the Fate collab announcement.
>>558341709i counter-brav your bravo by shifting my brav into bravence position
